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NEWS & COMMENT 04 Latest People Kemp Town Carnival, University of Sussex and Peter James’ book launch 06 Latest Brighton & Hove News & Jobs Frank le Duc speaks to Paralympian Sophia Warner 07 Marina Life The Fair Trade Festival comes to the Marina 14 Snap Shots Dandy Dick stars Patricia Hodge and Nicholas Le Provost 14 Competitions Curb Your Enthusiasm and Entourage box sets 15 Celeb City Peter Andre percolating Brighton, Jazz Lintott in celluloid, and Kayvan Novak about town 16 Bare Cheek Diamond geezers! A reflection on the Jubilee 16 Mad Matt Matt considers Cleopatra’s ass 17 City Speak Ruby’s tortoises are on the move again, Tasha has a bite of the Big Apple, and Will catches up with an old friend

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L7 INTERVIEW 18 Claire Sweeney on her role in Educating Rita, coming to the Theatre Royal Brighton

LIFESTYLE 13 Laser eye surgery Q&A All the details from Eyesite Brighton 19 On the cover: Brighton Museum A special new gallery of World Stories opens up 21 Summer In The City Fill up your summer with days out and kids’ clubs 23 Health & Beauty Find the right exercise for you at Take Part 24 Andrew Kay’s Food & Drink; Hotlist Sussex Food And Drink Awards

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This week Festival! 18 Gran Finale or Best Of Brighton Festival and Brighton Fringe with an Award Winners Special sponsored by Parsons Son and Basley. Presented as usual by Lynn Ruth Miller with a little help from yours truly, Bill Smith, and I very much enjoyed interviewing all the winners...and Guy Lloyd! Fringe director Julian Caddy does his favourite sexy microphone trick, Nicky Haydn swears undying love for him without any swear words – breaking the habit of an awards lifetime. Berkoff’s East advertised as the show with the most swear words ever, proved to be an effing-fantastic winning Best Theatre Show and I enjoyed interviewing Wayne and Andy – who played the female lead in East – doing his/her favourite girlie line from the play. I have to say there were more glamorous women to put in front of our cameras and Cara Fraser from Cock and Tail Inn 2, Victoria Nangle and Zara Baker from The Latest, Melita Dennett from the BBC, and Meesh Lediert from If I Ruled The World would all have been really at home on the red carpet if only we’d had one. Brian Mitchell and Charlie Allen had fun with my questions and James Turnbull won the outstanding contribution award. His venue, The Warren, put on 90 shows and he still looks fresher on camera than me. Awards shows are normally boring, but this isn’t. And that’s down to film editors Val Aviv and Will Ranieri as well as presenter Lynn Ruth and Mr Cool organiser Jeff Hemmings plus unpretentiousness. Is that a word? Sounds a bit pretentious. Cut!

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Peter James’ book launch, design students’ degree show at The Amex and Kemp Town Carnival

Murder mystery Peter James’ new novel, Not Dead Yet, launched at the Grand Hotel on Thursday 7 June. It represents the eighth in the successful Roy Grace series, with most of the new novel takes place around the Grand Hotel and the Royal Pavilion. In attendance were many local celebrities such as, Bill Randall, the Mayor of Brighton & Hove, and Chief Superintendent Graham Bartlett, with many members of the Sussex Police, who help Peter every year build the characters for his novels. Peter entertained his audience with some great stories, icluding one about a stunt he wanted to perform at the launch involving a big chandelier falling on the audience to turn the evening into a real murder event. He also thanked his own real-life stalker for inspiring his new book. Words & photos: Diana Frangi

Tomorrow’s world Lifesaving and life-enhancing designs by University of Sussex final year students went on display in the Product Design Degree Show at the Amex Stadium. Visiting Year 10 school pupils from the Brighton Aldridge Community Academy found out first-hand about studying design at University and got to meet the student designers. The four day exhibition was free and open to the public as visitors viewed prototypes and designs as well as talked to the creators. Course leader Diane SimpsonLittle said: “The products and services that this year’s graduates displayed encompass outstanding competence in research, critical analysis, design engineering and brand development. Our show gives an opportunity to see, not only the talent of our students, but also the work of tomorrow’s designers.” Photos courtesy of the University of Sussex.

Cllr Carol Theobald, Mayor of B&H Bill Randall

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from Sussex Police: Robin Wood, Tony Omotoso, Teresa Tuffee, Anne-Marie Uppertow, Ian Uppertow.

Tony Mulliken ( Peter's PR) Andrea Riley (WHSmith), Jon Turner (WHSmith)

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Kemp Town Carnival 2012 One of Brighton's largest free community street festivals; The Kemp Town Carnival took place on Saturday 9 June, showcasing a diverse range of art and entertainment from some of Brighton's finest musicians, including the mighty Kalakuta Millionaires, jump jive action from the Fat 45, and the Legendary John Crampton. The Carnival proved fantastic fun for all ages with live street performance, dance troupes and Samba bands, community games, market stalls, great food and drink, the grand Custard Pie Fight, community choirs, break dancing, live street art, Tugâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;War, fantastic Children's entertainment, magicians, workshops and fairground rides. Words & photos: Patrick Kneath

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ABOUT FUTURE OF LEWES ROAD

More than 4,000 people have taken part in a survey regarding proposed changes to Lewes Road. Around 30,000 people were asked for their views about proposals to create dedicated bus and cycle lanes between the Vogue Gyratory and Falmer. Cars would have a single lane instead of a dual carriageway. After 25 accidents from 2009 to 2011, the changes were suggested earlier this year. In April Brighton & Hove Council asked the public to comment on the ideas. The council also asked about proposals to make other safety measures such as traffic lights triggered by cyclists. The council plans to report to its transport committee on Tuesday 2 October. If these are broadly in favour and councillors agree, a draft traffic order will be published, giving people an opportunity to object. Work could start at the end of the year. Councillor Ian Davey, the transport committee chairman, said: “It’s a good response and we want to thank everyone who took part. Their views will be given careful consideration. Hopefully people support the aims of making the road safer for everyone and providing more sustainable travel options, whether people travel by car, bus, bike or on foot.”

■ RADIO STATION BOSS TAKES OVER AS CHILDREN’S CHARITY CHIEF Juice FM managing director Ryan Heal will be new chief executive of children’s charity Rockinghorse. Mr Heal takes up the post in September after Claire RossBaker left to join the Fire Fighters Charity as director of fundraising and communications. He will remain a board member at Juice. Mr Heal, 35, said: “At the charity’s annual ball last year, my wife and I contributed towards a 3D pain distraction unit and ironically, within four weeks, my son was using the equipment. My son’s recent stay in hospital was the instigator becoming more involved.” His four-year-old son was diagnosed with a rare blood condition in November. Since then he has been admitted to the Royal Alexandra Children’s Hospital more than ten times. Mr Heal added: “Without the amazing work of Rockinghorse, the treatment he received while in hospital and the equipment he was able to engage with, John’s time at the Alex would have been much more traumatic.” Last December Mr Heal was presented with the Outstanding Brightonian award at the Sussex Business Awards for his philanthropic outlook.

■ DOZENS OPEN THEIR GARDENS TO BOOST THE SUSSEX BEACON The annual Garden Gadabout takes place over the coming two weekends with 65 gardens opening their gates to the public to raise money for the Sussex Beacon. Many of the open gardens will be selling lunches and teas as well as offering plants for sale. The seeds were sown almost 18 years ago when a small number of local gardens opened to raise funds for the Beacon, which runs a dedicated centre for people with HIV. The event has since blossomed into one of the largest open gardens schemes in Sussex. An variety of gardens and community spaces will be open from 11am to 5pm on Saturday 23 and Sunday 24 June and again the weekend after. Full details and a free colour brochure are available at www.sussexbeacon.org.uk.

Golden girl Record-breaking athlete Sophia Warner is ready to run at the Paralympics. Frank le Duc finds out why she loves the warm weather

ophia Warner has always been competitive and running gives her a special satisfaction. Not least as she recently broke two European records over 100m and 200m. But as someone who lives with cerebral palsy, she didn’t always finish first. She said: “I love it. It seems a silly thing to say when you’re very good at it. But when I was younger I was always getting thrashed by ablebodied people. Then, literally, I got spotted and someone asked me if I’d considered disabled sport. I didn’t even know any disabled people! “I went to Don Valley (athletics stadium) and there were all these disabled athletes with amazing bodies. It was highly competitive – which I am. And then I started to realise I was good. If I have to be disabled, I want to be the fastest there is.” And at the moment, she is. Sophia, 38, worked as marketing controller for Palmer & Harvey in Hove until last year. Since then she’s been training full time for the London 2012 Paralympics. Her events are the 100m and 200m, although she explained: “I’m classified as a T35 – the most disabled. It’s not as noticeable now but I’ve got [cerebral palsy] in both legs and one arm. When I meet people they say it’s really mild. It’s unrecognisable to what it was like when I was younger.” new record for the 200m Athletics has helped of 35.59 seconds. and her condition is Her intensive training better when the weather regime leaves little time is warmer. She said: “In for much else at the the cold, it just doesn’t moment. Marie Claire work. I train at Withdean magazine recently called sometimes but the her Super Mum. Sophia weather has really put a has a son and a daughter – dampener on our season. So I’ve “I make a point Lucca, 7, and Felix, 6. She said: been warm weather training in Spain and I spend a lot of time of using the term “I’m not Super Mum. I’m just a working mum. I’m an average on the indoor track (at ‘spastic’ but mum. My husband Haydn does Broadbridge Heath). Chandlers, of it.” in Portslade, lent me a Mini there’s still some most Sophia said that she will miss which made it easier getting taking her children to Take Part, there from Hove. People always embarrassment Brighton and Hove’s thank their sponsors but I’m international festival of sport, at genuinely grateful. about it” the weekend as she will be “I’m such an optimist. I’m competing at the European hoping the weather will suddenly Championships. “My family and I had a great time get better for the Games. I just need a warm day. last year. It is an ideal way to try out every I’ll sit in a hot room beforehand. I’ve got a form of sporting activity imaginable and not just for the cerebral palsy where I’m quite spastic whereas kids. In such a poignant year for sport, this event some people are quite flaccid. I make a point of is all about inclusion and giving every person in using the term ‘spastic’ but there’s still some the community an opportunity to find their sport embarrassment about it. It’s not used in such a or something that they enjoy,” she added. derogatory way these days. And I’ve got a good Sophia will also be missed by the many people sense of humour.” she charmed at the event in Preston Park last She joked about a report of a record-breaking year. Thousands are expected to attend the first 100m that she ran in 17.7 seconds. A local day of the festival which runs for two weeks and newspaper listed it as a 200m record. She said: includes three weekends, finishing with the Paddle “200m is my best event but that would make me Round the Pier. Her fans will be wishing her a faster than Usain Bolt!” In April she broke the warm day for a hot performance as she sprints 100m world record with a time of 16.44 seconds – after another medal on her way to London 2012. ■ at the K2 in Crawley – and last month she set a

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ALL THAT JAZZ

It’s been a busy year for ex-Brighton college student and actor/producer Jazz Lintott. The local star has left his place on BBC One’s The Real Hustle – where he spent his time tricking members of the public alongside glamorous celebrity assistants – to turn his hands to other ventures. Recently filming alongside stars such as Steven Berkoff (of whom he is a life long fan) and Peter Andre percolating Brighton, Jazz Lintott in Claude Van Damme in recent projects. His latest film, Money And Grime, celluloid, and Kayvan Novak about town combines his interest in the music scene with his acting and producing skills. He has also produced music videos for artists such as N-Dubz, Giggs and Toploader. Jazz’s new film looks at the birth of the UK grime scene and therefore is set to have a pretty hardcore soundtrack, combining both old-school hits with original material from the artists involved. With names such as Wretch 32, Tinie Tempah and Ashley Walter’s said cejacker and Fa nd hi be an The m to be involved it sounds as if our local lad has his hands autiful, if be e th – r ke Phonejac ndering full. Keep an eye out for Jazz in Money And Grime, as well wa k, va No an ur illusive, Kayv as all his exciting upcoming features – including a role e shops. The Fo r in La rth No e th stop fo alongside Samuel L. Jackson next year. was happy to

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PRETTY BOYS ALL IN A ROW

Okay, so in case you felt the one thing lacking from the Brighton landscape was our very own take on One Direction then worry no longer – South 4 are here! Brighton lad, Oli Evans, has joined forces with Shoreham local, Luke Newton, alongside two other Ken doll look-a-likes picked up at Brit school, to create a boyband which is presumably all about the music. The promo shots for their latest single – the provocatively named ‘Cougar Town’ – sees the boys naked, draped in a Union Jack flag; what more could a young girl want? Well perhaps Zayn Malik or Harry Styles – but we’re sure these guys will do for now. Good Luck to South 4, their debut single launches on Monday 2 July. In the mean time you can check them out at: www.facebook.com/south4music.

SWEET SMELL OF SUCCESS

The founder of (the delicious) Green and Blacks chocolate – acclaimed beauty journalist (author of the popular Beauty Bible) – Josephine Fairley, popped to Brighton recently to see what it had to offer. She scouted out the East Street oasis Aloka: Quality of Life Centre and then raved about their Pegasus perfumes in the National Geographic magazine. We’ve long been fans of the product here in the office so It’s great to see the brand, which is only available in Aloka, Brighton, doing so well. Make sure you stop by next time you’re in the Lanes and find a scent that works naturally with you.

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eter Andre is finalising plans to open his Brighton coffee shop which is rumoured to be opening near the clock tower later this year. The site is set to be much bigger than his original East Grinstead store. Peter has been a big fan of the city since moving to the area with ex-wife, and born and bred Brightonian, Katie Price. No doubt he’ll be visiting his favourite local haunts such as The Lanes Health and Beauty salon to make sure he’s looking perfect for the launch.

Early bird tickets sales for Brighton and Hove Pride end on Saturday 23 June – so to make sure you get your ticket to the biggest and best Pride yet – and to see Freemasons for just £8.50 (instead of full adult price of £12.50) log on to www.pridebrighton.org now. Student and under-18 tickets will remain at £8.50...you lucky kids.

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Bare cheek Brian Mitchell and Joseph Nixon’s thoroughly scurrilous Brighton column

DIAMOND GEEZERS!

trying to fit that big, fake, plastic diamond into that contraption that looked like something out of The Crystal Maze. Say what you like about Britain, but we do this sort of thing better than anyone. Roll on the Olympics! Emma Hutchins, Fishersgate Did someone actually bother writing Rob Brydon’s links for the Jubilee? Anne Spencer, Kemp Town What an inspired choice of Paul McCartney’s to finish his set with ‘Ob-La-Di’. It could only have been improved had Ringo come on to sing ‘Octopus’ Garden’. John Naughton, Hove

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I thought the A.B.of C.’s sermon on the virtues of public service and sacrificially performing one's civic duties was so refreshing. At last a clergyman who practises what he preaches! I wish him all the best in his surprise, early retirement.

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Our columnist solves your social behaviour problems in a trice

Charles Millford, Patcham

Dear Hetty, My wife and I have recently moved back to this country from Spain, to a very pleasant town in Sussex. My wife has suggested I join the local golf club as a way of meeting people and making friends. I haven’t played or been a member of a club for a good thirty years. Could you let me know what the correct etiquette is for joining these days? I don't want to bring shame on the family name. Robert Erwitt, Arundel

Gillian Bulstrode, Southwick Credit to the BBC for their excellent coverage of the Jubilee. I especially enjoyed the way they kept cutting away from some particularly colourful bit of pageantry to an indepth, behind-thescenes interview with, the bloke who empties the bins, or the CEO of

The whole 96 hours were a joy from start to finish, but the highlight for everyone must have been that moment, entirely befitting the dignity of her office, when Her Majesty fumbled about

Dear Robert, It’s simple; leave a skinned rabbit outside the clubhouse door for three days running for the club

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secretary to find. On the third day he will ask, “who keeps leaving these things here?” You will pop up from your hiding place and exclaim, “'Twas I, a poor believer”. The secretary will then grasp you by both shoulders and ask, “are you a good Englishman?” To which you must answer, “I am. I am a good Englishman”. Then you will be lead to a locked room, where you must fast for seven days and nights. On the eighth day you will be released and awarded your ceremonial slacks and bright Pringle jumper. Hetty X

Mad Matt Matt Whistler on his day as a donkey

omewhere between the two piers, a realisation hit. Grab the Clown of Death my two man boat, attach a hidden metal sheet to the bottom, wear a donkey outfit and get a hundred people dressed as Cleopatra to pull me whilst I (the donkey) graze on Astro turf grass in the boat. The Cleopatras grip the rope attached to the front of the boat and circumnavigate a roundabout at 5am, when there is no traffic around and then come to a grinding halt at the bottom of a hill when the lights go red. During this action I am still hurtling towards my boat, ‘Luggers’, and they all dive off to one side whilst I sail through on red. I am not entirely sure of the legality are of a grazing donkey in a two man boat, racing

through a red light. There might also be an issue with keeping the boat in a straight line and the donkey (me) rotating 360 degrees whilst speeding through a junction. I suppose it’s a statement on rotating donkeys and how donkeys just don’t get enough opportunity these days to rotate. The other issue of course is how do you bring the donkey to a grinding halt? Perhaps if I padded myself I could hurtle out of the boat, tumble and crash into a weird Yogic tangle and grind to a dishevelled standstill. It’s a huge pain in the arse not having a budget, guess I will just have to stick to modelling with plasticine.

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Life begins at 70 Ruby Grimshaw on the secret lives of tortoises

he escaping skills of my back was turned they obviously tortoises have increased and woke up and put Escape Plan No. given me a serious problem. 26 into action. When I arrived The curious thing is that no one home only two hours later Ernie can understand how they are was on his back on the first managing to climb over their fence terrace, little scaly legs waving in at the very top of my terraced back the air, while Mr T and Brian were garden, negotiate a steep flight of scratching at the back door. steps, pass through a barrier of So I have decided to rebuild their full water cans and heavy flower pen and buy palisades two feet pots, cross a terrace and complete high with extra supports. a further flight of steps to reach Unfortunately my handy man can’t my back door. All without flipping come until next week end so I am over onto their backs – well almost forced to keep the three Houdinis always. Their designe fault means on the cement yard at the back of that if they do lie my house. This on their backs for means cleaning up too long it can after them twice a “Ernie was on squash their lungs day. It is like and be fatal, having to muck out his back on the although my a small pony but tortoise Brian does first terrace, little the smell is much not specify exactly worse. Also it has scaly legs waving attracted a plague how long this is. I shall soon be of woodlice and a in the air...” tempted to find black carpet of out. (Joke, animal them forms every lovers!) morning and One afternoon I watched them evening. It is hard keeping to the for ages to see if I could see how Buddhist principle of not harming they were escaping. It was any sentient beings but I sweep probably a joint effort where one them all up carefully and deposit climbs onto the plastic netting them at the top of the garden. Yes, (which I had to add to make the I suspect they are walking straight palisade higher) which then back down again and collecting all flattens, and the other two nip over their friends on the way. him. This day they just played If my handy man does not come dumb and lay contentedly soon a one-way trip to Raystede sunbathing until I got bored and with all three tortoises is definitely went out shopping. The minute my on the cards.

Will Harris catches up with an old friend

y lunch date was Bryony Tomkins, a society journalist for one of the more caustic tabloids. Having known each other for years, Bryony and I shared a complex relationship, characterised by long periods of intense camaraderie followed by shorter periods when one of us refused to speak to the other over some perceived slight. It was a sort of emotional crop rotation, mutually acknowledged but never discussed; these ‘fallow’ periods, we both knew, were necessary for our friendship to continue to thrive. As I approached the table, Bryony regarded me through a copy of the Evening Standard. She appeared to have torn a small eyehole either side of the fold, giving the unsettling impression I was being simultaneously winked at by Didier Drogba and the Duchess of Cornwall’s bust. “Darling, before you say anything,” she said, “there is an explanation.” “Oh God, right. I was at a summer fete yesterday, for the children of the Gambia. Well, the idiot PR had said they were expecting an Ecclestone daughter. He thought it was going to be the one with the legs, which is usually a page five, but of course it turned out not to be either of them but...” Here Bryony dropped the name of a business tycoon whose marriage was on the rocks (rocks that had been carefully researched, verified by Bryony herself little over a month previously).

