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the city magazine for brighton & hove

Festivals special

H jobs H news H food H listings H tv guide H

Watch highlights from Brighton Festival, Brighton Festival Fringe, The Great Escape, Meadowlands, Artists Open Houses & Naked Bike Ride on Brighton Lights.

21 – 27 June 2011


MICHAEL BALL On playing Sweeney Todd, the demon barber of Fleet Street SUMMER IN THE CITY Fashion with added eco-credentials WIN! Brighton Rock, new on DVD

Young guns Award-winning designers at the Burt Brill & Cardens Graduate Show page 15

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CONTENTS >on paper brighton’s magazine

NEWS & COMMENT 04 Latest People Ab Fab By The Sea, Brighton Beer Festival VIP launch, Albion In The Community & NHS Brighton & Hove’s campaign launch, Sussex Business Awards launch 07 News; Latest Inbox How Albion In The Community saved one man’s life; baring it all for the Naked Bike Ride; readers’ letters 08 By The Sea Fiery foods, fair trade gifts and collectable artwork 09 Sport Andy Winter finds star cricketers on our doorstep 09 Geeks On Wheels 100Mbps broadband update; Nokia Vs Apple 10 Bare Cheek Mike Hunter has the answer; plus new apps 10 Mad Matt Matt Whistler devises a Party Dare Cracker 11 City Speak Ruby longs for the good old days, Tasha’s in NYC, Will finds the wellington boot makes a good weapon 12 Snapshots Paula Seabourne-Pearson and Maarten Hoffman 12 Competitions Win the newly released Brighton Rock on DVD

L7 INTERVIEW 13 Michael Ball finishes his stint as Edna in Hairspray and heads over to the dark side to play Sweeney Todd

LIFESTYLE 15 Cover feature: University Of Brighton The Burt Brill & Cardens Graduate Show prize-winners 16 Fashion special Fashion with health and the environment in mind 19 Andrew Kay’s Food & Drink Andrew visits High Weald Dairy 20 Hotlist Top places to dine this week 21 Health & Beauty Bupa International and the TAKEPART Festival Of Sport

21–27 JUNE


>on tv

Online this week, win tickets to Lucha Future – the Mexican wrestling event coming to Brighton Dome in July; read all the latest news and reviews of recent shows and let us know what you thought too. And while you’re online check out our Facebook page and set Mad Matt’s next challenge. It’s all online at

Brighton Lights

16 AOH TV specials Take a tour with us around the Artists Open Houses and meet some of the artists involved. Watch our programmes at:

Comedy, music or clubs?


WHAT’S ON 22 Reviews; Bookings; Latest Brighton Download Chart Corrie!, The Saturdays, Example, The Osmonds 24 Latest Previews Johnny Boy, Brighton Japan Festival, comedy feast 28 Stars; TV Highlights & Listings Weekly horoscopes; Four Of A Kind; 7-day TV listings Managing Editor Bill Smith Business Director Angi Mariani Finance Manager Sharon Caple Administration Claire Peerless


Sales Director Lynne Edwards Advertising Manager Natasha Prochaski Advertising Sales Carla Read Creative Director Andrew Kay

Production Director Fiona McTernan Art Director Stephen King Production Manager Neil Ive Entertainment Editor & Production Editor Victoria Nangle

Find out what’s going on in Brighton while you’re on the move with comprehensive listings straight to your mobile phone Editor Zara Baker Sub Editors Glyn George Melina Greenfield Rachel Junior Editorial Assistant Laura Hayward

Music Editor Jeff Hemmings Music Listings Nick Aldwinckle Design Anand Day Andrew Wright

Beach... Sightseeing... Dining Effortless styles for summer in the city including the best in fair trade & vintage fashion, starts page 16

Illustrators Lili Bé Paul Lewis Photography Patrick Kneath Diana Frangi

Not many people would recognise Andrew Comben but this unassuming man has given the Brighton Festival the national prominence that it always deserved. Our reporter, the equally unassuming Jenni Davidson interviews Andrew this week on the new edition of Brighton Lights. We have too an exclusive look at the award winners from the Brighton Festival and the Brighton Festival Fringe. Two of the biggest cult bands in the world are also on our show courtesy of Brighton music filmmakers Bowlegs ( & The appropriately named Cults and The Antlers filmed at The Great Escape in Brighton. We also look at three other festivals: Artists Open Houses and Jamie McCartney’s much talked about exhibition, the best of Meadowlands and a glimpse of The Naked Bike Ride! Yes, it is a festival and you probably do want more than a glimpse. Brighton Lights is presented by Val Aviv. Watch it at

Watch our shows at If you want to be involved with Latest TV come along to our open meetings every Monday at Latest Musicbar, 5.30pm.

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Absolutely Fabulous By The Sea, Albion In The Community, Brighton Beer Festival & Sussex Business Awards launches

Absolutely fabulous No. 4 North Street, Portslade is possibly the oldest premises in Brighton & Hove that has been run as the same business. For the past 100 years it has been a hairdressing salon and for the past 60 years it has been owned by the same family. Now Annie Douglas, who has had 35 years in the business, has taken over the salon Absolutely Fabulous By The Sea and will be continuing the tradition. Many current clients and friends were invited to the opening and were treated to pink sparkling wine, strawberries and scones and viewed art from Claire Johnson, a local artist who was exhibiting some of her work. Annie will be working alongside Mandy Humphery, who is also an experienced hair stylist. New customers are welcome. Call 01273 418481. Photos: Patrick Kneath

Mandy Humphrey (hair stylist), Barbara Shortland & Doris Mitchell (clients)

d), June Penn (astrologer & frien Annie Douglas (proprietor)

Annie Douglas (proprietor), Jenny Ventris (friend)

Simply the best

Mine’s a pint

Nominations for the Sussex Business Awards (SBA) 2011 are now open. Launch events were held to celebrate the opening of the Awards at Pub Du Vin in Brighton and Bannatyne Hotel in Hastings. The launch was attended by over 200 business representatives The Best New Business Of The Year (The Grounded Events Company, from across Sussex. Brighton Marathon) There are 11 trophies up for grabs including the prestigious Sussex Company of the Year and the award for the Most Promising New Business, Last year’s SBA winners included The Brighton Marathon (organised by Grounded Events), which scooped two awards: Leisure & Tourism and the Best New Business Award. Lettings agency, Leaders, was named Sussex Mike Holland (Stamner House) Company of the Year. Peter Field, Lord Lieutenant of East Sussex is the new chairman of the judges for 2011. Sussex companies have until 2 September to prepare their applications. To enter simply go online at You can enter up to three categories plus the Healthiest Workplace. There is a small entry charge of £50 for one award and £100 for three to cover the administration costs of the scheme. Photos: Paul Fletcher

Wednesday 15 June celebrated the VIP launch of Brighton Beer Festival at Plateau restaurant. Organisers, sponsors, Mayor Anne Meadows, and the press supported the run-up to a new and exciting trade, corporate, public and VIP event for the whole of Sussex. The Brighton Beer Festival 2011 is hitting our shores 14–17July. The Festival is great for team-building between employees, networking, or just the chance to enjoy some of the world’s best ales, beers and ciders, as well as a selection of live bands and entertainment across the four days. Photos: Diana Frangi

Tony Harvey, David Crosby and Warren Moore (Crosby & Moore solicitors) Vincent Lebon and Thierry Pluquet (owners of Plateau restaurant)

Rory Cameron (Brighton Bea Boys), Stan Stanley and Alexch Crane (band Samsara) dows, Paula Karron Eubank, Kristian Mea Clive Gordon Seabourne-Pearson (PR),

Sussex Business Award 2010 winners

Stephanie Harding (organiser), Debra Lewes (PR), Mayor Anne Meadows, Tony Meadows

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Steve with his wife and daughter

On the ball Albion in the Community’s health department and NHS Brighton and Hove are working on a joint cancer awareness campaign which will run until March next year. The launch of the campaign revolves around the story of lifelong Albion fan Ernest Vye from Southwick who was diagnosed with bowel cancer after getting a leaflet and speaking to an Albion In The Community volunteer at the Withdean in January 2010. Largely due to his early diagnosis he has managed to make a near full recovery. Ernest wrote to Albion in the Community recently to thank them for saving his life. He has been a supporter of the Albion since 1946 and a season ticket holder for a number of years. His season ticket was presented to him by the Albion manager Gus Poyet for his seat in the West Stand at the new Amex Stadium. For more info: and follow the link to Albion In The Community. Photos: Patrick Kneath


Zara Baker (Latest 7), Angi Mariani (Latest TV), Gus Poyet (manager, BHAFC), Martina Pickin (NHS Brighton & Hove)

Angi Mariani (Latest TV), Martina Pickin (NHS Brighton), Ernest Vye

Angi Mariani (Latest TV), Gus Poyet (manager, BHAFC)

Martina Pickin (NHS Brighton & Hove), Gus Poyet (manager, Yuki (Latest TV), Angi Mariani (Latest TV), BHAFC), Ernest Vye Martina Pickin (NHS Brighton & Hove), Ernest Vye

