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NEWS & COMMENT 04 Latest People Aloka’s exhibition, Brighton Japan Festival launch, Covet’s eighth birthday bash, Love Is All We Need 06 News; Latest Inbox Plans for The Level, recycling initiative, City Council leader Bill Randall on jobs; photographers needed 08 By The Sea The new menu at Brighton Marina’s Strada restaurant 09 Sport Mark Brailsford on an Albion fan’s view of cricket 09 Geeks On Wheels Essex hacker arrested; how secure is Dropbox?

10 Bare Cheek Have your say; logical joke corner; pointless new apps 10 Mad Matt Forget your mobile – there’s a new way to communicate 11 City Speak Ruby gets advice on orangutans; Tasha feels uncool; Will struggles with his friend’s issues 12 Snapshots The team from award-winning venue, Concorde 2 12 Competitions Festival tickets, new DVDs, Shaun’s Big Show tickets 13 Celebcity Edd Kimber, Katie Price and Leo, Alex Kingston

L7 INTERVIEW 14 British actress Rosie Huntington-Whiteley talks to Latest 7 about her modelling career and starring in summer’s biggest action blockbuster, Transformers 3

LIFESTYLE 15 Cover feature: Shine Jonathan Harries of Shine Hair & Beauty on promoting healthy hair and environmentally friendly products 17 Andrew Kay’s Food & Drink; Hotlist; competition Fishy Fishy Cookbook; win Brighton Beer Festival tickets

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19 Wave Laser eye surgery made clear; stress and your weight with CNM; hypnotherapy for flying; the Naked Truth at Superdrug; sun cream allergy cure; relationship advice

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If you want a change from watching Wimbledon, why not turn your attention to the cricket? That’s exactly what Mark Brailsford has done in Latest Sport this issue (p9) as he presents an Albion fan’s view of cricket. To coincide, Simon Levenson interviews former English Test captain Tony Greig online, plus there’s the chance to win a copy of Tony Greig: A Reappraisal of English Cricket’s Most Controversial Captain, signed by author David Tossell.

It’s online now at www.thelatest.co.uk/7

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WHAT’S ON 24 Reviews; Bookings; Latest Brighton Download Chart Britain’s Got Talent, East 17, Duran Duran rescheduled 26 Latest Previews Brighton ‘Til I Die!, Cyndi Lauper, Transformers 3 in 3D! 30 Stars; TV Highlights & Listings Weekly horoscopes; Perfume; 7-day TV listings Managing Editor Bill Smith Business Director Angi Mariani Finance Manager Sharon Caple Administration Claire Peerless

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Music Editor Jeff Hemmings Music Listings Nick Aldwinckle Design Anand Day Andrew Wright

Illustrators Lili Bé Paul Lewis Photography Patrick Kneath Diana Frangi

Not many people would recognise Andrew Comben but this unassuming man has given the Brighton Festival the national prominence that it always deserved. Our reporter, the equally unassuming Jenni Davidson, interviews Andrew this week on the new edition of Brighton Lights.

We have too an exclusive look at the award winners from the Brighton Festival and the Brighton Festival Fringe. Two of the biggest cult bands in the world are also on our show courtesy of Brighton music filmmakers Bowlegs (www.bowlegsmusic.com & www.4eyes.tv): the appropriately named Cults and The Antlers filmed at The Great Escape in Brighton. We also look at three other festivals: Artists Open Houses and Jamie McCartney’s much talked about exhibition, the best of Meadowlands and a glimpse of The Naked Bike Ride! Yes, it is a festival and you probably do want more than a glimpse.

Brighton Lights is presented by Val Aviv. Watch it at thelatest.co.uk

Watch our shows at www.thelatest.tv If you want to be involved with Latest TV come along to our open meetings every Monday at Latest Musicbar, 5.30pm.

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Aloka’s Mandala exhibition, Covet’s 8th birthday, Brighton Japan Festival launch, Love Is All We Need charity reception

Mandalas at Aloka

Emma Gilhooly (Jo Brooks PR), Susan Gilhooly

East Street’s unique wellbeing centre, Aloka, held a preview evening of the Mandala Exhibition, which runs until 22 July. The paintings are by Barry Stevens from Pembrokeshire, who is presenting four decades of inspirational work. Mandalas are universal images that can be found all over the world, especially in the Tibetan and Indian cultures.

At Aloka the team is dedicated to giving you physical, mental, emotional and spiritual nourishment, underpinned by the unique AuraSoma® Colour System.

They have three spacious treatment rooms, a studio for yoga and other events, a crystal and cosmetics shop, a fantastic vegetarian/vegan café and an exclusively vegan and ‘raw’ restaurant.

Photos: Patrick Kneath

Heather & Alex Davison (Aloka)

Paola Calise (art at five), Chris Ellison

Brighton Japan Festival launch

Happy birthday Covet Covet fashion boutique held a VIP shopping event at their store in Ship Street Brighton to celebrate their eighth birthday. Wine, live music and shopping was enjoyed, while models mixed with the guests, showing off the latest Covet fashions.

Photos: Graham Franks Photography for JBPR

Modelling Covet: Pippa Griffiths and Lyndsay Fergusson

Jo Brooks, Lisa Ventham (Jo Brooks PR) with Julie Coates of The Lanes Health and Beauty

Brighton/Japan Festival 2011 launched with an opening gala event at Moshi Moshi and the Thistle Hotel in Brighton, on Friday 17 June. The event included a silent and live auction. All proceeds went to The Tohoku Earthquake Relief Fund, helping those affected in the Japanese earthquake and tsunami.

Photos:Graham Franks Photography for JBPR

Nina Clarke (Covet sales)

Entertainment from Frank Chickens

Kate Brisco, event organiser from Moshi Moshi Karl and Soheila Jones and Charlie and Michelle Stewart from Brighton and Hove City Council

Jo Brooks of JBPR with Michael Harwood and Alan Allison

Lyndsay Fergusson modelling Covet in North St, Brighton Reinforcements from Como Restaurant

Barry Stevens (exhibiting artist)

Alex Davison from Aloka and Tamaki Tachiwada from Aura Soma

Jeremy and Mary Hoye

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Love Is All We Need Love Is All We Need is a UK based charity that transforms communities devastated by HIV/AIDS and poverty in Africa. Specifically in Pietermaritzburg, they support the Hope Centre feeding project which is located in the world’s highest HIVinfected area. The centre reaches out to 6,000 AIDS orphans in Sweetwaters, where sadly, 200 adults die every week. A lovely reception was held at Bar 106 of the Hilton Brighton Metropole to highlight the work being carried out by the charity and to give people the opportunity to become a friend of ‘Love Is All We Need’.

More details can be found at www.loveisallweneed.org.uk or by telephoning 07411 834 918 Photos: Patrick Kneath

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Rebecca, Bev, Lisa, Beaks, Sally, Thameda

Anna Moulson and Diana Holford

Robert and Rachel Rankin

Simon Kirby MP for Brighton Kemptown and Peacehaven with ladies in traditional dress

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Plans for The Level, tragedies on the road, illegal camping, & a new recycling initiative

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ore than 3,000 peole have had their say over plans for a £2.8 million overhaul of The Level. The consultation was launched as part of the council’s bid to attract £2.1 million funding from the Heritage Lottery Fund and Big Lottery Fund through their ‘Parks for People’ grant scheme. Results from the consultation showed support for new toilets, a café with indoor seating, a water fountain, restoration of the Rose Walk and to move the current skate park to the north of Rose Walk.

A final decision will be made by the Environment Cabinet on 5 July.

A Latest 7 reader pointed out that as the city council defends its policy for dealing with travellers, explaining its “firm but fair approach to unauthorised traveller sites”, it is blaming a “minority of travellers” for bad behaviour.

But reader John Whitaker said: “It is not just a minority because all are camping illegally in our parks.” The issue is generating strong reactions, prompting Councillor Pete West, environment spokeman, to call for calm: “While I appreciate and sympathise with the concerns of many residents about the recent impact some unauthorised encampments have been having on parks, I wish to reassure them that the council is doing all it can within the bounds of its legal obligations, and our desire to be firm but fair.

“I am greatly concerned about the politicisation of the issue by some opponents, which I fear risks stoking up prejudice and racial hatred, and would ask for calm and understanding from all.”

What do you think? Email: comment@thelatest.co.uk It’s been a tragic time on our roads: two men died when their car left the A23 at Pyecomb. Two other men have been arrested on suspicion of causing death by dangerous driving. The driver of a van was arrested on suspicion of the same offence after his vehicle was in collision with a cyclist who died on the A259 near Chichester.

And police are appealing for witnesses after a car collided with a man lying in the road. It is not known whether the man, from Hove, already had fatal injuries before the collision. Meanwhile, a bus collided with eight parked cars in Down View Road, Worthing, while in Eastbourne a 54-year-old motorcyclist died in a roundabout collision.

A charity shop with a difference is putting tonnes of rubbish to good use – and raising thousands of pounds for local people at the same time. The Sussex Central YMCA shop at Brighton & Hove City Council's recycling centre off Old Shoreham

New Brighton & Hove City Council leader Bill Randall on the City Futures Job Fair

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s the first Green-led council in the UK, we face challenges in a time of economic difficulties and public spending cuts.

However, we live an extraordinary city full of extraordinary people, and with their help we believe we can provide a fresh start for fair city.

The three main strands running through our manifesto commitments are: tackling inequalities; making Brighton & Hove the UK’s greenest city; involving residents, the business community, trade unions, the community and voluntary sector in everything we do.

Being without work is one of the greatest inequalities facing a growing number of people

Road in Hove is a centre for goods which might otherwise have ended up being thrown away. Here, they are donated for sale at the shop where a paint recycling scheme is about to be launched. Councillor West, pictured centre with recycling crew members Pawel Drzymala and Cory Gibbs, said: "Many people are already recycling, but there is more that can be done – materials that can be recycled are still being put out in refuse bins.”

Elsewhere in the city, Hove MP Mike Weatherley wants the council to repair delapidated Heritage of Hove boards scattered around Hove, to help tourism.

And lastly, scientists at the University of Brighton found unexpected guests when they examined a millipede with their new £500,000 electron micoscopes – tiny mites who were catching a lift to find more fruitful feeding grounds. BBC South Today’s Sally Taylor found the photos fascinating but she was pleased when the photos were taken off the telly: “They made me itch and scratch.”

Was it a case of 'When Sally met Hairy’?

What do you think of plans for The Level?

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in Brighton & Hove, and I was greatly encouraged by the huge success of this month’s City Futures Job Fair.

In its third year, it’s now the biggest jobs fair in the South East.

The event brought together 65 organisations, including this magazine, to offer support, advice and even jobs to the 2,600 men and women who came in search of work. 1,000 jobs were on offer by employers, as well as apprenticeship opportunities for young people and guidance on self-employment.

The event was arranged by the city council, JobCentre Plus and other key sponsors, and is a great example of how the city is best served when we work in partnership.

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Photographers needed Local photographers are being invited to take part in a competition to help promote the Lewes District as a tourist destination and to encourage new visitors to the area.

The Enjoy Sussex Partnership welcomes submissions of landscape and coastal shots, images of colourful local events and traditions, people enjoying a family day out, and any images that capture the essence and character of this beautiful part of Sussex. The only restriction is that the images must have been taken within the Enjoy Sussex area – the Lewes, Mid Sussex, Horsham and Wealden Districts (www.enjoysussex.info/maps).

We are delighted to offer a main prize of a £250 voucher for photographic equipment, given to the most successful contributor.

For further details and an application form please visit www.enjoysussex.info or email photocomp@lewes.gov.uk.

Closing date for entries is Monday 1 August 2011.

Serena Costello, Tourism & Economic dept, Lewes District Council, via email THT’s new support group HIV and sexual health charity Terrence Higgins Trust (THT) in Brighton, with support from Allsorts Youth Project, is launching a new support group specifically aimed at people living with HIV aged 16–26. Beginning on Tuesday 5 July, sessions will run on the first Tuesday of each month from 7.30pm–9.30pm at THT’s centre on Ship Street.

Please contact 01273 764225 or email peter.boorman@tht.org.uk Peter Boorman, THT, Brighton You can also write to Letters, Latest Homes, Unit 1, Level 5 North, New England House, New England Street, Brighton, BN1 4GH

A recent report by a national bank described Brighton & Hove as ‘the capital of the UK’s rebellious alternative economy’ and one of the seven super cities that will lead the UK out of recession. This is a description many residents will recognise.

The city’s superb creative industries and digital sector are a significant part of our reputation, but the many small businesses that serve the city also have a big role in making Brighton & Hove so special. The breadth of opportunities on offer at the fair demonstrated this very clearly.

Supporting local companies and small businesses in any way possible remains one of this administration’s priorities.

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Business Development and Account Manager – GBCPR Ltd (Brighton and Hove)

Senior Software Developer – Insurecom (Brighton and Hove)

Digital Marketing Executive – Virgin Holidays (Crawley)

Head of Design – iCrossing (Brighton and Hove)

Second line helpdesk analyst – Computer-eyez (Newhaven)

Web Project Manager – CODE (Brighton and Hove)

German Player Support Representative – Disney Online Studios (Brighton and Hove)

Business Development – Littleloud Studios (Brighton and Hove)

SEO Executive – easyJet Holidays (Gatwick)

iOS and Android developer – To work on 3 week project starting in July Developer/Development team – To design website for new International School Wordpress Developer – For 2 bespoke projects to start immediately Sound Recordist – Required for location-based filming

Online marketing for tourism businesses – Weds 29 June, 2pm – 5pm. Venue: The Lighthouse Brighton Illustrators Group – Thurs 30 June, 8pm – 10.30pm. Venue: Nightingale Theatre Brighton Ruby Users Group – Weds 6 July, 7pm – 11pm. Venue: The Skiff South East Start-Ups – Friday 8 July, 7pm – 9pm. Venue: tbc

North Laine – Large basement for rent Central Brighton – Shared studio space Davigdor Road – 4 spare desks for rent

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James Grugeon (Environmental Protection UK) and Mark Smith (The Southern Co-operative)

Brighton Marina’s Kirsty Harris samples the great food at Strada A new menu has arrived at Strada! I do love trying out new dishes.

Strada at the Marina is located on the popular Boardwalk overlooking the outer harbour. The large glass frontage provides stunning views, making it perfect whatever the weather. This makes an ideal venue for a leisurely lunch, a romantic dinner with that special someone, or a celebration with friends.

Smaller footprints The Southern Co-operative launches new initiative to counteract its carbon footprint

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The menu of modern Italian flavours is extensive. Send your tastebuds on a virtual trip around Italy with delicious pasta, pizza, meat, fish and vegetarian dishes. Gamberoni – sautéed king prawns, garlic, white wine, chilli and lemon butter – is the perfect light starter which blends itself so well to the ambience of the harbour. Main dishes like saltimbocca di maiale, which comprises fillet of pork with sage and Parma ham, served with potato purée, green beans and a white wine, sage and butter sauce, will inspire you with thoughts of sundrenched piazzas. Perfect. Pasta-lovers are catered for with dishes like panzerotti porcini and those with a penchant for pizza can choose from a range of fantastic toppings. Each pizza base is hand stretched and baked for a mouthwateringly crisp finish. Dishes are available with fewer than 600 calories include rigatoni Siciliana or tagliata di manzo for meat lovers.

Dessert isn’t done by halves either: choose a treat such as iced nougat semifreddo with a shot of espresso poured over, or their deliciously authentic Italian Tiramisu.

The wine list stays faithful offering quality regional Italian wines, and the service is wonderful, friendly and efficient.

This contemporary Italian restaurant provides the complete Italian dining package in a great waterfront setting. www.brightonmarina.co.uk

Kirsty Harris is Marketing and Events Manager of Brighton Marina

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leading retail co-operative and environmental charity have partnered to start a unique energy off-setting which aims to counteract the carbon footprint of stores in Brighton.

The Southern Co-operative, an independent co-operative, has commissioned Environmental

Protection UK, a national environmental organisation, to carry out a full carbon and enviromental audit of its 180 stores and funeral homes and to create projects which offset them in the community.

The Southern Co-operative offers a great alternative to shoppers and their community supermarkets or

neighbourhood stores are owned by their membership, which is open to all. They already use energy from renewable sources, working to minimise their carbon footprint and are committed to environmentallyfriendly products.

Mark Smith, Chief Executive of The Southern Co-operative, said: “We are delighted to be working with such a prestigious organisation – we’re at the beginning of an exciting journey and we believe that Environmental Protection UK is just the right partner for us.”

Environmental Protection UK provides expert policy analysis and advice on a wide range of issues and is known for helping bring the Clean Air Act of Parliament in 1956, in response to the huge smog problem in London.

The organisation is pioneering the approach in Brighton and Hove, working with local Green Party MP Caroline Lucas and developing projects with Brighton City Council to help bring together businesses and local authorities to build partnerships for environmental action and implement the city's sustainability strategy.

James Grugeon, CEO of Environmental Protection UK, said: “It’s great for a large business to be so genuinely committed to mitigating its impact on the environment. The Southern Cooperative is the perfect match for us in terms of values and ethics and we aim to achieve a great deal with them in the near future. www.thesouthernco-operative.co.uk Words: Alexander Cornelius

L7 NEWS in brief > Dancing head to head South East Dance will today (Tuesday 28 June) go head-tohead with another project on ITV Meridian News to win a grant from The Jubilee People’s Millions. ITV viewers will vote to decide who receives the funding. The £25,680 grant would enable older people with no dance experience the chance to train with professionals. > Comedy queen 34-year-old Brighton resident Angela Barnes has been crowned winner of BBC Radio 2’s New Comedy Award 2011. The awards were open to stand-up performers who had been on the comedy circuit less than three years.

More than 600 people applied. > Green sleep Bed maker Warren Evans has scooped a prestigious ‘Sunday Times Best Green Companies Award’ for the fourth year running. The expert bed makers, who now have a showroom in Brighton, fought off competition from the likes of Microsoft and AXA. Warren Evans were the first bed makers to be FSC certified.

Walk for justice On Tuesday 21 June, senior law lord, Lord Clarke of Stone-cum-Ebony, led over 100 walkers on a 10km sponsored trek across the city to support free legal advice in Brighton and Hove.

The event is expected to raise over £5,000 for local charities, providing free legal advice to people facing difficult problems relating to areas such as debt and housing.

All proceeds will be divided between Brighton Housing Trust (BHT), Federation of Disabled People, Brighton and Hove Citizens Advice Bureau and Money Advice and Community Support (MACS).

Speaking after the walk, John Holmström, Assistant Chief Executive of BHT, said: “This event is a real reflection of the trust and respect that people have for local advice services.”

MACS director Jackie Grigg said: “Local advice services such as ours help thousands of residents every year with difficult problems related to crucial areas such as housing and money.”

Anyone wishing to make a donation can sponsor the lead walker at their Just Giving page: http://bit.ly/jdAUOl

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L7 Sport Up the Albion!

Mark Brailsford on an Albion fan’s view of cricket

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hat to do in the summer months when the football season ends? With the incessant speculation on the next big transfer or managerial appointment, you could argue that the football season never goes away. However, there is another national sport that offers a very pleasurable alternative to twiddling your thumbs waiting for the football season to start.

As you may have read in my previous column, there are a great many Albion fans who happen to be avid followers of Sussex County Cricket Club. As a fan of both, I can testify to the wonderful year-round pleasures of watching not only The Albion but also the glorious Sussex team who just happen to be the most successful cricket team of the past decade. It seemed, at least for a while, that whenever The Albion had a tough season, Sussex won something and vice versa, which meant that from 2000-2010, fans of both sports were able to celebrate either a trophy or promotion every year for a decade. While The Seagulls were fighting for their lives and battling to build a new stadium, Sussex were winning everything going in domestic cricket.

In recent years the football season has finished later and later and the cricket season started earlier to squeeze in those fiscally essential T20 matches, meaning the County Championship starting in the first week of April. It may be nostalgia but in decades past, the cricket and football seasons only had a small overlap; summer could be enjoyed watching cricket, and then, as summer turned to autumn, the football season would start up again.

“Whenever Brighton had a tough season, Sussex won something and vice versa” Not all football supporters are fans of cricket, unfortunately. With its traditions of a class divide many football fans feel alienated from this seemingly middle class sport. But if there is one sport that has a class issue, it’s football. Top-name footballers these days are remunerated to such an extent that they appear to be aloof from real life, of, for want of a better phrase, the ‘man in the street’. They seem to alienate themselves from their supporters, while in cricket grounds, the players are not so distant. At Sussex, the players bring the trophy in to the pub to celebrate with the fans when they win something. Can you imagine the Champions League winners doing that today?

At the Sussex County Cricket Ground, the T20 format is particularly enjoyable if you like two halves of a match all done and dusted in a few hours; you can take your kids and (gasp, shock, horror) you can actually drink a beer while watching the game! Subjectively, I prefer the four-day game, the County Championship being of a very high standard these days with Sussex doing very well in that competition as well as the 40over and T20 formats.

At a time when the excitement of the new stadium in Falmer is building, let us enjoy the build up to that while also celebrating our summer game. Why not pop down to the County Ground where Sussex are playing wonderful cricket, buy yourself a drink and soak up the sun while watching one of the most wonderful games ever invented? I’d bet even money that the person next to you will also be an Albion fan.

Cheers.

Latest 7 are giving away copies of ‘Tony Greig: A Reappraisal of English Cricket’s Most Controversial Captain’, by David Tossell. For your chance to win a copy signed by the author visit www.thelatest.co.uk/7 Read Simon Levenson’s interview with former English Test Cricketer, Tony Greig, also online at www/thelatest.co.uk/7

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Geeks-on-Wheels Jamie Shaw of Geeks-on-Wheels knows what’s new in computerland How secure is Dropbox?

Online storage company Dropbox has revealed that up to 25 million accounts were left unsecured for four hours on Sunday 19 June. At 1.54pm Pacific time, the firm made a code update that introduced a bug to its authentication mechanism and did not discover the error until 5.41pm. In the meantime, users were able to log into accounts using incorrect passwords, meaning anyone could steal data if they knew a particular user’s log-in email address. Dropbox says that less than 1 per cent of its users logged in during that period.

On its blog, the firm commented: “As a precaution, we ended all logged in sessions. We’re conducting a thorough investigation of related activity to understand whether any accounts were improperly accessed. If we identify any specific instances of unusual activity, we’ll immediately notify the account owner. “This should never have happened. We are scrutinizing our controls and we will be implementing additional safeguards to prevent this from happening again.” The bug was discussed on the Dropbox forums, but didn’t seem to spread much further at the time.

Uber geek arrested 19-year old Essex man, Rory Cleary, has been arrested in what is believed to be the first raid on the membership of LulzSec. “Officers from the Metropolitan Police Central e-Crime Unit (PCeU) have arrested a 19-year-old man in a pre-planned intelligence-led operation,” a statement from the MET reads.”The arrest follows an investigation into network intrusions and Distributed Denial of Service (DDoS) attacks against a number of international business and intelligence agencies by what is believed to be the same hacking group.”

The teenager was arrested on suspicion of Computer Misuse Act, and Fraud Act offences and was taken to a central London police station. “Searches at a residential

address in Wickford, Essex have led to the examination of a significant amount of material. These forensic examinations remain ongoing.”

WordPress hacked WordPress has reset all passwords on its site after spotting suspicious activity.The blogging site said it’s still trying to figure out exactly what happened, but it appeared someone tried to create backdoors in plugins.

Such plugins let WordPress users add functionality to their sites without writing all the code themselves. We don’t suspect Rory was involved as he was in custody at the time...

Police National Database Live A national database to allow police forces to share locally held information across the country has been launched by the National Policing Improvement Agency (NPIA). The Police National Database (PND) will be used by a total of 53 police bodies in England, Wales, Scotland and the British Transport Police. Up to 15 million people’s details are estimated to appear on the database, which will be made available to 12,000 vetted officers.

The PND was recommended by Lord Michael Bichard following the Soham murders of Holly Wells and Jessica Chapman. Previously, information had to be shared manually, which could take up to two weeks to access. Logica was awarded the £75.6m contract in April 2009 for seven years. The first forces connected to the system in November 2010.