Teen spirit Tasha Dhanraj looks to broaden her horizons

etlag, my old friend. My of shoes. They’re comfy and so you physical reminder that only can walk in them forever if you yesterday I was in another wanted to, but sometimes you city, on another continent, wonder if maybe you should try somewhere else in this wonderful something else. world. Yep, just 24 hours ago I was I’ve done all the touristy things walking along New York’s Highline now and I’ve overcome all the Park and today I’m snuggled up in great challenges, like using the bed watching some programme subway and being able to ask for a where Kiefer Sutherland desperately “bottle of water” without being tries to pretend that he can play met with complete bafflement by someone other than Jack Bauer. the person serving me. One of the It was the fourth time I’ve been joys of going on holiday is the to New York and it was the third challenge of working things out time I’d been in the last year alone. and discovering your new I sometimes think surroundings. of Manhattan as I missed that my spiritual home, aspect of the Big or at least I would Apple this time. “There’s just if I believed in I’ve been spirits. In reality, talking about something about there’s just going to Berlin for the city that fills me over a year now, something about the city that fills but each time I’m with excitement” me with about to book it, excitement and I don’t because contentedness at I want to have the same time. If it enough money for weren’t for all the guns and dodgy my next trip to New York. Perhaps, right wing politics, I would move it’s time to say TTFN to NYC and there in an instant. ‘guten tag’ to Germany. It’s not Having said that, I have been about saying I’d never go back, but there an awful lot. When I’m there, maybe I should leave it for a while if I feel like having some pizza then so that I forget some of the things I know the best place. If I want I think I know and can return with a some ice cream, I know the best totally fresh perspective. I should place to get ice cream. If I want try somewhere new. After all, this some time to myself, then I know time next year I will be a student exactly where to go. New York is and then I’ll not even have enough starting to become like an old pair money to go anywhere.

What, she asked me, would I have done in that situation? This businessman, having clearly seen her name on the guestlist, was hovering by the garden’s only exit, one finger tapping the rim of his champagne in a disconcerting manner. In a fit of desperation, she had looked around and seized upon her only possible route of escape: a stall where children were having their faces painted with flags of the world. “You don’t mean...?” My mouth hung open as Bryony slowly lowered the newspaper. Covering her entire face – faint but unmistakeable, were the triple stripes of the German flag.

“I was being simultaneously winked at by Didier Drogba and the Duchess of Cornwall’s bust” “I’ve tried everything,” she said, hurriedly, “and it is coming off, but this stuff is like bloody creosote. I suppose it doesn’t matter if you slap it on the under-fives. They don’t have to sit through a morning meeting with their editor.” “But...” It took me some time to find the words. “Why the hell did you ask for Germany?” “I thought it would offer the best coverage. You know, because of the black. Please don’t be angry but that’s why I had to break our plans for the Jubilee. I couldn’t bear the looks I’d get. I mean, it’s not even in the Commonwealth.” follow me on twitter

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L7 INTERVIEW

THE SWEENEY Soap star, daytime TV presenter and West End Musical hit, Claire Sweeney now tackles her dream role. We talk to her as she plays Rita in Willy Russell’s Educating Rita at the Theatre Royal Brighton Is the title role in Educating Rita one that you had hoped to play? “Yes, from the time I was a teenager I dreamed of playing the part of Rita, so much so that it was my audition piece for drama school when I was 17.” As a real Liverpudlian does it make it easier for you to play Rita? “Absolutely, not having to worry about the accent or dialect means that I can just do it in my voice and focus on the truth of the character.” Are there any parallels in your own life to Rita’s life? “So many, I relate to Rita so much, our lives have so many similarities – the whole thing of being from a rough and ready background and wanting to improve life really struck a chord with me.” As an actress, how do you deal with the fact that the role is so strongly linked to another actress? “When people think of Rita they think of Julie Walters because of the film but actually the film and play are incredibly different, the play is a two hander for starters so the characters are much more intense. I hope once people see the play and my performance they will see a different Rita.” After a fairly conventional stage education, you spent many years starring in a major soap. After Brookside did you find it hard to be taken seriously as an actress? “The first thing I did after Brookside was Clocking Off, which was an award-winning drama. It was great for me, but to be honest I wasn’t looking for a serious drama or Shakespeare, I really wanted to do a big musical.” You have had huge success as a musical theatre star with both Chicago and Tell Me On A Sunday amongst others. Is it massively different playing a straight drama? “I find drama more physically exhausting in comparison to musical theatre. In a musical you have the swell of the orchestra to guide you but with a drama you can’t take your eye off the ball for a second. You have to have absolute focus and concentration all of the time and that’s very intense.”

In Chicago you played Roxie Hart, a role that demands not only a great voice but also some very demanding dancing too, did that come easy? “Dancing has never come easy to me. I find it takes a lot of hard work to be able to marry the dancing to the singing and acting but with perseverance and effort I manage to pull it off.” Tell Me On A Sunday is equally demanding vocally, how did you deal with holding the stage alone for that and with the music which is by no means easy?

“I relate to Rita so much, our lives have so many similarities”

“I had the same director for TMOAS as for Educating Rita, Tamara Harvey, and she is fantastic to work with which helps. To be honest I found TMOAS quite easy as it was within my comfort zone whereas Educating Rita is not.” When will we next see you in an all singing all dancing role again? “Christmas, I’ve got a lovely musical project coming up which I can’t say more about right now but I’m really looking forward to it. Educating Rita is very finely written, a balance of comedy and thoughtful drama.” Is it hard to maintain that poignancy and still get the laughs? “I think the trick is not to ever play it for the laughs. Some days you get them, some days you don’t, but if you play it with total honesty and be truthful to the character then you get it right.” What was the first Willy Russell play that you saw? “Breezeblock Park was the first play and Blood Brothers was the first musical. My mum used to bring me to see plays at the Liverpool Empire all the time growing up but those Willy Russell’s were the first and seeing those plays made me fall in love with theatre, so Willy Russell is the reason I wanted to have a career on the stage.” We sense you are a bit of a giggler? Is that true? “On stage, not at all. I’m not one of those actors who pulls the Saturday matinee pranks back stage. I play it straight to the end every time, you have to.” So how do you cope each night working opposite Matthew Kelly who has such an easy way of making people laugh? “On this show we are actually both incredibly serious as the show needs total and absolute concentration all the way through.” Where is your favorite place to play? “Liverpool of course, it’s my home and the Empire is where I discovered my love of theatre and Willy Russell.” How do you wind down after a performance? “A lovely glass of hot milk.” Educating Rita, Monday 16–Saturday 21 July Theatre Royal Brighton Box office 08448 717 650 www.atgtickets.com/brighton

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BRIGHTON MUSEUM

World Stories: Young Voices Brighton Museum is now displaying rare and fascinating pieces from around the world

very special new gallery will be opening at Brighton Museum on 23 June. This innovative reinterpretation of the Museum’s internationally important ethnographic collections have been displayed with the involvement of young people in Brighton from all backgrounds. World Stories, a gallery for the 21st century, presents an exciting experience for families and young adults, catering for different learning styles through contemporary displays and handson activities. It considers how culture, in all its forms, brings people together and connects yesterday to today. There are six principal displays; historic and contemporary Iranian artworks reveal the power of the written word; festive dress links Burmese people to their traditional roots; football is shown as a shared passion and vehicle for aspiration in Brighton and Mali; tools for hunting, together with newly created artworks, represent Arctic life; ancient burial items from Peru reflect life lived 500 years ago; and ceremonial sculpture and masks from Papua New Guinea connect the living and the dead. Children in Mali, making a football from recycled materials

In the section, ‘Iranian Identity Through Words And Art’, traditional artefacts are complemented by new works from contemporary Iranian artists, which are also part of a developing capsule collection establishing Brighton as a centre for contemporary, subversive art and design. Nader Davoodi is an award winning artist, photographer and photojournalist who captures the zeitgeist of contemporary Iran. Women are the main focus of his work, and the print purchased by Brighton Museum has never been exhibited in Iran, where an image of a woman without a head scarf cannot be seen on public display. Islamic tradition allows women to show only their faces in public. This portrait focuses on the face; the rest of the picture is hidden under a page of an old text from a torn book, which gives the work a sense of religion and tradition. The display, ‘Celebrating the Manau’, demonstrates how this festival, held on Kachin State Day, is an opportunity for the people of North Burma to celebrate their history and culture in

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difficult political times. Splendid ceremonial outfits worn on these occasions are on show, and also a spectacular, bejewelled dress made especially for Brighton Museum by designer San Bawk Ra who creates Kachin-style fashions with a wow-factor, for Burmese pop stars and celebrities. In complete contrast, ‘Football In Brighton And Bamako’, shows how football unites communities throughout the world, and is enjoyed by young people whatever their economic circumstances. Look out for the Brighton & Hove Albion football shirt made to celebrate the opening of the Amex Community Stadium and the shirt for Djoliba Athletic Club, one of the two biggest football teams in Mali. There’s even a Malian football made from recycled materials including charcoal, plastic bags and socks; and much more. Indigenous Arctic peoples have survived through understanding their environment, using resources sustainably, and adapting. Inuit elders have given personal responses to objects in Brighton’s collection, which elucidate the Arctic Worlds display. They also advised the Museum on the purchase of contemporary items, to bring the collection up to date. Early objects on display include a snow knife for building igloos, a bird sling net and narwhal tusk harpoon as well as a bow drill with hunting scenes. Contemporary arctic artists reflect both tradition and change. Timootie Pitsiulak is recognised for his figurative drawings, set at an angle in abstract space. His subject matter is modern: machinery used during sea lifts, boats stocked with supplies, and ATVs crammed with people, as seen in ‘Family of Eight’. Many of Jamesie Pitseolak’s sculptures are based on puns, such as ‘Toothbrush’ (2008), which is made from stone, caribou and plastic. ‘Objects for the Afterlife’ contains fascinating ancient burial items from early Peru, including armlets, which probably belonged to a young woman of high status, dating between 1200-1470. Be sure to listen to recorded, spoken responses to these Peruvian treasures performed by young people from the Whitehawk Art Group.

Model wearing new creation by San Bawk Ra

‘Making Malagan in Papua New Guinea’ demonstrates how ‘Malagan’ (dramatic wooden sculptures, representing ancestors and made by New Ireland carvers for centuries) are used to commemorate the dead, reminding clan members of their shared history. Malagan are paraded during big feasts, marking funerals and initiations, featuring song, dance and performance. The magnificent new acquisition, ‘Bolxuaam Big-Mouth Fish Sculpture’ (c.1993) by Michael Homerang shows a figure on a fish’s back, wearing a shell pendant representing the clan. It is carved from soft wood, decorated with sea snail shells and painted with natural pigments including lime, charcoal and earth ochres. World Stories is part of the 2012 Cultural Olympiad’s ‘Stories of The World’ project, visit www.brighton-hove-rpml.org.uk/museums.

‘Bolxuaam’, Big-Mouth Fish sculpture

‘Dream Indicator’ by Nader Davoodi

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SUMMER IN THE CITY

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SUMMER IN THE CITY

Summer in the city

People’s Day 2012 will take place on Saturday 14 July and will be held in Pavilion Gardens, New Road, Jubilee Street, Jubilee Square and Victoria Gardens. Here at Latest 7 we all have our own ideas of how best to make the most of summer in the city, whether it’s Shakespeare In The Park in Queen’s Park, paddling around the pier or picnicking on the beach. If you have busy lives and need to find organized activities for kids then take a look at Earwig Productions (youth performing arts) and Class of Their Own (after school clubs). If you want a great family night of music and entertainment then take a look at the Borde Hill Summer Nights Live concerts for which we have two great ticket competitions. In addition we have a great offer from Brighton’s newly refurbished Sea Life Centre. Whatever you choose to do be proud that you live in a city that many people are excited to simply be able to visit.

Making the most of Britain’s favourite holiday resort

gnore the inclement weather so far, summer is officially here and with it the need to pack those vacation days with fun and creative endeavour, not just for the kids but for the whole family. Brighton may be one of the UK’s premier resorts, but when you live here all year, the major attractions do not hold the

magic that they have for the summer trippers. That said, we all tend to ignore what is right on our doorstep so make the most of the excellent Brighton Museum, galleries and palaces which are amongst the finest in the UK. This summer the world will be looking at the UK because of

Olympics 2012. Here in Brighton and Hove, People’s Day will coincide with the presence in the city of the Olympic Torch relay and weekend of festivities. This is a community event which has been designed to increase understanding and to celebrate the diverse communities that make up Brighton and Hove.

Class Of Their Own Holiday Clubs Class Of Their Own provide high quality, affordable and secure holiday play provision for children aged 4–11 years. Since 2001 the company, run by sisters Sam Thomson and Tanya Petherick, have been providing local children with high quality, child-centred and affordable play opportunities designed to appeal to all children. Each child’s individual needs are catered for to ensure they are happy and have fun in a safe environment... whether your child is creative, sporty, social or playful, there is something to suit everyone! Each themed day zooms by and children will come home happy and tired with tales of fun activities, exciting adventures and new found friends. The enthusiastic team work on a staff ratio of one adult to eight children. Hand-picked for their committed, professional and fun attitude, the team assist with arts and crafts, lead group games, arrange sports, play games, do cooking, set up quiet areas or if the children prefer, they simply observe that the children are safe and having a good time. All clubs are Ofsted registered and are open every day of the summer holiday. With clubs in Brighton, Hove, Portslade, Shoreham and Rottingdean you are never far from a Class Of Their Own Holiday Club! More information and online booking can be found at www.classoftheirown.com

Earwig Productions Theatre Summer School Earwig Productions, one of the South East’s leading theatrical and film producers, is offering youngsters (aged 7–17) a unique opportunity of working alongside its talented and enthusiastic staff to learn essential theatre skills. In a packed week, participants work in small groups with a wide variety of practitioners – all professional performers and all CRB checked – to experience the thrills of the performing arts. The company – with over 25 years’ of experience in running workshops and producing shows – is now renowned for its legendary Theatre Summer School. The week-long courses take place in August and are held at three different venues: Sussex University (Falmer), Roedean Theatre (Brighton) and The Windmill Theatre (Blatchington). There is a performance on the Friday afternoon of each week which is open to family and friends. All participants are equally involved in the production. The cost of a week-long course is £160 with special offers for family members and friends. More information, including a booking form, is available from www.earwigproductions.co.uk Alternatively, phone 01273 735725 and Earwig Productions can tell you more about the courses they run.

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SUMMER IN THE CITY

The Jubilee Spitfire Proms The Jubilee Spitfire Proms at Borde Hill Garden offers the chance to see an iconic British plane in flight – and the promoters are offering all children under 16 FREE tickets. This is a rare opportunity to see a dramatic aerial display by the

‘Grace’ Spitfire; this Mark IX plane saw action in WWII and is flown by the world’s only female Spitfire pilot, Carolyn Grace whose exciting displays have won many fans, with some travelling great distances to see the unique twoseater Spitfire in flight. As the plane flies overhead, the National Symphony Orchestra will perform stirring music to accompany the ballet of twists, turns and dives. EMS Concerts are offering two free child tickets for every adult ticket purchased at just £22.50. The Haywards Heath venue offers a stunning backdrop for concert-

Win a Sea Life family ticket Win a Sea Life Centre family ticket and treat the family to a great day out at the newly renovated Sea Life Centre in Brighton. Sea Life Brighton re-opened in May after being closed since October 2011 for essential renovations, the installation of two exciting new features, a brand new admissions area, a shop and toilet facilities. 2012 is also the aquarium’s 140th anniversary, so look out for special events and offers throughout the year! NEW FOR 2012! Jelly Disco Unlike most other marine creatures, and despite their stunning beauty and great variety, jellyfish are rarely given the attention they deserve. Now you can marvel at their infinite colors, graceful motion and ghost-like forms in a spellbinding spectacle that reveals their mysterious lives and world in a totally new light. NEW FOR 2012! Behind The Scenes Tour See first hand how we care for over 1,500 sea creatures with an exclusive Behind The Scenes Tour! This interactive experience will immerse you into their working world where you will be shown how life support, filtration and water quality systems work, how food is prepared for the animals, plus breeding and research areas. *An additional charge applies for the Behind The Scenes Tour

HOW TO ENTER! Email competitions@thelatest.co.uk with ‘Sea Life Centre’ in the subject box and just tell us when Sea Life Brighton re-opened. Don’t forget to include an address and phone number. Closing date for entries is Monday 25 June. Sea Life Centre, Marine Parade, Brighton, 01273 604234, www.visitsealife.com/Brighton

goers to picnic and soak up the atmosphere. So grab your tickets, your friends and bring a picnic to Borde Hill Garden on Sunday 1 July. This concert is sponsored by Bright FM. To book call EMS Concerts 01603 660444/on-line www.emsconcerts.co.uk. Also available from Borde Hill Garden 01444 450326 Sunday 1 July – gates open 5pm Adult £22.50/Children under 16 free

WIN: Tickets to this year’s Borde Hill summer nights live concerts! Jools Holland & His Rhythm & Blues Orchestra perform with special guests Marc Almond and Ruby Turner on Saturday June 30 and the fabulous Jubilee Spitfire Proms take to the stage on Sunday 1 July. All in the picturesque grounds of Borde Hill Garden. We have three pairs of tickets to give away for each of these fabulous concerts courtesy of EMS Concerts. To enter, simply email competitions@thelatest.co.uk with ‘Jools’ or ‘Prom’ in the subject line with the answer to the relevant question below. Please contact details. Closing date for entries: Friday 22 June. Q: (Jools Holland) What is the name of Jools Holland’s popular TV show? Q: (Proms) In which World War did the famous Spitfire plane fly?

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HEALTH&BEAUTY

Get involved Nordic Walking For Health are participating in Take Part Festival in Preston Park this month, writes Ciaran Bushby

s they say, it’s not the winning, it’s the taking part that counts, and Brighton’s Take Part Festival, brings taking part to a whole new level. Returning to the city for the fifth year running, Take Part Festival is a celebration of the varied sports and activities available right on our doorstep in Brighton. There are hundreds of taster sessions throughout the festival, launched in Preston Park on Sunday 23 June, many of them available for free, with no booking required. Latest 7 shines the spotlight on Take Part regulars Nordic Walking For Health.