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A call to decriminalise personal use of drugs; benefit cheats fined; a salute to carers & dads


righton Pavilion MP Caroline Lucas caused a storm with a call to decriminalise personal use of drugs and she cited the city’s police chief Chief Superintendent Graham Bartlett as a sympathiser. Bold and brave stands they may be but they are unlikely to sway a vote-scared Commons. Twenty years ago a former governor of Ford Prison in Littlehampton told this reporter: “I want to tell you why prohibition has failed, that it turns users into criminals to finance their habits, that it wastes hundreds of millions of taxpayers' pounds on police raids, court proceedings, probation, prison and rehabilitation.” He said then that the money – and a lot less would be needed – would be better spent on improved health provision and education for users, if for no other reason than to save

some of the poor souls who die every year from overdoses and bad drugs. The former governor’s voice, predictably, was lost in the political wind and there are fears these latest calls will quickly fade away. Meanwhile, while Mr Bartlett has vowed to continue upholding the law as it stands, Ms Lucas has promised to get the best experts in the business to debate the issues and options locally. At least Brighton and Hove is talking. What do you think? Email Staying with crime, the City Council has been cracking down on benefit cheats. A Hove photographer who failed to declare an inheritance of £89,000 fraudulently claimed £15,795 in housing benefit and £524 Council Tax benefit. He was given an eight-week suspended sentence, ordered to do 200 hours unpaid work, and was made to pay back all the benefits with £930 costs. Meanwhile, a Brighton man who claimed more than £26,000 benefits while he was living in Egypt was caught following an anonymous tip-off to council officers. He failed to tell anyone of his move abroad and continued to claim housing and pension benefits. He was given a 10-week suspended prison sentence, ordered to carry out 300 hours of unpaid work, and to pay back all benefits owed along with £930 court costs. There was good news for the unsung heroes – a new free card giving carers discounts on a range of

Baby steps


wo local businessmen have reached the final of the ‘Barclays Take One Small Step’ competition and hope to win the £50,000 prize to invest in the start up of their new business. Conceived on a houseboat in Shoreham, Mike Edwards and David Solomons’ BUNDL® is a baby-lifting blanket, which means you can lift, lay down, or move a baby with just one hand. The BUNDL® is especially useful for mothers who have had Csections or complicated births and parents with bad backs. It can

also help disabled parents, wheelchair users and elderly grandparents who are often unable

leisure and other activities across Brighton & Hove. Those who provide regular care, unpaid help or support to people – often relatives, friends or neighbours – who have a disability, mental health problem or long-term illness can now get a Carers Card. It’s a joint initiative between the council, local charity Amaze and the city’s Carers Centre, and gives discounts at places including Brighton Bowlplex, Duke of York’s Cinema, ZT Fitness, City College’s Gallery Restaurant, their Hair and Beauty Salon, and the Dome, Komedia and Brighton Theatre Royal. Young carers will get discounts on a range of local activities including Funplex, Westow’s World of Play and the Sea Life Centre. Go to Good luck to Hove mum and former Channel 4 Big Breakfast fitness adviser Livia O’Toole who has launched a business tailored to helping mums shift their “baby bellies”. She’s giving a talk on 29 June at Park Cafe in Dyke Road. For more information contact And just so we don’t forget dads – this is Dads’ Week, organised by Fiveways Early Years Cluster Group and aimed at dads and male carers who play their part bringing up children. Events include: Poems for Dads at the Park View pub; Book Nook Story Session at Hertford Infant School, and Dads Do Tea at the Hollingdean community centre on Thompson Road. Email or phone Hertford school on 01273 552931. Lets’s hear it for the parents! What do you think of the call to decriminalise the personal use of drugs? follow me on twitter


to lift babies off the floor and struggle to lift them in and out of car seats, cots, and prams. “I came up with this beautifully simple idea after my wife had a complicated birth limiting her movement, and I had a bad back inhibiting mine,” says David. “We found it very hard to move our baby around, particularly with car seats, prams and cots. The BUNDL® not only makes all of the lifting and moving possible, but also solves the age-old problem for parents who fear waking their sleeping babies while simply moving them around! I remember that well and wished I’d had the BUNDL® then!” David worked with Mike on the ergonomics of the BUNDL®, so that

Teen Spirit, LS529 I’ve always been the type to not socialise much unless you include studying with friends. Society nowadays seems like they make university the most secure option but really, many of my friends, though they’re studying at the university, will take a semester off to do a marine biology internship or study abroad, or whatever they feel like doing and then return back to school and to me, that sounds like SUCH an exciting option! You’re getting the best of both worlds. The way you’re planning your future seems amazing and it seems like you’ll get more out of it. So with every hope, I wish you good luck! Rahie, via Brighton’s First Maker Faire I'm part of the volunteer team organising the first ever Maker Faire in Brighton this September ( The Maker Faire is a DIY/craft festival, all about bringing people's workshop/garage/living room projects out into public to inspire and educate others. We're calling for anyone with a project to share to come forward and apply to exhibit at the Dome in Brighton on 3 September. We're trying to attract as wide a range of makers as possible – from amateur electronics enthusiasts, hackers and digital artists to extreme knitters, paper engineers and beyond. Applications close on 30 June. You can find out more about Brighton Maker Faire on Rowan Stanfield, volunteer, via email You can also write to Letters, Latest Homes, Unit 1, Level 5 North, New England House, New England Street, Brighton, BN1 4GH

it fully supports and protects the baby’s head and neck and spine, while keeping them safe and warm. Over 5,000 businesses registered for the ‘Barclays Take One Small Step’ competition, which has been whittled down to a shortlist of just 27. Snugglebundl® has made it through to the last three finalists in the southern region. To win the prize money the finalists must now drum up public votes for their idea. To vote, and to see the other finalists log onto Closing date for voting: 27 June 2011.

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BY THE SEA Brighton Marina’s Kirsty Harris finds some treasure troves Brighton Marina has a whole host of shopping on offer and I am aware many people aren’t aware of how eclectic it has become. The centre has some innovative and creative stores. Did you know, you can pop into the studio at Eclectia Gallery for a photo shoot session and take the results home with you? They also stock creative photographic prints of Brighton and Sussex, including a very famous image of the West Pier. The Laughing Dog Gift Shop and Gallery is another great favourite, with many of their gifts, collections and gadgets supplied by local producers and designers with the gallery crammed with canvasses as well as touring exhibitions. Keeping on the art trail and new to the centre is Artnique, a multiplethora of dynamic art styles, offering a one-stop space for themed art including rock and pop memorabilia.

The Fiery Foods Store is a must visit. Whether you’re tasting or purchasing you will find the expected as well as the unexpected with fiery ice cream, chocolate, bangers, plants, and a wide range of sauces, pickles and dips – if you like it hot you will love this store. For Fair Trade supporters Love That Stuff is the city’s largest fair trade store and rumoured to be the biggest in the UK. Pebbles Furnishing and Coco’s offer some of the greatest contemporary furniture ranges around, from incredibly stylish clocks and mirrors of all shapes and sizes to the Saur hand-carved double foot stool for outdoor use... it’s highly recommended you visit these guys when looking for something stylish and bespoke. Pebble Beech is a delightful treasure trove specialising in craft, gifts and accessories. Last, but not least, there’s the wonderful Chocoholly – where you can take part in chocolate-making workshops every weekend. You will be amazed at just how much chocolate you make and then get to take home. Take full advantage of the Marina this summer with the Brighton Marina Advantage Card. With over 25 venues participating offering incredible moneysaving deals, it’s well worth a visit. Simply visit and register.


Gus Poyet & Ernest Vye Photo: Patrick Kneath

Ahead of the game Albion In The Community launches a new cancer awareness campaign with NHS Brighton and Hove A lifelong Albion supporter was presented with his 2011/12 season ticket by Seagulls manager Gus Poyet at the new Amex Stadium last week. Ernest Vye, 76, from Southwick, picked up a leaflet titled ‘Are You Ahead Of The Game?’ that was handed out to him by Albion In The Community volunteers at a match in January last year. After

recognising symptoms of bowel cancer as outlined in the leaflet, Ernest went to see his GP. Largely due to his early diagnosis he has managed to make a near full recovery and thanks Albion In The Community for saving his life. Ernest picked up his new season ticket from Albion manager Gus Poyet in what was the launch of a

new cancer awareness campaign partnership between Albion In The Community’s Health Department and NHS Brighton and Hove. Their aim is to increase awareness of detecting the early signs of cancer. Following Ernest’s remarkable story, the first stage of the new campaign focuses on bowel cancer. “I’m absolutely delighted to be here today,” said Ernest from the new stadium. “Albion In The Community believed in me and now we want to help others and create awareness.” “Bowel cancer affects both men and women,” said Martina Pickin, of NHS Brighton and Hove. “We carried out a local awareness survey and found most people were unaware that women can get bowel cancer, too. The earlier the diagnosis, the better the survival rate.” With around 36,000 people diagnosed with bowel cancer in the UK each year, the new awareness campaign unveiled at The Amex stresses the importance of recognising the symptoms of cancer early on. “We shouldn’t be embarrassed about checking, but until cancer affects someone close to us, we often don’t react, which is very sad,” said Gus Poyet, whose father died of cancer. “We want people to come to watch the football and enjoy it and be healthy.” See also Latest People, p4&5. The full interviews with Gus Poyet, Ernest Vye and Martina Pickin at The Amex Stadium will soon be online at

L7 NEWS in brief >Bucking the trend

The next ‘Pamper Me!’ bridal evening for brides-to-be takes place in the Paganini Ballroom at The Old Ship Hotel on 30 June. Bucking the trend of the ‘usual wedding fair’ Pamper Me!’s events take place in the summer and winter. Wedding fairs tend to be mostly visited by brides so Pamper Me! caters to this. The evening format has been a real hit, too, with a more relaxed atmosphere, far greater interaction with the exhibitors, and a more fun experience. It’s only £2 on the door, plus there’s a glass of bubbly for everyone on arrival, and a lovely goody bag to take away. All enquiries to

>Food matters

The sixth annual Sussex Food and Drink Awards is now open to the public for voting. Awards include Sussex Food Producer of the Year, Best Sussex Food/Farm Shop and Best Sussex Eating Experience. Voting is open until 2 October, when a shortlist will be vetted by a panel of experts, chaired by food industry expert, Clive Beddall OBE.

