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LIFESTYLE 15 On the cover: Brighton Dome The Brighton Dome welcomes the exciting Batsheva Ensemble 15 Travel: Summer sunshine John Proctor Travel’s tips on when to go to get the most from your winter holiday 17 Christmas dinners Tasty places in town for Christmas dinners 20 Hotlist; Andrew Kay’s Food & Drink Andrew eats cake – at patisserie Cocoa

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05 Latest People AMEX Community Stadium brasserie, City College, and Whoopsadaisy 06 Latest Brighton & Hove News & Jobs Volk’s railway wins an award, Lewes parking meters are blown up, and the Supercity of Brighton 11 Albion All the latest news and opinion on our Seagulls 12 Snapshots Nicola Coleby, programmer at the Royal Pavilion 12 Competitions Win a Jethro Tull box set, the acclaimed documentary from Diana Vreeland, and French DVDs 13 Celeb City Jack Black, Amelia Lily, Great British Bake Off, Shepard Fairey & congratulations to Adele 14 Bare Cheek Olympic fever, lateral thinking and Hove Factually 14 Mad Matt Matt takes his adventures abroad

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Juice FM DJ and Latest TV presenter Guy Lloyd’s brand new show at Horatio’s Bar on Brighton Pier features as guests actor Ralph Brown, who talks about Withnail & I and spending his Saturday with 25,000 people; James Wiltshire of The Freemasons, who talks about his work with Beyoncé; awardwinning comedians Sam Savage and Joe Foster, along with music from more award winners, Rubylux and The Watermelons. It’s a chat show that totally represents Brighton so where better to hold the event than on Brighton Pier?! There have been

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AMEX Community Stadium brasserie, City College and a Whoopsadaisy Music Night at Pub du Vin

When the idea to get a group of City College students together to create a feast made predominantly of surplus and up-cycled ingredients became a reality, the biggest concern was that something would have to give; but it turned out quite the opposite.

On 22 October, the AMEX Community Stadium brasserie was full of keen food-loving guests and even more enthusiastic students, apprentices and chefs from leading local restaurants, all willing to take the challenge. The result was an outstanding five course meal served with local wines, statistics that shocked all (80% surplus ingredients with as little as 3-5% waste) and energetic conversation on food waste concerns. This union was a memorable one, and has planted a seed for thought and change in the foodie community of the city.

Lindsay Boswell of FareShare, Mayor Bill Randall , Karl Jones from Moshimo

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Waste not, want not

City College Apprentices with their mentors from Terre à Terre, Moshimo, Seattle, Hove Kitchen and Boho Gelato

Whoopsadaisy A Whoopsadaisy Music Night took place at Pub du Vin on 10 October raising over £3000. The fun evening with 11 local bands included a performance by two members of the Brighton Beach Boys.

Whoopsadaisy is a Brighton based charity providing Conductive Education for young children with cerebral palsy and other motor disorders. www.whoopsadaisy.org.

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-Factor 2012 started on our TV screens only a couple of months ago with some fantastic new artists auditioning for this prime time talent show plus all the giggles you have come to expect from the British public.

We are now counting down to the big finale which can only mean one thing: X-Factor Fridays at Revenge in Brighton, the South Coast’s biggest and number one gay club. On Friday 2 November, Revenge will be hosting this very popular night which has brought in success stories such as Cher Lloyd, Amelia Lily, Rebecca Ferguson, Aiden Grimshaw, Wagner (hu-hum) and Jedward (Ha-hum) in an intimate setting before any other club in the UK. Who is your favourite? Will it be Ella Henderson, Jahmene Douglas, Jade Ellis, Union J, Lucy Spraggan or MK1? After they leave the show on the Sunday they will be live on stage at Revenge on the following Friday with a show and meet and greet photo opportunity.

Revenge have Jagerbombs at £2.50 all night to get the party swinging plus two floors of music with pop DJs supporting the acts on the main floor and club classics upstairs from ’90s to noughties. Entrance is £5 before 12am and £3 with a VIP card.

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latest brighton & hove news IN BRIEF ■ CLIMBING WALL PROPOSAL TO BE

DECIDED BY PLANNERS TOMORROW

Two climbing instructors hope to win planning permission to convert a vacant warehouse into a climbing and bouldering centre. James Gomez and Tom Bauer, who run Pitch 9 Climbing, should learn tomorrow (Wednesday) whether they can go ahead with their plans.

They had hoped to open at the old Metal Finishers premises on the corner of Newtown Road and Goldstone Lane in Hove. They were granted planning permission in March last year but were unable to agree the terms of a lease with the owner of the site.

Instead they have set their sights on a building on the Victoria Road Trading Estate behind Portslade Town Hall, close to the railway line. The property has been empty since Newery and Eyre, the electrical wholesaler, vacated it in January 2009.

More than 400 people have written to Brighton and Hove City Council in support of the Pitch 9 application after a social media campaign. Mr Gomez and Mr Bauer urged people on Facebook and Twitter to show their support. The British Mountaineering Council and Hove MP Mike Weatherley have also given their backing. The council’s planning committee will decide whether to approve the plans at a meeting at Hove Town Hall.

■ BRIGHTON PROJECT WINS £40K TO HELP LOCAL FATHERS AND CHILDREN A project to give help and advice to fathers has been awarded a £40,000 grant to support its work over the coming two years. The grant is being given to Dads Connect, a project run by the Brighton charity called the Men’s Network.

The project is expected to work with hundreds of fathers in Brighton and Hove. It has already been providing occasional weekend activities for fathers and their children and an informal support group since 2010.

The grant from the Tudor Trust in London means that the project can be expanded. The aim is to provide a regular calendar of monthly activities and a wider range of support, help and advice for fathers in need.

Glen Poole, the strategic director of the Men’s Network, said, “We’re really pleased to have been given this great opportunity to make a difference for dads in the city. We’d like Brighton and Hove to be the most father friendly city in the world and the Dads Connect project is a big step in the right direction.”

For more information visit www.dadsconnect.org.uk or email dads@dadsconnect.org.uk

■ BIMM TO OFFER DEGREE COURSES FOR FUTURE SIMON COWELLS The Brighton Institute of Modern Music (BIMM) is offering two new degree courses for the Simon Cowells of the future. The BA honours degrees in the music business and in event management are also expected to attract potential band managers, festival promoters and music industry executives.

The first intakes of students are expected in April and September next year. The courses have been devised with help from experts such as Shakedown Festival director Matt Priest. Both courses will provide students with the chance to study in a creative community of performers, songwriters and experienced music industry professionals. Students will also gain on-the-job experience.

BIMM said that the events industry in Britain has a worldwide reputation for excellence and is worth an estimated £36 billion. And BIMM principal Vaseema Hamilton said, “Students who join us at BIMM have a unique opportunity to be part of a dynamic creative environment which we have carefully crafted to become a microcosm of the modern music industry.”

GOOD TO GROW

Businessman Steve Allen is sharing the secrets of his success across the area as part of a drive to create new jobs. Frank le Duc reports

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teve Allen’s career has taken him around the world, but just over ten years ago he came back to his roots in Brighton where he was born. The 48-year-old former policeman started a home care business which now extends from the Kent border to Dorset, mostly in coastal towns like Seaford and Worthing. From modest beginnings the company now employs nearly 300 people and cares for many more.

Last year he joined the board of Coast to Capital (C2C), the new local enterprise partnership. He spends about eight days a month – unpaid – using his experience to help and guide others. But he didn’t follow a typical career path for a high-flying businessman.

Mr Allen ended up joining the police at 19 after enjoying two weeks of work experience.

He said, “I was booking people for motoring offences before I had a driving licence.” He served in Brighton, Worthing and Gatwick for seven years.

Then he saw an advert for a “Boy Friday and bag carrier” and switched to a new role with a consultancy called Network International.

One job involved helping Standard Chartered bank try the i360’s projected visitor numbers to recover a £500 million were realistic. And he said that the investment which had been “I don’t think protracted due diligence, which is money laundered. “We got still taking place, had been looking at two thirds of it back. I worked profit is a dirty comparable attractions to check their for Network for ten years and word. Even numbers. They look realistic, he said. absolutely loved it. I headed all, the Growth Fund is lending £3 up their operations in charities need to After million, not giving a grant. different countries in Latin The aim is to unlock jobs and and South America, India, make a surplus” growth.

C2C’s remit is all about Africa and the Caribbean. I enterprise and internationalisation. spent a year as customs And Brighton’s tourism and officer in Jamaica. Then my conference market brings millions of pounds into the kids came along and I moved back to Sussex.” local economy every week. He and his colleagues At about the same time Control Risks, another are looking at another project locally, known as big player in the market, took over Network. Mr Block J, the final plot in the revival of the area Allen cashed in his shares and invested in his own behind Brighton station. business. Prime Care has won awards for the Separately they are looking at ways to encourage quality of the care that it provides to old and the entrepreneurs of the future. He said, “I don’t vulnerable adults in their own homes. It has also think profit is a dirty word. Even charities need to proved profitable and it expanded significantly five make a surplus or they can’t do their job and they years ago with the help of something called the can’t employ people to do good work.” C2C is Accelerator Fund. The fund was half owned by producing guidance on enterprise education. It has a SEEDA, the recently abolished regional similar focus to some of the ideas being put into development agency. practice at the academies set up by Sir Rod Aldridge, Alongside the funding, Mr Allen was put through the Portslade schoolboy who went on to found the a mini MBA at the same time. He is mindful of how outsourcing company Capita. both aspects of this support spurred the growth of More immediately Mr Allen, a father of two his business. And now he’s giving his time to C2C – teenagers, is finalising his preparations for a effectively SEEDA’s replacement – he’s trying to fundraising trip to Everest base camp. He is joining repeat the same success with others. recently retired City College principal Phil Frier on C2C operates the Growth Fund, which lends the trek next month. Mr Allen is raising money for sums to projects that have stalled as a result of Sussex Community Foundation and Action on Elder the banking crisis. One of the projects, which has Abuse. The pair worked closely on a jobs and skills attracted critics, is the i360 viewing tower next to strategy for Brighton and Hove. After Base Camp, it the remains of the West Pier in Brighton. He said remains a challenging peak to conquer. ■ that the critics had been concerned about whether

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7 days of headlines with phil mills Vandals bombing parking meters, rewards for tagged cuttlefish & Pavilion sees the light

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ussex Police are flogging the family silver to help pay the bills – likely jewels for sale include Slaugham Manor, the force’s training and conference centre off the A23, and Sussex House, the force’s CID HQ in Hollingbury. There’s even a tiny police box in Hurstpierpoint that’s going to auction as the force looks for ways of saving £50m. Two police boxes in Brighton sold for £163,000.

Every little helps.

Police reckon cannabis is growing all over the county, and while the language used by critics verges on the ‘hang ’em high,’ behind the rhetoric you have the likes of Brighton MP Caroline Lucas and Brighton police chief Graham Bartlett arguing it’s time for a rethink on drugs – or at least an adult debate.

A by-election saw Labour hold one of its safest seats – Chaun Wilson topped the East Brighton poll with 1,596 votes, and with the Greens coming a poor third, the other parties are asking: have the Greens had their day?

The oldest electric railway in the world, Brighton’s Volk’s Electric Railway, has been honoured with a national award in recognition of it being unique in the annals of UK industrial history. It has been chosen to receive the prestigious Engineering Heritage Award from the Institute of Mechanical Engineers.

It’s a fond farewell to Roger French who has announced his retirement as Managing Director of Go-Ahead’s Brighton and Hove Buses, after 30

Brighton & Hove City Council leader Jason Kitcat on fuel poverty

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his weekend saw our fifth and largest ever Eco Open Houses event. The event last week saw local residents open their front doors to the public in a bid to show how energy bills, water bills, carbon emissions and ecological footprint can all be reduced. The event also highlights the lead our city has in green construction.

Eight new properties participated for the first time, adding to the wide range of homes across the city open for people to look around. They included both

years. He said, “I’ll miss working with all my fantastic colleagues – I’ve been lucky to work with such a great bunch of people.”

On the crime front, a 44-year-old shopkeeper used a chair leg to fight off a man with a knife in the Coombe Road Convenience Store, Brighton. Police praised the victim and appealed for witnesses or anyone who knows the attacker, dressed in a grey striped hoody.

A man who raped and beat his Sussex partner has been jailed by Brighton Crown Court for 14 years.

Daniel Santana, 27, was convicted of two charges of rape, assault, battery, ABH and criminal damage.

He grabbed his girlfriend by the throat, punched her and slapped her face so hard he left finger marks.

Police praised the woman for refusing to be bullied.

older houses that have been improved and retrofitted, and newly-built houses.

However all are cheaper to run and keep warm than the average home in the city.

Visitors were able to see everything from the more recognisable solar panels, and insulation, to more unusual modifications like biomass heating, rainwater harvesting and the use of natural breathable materials.

For example the official opening was held at a property in Hanover, where Jason, Sarah and their family have built and live in a remarkable home. The building features insulation, low energy LED lighting, and uses as much natural light as

Vandals are blowing up pay and display machines in Lewes in what appears to be a parking charge protest. Firework ‘bombs’ destroyed two machines, causing £3,000 damage and police are warning the culprits could cause injuries. There were 15 such attacks last year and there’s a £1,250 reward for information leading to an arrest and conviction of those responsible.

Drivers fed up with massive delays on the A27 west of Brighton welcomed news that West Sussex County Council is planning to relieve bottlenecks at Chichester, Arundel and Worthing – and ultimately they'll push for a bypass.

There was a fishy tale off the Sussex coast – researchers fitted electronic tags to 130 cuttlefish and anyone finding one washed up can collect £50 from the Marine Biologist Association.

Finally, let there be light: The Royal Pavilion has a new LED lighting system which will cost 75 per cent less to run and, according to the experts, will provide greater flexibility and the ability to highlight individual architectural features using a range if colours. It will “illuminate the building itself and not light the sky in the way the old system did – thus reducing light pollution.” But will it show off the city’s brightest architectural jewel in a new light? What do you think?

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Marina Life Brighton Marina’s Kirsty Pollard tries the treats at The Parlour

he Parlour is the latest addition to Mermaid Walk. A new ice cream and coffee lounge open seven days a week. Selling locally sourced produce, handmade cakes and gorgeous pies, their chefs make all sandwich fillings using fresh ingredients combined with food passion.

The Parlour ice cream is made by an Italian family, who have over 70 years experience.

They challenge you to find better Affogato in the city.

A great place to drop in for warm croissants for breakfast, lunch or afternoon tea. Comfy seating and Wi-Fi is available so you can relax and unwind in comfortable surroundings.

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possible. It also has a clever physical design to help the building retain as much heat as possible. Overall 90 per cent of the heat produced in the house stays there, which is a significant improvement on the average home, which loses a third of its heat through poor insulation.

At a time of soaring energy bills, Eco Open Houses is a great way to show what practical measures residents can take to make their homes more sustainable – and even better, see them in action.

There is colouring as well, to keep the little ones entertained. Nice to see budding junior artists designing sundaes!

A venue that boasts a calm and relaxed environment for friends, family and doggies.

Your pooches can snooze whilst you tuck into warm pies for the savoury or gateaux for the sweet tooths with great coffees and speciality teas.

Need a venue for your club or function, The Parlour is available for evening hire.

Kirsty Pollard, Brighton Marina’s Marketing and Events Manager kirsty.pollard@x-leisure.co.uk www.brightonmarina.co.uk

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A super city?

Plans are afoot to work out whether Brighton can help lead Britain out of recession. Frank le Duc reports

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ore than a hundred local business leaders met for lunch recently to start mapping the route to Brighton and Hove becoming a ‘super city’. The potential was identified three years ago in a report by the Future Laboratory for HSBC bank called ‘The Future of Business’ and a follow-up report with the same name last year. It predicted that Brighton would be one of five super cities to lead Britain out of recession. It said that this was, “a dynamic centre for innovative companies forging novel ways of doing business”.

‘The Future of Business’ described Brighton as, “the capital of the UK’s rebellious alternative economy”. It cited the way in which Wired Sussex has encouraged the growth of digital companies in and around Brighton. The report’s author, Martin Raymond, also came up with some new words such as ‘exportential’ and ‘tradicals’ to describe the types of businesses that would drive the economy in super cities.

The jargon may not have caught on. Indeed plenty of those attending the business lunch last week were keen to cut through the jargon with their questions and opinions. The event, held in newly refurbished Sovereign House in Church Street, Brighton, looked at how we might achieve super city status over the next 20 years. It also marked the start of a consultation about a policy document being drawn up by the Brighton and Hove Economic Partnership. A first version will be

drafted by consultants who will go back to businesses and others to canvass their views before a final version is published.

What do these reports and policy documents matter in the real world? Do busy businessmen and women really care what it says in some dry and dusty list of aspirations? To judge by the turnout and the conversation at the lunchtime event, the answer is yes.

The economic strategy is likely to be adopted not just by the Economic Partnership but also by Brighton and Hove City Council and the local Strategic Partnership. And even the early version will be pored over by solicitors, estate agents, accountants, firms looking to move, those looking to expand and those thinking about coming to the city.

JOBS NEEDED

The economic strategy will be expected to be consistent with the City Plan. This is also being drawn up at the moment and will spell out which land can be used for housing, which for offices and which for shops, etc. And it will sit alongside the City Employment and Skills Plan. This forecast that Brighton and Hove would need to create 6,000 jobs in the coming few years just for employment levels in the city to stay the same.

Now the first figures from the census last year have been published, the estimated need for jobs has risen. There are 273,000 people living in Brighton and Hove – a significantly higher number than

previously thought. Many of those people are working but, as the coalition government tries to trim the size and scale of the public sector, this will add to the challenges ahead.

So part of the role of these plans, strategies and policy documents is to map out how Brighton and Hove can encourage businesses to start or locate here. And, when they do, to work out where they can find the right kind of premises. This is why the Economic Partnership has employed two firms of consultants to apply their expertise.

Geoff Raw

GREENER GOALS

Just under a fortnight ago, Roger Tym and Partners were appointed to review the current Brighton and Hove economic strategy which was published in 2008. Then we were on the cusp of the global economic downturn. Few would have dared to predict the depth and duration of the recession that followed and from which we still haven’t truly emerged.

Since the strategy was published the Green Party has taken control of the council. It didn’t win a majority in the May elections last year, but it has suffered relatively few defeats since forming the administration.

Not surprisingly the Greens are keen for the new economic strategy to place a greater emphasis on reducing the city’s carbon footprint in the light of continuing concerns about global warming.

To help bring a greener veneer to the strategy, five companies were shortlisted and interviewed. The selection panel was made up of Geoff Raw, the council’s strategic director of place, Steve Allen, a member of the board of the Coast to Capital Local Enterprise Partnership, Vic Borrill, director of

the Brighton and Hove Food Partnership, and Simon Newell, head of partnerships and external relations at the Brighton and Hove Strategic Partnership.

The panel chose the awardwinning social enterprise BioRegional which formulated the principles for One Planet Living. The Greens have placed a great deal of store by One Planet Living principles. These evolved after an estimate that the resources we currently consume and the waste we generate would require the equivalent of more than three planets. A more sustainable approach is called for.

The Labour and Conservative parties have dismissed efforts by the Greens to adopt One Planet Living principles as a ‘pet project’.

In reality many of the goals being pursued are similar to those of both opposition parties when they ran the council. And, although the Greens make a point of underlining the benefits in terms of sustainability, there is a strong strand of ‘spending to save’ and sound financial management underpinning key decisions.

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Tony Mernagh

SEIZING THE MOMENT

Tony Mernagh, the executive director of the Economic Partnership, said, “We might have the potential to become a super city but achieving it will be very difficult. There are lots of issues that we have to face and we have to start dealing with them very soon. If we don’t, the opportunity will slip by. What is a super city? It’s all about the economics really. It’s a city that can seize the opportunities of the next generation industries.”

Some have said that Brighton is a leader in the digital sector but Mr Mernagh said, “Digital isn’t a sector.

It’s like calling the industrial revolution a sector. Digital touches every sector.” He said that digital technology was transforming almost every part of the economy and business landscape. He added, “It’s called the CDIT sector – the creative, digital and IT sector – and it’s growing at more than twice the national rate and that’s growing at nine per cent. In Brighton it’s 22 per cent.”

He said that environmental or sustainable technology was another area in which Brighton and Hove had some distinct advantages. These include sustainable transport, sustainable or renewable energy and sustainable housing. “The only one we’ve got a real advantage in is sustainable housing. There’s huge potential demand for retrofit – 75 per cent of our housing was built before 1945. It’s not particularly energy-efficient.

“The other industry where there is jobs here so that they don’t have potential is health and life sciences. to? If we can’t house our workforce With the £420 million and we can’t create jobs for them, redevelopment of the Royal Sussex how can we become a super city?

County Hospital and with the “The economic strategy is Brighton and Sussex Medical School required not just because the new there is an enormous opportunity to administration wants a greener become a centre of excellence. The strategy. There are a number of medical school was only founded things happening with central ten years ago but already it’s the government where you need your most popular medical school in the ducks in a row. The government country. The hospital is one of the hasn’t got as much money, so they most important developments in have an idea and ask people to Brighton since the Brighton Centre show they can do it, or they ask was built. We’ve got to exploit that. for ideas.”

“But on top of all that we’ve got He said that the £24 million being the very real challenge of how we offered for a ‘future cities grow more sustainably. We’ve got a demonstrator’ was a good example. population that’s 15 per cent bigger The application goes in next month than we thought, mostly all of at about the same time that working age. We knew we had to Business Minister Lord Green and create 6,000 jobs in the export trade body the next few years UKTI is bringing a high“In good just to stand still. powered delegation to That was based on Mr Mernagh times, people Brighton. the old population said, “We need to have a figures. How do we robust strategy in place do that now without think it’s never to show them that we increasing our where we are going to end. know carbon footprint? I going. The ideas in the would like to think In bad times, bid that we’re putting that reducing the together can be done people think carbon footprint of even if we don’t get the the city was money. It’s about open it’s never something that all data. It’ll be harder the parties without the money but going to end. supported. How far it’s possible.” down that line can The point of having a But it will” we go while still strategy, he said, was to generating jobs?” have a timed and costed action plan. Things may slip. Some of the ideas may not happen. Others SOMEWHERE TO LIVE will emerge. In some ways it was a “Another challenge we face is how bit of a wish list. But he said that it do we house our workforce? Using was important to plan ahead, “Even the old population figures, we in the depths of this recession needed 19,400 homes. We couldn’t people still want to build. Hove do that even if we used every station is a case in point. In good available bit of land, every times, people think it’s never going brownfield site and converted some to end. In bad times, people think office space. So we agreed that we it’s never going to end. But it will.” could build 11,400 homes. Then And part of the role of the economic there’s transport. strategy is to help bring the right “Every day 13,000 people go to people together to turn the bad London to work and 33,000 leave times to good. And maybe map the the city going north. Why? Because way to becoming a super city. that’s where the higher paid jobs are. How do we generate higher paid

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RACE AWAY with Lewis Hamilton

Opportunity Knocks Tourism opens up as Britain cuts red tape can change the future. Literally, maybe. Only a month ago I wrote about how airports need to be streamlined by introducing the Lewis Hamilton Schengen visa scheme. Well, this week tourism chiefs announced new initiatives to attract high-spending Chinese tourists, including a new visa proposal involving the “dual processing” of British and Schengen.