“We all have the potential to live longer, healthier, and above all, happier lives” With the Olympics fast approaching, 2012 is an important year for sports, and at Nordic Walking For Health they understand the importance of regular exercise for wellbeing. “This is not just about sport, but any physical activity. When you look at the national obesity problems, it is not just about sport, but the benefits that exercise can have on people and the community,” says Peter Williamson, director and lead instructor of Nordic Walking For Health. “We have been involved in promoting Nordic Walking for a long time, and think it is just as important to maintain fitness as to get fit in the first place. Take Part is about getting people started.” This year they have the ‘Stanmer Park Experience at the Preston Park launch event on 23 June, where you can come along and try out Nordic Walking for yourself. Hailed as one of the biggest celebrations of sport and physical activity in the country, Take Part is all about getting involved, trying out new activities and finding the one that will motivate you to lead a healthier lifestyle. By making small changes to our diet and lifestyle, we all have the potential to live longer, healthier, and above all, happier lives. At Take Part there really is an activity for everyone: all ages and abilities can find something to interest them. The launch event will be packed full of free activities as well healthy food concessions. Take Part Festival’s second weekend will showcase the best that local sports clubs have to offer. Activities will include traditional sports such as croquet and running, combined with contemporary activities like Fit and Fun Families. The third and final weekend will see the festival move to the seafront and team up with the annual Paddle Round The Pier free watersports festival. So whether you’re a fitness fanatic or looking for a new hobby, make sure to check out Take Part Festival this year. More information on Nordic Walking can be found at www.nordicwalkingforhealth.co.uk. Take Part Festival, 23 June–8 July, For a full programme of events and venues visit www.takepartbrightonandhove.co.uk

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HOTLIST

L7 Hotlist

French Cocoa Patisserie

Cafés & restaurants catering for all tastes. For more dining options visit www.thelatest.co.uk Brazilian The Loop Café-Bar & Coffee House

Nestling on Kemp Town seafront is this contemporary Anglo-Brazilian café-bar with a menu that features traditional English fare as well as some tasty Brazilian dishes. Whether you choose one of the stylish red sofas, or the sunny south-facing front terrace, you can enjoy free Wi-Fi while you savour the homemade food and great selection of coffees. Open 10am–6pm seven days a week. The Loop, 16 Marine Parade, Brighton, 01273 677944, www.theloop-brighton.co.uk

The Gallery Restaurant, 28 East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HL, 01273 773327, www.thegallerybrighton.co.uk Kemp Town’s friendly new steakhouse restaurant serves delicious food with great service in a warm and comfortable setting. Locally owned and aiming to be the Cheers of the neighbourhood, The Old Bank offers quality steak and ribs, local catch of the day, grilled chicken and vegetarian dishes at great value prices. A fantastic wine list complements their wholesome and satisfying food. The kids’ menu is also great value. Open Mon–Fri, 5pm–9.30pm; Sat–Sun, 12pm–10pm; live background Sunday jazz 6–8pm, and open all day bank holidays. Plus the garden is now open! The Old Bank, 120 St George’s Road, Kemp Town Village, BN1 1EA, 01273 682200, www.oldbankkemptownbrighton.com The Townhouse Piano Bar and Restaurant is the perfect destination for those looking to relax in the heart of Kemp Town while enjoying their favourite tipple and the finest local summer menu, and listening to live piano every night of the week. The restaurant won the ‘top 10 restaurants in Brighton’ and is independently owned by a local family. It boasts an amazing lunch and evening menu with locally sourced steaks, lamb, vegetarian and seafood. They offer amazing value set lunch menus (2 courses for £10.95 ) and evening menus (2 courses for £15.95 ), Mondays – Thursdays and the best roasts in town on Sundays from £9.95. The Townhouse – Kemptown, 81–82 St James’s Street, Kemp Town, BN2 1PA, 01273 693216, www.thetownhousekemptown.co.uk

British & Modern European Bardsley’s

Probably Brighton’s most popular fish ’n’ chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele. Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials. Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices. Bardsley’s, 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256

The Hove Bank

The Hove Bank Steak & Ribs is the new, sister restaurant of The Old Bank, offering great service in a grand café restaurant setting with pavement seating on the south east corner of beautiful Palmeira Square. Serving delicious locally sourced steaks, ribs, burgers and salads, home-made vanilla ice cream, a delicious wine list both at lunchtime and in the evenings, and all at great value for money – especially their specials menu with three courses for £10.95 at lunchtimes and midweek before 7pm. Opening hours: Mon–Thurs 12pm–2pm and 5pm–9.30pm, Fri–Sat 12pm–10pm and Sun 12pm– 9.30pm. The Hove Bank, 64 Western Road, Palmeira Square, Hove, BN3 2JQ, 01273 721182, www.thehovebank.com

Italian Donatello

The Old Bank Steak & Ribs

The Townhouse – Kemptown

The Loop

Cocoa is an authentic French patisserie near Brighton station. Everything is homemade on the premises each morning with the finest ingredients. A selection of pastries, cakes, tarts, biscuits, jams, ice creams, sandwiches, quiches, toasties and salads to eat in or take away. Beautiful cakes made to order. Cocoa, 48 Queens Road, Brighton, BN1 3XB, 01273 777412

Chaula’s

New Steine Bistro

“With more than a soupçon of Gallic charm The New Steine Bistro are true bon viveurs. No fancy pants fashion fads here, but some well executed classics. Most importantly though is their open attitude; everyone gets the same charming welcome – guests and diners, locals and visitors alike – and when you have been once, you will want to return again and again.” – Andrew Kay, L7 food writer. Their reasonably priced menu starts at £13.95 for two courses, £15.95 for three, Sunday to Thursday; £17.95 for two courses, £19.95 for three on Friday and Saturday. À la carte menu available. Open 6pm. New Steine Bistro, 10/11 New Steine, Brighton, BN2 1PB, 01273 681546/695415 www.newsteinehotel.com/restaurant.asp

Chinese

The Foragers

Gars Restaurant

Winners of the prestigious Sussex Food and Drink Finals 2012 for Best Eating Experience in Sussex and awarded an AA Rosette for their excellent cuisine. Furthermore, take advantage of their award winning beer garden while the sun shines. To celebrate these accolades they are offering complimentary champagne cocktails to all bookings of ten or more, just make sure to mention Latest 7 when making your party booking! The Foragers, 3 Stirling Place, Hove, BN3 3YU 01273 733134, www.theforagerspub.co.uk

This old Brighton favourite offers an exciting menu with some great new ideas and a wholly different experience in terms of style and presentation. Smart service, beautiful interiors and a chic atmosphere make this one of the city’s top places to be seen. Start downstairs at the bar. Eat from £10. Gars, 19 Prince Albert Street, Brighton 01273 321321, www.gars.co.uk

Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant value meal deals on blackboards – two courses £6.95 or three for £8.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value. Donatello, Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ, 01273 775477, www.donatello.co.uk

Fat Leo

The budget branch of the Donatello stable but you’d be hard-pressed to see why. Quality family dining in the Italian mould but a little less expensive. Popular with students and young families, with trendy interiors, and a menu with the signature set-price boards proclaiming any two courses £5.95, and three at £7.95. Fat Leo, 16–17 Market Street, Brighton BN1 1HH, 01273 325135, www.fatleo.co.uk

Indian Chaula’s Brighton

A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Superb regional dishes, fresh tasting and exciting, Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in bright and stylish surroundings. The cooking is executed with a light touch too, no heavy ghee-based sauces here but an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Both delicious and affordable. Chaula’s, 2-3 Little East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661 www.chaulas.co.uk

Chaula’s Lewes

The Townhouse

Thalis, street snacks, dosas, Roomali Roti wraps and Kathi Kebabs. There’s plenty of choice for vegetarian gourmands to enjoy too. The Chilli Pickle has been recognised with a Michelin Bib, two AA rosettes, voted Top 100 UK restaurant in The National Restaurant Awards and runners-up in this year’s Brighton Foodie Awards. Lunch is served 12pm–3pm; Dinner 6pm–10.30pm Closed Tuesdays. Booking essential. The Chilli Pickle, 17 Jubilee Street, Brighton BN1 1GE, 01273 900383, www.thechillipickle.com

Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide variety of vegetarian, vegan as well as gluten and wheat-free dishes. Buffet available 11am–3pm Monday to Saturday. Chaula’s Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

The Chilli Pickle

Local champion of regional Indian cuisine using seasonal, Sussex produce. For lunch you can feast upon a selection of award-winning King

Mediterraneo Deli

Mediterraneo Deli is indeed a family business, dedicated to serving you the best tasting, truly genuine and most authentic Sicilian food. The family-run deli offers mouthwatering daily specials, birthday cakes made to order and typical Sicilian products. They enjoy catering for all events from lunch meetings to dinner parties and weddings. Every dish is prepared and served fresh to order with ingredients genuinely sourced from Sicily. Open 9am–3pm Mon-Fri, 10am –3pm Sat, Mediterraneo Deli, 2a Clyde Road, Brighton, BN1 4NP, 01273 674350, www.mediterraneodeli.co.uk

Thai The Green Mango

The Green Mango has arrived to spice up Brighton and Hove! This modern Thai restaurant is committed to giving you the complete Thai experience, with the most authentic food possible. Lunch starts at £4.95, and we’re open every day, so come down and ‘gin yur yur’ (eat a lot!) The Green Mango, 8 Church Road, Hove, BN3 2FL, 01273 327226, www.thegreenmangohove.com

The Gallery Brighton – The Lanes

This restaurant boasts one of the finest outdoor heated street terraces in Brighton. The Gallery offers the very finest locally sourced steak and seafood, all served in a friendly unpretentious environment. Located in the heart of Brighton’s Lanes, The Gallery is a must for those looking to get into the Brighton swing of things. With live music played on the terrace day and night this restaurant is a must next time you are out and about in the Lanes. They offer a great value lunch (2 courses for £10.95) and evening menu (2 courses for £15.95). Food is served all day.

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ANDREW KAY’S FOOD & DRINK

Food & Drink Andrew Kay applauds Nick Hempleman of The Sussex Produce Company for his rousing speech at the launch of the Sussex Food & Drink Awards

Clive Beddall OBE and Sally Gunnell OBE

A clear vision I

don’t often hand over the reins on this page but I was so impressed by Nick Hempleman’s speech at the launch of the Sussex Food & Drink Awards at the South of England Show that I want readers to share his pithy and visionary views on the subject of local, sustainable food for a growing population;

Nick Hempleman, Sussex Produce Company – current award winner

“I am a passionate supporter of local food but local food needs local outlets, local retailers and these are under threat. In five years, more than 13,000 specialist stores around the UK have closed and the small independents’ share of the grocery market has fallen to just six , Lord-Lieutenant Margaret Field, Peter Field gar, Natural PR per cent, while the multiples’ share of East Sussex & Paula Sea has increased to 88 per cent. A report from Manchester Metropolitan University suggests that at the current rate of demise, there will be no independent retailers left by 2050, and a report by the All-Party Parliamentary Small Shops Group predicts that many will have ceased trading by 2015. Without local retailers, local wholesale markets have shrunk and disappeared and small scale local producers, the backbone of the countryside since Anglo Saxon times will have no outlet for their produce. These changes are not inevitable, indeed on the contrary, they Richard Benyon, Parliamentary are the result of conscious decisions by Under Secretary for Natural Environment and Fisheries politicians, planners and regulators who have allowed giant, out-of-town supermarkets to destroy our high streets, to dismember our farming communities and to grow into effective monopolies. For millennia local food was a way of life but over the last thirty years the growth of the big supermarkets has required the development of industrial sized farms, often abroad, to satisfy their enormous, centralised distribution systems. This model is neither sustainable nor local, nor in the interests of basic food security. Of course not all supermarkets are the same and the Southern Co-op is a great example of a community retailer, owned by its customers and genuinely championing local produce, but Tesco is coming up to having 40 million sq ft of selling space in the UK alone and that is before you take into account their new ‘farm shop’ concept they are rolling out in Dobbies Garden Centres across the country. There is an alternative and that is to support the infrastructure that small scale food producers need. Insist on public procurement of local food for hospitals and schools; Effective regulation against the big supermarkets and an end to the abuse of the planning system where councils are effectively blackmailed into

approving new supermarkets because of the cost of fighting continuous legal appeals. We need meaningful support for our high streets in the form of free car parking, legislation so landlords cannot leave commercial A1 properties empty for more than six months and a stream lining of the crippling bureaucratic burdens on small businesses (I’m thinking of the back office requirements of VAT, PAYE, Andrew Kay, Latest Magazines, Nick National Insurance, P45s, P60s P35s, Mosley, Brighton & Hove Food & Drink Festival, & Paula Seagar, Natural PR Health and Safety, Environmental Health, Licensing, Planning and Employment. It’s not that we don’t need those things, but that the system must be made more user friendly if small operations are to be able to comply. We must also protect and support the fantastic initiatives like the local food festivals, farmers markets and high profile events such as the Sussex Food & Drink Awards. In tough times, the publicity generated by winning ‘Sussex Food Shop of the Year’ has really helped us and I am very grateful to everyone who Mark & Sarah Hardy organises this amazing initiative. High Weald Dairy – We are very lucky in Sussex to current award winners have some of the best food producers in the country but if local, sustainable food is to be more than a passing fashion we need root and branch change in how food is sold, or there will be no one left to sell it.” Nick Hempleman The Sussex Produce Company, Sussex Food Shop Of The Year 2011/2012 88 High Street, Steyning, West Sussex, BN44 3RD 01903 815045 www.thesussexproducecompany.co.uk

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Light bites Horses for courses On Saturday 23 and Sunday 24 June, the Bluebell Railway will host their annual Sussex Food Festival. This will take place at Horsted Keynes station, Sussex, and will be open from 10:00am–5:00pm on both days. This is a wonderful opportunity to sample a wide variety of fresh, home cooked, traditional, organic and unique delights the county of Sussex has to offer. For the fourth year running the event is being supported by the Southern Cooperative in Haywards Heath. Also offering sponsorship this year will be Knill James Chartered Accountants in Lewes and the Ashdown Park Hotel and Country Club together with Plumpton College who are leaders in promoting local produce and sustainability. Over 50 companies will be exhibiting and it will be possible to sample ice creams, cheeses, traditional sausages homemade jams, chutneys, mustards and

much, much more. There will also be award winning sparkling wines from the Bluebell Vineyard. English wine producer Bolney Wine Estate will be supporting the event, giving wine demonstrations throughout the day.

The Bluebell Brass Band will be playing on the platform at Horsted Keynes, there will be a bouncy castle for children and the Bluebell Railway will be running steam trains as per their number one service which departs from Sheffield Park every hour on the hour from 11:00am to 4:00pm. Trains depart from Horsted Keynes at approximately 20 minutes past the hour. For further information please go to www.bluebell-railway.com follow me on twitter

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orking with a minimal set, a guitarist with a minimal understanding of how to accompany her, and a sound engineer apparently paying minimal attention to his evening’s work, Suzanne Vega was, nonetheless, a sparky and engaging hostess, leading the audience through a set which featured several different personae, slickly connected with stories and anecdotes from her life and career. Both her rather beautiful, fragile voice and her rather delicate, vulnerable guitar technique were too often challenged by both the volume and tones of her accompanist. For all that, he and Vega must be congratulated on some interesting arrangements designed, presumably, to try to keep a set largely reliant on her oldest tunes sounding fresh. Artists like Vega can choose to embrace their most popular work or reject it, and while her entrance was met with a positively gushing flow of goodwill, this audience needed feeding. And fed they were: from first tune to encore, this was an evening to please those for whom Vega is frozen in her first two albums. It’s a problem played out the world over, as an artist fails to recapture the purity and honesty of their first few works, and relies upon them ever after. Those who criticise with the observation that Vega hasn’t written any songs as affecting and beautiful as ‘The Queen And The Soldier’, as haunting as ‘Luka’, or as original as ‘Tom’s Diner’, since her first flush of success, miss one important point: neither has anybody else. Pete Langman

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ffoulkes, Mark Wynter too and Denis Lill played an excellent Canon Pennefather. Agatha Christie’s plot can still intrigue, and the audience were, captivated throughout. Theatre Royal Brighton, 11 June 2012 ✪✪✪✪✪ Andrew Kay

SWAMP JUICE MURDER ON THE NILE

This excellent, if rather oldfashioned, production did exactly what one would hope, but with few surprises. An excellent set was let down by some poor production values and dull lighting and the excellent cast were let down by one member who may once have been Chardonnay, but on this night was merely plonk. That aside, Kate O’Mara turned in a great performance as Miss ffoliot-

This was genuinely one of the most life enriching theatrical experiences I’ve ever had. The set and shadow puppets were made from bits of scrap, it all looked like Steptoe’s garden. Its creator, a Stig Of The Dump type, tells the story of a poacher whose endeavors to catch a bird land him in a sticky situation. From conventional Indian-style shadow puppetry, to using the audience/auditorium as background set and the climatic 3D experience, the show was an absolute joy. The inventiveness and ingenuity of its creator cannot be overstated. I

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BOOKINGS | MUSIC CHART 27 beamed throughout and felt five years old again – brilliant. Connaught Theatre, Worthing, 8 June 2012 ✪✪✪✪✪ Lee Stevens

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The virtuoso multi-instrumentalist began solo, with looped violins and whistling creating a sumptuous dawn chorus. Embracing a range of genres, from ragas to South African pop; with dashes of Tom Waits-like brooding confessionals, this charmingly modest clever-clogs built multiple layers of musical splendour, with a fine band offering understated support and angelic harmonies. Gathering around a single mic, under a lone spotlight, an exquisite ‘oldtime’ section included an authentic country cover of The Handsome Family’s ‘So Much Wine’. Quite simply, this was one of the most unique and enthralling 90 minutes of refined excellence I’ve seen this year. Theatre Royal Brighton, 10 June 2012 ✪✪✪✪✪ Steve Clements

Funny Haha is an invaluable evening of comedy, offering the chance for the less experienced comics to rub shoulders and share the bill with some top-notch club comics already making an impact on British comedy scene. Julie Jepson hosted proceedings with a confident, cheeky and likeable air. Opening the show Cliff Barnes performed his first ever gig, proving to be an amiable presence on stage. Next up was Luisa Omielan, a furious ball of comedic energy. Next up were Michael Mooney pulling us into his leftfield Scot-down-South world, Becky Heaver hiding a few lovely comedic ideas behind her nerves, and the intelligent and droll sarcasm of Sami Stone. Headlining was international comic and local favourite Michael Fabbri, whose cheeky and articulate material constructed a fascinating and amazing world, punctuated to great effect by his oscillating vocal delivery. A delightful evening. Caroline of Brunswick, 13 June 2012 ✪✪✪✪✪ Victoria Nangle Did you disagree with our verdict on any of these shows?

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fiddle. They won ‘Best Group’ at the BBC Radio 2 Folk Awards for three years running from 2008 to 2010.

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Green Door Store, 25 October 2012, £9/8, 01273 709709, www.seetickets.com Renowned for their innovative reinterpretations of classic horror soundtracks, this Parisian duo raised many eyebrows with 2009’s ingenious ‘Plays John Carpenter’ record, and have since graced and terrified audiences on the international circuit. Taking inspiration from similarly boundary-breaking acts like Suicide, Goblin and Can, the two creative masterminds, Etienne Jaumet and Cosmic Neman (also of Herman Dune), have nonetheless carved out a niche all of their own, catering to horror and sci-fi aficionados as well as fans of forward-thinking, experimental music.

Brighton Dome venues, October 2012, £various, 01273 709709, www.brightondome.org October in Brighton is regularly taken over by the Brighton Comedy Festival, with some of the bigger names already announced way in advance and more bookings popping up all the time. Amongst the latest additions are Piff The Magic Dragon In Jurassic Bark, hot off the back of his inclusion in this year’s Secret Policeman’s Ball in New York – beating all-comers in the open auditions online. Also included are: Paul Chowdhry – What’s Happening White People, Abandoman – Party In The Key Of C Major, Jenny Eclair – Eclairious, Fred Macaulay – Legally Bald, Jon Richardson – The Greatest Hits So Far, Shappi Khorsandi – Dirty Looks And Hopscotch, Frisky And Mannish – Extra-Curricular Activities, Jack Dee, Seize The David O’Doherty, Stephen K. Amos – Laughter Is My Agenda, Robin Ince – Happiness Through Science, Andrew Lawrence – Is Coming To Get You, Marcus Brigstocke – The Brig Society. And of course the already announced headliners: Ross Noble, Mark Watson, Greg Davies, Mark Thomas and Kevin Bridges.

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Brighton Ballroom, 14 November 2012, £14.50/12.50, 01273 709709, www.seetickets.com Having made triumphant performances at festivals around the world and released two heavily acclaimed full-lengths (a third, Race The Loser will be released in September), Lau are undoubtedly among the biggest names in contemporary folk. The Scottish three-piece consist of Kris Drever on guitar/vocals, Martin Green on accordion and Aidan O’Rourke on

Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 1 November 2012, £17.50/15, 01273 709709, www.brightondome.org A figurehead for the punk movement and all that it encompassed, John became the ‘Punk Poet’, ‘The Bard of Salford’ who found himself as one of the leading voices of punk and youth culture of the late ‘70s. Today he remains one of Britain’s best loved and most important poets – as vital now as he was then.

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L7 Previews STAGE: HOORAY FOR HENRY! Illyria Theatre Company are presenting Shakespeare’s Henry V in Queen’s Park, Brighton

his year, for the fourth year running, Friends of Queen’s Park are happy to bring you Illyria Theatre Company’s latest Shakespeare production, Henry V, the ‘bard’s’ most popular historical drama. Rapidly becoming a traditional summer event in Queen’s Park, this year is all the more special because it not only coincides with The Year of Shakespeare, the Olympics and the Queen’s Jubilee, but also with Illyria Theatre Company’s own 21st anniversary. Full of patriotism, pageantry and poetry, Henry V tells the gripping story of an inexperienced king who leads a small and weakened army into the battle of Agincourt against the might of the French battalions. Despite his own

stirring rhetoric, Henry wrestles with his conscience about what it means to be king and to lead good men towards a fate so bleak. Yet even with the odds stacked heavily against them, the English win a sweeping victory. After such an extraordinary military conquest, how will Henry fare with the greatest challenge of all – the conquest of Princess Katherine’s heart? This play has twice been the subject of major film adaptations, one starring Laurence Olivier and another starring Kenneth Branagh. Brimming with excitement, romance and a surprising amount of comedy, it is now performed by Illyria, as originally written, with a reduced cast and on a stage inspired by those of the mediaeval touring troupes.