Google conferencing A little more than a month after Microsoft acquired Skype, Google has hatched a plan to develop web and video conferencing directly into its Chrome browser. Encouraging webbased peer-to-peer communications helps undermine Microsoft’s Skype while also pushing people toward web-based applications, tools in which Google is heavily invested.

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ONLY JOKING!

Bare cheek Brian Mitchell and Joseph Nixon’s thoroughly scurrilous Brighton column

HAVE YOUR SAY Recent revelations about the state of care homes for the elderly and/or mentally-disadvantaged have left everyone shocked. so what should be done?

They say that wisdom comes with age, so I think anyone over the age of 105 should automatically be made Prime Minister, and anyone over 95 should be in the cabinet.

Jean Bowles, Patcham

WIZARDS OF ENTROPY £3.99 World-building RPG in which you control a host of characters. Much too fiddly and complicated to play on your two-inch mobile screen. Will cause you to swear as you sit hunched over it on the bus.

DRAPER LOCATOR 99p Ever been desperate to find a Draper’s Shop, but unable to find one? Well worry no more, because Draper Locator uses GPS technology to pinpoint your nearest Draper's to the nearest two miles.

BLANK SCREEN £1.99 Entirely blank screen.

Many years ago I had two children, expressly so they would be able to look after me in my dotage.

Unfortunately my plan backfired, as they are now in their late 80s, and I myself am 109. Oh well!

Mavis Gebbie, Brighton Actually, it’s just occurred to me that if the human lifespan was 150 years then anyone under 40 would probably be below the age of consent, so forget everything I've just said...

Martin Cakebread, Aldrington

JOKE CORNER Get ready to hold your sides for more rational funnies!

In & Out SPECIAL “I KNOW HER FACE BUT CAN'T THINK OF HER NAME“ BRITISH CHARACTER ACTRESSES EDITION

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Out • Hermione Gingold • Joyce Carey • Kathleen Harrison • Mona Washbourne • Patricia Hayes

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Why can’t they just extend the average human lifespan to 150 years? Then anyone elderly would immediately become middle aged.

Martin Cakebread, Aldrington

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THE COLLECTED NOVELS OF GEORGE GISSING 29p For the first time, all of the great Victorian novelist’s 23 volumes available in one handy, easily deletable, app.

I don’t know why we can’t be like those African tribes where everyone in the village, all the generations together, live in one big hut. Oh, wait a minute – because it would be awful – that’s why.

Simon Nutkins, Portslade Having seen a number of Hollywood films like Rain Man in which people with mental or psychological problems are show to be geniuses, I have come to the conclusion that those in the UK who are similarly afflicted should be put in charge of the country.

Christine Foss, Hove

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Q: Why was the biscuit crying?

A: It wasn’t, for such a thing would be impossible, nay absurd.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A: Amblyopsida (commonly “Cavefish” or “Blindfish”) Q: Why does a milking stool have only three legs?

A: Convention.

Mad Matt Matt Whistler’s need for speed – of mooching

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he last 20 years has seen many innovations in the art of communicating, back in the ’80s no-one had even heard of email, BBM or Twitter and people actually used fax machines.

Against this backdrop, Johanna Delver in Hanover set this week’s challenge for Matt: to create a new style of communication.

After a few initial attempts that included shouting through street cones and stamping with one foot while throwing bags of feathers coated in glitter, Matt decided to stick to a more simplistic approach.

The new style of communication he settled on was called ‘speed mooching’.

The basic premise of speed mooching involves entering a bar, nightclub or other shared area like a café and getting

friendly with a random group of folks sat at a table, within two minutes.

Having met with some hostility in his attempts to use speed mooching on a table of tattooed bikers in the Franklin Tavern and a group of freemasons in Hove, Matt tried his luck at Hotel Pelirocco.

“I have to say I'm exceedingly exaltant at the reactions I got to speed mooching at the Pelirocco. Well, except for one lady who said she’d only take part if I used an egg timer.

“I found the presence of a rectangular stone with a mobile phone painted on one side really helped as I would plonk it down on the table to create a bit of banter,” he said.

Matt efforts to immortalise the first speed mooch by taking a photo on the ‘stone phone’ weren’t quite as successful, and usually met with a one or two fingered reaction.

hello my name is Matt Whistler i’m a SPEED MOOCHER and my time starts now.

But speed mooching is about creating conversation and any negativity was met with “joyous, radiation-less verbal exchanges” about the merits of a phone with no dial tone or text messaging but significant shock absorbency.

So the moral of the story is, if you decide to take up speed mooching always carry a daft prop with you to break the ice, even if, like Matt, you found it

washed up the beach next to a tube of white goulash.

“It will guarantee you get past at least the third table without the need for an awkward turtle” he said.

To try some online speed mooching with Matt or suggest his next challenge go to www.facebook.com/latest7 or www.facebook.com/ mattwhistlerbrighton Words: Richard Hook

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CITY SPEAK

Life begins at 70

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Teen Spirit

Ruby Grimshaw gets sage advice on orangutans

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Will Harris struggles with his friend’s issues

“Well of course it sounds bad when you say it in that accusatory tone. But it was his birthday, and it’s only 12 issues. Hardly a legitimate reason to stop returning a person’s calls.”

I haven’t the heart to point out that, once again, it looks like M’s issues have got the better of him. As far as men are concerned, my friend is the grand master of grand gestures. I swear, scarcely a day goes by where he isn’t planning an indoor fireworks display or Googling whether swans can be trained to spell out ‘THESE HAVE BEEN THE HAPPIEST THREE DAYS OF MY LIFE’ by swimming in formation. This rarely goes down well.

o you think we are going along the lines of “Here’s a lovely to really be with the banana which we can swap for orangutans?” asked my the camera/member of the group friend L. “Or are we just going to be which you are dragging along watching them from a distance?” behind you.”)

I got out all the information I had One should learn to recognise been sent by the Orangutan the male orangutan. They are much Foundation for our forthcoming larger in size, have beards and holiday with them and began to large cheek pads. Menstruating read out to her their list of advice. women should be particularly The instructions included not careful around them if they do not initiating contact with an orangutan wish to be forcibly examined. It is and to retreat slowly and with unwise to stand between a male dignity if they and a female approached. (I find orangutan, or a “Wearing dangly dignity is female and her something which infant, and earrings should gets more difficult never get between to retain as you get be avoided” any orangutan older.) If an animal and food. did grab hold of one Finally one is and it was uncomfortable reminded that these ex-captive (painful?) then one must remain orangutans are less afraid of calm, not make sudden movement humans than wild ones and if on and wait patiently for assistance. It the rare occasion a male one has been known for orangutans to charges, run as fast as you can. bite. But, I say to L with forced At this point L said she had heard optimism, since we will be covered enough and was satisfied that we by our rabies injections this should would be as near to the orangutans not be too worrying. as she wanted.

Wearing dangly earrings should “I haven’t told you about the be avoided, and water bottles and snakes yet,” I said. “What snakes?” plastic bags kept in one’s backpack.

L sounded a little tired.

If an orangutan did snatch “Poisonous snakes include cobra, something, it should be allowed to krait and Malaysian pit viper,” I keep it because it is never worth read. “They are very rare in the arguing. An orangutan is extremely forest but care should be taken strong. Negotiations would be when sitting on hollow logs.” initiated later by an assistant. (I But L had already put the imagine this would go something phone down.

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o I may have done something silly,” says M, and I can tell by the expression on his face there’s no ‘may’ about it. For the past couple of weeks, M has been dating a Canadian telecoms analyst he met through a mutual hag. There’s something else you should know about my friend: whenever he meets someone new, he goes from zero to matrimony in about 3.6 seconds. This is not something he has any control over. It’s like in his head, there’s a photo album full of Kodak moments of him and his husband – smiling on the slopes at Chamonix, or taking the waters at Lourdes – except where his husband’s head should be there’s a big blank space that he just fills in with whatever head happens to be buying him dinner at the time. He’s like a goldfish with an Amex.

Anyway, he’s been dating this analyst for just under a fortnight, so I know this means things are starting to get serious. Which also means there’s a serious danger he’s about to royally mess things up. Which means...

“What do you mean you bought him a gift subscription to Vanity Fair?”

“If I were a therapist, I’d call this moment the breakthrough” “Why is it you always feel compelled to throw money at people?” I ask. “You’re lovely, and once they’re dating you and realise how lovely you are, that’s half the battle won.

You’d be better off just being yourself and trying not to act crazy. I think you should call him.”

M looks down at his phone, and nods slowly. God, I’m good, I think. If I were a therapist, I’d call this moment the breakthrough. Then I’d hit M up for a hefty cheque and use it to buy a Rothko for my office wall.

I watch as M walks towards the hallway, dialling the number as he goes. This is progress, I think. Perhaps, just perhaps, we’re finally getting somewhere. Then, in the split second before the door swings shut, I hear his voice: “Hello, is that Condé Nast? I was wondering if I could change the delivery address on a subscription...” follow me on twitter

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oday, I have a wardrobe that is backwards and I’m wearing the top heaving. Problem is, all of the with the wrong kind of hairstyle. cardigans and dresses and The other 40 per cent of my trousers loudly shout one fact that collection is clothes that I have most people spend their whole life bought in charity shops or trying to hide about themselves: I occasionally something I actually am totally uncool. spent money on, confident it would Clothes are probably the second somehow revolutionise my life and thing people notice about you. First unlock my inner fashionista. The being gender. I reckon most most recent purchase of this nature people’s brains are subconsciously is a small, cream netted waistcoat wired to meet type thing. someone and think Everything about ‘Ooh, potential person “Unfortunately it means it should be to marry and live I bought it from for me, I’m the cool. happily ever after a Brooklyn designer; with – oh dear, what it is totally same inside are they wearing?’ Of impractical; it has course, this is just my and out” holes in it that are personal theory, but there deliberately... peacocks don’t just The problem now is flash the feathers as a mode of that there is nothing else in my homeostasis. wardrobe that I can wear it with.

I should be able to dress well I’ve tried it with every top I own and given that a good 60 per cent of my it either makes me look like a lonely wardrobe is made up of my sister’s pirate or someone who has been hand-me-downs. My sister just rolling around in the bags of tatty knows what looks cool. Over the fabric that the Salvation Army last year she has spent more time throws away. in Urban Outfitters than I spent on In truth, cool clothes shouldn’t my history coursework. About once matter. After all is said and done, every six months she gathers a few who we are on the inside is what items she no longer deems ‘in’ is important. No peacock is going enough to be seen outside the to make friends if he is a massive house in – and gives them to me. I tool. Unfortunately for me, I’m the always spend about a week after same inside and out. receiving the clothes wearing them All cool clothes would do is faintly around the house in desperate bids mask the Tasha underneath who to win her approval, only to find out still plays the Sims, eats Babybel that I’m wearing the skirt and listens to Donny Osmond.

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Snap Shots Photographer Diana Frangi captures the faces and places that define our city.

This week: Mira, Tina & Christina from the award-winning Concorde 2

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In the last four years Concorde 2 has had its most successful time. We made great improvements to the place but stayed true to its simplicity. Because it is a family run business, the place has a very personal touch and winning the awards was the result of the team effort– that includes everyone in the venue from the people at the door, the bar staff and the sound guys. We intend to keep Concorde 2 at the top of the tree for live music in Brighton.

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Mira Parviainen, Tina Haynes and Christina Camm, showing off the awards won by Brighton’s leading live music club, Concorde 2.

In 2010 the venue won two awards: Live UK’s ‘Best UK Venue (under 800 capacity)’ and ‘Best Website’ at the Brighton Music Awards. At this year's prestigious Music Week Awards, Concorde 2 won ‘Live Music Venue of the Year 2011’. Under the owners’ guidance, Tina and Russell Haynes, Concorde 2 has become the established top gig for old favourites like Adam Ant and Martha Reeves And The Vandellas as well as the very best of cutting-edge new bands.

The award-winning venue has provided Brighton with live music for nearly 25 years. www.concorde2.co.uk

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COMPETITIONS BOOMTOWN FESTIVAL TICKETS

Now, this looks good. Any music festival (well, most) headlined by the raucous NY/Ukraine gypsy punks Gogol Bordello is bound be fun.

Also featuring the likes of Caravan Palace, The Selecter With Pauline Black, Goldie Lookin’ Chain and The King Blues, this event sold out last year and takes place at a secret location 40 minutes outside of London, 11–14 August.

We’ve got a pair of tickets if you’re aged over 18 and can answer this question: Q What name did Bob Geldof’s band, The Boomtown Rats, originally go by?

THE SURVIVOR ON DVD

The bestselling East End via Henfield horror author James Herbert is the mind responsible for such grisly ‘70s favourites as The Rats and The Fog and also bears more than a passing resemblance to spoof writer Garth Marenghi. The Survivor, his third novel, tells the story of the tortuous search for truth undertaken by the sole survivor of a devastating plane crash.

Directed by another horror hero, Deep Red actor David Hemmings, this 1981 Aussie film adaptation boasts a quality cast, including the great Robert Powell, Jenny Agutter and Joseph Cotton. We have five copies of the DVD to give away. To enter, answer this question: Q ‘Survivor’ was also the name of a hit album by which American girl band?

SHAUN’S BIG SHOW TICKETS

The Aardman animation kids’ favourite and chum of Wallace and Gromit hits the stage from Thursday 14 to Sunday 17 July at Theatre Royal Brighton in this surreal family show with tap-dancing pigs, flying sheep and a tango-ing sixfoot dog. Hope it all doesn’t get too woolly. We have a family ticket to give away (two adults, minimum two children under 12).

Q Which comedian performs Shaun The Sheep’s opening theme song, ‘Life’s A Treat’?

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EMAIL competitions@thelatest.co.uk

with the name of the competition in the subject box and your answer to the question in the body of the email.

Alternatively, write to us at the address at the front of the magazine. Don’t forget to give your name, address and telephone number. The closing date is Monday 11 July.

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Katie Price about town, Edd Kimber judges a baking contest and Doctor Who’s Alex Kingston is spotted

Katie Price was spotted out and about last week in the city, firstly in her brand new pink Range Rover 4 x 4 with the hilarious number plate KT2 LEO driving around the Lanes. She then stopped off for a spot of lunch at Moshi Moshi in Bartholomew Square before going to look at some quad bikes over in West Sussex. One person that is always in tow now is new boyfriend Leo Penna, who Katie now matches in Cuprinol style Argentinean tan!

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elebrity judges Edd Kimber and Mark Little will be keen to get their teeth into the entries for the first Brighton Bake Off. BBC2’s Great British Bake Off winner Edd will sit alongside the local actor and comedian to judge entries on 3 September in order to raise funds for charity care centre The Sussex Beacon.

The event runs as part of the Brighton and Hove Food and Drink Festival and aims to spread awareness about the fight against HIV/AIDS. Organiser Jeremy Jacobs, a born and bred Brightonian entrepreneur, explains: “Being a big fan of baking and the recent rise in interest around home baking, I thought it would be a great idea to set up a charity baking competition in Brighton as a fun day out for all the family while raising some much needed funds for charity.” Finalists in the professional category will be seen decorating and finishing their cakes live on site in Jubilee Square. But that’s not all, starting at 10am the day has opportunities for all the family to get involved with the “Brighton” themed events. To find out more, or to get involved, register at the website www.brightonbakeoff.co.uk

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It will bring music to the ears of Brighton’s clubbers when the world famous Hed Kandi opens its third ever club in West Street.

Owned by the definitive dance record group Ministry Of Sound, the club, opening up alongside a sister bar in Ibiza this summer, will take over the premises now occupied

by Tru. Expect to hear dance music blaring from the speakers Monday to Sunday if Ministry Of Sound’s negotiations go to plan.

Have you spotted a celeb in the city? comment@thelatest.co.uk

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English model & actress Rosie Huntington-Whiteley stars as Carly in Transformers 3: Dark Side Of The Moon There was a great deal of doubt among fans when it was announced that Megan Fox would not be returning for the third Transformers film. Enter her replacement, 24-year-old model turned actress Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, who has stepped off the catwalk into the biggest adventure of her already remarkable career to take on the Decepticons in her first film, Transformers: Dark Side Of The Moon.

Transformers: Dark Of The Moon is your first film.

What was it like?

Well, we shot for seven months and it was this whirlwind of new experiences, every day just threw something new at me, which is exciting and terrifying at the same time. I met loads of great people and I was working with some of the most talented people in the industry. Everybody was really wonderful and I felt very welcomed by the whole team. This was their third Transformers film and they’re like a big family, it was wonderful.

Where were you when you found out that you had got the part?

I was in Los Angeles in my hotel room. I picked up a phone call from the casting director and she said, “Look, is this something that you would be interested in? If so then we’d like you to meet Shia [LaBeouf] and Michael [Bay] is going to call you in five minutes”. I was like, “Can I have a moment to think about this?” I met Shia that evening and we clicked instantly – he was great and really honest with me about the whole thing. He told me the good and bad sides to taking on this role and this franchise. It all happened very quickly.

Tell us about the character you play, Carly...

Carly is Sam’s [Shia LaBeouf] new girlfriend. She’s an English girl and they meet at the White House and fall in love. Sam believes he should be off saving the world again and she just wants him to get a proper job. She’s not into all these aliens, she’s nervous around them because it’s a new world for her. There’s also this weird, dark triangle between Sam and her boss Dylan, who’s played by Patrick Dempsey.

How physically demanding was it? Did you have to train for the role?

I love being physical and I loved doing the action stuff – that for me was when I felt the most

present. The sets are so realistic, there’s gunfire and explosions and you’re running through fire and jumping over broken cars and you’ve got Michael screaming down the megaphone: “Run faster!” It’s not as easy as it looks, running in a movie. Michael was like, “You better learn how to run...” Then I was given a lovely pair of heels to run in so that made it a little more difficult [laughs].

Were there any scenes that you were more nervous about?

The scene that was terrifying for me was when we were filming on this huge set that we called the Tilted Building. I watched my stunt double be strapped on to what I can only describe as a skateboard and pushed, head first, down the set held on only by a tiny cord. Then Michael said, “Right, strap Rosie in”. You do just enjoy it because at the end of the day you know you’re safe.

“There’s something for everyone in these films – love, comedy and fantastic action!”

And of course, you were working with the legendary Mr Bay. What was he like?

Michael is a lot of fun – there’s never a dull moment when he’s around. You feel his presence immediately when he comes on set and he’s totally devoted to these films. Michael is there all day on set and when filming finishes he goes off to edit. After he finishes one film he starts writing the next one. That’s been his life for six years. He has incredible commitment. It was an honour and a pleasure for me and we got along great.

Did you know Transformers as a kid?

No. I grew up on a farm in Devon and it was all about going outside and playing. If we had Transformers in the house, I doubt I would have played with them – I was a real Barbie girl.

Had you seen the first two Transformers films?

Who hasn’t? I love them both. They’re pure entertainment in the best possible sense. There’s something for everybody in these films – love, comedy and fantastic action.

Did you act as a kid at all?

There was a children’s theatre group in my home town and we would put on a play at Christmas time. I remember I was in Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat at school and I was cast as one of the extras. I’m still shy but as a girl I was really quiet and always put at the back.

Have you got the acting bug now that you’ve made Transformers?

I’ve so got the bug! I’m so thankful to everybody that believed in me because it’s given me the chance to try something I’d never in a million years thought I’d do. It’s made so many of my dreams come true and the film isn’t even out yet!

So the ideal would be to carry on modelling and act?

Yes, because they go hand-in-hand. Over the last few years a lot of actresses have been taking over the modelling contracts. I’ve been modelling for nine years and in that time it’s amazing how many actresses have literally come in and stolen all the big contracts. Back in the ’80s and ’90s, the supermodels ruled the world and it’s completely the other way now, the actresses rule the world!

And your career has gone through the roof...

I have dedicated my whole adult life to my career and I’ve been blessed with some really wonderful opportunities but you have to work hard because there’s always someone else coming up in the industry behind you.

If there’s a Transformers 4, would you be a part of it?

I don’t know if there will be another film, but yes, of course I’d love to be a part of it if there is. I had the time of my life making this movie. Who could turn that down?

Transformers 3: Dark Side Of The Moon 3D & 2D, is on in cinemas from Friday 1 July.

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Latest 7 chats to Jonathan Harries, owner of Shine Hair & Beauty Salon in Brighton When did you become interested in hairdressing?

At the age of 15 my sister took me to a really great salon in London’s West End and said that while she was having her hair done, I could get my ‘mullet’ trimmed. The guy that cut my hair seemed to absolutely love his job and as I had no vision of what I would want to do when I left school, I pretty much decided then that I wanted to become a hairdresser. I then started an apprenticeship with Akin Konizi [British Hairdresser of the Year 2008 and 2009].

What’s the best and hardest part of owning a salon?

Other than VAT, I’d probably say that one of the hardest things is making sure that the people I work with are happy, otherwise everything else in the salon becomes pointless if they’re not happy with what they are doing. The best thing about owning a salon is being able to make decisions that please everyone without going through a head office or a giant HR department.

If you weren’t a hairdresser, what would you be doing?

Making music. I studied jazz and popular music studies at Goldsmiths University of London and did the singer/producer thing for a while and loved it, but I later found out that singing at weddings and other various corporate events in order to pay the rent wasn’t quite as fun. If you’re reading this and I sang at your do, no offence.

What makes a good stylist and how do you choose who works for you?

It’s all about the basics. If a hairdresser has a strong foundation and understanding of the classic haircuts and colour techniques, everything else can be developed over time. This development can take a long time and you ideally want a hairdresser that believes that, and who is passionate and willing to commit. This way your salon’s haircuts and colour techniques can evolve as their skills develop.

What is Shine’s ethos?

To create beautiful hair, offer great customer service while creating minimum damage to the environment.

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What is your philosophy on hair?

To work with what you’ve got. There is no such thing as bad hair; it’s just bad hairdressers, or hairdressers that have promised a client something that is never going to happen. Here at Shine we never promise to do the impossible – it’s all about knowing your clients and fulfilling their needs.

What makes people come to your salon?

Hopefully our ethos.

What’s your prediction of the hairdressing industry?

In the 25 years I’ve been involved in hairdressing, I’ve seen huge changes.

The industry has become so much more professional, there are more and more product companies ‘going green’ and investing in the kindest way to colour your hair. I can only predict that this will continue in the same direction. Here at Shine we will continually be hot on the tails of whoever is keeping their products natural, while achieving great results.

Which products do you find yourself reaching for over and over again?

Moving into the summer months, I find I’m continually offering advice on how to get your hair looking fantastic with minimum effort. If you’re lucky enough to be blessed with waves, I’d be reaching for Aveda’s Be Curly range. If there are no waves, then I tend to reach for Aveda’s Light Elements Serum or Smooth Infusion to combat frizz and keep flyaway strands under control.

What’s next for Shine?

I’m launching another salon in July called Pod – Pod stands for Professional Ongoing Development. The concept is similar to Jamie Oliver’s ‘restaurant with a purpose’ Fifteen in London and will be a place where newly qualified hairdressers can develop their skills while being mentored initially by the team at Shine. It’s a really exciting time for Shine and with so many hairdressers leaving college and unable to get a job without salon experience, Pod will aim to fill that gap for them.

Shine Hair and Beauty, 111 Gloucester Road, Brighton, BN1 4AF, 01273 604404, www.shinehairgroup.com

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ANDREW KAY’S FOOD & DRINK

Food & Drink Andrew Kay celebrates the launch of the Fishy Fishy Cookbook with a few recipes, & a chance to win the book and dinner for two

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batter. It should slowly come off the back of a tablespoon – if it sticks add more water, if it runs off too quickly it’s too thin. Transfer the batter to a container and surround with ice to keep it chilled.

2 Rinse the oyster shells under running cold water (do not use washing-up liquid) and dry. Roll the shucked oysters in some sifted flour.

3 Dip two of the oysters in the batter and carefully place in a deep-fat fryer on its hottest setting. Alternatively, heat the oil in a large wok or pan. It is hot enough when a cube of bread turns golden in 30 seconds. You want the oysters to float, bubbling on the surface, and crisp up. After 20–30 seconds, depending on how hot your oil is, the oysters should be crisp and brown. Remove and place on some kitchen paper while you repeat with the other two oysters.