Under the terms of the proposal, Chinese applicants will only have to submit one form and one set of documents in order to receive two visas, allowing them to visit the UK and parts of Europe on the same trip. This is very good news; the UK reportedly misses out on 1.2 billion pounds from wealthy Chinese visitors a year as a result of Britain’s bureaucratic system. That’s 1.2 billion, folks; I want my cut.

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n just over a fortnight the West Pier Trust will hold its annual general meeting. The trust’s members and board could be forgiven for feeling at their most optimistic for a good many years. Two loans are being put in place that should mean construction starts soon on the i360. There had been innovative engineering and architectural standard of the 1866 West Pier, and hopes that work would begin this month. rising from its restored root end. We believe the i360 reproduces the spirit of The reality is that it could be any time between now and the spring. It the West Pier in a 21st century form. depends on the terms of two loans being finalised, both having been agreed in “We are still committed to exploring the possibility of a sea-based pier, and principle since the start of the year. The goal is to open the i360 in the are in agreement with a private sector partnership to develop those plans, summer of 2015. but our focus for the moment must still remain on delivering the i360.

One is a £3 million loan from Coast to Capital (C2C), “Meanwhile we are working closely with the the local enterprise partnership that replaced SEEDA, the council on the regeneration and landscaping of regional development agency. C2C runs the Growth Fund “We are still committed to the areas either side of the pier. The design will which is intended to help work start on “shovel ready” have a strong West Pier theme, using artefacts schemes where lending is the obstacle. This recognises salvaged from the pier in the 1990s. Included in exploring the possibility that banks have gone from being perhaps too willing to the scheme will be a restored original of a sea-based pier” lend before the credit crunch to over-cautious since.

1866 kiosk.”

The other loan, approved in July, is for almost £15 Given that the pier closed to the public in million from Brighton and Hove City Council. The 1975, it is little surprise that some have commercial loan was approved unanimously with the support of Labour and criticised the trust and the council. Mike Holland, the property developer, is Conservative councillors as well as the ruling Greens. Concerns were voiced among those who believe that a new pier could have been constructed about the projected number of visitors and these have been addressed during relatively quickly and cheaply. He cites the example of Weston-super-Mare. the due diligence process which is close to being completed. The two loans The trust’s supporters are not convinced about the quality. Few would dispute bridge the funding gap. Marks Barfield, the architects, had managed to raise the elegance of the storm-battered West Pier before arsonists struck twice in £20 million towards the £38 million cost of the i360. a matter of months nearly ten years ago. The second fire put paid to a lotteryThe Trust has said that it has not given up on the pier and that a new West funded restoration scheme.

Pier remains its ultimate goal. It hopes and expects that the i360 and its For now the arguments are academic. Trust chief executive Rachel Clark will stream of visitors will help to generate interest in the plans to build a new be hoping to be able to report to the board that the loans have been signed pier. And it will be a new pier, as a restoration is no longer possible, although off, and we can have a pier into the future with a date for work on the i360 the aim is to design a structure in keeping with the original. finally to begin. ■ A statement for the annual meeting from trust chairman Glynn Jones said, follow me on twitter @BHcitynews “The i360 scheme will provide us with a stunning feature, matching the

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LATEST INBOX Pies, pints and prizes for students at the Amex Brighton & Hove Albion have launched an amazing offer aimed at attracting more students from Brighton and Sussex universities along to the Amex, to support Gus Poyet’s side.

Students coming to either the Peterborough United or Bristol City matches will receive a free meal deal, including one of the famous Amex pies, and two lucky students will be selected at random to ‘live free for a month’.

From 5pm this evening, students can purchase a ticket for Albion’s games against Peterborough United (Tuesday 6 November) or against Bristol City (Tuesday 27 November) and they will automatically receive one free award-winning Piglets Pantry pie and a pint on the night of the respective game.

All ticket holders will also be entered into a Seagulls Superdraw and two winners (one at each match) will each receive the

You can also write to Letters, Latest 7, Unit 1, Level 5 North, New England House, New England Street, Brighton, BN1 4GH following for one month: • FREE rent worth up to £400 • FREE bus travel on Brighton & Hove Buses for one month • Two FREE tickets to every Albion home game for one month • FREE supply of 30 Piglets Pies Students can purchase tickets

online, via the ticketline on 0844 327 1901 or in person at either of the club’s ticket offices, located at the Amex or on Queens Road, Brighton.

Tickets purchased online and via the ticketline must be collected from the Amex Stadium ticket office, but a valid NUS or university student ID card will be required to collect the ticket.

Those purchasing tickets in person at either of the club’s ticket offices will be required to show their valid NUS or university student ID card to receive the offer.

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fter the fall out from the Leicester game in which a side looking good for promotion overpowered an Albion team rapidly losing confidence, things look less than rosy at the Amex. The absence of a goal-scorer is becoming a major concern if the dissatisfied mutterings about manager Gus Poyet are anything to go by. What can a manager do in such circumstances? There is a phrase used in football interviews at turning points in a season – freshen the squad. It’s often used when a big signing joins a club to boost the “Poyet and his dressing room, enabling that club to go on a good run of mood coaching team need changing good form. This is exactly what is required at the a lucky break or to Amex and without delay. With change something” players reportedly falling out on the pitch, the atmosphere is darkening as the nights draw in.

Either Poyet and his coaching team need a lucky break or to change something. Nothing would do this better than to bring in a player to ‘freshen things up’ in the loan window. One obvious name that keeps popping up in pub conversations is Carlton Cole who is falling further behind in the West Ham pecking order. An outside bet might be Tom Pope, who has scored 14 goals for Port Vale so far this season. Although the jump from League Two might be too much of a leap to take the risk. What a shame we can’t call upon Jake Forster Caskey, but his loan period at Oxford United takes him through to January. For some reason Gus doesn’t trust Toby Adgestein or Will Hoskins which is difficult to comprehend when Ashley Barnes isn’t playing that well. One option might be to enquire after Niall McGinn. He plays for Aberdeen and was formerly a Celtic player but was injured in 2010. He once attracted interest from teams such as Wigan but chose to go to Celtic. He’s an experienced international player who played very well indeed in their brilliant 1-1 draw against Portugal recently.

Perhaps the most appropriate signing would be some young and hungry player not featuring regularly for a Premier League club (who happen to be based in the North East) with youth international experience and in need of a fresh start – guessed his name yet? What about Connor Wickham? There are options out there and Poyet knows he needs something to change, only one point from three home games is telling. So, fingers crossed the loan system might be just what the club needs to get out of what is rapidly turning into a rut.

Brighton & Hove Albion have launched a new offer aimed at getting more students from Brighton and Sussex universities down to the Amex supporting Gus Poyet’s side.

Students coming to either the Peterborough United or Bristol City matches will receive a free meal deal, including one of the famous Amex pies, and two lucky students will be selected at random to ‘live free for a month’.

ticket offices at the Amex or on Queens Road, Brighton.

Tickets purchased online and via the ticketline must be collected from the Amex Stadium ticket office, but a valid NUS or university student ID card will be required to collect the ticket.

Those purchasing tickets in person at either of the club’s ticket offices will be required to show their valid NUS or university student ID card to receive the offer.

Please note, students must be over 18 years old to qualify for the offer.

Will Jago works up an appetite Albion’s next home is against Leeds United on Friday 2nd November and fans can now book a pre-match meal in the East Central Brasserie.

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A fiesty home fixture

From 5pm on 23 October, students can purchase a ticket for Albion’s games against Peterborough United (Tuesday 6 November) or against Bristol City (Tuesday 27 November) and they will automatically receive one free award-winning Piglets Pantry pie and a pint on the night of the respective game.

All ticket holders will also be entered into a Seagulls Superdraw and two winners (one at each match) will each receive the following for one month:

Leeds United visit the Amex this Friday night where the atmosphere promises to be feisty, not least because of the imminent fall-out from the attack on Sheffield Wednesday’s goalkeeper, Chris Kirkland, at Hillsborough. The attendance record was meant to be under threat for this game, subject to a possible ban on Leeds supporters attending away games. The attack was bad enough but there was another more sickening side to this shameful event. At the end of the game, Leeds manager, Colin... sorry – Mr Warnock – ordered his players to go to the Leeds supporters and applaud them. One Leeds player refused. The live coverage shows Warnock, saying, “you’re the only one” to the player. The player is to be commended for not condoning some rather vile chants at Dave Jones, the opposition manager. The FA should come down heavily on Leeds and have a quiet word with the Leeds manager (although I wouldn’t bet on it).

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• Free rent worth up to £400 • Free bus travel on Brighton & Hove buses for one month • Two free tickets to every Albion home game for one month • Free supply of 30 Piglets Pies Tickets can be bought online, via ticketline on 0844 327 1901 or in person at either of the club’s

The supporter’s restaurant offers a choice of two or threecourse meals, so ticket holders can travel straight to the Amex from work and dine in ample time ahead of the 7.45pm kickoff, which will also be broadcast live by Sky Sports.

The menu provides a generous selection for all three courses, with meat, fish and vegetarian options available for starter and main. The dessert menu includes cheesecake, chocolate torte, treacle tart, fruit salad and a cheese board.

Three sittings are available at 5pm, 5.30pm and 6pm. The meal is priced at £36 for three courses or £31 for two courses. Under13s can dine for £12.50 for three courses or £10 for two courses.

Hurry though, as bookings must be made by 5.30pm on Tuesday 30 October. To book email Ashleigh Woods at restaurant@bhafc.co.uk, or call 01273 878282.

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Snap Shots Photographer Diana Frangi captures the faces and places that define our city. This week: Programmer at the Royal Pavilion Nicola Coleby

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The Royal Pavilion is such an unusual heritage and has an enormous influence in the city. Brighton is such a vibrant place that we would like to make the Pavilion part of what is going on out there. We are also planning a series of new events and displays to bring hidden stories to life, without disturbing the Pavilion's décor.

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Nicola Coleby has been programmer at the Royal Pavilion since July 2012. She is responsible for looking after commissions, artists, performances and events. Nicola is bringing a new approach to the venue to make it more enjoyable for local people, with exhibitions and displays reinterpreting the history of the place.

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COMPETITIONS JETHRO TULL CD BOXSET Following the release of the sequel to Jethro Tull’s Thick As A Brick this year, EMI have released a 40th Anniversary Edition of the original album, and we have one huge 12x12 CD box-set to give away. The new edition features a 5.1 stereo mix, a DVD containing DTS & Dolby Digital 5.1 surround mix, high quality stereos 96/24, the original newspaper (over 40 pages), an article by Classic Rock’s Dom Lawson, rare photos, recording and touring mementos and much more all contained in a 104 page hardback book. The package also has a 72-page book all held in a hard card slipcase. To win, just tell us:

CASQUE D’OR AND CÉSAR ET ROSALIE It’s the anniversary release of both French films Casque d’Or and César Et Rosalie, and we have five copies of each film up for grabs.

Casque d’Or is a classic, poetic tale of doomed romance based on the true life LecaManda scandal, while César et Rosalie is an enchanting French romance starring Yves Montand (César) and Romy Schneider (Rosalie), in a lovetriangle, that leaves Rosalie confused, with fate making the choice for her.

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DIANA VREELAND: THE EYE HAS TO TRAVEL We have five copies of documentary Diana Vreeland: The Eye Has To Travel to give away.

Featuring interviews with notable names from both the fashion and film worlds including Ali McGraw, David Bailey, Lauren Hutton, Calvin Klein and many more, recounting their personal memories of Vreeland. The film is a celebration of one of the most influential women of the 20th century, who inspired and changed the face of fashion, beauty, art, publishing and culture. To win, just tell us: Q: Name one of the famous faces who appears in the documentary.

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Huge congratulation to Adele who has reportedly given birth to a baby boy! The multi-award winning singer has had a baby with her Brighton man Simon Konecki meaning that she’s somewhat missed out on the glitz and glamour of the Bond premieres, though knowing our girl Adele she probably wont be too fussed.

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We were lucky enough to get a guided tour around Shepard Fairey’s new show ‘Sound and Vision’ by the man himself last week. Visiting all the way from sunny LA, the worldwide street-artist took over the Old Truman Brewery on Brick Lane, London, to launch a pop up shop of his OBEY clothing line alongside his prolific artworks. On opening night the queue was around the block so we were happy to have snuck in beforehand.

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Edward De Bonehead’s Lateral Thinking Puzzles NO. 4 – THE LETTER A man receives a letter from his twin brother. When he opens it, though it contains only a blank sheet of paper, the man removes his clothes and jumps out of the 15th storey window to his death.

At exactly the same moment the brother, who lives in Peking, wins £7 million on the lottery. Why?

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Hove Factually Five facts you never knew about fantabulous Hove

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Both the 1967 Alfred Hitchcock thriller Indiscretion and the 1974 Oscar-nominated John Cassavetes cinema verite classic Marriages contain a scene in which the lead character makes love on Hove’s famous floral clock.

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A surprising number of Wild West heroes and outlaws (including Frank and Jesse James, Wild Bill Hickok, Wyatt Earp, and John Henry ‘Doc’ Holliday) were born on Blatchington Road.

SOLUTION TO LAST WEEK’S PUZZLE The donkey was allergic to eggs.

come to work wearing bowler hats instead of top hats.

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Vocalist Till Linderman, guitarist Richard Z. Kruspe, and bassist Oliver Riedel of German Industrial Metal Band Rammstein all live in Hove.

Drummer Christoph ‘Doom’ Schneider lives in Aldrington.

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To ‘go to Hove’ is old sailor slang meaning ‘to die’, as referenced by the 1969 Rolling Stones song ‘Tied In Your Knot’: “Little Sammi Blister lived in Ladbroke Grove/Did too much talkin’ now he’s gone to Hove.”

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The first ever ‘dress down Friday’ took place at Meade, Bromsgrove & Murray, a Hove solicitors on Friday 4th April 1823, when the clerks were granted special dispensation to

OLYMPIC FEVER Yes, it’s been almost a week with no mention in the press of the Olympics or the Paralympics, and by that we mean the ones in London that have just gone by this summer in case you missed them. So we here at Bare Cheek have decided to scrub out this stain on our national character by listing our five favourite things about said Olympics/Paralympics that happened in London over the summer. So without further ado, on your marks, get set......go!

That human cyst George Osbourne getting booed at the Paralympics, especially the moment when he giggled ‘cos he thought it was humourouslyintended then went ashen as he realised it was in deadly earnest. That alone was worth the 11 billion nicker cost of staging it.

David Beckham’s overt, childish strop at not being picked for the Olympic soccer team, only exacerbated by his risible ‘Three Musketeers’ facial hair.

Them Chinese badminton players who got disqualified for throwing a match, when, in fact, they should have been awarded extra points for tactical thinking.

The moment we saw the word ‘Bolt’ trending on Twitter, and quickly switched on the telly thinking it meant the 2008 Disney animated film, which is dead good.

The fact that the Paralympics opening ceremony was about three million times better than the Olympics opening ceremony, despite costing a fraction of the money. And they say that they should give Danny Boyle a knighthood!

A knighthood! They should chop his bleeding head off. What you want is; Queen gives a speech, blast of classical music, someone lights the torch – job done. Not blathering on about the First World War to the strains of Underworld for an hour and sodding three quarters. Jesus! As you were.

Mad Matt Matt Whistler continues his adventures abroad

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night on a self catering balcony in an overseas location is not without its problems.

The T-lights purchased from the local store go out and the tall candles last longer, but the height makes them more susceptible to the wind. Putting tuna in the pasta works, because you can then use the empty golden tin as a candle holder and burner to keep the pan warm on the dining table.

I was on the fourth floor looking over the bay when an Indonesian next door neighbour kindly gave me his multicoloured lilo over the dividing wall. Bingo! Fill each gap with a measure of water and float Tlights on the lilo. It took me half an hour to place the T-lights and

a wonderful spectrum of colour through the lilo emanated from my balcony. I sat back with an ice cold beer, chuffed at my ingenuity, when one of the candles must have drifted too close to the side of the gap; a loud expelling noise came out and my recent present deflated in seconds.

An overcooked half I had to throw a bucket of baked idea water over the lilo to prevent an international disaster.

The lilo didn't ever make it to the sea, so I used it as a comfortable resting ground in the bath. The rest of the time was spent hanging out in the pool. Ever watched the film The Swimmer, where Ned Merrill (Burt Lancaster) tells his friends he has a sudden idea to swim home The thought did occur to me, but through the county in Connecticut water is required or a big box of by dropping in on friends, diving plasters and bandages, plus I’ve and swimming through their pool? only seen village ponds.

A Jackie Chan moment

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DECADES OF DANCE Brighton Dome welcomes the exciting Batsheva Ensemble

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atsheva Ensemble, the youth branch of the world-renowned contemporary dance group from Tel Aviv, Batsheva Dance Company, will bring their gritty urban energy and rare groove to Brighton Dome on Friday 9 November.

They will be performing Deca Dance by Batsheva’s Artistic Director Ohad Naharin as part of a special UK debut tour.

Deca Dance is a showcase of memorable and exciting segments from Ohad Naharin’s dance productions from the past 20 years, set to an eclectic mix of music, from Vivaldi to The Beach Boys and Goldfrapp, and it is constantly updated to incorporate Naharin’s latest pieces, offering a fresh look at the work created for Batsheva each and every time it is performed.

The Ensemble’s talented dancers, who are all aged 18 to 24, are hand picked by Naharin during a rigorous annual audition process. The ensemble is made up of an international collection of 16 young dancers, many of whom are graduates from some of the world’s most prestigious dance schools.

While many of the dancers from Batsheva Ensemble go on to perform in Batsheva Dance Company, the Ensemble is proud to function as an independent dance group, presenting dynamic and technically superb performances in their own right.

Among Batsheva’s notable alumni are choreographers Hofesh Shechter, one of Brighton Dome and Festival’s Artists in Residence.

Ohad Naharin said, “Deca Dance is about reconstruction.

I like to take pieces or sections of existing works and rework it, reorganise it and create the possibility of seeing it from a new angle. It always teaches me something new about my work and composition. It was like I was telling only the beginning, middle or ending of many stories, but when I reorganised it the result became as coherent as the original, if not more.”

Batsheva Ensemble was established by Naharin in 1990,

upon his appointment as Artistic Director of Batsheva Dance Company, with the mission of developing, encouraging and cultivating young dance talents as well as younger audiences.

Admission to the ensemble provides a two-year intensive training programme that includes work in the studio studying Naharin’s famous ‘Gaga’ movement language, repertoire classes, local performances with an emphasis on educational outreach work and international touring.

Naharin is the originator of the innovative movement language, ‘Gaga’, which has revolutionised the company’s training, and emerged as a growing force in the larger field of movement practices for both dancers and non-dancers, with classes in Gaga technique growing in popularity around the world.

Batsheva Ensemble perform Deca Dance, Brighton Dome, 9 November 2012, £10 - £18.50 (school groups £6), 01273 709709, www.brightondome.org

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ave you seen they’ve already put the Christmas lights up on North Street? I have heard this conversation at least three or four times so far in the past week. Then follows the inevitable lament that it can’t be that time of year already. Now, while I am no fan of the seemingly rapid transition from breezy summer style to reticent festive mode, when it comes to planning Christmas away from home it makes every sense to get in there early.

There are no two ways about it – if you are going to get away for the Christmas/New Year break you should book early and also expect to pay a premium.

As a rule the sooner you book, the better your chances of getting a selection of options at a sensible price. You won’t find many ‘deals’ for the holiday period as it’s high season and likely that availability on flights is limited – pushing prices up. This is particularly true if you want to return to the UK in the first few days of January. For a better price look at travelling on Christmas Day itself and/or returning home before the New Year, as these are less popular times to travel – though you’ll still be looking at high season fares.

In terms of destinations, you’ll need to travel long haul to feel the sun’s warmth and the festive mood. Latin America puts the emphasis on fiestas around the Easter pageant such as Carnival, but Christmas is also celebrated here.

Another popular option is the beach resorts of Southern India, such as those of Goa or Kerala, or how about The Philippines where they know how to celebrate with gusto – the ‘official’ holiday season extends from December 16 until epiphany, though apparently carols can be heard from September onwards!

If you aim to avoid the Christmas celebrations altogether you could stay closer to home – Morocco is just a few hours away with direct flights from Gatwick to Marrakesh, though consequently don’t expect to be basking in sunshine. For a better beach option consider Oman, especially the country’s southernmost Dhofar province which offers sub-tropical flavours on the fringes of the Arabian desert.

Clearly there isn’t a shortage of places to visit, whatever your intentions in getting away over the holidays. However, don’t count on a last minute shopping trip for your Christmas vacation as you may well find the shelves empty. Instead, if you want to be sending seasons greetings on a postcard this year, you need to act now and get Christmas booked – or failing that start thinking about next year!

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Eat, drink & be festive ’Tis the season to find out some of the best places in town for Christmas food and parties

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o here it is Merry Christmas, everybody’s having fun, look to the future now, it’s only just begu-u-un. A timely reminder for you to consider booking Christmas parties. Whether it’s a smart lunch with business associates, a lively work party, a girly night out with friends or a luxurious Christmas Day lunch that you’re looking for, Christmas events and parties are one of the best parts of the festive season and will need to be booked up early, as tables fill up fast – even at this time of the year. With so many restaurants, bars, pubs and venues providing such a great variety of menus and offers, there’s no shortage of choice. In a place with as much going on as Brighton, it’s good to know where to start the search for that perfect Christmas get-together. If it’s a traditional family affair or an exclusive fine dining experience, Latest 7 are here to hold your hand and guide you through the best places to check out this December.

The ambience, menu, ease of access and variety of drinks and food on offer are some of the choices our guide can help you with. But whatever you finally decide to choose – do it soon.

Donatello

The Foragers

The King’s Head

Let’s start with Brighton’s favourite family restaurant – Donatello.

Always busy, always fun and always great value, this family run business is a guaranteed hit for parties of all sizes with menus at a wide variety of prices. Classic Italian food will no doubt have a seasonal edge, and when it comes to atmosphere, few can compete.

