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Dining out in Brighton? Be sure to visit thelatest.co.uk first for Latest Dining Deals with fantastic offers including up to 50 per cent off at local restaurants. Read Latest Blogs featuring Sussex Wildlife Trust, Latest 7 music editor Jeff Hemmings and Brighton mum Katy Wayne. ‘Like’ the Latest 7 page on Facebook and follow the team on Twitter. It’s all online at: www.thelatest.co.uk/7

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L7 INTERVIEW 12 Pop-tastic ‘90s super-group Steps make a comeback. Lee chats to Latest 7 about the reunion

LIFESTYLE 21 Cover feature: Oak Clothing Spring style for all the family 23 Health & beauty Seeing is believing so care for your sight 24 Andrew Kay’s Food & Drink; Hotlist Andrew finds perfectly formed food at Square

WHAT’S ON 26 Reviews & Bookings; Brighton Download Chart Diversity, Terry Garoghan, The Futureheads 28 Latest Previews Game Plan, Isy Suttie, Cabin In The Woods in cinemas 32 Stars; TV Highlights & Listings Horoscopes; Dara O’Briain: School Of Hard Sums; seven days of TV listings

Managing Editor Bill Smith Business Director Angi Mariani Finance Manager Sharon Caple Accounts & administration Claire Peerless

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An iconic painting of Brighton is on show for the first time in a century at Brighton Museum and Art Gallery. The watercolour, ‘Brighthelmston, Sussex’, was painted by the 19th century Romantic painter JMW Turner. It shows a view of the old Chain Pier and Kemptown seafront from the sea with the Royal Pavilion in the background. Turner visited Brighton in 1824 and completed several paintings of the town, but this is his only work featuring the Royal Pavilion. The painting was bought for the city earlier this year with money from the Heritage Lottery Fund, the Art Fund and the Royal Pavilion and Museums Foundation. It will be on display at Brighton Museum and Art Gallery until Sunday 22 April and again in 2013 as part of a bigger exhibition at the Royal Pavilion. To see Latest TV's coverage of the painting and interviews with those involved, go to thelatest.tv. Also on thelatest.tv, Brighton and Hove’s political programme, The Vote, debates the city’s hottest issues: parking, pedestrianisation, shopping and markets. Chris Todd from Friends Of The Earth questions Mary Portas’ plan for reviving city centres; Labour group leader Cllr Gill Mitchell looks at the importance of Park and Ride, and Conservative Cllr Andrew Wealls puts the case for retailers who are worried about high car parking charges and high business rates in the city. The Vote show is at thelatest.tv Bill Smith, Managing Director, Latest TV If you want to be part of Brighton’s TV channel come to our open democratic meetings at Latest MusicBar every Monday at 5.30pm.

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04 Latest People Brighton & Hove Food & Drink Festival launch, Playboy Bunnies at Red Lounge, The Mixology School, Forfars for the NSPCC, Wired Sussex, CDMS, Richwards 06 Latest Opinion Bill Smith on nuclear disarmament 07 Latest Brighton & Hove News & Jobs Headlines with Phil Mills, Latest Blogs and In Profile 07 Marina Life Nando’s gets set to open at Brighton Marina 14 Sport: Brighton & Hove Albion End of season predictions; BHAWFC, Blast From The Past and Peter Ward returns 16 Bare Cheek Joseph Nixon interviews the fabulous Brian Mitchell 16 Mad Matt Matt on memes, blips and South Park 17 City Speak Ruby wrestles with some German, Tasha broadens her horizons and Will takes a trip to the unknown 18 Snap Shots Nick Mosley of Brighton & Hove Food & Drink Festival 18 Competitions Win new DVDs and CDs 19 Celeb City Olly Murs, Seann Walsh, Rizzle Kicks & The Architects

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Illustrators Paul Lewis Jake McDonald Neil Webb Photography Patrick Kneath Diana Frangi

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LATEST PEOPLE

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Spring Festival, Mixology Group, CDMS, Richwards, NSPCC, Wired Sussex & Playboy Bunnies!

Mixology School

Richwards

The Mixology Group launched Brighton and Hove’s first dedicated cocktail school in Hove on 28 March. The Mixology School offers students the opportunity to gain new skills and hone their existing skill set, with one simple mission: to improve the standard of global bartending and is led by three passionate directors, Myles Cunliffe, Tim Carroll and Zoe Cunliffe. www.mixologygroup.co.uk Unit 1, Davigdor Mews, Rear of 64 Davigdor Road, Hove BN3 1R Words & photos: Patrick Kneath

Richwards Estate and Letting Agents held a spring soirée at their Henfield branch at the end of March. Property professionals joined Simon Anckorn of Richwards at the networking event, which included wine and nibbles and even a few magic tricks from Simon’s dad Fergus. www.richwards.co.uk Photos: Courtesy of Richwards

Matt Sayer, Wendy Sawyer, Simon Anckorn

Myles Cunliffe (director, Mixology Group)

Karin White, Tina Fyans, Lyn English

Nick Mosley (Brighton & Hove Food Festival), Soozie Campbell

Fergus Anckorn – ‘magic man’

Harvey Oslar, Judy Anckorn

Zoe Cunliffe (director, Mixology Group)

Wired Sussex

Mark Flynn, Tim Carroll (director, Mixology Group), Andrea Bentham

Seb Cole, Chris Roden, Matt Rogers, Alice Clarke

Red Lounge launch Playboy Bunnies officially opened The Red Lounge at The Rendezvous Casino at the end of March. Hosted by Juice FM Presenter, Jonesy, the evening featured a night of great entertainment and fantastic cocktails with the Playboy Bunnies dealing on the tables. And for the first time the new Rendezvous hostesses – the ‘Red Ladies’ – went to work, supporting the Bunnies in the Red Lounge. Rendezvous Casino. Brighton Marina. Words and photos: Patrick Kneath

Caroline Morris, the Recruitment and Internships Manager for Wired Sussex launched a Wired Sussex members DJ competition in conjunction with her charity fundraising, Cycle for Cancer and Breast Cancer Care in partnership with the popular club night and Brighton institution that is Stick it On at Sticky Mike’s Bar in Brighton.

Caraline Brown (Midnight Communications)

Nick Pardo (venue director, Rendezvous Casino) and Playboy Bunnies

Laura Bevans (events co-ordinator, Wired Sussex). Caroline Morris (recruitment & internships manager, Wired Sussex)

Nick Pardo (venue director, Rendezvous Casino) and Playboy Bunnies

Ann-Marie Hackett (marketing manager, Rendezvous Casino)

The whole night raised a massive £2,187.21 towards her Cycle for Cancer and Breast Cancer Care meaning she has now smashed her fundraising target taking her to £4,912.21 raised since mid January. Caroline has just the ‘small’ task of cycling across Peru now! More details can be seen at www.blog.wiredsussex.com Words & photos: Patrick Kneath

‘The Red Ladies’ (Rendezvous hostesses)

Nicolas Reeves

Caroline Morris (Wired Sussex)

Sarah O’Callaghan, Ann-Marie Davis

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Spring Festival launch The Brighton & Hove Food and Drink Festival is the largest festival of its kind in the south of England. With local producers, growers, restaurants, bars and food retailers firmly at it’s heart, it’s a showcase of the fantastic food, drink and hospitality to be found in the city and surrounding Sussex. The Spring Festival launch was held at Hotel Du Vin, Brighton and the festival runs until 9 April 2012. www.brightonfoodfestival.com Words & photos: Patrick Kneath

Alex Davison (Aloka), Lisa Ven (JBPR)

Adam Styles (financial director, Food Festival), Roger Marlowe (Chair, Food Festival)

Roger Marlowe (Chair, Food Festival), Caroline Lucas MP, Nick Mosley (MD, Food Festival), Andrew Kay (Latest Magazines), Paula Seager (Natural PR)

Giant bake-up NSPCC director of communications, Alison Jeremy, rolled up her sleeves on Friday 30 March alongside the MD of Forfars, Tim Cutress, to help prepare the mixture for a giant cake which is being donated by the bakery

Tim Cutress (MD, Forfars), Alison Jeremy (NSPCC director of communications)

CDMS Partners CDMS Partners – Architects and Interiors (previously known as Camillin Denny Architects) – held a launch party on 29 March at the First Base Day Centre in central Brighton. This venue was chosen as it was a project completed by the firm. Other diverse projects over the years include a boutique hotel in the Sahara and a doctor’s surgery in Streatham. www.cdmspartners.com Photos: courtesy of CDMS

to the charity’s runners in Brighton Marathon. Money raised by more than 600 runners in the event will help to fund the charity’s ChildLine service during its 25th anniversary year, and the cake will feature the ‘ChildLine 25 logo’. Words & photos: Patrick Kneath

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LATEST OPINION

Outspoken Latest Bill

Powered up Is nuclear power necessary & can we rely on natural resources? asks Bill Smith

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ukushima was the first significant nuclear incident in 25 years and has not caused a single fatality. Policymakers must respect public opinion but they must also respect facts, and the facts still favour nuclear power. Those facts warrant a better educational effort from industry, from governments and from journalists. Nuclear power will be even safer after Fukushima and will continue to mature as the world's premier non-carbon technology.” That was said by John Ritch, Director General of the World Nuclear Association. Scientists have also been down-playing the nuclear accidents – Jim Al-Khalili said on BBC Horizon: “Let’s get things into perspective. 20,000 people killed by the Tsunami but no deaths from Fukushima”. He continued: “I want to look at the facts coldly and non-emotionally.” Well, sorry but I don’t. 130,000 people have had to move from Fukushima – that’s like the whole population of Hove. We’ve also heard that Tokyo was at risk of evacuation. Now there are plans to have reactors fairly close to major cities in the UK. “We can't have a Tsunami”, say the scientists who are never wrong Thalidomide? Sleeping tablets? Leeches anyone?(What’s wrong with sleeping tablets and leeches? - Ed) More good news – instead of the buried nuclear reactors being radioactive for thousands of years they are now only reactive for hundreds of years. Transmutation, that’s called. Anyone for Bill’s science lessons? I can deliver them with scary Star Wars music, a white coat and a German accent. Now I’ve got nothing against scientists, I would say some of my best friends

are scientists but it sounds a bit patronising (if true). It’s just there are good ones and bad ones, emotional ones and non emotional ones, like with everything.

“Nuclear accidents can be prevented by embracing a future without it” NATURAL DISASTERS

I agree, we can’t have a tsunami. But we can have our own natural disasters. For instance, flooding can cause power shutdowns, even I understand that. So extensive flooding can disable the cooling process in nuclear reactors. Wasn’t that what happened in Fukushima? And remember Chernobyl? There was no tsunami there in Russia, but the argument seems to be, “well, they were Russian”. And we have had near-major disasters here already. Windscale, 1957, for instance. The industry solved that problem however by re-naming Windscale as Sellafield and hoping we don’t notice that nearby in Cumbria there is a reactor buried in concrete for I’m not sure how many hundreds of years. In the papers there’s been a lot about the unsightliness of wind turbines. I prefer them to the huge concrete cover known as the New Safe Confinement which is being built over the existing sarcophagus at Chernobyl from where 350,400 people were evacuated. More than

the whole population of Brighton. Oh, and Rosatom, the company that built Chernobyl, may be offering to build our nuclear reactors because the German or French companies lined up to build them have decided not to and the UK has no nuclear capability anymore.

NATURAL ALTERNATIVES

When I first came to Brighton I was passionately supportive of CND (Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament). My girlfriend went on marches and went to Greenham and I organised gigs in support. My friends published the Brighton Voice, avowedly anti-nuclear. We supported the nascent Greenpeace. Then we were seen as naïve idealists or hippies but now our views are the mainstream. 75 per cent of people in a recent poll are anti-nuclear. I think it was always a smokescreen for building weapons and what is everyone saying about Iran now? Greenpeace has 2,000 staff, operates in 40 countries, has global revenues of $200 million and assets of $40 million including its flagship “Rainbow Warrior”. Kumi Naidoo is the Executive Director of Greenpeace International. He says “nuclear power is dangerous, expensive and only supplies around 13 per cent of global electricity needs. Nuclear accidents can be prevented by embracing a future without it. Natural forms of energy are not only being explored but renewable growth is already out-stripping coal and nuclear worldwide and supplies about a fifth of the planet's energy needs. Backed by efficient energy use renewable energy sources render the debate over whether or not nuclear power is worth the risk, redundant. It is not necessary, period.”

Bill’s Shorts: What’s in them this week? ONE TO CHEER UP THE LEFT Well, we know that Cameron and co admired Murdoch and nicked Andy Coulson from him but it's a bit of a surprise to see them pinching an idea from him. Phone hacking. Now I know News International did it pretty well but The Coalition knows it can do better. So they are going to hack everybody in the whole country's emails and skype and every communication you make. It's to make us all feel safer so do you? Did you when News International did it?!!

TWO TO CHEER UP THE RIGHT 1. Nick Clegg launched the Liberal Democrat local election campaign saying “Lib Dems were delivering for ordinary people.” Well that's about right, students aren't ordinary! 2. Ed Miliband launched Labour's campaign saying Labour had “different values.” Brotherly love perhaps.

COMPASSION & SCIENCE

Nuclear accidents can happen here, and if it they do hundreds of thousands of people may have to move. Professor John Ritch seems to think that’s fine as long as no-one’s killed, but at Chernobyl, Fukushima and the many other nuclear accidents like Windscale, Mayak, Three Mile Island, Seversk, Tokaimura, and Macoule there have been some deaths but also massive mental health problems and alcoholism. Let me tell you Mr Nuclear Energy and Mr Let's Look At The Cold Facts, it is no little thing to lose your home. It's everything. It’s not just about death, it’s about losing whole communities. If the population of London had to be evacuated to Manchester would it be alright to say, “Oh, but it’s fine – there were no deaths”? Last week I wrote that we need compassion in care. Science, in my world, has to be equally compassionate. Bill Smith is Managing Editor of Latest 7/Homes magazine and a director of Latest TV. n

WEATHER UPDATE May will be unusually cold or warm or sunny or snowy. For what sort of weather check with either the BBC or Sky rolling news channels or look out the window. Last week it was the record amount of weather coverage since records began.

Read Latest Blogs at www.thelatest.co.uk

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Celebcity with Jo Brooks Olly Murs films new show in Brighton, Rizzle Kicks keep their ‘L’ plates, Seann Walsh & The Architects SPOTTED

Katie Price’s unmissable p car clogging ink up the Old Steine.

Brighton comedian Seann Walsh is set to make a pilot for a series showcasing Twitter-based clips, sketches and stand-up for TV channel Comedy Central. The new show, called Trending Seann Walsh, could see our very own funnyman go global when trawling the Twitterspherre for all things weird and wonderful. Seann has already taken to our TV screens as the star of channel 4’s Stand Up Of The Week, BBC1s Live At The Apollo and Dave’s Argumental but this would mark his first solo show. We can’ wait to catch a glimpse.

I’VE GOT THE KEY Local author Simon Toyne released the latest book in his thrilling ‘Sanctus’ trilogy last week. The Key follows up from the debut book of the series – Sanctus – and follows the trials and tribulations of American journalist, Liv Adamsen, who has lost her memory. Promising to be as gripping as the fist best-selling title in the series it can surely only be a matter of time before we see TV adaptations or a Hollywood film! We’re already hooked in the office – so make sure you get your hands on a copy as soon as!

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eautiful Brighton and yummy Olly Murs will be taking to TV screens soon as Olly’s new TV show, Life On Murs comes to ITV2. The series sees Olly taking fans suggestions for what to do when he visits various cities around the country. When he stopped by in Brighton for his tour we caught him filming with his X Factor mate Dermot O’Leary by the seaside and in Brighton’s Fishy Fishy restaurant; turns out this is all part of the ITV2 show! Keep an eye out for the new series later this month.

ROCK MEETS ARCHITECTURE

Hardcore rock fans got a chance to meet their heroes, The Architects, last week when they signed tickets and CDs at HMV Churchill Square. The group then took to Concorde 2 in Madeira Drive to tear up the stage!

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RIZZLE KICKS’ TRAVEL PLANS So they might be racing up the charts but it seems Rizzle Kicks won’t be burning rubber on our roads anytime soon. The pair have been offered additional help from a local after both failing their tests last week. Brighton born Jordan Stephens and Harley Alexander have had the luxury of being offered free cars which we hardly feel is far when their debut album Stereo Typical has been flying off the shelves. The cheeky Brightonians have just released their new single ‘Traveller’s Chant’ on Sunday – but at the moment it doesn’t look like they’ll be travelling very far... Have you spotted a celeb in the city? comment@thelatest.co.uk

Jo Brooks is director of Brighton-based PR company JBPR Ltd, 01273 622555, www.jb-pr.com Send celebrity spots, gossip and pictures to job@jb-pr.com

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STYLISH SPRING Fashion for all the family at Oak Clothing

tockists of Joules, Mistral, Toggi and Frugi, Oak Clothing of 16 Brighton Place boasts a colourful mix of top quality casual clothing for ladies and children. Oak is always on the lookout for the latest trends in casual wear and, this spring, continues its reputation for mixing vibrant colours in unique combinations. From Joules' signature polo shirts, fleeces and gilets to Mistral's range of feminine tops and skirts, the range will really help you step into spring in style. The cute and colourful children's collections from Joules and Frugi, in soft organic cotton, make them

perfect for the little ones. Described as truly fabulous, friendly and fun by many who visit, why not pop in to Oak this spring and really 'see the feeling' for yourself! Follow Oak Clothing on Facebook and at www.oakclothing.co.uk Oak Clothing, 16 Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ 01273 203220

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Sunshine state Stylish looks for all ages from some of our favourite high street stores. These styles are perfect for summer here in the UK or abroad. It’s time to shed the layers and celebrate the warmer season ahead.