Henry V, Royal Spa Nursery, Queen’s Park, Saturday 7 July, 6.30pm, £12 adult, £6 under 16. Tickets nonrefundable. Brighton Dome, 01273 709709 or www.brightonticketshop.com Dress for the weather, bring a picnic and a rug or chair. RESOUNDING SUCCESS Following the success of their winter cabaret Seasons of Love, Brighton and Hove’s newest male voice group, Resound, are now in the final weeks of preparation for their summer show Jazz, Lovers And Others which is to be performed at St Andrew’s Church in Waterloo Street, Hove, on Saturday, 7 July at 7.30pm. Joining Resound in this evening of jazz and more will be the Alvin Burrell Quintet and mezzo soprano Thomasin Trezise from Glyndebourne Opera. The programme, ranging from music of the 1920s through to compositions by Miles Davis and Pat Metheny, will include special arrangements of cool standards like ‘Body and Soul’, ‘The Nearness of You’, and ‘Four’ alongside musical theatre numbers by Stephen Sondheim and

>THIS WEEK’S MUST SEES Kiss Me Kate Festival Theatre, Chichester Until 1 Sept Box office 01243 781312 www.cft.org.uk The Real Thing Theatre Royal, Brighton June 19 – 23 Box office 08448 717 650 www.atgtickets.com/theatreroyal-brighton The Twits: Outdoor Theatre The Hawth, Crawley 22 June Box office 01293 553636 www.tickets.hawth.co.uk In Good Company: New works from Hofesh Schecter Company Corn Exchange, Brighton Tues 19 June Box office 01273 709709 www.brightondome.org

Jason Robert Brown. The pop classics ‘How Deep is Your Love’ by the Bee Gees and ‘After the Rain’ by ABBA’s Benny Andersson will add yet another dimension to this unique and eclectic show. Resound’s musical director, the Swedish opera singer Stefan Holmström, says; “It is quite rare for this type of collaboration to take place so I’m really excited that we have chance to put on a truly special concert. There is a wonderful tradition in barbershop and close harmony vocal jazz – mostly developed in the USA – that we are having a lot of fun exploring. It’s a challenge vocally not only because these songs must be sung well technically, but also with great feeling.” Jazz, Lovers And Others, Brighton Dome and the Iron Duke Hotel, from Saturday 7 July, 7.30pm, £8.50 (£7.50 concession). www.resoundmalevoices.org.

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SUSSEX FOOD FESTIVAL 23rd & 24th JUNE at Bluebell Railway Horsted Keynes Station, Sussex from 10am - 5pm both days. Hosted by The Bluebell Railway Wine demonstrations by the Bolney Wine Estate, kiddies play area, entertainment from the Bluebell Brass Band and much more! Over 50 exhibitors are attending.

A wonderful opportunity to sample a wide selection of fresh, home-cooked, traditional, organic and unique delights that Sussex has to offer.

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LATEST PREVIEWS MUSIC&CLUBS 29 CLUBS: FRIDAY I’M IN LOVE Ladies and gentlemen the weekend has landed. The essential excursion for those of you who have slaved away all week and require less humdrum and a lot more kickdrum from their night out. Coalition, Fri 22 June, 11pm–3.30am, £4/£3 after, £5/£4 non-students. CLUBS: IT IS STILL 1985 Brighton’s favourite ’80s party plays global power pop like Prince, Tears for Fears, Tina Turner, A-Ha and Madonna. Plus epic and emotional fist clenching power ballads from Bonnie Tyler, Foreigner and Phil Collins. The Haunt, Sat 23 June, 10.30pm, £3

MUSIC: THE IMAGINED VILLAGE Traditional English folksong and the varied cultural heritage of modern Britain are the starting points for Imagined Village, a musical project that brings together artists from a range of backgrounds to explore the nature of Englishness. Tonight’s show features Raghu Dixit, a former Bharatanatyam dancer, whose rousing and instinctive folk rock is Indian in nature, international in scope. Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, Sun 24 June, 7.15pm, £18/£15

MUSIC: BEST COAST American lo-fi indie surf duo from Los Angeles, California, formed in 2009. Live, they expand to a four piece, but they still keep it neat and simple. Coalition, Thurs 21 June, 7pm, £12.50

MUSIC: THE VIEW The prolific Scottish indie-rockers come to town with a new album and a fresh take on an old sound

MUSIC: HILLFOLK NOIR Four piece country-noir outfit who utilise washboard, saw, suitcase, banjo and assorted musical paraphernalia. Fronted by Travis Ward their peculiar take on traditional acoustic mountain music is filtered through a half-century of folk, country and rock ‘n’ roll. The band calls it Junkerdash. Sticky Mike’s Frog Bar, Thurs 21 June, 7.30pm, £8

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undee’s finest roared into ‘view’ with their debut album Hats Off To The Buskers, reaching the very top of the album charts in 2007, and which was subsequently nominated for the Mercury Music Prize. Despite their reputation as party animals, The View have been very prolific over the years; their fourth album, Cheeky For A Reason, is just about to come out and they are set for another UK tour; “Me and Kieren (Webster) write the songs, we work on them separately and then we bring them to the band and they come together quite quick,” says lead singer and guitarist Kyle Falconer. Kings of Leon unofficial fifth member Angelo Petraglia also co-wrote three songs on the new album. While the ear for melody and classic pop craft remains intact, there are plenty more harmonies on board now. “It’s Fleetwood Mac’s Rumours done by The Clash,” says Falconer, who is a huge fan of the ‘Mac, as well The Beatles, Squeeze, Oasis and Crowded House. He has previously said that the last thing he thinks of before he goes to sleep at night is getting married to Stevie Nicks in her prime. “Our producer (Mike Crossley) was up for us doing a lot of harmonies this time – that’s why we have that ‘Mac edge. Also, Darren , our original drum tech was in jail when we first started, so when he got outta of jail I eventually taught him a couple of chords on the piano and now he’s the keyboardist. It’s great having on stage, which means we can do the harmonies. Pete (Reilly) gets carried away on the guitar on stage and doesn’t care much for the singing parts.” Music is pretty much all The View have known since they did their first gig ten years ago as part of a school talent show. With Kyle the youngest and the most recent to reach the milestone of 25 – as unit they are very much a Band of Brothers. Concorde 2, Sunday 24 June, 7.30pm, £14 follow me on twitter

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EVENTS: BRIGHTON JAPAN FESTIVAL

COMEDY: HUMBLE QUEST FOR UNIVERSAL GENIUS The Humble Quest for Universal Genius is the live comedy panel show that pits top stand-ups against each other for your amusement. Hosted by award-winning comedian Mark Allen and aided by his ‘glamorous’ assistant Eli Silverman, tonight’s contestants vying to be crowned supreme brainbox are Romesh Ranganathan and Tom Craine. Komedia, Sun 24 June, 8pm, £9/7

featuring over 300 courses. City College Brighton & Hove, Pelham Street, Sat 23 June, 11am–3pm, free

COMEDY: NICK HELM & GRAINNE MAGUIRE A double dose of Edinburgh previews, with man of the comedy moment Nick Helm previewing his show This Means War, followed by Grainne Maguire’s interestingly titled: Where Are All the Fun Places And Are Lots Of People There Having Better Fun? The Caroline Of Brunswick, Wed 20 June, 8pm, £5

EVENTS: GARDEN GADABOUT A variety of enchanting gardens and community spaces are open to the public to raise funds for The Sussex Beacon. There are 65 open gardens, some new to the Gadabout alongside some of the best from last year. Plan your trails and visit spots that most interest you. Meet new people and gather inspiration for your own garden. Many of the open gardens offer lunches and teas for sale. Various venues, Sat 23 and Sun 24 June, Sun 1 July, 11am–5pm, £2 to each or £7 Super Save day ticket for one-day to all gardens, www.gardengadabout.org.uk

The eight-day festival of Japan-related arts, technology, design and business is back

righton Japan Festival is becoming one of the largest annual Japanese cultural festivals in the UK. The week-long festival is being held in various venues across town such as HŌMU, Hotel du Vin, Marwoods Café, Brighton Meditation Group and Moshi Moshi. The lively festival is full of film, theatre, dance and delicious food. There will be two street festivals happening across both weekends, Moshi Matsuri and the Asahi Anime Festival. Matsuri is Japanese for ‘summer festival’ and the opening weekend will launch outside Moshi Moshi in Bartholomew Square. The first street festival, Moshi Matsuri features a lively collection of Japanese music with performances from Enka singers, Shamisen three-stringed guitars and traditional Taiko drumming. There will be children’s games, workshops on kimono’s, calligraphy, tea ceremonies, and street processions, as well as shitamachistyle stalls selling all sorts of food and Japanese goods. The Asahi Anime festival is the UK’s only open-air anime festival and is a colourful celebration of all things cool and kawaii, with cosplay contests, manga drawing and karaoke competitions. You can also expect a Lolita fashion show, J-pop music, dance performances, giant chalk art and stalls selling the latest manga books, anime toys and kawaii fashion. Other must-see events include the Japanese Whisky tasting at Hotel Du Vin, where the bar team have long been fans of the vast quality whiskies to be found in Japan, and the Retro Games Night at Marwood’s Cafe. Brighton’s hippest cafe turns back the technological clock again this year with video games from antiquity. Nintendo DS and Sony Vita fans will be in seventh heaven. Various venues, Friday 22 June–Friday 1 July, free with a few ticketed events, see www.brightonjapan.com for further details on prices and times. follow me on twitter

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COMEDY: TOTALLY TOM AND SARAH KENDALL More Edinburgh preview fun, so not complete shows but value for money for these works in progress. This double header combines Live At The Electric’s Totally Tom, with Perrier and Time Out award nominee Sarah Kendall. Upstairs At Three And Ten, Tues 19 June, 7.30pm, £7/5 EVENTS: CITY COLLEGE OPEN DAY If you are interested in one of City College’s part time courses then come along to this event to speak to some of the tutors and get a feel for the college. There will be Year 10 taster sessions, bouncy castles and games for the kids. There will also be an art show and the chance to pick up the new part time prospectus

EVENTS: TAKEPART FESTIVAL The Brighton & Hove International Festival of Sport kicks off with the TAKEPART Launch event. Clubs and groups showcase activities and offer taster sessions for people of all ages and abilities, in mountain boarding, cricket, hockey and more. There's plenty to do in a lead-up to the Olympics, with taster sessions happening across Whitehawk, Hollingdean, Portslade and Moulsecoomb. Preston Park, Sat 23 June, free, for all event details see www.takepartbrightonandhove.com

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from the mid 1980s to today. The exhibition includes his most recent video work, Ancient Ground, shot last year on the peat bogs of County Donegal. Willie Doherty, Towner Gallery, Eastbourne, until Sun 24 June, www.townereastbourne.org.uk 01323 434670

ART: HERAKLES AT THE TREE OF THE HESPERIDES Dating from the 1st century AD, The Roman bronze figure ‘Herakles At The Tree Of The Hesperides’ is a historically important statue that was excavated at a temple in Byblos, Lebanon and depicts Herakles (Hercules), legendary founder of the Olympic Games and a patron god of the gymnasium – the training ground for athletes in ancient Greece. Herakles At The Tree Of The Hesperides, De La Warr Pavilion, Bexhill-on-Sea, Sat 16 June–Fri 31 Aug, www.dlwp.com, 01424 229111

ART: WILLIE DOHERTY Twice Turner Prize nominated artist Willie Doherty is renowned for his video installations and photographs. Disturbance surveys his works

FILM: THE FIVE-YEAR ENGAGEMENT (15) Dir: Nicholas Stoller You know when there’s something you keep meaning to get around to but life keeps getting in way of? Jason Segal and Emily Blunt do. They star in this romantic comedy taking an irreverent look at the distractions and obstacles between finding true love and living happily ever after. Or at least starting it with the fabulous wedding. Released Fri 22 June Showing at Odeon and Cineworld

FILM: ABRAHAM LINCOLN – VAMPIRE HUNTER 3D (TBC) Director: Timur Bekmambetov

rom the director of Night Watch, Day Watch and Wanted, produced by the king of macabre Tim Burton, and written by Seth Grahame-Smith (announced as the writer of the still in development Beetlejuice 2) based on his own novel – this preposterously titled flick promises titillates expectations. Abraham Lincoln (Benjamin Walker), the 16th president of the United States of America, discovers a plot by vampires to take over his much loved country. What can he do but buckle up and dust those vamps to kingdom come. That’s one heck of a mission, so it seems only right that he square to it and show that he’s one heck of a man. Ridiculous. Also starring Mary Elizabeth Winstead (Ramona from Scott Pilgrim vs The World), Dominic Cooper (Mama Mia), Alan Tudyk (Wash from Serenity) and Rufus Sewell (Zen and A Knight’s Tale). Released Fri 15 June Showing at Odeon and Cineworld For full details of film times: www.odeon.co.uk www.picturehouses.co.uk www.cineworld.co.uk www.worthingtheatres.co.uk

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cafe scientifique

cabaret bar: wellsbourne yiri baa kickin full on hot and sweat society

detecting earthquakes and nuclear explosions. cyril isenberg, university of kent. 7.30pm free, collection made to cover cost

wed 20 june

the vesuvius club presents….thomas white

with support from dan korn and the choppy waters, arthur and the irrational + jeremiah 7.30pm £5

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a quarterly event dedicated to the landscape, streets, myths & spirit of brighton 7.30pm £5

african true tribal beats – irresistible high-life dance rhythms, songs and trance. 8pm £7

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STARS | TV

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L7 TV Your weekly TV guide 819 – 25 JUNE

With Val Aviv

Telly Talk

★ARIES {Mar 21–Apr 20}

Drop all unnecessary baggage if you want to make an impact professionally and don’t get too comfortable as things can always change. Life’s rich flow and dynamic pulse will propel you out of your comfort zone soon, you will be surprised.

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★TAURUS {Apr 21–May 21}

You should have already sown the seeds of good fortune; autumn is when things really kick off. Don’t worry about finances, the opportunity to enjoy life’s bounty has never been more prevalent. Relax and notice how much support you have.

★GEMINI {May 22–June 21}

Your sense of curiosity can be catered for under the current influences. Travel over the coming year brings good fortune, as does commitment to a martial art or educational endeavor. The New Moon gives you a fresh perspective and renewed energy.

★CANCER {June 22–July 22}

Powerful influences of partners will help you determine what major changes need to be incorporated. Family responsibilities take up a lot of your thoughts, practical solutions must be found but take care over making any big decisions in this matter.

★LEO {July 23–Aug 22}

Maybe it’s time to join an organisation that can help make your dreams come true. Get out there and network it’s your time for socialising. If you’re looking for that special someone, there may be more than one person could be giving you the eye.

★VIRGO {Aug 23–Sep 22}

You feel you’re worth more now and can apply for higher-ranking positions as your ambition soars comfortably over the horizon. You may need to get out of your comfort zone, qualifications or work over seas to secure your chances for big time success.

★LIBRA {Sep 23–Oct 22}

With the new Moon in compatible Gemini and Lucky Jupiter bringing foreign influences or ancient philosophies to stimulate your higher mind, intuitive flashes of inspiration will help you get what you need professionally and romantically.

★SCORPIO {Oct 23–Nov 21}

The occult and the hidden knowledge will always be fascinating to you, but this New Moon could bring an intriguing conundrum that can either be solved by passion or cool intellect. Also, organising your legacy is favoured now.

★SAGITTARIUS {Nov 22–Dec 20}

If you’re in a long-term relationship, the new moon could be a good time to renew your vows. Single? With Venus, the new Moon and your ruling planet Jupiter in your opposite sign, you couldn’t ask for more both romantically and at work.

★CAPRICORN {Dec 21–Jan 19}

Sometimes, you can be a bit of a stick in the mud, but now you’re seeing the potential of technologies like social media and healing arts such as yoga or astrology. If you’re single, it could be that geek or scientist who you find really appealing.

★AQUARIUS {Jan 20–Feb 19}

Of course it’s the dawning of the age of Aquarius and maybe that can help you define how you run your love life. The new moon casts a very romantic light ray over your house of love, getting in touch with your feminine and creative side will be enticing.

★PISCES {Feb 20–Mar 20}

It is a great time to move house if you need to, maybe just getting in contact with your ancestral heritage can give you a better sense of self. Maybe it’s time to heal a rift in a damaged relationship or you may find yourself attracted to those in the healing profession. Val Aviv is the presenter for Brighton Lights on Latest TV www.thelatest.tv For more astrological insights and monthly horoscopes visit www.valaviv.com or for a personal astrological reading contact Val Aviv at: astrology@valaviv.com

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covering the history of Britain at war from World War I through to present day. It covers several stories including Churchill’s bunker, a London housewife who became a spy and withstood Nazi interrogators, a Nobel prize-winning physicist in a World War I trench, and how British top guns stay cool flying over Iraq with enemy missiles locked on. Reading it like that is sounds like a recruitment drive for the armed forces, but this is about the derring dos of actual people, testified to by the artefacts they left behind. Essentially, this is speaking for the value of museums as the guardians of our history – both on a personal and national level. Next week’s episode is from the National Archaeological Museum in Athens, questioning the

o you ever go to museums? Maybe you go to see a particular exhibition, perhaps you visit them when on holiday to pepper the break with ‘learning stuff about where you are’, or it could be that they are just a dusty memory of bygone school trips and packed lunches. Whenever you last went it is likely that you will be familiar with that spot on the wander around all of the exhibits where your legs have become tired, your awe fatigued and really you’re looking out for the gift shop and the chance of buying a magnet for your mum to smile over when you get home.

“This is about the derring dos of actual people” This is the cue for the arrival of your oasis of sanctuary. A small corner consisting of a couple of benches, a projector and narration spoken in hushed tones. This is the film bit, telling stories and showing low budget reconstructions of the tales that incorporate the wonders to come as simple props and key tokens in a fabulous odyssey. And allows your knees to recover from the slow walking and reading you’ve been doing for the last two hours. This series is essentially a collection of those museum films. Not exactly, but still reconstructing stories around artefacts, creating wonder at their very existence, and preparing us to muster ourselves by the end of it, to gather up our juice cartons, and embark on the remainder of the visit with a renewed vigour, just on a slightly higher budget. This first episode of the second series goes inside the Imperial War Museum in London,

actual facts of the minotaur myth, linen armour and actual tomb raiders. I had a sneak peak, it was good. There’s a reason we’re curious about what it was like when our parents were young(er), and their parents, and so on. Museums don’t need to have Ben Stiller running about in the dark for their exhibits to really come alive. Just a spot of context, and if your knees hurt, sometimes we need a bit of help focussing. Museum Secrets, Yesterday, series two, Friday 22 June 2012 follow me on twitter

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tuesday 19 Embarrassing Bodies: Live From The Clinic Channel 4, 8pm All the news that’s fit to view about your health, seeing as we live in a work-heavy lifestyle and never seem to get around to seeing our own GP for such remarkable ailments. Fancy that. In a bid to bust a myth Dr Christian infects two students with head lice. Want to scratch?

True Love BBC1, 10.35pm Like Jessica Rabbit, Billie Piper’s not bad, she’s just cast that way. In the latest in this new improvised drama series, Billie plays Holly. Holly is a young unfulfilled teacher having an unhappy affair with a married man. When she is drawn to one of her female students it seems the spark could be mutual.