Donatello, The Lanes, 1-3 Brighton Place, Brighton, East Sussex, BN1 1HJ, 01273 775477, www.donatello.co.uk Round the corner at Fat Leo there is an amazing Italian menu for Christmas Day. Seriously good value at £10.50 for two courses and with a mouthwatering menu. Buon Natale!

Fat Leo, 16-17 Market Street, Brighton, BN1 1HH, 01273 771190, www.fatleo.co.uk For those of us who enjoy the delights of gastro pub dining then look no further than award-winning Hove institution – The Foragers. They have a fantastic Christmas menu for groups of six or more – great value at £25 per head for dinner or £22 for lunch. Christmas Day lunch is already sold out so book soon for other days. Partner pub The King’s Head in Lewes features the same delicious contemporary British cuisine. They are offering the same great Christmas menu and they still have some bookings available for their exquisite Christmas Day menu, offering an excellent lunch for £45 per head, including a complementary King’s Head Bellini cocktail.

The Foragers, 3 Stirling Place, Hove, BN3 3YU, 01273 733134, www.theforagerspub.co.uk The King’s Head, 9 Southover High Street, Lewes, BN7 1HS, 01273 474628, www.thekingsheadlewes.co.uk

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CHRISTMAS EATING OUT

WE’RE NOW TAKING CHRISTMAS BOOKINGS 16 – 17 Market Street Brighton BN1 1HH info@fatleo.co.uk

Christmas Day Menu 2 Courses - £8.50 3 Courses - £10.50 10% service will be added

*zuppa del giorno home made soup

*bruschetta alla romana

toasted crostini topped with fresh tomato, garlic and olive oil

cocktail di gamberetti

prawns served on a bed of lettuce with a horseradish and marie rose sauce

calamari fritti

fried baby calamari served with tartar sauce ЭϭЭϭЭϭЭϭ

tacchino parmigiana

fried breast of turkey coated in parmesan cheese and breadcrumbs served with spaghetti pomodoro

salmone alla griglia con salsa l’aneto

grilled salmon in a cream and dill sauce served with sauté potatoes

lasagne tradizionali

home-made lasagne with garden peas and italian sausage

rigatoni alla carbonara

pasta tubes in a cream, bacon, egg and parmesan cheese sauce

*cannelloni agli spinaci e ricotta

rolled pasta filled with ricotta cheese and spinach in a tomato and béchamel sauce - baked

FATleo pizza

tomato, mozzarella cheese, spicy sausage and chillies

*capricciosa pizza

tomato, mozzarella cheese, artichoakes, mushrooms, egg and peppers

mikele pizza

tomato, mozzarella cheese, ham and pineapple ЭϭЭϭЭϭЭϭ

tiramisu

classic home-made tiramisu

vanilla cheesecake torta al cioccolato

deliciously gooey chocolate cake

gelato misto

mixed ice cream

FOR BOOKINGS PHONE 01273 771190 (Office 9am - 5pm)

For group bookings throughout December and for Christmas Day The King’s Head

9 Southover High Street, Lewes, East Sussex BN7 1HS

01273 474628

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The Old Bank and Hove Bank

The Hilton Brighton Metropole is offering the perfect destination, a choice of tempting cuisine and sparkling entertainment for your Christmas party. With 28 The Hilton function rooms they can Brighton accommodate any request from Metropole two to over 1,000 guests. You could celebrate with colleagues and friends at their popular Christmas Party Nights in conjunction with Juice FM or for a more sedate affair you can dine in the grandeur of the Waterhouse Restaurant at their Waterhouse Christmas Party Nights. Both include half a bottle of wine with a three-course meal from £29.95 per adult.

And for the ultimate Christmas treat, book Christmas Day lunch in the Hilton's luxurious surroundings with a sea view. Relax whilst being entertained with live music in the Waterhouse Restaurant with its large picture windows, providing stunning sea views along the King’s Road. A glass of bubbly will be waiting for you upon arrival followed by a delicious four-course carvery.

Hilton Brighton Metropole, King’s Road, Brighton, BN1 2FU, 01273 720710, www.hilton.com/brightonmet

The Old Bank and The Hove Bank Steak & Ribs have all the right ingredients for a great Christmas party: delicious food, a comfortable setting, and warm, high-quality service. You can choose from a range of mouth-watering British steaks (aged for 28 days), marinated ribs, locally sourced fresh fish and much more, including some delectable desserts! Vegetarian options and children’s menus are available; to see full menus and wine lists please visit www.oldbankkemptownbrighton.com or www.thehovebank.com For parties at The Old Bank in Kemptown with a minimum of 12 guests, why not book the basement bar The Vault (serving an excellent range of cocktails, wines and beers) for private pre– and post– dinner drinks? You can also take advantage of BYO wine with no corkage charge Tues–Thurs, or book before 6.30pm for a 3-course meal at £10.95*. Call 01273 682200 for booking and more information.

Alternatively, The Hove Bank, which can be found on the south east corner of the beautiful Palmeira Square, offers a classic Grand Café atmosphere and some great options for lunchtime bookings; guests can enjoy 2or 3-course meals at £8.95 or £10.95. Find out more on 01273 721182.

The Old Bank, 120a Saint George’s Road, Brighton, East Sussex, BN2 1EA, 01273 682200, www.oldbankkemptownbrighton.com The Hove Bank, 64 Western Road, Palmeira Square, Hove, BN3 2JQ, 01273 721182, www.thehovebank.com *Promotions cannot be combined.

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HOTLIST

L7 Hotlist Cafés & restaurants catering for all tastes. For more dining options visit www.thelatest.co.uk British & Modern European Agua Dulce

If you like your tapas authentic then this is the place for you. Brilliant traditional Spanish food with regional specialities in relaxed surroundings.

Superb meat, fish and seafood tapas plus excellent larger dishes like their suckling pig.

There is live flamenco every Thursday, and specials every weekend including new tapas dishes and main courses. Paella, sangria... all that’s missing is the Mediterranean sun!

Agua Dulce, 10–11 Kings Road, Brighton, BN1 1NE, 01273 328672, www.aguadulce-restaurant.com

Bardsley’s

Probably Brighton’s most popular fish ‘n’ chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele. Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials.

Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices.

Bardsley’s, 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256, www.bardsleys-fishandchips.co.uk

Brighton Music Hall

Brighton Music Hall showcases the best live music talent from around the UK. Whether sitting on the largest terrace on the south coast or enjoying far reaching views from the upstairs restaurant you can sample an exciting range of food and drinks. Also available for private hire, this venue really can adapt to all occasions from weddings to birthdays.

Contact 01273 590918, www.brightonmusichall.co.uk, info@brightonmusichall.co.uk

Ohso Social

Ohso Social welcomes you to its unrivalled beach setting with a fully heated water’s edge terrace leading into a vibrant yet cosy bar and restaurant with pier to pier views. A quality, varied menu is complemented by an indulgent drinks list making it the perfect venue for either a quiet meal for two or exclusive private hire.

Contact 01273 590918, www.ohsosocial.co.uk, info@ohsosocial.co.uk

The Hove Bank

The Hove Bank Steak & Ribs is the new sister restaurant of The Old Bank, offering great service in a grand café restaurant setting with pavement seating on the south east corner of beautiful Palmeira Square. Serving delicious locally sourced steaks, ribs, burgers and salads, home-made vanilla ice cream, a delicious wine list both at lunchtime and in the evenings, and all at great value for money – especially their specials menu with three courses for £10.95 at lunchtimes and midweek before 7pm.

Opening hours: Mon–Thurs 12pm–2pm and 5pm–9.30pm, Fri–Sat 12pm–10pm and Sun 12pm–9.30pm.

The Hove Bank, 64 Western Road, Palmeira Square, Hove, BN3 2JQ, 01273 721182, www.thehovebank.com

The Foragers

With their constantly changing seasonal menu, now’s the time to catch a few wild favourites at this multi award winning pub, such as duck, venison or wild rabbit. And for those of you thinking about the Festive times ahead the Foragers offers both value for money and exceptional quality, for groups of six or more they offer a £22 per head lunch or £25 per head dinner. Book now to avoid disappointment.

The Foragers, 3 Stirling Place, Hove, BN3 3YU 01273 733134, www.theforagerspub.co.uk

The Gallery Brighton – The Lanes

This restaurant boasts one of the finest outdoor heated street terraces in Brighton.

The Gallery offers the very finest locally sourced steak and seafood, all served in a friendly, unpretentious environment. Located in the heart of Brighton’s Lanes, The Gallery is

a must for those looking to get into the Brighton swing of things. With live music played on the terrace day and night this restaurant is a must next time you are out and about in the Lanes. They offer a great value lunch (2 courses for £10.95) and evening menu (2 courses for £15.95).

Food is served all day.

The Gallery Restaurant, 28 East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HL, 01273 773327, www.thegallerybrighton.co.uk

The Old Bank Steak & Ribs

Kemp Town’s friendly new steakhouse restaurant serves delicious food with great service in a warm and comfortable setting.

Locally owned and aiming to be the Cheers of the neighbourhood, The Old Bank offers quality steak and ribs, local catch of the day, grilled chicken and vegetarian dishes at great value prices. A great wine list complements wholesome and satisfying food. The kids’ menu is also great value.

Open Mon–Fri, 5pm–9.30pm; Sat–Sun, 12pm–10pm; live background Sunday jazz 6–8pm. Open all day bank holidays and now the garden is open.

The Old Bank, 120 St George’s Road, Kemp Town Village, BN1 1EA, 01273 682200, www.oldbankkemptownbrighton.com

The Townhouse – Kemp Town

The Townhouse Piano Bar and Restaurant is the perfect destination for those looking to relax in the heart of Kemp Town while enjoying their favourite tipple and the finest local summer menu, and listening to live piano every night of the week. The restaurant has won the ‘Top 10 Restaurants In Brighton’ and is independently owned by a local family.

It boasts an amazing lunch and evening menu with locally sourced steaks, lamb, vegetarian and seafood. They offer amazing value set lunch menus (2 courses for £10.95) and evening menus (2 courses for £15.95) Mondays – Thursdays and the best roasts in town on Sundays from £9.95.

The Townhouse – Kemp Town, 81–82 St James’s Street, Kemp Town, BN2 1PA, 01273 693216, www.thetownhousekemptown.co.uk

Chinese Gars Restaurant

This old Brighton favourite offers an exciting menu with some great new ideas and a wholly different experience in terms of style and presentation. Smart service, beautiful interiors and a chic atmosphere make this one of the city’s top places to be seen. Start downstairs at the bar. Eat from £10.

Gars, 19 Prince Albert Street, Brighton 01273 321321, www.gars.co.uk

French Cocoa Patisserie

Cocoa is an authentic French patisserie near Brighton station. Everything is home-made on the premises each morning with the finest ingredients. A selection of pastries, cakes, tarts, biscuits, jams, ice creams, sandwiches, quiches, toasties and salads to eat in or take away. Beautiful cakes made to order.

Cocoa, 48 Queens Road, Brighton, BN1 3XB, 01273 777412, www.cocoabrighton.co.uk

New Steine Bistro

“With more than a soupçon of Gallic charm, The New Steine Bistro are true bon viveurs. No fancy pants fashion fads here, but some well executed classics. Most importantly though is their open attitude; everyone gets the same charming welcome – guests and diners, locals and visitors alike – and when you have been once, you will want to return again and again.” – Andrew Kay, L7 food writer. Their reasonably priced menu starts at £13.95 for two courses, £15.95 for three, Sunday to Thursday; £17.95 for two courses, £19.95 for three on Friday and Saturday. À la carte menu available. Open 6pm.

New Steine Bistro, 10/11 New Steine, Brighton, BN2 1PB, 01273 681546/695415, www.newsteinehotel.com

The Hove Bank

Indian Chaula’s Brighton

A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Superb regional dishes, fresh tasting and exciting.

Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in bright and stylish surroundings. The cooking is executed with a light touch too, no heavy ghee-based sauces here but an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Both delicious and affordable.

Chaula’s, 2–3 Little East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk

Chaula’s Lewes

Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide variety of vegetarian, vegan as well as gluten and wheat free dishes. Buffet available 11am–3pm Monday to Saturday.

Chaula’s Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

The Chilli Pickle

Local champion of regional Indian cuisine using seasonal, Sussex produce. For lunch you can feast upon a selection of award-winning King Thalis, street snacks, dosas, Roomali Roti wraps and Kathi Kebabs. There’s plenty of choice for vegetarian gourmands to enjoy too.

The Chilli Pickle has been recognised with a Michelin Bib, two AA rosettes, voted Top 100 UK Restaurant in The National Restaurant Awards and runners-up in this year’s Brighton Foodie Awards. Lunch is served 12pm–3pm; Dinner 6pm–10.30pm. Closed Tuesdays.

Booking essential.

The Chilli Pickle, 17 Jubilee Street, Brighton BN1 1GE, 01273 900383, www.thechillipickle.com

Italian Donatello

Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant value meal deals on blackboards – two courses £6.95 or three for £8.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value.

Donatello, Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ, 01273 775477, www.donatello.co.uk

Fat Leo

The budget branch of the Donatello stable but you’d be hard-pressed to see why. Quality family dining in the Italian mould but a little less expensive. Popular with students and young families, with trendy interiors, and a menu with the signature set-price boards

proclaiming any two courses £5.95, and three at £7.95.

Fat Leo, 16–17 Market Street, Brighton, BN1 1HH, 01273 325135, www.fatleo.co.uk

Gourmet Pizza Kitchen

Eat in, takeaway or delivery – Gourmet Pizza Kitchen offers the authentic taste of traditional stone-baked pizza with a gourmet twist. A great selection of unique and innovative gourmet topping combinations for all pizza lovers looking for that extra taste experience. Fresh dough is made daily on the premises and cooked in a wood stove oven using the highest quality ingredients for fantastic tasting pizza. Open from 12pm–11pm daily, including lunchtime special: Italian Flatbread Foccacinas. Pizzas start from just £6.

Gourmet Pizza Kitchen, 40 Western Road, Hove, BN3 1JD, 01273 726777, www.gourmetpizzakitchen.co.uk

Mediterraneo Deli

Mediterraneo Deli is indeed a family business, dedicated to serving you the best tasting, truly genuine and most authentic Sicilian food. The family-run deli offers mouth-watering daily specials, birthday cakes made to order and typical Sicilian products. They enjoy catering for all events from lunch meetings to dinner parties and weddings. Every dish is prepared and served fresh to order with ingredients genuinely sourced from Sicily. Open 9am–3pm Mon–Fri, 10am–3pm Sat. Mediterraneo Deli, 2a Clyde Road, Brighton, BN1 4NP, 01273 674350, www.mediterraneodeli.co.uk

Thai Sawadee

Authentic cuisine in the familiar Sawadee style in Kemp Town’s most popular Thai restaurant.

An extensive menu offers variety and plenty of spice. From home-made starters and fiery salads to traditional Thai curries, stir fries of finely sliced meats or prawns, whole fish grilled in banana leaf, or simply pad Thai, the menu has something to suit everybody’s taste.

Sawadee, 87 St James’s Street, Brighton, BN2 1TP, 01273 624233, www.sawadeethai.co.uk

The Green Mango

The Green Mango has arrived to spice up Brighton and Hove. This modern Thai restaurant is committed to giving you the complete Thai experience, with the most authentic food possible. Lunch starts at £4.95, and they’re open every day, so come down and ‘gin yur yur’ (eat a lot!)

The Green Mango, 8 Church Road, Hove, BN3 2FL, 01273 327226, www.thegreenmangohove.com

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Terraces Celebrated Head Chef Alex Boudot launches new menu at Terraces Restaurant & Bar

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erraces Restaurant & Bar is excited to introduce new head chef, Alex Boudot, offering fabulous food at moderate prices, in a relaxed environment. Originally from Beaune in Burgundy, Alex joins with a wealth of experience, particularly having spent much of his training in Italy, and has launched a fantastic new menu.

The menu, all of which is made in house from scratch, specialises in steak and fish but has more unusual dishes too, including starters such as bone and marrow oxtail, homemade ravioli and pumpkin gnocchi, that truly melts in the mouth.

The specialist cut Onglet steak is fantastic quality, served with hand crafted, triple cooked

chips. Alex’s signature dish, the meaty seared and oven baked fillet of Gurnard, wrapped in prosciutto, is described as ‘a beautifully balanced dish’. The cheese board includes a divine selection, all locally sourced from Sussex’s ‘The Cheese Man’, one of our favourites being the Sussex Blue.

Alternatively the homemade desserts, such as the tarte tatin or homemade ice cream, are not to be missed; flavours include calvados, rhubarb, cherry, ginger and all spice.

And you can always just pop in for a drink!

Even the complimentary biscuit of the day, served with their delicious hot chocolate, teas or coffees, arrives warm from the oven.

Whether you’re stopping for coffee, lunch or dinner, or even a drink at the bar, surely there’s no better place this winter to enjoy panoramic sea views, snuggled next to their roaring open

fireplace? Especially with the addition of their ‘life defining hot chocolates’ to include the ‘bees nuts’ with peanut butter and honey comb plus the ‘big warm hug’ – Baileys, crème de cacao and a chocolate truffle– divine!

In celebration of the launch of the new menu, enjoy their introductory offer of complimentary starter or dessert, Monday to Friday, with every main course purchased. The venue also has a private function room ideal for all events from 20 – 200, with an outdoor terrace and fantastic sea views.

Don’t miss their weekly dining and dance nights, every Saturday, with a three course menu and half a bottle of wine for only £27.95 per person, plus monthly tribute nights!

Terraces Restaurant & Bar, Madeira Drive, Brighton, 01273 570526, www.the-terraces.co.uk

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ANDREW KAY’S FOOD & DRINK

Food & Drink Andrew Kay flirts with the French fancies at Cocoa

I should Cocoa

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here is a little corner of my being that will be forever French. This is in part due to my great great grandmother eloping with a French fisherman.

But for the main part it is down to my tutor, Parisienne photographer Lesly Hamilton. Lesly imparted a Gallic essence that I cling to. She introduced me to French food, French films, French transvestites and French fancies, or should I say fine patisserie.

I became a habitue of Maison Bertaux in London and in Paris I haunted the streets in search of palmier. All the while at that time the great tradition of English cakes was dying away, sadly. Brighton has some good cake makers but until Cocoa there was no really great patisserie. Now Julien, patissier proprietor of Cocoa has changed all that with his cosy café on Queens Road.

From the outside it is a palace of sweet delights, but venture further in and you will find a fine selection of savoury treats ideal for lunch or an early supper. I was joined by Ms B for a mid-week lunch and I have to say, she made a fine companion with an appetite to match, if not beat mine.

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We started with soup. She chose soup of the day, carrot and coriander, and loved it.

‘It actually tastes of carrot,’ she declared, which can’t be a bad thing for carrot soup. I went all trad and had the onion soup. It’s one of those things I crave from time to time and this one did not disappoint. The soup was sweet and savoury, piping hot but not quite so hot as the topping of bread and volcanic comte cheese. As a consequence it took some time to eat, waiting for the right temperature to be reached for fear of welding my tongue to the roof of my mouth.

Ms B moved on to a tarte tatin of mediterranean vegetables with a leaf salad. I looked on with envy, it was a sizzling delight of sweet roast vegetables on a disc of incredible flaking pastry. She made pretty light work of it.

I chose the terrine made to a recipe from Julien’s family back in Lyon. It was an earthy slice of rich, tasty soft meats dotted with hazelnuts and olives. On the side some raspberry sauce and a dark onion marmalade. With leaves, toasted sourdough and a pile of cornichons I was as happy as the legendary Larry.

Two courses down at lunchtime and we should have stopped, really, we were both full. So the plate of five macaroons that we shared, yes I can show restraint, was pure greed, but what a treat. Lychee and raspberry, rose, sea-salt caramel, black forest gateau and dark chocolate and rum cut into dainty halves and shared. Wow, few words will cover the ground with these dainty treats; for looks wow, for taste wow, for sheer delight – WOW! The great news is that there will soon be a second Cocoa in central Brighton, more of which very soon. For now you can head for Queens Road or find one of the many cafés around the city that Julien and the team make cakes and pastries for. Currently they sell around 2,000 macaroons at the weekend and have 13 flavours, but that is about to double in variety and no doubt in sales when the new café opens.

Cocoa Patisserie, 48 Queen's Road, Brighton, East Sussex, BN1 3XB, %

Light bites Three Course Meal Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall returns to Channel 4 with his new TV series Hugh’s 3 Good Things on Monday 12 November. In it he is joined by popular River Cottage chefs Gill Meller and Tim Maddams as well as exciting guest chefs from the country’s top restaurants.

The team will cook with three good things each day, following Hugh’s philosophy that all good things come in threes. All you need, he believes, is a trio of great ingredients to knock out the perfect plate of food, whether it’s sausages, mash and greens, or apricots, almonds and cream.

Showing Monday to Friday for five weeks at 5pm, every week will feature a different theme – from fish, meat and fruit, to vegetables and pulses and grains. Hugh and his guest chefs will be raiding the best of River

Cottage’s kitchen garden, poly tunnels, fruit trees and larders to provide the finest, seasonal local ingredients, proving along the way that seasonal is best and simple ingredients make the tastiest of meals.

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Dear Jacquie Your queries about natural health answered

by Jacquie Lane from The College of Naturopathic Medicine Dear Jacquie, as eye problems run in my family can you give me any tips for better vision and eye health?

AL, Brighton Cover them – Protecting your eyes from UV radiation can decrease your risk of cataracts, which occur when proteins in the lens of your eye get damaged. So on bright sunny days, be sure to wear sunglasses or a hat.

Move your body – Recent research has suggested that physical activity can lower your chance of developing cataracts by more than one-third, cut your risk of developing macular degeneration by more than half, and lower the increased eye pressure associated with glaucoma! Whatever your activity of choice is, do it at least three to four days a week.

Avoid refined carbs – Refined carbohydrates (sugar, white flour, white rice, white bread, biscuits, pastries, cake, pasta, bagels, rolls) turn to sugar (glucose) once they are broken down by your body.

Over-indulgence can aid the onset of diabetes with its associated eye problems.

Eat food with eye-healthy nutrients in them – Vitamins A, B6, B12, C, and folic acid are all crucial to eye health, as are zinc and the amino acid glutathione.

Some great food sources of each: Vitamin A: Leafy greens (especially spinach), sweet potatoes, broccoli, tomatoes, asparagus, winter bell peppers, squash and carrots.

Vitamin C: Citrus fruits, tomatoes, bell peppers, strawberries, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, parsley, green beans, leafy greens.

JOIN CNM’S SHORT COURSE IN NUTRITION 12 week course from Wednesday 7th November.