4 Place the battered oysters back in the shells and serve with the tomato and chilli jam for dipping.

Tomato and chilli jam 3 red chillies, finely chopped 700g ripe tomatoes, chopped 4 garlic cloves, crushed 1 x 5cm piece root ginger, peeled and grated 400g demerara sugar 110ml red wine vinegar This spicy sauce has quite a kick and can be used over fish or as a dipping sauce for seafood.

1 Place all the ingredients in a non-metallic saucepan and slowly bring to a simmer. If you have a thermometer then the latest temperature should be no higher than 220°C. Reduce until the liquid has started to thicken. Set aside and allow to cool.

Fishy Fishy Cookbook now available through all good book stores priced £16.99 www.fishyfishy.co.uk Fishy Fishy Seafood Brasserie, 36 East Street, Brighton, East Sussex, BN1 1HL, 01273 723750

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ishy Fishy opened in a flurry of publicity, much of which centred on its celebrity partner Dermot O’Leary. But it very quickly proved that, while Mr O’Leary’s undeniable marketability was invaluable, the restaurant was only going to cut it in today’s very tough marketplace if what they served cut the mustard. It did and it still does and now with a second branch in Poole they have combined their resources and produced the Fishy Fishy Cookbook. James Ginzler, Paul Shovlin and Dermot all share a passion for fish, not only the eating of it, but also the way it is caught and they apply those ethics to both restaurants.

Fishy Fishy is popular with locals and visitors alike and now some of the magic of that success can be shared in the pages of this well-designed, wellwritten and beautifully illustrated book. As well as great recipes, it’s packed with good background information on fish and fishing.

Here is a tasty tempting extract from a book with over 90 achievable recipes from the simple to the more demanding. Enjoy!

Tempura oysters with tomato & chilli jam 4 oysters, shucked and cleaned Flour, for dusting Oil, for deep-frying Tomato and chilli jam

Competition Win a copy of the new Fishy Fishy Cookbook plus dinner for two in the restaurant!

The Fishy Fishy Cookbook is a smart and easy to follow guide to modern fish cooking packed with achievable recipes and inspirational ideas.

We have a signed copy of the new book for one lucky winner and an invitation for that winner and a guest to dine at the restaurant.

There’s no guarantee that Dermot will be there on the night – but you never know!

To enter simply answer the following question: With which TV programme was Dermot O’Leary most commonly associated?

For the tempura batter 50g plain flour 50g cornflour 1 teaspoon baking powder 200ml ice-cold sparkling water Salt and freshly ground black pepper Serves 2

You can enter by emailing competitions@thelatest.co.uk or by sending your answer on a postcard marked Fishy Fishy to; Latest 7, Unit 1 Level 5 North, New England House, New England Street, Brighton BN1 4GH

This Japanese dish is a must for oyster lovers. The tomato and chilli jam adds a note of heat which goes well with the batter-coated oysters. We like to use the large size 1 oysters but size 2 works just as well.

1 First make the tempura batter. Mix all the dry ingredients in a bowl and add a pinch of salt and some black pepper. Slowly mix in the ice-cold sparkling water (the bubbles make the batter light), a little at a time, until you have a smooth

The sustainability of fish and fishing is a cause very close to the heart of Fishy Fishy but also to other local restaurants. At Moshi Moshi they have, for many

years, campaigned to promote better ethics in the way we fish for and consume the harvest from the sea, and like Fishy Fishy, this has never been to the detriment of good eating.

Brighton may well be best known as a seaside resort but it does still have a viable fishing industry. It is possible to buy great local and seasonal fish from the beach and from a handful of excellent suppliers who, recognising the upturn in the interest for eating fresh fish, have increased their profile and are helping to revive fish not only on restaurant tables but on those in our homes too. follow me on twitter

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L7 Hotlist

Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

Indian Summer

Cafés & restaurants catering for all tastes. For more dining options visit www.thelatest.co.uk British & modern European

Recipease

Probably Brighton’s most popular fish ’n’ chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele. Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials.

Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue.

There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices.

22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256

Recipease is a unique high street food and kitchen emporium dedicated to serving the local community great food through a variety of easy and inspiring ways. Attend one of their ‘Easy to Learn’ cooking classes and learn to cook like Jamie Oliver, pick up freshly made meals ready to cook at home, or drop in for a delicious breakfast or lunch. Whatever your food needs are, whether you’re a beginner or seasoned cook, they’ve got the recipe for you.

72 Western Road, Brighton, BN1 2HA, 01273 311338, www.recipease.com

The Dyke

The Restaurant At Drakes

Bardsley’s

Superb rustic Tuscan menu mingled with English classics. Locally sourced or organic ingredients and rapidly gaining a reputation as one of Brighton’s most stylish eateries.

One side is a proper pub with excellent real ales and log fire; the other a very grown-up stylish restaurant. It’s very child (and dog!) friendly too, and has a big garden for those late summer evenings. Lunch 12pm–3pm; dinner 6.30pm–9.45pm.

218 Dyke Road, Brighton, 01273 555672, www.dykepub.co.uk

The Gallery Restaurant – The Lanes

If you’re looking for an independent restaurant offering some of the very best steaks and British dishes then why not try The Gallery Restaurant? Located in an old fishing cottage in the very heart of Brighton’s Lanes The Gallery Restaurant prides itself in offering the very best dishes, service and ambience – British style! In the summer they boast one one Brighton’s largest alfresco terraces but in the winter the mood is relaxed and welcoming. Try the lunch twocourse menu for just £9.95 and the evening menu two-course menu for £13.95.

28 East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HL 01273 773327, www.thegallerybrighton.co.uk

The Loop Café-Bar & Coffee House Nestling on Kemp Town seafront is this contemporary Anglo-Brazilian café-bar with a menu that features traditional English fare as well as some tasty Brazilian dishes.

Whether you choose one of the stylish red sofas, or the sunny south-facing front terrace, you can enjoy free Wi-Fi while you savour the homemade food and great selection of coffees. Open daily, 9.30am–6pm.

16 Marine Parade, Brighton, 01273 677944, www.theloop-brighton.co.uk

Metrodeco

Start your day at Kemp Town’s sumptuous Art Deco tea rooms with a delicious breakfast of pancakes, smoked salmon bagels, fresh fruit or mackerel. Sample mouth-watering cakes and bespoke teas throughout the day and linger into the evening with a glass of wine. For music and quiz nights and special events/offers check out their Facebook page.

Open 9.30am–7pm Mon–Wed, 9.30am–9pm Thurs–Sun. 38 Upper St James’s Street, Brighton, East Sussex, BN2 1JN, 01273 677243, www.metro-deco.com, www.twitter.com/Metrodeco, www.facebook.com/metrodecostalkingshop

The Old Bank Steak & Ribs

Kemp Town’s friendly new steakhouse restaurant serves delicious food with great service in a warm and comfortable setting.

Locally-owned and aiming to be the ‘Cheers’ of the neighbourhood, The Old Bank is a rarity in the city, offering quality steak and ribs, local catch of the day, grilled chicken and vegetarian dishes at great value prices.

A fantastic wine list, selected mainly from local merchants by GQ wine columnist Jonathan Ray, complements their wholesome and satisfying food. Kids’ menu great value. Open Mon–Thurs, 5pm–9.30pm; Fri–Sun, 12pm–10pm; live background Sunday jazz 6–8pm, and open all day bank holidays. Plus the garden is now open for summer!

120 St George’s Road, Kemp Town Village, BN1 1EA, 01273 682200, www.oldbankkemptownbrighton.com

Loop

With an air of relaxed glamour, exemplary service and the finest modern European cuisine in town, the 2AA Rosette fine-dining restaurant provides the perfect setting for intimate dinners or private parties. Two courses for £29; three courses for £39; fivecourse Gourmet Chef’s Taster Menu for £50.

Private dining room with designated waiter for up to 12 people.

43–44 Marine Parade, Brighton, BN2 1PE, 01273 696934, www.drakesofbrighton.com

The Townhouse Restaurant

The Townhouse is discovering itself as a home for all, with a dining area, lounge bar, private function suite and a piano room. The head chef brings all his prestige from The London Dorchester to create a menu (specialising in steaks and seafood) that fits the Brighton way. Whether you want a quick lunch or wish to stay the evening, they promise you a warm welcome that will make you not want to leave. For promotions visit their website or give them a call.

81–82 St James’s Street, Kemp Town, Brighton BN2 1PA, 01273 693216, www.thetownhousekemptown.co.uk

Chinese Gars Restaurant

This old Brighton favourite offers an exciting menu with some great new ideas and a wholly different experience in terms of style and presentation. Smart service, beautiful interiors and a chic atmosphere make this one of the city’s top places to be seen. Start downstairs at the bar. Eat from £10.

19 Prince Albert Street, Brighton 01273 321321, www.gars.co.uk

French Cocoa Patisserie

Cocoa is an authentic French patisserie near Brighton Station. Everything is homemade on the premises each morning with the finest ingredients. A selection of pastries, cakes, tarts, biscuits, jams, ice creams, sandwiches, quiches, toasties and salads to eat in or take away. Beautiful cakes made to order.

48 Queens Road, Brighton, BN1 3XB, 01273 777412

New Steine Bistro

“With more than a soupçon of Gallic charm The New Steine Bistro are true bon viveurs.

No fancy pants fashion fads here, but some well executed classics. Most importantly though is their open attitude: everyone gets the same charming welcome – guests and diners, locals and visitors alike – and when you have been once, you will want to return again and again.” – Andrew Kay, L7 food writer. Their reasonably priced menu starts at £12.50 for two courses, £14.50 for three, Sunday to Thursday; £16.50 for two courses, £18.50 for three on Friday and Saturday. A la carte menu available. Open 6pm.

10/11 New Steine, Brighton, BN2 1PB, 01273 681546/695415 www.newsteinehotel.com/restaurant.asp

Indian Chaula’s

Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide variety of vegetarian, vegan and gluten and wheat-free dishes. Buffet available 11am–3pm Monday to Saturday.

Nationally acclaimed and a favourite with locals, Indian Summer is celebrating its 10th anniversary. Serving favourites like masala dosa and bhel puri, the menu is influenced from genuine recipes covering south, north, and central india. For lunch you can choose two courses for £10 or a new tapas street menu with four choices for 11.95. An elegant evening set menu starts at £21.95. Booking is strongly advised. For offers and events find them on Facebook.

69 East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HQ, 01273 711001, www.indian-summer.org.uk

Italian Donatello

Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent value Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant-value meal deals on blackboards outside – two courses £6.95, three £8.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value.

Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ, 01273 775477, www.donatello.co.uk

Fat Leo

The budget branch of the Donatello stable but you’d be hard-pressed to see why. Quality family dining in the Italian mould but a little less expensive. Popular with students and young families, with trendy interiors, and a menu with the signature set-price boards proclaiming any two courses £5.95, and three at £7.95.

16–17 Market Street, Brighton BN1 1HH, 01273 325135, www.fatleo.co.uk

Japanese Moshi Moshi

Is there a better and cooler place to eat Japanese in Brighton? We don’t think so, and neither do Moshi Moshi’s ever-growing fan base. Their sushi is fantastic, the service

great, and they’ve won a brace of awards for their work in fish conservation. If you’re not yet a Moshi member, you’re missing out: their 50% off on Moshi Mondays are a phenomenom.

Opticon, Bartholomew Square, Brighton, BN1 1JS, 01273 719195, www.moshibrighton.co.uk

Thai The Green Mango

The Green Mango has arrived to spice up Brighton and Hove! This modern Thai restaurant is committed to giving you the complete Thai experience, with the most authentic food possible. Lunch starts at £4.95, and we’re open every day, so come down and “gin yur yur” (eat a lot!)

8 Church Road, Hove, BN3 2FL, 01273 327226, www.thegreenmangohove.com

To add your entry to our Hotlist call Advertising on 01273 818150

On the house Sample real ale & listen to great live music by winning tickets to Brighton Beer Festival Brighton Beer Festival is a brand new event set over four days on Brighton seafront. It’s going to be one of the hottest events of the year with live music headline acts including The Blockheads and ’90s indie band Dodgy, and a whole host of local artists joining the lineup. Sample a range of real ales, ciders and little-known bottled and rare brews and try out the fantastic range of fabulous foods on offer like seafood paellas, barbecued chicken and ribs, gourmet sausages, Angus burgers and more.

Visitors will get the chance to try WJ King Brewery’s fabulous new Brighton Blonde beer, along with some new wines from Harveys and some great cocktails from the very talented Mixology Group.

For those who want the ultimate experience, limited VIP tickets are available priced £50 and include reserved table seating, the best stage views, six drink tokens to use at the VIP private bar and a gourmet buffet.

Now that’s a night out!

Latest 7 has teamed up with Brighton Beer Festival to offer readers the chance to win one of five pairs of standard tickets for the opening night on Thursday 14 July. See The Blockheads perform their cult classics and enjoy your first drink on the house.

For the chance to win, complete the song title: Hit Me With Your...

Email competitions@thelatest.co.uk with Brighton Beer Festival in the subject box and the answer to the question in the body of the email.

Don’t forget to leave your name and contact details.

Entrants must be aged 18 or over. ID may be required at the Festival.

Closing date for enries: 11 July 2011.

Brighton Beer Festival, Thursday 14-Sunday 17 July, The Old Paddling Pool (adjacent to West Pier Brighton), Brighton, www.beerfestbrighton.co.uk For VIP tickets please email debs@beerfestbrighton.co.uk

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WAVE WORLD Health & beauty news & reviews

LUSH BEACH BALL BAG

The newest addition to Lush’s environmentally friendly Knot-Wrap range is designed to look just like a beach ball when it’s wrapped up. The new bag can be used to carry your summer essentials about while you head to the beach and enjoy the summer sunshine. Lush introduced their successful Knot-Wrap range in 2009, offering vintage scarves as a means of gift-wrapping in-store to encourage customers to save on paper usage. Using techniques similar to origami, the idea originated from Japanese culture where it promotes caring for the environment and reducing waste.

Available from Lush shops nationwide and at www.lush.co.uk

SUN CREAM ALLERGIES

We’re all advised to wear factor 30 in the sun – or higher, but spots, rashes and swollen skin are allergic reactions many people can get from wearing high-factor sun creams. Add new product, KALME Undercoat, to your holiday shopping list and make allergic reactions to sun cream a thing of the past. The all-important ingredient is ‘Skinasensyl’, which reduces the nerve response to external irritants by decreasing the release of pro-inflammatory neuromediators in the skin. KALME Undercoat should be applied as an ‘undercoat’ before sun creams or SPF foundations are applied to help de-sensitise skin. The product is suitable for adults and children and can also be used simply as a desensitising moisturiser on its own or as an undercoat.

KALME Undercoat costs £17 (75ml), www.skinshop.co.uk

NAKED TRUTH

Cosmetic doctor Dr Darren McKeown has launched a ‘no nonsense’ skin-care range, available exclusively in Superdrug. The range of five anti-ageing products contains a collection of the most scientifically proven active ingredients including peptides, retinoids, zinc and vitamin E which all work together to keep skin in optimum condition.

Up & away Overcome a fear of flying with hypnotherapist Jonathan Conway

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holiday abroad to a dream destination can be hindered if the thought of boarding an aeroplane fills you with anxiety.

If your summer holiday is approaching, hypnotherapy and neuro-linguistic-programming (NLP) can help you overcome your fear, so you can have the holiday of a lifetime, without the stress of getting to your destination. What’s important to remember is that fear of flying is a learned response, meaning it can be overcome. Hypnotherapy will ‘retrain’ the brain so flying is no longer regarded as an impossible or extremely difficult task.

“Hypnotherapy is suitable if you are very fearful of flying and if the body is being triggered into physiological responses: an increase in heart rate, rapid breathing, excessive sweating , nausea and a general feeling of being out of control,” says NLP coach and hypnotherapist Jonathan Conway. “Some people find flying uncomfortable while others cannot go near an airport!”

For a fear of flying to be overcome, it is necessary to understand the underlying causes, which can often be based on an earlier life experience. NLP and Time Line Therapy can be useful to understand where the problem started.

“Hypnotherapy helps a person to gain more control,” Jonathan explains.

“It can be helpful to use visualisation to help a person to be more in control, so they reach the destination feeling calm and relaxed.”

Hypnotherapy can be carried out at any time, but Jonathan suggests treatment a month before flying. Two to four sessions would usually be sufficient in overcoming the fear, and hypnosis is suitable for all ages, from the young to the elderly.

Jonathan Conway, Hypnotherapist and NLP Coach, 01273 540 425 or 07956 855 027, www.jonathanconway.co.uk

Dr McKeown says “If an active ingredient has been scientifically shown to reduce wrinkles by 60 per cent over a six-month period, what is the point in telling people it will eliminate all of them in two weeks?

Yes, it may encourage people to buy your product in the short term, but ultimately it is going to lead to disappointment. There is good scientific evidence to support the efficacy of some active ingredients, but a lot of the benefit is wasted because the beauty industry flaunts so many unrealistic claims. I wanted to create a range which people can trust to be honest about what a product will really do.”

The Naked Truth range is available from Superdrug stores and www.superdrug.co.uk

creating matches between offers and wishes, all you need to do is list what you want to get rid of and what you would like in return. The service can automatically form trade rings between three or more people, so that each swapper both gives and receives something, significantly increasing the possibility of getting something you really want.

The site aims to help people minimise waste by finding homes for things we no longer need.

A survey commissioned for the launch found that 47 per cent of people admitted owning clothes that they had not or had only barely worn in the past year. In addition, people living in the South East are more likely anyone else in the UK to hoard a bread maker (19 per cent compared to 15 per cent nationally) or musical instrument (21 per cent compared to 16 per cent) that they never or rarely use!

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Measuring up Get set for the beach & boost your confidence with Laser Lipo at Revitalise

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he summer holidays are on the horizon and, whether you’re staying home or going abroad, you are probably wishing you started that diet 12 weeks ago. We’ve all been there. We spend the winter in long sleeves and trousers that easily hide every lump and bump. Then, the weather warms up and the thought of having to bare your chest/legs/tum on the beach makes us want to hibernate until winter. Well, almost. But the truth is, we Brits love the warm summer weather (we don’t get enough of it to take it for granted). And here in Brighton, we love to hit the beach, but body hang-ups can stand in the way of us fully relaxing. A two-week crash diet can be tried but be sure not to skip on good nutrition. Then, that one problem area – which is different for each of us – remains the same: bingo wings, double chin, excess fat around the thighs... which is where Laser Lipo comes in.

The non-invasive inch-busting treatment, available at Revitalise in Hove, gives immediate results. The fat-melting laser system is a safe, painless and fast treatment for body contouring. The treatment was raved about on Supersize Vs Super Skinny and mums have found it fantastic in shifting baby fat.

“Expect to see a reduction of between 0.5 and 3 inches after your first treatment” Laser Lipo by Lapex BCS is a revolutionary medical device for Client testimonials spot laser fat reduction. It is the Class 2 3B Hazard Cold Red Laser “Both my husband and I are which makes it possible to achieve delighted with my results. I have fantastic results with no swelling, no lost 11.6 inches from round my pain, no bruising and no down time. tummy in just one month! I feel so Revitalise offer laser lipo trials for positive that I’m now walking each just £50. During your 60 minute day with the dog and am happy to appointment you will receive a full eat more sensibly.” consultation including the – Barbara, London completion of a medical questionnaire. You then need to “It has made me very happy and choose the area you would like to given me the confidence to realise have worked on. Popular areas that at last, I can now achieve my chosen are tummies, thighs, hips, desired weight and figure in a few and the backs of the arms. months, without surgery! I lost a The treatment itself begins with total of 10.2inches!” two large Diode Laser paddles being – Rachel, Kent placed on the targeted fatty areas and secured with straps. Then two smaller Probe Lasers are placed over the appropriate lymphatic glands.

The Laser Lipo BCS will then be switched on for 10 minutes, re-located and turned on for another 10 minutes. This is repeated one more time for a maximum of 30 minutes. The treated area will then be re-measured to assess the inch-loss achieved. You can expect to see a total reduction of between 0.5 and 3 inches (1.25 and 8cm) after your first treatment. Then, in order to increase the body’s ability to remove the Triglycerides (broken down fat cells), it is necessary to assist this natural process by increasing the metabolic rate.

Revitalise offers a free Power Plates session with every Laser Lipo treatment making this easy to achieve. For best results, a course of two laser lipo treatments a week for four weeks is recommended.

Special offer: sign up for a course of laser lipo sessions following a £50 trial (saving £100) and receive a FREE power plate class with every laser lipo treatment.

Revitalise, 86 Church Road, Hove, 01273 738389, health@revitalise-u.com, www.revitalise-u.com

SPECIAL OFFER 10 classes 1/2 price [£75 instead of £150] if you sign up before 10 July 2011.

All new clients also get their first class free!

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Dear Jacquie Your queries about natural health answered by Jacquie Lane from the College of Naturopathic Medicine Despite working with a personal trainer I still can’t lose my belly. I eat healthily but I’m stressed. Is it true that this can have an effect?

AM, Brighton Yes! Normally excess weight tends to settle around the middle for men, and around the hips and thighs for women, that is unless other factors come into play, such as one of the stress hormones like cortisol.

When your body gears up to deal with either mental or physical stress, the hormones adrenaline and cortisol are released to jumpstart fats and carbohydrates, to give your body quick energy. These stimulate insulin to be released for the maintenance of blood sugar levels. The end result can be an increase in appetite so that you have the necessary energy to meet the increased needs of your muscles or brain to respond to the stress (think, running from a hungry lion). If you don’t need the sudden power surge, however,

excess calories may end up being stored in the metabolically active fat cells around our middle.

Weight gain or loss is dependent on a number of factors including resting metabolic rate, food intake, amount of exercise, and even the types of food consumed and the times of day food is consumed.

So firstly, deal head on with your stress levels by addressing the

factors causing it. Add to your workout programme activities that may help reduce stress hormones like swimming, or try a regular massage.

Please check that your diet really is healthy by including seven daily portions of vegetables, fruits and salads. Choose healthy protein sources such as fish, turkey, beans and lentils. Omit refined carbohydrates such as white bread, biscuits, cakes and confectionary including cereal bars, which can be full of sugar. Unless you’re doing a lot of aerobic exercise such as running or rowing, carbohydrates will settle around your middle, stored for future use, so avoid eating carbohydrates after 7pm, and stick to wholegrain choices at other times of the day.

A wide variety of supplements are useful for reducing body fat while exercising, such as CLA oil and green tea extracts.

See a nutritional therapist who can advise on a specific nutritional plan just for you.

See your health professional for advice If you have a general health query that you would like to raise here you can email Jacquie at healthqueriesforWave@naturopathy -uk.com. Please note that Jacquie cannot enter into individual correspondence unless your query is chosen for publication.

Jacquie Lane is a lecturer at the College of Naturopathic Medicine (CNM) and the Director of Studies at CNM in Brighton. Jacquie also runs her own nutrition clinic in Brighton and manages a biological testing lab specialising in digestive issues.

CNM open evening If you would like to train to become a nutritional therapist, please book to attend CNM’s next open evening in Brighton on 01342 410505, www.naturopathy-uk.com

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Perfectly clear Zara Baker puts the many questions surrounding laser eye surgery to Mr Pillai, medical director of Advanced Vision Care

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s a glasses and contact lens wearer, all the advertisements for laser eye surgery get me thinking. Could I? Should I? How painless is the procedure really? And what should I expect during treatment and after?

Mr C T Pillai is medical director of Harley Street clinic Advanced Vision Care (AVC), and a pioneering refractive surgeon with over 20 years’ experience. He kindly took the time to answer all my questions surrounding laser eye surgery.

“Your consultation is the longest part – taking approximately two hours during which time your surgeon will carry out a detailed assessment of your eyes,” Mr Pillai explains. “At AVC, the surgeon who conducts your consultation assessment will also perform your surgical procedure and all aftercare appointments to ensure complete continuity.”