Next: Sunglasses, £6; Coral cardigan from £14; Stripy vest from £6; Orange bag £6; Lemon chinos from £13; Cobalt patent sandals from £11; Blue blazer from £20; Petal vest from £8; Orange skirt from £16; Yellow trainers from £12; Wide brim hat £7.50;Yellow cardigan from £10; Purple top from £9; Green chinos from £12; Pink hi-top boots from £14, all Next, www.next.co.uk

Boys X Fish Flip Flop (sizes 4-9), £6 from Brantano. www.brantano.co.uk

Girls MD Polkawedge, B-Club, (sizes 10-12), £18 from Brantano, www.brantano.co.uk

Men’s Blue Heavy Chambray Shirt, £19.99 from Blue Inc, www.blueinc.co.uk

Stripe playsuit, £14, Kylie at M&Co (gilrls aged 9-13+ years), www.mandco.com

New Look: Mint sheer shell print top £tbc; Belt £3.99(pack of 3); Brown and yellow pleated colourblock skirt £34.99; Bracelet £2.99; Coral bag £14.99, all New Look, www.newlook.com

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HEALTH& BEAUTY 23

In your eyes Latest 7 looks at the importance of caring for our vision & the changes over a lifetime

ye-care is an important factor in all of our lives. We can take our sight for granted but can you imagine not being able to see everyday things normally? Impaired vision can impact greatly on our lifestyle. Regular eye checkups from a young age are key, as the optician can find and correct changes to our vision and spot early signs of eye diseases before they worsen.

Common eye diseases Cataract: the leading cause of blindness in the world. It can affect children but it is most common with adults. It can be cured with early detection. Glaucoma: Damage to the optic nerve can lead to blindness. A glaucoma check as part of a routine eye test is key here (the eye pressure is measured using a jet of air). Eye drops, every day for life, are used to treat a glaucoma that has developed. Surgery is an option, if the glaucoma is spotted before it worsens. Other health conditions: The optician can spot other illnesses in its early stages through your routine eye test, diabetes being one. Regular visits to the optician are vital in maintaining healthy eyes and sight.

Eye care for kids The eyes continue to develop throughout childhood. Healthy eyes and vision are a critical part of kids’ development. Regular eye tests are important as children assume that the way they see is normal as they have not known any different. Eye check-ups are recommended for children at six months, three and six years, then every two years until the age of 18. In most cases, the NHS pays for this. Newborns should be checked for general eye health by a paediatrician or family physician in the hospital nursery. Early detection of vision problems is crucial because the younger a child is treated, the better the chance of responding to treatment. Vision usually stabilises during the teen years, with eye and vision development complete.

“The average 60year-old needs at least three times as much light as the average 20year-old” Eye care for adults As we get older, our vision changes. We may have trouble focusing on near objects, like reading the newspaper. Adults should have an eye test every two to three years until the age of 40; every two years until the age of 60 and then annually. From the age of 40, there is the risk of dry eye increases for women after menopause. The ability to see in low light decreases – the average 60-yearold needs at least three times as much light as the average 20-year-old. As we get older, our colour vision declines, and visual fields begin to narrow. Your optician can provide you with eye wear to increase contrast vision. A number of agerelated health problems can cause damage; an eye test can help identify a number of conditions at an early stage, making it an important and regular part of checking your health. www.sightsavers.org Words: Tehona Waugh

tea time BRITS LOVE A GOOD CUP OF TEA To celebrate the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee we are looking for the best afternoon teas in Sussex. Do you serve up the perfect afternoon tea? If so, call to be included in our special feature on the best afternoon tea venues in Brighton and beyond.

Contact Natasha now on 01273 818150 x 105 to promote your business in our tasty new feature

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HOTLIST

L7 Hotlist

Chinese Gars Restaurant

Cafés & restaurants catering for all tastes. For more dining options visit www.thelatest.co.uk Brazilian The Loop Café-Bar & Coffee House

Nestling on Kemp Town seafront is this contemporary Anglo-Brazilian café-bar with a menu that features traditional English fare as well as some tasty Brazilian dishes. Whether you choose one of the stylish red sofas, or the sunny south-facing front terrace, you can enjoy free Wi-Fi while you savour the homemade food and great selection of coffees. Open 10am–6pm seven days a week. The Loop, 16 Marine Parade, Brighton, 01273 677944, www.theloop-brighton.co.uk

British & Modern European Bardsley’s

Probably Brighton’s most popular fish ’n’ chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele. Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials. Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices. Bardsley’s, 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256

Blanch House

Enjoy a leisurely Sunday lunch at Blanch House, Brighton’s iconic boutique hotel in central Kemp Town. The locally sourced menu features Sussex Smokie, 21-day aged rib of Sussex beef, Sussex pork loin and their signature ‘Blanch House’ sticky toffee pudding along with a selection of Sussex cheeses. Two courses for £15.95 and three courses for £19.95. Call to book your table. Blanch House, 17 Atlingworth Street, Brighton, BN2 1PL, 01273 603504, info@blanchhouse.co.uk, www.blanchhouse.co.uk

The Foragers

Winners of the prestigious Sussex Food and Drink Finals 2012 for Best Eating Experience in Sussex and awarded an AA Rosette for their excellent cuisine. Furthermore, take advantage of their award winning beer garden while the sun shines. To celebrate these accolades they are offering complimentary champagne cocktails to all bookings of ten or more, just make sure to mention Latest 7 when making your party booking ! The Foragers, 3 Stirling Place, Hove, BN3 3YU 01273 733134, www.theforagerspub.co.uk

The Medicine Chest

The Medicine Chest is receiving glowing reviews for its fabulous new menu from head chef Sebastien Dupire. Look out for his signature Tournedos Rossini soon to feature on the spring menu. Move downwards to the

Blanch House

bar for Mick Fuller’s Soul nights starting every Friday from 2 March. The last word in cocktails, this bar is also available for private hire. Call or book online. The Medicine Chest, 51-55 Brunswick Street East, Hove BN3 1AU, 01273 770002, www.themedicinechest.co.uk

The Old Bank Steak & Ribs

Kemp Town’s friendly new steakhouse restaurant serves delicious food with great service in a warm and comfortable setting. Locally owned and aiming to be the Cheers of the neighbourhood, The Old Bank offers quality steak and ribs, local catch of the day, grilled chicken and vegetarian dishes at great value prices. A fantastic wine list compliments their wholesome and satisfying food. The kids’ menu is also great value. Open Mon–Fri, 5pm–9.30pm; Sat–Sun, 12pm–10pm; live background Sunday jazz 6–8pm, and open all day bank holidays. Plus the garden is now open! The Old Bank, 120 St George’s Road, Kemp Town Village, BN1 1EA, 01273 682200, www.oldbankkemptownbrighton.com

Paris Wine Bar

In the heart of Hove, this stylish and comfortable wine bar is the perfect place to relax and enjoy a varied selection of fantastic wines from all over the world. Delicious homemade food served every day, with a menu offering great value, a selection of modern light bites. Classics such as homemade burgers, fish and chips plus a special lunch menu served everyday from 12–4pm. Traditional roasts also available, families and children welcome – booking recommended. Live jazz music every Tuesday 6.30pm–9.30pm. Plus their fantastic garden is now open! It is the perfect place to enjoy great food and great wine with friends and family! Open from midday to midnight Sunday to Thursday, and midday to 2am Friday and Saturday. Paris Wine Bar, 119 Church Road, Hove, BN3 2AF, 01273 778013. Follow us on Twitter and Facebook

The Upper Deck Restaurant at Rendezvous Casino

For a different dining experience, The Upper Deck Restaurant is set in the heart of the casino action while offering spectacular views over the English Channel, allowing you to enjoy the best of both worlds during your dining experience at the Rendezvous Casino, Brighton Marina. You don’t need to be a member to dine in The Upper Deck Restaurant; food is served from 12pm to 3am, and on Sunday evenings they serve a fabulous Chinese buffet available for just £5 per person. The Upper Deck Restaurant, Rendezvous Casino, Brighton Marina, 01273 605602 www.rendezvouscasino.com/brighton

This old Brighton favourite offers an exciting menu with some great new ideas and a wholly different experience in terms of style and presentation. Smart service, beautiful interiors and a chic atmosphere make this one of the city’s top places to be seen. Start downstairs at the bar. Eat from £10. Gars, 19 Prince Albert Street, Brighton 01273 321321, www.gars.co.uk

Deli Cassons New York Style Deli

Bringing a little bit of New York to your city, this newly opened deli on 48a Norfolk Square (Eastside) is fresh, clean and wholesome. It has a wide range of food including traditional salt beef, homemade soups, three-step salads, sandwiches, bagels and much more. There is also a great selection of drinks on offer. Pop in for something slightly different to the norm. Open six days a week, 8am–4pm. Cassons also delivers – just phone your order through before 11.30am. Cassons New York Style Deli, 48a Norfolk Square, Brighton 01273 737222 www.cassonsnewyorkstyledeli.co.uk

French Cocoa Patisserie

Cocoa is an authentic French patisserie near Brighton station. Everything is homemade on the premises each morning with the finest ingredients. A selection of pastries, cakes, tarts, biscuits, jams, ice creams, sandwiches, quiches, toasties and salads to eat in or take away. Beautiful cakes made to order. Cocoa, 48 Queens Road, Brighton, BN1 3XB, 01273 777412

New Steine Bistro

“With more than a soupçon of Gallic charm The New Steine Bistro are true bon viveurs. No fancy pants fashion fads here, but some well executed classics. Most importantly though is their open attitude; everyone gets the same charming welcome – guests and diners, locals and visitors alike – and when you have been once, you will want to return again and again.” – Andrew Kay, L7 food writer. Their reasonably priced menu starts at £12.50 for two courses, £14.50 for three, Sunday to Thursday; £16.50 for two courses, £18.50 for three on Friday and Saturday. A la carte menu available. Open 6pm. New Steine Bistro, 10/11 New Steine, Brighton, BN2 1PB, 01273 681546/695415 www.newsteinehotel.com/restaurant.asp

Indian Chaula’s

Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide variety of vegetarian, vegan as well as gluten and wheat-free dishes. Buffet available 11am–3pm Monday to Saturday. Chaula’s Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

The Chilli Pickle

Local champion of regional Indian cuisine using seasonal, Sussex produce. For lunch you can feast upon a selection of award-winning King Thalis, street snacks, dosas, Roomali Roti wraps and Kathi Kebabs. There’s plenty of choice for vegetarian gourmands to enjoy too. The Chilli Pickle has been recognised with a Michelin Bib, two AA rosettes, voted Top 100 UK restaurant in The National Restaurant Awards and runners-up in this year’s Brighton Foodie Awards. Lunch is served 12pm–3pm; Dinner 6pm–10.30pm Closed Tuesdays. Booking essential. The Chilli Pickle, 17 Jubilee Street, Brighton BN1 1GE, 01273 900383, www.thechillipickle.com

Italian Donatello

Talk of Tea

Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant value meal deals on blackboards – two courses £6.95 or three for £8.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value. Donatello, Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ, 01273 775477, www.donatello.co.uk

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Fat Leo

The budget branch of the Donatello stable but you’d be hard-pressed to see why. Quality family dining in the Italian mould but a little less expensive. Popular with students and young families, with trendy interiors, and a menu with the signature set-price boards proclaiming any two courses £5.95, and three at £7.95. Fat Leo, 16–17 Market Street, Brighton BN1 1HH, 01273 325135, www.fatleo.co.uk

Mediterraneo Deli

Mediterraneo Deli is indeed a family business, dedicated to serving you the best tasting, truly genuine and most authentic Sicilian food. The family-run deli offers mouth-watering daily specials, birthday cakes made to order and typical Sicilian products. They enjoy catering for all events from lunch meetings to dinner parties and weddings. Every dish is prepared daily and served fresh to order with ingredients genuinely sourced from Sicily. Open 9am–3pm Mon-Fri, 10am –3pm Sat, Mediterraneo Deli, 2a Clyde Road, Brighton, BN1 4NP, 01273 674350, www.mediterraneodeli.co.uk

Spanish Agua Dulce

If you like your tapas authentic then this is the place for you. Brilliant traditional Spanish food with regional specialities in relaxed surroundings. Superb meat, fish and seafood tapas plus excellent larger dishes like their suckling pig. There is live flamenco every Thursday, and new for 2012 is Tapas Tuesday where you can get 50 per cent off tapas from a selected menu (booking essential). Paella, sangria...All that’s missing is the Mediterranean sun! Agua Dulce, 10-11 Kings Road, Brighton, BN1 1NE, 01273 328672, www.aguadulce-restaurant.com

Tearooms Talk of Tea

Talk of Tea is a hidden gem, a tea house tucked off of Western Road with the largest selection of loose leaf tea in Sussex. Choose from over 50 varieties to buy over the counter or to enjoy in the shop with snacks, cream tea and afternoon tea being served. All the cakes and scones are homemade by the owner and taste divine. Talk of Tea really is an antidote to all the chain coffee shops and offers a completely different experience, but don't worry – they also do great coffee! Enjoy the sunny days in the lovely secluded patio or use the free wi-fi to work ‘from home’. Open daily 9am–6pm, Sunday 11am–4pm. Talk of Tea, 26 Spring Street, Brighton, BN1 3EF, 01273 748444, www.talkoftea.co.uk

Thai The Green Mango

The Green Mango has arrived to spice up Brighton and Hove! This modern Thai restaurant is committed to giving you the complete Thai experience, with the most authentic food possible. Lunch starts at £4.95, and we’re open every day, so come down and ‘gin yur yur’ (eat a lot!) The Green Mango, 8 Church Road, Hove, BN3 2FL, 01273 327226, www.thegreenmangohove.com

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ANDREW KAY’S FOOD & DRINK

Food & Drink Andrew Kay catches up on the tasty food at Square restaurant and lounge bar in Hove

Scrumptious Square I

t had been some time since I sat down for dinner and a good gossip with my friend Mr C, so we had a lot to catch up on. Square in Hove provided an ideal meeting place as he lives close by and I happened to be at that end of town for meetings. Inside and out, there is no denying that Square is smart. The décor is first class throughout. I do think, that as it is currently configured, you might mistake it for a bar rather than a restaurant which would be a pity, because our food was certainly good. It did take us a while to order as we were in full catch-up mode, spurred on by a G&T for me and a rum and Coke for Mr C. But after a little prompting, we made our choices and relaxed. So to start, after much debate, I had the scallops which came with crisp bacon and a green vegetable puree, which made a nice change from the usual cauliflower. They were good too, perfectly cooked, piping hot and plentiful. Mr C chose calamari and was not to be swayed. “I’m having calamari because I always have calamari.” Fair enough, I thought and he seemed equally pleased with his starter as I was with mine. And to drink, a rather nice bottle of Verdicchio, always a good choice and so much less predictable than Pinot Grigio. On to the mains then. I chose prawns with spinach and salad and I loved it. It was substantial but not heavy. The prawns were there in profusion, well cooked and well seasoned too. The salad was good, full of tasty ingredients and very fresh, and the spinach was superb – I throughly enjoyed it. Mr C had a brief conversation with the owner and she steered him towards the homemade pumpkin ravioli. They arrived looking rather splendid and he thoroughly enjoyed them. I certainly envied the crisp courgette ribbons on top and the sliced scallops, that made a very extravagant garnish. So on to dessert. With Mr R not in attendance I was able to have a sticky toffee pudding. It was good and not too dauntingly large, a good thing after my feast of scallops and prawns. Mr C had an individual banoffee pie that disappeared with almost alarming speed, so it must have been good. I finished with a piping hot double espresso which always pleases me, as so many places send out cold espressos in cold cups. Square is a bit of a dark horse. It looks smart but it also has the look of a bar, a smart bar where you might spend a few hours drinking wine and cocktails and beers and finally get round to eating. But the food is far better than an easy option at the end of a long night of drinking when you cannot be

bothered to move on. Really you should go there and try the food which is well cooked and sensibly priced and than stay on for a few drinks. Perhaps the owners will re-configure Square so that passers-by can see the good food that they make rather than dismissing it as a drinking spot. There are plenty of things to choose from, we went a la carte but look out for specials and some very well priced pizzas and pasta dishes. Square, 79–80 Western Road, Hove, BN3 2JQ 01273 772777, www.square-uk.com

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REVIEWS

L7 Under review Read more reviews of local shows online at www.thelatest.co.uk

TALENT TROUP

DIVERSITY, Brighton Centre, 1 April JJJJJ

ever have I witnessed dancing so innovating, moving, inspiring and powerful. Diversity is a dance group that has quite simply transformed British dancing and and set in motion a new legacy that many other dancers will be looking towards to help inspire their own unique styles. The setting for the performance was The Brighton Centre, which was as grand as the dancing itself with a glittering array of lighting and sound effects that added so much depth to the entire afternoon’s performance. Diversity recreated many of their famous dance routines from their 2009 Britain’s Got Talent rise to fame but added so many new enthralling routines that truly mesmerised the audience. The group choreographer, Alex Banjo, has built up a unity and togetherness through a wide range of ages and this was evident throughout the show, so in tune where each and every member that the performance was faultless in every manner. The technical skill that Diversity produced simply compelled the audience which in turn harvested many long-lasting standing ovations. If dance be the music of life then surely Diversity would be the harmony that holds it all together, for they are a dance group that can only grow stronger, and equally they will only keep adding many more new innovating dance routines that will marvel and amaze all those who will witness their dancing expertise. John Sanford

STARS OF STRICTLY COME DANCING

Shamelessly piggy-backing on the success of the BBC TV show, there are several of this type of show doing the circuit. This one featured the talents of Katya Virshilas and Pasha Kovalev who performed a variety of dancing styles (Rumba, Waltz, Jive, Argentine Tango). In a nice twist they also delivered an en mass Cha Cha Cha workshop and a Q&A which nicely mixed up the tempo of the evening. The highlight was the impassioned and highly charged Paso Doble, performed with the other members of the dance troupe. The evening exemplified their dancing talents and depth of energy. Good fun! Pavilion Theatre, Worthing, 2 April JJJJJ Lee Stevens

THE LAST EVER TERRY GAROGHAN'S BRIGHTON – THE MUSICAL Terry Garoghan's Brighton – The Musical is dead, long live Terry

Stars Of Strictly Come Dancing

Garoghan’s Brighton – The Musical! Lauded as the last ever performance of this now annual institution from Brighton’s self-appointed unofficial Mayor, this was musical geographic satire so fondly regarded it was like attending a much-loved final address from a comedy cult leader. Garoghan’s show took us on a tour of Brighton town and the surrounding areas, with the man himself singing

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BOOKINGS | MUSIC CHART 27 out clearly delivered alternative lyrics to popular songs, covering everywhere from Patcham to Rottingdean to the Seven Dials – and with more than a gentle nod to our much-loved team the Brighton Seagulls. Delivered with his own choreography, this was fabulous charged fun – if a little too leary for a 60-something at times, but absolutely adored by the entire sold out Concert Hall crowd. Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 31 March JJJJJ Victoria Nangle

L7 Bookings On sale this week… Dizzee Rascal

Sajeela Kershi

movie and centres on three office workers who turn the tables on their sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot of a boss. With – of course – the music and lyrics of Dolly Parton. Book your Christmas office party now and you could send warning to a few people at work!