Wednesday evenings 6:30pm-8:30pm, central Brighton. Reserve your place on 01342 410505 www.naturopathy-uk.com Vitamin B6: Spinach, bell peppers, garlic, tuna, bananas, broccoli, watermelon, celery.

Vitamin B12: Shrimp, scallops, salmon, beef, lamb, cod, eggs.

Although there are many food sources of Vitamin B12, absorbing it can be tricky as your body’s ability to produce the proteins needed declines with age. So people aged 50 or over could take under-the-tongue B12 drops.

Folic acid: Leafy greens (especially romaine lettuce), broccoli, beets, lentils, legumes, asparagus. Zinc: herring, spinach, beef, lamb, summer squash, leafy greens, sesame seeds.

Glutathione: Green leafy vegetables (especially broccoli, parsley and spinach). Omega-3 essential fatty acids are vital for

Jacquie Lane is a lecturer at the College of Naturopathic Medicine (CNM) and the Director of Studies at CNM in Brighton. Jacquie also runs her own nutrition clinic in Brighton and manages a biological testing lab specialising in digestive issues.

Email Jacquie Lane: sunshinenutrition@hotmail.co.uk proper brain and eye functioning – Flax seeds and oils, walnuts, oily fish, spirulina.

See your health professional for advice.

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JOAN RIVERS, Brighton Centre, 20 October 2012, ✪✪✪✪✪

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s Joan Rivers was fierce – in every single way – on stage at the Brighton Centre. A delight of physical comedy, even at 79 years old (as she proudly informed us), she more than poked fun at those that play the bit parts in her star’s life – she lampooned them and served them up for dinner with an orchestral harmony of sparkling shiny flourishes.

Like Jerry Sadowitz with fabulous attire and her own reality shows (plural), the marvellous thing about Joan is that there are no taboos. Howls of guilty laughter resonated into the rafters as the elderly, children, the gay community, the Chinese and Mexicans were speared with slightly breathless rants from the small but perfectly – if assisted – formed figure on stage, matching a slightly feline eye-make-up to be seen from the back row with a cat-like grace that didn’t match her years as she wrestled with the piano player onto the grand instrument and mocked herself beautifully with an almost slapstick ascent from the floor – “it’s not as easy to get up as it is to get down these days,” she shares.

And that’s the biggest trick, she does share. She is that brilliant woman your mother always shooed you out of the room for whenever she came ’round. Personal, brash, shocking, unrepeatable but so magnetic you can’t leave her alone, Joan Rivers encapsulates the guilty pleasure utterly. Just don’t tell anyone I said so.

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Brighton Dome Studio, 20 Oct 2012 ✪✪✪✪✪ Simon Plotkin

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THE RUBBERBANDITS

It is to the Rubberbandits’ credit that this could have been enjoyed as, as they put it, ‘hardcore gangster rap’ without considering the comedy. But with hits such as ‘Horse Outside’ and the wonderful ‘Up The RA’ (a highlight being the list of incongruous celebrities proudly declared to be in the IRA), the be-plastic bagged Mr Chrome and Blindboy Boat Club proved they are as talented comics as they are accomplished tunesmiths. There are misfires; ‘Bag Of Glue’ is just unpleasant and the Irish-language version of ‘Roisin’ was self-indulgent. However this was a standout gig and the ‘bandits are

It’s very rare you find a comedian who is so unpredictable that the show takes this many twists and turns.

Trevor Lock fitted into this category!

Trevor’s rather interactive and intellectual style of comedy, despite having one or two awkward moments, really engaged the audience from the start and emphasised the dramatic moments in his narrative journey.

Whilst the majority of the material was hilarious, Lock sometimes had an apologetic manner to his comedy which occasionally made the audience lose track of what was going on. Despite this, this show was funny, cleverly put together and extremely enjoyable.

Upstairs at Three and Ten, 20 Oct 2012 ✪✪✪✪✪ Sascha Cooper

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OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN FRANCOIS & THE ATLAS MOUNTAINS

The long-time amis du Brighton were remarkably fresh after a 15 hour drive and did a great job of blowing the Monday blues away with a percussion-heavy, synth-rich trippy opener. ‘Edge Of Town’ was cheesy reggae that became dreamlike bliss with the band’s celestial backing vocals, while the bulk of the set was comprised of clubby dancers featuring synchronised dance moves. Singing in French and English, frontman Francois Marry had a ball, springing balletically around the stage and the short show ended triumphantly with ‘Sorrento’, which started like early-Visage before exploding into hard house euphoria. A great start to the week.

Coalition, 22 Oct 2012 ✪✪✪✪✪ Steve Clements

CONOR MAYNARD

Brighton Centre, 14 March 2013, tickets start at £55/45/36.50, 01273 290131, www.brightoncentre.co.uk With a career spanning more than four decades and over 100 million albums sold, multiple Grammy Award winner Olivia Newton-John celebrates her 40th year in music with a very special concert tour in the UK in March 2013

BETH ORTON + SAM AMIDON

St George's Church, 30 Nov 2012, £20, 01273 606312, www.seetickets.com Beth Orton’s gifted artistry has been honoured in the UK with a trio of BRIT and Mercury Award nominations, including a BRIT win for ‘Best British Female’. Meanwhile, America has taken Beth on as one of their own.

Beth Orton has released Sugaring Season, her first album in six years and her Anti- Records debut, earlier this month.

If the British music industry was looking out for a homegrown Bieber clone, they landed something rather more sophisticated in Brighton’s Conor Maynard. Opening his first tour since debut album Contrast shot to number one, Maynard pumped out a floor-rattling mix of upbeat R&B, the smitten crowd screaming the roof down throughout. A welcome acoustic interlude harked back to his early YouTube performances, the version of Nicki Minaj’s ‘Starships’ showing his voice can genuinely cut it live. Maynard seemed occasionally overwhelmed at where he’s found himself, but this classy, energetic gig proved why he’s earned his place at the top.

Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 24 Oct 2012 ✪✪✪✪✪ Stuart Huggett

1 Osaro and RJ Shut Up and Dance

2 The Fadadoo Project Lost in a crowd 3 Boa Marks Merchandised Eyes 4 Moonlighter Every Time I Fall 5 Coda Luna Folie a Deux 6 Drewvis Estoy Esperando 7 Maria Mcateer-Her Night At Noon Drink The Pain Away 8 Shoot the Dead NW1 9 Dannydangerously HARIBO

LEE HURST: TOO SCARED TO LEAVE THE HOUSE

Pavilion Theatre, Worthing, 18 Nov 2012, £19/16, 01903 206206, www.worthingtheatres.co.uk The four members of JuNk won Sky1’s Don’t Stop Me Now with their combination of dance routines, harmonised singing, acting and percussion made from discarded items. They have now created their first interactive show And Then There Were Four which uses innovative props to form a lively, hilarious show.

THE NOLANS 2013 FAREWELL TOUR

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stands out to prove that classic tracks and a feel good time will never tire. The Nolans, the ultimate girl group, known for their breathtaking harmonies, and extraordinary combination of warmth and anthemic party hits, with what has been announced as their last tour together.

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Brighton Centre, 10 March 2013, £50/38/35, 01273 290131, www.brightoncentre.co.uk In the history of girl bands, one

The Old Market, 23 Feb 2013, £15/12, 01273 201801, www.theoldmarket.com Comedian Lee Hurst is back on the road with his new show, Too Scared to Leave the House. In this show Lee casts his comedy eyes over the many end-of-the-world scare stories from Acid Rain and Global Warming to Bird Flu and Mad Cow Disease and many other ‘apocalyptic disaster predictions’ that never were.

Ultimately Lee believes that you choose your own fate... You can stay indoors, hoarding cans of beans, clutching a Ray Mears book or you can go out and laugh in the face of doom.

THE TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS OF MR PICKWICK

The Purple Playhouse, 16–18 Nov 2012, £8/6, 01273 709709, www.brightonticketshop.com A one-man show is coming to the Purple Playhouse in Hove, featuring several of Charles Dickens’ wellloved characters from The Pickwick Papers, including Sam Weller, Alfred Jingle Esq, Mrs Bardell, Mr Peter Magnus, Serjeant Buzfuz, and of course Mr Pickwick. Devised by writer and performer Nigel Nevinson.

Dance duo Osaro and RJ have jumped back up to the Number One top spot this week, whilst The Fadadoo Project has climbed to two from five, and Boa Marks from six to three. Looks like the competition is warming up again. Musicians, we’re putting together a Latest Music Video Chart and an MTV-style show for Brighton. We want your vids!

Send them to info@latestchart.co.uk

11 Black Nail God Damn You 12 Susi John – BFR A Love song for Aung San Suu Kyi 13 The Last Cry Rebekka 14 Fireworks For Summer Building Fires In A Circle Around Her House 15 The Wolfgirl Liberation Tuesday 16 The Magik Word Break Free (Terrorvision) 17 Slipp Electro ft Osaro It’s Lifting Me (Remix) 18 Sam Charles Jupiter 19 Zoe Konez When The Snow Came 20 Nick Conroy Forever

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STAGE: SHAKESPEARE SCHOOLS FESTIVAL Sussex schools embrace the year long festival of Shakespeare

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oung people from West Sussex will be proving that all the world’s a stage in November, when they perform in this year’s nationwide Shakespeare Schools Festival (SSF). The students, aged between 8 – 18, are from schools across the region. These young people will give fresh and original interpretations of Henry V, A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Much Ado About Nothing, The Tempest and Titus Andronicus. They are among 15,000 young people across the country playing their part in the Festival’s 13th year, staging non-competitive performances of Shakespeare adaptations.

The Festival believes that Shakespeare’s words are more familiar to audiences than ever before, following a summer in which the Bard’s enduring legacy was celebrated at the opening and closing ceremonies of the London Olympic Games.

Shakespeare Schools Festival’s CEO, Penelope Middelboe, said, “There is something very exciting about entrusting the work of one of our most monumental playwrights to the next generation. It is only by allowing young people to discover for themselves how art helps make sense of their world that the UK will be able to retain its leading position as a nation with a rich cultural heritage and strong contribution to the arts.”

The Regis Centre, Bognor Regis, 6-7 November, 7.00pm, £8, £6 concessions alexandratheatre.co.uk, 01243 861010.

Tuesday 6 November: Chichester Festival Youth Theatre, Henry V, Ditcham Park School, A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Oak Grove College, Much Ado About Nothing. Wednesday 7 November: Boxgrove CE Primary School, The Tempest, Fishbourne CE Primary School, A Midsummer Night’s Dream, The Littlehampton Academy, Titus Andronicus

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STAGE: ROCKY HORROR SHOW CASTING ANNOUNCED Since its first appearance at the Royal Court Theatre in June 1973, Richard O’Brien’s Rocky Horror Show has become the world’s favourite rock’n’roll musical. It has been performed worldwide for nearly 40 years in over 30 countries in every continent and has been translated into more than 20 languages. To celebrate the 40th anniversary, Christopher Luscombe is creating a new production for a year-long UK national adventure which opens at Theatre Royal Brighton, where it runs from 20 December – 5 January.

West End star Oliver Thornton, who has appeared in Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Phantom Of the Opera, Les Miserables, Chicago and Starlight Express, will follow in the footsteps of Tim Curry when he stars as the lead character of Frank ’n’ Furter.

Double-platinum selling artist, Rhydian, who shot to fame on X Factor before starring in We Will Rock You and Grease will star as Rocky. Former Emmerdale and Waterloo Road actress Roxanne Pallett will star as Janet and Ben Forster, who won the ITV1 series Superstar and then went on to play the lead in Jesus Christ Superstar will star as Brad.

This musical extravaganza will feature all of its famous musical classics including ‘Science

Fiction/Double Feature’, ‘Dammit Janet’ and of course, the timeless floor-filler, ‘The Time-Warp’.

Theatre Royal Brighton Thu 20 Dec – Sat 5 Jan Box Office 0844 871 7650 , www.atgtickets.com/brighton

Oliver Thornton Rhydian

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>THIS WEEK’S MUST SEES Pocket Henry V! Dome Studio Theatre Thurs 1 Nov, 3pm and 7pm Box office 01273 709709 www.brightondome.org

The Sacred Flame Theatre Royal Brighton Tues 30 Oct– Sat 3 Nov Box office 0844 871 7650 www.atgtickets.com/brighton

The Rise and Fall of Little Voice Congress Theatre, Eastbourne Monday 5 – Sat 10 Nov Box office 01323 412000 www.eastbournetheatres.co.uk

Sid’s Show as seen on CBeebies The Old Market, Brighton Tues 30 October 11am and 2pm Box office 01273 201801 www.theoldmarket.com

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Dome Studio, Brighton Dome, Fri 2 Nov, 7.15pm, £10

CLUBS: APPLESAUCE The new club night that features the biggest names in disco, house, electro and techno, with France’s Vitalic headlining along with a DJ set from Australia’s finest, Loops of Fury.

Concorde 2, Fri 2 Nov, 11pm-4am, £12+bf adv CLUBS: SHAKE, HOLLA AND ROLL Shake, Holla and Roll to vintage tunes from a box of dusty old 45s.

Rock ‘n’ roll roots, mambo and swing jazz – making for an irresistible night of dance floor shaking.

The Mesmerist, Fri 2 Nov, 9pm-late, free

MUSIC: ALT-J Creeping up almost unnoticed on the outside are Alt-J, whose debut album An Awesome Wave has been nominated for the Mercury Music Prize. Their intricate, Hot Chipesque sound is a blend of layered, folkinflected dub-pop and soaring alternative rock.

Concorde 2, Sun 4 Nov, £10, 7pm MUSIC: BAT FOR LASHES Brighton based Natasha Khan has apparently been fighting some demons for a while, not quite sure if she wanted to carry on making music... However, with her third album The Haunted Man, there will be many who will be pleased she did, for this is another superb work.

Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, Sun 4 Nov, £17.50

MUSIC: DIANE CLUCK New York based singer-songwriter Diane Cluck has been a major influence in the anti-folk scene and past collaborators include CocoRosie, Jeffrey Lewis and André Herman Düne. Known for her oblique vocal harmonies and intuitive lyrics, a current generation of songwriters, including Laura Marling and Florence Welch cite Diane’s work as

Alt-J Bat For Lashes

MUSIC: EIGHTIES MATCHBOX B-LINE DISASTER Jeff Hemmings talks to frontman Guy McKnight

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t wasn’t the tour that finished the band, it was the band that finished the tour...” So says Guy McKnight of Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster, one of the most successful Brighton bands of recent times. “We had decided beforehand it would be the last tour; any semblance of goodwill, common courtesy and decency towards each other evaporated. It was a polygamous marriage from hell, but it was an experience!”

McKnight is referring to their last tour which took place in 2010, 11 years after they formed. “It’s unbelievable that we started back in 1999, and indeed we are working with our original manager again, Matt Willis. We’re all Brightonians...” The band have got together with four of their original five members, with two gigs lined up, including a long sold out show at the Electric Ballroom in London, and a date at Concorde 2 in Brighton. “I thought it had died as well, but it was just that incarnation of it. For over a year, me and Andy Huxley (lead guitarist) were talking about getting it back together again... It is volatile, I’m not sure how far in the future we can plan – it would be great to make another album. It was never about fun, it was fate; we had to do it, we couldn’t do anything else... I view it as unfinished business. We’re getting ready, but I wouldn’t say it feels right. And quite frankly, I’ve never been insulted so much over the last few weeks by members of my band... But, someone’s got to do it!” says Guy with a wry smile.

The peculiarly volatile relationships of the band members with each other nevertheless resulted in three critically acclaimed albums, and an intense live show that was considered to be one of the best. Despite never quite reaching the commercial heights many thought inevitable they did manage a substantial cult following. And last year, a year after splitting, the band received an unexpected boost when their track ‘Chicken’ was used in My Time Is Now, a global advert for Nike Football. Not surprisingly ‘Chicken’ has been re-released, but they are working on new material. “Within our midst we do have the capacity to write songs; the problem is keeping the parts in an orderly formation for long enough for them to work together and be of use. I think everyone is irreplaceable...and it’s great to be working with Andy and Marc (Norris, rhythm guitarist), because they both left at different points... they were indispensable.”

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EVENTS: FIREWORKS NIGHT A guide to the loudest and biggest bonfire celebrations across Sussex

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onfire Night returns, dedicated to bonfires, fireworks and all round loud, bright and exciting celebrations.

Brighton & Hove and its surrounding areas are continuing with their traditional displays, and we have a run down of which ones make for great entertainment.

The Nevill Road firework display is designed for everyone, especially families with children. Lasting approximately 25 minutes, the spectacular display is choreographed to a fantastic musical soundtrack, so listen out for some very familiar tunes and a few surprises too. Food stalls will be open all evening, and glow sticks and flashing toys will be on sale at stalls inside the grounds. The Heart Angels will be doing glow-in-the-dark face painting and taking photos for www.heart.co.uk Nevill Road, Hove, opposite Greyhound Stadium, Sat 3 November, gates open at 5pm, display at 6.30pm, £6 adult, £4 children advance, £8 adult, £5 children on the night.

The Lewes Bonfire Night is the biggest bonfire night celebration happening in the UK, and continues until 1am for all the hardcore bonfire boys and belles. There are different sites across the town holding individual displays, including: Cliffe Bonfire Society, Commercial Square, Ye Olde Lewes Borough, South Street, Southover and Waterloo Bonfire Society. Expect processions, bonfires, tabs, set pieces, effigies and firework displays in various parts of the town. The centre of town is not suitable for young children.

Lewes, Mon 5 November, 5pm-1am, tickets can be purchased in advance from the bonfire societies to attend one of the sites, some do not charge but ask for a donation, www.lewesbonfirecelebrations.com The Annual Brighton Lions Firework Night is held at Hove Sussex County Cricket Ground and is the biggest single firework display in Sussex. The event has been recommended as one of the top ten displays in the UK by The Times.

There will be excellent catering facilities available around the ground.

Hove County Cricket Ground, Mon 5 November, 7.30pm, £10 adults, £5 children Other smaller bonfire events include the Shoreham Bonfire Night Celebrations which are held on Sat 10 November, 6.30pm; a very small town family bonfire society orientated event. follow me on twitter

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COMEDY: PAUL FOOT Following last year’s sell-out UK Tour of Still Life, Paul returns with a brand new show to delight and amuse his connoisseurs. Expect the unexpected from the man The Independent described as “sublime, original and brilliant”.

Komedia, Fri 2 Nov, 8pm, SOLD OUT, apply for returns at Box Office COMEDY: GIGGLESTOCK See seven talented up-and-coming comics, and your headline act Tex Ilyas, in this intimate feelgood night, packed with atmosphere and good cheer.

The Jazz Place, Fri 2 Nov, 7.30pm, £4/3 COMEDY: PAT BURTSCHER’S PATOPOTAMOOSE What the heck’s a Patopotamoose?

It’s a title. You don’t like it? You do a show and call it whatever the heck you want. This stand-up comedy show is called Patopotamoose. Deal with it. Pat Burtscher will address any further issues, concerns or whatever the heck else you may have at the actual show, Patopotamoose.

Upstairs At Three And Ten, Fri 2 Nov, 8pm, £8.50/7 Pat Burtscher

EVENTS: HAMMER & TONGUE Brighton’s biggest and best performance poetry event, with this month’s evening featuring Laurie Bolger and Bohdan Piasescki, plus the open slam. Sign up on the door to compete. Hosted by Rosy Carrick and Mike Parker.

Komedia, Thurs 1 Nov, 7.30pm, £5 Bohdan Piasescki

EVENTS: THE DRAWING CIRCUS The Drawing Circus will take over the entire Old Market with theatrical figure drawing, complete with a huge fairy-tale themed set and more than a dozen life models. There will also be a bar and live music from the Drawchestra. Open to anyone aged 16 and over, for people of all drawing abilities.

The Old Market, Sat 3 Nov, 6pm–12am, donations from £7 EVENTS: FILMSPOT – A SPECIAL SCREENING OF E.T: THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL To celebrate E.T: The Extra-Terrestrial’s 30th anniversary this year, Filmspot is screening the film in the atmospheric Newhaven Fort and there will be some special twists to set the scene. This includes light projections, ’80s film trailers, specially chosen music and themed sweet treats for everyone.

Newhaven Fort, Sat 3 Nov, 3pm, film starts at 3.10pm, £6/4, includes entry to the Fort Museum.

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Political Squatting In Brighton

ART: THE BEAUTIFUL HORIZON Selected works from a collaboration between young Brazilians living on the streets of Belo Horizonte and artists Julian Germain, Patricia Azevedo and Murilo Godoy. Using borrowed equipment, the young participants document their lives and work with the artists to edit and publish their results. Part of Brighton Photo Biennial.

The Beautiful Horizon, Fabrica, 40 Duke Street, 01273 778646, until 4 Nov ART: POLITICAL SQUATTING IN BRIGHTON Focusing on Brighton’s squat culture from the early ‘90s to the present, the Brighton Photo Biennial curators have drawn together a body of photographs showing ‘political’ squats and taken by squatters themselves. The images will be displayed in the same locations

they were originally made.

Political Squatting in Brighton, various locations, until 4 Nov FILM: CHASING MAVERICKS (TBC) Dir: Michael Apted, Curtis Hanson Who is missing the summer? Revisit it with this surfer tale based on a true story of 15-year-old Jay Moriarty, who sets his sights on the Mavericks surf break off California coast. Obviously he needs a mentor, and who better to step into the inspirational cool dude mould than Gerard Butler as Frosty Hesson. Ace name. Breath-taking real-life surf scenes included.

Released Fri 2 Nov For full details of film times: www.odeon.co.uk www.picturehouses.co.uk www.cineworld.co.uk www.worthingtheatres.co.uk

FILM: THE MASTER (TBC) Director: Paul Thomas Anderson

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here’s been a fair amount of controversy around this film, with some industry folk saying powers that be tried to get the funding pulled, and others representing a rather high profile belief system calling the accusation hogwash. Suffice it to say, there’s been interest in it, and The Master was creating its own myths and conspiracies before the last edit was made.

So, down to the story. Philip Seymour Hoffman plays a World War II veteran who returns to the US with a bold idea for a new religion. Picking up drifter Joaquin Phoenix as his right hand man, the ‘cult’ soon begins to grow, and with its success comes more outside attention into the real motives and ethos behind the community. Attention that could threaten its very continuation.

Written and directed by Paul Thomas Anderson, the man who wrote and directed There Will Be Blood, don’t expect any punches to be pulled and do expect there to be a certain amount of awards fever and blockbuster box office in The Master’s wake. And for it to be bloody brilliant.

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STARS With Val Aviv

★ARIES {Mar 21–Apr 20}

A cardinal cross will occur this week stressing the four fundamental assertions of your life’s purpose and energy. While it may be a struggle with conflicting interests, you are going to want to be at one with your family, in love with your partner, free to be yourself and claim eminence in your working field.