Murder, She Wrote ITV3, 6.55pm Who cursed the fletcher family? No, really... who did it? They seem plagued by disaster, as do Mrs JB Fletcher’s friends and associates. Maybe this is how she makes friends in the first place. Tonight Jessica comes to the rescue of a much-loved professor when he confesses to the murder of an undergraduate.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Crimewatch Roadshow 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Real Rescues 11.45 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Royal Ascot 3.20 BBC News 3.25 Deadly Art 3.40 Prank Patrol Down Under 4.00 Copycats 4.30 Who Let The Dogs Out? 5.00 Newsround 5.15 Pointless

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 EastEnders Abi remains determined to keep her engagement to Jay a secret, but when her ring becomes firmly stuck on her finger, all hell breaks loose. Janine’s wedding plans suffer a setback when her doctor warns her to postpone after the stress takes its toll on her pregnancy. 7.30 Holby City In the face of a hospital-wide outbreak, Luc is determined to make up for missing a diagnosis the day before. Everything has changed for Dan but, when his father is admitted as a patient, he has to put his new life on hold. On his first day as a teacher, Elliot struggles to balance both students and patients. 8.27 BBC News; Regional News 8.30 Inspector George Gently Inspector George Gently. the rest is a mystery still to unfold. Really it is. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 True Love See highlights. 11.05 MOTD: UEFA Euro 2012 Highlights Euro 2012: Highlights. 12.05am FILM: Highlander 5 – The Source (2007) 1.25 Weatherview 1.30 Sign Zone: The Great Euro Crash With Robert Peston 2.30 Death Unexplained 3.10 Crime And Punishment 3.55 Great British Menu 4.25 BBC News

BBC2

6.00 – 8.45am Children’s television 8.45 Big And Small 8.55 Dipdap 9.00 Tinga Tinga Tales 9.10 Little Charley Bear 9.20 Raa Raa The Noisy Lion 9.30 Bob The Builder: Project Build It 9.40 The Koala Brothers 9.50 ZingZillas 10.05 Kerwhizz 10.30 Driver Dan’s Story Train 10.40 Waybuloo 11.00 In The Night Garden 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Coast 1.05 Animal Park 1.50 The Weakest Link 2.35 To Buy Or Not To Buy 3.20 Royal Ascot 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys 7.00 The Hairy Bikers: Mums Know Best Series celebrating the very best of British home cooking. 8.00 Ocean Giants Ocean Giants. 9.00 Great Ormond Street Documentary series based at the pioneering London children’s hospital. Following the hospital’s cardiothoracic surgeons as they perform some of the most difficult and innovative surgery in paediatric medicine. For children who cannot be cured using conventional methods, the only option is experimental surgery. However, surgery at the edge of what is possible carries the highest risk. As these families and doctors step into the unknown they face tough ethical questions about whether it is right to proceed with such uncertainty. 10.00 QI Stephen Fry hosts the hilarious, mind-expanding quiz in which the aim is to be interesting. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Kirsty Wark. 11.20 The Secret History Of Our Streets 12.20am BBC News 4.00 Same But Different 5.00 L8R Youngers 2

ITV1

Channel 4

6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 May The Best House Win 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 A Touch Of Frost 5.00 The Chase

6.15am The Hoobs 6.40 The Hoobs 7.05 Freshly Squeezed 7.35 According To Jim 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Undercover Boss 10.00 Location, Location, Location 11.00 Secret Removers 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 12.35 River Cottage Bites 12.50 FILM: Stalag 17 (1953) 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Euro 2012 Live: England V Ukraine Adrian Chiles introduces live coverage of England’s final group game against co-hosts Ukraine at the Donbass Arena in Donetsk. Wayne Rooney is available to lead England’s attack following his two-game suspension. The minimum requirement for Roy Hodgson’s team will be to reach the knockout stages, but Ukraine will be determined to impress their home fans. With studio guests Jamie Carragher, Gareth Southgate and Roy Keane, and commentary from Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather The latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast and all the news and weather in your region. 10.35 FILM: Inside Man (2006) Starring Denzel Washington, Clive Owen, Jodie Foster, Christopher Plummer, Willem Dafoe, Chiwetel Eijofor. Heist thriller with a twist as a calculating gang carry out what their leader describes as the perfect bank robbery. As the drama unfolds, a tough policeman and the bank president’s ‘fixer’ pit themselves against the criminal mastermind. 1.00am Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks When a sick Riley needs help, Mitzeee is torn. Should she choose the man she loves, or a dream date with Jay? 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Embarrassing Bodies: Live From The Clinic See highlights. 9.00 The Restoration Man George Clarke revisits Gareth Williams and his family, who four years ago restored a derelict Victorian church in Pembrokeshire. 10.00 All In The Best Possible Taste With Grayson Perry In the final installment of the series, Grayson examines the upper classes and the continuing hold that upper class taste has on the British imagination. 11.05 Random Acts 11.10 Extreme A & E Medical adviser Dr Kevin Fong takes an adrenaline-fuelled journey into some of the world’s most dangerous and demanding emergency medicine environments to uncover the science of saving lives. 12.10am PokerStars.co.uk Caribbean Adventure 1.15 KOTV Boxing 1.40 Sailing: America’s Cup Uncovered 2.05 FIVB World Beach Volleyball Tour 3.00 British F3 3.25 Mobil 1 The Grid 3.55 Cycling: IG Markets London Nocturne 4.50 FIA GT Championship 5.45 Ironman 2012

Channel Five

Sky Sports 1

6.00 – 8.10am Children’s television 8.10 Peppa Pig 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Roary The Racing Car 8.40 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 8.45 Little Lodgers 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Olivia 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Rough Guide: Ultimate Escapes 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Monkey Life 2.50 Chinese Food In Minutes 3.05 FILM: Mary Higgins Clark’s Pretend You Don’t See Her (2002) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Euro 2012 Report 7.30 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Euro 2012 Report 8.30 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 NASCAR: The Sprint Cup 10.00 Sporting Greats 10.30 LIVE ODI Cricket 7.00pm Euro 2012 Report 7.30 Countdown To The Ryder Cup 8.00 ODI Cricket 10.00 Euro 2012 Report 11.30 Countdown To The Ryder Cup 12.00am TBA 1.00 Sporting Greats 1.30 ODI Cricket 3.30 Football Asia 4.00 Countdown To The Ryder Cup 4.30 European Tour Golf 5.30 Football Asia

6.00 Home And Away Sid confirms that Bianca’s pre-eclampsia is putting both her and her baby’s lives at risk. 6.30 5 News 7.00 Cricket On 5 Highlights of the second One Day International. 8.00 Killers Behind Bars: The Untold Story Series looking at some of Britain’s most notorious, incarcerated killers. Professor David Wilson focuses his investigation on Peter Tobin. Tobin was convicted of murdering three young girls in 1991 and 2006. However, reports suggest he has boasted of killing at least 48 people. 9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Crime drama series. The team call in the help of an expert in blood splatter patterns when the only witness to a shoot-out suffers memory loss. 10.00 Big Brother Catch up on the latest events inside the Big Brother house. These exclusive highlights include all the action, arguments, couplings, friendships and conversations in the diary room. 11.00 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side Emma Willis hosts a round-up of Big Brother-related news and debate, with special guests, exclusive footage and behind the scenes treats. 12.00am Law And Order: Special Victims Unit 12.55 SuperCasino 3.55 House Doctor 4.20 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (x2) 5.10 Wildlife SOS (x2)

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Thrillseekers 7.00 WWE: Afterburn 8.00 Friends Life T20 10.00 Elite League Speedway 12.00pm Shell’s Wonderful World Of Golf 1.30 PGA Tour Classic 2.30 Golfing World 3.00 Elite League Speedway 5.00 Golfing World 5.30 Golf: Challenge Series 2012 6.00 LIVE International Rugby Union 8.30 Football Asia 9.00 European Tour Golf 10.00 Poker 12.00am International Rugby Union 1.00 Golf 2.00 European Tour Golf 3.00 Golf 4.00 International Rugby Union 5.00 Close

Sky Sports 3 10.30am FEI Nations Cup 2012 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm NASCAR Sprint Cup Series 1.00 Thrillseekers 1.30 British Miler 2.00 FEI Nations Cup 2012 3.00 NASCAR Sprint Cup Series 4.00 WWE: Smackdown 6.00 Australian Ironman 7.00 Getting To Greenwich 7.30 LIVE Greyhound Racing 10.00 Matchplay Golf Championships 11.00 Sports Unlimited 12.00am Fishing: Bass Fishing 1.00 Poker 3.00 Close

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3.00pm Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 Futurama 5.30 Modern Family 6.00 The Middle 6.30 Futurama 7.00 The Simpsons 7.30 The Amazing Spiderman: Premiere Special 8.00 Ashley Banjo’s Secret Street Crew 9.00 Starlings 10.00 FILM: Lethal Weapon 4 (1998) 12.25am Brit Cops: Rapid Response

7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes III: Not In 3D 7.15 FILM: High School Musical 2 (2007) 9.00 The 16-YearOld Killer: Cyntoia’s Story 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Live At The Electric 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am Chris Moyles’ Comedy Empire 1.25 Plan B, Leona And Labrinth: Project Hackney

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Time To Remember 8.00 Sea Fever 9.00 Joely Richardson On Shakespeare’s Women: Shakespeare Uncovered 10.00 Rude Britannia 11.00 The Bridges That Built London With Dan Cruickshank 12.00am Nina And Monkey’s Search For Enlightenment 1.00 Spiral II

4.40pm The Real Housewives Of New York City 5.35 Judge Judy 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 All Star Family Fortunes 8.00 America’s Got Talent: Auditions (x2) 10.00 Mark Wright’s Hollywood Nights 11.00 FILM: Quantum Of Solace (2008) 1.10am Models, Misfits & Mayhem

1.10pm Heartbeat 2.10 Murder, She Wrote 3.10 The Father Dowling Mysteries 4.15 Countrywise 4.50 World Kitchen 5.15 Terry And June 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote. See highlights. 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 FILM: Parenthood (1989) 12.30am The Ruth Rendell Mysteries

4.00pm Glee 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 50 Greatest Plastic Surgery Shockers 11.10 The Ricky Gervais Show 11.40 Bob’s Burgers 12.10am The Big Bang Theory (x2) 1.10 Scrubs

1.25pm Time Team 2.30 Four In A Bed (x2) 3.35 Relocation, Relocation 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.45 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 6.50 Celebrity Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 The Restoration Man 10.00 Come Dine With Me 11.05 Coppers 12.10am The Restoration Man

11.00am The House On 92nd Street (1945) 12.45pm Battle Of The River Plate (1956) 3.05 The Bravados (1958) 5.00 The Admirable Crichton (1957) 6.50 Waitress (2007) 9.00 Escape From Alcatraz (1979) 11.10 Out Of Time (2003) 1.15am Chopper (2000) 3.10 Close

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wednesday 20 Britain’s Lost Routes With Griff Rhys Jones BBC1, 7pm Ever fancied a medieval pilgrimage for penitence? You know you want to! Griff Rhys Jones and five hardy companions want to, rediscovering a once well-trodden path through remote mountain ranges and risking attacks from bandits and other dangers. Sack cloth is so now!

A Short History Of Everything Else Channel 4, 10pm It’s clearly ‘Griff Rhys Jones’ day, and this time he’s chairing a comedy panel show. Based on archive TV clips, the competition is to find out who knows the most about ‘everything else’. Team captains Marcus Brigstocke and Charlie Baker are joined by Susan Calman and Julian Clary.

Cherry Healey: How To Get A Life BBC3, 9pm Brand new series as Cherry tries to get back into modern life following the birth of her daughter. She’s hip, she’s funky, she thinks so anyway. Time to chat with a variety of modern British young people about the state of the nation, starting with relationships. Unorthodox.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Crimewatch Roadshow 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Real Rescues 11.45 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Royal Ascot 3.20 BBC News 3.25 Deadly Art 3.40 Prank Patrol Down Under 4.00 Copycats 4.30 Horrible Histories: Gory Games 5.00 Newsround 5.15 Pointless

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 Britain’s Lost Routes With Griff Rhys Jones See highlights. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders Jean shows Michael that she is a force to be reckoned with when she destroys his most valued possession. 9.00 Silk Drama series. Reluctantly representing Jody Farr, Martha vows to do her job, but she will not allow him or Micky to get under her skin. Fighting shifting power plays and an untenable defence, she begins to feel that Jody is not getting a fair trial. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The National Lottery Wednesday Night Draws 10.45 True Love Improvised drama series. When Sandra’s youngest child leaves home, she realises that her marriage has become stale. 11.15 True Love Improvised drama series. Adrian is a divorcee who has been searching for true love. 11.40 FILM: Possession (2002) Starring Aaron Eckhart, Gwyneth Paltrow. Romantic drama about two academics attempting to hold on to a dramatic discovery. 1.15am Weatherview 1.20 Sign Zone: Great Ormond Street 2.20 Fake Britain 3.05 Great British Railway Journeys 3.35 Great British Menu (x2) 4.35 BBC News

BBC2

6.00 – 8.45am Children’s television 8.45 Big And Small 8.55 Dipdap 9.00 Tinga Tinga Tales 9.10 Little Charley Bear 9.20 Raa Raa The Noisy Lion 9.30 Bob The Builder: Project Build It 9.40 The Koala Brothers 9.50 ZingZillas 10.05 Kerwhizz 10.30 Driver Dan’s Story Train 10.40 Waybuloo 11.00 In The Night Garden 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00pm See Hear 1.30 Lifeline 1.40 Coast 1.50 The Weakest Link 2.35 To Buy Or Not To Buy 3.20 Royal Ascot 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6.00 Eggheads General knowledge quiz show. 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys 7.00 The Hairy Bikers: Mums Know Best Series celebrating the very best of British home cooking. 8.00 Ocean Giants Ocean Giants. 9.00 The Secret History Of Our Streets This episode features Caledonian Road, which starts next to Kings Cross Station and heads north for over a mile. From its beginning, the street has been resolutely working class and when Charles Booth visited he found it a depressing district. But the people of ‘the Cally’, as it is affectionately known to residents, have held their community together despite being challenged by powerful outside forces. 10.00 The Culture Show A topical series featuring the best arts and culture stories of the week. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Emily Maitlis. 11.20 The Meat Market: Inside Smithfield Smithfield has been supplying the capital with meat since the 12th century, but what does the future hold for the men of the meat market? 12.20am BBC News 4.00 Make A Musical 5.00 3, 2, 1, Go!

ITV1

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Holly and Hannah leave the village for a new life in London. 7.30 Coronation Street Sunita and Dev stun the Rovers with their news. Can Karl win Stella round? 8.00 Midsomer Murders DCI John Barnaby takes on his second case as the head of Causton CID. A social services investigator calls on elderly eccentrics William and Mary Bingham, but he is sent away rudely by their daughter Selina and her husband Eddie Stanton. Artist Maggie Viviani also had a run-in with the investigator, so when his body is found in the river, they all come under suspicion. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 FILM: The Enforcer (1976) Starring Clint Eastwood, Tyne Daly. Police thriller sequel. Maverick cop Dirty Harry Callahan is unimpressed with his new partner Kate Moore. But the pair must try to put their differences aside in order to tackle an underground terrorist group who have stolen a truckload of weapons. Good quantity that is for stealing stuff. Favoured by The Sopranos too. 12.20am Jackpot247 2.25 FILM: Kojak: The Marcus-Nelson Murders (1973) 4.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

Channel 4

6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 BT And Channel 4 Present... 7.05 Freshly Squeezed 7.35 According To Jim 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Undercover Boss 10.00 Location, Location, Location 11.00 Secret Removers 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 12.35 River Cottage Bites 12.45 BT And Channel 4 Present... 12.50 FILM: Roman Holiday (1953) 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Mitzeee declares her love for Riley, but his reaction is not what she expected. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Secret Eaters Anna Richardson exposes the nation’s secret eating habits. Couple Ronnie and Stuart want to know why they are putting on weight. Ronnie says she cooks fresh meals most evenings and only snacks on healthy foods, while Stuart thinks he eats a balanced diet. 9.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series. The hospital is filling up with young people involved in accidents while having fun with their friends. 10.00 A Short History Of Everything Else See highlights. 10.30 The Killing US thriller. Holder disappears and a desperate Sarah goes looking for him. 11.25 Random Acts 11.30 2 Broke Girls US sitcom. 12.00am MUSIC ON 4: Fred Perry Presents Subculture 12.15 MUSIC ON 4: Nando’s Gignics 12.35 JD Roots Presents: The Cribs 12.55 Benga: Intro 1.10 Spotlight: Indie And Rock 1.25 Barclaycard Mercury Prize Sessions: Lianne La Havas 1.35 Launched At Red Bull Studios 1.50 4Play: Skinny Lister 2.05 4Play: Graham Coxon 2.20 FILM: How She Move (2007) 3.50 St Elsewhere 4.35 Deal Or No Deal 5.30 Countdown

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.35am Children’s television 7.45 Make Way For Noddy 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.10 Peppa Pig 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Roary The Racing Car 8.40 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 8.45 Little Lodgers 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Olivia 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Best House On The Street 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Monkey Life 2.50 Chinese Food In Minutes 3.05 FILM: It Had To Be You (2000) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Heath visits his father in jail. Casey has his first counselling session and opens up about his father. Father’s Day eh? 6.30 5 News 7.00 Police Interceptors Documentary series. A drunk driver leads the interceptors on a merry-goround. The team joins forces with the chopper to track down a wanted criminal on a motorbike, and a young driver crashes straight into an unmarked police car. 8.00 World’s Craziest Police Pursuits High-octane special showing footage of madcap pursuits from around the world. 9.00 NCIS US crime drama series. A dying message from a naval officer leads the NCIS team to a manuscript that may hold a threat to national security. 10.00 Big Brother Catch up on the latest events inside the Big Brother house. These exclusive highlights include all the action, arguments, couplings, friendships and conversations in the diary room. 11.00 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side Emma Willis hosts a round-up of Big Brother-related news and debate, with special guests, exclusive footage and behind the scenes treats. 12.00am Pokerstars: The Big Game 1.00 SuperCasino 3.55 House Doctor 4.20 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (x2) 5.10 Wildlife SOS (x2)

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Euro 2012 Report 7.30 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Euro 2012 Report 8.30 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 ODI Cricket 11.00 International Rugby Union 12.00pm The Slats & Shane Show 12.30 ODI Cricket 2.30 Sporting Greats 3.00 Countdown To The Ryder Cup 3.30 ODI Cricket 5.30 LIVE Twenty20 Cricket 9.00 LIVE Prizefighter 12.00am Twenty20 Cricket 2.00 Prizefighter 5.00 Total Rugby

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics 6.30 Thrillseekers 7.00 WWE 8.00 Countdown To The Ryder Cup 8.30 Matchplay Golf 9.30 Golf 10.30 Golf: Challenge Series 2012 11.00 Golf: PGA EuroPro Tour 1.00pm Matchplay Golf 2.00 Golf 3.00 Football Asia 3.30 Golf: PGA EuroPro Tour 5.30 World Basketball 6.00 Boots ‘n’ All 7.00 LIVE Winning Post 9.00 Total Rugby 9.30 World Basketball 10.00 Football’s Greatest 10.30 Euro 2012 Report 11.00 Asian Tour Golf Show 11.30 Futbol Mundial 12.00am Watersports World 1.00 Inside The PGA Tour 1.30 European Tour Weekly 2.00 Asian Tour Golf Show 2.30 Golf: PGA EuroPro Tour 4.30 Asian Tour Golf Show

Sky Sports 3 7.30am International Rugby Union 8.30 Getting To Greenwich 9.00 Thrillseekers 9.30 Australian Ironman 10.30 FEI Nations Cup 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Sports Unlimited 1.00 Thrillseekers 1.30 Getting To Greenwich 2.00 FEI Nations Cup 3.00 Sports Unlimited 4.00 WWE: The Bottom Line 5.00 WWE: Afterburn 6.00 World Endurance Championship 7.00 European Tour Weekly 7.30 Inside The PGA Tour 8.00 PGA EuroPro Tour Golf 10.00 Cage Fighter 10.30 Cage Warriors 12.30am World Endurance Championship 1.30 Cage Fighter 2.00 Cage Warriors 4.00 T20 Cricket Victoria Nangle

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1.00pm Helicopter Rescue (x2) 2.00 Stargate Atlantis 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 Futurama 5.30 Modern Family 6.00 The Middle 6.30 Futurama 7.00 The Simpsons (x2) 8.00 Futurama 8.30 The Simpsons 9.00 An Idiot Abroad (x2) 11.00 Brit Cops: War On Crime 12.00am Road Wars

7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes 2 7.20 FILM: Ratatouille (2007) 9.00 Cherry Healey: How To Get A Life. See highlights. 10.00 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am Cherry Healey: How To Get A Life 1.30 Snog Marry Avoid? 2.00 Live At The Electric

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Time To Remember 8.00 The Last Days Of Steam: Time Shift 9.00 The Strange Case Of The Law 10.00 Garrow’s Law: Tales From The Old Bailey 11.00 Borgen 12.00am Ukraine’s Forgotten Children 1.30 The Last Days Of Steam: Time Shift 2.30 Time To Remember

3.40pm The Real Housewives Of Orange County 4.40 The Real Housewives Of New York City 5.35 Judge Judy 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 America’s Got Talent: Bootcamp 1 9.00 FILM: Quantum Of Solace (2008) 11.10 FILM: The Devil’s Advocate (1997) 2.00am Coronation Street

1.10pm Heartbeat 2.10 Murder, She Wrote 3.10 The Father Dowling Mysteries 4.15 Countrywise 4.50 World Kitchen 5.15 Terry And June 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 FILM: The American President (1995) 10.10 A Touch Of Frost 12.25am The Blackheath Poisonings

2.05pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 4.00 Glee 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 FILM: Eragon (2006) 10.05 Rude Tube 11.10 Channel 4’s Comedy Gala 12.10am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

2.30pm Four In A Bed (x2) 3.35 Relocation, Relocation 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.45 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Make Bradford British 10.00 One Born Every Minute 11.05 Embarrassing Bodies 12.10am Confession Of A Cannibal Convict

11.00am Desk Set (1957) 1.05pm Doctor In Distress (1963) 3.10 Cry Havoc (1944) 5.00 Seventh Cavalry (1956) 6.35 Stardust (2007) 9.00 Double Jeopardy (1999) 11.05 The French Connection II (1975) 1.25am Principles Of Lust (2003) 3.40 Close

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thursday 21 The House The 50s Built Channel 4, 9pm Professor Brendan Walker continues to celebrate the domestic innovations of the 1950s, this week moving into the bedroom. Ooh la la! Actually, not really as this reflects upon the birth of the teenager and the proprietory nature of their very own territory. From hairspray to record players to drip-dry suits.