MINKLEY’S NIGHT OF MIRTH

Komedia, 8 May 2012, £9/7.50, 01273 673311, www.komedia.co.uk/brighton A night of absolutely top drawer comedy in memory of the rather

THE FUTUREHEADS

The Sunderland lads went back to basics as they began their acapella/acoustic tour in the seated cabaret room. This was the ideal setting for revamped originals and mischievous R’n’B covers delivered in four-part harmonies. ‘Decent Days And Nights’ became a skiffle shouter with Jaff on cello while ‘Struck Dumb’ was a street corner doo-wop symphony. Traditional songs ‘Sumer Is Icumen In’ and ‘The Old Dun Cow’ were executed perfectly with the latter reminiscent of Tom Lehrer. Excellent country-folkster supports The Cornshed Sisters joined to create a celestial choir and the obligatory ‘Hounds Of Love’ completed a great show. Komedia, 2 April JJJJJ Steve Clements

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1 Osaro And RJ Shut Up And Dance 2 Moonlighter Every Time I Fall

3 The Fadadoo Project Lost in a crowd 4 Boa Marks Merchandised Eyes 6 The Last Cry Rebekka 7 Coda Luna Folie a Deux

DIZZEE RASCAL HEADLINES SHAKEDOWN FESTIVAL

Stanmer Park, Brighton, 6 October 2012, £40, www.shakedown.co.uk/tickets The party that marks the end of the British Festival season has announced its big headliner this year – Dizzee Rascal – with more names to come to fill in the rest of the exciting bill. With last year’s lineup including Ed Sheeran, Freemasons, Example, 2manydjs and Zane Lowe, this year’s is bound to make an impresion on your calendar.

8 Shoot the Dead NW1 wonderful Oliver Minkley. Starring (big breath) Tim Key, Joe Wilkinson, Dan Mitchell, Joey Page, Stephen Grant, Michael Fabbri, and Stuart Goldsmith. A fantastic line-up of TV favourites with all funds going to The Samaritans.

CORRECTION: ALFIE BOE

Brighton Centre, 30 March 2013, £47.50/£35/£25, 0844 8471515, www.brightoncentre.co.uk Please make a note of the correct prices and telephone number for ‘The

The Haunt, 3 December 2012, £11 thehauntbrighton.co.uk The Rifles are an indie rock band formed in Chingford, London, England in 2004. They are heavily influenced by The Clash, The Jam and ‘90s Britpop, making this the perfect time to go down and get your vintage rock on. This show began wrong-footed by the impolite exit of an uppity table of drinkers, before compere Sajeela Kershi had even introduced the first act. More fool them. Fortunately, amiable Jem Brookes brought the room together with his gently paced one-liners, and Kershi built the pace with her increasingly filthy links. Sameena Zehra outdid the antics of the attendant stags with her frank sex gags, while Lewis Bryan’s diversion into surreal whale tales was tonight’s most delightful routine. Lenny Peters’ skilful headline turn appealed across the board, with a vibrant mix of parodies, pot shots and tastedefying asides. The Quadrant, 31 March JJJJJ Stuart Huggett

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9 TO 5: THE MUSICAL

Theatre Royal Brighton, 9–15 December 2012, £15–£42, 08448 717650, www.atgtickets.com/brighton 9 To 5: The Musical is a hilarious new musical comedy, based on the hit

Nation’s Tenor’. A reason to get a 2013 diary already!

9 To 5: The Musical

9 Dannydangerously HARIBO 10 Tenek Submission – Radio Edit The unstoppable house track from Osaro and RJ refuses to budge from Number One and DJ Osaro has even got a new entry 'It's Lifting Me (Remix) with Slipp Electro at number 14. Moonlighter's 'Every Time I Fall' holds onto second place this week, with The Fadadoo Project's 'Lost in a Crowd' following in third. 'Mircomophone' by Thunk certainly brings the funk as it enters the top 20, at 19. Remember that you hold the power to make a difference to that chart. Listen to the tracks online and find your favourite song, whilst musicians can submit their own tracks.

11 Threepenny Thieves New Romantic 12 The Wolfgirl Liberation Tuesday 13 Maria Mcateer – Her Night At Noon Drink The Pain Away 14 Slipp Electro ft Osaro It's Lifting Me (Remix) 15 Zoe Konez When The Snow Came 16 Nick Conroy Forever 17 Shoot the Dead Kill Machine Kill 18 The Magik Word Break Free (Terrorvision) 19 Thunk Micromophone 20 Fireworks For Summer Building Fires In A Circle Around Her House SUBM YOURIT MUSIC & videos

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LATEST PREVIEWS STAGE

L7 Previews STAGE: PLAYING THE GAME Raunchy fun at the Brighton Little Theatre from Alan Ayckbourn’s modern classic GamePlan

n their own words, the Brighton Little Theatre is a ‘very active group’, putting on at least 10 performances a year. Founded in 1940, the latest offering from this stalwart local theatre group comes in the form of Alan Ayckbourn’s GamePlan, a darkly comic look at

modern day living. Directed by Felicity Clements, GamePlan is the story of 16-yearold Sorrel Saxon(Rosa Caines), as she lives with Lynette(Carrie Lambe), her recently separated mother and struggles to cope with the possibility of leaving her comfortable life in a plush

Docklands apartment. Unable to accept giving up on the home she loves, and her mother’s poorly paid new job, Sorrel realises the only way she can maintain her life is to take matters into her own hands. Thinking out of the box, she enlists schoolfriend Kelly (Liz Barton) to help her embark on a rather shady business venture that can only end badly. Following the example of her entrepreneur father, Sorrel utilises the internet to put her plan into action, but things don’t quite go as smoothly as she’d hoped. Her jinks land both her and her mother in a spot of bother, and a very tight corner to manoeuvre out of. Maybe not one to take the kids to see, GamePlan promises to be a scintillating adventure into the depths of 21st century despair. GamePlan, Brighton Little Theatre, 01273 777748, Tuesday 10–Saturday 14 April, 7.45pm, £8, To book: www.wegottickets.com

GLENGARRY GLEN ROSS Burgess Hill Theatre Club presents this production of Glengarry Glen Ross by David Mamet. Revolving around four American businessmen as they compete to keep their jobs, and the bizarre prize of a Cadillac, the play highlights the struggles of individuals to survive the storm of capitalism around them. Descending into ever more suspect tactics to emerge triumphant, the men will seemingly go to any lengths. Direction is taken care of by John O’Connor, who has worked with the Burgess Hill Theatre Club previously on several projects. With darkly comic overtones, this is a play that at once reflects the harsh realities of corporate America while making the audience laugh at its absurdities. Glengarry Glen Ross, Burgess Hill Theatre, 01444 242984, Wednesday 25–Saturday 28 April, 8pm, £8.50

>THIS WEEK’S MUST SEES All The Single Ladies Connaught Theatre, Worthing Fri 13 April Box office 01903 206 206 www.worthingtheatres.co.uk The Lady In The Van Theatre Royal Brighton Wed 11–Fri 13 April Box office 08448 717 650 www.atgtickets.com/brighton Dreamboats And Petticoats Congress Theatre, Eastbourne Tue 10–Sat 14 April Box office 01323 412 000 www.eastbournetheatres.co.uk

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LATEST PREVIEWS MUSIC&CLUBS 29 CLUBS: REWIND: THE JUNGLE BROTHERS To celebrate Rewind’s first birthday, the one and only Jungle Brothers are flying in from the USA. Hip-hop doesn’t get any more old school: these pioneers of the scene will be performing a live set of classic hiphop anthems. Coalition, Sat 14 April, 11pm–3.30am, £5 CLUBS: LIFE'S A GAS A brand new club night featuring ‘70s glam, glitter, beat, bubblegum power pop and punk from Big Star, Sweet, Bolan, Bowie, Eno, Quatro, Undertones, Sparks, Cheap Trick, Slade and many more. Komedia, Sat 14 April, 11pm–3am, £5 MUSIC: TWILIGHT HOTEL A musical partnership of Brandy Zdan & Dave Quanbury, their dark, and moody music is rooted in a passion for scratchy records and vintage guitar tones, combined with a rock ‘n’ roll sensibility, superb songwriting and haunting arrangements. The Canadian’s third Laura Gibson

album, When The Wolves Go Blind, has just been nominated for a 2012 JUNO Award (Canadian equivalent of The Brits) for Roots And Traditional Album Of The Year By A Group. Lloyd Williams is supporting. Prince Albert, Thu 12 April, 8pm, £8 MUSIC: LAURA GIBSON Her new album, La Grande, is a rich and nostalgia inflected tale, set in her home town of La Grande, Oregon. Its natural hot lake billows smoke and mist across the land and captured her imagination during one stay, inspiring her to write the record there. Komedia, Fri 13 April, 8pm, £8 MUSIC: DANIEL JOHNSTON This esteemed manic depressive is a highly prolific writer (500 songs and counting) as well as the subject of the film The Devil And Daniel Johnston. Performing at the tallest purposebuilt church in the UK, he'll be backed by members of British Sea Power who will also be doing an exclusive acoustic set in support. St Bartolomews, Mon 16 April, 7.30pm, £16

MUSIC: MARTIN STEPHENSON AND THE DAINTEES Building bridges between love and hate

artin Stephenson and the Daintees are a British rock/folk/pop band combining elements of rockabilly, show tunes, rootsy pop, straight-ahead rock and punk. The band is fronted by songwriter/guitarist Martin Stephenson, signing with Kitchenware Records and releasing their first single in 1982. Their best-selling and most acclaimed album Boat To Bolivia was released in 1986 and was produced by a young Gil Norton, who shortly after went on to produce The Pixies. This tour will see the band play that album in its entirety along with a selection of songs form their back catalogue, including tracks from Gladsome, Humour & Blue from 1988, Salutation Road from 1990 and The Boy’s Heart from 1992. “Simon Moran, who works for SJM national promotions company, at the end of last year he walked into one of my gigs and I hadn’t seen him for 20 years and he wanted to promote a tour with The Daintees.” Although the Daintees split in 1992, they reformed in 2000 and have been playing the odd gig ever since, while Martin Stephenson has forged a career as a solo artist, releasing numerous albums and developing a love for folk roots music. For the most part a self-contained and independent musician with his own label, Stephenson has made a series of mail-order only acoustic projects. “It’s been a strange trip – I’ve converted my ambition to a more spiritual range.” he says from his base in the Highlands off Scotland where he has been for 17 years. Upon Boat To Bolivia’s release the NME said it, ‘builds bridges between love and hate, between cradle and grave, between folk and pop, between the past and present’. Stephenson added, “I didn’t have a clue what I was doing – I kinda got a job as the songwriter, and they said ‘you gotta do it’, so I started writing about my family, and things that were happening to us at the time.” But he wasn’t cut out for the pressures and demands of the mainstream industry: “You might think this is nuts, but we would have all these meetings, we would have stuff in NME, the single was creeping up the charts, and at these meetings there would be panic if the single started going down... we weren’t really into promoting ourselves but what we were into was playing live.” St George’s Church, Saturday 14 April, 7pm, £19.50 follow me on twitter

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30 LATEST PREVIEWS COMEDY&EVENTS

Critically acclaimed comedian and Peep Show star Isy Suttie brings her stand-out show to Brighton

COMEDY: LAUGHTERMARKET The irrepressible Phil Kay headlines this bargain comedy night in Hove, with support from Katerina Vrana, Darren Maskell, Roz Ryan, Kayo, Steve Law, Andy Reddin, plus MC Rue Barratt. The Old Market, Thu 12 April, 8pm, £1.50 COMEDY: IMPROV DOUBLE BILL: KATY AND RACH / THE HEE-HA'S The Hee-Ha’s perform short, sharp, fast-paced improvised sketches, scenes and songs conjured from audience shout-outs. There’s an interval to pause for breath, then recline and be dazzled as awardwinning Katy & Rach create magical, unscripted, comedy theatre from thin air – it's like watching people fly! Upstairs At Three And Ten, Fri 13 April, 8pm, £10/9

fter national television fame and a Radio 4 adaptation of her onewoman stand up show Pearl and Dave, Isy Suttie will hold an intimate performance at the Caroline of Brunswick pub in Brighton. Best known for playing Dobby in Channel 4’s Peep Show, Suttie last year showcased her talent as a writer at Edinburgh, receiving praise for her writing and performance, as well as appearing as Kiki in BBC2 sitcom Whites and Nurse Pauline in Skins. Nominated for two British Comedy Awards, and with a host of five star reviews, Suttie draws on her own experiences to tell the story of Pearl and Dave as they search for love in cyber space. Compared to Victoria Wood for her upbeat tunes, Isy Suttie’s Pearl and Dave uses storytelling, stand up and music to tell her hit tale of 21st century love. This up-close and personal evening follows sell out shows at Edinburgh, bringing the one-woman musical comedy to a smaller audience. Playing all the characters, Suttie covers themes from hope to heartbreak while looking for true love, all covered in her own quirky musical style. The Pearl and Dave show is part of a tour of smaller venues around the UK, sure to pique the interest of fans looking to rub shoulders with Suttie before she inevitably embarks on a tour of larger venues in the future. With support from Elis James, compere Julie Jepson, plus Adam Race and Stephen Bailey, Suttie will host a packed evening in an intimate venue. Isy Suttie: FunnyHaHa, Caroline of Brunswick, Wednesday 11 April, 8pm, £7/6, 01273 624434, www.carolineofbrunswick.co.uk/comedy follow me on twitter

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COMEDY: HENNING WEHN: NO SURRENDER TOUR You may well have seen Henning on QI, Dave's One Night Stand or Edinburgh And Beyond. Now it’s your chance to experience teutonic jolliness at its best and in the flesh with Germany’s ambassador for humour. The Hawth Studio, Fri 13 April, 7.45pm, £12/10 Phil Kay

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COMEDY: FUNNYHAHA: ISY SUTTIE

EVENTS: BRIGHTON MARATHON The Brighton Marathon makes its way in and around the city, including the edges of the South Downs, Ovingdean, Rottingdean and to the corners of Hove and Shoreham Port. The 26 mile course finishes on Madeira Drive near Brighton Pier. Juice FM cheer along the race, so come and support the runners too! Start at Preston Park, Sun 15 April, 9am, free EVENTS: BRIGHTON & HOVE CHILDREN'S FESTIVAL: CELEBRATING GRANDPARENTS Families get to say a proper thank you to the intergenerational glue that holds them all together! Grandparents, bring your families and celebrate being celebrated. Dance, tell stories, choose your own tunes, and be decorated. Its time to show the future generations how to party grandparent style. The Old Market, Sat 14 April, 1pm, free EVENTS: STUDIO DAYS: MY FAVOURITE TOY ANIMATION Create an animation featuring your very own toys. Build an imaginary world and fill it with your favourite bears, dolls and robots taking inspiration from the current My Favourite Toy exhibition. The final films will be premiered in front of the whole group. Bring a small toy from home, no bigger than 15cm high. For 8 years and over. Hove Museum, Thu 12–Fri 13 April, 10.30am–12.30pm, 1.30–3.30pm, free

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LATEST PREVIEWS ART&FILM

FILM: CABIN IN THE WOODS (15) ART: PARALYMPIC MEMORIES A new short film is to be shown daily from 14 April in the run up to the opening of the World Stories: Young Voices gallery at Brighton Museum in June. The film tells the story of how a Spanish team of learning disabled athletes won a gold medal at the Sydney Paralympic Games in 2000. However it later transpired that ten members of the team did not have a learning disability and the team was stripped of their medals shortly after the games finished. Hove Museum & Art Gallery, New Church Road, 01273 290900, 14 April–14 May ART: 36 VIEWS OF SUSSEX HEIGHTS Sussex Heights is the tallest residential block in Brighton, and is the subject of a photography exhibition by Ed and Emily Hepburne-Scott, based on Hokusai’s 36 illustrated ‘Views Of Mount Fuji’, made in 1833. Ed and Emily document the shifting colours and altered appearances of this modern architectural icon. Pelirocco Hotel, 10 Regency Square, Brighton, 01273 327055. Until 7 June

Director: Drew Goddard

H FILM: LOCKOUT (TBC) Dir: James Mather, Stephen St. Leger Anyone seen Escape From New York? This has got to be something akin to Snake In Space. And it stars Guy Pearce! Must’ve decided to take a break from Oscar-baiting to try his turn at an action flick. Pierce plays Snow, a wrongly convicted ex-government agent who can only win his freedom back by rescuing the President’s daughter from a maximum security prison orbiting earth. See what we mean? Released Fri 13 April Showing at Odeon and Cineworld For full details of film times: www.odeon.co.uk www.picturehouses.co.uk www.cineworld.co.uk www.worthingtheatres.co.uk

e’s the wunderkind of Buffy The Vampire Slayer and Angel fans, as a writer on both TV series, and for the motion comic. You can also add to Drew Goddard’s credits a stint on Alias, Lost and as the writer of clever horror film Cloverfield. Cabin In The Woods marks his directorial debut, and with a script written by him and the glorious Joss Whedon, it has been greatly anticipated and has created a buzz worthy of any honey farm in the district. As Goddard’s and Whedon’s track records would suggest, this takes a well trodden path in scares and then adds a new dimension to the idea. Five teenagers head off to a cabin in the woods for a summer break with a series of instructions they’ve been told to follow and joyful youth in their hearts. It’s when the rules start to be broken that the bright young things discover that this retreat was designed and built more for punishment than any fun endeavours they may have had in mind. Starring Chris Hemsworth (Thor), Fran Kanz (Dollhouse), Anna Hutchison, Kristen Connolly and Jesse Williams, as well as Amy Acker (a Whedon favourite cast member from Angel and Dollhouse), this looks all set to be a fine addition to any Whedon fan’s collection. Released Friday 13 April Showing at Odeon and Cineworld Listings Send your stage listings to: stage@thelatest.co.uk Send your comedy listings to: comedy@thelatest.co.uk Send your events listings to: events@thelatest.co.uk Send your arts listings to: art@thelatest.co.uk Send your music listings to: music@thelatest.co.uk Send your club listings to: clubs@thelatest.co.uk Send your gay listings to: gay@thelatest.co.uk

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STARS With Val Aviv

HARIES {Mar 21–Apr 20}

Your hasty ruler Mars has finally stopped its long time retrograde motion in the rather painstakingly hard working sign of Virgo. Yes, you’re still learning your craft, but the good news is that you’ll begin to realise the progress you’ve made is nothing short of epic.