★TAURUS {Apr 21–May 21}

Passions are felt as your desires take you places you’ve never been, literally and psychologically. Unearthing primal impulses isn’t exactly a light lunch; there may be an uneasy sense of danger about it. Be sure it is part of an ever spinning wheel.

★GEMINI {May 22–June 21}

Partners have not exactly made your life easy lately, with all their agro piling on unnecessary pressure, you might have thought yourself better off out of it. However, while it’s easy to be a monk and live in isolation, the challenge in life is in keeping your integrity when living amongst others.

★CANCER {June 22–July 22}

Disappointments in love are easier to swallow when you allow yourself to get caught up with philosophical conviction, something you could benefit from more regularly. While idealism can be helpful in pursuit of altruistic action, it can be a real hindrance in many dark corners of your psyche.

★LEO {July 23–Aug 22}

Apart from a roving superficial wanderlust that may be keeping you distracted from the mundane aspects of being, you may notice that below the surface things don’t seem so easy to embellish in romantic tales of dramatic escapades.

Responsible doesn’t sound a fun word, but it has it’s merits.

★VIRGO {Aug 23–Sep 22}

Hopefully you’re going to enjoy all the extra activity in your home, if you didn’t already. True the energy of Mars can be a little on the aggravating side from time to time, but at least things are not boring when he’s around. Sudden financial booms of others may enrich your sense of value.

★LIBRA {Sep 23–Oct 22}

You may not be able to depend on others with any accuracy as they are not finding it easy to pin down their own behaviour. If you can accept the ebb and flow with continued patience and grace, a liberating sense of ease in relationship could be yours.

★SCORPIO {Oct 23–Nov 21}

There is a difference between realism and pessimism, it will serve you well to clarify the two during this heavy Saturnian transit. A sincere appreciation for the natural laws of reality can serve you and others well especially in matters which require concentration.

★SAGITTARIUS {Nov 22–Dec 20}

It’s important for you to personify the mental dexterity of keen communicator Mercury. Since his move into your sign is fresh out of the evaporated pool of compressed psychic residue, you will note a distinct sharpening of your rational capabilities and wit.

★CAPRICORN {Dec 21–Jan 19}

Your ruler is an autocrat on one hand and a wise old sage on the other, as he moves into your sphere of friendships you realise the value of such a formidable character. You wish to connect with those who can teach you a thing or two for a change.

★AQUARIUS {Jan 20–Feb 19}

What will feed your sense of uninhibited curiosity about things new and uncharted? You need something to sink your teeth into, which won’t drive you to distraction. Getting all the ingredients right could be a challenge, especially as you’re duty bound.

★PISCES {Feb 20–Mar 20}

What happens when Reason meets Fantasy? They are from two different worlds. Especially as Reason is striving to encompass the big picture and Fantasy is only concerned with his own ever changing reality. They must combine their key skills.

Val Aviv is the presenter for Brighton Lights on Latest TV www.thelatest.tv For more astrological insights and monthly horoscopes visit www.valaviv.com or for a personal astrological reading contact Val Aviv at: astrology@valaviv.com

L7 TV Your weekly TV guide 830 OCTOBER – 5 NOVEMBER he did it for the experience which, considering his new profession is going into war zones as a tourist, could actually be the truth – but you’d hardly expect that to be the case for the requisite footballers’ ex-girlfriend (no, that apostrophe is With Victoria Nangle more than likely to be in the right place, and I haven’t had a sneak peek at this year’s line-up).

Yes, in the early years I’m A Celebrity... span off not only entire reality series but also a wedding, not to mention book tours and boosted record sales of back catalogues. But do these celebrities – or more likely, the agents that talk them into it – really still think there’s an outside on’t swear and don’t lose your temper. chance that this profile-grabbing experience filled These were the simple instructions former with shrieks and devoid of much dignity will be inhabitant of the celebrity jungle and their turning point? comedian Joe Pasquale was given by his agent after Maybe. he’d been talked into signing up for I’m A Celebrity....

Joe Pasquale’s agent did have a point. There is Joe went on to follow these easy rules and won the so much potential in the jungle for embarrassment whole shebang, giving his career a that, to be honest, if you just shot in the arm and bringing his keep your cool and behave... style of humour to a whole new “profile-grabbing I don’t know... nicely, you’re in generation, opening up work and with a chance of being the advertising campaign possibilities experience filled nation’s darling for the next galore. It’s almost become seven days before the new tradition now that as soon as you with shrieks and season of Dancing On Ice begins. take that crown off in the tropics Everyone demands to be devoid of dignity” televised, to head straight for the deep but not everyone is freeze and replace it with a prawn aware which side might be their crown for the Iceland Christmas ads. It kind of best – physically and emotionally. So if you’re a makes me wonder where television shows end and little bit savvy about things you could emerge auditions for adverts begin, naming no names Kerry triumphant. Even if it is minus a great wallop of Katona, Stacey Solomon, Jason Donovan et al. And privacy. Anyone remember Sue Perkin’s outing in there’s got to be more to promoting your talented the jungle? Just saying, nothing is sacred and it career of choice than eating a kangaroo’s bum. I might just change a celebrity’s life in a way they really hope so. hadn’t quite planned. Good luck all!

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tuesday 30 Operation Iceberg BBC2, 9pm Ever since a big bit of frozen stuff sank the apparently ‘unsinkable’ Titanic way back in the early part of the last century we’ve been captivated and awed by these unstoppable forces of nature. A team of scientists and explorers, including Chris Packham and Helen Czerski, travel to the Arctic to find out more.

Fresh Meat Channel 4, 10pm University is a great leveller, where you meet people from differing backgrounds from your own, and share experiences. The experience JP is prepared to share is the Easter break at his country pad. Yah! What larks!

And Josie marks Dave’s wedding day in her own way. Young people, eh?

Cuckoo BBC3, 10pm Guess what! Apparently Rachel and Cuckoo’s naked Thai beach wedding ceremony wasn’t quite as official as they thought.

Who’da thunk it? Well, maybe someone might have before this point. Lorna is thrilled at the idea of actually being there when her daughter gets married, but Ken sees an opportunity presented.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Food 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Robbed, Raided, Reunited 11.30 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Escape To The Country 3.00 BBC News 3.05 Trade Your Way To The USA 3.35 Lockie Leonard 4.00 Prank Patrol Down Under 4.25 Shaun The Sheep 4.30 12 Again 5.00 Newsround 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Christian takes matters into his own hands when Danny arrives back on the Square.

7.57 BBC New; Regional News 8.00 Holby City There is a new doctor in town – can she cope with the pressure cooker of AAU or will Michael break her nerve?

9.00 The Paradise Drama series.

When exotic lovebirds arrive as the new attraction to be sold at The Paradise, an overexcited Pauline offers to man the counter in an attempt to impress Sam. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Britain’s Hidden Hungry David Modell investigates the growing importance of charity foodbanks to thousands across the UK, spending six months at a foodbank in Coventry run by the Trussell Trust, a Christian charity.

11.30 FILM: Bad Company (2002) Starring Anthony Hopkins, Chris Rock.

Action thriller. A man takes his dead twin brother’s place as a CIA operative in order to trap a gang of nuclear arms terrorists.

1.20am Weatherview 1.25 Sign Zone: Watchdog 2.25 Exploring China: A Culinary Adventure 3.25 Neighbourhood Watched 4.10 How We Won The War 4.40 BBC

BBC2

6.00 – 8.45am Children’s television 8.45 I Can Cook With You 9.00 ZingZillas 9.15 Baby Jake 9.25 Octonauts: Creature Reports 9.30 Wibbly Pig 9.40 The Koala Brothers 9.50 Get Squiggling 10.05 Hoof And Safety With Nuzzle And Scratch 10.30 3rd And Bird 10.40 Waybuloo 11.00 In The Night Garden 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Restoration Roadshow 1.30 To Buy Or Not To Buy 2.15 The Weakest Link 3.00 Real Rescues 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Breakaway 5.15 Antiques Road Trip 6.00 Eggheads General knowledge quiz show.

6.30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two Zoe Ball is joined by the couple who narrowly escaped elimination.

7.00 Great British Food Revival A series in which ten of the BBC’s best-known chefs and cooks are on a mission to popularise traditional British produce.

8.00 Autumnwatch Autumnwatch is back with the best stories of the UK’s wildlife, live. For four days, Chris Packham, Michaela Strachan and Martin Hughes-Games broadcast from their base in the Scottish Highlands, where they will be watching the action unfold as red squirrels, pine martens, beavers and others prepare for autumn.

9.00 Operation Iceberg See highlights.

10.00 Later Live... With Jools Holland Jingle jangle, twang, twang, bom, bom, bom. Music an’ that.

10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Dragons’ Den Series presented by Evan Davis, in which budding entrepreneurs try to get investment (not mockery).

12.20am BBC News 4.00 The Charles Dickens Show: The Workhouse 4.20 The Charles Dickens Show: Health 4.40 The Charles Dickens Show: Child Labour 5.00 Bringing Books To Life

ITV1

6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 4.00 The Dales 4.30 Cornwall With Caroline Quentin 5.00 The Chase

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Cameron riles Charity by standing by Chas. Cain is honest when he is confronted with the truth. Worried about Arthur, Laurel confronts Lizzie about her drunken antics.

7.30 The Martin Lewis Money Show Martin heads to the Ford Dagenham car plant to advise workers on boosting their savings.

Saira learns how to haggle in the big high street stores.

8.00 The Pride Of Britain Awards 2012 The annual Daily Mirror Pride of Britain Awards return, hosted by Carol Vorderman. HRH Prince Charles, Stephen Fry, David Beckham and David Cameron are among those celebrating the achievements of our national heroes, including our outstanding Olympians and Paralympians. David Walliams, Amanda Holden, and Pudsey the dog will be among the famous faces providing uplifting surprises for some of the winners.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 Take Me Out Matchmaker Paddy McGuinness attempts to play cupid for his line-up of single girls.

11.50 Grimefighters Series following Britain’s clean-up crews.

12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

Channel 4

6.05am BT And Channel 4 Present...

6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Freshly Squeezed 7.30 According To Jim 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 The Big Bang Theory 10.00 Undercover Boss 11.00 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me (x4) 2.05 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal: Show Me The Mummy 5.00 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks A surprise visitor causes tension between Ste and Doug. Myra worries about her daughter’s marriage.

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces Architect George Clarke shows how to create a property to escape to in small and affordable places. This time he meets Tim Sands, who has spent his life savings on a plot of land in the Lake District with the aim of building a bolt-hole, complete with incredible views of the national park.

9.00 Jewish Mum Of The Year Reality series. The competition reaches its climax as the two remaining mums battle it out to win the title of Jewish Mum of the Year.

Each mum must put on a traditional Friday night dinner for a party of 16.

10.00 Fresh Meat See highlights.

10.55 Homeland Repeat.

11.55 Random Acts 12.00am PokerStars.co.uk European Poker Tour 1.00 BT And Channel 4 Present...

1.05 KOTV Boxing Weekly 1.35 Sailing: America’s Cup Discovered 2.00 Beach Volleyball 2.55 Bullrun: Cops, Cars And Superstars 3.20 British Rallycross 3.45 Sandman Triathlon 4.15 FIA GT1 Championship 5.10 Deal Or No Deal

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Make Way For Noddy 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Roary The Racing Car 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 8.55 Mio Mao 9.00 Abby’s Flying Fairy School 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Shark 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Law And Order 1.10 Looney Tunes 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 CSI: NY 3.15 FILM: Relative Stranger (2009) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Brax discovers that Natalie has not been telling him everything she knows about Casey.

6.30 5 News 7.00 Highland Emergency Documentary series.

7.30 Highland Emergency Documentary series.

8.00 Rolf’s Animal Clinic Documentary series presented by Rolf Harris. Vet Niamh Lewis is looking after one of the latest admissions, a heavily pregnant horse called Destiny.

9.00 Body Of Proof US drama series. When Megan is taken off a murder case after accusing a tycoon of shooting his pregnant young wife, her new assignment – a man bludgeoned to death in a bad neighbourhood – leads her straight back to the first case.

10.00 CSI: NY Crime drama series.

The discovery of a partially decomposed body inside a crushed car at a scrapyard leads the CSIs on a desperate search for a missing infant.

11.00 CSI: NY Crime drama series.

A bank robbery involving an armoured car results in the bizarre death of a security guard.

11.55 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Forensic drama.

12.50am Forensic Files 1.15 SuperCasino 3.55 The Great Artists 4.20 House Doctor 4.45 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 5.10 Wildlife SOS (x2)

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (x2) 9.00 Netbusters 9.30 SPL Round-Up 10.00 LIVE Masters Tennis 7.30pm Gillette Soccer Special 10.00 Revista De La Liga 11.00 Barclays Premier League Review 12.00am Football: Capital One Cup 1.30 Football’s Greatest 2.00 Football Asia 2.30 Revista De La Liga 3.30 Barclays Premier League Review 4.30 Football: Capital One Cup

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics Oz Style 6.30 Thrillseekers 7.00 Thinking Tackle 8.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 9.00 Thrillseekers 9.30 Road To Kona Ironman 10.00 Football League 11.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 12.30pm Football League 2.00 Netbusters 2.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 3.30 Football League 5.00 Barclays Premier League Review 6.00 HSBC Champions Preview 6.30 Revista De La Liga 7.30 LIVE Capital One Cup 10.00 Poker 12.00am DTM Motor Racing 1.00 Great Run Series 1.30 Poker

Sky Sports 3 9.00am NASCAR Sprint Cup Series 10.30 Trilby Tour Golf 11.30 Shell’s Wonderful World Of Golf 1.00pm European Tour Golf 2.00 PGA Tour Golf 3.00 Road To Kona Ironman 3.30 Trilby Tour Golf 4.30 NASCAR Sprint Cup Series 5.30 Road To Kona Ironman 6.00 DTM Motor Racing 7.00 Great Run Series 7.30 LIVE Masters Tennis 9.00 Sporting Greats 9.30 Great Run Series 10.00 Cage Warriors 2012 12.00am Golf 1.00 LPGA Tour Golf 2.30 Sporting Greats 3.00 British Basketball League

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12.00pm Stargate SG-1 (x2) 2.00 Dog The Bounty Hunter (x2) 3.00 Stargate SG-1(x2) 5.00 Futurama (x2) 6.00 Last Man Standing 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Last Resort 9.00 Strike Back: Vengeance 10.00 FILM: I, Robot (2004) 12.15am Street Crime UK (x2) 1.15 Road Wars (x3) 3.10 Dog The Bounty Hunter (x2)

7.00pm Total Wipeout 8.00 Love On The Transplant List 9.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 10.00 Cuckoo. See highlights 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.30am Cuckoo 1.00 Don’t Tell The Bride2.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 2.30 Dawson Bros Funtime 3.00 Gay Or Straight: Stacey Dooley

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Timothy Spall: Back At Sea 8.00 Yellowstone: Unnatural Histories 9.00 Horror Europa With Mark Gatiss 10.30 Lilyhammer 11.15 The Grammar School: A Secret History 12.15am Inspector Montalbano 2.10 Horror Europa With Mark Gatiss

1.30pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.40 The Real Housewives Of New York City (x2) 5.30 Judge Judy 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 The Cube 8.00 FILM: Evan Almighty (2007) 10.00 Celebrity Juice: The Wanted Special 10.45 Lemon La Vida Loca (x2) 12.15am The X Factor Results 1.15 Xtra Factor

12.05pm Wycliffe 1.15 Heartbeat 2.15 The Royal 3.20 Murder, She Wrote 4.20 Barbara 4.55 Duty Free 5.25 Man About The House 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 10.00 Marchlands 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.00am Numb3rs 12.55 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman

4.00pm Ugly Betty 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 New Girl 9.30 Suburgatory 10.00 Tool Academy: Boyfriends Behaving Badly 11.00 The Inbetweeners (x2) 12.10am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

11.30am FILM: Broken Lance (1954) 1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Relocation, Relocation 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses 10.00 Jews At Ten 10.35 Curb Your Enthusiasm 11.15 24 Hours In A&E 12.20am Come Dine With Me

11.00am Pimpernel Smith (1941) 1.20pm The Conqueror (1956) 3.30 A Town Called Panic (2009) 5.00 Fantastic Four (2005) 7.00 Eragon (2006) 9.00 Fracture (2007) 11.10 District 13: Ultimatum (2008) 1.05am Che: Part Two (2008)

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wednesday 31 Dallas Channel Five, 9pm It would seem, despite rumours to the contrary, blood is thicker than oil on Southfolk as Bobby’s dramatic rush to hospital encourages John Ross and Christopher to bury the hatchet and go into business together.

Yee ha! Must be the funny season as even JR’s feeling generous. It’s faaa-mily!

Frankenstein: A Modern Myth Channel 4, 11.10pm When Mary Shelley wrote Frankenstein 200 years ago it was in a bet against her husband Percy Shelley and their friends as to who could write the best scary story. She won. This documentary looks at the various interpretations of this gothic creation, and those involved.

Unsafe Sex In The City BBC3, 9pm Party season is nearly upon us, and as much as we don’t want to rain on your parade it’s good to be reminded that an umbrella can be a useful apparatus. This fourpart documentary series follows the ups and downs of life at a Manchester STI clinic. A pretty frank look at the dangers of unprotected shenanigans.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Food 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Robbed, Raided, Reunited 11.30 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Escape To The Country 3.00 BBC News 3.05 Trade Your Way To The USA 3.35 Lockie Leonard 4.00 Prank Patrol Down Under 4.25 Shaun The Sheep 4.30 Horrible Histories Scary Special 5.00 Newsround 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Watchdog Consumer magazine which exposes high-street scandals, confronts cowboys and conducts special investigations.

9.00 Brazil With Michael Palin Michael Palin travels from Brazil’s northern border with Venezuela along the Rivers Branco, Negro, Amazon, Tapajos and Xingu, through the very heart of the Amazonia, before ending up at the capital Brasilia. He visits indigenous tribes, one of the last seringueiros, or rubber tappers, and watches the Amazon Philharmonic Orchestra rehearse in the magnificent Manaus Opera House.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The National Lottery Wednesday Night Draws 10.45 Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow Michael McIntyre visits some of the UK’s most prestigious and iconic stand-up comedy venues.

Headlining is the Pub Landlord.

11.15 The League Cup Show Manish Bhasin presents action from the fourth round of the League Cup. 12.10am FILM: No Way Out (1987) 2.00 Weatherview 2.05 Sign Zone: See Hear 2.35 Andrew Marr’s History Of The World 3.35 Cash Britain 4.05 How We Won The War 4.35 News

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6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television 8.00 What’s New Scooby-Doo? 8.25 Mister Maker Comes To Town 8.45 I Can Cook With You 9.00 ZingZillas 9.15 Baby Jake 9.25 Octonauts: Creature Reports 9.30 Wibbly Pig 9.40 The Koala Brothers 9.50 Get Squiggling 10.05 Hoof And Safety With Nuzzle And Scratch 10.30 3rd And Bird 10.40 Waybuloo 11.00 In The Night Garden 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00pm See Hear 1.30 To Buy Or Not To Buy 2.15 The Weakest Link 3.00 Real Rescues 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Breakaway 5.15 Antiques Road Trip 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show.

6.30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two Zoe Ball presents all the gossip and exclusive news.

7.00 Great British Food Revival A series in which ten of the BBC’s best-known chefs and cooks are on a mission to popularise traditional British produce.

8.00 Autumnwatch Chris Packham and Michaela Strachan broadcast live from the Scottish Highlands.

9.00 How Safe Are Britain’s Roads? Investigating how safe the roads and cars of Britain are and what can be done to cut casualties.

Following government proposals to raise the speed limit to 80 miles per hour, Anita Rani takes to the motorways with the police, whilst Justin Rowlatt hits the test track in a poorly maintained people carrier to see how safe it is in comparison to more modern cars.

10.00 The Culture Show A topical series featuring the best arts and culture stories of the week.

10.30 Newsnight 11.20 The Choir: Sing While You Work Gareth Malone is on a mission to get some of the country’s busiest workplaces singing.

12.20am Storyville Survivors: Despicable Dick 1.40 BBC News 4.00 How God Made The English 4.35 Strictly Soulmates 5.05 Same But Different

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6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 4.00 The Dales 4.30 Cornwall With Caroline Quentin 5.00 The Chase

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Things get harder for Nicola as her worries mount.

7.30 Coronation Street Tina’s change of heart devastates Tommy.

Audrey cottons on to Gloria’s scheming.

8.00 All Star Mr & Mrs Three more celebrity couples battle it out to win £30,000 for their chosen charity.

Joining Phillip Schofield are Emmerdale stars Matthew Wolfenden and his fiancee Charley Webb, newsreader Kate Silverton and her husband Mike, and singer Stacy Solomon and her partner Aaron.

9.00 DCI Banks With Pamela Jeffries in a coma after being viciously beaten, Banks is even more determined to find Rothwell’s killer.

Convinced that he has a vital clue, Banks sets out to learn more about Keith Rothwell.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 Exposure: Banaz: An Honour Killing Film telling the story of teenager Banaz Mahmod who was murdered by her own family because she fell in love with the wrong man.

11.35 Perspectives: David Walliams – The Genius Of Dahl David Walliams explores the magic behind the storytelling of Roald Dahl.

12.30am Jackpot247 3.00 FILM: The Prince And The Pauper (1977) 5.05 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 News

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6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Freshly Squeezed 7.30 According To Jim 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 The Big Bang Theory 10.00 Undercover Boss 11.00 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me (x4) 2.05 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal: Show Me The Mummy 5.00 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Cindy is offered a chance to escape.

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Come Dine With Me A Halloween-themed edition of the cookery-based reality show. Model Nicola McLean, psychic medium Sally Morgan, cage fighter Alex Reid and actor Robert Englund – better known as Freddie Krueger – fight it out in a bid to win £1,000 for charity.

9.00 Grand Designs Property series.

University professors Celia and Diana want a state-of-the-art modern home to retire to.

10.00 Shameless Jamie must act swiftly to lay down the law and protect his family from gang threats.

11.05 Random Acts 11.10 Frankenstein: A Modern Myth See highlights.

12.10am MUSIC ON 4: Barclaycard Mercury Music Prize: 2012 Albums Of The Year Live 12.30 MUSIC ON 4: Barclaycard Mercury Music Prize: 2012 Albums Of The Year Live 12.45 MUSIC ON 4: Barclaycard Mercury Music Prize: 2012 Albums Of The Year Live 1.00 MUSIC ON 4: Spotlight: Ones To Watch 1.15 MUSIC ON 4: 4Play: Delilah 1.25 MUSIC ON 4: The Crush With KFC Krushems 2.20 90210 3.00 FILM: Blowing Wild (1953) 4.30 Deal Or No Deal 5.25 Countdown

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6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Make Way For Noddy 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Roary The Racing Car 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 8.55 Mio Mao 9.00 Abby’s Flying Fairy School 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Shark 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Law And Order 1.10 Looney Tunes 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 CSI: NY 3.15 FILM: Dead Lines (2011) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away April and Dex face an uphill battle to reconnect with each other.