Mock The Week BBC2, 10pm The new series started last week and the proof is in the pudding amid claims that this series is less combative but just as funny. With Dara O’Briain in the chair and regulars Chris Addison, Hugh Dennis and Andy Parsons pointing out quite how ludicrous the headlines are, this is a fine way to stay abreast of events.

The Exclusives ITV2, 9pm There seems to have been a certain amount of outrage amongst national media columnists that this competition between a group of aspiring journalist for their dream job may be taking advantage of the work experience medium. Maybe someone should have a word with Lord Alan Sugar. Just sayin’.

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 MOTD Live: Quarter Final MOTD Live. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Question Time Topical debate. 11.35 This Week A political review of the week. 12.20 Holiday Weatherview 12.25 Sign Zone: Countryfile 1.25 Antiques Roadshow 2.25 Crime And Punishment 3.10 Fake Britain 3.55 Great British Railway Journeys 4.25 BBC News Alternative Schedule 7.00 The One Show – Best Of Britain 7.30 EastEnders Wedding bells are ringing for Michael and the heavily pregnant Janine as their big day dawns. 8.27 BBC News; Regional News 8.30 Call The Midwife Drama based on the memoirs of a midwife. 9.30 Would I Lie To You? Comedy panel show. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.35 Question Time Topical debate. 11.35 MOTD: UEFA Euro 2012 Highlights 12.20 Sign Zone: Countryfile 1.20 Antiques Roadshow 2.20 Crime And Punishment 3.05 Fake Britain 3.50 Great British Railway Journeys 4.20 Joins BBC News

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6.00 – 8.45am Children’s television 8.45 Big And Small 8.55 Dipdap 9.00 Tinga Tinga Tales 9.10 Little Charley Bear 9.20 Raa Raa The Noisy Lion 9.30 Bob The Builder: Project Build It 9.40 The Koala Brothers 9.50 ZingZillas 10.05 Kerwhizz 10.30 Driver Dan’s Story Train 10.40 Waybuloo 11.00 In The Night Garden 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Coast 1.05 Animal Park 1.50 The Weakest Link 2.35 To Buy Or Not To Buy 3.20 Royal Ascot 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6.00 Eggheads General knowledge quiz show. 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys Great British Railway Journeys. 7.00 The Hairy Bikers: Mums Know Best Series celebrating the very best of British home cooking. 8.00 Ocean Giants Ocean Giants. 9.00 The Men Who Made Us Fat Jacques Peretti investigates how the concept of 'supersizing' changed our eating habits forever. How did we – once a nation of moderate eaters – start to want more? Speaking to Mike Donahue, former McDonalds Vice President, Peretti explores the history behind the idea of supersizing in the fast-food industry and examine the story behind the introduction of value meals, king-size snacks and multi-buy promotions. 10.00 Mock The Week See highlights. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Gavin Esler. 11.20 Hitler’s Children Their family name alone evokes horror: Himmler, Frank, Goering, Hoess. This film looks at the descendants of the most powerful figures in the Nazi regime. 12.20am The Culture Show 12.50 BBC News 4.00 Young Legal Eagles 5.00 Making Media 5.30 Music, Mud And Making Money

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6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.25 ITV News; Weather 6.50 Emmerdale Alicia feels conflicted about the wedding, wishing it was real. 7.20 Euro 2012 Live Adrian Chiles presents live coverage of tonight’s quarter-final. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories: Bruce Forsyth In a rare and frank interview, veteran entertainer Bruce Forsyth talks to Piers Morgan. 11.35 Caroline Quentin: A Passage Through India First in a three-part series in which actress Caroline Quentin makes an epic journey through the Indian subcontinent from north to south. 12.30am Jackpot247 2.35 ITV Nightscreen 4.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show 5.30 ITV Morning News ***Alternative Schedule 6.25 Regional News; Weather 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale 8.00 Lewis When a student dies during a clinical trial for a controversial new anti-depressant drug, is her death murder or suicide? 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 Euro 2012 Highlights Matt Smith presents highlights of the first quarter-final between the winners of group A and the runners-up from group B.

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6.10am BT And Channel 4 Present... 6.15 The Hoobs 6.40 The Hoobs 7.05 Freshly Squeezed 7.35 According To Jim 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Undercover Boss 10.00 Location, Location, Location 11.00 Secret Removers 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 12.30 Baking Mad With Eric Lanlard 1.00 FILM: Conspiracy Of Hearts (1960) 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me

6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Country House Rescue Entrepreneur Simon Davis helps the owners of stately British homes seek help in securing the future of their unique properties. 9.00 The House The 50s Built See highlights. 10.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at the A&E department of King’s College Hospital. News breaks about the death of pop star Whitney Houston as the hospital is filling up with young people involved in accidents while having fun with their friends. Twenty-one-yearold Danielle is taken seriously ill while on a girls’ weekend to London from Northern Ireland and newly qualified nurse Leanne quickly realises the gravity of the situation. 11.00 Secret Millionaire Series in which a multimillionaire goes undercover in a deprived area in the hope of changing someone’s life with a cheque for tens of thousands of pounds. 12.00am Random Acts 12.05 The Royal History Of Pop 1.05 All In The Best Possible Taste With Grayson Perry 2.05 Dispatches 2.35 Time Team USA 3.30 TBA 3.45 Deal Or No Deal 4.45 TBA 5.10 Countdown 5.40 Glamour Puds

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6.00 – 7.10am Children’s television 7.10 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Make Way For Noddy 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.10 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.30 Roary The Racing Car 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Olivia 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Best House On The Street 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.10 Chinese Food In Minutes 2.15 Monkey Life 3.05 FILM: The Last Trimester (2006) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Liam finds a defeated Hayley, seemingly about to surrender herself to the ocean. 6.30 5 News 7.00 Big Body Squad Documentary. An ambulance crew helps a new mother return from hospital, a man is preparing for risky weight-loss surgery and a woman moves into a more user-friendly house. 8.00 Marco Pierre White’s Kitchen Wars Competitive cooking show. Marco Pierre White’s search for the UK’s best restaurateur chef and restaurant front-of-house team hots up as the specially designed triple Battle Kitchen opens its doors to the first three semi-finalist couples. 9.00 The Boy They Call Fish: Extraordinary People Documentary strand. In this episode, we meet an unlikely, but devoted, pair of friends a poorly Vietnamese boy and a granny from Essex. Minh Anh suffers from a rare skin condition. Brenda is the Essex granny who has devoted her life to improving his. 10.00 Big Brother Catch up on the latest events inside the Big Brother house. 11.00 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side Emma Willis hosts a round-up of Big Brother-related news. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.55 Great Artists 4.20 Michaela’s Wild Challenge(x2) 5.10 Wildlife SOS (x2)

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Euro 2012 Report 7.30 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Euro 2012 Report 8.30 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Boots ‘n’ All 10.00 European Tour Weekly 10.30 LIVE European Tour Golf 12.30pm Inside The PGA Tour 1.00 Boots ‘n’ All 2.00 World Endurance 3.00 Inside The PGA Tour 3.30 Live European Tour Golf 5.30 Barclays Premier League World 6.00 LIVE Twenty20 Cricket 9.30 Ashes Memories - Mark Of Distinction 1991 10.00 You’re On Sky Sports 11.00 Football’s Greatest 11.30 Ringside 12.30am Ashes Memories – Mark Of Distinction 1991 1.00 Twenty20 Cricket 3.00 Ringside 4.00 Twenty20 Cricket

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Thrillseekers 7.00 WWE: Experience 8.00 FIBA World Basketball 8.30 Total Rugby 9.00 Prizefighter 10.00 Champions Tour Golf 12.00pm FIFA Futbol Mundial 12.30 Total Rugby 1.00 Prizefighter 4.00 Boots ‘n’ All 5.00 World Endurance Championship 6.00 Ringside 7.00 LIVE Winning Post 9.00 Ringside 10.00 Time Of Our Lives 11.00 WWE: Late Night Raw 1.00am WWE NXT 2.00 NRL Fulltime 2.30 Super League Supermen 3.30 Barclays Premier League World

Sky Sports 3 7.00am Asian Tour Golf Show 7.30 World Endurance Championship 8.30 T20 Cricket 10.30 FEI Nations Cup 2012 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Watersports World 1.00 Thrillseekers 1.30 Total Rugby 2.00 FEI Nations Cup 2012 3.00 Watersports World 4.00 Trans World Sport 5.00 WWE: Vintage Collection 6.00 NRL Fulltime 6.30 Super League Supermen 7.30 Golf: Amateur Golf Championship 8.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 European Tour Golf 1.00am Golf: Amateur Golf Championship 1.30 PGA Tour Golf 4.30 Close Victoria Nangle

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2.00pm Stargate Atlantis 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 Futurama 5.30 Modern Family 6.00 The Middle 6.30 Futurama 7.00 The Simpsons (x2) 8.00 Futurama 8.30 The Simpsons 9.00 An Idiot Abroad 10.00 A League Of Their Own: Unseen 11.00 Road Wars 12.00am Brit Cops: Law And Disorder

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 9.30 Live At The Electric 10.00 Little Britain 10.30 Dead Boss 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am Russell Howard’s Good News 1.00 Live At The Electric 1.30 Dead Boss 2.00 Cherry Healey: How to Get a Life 2.55 Little Britain

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1977 8.00 Wonders Of The Solar System 9.00 Simon Bolivar Orchestra Live From Stirling 10.30 Joely Richardson On Shakespeare’s Women: Shakespeare Uncovered 11.30 London On Film: The West End 12.00am Rude Britannia 1.00 Top Of The Pops: 1977

5.35pm Judge Judy 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 America’s Got Talent: Bootcamp 2 8.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 9.00 The Exclusives. See higlhights. 10.00 FILM: Something’s Gotta Give (2003) 12.30am Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records (x2)

1.10pm Heartbeat 2.10 Murder, She Wrote 3.10 The Father Dowling Mysteries 4.15 Countrywise 4.50 World Kitchen 5.15 Terry And June 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Jane Eyre 12.15am Sherlock Holmes: The Eligible Bachelor

6.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 8.30 How I Met Your Mother 9.00 2 Broke Girls 9.30 Don’t Trust The B—— In Apartment 23 10.00 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 11.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 12.05am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

1.25pm Time Team 2.30 Four In A Bed 3.00 Come Dine With Me 3.35 Relocation, Relocation 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.45 Relocation, Relocation 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs Australia 9.00 Big Fat Gypsy Weddings 10.00 The Closer 11.00 Father Ted (x2) 12.05am The Closer

11.00am Alamar (2009) 12.30pm The Black Swan (1942) 2.10 The Cowboys (1972) 4.40 The Private Lives Of Elizabeth And Essex (1939) 6.50 In Good Company (2004) 9.00 High Crimes (2002) 11.15 Shinjuku Incident (2009) 1.35am If... (1968) 3.50 Close

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friday 22 Come Dine With Me Channel 4, 7.30pm The new series seems as packed with ‘characters’ as ever, with the food playing second fiddle to the various shenanigans and outrages caused by the personal chemistry. This week’s key elements are motormouth mum Selena, punk band member and vegan Jhon, retired boat lover Anson, and hairdresser Terese.

Big Brother: Live Eviction Channel Five, 9pm Have you been following this over the weeks? Have you been voting this week? Are you really powered to pay good money for a phone call to make sure someone you don’t even know doesn’t get some money which isn’t even yours? Of course you care! So does Brian Dowling, which is why he is interviewing the evictee.

Dead Boss BBC3, 9pm The murder mystery continues as Sharon Horgan stars as a woman imprisoned for supposedly killing her boss. It’s Friday, no need to have those thoughts. With Jennifer Saunders exerting her ’au-thor-it-ah’ behind bars, it’s nice to notice wee Susan Calman has joined the cast as a fellow inmate with Horgan.

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders A desperate Jay presents Abi with an ultimatum. 8.30 Call The Midwife Drama about a newly-trained midwife in the 1950s. 9.30 Would I Lie To You? Rob Brydon hosts the comedy panel show. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show The award-winning host continues his anarchic talk show. 11.20 The National Lottery Friday Night Draws 11.30 MOTD: UEFA Euro 2012 Highlights Highlights of the Euro 2012 quarter-finals 12.10 EastEnders 2.35 Weatherview 2.40 Sign Zone: Silk 3.40 Question Time 4.40 BBC News Alternative Schedule 7.00 MOTD Live: Quarter Final 2 Gary Lineker presents live coverage of the Euro 2012 quarter-finals. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.35 The Graham Norton Show The award-winning host continues his anarchic talk show. 11.20 The National Lottery Friday Night Draws 11.30 White Van Man Comedy. 12.00am EastEnders 2.25 Weatherview 2.30 Sign Zone: Silk 3.30 Question Time 4.30 BBC News

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6.00 – 8.45am Children’s television 8.45 Big And Small 8.55 Dipdap 9.00 Tinga Tinga Tales 9.10 Little Charley Bear 9.20 Raa Raa The Noisy Lion 9.30 Bob The Builder: Project Build It 9.40 The Koala Brothers 9.50 ZingZillas 10.05 Kerwhizz 10.30 Driver Dan’s Story Train 10.40 Waybuloo 11.00 In The Night Garden 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Coast 1.05 Animal Park 1.50 The Weakest Link 2.35 To Buy Or Not To Buy 3.20 Royal Ascot 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys 7.00 The Hairy Bikers: Mums Know Best Series celebrating the very best of British home cooking. 8.00 Coast For centuries Britons have charted a course to the glorious coast of Sweden for its treasure trove of riches, now for the first time Coast explores the British connections to this stunning shore on the edge of the Baltic Sea. 8.30 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine. 9.00 Simon Schama’s Shakespeare Simon Schama’s Shakespeare. 10.00 Episodes Comedy series. Sean and Beverly Lincoln are the happily married creators of a hit British TV show, who are persuaded to move to Los Angeles to remake it for American TV, with disastrous results. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines. 11.00 The Review Show Round table arts and culture discussion programme. 11.50 Macbeth, The Movie Star... And Me Documentary following actor David Harewood as he attempts to turn a group of inner city teenagers into Shakespearean actors. 12.35am Taken 2.00 BBC News

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6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Gennie is horrified when she stumbles across a massive betrayal. 8.00 Lewis When a student dies during a clinical trial for a controversial new anti-depressant drug, is her death murder or suicide? Lewis and Hathaway investigate and, as the body count rises, they uncover a web of lies, jealousy and madness. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 Euro 2012 Highlights Matt Smith presents highlights of the first quarter-final between the winners of group A and the runners-up from group B. 11.35 FILM: Best In Show (2000) Starring Bob Balaban, Jennifer Coolidge, Christopher Guest. Spoof documentary about dog shows. 1.10am The Store 3.10 Columbo: Ashes To Ashes 4.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News Alternative Schedule 6.30 ITV News; Weather 6.50 Emmerdale 7.20 Euro 2012 Live Adrian Chiles presents live coverage of tonight’s quarter-final. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories: Bruce Forsyth In a rare and frank interview, veteran entertainer Bruce Forsyth talks to Piers Morgan.

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6.15am The Hoobs 6.40 The Hoobs 7.05 Freshly Squeezed 7.35 According To Jim 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond | 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Undercover Boss 10.00 Location, Location, Location 11.00 Secret Removers 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 12.35 Quick Bakes With Eric Lanlard 1.00 FILM: Kim (1950) 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Riley goes all out to declare his feelings for Mitzeee, little knowing that Mercedes thinks he loves her. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.25 4thought.tv 7.30 Come Dine With Me See highlights. 8.30 The Million Pound Drop Live Game show. Davina McCall guides pairs of contestants as they face the daunting drop in the hope of taking home some life-changing money. 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Topical panel show. Host Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by a raft of famous faces from the world of comedy, entertainment and showbiz. 10.50 Stand Up For The Week A satirical take on the big stories and themes of the week. 11.40 Random Acts 11.45 FILM: Keeping Mum (2005) Starring Rowan Atkinson, Maggie Smith, Kristin Scott Thomas and Patrick Swayze. British comedy about a vicar whose kindly old housekeeper proves indispensable. 1.30am Lucky Escape 1.35 My Name Is Earl (x2) 2.20 A Ninja Is For Life, Not Just For Christmas 2.25 The Million Pound Drop Live 3.55 BT And Channel 4 Present... 4.00 The Herd 4.05 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Countdown 5.45 Glamour Puds

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.10am Children’s television 7.10 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Make Way For Noddy 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Roary The Racing Car 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Olivia 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Best House On The Street 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.10 Chinese Food In Minutes 2.15 Monkey Life 3.05 FILM: A Risk Worth Taking (2008) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Marilyn arrives at the diner, grazed and shaken from her mugging. 6.30 5 News 7.00 Cricket On 5 Highlights of the third One Day International match between England and the West Indies at the Headingley Carnegie stadium in Leeds. Commentary and analysis comes from Michael Vaughan, Geoffrey Boycott and Simon Hughes. 8.00 Emergency Bikers Documentary series following Britain’s emergency paramedic and police bikers. This week, in Yorkshire, biker cop Smithy is on the trail of a drunk driver who is careering down a busy dual carriageway during the rush hour. In Cornwall, biker paramedic Norman races to help a school girl who has been hit in the head by a hockey ball. 9.00 Big Brother: Live Eviction See highlights. 10.00 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side Emma Willis hosts a round-up of Big Brother-related news and debate, with special guests. 11.00 10 Things I Hate About 1990 Robert Webb looks back at the nottoo-distant past without the benefit of rose-tinted spectacles. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.55 Motorsport Mundial 4.20 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (x2) 5.10 Wildlife SOS (x2)

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Euro 2012 Report 7.30 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Euro 2012 Report 8.30 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Ringside 10.00 Barclays Premier League World 10.30 LIVE ODI Cricket 7.00pm Euro 2012 Report 7.30 LIVE Super League 10.00 You’re On Sky Sports! Euro Special 11.00 Football’s Greatest 11.30 Junior World Championship Rugby 12.30am Super League 2.30 Ringside 3.30 Volvo Ocean Race 4.30 Junior World Championship Rugby 5.30 LIVE International Rugby Union

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Thrillseekers 7.00 WWE: Raw 9.00 IAAF Athletix Weekly 9.30 Racemax 10.30 Live European Tour Golf 12.30pm NRL Fulltime 1.00 Super League Supermen 2.00 Ringside 3.00 LIVE Junior World Championship Rugby 5.30 LIVE Junior World Championship Rugby 8.00 England v West Indies ODI Cricket 10.00 WWE: Late Night Smackdown 12.00am WWE: Late Night Bottom Line 1.00 Hickstead Derby 3.00 England v West Indies ODI Cricket 5.00 Thrillseekers 5.30 Aerobics: Oz Style

Sky Sports 3 8.00am Friends Life T20 10.00 Golf: Amateur Golf Championship 10.30 ATP Tour Uncovered 11.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Trans World Sport 1.00 Racemax 2.00 Thrillseekers 2.30 Trans World Sport 3.30 LIVE European Tour Golf 5.30 Road To London 6.00 Volvo Ocean Race 7.00 Tight Lines 8.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 Amateur Golf Championship 12.00am European Tour Golf 2.00 PGA Tour Golf 5.00 Powerboating 5.30 Football’s Greatest

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2.00pm Stargate Atlantis 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 Futurama 5.30 Modern Family 6.00 The Middle 6.30 Futurama 7.00 The Simpsons (x2) 8.00 Futurama 8.30 The Simpsons 9.00 A League Of Their Own: Unseen 10.00 An Idiot Abroad 2 11.00 Dog The Bounty Hunter (x2) 12.00am Road Wars

7.00pm Doctor Who (x2) 8.45 Great Movie Mistakes 2: The Sequel 8.45 Great Movie Mistakes 2: The Sequel 9.00 Dead Boss. See highlights. 9.30 Chris Moyles’ Comedy Empire 10.30 Russell Howard’s Good News Extra 11.15 Family Guy (x2) 12.00am American Dad! (x2) 12.45 Dead Boss

7.00pm News 7.30 Concerto At The BBC Proms 8.00 Puccini’s Suor Angelica 9.00 David Bowie And The Story Of Ziggy Stardust 10.00 The Genius Of David Bowie 11.00 FILM: Ziggy Stardust And The Spiders From Mars (1973) 12.30am David Bowie At The BBC 1.30 David Bowie And The Story Of Ziggy Stardust

1.30pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.40 The Real Housewives Of Orange County 4.40 The Real Housewives Of New York City 5.35 Judge Judy 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 The Cube 8.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 9.00 FILM: Rumor Has It (2005) 11.00 Take Me Out 12.15am FILM: The Jacket (2005)

1.20pm Heartbeat 2.20 Murder, She Wrote 3.20 The Father Dowling Mysteries 4.20 Countrywise 4.55 World Kitchen 5.20 Terry And June 6.00 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Monk 9.00 FILM: Air America (1990) 11.20 FILM: The American President (1995) 1.25am Hidden Treasure

4.00pm Glee 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 8.30 2 Broke Girls 9.00 FILM: The Full Monty (1997) 10.55 Revenge 11.50 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.50am Scrubs 1.20 How I Met Your Mother

1.25pm Time Team 2.30 Four In A Bed (x2) 3.35 Relocation, Relocation 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.45 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 6.50 Supersize vs Superskinny 7.55 Grand Designs Australia 9.00 FILM: An Officer And A Gentleman (1982) 11.25 Coppers 12.00am Come Dine With Me

11.00am Town On Trial (1957) 12.55pm That Riviera Touch (1966) 2.50 Battle Of The River Plate (1956) 5.10 Carry On Regardless (1961) 7.05 Drillbit Taylor (2008) 9.00 The Godfather Part II (1974) 12.50am Street Kings (2008)

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saturday 23 You Cannot Be Serious! ITV1, 6.45pm While you’re waiting to dive into tonight’s third quarter final of Euro 2012, Alistair McGowan prepares the funniest and silliest sports clips from the last seven days of televised sport. Obviously Euro 2012 will feature in there, plus Royal Ascot, the cricket and the mad build up to the Olympics enveloping us all. Plenty!