HTAURUS {Apr 21–May 21}

Resisting divine opportunity for enjoyment is in some respects the greatest of sins; as long as you are not hurting anybody then you must strive to fulfill your hearts longing. Let yourself go, so that everyone can enjoy your company to the fullest.

HGEMINI {May 22–June 21}

You’re inspired and creative with lashings of imagination right now. Though you may be holding true to some lofty ideals, there’s no harm in seeing where your dreams can take you. The compassion you feel towards others is the very quality that draws their loyalty to you.

HCANCER {June 22–July 22}

There’s never any point in fighting over the truth, as the truth is often a subjective little shape-shifting beast that can be right in both its polarities. Such is the paradox; it makes one wonder why our ego is so attached to any one side.

HLEO {July 23–Aug 22}

It can be a hard nut life, but more than likely it’s just a hard nut lesson. Once you crack it, it doesn’t seem so tough. The hardest nut in the Zodiac, namely Saturn, is laying down his hard-hitting tack-ticks, this means it’s time to step up and take responsibility.

HVIRGO {Aug 23–Sep 22}

At last the energy is back in full swing and your curious ruler Mercury enjoys a rather creative patch, swooning over your loved one and waxing romantic lyrics to better soften the love punch. It’s top marks for you and an enjoyable time for your partner.

HLIBRA {Sep 23–Oct 22}

If partners are harder to please, perhaps it’s due to boundaries and you both need to know where they are, so don’t cross them and make each other cross. Sometimes the hardest thing to do is be accepting and mature about another’s shortcomings.

HSCORPIO {Oct 23–Nov 21}

Relationships are given a chance to intensify so that you may understand the deeper implications of them and their profound impact on you. Notice too that during this phase finances are enriched through combined resources.

HSAGITTARIUS {Nov 22–Dec 20}

Don’t let other people bring you down. Old friends or mature friends give you the freedom to be yourself without being anything less than understanding and tolerant. Romance can bloom once again as a special person unlocks your heart.

HCAPRICORN {Dec 21–Jan 19}

Explore the great mystery through study, travel or religion and be inspired while the intrepid planet of Mars begins his forward motion, just don’t get too preachy as it’s tiresome. Being in public has its limitations, but your sense of fun is exacerbated behind closed doors.

HAQUARIUS {Jan 20–Feb 19}

It may feel as through the world is getting smaller, but this sense of claustrophobia could actually mean you have just started to realise the limitations of some of your current thought patterns. So upgrade them and step into a bigger world.

HPISCES {Feb 20–Mar 20}

Are you ready to face up to the opposition that’s confronting you? Is it really so big? What seems big today could easily be forgotten tomorrow, so if you must fight, think first about why you are fighting – ego battles are meaningless with hindsight. Val Aviv is the presenter for Brighton Lights on Latest TV www.thelatest.tv For more astrological insights and monthly horoscopes visit www.valaviv.com or for a personal astrological reading contact Val Aviv at: astrology@valaviv.com

L7 TV Your weekly TV guide 810 – 16 APRIL knowledge. You know, the stuff that you hold onto in your head because it’s interesting and may have some practical application in the future. But mostly because it’s interesting. There are three rounds and each is officiated by With Victoria Nangle clever clogs Professor Marcus Du Sautoy, with a pair of telegenic maths students to one side adding thier ideas from time to time and being called The Department Of Maths. It’s all rather good fun, and with the final problem being how to get the most kisses at a dance, tempting to many for its frivolous fun application of something which here has been much made of late over the has previously been held to represent the worst country at large’s state of education with case scenario of a Friday afternoon clock-watching regards to maths. You know the stuff – people in the school room. Maths doesn’t have to be the are prepared to admit they’re not too hot at the sole kingdom of the geek, is the message. old mathematics whereas there is a stigma I’ve got to admit, this did get me exercising attached to admitting other educational muscles in the noggin that had grown dusty with weaknesses. No-one asks you to read out the neglect, which is why I earlier stated my current menu to them at the maths qualifications. I’m beginning of a meal, not a born scientist but I claiming not to be too did have an interest in good at reading, however “This is an entertainment how things work, and you may find a certain with someone funny and programme, not some extra haste to pass on the engaging trying not to clever adding up and make me ‘struggle’ it’s Open University bonus” dividing needed to work all a lot more accessible. out your share of the bill And enjoyable. Apart when all of the yummies are safely in the from anything else, this is an entertainment tummies. Hmm. Hence the arrival of Dara O’Briain: programme not some extra Open University bonus. School Of Hard Sums, on that most surprising of It’s funny. and for those of you old enough to educational channels: Dave. remember The Great Egg Race with Professor Heinz Let me start by stating my level of mathematical Wolff, has the same mad professor vibe of expertise. I have a GCSE in Maths and was told, when pressing buttons – and even inventing buttons – I expressed an interest in the A-level that I would that made that show such a BBC2 hit of the ‘80s. ‘struggle’. I took History instead. So I had an interest Now that’s a learning programme they should and it was squashed a long time ago. This bring back! programme, however, is bringing that interest back to In conclusion, and I’ve shown my workings, the fore for me and probably quite a few others in a Dara’s done a good thing for both his career and similar position. Using practical ‘problems’ and pitting viewers at home – he’s made a programme that is himself as the mathematician – or ‘brain’ – versus a funny, engaging and completely new. A different comic guest each week, in this case David commissioning editor’s perfect equation. O’Doherty – or ‘brawn’ – Dara explains quite complex Dara O’Briain: School Of Hard Sums, Dave, ideas in very accessible terms. And not for any sense Monday 16 April of learning, but for a more valuable sense of

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tuesday 10 Rory McGrath’s Pub Dig Five, 8pm Rory and biker/archeologist Paul Blinkhorn (imagine telling your careers teacher that’s an option for the future!) continue to root around the underneath some of the country’s oldest boozers, uncovering history whilst downing a swift half. This week they’re on familiar ground – Ye Olde Smugglers Inne in Alfriston!

Horizon: Defeating Cancer BBC2, 9pm It’s a terrifying statistic that one in three people will develop some kind of cancer at one time in their lives. Slightly more re-assuring are the extensive facilities and state of the art treatments at the Royal Marsden Hospital in London. Horizon follows Rosemary, Phil and Ray on an eye-opening journey.

Vampire Diaries ITV2, 9pm Alright, so the trailer for the last Twilight film has now hit the cinemas and Bella’s not as fragile as she once was. But the film’s not out until November so smarten up and embrace your make-shift teen vamp drama in all of it’s smoulderiness. Damon’s set to reminiscing on an old crime spree 100 years ago.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Animal 24:7 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 11.45 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Escape To The Country 3.00 BBC News 3.05 Horrible Histories 3.35 Lockie Leonard 4.00 All Over The Place 4.30 Who Let The Dogs Out? 5.00 Newsround 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 6.55 Party Election Broadcast By The Conservative Party 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Phil frets when Ben attends a psychological assessment relating to the false accusations against his dad – will Ben be able to hold it together under the scrutiny? 8.00 Holby City Sahira and Rafi’s relationship is looking uncertain, and Sahira faces her toughest choice yet: whether to fight for her marriage, or stick with her career at Holby. 9.00 The Syndicate Drama series. Bob and family are sent reeling by his medical diagnosis. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Matt Lucas Awards Matt Lucas is the host of his own awards ceremony, with nominations provided by guests comedian Jason Manford, Graeme Garden and German stand-up Henning Wehn. 11.10 Kevin Bridges: What’s The Story? Kevin Bridges sets out to discover the reality behind some of his on-stage material. 11.40 The Estate Reality series set in recession-hit Ballysally. 12.10am FILM: Waking Up In Reno (2002) 1.35 Weatherview 1.40 Sign Zone: The Diamond Queen 2.40 The Apprentice 3.40 Antiques Road Trip 4.25 BBC News

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6.00 – 9.00am Children’s television 9.00 Buzz And Tell 9.05 Tinga Tinga Tales 9.20 Driver Dan’s Story Train 9.30 Chuggington: Badge Quest 9.35 Small Potatoes 9.40 The Koala Brothers 9.50 Mr Bloom’s Nursery 10.10 Baby Jake 10.20 ZingZillas Zingbop 10.35 64 Zoo Lane 10.50 Waybuloo 11.10 In The Night Garden 11.40 FILM: Whistle Down The Wind (1961) 1.15pm Animal Park 2.15 To Buy Or Not To Buy 3.00 Helicopter Heroes 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Perfection 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Journalists Kirsty Wark and Alastair Stewart, more used to current affairs than antiques, battle it out with their antiques experts Philip Serrell and Catherine Southon. 7.30 Great British Menu Great British Menu is back and the fight is on as some of the nation’s greatest chefs battle for the chance to cook a glittering Olympic banquet. 8.00 Hairy Bikers’ Bakeation The home of Mozart, The Sound of Music and Arnold Schwarzenegger provides the fifth leg of the Hairy Bikers’ adventure. The trip starts in Vienna. 9.00 Horizon: Defeating Cancer See highlights. 10.00 Never Mind The Buzzcocks Anarchic, award-winning pop quiz. Team captains Noel Fielding and Phill Jupitus are joined by guest presenter Tim Minchin, and panellists Paloma Faith, Jason Donovan, Tim Key and DJ Target. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines. 11.20 The Hidden Art Of Islam At the British Museum, a collection of artefacts from the Muslim world is on show which tells the history of a journey to Mecca always forbidden to non-Muslims. 12.20am Medium 1.05 BBC News 4.00 The Super League Show

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6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.25 Party Election Broadcast By The Conservative Party 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Ashley’s violence towards Sandy escalates. 7.30 Countrywise Kitchen Paul Heiney and chef Mike Robinson discover that there is much more to the Cotswolds than picture postcard villages as they unearth some local delicacies in the region. 8.00 Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? Celebrity Continuing on from the previous show, tennis aces Pat Cash and Annabel Croft take the hotseat in support of Orchid and Centrepoint respectively. Hosted by Chris Tarrant. 9.00 The Mighty Mississippi With Trevor McDonald New three-part series in which Trevor McDonald sets out on an epic journey through the heartland of the USA. He begins in the Deep South and discovers how the legacy from the days of slavery still plays a part in life there today. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 Benidorm Repeat of Friday’s episode. 11.35 Ladette To Lady The four remaining ladettes discover that they will be hosting a Midsummer Night’s Revel. 12.30am The Zone: Jackpot247 3.00 Crossing Jordan 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

6.05 – 7.35am Children’s television 7.35 According To Jim 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 Undercover Boss USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 How To Cook Like Heston 12.35 River Cottage Bites 12.55 FILM: Rear Window (1954) 3.05 Sainsbury’s And Channel 4 Present David Clarke 2012 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 Four In A Bed 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks With Joel in danger, will he remain loyal to Brendan? 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Supersize Vs Superskinny In the Food Clinic swapping diets this time is 23-year-old Caribbean food queen Saskia Roberts and 25-year-old food analyst Nick Harvey, who won’t eat anything unless he’s analysed the contents first. 9.00 The Undateables Uplifting three-part series following a variety of people with disabilities as they look for love. 10.00 Facejacker Kayvan Novak adopts a variety of disguises to spoof members of the US public. 10.30 Hit The Road Jack In a Manchester church where he is joined by Lancashire cricket legend Freddie Flintoff. 11.05 Random Acts 11.10 Desperate Housewives Drama series. Susan discovers the identity of the father of Julie’s baby. 12.10am PokerStars.co.uk Caribbean Adventure 1.10 Sainsbury’s And Channel 4 Present Helen Turner 2012 1.15 KOTV Boxing Weekly 1.40 Sailing: America’s Cup Uncovered 2.10 British Rallycross 2.35 Mobil 1 The Grid 3.05 Coral Late Night Poker 4.00 FIA GT Championship 4.55 Just Not Cricket 5.00 Full Metal Challenge

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6.00 – 7.45am Children’s television 7.45 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.10 Peppa Pig 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.30 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 8.35 Roary The Racing Car 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Olivia 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 LIVE With... 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Charley Boorman’s Extreme Frontiers 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 CSI: NY 3.15 FILM: Nora Roberts Collection: Blue Smoke (2007) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Casey finds out that April and Heath have broken up but is truly crushed to hear it is because Heath slept with Henri. 6.30 5 News 7.00 Eddie Stobart: Trucks And Trailers Observational documentary series. 8.00 Rory McGrath’s Pub Dig See highlights. 9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Crime drama. An injured murder suspect hijacks a helicopter and demands to be flown to Mexico. With Morgan on board the missing chopper and a ruthless gang out to avenge a double murder, the team pulls out all the stops in a desperate locate and rescue mission. 10.00 CSI: NY Crime drama series. The CSIs investigate when a bakery owner is gunned down on his own premises. 10.55 CSI: Miami Crime drama series. Delko appears as an expert witness for the defence in the case of a young homeless man accused of murder. 11.55 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Forensic drama. The CSIs investigate when a single mother’s apparent suicide is revealed to be a carefully disguised murder. 12.50am SuperCasino 3.55 House Doctor 4.20 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (x2) 5.10 HouseBusters 5.35 Nick’s Quest

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (x3) 9.00 How The Masters 2012 Was Won 11.00 Football First: Match Choice (x3) 3.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 4.30 How The Masters 2012 Was Won 6.30 Football Asia 7.00 Netbusters 7.30 LIVE Ford Football Special 10.30 School Of Hard Knocks 11.30 Sporting Greats 12.00am Netbusters 12.30 Football’s Greatest Managers 1.00 Ford Football Special 2.30 Spanish Football: Revista Special 5.30 Football’s Greatest Managers

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Kings Of The Snow 7.00 WWE Afterburn 8.00 Golfing World 9.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 10.00 Uefa Champions League Weekly 10.30 SPL Round-Up 12.30pm How The Masters 2012 Was Won 2.30 SPL Round-Up 3.00 Football’s Greatest 3.30 Uefa Champions League Weekly 4.00 SPL Round-Up 4.30 WWE Smackdown 6.30 Sporting Greats 7.00 LIVE Spanish Football 10.00 Poker 12.00am School Of Hard Knocks 1.00 Sporting Greats 1.30 World Snowboarding Championships 2.00 Kings Of The Snow 2.30 Sports Unlimited 3.30 Sporting Greats 4.00 World Pool Masters 5.00 Sports Unlimited

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Soccer AM: The Best Bits 7.00 Journey: A Warren Miller Film 8.30 Snowboarding 9.00 Super League 10.00 Kings Of The Snow 10.30 Snowboarding 11.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Soccer AM: The Best Bits 1.00 Super League 2.00 Kings Of The Snow 2.30 Snowboarding 2.55 LIVE Test Cricket 10.00 Golfing World 11.00 Sports Unlimited 12.00am World Snowboarding Championships 12.30 Snowboarding 1.00 WWE Late Night Smackdown 3.15 Poker 5.15 Close Victoria Nangle

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1.00pm Got To Dance: Auditions Uncut (x4) 3.00 Modern Family (x2) 4.00 The Middle (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons (x2) 6.00 Ashley Banjo’s Secret Street Crew 7.00 The Simpsons (x2) 8.00 Touch 9.00 FILM: Another 48 Hrs (1990) 10.50 35mm Titanic 3D Special 11.20 Dog The Bounty Hunter 12.20am Road Wars

7.00pm Total Wipeout 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Prison, My Family And Me 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Family Guy (x2) 11.15 American Dad! (x2) 12.00am Prison, My Family And Me 1.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 2.00 My Murder 3.00 Reggie Yates: Teen Gangs 3.55 Our Crime 5.30 Close

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 Bullets, Boots And Bandages: How To Really Win At War 9.00 World War Two: 1941 And The Man Of Steel 10.30 Decisive Weapons 11.00 Ray Mears Goes Walkabout 12.00am Ray Mears Goes Walkabout

5.40pm Judge Judy (x2) 6.30 The Cube 7.30 You’ve Been Framed! 8.00 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 8.30 Harry Hill’s The Best Of TV Burp 24 9.00 The Vampire Diaries. See highlights. 10.00 FILM: Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant (2009) 12.15am FILM: Eyes Wide Shut (1999)

11.25am Cadfael 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 Murder, She Wrote 3.10 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman 4.10 On The Buses 4.40 On The Buses 5.15 Terry And June 5.45 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Wycliffe 9.00 Taggart 10.00 Inspector Wexford: Road Rage 12.10am Numb3rs 1.05 The Blackheath Poisonings

3.30pm Glee 4.35 Rules Of Engagement 5.00 Desperate Housewives 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 8.30 Rules Of Engagement 9.00 90210 10.00 The Cleveland Show 10.30 Napoleon Dynamite 11.00 The Ricky Gervais Show (x2) 12.05am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

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wednesday 11 The Apprentice BBC1, 9pm So, who’s going to impress Lord Sugar by falling asleep mid cab meeting this time eh? That was funny. Seems that you need to do more than not snore not to get caught napping on this job. Anyway, this week the teams are setting up second-hand shops in London’s fashionable East End. Shabby chic or just shabby?

Divine Women BBC2, 9pm Is it really so very different for girls? It would seem so according to recent historical programmes and newspaper articles. Hmm. This latest rallying cry for recognising empowered ladies sees historian Bettany Hughes tracing the often hidden and controversial place of women in religion across the world.