Dare to bare? This past weekend (19 June) saw the annual London To Brighton bike ride, but the previous week saw a bike ride with a difference: over 300 people got on their bikes and stripped off for Brighton’s annual Naked Bike Ride on Sunday 12 June. Part of the World Naked Bike Ride, it’s a peaceful protest that celebrates ‘bikes and bodies’. Event organiser, Duncan Blinkhorn, 49, said: “For some, being naked is self-expression, for many it’s political, some just

come for the ride. It’s less about being naked and more about raising awareness of carbon emissions.” Bad weather meant numbers were down on previous years but hundreds of dedicated people still arrived at The Level ready to go riding ‘bare as they dare.’ Nathan Catt has been on all of five Brighton Naked Bike Rides and said: “I’m anti-oil dependency and come for environmental causes. This year was a bit cold but everyone was enthusiastic so it was still good fun.” Words: Amy Braithwaite.

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Beyond The Boundary Andy Winter on the top-form Sussex cricketers


eason IV of the Indian Premier League reached a climax on Monday 30 May as the Chennai Super Kings beat the Royal Chargers Bangalore for their second successive IPL title. The IPL brings together the best players in the world, with teams created following an auction where bids of over a million US dollars are placed on the top players for a six-week contract. I think there is something obscene about these sums being paid to sportsmen in a country with such deep-rooted poverty. But you don’t need to go to India to see some of the world’s best players coming together to play great cricket. The Sussex Sharks are among the best Twenty 20 teams in England and, on current form, could challenge the best in the world, and the contract sums are far more modest.


Geeks-on-Wheels Jamie Shaw of Geeks-on-Wheels knows what’s new in computerland 100Mbps broadband update BT has released a list of additional locations that are to be included in its £2.5bn superfast broadband rollout. The list includes 66 exchanges across the country, serving nearly one million homes and businesses. Newly, local, announced exchanges include Brighton’s Kemp Town, Hastings and Eastbourne. Most BT customers covered by the newly announced exchanges can expect to receive superfast broadband by 2012, with the rest due to be upgraded by the end of this year as part of the telco's drive to bring fibre broadband to two-thirds of UK homes and businesses by 2015. Three-quarters of BT’s fibre infrastructure will be fibre to the cabinet bringing BT customers download speeds of up to 40Mbps, while the remaining quarter will provide fibre-to-the-home connections with download speeds of up to 100Mbps.

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The Sussex club has created a “I still marvel successful blend of proven international players and home-grown talent. So who at the talent I see can you see at Hove this season? The batting lineup includes England’s T20 week in, week world cup winners and local boys Luke Wright and Mike Yardy, the big hitting out at Hove” New Zealander Lou Vincent, Zimbabwean Murray Goodwin, and Ireland’s Ed Joyce. Bowling for Sussex are the South African opening bowler, Wayne Parnell, the ever-youthful Pakistan opener Rana Naved, along with Wright and Yardy and fellow England international Monty Panesar. Supporting them with bat and ball is the Cuckfield-born Chris Nash, who is having the season of his life, and wicket keeper Andy Hodd, a more than able deputy for Sussex’s Matt Prior who is currently in the Test team playing Sri Lanka. So, how far would you have travel and how much would you have to pay for a lineup such as this? The answer is the County Ground in Hove, and it will cost no more than £20. And I haven’t yet mentioned those turning out for the opposition. Having grown up in South Africa under Apartheid and during the sporting isolation of that country (which was important in bringing to an end that regime), I saw some great South African cricketers but missed out on the best from around the world. So I still marvel at the talent I see week in, week out at Hove. I am amazed that Brighton and Hove does not do more to celebrate this sporting jewel and why there aren’t full houses at every match. Have you been to see the cricketing talent in Hove?

Nokia has won an on-going legal battle over patents with Apple. The two companies have been fighting in the legal battle since October 2009, when Nokia sued Apple in the US, arguing the iPhone-maker was getting a “free ride” on technologies patented by Nokia. Nokia has now said they will be more aggressive in licensing their patents, with further legal battles ahead. From a financial perspective this is good news for Nokia who are struggling to make money and keep up with the likes of Apple. How times have changes in the mobile marketplace!

IT apprenticeships The Co-operative Group (Co-op) will offer IT apprenticeships as part of its £9m Apprenticeship Academy for 16

to 25 year olds. The Co-op plans to create 2,000 jobs over the next three years through its academy as part of the government’s commitment to fund apprenticeships in the UK. The apprenticeships will be created for corporate IT functions, based at Co-op’s head offices in Manchester. Training will include upgrading IT software, systems operations and supporting hardware equipment, as well as working towards City & Guilds and CompTIA Network+ qualifications. Co-op will also recruit apprentices for its food, pharmacy, financial services and funeral industry businesses. Research by E-Skills, the sector skills council for business and information technology, shows the number of IT professionals under the age of 30 fell from 33 per cent in 2001 to 19 per cent in 2010. The industry body believes that more than 100,000 new entrants are needed in the IT industry to keep pace with demand. The number of IT apprenticeships is yet to be confirmed, but vacancies will be available to apply for later this year. On a more localised basis Sky is recruiting 50 IT graduates  to develop mobile and web-based applications at its London-based software engineer training academy. BT, IBM and Visa Europe also offer IT apprenticeship schemes for school leavers.

Facebook IPO Rumour control has it that Facebook are preparing for an IPO (Initial Public Offering) in the first quarter of 2012, which could see the social networking site reach a valuation of £60bn. The rumours follow LinkedIn’s recent flotation which saw the company exceed stock market expectations by more than doubling its share price in one day, reaching a value of almost $10bn.

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Bare cheek Brian Mitchell and Joseph Nixon’s thoroughly scurrilous Brighton column


FRANK STUBBS PROMOTES, £1.99 App dedicated to the 1993 comedydrama, with Stubbs-related games and quizzes, and news on whether there are any plans for the series' return (Answer: No, not at the moment.) SAUSAGE ROLL, £1.29 Covert your iPhone into a SAUSAGE ROLL. Literally seconds of fun. DUCKULA SWEARBOX 59p Virtual swearbox into which money is automatically deducted from your bank account every time you swear. This action is accompanied by a wry, puckish comment from Count Ducklua, the semi-popular ’80s Cosgrove Hall animated character, for reasons that are obscure. GAMBON £1.29 The official Michael Gambon app. "Marvellous" Michael Gambon.

JOKE CORNER Get ready to hold your sides for more rational funnies! Q: What's the difference bewteen a stoat and a weasel? A: A stoat has a black tip to its tail and, in winter, becomes ermine.

Mad Matt Matt Whistler’s invention is completely crackers


his week’s challenge from John Goodey would see Matt pit his wits against one of the world’s smartest inventors. No, Matt didn’t have to take on Peter Jones in the Dragons’ Den, but instead he’d been challenged to pitch a new comedic invention to a highlyastute slug that critiques wine he drinks from plant pots. Having read the slug’s review of “a very average” 1986 Chateau Latour, Matt knew he would have to come up with something spectacular. “My first ideas were a new shaped wheel, a tree made of chocolate or fizzy chips cooked in Lucozade,” Matt remembered. “Then, eureka scalaboosh, the idea came to me: a Party Dare Cracker.”

The Cracker could become the ultimate party game; all it needs is two people to break open the cracker and walk backwards until the string unravels, building up to the ‘Party Dare Climax’. When it’s unravelled, a plastic ball pops out from one end and inside is the dare. As a shrewd investor, the slug wanted to investigate the idea so asked Matt what dares he would include. After cogitating over the concept for a moment, Matt replied: “One dare could be to get on all fours and be a coffee table for five minutes. “Or having to take one item out of everyone's bag and turn it into a one minute story; or removing your belly-button fluff and sending it in an envelope to a random address. “Actually, my favourite is having to hold a shoe to your ear and hold

a conversation with another person holding a shoe who is playing a call-centre worker that cannot answer any questions with a straight answer.” Impressed by his ingenuity, the slug queried whether the invention had been tested. Luckily Matt had already done market research on his ‘completely crackers’ concept. On the first trial at Beachy Head, the string was a bit too long and Matt’s ex-boss hasn’t been seen since, but the second attempt was a resounding success.

In & Out Special “ITV Sitcoms That Gave ITV Sitcoms A Bad Name” Edition:


• That’s My Boy • Hold The Fort • Don’t Drink The Water • Doctors’ Daughters • Roll Over Beethoven • Mixed Blessings • No Honestly

Out • Yes Honestly • South Of The Border • The Upper Hand • Yuss My Dear • The Piglet Files • Me and My Girl • Not On Your Nellie


Dear Mike, Please help. As a child I vividly remember a long-running children’s TV show on which I was hooked. It involved an alien intergalactic time traveller who piloted his curiously-shaped blue spaceship around the universe, sometimes with a human companion in hand. The time traveller was eccentrically dressed in a long coat, big floppy hat, and very long scarf, though I do seem to recall him periodically changing his appearance. At any rate he had many adventures, most of which bore a strange resemblance to existing stories. The show’s budget can’t have been huge, as both the sets and acting were a bit wonky, and the special effects were decidedly poor, but this just added to its charm for me. I did hear that the show had been resurrected recently, but though I’ve scoured newspapers, magazines, and the internet, I could find nary a mention of it. Please, please, please help as I’d love to watch a couple of DVDs of this and relive those childhood memories. Carl Hopper, Hove

Dear Carl, I must admit that your question made me want to “hide behind the sofa” with amazement. I didn't think there was anyone “who” wasn't aware of the identity of this show, but don’t worry – I'll “exterminate” your doubts. The show in question is, of course, Open All Hours, which was written by Roy Clarke and starred Ronnie Barker and David Jason, and is available on DVD from BBC Enterprises. Keep those letters flooding in, Mike X

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A horse walks into a bar and the landlord says “Shoo!”, as the presence of any such animal on his premises would almost certainly lose him his license. Q: What is black and white and red all over? A: The flag of Egypt.