6.30 5 News 7.00 Eddie Stobart: Trucks And Trailers Documentary series. Trucker Jimmy Callaghan battles freak snowy weather.

8.00 The Removal Men Observational documentary series following the Pickfords removal teams at work. Lightning strikes twice for a family in Lancashire when the sale of their house falls through for the second time.

9.00 Dallas See highlights.

10.00 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Police drama series.

Stabler and Beck hunt for a serial killer targeting child prostitutes, but the star witness’s misplaced loyalty to her pimp threatens to see the culprit walk free.

10.55 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Drama series. When two emotionally disturbed children are found handcuffed in the back of a van, the SVU uncovers a connection to a bizarre form of therapy.

11.50 NCIS Drama series. Ziva shoots dead a serial killer when an undercover operation reaches a dramatic conclusion.

12.45am Forensic Files 1.10 SuperCasino 3.55 The Great Artists 4.20 House Doctor 4.45 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 5.15 Wildlife SOS

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Football Asia 9.30 LIVE Masters Tennis 7.00pm LIVE Football: Capital One Cup 10.15 Trans World Sport 11.15 A League Of Their Own 12.15am Football: Capital One Cup 1.45 Sky Sports Classics 2.00 HSBC Champions Preview 2.30 Inside The PGA Tour 3.00 LIVE World Golf Championship

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Thrillseekers 6.30 DTM Motor Racing 7.30 LPGA Tour Golf 9.00 HSBC Champions Preview 9.30 Revista De La Liga 10.30 Football: Capital One Cup 12.00pm Barclays Premier League Review 1.00 Football: Capital One Cup 2.30 Football Asia 3.00 Revista De La Liga 4.00 Football: Capital One Cup 5.30 HSBC Champions Preview 6.00 Inside The PGA Tour 6.30 European Tour Weekly 7.00 LIVE Masters Tennis 9.00 FIBA World Basketball 9.30 Great Run Series 10.00 European Tour Weekly 10.30 HSBC Champions Preview 11.00 F3 Euroseries Motor Racing 12.00am World Eightball Pool Championships 1.00 Champions Tour Golf 2.00 World Eightball Pool Championships 3.00 DTM Motor Racing

Sky Sports 3 7.30am British Basketball League 9.30 Golf 10.30 HSBC Champions Preview 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Great Run Series 12.00pm Sports Unlimited 1.00 DTM Motor Racing 2.00 Thrillseekers 2.30 Aerobics Oz Style 3.00 Sports Unlimited 4.00 British Basketball League 6.00 World Eightball Pool Championships 7.00 Total Rugby 7.30 Hong Kong Sixes Cricket 8.30 Inside The PGA Tour 9.00 Champions Tour Golf 10.00 Cage Fighter 10.30 Poker: Big Game VI 12.30am Cage Fighter 1.00 F3 Euroseries Motor Racing 2.00 Poker: Big Game VI

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12.00pm Stargate SG-1 (x2) 2.00 Dog The Bounty Hunter (x2) 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 Futurama (x2) 6.00 Last Man Standing 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 The Glee Project 9.00 Last Resort 10.00 Fringe 11.00 An Idiot Abroad 2 12.00am Trollied 12.30 Road Wars (x3) 3.10 Dog The Bounty Hunter (x2)

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Gavin & Stacey (x2) 9.00 Unsafe Sex In The City. See highlights.

10.00 Unzipped 10.45 Family Guy (x2) 11.30 American Dad! (x2) 12.15am Unsafe Sex In The City 1.15 Unzipped 2.00 Gavin & Stacey (x2) 3.00 Don’t Tell The Bride

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Timothy Spall: Back At Sea 8.00 Britain’s Best Drives 8.30 Tales From The Wild Wood 9.00 Guts: The Strange And Mysterious World Of The Human Stomach 10.00 Getting On 10.30 Frost On Interviews 11.30 Human Planet 12.30am Tales From The Wild Wood

3.40pm Real Housewives Of New York City (x2) 5.30 Judge Judy 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 Gossip Girl 8.00 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 8.30 New You’ve Been Framed! 9.00 Girlfri3nds 10.00 The Only Way Is Essex 10.45 Switch 11.45 FILM: Hannibal (2001) 2.20am Teleshopping

2.15pm The Royal 3.15 Murder, She Wrote 4.15 Barbara 4.45 Duty Free 5.20 Man About The House 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 The Casebook Of Sherlock Holmes 9.00 Caroline Quentin: A Passage Through India 10.00 Marchlands 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.05am The Return Of Sherlock Holmes

4.00pm Ugly Betty 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 8.30 2 Broke Girls 9.00 The Big Bang Theory 9.30 The Work Experience 10.00 The Inbetweeners (x2) 11.05 Shameless 12.10am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

11.45am FILM: Passport To Pimlico (1949) 1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Relocation, Relocation 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Come Dine With Me Jubilee Special 7.55 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses 9.00 24 Hours In A&E 10.00 One Born: What Happened Next? 11.05 Extreme A&E 12.05am 24 Hours In A&E

11.00am Doctor Dolittle (1967) 1.50pm The Desperadoes (1943) 3.35 The Iron Giant (1999) 5.15 Cheaper By The Dozen 2 (2005) 7.05 The Addams Family (1991) 9.00 The Sixth Sense (1999) 11.05 Angel Heart (1987) 1.20am Let The Right One In (2008)

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thursday 1 Young Apprentice BBC1, 8pm Catch ‘em young and you’ll have their loyalty forever. So, it would seem, is the way of recruiting in this current climate as Lord Sugar sets another group of young whippersnappers a whole plethora of tasks to prove their worth in this high flying business world. Get ready to have your socks knocked off.

Hebburn BBC2, 10pm It’s the meeting of the in-laws, and what with Gran and Dad and their ailments, it seems only right that Sarah brings her folks over to Hebburn to meet the gang.

Presumably they’ll get more than ad hoc holey-bun-bagels as the red carpet is rolled out and ceremoniously tripped over by the loveable (slightly scary) lot.

Scandal More4, 9pm Ever wondered what happens behind Max Clifford’s closed doors? It would appear the drama commissioners at More4 did when they bought in this new American drama series set in a crisis management firm. Juicy! A new client is very keen to ensure a sensitive document does not end up in the wrong hands.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Food 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Robbed, Raided, Reunited 11.30 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Escape To The Country 3.00 BBC News 3.05 Trade Your Way To The USA 3.35 Lockie Leonard 4.00 Prank Patrol Down Under 4.25 Shaun The Sheep 4.30 Show Me What You’re Made Of 5.00 Newsround 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Lola is left devastated as her hopes for Lexi’s return evaporate. Will anyone step up to help?

7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Young Apprentice See highlights.

9.00 Hunted Drama series. A mysterious assassin tells Sam that he is trying to protect her from ‘Hourglass’, a conspiracy orchestrated by five multinational corporations. Sam’s investigation of the conspirators takes her to a country estate where she had been years before – it was where she was taken as a child after her mother was murdered and she was kidnapped.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Question Time Topical debate in which guests from the worlds of politics and the media answer questions posed by members of the public. Presented by David Dimbleby.

11.35 This Week A political review of the week presented by Andrew Neil, with Michael Portillo.

12.20am Holiday Weatherview 12.25 Sign Zone: The Hospital That Stopped Caring - Panorama 12.55 Countryfile 1.40 Antiques To The Rescue 2.40 How We Won The War 3.10 How We Won The War 3.40 News

BBC2

6.00 – 8.45am Children’s television 8.45 I Can Cook With You 9.00 ZingZillas 9.15 Baby Jake 9.25 Octonauts: Creature Reports 9.30 Wibbly Pig 9.40 The Koala Brothers 9.50 Get Squiggling 10.05 Hoof And Safety With Nuzzle And Scratch 10.30 3rd And Bird 10.40 Waybuloo 11.00 In The Night Garden 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Restoration Roadshow 1.30 To Buy Or Not To Buy 2.15 The Weakest Link 3.00 Real Rescues 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Breakaway 5.15 Antiques Road Trip 6.00 Eggheads General knowledge quiz show.

6.30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two Zoe Ball presents all the backstage gossip and behind-thescenes action from the world of Strictly Come Dancing.

7.00 Great British Food Revival A series in which ten of the BBC’s best-known chefs and cooks are on a mission to popularise traditional British produce.

8.00 Autumnwatch The best stories and live wildlife action from Chris Packham, Michaela Strachan and Martin Hughes-Games, broadcasting from their base in the Scottish Highlands.

9.00 Operation Iceberg Chris Packham and Helen Czerski and a team of explorers and scientists investigate a massive tabular iceberg floating at sea 50 kilometres from the Canadian coast.

10.00 Hebburn See highlights.

10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Sam Mendes: Licence To Thrill... Even More – A Culture Show Special Mark Kermode talks to director Sam Mendes about his latest film, Skyfall – the 23rd outing of the James Bond series.

12.20am FILM: Things We Lost In The Fire (2007) 2.10 The Culture Show 2.40 BBC News 3.40 This Is BBC Two 4.00 Young Legal Eagles 5.00 History Hunt

ITV1

6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 4.00 The Dales 4.30 Cornwall With Caroline Quentin 5.00 The Chase

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale It is the day of the funeral and emotions run high. Lisa goes against her family’s wishes and visits Chas.

7.30 Too Scared To Speed?: Tonight Jonathan Maitland examines calls for police, fire and ambulance crews to receive greater protection from prosecution when responding to 999 call-outs.

8.00 Emmerdale Someone is forced into facing difficult home truths.

Moira tries to get through to Cain.

8.30 Emmerdale At 40 For 40 years Emmerdale has been a hotbed of criminal activity. This episode examines some of the biggest crimes in the show’s history.

9.00 Homefront More drama unfolds for returning troops and their families.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 Corfu: A Tale Of Two Islands Documentary series. 17-year-old Abi is struggling to find work over the summer season.

11.05 The Mighty Mississippi With Trevor McDonald Three-part series in which Trevor McDonald sets out on an epic journey through the heartland of the USA. 12.05am Jackpot247 3.00 Too Scared To Speed?:Tonight 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 4.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 5.30 ITV Morning News

Channel 4

6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Freshly Squeezed 7.30 According To Jim 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 The Big Bang Theory 10.00 Undercover Boss 11.00 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 12.00pm News 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Come Dine With Me 1.35 Come Dine With Me 2.05 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal: Show Me The Mummy 5.00 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Soap. Like Dallas for Brit teenagers on a budget.

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Location, Location, Location Phil and Kirstie catch up with cautious first time buyers Sundeep and Rupreet in Harrow and post-code picky Hilary and Rob in Hitchin.

9.00 The Human Mannequin Teenager Louise Wedderburn is determined to start a career in fashion, despite having a rare genetic condition called FOP, which is causing her body to freeze.

10.00 Barclaycard Mercury Prize: Live Winner Announcement Live coverage of the announcement of the winner of the 2012 Barclaycard Mercury Prize, hosted by Lauren Laverne and Nick Grimshaw.

10.05 Shameless It’s Mimi Maguire’s first wedding anniversary to Billy and they’re going to renew their vows.

11.10 Random Acts 11.15 999: What’s Your Emergency? Documentary series.

12.15am Jewish Mum Of The Year 1.10 Jews At Ten 1.35 Sex, Death And The Meaning Of Life 2.30 The American Road Trip: Obama’s Story 3.25 What’s My Body Worth? 3.55 Getting Rich On The NHS: Channel 4 Dispatches 4.25 Deal Or No Deal 5.20 Countdown

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.05am Children’s television 7.05 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.30 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Make Way For Noddy 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Roary The Racing Car 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 8.55 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Shark 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Law And Order 1.10 Looney Tunes 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 CSI: Miami 3.15 FILM: Earthstorm (2006) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away As Gina gives all her attention to Jett, John feels ostracised.

6.30 5 News 7.00 Classic Car Rescue Documentary series following Bernie Fineman and Mario Pacione as they lovingly restore classic cars.

8.00 James Bond: The True Story The historical documentary looks at the real story behind James Bond.

Author Ian Fleming wanted his suave secret agent to be the ultimate spy – but who provided the inspiration for Bond? This film reveals Fleming’s wartime service in naval intelligence and profiles two men who could have supplied the basis for Bond.

9.00 Hatfields & McCoys Star-studded drama series about two feuding families in post civil-war America. The feud between the clans escalates after an altercation at a fair leads to spilt blood and the arrival of hired guns.

10.00 FILM: Last Of The Mohicans (1992) Starring Daniel Day-Lewis, Madeleine Stowe, Russell Means, Wes Studi. Brutal, visually stunning and highly acclaimed adaptation of James Fenimore Cooper’s classic, set against the Anglo-French wars in mid-18th-century America.

12.15am SuperCasino 3.55 Great Artists 4.20 House Doctor 4.45 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Wildlife SOS

Sky Sports 1 6.00am LIVE World Golf Championship 8.00 Champions Tour Golf 9.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 9.30 LIVE Masters Tennis 7.30pm LIVE Victory Shield Football 9.30 The Footballers’ Football Show 11.00 Capital One Cup 12.00am Ringside 1.00 Barclays Premier League World 1.30 The Footballers’ Football Show 3.00 Live World Golf Championship

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (x3) 9.00 F3 Euroseries Motor Racing 10.00 World Golf Championship 3.00pm F3 Euroseries Motor Racing 4.00 World Eightball Pool Championships 5.00 NFL – Total Access 6.00 Hyundai A-League 6.30 Capital One Cup 7.30 LIVE Masters Tennis 9.00 ATP Tour Uncovered 9.30 Thrillseekers 10.00 The Rugby Club 11.00 NFL – Total Access 12.00am LIVE NFL 3.30 Sky Sports Classics

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Thrillseekers 6.30 UK Angling Championships 7.30 Hong Kong Sixes Cricket 8.30 Football: Capital One Cup 10.00 NFL Midweek Special 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Aerobics Oz Style 12.00pm Watersports World 1.00 Trans World Sport 2.00 Hong Kong Sixes Cricket 3.00 UK Angling Championships 4.00 Trans World Sport 5.00 WWE Vintage Collection 6.00 Ringside 7.00 America’s Cup Discovered 7.30 Barclays Premier League World 8.00 World Golf Championship 10.00 WWE Late Night Raw 12.00am WWE NXT 1.00 Rugby Club 2.00 Capital One Cup 3.00 Sky Sports Victory Shield Football

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2.00pm Dog The Bounty Hunter (x2) 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 Futurama (x2) 6.00 Last Man Standing 6.30 Raising Hope 7.00 The Simpsons (x2) 8.00 Richard E Grant’s Hotel Secrets 9.00 Modern Family 9.30 The Middle 10.00 Spy 10.30 Trollied 11.00 Road Wars 12.00am Brit Cops: Frontline Crime UK 1.00 Road Wars

7.00pm The World’s Strictest Parents 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 9.30 Cuckoo 10.00 Wilfred 10.20 Great Movie Mistakes 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am Russell Howard’s Good News 1.00 Cuckoo 1.30 Wilfred 1.50 Don’t Tell The Bride

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1977 8.00 The Core 9.00 The Year The Town Hall Shrank 10.00 The Nazis: A Warning From History 10.50 A Renaissance Education: The Schooling Of Thomas More’s Daughter 11.50 Tales From The Wild Wood 12.20am Lilyhammer 1.05 Top Of The Pops: 1977 1.35 The Core

3.40pm Real Housewives Of New York City (x2) 5.30 Judge Judy 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 New You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 The X Factor USA 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.45 Guinness World Records 11.20 FILM: American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile (2006) 1.20am The Only Way Is Essex

2.15pm The Royal 3.15 Murder, She Wrote 4.15 Barbara 4.45 Duty Free 5.20 Man About The House 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 The Casebook Of Sherlock Holmes 9.00 Martin Clunes: Islands Of Britain 10.00 Marchlands 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.05am The Return Of Sherlock Holmes

4.00pm Ugly Betty 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 2 Broke Girls 9.30 New Girl 10.00 Big Fat Quiz Of The 90s 11.40 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.35am The IT Crowd 1.05 How I Met Your Mother 1.35 Scrubs

11.10am FILM: Bataan (1943) 1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Relocation, Relocation 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Scandal. See higlhights. 10.00 The Closer 11.00 Embarrassing Bodies 12.05am Come Dine With Me 1.10 The Closer 2.15 Scandal

11.00am Tulpan (2008) 1.00pm Electric Horseman (1979) 3.20 Cocoon: The Return (1988) 5.40 Australia (2008) 9.00 Punch-Drunk Love (2003) 10.50 Hard Eight (1997) 12.45am M*A*S*H (1970)

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friday 2 The Mentalist Channel Five, 9pm You know, you’d think by now that Jane would either have found Red John or simply been driven barmy(er) and retreated into a world of daytime soaps and frozen meals. Nope, he’s still on the trail of his serial killing nemesis, searching for Lorelei’s connection to the bad man. And the CBI look into a murder.

Alan Carr: Chatty Man Channel 4, 10pm Ha ha! It’s smiling through gritted teeth time as Alan Carr welcomes to his sofa all four X Factor Judges – that’s Gary Barlow, Louis Walsh, Tulisa and Nicole Scherzinger. Sure, they’re all pals, but the gloves have been off on the live shows, so how easily can they slip them on again to be civil for an hour?

I’m A Celebrity: Jungle Gold ITV2, 7pm Russell Kane hosts some of the best bits of the various seasons we’ve had of celebrities finding love, luck and livestock in the outback camping ground. There will be tantrums and loopiness, and equally touching moments of lovely folk we never knew were so much fun. All ready to get you geared up for this year’s show.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Food 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Robbed, Raided, Reunited 11.30 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Escape To The Country 3.00 BBC News 3.05 Trade Your Way To The USA 3.35 Lockie Leonard 4.00 Prank Patrol Down Under 4.25 Shaun The Sheep 4.30 Blue Peter 5.00 Newsround 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Nigel Slater’s Dish Of The Day Nigel cooks chicken and leek pie, mushroom medley and raspberry and cinnamon meringue.

7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders Syed is shocked to discover the truth about Christian’s attack.

8.30 Miranda Sitcom. It is Christmas and Miranda, for once, would like a relaxing and fun time without her parents.

9.00 Have I Got News For You Popular news quiz.

9.30 Me And Mrs Jones Comedy series. It’s Alfie’s birthday at the bar and Gemma finds herself encouraging Billy to date another woman.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show On the sofa are singer star Robbie Williams; Candy; comedian Paul O’Grady; and ballet star and Strictly judge Darcey Bussell.

11.20 The National Lottery Friday Night Draws 11.30 Would I Lie To You? Host Rob Brydon joins regular team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack.

12.00am EastEnders 1.55 Weatherview 2.00 Sign Zone: Hairy Dieters: How To Love Food And Lose Weight 3.00 Question Time 4.00News

BBC2

6.00 – 8.45am Children’s television 8.45 I Can Cook With You 9.00 ZingZillas 9.15 Baby Jake 9.25 Octonauts: Creature Reports 9.30 Wibbly Pig 9.40 The Koala Brothers 9.50 Get Squiggling 10.05 Hoof And Safety With Nuzzle And Scratch 10.30 3rd And Bird 10.40 Waybuloo 11.00 In The Night Garden 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Restoration Roadshow 1.30 To Buy Or Not To Buy 2.15 The Weakest Link 3.00 Real Rescues 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Breakaway 5.15 Antiques Road Trip 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show.

6.30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two Zoe Ball takes a sneak peek into rehearsals, and the star studded Friday Panel looks forward to the next show.

7.00 Great British Food Revival A series in which ten of the BBC’s best-known chefs and cooks are on a mission to popularise traditional British produce.

7.30 Coast A journey around the coast of the United Kingdom, uncovering stories that have made us the island nation we are today.

8.00 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine.

8.30 Autumnwatch At the end of an action-packed week, Chris Packham and Michaela Strachan report live on wildlife stories.

9.30 Autumnwatch Unsprung Martin Hughes-Games hosts the climax to a week of Autumnwatch, and it is time for viewers to take over the show.

10.00 QI Stephen Fry hosts the hilarious, mind-expanding quiz in which the aim is to be interesting.

10.30 Newsnight 11.00 The Review Show Round table arts and culture programme.

11.50 Later... With Jools Holland Jools Holland’s music programme.

12.55am FILM: Halloween III: Season Of The Witch (1983) 2.25 BBC News 4.00 This Is BBC Two

ITV1

6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 4.00 The Dales 4.30 Cornwall With Caroline Quentin 5.00 The Chase

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Dan tries to exorcise Chas’s demons with another woman.

7.30 Coronation Street Lewis reels at his discovery of Gloria’s deceit.

8.00 Island Hospital Series exploring all aspects of island life through the eyes of the staff and patients of the Princess Elizabeth Hospital in Guernsey. Dr Jene Vivian is worried that a bump to toddler Elliot’s head may be serious.

8.30 Coronation Street Audrey pays the price for Gloria’s meddling.

9.00 Jonathan And Charlotte Documentary special telling the story of how the two Essex teenagers rose to fame, and what happened next.

Since the final of Britain’s Got Talent, Jonathan and Charlotte have become a global phenomenon with a charttopping album.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 FILM: Public Enemies (2009) Starring Johnny Depp, Christian Bale, Marion Cotillard, Billy Crudup, Stephen Dorff and Jason Clarke. Action thriller set in the Great Depression about notorious bank robber John Dillinger, who stole from big businesses but never ordinary citizens.

1.05am Jackpot247 3.00 FILM: Before Sunset (2004) 4.20 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

Channel 4

6.05am Sali Mali 6.10 The Hoobs (x2) 7.00 BT And Channel 4 Present...

7.05 Freshly Squeezed 7.35 According To Jim 8.00 Frasier 8.30 Frasier 9.30 The Big Bang Theory 10.00 Undercover Boss Australia 11.00 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Come Dine With Me 1.35 Come Dine With Me 2.05 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Cindy faces a tough choice, while Jono asks Ruby to make a life-changing decision.

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.30 Unreported World With decision time just days away in the US election, reporter Krishnan GuruMurthy and director Sue-May Oram meet the talk-radio hosts broadcasting to a country more polarised than ever before.

7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Baggage Gok Wan hosts the dating game show.