FILM: Went The Day Well? Film4, 4.15pm Don’t you just love plucky Thora Hird? Yes, this is certainly from the days before she’d ever considered the benefits of a stairlift and it’s advertising help in later life. A part of the supporting cast, Thora and pals are a rallying group of English folk mid WWII who tumble to a stealth German invasion. What ho!

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Animal 24:7 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 11.45 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Escape To The Country 3.00 BBC News 3.05 Horrible Histories 3.35 Lockie Leonard 4.00 All Over The Place 4.30 Deadly Top 10 5.00 Newsround 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 6.55 Party Election Broadcast By The Labour Party 7.00 The One Show If it has Britain talking then it will be discussed here. 7.30 Fake Britain Dominic Littlewood reveals the distressing story of how Alfred Mason’s daughter Lorna discovered that her father had lost his entire life savings of £800,000 after falling victim to conmen selling fake investments – and how she found he had ended up living in squalor. 8.00 Waterloo Road On the day of her art exam, Shelby struggles to keep her alcohol problem under control, whilst Kyle is caught running an illegal vodka scam. Jez makes a life-changing decision, and the school comes under investigation. 9.00 The Apprentice See highlights. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The National Lottery Wednesday Night Draws 10.45 Match Of The Day Colin Murray introduces the best of the action and reaction from four crucial Premier League games. 11.55 The Syndicate Repeat of yesterday’s episode. 12.55am Weatherview 1.00 Sign Zone: See Hear 1.30 Watchdog 2.30 Orbit: Earth’s Extraordinary Journey 3.30 Antiques Road Trip 4.15 News

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6.00 – 9.05am Children’s television 9.05 Tinga Tinga Tales 9.20 Driver Dan’s Story Train 9.30 Chuggington: Badge Quest 9.35 Small Potatoes 9.40 The Koala Brothers 9.50 Mr Bloom’s Nursery 10.10 Baby Jake 10.20 ZingZillas Zingbop 10.30 64 Zoo Lane 10.40 Waybuloo 11.00 In The Night Garden 11.30 FILM: His Majesty O’Keefe (1953) 1.00pm See Hear 1.30 Animal Park 2.15 To Buy Or Not To Buy 3.00 Helicopter Heroes 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Perfection 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Deborah Meaden and Theo Paphitis go head-to-head scouring the West Country for antiques with their antiques experts Mark Stacey and Thomas Plant. 7.30 Great British Menu Great British Menu is back and the fight is on as some of the nation’s greatest chefs battle for the chance to cook a glittering Olympic banquet. 8.00 Our Food Giles Coren and the team head to North Wales, where food is about making the best of the basics. Giles follows in the footsteps of the Welsh drovers who walked cattle hundreds of miles to market, while Alex Langlands heads to Snowdonia to meet some of our hardiest sheep. 9.00 Divine Women See highlights. 10.00 The Apprentice: You’re Fired Dara O Briain and guests comment on the latest series of The Apprentice. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines. 11.20 Little Dieter Needs To Fly: Storyville Series of documentaries from around the world. Werner Herzog’s film recreates the ordeal of Dieter Dengler, a German who lived through the Allied air raids as a boy, and after the war became a fighter pilot in America. 12.30am Medium 1.15 BBC News

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6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.25 Party Election Broadcast By The Labour Party 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Chas and Cameron do their best to block out their feelings. 7.30 The Unforgettable Dick Emery In the 1970s, Dick Emery was one of the country’s best-loved and most innovative comedians, creating a dazzling array of larger-than-life characters and catchphrases. Friends and family, including his ex-wife, last girlfriend and two children, remember this charismatic, funny charmer. 8.00 Foyle’s War Foyle realises that he might have one last case to explore. Foyle visits James Deveraux in his cell and finds a damaged young man intent on self-destruction. With time running out, he desperately searches for any evidence to clear Deveraux’s name. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 The One And Only Des O’Connor To celebrate both his 80th birthday and 50 years in showbusiness, legendary entertainer Des O’Connor is joined by a host of celebrities from the worlds of comedy, music and entertainment. Razzle dazzle! 12.05am Road Warriors 1.00 The Zone: Jackpot247 3.00 FILM: The Prince And The Pauper (1977) 5.05 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 News

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6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 Undercover Boss USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Sainsbury’s And Channel 4 Present... 2012: Will Bayley Part II 12.10 The Fabulous Baker Brothers 12.40 River Cottage Bites 12.50 FILM: The Man Who Knew Too Much (1956) 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 Four In A Bed 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Can Maddie finally admit to Callum her fears about their physical relationship? 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Four Rooms This episode features Katie Price and Peter Andre’s wedding carriage, paintings by the Kray twins, Bram Stoker’s desk and artwork by Damien Hirst. Gems all. 9.00 The Sinking Of The Concordia: Caught On Camera Documentary uncovering harrowing scenes from one of the most tragic events in the cruise industry’s history. Comprised almost entirely of passengers’ mobile phone and video camera footage. 10.00 10 O’Clock Live The live comedy and current affairs show hosted by David Mitchell, Jimmy Carr, Charlie Brooker and Lauren Laverne. 10.55 Strictly Baby Disco Documentary on the competitive world of kids’ freestyle disco. 11.55 Random Acts 12.00am MUSIC ON 4: Barclaycard Mercury Prize Sessions 12.20 Rizzle Kicks: Live And Typical 12.55 Ladyhawke: London Live 1.10 The Album Chart Show Spotlight 1.25 4Play: Band Of Skulls 1.35 4Play: The Milk 1.45 Ibiza Rocks 2.10 The Crush 3.05 Live From Abbey Road 3.50 St Elsewhere 4.35 Privileged 5.15 Countdown

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6.00 – 7.35am Children’s television 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.10 Peppa Pig 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.30 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 8.35 Roary The Racing Car 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Olivia 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 LIVE With... 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Charley Boorman’s Extreme Frontiers 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 CSI: NY 3.15 FILM: Moonlight Becomes You (1997) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Henri decides she can no longer tutor Casey, as their feelings for each other become clear. 6.30 5 News 7.00 Ultimate Police Interceptors Highlights of the documentary series following elite police pursuit units in Sheffield and Essex. 8.00 Cowboy Traders Documentary series exposing rogue traders. Dom and Melinda take on one of Lancashire’s worst letting agents. 9.00 NCIS US crime drama series. When a Navy petty officer who was supposed to testify in an upcoming murder trial suddenly goes missing, the NCIS team gets help from the deputy district attorney to find the missing witness. 10.00 Law And Order: Criminal Intent Crime drama series. A young drug dealer is killed on the night before she plans to leave town to go straight. Nichols teams up with Eames to solve the case. 11.00 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Drama series. When three sisters are abducted in New Orleans in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, attempts to find their kidnapper are hampered by the interference of a local reporter. 11.55 Pokerstars: The Big Game 12.55am SuperCasino 3.55 House Doctor 4.20 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (x2) 5.10 Nick’s Quest (x2)

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (x3) 9.00 Spanish Football: Revista Special 12.00pm Netbusters 12.30 Ford Football Special 2.00 Uefa Champions League Weekly 2.30 Football Asia 3.00 Netbusters 3.30 Ford Football Special 5.00 Hyundai A League 5.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 6.00 Boots ‘n’ All 7.00 Sky Sports News At Seven 7.30 LIVE Ford Football Special 10.30 Football First: Match Choice (x2) 1.30am Hyundai A League

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Kings Of The Snow 7.00 WWE Vintage Collection 8.00 World Snowboarding Championships 8.30 Kings Of The Snow 9.00 British Basketball 11.00 World Pool Masters 12.00pm Sporting Greats 12.30 World Snowboarding Championships 1.00 LIVE: America’s Cup World Series 3.00 World Snowboarding Championships 5.00 FIBA World Basketball 5.30 World Pool Masters 6.30 Inside The PGA Tour 7.00 European Tour Weekly 7.30 Total Rugby 8.00 Boots ‘n’ All 8.55 LIVE Spanish Football 10.00 Boots ‘n’ All 11.00 Total Rugby 11.30 World Pool Masters 12.30am Elite League Speedway 2.30 Asian Tour Golf

Sky Sports 3 8.30am Netbusters 9.00 Sports Unlimited 10.00 Golfing World 11.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Sports Unlimited 1.00 Golfing World 2.00 World Snowboarding Championships 2.30 Kings Of The Snow 3.00 Sports Unlimited 4.00 Kings Of The Snow 4.30 WWE The Bottom Line 5.30 World Snowboarding Championships 6.00 Kings Of The Snow 6.30 World Pool Masters 7.30 LIVE Elite League Speedway 9.30 Sporting Greats 10.00 Inside The PGA Tour 10.30 European Tour Weekly 11.00 Trans World Sport 12.00am Watersports World 1.00 Max Power 2.00 Boots ‘n’ All Victoria Nangle

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1.00pm Got To Dance: Auditions Uncut (x4) 3.00 Modern Family (x2) 4.00 The Middle (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons (x2) 6.00 Ashley Banjo’s Secret Street Crew 7.00 The Simpsons (x2) 8.00 Emergency Abroad 9.00 Touch 10.00 Fringe 11.00 An Idiot Abroad 12.00am Dog The Bounty Hunter 1.00 FILM: Point Of Entry (2007)

7.00pm Wallace And Gromit: The Wrong Trousers 7.30 Great Movie Mistakes III: Not In 3D 7.35 FILM: Shrek 2 (2004) 9.00 Don’t Blame The Dog 10.00 Sun, Sex And Suspicious Parents 11.00 Family Guy 11.40 American Dad! (x2) 12.25am Don’t Blame The Dog 1.25 Sun, Sex And Suspicious Parents

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Tales From The National Parks 8.30 Venice 24/7 9.00 Beautiful Minds 10.00 Episodes 10.30 The Great Outdoors 11.00 Britain Goes Camping 12.00am Venice 24/7 12.30 Inspector Montalbano 2.15 Episodes 2.45 The Great Outdoors 3.15 Beautiful Minds 5.30 Close

12.00pm Emmerdale 12.30 Nanny 911 1.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.40 The Real Housewives Of Orange County 4.40 Loose Women 5.35 Judge Judy (x2) 6.25 Take Me Out 8.00 Take Me Out - The Gossip 9.00 Peter Andre: My Life 10.00 FILM: Ocean’s Twelve (2004) 12.30am Harry Hill’s The Best Of TV Burp 24

1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 Murder, She Wrote 3.05 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman 4.05 On The Buses (x2) 5.15 Terry And June 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 FILM: Carry On Matron (1972) 10.00 A Touch Of Frost 12.00am FILM: Holiday On The Buses (1974) 1.40 Carry On Laughing

1.20pm Scrubs (x2) 2.15 Hollyoaks 2.50 90210 3.45 Glee 4.35 Rules Of Engagement 5.00 Desperate Housewives 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 FILM: Star Trek: First Contact (1996) 10.10 FILM: AVP: Alien Vs Predator (2004) 12.00am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

3.00pm Four In A Bed 3.35 The Renovation Game 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.45 Relocation, Relocation 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 The Secret Millionaire 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Bums, Boobs And Botox 12.05am Relocation, Relocation 1.10 Undercover Boss USA

11.00am Gaslight (1940) 12.40pm The Gunfighter (1950) 2.25 Brighton Rock (1947) 4.15 Went The Day Well? (1944). See highlights. 6.05 The Abyss (1989) 9.00 Muriel’s Wedding (1994) 11.05 Che: Part One (2008) 1.40am Little Miss Sunshine (2006) 3.45 Close

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thursday 12 Long Lost Family ITV1, 9pm Davina McCall and Nicky Campbell present a new series reuniting long lost family members after many years of separation. Kicking off with former rugby pro Mark Appleson looking for his birth mother, plus Stella Stanley who was persuaded to give up her baby daughter in the 1960s. Tears. Lots.

Derek Channel 4, 10pm A one-off comedy drama from the award-winning comedy-making machine that is Ricky Gervais. Focussing on altruistic care home worker Derek, this is a kindly chap whose favourite things in the world include Million Pound Drop, Rolf Harris and Jesus. Oh and his pals – landlord Dougie and care worker Hannah. Ahh.

Russell Howard’s Good News BBC3, 9pm Claiming to have searched through over 140 newspapers, watched over 1,000 clips and perused over 60 news channels – Russell and his researchers are not taking their mission statement of searching out the ‘good news’ in a sea of despair lightly. Up to the minute and topical stuff.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Animal 24:7 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 11.45 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Escape To The Country 3.00 BBC News 3.05 Horrible Histories 3.35 Lockie Leonard 4.00 All Over The Place 4.30 Young Dracula 5.00 Newsround 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 6.55 Party Election Broadcast By The Liberal Democrat Party 7.00 The One Show If it has Britain talking then it will be discussed here. 7.30 EastEnders Walford’s residents turn out in force to pay their respects to Heather, but a furious Shirley makes it clear that Andrew is not welcome at the funeral. 8.00 Watchdog Consumer series. As car insurance premiums rocket, why are some companies making their loyal customers pay the most? 9.00 Ivory Wars: Out Of Africa With wildlife crime now thought to be second only to drugs in terms of profit, Rageh Omaar goes on the trail of the ivory poachers, smugglers and organised crime syndicates to investigate the plight of Africa’s elephants. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Who Do You Think You Are? Gwyneth Paltrow Academy awardwinning actress Gwyneth Paltrow traces her background. 11.20 The Story Of The Turban Documentary tracing the history of the turban in the Sikh religion to the present day. 12.00am FILM: View From The Top (2001) 1.25 Holiday 1.30 Sign Zone: Countryfile 2.30 Antiques Roadshow 3.30 Antiques Road Trip 4.15 News

BBC2

6.00 – 8.30am Children’s television 8.30 Nina And The Neurons Go Inventing 8.45 Numtums 8.50 Little Charley Bear 9.00 Buzz And Tell 9.05 Tinga Tinga Tales 9.20 Driver Dan’s Story Train 9.30 Chuggington: Badge Quest 9.35 Small Potatoes 9.40 The Koala Brothers 9.50 Mr Bloom’s Nursery 10.10 Baby Jake 10.20 ZingZillas Zingbop 10.30 64 Zoo Lane 10.45 Waybuloo 11.05 In The Night Garden 11.35 FILM: Tycoon (1947) 1.40pm Racing From Aintree 4.30 Perfection 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Tony Blackburn and Toyah Willcox take off with antiques experts Charlie Ross and Charles Hanson. 7.30 Great British Menu Great British Menu is back and the fight is on as some of the nation’s greatest chefs battle for the chance to cook a glittering Olympic banquet. 8.00 Natural World – Heligan: Secrets Of The Lost Gardens Looking at the secret lives of the wildlife in one of Britain’s favourite gardens. 9.00 White Heat Drama. It is 1990 and the flat is for sale; Orla organises one last reunion for the flatmates. A brutal revelation has cataclysmic consequences. Back in the present, the last surviving flatmate arrives and the identity of the deceased flatmate is finally revealed. 10.00 The Sarah Millican Television Programme Sarah looks at crime and medical programmes and meets Dr Pixie McKenna from Embarrassing Bodies and Rav Wilding from Crimewatch. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Modern Spies From James Bond to Jason Bourne, the fictional world of spying is a world of danger and deception, glamour and lies. But how does the myth compare with the reality? 12.20am Medium (x2) 1.45 News

ITV1

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.25 Party Election Broadcast By The Liberal Democrats 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Chas tries – and fails – to distract herself from Cameron. A scared Sandy agrees that it is time he went into a home. 7.30 Are Your Kids Contagious?: Tonight As childhood diseases such as measles and whooping cough appear to be making a comeback in the UK, Fiona Foster investigates why parents are deciding not to immunise their children. What is being done to protect the health of future generations? 8.00 Emmerdale Chas is left with a dilemma when Cameron will not give her up. Katie finally loses her temper over Megan’s interfering. Laurel is sad about Sandy’s plans to move into a home. 8.30 Coronation Street David and Kylie take extreme steps to reclaim the salon. Carla feigns enthusiasm to keep an earnest Sally sweet. How will Tina react to Tommy’s surprise? 9.00 Long Lost Family See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 Take Me Out Repeat of Saturday’s show. 12.00am The Zone: Jackpot247 2.00 Are Your Kids Contagious?: Tonight 2.25 ITV Nightscreen 4.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 5.30 News

Channel 4

6.00am Sali Mali 6.05 The Treacle People 6.15 The Hoobs 6.40 The Hoobs 7.05 Freshly Squeezed 7.35 According To Jim 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 Undercover Boss USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 River Cottage Veg Heroes 12.30 FILM: North By Northwest (1959) 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 Four In A Bed 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Maddie feels more insecure when Callum leaves after they sleep together for the first time. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Get Your House In Order Trapped by the possessions filling his two-bedroom flat in Cheshire, 59year-old Ray Byrne has to sleep in a cramped corner of his living room. Antiques expert Nick has his work cut out for him if he is to make enough money to pay for interior designer Abigail’s planned redesign. 9.00 Peter Kay Live At The Bolton Albert Halls Peter Kay in front of a hometown audience, featuring his usual humorous observations of family life and social interaction. 10.00 Derek See highlights. 10.35 The Inbetweeners Sitcom. The new term begins at Rudge Park comprehensive and the infamous sociology and geography field trip to Swanage is coming up. 11.05 The Inbetweeners It’s work experience week at school but a mixup leaves Will at a garage. 11.40 Random Acts 11.45 Embarrassing Bodies The doctors help more people. 12.45am The Undateables 1.45 One Born Every Minute 2.40 Damien Hirst: Thoughts, Work, Life 3.25 The Bible: A History 4.20 Time Team 5.15 Countdown