It can be confusing if you research the subject online, as there are different types of surgery “You no longer have available. A proper consultation will to worry about hiding help decide the best treatment for you. The quickest, most behind sunglasses for comfortable and most popular procedure is LASIK (Laser Insitu weeks afterwards” Keratomileusis), which involves creating a thin-hinged flap on the cornea (the front of the eye) with a precise computer controlled surgical instrument or with the latest blade-free method: Intralase.

LASEK (Laser Epithelial Keratomileusis) is a less invasive procedure. The outer layer of the cornea is placed aside using a diluted alcohol solution. Then an excimer laser is used to reshape the cornea as in the LASIK procedure.

Upon completion, the epithelial layer is returned to its original position and a contact lens is placed over the cornea to aid healing for around four days.

“Treatment is quick and painless so there really is no need to be nervous – although it’s only natural that you might be, of course,” says Mr Pillai about

the surgery itself. “Anaesthetic drops are put in the eyes first so, at worst, you will feel a few seconds of discomfort. You may see a flashing light and after 25 minutes treatment on both eyes will be complete.

“Recovery begins as soon as you sit up in the operating theatre – it really is that quick.

Your vision may be a little hazy to start with but you will also be astounded at the clarity of your vision, even at this early stage.”

As with any procedure, we worry about the side effects. “The most common side effect of any laser treatment is dry eyes, Following laser which is temporary and normally eye surgery: lasts for three months. This is treated with eye drops.”

• Do not drive for 48 hours AVC offers patients some • Avoid wearing make-up fantastic extras you won’t find at for one week other clinics. The recently • Avoid rubbing your eyes launched clear glass operating for the first few days theatre means patients can bring • Stay out of the swimming pool along a friend to share the for three weeks experience, which can really • Steer clear of dusty environments help to calm nerves. AVC also offers a free night’s • Smoking is unadvisable accommodation either before or after surgery in a luxury hotel nearby for you and a friend.

“Even if you have an important occasion coming up, such as a wedding, you can still go ahead with treatment and be back to normal in time,” says Mr Pillai. “Laser eye surgery is so advanced these days that you no longer have to worry about hiding behind sunglasses for weeks afterwards.”

AVC offers a range of flexible payment plans, including 0% finance Advanced Vision Care: 020 7935 7497, www.advancedvisioncare.co.uk Eyesite, Brighton, 47–48 North Street, Brighton, 01273 724111, see ad below for details of their special open evening in association with AVC.

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It’s not you...

Each month, dating coach Tammy James answers your relationship questions I recently found out that my boyfriend cheated on me with his ex eight months ago.

Although he says he’s not in contact with her anymore, I’m finding it difficult to trust him.

I’m going to get straight to the point on this one.

You’ve either got to talk to him, try to work out how committed he is to having a future with you and work through this – or you’ve got to dump him. Trust is a fundamental part of a good relationship, and without it you’ll have a miserable existence of constantly looking over your shoulder. You deserve better.

I came out of a 10-year relationship recently and I’d really like to meet someone new. I’ve been on a couple of dates, however, they’ve been a disaster. What am I doing wrong?

You may not be doing anything wrong, it could be that you just

didn’t connect with the people you’ve dated.

What I suspect is more likely though is that you’re dating far too early after your last relationship. Rushing to fill the void your last partner left can do you more harm than good.

You’ll need time to process what went wrong in your last relationship and get to a point where you don’t feel angry or upset about it. You also have to give yourself time to get used to being on your own. This can be scary to begin with, but it gives you an opportunity to find yourself again and build yourself a fantastic single life. If you have one of those, you then not only have lots of things to talk about when you do go on dates, but more importantly it helps keep your search for a future partner in perspective. Read my blog for further information http://tinyurl.com/6xd65yv

I’ve been single for a while and have been going on some internet dates but they never seem to lead to a second date – what’s wrong with me?

Early dates are tricky. You need to get the balance between chemistry and finding out enough about each other to see whether you’re compatible. If you went on a date because you met in a bar, it’s likely there is some chemistry. If you met on the internet and haven’t had enough time to build up any kind of connection beforehand you’re essentially coming into a date cold. Spend more time chatting online first before meeting.

Between two to four weeks of chatting is about right before meeting up. I recommend you attend one of my Successful Dating workshops, where you’ll find an approach to dating that suits you.

Wave readers receive £10 off my Successful Dating Workshop by quoting INYIMW06 – email info@itsnotyouitsme.co.uk to find out dates and secure your place.

If you have a relationship problem you’d like answering please email it to info@itsnotyouitsme.co.uk Please note Tammy cannot enter into personal correspondence with you unless your problem is chosen for publication. Please indicate your email is from Wave.

Tammy James Msc, is director of Itsnotyouitsme.co.uk, a coaching practice specialising in dating and relationships. Using a combination of coaching techniques and good old fashioned advice, itsnotyouitsme.co.uk provides one-to-ones and group workshops.

Email: info@itsnotyouitsme.co.uk Web: www.itsnotyouitsme.co.uk Twitter: @itsnotyouitsme_

Mum’s the word Feel fit, fabulous & free with help from Livia O’Toole & Fit Freedom

Feeling Fit, Fabulous & Free!

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ollowing the birth of twins and a third baby, Livia O’Toole found getting back into shape the hardest thing she has ever done. But she did it!

Livia started Fit Freedom in March 2010 to help mums regain their pre-baby figures.

With over 15 years’ experience in weight training, nutrition and fitness, Livia tailors fat-loss programmes to each individual mum, depending on what she wants to achieve.

The body shaping programme lasts for at least a year, changing every three months to keep the body challenged. It includes guidance on eating sensibly, weight training, and carefully planned cardiovascular exercise, for an all-round approach to getting your pre-baby body back.

Hear how Livia can help you get your pre-baby body back at a free seminar on Wednesday 29 June, 9.30am–10.30am at Park Café, Dyke Road, Hove.

Call or email to reserve your place: 07931 771 457, livia@fitfreedom.co.uk

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29 June 2011 09.30 –10.30 am Park Café, Dyke Road, Hove BN3 Opposite Windlesham School

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ritain’s Got Talent Tour’ features the winner of BGT 2011, Jai McDowall, and nine other finalists. The thing with a programme called ‘Britain’s Got Talent’ is that you expect to see genuine, raw talent which should be entertaining of course; but also to see talent there on some level.

Most of the acts indeed hit the mark, but there were a couple, such as Steven Hall (the dancing middle-aged man) and Jean Martyn (the bouncy over-excited organ player) who seemed to have already given as much as they had to give.

James Hobley is clearly a very gifted and unique dancer and Les Gibson’s impressions had the audience cheering and laughing. The two highlights for me however, and the two acts that are clearly very gifted were Paul Gbegbaje, the pianist, and Ronan Parke, the singer. They deserved, well and truly, to be on the show and it was almost quite emotional watching two people give an audience everything they’ve got; and give it they did.

For me, Ronan Parke was the winner. The second part of the show saw some special collaborations take place between Steven Hall and Jean Martyn (should’ve seen that one coming), and Paul Gbegbaje and Ronan Parke, which honestly was very beautiful. Jai McDowall finished off the show with a couple of songs with his outstanding voice, including the one from his audition. An enjoyable evening that seemed to excite the entire audience with lots of enthusiasm. It just made me wish that I had some super talent I could unleash. Oh well.

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Founded by Joseph Shabalala and now including four of his sons in the nine-strong line-up, they sprang onto the stage and, with a shout of Hallelujah, commenced an evening of heart-warming Zulu choral music. Peppered throughout with their trademark vocal trills and clicks and amazingly high leg kicks, they featured the new album inspired by their forefathers’ folk tales of the Ladysmith township. Joseph led the ensemble with a soft, lion-like roar, as they combined to produce a harmonious delight. They finished with ‘Homeless’, a fitting reminder of why we fell in love with them 25 years ago.

De La Warr Pavilion, Bexhill-On-Sea, 17 June JJJJJ Steve Clements

WE ARE SCIENTISTS

The three Scientists put on a honed and endearingly self-deprecating show, after angular proggy support from local boys Tall Ships. The band were tight and uber-professional, and the crowd were more than ready. The smart-pop hits like ‘Great Escape’, ‘Nobody Move, Nobody Get Hurt’ and enthusiastic newbie ‘Rules Don’t Stop’ were met with hysterical fist pumping and howling from the floor, enough to detract from the guys’ end-of-the-pier banter. As the lights came up, one sweaty Science

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On sale this week… assistant turned to her partner with open arms, as if to say ‘What more could you want?’ and she had a point.

Concorde 2, Brighton 18 June JJJJJ Jim Milnes

THE VANISHING HORIZON

Combining a history of women’s aviation with a personal story of one woman’s journey to South Africa to collect the ashes of her grandmother was an interesting ploy.

Encompassing a spirit of female adventure, the staging was fabulous, using puppetry, props and an incredible set entirely contained within suitcases around the stage – picked up and discarded when necessary and holding all manner of treats, from a bathroom sink to a landscape for a shadow puppet aeroplane to glide through. The acting felt somewhat pedestrian (although this could be attributed to them being a man down at the last minute), but the story and presentation made up for it so that by the end there were tears welling in the audience.

Pavilion Theatre, Brighton Dome, 18 June JJJJJ Victoria Nangle

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BRIGHTON COMEDY FESTIVAL ADDITIONS

Brighton Dome, October, 0844 477 2000, www.brightondome.org More acts have confirmed for the comedy frenzy that is the Brighton Comedy Festival this October. Recent additions to the show line-up includes Reginald D Hunter – Sometimes Even The Devil Tells The Truth (15 October), Frisky & Mannish – Pop Centre Plus (7 October), Tommy Tiernan – Poot (14-15 October), Jeremy Hardy (11 October), Bridget Christie – Housewife Surrealist (13 October), Andy Parsons – Gruntled (17 October), and Phil Nichol – The Simple Hour (7 October). Keep checking the website for further updates.

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1 Panos Christofi Satin Doll 2 Maria McAteer & Her Night At Noon Drink The Pain Away between the Israeli and the Palestinian side. This is the story of 300,000 settlers, a 750 km wall, six arrests, one stoning, too much hummus and a simple question...

QUEEN TRIBUTE NIGHT

Komedia, 19 August, £12.50, 0845 293 8480, www.komedia.co.uk/brighton Queen on Fire perform the ultimate Queen tribute featuring all the hits.

14+ event (under 16s to be accompanied).

Wrestling, The Krays, skinheads, Care Bears – these are a few of Wil Hodgson’s obsessions. The chubby, thick-necked skinhead cuts a formidable figure. But his kind, friendly, inquisitive nature is reminiscent of Winnie The Pooh. If Winnie The Pooh was covered in tattoos and talking about going to lesbian nightclubs. His thoughtful monologue is full of rambling digressions rather than zingy oneliners. But he is incredibly endearing and his fascination for the British subculture draws you in – even if you have no idea what obscure Clash song he is trying to remember, you do not doubt its importance. A national treasure.

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3 Maria McAteer & Her Night At Noon Take The Blame 4 Moonlighter Every Time I Fall 5 Champion Fever Dragons 6 The Last Cry Rebekka 7 La Lunalight So Simplistic 8 Chaos Borne Watching 9 Hollywood Assassins Switchblade 10 lolatwist Pretty

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Theatre Royal Brighton, 18 22 October, £vary, 7.45pm 08448 717 650, www.ambassadortickets.com Audiences are in for a treat this autumn when that master of wit, Roger McGough, dips his magic quill, adapting Molière’s sublime comedy Tartuffe. Directed by Gemma Bodinetz and originally presented to massive critical and public acclaim in Liverpool.

OMID DJALILI: TOUR OF DUTY

Pavilion Theatre, Worthing, 27 October, £19, 8pm, 01903 206 206, www.worthingtheatres.co.uk Multi-award winning stand-up, television and movie star, Omid Djalili is back on tour with his brand new comedy show.

EAST 17

Concorde 2, 31 August, £12, 7.30pm, 01273 673311, www.concorde2.co.uk East 17 – Take That’s rival band from the ’90s – are back, minus Brian but with new member Blair Dreelan on board. Hold onto your hats girls and jump around to classics including ‘Deep’.

MARK THOMAS: EXTREME RAMBLING (WALKING THE WALL)

Theatre Royal Brighton, 11 September, £tbc, 7.30pm 08448 717 650, www.ambassadortickets.com Following his sell-out nationwide show The Manifesto, award-winning comedian and activist Mark Thomas returns with his brand new show: Extreme Rambling: Walking The Wall. Never one to take the easy option, Mark decided to go rambling in the Middle East and walked the entire length of the Israeli Separation Barrier crossing

DURAN DURAN

Brighton Centre, 30 November, £55/45/35, 6pm, 0844 847 1515, www.brightoncentre.co.uk The mega band has announced new dates for its stadium tour, kicking the whole thing off at the Brighton Centre.

Well, it was a short but sweet reign at the top of the chart for Maria McAteer and her band Her Night At Noon, whose smoky sounding melancholic jazz number ‘Drink The Pain Away’ drops down to this week’s number two. Leapfrogging from last week’s number two position with ‘Satin Doll’, pop singer-songwriter Panos Christofi regains the top spot with his multiple chart-topper as Maria McAteer’s name crops up again at three with ‘Take The Blame’.

Completing this week’s rundown are catchy indie popsters Moonlighter at four with ‘Every Time I Fall’ and the moody electro of Champion Fever’s ‘Dragons’ taking number five.

11 Zoe Konez When The Snow Came 12 Fresh Like Dexie Tifa Lockhart 13 Roger Tabry Right Here Waiting (Accapella Mix) 14 Jaybee The Sweetest Lie 15 Atom Grad Hotel Vitrine (Remix) 16 Tiny Dragons Anthem For The Dark and Handsome 17 Chemical Smile Anti-Manifesto 18 Chaos Borne The Moment 19 EndoftheSpectrum Ashes 20 Rubber Johnny Tyman Dance SUBM YOURIT MUSIC & videos

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L7 Previews STAGE: HOME GAME

Brighton ’Til I Die! by Paul Hodson and Dave Blake at Theatre Royal Brighton

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righton ’Til I Die! is the fast, hilarious and emotional drama that follows Albion fans Southy and Gerbil as they grow up, grow apart, and later reunite through their passion for the club.

Along the way they try to introduce school friend Susan to the joys of football, and later to the joys of matrimony when she weds Southy, and succeed in turning Gerbil’s mum Anna into an ardent supporter.

Southy and Gerbil, aided by the mysterious music-hall turn ‘Mr Albion’, take the audience on a rollercoaster ride through Albion memories: from humble beginnings to First Division glory, from Cup Final to the end of the Goldstone, Hereford, Gillingham, Withdean, promotion and on, heads held high, to Falmer and the future.

When first performed in 2001, the club were homeless and renting a running track in Withdean after the Goldstone Ground had been legally, but deviously, sold. The play, created by Paul Hodson and Dave Blake, celebrated the club’s centenary – one hundred years of a club that only just survived, thanks to the footballing community in Brighton and beyond uniting to save the Albion. The play ended with a passionate plea for a new stadium.

Ten years on, that new stadium is about to open and the play is back – for three performances only – revived, refreshed and ready to celebrate the story of Brighton and Hove Albion and its supporters.

Every performance of Brighton ’Til I Die! in 2001 ended in a standing ovation, and the rare sight of a theatre full of grown men wiping tears from their eyes.

The secret of the play’s success is its accessibility, not just to football fans but to their family and friends as well. Alongside the club’s history, it also explores football culture and community – in an extremely funny and insightful manner.

That insight comes from the personal experience and knowledge of the writers, cast members and producers – all of whom are football fans and most of whom are Brighton and Hove Albion season ticket holders.

Theatre Royal Brighton, 27 July 8.30pm, 28 July 6pm & 8.30pm, £10–£21 Age recommendation: 12+ (16 yrs & under £10 per ticket Thurs 28 6pm) www.ambassadortickets.com/brighton 0844 871 7650 (bkg fee) Groups Hotline 0844 871 7617 follow me on twitter

STAGE: TWELFTH NIGHT Many companies offer open-air Shakespeare. But only Illyria has won four international awards for performing Shakespeare. In its 20th year, Illyria returns to one of the greatest of all English comedies.

Following a shipwreck, Viola is washed ashore in Illyria, a country where everything is illogical, delirious, and completely topsy turvy. It could all end in tears – even if most of them are of laughter.

Illyria presents an evening of romance, music and sheer and utter joy – bring a blanket and picnic and settle down for some summer fun!

The Hawth, Crawley, 28 June, £12 (discounts: £9). Family of four: £32 tickets.hawth.co.uk, 01293 553636

A group of ordinary women do something extraordinary and spark a global phenomenon when they persuade one another to pose for a charity calendar with a difference!

Based on an inspiring true story, Calendar Girls is quirky, poignant and hilarious.

Congress Theatre Carlisle Road, Eastbourne 27 June–2 July 01323 412000, www.eastbournetheatres.co.uk CLUBS: SABOTAGE Brighton’s newest nostalgia rock, nu metal, punk and emo clubnight.

Come dressed in your favourite rock ’n’ roll outfit for a night of scandalous fun. Teenage anthems, drunken flashbacks and cheap drinks.

Audio, 28 June, 11pm, £1–3

STAGE: CALENDAR GIRLS Following an award-winning West End run and a record breaking week in Eastbourne, Calendar Girls is back one last time starring Lesley Joseph as Miss October, Sue Holderness as Miss February, Ruth Madoc as Miss March, Kathryn Rooney as Miss September, Camilla Dallerup as Miss April, Helen Fraser as Miss January, Deena Payne as Miss July and Kacey Ainsworth as Miss November, with Kevin Sacre as Lawrence the photographer.

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LATEST PREVIEWS MUSIC&CLUBS 27 CLUBS: PARADISE CITY Get your motor running on your silver black phantom bike ’cos we’re heading to Venus and it's hot in the city tonight, so welcome to the jungle. Resident DJs play classic rock and pop.

Green Door Store, 30 June, 11pm–3am, free CLUBS: RETURN TO THE ROOTS: A CELEBRATION OF THE LEGENDARY BRIGHTON CLUB SESSION With a block-rocking mix of funk, jazz, soul, afro, latin, brazil and boogie. Featuring DJ Russ Dewbury plus special live DJ guests drawn from a 24 year history. The Jazz Rooms musical formula is all here.

Komedia, 1 July, 11pm–3am, £7/6 Russ Dewbury

MUSIC: VETIVER The new Vetiver album, The Errant Charm, is a soundtrack for an afternoon idyll, as is all their stuff really. These guys are chilled to the max, taking their cue form early ’70s acoustic soft rockers such as America and Atom Heart Mother-era Pink Floyd, although there are twisted little effects going on here and there; like a hazy dream that can’t quite find its frequency... Formerly on the Brighton Fat Cat label this is their second album for Seattle’s Sub Pop. Komedia, 28 June, 7.30pm, £12

Vetiver

Munich

MUSIC: MUNICH + MOVE ON'S + HOLLAND Atmospheric and anthemic sounds from this Brighton five piece who have just released their debut single ‘All Sussed Out’, an urgent slice of classic Brit indie rock. It's backed by their version of Roy Orbison's ‘I Drove All Night’, included on the Under The Covers compilation to mark its 75th birthday. This New Music Showcase is the first in a new series of nights brought to you by Juice FM. Green Door Store, 29 June, 8pm, £3

Villagers

MUSIC: VILLAGERS The band have recently won an Ivor Novello Award in the category Best Song Musically and Lyrically for ‘Becoming A Jackal’ from Villagers’ debut album of the same title.

Having recently supported Elbow on tour and appeared at Brighton's Great Escape, Conor O'Brien and band's highly literate and compelling outpourings have also seen them nominate for the prestigious Mercury Music Prize last year.

Komedia, 2 July, 7.30pm, £11

MUSIC: CYNDI LAUPER Girls Just Wanna Get The Blues

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ack in the early ’80s it was Girls Just Wanna Have Fun. And now, having enjoyed a career that has traversed the highways and byways of pop stardom, this enduring singer reveals her love of the blues via Memphis Blues, an album which became a critical and popular success, becoming Billboard’s number one blues album for 2010. “I’ve been a fan since I was a kid. I remember reading an article where Keith Richards was talking about Muddy Waters and Robert Johnson and how much their music influenced what the Stones were doing so I went back and checked them out. Then through those artists I discovered Big Momma Thornton and Big Maybelle and was just hooked,” says Cyndi, who is now 57 but whose legacy is being transmitted through modern day artists like Lady Gaga. “I was a big influence on her. We got together, splashed a lot of lipstick, raised a lot of money,” she says of their appearance together last year as part of the Viva Glam campaign, intended to raise HIV/AIDS awareness, something which she has been very pro-active about over the years.

Although Lauper was a big pop star back in the ’80s, scoring seven top ten hits in the US with songs such as Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, Time After Time and I Drove All Night, working with the likes of BB King, Ann Peebles, Allen Toussaint and Charlie Musslewhite on Memphis Blues was a humbling experience. “It was an honour. I felt a bit like that cartoon character Kung Fu Panda – ‘I’m not worthy’. I had to leave the studio a few times just to catch my breath and stop myself from crying”.

Performing classic blues songs written by the likes of Muddy Waters, Big Bill Broonzy, Albert King and Robert Johnson, Lauper’s vocals (her helium like vocals of the past have been replaced by something altogether more earthy and majestic befitting her years) match the immaculate and inventive playing of some of the finest blues players on Planet Earth, the result being an album that somehow resuscitates a genre that has over time been done and done again... “I chose songs that told a story and I also wanted to find blues songs that were uplifting because for me the blues is uplifting: it’s about perseverance and strength, ” says Lauper. And of course, the old blues with its heavy innuendo and double-meanings, is perfect fodder for the girl who has been a champion of human rights throughout her career. “What’s great about the blues was lyrically they were talking about all kinds of taboo things. In that way blues artists were very brave. Sometimes, they just hid the meaning by talking about a bad woman or a bad romantic relationship when they were really talking about injustice being done to them in the workplace and by society. Blues is deep!”

More of a star in the US than here in the UK, she’ll be fronting her own reality show next year which previously had the working title of Cyndi Lauper Can’t Say No! “The working title is It’s Hard To Be Me, cause you know what,” she says smiling,“it is!”

Cyndi Lauper, Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 28 June, £33.50/30 + booking fee follow me on twitter

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COMEDY: SHOREHAM SHENANIGANS The Ropetackle Arts Centre plays host to some fantastic shows previewing on their way up to Edinburgh

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ast Sussex surely benefits all over for having such a fantastic reputation as a comedy audience. Ask any circuit comic gigging in the south east and they’ll say how much they enjoy playing to our comedy-intelligent audiences, making us a preferred port of call on any preview circuit in readiness for the Edinburgh Festival and Fringe.

The Ropetackle Arts Centre in Shoreham will be reaping these rewards all through July thanks to their brilliant programme of previews coming up, kicking off with the doubleheader of Seann Walsh and Josh Widdicombe on Sunday 3 July (£8), and coming to a very satisfactory close with Dave Gorman’s PowerPoint Demonstration on Tuesday 26 and Wednesday 27 July (£15).

Ropetackle spokesman Ben Parker said: “This is, without a shadow of a doubt, our best Edinburgh Preview season yet with six shows, each featuring two completely different previews. It’s a real honour to host these comedians – we feel a little like the cat that’s got the cream!” Other delights popping up over the month include Brighton’s The Noise Next Door playing a double bill with the effervescent Patrick Monaghan (10 July, £10) – both packed with enough energy and fun fit to burst, along with club night Jigsaw from Jimmy McGhie, featuring the talents of Dan Antopolski, Tom Craine and Nat Luurtsema all set to make a big impression on the Scottish capital in August.

The Ropetackle Arts Centre has really stepped to the fore in recent years and just keeps gaining momentum in booking fantastic comedy acts (as well as some pretty nifty musical ones too). Well worth adding this growing venue’s web address to your bookmarks for regular checking.

You wouldn’t want to miss out on the comedy treats.