9.00 Derren Brown: Apocalypse Derren Brown unleashes his most audacious plan yet: to convince one person that the planet has been devastated by a catastrophic meteorite strike and that zombies now roam the land.

10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man See higlhights.

11.05 Friday Night Dinner Sitcom about a family who have made an art form of their eccentricities. Dad is very excited. He’s just bought a new fax machine.

11.35 Barclaycard Mercury Prize Awards Show Full coverage of this year’s event.

12.55am Random Acts 1.00 Comedy World Cup 1.55 My Name Is Earl 2.20 Bob’s Burgers 2.40 Allen Gregory 3.05 Charlie’s Angels 3.45 90210 4.25 Deal Or No Deal 5.20 Countdown

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Make Way For Noddy 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Roary The Racing Car 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 8.55 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Shark 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Law And Order 1.10 Looney Tunes 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 CSI: Miami 3.15 FILM: Jane Doe: Eye Of The Beholder (2008) 4.55 Looney Tunes 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Harvey still believes that Roo is being economical with the truth about her relationship with Tim. After a huge row, they go their separate ways, prompting Roo to realise where her heart truly lies.

6.30 5 News 7.00 Bomber Boys: Revealed Documentary series exploring historical events. The story of the RAF’s Bomber Command crews, revealing how German hatred of the men they dubbed ‘Terror Fliers’ led to some downed pilots being sent not to POW camps, but to concentration camps.

8.00 Eddie Stobart: Trucks And Trailers Observational documentary series. Stobart’s rail maintenance team are out in force working around the clock to waterproof a railway bridge across the M6.

9.00 The Mentalist See highlights.

10.00 FILM: A Perfect Murder (1998) Starring Michael Douglas, Gwyneth Paltrow, Viggo Mortensen, David Suchet. Taut thriller in which a cold-blooded commodities trader plots to kill his rich young wife.

Adapted from the play Dial M for Murder, famously brought to the big screen in 1954 by Alfred Hitchcock.

12.15am SuperCasino 3.55 Motorsport Mundial 4.20 House Doctor 4.45 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Nick’s Quest

Sky Sports 1 6.00am LIVE World Golf Championship 8.00 America’s Cup Uncovered 8.30 Barclays Premier League World 9.00 Ringside 10.00 Sky Sports Victory Shield Football 12.00pm The Rugby Club 1.00 LIVE Masters Tennis 5.00 Ringside 6.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 6.30 Great Matches Of European Football 7.00 Barclays Premier League Preview 7.30 LIVE Football Championship 10.00 Fantasy Football Club 11.00 Barclays Premier League Preview 11.30 Great Matches Of European Football 12.00am Football Championship 1.00 Fantasy Football Club 2.00 Barclays Premier League Preview 2.30 Great Matches Of European Football 3.00 LIVE World Golf Championship

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Rugby Club 10.00 World Golf Championship 3.00pm Ringside 4.00 America’s Cup Discovered 4.30 NFL 6.30 LIVE Masters Tennis 10.00 America’s Cup Discovered 10.30 Ringside 11.30 World Golf Championship 1.30am Ringside 2.30 F1 H20 Nations Cup Powerboats 3.00 Trans World Sport 4.00 Fantasy Football Club 5.00 Barclays Premier League Preview 5.30 Great Matches Of European Football

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Aerobics 6.30 Thrillseekers 7.00 WWE Raw 9.00 Trans World Sport 10.00 ATP Tour Uncovered 10.30 America’s Cup Discovered 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Aerobics 12.00pm NFL 2.00 Thrillseekers 2.30 Aerobics 3.00 Racemax 4.00 The Rugby Club 5.00 WWE Raw 7.00 Tight Lines 8.00 World Golf Championship 10.00 WWE Smackdown 12.00am WWE Bottom Line 1.00 Tight Lines 2.00 Racemax 3.00 Elite League Ice Hockey 4.00 Tight Lines 5.00 Thrillseekers 5.30 F1 H20 Nations Cup Powerboats Victoria Nangle

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2.00pm Dog The Bounty Hunter (x2) 3.00 Stargate SG-1(x2) 5.00 Futurama 5.30 Raising Hope 6.00 Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons (x2) 7.30 The Middle 8.00 Modern Family 8.30 Spy 9.00 Trollied 9.30 The Simpsons 10.00 A League Of Their Own 11.00 An Idiot Abroad 2 12.00am Brit Cops: Frontline Crime UK 1.00 Road Wars (x2)

7.00pm Merlin 7.45 Doctor Who 8.30 World’s Craziest Fools 9.00 Unzipped 9.45 Russell Howard’s Good News Extra 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am Unzipped 1.15 Russell Howard’s Good News Extra 2.00 Cuckoo 2.30 World’s Craziest Fools 3.00 Unsafe Sex In The City

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Lang Lang Live At The Roundhouse 8.20 Lang Lang: The Art Of Being A Virtuoso 9.15 Weller At The BBC 10.15 BBC Four Session: Paul Weller 11.15 Bee Gees: In Our Own Time 12.50am Weller At The BBC 1.50 BBC Four Session: Paul Weller

1.30pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.40 The Real Housewives Of New York City (x2) 5.30 Judge Judy 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 I’m A Celebrity: Jungle Gold. See highlight 8.00 The X Factor USA 10.00 Switch 11.00 FILM: Nutty Professor II: The Klumps (2000) 1.05am The Only Way Is Essex (x2)

12.05pm Wycliffe 1.15 Heartbeat 2.15 The Royal 3.10 Murder, She Wrote 4.10 Barbara 4.45 Duty Free 5.15 Man About The House 5.50 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 The Casebook Of Sherlock Holmes 9.00 Wycliffe 10.00 Marchlands 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.05am Monk 1.00 Murder, She Wrote

2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 Desperate Housewives 4.00 Ugly Betty 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 FILM: Marley And Me (2008) 10.20 FILM: Predator 2 (1990) 12.35am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

11.30am FILM: The Anderson Tapes (1971) 1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Relocation, Relocation 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 FILM: The Godfather Part II (1974) 11.40 Father Ted (x2) 12.45am Embarrassing Bodies 1.45 Come Dine With Me

11.00am Bullwhip (1958) 12.35pm The Man In The Iron Mask (1977) 2.40 Kim (1950) 4.50 The Seventh Voyage Of Sinbad (1958) 6.35 Iron Man (2008) 9.00 Another 48 Hrs (1990) 10.50 Harold And Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay (2008) 12.45am The Host (2006)

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saturday 3 Merlin BBC1, 8.15pm Everyone loves a man in a sparkly suit, even if it’s one that jangles when he goes for a stroll.

Yup, those fabulous knights led by that glorious King Arthur don’t need to pay any attention to dark judgements passed by three soothsayers. No, no, no. Um, maybe, yes. Arthur’s arrogance puts Camelot at risk. Again.

The X Factor ITV1, 8.20pm December may feel like a way off, with its final and big X Factor prize and prestige, but with voting only coming around once a week the ending is surprisingly nigh and games must be upped by all of the finalists. Tonight the voting lines are open from the beginning of the evening – not the end – so popularity really will count.

Horror Europa With Mark Gatiss BBC4, 10.50pm After the success of his last horror odyssey, Mark Gatiss returns with this chilling voyage through European horror cinema.

From the silent shivers of preWWI German Expressionism, to lesbian vampires of the 1970s, and on. A fabulous treat to straddle the Witching Hour.

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6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen 11.30 Football Focus 12.00pm BBC News 12.05 South East Today 12.10 Formula 1: The Abu Dhabi Grand Prix – Qualifying 2.15 Rugby League Autumn Internationals: England v France 4.30 Final Score 5.20 BBC News 5.30 South East Today 5.40 Pointless Celebrities

6.30 Strictly Come Dancing Sir Bruce Forsyth and Tess Daly present another evening of glitz and glamour as the 11 remaining couples hit the dance floor for a ballroom battle to stay in the competition.

Voting lines open at the end of the show. Once the judges’ scores have been added to viewer votes, the two lowest-scoring couples will perform again in the dreaded dance-off during Sunday night’s results show.

8.15 Merlin See highlights.

9.00 Casualty Dylan deals with a woman whose pregnancy is not all it seems, and teenager Angel is desperate to get some cash together to pay off her bullies.

9.50 The National Lottery Saturday Night Draws Myleene Klass presents the Saturday night draws, featuring a performance by classical group Amore.

10.00 BBC News 10.20 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker introduces highlights from the Premier League. Arsenal visit Old Trafford to face a Manchester United that now features Robin van Persie, who was a Gunners hero before making a big-money switch to United over the summer.

11.45 The Football League Show Highlights and analysis from the Football League.

12.25am FILM: Bigga Than Ben (2007) 1.45 Weatherview 1.50 News

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6.00 – 6.30am Children’s television 6.30 64 Zoo Lane 6.45 Rastamouse 7.00 Roar 7.30 Bear Behaving Badly 7.55 The Scooby-Doo Show 8.20 Dennis & Gnasher 8.30 Trapped: Ever After 9.00 Jedward’s Big Adventure 9.30 Sorry, I’ve Got No Head 10.00 The Ministry Of Curious Stuff 10.25 Deadly 60 Bites 10.35 Splatalot 11.00 Prank Patrol 11.30 Diddy Movies 11.45 MOTD Kickabout 12.00pm Nigellissima 12.30 Animal Park 1.15 FILM: Bitter Victory (1958) 2.55 FILM: The High And The Mighty (1954) 5.15 Escape To The Country 6.15 Flog It! Members of the public are invited to try to make money out of their antiques by taking a risk at auction.

7.15 Dambusters Declassified Martin Shaw takes a fresh look at one of the most famous war stories of them all. The actor, himself a pilot, takes to the skies to retrace the route of the 1943 raid by 617 Squadron which used bouncing bombs to destroy German dams.

8.15 Dad’s Army Classic wartime sitcom. Captain Mainwaring and the platoon help a widowed lady friend of Private Godfrey to gather in the harvest.

8.45 The Late Great Eric Sykes The great actor, writer and all ‘round talented comedy man.

9.45 QI XL Stephen Fry looks into things that start with the letter ‘J’.

With Jo Brand, John Sessions, Dara O Briain and Alan Davies.

10.30 Sykes Sitcom. Eric and Hattie are all ready to depart for their holiday in the West Country, leaving Miss Rumbelow looking after the house.

10.55 Arena: Sykes And A Day A profile of Eric Sykes, looking at his career as writer, performer and director.

12.05am FILM: Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel (2009) 1.25 FILM: Octane (2003) 2.50 This Is BBC TWO

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6.00 – 7.40am Children’s television 7.40 Rated A For Awesome 7.50 Horrid Henry 8.05 Horrid Henry 8.20 Horrid Henry 8.35 Shake It Up 9.00 My Phone Genie 9.25 ITV News 9.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 10.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 11.20 Dinner Date Australia 12.20pm ITV News & Weather 12.30 All Star Family Fortunes 1.15 Holiday Home Sweet Home 2.15 Holiday Home Sweet Home 3.15 FILM: Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back (1980) 5.35 Meridian News 5.50 ITV News & Weather 6.05 The Golden Rules Of TV Robert Webb presents all the do’s and don’ts of TV in a fun-filled, celebratory romp through the archives. Learn the importance of health and safety from the king of the Celebrity Jungle, Joe Swash. Get the inside track on how to make it big in showbiz from TV’s newest superstar, Pudsey, and find out the secrets of breakfast on the sofa with Eamonn Holmes and Fiona Phillips.

6.35 New You’ve Been Framed!

7.05 Take Me Out Fun dating show presented by Paddy McGuinness. The four single men looking for love tonight are Chris, a dancer from Bournemouth, Myko, a debonair vintage gentleman from London, Chiles, a karate-loving businessman from Shropshire, and Amar, a student from Worcester.

8.20 The X Factor See highlights.

10.05 The Jonathan Ross Show Jonathan’s guests include pop star Olly Murs and the glamorous Australian actress Melissa George. Music is provided by lounge maestro Richard Cheese, and a live performance from Tinie Tempah and Calvin Harris.

11.05 ITV News & Weather 11.20 FA Cup Highlights Matt Smith presents action from today’s first-round ties.

12.35am The Store 2.35 Ladette To Lady 3.20 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 News

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Nathan 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 Volkswagen Racing Cup 7.05 Beach Volleyball 8.00 The Morning Line 9.00 4Music Video Honours: Best Video Nominees 9.30 Ne-Yo: London Live 10.00 Made In Chelsea 11.05 Suburgatory 11.35 The Big Bang Theory 12.05pm The Big Bang Theory 12.35 The Simpsons 1.10 The Simpsons 1.40 BT And Channel 4 Present...

1.45 Channel 4 Racing 3.55 Come Dine With Me Down Under 4.25 Come Dine With Me Down Under (x3) 6.00 Come Dine With Me Down Under Australian version of the cookery-based reality show. The group are up for a big final night and arrive keen to see what competitive Lachlan Hosking can come up with.

6.25 Channel 4 News 6.55 4thought.tv 7.00 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces Architect George Clarke shows how to create a property to escape to in small and affordable places. This time he meets Tim Sands, who has spent his life savings on a plot of land in the Lake District.

8.00 Grand Designs It’s the 100th episode of Grand Designs, and to mark this momentous event – a truly momentous project. Leigh Osborne and Graham Voce want to convert and extend a landmark 150-year-old, 100-foot-high water tower right in the heart of central London.

9.00 FILM: Green Zone (2010) Starring Matt Damon, Brendan Gleeson, Jason Isaacs, Greg Kinnear and Amy Ryan. Action thriller about a US Army warrant officer tasked with hunting for weapons of mass destruction in post-war Baghdad.

11.15 FILM: What Happens In Vegas (2008) Starring Cameron Diaz, Ashton Kutcher, Queen Latifah.

Romantic comedy. Oh what larks!

Those wacky impulsive love birds.

1.05am FILM: Black Rain (1989) 3.10 Hollyoaks

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6.00 – 8.10am Children’s television 8.10 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.25 Angelina Ballerina 8.45 Rupert Bear 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.10 Toby’s Travelling Circus 9.25 Roary The Racing Car 9.40 Jelly Jamm 10.00 Power Rangers: Super Samurai 10.35 Batman: The Brave And The Bold 11.10 Highland Emergency 11.40 FILM: Last Of The Dogmen (1995) 1.55pm FILM: The Staircase Murders (2007) 3.35 FILM: Dangerous Attraction (2012) 5.15 FILM: Sea Wolves (1980) 7.35 5 News Weekend 7.40 FILM: Zulu Dawn (1979) Starring Burt Lancaster, Peter O’Toole, Simon Ward, John Mills, Nigel Davenport, Michael Jayston, Denholm Elliott, Bob Hoskins, Ronald Lacey, Peter Vaughan, Phil Daniels and Simon Sabela. Prequel to the historical epic Zulu, showing the build-up to the British invasion of Zululand as the colonial authorities took the Zulu’s defiant stance on tribal customs as a declaration of war.

10.00 CSI: Miami US crime drama.

The team links a dead body found buried on the beach to old nemesis Esteban Navarro. Closer investigation of the crime scene threatens to uncover a wealth of other shocking Navarro family secrets.

11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Forensic drama. When the CSIs are brought in to investigate the murder of a high-stakes blackjack player, suspicion immediately turns to the blonde he spent the night with after his big win.

11.55 Inside Hollywood Get your daily fix of the latest film and TV news from the USA. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.55 House Doctor 4.20 Divine Designs 4.45 Rough Guide To Journeys 5.05 Hana’s Helpline 5.15 The Milkshake! Show 5.35 Thomas & Friends 5.50 Roary The Racing Car

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Live World Golf Championship 8.00 Sporting Greats 8.30 Sporting Greats 9.00 Sporting Greats 9.30 Ringside 10.30 Sporting Greats 11.00 World Golf Championship 1.00pm Sporting Greats 1.30 LIVE Masters Tennis 3.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly 4.00 Ringside 5.00 LIVE Premiership Rugby 7.30 Sporting Greats 8.00 LIVE Prizefighter 11.00 Sporting Greats 11.30 Premiership Rugby 1.00am Spanish Football 2.30 Sporting Greats 3.00 LIVE World Golf Championship

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Barclays Premier League Preview 7.00 Football: Championship 8.00 Barclays Premier League Preview 8.30 Champions League Weekly 9.00 Fantasy Football Club 10.00 Soccer AM 12.00pm LIVE Ford Football Special 3.15 Sky Sports Classics 3.30 America’s Cup Discovered 4.00 NFL – Total Access 5.00 Live: Championship 7.55 Champions League Weekly 8.25 Football First: Game Of The Day 10.15 Football First: Match Choice 11.45 Football First: Match Choice 1.15am Football First: Match Choice 2.45 Football First: Match Choice 4.15 Spanish Football 5.45 Sky Sports Classics

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Sports Unlimited 7.00 Elite League Ice Hockey 8.00 Tight Lines 9.00 Max Power 10.00 WWE: Smackdown 12.00pm WWE: The Bottom Line 1.00 Ringside 2.00 Max Power 3.00 Trans World Sport 4.00 Live Masters Tennis 6.00 Max Power 7.00 NFL – Total Access 8.00 World Golf Championship 10.00 WWE: Late Night Superstars 11.00 WWE NXT 12.00am WWE: Late Night Smackdown 2.00 WWE: Late Night Bottom Line 3.00 NFL – Total Access 4.00 Champions League Weekly 4.30 Trans World Sport 5.30 Champions League Weekly Victoria Nangle

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12.00pm Terra Nova 1.00 WWE: Smackdown 3.00 Modern Family (x5) 6.00 Glee 7.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 9.00 FILM: Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004) 10.50 Road Wars 11.50 A League Of Their Own 12.20am Brit Cops: Frontline Crime UK 1.20 Road Wars 2.20 Brit Cops: Law And Disorder

7.00pm Pop’s Greatest Dance Crazes 8.00 Top Gear 9.00 Live At The Apollo 9.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 10.00 MOBOs Live 2012 12.00am Family Guy (x2) 12.45am American Dad! (x2) 1.30 Unzipped 2.15 Cuckoo 2.45 Gay To Straight: Stacey Dooley In The USA 3.45 People Just Do Nothing

7.00pm Human Planet 8.00 Horizon: The Core 9.00 Inspector Montalbano 10.50 Horror Europa With Mark Gatiss. See highlights.

12.20am How The Devil Got His Horns: A Diabolical Tale 1.20 Top Of The Pops: 1977 1.50 Horizon: The Core 2.50 Human Planet

12.05pm Girlfri3nds 1.05 Holiday Airport: Orlando 2.05 The X Factor USA 4.00 The X Factor USA 5.55 FILM: Nanny McPhee (2005) 7.50 FILM: E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial (1982) 10.05 The Xtra Factor 11.05 Take Me Out: The Gossip 11.50 Celebrity Juice 12.35am The X Factor 2.10 The Xtra Factor

6.00am Agatha Christie’s Partners In Crime 6.55 Murder, She Wrote: The Celtic Riddle 8.45 The House Of Eliott (x2) 11.05 Murder, She Wrote (x8) 7.00pm Rosemary And Thyme 8.00 Foyle’s War 10.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 12.10am FILM: Bloody Sunday (2002) 2.00 ITV Nightscreen

2.05pm Suburgatory 2.35 Desperate Housewives 3.30 Made In Chelsea 4.30 Baggage 5.35 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.35 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 8.00 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 9.00 Big Fat Quiz Of The 90s 10.40 FILM: Underworld: Evolution (2006) 12.45am The Big Bang Theory 1.15 The Work Experience

8.55am Time Team (x4) 1.20pm FILM: The Prince And The Pauper (1977) 3.40 Location, Location, Location (x5) 9.00 The Girl Who Became Three Boys 10.00 FILM: The Godfather Part II(1974) 1.55am The Killing 2.55 The Girl Who Became Three Boys 4.00 Close

11.00am The 39 Steps (1959) 1.00pm Cocoon: The Return (1988) 3.15 Robots (2005) 5.00 New In Town (2009) 6.50 The Devil Wears Prada (2006) 9.00 Sex And The City (2008) 11.45 Beast Stalker (2008) 2.00am The Descent (2005) 4.00 Close

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Relive Brighton Pride as we bring you all the places and faces that made the 2012 festival and parade a success!

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sunday 4 Strictly Come Dancing: The Results BBC1, 7.20pm Drama and deep dips galore here as the judges’ scores combine with the public vote to announce the two couples with the lowest scores and the dreaded dance off. Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman are on hosting duties and the judges on top bickering form.

Homeland Channel 4, 9pm OMG! Did you SEE the end of the last episode? So, Brody’s in captivity again, only this time it’s on American soil and it’s the US government that want him to betray his recently exposed allegiances. There’s a turnaround, and so early in the new series.

Thing is, Jessica wants to know where hubbie is.

Misfits E4, 10pm Superhero ASBO kids on the block are becoming ten a penny, with our original five lost little souped up soldiers nearly all replaced. Good thing Curtis stuck around to show them all what’s what. New chap Finn especially might need a helping hand as it turns out he’s not as innocent as he looks. Who is, these days?

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6.00am Breakfast 7.35 Match Of The Day 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 Sunday Morning Live 11.00 Sunday Politics 12.10pm Formula 1: The Abu Dhabi Grand Prix 3.30 Nature’s Miracle Babies 4.30 Points Of View 4.45 Songs Of Praise 5.20 Nigel Slater’s Dish Of The Day 5.50 BBC News

6.10 South East Today 6.20 Countryfile Countryfile goes down to the woods in West Sussex.

Ellie Harrison spends the day with expert woodsman Ben Law, and looks back at some memorable moments from past programmes exploring our forests, ancient and modern.

7.20 Strictly Come Dancing: The Results See highlights.

8.00 Antiques Roadshow Fiona Bruce and the experts arrive on the north Yorkshire coast at Scarborough for another day with family treasures.

9.00 Andrew Marr’s History Of The World Documentary series charting the story of human civilisation. In this episode, Andrew Marr tells how Britain’s Industrial Revolution created the modern world.

10.00 BBC News 10.15 South East Today 10.25 Match Of The Day 2 Colin Murray presents highlights from the day’s two Premier League matches, along with a chance to catch up with the goals from Saturday’s top-flight games.

11.25 The Graham Norton Show The award-winning host continues his unique chat show.

12.10am The Sky At Night 12.30 Weatherview 12.35 Sign Zone: The Choir: Sing While You Work 1.35 Holby City 2.35 The Paradise 3.35 Servants: The True Story Of Life Below Stairs 4.35 BBC News

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6.00am Zigby 6.10 Finley The Fire Engine 6.20 Little Robots 6.30 64 Zoo Lane 6.45 Rastamouse 7.00 Roar 7.30 Deadly Art 7.45 Copycats 8.15 Paradise Cafe 8.40 Wingin’ It 9.00 12 Again 9.30 Gastronuts 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.30 The Great British Bake Off Masterclass 12.35pm Escape To The Country 1.35 FILM: Flower Drum Song (1961) 3.40 Flog It! 4.25 FILM: The Tuxedo (2002) 6.00 Fawlty Towers Classic sitcoml.