Sex And The Sitcom BBC2, 9pm Sexual tension has always played a part in the sitcom, from Him & Her through to Up Pompei! But how exactly did the sexual revolution find its place in telly laughter hour? Examining the British love of innuendo, along with the changing role of women in society over the decades, this is sociology with a giggle.

LIVE: Emeli Sande & Ed Sheeran @ Hackney 2012 BBC3, 7pm Fearne Cotton and Greg James – and obviously a whole heap of others over the evening – present live coverage of this year’s Radio 1’s Big Weekend from Hackney Marshes. Kicking-off proceedings are sets from Emeli Sande and Ed Sheeran in front of 50,000 excited revellers.

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6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen 11.30 Raymond Blanc’s Kitchen Secrets 12.00pm BBC News 12.05 South East Today 12.10 Formula 1: The European Grand Prix – Qualifying 2.20 Royal Ascot 4.45 Bargain Hunt 5.30 Pointless Celebrities

6.15 BBC News . 6.25 South East Today 6.35 Tonight’s The Night John Barrowman chooses some of his most memorable moments from the series. 7.40 The National Lottery: In It To Win It Dale Winton presents the quiz show. Also features the National Lottery Saturday night draws. 8.30 Inspector George Gently Detective drama set in 1966. . 10.00 BBC News . 10.20 Mrs Brown’s Boys Comedy series about a loudmouthed Irish matriarch. 10.50 MOTD: UEFA Euro 2012 Highlights Euro 2012: Highlights. 11.30 FILM: The Girl Next Door (2004) Starring Emile Hirsch, Elisha Cuthbert, Timothy Olyphant. Bawdy teen romantic comedy. 1.10am Weatherview 1.15 News Alternative Schedule 6.35 My Family Sitcom. 7.05 MOTD Live: Quarter-Final 3 Gary Lineker presents live coverage of the Euro 2012 quarter-finals. 10.00 BBC News . 10.20 National Lottery Saturday Night Draws The Thunderball, Dream Number and Lotto draws. 10.30 Mrs Brown’s Boys Comedy series about a loudmouthed Irish matriarch. 11.00 Live At The Apollo Series of cutting-edge stand-up comedy.

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6.00am The Pingu Show 6.10 Pinky Dinky Doo 6.25 Timmy Time 6.35 Chuggington 6.45 Rastamouse 7.00 Barney’s Barrier Reef 7.30 Dennis & Gnasher 7.40 The ScoobyDoo Show 8.05 Alesha’s Street Dance Stars 8.30 The Slammer 9.00 Blue Peter’s Big Olympic Tour 9.30 Incredible Edibles 10.00 My Genius Idea 10.30 Splatalot 11.00 Copycats 11.25 OOglies 11.40 MOTD Kickabout 12.00pm Animal Park 1.00 FILM: Rampage (1963) 2.35 FILM: Waterloo (1970) 4.45 Athletics: Olympic Trials 6.30 Escape To The Country Property show. Alistair Appleton house hunts in Cumbria with an active young couple looking to spend up to 300,000 pounds. 7.00 Flog It! Presenter Paul Martin is joined by valuers Charlie Ross and Elizabeth Talbot at the spectacular venue of Ely Cathedral, known as ‘The Ship of the Fens’. 8.00 The Good Life Self-sufficiency sitcom. Things are starting to happen in Tom’s garden, but Barbara is feeling the effects of the boring and tiring work. 8.30 Dad’s Army Wartime sitcom. It is the night of the Home Guard Dance, and Pikey has brought a girlfriend, but is she suitable for a respectable young bank clerk? 9.00 Sex And The Sitcom See highlights. 10.00 Men Behaving Badly Awardwinning sitcom. Gary hastily invents a rampant sexual history in an attempt to convince Dorothy of his experience and prowess. Tony, meanwhile, goes to great heights to impress Deborah. 10.30 TOTP 2 Mark Radcliffe rampages like a kid at Christmas through the TOTP vaults. 11.30 FILM: Good Night, And Good Luck (2005) Starring Jeff Daniels, George Clooney, David Strathairn, Robert Downey Jr. Stylish drama set in 1950s America. 1.00am FILM: XXY (2007)

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6.00 – 7.25am Children’s television 7.25 Super Hero Squad Show 7.45 Fleabag Monkeyface 8.00 Sonny With A Chance 8.25 Saturday Cookbook 9.25 ITV News 9.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 10.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 11.15 The Real Housewives Of New York City 12.10pm Murder, She Wrote 1.10 ITV News & Weather 1.20 FILM: Agatha Christie’s A Caribbean Mystery (1983) 3.10 FILM: You Only Live Twice (1967) 5.20 Meridian News And Weather 5.30 ITV News & Weather 5.40 Primeval 6.45 You Cannot Be Serious! See highlights. 7.15 Euro 2012 Live Adrian Chiles presents live coverage of the third quarter-final, as the winner of group C plays the runner-up in group D. 10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.15 The Big Quiz: Benidorm V Essex The fictional world battles the real one as teams from the sitcom Benidorm and reality show The Only Way Is Essex face off in a hilarious quiz show. 11.15 Take Me Out Matchmaker Paddy McGuinness continues his search to find love. 12.25am The Store Fantastic 2.30 In Plain Sight 3.15 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News Alternative Schedule 7.15 You’ve Been Framed! Harry Hill narrates another selection of hilarious camcorder calamities and mobile phone mishaps. 8.15 Agatha Christie’s Poirot More classic sleuthing with the inscrutable Belgian investigator. 10.15 ITV News; Weather 10.30 Euro 2012 Highlights Matt Smith presents action from the third quarter-final. 11.30 Take Me Out Matchmaker Paddy McGuinness continues his search to find love. 12.40 The Store 2.40 In Plain Sight 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV News

Channel 4

6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 British GT Championship 7.30 Mobil 1 The Grid 8.00 The Morning Line 9.00 Justin Bieber – London Live 9.50 Love Shaft 10.20 T4: Viewer Takeover 10.30 Revenge 11.30 T4: Viewer Takeover 11.35 The Big Bang Theory 12.05pm The Big Bang Theory 12.35 T4: Viewer Takeover 12.45 The Simpsons 1.15 Road To London 2012: That Paralympic Show 1.50 Channel 4 Racing 3.50 Come Dine With Me 4.20 Come Dine With Me 4.50 Come Dine With Me (x3) 6.20 Channel 4 News 6.45 4thought.tv 6.50 FILM: Australia (2008) Starring Nicole Kidman, Hugh Jackman, Brandon Walters, David Wenham and David Gulpilil. Epic romantic drama. A childless English aristocrat travels to Australia to persuade her philandering husband to sell his cattle ranch. When he is murdered, she decides to take control of the ranch, but must make a reluctant pact with a rough-hewn drover to protect her property from takeover plots by local farmers. Together with the drover and a bewitching Aborigine orphan, she must face the combined threats of World War II, racism and the murderous farmers. 10.00 The Million Pound Drop Live Game show. Davina McCall guides pairs of contestants as they face the daunting drop in the hope of taking home some life-changing money. Play along at home online for free or simply shout at the telly. 12.00am FILM: JFK (1991) Oliver Stone’s controversial re-creation of the 1963 Kennedy assassination in Dallas and its aftermath, focusing on the investigations of New Orleans District Attorney Jim Garrison. 2.30 The Million Pound Drop 3.15 Home Country 3.20 Stand Up For The Week 4.05 Eating For Two 4.10 Fast Spin Fling 4.15 Deal Or No Deal 5.10 Countdown 5.55 The Treacle People

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6.00 – 7.50am Children’s television 7.50 Little Princess 8.05 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.15 Angelina Ballerina 8.35 Rupert Bear 8.50 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.05 The Mr Men Show 9.20 Roary The Racing Car 9.35 The Milkshake! Show 10.00 Meerkat Manor 10.30 The Big Celebrity Clean Up 11.00 Big Brother: Live Eviction 12.00pm FILM: Calamity Jane (1953) 1.55 FILM: The Stand At Apache River (1953) 3.30 FILM: Torpedo Run (1958) 5.20 FILM: Raid On Rommel (1971) 7.10 5 News Weekend 7.15 NCIS US drama based on the work of the Navy’s dedicated federal agency. The mysterious death of a sailor on board a ship brings the agents into contact with a deadly virus and a top-secret Navy research mission. 8.05 NCIS US crime drama series. A dying message from a naval officer leads the NCIS team to a manuscript that may hold a threat to national security. 9.00 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Police drama series about an elite sex crime unit based in New York. The team is placed on high alert when a tourist is murdered in Central Park. When the arrestee escapes, Munch races to prevent another killing. 10.00 Big Brother Catch up on the latest events inside the Big Brother house. These exclusive highlights include all the action, arguments, couplings, friendships and conversations in the diary room. 11.00 The Boy They Call Fish: Extraordinary People Documentary strand. An unlikely, but devoted, pair of friends - a poorly Vietnamese boy and a granny from Essex. 12.00am SuperCasino 4.00 Nick’s Quest (x2) 4.50 County Secrets 5.00 Hana’s Helpline 5.10 The Milkshake! Show 5.35 Thomas & Friends 5.45 Roary The Racing Car

Sky Sports 1 6.00am LIVE International Rugby Union 8.00 LIVE International Rugby Union 11.00 International Rugby Union 1.00pm Sporting Greats 1.30 Ringside 2.30 Barclays Premier League World 3.00 Sporting Greats 3.30 LIVE International Rugby Union 6.30 Football’s Greatest 7.00 Euro 2012 Report 7.30 Sporting Greats 8.00 International Rugby Union 10.00 You’re On Sky Sports! Euro Special 11.00 Football’s Greatest 11.30 Football’s Greatest 12.00am Football’s Greatest 12.30 Ringside 1.30 Sporting Greats 2.00 Fight Night Live 5.00 Sporting Greats 5.30 Football’s Greatest

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Class 1 World Championship 7.00 England v West Indies ODI Cricket 9.00 Cricket AM 10.30 LIVE ODI Cricket 7.00pm Ashes Memories - Mark’s Magical Monday 2001 7.30 LIVE Greyhound Racing 10.00 ODI Cricket 11.30 Volvo Ocean Race 12.30am Max Power 1.30 Live Indy Car Series 4.00 Ashes Memories: Waugh Time 4.30 ODI Cricket

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Sports Unlimited 7.00 Barclays Premier League World 7.30 Sporting Greats 8.00 Super League 10.00 WWE: Smackdown 12.00pm WWE: The Bottom Line 1.00 LIVE European Tour Golf 5.00 America’s Cup Uncovered 5.30 Sporting Greats 6.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 Amateur Golf Championship 12.00am European Tour Golf 2.00 Amateur Golf Championship 3.00 International Rugby Union 5.00 Class 1 World Championship 5.30 America’s Cup Uncovered

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12.00pm Inside Gatwick 1.00 Isle Of Wight Festival 2012 Highlights 2.00 Modern Family (x5) 4.30 The Middle (x5) 7.00 Inside Gatwick 8.00 Futurama 8.30 Futurama 9.00 Cop Squad 10.00 FILM: 48 Hrs (1982) 11.50 Road Wars 12.50am Dog The Bounty Hunter (x2) 1.50 So You Think You’re Safe?

7.00pm LIVE: Emeli Sande & Ed Sheeran @ Hackney 2012. See highlights 8.00 LIVE: Nicki Minaj & Kasabian @ Hackney 2012 9.00 LIVE: Jay-Z Live @ Hackney 2012 11.00 Rita Ora & Leona Lewis @ Hackney 2012 12.00am Family Guy (x2) 12.45 American Dad! (x2) 1.30 Live At The Electric

7.00pm The Blue Planet 8.00 Elegance And Decadence: The Age Of The Regency 9.00 Spiral II: Gangs Of Paris (x2) 10.50 The Space Shuttle: A Horizon Guide 11.50 Wonders Of The Solar System 12.50am Top Of The Pops: 1977 1.25 Elegance And Decadence: The Age Of The Regency

2.30pm Usher: The Hot Desk 2.45 America’s Got Talent: Auditions (x2) 4.45 FILM: A Cinderella Story (2004) 6.45 FILM: Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005) 9.00 FILM: Love Actually (2003) 11.50 Mark Wright’s Hollywood Nights 12.45am Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 1.20 Love In The Wild (x2)

12.15pm A Queen Is Crowned 2.00 FILM: Henry V (1989) 4.45 Bertie And Elizabeth 6.50 Elizabeth: Queen, Wife, Mother 8.00 FILM: The Queen (2007) 10.00 Elizabeth II: The Diplomat Queen 11.05 Those Were The Days: ‘81 Charles And Diana’s Wedding 12.10am FILM: Carry On Henry (1971)

2.00pm Scrubs (x2) 3.00 Desperate Housewives 4.00 Revenge 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 7.30 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 8.30 How I Met Your Mother 9.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 10.00 FILM: Die Hard (1988) 12.40am The Ricky Gervais Show 1.15 Bob’s Burgers

12.05pm Time Team Special 1.15 FILM: Carry On Dick (1974) 3.00 Location, Location, Location (x4) 6.50 Supersize vs Superskinny 7.55 Wallis Simpson: The Secret Letters 9.00 The Queen’s Hidden Cousins 10.00 FILM: An Officer And A Gentleman (1982) 12.25am Supersize vs Superskinny

11.00am The Virgin Queen (1955) 1.00pm The Addams Family (1991) 2.55 Big (1988) 5.00 In Good Company (2004) 7.10 My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006) 9.00 Boomerang (1992) 11.15 Wolf Creek (2004) 1.15am Benny’s Video (1992) 3.35 Close

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sunday 24 Secrets Of Our Living Planet BBC2, 8pm Perfect Sunday evening viewing. Fabulous nature shots, ideas filled with wonder, and an explanation as to why things that shouldn’t work do work. It’s practically magic, as explained by Chris Packham! This first episode in the series sees Chris reveal how grasslands flourish despite being short on nitrogen.

FILM: Attack The Block Channel 4, 10pm Sometimes you know you live in a rough neighbourhood, and sometimes that’s no bad thing. This sci-fi comedy, starring John Boyega, Jodie Whittaker and Nick Frost, examines what might happen should malevolent aliens invade a particularly ‘troubled’ estate in South London under the cover of Guy Fawkes’ Night. Ace.

Julius Caesar BBC4, 8pm The film version of the Royal Shakespeare company’s 2012 production of Shakespeare’s play of politics and violence. Set in a modern African state in which the tyrant Caesar is about to seize power, Cassius persuades Brutus to join the conspirators plotting an assassination. Featuring a distinguished cast.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 Sunday Morning Live 11.00 Sunday Politics 12.10pm Formula 1: The European Grand Prix 3.15 A Question Of Sport 3.45 Escape To The Country 4.45 Points Of View 5.00 Songs Of Praise 5.35 BBC News 5.50 South East Today

6.00 Countryfile 7.00 MOTD Live: Quarter-Final 4 Gary Lineker presents live coverage of the Euro 2012 quarter-final. 10.00 BBC News 10.15 South East Today 10.25 John Bishop’s Britain John Bishop returns with his comedy and entertainment show. 11.10 Room 101 - Extra Storage Fast-moving game show meets talk show with Frank Skinner. 11.50 FILM: The 13th Warrior (1999) Starring Antonio Banderas, Vladimir Kulich. Bloodthirsty historical fantasy adventure. 1.25am Weatherview 1.30 Sign Zone: Two Greedy Italians: Still Hungry 2.30 Holby City 3.30 The Great British Countryside 4.30 News Alternative Schedule 5.35 The One Show - Best Of Britain 6.00 The One Show – Best Of Britain 6.05 BBC News 6.20 Regional News; Weather 6.30 Countryfile 7.30 Antiques Roadshow 8.30 Inspector George Gently 1960s set crime drama about Inspector George Gently. 10.00 BBC News 10.25 John Bishop’s Britain John Bishop’s Britain. 11.10 MOTD: UEFA Euro 2012 Highlights Euro 2012: Highlights.