Channel Five

6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.10 Peppa Pig 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 8.35 Roary The Racing Car 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Olivia 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 LIVE With... 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Charley Boorman’s Extreme Frontiers 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 CSI: NY 3.15 FILM: The Memory Keeper’s Daughter (2008) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away When Bianca breaks the news to Liam that the baby is not his, he makes her promise they never tell anyone else the truth. 6.30 5 News 7.00 Holiday Heaven On Earth Emma Wilson visits St Vincent and the Grenadines, Darren Kennedy spends time in Gozo and guest presenter Sarah Siese travels to the small town of Churchill in Canada. 7.30 Ultimate Police Interceptors Highlights of the documentary series following elite police pursuit units in Sheffield and Essex. 8.00 The True Story Documentary. This meticulously researched Oscarwinning epic draws on the seafaring exploits of Captain Jack Aubrey. 9.00 FILM: The Perfect Storm (2000) Starring George Clooney, Mark Wahlberg, Diane Lane, John C Reilly, William Fichtner. Seafaring drama based on the true story of a commercial fishing boat crew who become caught in a terrifying storm off the coast of Massachusetts. Don’t watch before a boat ride. 11.30 Nature Shock Documentary series examining freak occurrences in the natural world. This instalment details how a strange series of seal mutilations baffled experts for over a decade. 12.35am SuperCasino 3.55 House Doctor 4.20 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (x2) 5.10 Nick’s Quest (x2)

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Inside The PGA Tour 6.30 European Tour Weekly 7.00 LIVE European Tour Golf 11.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 11.30 Football First: Match Choice 1.00pm European Tour Golf 5.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 5.30 Barclays Premier League World 6.00 Ringside 7.00 LIVE Darts: Premier League 10.30 Time Of Our Lives 11.30 Ringside 12.30am Barclays Premier League World 1.00 Darts: Premier League 4.30 Barclays Premier League World 5.00 Ringside

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Football First: Match Choice 10.30 Total Rugby 11.00 Elite League Speedway 1.00pm Live: America’s Cup World Series 3.00 Total Rugby 3.30 Football’s Greatest 4.00 Football’s Greatest 4.30 Hyundai A League 5.00 Asian Tour Golf 6.00 ATP Tour Uncovered 6.30 America’s Cup Uncovered 7.00 Soccerex 2012 7.30 Barclays Premier League World 8.00 LIVE Centenary Shield Football 10.00 America’s Cup World Series 10.30 WWE Late Night Raw 12.30am WW NXT 1.30 Time Of Our Lives 2.30 Soccerex 2012 3.00 The Rugby Club 4.00 America’s Cup World Series 4.30 Close

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Kings Of The Snow 7.00 WWE Experience 8.00 Hyundai A League 8.30 America’s Cup World Series 9.00 Boots ‘n’ All 10.00 World Cup Of Pool 11.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Asian Tour Golf 1.00 Spanish Football 3.05 Trans World Sport 4.00 Watersports World 5.00 WWE Vintage Collection 6.00 European Tour Golf 8.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 European Tour Golf 1.00am PGA Tour Golf 4.00 Close Victoria Nangle

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1.00pm Got To Dance: Auditions Uncut (x4) 3.00 Modern Family (x2) 4.00 The Middle (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons (x2) 6.00 Ashley Banjo’s Secret Street Crew 7.00 The Middle 7.30 Modern Family 8.00 The Simpsons (x2) 9.00 Glee 10.00 House 11.00 NCIS: LA 12.00am New Dog The Bounty Hunter (x2)

7.00pm The Apprentice 8.00 Don’t Blame The Dog 9.00 Russell Howard’s Good News. See highlights. 9.30 Lee Nelson’s Well Good Show 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Angry Boys 11.00 Family Guy 11.50 American Dad! (x2) 12.35am Russell Howard’s Good News 1.05 Lee Nelson’s Well Good Show

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1977 8.00 Horizon: The Truth About Exercise 9.00 Leotards And Vests: The Great British Workout 10.00 Plastic: How It Works 11.00 Upgrade Me 12.00am Top Of The Pops: 1977 12.35 Horizon: The Truth About Exercise

12.30pm Nanny 911 1.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.40 The Real Housewives Of Orange County 4.40 Loose Women 5.40 Judge Judy (x3) 7.00 All Star Family Fortunes 8.00 American Idol: Performance 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.45 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 11.15 FILM: Gladiator (2000) 2.15am Coronation Street

1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 Murder, She Wrote 3.10 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman 4.10 On The Buses 4.45 On The Buses 5.15 Terry And June 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 Blue Murder 10.35 Ruth Rendell’s Inspector Wexford: Simisola 12.50am Cadfael

5.00pm Desperate Housewives 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 How I Met Your Mother 9.30 Happy Endings 10.00 Rules Of Engagement 10.30 The IT Crowd 11.00 Phoneshop 11.30 Rude Tube 12.00am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

2.35pm Come Dine With Me 3.05 Four In A Bed 3.35 The Renovation Game 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.45 Relocation, Relocation 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 The Good Wife 10.00 The Big C 10.30 Saving Grace 11.25 Shameless 12.25am River Cottage Spring

11.00am Late Spring (1949) 1.10pm Bad Day At Black Rock (1955) 2.50 Shadow Of A Doubt (1943) 5.00 All That Heaven Allows (1955) 6.45 Local Hero (1983) 9.00 Escape From Alcatraz (1979) 11.10 Che: Part Two (2008) 1.45am Dreams That Money Can Buy (1947) 3.35 Close

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friday 13 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories: William Roache ITV1, 9pm After recent revelations regarding the amount of lady company Coronation Street’s longest serving lothario has enjoyed, this promises to be something of a spill all interview, packed with revelations from William Roache’s life on and off The Street. Oh, Deirdre!

Castle Channel Five, 10pm It’s that odd crime capery couple bestselling crime author Castle and young straight-talking New York detective Beckett. charged with unspoken mutual attraction. We say! This week their puzzle to unravel starts with a courier killed while delivering a package and leads them to a covered up ten-year-old murder. Cripes!

Family Guy BBC3, 11pm & 11.20pm Friday night indulgence arrives in the form of this dysfunctional animated family, with Brian the dog generally the most evenhanded of the lot. However, tonight he’s wrong-footed when he goes to the Quahog Mall to give special guest Rush Limbaugh a piece of his Liberal mind only to be saved by the chap.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Animal 24:7 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 11.45 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Escape To The Country 3.00 BBC News 3.05 Horrible Histories 3.35 Lockie Leonard 4.00 All Over The Place 4.30 Blue Peter 5.00 Newsround 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 8.00 EastEnders The Mitchells are left reeling by yesterday’s shock events. 8.30 Would I Lie To You? Rob Brydon is back in the host’s chair. Lee Mack is joined by Alex Jones and Alexander Armstrong and David Mitchell is joined by Chris Tarrant and Mel Giedroyc. 9.00 Have I Got News For You Popular news quiz, with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop, host Stephen Mangan and panellists Grace Dent and Miles Jupp. 9.30 Not Going Out Sitcom. When Tim joins a band at work and Lucy falls for the lead guitarist, Lee becomes jealous. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show Among the guests on Graham’s sofa are Cate Blanchett; Ewan McGregor; Michael Sheen and Matt Lucas. 11.20 The National Lottery Friday Night Draws 11.30 The Matt Lucas Awards Matt Lucas is the host of his own awards ceremony. 12.05am EastEnders 2.00 Weatherview 2.05 Sign Zone: Natural World: Queen Of The Savannah 3.05 Ken Russell: A Bit Of A Devil 4.05 Britain’s First Photo Album 4.35 News

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6.00 – 8.50am Children’s television 8.50 Little Charley Bear 9.00 Buzz And Tell 9.05 Tinga Tinga Tales 9.20 Driver Dan’s Story Train 9.30 Chuggington: Badge Quest 9.35 Small Potatoes 9.40 The Koala Brothers 9.50 Mr Bloom’s Nursery 10.10 Baby Jake 10.20 ZingZillas Zingbop 10.25 Charlie And Lola 10.40 64 Zoo Lane 10.55 Waybuloo 11.15 In The Night Garden 11.45 FILM: The Big Sky (1952) 1.45pm Racing From Aintree 4.30 Perfection 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Actor Tom Conti and presenter Kate Derham fight it out with their antique experts James Braxton and James Lewis to turn £400 into profit. Their journey takes them around East Sussex, starting in Lewes and ending with an auction in Wandsworth. 7.30 Great British Menu Yum! Yum! 8.00 Mastermind Subjects include the US Masters, Philip Pullman’s His Dark Materials trilogy, Clyde river steamers, classical mythology and the East African campaign of WWI. 8.30 Gardeners’ World Do’s and Don’ts of the humble seed. 9.00 Brick By Brick: Rebuilding Our Past This episode follows the construction of a fully working coalfired Edwardian fish and chip shop at Beamish Museum. 10.00 Twenty Twelve Olympics comedy. A decision must be made about the future of the Olympic Stadium. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines. 11.00 The Review Show Round table arts and culture discussion programme. 11.50 FILM: Down In The Valley (2005) Starring Edward Norton, Evan Rachel Wood. Drama. 1.35amFILM: Yella (2007) 3.00News

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6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Chas and Cameron start to play a dangerous game. 7.30 Coronation Street A determined Audrey fights back with fire. Sunita panics when confronted by a suspicious Stella. 8.00 Poms In Paradise Documentary series following British expats in Sydney, Australia. Gary has found his calling rescuing endangered wildlife and Claire has caught the exercise bug Down Under. 8.30 Coronation Street Audrey is arrested as the salon wars spiral out of control. Leanne is crushed as Ken is forced to make a decision. Tina offers advice to a frivolous Tommy. 9.00 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories: William Roache See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 FILM: Charlie Wilson’s War (2007) Starring Tom Hanks, Julia Roberts, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Amy Adams, Emily Blunt. Political drama based on real-life events about a Texas congressman whose intervention in Afghanistan, supplying weapons and other equipment to rebel troops fighting against the Soviet Union, has far-reaching and unforeseen consequences. 12.25am The Zone: Jackpot247 2.30 FILM: A Home At The End Of The World (2004) 4.00 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

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6.00am Sali Mali 6.05 The Treacle People 6.15 The Hoobs 6.40 The Hoobs 7.05 Freshly Squeezed 7.35 According To Jim 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 Undercover Boss USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Quick Bakes With Eric Lanlard 12.25 FILM: Topaz (1969) 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 Four In A Bed 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Tilly is thrilled her art event is a success, but when art fan Jen arrives sparks fly. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.30 Unreported World Documentary exploring events in the war zone in Sudan. Reporter Aidan Hartley and Director Daniel Bogado gain rare access to the Nuba Mountains to film the heroic doctors who are saving children in a largely hidden war 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Come Dine With Me Cookerybased reality show.. 9.00 The Million Pound Drop Live The fifth show in the new run of The Million Pound Drop Live. Davina McCall will guide pairs of contestants as they face the daunting Drop in the hope of taking home some seriously big money. Play along at home. 10.35 Rude Tube Alex Zane presents the funniest, strangest and most outrageous clips from the internet. 11.35 The Mad Bad Ad Show Comedy entertainment series looking at the world of advertising, hosted by Mark Dolan. In this episode they a look at ads for cereal. 12.25am FILM: The Beach (2000) 2.25 Random Acts 2.30 MESH: Covert 2.35 Stonehouse Reunion 2.40 My Name Is Earl 3.00 Franklin & Bash 3.45 St Elsewhere 4.30 Privileged 5.10 Countdown

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6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.10 Milkshake! Monkey 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Roary The Racing Car 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Olivia 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 LIVE With... 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Rory And Paddy’s Even Greater British Adventure 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Trial By Fire (2008) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away When Leah finds Brax knocked out after a robbery at Angelo’s, she urges him to reconsider his cage fight. 6.30 5 News 7.00 Robson’s Extreme Fishing Challenge Documentary series. Robson’s challenge starts in Florianopolis, 700 miles south of Rio de Janeiro in Brazil. His opponent is professional fishing guide Giba Garbado. 8.00 Eddie Stobart: Trucks And Trailers Observational documentary series. Trucker Kevin gets an eyeful on the graveyard shift in Liverpool city centre and makes a dash to aid a member of the public. 9.00 The Mentalist Crime drama. Jane tackles the investigation into the murder of a Shakespeare fan and assists in Darcy’s investigation into the death of a woman found in the woods. 10.00 Castle See highlights. 10.55 Law And Order: Criminal Intent Crime drama series. A witness in a high-profile rape case is murdered in her apartment. Logan and Falacci find their investigation is blocked by an ambitious ADA with a political agenda. 11.55 Inside Hollywood 12.00am SuperCasino 3.55 Motorsport Mundial 4.20 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (x2) 5.10 Nick’s Quest (x2)

Sky Sports 1 6.00am America’s Cup Uncovered 6.30 Barclays Premier League World 7.00 LIVE European Tour Golf 11.00 Ringside 12.00pm Barclays Premier League World 12.30 NRL Fulltime 1.00 European Tour Golf 5.00 Barclays Premier League World 5.30 Football League Weekend 6.30 Barclays Premier League Preview 7.00 Sky Sports News At Seven 7.30 LIVE Football League Championship 10.00 LIVE Fight Night 12.00am Take It Like A Fan 12.30 Barclays Premier League Preview 1.00 Football League Weekend 2.00 Barclays Premier League Preview 2.30 Football League Weekend 3.30 Take It Like A Fan 4.00 Barclays Premier League Preview

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Ringside 10.00 Barclays Premier League World 10.30 NRL Fulltime 11.00 Super League Super Men 12.00pm The Rugby Club 1.00 LIVE America’s Cup World Series 3.00 ATP Tour Uncovered 3.30 Barclays Premier League World 4.00 Soccerex 2012 4.30 The Rugby Club 5.30 Road To London 6.00 Volvo Ocean Race 7.00 Road To London 7.30 LIVE Rugby Union 10.00 School Of Hard Knocks 11.00 WWE Late Night Smackdown 1.00am WWE Late Night Bottom Line 2.00 Fight Night 4.00 Rugby Union

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Kings Of The Snow 7.00 WWE: Raw 9.00 America’s Cup World Series 9.30 Soccerex 2012 10.00 ATP Tour Uncovered 10.30 America’s Cup Uncovered 11.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Racemax 1.00 Ringside 2.00 Kings Of The Snow 2.30 NRL Fulltime 3.00 Super League Super Men 4.00 WWE: Raw 6.00 European Tour Golf 8.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 European Tour Golf 1.00am PGA Tour Golf 4.00 Volvo Ocean Race 5.00 America’s Cup World Series 5.30 Kings Of The Snow Victoria Nangle

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3.00pm Modern Family (x2) 4.00 The Middle (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons (x2) 6.00 Ashley Banjo’s Secret Street Crew 7.00 The Simpsons 7.30 The Middle 8.00 Modern Family 8.30 Raising Hope 9.00 An Idiot Abroad 10.00 Glee 11.00 A League Of Their Own 12.00am New Dog The Bounty Hunter (x2)

7.00pm Doctor Who 7.45 Doctor Who Confidential 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Live At The Apollo (x2) 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 11.00 Family Guy (x2). See highlights. 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am Angry Boys 1.00 World Series Of Dating

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 BBC Young Musician 2012 9.00 Sweet Home Alabama: The Southern Rock Saga 10.00 Southern Rock At The BBC 11.00 The Old Grey Whistle Test (x2) 12.45am Sweet Home Alabama: The Southern Rock Saga 1.50 Southern Rock At The BBC 2.50 BBC Young Musician 2012

3.40pm The Real Housewives Of Orange County 4.40 Loose Women 5.40 Judge Judy (x2) 6.30 Planet’s Funniest Animals 6.45 Britain’s Got Talent 8.00 Britain’s Got More Talent 9.00 American Idol: Results 10.00 FILM: Notting Hill (1999) 12.30am Peter Andre: My Life 1.30 Harry Hill’s The Best Of TV Burp

11.20am Cadfael 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 Murder, She Wrote 3.05 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman 4.05 On The Buses (x2) 5.15 Terry And June 5.50 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 The Darling Buds Of May 9.00 A Touch Of Frost 11.05 FILM: The Great Gatsby (1974) 1.45am Cadfael

12.20pm Greek 1.20 Scrubs (x2) 2.10 Hollyoaks 2.45 90210 3.40 Glee 4.35 Rules Of Engagement 5.00 Desperate Housewives 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 Supernanny US 9.00 FILM: Date Movie (2006) 10.40 Shameless 12.00am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

1.20pm Relocation: Phil Down Under 2.30 Come Dine With Me 3.00 Four In A Bed 3.35 The Renovation Game 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.45 Relocation, Relocation 6.55 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 FILM: Working Girl (1988) 11.15 Relocation, Relocation 12.20am Grand Designs

11.00am The Edge Of The World (1937) 12.30pm The Cruel Sea (1953) 3.05 Casablanca (1942) 5.10 James And The Giant Peach (1996) 6.45 Housekeeping (1987) 9.00 Red Cliff (2008) 11.50 The Conversation (1974) 2.05am The Fountain (2006)

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saturday 14 CSI: Miami Channel 5, 8pm Now in its tenth season in the US, Horatio seems to have more staying power than many of his Las Vegas colleagues. This is the first episode in the fifth series and sees him having to drive to Rio with Delko to track down who ordered Marisol’s murder. While there he discoveries Raymond is missing again. It never rains, eh?

Titanic: A Commemoration In Music And Film BBC2, 8.30pm In case you haven’t noticed it’s the centenary of the sinking of the Titanic. To add to the plethora, live from Belfast’s Waterfront Hall, John Humphrys presents a commemorative event with performances from Joss Stone, Maverick Sabre, Alfie Boe and the Ulster Orchestra.

Britain’s Got More Talent ITV2, 9.15pm This week there’s almost as many Titanic programmes as reality contests, so why not complete the set with an extra dose of BGT, even more talent apparently. Ant and Dec will be on hand with Alesha, David and Amanda to see who will get a step closer to the prize and a chance to appear at the Royal Variety Performance.