Ropetackle Arts Centre, Shoreham-by-Sea, 01273 464440, www.ropetacklecentre.co.uk, Edinburgh previews running throughout July. follow me on twitter

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COMEDY: ROSS NOBLE AND FRIENDS: LAUGHS IN THE PARK WARM UP Laughs In The Park in St Albans is going to be mega, with Ross Noble, Eddie Izzard and Tommy Tiernan triple headlining the event on the penultimate weekend in July. In readiness for the outdoor event Mr Ross Noble is coming to Komedia for a warm up set. Beg, borrow or steal these tickets. 15+ event.

Komedia, 4 July, 8pm, £15 COMEDY: PAUL SINHA – LOOKING AT THE STARS A chance to catch the star of Radio 4 and 5 Live as he delivers his heady mix of articulate anecdotes and topical wit to our absolute delight.

Competitive quizzer, cricket afficionado, medical doctor and with the odd view of sexual politics and far right extremism. Here is an intelligent and highly engaging comic treat of an Edinburgh preview.

Caroline Of Brunswick, 30 June, 9.30pm, £5 COMEDY: DAN ANTOPOLSKI EDINBURGH PREVIEW Three time Perrier-nominated and with a nifty and very popular rap about a snack of the breaded variety (look up Sandwich rap on YouTube), this charismatic and friendly comedian is a delight every time he comes to town.

Upstairs At Three And Ten, 29 June, 8pm, £8/6 EVENTS: MARY ME WEDDING FAIR Pamper Me! is a new type of event aimed at brides and their friends, hens and of course their mums! It's a chance to touch, taste, feel and try lots of exciting things. Sample wedding cake, mini treatments and there will also be the opportunity to

Marry Me Wedding Fair

get a free hair or makeup consultation and view all bridal fashion close at hand.

Barcelo Old Ship Hotel, 30 June, 6pm–9pm, £2 EVENTS: PADDLE ROUND THE PIER 2011 Paddle Round The Pier is Europe's largest annual free beach festival.

With sea, land and air sport demonstrations and exhibitions, retail stalls and live music performances. This is a annual and charitable run festival, and this year all proceeds and donations will be split equally between The RNLI, The Teenage Cancer Trust and Surf Relief.

Hove Lawns, 2 & 3 July, 9am–8pm both days, free EVENTS: LUCHA FUTURE Event bursting with heroism and villainy, masked athleticism, virtuosity and the uniquely Mexican high-flying take on free wrestling – Lucha Libre. Fifteen luchadors featuring the leader of the evil rudos Blue Demon Jr, El Paso’s favourite lip-locking, exotico wrestler Cassandro and the acrobatic Magno as well a further dirty dozen, younger, harder, faster gravity beaters, with live music from Nortec Collective and the promise of apocalyptic action.

Brighton Dome, 1–2 July, 7.45pm, £12.50–£32.50

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FILM: TRANSFORMERS: DARK OF THE MOON 3D (12A) Director: Michael Bay

W ART: COLLABORATIVE ART MURAL Local artist Kelly Sweeney has been working with three local schools – Hove Park, Blatchington Mill and Hangleton Junior – on a collaborative art mural project inspired by Brighton's graffiti in the Laines. The project aims to promote self esteem and social interaction.

Collaborative Art Mural, Jubilee Library, Jubilee Street, 01273 290800. Until 30 June.

ART: CATHERINE YASS This photographer and film-maker, who was shortlisted for the Turner Prize in 2002, has been commissioned to make a film about the Royal Sovereign Lighthouse, which is situated five miles out to sea from the Pavilion, and attempts to reflect the seemingly hazardous nature of the structure. Two other films are included here as well as two recent series of lightboxes;

Sleep is a series of 10, and explores the places the mind goes to while daydreaming or sleeping, while Decommissioned, a series of five, is set in the empty space of a car showroom due for demolition.

Catherine Yass, De La Warr Pavilion, Bexhill On Sea, 01424 229111, until 4 September FILM: LARRY CROWNE (12A) Dir: Tom Hanks The gentle dramatic comedy to hit the zeitgeist of the moment Stateside, Tom Hanks plays Larry Crowne – a good-natured man who has been downsized. Struggling to pay his mortgage and find his way, he enrols in his local college to make a fresh start and finds himself a part of a colourful outcast community. Julia Roberts co-stars as that special member of staff.

Released 1 July Showing at Odeon and Cineworld

For full details of film times: www.odeon.co.uk www.picturehouses.co.uk www.cineworld.co.uk www.worthingtheatres.co.uk

ho wants bangs?

Who wants massive skirmishes? Who loves a good bit of dialogue just begging to be the response when you press a button on a piece of merchandise coming to a toy shop near you?

Alright, so it’s not clever or necessarily that witty, but it definitely is big and likely to knock your socks off into next Tuesday pretty darn fast. And don’t be surprised if all of the action figures are on your birthday wish list by the end of the film.

Speaking of which, here’s the story – the moon landing in the ’60s discovered more than the powers that be let on but now news of the hidden Cybertronian spacecraft has come to both the Autobots and the Decepticons.

The race is on! Whoever reaches it first could find the answer to turning the tide in the Transformers’ final battle. So exciting! Of course Shia LeBeouf is on hand too, to help his bestest metal pals, ably abetted by Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Tyrese Gibson, and surprisingly John Malkovich. We humans are useful to have on hand sometimes. You know, to help fight, show cunning, and buy toys. Fab. Released 29 June Showing at Odeon and Cineworld Read our interview with star Rosie Huntington-Whiteley p14.

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superlungs + fresh like dexie + annaca + silver foxes + brand new start

julia fitness

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as a brighton based singer songwriter julia’s music is personally expressive, exploring the yearnings and celebrations of the soul 7.30pm £3

songwriters in the round – volume 3

fri july 1

featuring: james elder, dan powell and mark wright all three artists will perform together on stage taking turns to sing their songs in a relaxed acoustic setting.

7.00pm £5

jonathan powell + siôn russell jones

cafe bar jonathan’s music has already won him fans at places as diverse as bbc6, q radio and the sun with his second album the flight & other stories.

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bark like a dog blues jam musicians of all levels welcome to come and join in for an open blues jam 7.00pm £free

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STARS | TV

STARS With Val Aviv

HARIES {Mar 21–Apr 20}

This week can potentially have a long term impact on the way you relate to significant partners and indeed, your career. But it all starts at home. Take the opportunity to make a fresh start with a relative and it will bring the synchronicity back.

HTAURUS {Apr 21–May 21}

When opportunity arises, do you grab it with open arms or do you spend a long time procrastinating? Opportunity is yours to make the most of but you have the influence to actually make fortune come your way by having faith in your ideas.

HGEMINI {May 22–June 21}

A much welcome ego boost has arrived. This is the start of a more productive phase and a greater command of your expression can help to eliminate your frustration. If you use that assertive gusto wisely while avoiding high risk, your finances could improve as a direct result.

HCANCER {June 22–July 22}

Walk away from previous shortcomings and start moving towards a positive future. This may require some bravery on your part as you take a step into the unknown. Say goodbye to a previous way of relating to people and discover a talent for relating better than ever!

HLEO {July 23–Aug 22}

It has been an eventful and memorable year; you are soon to enter into a new growth phase. Allow yourself time for introspection and retreat in order to preserve strength.

Are your dreams trying to tell you something?

HVIRGO {Aug 23–Sep 22}

Finding time for yourself could be a whole lot more fun than you give credit. You’re often busy organising the more practical aspects of life, but you need to make more room for your imagination to find expression and a means of escape.

HLIBRA {Sep 23–Oct 22}

The new moon brings career opportunity which comes masked as a challenging confrontation with your own limitations. Being pragmatic has its place and its purpose; sometimes you just have to dream and believe the best is what is meant for you.

HSCORPIO {Oct 23–Nov 21}

The way we think seems to be the single biggest determining factor to the quality of our lives. Occasionally we get stuck in thought processes which become detrimental. A revelation is coming to you, change your thoughts and your world will begin to follow suit.

HSAGITTARIUS {Nov 22–Dec 20}

The universe is insisting that you take the plunge into a deeper area of life. You may have to re-assess a lot of your previous conceptions and face hidden fears. Ultimately, that which you face will cease to trouble you.

HCAPRICORN {Dec 21–Jan 19}

A partner’s feelings may stir up some deep feelings. Seek that which is balanced and fair in matters of the heart. Remember who it is that you wish to be and be that today to become that tomorrow. Work alone as you’re very self-directed now.

HAQUARIUS {Jan 20–Feb 19}

There’s one social butterfly that’s really making an impact, and that light moocher is you. Although you may be the cat who’s getting all the cream, health and routine habbits are under the spotlight. A fresh slate is being offered to you, so take it.

HPISCES {Feb 20–Mar 20}

Are you getting into the spirit of things yet? A new vibe promises to take your life to a new level of fun. Old friends, family or those you really care about will be best people to bounce off as you need to start enjoying yourself in earnest.

Val Aviv is the presenter for Brighton Lights on Latest TV www.thelatest.tv For more astrological insights and monthly horoscopes visit www.valaviv.com or for a personal astrological reading contact Val Aviv at: astrology@valaviv.com

L7 TV Your weekly TV guide 828 JUNE – 4 JULY Hilfiger and the general workings and multi-layers of the perfume industry. And while you’re at it you might like to buy either the latest Hilfiger scent or Guerlain’s foray into a more youthful market as we reckon both of these are rather good. Sorry – did I With Victoria Nangle sound too much like an advert? I thought they didn’t have those on the BBC. My mistake.

Alright, so apart from the massive advert for two perfume houses this is very informative. It just seems a little narrow. Only focusing on the commercial industry when allowed to make a programme that could encompass an entire human sense seems a little indicative of the triumph of business over sensation. Maybe I’m just an old hippie (and that’s not a debate I wish to open up) brand new BBC4 series called Perfume but I’d like more. promised so much to me. Having read the At the same time, these are broad strokes over a book by Patrick Süskind of the same name specialised industry. With some pretty unique maybe my expectations were set too high, after all footage of the patriarch of Guerlain – it would be quite something to have a visual septuagenarian Jean-Paul Guerlain, grandson of programme all about the many diverse stimulants the founder of the great company – prior to his that can heighten and prod the sudden resignation in the wake sense of smell. It does hint at of a racist slur last October, that as each city is set with the “Sorry – did I there could have been an entire narrator describing what Paris on just that company and sound too much like hour or New York smells like, the its transition from one master various contributing factors rooted in the 19th an advert? I thought perfumer that trigger our own memories century, to another in the now. and places. But that’s about it Perhaps there’ll be a greater they didn’t have on the diversity. expansion in future episodes.

This appears to be chiefly those on the BBC” Or even a narrowing down. A about the massive international whittling one way or the other perfume industry. Suddenly of the focus to feel the rewards getting the feeling that BBC has taken upon itself to of such a remarkable concept. Maybe a scratch and be the substitute teacher of all manner of YTS sniff insert in the Radio Times for the last episode. I schemes. Hmm. Well made documentaries doubt it though. By the same token that makes this concerning contemporary workplaces, be they about the commercial aspect of smell, this will not council housing, the music industry or even be able to upset its contributors by being critical, parenting (see The World’s Strictest Parents for or be able to afford the extra budget of such some heavy hints as to how to knock your teens indulgences. We live in certain times that for now into line) are becoming a bit de rigour for nightseem likely to direct editorial content of such time viewing. Tonight, don’t like your job? Here’s delightful ideas. some info as to how to get into another one, along Perfume, BBC4, Tuesday 28 June with an impression of the talents you must posess, follow me on twitter latestvicky what is required for a professional pitch to Tommy

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tuesday 28 Animal Kingdom ITV1, 7.30pm This nature series follows British vet Steve Leonard as he heads to Namibia’s Erindi Game Reserve.

This episode’s got a bit of a maternal theme as Steve gets on the wrong side of a protective mummy elephant and meets two hyenas, who are left struggling after their entire pack has been killed by dastardly lions.

Luther BBC1, 9pm Idris Elba returns as DCI John Luther in this acclaimed psychological crime series. In this episode, a rapidly escalating glut of murders prompt Luther’s feelings for Jenny to grow.

Playing the enigmatic sleuth, it’s good to see the great Elba witha decent role after Hollywood’s lame post-Wire offerings.

Family Guy BBC3, 11pm Yeah, we know we always mention Family Guy and there is a load of other great adult animation to mention, but come on: tonight’s first episode is that landmark episode where Stewie finally seems to achieve his life’s goal, simply titled Stewie Kills Lois. Perfect too-lazy-to-put-theDVD-in late night television.

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6.00am-9.10am Children’s television 9.10 Guess With Jess 9.25 Nina And The Neurons: In The Lab 9.40 Big Cook Little Cook 10.00 Spirit Of Wimbledon 10.30 Yesterday At Wimbledon 11.30 The Daily Politics 12.00pm Wimbledon 2011 3.25 Prank Patrol Down Under 3.50 Deadly Art 4.05 Escape From Scorpion Island 4.30 Blue Peter 5.00 Newsround 5.20 Copycats 5.50 Wimbledon 2011 8.00 Today At Wimbledon John Inverdale rounds up all the action from the women’s quarter-finals, and debates the day’s talking points with an expert guest.

9.00 Three Men Go To Venice The trio of Rory McGrath, Griff Rhys Jones and Dara O Briain head to the Adriatic, travelling up the Dalmatian coast to Venice. They’ve been entered into a Gondola Race on the Grand Canal in front of thousands of tourists. A little different to your standard romantic Venice trip, then.

10.00 Lead Balloon Professional grump Jack Dee, as failing comedian Rick Spleen, reluctantly agrees to teach a stand-up comedy workshop in Belford Prison. But this turns out to be one of Rick’s worst gigs: he is taken hostage, trapped in the prison library by a knife-wielding prisoner.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Jeremy Paxman.

11.20 Top Gear Clarkson celebrates the 50th birthday of the Jaguar Etype by driving a modern, half a million pound interpretation of this classic sports car before putting on a typically low key birthday party involving live music, classic fighter planes and a group of Royal Marines.

12.20am The Tudors Historical romp. Henry is angered by the actions of Emperor Charles 1.15 BBC News

6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 1 1.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 60 Minute Makeover 3.00 Secret Dealers 4.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 Dinner Date

6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Freshly Squeezed 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Frasier 8.25 Frasier 8.55 Friends 9.25 Back To You 9.55 Relocation, Relocation 10.55 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Kirstie’s Homemade Home 1.05 River Cottage Bites 1.15 River Cottage Bites 1.25 FILM: Destination Gobi (1953) 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons Mr Burns hires Homer to be his ‘prank monkey’.

6.30 Hollyoaks Amy is released on bail, but Ste and Lee make matters worse when they take things into their own hands..

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv Brief documentaries on religious and ethical issues.

8.00 4 Rooms Members of the public pit their wits against top dealers in art, antiques and collectibles.

9.00 The Fairy Jobmother Hayley Taylor gently patronises Britain’s unemployed. Hayley visits Southendon-Sea, where the number of jobless women is at a 20-year high.

10.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay heads to America to rescue failing restaurants. Gordon visits the familyrun Spanish Pavilion in New Jersey.

11.05 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Guests include Elle MacPherson, Bruce Forsyth, Louis Walsh, girl-band Wonderland and The Kaiser Chiefs.

12.10am PokerStars.co.uk European Poker Tour High-stakes tournament action. 1.05 Mobil 1 The Grid. 1.30 The Cooper Tyres British Formula 3 International Series. 2.00 KOTV Boxing Weekly International boxing action. 2.25 Catching The Impossible. 3.20 Nokia Windsor Triathlon. 4.15 Scrapheap Challenge.

5.10 Man On Earth With Tony Robinson.

6.00am-8.40 Hana’s Helpline 8.50 The WotWots 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Wright Stuff Extra With Gabby Logan 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Ice Road Truckers 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Law And Order 3.15 FILM: A View From Here (2009) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (x3) 9.00 The Sky Sports Years 10.00 Elite League Speedway 12.00pm Haye V Valuev: WBA Heavyweight Title 12.30 LIVE ODI Cricket 9.30 Klitschko V Peter 2010 10.00 The Sky Sports Years 11.00 Time Of Our Lives 12.00am Klitschko V Peter 2010 12.30 ODI Cricket 2.30 The Sky Sports Years 3.30 Football Asia 4.00 ODI Cricket

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today .

7.00 The One Show Matt Baker and Alex Jones do their usual early evening current affairs thang.

7.30 EastEnders Tyler’s lively antics bring chaos to the Vic, while Michael’s renewed anxiety about his family manifests itself in an unexpected way. Ronnie is left unsettled by Jack’s methods to save her from a custodial sentence, and Shirley plays dirty in order to rid herself of Rainie. Janine receives evidence that she hopes will prove her innocence over Lydia’s death.

8.00 Holby City Medical drama series. Hanssen ponders whether to save Darwin and Sahira’s job with it.

9.00 Luther See highlights.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Imagine... The Man Who Forgot How To Read And Other Stories Alan Yentob meets clinical neurologist and author Dr Oliver Sacks. Examining some fascinating and bizarre cases of patients who have lost the ability to read.

11.35 The Scheme Documentary series following six families all living in a Kilmarnock housing scheme.

12.25am Weatherview 12.30 Sign Zone: The Country House Revealed. 1.30 Sign Zone: Britain’s Secret Seas. 2.30 Sign Zone: Fake Britain. 3.15 BBC News

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Chas has some unwelcome news for Nikhil. Moira is surprised to learn Adam has dumped Mia. Pollard’s secret plan is busted.

7.30 Animal Kingdom See highlights 8.00 Countrywise Today Paul Heiney and the team are in Wales, where they head for the breathtaking Brecon Beacons National Park. Paul meets two sisters said to be the oldest twins in the world and says goodbye to Clive the water vole as he is released into the wild. Bye, Clive.

9.00 Baby Hospital Part of the Extraordinary Families season.

Concluding episode of the documentary series following patients, families and staff at the Neonatal Unit at Liverpool Women’s Hospital. This edition focuses on extremely premature babies.

10.00 ITV News At Ten & Weather 10.35 FILM: The Bodyguard (1992) Starring Kevin Costner and Whitney Houston. Whitney’s acting debut sees her as a pop superstar who falls in love with her bodyguard, possibly due to post-traumatic stress disorder.

12.55am The Zone ITV1’s place to shop and play. 3.00 Crossing Jordan Crime drama series about a Boston medical examiner. 3.45 ITV Nightscreen Text-based information service. 5.30 ITV Morning News

6.00 Home And Away Roo tries to reason with an emotional Marilyn.

6.25 OK! TV Kate Walsh and Matt Johnson present celebrity gossip.

7.00 5 News At 7 7.30 How Do They Do It? In this instalment, explosives experts attempt to successfully sink a huge out-of-service warship.

8.00 Submarine School Documentary series following elite submariners as they undergo gruelling training.

9.00 CSI: All-Time Top 10 Grissom and the team investigate the murder of a woman on a high-school campus.

10.00 CSI: All-Time Top 10 The investigators are called to examine a body found lying in a ditch. However, the murder is not all that it seems.

Special guest star Dita Von Teese.

11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Grissom finds it difficult to control his emotions when he investigates the alleged kidnapping of a baby from a wealthy Las Vegas family.

12.00am Five VOD Cricket: England V Sri Lanka ODI Mark Nicholas presents the action from the one-day international match. 1.00 SuperCasino Live. 3.55 Meals In Moments 4.05 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 4.55 Rough Guide To Bang For Your Buck 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 House Doctor

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Kings Of The Surf 7.00 WWE Afterburn 8.00 Cricket: Friends Life T20 9.00 Women’s International Twenty20 10.00 Haye V Valuev: WBA Heavyweight Title 10.30 European Tour Golf 11.30 PGA Tour Golf 12.30pm Shell’s Wonderful World Of Golf 1.55 Extra Time 2.25 Haye V Valuev: WBA Heavyweight Title 2.55 LIVE Test Cricket 10.00 Poker 12.00am European Seniors Tour Golf 1.00 European Tour Golf 2.00 Sports Unlimited 3.00 Cycling 3.30 Cycling 4.00 Cycling Sports World

Sky Sports 3 7.00am Haye V Valuev: WBA Heavyweight Title 7.30 Extra Time 8.00 Modern Pentathlon: World Cup 2011 (x2) 10.00 NASCAR 11.00 Powerboating 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Boots ‘n’ All - The Tries 1.00 NASCAR 2.00 The Sky Sports Years 3.00 International Bowls 5.00 WWE Smackdown 7.00 Klitschko V Peter 2010 7.30 LIVE Greyhound Racing 10.00 Golfing World 11.00 World Cup Of Pool 12.00am Football Asia 12.30 Cycling (x2) 1.30 Cycling Sports World 2.00 International Bowls

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2.00pm Verminators 3.00 Dog Squad (x2) 4.00 Oops TV 4.30 Futurama 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama 6.00 The Middle 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Road Wars 9.00 David Haye Vs Ricky Gervais, Justin Bieber And Dizzee Rascal 10.00 FILM: Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) 12.40am An Idiot Abroad

7.00pm Beyonce And Cee Lo Green @ Glastonbury 9.00 Thailand: Tourism And The Truth - Stacey Dooley Investigates 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Angry Boys 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 Mongrels 12.15am Thailand: Tourism And The Truth - Stacey Dooley Investigates 1.15 Angry Boys

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Art Deco Icons 8.00 Agony & Ecstasy: A Year With English National Ballet 9.00 Perfume 10.00 Glamour’s Golden Age 11.00 Feasts 12.00am Perfume 1.00 Agony & Ecstasy: A Year With English National Ballet 2.00 Glamour’s Golden Age 3.00 Perfume

12.00pm Coronation Street (x2) 1.00 Emmerdale 1.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.40 The Real Housewives Of Orange County 4.40 Loose Women 5.40 Judge Judy (x2) 6.45 Take Me Out 8.00 Peter Andre: The Next Chapter 9.00 America’s Got Talent: Boot Camp 1 11.00 FILM: Inside Man (2006) 1.30am Emmerdale

10.45am Agatha Christie’s Poirot 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 Monarch Of The Glen 3.05 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman 4.05 Daily Cooks Challenge 5.05 Goodnight Sweetheart 5.40 Heartbeat 6.45 Monarch Of The Glen 7.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 The Fattest Man In Britain 11.00 Hornblower 1.05am Numb3rs

1.10pm Smallville 2.00 Hollyoaks 2.30 Gilmore Girls 3.25 Glee 4.25 Friends (x3) 6.00 My Name Is Earl (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends (x3) 9.00 Smallville: Superman The Early Years 10.00 The Cleveland Show 10.30 The Ricky Gervais Show (x2) 11.35 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.30am How I Met Your Mother (x2)

3.05pm The Coach Trip 3.40 Location, Location, Location (x2) 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.45 Relocation, Relocation 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Come Dine With Me 10.00 True Stories: Sperm Donor Unknown 11.45 Come Dine With Me 12.50am Sperm Donor Unknown

11.00am The Spy In Black (1939) 12.40pm Out Of The Blue (1947) 2.25 Monte Carlo Or Bust (1969) 4.50 The Password Is Courage (1962) 7.05 Taxi (2004) 9.00 Transporter 3 (2008) 11.00 Once Upon A Time In The West (1968) 2.10am And When Did You Last See Your Father? (2007)

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wednesday 29 In With The Flynns BBC1, 8.30pm Taking the cosy BBC family sitcom baton from the departing My Family, Two Pints star Will Mellor plays Liam, handyman, husband and father to three handful kids. With Alan Partridge director Dominic Brigstocke at the helm and Warren Clarke bound to steal the show, this has a surprising amount going for it.

Pawn Stars Channel Five, 7.30pm From the looks of its Manhattan protagonists, you could assume this pawn shop (yeah, got the clever title, thanks) is some kind of Sopranos-style mafia front. It’s a different type of family business though, with patriarch Richard Harrison, his son Rick and grandson Corey turning up all kinds of weird, wonderful finds.

Agatha Christie’s Poirot ITV3, 12am The Adventure Of The Italian Nobleman: David Suchet’s fastidious Belgian detective is drawn into the dark underworld of London’s Little Italy when Captain Hastings (Hugh Fraser) gets more than he bargained for when looking for a new car. Like that other ITV3 staple, Sherlock Holmes, Poirot still cuts it.