Basil is terrified when he hears some hotel inspectors are in town.

6.30 Indian Ocean With Simon Reeve This stage of Simon Reeve’s journey around the spectacular Indian Ocean takes him from Oman to the Maldives.

7.30 Obama: What Happened To Hope? With Andrew Marr In an hour long documentary for the awardwinning This World strand, Andrew Marr looks back at Barack Obama’s first term in office.

8.30 Space Dive Felix Baumgartner’s historic record-breaking jump.

10.00 Harry And Paul Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse are back with a new series of their sketch show.

10.30 Hebburn Sitcom. Hebburn lays out the red carpet for Sarah’s parents, Ben and Susan from York, who are visiting the Pearson home for the first time.

11.00 Never Mind The Buzzcocks R&B superstar Ne-Yo takes control of the pop quiz this week.

11.30 FILM: American Beauty (1999) Starring Kevin Spacey, Annette Bening, Thora Birch, Wes Bentley, Mena Suvari. Drama examining the American nuclear family as a telesales operative becomes disillusioned with his existence.

1.25am FILM: The Big Kahuna (1999) 2.50 BBC News 4.35 This Is BBC TWO

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6.00 – 7.05am Children’s television 7.05 Matt Hatter Chronicles 7.25 Almost Naked Animals 7.35 Almost Naked Animals 7.50 Almost Naked Animals 8.00 Phineas And Ferb 8.15 Phineas And Ferb 8.30 Big Time Rush 9.00 Good Luck Charlie 9.25 All Star Family Fortunes 10.10 The X Factor 11.50 ITV News & Weather 12.00pm FA Cup First Round: Braintree Town v Tranmere Rovers 3.00 You’ve Been Framed! 3.30 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.30 The Home Of Fabulous Cakes 5.30 Downton Abbey 6.30 Meridian News 6.45 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Surprise, Surprise Holly Willoughby presents more of the brand new series, bringing special treats to unsuspecting members of the public. On tonight’s show, a deserving sister is serenaded by TOWIE’s resident crooner Arg, a young football team’s dreams come true as they play a match at Wembley, and JLS spring a surprise on two of their biggest fans.

8.00 The X Factor Results Dermot O’Leary returns with the second of this weekend’s shows. Tension will be in the air as the results of the public vote are announced.

9.00 Downton Abbey There is excitement in the house and village as the annual cricket match approaches, and it brings out Robert’s competitive side. As Violet’s great niece Rose arrives, a trip to London reveals there is more to her than meets the eye. Thomas’s future is in Carson’s hands.

10.30 ITV News; Weather 10.45 FA Cup Highlights Further highlights of the weekend’s FA Cup first-round ties.

11.30 Rugby Highlights: Aviva Premiership All the highlights from this weekend’s round eight games.

12.25am The Store 2.30 Goldenballs 3.20 Motorsport UK 4.05 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

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6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Extreme Sailing 7.30 Ironman 2012 8.00 BT And Channel 4 Present...

8.05 Will And Grace 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.00pm The Big Bang Theory 12.30 The Big Bang Theory 12.55 The Simpsons 1.25 FILM: Never Been Kissed (1999) 3.30 Deal Or No Deal 4.30 Come Dine With Me 5.35 FILM: X-Men (2000) 7.25 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 How Britain Worked In this episode, Guy visits Llandudno to help improve the resort in time for the summer season, including restoration work on the town’s pier.

9.00 Homeland See highlights.

10.10 Friday Night Dinner Second series of the sitcom about a family who have made an art form of their eccentricities. Johnny is fretting over a break-up with his older girlfriend/boss, as Grandma and Dad attempt to offer their advice.

10.40 Derren Brown: Apocalypse Derren Brown unleashes his most audacious plan yet: to convince one person that the planet has been devastated by a catastrophic meteorite strike and that zombies now roam the land. In this concluding episode, our unwitting participant continues his adventure in a post-apocalyptic world.

11.40 FILM: Scary Movie 2 (2000) Starring Shawn Wayans, Tim Curry, James Woods, Anna Faris, Marlon Wayans, Regina Hall. Spoof horror sequel in which a group of students is lured into staying in a supposedly haunted house by a mad professor for the purposes of a school project.

1.10am American Football Live 4.45 Brief Encounters Of The Sporting Mind 4.50 Grudge Match 5.00 Countdown 5.45 Make Do And Mend

Channel Five

6.00 – 8.20am Children’s television 8.20 Mio Mao 8.25 Angelina Ballerina 8.45 Rupert Bear 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 Toby’s Travelling Circus 9.30 Roary The Racing Car 9.45 Jelly Jamm 10.00 Power Rangers: Super Samurai 10.35 ThunderCats 11.10 Looney Tunes 11.15 Looney Tunes 11.25 Eddie Stobart: Trucks And Trailers 12.25pm FILM: Stargate (1994) 2.40 FILM: Close Encounters Of The Third Kind (1977) 5.20 Looney Tunes 5.25 FILM: Cats And Dogs (2001) 7.15 5 News Weekend 7.20 FILM: Hancock (2008) Starring Will Smith, Jason Bateman, Charlize Theron, Jae Head, Eddie Marsan. Action comedy about a disillusioned superhero. After saving the life of a public relations expert, vigilante superhero Hancock accepts the man’s offer to help improve his image – by paying the price for the damage he has caused.

9.00 FILM: Bangkok Dangerous (2008) Starring Nicolas Cage, Shahkrit Yamnarm, Charlie Yeung, Panward Hemmanee, Nirattisai Kaljaruek. Thriller about a cold international contract killer who travels to Bangkok for his last assignments. As retirement approaches, he makes some sloppy errors, leaving traces of his identity.

He also gets emotionally involved with both the local tough, whom he has taken on as an apprentice, and a charming deaf girl who knows nothing of his secret life.

11.00 Hatfields & McCoys Starstudded drama series. The feud between the clans escalates after an altercation at a fair leads to spilt blood and the arrival of hired guns.

12.00am Bomber Boys: Revealed 1.00 SuperCasino 4.00 The FBI Files 4.45 Rough Guide To Bang For Your Buck 5.00 Hana’s Helpline 5.10 The Milkshake! Show 5.35 Thomas & Friends 5.45 Roary The Racing Car

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Live World Golf Championship 8.00 Sporting Greats 8.30 Sporting Greats 9.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 9.30 Sunday Supplement 11.00 Goals On Sunday 1.00pm LIVE Ford Super Sunday 3.30 LIVE Ford Super Sunday 6.30 LIVE Spanish Football 8.30 LIVE Spanish Football 10.30 Ford Football Special 12.00am Spanish Football 1.30 Ford Football Special 3.00 Spanish Football 4.30 Ford Football Special

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Football First: Match Choice 8.00 Fight Night International 9.30 Boxing: Prizefighter 12.30pm Road To Kona Ironman 1.00 Racemax 2.00 Live Masters Tennis 4.00 Road To Kona Ironman 4.30 NFL – Total Access 5.30 LIVE NFL 9.15 LIVE NFL 12.45am World Golf Championship 2.45 Sky Sports Classics

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Racemax 7.00 Champions League Weekly 7.30 This Week In WWE 8.00 WWE: Vintage Collection 9.00 WWE: Afterburn 10.00 Racemax 11.00 World Golf Championship 4.00pm Fight Night International 5.30 Boxing: Prizefighter 8.30 America’s Cup Discovered 9.00 World Golf Championship 11.00 Asian Amateur Golf Championship 11.30 This Week In WWE 12.00am WWE: Late Night Afterburn 1.00 WWE: Vintage Collection 2.00 Watersports World

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10.00am WWE: Superstars 11.00 WWE: Experience 12.00pm Glee (x3) 3.00 The Middle (x5) 5.30 The Simpsons (x2) 6.30 Raising Hope 7.00 The Glee Project 8.00 Arrow 9.00 Strike Back: Vengeance 10.00 Game Of Thrones 11.15 NCIS: LA (x2) 1.15am Brit Cops: Law And Disorder 2.10 Brit Cops: Frontline Crime UK

7.00pm Formula 1: The Abu Dhabi Grand Prix 8.00 Gavin & Stacey (x2) 9.00 Sun, Sex And Suspicious Parents 10.00 American Dad! (x2) 10.45 Family Guy (x2) 11.30 Cuckoo 12.00am Unsafe Sex In The City 1.00 Sun, Sex And Suspicious Parents 1.55 Russell Howard’s Good News 2.25 Gavin & Stacey (x2) 3.25 Cuckoo

7.00pm The Golden Age Of Canals 8.00 Michael Wood: The Story Of India 9.00 JFK’s Road To The White House: Primary 1960 9.55 FILM: The Devil’s Backbone (2001) 11.35 Michael Wood: The Story Of India 12.35am Weller At The BBC 1.35 BBC Four Session: Paul Weller 2.35 JFK’s Road To The White House: Primary 1960

11.20am I’m A Celebrity: Jungle Gold 12.20pm The X Factor 2.05 The Xtra Factor 3.05 FILM: The Polar Express (2004) 5.00 Take Me Out 6.15 Take Me Out: The Gossip 7.00 FILM: Evan Almighty (2007) 9.00 Xtra Factor Results 10.00 I’m A Celebrity: Best Trials Ever 11.00 Girlfri3nds 12.00am Winners And Losers

6.10am Murder, She Wrote 7.00 Lost For Words 8.30 Heartbeat (x2) 10.50 Foyle’s War 12.50pm Murder, She Wrote (x6) 7.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 FILM: Murder On The Orient Express (1974) 11.40 FILM: Stiff Upper Lips (1998) 1.30am Cracker 2.25 Murder, She Wrote 3.15 Nightscreen

1.25pm Listen 1.40 How I Met Your Mother 2.10 Ugly Betty 3.05 Charlie’s Angels 4.05 Made In Chelsea 5.05 New Girl 5.40 Suburgatory 6.05 The Big Bang Theory (x4) 8.00 FILM: Three Men And A Baby (1987) 10.00 Misfits. See highlight 11.00 The Work Experience 11.30 Made In Chelsea 12.30am 2 Broke Girls 1.00 New Girl

8.55am Time Team (x5) 2.20pm River Cottage Bites 2.35 Four In A Bed (x5) 5.15 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 Undercover Boss 9.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 10.00 Father Ted (x2) 11.05 Shameless USA 12.15am Undercover Boss 1.20 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am Dakota Incident (1956) 1.00pm Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991) 3.10 The Iron Giant (1999) 4.50 Love Happens (2009) 6.55 Fantastic Four (2005) 9.00 New Moon (2009) 11.35 Flags Of Our Fathers (2006) 2.10am Mean Creek (2004) 4.00 Close

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monday 5 Food Unwrapped Channel 4, 8.30pm In an almost complete replica of a BBC programme with Stefan Gates, food scientist Rachel Edwards Stuart finds out how cheese, sausages and crisps are smoked. We also meet a doctor at Reading University who has created an ice cream factory on campus and makes it with vegetables. Good use of time.

Obama: What happened To Hope? With Andrew Marr BBC2, 11.20pm With a dramatic show title Andrew Marr attempts to find out what happened to the outlandish expectations foisted on Obama’s shoulders after his inauguration.

He talks to key figures in the administration and reveals how a tumultuous first term replaced idealism with pragmatism.

Derren Brown: Apocalypse E4, 9pm The illusionist decides to trick an unsuspecting member of the public into thinking the world is about to be destroyed in a meteor storm. It’s not just for giggles, he wants to give the guy a new perspective on life to do all the things he wished he had. There’s probably a simpler but less entertaining way of doing this.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Remembrance Week 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Robbed, Raided, Reunited 11.30 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Nick Nickleby 3.00 BBC News 3.05 Trade Your Way To The USA 3.35 Lockie Leonard 4.00 Prank Patrol Down Under 4.25 Leon 4.30 Junior MasterChef 4.55 Shaun The Sheep Championsheeps 5.00 Newsround 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show Matt Baker and Alex Jones present the stories.

7.30 Inside Out Has a decade of PCSOs been a success? Plus Kent fishermen battle on fishing quotas and Natalie Graham traces the ancestry of a Sussex town.

8.00 EastEnders Masood, AJ and Tamwar give Bonfire Night a bit of sparkle, but there is one firework that none of them were expecting.

8.30 Gambling Nation – Panorama Even in a recession the gambling industry still makes a £5.6 billion profit. With casino gambling now available day or night at the touch of a button, Panorama explores its popularity and reveals a darker side.

9.00 Richard Hammond’s Miracles Of Nature Hammond reveals secret animal abilities from the natural world, and discovers how some animals have inspired unlikely human inventions at the frontiers of science.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Have I Got A Bit More News For You Extended version of the popular news quiz.

11.20 The MOBO Awards 2012: Highlights MOBOs Highlights 2012.

12.50am Weatherview 12.55 Sign Zone: Watchdog 1.55 Wartime Farm 2.55 Lorraine’s Fast, Fresh & Easy Food 3.25 BBC News

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6.00am Children’s television 7.40 Eliot Kid 7.55 Newsround 8.00 What’s New Scooby-Doo? 8.25 Mister Maker Comes To Town 8.45 I Can Cook With You 9.00 ZingZillas 9.15 Baby Jake 9.25 Dipdap 9.30 Wibbly Pig 9.40 The Koala Brothers 9.50 Get Squiggling 10.05 Big Barn Farm 10.20 Charlie And Lola 10.30 3rd And Bird 10.40 Waybuloo 11.00 In The Night Garden 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The Weakest Link 1.45 Tennis: ATP World Tour Finals Live 5.15 Antiques Road Trip 6.00 Eggheads Dermot Murnaghan hosts the quiz show.

6.30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two Zoe Ball presents backstage gossip and behind-thescenes action from the weekend, and chats to the latest eliminated couple.

7.00 Great British Food Revival Ten of the BBC’s best-known chefs attempt to popularise traditional British produce. Each chef champions a produce that is close to their heart but is in danger of being lost forever.

8.00 University Challenge Jeremy Paxman asks the questions in the first of the two highest scoring losers play-off matches.

8.30 Masterchef: The Professionals Chef Michel Roux Jnr and vegetable expert Gregg Wallace hunt for a young chef to make it to the top of the culinary world.

9.00 Churchill’s Desert War: The Road To El Alamein Jonathan Dimbleby reveals the crucial details of the sometimes forgotten African campaign and how it signaled the ‘end of the beginning’ of WWII 10.30 Newsnight Investigations of the stories behind the headlines.

11.20 Obama: What Happened To Hope? With Andrew Marr See highlights.

12.20am BBC News 3.30 This Is BBC Two 4.00 Gang Life: Ceejay’s Story 4.10 Gang Life: Segun’s Story 4.35 Seeking Refuge 5.00True Stories

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6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 4.00 The Dales 4.30 Cornwall With Caroline Quentin 5.00 The Chase

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News: Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Moira confronts Cain about Chas, and gets more than she bargained for.

7.30 Coronation Street 8.00 Little England Documentary series that follows some of the thousands of Brits who have upped sticks and moved to the Dordogne region in the south west of France.

8.30 Coronation Street 9.00 Monroe Nick’s stag party is halted when a fatal traffic accident results in the whole team being called in to the hospital, where things are stretched to breaking point.

10.00 ITV News At Ten: Weather 10.35 The Agenda Weekly talk show in which Tom Bradby, ITV News’s Political Editor, is joined by big names from the worlds of politics, news and entertainment to take a fresh look at the week ahead.

11.05 FILM: The American President (1995) Charming comedy about a widowed president who attempts to juggle his romantic life with his political commitments. In case you hadn’t had enough of US presidents already. Starring Michael Douglas, Annette Bening, Martin Sheen and Michael J Fox. 1.05am Jackpot247 3.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 4.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 5.30 ITV Morning News

Channel 4

6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Freshly Squeezed 7.30 According To Jim 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss Australia 11.00 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Celebrity Come Dine With Me (x2) 1.05 Celebrity Come Dine With Me Extra Portions (x2) 2.05 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons The Simpsons take in a depressed fugitive singer.

6.30 Hollyoaks The village is reeling with excitement from the unexpected arrival of a familiar figure.

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Nuclear War Games: Channel 4 Dispatches On the eve of the US election, Dispatches explores the possibility of an Israeli attack on Iran and how this could have dire repercussions on global stability, plus goes inside a country with the permanent threat of war.

8.30 Food Unwrapped See highlights.

9.00 999: What’s Your Emergency?

The fire brigade are called to a string of non-existent fires, costing thousands of pounds and diverting emergency crews. But when he’s eventually caught, the hoaxer can’t offer an explanation for his actions.

10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Topical panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr.

10.50 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Alan Carr chats to all four X Factor judges. Plus music from Paloma Faith.

11.50 Random Acts 11.55 Shameless Jamie must act swiftly to lay down the law and protect his family from gang threats.

12.55am The Good Wife (x2) 2.20 FILM: Surviving Life (2011) 4.10 Supernanny US 4.50 Deal Or No Deal 5.45 Make Do And Mend

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6.00am Children’s television 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Make Way For Noddy 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Roary The Racing Car 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 8.55 Mio Mao 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Shark 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Law And Order 1.10 Looney Tunes 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 CSI: NY 3.15 FILM: McBride: Murder Past Midnight (2005) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Ford Football Special 10.30 Spanish Football 12.00pm LIVE Tennis 4.00 Ford Football Special 5.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 6.30 Netbusters 7.00 LIVE Ford Monday Night Football 11.00 Netbusters 11.30 SPL RoundUp 12.00am Soccer AM: The Best Bits 1.00 Ford Monday Night Football 3.30 Watersports World 4.30 Max Power 5.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial

6.00 Home And Away Having jumped to the wrong conclusion about Roo, Harvey seeks solace in the city with Mel, who is more than happy to oblige.

6.30 5 News 7.00 Cowboy Builders Dom and Melinda investigate the work of a septuagenarian builder who has over half a century of experience in the building trade.

8.00 The All New Gadget Show Presenters Jason Bradbury and Pollyanna Woodward test the latest quadbikes, torch batteries, in-ear headphones and iPad apps.

They also send three tiny HD action cameras up in a weather balloon to film the stratosphere in temperatures of minus 40 degrees.

9.00 FILM: Revolver (2005) A terminally ill con man is released after doing seven years for a crime he did not commit. He thrashes the gangster who framed him in a highstakes game of poker, but then finds he’s on borrowed time. Starring Jason Statham and Ray Liotta.

11.20 FILM: Lock Up (1989) Raw prison drama about an inmate’s violent conflict with a sadistic warden. Starring Sylvester Stallone, Donald Sutherland and Tom Sizemore.

1.30am SuperCasino 3.55 Great Artists 4.20 House Doctor 4.45 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 5.10 Nick’s Quest (x2)

6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Thrillseekers 7.00 WWE: The Bottom Line 8.00 World Golf Championship 10.00 Asian Amateur Golf Championship 10.30 Masters Tennis 12.00pm Scottish Premier League 12.30 Ford Football Special 2.00 Spanish Football 3.30 Scottish Premier League 4.00 Premiership Rugby 5.30 Champions League Weekly 6.00 LIVE Tennis 10.00 NASCAR Sprint Cup Series 11.00 Thinking Tackle 12.00am Road To Kona Ironman 12.30 Great Run Series 1.00 NASCAR Sprint Cup Series 2.00 World Golf Championship 3.00 PGA Tour Classic 4.00 Trilby Tour Golf 5.00 Close

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Sky Sports 3 11.00am Racing News 11.30 Aerobics: Oz Style 12.00pm Thrillseekers 12.30 Boxing: Prizefighter 3.30 Fight Night International 5.00 WWE: Raw 7.00 Spruce Meadows 8.00 NFL 10.00 WWE: The Bottom Line 11.00 WWE: Late Night Afterburn 12.00am WWE NXT 1.00 WWE: Late Night Raw 4.15 Close

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10.00am NCIS: LA (x2) 12.00pm Stargate SG-1 (x2) 2.00 Dog The Bounty Hunter(x2) 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 Raising Hope 5.30 Futurama(x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Arrow 9.00 A League Of Their Own 10.00 Game Of Thrones 11.20 Fringe 12.20am Road Wars 1.15 Brit Cops: Frontline Crime UK

7.00pm Don’t Tell The Bride 8.00 Junior Doctors: Your Life In Their Hands 9.00 Border Wars: Stacey Dooley In The USA 10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am Border Wars: Stacey Dooley In The USA 1.30 Sun, Sex And Suspicious Parents

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Timothy Spall: Back At Sea 8.00 Nature’s Microworlds 8.30 Only Connect 9.00 Nigel Slater: Life Is Sweets 10.00 Toast 11.30 The Late Show 12.10am Too Much, Too Young: Children Of The Middle Ages 1.10 Timothy Spall: Back At Sea 1.40 Nature’s Microworlds

12.30pm Coronation Street (x2) 1.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.40 The Real Housewives Of New York City (x2) 5.30 Judge Judy 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 The X Factor Results 8.00 The Xtra Factor Results 9.00 The Vampire Diaries 10.00 Switch 11.00 Girlfri3nds 12.05am FILM: Hannibal (2001)

3.15pm Murder, She Wrote 4.15 Barbara 4.50 Duty Free 5.20 Man About The House 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes 9.00 Martina Cole’s Lady Killers 10.00 Scott & Bailey 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.05am The Return Of Sherlock Holmes 1.10 Numb3rs

4.00pm Ugly Betty 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 New Girl 8.30 Suburgatory 9.00 Derren Brown: Apocalypse 10.00 Made In Chelsea 11.05 The Work Experience 11.40 Fresh Meat 12.30am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

11.45am FILM: They Rode West (1954) 1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.40 Relocation, Relocation 4.45 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.50 Simply Italian 6.20 Come Dine With Me 7.30 Hugh’s 3 Good Things 8.00 Grand Designs (x2) 10.00 Big Fat Gypsy Weddings 11.05 Embarrassing Bodies 12.10am Come Dine

11.00am The Desperadoes (1943) 12.45pm Blossoms In The Dust (1941) 2.45 Guns At Batasi (1964) 4.50 The Man In The Iron Mask (1977) 6.55 The Wedding Planner (2001) 9.00 The Illusionist (2006) 11.10 Tiny Furniture (2010) 1.05am Letters From Iwo Jima (2006) 3.55 Close

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Shakedown Festival special featuring Dizzee Rascal, Katie B and Professor Green. Brighton, are you ******* ready?

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