Revellers at a Brighton Fashion Week after-party were wowed by an adapted design with two toilet rolls, an exploding cap and one plastic ball. At the end of Matt’s pitch the slug was so astounded it fell backwards into a pinotfilled plant pot with its antennas poking in the air and a merry twinkle in its eyes. Having convinced the slug, Steve the caretaker advised Matt he should take the idea to the Den. “They look like they could do with the laughs,” he said. To see the slug’s feedback on the Party Dare Cracker or suggest Matt’s next challenge go to or /mattwhistlerbrighton Words: Richard Hook

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Life begins at 70 Ruby Grimshaw thinks before she speaks


wish I was not so inclined to Next to me at the bus stop last interfering. It must be my age week was a middle-aged woman because I seem to be getting with an unhealthy pasty worse. For instance I always find complexion full of black heads, my fingers twitching to grip the especially around her eyes and label hanging over the back of some nose. I thought of my little blackone’s cardigan as they sit in front of head remover (not in my handbag) me on the bus and tuck it in tidily and wanted to get rid of them all for for them. And as for the grey hairs her. I would have enjoyed it and not sprouting on the chin of the woman charged her a penny. sitting next to me – I want to get I was making a fuss of a friendly out my tweezers (I always keep a but rather fat Labrador on the bus pair in the side pocket of my last week and was about to ask the handbag with the antiseptic gel and owner (jokingly of course – she collapsible hoof pick) and pluck was bigger than me) if she was them out. Some comparatively overdoing the dog biscuits a bit. young women seem This is very rich, to be completely coming from oblivious of facial someone who buys “This is rich, hair waving in the full-fat milk as a breeze. I suspect it treat for their coming from is just my problem. overweight cat. I find myself Luckily the owner someone who grimacing at the and dog got off buys full-fat milk before I opened sight of toddlers in push chairs stuffing my mouth. for their cat” themselves with Daughter C, sweets and crisps. I aware of my have to stop myself affliction and able tutting and saying “In my day...” to recognise the emerging fanatical and becoming an interfering old light in my eyes, will, when codger drooling on about the Good necessary, drag me away from Old Days. One day, while in a long potentially embarrassing queue at the bank, I smiled at a situations. I have felt recently that young mother behind me who was a minder to help me keep my giving sections of apple to her little appointments, find my glasses and two year old. “How sensible you remember the names of my are,” I commented and then daughters would be useful. If I do realised how patronising I sounded employ one this would be another and shut up. little duty for them.

Will Harris smooths over a sticky problem


riday night in London and, in a trendy Japanese restaurant, in the shadow of Canary Wharf, four friends have convened to discuss matters of grave importance. “And this,” says M, “is the Repairwear Laser Focus Wrinkle and UV Damage Corrector.” We all look at the small phial in his hand. A pale, cloudy liquid drips sadly from the pipette into the open bottle. Each drop, I suspect, costs more than I earn in a day. “I thought you were only buying organic these days,” I say. “You know, since you watched that film about the mice.” “Oh yeah, the mice,” M pulls a sad face. “But I joined the most amazing website though. I’m paying them thousands and thousands of pounds to tell me what skincare products to buy for thousands and thousands of pounds. Turns out Clinique is far more effective than all those organic brands, although Lancome is the best by a mile.” “We only use Dior,” says N, our resident hag, who has been speaking solely in the first person plural since the Royal Wedding and shows no sign of stopping any time soon. “Did you know,” whispers M, leaning in conspiratorially, “Crème de la Mer is mostly Vaseline?”

Teen Spirit Tasha Dhanrajis feeling a lack of nostalgia


’m in a hotel in New York and memories with Jean and Muriel watching yellow cabs speed down at the county fair. In reality, if down 6th Avenue so recklessly such a scenario did arise in my life that you’d think there was some it would be just flicking through kind of taxi bunny rabbit whizzing slides on an iPad, which isn’t nearly along the side of the pavement that as tear-jerking. they were all chasing. I’m not here I have no real issues with for any particular reason other than Facebook and modern imaging a girls’ weekend away with my technology. But I think it has diluted sister and my mum, but still, the the subtle and incredible ability for trip is concreted in our memories a photograph on glossy paper to through the medium move people and of photography. cause that unique I find the habit of surge of emotion and “The mighty taking photographs memory that in has changed so much ‘untag’ button many ways has over recent years. On formed its own allows us to this trip, none of us nostalgia. The had remembered an mighty power of the delete history” actual camera, so ‘untag’ button has we’ve had to use the given us the ability sketchy image saver that is my to delete history at the click of a mobile. The image quality on my button, as opposed to the old phone is pretty poor. There’s only fashioned and more melodramatic one place where pictures of this past time of burning old calibre belong: Facebook. If we’re all photographs along with locks of hair honest, one of the only reasons we from your first love. It means our all wanted to take photographs memories are now less flawed and wasn’t so we would remember it, less genuine. It really gives a new but more so that our ‘friends’ would meaning to ‘picture perfect’. see them and think we were so cool Time and technology have this and cosmopolitan. irritating tendency of moving on There’s this romantic notion I and leaving us with this sense that have in the movie-biopic of my life ‘things ain’t what they used to be’. in my head that when I am But I suppose that in relation to approaching death, I will have the recording our memories, if younger generation gather round something really was worthy of me with delicate, yellowing photo remembering forever then we will albums and they would lead to a – with or without a photograph to 15-minute montage of all my happy remind us.

Around us the restaurant is filled with suits, ties loosened, cheeks aglow from expensive sake and the sheer joy of the approaching weekend. The waitress arrives with our sashimi, and so too does M’s dilemma. “You remember that marine I hired?” The table nods enthusiastically. Our friend is well known for his hiring policy, which flies in the face of pretty much every piece of equal opportunities legislation ever written. It’s no wonder the economy’s on its arse when, thanks to his unflinching dedication, half the Square Mile is staffed by male underwear models with an average height of 6’3”. “Oh God, it’s such a mess. HR called the other day. Apparently during his last tour of Afghanistan he beat a prisoner up with a wellington boot.” “That is so hot,” says P. “Was it Hunter, or some other brand?” “And now HR is freaking because he was given a “What do I say? out dishonourable discharge.” did he do it?” asks N. ‘Kabul called. Do “Why “Oh, you know the marines,” says P. “Very target you want your driven. He was probably three boot back?’” down for the week and needed one more kill...” “Anyway,” M interjects, “they’ve asked me to take him to one side and talk to him about it. But what am I supposed to say? ‘Kabul called, do you want your boot back’? Won’t he punch me?” “No, no, no, darling, you’re looking at it the wrong way,” says N. “Here’s what you do. You take him into a meeting room, you lock the door...” “Don’t forget your Crème de la Mer!” shouts P. follow me on twitter


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Snap Shots Photographer Diana Frangi captures the faces and places that define our city. This week: The Platinum Club’s Paula Seabourne-Pearson & Maarten Hoffman

Brighton is such a great place to network and the city has a real appetite for it. But some people are certainly tired of the norm and are seeking a more focused event. The Platinum Club caters to this need for more direct interaction by creating a platform where business people can target and link up directly with the key contacts they want to network with. This direct introductory feature is what gives our club its unique advantage over the rest of the networking marketplace.

Paula Seabourne-Pearson and Maarten Hoffmann, of Jenerator Creative in association with The Grand Hotel, launched Brighton’s unique business rendez-vous last month, 'The Platinum Club'. Paula has many years experience at the top end of the PR world for a multitude of impressive clients. Maarten started life at the BBC but has since enjoyed a hugely successful career in creative marketing. Together they have created an exciting and cutting edge project, ‘The Platinum Club’, which allows business leaders to meet once a month in the luxury surroundings of The Grand Hotel. 



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Yes, we had the oldie, but now we have the newie! Of course this is the remake of Graham Greene’s Brighton-based classic. This time around it stars Sam Riley, Andrea Riseborough, John Hurt and Helen Mirren. Brighton Rock charts the headlong fall of Pinkie, a razor-wielding disadvantaged teenager. Come on Brightonians, answer this!

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Michael Ball is busier than ever with the launch of his new album, a live tour & Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street at Chichester Festival Theatre. Andrew Kay talked to him as he finished his long run in Hairspray How are you enjoying the last weeks of Hairspray in Bristol? We are having the best time. I don’t know what’s in the water there, but the audiences have been a credit, a perfect way to end the whole experience. Are you going to miss Edna? Oh God, hugely, but it’s the right time. It’s time to move on, to leave on such a high having had such a success and a joy from beginning to end. But your career has been a string of successes... It’s done alright. The last few years have been especially good, so many diverse things to be able to do: radio, television, records, concerts – it’s been a really bumper time. It’s a massive leap in one year from Edna Turnblad to Sweeney Todd... I think that’s the best thing about it. The musical direction couldn’t be any more different. That’s the excitement for me, not just the character but the kind of music, the style of the show. No false boobs, heels and big hair, it’s just bizarre. It’s not your first time playing a darker character. In Passion your character was very bleak.... That’s the job of being an actor, you get to explore the darker aspects of people and tap into things that maybe are a bit risky. Are you an actor who sings or a singer who acts? That’s a good question. I wear different hats at different times. I think I’m an actor, that’s certainly how I started, but I love singing so much. I find I can express myself with singing better than anything else. What’s most fun: concert performance or theatrical performance? Concerts. What I like in the theatre is the camaraderie, I love working with other people and sparking off them. With concerts you do have it with the musicians and backing singers but it’s not quite the same.

On your new tour are you featuring the new album Heroes? Yes. I am really pleased with it, I’m pleased it’s done so well. The show will be in two halves and the first half is primarily looking at Heroes. But not exclusively. It will be different, new sets and everything, it’s going to be up to date. Do you feel an obligation to perform the hits everyone knows you for? Of course. If I went to see a concert with somebody I like, I want them to perform the songs I know. The secret is getting the balance right, do the songs from albums and the shows and the hits people want.