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6.00am Formula 1: The Chinese Grand Prix º Qualifying 8.30 Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen 11.30 The Little Paris Kitchen: Cooking With Rachel Khoo 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 South East Today 12.15 Football Focus 1.00 The Grand National 5.10 BBC News 5.20 South East Today 5.25 FILM: Wall-E (2008)

7.00 The Voice UK Holly Willoughby and Reggie Yates host the final round of blind auditions as the search for The Voice continues. This is a talent show like no other - during the blind auditions, hopeful artists take to the stage while the coaches listen with their backs turned. When a coach likes what they hear, they hit a button which turns their chair to face the artist. 8.20 The National Lottery: In It To Win It Dale Winton presents the quiz show where five contestants compete to be in the right place at the right time in a bid to win a lifechanging amount of money. 9.10 Casualty Hospital drama. A woman takes extreme action after living next door to nightmare neighbours for years. 10.00 BBC News 10.20 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker introduces highlights of the day’s Premier League games, with expert analysis from Alan Hansen and Alan Shearer. Mark Hughes took his QPR team to The Hawthorns for a meeting with West Brom, and relegation-threatened Wolves travelled to the Stadium of Light to play Sunderland. 11.25 The Football League Show Highlights and analysis from the Football League. 12.45am Weatherview 12.50 BBC News

BBC2

6.00am Wibbly Pig 6.10 Lunar Jim 6.20 Timmy Time 6.35 Chuggington 6.45 Pinky Dinky Doo 7.00 Extreme Animals 7.30 Dennis & Gnasher 7.40 The Scooby-Doo Show 8.05 Pixelface 8.35 Prank Patrol Down Under 9.00 The Slammer 9.30 The Ministry Of Curious Stuff 10.00 Animals At Work 10.35 Splatalot 11.00 Copycats 11.25 OOglies 11.40 MOTD Kickabout 12.00pm Escape To The Country 1.00 Formula 1: The Chinese Grand Prix Qualifying - Replay 2.15 FILM: PT 109 (1963) 4.30 Final Score 5.15 Rugby League: Challenge Cup Round Four 7.30 Flog It! Paul Martin presents from Wrexham, principal town of north-east Wales, which was once at the forefront of the industrial revolution. 8.00 Dad’s Army Classic sitcom about a Home Guard unit. Like every other town, Walmington-on-Sea is to have its War Weapons Week, with a procession is to be led by the drum and bugle band of the Sea Scouts. Captain Mainwaring decides that the platoon should be led by a mascot. 8.30 Titanic: A Commemoration In Music And Film See highlights. 10.00 QI XL Stephen Fry asks questions with an international flavour. With Jack Dee, David Mitchell, Bill Bailey and Alan Davies. 10.45 The Sarah Millican Television Programme In her brand new comedy series, award-winning comedian Sarah Millican talks television. She combines stand-up inspired by what she has seen on screen and unique interviews with television people, she looks at crime and medical programmes, and meets Dr Pixie McKenna from Embarrassing Bodies 11.15 TOTP 2: Pop Stars A compilation of the nation’s favourite pop stars down the decades in performance at the BBC. 12.15am Grand National Highlights 12.45 FILM: Homicide (1991)

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6.00am – 7.10am Children’s television 7.10 Sooty 7.25 X-Men 7.50 Fleabag Monkeyface 8.00 Fort Boyard - Ultimate Challenge 8.25 Saturday Cookbook 9.25 ITV News 9.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 10.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 11.20 The Real Housewives Of New York City 12.15pm Murder, She Wrote 1.15 ITV News & Weather 1.25 FILM: Curly Sue (1991) 3.20 FILM: Nim’s Island (2008) 5.05 Meridian News And Weather 5.15 ITV News & Weather 5.30 FA Cup Semi-Final Highlights 6.15 Keith Lemon’s LemonAid Keith Lemon brings his unique brand of mischief and anarchy to the masses. 7.00 All Star Family Fortunes Vernon Kay presents the game show in which two celebrities and their families battle it out to win up to £30,000 for the charities of their choice. 8.00 Britain’s Got Talent Britain’s most varied talent contest continues with the latest set of auditions. 9.15 The Cube Phillip Schofield presents a new series of the tense game show. 10.15 FILM: Fast & Furious (2009) Starring Vin Diesel, Paul Walker and Michelle Rodriguez. The fourth film in the wheel-squealing action series. Notorious highway hijacker Dominic Toretto and his former friend and FBI agent Brian Conner return to the streets where it all began, careering across Los Angeles and the Mexican desert. Dominic returns to LA after a close friend is murdered, while Brian is assigned to capture a mysterious drug lord, but their trails cross around a shared enemy and they are forced to work together. 11.05 ITV News; Weather 11.20 FILM: Fast & Furious (2009) Continues after news. 12.30am The Zone: Jackpot247 3.00 In Plain Sight 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

Channel 4

6.00am The Treacle People 6.05 The Hoobs 6.30 The Hoobs 7.00 Mobil 1 The Grid 7.30 British F3 7.55 The Morning Line 8.55 The TV Book Club 9.30 Koko Pop 10.00 Made In Chelsea 11.00 Charlie’s Angels 11.55 The Big Bang Theory 12.25pm The Big Bang Theory 12.55 The Big Bang Theory 1.25 The Simpsons 1.55 Channel 4 Racing 3.35 Sainsbury’s And Channel 4 Present...Danielle Brown 2012 3.40 FILM: The Addams Family (1991) 5.45 Come Dine With Me 6.45 Channel 4 News 7.15 4thought.tv 7.20 Deal Or No Deal Noel Edmonds asks the all-important question as contestants do battle with the Banker. 8.15 The Sinking Of The Concordia: Caught On Camera Documentary uncovering harrowing scenes from one of the most tragic events in the cruise industry’s history. Comprised almost entirely of passengers’ mobile phone and video camera footage, with no testimony or narration, the programme provides a remarkable minute-by-minute account of an unfolding disaster. From the moment excited holiday-makers step onto the luxury cruise liner to the realisation that they are on a sinking ship, viewers follow what happened as captured by those on board. 9.15 The Million Pound Drop Live Davina McCall guides pairs of contestants as they face the daunting drop in the hope of taking home some life-changing money. 10.50 FILM: Walk The Line (2005) Starring Joaquin Phoenix and Reese Witherspoon. Biopic of country music legend Johnny Cash as he escapes his rural upbringing. 1.20am FILM: William Shakespeare’s Romeo And Juliet (1996) 3.15 Atlantic 3.20 Franklin & Bash 4.05 St Elsewhere 4.50 Privileged 5.30 Countdown

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6.00am – 7.55am Children’s television 7.55 Little Princess 8.15 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.30 Angelina Ballerina 8.50 Rupert Bear 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 The Mr. Men Show 9.30 Roary The Racing Car 9.40 Mist: Sheepdog Tales 10.00 Battleship: Movie Special 10.30 Ultimate Police Interceptors 11.30 The True Story 12.30pm FILM: The Perfect Storm (2000) 2.55 FILM: Titanic (1996) 6.15 5 News Weekend National and international news. 6.20 NCIS Tony’s undercover mission comes to an end when his car is blown up - seemingly with him inside it. Elsewhere, Jenny Shepard comes face to face with her arch enemy. 7.10 NCIS When a Navy petty officer who was supposed to testify in an upcoming murder trial suddenly goes missing, the NCIS team must find the missing witness. 8.00 CSI: Miami See highlights. 9.00 CSI: NY A role-playing game turns lethal, with one player falling victim to a bona fide killer. When the CSIs investigate, they discover that another player has been kidnapped. 10.00 International Boxing Live coverage from the Odyssey Arena in Belfast of the fight between Tyson Fury and the former Commonwealth Champion Martin Rogan. 11.30 Comedy Kings: Best Of Just For Laughs Coverage from the Just for Laughs comedy festival in Montreal, with performances from some of the world’s finest comedians. England’s Stewart Lee, Scotland’s Craig Hill and South Carolina’s Aziz Ansari step on to the stage. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.55 Great Scientists 4.20 Great Artists 4.45 Rough Guide To Journeys 5.00 Hana’s Helpline 5.10 The Milkshake! Show 5.35 Thomas & Friends 5.45 Hana’s Helpline

Sky Sports 1 6.00am LIVE European Tour Golf 8.30 Football’s Greatest 9.00 Sporting Greats (x2) 10.00 Fight Night Live 12.00pm LIVE Scottish Cup Football 3.00 LIVE Rugby League Challenge Cup 5.00 Fight Night 6.55 LIVE Spanish Football (x2) 11.00 Scottish Cup Football 12.00am Football’s Greatest 12.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly 1.00 Spanish Football 2.30 Scottish Cup Football 3.30 Football’s Greatest 4.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 4.30 LIVE European Tour Golf

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics Oz Style 6.30 Barclays Premier League Preview 7.00 Take It Like A Fan 7.30 Football League Weekend 8.30 Champions League Weekly 9.00 Barclays Premier League Preview 9.30 Take It Like A Fan 10.00 Soccer AM 12.00pm Take It Like A Fan 12.30 LIVE Ford Football Special 3.15 Sky Sports Classics 3.30 WWE Smackdown 5.30 WWE The Bottom Line 6.30 Scottish Cup Football 7.30 You’re On Sky Sports 8.25 Football First Game Of The Day 10.15 Football First Match Choice (x4) 4.15am Spanish Football 5.45 Sky Sports Classics

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Sports Unlimited 7.00 Sailing America’s Cup Uncovered 7.30 Tight Lines 8.30 LIVE Super 15 Rugby (x2) 1.00pm LIVE America’s Cup World Series 3.00 Volvo Ocean Race 4.00 Sailing America’s Cup Uncovered 4.30 Watersports World 5.30 Champions League Weekly 6.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 European Tour Golf 1.00am America’s Cup World Series 1.30 Rugby League 3.30 Volvo Ocean Race 4.30 Max Power 5.30 Champions League Weekly

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12.00pm 35mm 2012 12.30 Harry Potter: The Magic Lives On 1.00 Best Of Oops TV 2.00 Gadget Geeks 3.00 A League Of Their Own (x6) 6.00 Futurama (x2) 7.00 Emergency Abroad 8.00 Hawaii Five-0 9.00 FILM: Behind Enemy Lines (2001) 11.05 Ashley Banjo’s Secret Street Crew 12.05am Road Wars

7.00pm Doctor Who 7.45 Top Gear 8.45 World Series Of Dating 9.15 FILM: Shrek The Third (2007) 10.40 Russell Howard’s Good News Extra 11.25 Family Guy (x2) 12.10am American Dad! (x2) 12.55 World Series Of Dating 1.25 Russell Howard’s Good News Extra 2.10 Lee Nelson’s Well Good Show

7.00pm South Pacific 8.00 Julia Bradbury’s Icelandic Walk 9.00 Inspector Montalbano 10.35 Parkinson: The Interviews 11.15 Lionel Richie At The BBC 12.15am Lionel Richie: Dancing On The Ceiling 1.15 Top Of The Pops: 1977 1.50 South Pacific 2.50 Julia Bradbury’s Icelandic Walk

4.10pm American Idol: Results 5.00 You’ve Been Framed! 5.30 FILM: Jurassic Park (1993) 8.00 The Zoo 9.00 Planet’s Funniest Animals 9.15 Britain’s Got More Talent 10.15 Celebrity Juice 11.00 Keith Lemon’s LemonAid 11.45 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 12.15am Britain’s Got Talent

8.50am Upstairs, Downstairs (x2) 11.05 The Best Of Benny Hill 12.50pm FILM: Carry On Henry (1971) 2.40 Ruth Rendell’s Inspector Wexford: Simisola 4.55 Agatha Christie’s Marple 6.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 Foyle’s War 11.15 FILM: Steptoe And Son (1972) 1.05am Wycliffe

10.45am Gok’s Clothes Roadshow 11.50 Supernanny US (x2) 1.35pm Hollyoaks Omnibus 4.10 Made In Chelsea 5.15 The Big Bang Theory (x4) 7.10 How I Met Your Mother 7.40 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 8.40 Happy Endings 9.15 FILM: Transformers (2007) 12.05am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

1.50pm River Cottage Bites 2.05 My Place In The Sun 2.35 Grand Designs (x2) 4.50 Location, Location, Location (x2) 7.05 Beeny’s Restoration Nightmare 8.10 The Restoration Man 9.15 One Born Every Minute 10.20 FILM: Brassed Off (1996) 12.30am The Unsinkable Titanic 2.10 The Restoration Man

11.00am Ride The High Country (1962) 12.55pm Grease (1978) 3.10 Passport To Pimlico (1949) 4.50 Star Trek III: The Search For Spock (1984) 6.55 Big (1988) 9.00 An Officer And A Gentleman (1982) 11.25 Snake In The Eagle’s Shadow (1978) 1.20am The Red Desert (1964)

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sunday 15 Titanic ITV1, 9pm The four-part drama concludes as the crew spot the iceberg they take evasive action but can’t prevent a collision... obviously. In the ensuing panic Georgiana and Harry spend precious moments together, Barnes rescues Watson and Pablo tries to save his brother. But will it all be too late? Probably.

Homeland Channel 4, 9pm Things haven’t been going great for Brody since he got back; he can’t seem to connect with his family, his best friend’s been getting too close to his wife, Carrie suspects him of being a terrorist and then some blokes attack him in a car park. Perhaps he would have been better off staying in that Baghdad dungeon.

The Voice UK BBC3, 7.40pm Ever wanted to know what it’s like to audition for The Voice? With all the swivel chairs, perhaps try just walking in to a barbers and start singing. In the mean time just catch Reggie Yates and Holly Willoughby with coaches Will.I.Am, Jessie J, Tom Jones and Danny Donoghue, for all the glitz and glamour.

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6.00am Breakfast 7.00 Formula 1: The Chinese Grand Prix 10.15 The Big Questions 11.15 Escape To The Country 12.00pm Sunday Politics 1.05 Bargain Hunt 1.50 Human Planet 2.50 Formula 1: The Chinese Grand Prix - Rerun 4.50 A Question Of Sport 5.20 Songs Of Praise

6.05 Titanic With Len Goodman Len Goodman marks the centenary of the Titanic disaster with a three-part series examining the ship’s legacy. He explores how the press created heroes and looked for villains, and how changed sea travel changed. 6.35 BBC News 6.50 South East Today 7.00 Countryfile People and stories from the countryside. 8.00 Antiques Roadshow Fiona Bruce and the team return to Manchester Town Hall where a big crowd awaits with their treasures. 9.00 Silent Witness Nikki is approached to help identify the paltry remains of a serial killer’s undiscovered victims. 10.00 BBC News 10.20 South East Today 10.25 Have I Got A Bit More News For You Extended news quiz. 11.10 Witness To Auschwitz Examining the controversy surrounding the Holocaust account of Denis Avey, a 93-year old British former prisoner of war who helped save the life of an Auschwitz inmate. 11.40 FILM: Lady In The Water (2006) Starring Paul Giamatti. An apartment block janitor discovers a magic woman in a swimming pool. 1.20am Weatherview 1.25 Sign Zone: Empire 2.25 Holby City 3.25 Nature’s Weirdest Events 4.25 BBC News

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6.00am Wibbly Pig 6.10 Lunar Jim 6.20 Timmy Time 6.35 Chuggington 6.45 Pinky Dinky Doo 7.00 Extreme Animals 7.30 What’s New ScoobyDoo? 7.50 Match Of The Day 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.30 Flog It! 12.15pm Great British Menu 12.45 FILM: The Magnificent Showman (1964) 3.00 FILM: A Night To Remember (1958) 5.00 Sandhurst 6.00 Hairy Bikers’ Bakeation The bikers head to Austria. 7.00 Formula 1: The Chinese Grand Prix Jake Humphrey presents the best of the action from Shanghai. 8.00 Best Of Top Gear Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May star in a compilation of their finest moments from the last year featuring. 9.00 This World: Norway’s Massacre This World tells the inside story of the 2011 massacre in Norway, offering new insights into the life and mind of the perpetrator, Anders Breivik. 10.00 Match Of The Day 2 Colin Murray is joined by Lee Dixon for highlights of the day’s Premier League action. 10.50 Football Focus Special: When Noel Met Mario Former Oasis member and Manchester City fan, Noel Gallagher, interviews the club’s enigmatic striker as he finds out the truth behind the stories. 11.20 Twenty Twelve A decision must be made about the future of the Olympic Stadium, and Clarence House has asked the ODC to look at ways of linking the Olympics with the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee. 11.50 FILM: Lone Star (1996) A young sheriff returns to his roots in a small Texas-Mexico border town where his father had been sherif. 2.00am BBC News

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6.00am – 7.45am Children’s television 7.45 Fleabag Monkeyface 8.00 Victorious 8.25 Dinner Date 9.25 ITV News 9.30 Ade In Britain 10.25 May The Best House Win 11.25 Long Lost Family 12.25pm ITV News & Weather 12.35 Britain’s Got Talent 1.50 Planet’s Funniest Animals 2.05 Planet’s Funniest Animals 2.35 Columbo: Undercover 4.30 You’ve Been Framed! 5.00 Meridian News And Weather 5.15 ITV News & Weather 5.30 FA Cup Semi-Final: Chelsea V Tottenham Hotspur 8.00 The Big Quiz: Benidorm V Essex The fictional world battles the real one as teams from the sitcom Benidorm and reality show The Only Way Is Essex face off in a hilarious quiz show. TOWIE reem team Joey Essex, Lauren Goodger, James ‘Arg’ Argent and Gemma Collins take on the Solana’s Jake Canuso, Crissy Rock, Janine Duvitski and Shelley Longworth. Who will come out on top? Presented by Stephen Mulhern. 9.00 Titanic See highlights. 10.00 Words Of The Titanic Special programme re-telling the story of the liner’s fateful voyage using the diaries, personal accounts and letters of its passengers and crew. This dramatised documentary paints a fresh and vivid picture of the events leading up to that terrible night in the freezing Atlantic. From one schoolteacher’s account to that of a ship’s officer, from the plight of the third-class passengers to that of those in the first-class staterooms, contemporary testimonies combine to create a compelling and moving record of the disaster. 11.00 ITV News; Weather 11.15 Rugby Highlights: Aviva Premiership All the action from round 20 of the Aviva Premiership. 12.10am The Zone: Jackpot247 2.15 British Superbike Championship Highlights 3.00 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