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6.00am-9.10am Children’s television 9.10 Guess With Jess 9.25 Nina And The Neurons: In The Lab 9.40 Big Cook Little Cook 10.00 Spirit Of Wimbledon 10.30 Yesterday At Wimbledon 11.30 The Daily Politics 1.00pm Wimbledon 2011 3.25 Scoop 3.50 Deadly Art 4.05 Escape From Scorpion Island 4.30 Little Howard’s Big Question 5.00 Newsround 5.20 Copycats 5.50 Wimbledon 2011 8.00 Today At Wimbledon John Inverdale and guests review the action from the day’s men’s quarterfinals at the All England Club.

9.00 Afghanistan: The Battle For Helmand Mark Urban tells the inside story of Britain’s fight for Helmand, told with access to the generals and frontline troops who were there.

10.00 The Apprentice: You’re Fired Who will end up with the crumbs in a task to create a new brand of biscuit?

With comedian Bob Mortimer, Lord Sugar’s aide Karren Brady and food entrepreneur Perween Warsi.

10.30 Newsnight Paxo’s news cube.

11.35 Three Men Go To Venice This year’s Three Men in a Boat goes further than before. The trio of Rory McGrath, Griff Rhys Jones and Dara O Briain head to the Adriatic, travelling up the Dalmatian coast to Venice. They’ve been entered into a gondola race on the Grand Canal in front of thousands of tourists. The region has an amazing maritime history, so there are plenty of boats to sail, motor and row their way to one of the most beautiful cities in the world. The three men discover that travelling along the Adriatic out of season means that there are very few options to get to Venice by boat.

12.35am The Tudors Historical blood and bonking romp.

1.30 BBC News.

6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 60 Minute Makeover 3.00 Secret Dealers 4.00 Midsomer Murders

6.05am Sali Mali 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Freshly Squeezed 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Frasier 8.25 Frasier 8.55 Friends 9.25 Back To You 9.55 Relocation, Relocation 10.55 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Kirstie’s Homemade Home 1.05 River Cottage Bites 1.20 FILM: Dakota Incident (1956) 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons See highlights.

6.30 Hollyoaks Riley feels on top of the world at the awards ceremony.

7.00 Channel 4 News Including sport and weather.

7.55 4thought.tv Series of brief documentaries on religious and ethical issues.

8.00 Embarrassing Bodies: Live From The Clinic Dr Christian Jessen and Dr Dawn Harper showcase medical diagnosis as it happens.

9.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at the A&E department of King’s College Hospital over a 24-hour period 10.05 Desperate Housewives Susan is arrested after Paul informs the police of his suspicions that she has poisoned him.

11.05 8 Out Of 10 Cats Jimmy Carr presents an extended version of the topical comedy panel show.

11.50 Live From Abbey Road With Beady Eye and James Blake.

12.40am MUSIC ON 4: The Album Chart Show Spotlight Music programme. 12.55 MUSIC ON 4: 4Play. 1.10 Barclaycard Mercury Prize Sessions. 1.35 FILM: Thirteen Conversations About One Thing (2002) 3.20 Bob’s Burgers Animated comedy. 4.05 Hill Street Blues Police drama series. 4.55 Wogan’s Perfect Recall. 5.20 Countdown.

6.00am-8.40 Hana’s Helpline 8.50 The WotWots 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Wright Stuff Extra With Gabby Logan 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Ice Road Truckers 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Law And Order 3.15 FILM: Desperate Escape (2009) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (x3) 9.00 The Sky Sports Years 10.00 ODI Cricket 12.00pm Klitschko V Peter 2010 12.30 Football’s Greatest 1.00 The Sky Sports Years 2.00 ODI Cricket 4.00 NFL - Total Access 5.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 5.30 LIVE Twenty20 Cricket 9.00 The Sky Sports Years 10.00 Ringside 11.00 Time Of Our Lives 12.00am Ringside 1.00 Twenty20 Cricket 3.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 3.30 Football’s Greatest 4.00 Ringside 5.00 Time Of Our Lives

6.00 Home And Away Marilyn and Sid’s relationship becomes even more fraught when Marilyn discovers that her partner is confiding in Roo. 6.25 OK! TV Kate Walsh and Matt Johnson present celebrity gossip.

7.00 5 News At 7 National and international news.

7.30 Pawn Stars See highlights 8.00 Submarine School Documentary following submariners as they undergo gruelling training 9.00 NCIS Tony’s undercover mission ends when his car is blown up.

10.00 CSI: Miami The fifth season of the Miami forensics drama gets underway as Horatio and Delko arrive in Rio to hunt down the man who ordered Marisol’s murder.

11.00 Law And Order: Criminal Intent Crime drama series following the work of New York’s Major Case Squad. Detectives Logan and Barek handle the case of a woman’s body that fell out of an aeroplane wheel well into the sea.

11.55 Poker: Aussie Millions The richest poker tournament in the Southern Hemisphere, from Melbourne’s Crown Casino.

12.55am SuperCasino Live interactive gaming. 3.55 Meals In Moments. 4.05 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 4.55 County Secrets. 5.10 Wildlife SOS. 5.35 House Doctor: Looking at a vintage property in Hove.

6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Kings Of The Surf 7.00 WWE Vintage Collection 8.00 Klitschko V Peter 2010 8.30 Football’s Greatest 9.00 Kings Of The Surf 9.30 Football Asia 10.00 Klitschko V Peter 2010 10.30 PGA EuroPro Tour Golf 12.30pm European Challenge Tour Golf 1.30 European Seniors Tour Golf 2.25 Klitschko V Peter 2010 2.55 LIVE Test Cricket 10.00 Trans World Sport 11.00 Watersports World 12.00am Total Rugby 12.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 1.00 Football’s Greatest 1.30 Inside The PGA Tour 2.00 European Tour Weekly 2.30 PGA EuroPro Tour Golf 4.30 Champions Tour Golf 5.30 Close

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show Matt Baker and Alex Jones ponder current events with celebrity guests.

7.30 Waterloo Road Scout wrecks Chris’s community gardening project when her home life spirals out of control. Karen awaits the verdict on her appeal.

8.30 In With The Flynns See highlights.

9.00 The Apprentice Bitching young entrepeneurs, wacky tasks, crumplefaced sackings etc.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The National Lottery Wednesday Night Draws 10.45 Not Going Out Sitcom. Lee is horrified when he hears that Lucy is considering marriage to Pavlov, a mechanic from the old Eastern bloc.

11.15 FILM: Gone Baby Gone (2007) Starring Casey Affleck and Michelle Monaghan. Sombre thriller which follows the efforts of two young private detectives to locate a missing four-year-old girl.

1.00am Weatherview.

1.05 Sign Zone: Bang Goes The Theory. 1.35 Sign Zone: Animal 24:7.

2.20 Sign Zone: Saints And Scroungers. 2.50 Sign Zone: Great British Railway Journeys.

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6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Adam is mortified when Ella decides that it is time Declan knew the truth.

7.30 Poms In Paradise Documentary series following some of the British expats who are living in Australia’s Gold Coast.

8.00 Lewis When Lewis and Hathaway are called in to investigate the murder of a rising star on the Oxford theatrical circuit, they suspect the cast of his current play.

10.00 ITV News At Ten & Weather 10.35 Leah’s Dream Documentary telling the remarkable story of a child with a terminal illness. Leah Garfitt looks just like any other little girl, but her body holds a tragic secret. She was born with a cruel genetic disorder and is slowly going senile.

11.35 Baby Hospital Part of the Extraordinary Families season.

Concluding episode of the documentary series following patients, families and staff at the Neonatal Unit at Liverpool Women’s Hospital. This edition focuses on extremely premature babies.

12.35am The Zone ITV1’s place to shop and play. Including features from QVC and Challenge Jackpot.

2.35 FILM: Matchstick Men (2003) Offbeat crime comedy. 4.35 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Morning News

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Sky Sports 3 7.00am Cycling Sports World 8.00 Cycling 8.30 European Challenge Tour Golf 9.30 European Seniors Tour Golf 10.30 Cycling Sports World 11.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Sports Unlimited 1.00 Kings Of The Surf 2.00 Cycling 2.30 Cycling 3.00 WWE The Bottom Line 4.00 WWE Afterburn 5.00 National Indoor Bowls 6.00 Ringside 7.00 LIVE Winning Post 9.00 Boots ‘n’ All 10.00 Ultimate Challenge MMA 11.30 Asian Tour Golf Show 12.00am Golf: Challenge Series 2011 12.30 Poker 2.30 Ultimate Challenge MMA 4.00 Boots ‘n’ All 5.00 Close

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7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Pop’s Greatest Dance Crazes 9.00 FILM: The Rock (1996) 11.10 Family Guy (x2) 11.55 Kids Behind Bars 12.55am American Dad! (x6) 3.25 Pop’s Greatest Dance Crazes 4.25 Kids Behind Bars 5.30 Close

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 The Beauty Of Maps 8.00 Maps: Power, Plunder And Possession 9.00 Hotel Deluxe 10.00 Nurse Jackie 10.25 Liz Smith’s Summer Cruise 11.25 Wallander 12.50am Hotel Deluxe 1.50 Maps: Power, Plunder And Possession 2.50 Liz Smith’s Summer Cruise 5.30 Close

12.00pm Emmerdale 12.30 Nanny 911 1.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.40 The Real Housewives Of Orange County 4.40 Loose Women 5.40 Judge Judy (x3) 7.00 The Marriage Ref 8.00 America’s Got Talent: Boot Camp 2 9.00 Benidorm 10.00 FILM: Van Helsing (2004) 12.35am FILM: Three Kings (1999)

1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 Monarch Of The Glen 3.10 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman 4.05 Daily Cooks Challenge 5.05 Goodnight Sweetheart 5.45 Heartbeat 6.50 Monarch Of The Glen 7.55 Mr Bean (x2) 9.00 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories: Susan Boyle 10.00 A Touch Of Frost 12.00am Agatha Christie’s Poirot 1.05 Life

11.20am Wildfire 12.10pm Privileged 1.05 Smallville: Superman The Early Years 2.05 Hollyoaks 2.35 Gilmore Girls 3.35 Glee 4.30 Friends (x3) 6.00 My Name Is Earl (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends (x3) 9.00 FILM: Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986) 11.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 12.00am My Name Is Earl (x2)

3.40pm Location, Location, Location (x2) 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.45 Relocation, Relocation 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Time Team 10.00 Secrets Of The Stately Garden: A Time Team Special 11.05 FILM: The Godfather Part II (1974) 2.55am Come Dine With Me 3.55 Close

11.00am Can-Can (1960) 1.35pm That Touch Of Mink (1962) 3.35 Doctor Dolittle (1967) 6.25 Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World (2003) 9.00 Mission: Impossible III (2006) 11.20 Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995) 1.20am Les Enfants Du Siecle (1999) 4.00 Close

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thursday 30 Walking The Amazon Channel 5, 9pm This man is brilliant, a bit mad, or possibly both. Former British Army captain Ed Stafford last year became the first person to walk the entire length of the River Amazon. This two-parter follows him as he faces adversaries as varied as relentless bugs, dehydration and hungry caimans to hike across a continent.

FILM: Sophie Scholl Channel 4, 1.40am This Oscar-nominated World War II drama tells the true story of a young German girl who becomes a member of her country’s antiNazi resistance movement. Julia Jentsch plays the tragic, iconic figure who, along, with her brother, was sentenced to death after being interrogated for days by the infamous Gestapo.

Ideal BBC3, 10.30pm Graham Duff’s surreal dark sitcom about a small-time Salford cannabis dealer has quietly been edging its way toward being one of the best comedies on TV. With Johnny Vegas perfectly cast as the slobby Moz and an outlandish list of guest stars (including Rula Lenska, left), this seventh series further questions Moz’s sanity.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Crimewatch Roadshow 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Real Rescues 11.45 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Wimbledon 2011

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show Matt Baker and Alex Jones look thoughtful as ever.

7.30 EastEnders A conniving Michael manipulates Jack in order to spend time alone with Ronnie.

8.00 Planet Of The Apemen: Battle For Earth Series chronicling the unlikely survival of Homo Sapiens.

This episode is set 35,000 years ago and depicts Homo Sapiens’ encounter with Homo Neanderthalensis. As the ice caps retreated, the Neanderthal stronghold in Europe weakened, providing an opportunity to which modern humans owe their existence.

9.00 Traffic Cops In a crackdown on motorists breaking the highway code, the traffic cops in Bedfordshire target drivers using mobile phones, not wearing seat belts and those bearing illegal number plates.

10.00 BBC News At Ten. 10.25 South East Today.

10.35 Question Time The touring political ruckus, chaired

by David Dimbleby.

11.35 This Week A political review of the week presented by Andrew Neil, with Michael Portillo.

12.20am Holiday Weatherview.

12.25 Sign Zone: Surgery’s Dirty Secrets. 12.55 Sign Zone: Countryfile.

1.55 Sign Zone: Britain’s Next Big Thing. 2.55 Sign Zone: Fake Britain 3.40 BBC News

BBC2

6.00am-9.00am Children’s television 9.00 The Koala Brothers 9.10 Guess With Jess 9.25 Nina And The Neurons: In The Lab 9.40 Big Cook Little Cook 10.00 Spirit Of Wimbledon 10.30 Yesterday At Wimbledon 11.30 The Daily Politics 12.00pm Lifeline 12.10 Coast 12.30 Wimbledon 2011 3.25 Scoop 3.50 Deadly Art 4.05 Escape From Scorpion Island 4.30 Horrible Histories 5.00 Newsround 5.20 Copycats 5.50 Wimbledon 2011 8.00 Today At Wimbledon John Inverdale looks back at the day’s action at Wimbledon, where the women’s semi-finals took place.

9.00 History Cold Case Professor Sue Black and her team use forensic science to shed light on the past. For decades, experts have remained baffled by a jumble of human bones discovered in a unique series of caves on the North York Moors, known as the Windypits (snigger).

One discovery in particular stands out- a tangle of bones that might belong to a family from two thousand years ago. Genuinely fascinating.

10.00 Mock The Week Dara O’Briain, Hugh Dennis and Andy Parsons take a good pop at another week’s news with guests Alun Cochrane, Micky Flanagan, Milton Jones and Zoe Lyons.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Kirsty Wark.

11.20 Afghanistan: The Battle For Helmand Mark Urban tells the inside story of Britain’s fight for Helmand, told with unique access to the generals and frontline troops.

12.20am The Tudors Historical drama series. Britain faces a deadly epidemic. 1.15 BBC News.

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6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 60 Minute Makeover 3.00 Secret Dealers 4.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 Dinner Date

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Ella faces Declan’s wrath. Hazel breaks down. Cheery.

7.30 Helen Newlove Investigates: Tonight Four years after her husband Garry was murdered by a gang of drunken youths, Helen Newlove is on a mission to stamp out anti-social behaviour for good. Good luck to her.

8.00 Emmerdale Ella takes refuge with Jai. Alex is wise to Amy’s scheming. Alicia wants excitement.

8.30 Coronation Street Peter is stunned by Stella’s revelation. The fight for the Rovers proves too much for Becky. Police doubt Fiz’s innocence.

9.00 The Choir That Rocks Final part of the documentary series following the Rock Choir, a national amateur singing group.

10.00 ITV News At Ten & Weather 10.35 Piers Meets Elton: A Life Stories Special Rock legend Elton John talks to Piers Morgan about his incredible life in music. For some who went to last weekend’s Hove show, TV heaven. For others, it’s just a choice of who to hate more.

11.50 Odd One In Jason Manford and Peter Andre take on Ruth Langsford and Eamonn Holmes. Urgh.

12.35am The Zone ITV1’s place to shop and play. 2.40 Helen Newlove Investigates: Tonight 3.00 ITV Nightscreen.4.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show. 5.30 ITV Morning News

Channel 4

6.05am Sali Mali 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Freshly Squeezed 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Frasier 8.25 Frasier 8.55 Friends 9.25 Back To You 9.55 Relocation, Relocation 10.55 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Mary Portas: Secret Shopper 1.05 Superscrimpers: Waste Not Want Not 1.30 FILM: Murder At The Gallop (1963) 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons Featuring the guest voice of Edward Norton.

6.30 Hollyoaks Despite her protests, Mercedes is taken to hospital.

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv Brief documentaries on religious and ethical issues.

8.00 Help! My House Is Falling Down Engaged couple Mark and Gudren’s Victorian terrace is constructed from an early experimental concrete mix, which is now crumbling to dust. Sarah Beeney must somehow save their house.

9.00 Polar Bear: Inside Nature’s Giants Special The Inside Nature’s Giants team of experts join Inuit hunters and scientists studying these iconic creatures off Greenland’s coast.

10.20 The Sex Researchers This episode looks at men who stray from the marital bed. One researcher claims to have found a ‘cheating gene’, while another offers up even more radical evidence claiming that men have evolved to be unfaithful.

11.20 King Of... Claudia Winkleman meets Jessie Wallace and Stephen Mangan.

12.10am The Vue Film Show Edith Bowman looks at the week’s biggest movie releases. 12.40 New Look Style The Nation. 1.25 MUSIC ON 4: 4Play: Liam Bailey. 1.40 FILM: Sophie Scholl (2005) See highlights. 3.40 The Real Price Of Gold: Dispatches. 4.30 Hill Street Blues. 5.20 Countdown.

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6.00am-9.00am Children’s television 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Wright Stuff Extra With Gabby Logan 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Ice Road Truckers 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Law And Order 3.10 FILM: The Race To The Pole (1983) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Bianca begins to have doubts about her relationship with Heath.

6.25 OK! TV Kate Walsh and Matt Johnson jabber on about showbiz.

7.00 5 News At 7 7.30 How Do They Do It? Robert looks at the process of turning waste paper into glossy magazines, the world’s most powerful electric sports car and the Canadian airports capable of operating in sub-zero temperatures.

8.00 Eddie Stobart: Trucks And Trailers Documentary series lifting the lid on the world of the Eddie Stobart haulage company. Edward Stobart Jr gets behind the wheel of a truck for the first time.

9.00 Walking The Amazon See highlights 10.00 FILM: The Contract (2006) Starring John Cusack and Morgan Freeman. Tense thriller in which a grieving husband and his young son head into the woods for a peaceful hiking trip, only to stumble upon a dangerous contract killer.

11.55 Inside Hollywood Get your daily fix of the latest film and TV news from the USA. 12.10am SCXTRA Featuring news from the casino world. 12.35 SuperCasino. 3.55 Meals In Moments 4.05 Michaela’s Wild Challenge. 4.55 County Secrets. 5.10 Wildlife SOS. 5.35 House Doctor

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (x3) 9.00 European Tour Weekly 9.30 LIVE European Tour Golf 12.30pm Inside The PGA Tour 1.00 Ringside 2.00 Golf Challenge Series 2011 2.30 LIVE European Tour Golf 5.30 Football’s Greatest 6.00 Barclays Premier League World 6.30 Haye V Klitschko Countdown 7.00 LIVE Twenty20 Cricket 10.30 The Sky Sports Years 11.30 Haye V Klitschko Countdown 12.00am Time Of Our Lives 1.00 Twenty20 Cricket 3.00 Haye V Klitschko Countdown 3.30 Barclays Premier League World 4.00 The Sky Sports Years 5.00 Barclays Premier League World 5.30 Haye V Klitschko Countdown

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics Oz Style 6.30 Kings Of The Surf 7.00 WWE Experience 8.00 Cricket Friends Life T20 10.00 Ringside 11.00 Boots ‘n’ All 12.00pm Cricket Friends Life T20 2.00 The Sky Sports Years 2.55 LIVE Test Cricket 10.00 Haye V Klitschko Countdown 10.30 WWE Late Night Raw 12.30am WWE NXT 1.30 NFL - Total Access 2.30 Time Of Our Lives

Sky Sports 3 6.00am DTM 7.00 Asian Tour Golf Show 7.30 Golf Challenge Series 2011 8.00 Champions Tour Golf 9.00 The Sky Sports Years 10.00 National Indoor Bowls 11.00 Aerobics Oz Style 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm National Indoor Bowls 1.00 Boots ‘n’ All 2.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 2.30 Total Rugby 3.00 DTM 4.00 Ringside 5.00 NFL - Total Access 6.00 IAAF Athletix Weekly 6.30 Judo 7.00 Racemax 8.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 European Tour Golf 1.00am PGA Tour Golf

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7.00pm LIVE: Athletics: Diamond League Lausanne 9.00 Kids Behind Bars 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Ideal (see highlights) 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 Kids Behind Bars 12.45am Ideal 1.15 World’s Craziest Fools 1.45 Kill It, Cut It, Use It 2.45 Thailand: Tourism And The Truth Stacey Dooley Investigates

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1976 8.00 Dance! The Most Incredible Thing About Contemporary Dance 9.00 The Maharajas’ Motor Car: The Story Of RollsRoyce In India 10.00 Rubicon 10.45 9/11: The Conspiracy Files 11.45 Top Of The Pops: 1976 12.25am Guilty Pleasures

12.00pm Emmerdale 12.30 Nanny 911 1.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.40 The Real Housewives Of Orange County 4.40 Loose Women 5.40 Judge Judy (x3) 7.00 All Star Mr & Mrs 8.00 America’s Got Talent: Performance 1 10.00 FILM: Troy (2004) 1.10am Coronation Street 1.40 Emmerdale

10.55am Agatha Christie’s Poirot 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 Monarch Of The Glen 3.05 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman 4.05 Daily Cooks Challenge 5.05 Goodnight Sweetheart 5.50 Heartbeat 6.50 Monarch Of The Glen 8.00 Monk 9.00 Rebus 10.00 Inspector Morse 12.15am Agatha Christie’s Poirot 2.00 ITV3 Nightscreen

1.05pm Smallville 2.00 Hollyoaks 2.30 Gilmore Girls 3.25 Glee 4.25 Friends (x3) 6.00 My Name Is Earl (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends (x3) 9.00 The Big Bang Theory 9.30 How I Met Your Mother 10.00 The IT Crowd 10.30 Friday Night Dinner 11.00 FILM: Broken Arrow (1996) 1.05am My Name Is Earl (x2)

2.35pm Come Dine With Me 3.05 The Coach Trip 3.40 Location, Location, Location (x2) 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.45 Relocation, Relocation 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 One Born Every Minute USA 10.00 Shameless 11.15 The Closer 12.10am One Born Every Minute USA

11.00am The Magician (1958) 1.00pm North To Alaska (1960) 3.20 Very Important Person (1961) 5.15 Ladies In Lavender (2004) 7.15 Nacho Libre (2006) 9.00 Yip Man (2008) 11.05 Flash Point (2007) 12.50am Saturday Night Fever (1977) 3.05 X-Men: First Class Special

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friday 1 july Castle Five, 9pm Taking up the quirky crime slot left bare by The Mentalist this Nathan Fillion vehicle (you remember him from Buffy and of course Serenity) features a mystery writer who teams up with a New York detective to solve murders. Jessica Fletcher never looked so hunky. This week it’s betrayal in Central Park. Gasp!

Miranda BBC1, 9.30pm It’s award-winning feelgood comedy that feels both traditional and fresh and makes lots of people laugh out loud. You might like to be one of them after a busy working week with the sofa beckoning to you. Miranda’s mother lies about our giantess’s gainful employment and things start to spiral. Lawks!

An Idiot Abroad Sky1, 10.30pm Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant have done rather well out of their hapless pal, Karl Pilkington. After success on The Ricky Gervais podcasts poking fun of their folicly challenged mate, Gervais and Merchant have sent Karl out into the big wide world to see what he makes of it. A skewed view of Peru.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Crimewatch Roadshow 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Real Rescues 11.45 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Wimbledon 2011

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it has Britain talking then it will be talked about on The One Show.

8.00 EastEnders A vengeful Kat refines her victim statement ahead of Ronnie’s sentencing, while Roxy is left disturbed by Michael’s actions.

8.30 A Question Of Sport Sue Barker hosts the popular sports quiz, with team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell.