L7 INTERVIEW 13 Sweeney, as you say, has a more commercial sound to it, but tonally they are very similar. Sondheim is coming over to work with us when we go to Chichester. Will he be there for long? Until we get up and running, he’ll come over and he’ll put his 10 pence worth in. Steve loves his work being performed and getting involved. He’s a very hands-on person. So, you’re at the Brighton Centre for the tour first? I love it. Brighton’s a great place and just up the coast so I’m able to stay at home. It’s the last show of the tour and my birthday the next day so it’s going to be a nice way to see my birthday in. Are you going to keep the audience there until midnight so we can sing ‘Happy Birthday’? Absolutely. Michael Ball appears in concert at The Brighton Centre, Sunday 26 June, 0844 847 1515, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, Chichester Festival Theatre, 24 September to 5 October, 01243 781312,

Heroes has 15 tracks in the end but how many did you start with? About 4328 [laughs]. It was really massive. I think we went to demo with about 25 but the list was enormous when we very first started so hopefully there will be Heroes II – then Heroines. When do you start rehearsals for Sweeney Todd? August the eighth. I can’t wait. I’m really frightened but excited too, all the right emotions for it, I think. Is Sweeney Todd the darkest character you’ve played? Well, Count Fosco was pretty dark in Woman In White. He was a poisoner and a bad bloke. Sweeney tops that, being an actual serial killer. Whose songs do you enjoy most: is it Sondheim or do you prefer another musical composer? Oh God, I just hear a song and think it’s great. Sondheim is the most challenging and therefore when you get it right is more rewarding. It’s musical Marmite. Sweeney Todd has more recognisable tunes in it than many Sondheim works. Absolutely.I actually think if you study the scores of Sweeney and Passion there are similarities in them.

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A great show Passion & prizes at the 2011 Burt Brill & Cardens Graduate Show


his year’s University of Brighton, Faculty of Arts, Graduate Show showcased stunning and prizewinning student work at the Grand Parade galleries in Brighton. The People’s Choice Prize was won by BA(Hons) 3D Materials Practice student Katie Netley with her native Indian totem poles and stacking inspired ceramics. Katie said that her work experience with Sandy Brown ( /sandybrownarts.htm) in Devon was “invaluable to my student experience”. Her initial plans following graduation include running workshops for children. The People’s Choice Prize gave members of the public visiting the show a chance to vote for their favourite work and over 3,000 votes were cast during the show’s six days. Katie talked to visitors about her work throughout the show and her dedication paid dividends as she received a generous cash prize from sponsors Burt Brill and Cardens. Runners up included three other 3D Materials Practice students: Camilla Barnard, Jordanne Cliffe, Lucy Oatley as well as Luke Beachey from Fine Art Printmaking. Previous winners of the People’s prize include Yossel Simpson Little, who went on to join the art modelling team of Tim Burton’s hit animated movie The Corpse Bride, followed by The Fantastic Mr Fox. He is now involved with Burton’s latest creation, Frankenweenie, a story of a little boy who brings his pet dog back to life using kitchen appliances. At the annual Fashion and Textiles Show, TV presenter and fashion

expert Caryn Franklin, from BBC1’s The Clothes Show, said the work on view showed students had “passion, integrity and authenticity”. The catwalk display is among the highlights of the Burt Brill and Cardens Graduate Show which showcases everything from architecture to fine art painting. Caryn said: “This was a great opportunity to see what students at the university are doing. It is quite important for me to link with the educationalists here and I enjoyed hearing about how the university works in this area and how the students are encouraged to practise.  University of Brighton Vice Professor Julian Crampton -Chancellor with Caryn Franklin Photo Andy Weekes

“I see this as a very fertile space for creating collaborations – my most favourite thing of all – and sharing some of the information and experience I’ve developed during my two years’ involvement with the award-winning ‘All walks beyond the catwalk’ initiative.” She said of the show: “This is a fantastic example of the fact that British talent truly has a global reach... graduates today are entering what remains an exciting industry, one full of innovation and inspiration, but also challenges. “The industry has to face up to an increasing numbers of issues – new media, social responsibility and indeed the competition of the

corporate world. It is clear to me that the graduates leaving the University of Brighton receive amazing training here and are confident, both in terms of their own vision and their technical ability.  “What I also saw in the show was passion, integrity and above all, authenticity. Being able to maintain such integrity and one’s own creativity in the corporate world is a tough call, but one these graduates will no doubt achieve.” The show was presented by Dr Catherine Harper, head of the School of Architecture and Design, and guests were welcomed by Malcolm McInnes, the school’s academic programme leader. Carly Read, managing director of Burgess Hillbased Icon Live, presented the Best Business Plan Award to Harriet Toogood, Mdes Textiles with Business graduate, who organised weaving and walking weekends to complement and support the Harris Tweed industry and to teach weaving.

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Summer in the city Must-have summer fashion buys with added eco-credentials & health benefits


ummer in our city is always fabulous because the sea is right on our doorstep. Dress for the beach, shopping, sightseeing or dining with four different outfits or choose one cool summer look to combine the four. With bold summer prints, flirty dresses, practical shorts and cute playsuits, there are so many styles that work brilliantly in our city by the sea. Here’s a peek at this summer’s must-have fashion buys. The Fair Shop, located just down from Brighton Station on Queens Road, offers fairtrade fashion that enhances your lifestyle as well as the lives of the makers. For the ethical shopper, The Fair Shop is the place to be. They support organisations worldwide and their brands are made with ecofriendly products. Their clothing range is stunning too, with gorgeous materials, flattering cuts and attractive colours and patterns. The one-piece swim suit stormed back onto the catwalks and into our summer wardrobe this year. Seek out Ruby Moon’s limited edition swimwear at The Fair Shop, which is ethical too. For beach confidence, Speedo’s new sculpture range is perfect. The brand, usually associated with sports-style swimwear, now features a flattering and attractive range that will give you increased

confidence by the beach this summer. If you’re browsing shops in The Lanes, just up past the Hannington Quarter, be sure to head into Dollydagger Boutique. For vintage fashion, Dollydagger is the perfect place to find an outfit for a special occasion that’s not seen everywhere on the high street. Walk around the city in style and comfort with ‘The Body Shoe’ range from Hush Puppies. They may cost more than your regular sandals but are worth the investment, being ultra comfortable. Plus they tone and strengthen muscles as you walk! Lastly, take care this summer and stay on trend with stylish sunglasses that won’t break the bank but give the all important protection from UV rays. The selection at Store Twenty One is so reasonable, you may walk out with more than one pair. Complete your summer look with a straw hat that will help keep you cool and protect hair from the sun’s rays too, as it’s not just our skin that needs protecting.,,

Dollydagger Scarlet Dress, £130 – for the very best in new vintage fashion, visit the new Dollydagger Boutique at 6 Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ or shop online at

Great value sun protection for the face and eyes: zebra print sunglasses, £4, from Store Twenty One, Beaded straw hat, £5.99 from TJ Hughes,

Delilah Dress, £69 and Lula Top, £66, from Nancy Dee – style with conscience but with no compromise. Nancy Dee select the finest eco-friendly fabrics and ensure a fair wage is paid for production. Available from FAIR, 21 Queens Road, Brighton,

Swimwear: Lava one piece, £60, Ruby Moon – limited edition swimwear that’s ethical too. 100% of profits are loaned to women entrepreneurs in developing countries. Available from FAIR, 21 Queens Road, Brighton,

1950s gingham dress, £45, Tramp Vintage, 22 Trafalgar Street, Brighton, BN1 4EQ,

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Macaw Maxi Dress, £95, from Monsoon,, the trend for maxi dresses continues this year, so keep things covered with this cool, stylish and flattering maxi dress, which is perfect for a summer’s day or evening out.

Beach confidence: The Luxe Claudezine one-piece vneck from the new Speedo sculpture range is available in basic black or pink, this ‘wondersuit’ sculps the body by shaping and lifting the bust, smoothing the bodyline and flattening the tummy. Sportswear has never been so attractive, £55,

Hush Puppies: Wisdom Coral Nubuck, £60,, ‘The Body Shoe’ range from Hush Puppies tones and strengthens leg muscles as you walk and are ultra comfortable too.

Ooh, La, La: from flattering Esther Williams swimwear £64 to trés chic living accessories. Live eclectic at Pardon My French, 15 St George’s Road, Kemp Town, BN2 1EB, 01273 694479.

FAIR Fair Trade fashion, gifts & home

t: 01273 723215 e: w: 21 Queens Road, Brighton (between the station & the clock tower)


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Food & Drink Andrew Kay heads inland to find out more about the cheese at High Weald Dairy



hen I first moved to Brighton 22 years ago, my biggest disappointment was the food shopping. Brighton had very few great food outlets and apart from a good out-of-town farm shop very little local produce. I was lucky enough to be commuting back then so I would pile back on the train with bags of groceries. How things have changed. Now Brighton has become foodie heaven with plenty of great food retailers and lots of local produce to choose from, especially cheese. I buy most of mine from Francesca at Brampton’s in Kemp Town Village and it was there that I first tasted St Giles, which is made by the High Weald Dairy. It has become a firm favourite and so have many of their other cheeses so I decided to go out there and meet them to find out more. High Weald Dairy is close to Haywards Heath in the heart of the Sussex Weald “Mark became interested and I met Sarah Hardy there. It’s very much a family in cheese making and business with Sarah, husband Mark and Mark’s did a project on milking father Guy very much in sheep which progressed evidence seven days a week. Mark was brought up into making sheep’s in Kenya where his father Guy farmed a huge estate of milk cheese” mainly maize. When Mark returned to England he went to school and then to agricultural college in Cirencester. It was there that he became interested in cheese making and did a project on milking sheep which progressed into making sheep’s milk cheese. He went to Cyprus to learn how to make haloumi and from there the passion grew. At their original farm they started to make sheep’s milk cheeses and their eye was pretty set on the health food market – sheep’s milk cheese is a great alternative for people who have an allergy to cow’s milk. They also made yoghurt products believing that as a small producer they would need a range of things to offer directly to retailers. Now they make only cheese but a wide range using organic sheep’s milk, organic cow’s milk and now organic goat’s milk, too. And they have outgrown the original dairy and moved into the new facility which they were able to do with a grant from DEFRA.