Channel 4

6.15am The Hoobs 6.40 The Hoobs 7.05 Road To London 2012: That Paralympic Show 7.35 Sainsbury’s And Channel 4 Present... Ellie Simmonds 7.40 Sailing: America’s Cup Uncovered 8.05 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Sunday Brunch 12.00pm The Big Bang Theory 12.30 The Big Bang Theory 1.00 The Simpsons 1.30 The Simpsons 2.05 FILM: Love Happens (2009) 4.10 Saving The Titanic 6.10 Channel 4 News 6.40 4thought.tv 6.45 FILM: Marley And Me (2008) Starring Owen Wilson and Jennifer Aniston. Newlyweds John and Jenny get a dog as opposed to children, but the couple little realise the dog’s furniture-chewing, necklaceswallowing, turkey-stealing thirst for life. He may well provide rich antics for John’s newspaper column, but he is the world’s most disobedient dog and he tests everyone when John and Jenny have children of their own. 9.00 Homeland See highlights. 10.00 FILM: The Last Exorcism (2010) Starring Patrick Fabian, Ashley Bell, Iris Bahr, Louis Herthum, Tony Bentley and Carol Sutton. Horror movie. A documentary maker follows a Louisiana evangelist famed for his ability to drive demons from the possessed. The preacher is about to retire but decides to help a troubled teenager who has been mutilating local livestock. 11.45 FILM: The Hills Have Eyes (2006) Starring Kathleen Quinlan,]. Re-make of the 1977 cult horror in which a family’s holiday in the New Mexico desert becomes a nightmare when their camper van apparently breaks down on a shortcut. 1.45am Facejacker 2.10 Hit The Road Jack 2.55 Comedy Lab: Mr And Mrs Hotty Hott Hot Show 3.25 Hollyoaks Omnibus 5.30 Countdown

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6.00am – 8.45am Children’s television 8.45 Rupert Bear 8.55 Milkshake! Monkey 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 The Mr. Men Show 9.25 Roary The Racing Car 9.40 Mist: Sheepdog Tales 10.00 Making The Magic: Disneyland Paris 20th Anniversary 10.30 Animal Rescue Squad 10.45 Grey’s Anatomy 11.40 Eddie Stobart: Trucks And Trailers 12.40pm Inside The Titanic 2.45 FILM: Pooh’s Heffalump Movie (2005) 4.00 FILM: Toy Story 2 (1999) 5.55 5 News Weekend 6.00 FILM: Practical Magic (1998) Starring Nicole Kidman and Sandra Bullock. Supernatural romantic comedy about two sisters from a long line of witches. 8.00 Once Upon A Time Fantasy drama series set in two dimensions: the fairy-tale realm and a contemporary New England town. Meet a feisty thief named Snow and see what happens when she first meets Prince Charming in a neat subversion of the original fairy tale. Meanwhile in the contemporary town of Storybrooke, meek and mild hospital visitor Mary Margaret Blanchard reads a fairy tale to a handsome patient in a coma... 9.00 FILM: The Patriot (2000) Starring Mel Gibson, Heath Ledger and Joely Richardson. American Revolution drama in which a widowed farmer forms a regiment of Carolina patriots, whose guerrilla tactics prove pivotal to the war effort. 12.05am America’s Planned War On Britain: Revealed Military experts and historians from America, Canada and Britain work through the top secret ‘War Plan Red’ to see how a battle between America and Great Britain might have unfolded. 1.05 SuperCasino Live 4.00 The FBI Files 4.50 County Secrets 5.00 Hana’s Helpline 5.10 The Milkshake! Show 5.35 Thomas & Friends 5.45 Hana’s Helpline

Sky Sports 1 6.00am LIVE European Tour Golf 8.30 Sporting Greats 9.00 Sunday Supplement 10.30 Goals On Sunday 12.30pm LIVE Scottish Cup Football 3.00 LIVE Ford Super Sunday 6.30 Scottish Cup Football 7.00 Spanish Football 8.25 LIVE Spanish Football 10.30 Ford Football Special 12.00am Scottish Cup Football 12.30 Spanish Football 2.00 Ford Football Special 3.30 Spanish Football 5.00 Sporting Greats 5.30 Scottish Cup Football

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics Oz Style 6.30 Spanish Football 8.00 Scottish Cup Football 9.00 Sporting Greats 9.30 Fight Night 11.30 Racemax 12.30pm Sporting Greats (x2) 1.30 Road To London 2.00 Max Power 2.55 Live Test Cricket 10.00 School Of Hard Knocks 11.00 Rugby Union 12.00am America’s Cup World Series 1.00 School Of Hard Knocks 2.00 Rugby Union

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Racemax 7.00 America’s Cup World Series 7.30 This Week In WWE 8.00 WWE Vintage Collection 9.00 WWE Afterburn 10.00 America’s Cup World Series 10.30 Sporting Greats 11.00 European Tour Golf 3.00pm LIVE Rugby Union 5.30 FIBA World Basketball 6.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 European Tour Golf 1.00am Road To London 1.30 Watersports World 2.30 America’s Cup World Series

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7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes III: Not In 3D 7.10 Pop’s Greatest Dance Crazes 7.40 The Voice UK 9.00 Don’t Tell The Bride USA 9.50 Don’t Tell The Bride 10.00 Family Guy (x4) 11.30 American Dad! (x2) 12.15am Russell Howard’s Good News 12.45 Sun, Sex And Suspicious Parents

7.00pm Ray Mears Goes Walkabout (x2) 9.00 FILM: Walkabout (1971) 10.35 Mark Lawson Talks To Mark Rylance 11.35 Leotards And Vests: The Great British Workout 12.35am Sweet Home Alabama: The Southern Rock Saga 1.35 Southern Rock At The BBC 2.35 The Old Grey Whistle Test

1.45pm Keith Lemon’s LemonAid 2.30 FILM: The Mummy Returns (2001) 5.00 FILM: Jurassic Park III (2001) 6.45 Britain’s Got Talent 8.00 Britain’s Got More Talent 9.00 Benidorm 10.00 The Only Way Is Essex 10.45 FILM: Notting Hill (1999) 1.15am The Only Way Is Essex 2.00 American Idol: Performance

11.05am FILM: Are You Being Served? (1977) 1.00pm FILM: Mutiny On The Buses (1973) 2.45 FILM: The Great St Trinian’s Train Robbery (1966) 4.35 Foyle’s War 6.50 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 FILM: Smokey And The Bandit II (1980) 11.00 Cracker 12.05am Agatha Christie’s Poirot (x2) 2.50 Film File

11.15am T4: Watch 11.35 Smallville 12.35pm Scrubs (x2) 1.30 T4: Listen 1.50 Perfect Couples 2.15 Ugly Betty (x4) 5.50 90210 6.50 FILM: Star Trek: First Contact (1996) 9.00 Desperate Housewives (x2) 11.00 Made In Chelsea 12.00am Tim Minchin: Ready For This? 1.35 Rules Of Engagement (x2)

1.45pm River Cottage Bites 1.55 Jamie’s 30-Minute Meals (x5) 4.35 Come Dine With Me (x5) 7.20 The Fabulous Baker Brothers 7.55 River Cottage Every Day (x2) 10.00 How To Cook Like Heston 10.35 Father Ted (x2) 11.40 The Fabulous Baker Brothers 12.15am River Cottage Every Day (x2)

11.00am Brighton Rock (1947) 1.00pm Crocodile Dundee (1986) 2.50 Carry On Up The Khyber (1968) 4.35 Time Bandits (1981) 7.00 Home Alone (1990) 9.00 The Piano (1993) 11.20 The Full Monty (1997) 1.10am Talk To Her (2002)

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monday 16 Inside Nature’s Giants: Kangaroo Channel 4, 8pm The BAFTA award-winning team travel to Australia to dissect another beast. What will it be this time... a kangaroo, of course. These bizarre, bounding giants can measure up to two metres tall and millions of them roam the Outback with thousands killed in traffic accidents each year.

The 70s BBC2, 9pm Historian Dominic Sandbrook takes a nostalgic look at the ‘70s, the decade that shaped our society from the remnants of post-war Britain. It was a time of excitement as many experienced the thrill of getting on the property ladder and having their own money, while conflicts over Europe and the economy loomed.

Our Crime BBC3, 9pm This documentary shows the effects of technology on society through the lens of youth crime. There’s no forced connection made, but it does look at how young people are oblivious to the ubiquitous nature of cameras capturing our every move. So much so that they record their own misdeeds themselves.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 11.45 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Escape To The Country 3.00 BBC News 3.05 Incredible Edibles 3.35 Lockie Leonard 3.58 Diddy Dick And Dom 4.00 All Over The Place 4.30 Help! My Supply Teacher Is Magic 4.55 The Owl 5.00 Newsround 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show Matt Baker and Alex Jones present the stories that matter from across the country. 7.30 Bang Goes The Theory Twenty-six years after his first report on the issue, Howard Stableford brings us up to date on the health risks of wireless signals and Liz reports on how mobile phone signals could protect us from illness. 7.57 BBC News Regional News 8.00 EastEnders There is great anticipation in the Beale household over the relaunch of Ian’s cafe. 8.30 Billionaires Behaving Badly? - Panorama 9.00 Silent Witness Nikki has to confront manipulative serial killer Arnold Mears to save Annie. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 A Question Of Sport Sue Barker hosts the sports quiz. 11.05 Late Kick Off Dan Walker presents the regional Football League magazine show 11.35 The Graham Norton Show The award-winning host continues his anarchic talk show. 12.20am Weatherview 12.25 Sign Zone: David Hockney: The Art Of Seeing – A Culture Show Special 1.25 Britain’s Favourite Supermarket Foods 2.25 To Boldly Go 3.25 Antiques Road Trip 4.10 BBC News

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6.00am – 9.20am Children’s television 9.20 Driver Dan’s Story Train 9.30 Chuggington: Badge Quest 9.35 Small Potatoes 9.40 The Koala Brothers 9.50 Mr Bloom’s Nursery 10.10 Baby Jake 10.20 ZingZillas Zingbop 10.30 64 Zoo Lane 10.40 Waybuloo 11.00 In The Night Garden 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Nature’s Top 40 1.30 Instant Restaurant 2.15 The Weakest Link 3.00 Helicopter Heroes 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Perfection 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6.00 Eggheads Dermot Murnaghan hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Actor and explorer Brian Blessed takes to the road with Jenny Eclair, and some antiques experts. 7.30 Great British Menu Great British Menu is back and the fight is on as some of the nation’s greatest chefs battle for the chance to cook a glittering Olympic banquet. 8.00 Chaplains: Angels Of Mersey At Alder Hey Childrens Hospital, the chaplains help Amanda, who rediscovered her faith when her daughter Sophie narrowly survived a serious heart condition. 8.30 The Little Paris Kitchen: Cooking With Rachel Khoo In this enticing episode, Rachel serves the lightest of desserts, iles flottantes, where delicately poached meringues drift on the creamiest vanilla custard. She samples exquisite Normandy oysters at a stall offering five succulent varieties, then prepares gourmet garnishes with a Parisian chef. 9.00 The 70s See highlights. 10.00 Sounds Of The 70s 10.30 Newsnight In-depth analysis with Jeremy Paxman. 11.20 This World International investigative documentary series. 12.20am BBC News 4.00 Your Paintings (x2) 5.00 Counting With Rodd

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6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Jimmy and Nicola are shocked when Elliot turns up. 7.30 Coronation Street The Street struggles to cope with the loss of a dear friend and Tommy comes face to face with his past. 8.00 The Dales Adrian Edmondson visits clothes designer Izzy Lane, who is searching for traditional Dales knitters to complete her collection. 8.30 Coronation Street Ken’s decision leaves him battling with his conscience. 9.00 Scott & Bailey The team investigate the murder of a sexily dressed woman with a green head. Gill suspects that the woman’s lover may be responsible. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 The Agenda ITV Political Editor Tom Bradby discusses the topics of the week with his guests. 11.05 The Mighty Mississippi With Trevor McDonald Trevor McDonald sets out on a journey following the Mississippi. He discovers how the legacy of slavery still plays a part in today’s south. He also attends a New Orleans jazz funeral and makes a visit to some rare plantation slave quarters. 12.05am The Zone: Jackpot247 2.15 UEFA Champions League Weekly 2.45 ITV Nightscreen 4.35 TheJeremy Kyle Show 5.30 ITV Morning News

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6.10am The Treacle People 6.15 The Hoobs 6.40 The Hoobs 7.05 Freshly Squeezed 7.35 According To Jim 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Undercover Boss 10.00 Mary Portas: Secret Shopper 11.00 Secret Location 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 River Cottage Veg Heroes 12.35 The Food Hospital 1.35 FILM: 20 Million Miles To Earth (1957) 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 Four In A Bed 6.00 The Simpsons Homer wins a vintage motorcycle. 6.30 Hollyoaks Tilly is swept off her feet by a newcomer, but is shocked when she discovers who she really is. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Inside Nature’s Giants: Kangaroo See highlights. 9.00 Embarrassing Bodies Dr Christian turns up in Brighton, where he meets a man with bother below the belt and a woman with very different breasts. See if you can recognise them. 10.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA In this week’s programme, Gordon travels to Orange County, Southern California, to try to save an Italian restaurant from imminent destruction. Luigi’s is a family-run restaurant established 30 years ago. 11.00 Homeland Brody is attacked by three men on a parking lot when doing his shopping. They inject him in his neck with something that has serious consequences. 12.00am Random Acts 12.05 FILM: Good Morning, Vietnam (1987) Drama based on the true story of an American DJ who takes over the morning show on Armed Forces radio. 2.20 Franklin & Bash 3.00 FILM: A Walk In The Clouds (1995) 4.40 St Elsewhere 5.30 Privileged

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6.00am – 8.00am Children’s television 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.10 Peppa Pig 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Roary The Racing Car 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 8.55 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 9.00 Olivia 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 LIVE With... 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Rory And Paddy’s Even Greater British Adventure 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 The Mentalist 3.15 FILM: Patricia Cornwell’s At Risk (2010) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Roo forces Leah to admit her bedside care for Brax is coming out of her romantic feelings for him. 6.30 5 News 7.00 Cowboy Traders Dom and Melinda take on one of Lancashire’s worst letting agents. They meet a veteran of Iraq who tells how his dying mother was left without heating or hot water. 8.00 Police Interceptors A pursuit through Sheffield lands two known offenders in deep trouble. Phil pulls over a Lamborghini that is not all that it seems to be. 9.00 Robson’s Extreme Fishing Challenge The Great Lakes of America contain one fifth of the world’s surface fresh water, and 10,000 miles of coastline: where better for the Geordie underdog to take on the global superpower? 10.00 10 Things I Hate About 1995 Robert Webb guides us through 1995 and discovers that the year of Britpop and Cool Britannia was actually the year of Robson and Jerome, POGs, Pets Win Prizes and alcopops! 11.00 FILM: Austin Powers: The Spy Who S***ged Me (1999) With Mike Myers, Heather Graham, Verne Troyer and Elizabeth Hurley. 12.55am SuperCasino 3.55 House Doctor 4.20 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (x2) 5.10 Nick’s Quest 5.35 Great Scientists

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (x3) 9.00 Scottish Cup Football 9.30 LIVE Monte Carlo Masters Tennis 5.30pm Soccer AM The Best Bits 6.30 Netbusters 7.00 LIVE Ford Monday Night Football 11.00 Netbusters 11.30 SPL Round-Up 12.00am Soccer AM The Best Bits 1.00 Ford Monday Night Football 3.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 4.00 Watersports World 5.00 Max Power

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics Oz Style 6.30 Kings Of The Snow 7.00 WWE The Bottom Line 8.00 IndyCar Series 10.00 TBA 1.00pm Ford Football Special 2.30 Champions League Weekly 2.55 LIVE Test Cricket 10.00 NASCAR 11.00 Speedway 1.00am PGA Tour Classic 2.00 Shell’s Wonderful World Of Golf 3.30 European Tour Golf 4.30 PGA Tour Golf

Sky Sports 3 7.00am America’s Cup World Series 8.00 Ford Football Special 9.30 Spanish Football 11.00 Aerobics Oz Style 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Fight Night 2.00 Kings Of The Snow 2.30 Spanish Football 4.00 Scottish Cup Football 4.30 WWE Raw 6.30 NASCAR 7.30 LIVE Speedway 9.30 World Snowboarding Championships 10.00 Fishing: Thinking Tackle 11.00 WWE Late Night Bottom Line 12.00am WWE Late Night Afterburn 1.00 WWE NXT 2.00 LIVE WWE Late Night Raw

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1.00pm Raising Hope (x2) 2.00 UK Border Force 3.00 Stargate Universe (x2) 5.00 Futurama (x2) 6.00 A League Of Their Own (x2) 7.00 The Simpsons (x2) 8.00 Road Wars 9.00 Obese: A Year To Save My Life USA 10.00 Spartacus: Blood And Sand 11.15 Fringe 12.15am New Dog The Bounty Hunter (x2)

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride USA 8.50 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Our Crime 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 World Series Of Dating 11.00 Family Guy 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am Our Crime 1.30 World Series Of Dating 2.00 Don’t Blame The Dog 2.55 Prison, My Family And Me

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Petworth House: The Big Spring Clean 8.00 Inside The Medieval Mind 9.00 Ceramics: How They Work 10.00 Treasures Of Chinese Porcelain 11.00 Beautiful Minds 12.00am Hawking 1.30 Petworth House: The Big Spring Clean 2.00 Inside The Medieval Mind

1.30pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.40 The Real Housewives Of Orange County 4.40 Judge Judy (x3) 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 The Cube 8.00 Gossip Girl 9.00 FILM: Passenger 57 (1993) 10.50 Celebrity Juice 11.35 The Vampire Diaries 12.30am FILM: Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant (2009)

11.20am Cadfael 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 Murder, She Wrote 3.05 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman 4.05 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 5.15 Terry And June 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 John Sergeant On The Tourist Trail 10.00 A Touch Of Frost 12.05am Numb3rs

2.15pm Hollyoaks 2.45 90210 3.40 Glee 4.35 Rules Of Engagement 5.00 Desperate Housewives 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.35 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 My Name Is Earl (x2) 9.00 One Tree Hill 10.00 Made In Chelsea 11.00 Rude Tube 12.05am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

3.35pm The Renovation Game 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 5.45 Relocation, Relocation 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Grand Designs Australia 10.00 Beeny’s Restoration Nightmare 11.10 The Secret Millionaire Changed My Life 12.15am The Daily Show Global Edition

11.00am The Gunfighter (1950) 12.40pm Johnny Guitar (1954) 2.50 Went The Day Well? (1944) 4.40 The Third Man (1949) 6.45 Planet Of The Apes (1968) 9.00 Crazy Heart (2009) 11.10 Beverly Hills Cop (1984) 1.15am Ashes Of Time (1994)

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