9.00 My Family Sitcom. Ben is tempted to join management, and Susan and Janey find themselves competing for the same monkey. Eh?!

9.30 Miranda See highlights.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show Unique talk show with awardwinning host, Graham Norton.

11.20 The National Lottery Friday Night Draws The National Lottery draws presented by Kate Edmondson.

Includes Euromillions, UK Millionaire Raffle and Thunderball draws.

11.30 FILM: Arlington Road (1999) Starring Jeff Bridges, Tim Robbins, Joan Cusack, Hope Davis, Robert Gossett and Mason Gamble.

Conspiracy thriller.

1.20am The One Show 2.20 Weatherview 2.25 Sign Zone: The Spice Trail 3.25 Two Greedy Italians 4.25 BBC News

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6.00 – 8.25am Children’s television 8.25 Show Me Show Me 8.50 Bob The Builder: Project Build It 9.00 The Koala Brothers 9.10 Guess With Jess 9.25 Nina And The Neurons: In The Lab 9.40 Big Cook Little Cook 10.00 Spirit Of Wimbledon 10.30 Yesterday At Wimbledon 11.30 The Daily Politics 12.00pm Animal Park 12.30 Wimbledon 2011 3.25 Scoop 3.50 Deadly Art 4.05 Escape From Scorpion Island 4.30 Fee Fi Fo Yum 5.00 Newsround 5.20 Copycats 5.50 Wimbledon 2011 8.00 Today At Wimbledon John Inverdale and guests review the day’s events at Wimbledon.

9.00 The Kennedys Greg Kinnear and Katie Holmes star as President John F Kennedy and his wife, Jackie, in Stephen Kronish’s compelling drama series, charting the triumph and the tragedy of the first couple. In August 1961 the Russians move troops into Berlin, though their intentions are unclear. JFK prepares for the possibility that Khrushchev may try to take the city. Bobby announces the formation of the Organized Crime Division. Chicago mobster Sam Giancana is livid about it, and blames Frank Sinatra. Cripes!

9.45 The Kennedys At home and with little to do, for the first time in his life Joe Sr feels useless. Rose is angry, and feels her sons have abandoned their father. Then, terrible news: Joe suffers a stroke from which he may never fully recover. In the South, civil rights demonstrators are protesting.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines.

11.00 The Book Review Show Books! Glorious books!

11.55 Women’s World Cup Highlights Gabby Logan presents highlights of the Fifa Women’s World Cup. 12.35am FILM: Blue Car (2002)

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6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 60 Minute Makeover 3.00 Secret Dealers 4.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 Dinner Date

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Declan keeps Mia in the dark. Like a mushroom.

7.30 Coronation Street Leanne uncovers a life-changing secret.

8.00 Love Your Garden Gardening series with Alan Titchmarsh. For city dwellers space is at a premium, so Alan demonstrates how to make the most of what is available to create a chic urban garden in even a tiny area.

8.30 Coronation Street Stella seeks forgiveness. Anna is struggling to accept Owen’s grand gesture.

9.00 Paul O’Grady Live Paul O’Grady unleashes his unique brand of mayhem and mischief live in front of a studio audience. The daredevil host will also attempt some bizarre and hilarious stunts, much to the amusement of his star guests. Today he is joined by Bob Geldof and Joe Jonas, who also performs.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 FILM: Miami Vice (2006) Starring Colin Farrell, Jamie Foxx, Li Gong, Naomie Harris and Ciaran Hinds. Glossy update of the ’80s crime series. Florida detectives Crockett and Tubbs are drafted in to help with an FBI investigation into a Cuban-Chinese narcotics cartel. Will there be socks with those shoes?!

12.55am The Zone 3.00 FILM: The Black Windmill (1974) 4.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

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6.05am Sali Mali 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Freshly Squeezed 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Frasier 8.25 Frasier 9.00 Friends 9.30 Back To You 9.55 Relocation, Relocation 10.55 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Mary Portas: Secret Shopper 1.00 Superscrimpers: Waste Not Want Not 1.30 FILM: Paths Of Glory (1957) 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Does Chester allow anyone over 45 to live in this area?

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.25 4thought.tv 7.30 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals Jamie Oliver prepares piri piri chicken with dressed potatoes, rocket salad and quick Portugese tarts.

8.00 Come Dine With Me Dinner party reality show. Aromatherapist Erica, yoga teacher Anne Marie, graphic designer Jamie and security officer Pretesh are the four cooks battling it out in Leicester. Fisticuffs.

9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Jimmy Carr presents the comedy panel show with Sean Locke and Jon Richarson.

9.30 King Of... Claudia Winkleman hosts the talk show. Her guests are Lorraine Kelly and Jack Whitehall.

10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Alan is joined by guests Thandie Newton, Ben Miller, Jo Frost and Liam Gallagher, whose also performs.

11.05 That Peter Kay Thing A spoof fly-on-the-wall documentary series.

11.40 Phoneshop Sitcom.

12.10am MUSIC ON 4: 4Play: Adele Series devoted to new music talent. Featuring singer-songwriter Adele. 12.30 The Hollyoaks Music Show 1.00 4Play: Connan Mockasin 1.15 My Name Is Earl (x2) 2.00 The Real Housewives Of New Jersey 2.55 Ugly Betty (x2) 4.35 Hill Street Blues 5.25 Countdown

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6.00 – 8.10am Children’s television 8.10 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.30 Roary The Racing Car 8.40 Hana’s Helpline 8.50 The WotWots 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Wright Stuff Extra With Gabby Logan 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Ice Road Truckers 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 3.15 FILM: Vickery’s Wild Ride (2009) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Ruby picks a fight with Casey after his attempts to prove he is one of the boys see him end up with a black eye.

6.25 OK! TV Kate Walsh and Matt Johnson present a lively mix.

6.55 5 News At 7 7.00 Cricket: England V Sri Lanka ODI Mark Nicholas presents the action from the England v Sri Lanka one-day international match at Headingley. Exciting!

8.00 Eddie Stobart: Trucks And Trailers The company takes to the skies when it invests in an airline and launches itself as a player in the airport business.

9.00 Castle See highlights.

10.00 Law And Order American drama series about cops and lawyers.

Green and Cassady discover a military connection between the murders of two homeless men.

10.55 CSI: Miami Crime drama series based on the work of forensic investigators. The investigation into a series of murders by electrocution is hindered by a rogue cop’s scheme to get his job back.

11.55 Inside Hollywood Get your daily fix of the latest film and TV news from the USA. Presented by Simon Thompson.

12.10am SCXTRA 2.40 SuperCasino 4.05 Motorsport Mundial 4.30 Nick’s Quest 4.55 County Secrets 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 House Doctor

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (x3) 9.00 Barclays Premier League World 9.30 Football’s Greatest 10.00 Haye V Klitschko Countdown 10.30 LIVE ODI Cricket 7.00pm Haye V Klitschko Countdown 7.30 LIVE Super League 10.00 Haye V Klitschko Countdown 10.30 Ringside 11.30 Time Of Our Lives 12.30am Haye V Klitschko Countdown 1.00 ODI Cricket 3.00 The Sky Sports Years 4.00 ODI Cricket

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Kings Of The Surf 7.00 WWE Raw 9.00 Haye V Klitschko Countdown 9.30 Live European Tour Golf 12.30pm Haye V Klitschko Countdown 1.00 Barclays Premier League World 1.30 The Sky Sports Years 2.25 Haye V Klitschko Countdown 2.55 Live Test Cricket 10.00 WWE Late Night Smackdown 12.00am WWE Late Night Bottom Line 2.30 Ringside 3.30 Haye V Klitschko Countdown 4.00 Road To London 4.30 Super League

Sky Sports 3 6.00am UCI BMX World Championships 6.30 Cricket: Friends Life T20 7.30 Women’s International Twenty20 8.30 LIVE Super Rugby 10.30 ATP Tour Uncovered 11.00 UCI BMX World Championships 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Kings Of The Surf 12.30 Super Rugby 2.30 LIVE European Tour Golf 5.30 NFL - Total Access 6.30 Road To London 7.00 Tight Lines 8.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 European Tour Golf 1.00am PGA Tour Golf 4.00 NFL - Total Access 5.00 Ringside

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7.00pm The Apprentice 8.00 Doctor Who 8.45 Doctor Who Confidential 9.00 World’s Craziest Fools 9.30 Lee Nelson’s Well Good Bits 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 Ideal 12.15am Angry Boys 12.45 World’s Craziest Fools 1.15 Lee Nelson’s Well Good Bits

7.00pm World News Today 7.35 Bicentennial Summer 3: Martha Graham 8.00 The Most Incredible Thing 9.30 For Art’s Sake - The Story Of Ballets Russes 10.30 In The Spirit Of Diaghilev 11.45 Dance! The Most Incredible Thing About Contemporary Dance 12.45am The Most Incredible Thing

12.00pm Coronation Street 12.30 Emmerdale (x2) 1.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.40 The Real Housewives Of Orange County 4.40 Loose Women 5.40 Judge Judy (x3) 7.00 All Star Mr & Mrs 8.00 Penn & Teller: Fool Us 9.00 America’s Got Talent: Results 1 10.00 FILM: Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008) 12.15am The Marriage Ref

1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 Monarch Of The Glen 3.10 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman 4.05 Daily Cooks Challenge 5.05 Goodnight Sweetheart 5.45 Heartbeat 6.50 Monarch Of The Glen 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 Taggart 10.00 FILM: Atonement (2007) 12.25am Monk 1.15 FILM: Kojak: The Marcus Nelson Murders (1973)

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Spoiled 1.05 Smallville: Superman The Early Years 2.00 Hollyoaks 2.35 Gilmore Girls 3.30 Glee 4.30 Friends (x3) 6.00 My Name Is Earl (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends (x3) 9.00 Gok’s Clothes Roadshow 10.00 Wife Swap USA 11.00 Made In Chelsea 12.05am My Name Is Earl (x2)

12.35pm Deal Or No Deal 1.35 The Good Wife 2.35 Come Dine With Me 3.05 The Coach Trip 3.40 Location, Location, Location (x2) 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.45 Relocation, Relocation 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 4 Rooms 10.00 FILM: The Godfather Part III (1990) 1.20am Heroes Of Comedy 2

11.00am There’s No Business Like Show Business (1954) 1.15pm Sink The Bismarck! (1960) 3.10 The Shepherd Of The Hills (1941) 5.05 Sunset Boulevard (1950) 7.15 Meet Dave (2008) 9.00 Heat (1995) 12.15am Kung Fu Hustle (2004) 2.10 Tony Manero (2008) 4.00 Close

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saturday 2 Penn & Teller: Fool Us ITV1, 8pm Magic seems to have fallen out of favour on the variety shows and Saturday telly of late. For shame! And hurrah to Penn & Teller for staying popular throughout and using their success to offer a showcase for bright British magicians, with a top prize of a Las Vegas support slot. Yay! Jonathan Ross hosts.

Camelot Channel 4, 9pm Not quite the same as the BBC’s more family-friendly Merlin, this alternative Arthurian legend is a lot more Machiavellian and dark.

Ooh! Still peopled by the beautiful people, it seems stories of warts and crippling illness of the time were greatly exaggerated.

Anyway, Arthur creates Camelot’s first tribunal of justice tonight.

The Big Bang Theory E4, 7pm & 7.30pm The sitcom about socially awkward physicists has really hit its stride, with every one of the flawed gang now at a pretty generous level of ‘endearingly likeable’. Sheldon gets over tangled in Penny’s home business selling hair accessories thanks to an excess of caffeine, and then a sexy new neighbour moves in.

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6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television 8.00 Little Howard’s Big Question 8.25 Prank Patrol Down Under 8.50 Dennis And Gnasher 9.00 FILM: The Itch Of The Golden Nit (2011) 9.30 How We Itched The Golden Nit: Blue Peter Special 10.00 Relic: Guardians Of The Museum 10.30 League Of Super Evil 10.40 Wolverine And The X-Men 11.00 Mortified 11.25 OOglies 11.40 MOTD Kickabout 12.00pm Animal Park 12.30 FILM: The Swarm (1978) 3.00 FILM: The Eagle Has Landed (1976) 5.10 Flog It! 6.10 Wimbledon 2011: Ladies’ Doubles And Men’s Doubles Final Sue Barker hosts further live coverage from Wimbledon where the men’s and women’s doubles finals are taking place. The doubles events are always entertaining and previous champions at the All England Club include such legendary combinations as Newcombe and Roche, McEnroe and Fleming, McNamara and McNamee, Navratilova and Shriver and Woodbridge and Woodforde.

8.00 Today At Wimbledon John Inverdale and guests review the women’s singles final and look ahead to the men’s singles final.

9.00 Have I Got A Bit More News For You Extended version of the classic news quiz with Paul Merton and Ian Hislop.

9.45 Secrets Of The Pop Song Secrets of the Pop Song. Make a list before it starts and see how many you can match up compared to your pals.

10.45 The Kennedys Drama series starring Greg Kinear and Katie Holmes as the former President and First Lady retelling their turbulent time in office and at home.

11.25 The Kennedys Drama series starring Greg Kinear and Katie Holmes as the former President and First Lady retelling their turbulent time in office and at home.

12.10am Glastonbury 2011

6.00am Signed Stories 6.10 Dora The Explorer 6.35 The Hive 6.45 Babar And The Adventures Of Badou 7.00 Babar And The Adventures Of Badou 7.10 Tati’s Hotel 7.25 Monk 7.30 Supernormal 7.40 Supernormal 7.55 SpongeBob SquarePants 8.10 SpongeBob SquarePants 8.25 House Gift 9.25 Coronation Street Omnibus 11.45 This Morning: Saturday 12.50pm Planet’s Funniest Animals 1.20 Planet’s Funniest Animals 1.45 ITV News & Weather 2.00 FILM: Mutiny On The Buses (1973) 3.45 FILM: The Living Daylights (1987) 6.15 Meridian News; Weather 6.30 ITV News; Weather 6.45 You’ve Been Framed! Awardwinning comedian Harry Hill presents more humorous clips.

7.15 Odd One In Bradley Walsh hosts the hilarious game show in which two celebrity teams try to spot the person with the unique skill, secret or story in a series of outlandish line-ups. This week’s episode is an I’m A Celebrity special, with jungle survivors Joe Pasquale and Sian Lloyd taking on presenters Caroline Flack and Russell Kane.

8.00 Penn & Teller: Fool Us See highlights.

9.00 The Marriage Ref Dermot O’Leary invites real-life couples to discuss three funny domestic disputes before a live studio audience. Each partner will have the chance to put their side of the dispute across in front of a panel of three celebrities and comedians.

Because they are so good at relationships aren’t they. Miaow!

10.00 ITV News & Weather 10.15 FILM: Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason (2004) Starring Renee Zellweger, Colin Firth, Hugh Grant, Jim Broadbent. Comedy sequel with more embarrassments and romantic messes for the heroine.

12.15am The Choir That Rocks 1.05 The Zone 3.10 In Plain Sight 4.00 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 News

6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Vue Film Show 7.00 Avon Tyres British GT Championship 7.25 Mobil 1 The Grid 7.55 The Morning Line 8.55 Friends 9.25 The Hollyoaks Music Show With Matalan.co.uk 10.00 T4 On The Beach: The Countdown 10.50 Friends 11.20 New Look Style The Nation 12.20pm The Big Bang Theory 12.50 The Big Bang Theory 1.20 The TV Book Club 1.50 Channel 4 Racing 3.50 Come Dine With Me 4.20 Come Dine With Me 4.55 Come Dine With Me 5.25 Come Dine With Me 5.55 Come Dine With Me 6.25 Channel 4 News 6.55 4thought.tv 7.00 FILM: Sister Act (1992) Starring Whoopi Goldberg, Maggie Smith, Harvey Keitel, Bill Nunn, Kathy Najimy and Mary Wickes. Comedy.

Cabaret singer Dolores witnesses a murder and is forced to go undercover as a nun to escape the mob. She is unimpressed with convent life until she is put in charge of the choir, which she transforms into a toe-tapping rhythm group.

9.00 Camelot See highlights.

10.00 FILM: The 51st State (2001) Starring Samuel L Jackson, Robert Carlyle, Nigel Whitmey, Emily Mortimer, Meat Loaf, Ricky Tomlinson, Sean Pertwee and Rhys Ifans. Fast-paced thriller about an American criminal whose plans to sell his formula for an illegal drug and retire from the game go awry.

Ain’t it always the way? There’s always some kind of difficulty somewhere cropping up to sto returement and pension collection.

11.50 FILM: Coming To America (1988) Starring Eddie Murphy, Arsenio Hall, James Earl Jones, Shari Headley. Comedy about an African prince who travels to America in a quest for a wife.

1.55am FILM: Bombon: El Perro (2004) 3.35 Bob’s Burgers 4.00 Hill Street Blues 4.55 One Tree Hill 5.35 Countdown

6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television 8.00 Little Princess 8.10 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.25 Mist: Sheepdog Tales 8.45 Rupert Bear 9.00 Olivia 9.15 The Mr. Men Show 9.30 The Milkshake! Show 10.00 Inside Hollywood 10.20 Police Interceptors 11.20 Eddie Stobart: Trucks And Trailers 12.20pm Eddie Stobart: Trucks And Trailers 1.20 FILM: Aftershock: Earthquake In New York (1999) 4.10 FILM: Free Willy 2 (1995) 6.05 5 News Weekend 6.10 NCIS Drama series. Tony and Ziva disappear while searching for smuggled weapons at a shipyard.

7.00 Law And Order American drama. A female veteran of the second Gulf War is found murdered, and the evidence points to the sister of a former inmate of Abu Ghraib prison.

7.55 CSI: NY Crime drama series. A street dancer is murdered and his girlfriend is wounded in a hotel room shooting. Mac and the team struggle to make sense of the evidence when they learn the killer used fake bullets.

8.50 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Crime drama series. A bomb rips through the funeral of Franklin Clarke, the young cop killed

by Jekyll before he was captured.

9.50 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Police drama series. A woman is horribly beaten, but the only witness is her mentallychallenged daughter.

10.45 CSI: Miami Crime drama series. When a shooter targets the motel where Delko is staying, Horatio must look into Delko’s past.

11.40 Forensic Files Documentary.

12.10am SCXTRA 12.40 SuperCasino 4.00 Meals In Moments 4.10 HouseBusters (x2) 5.00 Hana’s Helpline 5.10 The Milkshake! Show 5.35 Thomas & Friends 5.45 Roary The Racing Car

6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Haye V Klitschko Countdown 7.00 ODI Cricket 9.00 Cricket AM 10.30 Haye V Klitschko Countdown 11.00 Ringside 12.00pm Football’s Greatest 12.30 Haye V Klitschko Countdown 1.00 LIVE European Tour Golf 5.00 LIVE Twenty20 Cricket 8.30 Ashes Memories - Mark Of Distinction 1991 9.00 Super League 10.30 Twenty20 Cricket 12.30am Super League 2.00 Football’s Greatest 2.30 Twenty20 Cricket 4.30 Super League

6.15 BBC News 6.30 South East Today 6.40 Walk On The Wild Side Talking animal comedy. Rather brilliant stuff.

7.10 Total Wipeout Once again 20 over-excited Brits throw their caution and dignity to the wind on the purpose-built obstacle course. Fab. 8.10 The National Lottery: In It To Win It Dale Winton presents the quiz show. To win you must be orange.

Not really. Plus numbers are drawn.

9.00 Casualty Adam’s God complex continues when he literally has the life of Matthew, a sex offender who has returned to Holby, in his hands.

9.50 Lee Mack’s All Star Cast Today, Lee is joined by rock legend Alice Cooper, funny lady Sarah Millican, and veteran American stand-up comic Rita Rudner. Plus music from The Script.

10.30 BBC News 10.50 Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow The roadshow heads to the Olympia Theatre in Dublin, where with Andrew Lawrence, Keith Farnan and Zoe Lyons, plus Tommy Tiernan.

11.35 FILM: Good Will Hunting (1997) Starring Matt Damon, Robin Williams, Ben Affleck, Minnie Driver.

Poignant story of a troubled young genius who finds his allegiance to his friends and blue-collar background challenged by new opportunities.

1.35am Weatherview 1.40 News

Sky Sports 2 6.00am FIFA Futbol Mundial 6.30 Super League 8.00 Haye V Klitschko Countdown 8.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 9.00 Ringside 10.00 Road To London 10.30 LIVE Super Rugby 12.30pm Road To London 1.00 Ringside 2.00 LIVE English Schools Athletics Championships 6.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 European Tour Golf 1.00am Masters Football: Midlands Masters 4.00 Max Power 5.00 NFL Total Access

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Sports Unlimited 7.00 Ringside 8.00 Tight Lines 9.00 WWE Smackdown 11.00 WWE The Bottom Line 12.00pm Max Power 1.00 WWE Smackdown 3.00 Ringside 4.00 Haye V Klitschko Countdown 4.30 LIVE Super League 7.00 LIVE Masters Football: Midlands Masters 10.00 WWE Late Night Superstars 11.00 WWE NXT 12.00am WWE Late Night Smackdown 2.00 WWE Late Night Bottom Line 3.00 Super Rugby 5.00 Sports Unlimited

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7.00pm Pop’s Greatest Dance Crazes 8.00 Top Gear 9.00 FILM: The Rock (1996) 11.10 Family Guy (x2) 11.55 American Dad! (x2) 12.40am Angry Boys (x10) 5.30 Close

7.00pm Tales Of Beatrix Potter 8.10 Imagine... Save The Last Dance For Me 9.00 Wallander 10.30 The Neighbour 10.50 The Most Incredible Thing 12.20am Top Of The Pops: 1976 1.00 Dance! The Most Incredible Thing About Contemporary Dance 2.00 The Neighbour 2.20 The Most Incredible Thing

12.20pm The Only Way Is Essex 1.05 America’s Got Talent: Boot Camp (x2) 3.50 America’s Got Talent: Performance 1 5.40 America’s Got Talent: Results 1 6.40 FILM: Jurassic Park (1993) 9.00 FILM: American Pie (1999) 11.00 FILM: Wedding Daze (2007) 12.50am Secret Diary Of A Call Girl (x2)

8.35am Upstairs, Downstairs (x2) 10.50 Agatha Christie’s Poirot (x3) 4.00 Columbo: Caution, Murder Can Be Hazardous To Your Health 5.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 11.00 Wire In The Blood 12.55am Home To Roost 1.20 Film File 1.30 Teleshopping

1.15pm Hollyoaks Omnibus 3.55 Made In Chelsea 5.00 Friends (x2) 6.00 One Tree Hill 7.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2). See highlights.

7.55 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 9.00 Friends (x2) 10.00 Rude Tube 2011 12.10am The Cleveland Show 12.45 The Ricky Gervais Show (x2) 1.40 Bob’s Burgers

12.00pm Time Team 1.00 FILM: The Green Berets (1968) 3.40 Grand Designs Revisited 4.45 Grand Designs (x4) 9.00 7/7: The Angels Of Edgware Road 10.05 7/7: The Miracle Of Carriage 346 11.10 FILM: The Godfather Part III (1990) 2.25am 7/7: The Angels Of Edgware Road 3.30 7/7: The Miracle Of Carriage 346

11.00am The Long Memory (1953) 1.00pm Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989) 3.05 Murphy’s War (1971) 5.15 Barefoot In The Park (1967) 7.20 Dumb And Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003) 9.00 Transporter 3 (2008) 11.00 Scary Movie 2 (2001) 12.35am Jackie Brown (1997) 3.35 Close

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sunday 3 Wimbledon 2011: Men’s Final BBC1, 1.05pm Haven’t got a clue who’ll be playing and if we ventured a guess they’d both be out of the running within seconds of publication due to the law of Sod, but we can say that this will be exciting and tense tennis. There is no better reason for sitting indoors on a summer’s day.

Stolen BBC1, 9pm A fast-paced thriller about the trafficking of children who are brought to Britain for a better life but end up working outside of the system. Starring Damien Lewis and Wunmi Mosaku, this drama goes deep behind the lines, following Detective Anthony Carter of the Human Trafficking Unit. Very interesting.