They still make the original Duddleswell cheese which continues to be massively popular but the range is ever-expanding and developing. Sarah, who was originally a geography teacher, has now turned her back on education to work full time at the dairy and is as passionate about their cheeses as husband Mark, who she says is a workaholic. “But he denies it.” Both seem fully committed to the business, as does father Guy, who is very much in evidence on the day of my visit. But Sarah is keen to point out that this is a team operation. “We are very lucky to have Michael Wisdom who is about 70 and has been making cheese all his life. He’s a perfectionist. We also have Colin Brinkhurst who was originally a chef and brings a very creative element to the cheeses that we make.” So popular is the cheese that they now not only supply local food retailers but their cheese can also be found in Sainsbury’s and Waitrose and is very popular with many local chefs. They are also about to convert the space above their cheese store into a meeting room and education unit where they can hold tastings and seminars. Sarah is also looking at doing cheese making workshops and classes, returning in a sense to her teaching background. Marketing is also starting to become an online factor. Their website offers a variety of products from whole cheeses and cheese wedding ‘cakes’, to gift packs that come in two sizes or can be created in a bespoke manner. They make ideal gifts for foodie friends or as a marketing idea. Visitors are also welcome to come to the dairy, ideally on Thursdays and Fridays, and they have just held an open day for the whole family with a huge range of farm and nature events as well as their great cheeses. And the cheese are great. The walls of the corridor are covered in certificates saying so, bronze, silver and gold awards, latest 7 supports a catalogue of success that they are very modest about. I ask about receiving the title for best British cheese and Sarah almost blushes. She needn’t have – they certainly deserve the accolade. # % - , + ( - + #) Tremaines Farm, Lewes Road, Haywards Heath, RH17 7EA have you voted yet? 01825 791636

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light bites Foodies Awards news!

With nearly 2,000 votes registered in the Brighton & Hove Foodie Awards since it was launched, voting is up 25 per cent on last year say organisers Natural PR. Best Restaurant: Terre à Terre has maintained its hold on the top spot, with Indian Summer standing up to stiff competition from newcomers, 24 St George’s, in second and third respectively. Best Food Pub: No change from last month with The Prince George and The Ginger Pig fighting for the first and second places, with the Prince George remaining top by the tiniest margin. The Basketmakers still has third place but needs to be looking carefully at the competition coming up behind, only a handful of votes now separate the next five food pubs! Best Café: Supporters of Iydea have been busy again this month and this North Laine-based café is still leading the way. But Cloud 9 is not giving up the fight and stays close on Iydea’s heels in second place. New in third place is Metrodeco, which has come racing up the leader board. Best Food Shop: No change here with Infinity Foods still in the lead, Taj in second place,

24 St Georges

followed by the Real Patisserie. But the margin between them has narrowed this month. “The huge numbers of people who have voted in the first two months have confirmed that the Foodie Awards are something to shout about – we want to thank everyone who has voted and all the food outlets which are so enthusiastically taking part. This is a wonderful opportunity to celebrate our city’s great food offer together,” said Paula Seager, MD of Natural PR. “We urge everyone to keep it up – food outlet owners please keep encouraging your customers to vote for you and come on people who live in Brighton and Hove, you must have a favourite restaurant, food pub, café and food shop, so please vote now!” Vote and keep up to date on the leader board at – everyone has one vote per category. follow me on twitter


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L7 Hotlist

find them on Facebook. 69 East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HQ, 01273 711001,


Cafés & restaurants catering for all tastes. For more dining options visit British & modern European Bardsley’s

Probably Brighton’s most popular fish ’n’ chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele. Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials. Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices. 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256

The Dyke

Superb rustic Tuscan menu mingled with English classics. Locally sourced or organic ingredients and rapidly gaining a reputation as one of Brighton’s most stylish eateries. One side is a proper pub with excellent real ales and log fire; the other a very grown-up stylish restaurant. It’s very child (and dog!) friendly too, and has a big garden for those late summer evenings. Lunch 12pm–3pm; dinner 6.30pm–9.45pm. 218 Dyke Road, Brighton, 01273 555672,

The Gallery Restaurant – The Lanes

If you’re looking for an independent restaurant offering some of the very best steaks and British dishes then why not try The Gallery Restaurant? Located in an old fishing cottage in the very heart of Brighton’s Lanes The Gallery Restaurant prides itself in offering the very best dishes, service and ambience – British style! In the summer they boast one one Brighton’s largest alfresco terraces but in the winter the mood is relaxed and welcoming. Try the lunch twocourse menu for just £9.95 and the evening menu two-course menu for £13.95. 28 East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HL 01273 773327,


Start your day at Kemp Town’s sumptuous Art Deco tearooms with a delicious breakfast of pancakes, bacon and syrup, fresh fruit or gourmet muesli. Sample mouth-watering cakes and bespoke teas for lunch. Linger into the evening with wine, liqueurs or bottled beers, served with snacks and nibbles. Metrodeco is a delightful experience any time of day, for any occasion. Open 8.30am–9pm Mon–Fri, 9.30am–9pm Saturday and Sunday. 38 Upper St James’s Street, Brighton, East Sussex, BN2 1JN, 01273 677243,, or

The Old Bank Steak & Ribs

Kemp Town’s friendly new steakhouse restaurant serves delicious food with great service in a warm and comfortable setting. Locally-owned and aiming to be the ‘Cheers’ of the neighbourhood, The Old Bank is a rarity in the city, offering quality steak and ribs, local catch of the day, grilled chicken and vegetarian dishes at great value prices. A fantastic wine list, selected mainly from local merchants by GQ wine columnist Jonathan Ray, complements their wholesome and satisfying food. Kids’ menu great value. Open Mon–Thurs, 5pm–9.30pm; Fri–Sun, 12pm–10pm; live background Sunday jazz 6–8pm, and open all day bank holidays. Plus the garden is now open for summer! 120 St George’s Road, Kemp Town Village, BN1 1EA, 01273 682200,


Recipease is a unique high street food and kitchen emporium dedicated to serving the local community great food through a variety of easy and inspiring ways. Attend one of their ‘Easy to Learn’ cooking classes and learn to cook like Jamie Oliver, pick up freshly made meals ready to cook at home, or drop in for a delicious breakfast or lunch. Whatever your food needs are, whether you’re a beginner or seasoned cook, they’ve got the recipe for you. 72 Western Road, Brighton, BN1 2HA, 01273 311338,

Moshi Moshi

The Restaurant At Drakes

With an air of relaxed glamour, exemplary service and the finest modern European cuisine in town, the 2AA Rosette fine-dining restaurant provides the perfect setting for intimate dinners or private parties. Two courses for £29; three courses for £39; fivecourse Gourmet Chef’s Taster Menu for £50. Private dining room with designated waiter for up to 12 people. 43–44 Marine Parade, Brighton, BN2 1PE, 01273 696934,

The Townhouse Restaurant

The Townhouse is discovering itself as a home for all, with a dining area, lounge bar, private function suite and a piano room. The head chef brings all his prestige from The London Dorchester to create a menu (specialising in steaks and seafood) that fits the Brighton way. Whether you want a quick lunch or wish to stay the evening, they promise you a warm welcome that will make you not want to leave. For promotions visit their website or give them a call. 81–82 St James’s Street, Kemp Town, Brighton BN2 1PA, 01273 693216,

Chinese Gars Restaurant

This old Brighton favourite offers an exciting menu with some great new ideas and a wholly different experience in terms of style and presentation. Smart service, beautiful interiors and a chic atmosphere make this one of the city’s top places to be seen. Start downstairs at the bar. Eat from £10. 19 Prince Albert Street, Brighton 01273 321321,



Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent value Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant-value meal deals on blackboards outside – two courses £6.95, three £8.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value. Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ, 01273 775477,

Fat Leo

The budget branch of the Donatello stable but you’d be hard-pressed to see why. Quality family dining in the Italian mould but a little less expensive. Popular with students and young families, with trendy interiors, and a menu with the signature set-price boards proclaiming any two courses £5.95, and three at £7.95. 16–17 Market Street, Brighton BN1 1HH, 01273 325135,

Japanese Moshi Moshi

Is there a better and cooler place to eat Japanese in Brighton? We don’t think so, and neither do Moshi Moshi’s ever-growing fan base. Their sushi is fantastic, the service great, and they’ve won a brace of awards for their work in fish conservation. If you’re not yet a Moshi member, you’re missing out: their 50% off on Moshi Mondays are a phenomenom. Opticon, Bartholomew Square, Brighton, BN1 1JS, 01273 719195,

Thai The Green Mango

The Green Mango has arrived to spice up Brighton and Hove! This modern Thai restaurant is committed to giving you the

complete Thai experience, with the most authentic food possible. Lunch starts at £4.95, and we’re open every day, so come down and “gin yur yur” (eat a lot!) 8 Church Road, Hove, BN3 2FL, 01273 327226,

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Cocoa Patisserie

Cocoa is an authentic French patisserie near Brighton Station. Everything is homemade on the premises each morning with the finest ingredients. A selection of pastries, cakes, tarts, biscuits, jams, ice creams, sandwiches, quiches, toasties and salads to eat in or take away. Beautiful cakes made to order. 48 Queens Road, Brighton, BN1 3XB, 01273 777412