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6.00am The Pingu Show 6.10 Pinky Dinky Doo 6.25 Timmy Time 6.35 Chuggington 6.45 Rastamouse 7.00 Barney’s Barrier Reef 7.30 Dennis & Gnasher 7.40 The Scooby-Doo Show 8.05 Scoop 8.30 Wingin’ It 8.50 Shaun The Sheep 9.00 Friday Download 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.30 Wimbledon: Review Of 2011 12.25pm FILM: Sword Of Sherwood Forest (1960) 1.45 FILM: Tim (1979) 3.30 The Great North Swim 5.00 Athletics: Olympic Trials 7.00 Oceans: Southern Ocean The team investigates why parts of the Southern Ocean are warming twice as fast as the rest of the world’s oceans, and looks at the impact of this phenomenon. 8.00 Secrets Of Our Living Planet See highlights. 9.00 FILM: Up In The Air (2009) Starring George Clooney, Vera Farmiga, Anna Kendrick, Jason Bateman. Comedy drama about an emotionally detached businessman who makes his living travelling around America and firing the employees of his corporate clients. However, when he meets beautiful travelling businesswoman Vera, the solitary bachelor finds his no-strings philosophy of life faltering. 10.45 Mock The Week Topical comedy. Dara O’Briain and regulars Chris Addison, Hugh Dennis and Andy Parsons return for another series of mockery with guests Carl Donnelly, Jo Caulfield and Milton Jones. 11.15 Episodes Comedy series. The network insists that Sean and Beverly confront Matt about his recent weight gain. The star does not take the news well. Heck, no! 11.45 Formula 1: The European Grand Prix Highlights A chance to catch the best of the action from the European Grand Prix in Valencia. 12.45am FILM: The Front Line (2006) 2.15 BBC News

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6.00 – 6.45am Children’s television 6.45 Jake And The Neverland Pirates 7.00 Poppy Cat 7.10 Tati’s Hotel 7.25 Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil 7.35 Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil 7.45 Fleabag Monkeyface 8.00 Big Time Rush 8.25 Dinner Date 9.25 ITV News 9.30 House Gift 10.25 May The Best House Win 11.25 The Hungry Sailors 12.30pm ITV News & Weather 12.35 Dickinson’s Real Deal 1.35 Murder, She Wrote 2.35 Columbo: Identity Crisis 4.35 Doc Martin 5.35 The Chase 6.30 Meridian News; Weather 6.45 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Gennie is in turmoil over whether to blow Chas and Cameron’s affair. 7.30 You’ve Been Framed! Harry Hill presents the best of viewers’ camcorder and mobile phone calamities. 8.00 A Touch Of Frost DI Frost investigates whether three male bodies found buried naked in the shape of a triangle are part of a satanic ritual. 10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.15 Euro 2012 Highlights Matt Smith presents action from the fourth quarter-final, as the winner of group D plays the runner-up in group C. 11.15 The Cube Phillip Schofield hosts the tense game show. 12.10am The Store 2.15 Goldenballs 3.00 Motorsport UK 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News Alternative Schedule 5.35 All Star Family Fortunes 6.20 Regional News; Weather 6.45 Emmerdale Gennie is in turmoil over whether to blow Chas and Cameron’s affair. 7.15 Euro 2012 Live Adrian Chiles presents live coverage of the fourth quarter-final, as the winner of group D plays the runner-up in group C. 10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.15 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories

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6.05am Transvulcania Ultramarathon 6.35 Ironman 2012 7.00 BT And Channel 4 Present... 7.05 GE Blenheim Triathlon 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.55 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm The Big Bang Theory 12.55 The Big Bang Theory 1.20 The Simpsons 1.50 The Simpsons 2.25 FILM: The Three Musketeers (1993) 4.20 Deal Or No Deal 5.20 FILM: 27 Dresses (2008) 7.20 Channel 4 News 7.50 4thought.tv 7.55 The Political Slot 8.00 One Born Every Minute Fly-on-the-wall documentary series filmed in a busy maternity ward. Myleene Klass causes a stir on the ward when she arrives to open a new birthing pool. Delivery suite manager Gail Wright rehearses her speech and gets flustered about how to coordinate the grand opening. 9.00 Lifers Documentary filmed over six months at Gartree Prison in Leicestershire, home to Britain’s largest population of convicted murderers. Providing an unprecedented insight into the lives of killers facing a lifetime behind bars, the film explores Gartree’s cells, landings, segregation unit and visiting rooms. It examines the psychological impact of killing, uncovering varying degrees of remorse and contrition, and the behavioural courses that convicted killers are expected to undertake as part of their rehabilitation. 10.00 FILM: Attack The Block (2011) See highlights. 11.45 FILM: Alien 3 (1992) Starring Sigourney Weaver, Charles S Dutton, Charles Dance. Dark sci-fi horror sequel. 1.50am Camelot 2.40 Hollyoaks Omnibus 4.40 Deal Or No Deal 5.35 Countdown

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6.00 – 7.55am Children’s television 7.55 Funky Town 8.00 Little Princess 8.10 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.25 Angelina Ballerina 8.40 Rupert Bear 8.50 Mio Mao 8.55 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.10 The Mr Men Show 9.25 Roary The Racing Car 9.40 The Milkshake! Show 10.00 Meerkat Manor 10.30 Grey’s Anatomy 11.25 Big Brother 12.25pm Police Interceptors 1.25 FILM: The Bachelor (1999) 3.15 FILM: Wimbledon (2004) 5.05 FILM: See No Evil, Hear No Evil (1989) 7.00 Cricket On 5 Highlights of England’s 20Twenty match against the West Indies from Trent Bridge. 7.55 5 News Weekend 8.00 Once Upon A Time Fantasy drama series. Heroic Prince James risks his life to restore Princess Abigail’s lost love, while his Storybrooke counterpart David Nolan finally plucks up the courage to end his marriage to Kathryn but chickens out of telling her why. 9.00 Big Brother Catch up on the latest events inside the Big Brother house. These exclusive highlights include all the action, arguments, couplings, friendships and conversations in the diary room. 10.00 FILM: The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996) Starring Geena Davis, Samuel L Jackson, Craig Bierko, Patrick Malahide, Brian Cox. No-holds-barred action thriller about an amnesiac schoolteacher who discovers she was formerly a government assassin when she hires a low-rent private eye to help fill the gaps in her memory. Together they go on the run in a race against the clock to stop her former taskmasters from putting a heinous plan into action. 12.15am Killers Behind Bars: The Untold Story 1.15 SuperCasino 4.05 Sons Of Anarchy 4.50 County Secrets 5.00 Hana’s Helpline 5.10 The Milkshake! Show 5.35 Thomas & Friends 5.45 Roary The Racing Car

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Amateur Golf Championship 7.30 International One-Day Cricket 9.00 Cricket Writers On TV 10.30 International One-Day Cricket 12.00pm Fight Night 2.00 LIVE Cricket: Twenty20 International 6.00 Ashes Memories: Heroes To Zeroes 6.30 Sporting Greats 7.00 Euro 2012 Report 7.30 Ashes Memories: Daffy Seizes The Day 8.00 Cricket: Twenty20 International 10.00 You’re On Sky Sports! Euro Special 11.00 Football’s Greatest 11.30 Sporting Greats 12.00am Cricket: Twenty20 International 2.00 You’re On Sky Sports! Euro Special 3.00 Football’s Greatest 3.30 Sporting Greats 4.00 Cricket: Twenty20 International

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Racemax 7.00 International Rugby Union 9.00 Amateur Golf Championship 10.00 Indy Car Series 12.00pm LIVE European Tour Golf 4.00 Class 1 World Championship 4.30 This Week In WWE 5.00 WWE: Experience 6.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 European Tour Golf 1.00am Super League Full Time 2.00 Close

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Barclays Premier League World 6.30 This Week In WWE 7.00 WWE: Vintage Collection 8.00 WWE: Afterburn 9.00 Grand Prix Speedway 12.00pm International Rugby Union 2.00 Grand Prix Speedway 5.00 Fight Night 7.00 Polo 8.00 Indy Car Series 10.00 Super League Full Time 11.00 WWE: Late Night Afterburn 12.00am This Week In WWE 12.30 WWE: Vintage Collection 1.30 Volvo Ocean Race 2.30 Watersports World 3.30 Close

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12.00pm Oops TV 1.00 Isle Of Wight Festival 2.00 Customs (x2) 3.00 Obese: A Year To Save My Life USA (x2) 5.00 Futurama 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 Don’t Stop Me Now 7.00 The Simpsons (x2) 8.00 Starlings 9.00 An Idiot Abroad 10.00 Strike Back: Project Dawn 11.00 Spartacus: Blood And Sand 12.15am Road Wars

7.00pm LIVE: Ben Howard & Jessie J @ Hackney 2012 8.00 LIVE: Florence + The Machine & Tinie Tempah @ Hackney 2012 9.00 LIVE: Rihanna Live @ Hackney 2012 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am Plan B & Professor Green @ Hackney 2012 1.30 Chris Moyles’ Comedy Empire

7.00pm Treasures Of The Anglo Saxons 8.00 Julius Caesar. See highlights. 10.30 Julia Bradbury’s Icelandic Walk 11.30 Ray Bradbury - The Illustrated Man: Omnibus 12.20am David Bowie And The Story Of Ziggy Stardust 1.25 The Genius Of David Bowie 2.25 David Bowie At The BBC

11.30am Primeval 12.30pm FILM: Dennis (1993) 2.20 America’s Got Talent: Bootcamp (x2) 5.10 Planet’s Funniest Animals 5.40 FILM: Garfield (2004) 7.15 FILM: The Borrowers (1997) 9.00 Benidorm 10.00 Mark Wright’s Hollywood Nights 11.00 FILM: Red Dragon (2002) 1.30am The Exclusives 2.20 Emmerdale

1.00pm Elizabeth II: The Diplomat Queen 2.05 Bertie And Elizabeth 4.10 FILM: Carry On Henry (1971) 6.00 Wallis And Edward 8.00 By Royal Appointment 9.00 FILM: Elizabeth: The Golden Age (2007) 11.15 All The Queen’s Men With Alan Titchmarsh 12.20am FILM: Anne Of The Thousand Days (1969)

12.40pm Rules Of Engagement (x2) 1.35 Listen 1.50 How I Met Your Mother 2.15 Ugly Betty (x2) 4.05 Glee 5.05 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 6.00 Revenge 7.00 FILM: Eragon (2006) 9.00 FILM: Failure To Launch (2006) 11.00 2 Broke Girls 11.30 Don’t Trust The B—— In Apartment 23 12.00am The Inbetweeners

12.25pm Four In A Bed (x4) 2.35 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals (x5) 5.15 Come Dine With Me (x5) 7.55 River Cottage Veg Every Day 9.00 Jamie Does... Stockholm 10.00 Father Ted (x2) 11.10 Big Fat Gypsy Weddings 12.15am Jamie’s Great Britain 1.20 River Cottage Veg Every Day 2.25 Father Ted (x2)

11.00am Carry On Regardless (1961) 1.00pm Stardust (2007) 3.25 Doctor In Distress (1963) 5.30 Cheaper By The Dozen 2 (2005) 7.20 The Wedding Date (2005) 9.00 Dorian Gray (2009) 11.10 Sunshine (2007) 1.20am Melinda And Melinda (2004) 3.20 Close

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monday 25 Today At Wimbledon BBC2, 8pm With so much sport going on this summer there’s no way anyone could come close to shaking a stick at it all. Aside from the biannual football and four-yearly Olympics we have the tournament most associated with the British summer (mainly because it rains all the time). Will Andy Murray finally do it? No.

Undercover Undertaker: Channel 4 Dispatches Channel 4, 8pm This rather grisly Dispatches lifts the lid on the funeral industry and reveals what really happens to out loved ones (and presumably us eventually) after death. Jackie Long gets as involved as possible with the undercover filming, so this is probably not one for the squeamish to sit through.

American Dad! BBC3, 11.45pm The usual weekday double bill repeats of Family Guy and American Dad! continue on BBC3 and of course Stan is charging around causing havoc for anyone in his wake. First up it’s his own son, Steve, and his overweight girlfriend. Stan realises he has a weight problem and tackles it by becoming anorexic. As you do.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Crimewatch Roadshow 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Real Rescues 11.45 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Wimbledon 2012

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show – Best Of Britain The team bring the stories that matter from across the country. 7.30 Food Factory Stefan Gates reveals the secrets of supermarket food by making his own from scratch. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders An emotional Janine struggles to hold things together after her traumatic wedding. 8.30 Panorama – Life And Debt: A Greek Tragedy John Humphrys investigates as the debt-laden country is set to vote in a new election which may signpost the future of Europe. 9.00 Traffic Cops Documentary series following the traffic police. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 A Question Of Sport Sports quiz hosted by Sue Barker. 11.05 The Graham Norton Show The award-winning host continues his anarchic talk show. 11.50 FILM: The Money Pit (1986) Comedy about a yuppie couple who buy a decrepit house. Starring Tom Hanks and Shelley Long. 1.20am Weatherview 1.25 Sign Zone: Antiques Uncovered 2.25 The Little Paris Kitchen: Cooking With Rachel Khoo 2.55 Hitler’s Children 3.55 Great British Railway Journeys 4.25 BBC News

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6.00am – 9.10am Children’s television 9.10 Little Charley Bear 9.20 Raa Raa The Noisy Lion 9.30 Bob The Builder: Ready, Steady, Build! 9.40 The Koala Brothers 9.55 Woolly & Tig 10.00 Driver Dan’s Story Train 10.10 Waybuloo 10.30 In The Night Garden 11.00 Daily Politics 11.30 Wimbledon 2012 3.25pm Deadly Art 3.40 Prank Patrol Down Under 4.05 Me And My Monsters 4.30 Help! My Supply Teacher Is Magic 5.00 Newsround 5.10 Copycats 5.40 Shaun The Sheep 5.50 Wimbledon 2012 8.00 Today At Wimbledon See highlights. 9.00 King George And Queen Mary: The Royals Who Rescued The Monarchy A two-part portrait of Elizabeth II’s grandparents, King George V and Queen Mary, which examines the lasting legacy of the couple who rescued the monarchy from potential disaster, and whose influence persists to this day. Episode two focuses on Queen Mary. 10.00 Sounds Of The 70s 2: New Wave – Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick Musical documentary series retelling the story of the UK’s New Wave movement. By the end of the 70s the world had changed and so had music. This episode goes beyond punk and looks into the phenomenon of New Wave with performances from Elvis Costello, The Police, Ian Dury and the Blockheads, Squeeze, Blondie, Tom Petty, The Cars, Patti Smith and Iggy Pop. 10.30 Newsnight Analysis of the day’s headlines with Jeremy Paxman. 11.20 Secrets Of Our Living Planet Global nature series with Chris Packham, showcasing the ecosystems that make life on Earth possible. Using beautifully shot scenes in the wild, Chris reveals the hidden wonder of the creatures that we share the planet with. 12.20am BBC News 3.15 The Super League Show 4.00 3, 2, 1, Go! (x2)

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6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Cameron and Chas take measures to contain their secret. 7.30 Coronation Street Karl worries Stella may learn the truth, Hayley and Mary discover a new side to Norris. 8.00 Countrywise The team return for a new series, beginning in the Isle of Man. Paul Heiney seeks out some of the myths and folklore of the island as he tries to discover just why the Manx cat came to lose its tail. 8.30 Coronation Street Nick lays his cards on the table. Sean can no longer hide his jealousy. Hayley, Mary and Norris return elated. 9.00 Strictly Kosher First of a twopart documentary following the lives of people from the Jewish community in Manchester. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 Words Of Captain Scott Dramatised documentary which uses readings from the diaries and letters of Captain Scott his companions and those of Roald Amundsen, to tell the story of the two men’s rival polar expeditions. With Dougray Scott as Captain Scott and Alistair McGowan. 11.35 In Plain Sight Mary and Marshall try to encourage an FBI agent to enter witness protection. 12.30am Jackpot247 3.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.55 ITV Nightscreen 4.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 5.30 ITV Morning News

Channel 4

6.20am BT And Channel 4 Present... 6.25 The Treacle People 6.35 Sali Mali 6.40 The Hoobs 7.05 Freshly Squeezed 7.35 According To Jim 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Undercover Boss Canada 10.00 Location, Location, Location 11.00 You Deserve This House 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 12.35 Quick Bakes With Eric Lanlard 12.55 FILM: A Town Like Alice (1956) 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons Lisa discovers Jebediah Springfield was a pirate. 6.30 Hollyoaks A loved-up Mitzeee and Riley prepare to go public. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Undercover Undertaker: Channel 4 Dispatches See highlights. 8.30 Gok Cooks Chinese In the final programme of the series Gok dedicates himself to creating the ultimate Chinese celebratory feast. 9.00 The Secret Millionaire At 24, world-famous poker player, Andrew is the youngest ever secret millionaire. 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Host Jimmy Carr with team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson. 10.50 A Short History Of Everything Else Griff Rhys Jones hosts a comedy panel show based on archive TV clips. Marcus Brigstocke and Charlie Baker are joined by Julian Clary and Susan Calman. 11.25 Random Acts 11.30 Embarrassing Bodies: Live From The Clinic After having a revolutionary cochlear implant, will 46-year-old Suzanne be able to hear her children for the first time? Dr Christian infects students with lice. 12.30am The Good Wife 1.25 The Big C 1.55 FILM: Laws Of Attraction (2004) 3.20 Southland 4.05 St Elsewhere 4.50 Deal Or No Deal 5.45 Glamour Puds

Channel Five

6.00am – 7.35am Children’s television 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Make Way For Noddy 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.10 Peppa Pig 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Mio Mao 8.30 Roary The Racing Car 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Olivia 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Best House In The Street 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Monkey Life 2.50 Chinese Food In Minutes 3.05 FILM: On Hostile Ground (2000) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Gina learns that Jett’s mother is away in hospital, so she decides to take care of him. 6.30 5 News 7.00 Emergency Bikers This week, in Yorkshire, biker cop Smithy is on the trail of a drunk driver who is careering down a busy dual carriageway during the rush hour. 8.00 The Restaurant Inspector Top restaurateur Fernando Peire attempts to turn around the fortunes of seaside restaurant Nook and Harbour. Former professional poker player Alan Vinnicombe took over the premises six months ago with his son, but the business is sinking fast. 9.00 Big Brother Catch up on the latest events inside the Big Brother house. 10.00 The Walking Dead Hershel refuses to acknowledge the world’s new reality, while Andrea comes out of her shell. Everyone is becoming more aware that ‘everything is food for something’. 11.00 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side Emma Willis hosts a round-up of Big Brother-related news with special guests and exclusive footage. 12.00am 10 Things I Hate About 1987 Robert Webb looks back at the not-too-distant past without the benefit of rose-tinted spectacles. 12.55 SuperCasino Live 3.55 Great Artists 4.20 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (x2) 5.10 Wildlife SOS (x2)

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Euro 2012 Report 7.30 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Euro 2012 Report 9.00 Cricket: Twenty20 International 11.00 Super League Full Time 12.00pm Fight Night 2.00 Super League Full Time 3.00 Cricket: Twenty20 International 5.00 Fight Night 7.00 Euro 2012 Report 7.30 LIVE Super League 10.00 Football’s Greatest 10.30 Euro 2012 Report 11.00 Football’s Greatest 11.30 Ashes Memories: Heroes To Zeroes 12.00am Twenty20 Cricket 2.00 Sports Unlimited 3.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 3.30 Watersports World 4.30 Max Power 5.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Thrillseekers 7.00 WWE: The Bottom Line 8.00 Super League Full Time 9.00 Super League 11.00 Amateur Golf Championship 12.00pm PGA Tour Golf 3.00 European Tour Golf 5.00 Amateur Golf Championship 6.00 Thrillseekers 6.30 British Miler 7.00 LIVE Friends Life T20 10.30 NASCAR 11.30 British Miler 12.00am Super League 1.30 European Tour Golf 2.30 PGA Tour Golf 3.30 Shell’s Wonderful World Of Golf 5.00 Close

Sky Sports 3 8.00am Live Indy Car Series 10.00 Polo 11.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Live Hickstead Derby 2.00 Thrillseekers 2.30 Indy Car Series 4.30 WWE: Raw 6.30 NASCAR 7.30 LIVE Elite League Speedway 9.30 British Miler 10.00 WWE: Late Night Bottom Line 11.00 WWE: Late Night Afterburn 12.00am WWE NXT 1.00 WWE: Vintage Collection 2.00 WWE: Late Night Raw 4.15 NASCAR 5.15 Close

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2.00pm Stargate Atlantis 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 Futurama 5.30 Modern Family 6.00 The Middle 6.30 Futurama 7.00 The Simpsons (x2) 8.00 Road Wars 9.00 A League Of Their Own: Unseen 10.00 Spartacus: Blood And Sand 11.15 Strike Back: Project Dawn 12.15am Ross Kemp: Extreme World

7.00pm Rihanna @ Hackney 2012: Highlights 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Can We Trust The Police? 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Snog Marry Avoid? 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2). See highlights. 12.30am Can We Trust The Police? 1.30 Jay-Z @ Hackney 2012: Highlights

7.00pm News 7.30 How The Brits Rocked America: Go West 8.30 London On Film: The East End 9.00 Girl Model: Storyville 10.15 Atlantis: The Evidence – A Timewatch Special 11.15 The Strange Case Of The Law 12.15am The Highest Court In The Land: Justice Makers 1.15 How The Brits Rocked America: Go West

3.40pm Real Housewives Of Orange County 4.40 The Real Housewives Of New York City 5.35 Judge Judy 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 All Star Family Fortunes 8.00 The Cube 9.00 FILM: The Devil’s Advocate (1997) 11.50 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records (x2) 12.55am Coronation Street

1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 Murder, She Wrote 3.05 The Father Dowling Mysteries 4.10 Countrywise 4.40 World Kitchen 5.15 Terry And June 5.50 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 The Reckoning (x2) 11.00 Murder In Suburbia 12.05am Life

2.05pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.05 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 4.00 Glee 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Love Shaft 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Revenge 10.00 The Inbetweeners (x2) 11.05 Rude Tube 12.05am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

11.10am FILM: The Sea Chase (1955) 1.25pm Time Team 2.30 Time Team Special 3.35 Relocation, Relocation 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.45 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs (x2) 10.00 The Restoration Man 11.05 Party Paramedics 12.10am The Daily Show

11.00am The Private Lives Of Elizabeth And Essex (1939) 1.05pm Pony Express (1953) 3.05 Desk Set (1957) 5.10 20 Million Miles To Earth (1957) 6.50 Coco Before Chanel (2009) 9.00 Mr & Mrs Smith (2005) 11.20 After The Sunset (2004) 1.10am Little Fish (2005) 3.30 Close

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