Smallville: Superman – The Early Years E4, 7pm Just as an aside, Clark’s now working at The Daily Planet, battling invaders and villains and is now going to his high school reunion with Lois back in Smallville. How is this ‘The Early Years’ as opposed to ‘the well publicised years’? Brainiac 5.0 disrupts proceedings. Surprise.

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6.00am Yesterday At Wimbledon 7.00 Breakfast 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 Sunday Morning Live 11.00 Country Tracks 12.00pm BBC News 12.05 Cash In The Attic 12.35 Bargain Hunt Famous Finds 1.05 Wimbledon 2011: Men’s Final.

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6.00am Wibbly Pig 6.10 Dipdap 6.15 Pinky Dinky Doo 6.30 Tinga Tinga Tales 6.45 Octonauts 7.00 Ed And Oucho’s Excellent Inventions 7.30 Arthur 7.55 Shaun The Sheep 8.00 Gimme A Break 8.30 Me And My Monsters 9.00 Friday Download 10.00 Something For The Weekend 11.30 Escape To The Country 12.30pm MotoGP: Round 8 - Mugello 2.00 EastEnders 3.55 Flog It! 4.55 Songs Of Praise 5.30 Wimbledon 2011: Mixed Doubles Final 8.00 Top Gear Motoring show.

Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May are in Italy to take part in a series of tricky challenges and increasingly loud arguments as they attempt to find the world’s best hot hatchback. Petrolhead comedian Ross Noble is the star in the Reasonably Priced Car. Awesome.

9.00 Coast Coast embarks on an island-hopping adventure in Scotland around the stunning Western Isles out to the northern outpost of Shetland. On Eriskay, Nick Crane gets unique access to the island’s close knit communities. Nick has a close encounter with a family of dolphins offshore, and he is invited to a golden wedding anniversary, where the whole island gather to party.

10.00 Mock The Week Comedy show combining the best elements of panel show, stand-up and improvised games with two teams of comedians taking a satirical swipe at the news and world events.

10.30 Today At Wimbledon John Inverdale and guests look back at the men’s singles final. It’s gonna be fantabuloso!

11.30 FILM: Unrelated () Unrelated.

1.10am BBC News 4.00 The Super League Show

6.00am Signed Stories 6.10 Boblins 6.20 Fireman Sam 6.30 Chloe’s Closet 6.45 Olly The Little White Van 6.50 Mickey Mouse Clubhouse 7.15 Annabel’s Kitchen 7.25 Monk 7.30 Supernormal 7.45 Supernormal 8.00 The Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes 8.25 May The Best House Win 9.25 Dickinson’s Real Deal 10.25 60 Minute Makeover 11.30 This Morning: Sunday 12.30pm Dinner Date 1.25 ITV News & Weather 1.30 Survival: Tales From The Wild 2.30 Inspector Morse 4.30 Midsomer Murders 6.30 Meridian News; Weather 6.45 ITV News; Weather 7.00 The Royal Drama series. A family day out at the park ends in disaster for the Ormerods.

8.00 Popstar To Operastar Myleene Klass presents the semi-final of the competition in which celebrities from the worlds of rock and pop learn to sing opera. The remaining stars perform new arias as they battle it out for votes.

9.00 Scott & Bailey Last in series of the police drama. As Rachel is walking home, she is narrowly missed by a car. The next day, she learns that the crash is linked to the disturbing information she found out about Nick’s affair with a juror. Was Rachel targeted – and could Nick have had something to do with it?

10.00 Popstar To Operastar: The Results Who shall stay? Nails are bitten to the quick with the tension.

10.30 ITV News; Weather 10.45 FILM: A Clockwork Orange (1971) Starring Malcolm McDowell, Patrick Magee, Miriam Karlin, Warren Clarke. Controversial satire based on the novel by Anthony Burgess.

Teenager Alex leads his gang to commit a series of violent crimes, but after he is captured, he becomes a guinea pig for the government’s new ‘conditioning’ programme.

1.15am The Zone 2.00 Motorsport UK 2.55 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 News

6.20am Sali Mali 6.25 The Treacle People 6.35 That Paralympic Show 7.00 Toshiba Windsor Triathlon 7.55 Scouting For Girls Orange Rockcorps: You Decide 8.10 Friends 8.35 New Look Style The Nation 9.05 Hollyoaks Omnibus 11.35 Friends 12.10pm Hard-Fi’s Orange Rockcorps: You Decide 12.30 Inside SBTV: From Bedroom To Boardroom 1.05 The Simpsons 1.40 The Simpsons 2.10 Four In A Bed 2.40 Four In A Bed 3.10 Four In A Bed 3.40 Four In A Bed 4.10 Four In A Bed 4.40 Help! My House Is Falling Down 5.40 Deal Or No Deal 6.40 Channel 4 News 7.10 The Political Slot 7.15 4thought.tv 7.20 FILM: Transformers (2007) Starring Shia LaBeouf, Josh Duhamel, Megan Fox, Bernie Mac, John Turturro and Jon Voight. Live-action sci-fi based on the popular television series. Planet Earth is visited by two warring alien robot races – one a force for good, one for evil – who are both desperate to find an ancient relic hidden somewhere on the planet which guarantees its possessor infinite power. It’s a good thing they’re not duplicitous or subtle or we’d have a heck of a time against these invaders. Phew!

10.00 FILM: Sunshine (2007) Starring Cillian Murphy, Cliff Curtis, Chris Evans, Rose Byrne, Michelle Yeoh and Paloma Baeza. Science fiction thriller set in a future where the Sun is dying, causing the Earth to sink into a new ice age. A group of scientists endeavour to save mankind by exploding a nuclear weapon at the star’s heart, but when they encounter the remains of a previous failed attempt, their mission takes a terrifying turn.

12.05am Stand Up For The Week 12.50 24 Hours In A&E 1.50 Embarrassing Bodies: Live From The Clinic 2.45 FILM: Whisky (2004) 4.30 Hill Street Blues 5.25 Countdown

6.00 – 8.30am Children’s television 8.30 Mist: Sheepdog Tales 8.45 Rupert Bear 9.00 Olivia 9.15 The Mr. Men Show 9.30 The Milkshake! Show 10.00 Inside Hollywood 10.15 Andre Rieu In New York 11.15 The Restaurant Inspector 12.15pm Pawn Stars 12.45 FILM: Gunfight In Abilene (1967) 2.30 FILM: The Odessa File (1974) 5.00 FILM: Young Guns II (1990)

6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Road To London 7.00 Twenty20 Cricket 9.00 Cricket Writers On TV 10.30 LIVE ODI Cricket 7.00pm Ashes Memories: Daffy Seizes The Day 7.30 Ashes Memories - Edgbaston 1997 8.00 ODI Cricket 10.00 Ashes Memories: Daffy Seizes The Day 10.30 Ashes Memories - Mark Of Distinction 1991 11.00 ODI Cricket 1.00am Ashes Memories: Daffy Seizes The Day 1.30 Ashes Memories - Edgbaston 1997 2.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 2.30 Road To London 3.00 ODI Cricket 5.00 Ashes Memories: Daffy Seizes The Day 5.30 Ashes Memories - Mark Of Distinction 1991

6.00 Horrible Histories With Stephen Fry In this episode, there is good news for George IV, a WWII evacuee encounters the horrors of the countryside, Joan of Arc gets an unexpected visit, and there is a visit to Ancient Greece for the Spartan High School Musical.

6.30 BBC News 6.50 South East Today 7.00 Fake Or Fortune? Journalist Fiona Bruce teams up with art expert Philip Mould to investigate mysteries behind paintings. In this episode, they enter one of the most prestigious and respected art institutes in London to try to answer a riddle behind a controversial painting that divides the opinion of scholars.

8.00 Countryfile The stories at the heart of the British countryside.

9.00 Stolen See highlights.

10.30 BBC News 10.45 South East Today 10.55 Moving On Contemporary drama series. When Kirsty O’Connell finds drugs in her house she’s appalled but determined to get her teenage son the help he needs. But is he the addict in the family?

11.40 The Sky At Night The Nasa spacecraft Dawn is getting up close and personal with the asteroid Vesta.

12.00am FILM: Needful Things (1993) 1.55 Weatherview 2.00 Sign Zone: The Apprentice 3.00 Holby City 4.00 BBC News

6.55 5 News 7.00 Cricket: England V Sri Lanka ODI Mark Nicholas presents the action from the England v Sri Lanka one-day international match at Lord’s.

7.55 FILM: Maid In Manhattan (2002) Starring Jennifer Lopez, Ralph Fiennes, Natasha Richardson, Stanley Tucci, Tyler Posey and Frances Conroy. Romantic comedy about a Bronx chambermaid who finds herself romantically involved with a millionaire businessman after a case of mistaken identity. The smitten maid is reluctant to correct his error but how long will it be before he discovers the truth? Can you bear the suspense? Can you?!

10.00 FILM: Anger Management (2003) Starring Adam Sandler, Jack Nicholson, Marisa Tomei. Comedy in which a mild-mannered man becomes caught up in an incident aboard a plane and ends up being sent to anger management classes to avoid going to jail. The teacher of the class is confrontational, completely unorthodox and ends up moving in with the man to help him fight his inner demons. Yikes!

12.10am Walking The Amazon 1.10 SuperCasino 4.05 Meals In Moments 4.10 The Great Artists 4.35 Nick’s Quest 5.00 Hana’s Helpline 5.10 The Milkshake! Show 5.35 Thomas & Friends 5.45 Roary The Racing Car

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Wild Spirits 6.30 Super League 8.00 Masters Football: Midlands Masters 11.00 Wild Spirits 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm LIVE European Tour Golf 5.00 Canter Banter 5.30 Road To London 6.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 European Tour Golf 1.00am Goodwood Festival Of Speed 3.00 Racemax 4.00 Close

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Racemax 7.00 Canter Banter 7.30 This Week In WWE 8.00 WWE Vintage Collection 9.00 WWE Afterburn 10.00 Canter Banter 10.30 Super League 12.00pm Masters Football: Midlands Masters 3.00 LIVE Goodwood Festival Of Speed 5.00 Wild Spirits 5.30 This Week In WWE 6.00 WWE Experience 7.00 Goodwood Festival Of Speed 9.00 Canter Banter 9.30 This Week In WWE 10.00 WWE Late Night Afterburn 11.00 WWE Vintage Collection 12.00am International Volleyball 2.00 Close

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12.00pm Bite Size Brainiac 12.15 Futurama 2.00 The Simpsons (x14) 9.00 Hawaii Five-0 10.00 Wall Of Fame 10.30 Cop Squad 11.30 Lie To Me 12.30am Martina Cole’s The Runaway 1.30 UK Border Force 2.20 Threshold 3.05 Fringe (x2) 4.40 Bite Size Brainiac 5.00 The Top Ten Show 5.10 Sell Me The Answer

7.00pm Don’t Tell The Bride 8.00 The World’s Strictest Parents 9.00 Little Britain 9.30 World’s Craziest Fools 10.00 Family Guy (x2) 10.45 American Dad! (x2) 11.30 Kids Behind Bars 12.30am The World’s Strictest Parents 1.30 Don’t Tell The Bride 2.30 Kids Behind Bars 3.30 World’s Craziest Fools

7.00pm Marguerite And Armand 7.30 A Lifetime Of Dance: Merce Cunningham 9.00 Margot 10.30 Opus Jazz 11.30 For Art’s Sake The Story Of Ballets Russes 12.30am Margot 1.55 Opus Jazz 2.55 A Lifetime Of Dance: Merce Cunningham

1.40pm America’s Got Talent: Boot Camp 2.35 America’s Got Talent: Performance 4.30 America’s Got Talent: Results 5.30 FILM: Garfield: A Tail Of Two Kitties (2006) 7.15 FILM: Jurassic Park III (2001) 9.00 FILM: The Holiday (2006) 11.45 Ghosthunting With The Saturdays 1.35am Teleshopping

12.40pm A Touch Of Frost 2.40 Mansfield Park 4.35 FILM: The Railway Children (1970) 6.50 Mr Bean 7.20 Mr Bean 7.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 FILM: Pride & Prejudice (2005) 11.30 FILM: If Only (2004) 1.30am FILM: The Reality Of Love (2003) 2.55 Drama Trails 3.10 ITV3 Nightscreen

1.10pm Supernanny US (x2) 3.00 Supersize Vs Superskinny 4.00 FILM: Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986) 6.00 Friends (x2) 7.00 Smallville. See highlights. 8.00 Friends (x2) 9.00 Desperate Housewives (x2) 11.00 Being Erica 12.00am The Big Bang Theory 12.30 How I Met Your Mother

12.10pm Scrapheap Challenge 1.15 Coach Trip (x5) 4.05 Baking Mad With Eric Lanlard 4.35 Come Dine With Me (x5) 7.30 The TV Book Club 8.00 River Cottage Every Day 9.00 One Born Every Minute 10.00 Bums, Boobs And Botox 11.05 Spaced 11.40 Black Books 12.10am Curb Your Enthusiasm

11.00am Very Important Person (1961) 1.00pm James And The Giant Peach (1996) 2.35 Carry On Teacher (1962) 4.20 Because Of Winn-Dixie (2005) 6.25 Terms Of Endearment (1983) 9.00 Aeon Flux (2005) 10.45 Sleuth (2007) 12.30am Que La Bete Meure (1969) 2.40 Woody Allen On Bergman

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monday 4 Coronation Street ITV1, 7.30pm & 8.30pm OMG! The gossip will be rattling the windows of the Rovers for days over Fiz’s sudden arrest.

She didn’t mean to get into all of this. It’s her husband, The Most Incompetent Villain Ever (TM) that got her into this pretty pickle.

Anyway, contemplating life without her family may just make her crack in the second episode.

Sirens Channel 4, 10pm The emergency services sitcom sees our ambulance lads a smidge rattled by the testosterone-laden fellas from the fire service. 999 competition ahoy! And while dropping off at the A&E, Stuart is less than complimentary about their clientele and lets slip some rather intimate information.

One Tree Hill E4, 9pm What started as a teen drama about an illegitimate teenage boy from the poor side of the tracks is now all about his rich friends who have become rather successful twentysomethings.

But still trouble-bound. Reckon you can’t be troubled and rich?

Clay and Quin discover they’ve been shot. All the trouble.

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7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders Ronnie is stunned when Michael finally reveals his true intentions.

8.30 Why Hate Junk Mail? Panorama Tom Heap investigates whether Royal Mail would be able to survive without junk mail, and asks what the postal service has to do with darker side of the letters business - scam mail.

9.00 New Tricks Drama.

UCOS reinvestigate the 2001 death of Dr Bernard Fletcher, a senior palaeontologist at the Natural History Museum.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 A Question Of Sport Sue Barker hosts the popular sports quiz.

11.05 In With The Flynns Comedy.

Liam finds out that Chloe’s got a fake ID and plans to go to a flash party.

11.35 The Graham Norton Show Repeat of Friday’s show.

12.20am Weatherview 12.25 Sign Zone: Business Nightmares With Evan Davis 1.25 Luther 2.25 Britain’s Secret Seas 3.25 Animal 24:7 4.10 Island Parish 4.40 BBC News

6.00 – 9.05am Children’s television 9.05 The Koala Brothers 9.15 Guess With Jess 9.30 Nina And The Neurons: In The Lab 9.45 Chuggington: Badge Quest 9.50 Big Cook Little Cook 10.10 Little Charley Bear 10.15 ZingZillas 10.40 Waybuloo 11.00 Yesterday At Wimbledon 12.00pm The Daily Politics 12.30 GMT With George Alagiah 1.00 Diagnosis Murder 1.45 To Buy Or Not To Buy 2.15 Animal 24:7 3.00 Flog It! 3.45 Antiques Road Trip 4.30 The Weakest Link 5.15 Escape To The Country 6.00 Eggheads Quiz.

6.30 Great British Railway Journeys Michael Portillo takes to the tracks. Poop! Poop!

7.00 The Truth About Wildlife: Farming Chris Packham looks at the state of wildlife on farms and finds many key species in decline.

7.30 Hampton Court Palace Flower Show 2011 The first of three programmes from the 2011 RHS Hampton Court Palace Flower Show.

8.00 University Challenge Jeremy Paxman asks the questions as two teams of students battle it out.

8.30 Antiques Master Not about a favourite teacher of yore well past retirement age. Not about that.

9.00 Made In Britain Evan Davis looks at the British economy and asks what our country is good at and how it can pay its way in the world.

10.00 James May’s Things You Need To Know... Do you ever look up at the sky and wonder why it’s blue? Or what a cloud is? Or how you can avoid being hit by lightning? In this programme James May asks the big questions about the weather.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Jeremy Paxman.

11.20 The Many Faces Of Michael Caine Following Sir Michael Caine’s impressive career.

12.20am The Tudors 1.15 BBC News

6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Ten Mile Menu 3.00 Secret Dealers 4.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 Dinner Date

6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Freshly Squeezed 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Frasier 8.25 According To Jim 8.55 Friends 9.25 Back To You 9.55 Relocation, Relocation 11.00 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Mary Portas: Secret Shopper 1.00 FILM: Operation Pacific (1951) 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Brendan is delighted when Dodger manages to crack the code to the safe.

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 Sainsbury’s And Channel 4 Present David Clarke 2012 8.00 Landlords From Hell: Dispatches In this undercover investigation, Jon Snow reports on the return of the slum landlord in 21st-century Britain. At a time when more people than ever are having to rent privately, unable to get on the property ladder, Dispatches reveals the shocking conditions in which tenants are forced to live.

9.00 Embarrassing Teen Bodies The doctors help to tackle the ailments that torment teens. The truck parks up at Sheffield Hallam Uni for Freshers’ Fair as the docs unzip some downstairs dilemmas.

10.00 Sirens See highlights 11.05 4thought.tv 11.10 FILM: Working Girl (1988) Starring Melanie Griffith, Harrison Ford, Sigourney Weaver, Joan Cusack. A self-educated secretary tries to get her foot on the corporate ladder by clinching a deal of her own in the absence of her female boss.

1.15am PokerStars.co.uk UK And Ireland Poker Tour 2.10 Bob’s Burgers 2.35 Hill Street Blues 3.25 One Tree Hill 4.10 Ancient Egyptians 5.05 Machines Time Forgot

6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.10 Milkshake! Show Songs 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Roary The Racing Car 8.40 Hana’s Helpline 8.50 The WotWots 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Wright Stuff Extra With Gabby Logan 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Ice Road Truckers 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 3.15 FILM: A Decent Proposal (2006) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Nicole gets in touch with Marilyn.

6.25 OK! TV Kate Walsh and Matt Johnson present a lively mix.

7.00 5 News At 7 7.30 How Do They Do It? Robert Llewellyn reveals how Las Vegas is supplied with clean water, how the world’s largest outdoor television was made, and how Ferrari constructed a four-seat supercar.

8.00 Police Interceptors Documentary series profiling the work of a high-speed police interception unit in South Yorkshire.

9.00 The Restaurant Inspector Restaurateur Fernando Peire comes to the aid of struggling eateries across Britain. Fernando travels to a small village in East Sussex, where he visits an eatery that has fallen on hard times. Can a simple namechange alter the restaurant’s fortunes? Maybe you know it already.

10.00 FILM: Conspiracy Theory (1997) Starring Mel Gibson, Julia Roberts, Patrick Stewart, Cylk Cozart.

Thriller. A New York cabbie’s innate paranoia and obsession with toplevel conspiracy theories put his life in danger when one of his paranoias turns out to be true.

12.45am Forensic Files 1.15 SuperCasino 4.00 Meals In Moments 4.10 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (x2) 4.55 County Secrets 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 House Doctor

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (x3) 9.00 ODI Cricket 11.00 Ashes Memories - Edgbaston 1997 11.30 Masters Football: Midlands Masters 2.30pm Ashes Memories - Edgbaston 1997 3.00 ODI Cricket 5.00 Ashes Memories: Heroes To Zeroes 5.30 Live Twenty20 Cricket 9.00 Ashes Memories: Heroes To Zeroes 10.00 Time Of Our Lives 11.00 Twenty20 Cricket 1.00am Soccer AM: The Best Bits 2.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 2.30 Sports Unlimited 3.30 Watersports World 4.30 Max Power 5.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Charity pushes things too far with Diane.

7.30 Coronation Street See highlights.

8.00 The Unforgettable Frankie Howerd The story of one of Britain’s best-loved comedians who, despite his success and stardom in TV programmes including Up Pompeii and films such as the Carry On series, suffered from nerves, guilt and neuroses about his homosexuality.

8.30 Coronation Street See highlights.

9.00 Babies Behind Bars Concluding part of the documentary following a group of pregnant inmates at Indiana Women’s Prison, which runs a pioneering baby wing.

Cameras witness the heart-wrenching scenes as repeat offender Heather is taken in leg-irons to give birth to a baby girl whom she is forced to give up. Inmates Rebecca and Bobbi are luckier - they are given prized places on the baby wing.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 FILM: Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985) Starring Sylvester Stallone, Richard Crenna, Steven Berkoff. All-action sequel.

12.25am The Zone 2.25 Nightwatch With Steve Scott 3.20 ITV Nightscreen 4.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 5.30 ITV Morning News

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Kings Of The Surf 7.00 WWE The Bottom Line 8.00 PGA Tour Golf 1.00pm European Tour Golf 3.00 Goodwood Festival Of Speed 5.00 Canter Banter 5.30 Wild Spirits 6.00 Absolute Match Fishing 6.30 NASCAR 7.30 LIVE Elite League Speedway 9.30 NASCAR 10.30 Boots ‘n’ All - The Tries 11.30 Elite League Speedway 1.30am European Tour Golf 2.30 PGA Tour Golf 3.30 Shell’s Wonderful World Of Golf 5.00 Close

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7.00pm Doctor Who 7.50 Doctor Who Confidential 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Kill It, Cut It, Use It 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 World’s Craziest Fools 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 Don’t Tell The Bride 12.45am Kids Behind Bars 1.45 World’s Craziest Fools 2.15 Kill It, Cut It, Use It 3.15 Doctor Who

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Born To Be Wild 8.00 The Bear Family And Me 9.00 Guilty Pleasures 10.00 Ford’s Dagenham Dream 11.00 Hotel Deluxe 12.00am Rubicon 12.45 Ford’s Dagenham Dream 1.45 The Bear Family And Me 2.45 Guilty Pleasures 5.30 Close

1.00pm Emmerdale 1.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.40 The Real Housewives Of Orange County 4.40 Loose Women 5.40 Judge Judy (x3) 7.00 Odd One In 7.45 Pixie Lott: The Hot Desk 8.00 Celebrity Grimefighters 9.00 FILM: Knocked Up (2007) 11.40 FILM: Three Kings (1999) 1.50am Coronation Street

1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 Monarch Of The Glen 3.05 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman 4.00 Daily Cooks Challenge 5.00 Goodnight Sweetheart 5.40 Heartbeat 6.40 Monarch Of The Glen 7.55 Jeeves And Wooster 9.00 Taggart 10.00 Murder In Suburbia 11.05 Cracker (x2) 1.15am ITV3 Nightscreen 1.30 Teleshopping

1.05pm Smallville: Superman The Early Years 1.55 Hollyoaks 2.25 Gilmore Girls 3.25 Glee 4.20 Friends (x3) 5.55 My Name Is Earl (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends (x3) 9.00 One Tree Hill. See highlights. 10.00 Dirty Sexy Things 11.00 Tool Academy 12.10am My Name Is Earl (x2) 1.15 Glee

4.40pm A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.45 Relocation, Relocation Updates 6.50 Celebrity Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 The Hotel 10.00 Country House Rescue 11.00 The Daily Show With Jon Stewart: Global Edition 11.30 Unreported World 12.00am The Hotel

11.00am That Touch Of Mink (1962) 12.55pm The Tall Men (1955) 3.15 High Anxiety (1977) 5.05 Shadow Of A Doubt (1943) 7.10 Taxi (2004) 9.00 Sleeping With The Enemy (1991) 10.50 Through A Glass, Darkly (1962) 12.35am Winter Light (1962) 2.10 The Silence (1963) 4.00 Close

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