New Steine Bistro

“With more than a soupçon of Gallic charm The New Steine Bistro are true bon viveurs. No fancy pants fashion fads here, but some well executed classics. Most importantly though is their open attitude: everyone gets the same charming welcome – guests and diners, locals and visitors alike – and when you have been once, you will want to return again and again.” – Andrew Kay, L7 food writer. Their reasonably priced menu starts at £12.50 for two courses, £14.50 for three, Sunday to Thursday; £16.50 for two courses, £18.50 for three on Friday and Saturday. A la carte menu available. Open 6pm. 10/11 New Steine, Brighton, BN2 1PB, 01273 681546/695415

Indian Chaula’s

Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide variety of vegetarian, vegan and gluten and wheat-free dishes. Buffet available 11am–3pm Monday to Saturday. Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707,

Indian Summer

Nationally acclaimed and a favourite with locals, Indian Summer is celebrating its 10th anniversary. Serving favourites like masala dosa and bhel puri, the menu is influenced from genuine recipes covering south, north, and central india. For lunch you can choose two courses for £10 or a new tapas street menu with four choices for 11.95. An elegant evening set menu starts at £21.95. Booking is strongly advised. For offers and events

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f you haven’t already heard (where have you been?!) the TAKEPART Festival of Sport arrives in Brighton & Hove this weekend. On Saturday 25 June the launch event in Preston Park is a fun packed day full of free activities with hundreds of different sports and activities for the public to try. Healthy food concessions and spectacle events with Team Extreme will start the festival in style. TAKEPART is all about getting the public excited about sports, showcasing the diversity we have in the city from volleyball and street funk dance classes to mediatation and scuba diving . Bupa International is a huge sponsor of this year’s festival. The importance of physical activity for our health and wellbeing is at the forefront of the festival, along with leading a healthy, balanced diet, and finding a sport that gets you motivated.

“Exercise is one of the most effective lifestyle changes people can make” “Bupa International has chosen to sponsor the TAKEPART Festival as part of the Bupa 2011 Global Challenge, which will see thousands of Bupa employees joining together with communities around the world in June to encourage more people to get active,” says Alistair How, managing director, Bupa International. “As one of the largest employers in Brighton, hundreds of staff at Bupa International’s head office will be volunteering at TAKEPART events across the city throughout the festival. “The Bupa Global Challenge is all about getting people moving through a range of activities including dancing, walking and sports, so getting involved with the TAKEPART Festival is an ideal way for us to do this. We want to help keep people well so they can live longer, healthier, happier lives.” At the TAKEPART Festival, Bupa International will host the Bupa Zone, where festival goers can take part in a fitness class, try yoga for the first time, or even chance their luck in the Xbox Kinect challenge! In addition, around 100 Bupa International staff will be helping out at the various events at the Festival, to ensure people really enjoy themselves and get active. “The festival is open to everyone, and with opportunities to try over 80 different sports including, athletics, rugby, hockey and mountain boarding, there is something for all ages and abilities,” Alistair continues. The second weekend of events sees the festival move to Brighton seafront where the Paddle Round The Pier charity watersports festival and skate jam is taking place. The final weekend (9–10 July) is the TAKEPART local weekend, where five local areas showcase events. The key message Bupa is sending out that is reinforced by their sponsoring the TAKEPART Festival of Sport is that exercise is one of the most effective lifestyle changes people can make to reduce their risk of developing long term conditions and improve their emotional wellbeing. There is a wealth of free health information and support available at TAKEPART Festival of Sport, 25 June–10 July. For the full programme of events see follow me on twitter


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ans of Coronation Street were delighted by the anniversary confection created by Jonathan Harvey, who has cleverly put together an entertainment that quotes directly from 50 years of brilliant plotting and scripting. The cast had the task of portraying around 50 of the most famous characters in a sequence of iconic scenes that ranged from the comic to the tragic. And this they did with a great deal of skill, capturing the mood, the mirth and the menace of the world’s longest running soap. I’m a fan, and have been for 50 years, but I sensed that people with less prior knowledge would be as amused by this hilarious romp peppered with sadness. Full marks for an evening of well written, brilliantly researched and finely played entertainment. Andrew Kay

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Hailing from Detroit, and with a sackload of leftfield comparisons preceding her, Alex showcased her classically trained voice with a high octave ‘Fire Ant’. Persuading the crowd to move closer, she offered a catchy, if formulaic, rock/pop number. She worked well with the two girl backing singers, especially on the lively ‘Locomotive’, and ‘Velvet Elvis’ was drum heavy but her strong voice competed well, despite a low vocal mix for most of the show. New single ‘Choice Notes’ received a big cheer but the bouncy B-side ‘Medicine’ was the stronger song, that ended the show with an acappella sing-along. Jam, Brighton, 10 June JJJJJ Steve Clements


This was Tchaikovsky symphony No.1 in G Minor, and Dvorak concerto

in B minor for cello and orchestra. ‘Winter Daydreams’ was a very appropriate subtitle, capturing its sombre reflective mood, but there were boisterous episodes and fanfares to augment this moodiness. At times a waltz, and at others more ‘folk’ in style, this piece was inventively orchestrated and passionately performed. The oboists performance was earnest and sincere, adding his layering to the glorious woodwind melodies. This accomplished orchestra flourished under the careful and commanding conductorship of Dmitry Sitkovetsky. For the finale the young cellist Yan Levionnois gave a generous, skilled and powerful performance of Dvorak’s concerto. I went with my dad, more ‘classically literate’ than I, who would have given this combination five stars. I am giving it a strong four. Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 11 June JJJJJ Enna Andrews

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Deadpan surrealist and comedian’s comedian Munnery was the name and face to sell this night of new acts, though the big surprise was that the effortlessly funny professional wasn’t all the show had to offer. A busload of Southampton University students travelling to support their mates’ inaugural Brighton show sounds like the recipe for a RAG Week humourvoid. This cynic couldn’t have been more wrong. Often hilarious, from MC Tom Jordan greeting every audience member with a kiss, to the Stewart Lee-ish performance poetry of Stuart Hossack and Will Ainsworth’s faintly terrifying speedball cricket caricature, there was no weak link in this talented line-up. Caroline of Brunswick, Brighton, 13 June JJJJJ Nick Aldwinckle

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Gorgeous melodies and an intimate set – so intimate, in fact, that the way they shared a microphone always meant that they were a whisper away from a kiss, and you always felt that you were in the presence of something genuinely special. Support came from Jane Doe And The Undesirables, actually very desirable in both look and sound, very retro in their approach (heck, they still use Myspace) and Early Ghost, fun, energetic and infectious. This reviewer hadn’t heard any of these bands before, and in one evening was made a fan. A gorgeous night. Latest Music Bar, 15 June JJJJJ Andrew Allen Did you disagree with our verdict on any of these shows?

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RUSSELL KANE – WHAT HAPPENS IN... BRIGHTON ‘A VISIT FROM MISS PROTHERO’ BY ALAN BENNETT Upstairs At The Three and Ten, 29 July, £5, 7.30pm, 07800 983 290, Nicholas Parsons, a star of stage, screen and radio, joins Suki Webster, actress and improviser, in this superb Alan Bennett play. A fantastic chance to see this household name acting his socks off.



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Brighton Centre, 6 December, £32.50/26.50, 01273 290131, Hang onto your teen hats, girls! The band already know that they’ll be performing material from their forthcoming, and as yet, unnamed, album. Although they do say the fabulously bold and edgy first single ‘Notorious’ is a good indication of what’s to come, a tougher, edgier sound.

THE SMITHS INDEED Komedia, 18 November, £13.50, 7pm, 0845 293 8480, To celebrate the 25th anniversary since release of The Queen Is Dead the album will be performed in its entirety by The Smiths Indeed, who reproduce with uncanny accuracy, the energy and the pomp and ceremony of The Smiths during this period of the ’80s.

THE OSMONDS UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL Brighton Centre, 5 May 2012, £32.50/26.50, 01273 290131,

Komedia, 8 July, free, 01273 647100, Free comedy tickets are now available to join Foster’s Comedy Award Winner (and star of loads of stuff on the telly including: Mock The Week, 8 Out Of 10 Cats, Live At The Apollo and I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here Now!) as he hosts his brand new BBC Radio 2 show.

EXAMPLE Brighton Centre, 14 December, £17.50, 01273 290131, Example’s kicked off 2011 with an almighty bang, his new single is currently riding high in the iTunes chart at No 1, earlier this year he featured on the Wretch 32 No 2 smash ‘Unorthodox’ and Giggs’s ‘Look Over Your Shoulder’. He also bagged one of the biggest viral track hits of 2011 with the killer Skream collaboration ‘Shot Yourself In The Foot Again’ which received over 3.5 million YouTube views, climbed to No 1 on HypeMachine and became a viral hit globally.

PHIL NICHOL – THE SIMPLE HOUR Caroline Of Brunswick, 27 July, £5, 01273 624434, After a few experimental years, award-winning Phil Nichol returns to unadulterated stand-up. His first stand-up show in three years promises to a be a delightful hour of silly, frenetic, joy-filled mayhem with a few sublime musical numbers chucked in for good measure. No band, no high concept, no fuss, just jokes pure and simple.


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L7 Previews STAGE: JOHNNY BOY Glyndebourne Education brings new work to Brighton’s Pavillion Theatre


his summer, young people in Brighton will perform a new piece of musical theatre based on Mozart’s opera Don Giovanni. This Glyndebourne Education project in association with Brighton Dome, local youth charity AudioActive and the Brighton Youth Offending Service, Johnny Boy will be staged at the Pavilion Theatre on Sunday 10 July. The one-off show has been devised by teenagers aged 14-19 in collaboration with an expert artistic team from Glyndebourne. Glyndebourne Education worked with young people from the Brighton Youth Offending Service, who in the past have been vulnerable to exclusion – or have been involved in previous Glyndebourne Education projects. Some of the participants acted as mentors for each other during the creative process.

STAGE: SEVEN ANGELS The Opera Group and Birmingham Contemporary Music Group present a new opera by Luke Bedford with words by Glyn Maxwell Seven angels have fallen through space and time for so long, they have forgotten why. Coming to rest on a desert, they imagine the creation of a legendary garden that once flourished there and its destruction from greed and neglect. Seven Angels is the much anticipated first opera from Luke Bedford, one of the UK’s leading young composers, with words by Glyn Maxwell (After Troy, Liberty). Featuring a live chamber orchestra this moving and magical production interprets the themes of Milton’s Paradise Lost for an audience facing the challenges of a changing climate. Corn Exchange, Brighton Dome, 3 July, £12.50/10/5, 01273 709709 CLUBS: DA DOO RON RON Groundbreaking news! It’s Da Doo Ron Ron’s last ever night at Komedia this June. After four years at Komedia, the Da Doo Ron Ron clan are moving to

Jam as from 30 July. Come celebrate the end of an era with a wild ’n’ frenzied femme-tastic farewell! We hope to see you down there! Komedia, 25 June, 11pm–3am, £6/5 CLUBS: METAL MONDAYS A home for metal; a mecca for metallers and rockers weekly with two live bands and metal DJs until the early hours. Another night at the Green Door Store that you would be pressed to find anywhere else. Rock on! Green Door Store, 27 June, 7.30pm–2am, free

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Using the story of Don Giovanni as a starting point, the show’s stars explored the opera’s themes and the issues it raises in a modern-day context. They also studied elements of Mozart’s score. Led by director Brendan Murray, music director Dominic Harlan, designer Tony Sinnett, composer Al Start and music producer Jack Kingslake, the participants have been helped to develop their skills in leadership, communication, teamwork and Information Technology, through the use of studio equipment and various performance techniques. Johnny Boy builds on Glyndebourne Education’s links with the Brighton Youth Offending Service, a relationship which first formed during the development of the critically acclaimed 2010 community youth opera Knight Crew. Every year, Glyndebourne Education works with either young offenders from East Sussex or prisoners at HMP Lewes to develop creative responses to an opera currently showing within the Glyndebourne Festival season. Johnny Boy, Pavillion Theatre, Brighton Dome, Sunday 10 July, 7pm, £6/£3, follow me on twitter


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LATEST PREVIEWS MUSIC&CLUBS 25 outfits whose amalgamation of indie, ’80s dance, Sparksesque/Beach Boys harmonies, hints of African and general high energy has seen them become a critical as well as a popular hit. Latest Musicbar, 24 June, 7pm, £12.50

MUSIC: ELTON JOHN Sir Elton John and his band return to the Sussex County Cricket Ground for a spectacular summer concert. This show is a rare treat as it is one of only three the star is putting on this summer. Bag your last-minute tickets now and enjoy in the surrounding of the revamped cricket ground! Sussex County Cricket Ground, Hove, Sunday 26 June, 5.30pm, £44.25–£110,

MUSIC: DAVID FORD An evening of music, conversation and prosaic reminiscence with David Ford, one of music’s easiestkept secrets. The night is billed as ‘How to Nearly Make it in the Music Industry’, with the warning that: “may contain strong language and unrestrained self-loathing”! Ford released the exceptionally haunting/beautiful I Sincerely Apologise For All The Trouble I've Caused back in ‘05, and continues to be one of the most intense live performers around. Komedia, 22 June, 7.30pm, £tbc MUSIC: EVERYTHING EVERYTHING One of the most inventive and impressive of British alt-indie rock

MUSIC: FOY VANCE A highlight of the recent Meadowlands Festival, this Irishman is a supreme one man band. Employing a gut-wrenching voice, wonderful guitar playing, exquisite songs, and a bag of loops and percussive tricks, this guy is close to perfection. Completely enfolding himself within his soulful songs, he literally becomes the song. Extraordinary. Komedia, 27 June, 7.30pm, £9

MUSIC: RISING SUNSHINE Brighton Japan Festival 2011 is a 10-day celebration of Japanese film, art, performance and culture


ince it first began in 2008, Brighton Japan Festival has grown to become the largest annual Japanese cultural festival in the UK, and aims to bring both traditional and modern Japanese art and culture to UK audiences, from taiko drumming and beautiful theatre based on art of origami, to the cutting-edge sub-culture of Gothic Lolita fashion and Cosplay. Local promoters Melting Vinyl are teaming up with Moshi Moshi and Asahi to play host to five events in celebration of Japanese culture in a bespoke marquee next to Moshi Moshi in Bartholomew Square. The Oscar nominated Lost in Translation (22 June) explores the fragility of human relationships and the contrast between Eastern and Western cultures, and is also one of the most enjoyable depictions of contemporary Japanese culture to come out of the noughties. Prior to this unique screening, the evening will feature Sky-Lounge waiter service and a special musical performance to transport the audience to their dramatic Tokyo destination. Now in its eighth year, the Catalyst Club Kuaigora (23 June) is a unique monthly Brighton event, combining culture, politics and comedy with three guest speakers talking for 15 minutes on a subject close to their heart. This installment of Catalyst Club will feature physical performer and teacher at New National Theatre, Japan, Sachi Kimura, on the art of ‘bum reading’, comic and manga expert Tim Pilcher on the life and times of Osamu Tezuka, god of Manga, and Moshi Moshi’s own Nicky Rohl discussing his acclaimed Channel 4 documentary, Fake Love, about the controversial Japanese photographer, Araki. Hosted by Cheeky Guides creator, Dr David Bramwell. The following night (24 June) sees some of Japan’s most exciting new musical talent including the sharp and playful indie-pop trio No Cars, the otherworldly Kuaigora which feature ethereal vocals, loop pedals and cellos, and the compellingly minimalistic and psychedelic Tenniscoats who have recently collaborated with members of Deerhoof and The Pastels. With DJs from the acclaimed London Clubnight Japan Underground on the decks. The final night (25 June) the Festival Hub will be transformed into a Japanese themed club night. This evening will include both DJ sets from the Japantastic DK720 playing a genre blending mix of Japanese music old and new with a twist and ‘live’ karaoke, where attendees will have the opportunity to belt out both contemporary and classic favourites, backed by a selection of live backing bands. Brighton Japan Festival runs until 26 June, various venues, see the complete programme of events at, follow me on twitter


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LATEST PREVIEWS COMEDY&EVENTS COMEDY: FUNNY HA-HA! Taking a breather from the Edinburgh previews, the Caroline Of Brunswick plays host to its regular monthly mix of mirth. Headlined by musical trio The Bathinettes (Helen Arney, Danielle Ward and Rachel Parris – all brilliant comics solo too!), there’s also excellent support from Aidan Goatlike, Ben Target and more acts. Caroline Of Brunswick, 27 June, 8pm, £tbc

COMEDY: FEAST OF FUNNY Even more treats come to Brighton en route to the massive Edinburgh Festival Fringe


t’s a veritable smorgasbord of comedic delicacies coming to the Caroline Of Brunswick in July. It’s precisely the mix of the established with new material, the Paul McCaffrey unmissable up-andcoming, and the unknown bolts from the blue that makes such a fantastic mixture so exciting. Robin Ince and Michael Legge (3 July) kick off proceedings for the month, with Ince’s visit to Brighton last year playing and organising Ten Lessons & Songs For Godless Children at the Dome Concert Hall still fresh in everyone’s memories. It sold out. Legge’s success at Edinburgh last year and subsequent underground Twitter following also promises a great attendance to the show. Other comics scattered over the month offering up their Edinburgh previews, getting more polished as the month progresses and Edinburgh’s August gets all the closer, include such luminaries as Shazia Mirza, Holly Walsh, Henning Wehn, Stephen Carlin, Andi Osho (back again) and Phil Nichol. All regulars on BBC radio and TV, plus with their solo shows at Komedia and the Brighton Comedy Festival, tickets will go fast so book ahead. The ones we expect to see grow in profile (and already a few are getting spots on TV, radio and supporting the bigger stars’ tours), playing here include Nick Helm, James Acaster, Eric Lampaert, Caroline Mabey, Juliet Meyers, Pat Burtscher and Paul McCaffrey. Prepare to see them soar, and if you’d like to be able to see you saw them in a small room above a pub this is an ideal locale. Of course, there are others who surprise you, and with many of the evenings offering the same discount prices as June did to see two shows on the same evening, it’s well worth taking a chance. Caroline Of Brunswick, throughout July, follow me on twitter

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COMEDY: JUST FOR LAUGHS Not connected to the massive Canadian comedy festival but everything to do with a brand new comedy night running on three evenings in Southworth. Promising something old, something new, something borrowed but not too blue, it’s a mix of songs and sketches in this comedy showcase. The Barn Theatre, Southwick, 23– 25 June, 7.30pm, £10 COMEDY: RABBIT IN THE HEADLIGHTS Brighton’s longest-running new act night showcases new talent and new material from older talent from across the south east. With a good mix of styles, and hosted by Angela Barnes (currently to be seen competing online in the BBC New comedy Arvads 2011). Upstairs At Three and Ten, 24 June, 8pm, £6/5

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EVENTS: BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT LIVE TOUR 2011 The chance to see some of the super popular and uber-talented Britain's Got Talent finalists perform live. What could be more exciting? To headline is of course Jai McDowell, the recently crowned winner of Britain’s Got Talent 2011. McDowell will also be joined by Ronan Parke, Paul Gbegbaje, New Bounce and Jean Martyn, just to mention a few of this years BGT finalists. Brighton Centre, 22 June, 6.30pm, £35

sports activities. Guests can try over 80 different sports and physical activities including yoga, canoeing, rugby and tai chi. With over 15 activity zones to choose from and it all being completely free, there really is no excuse not to try it out. 25 June–10 July, various venues, EVENTS: THE GARDEN GADABOUT The Garden Gadabout is like lots of Artists Open Houses, but for gardens. In aid of Sussex Beacon, this year over 70 gardens and community spaces will be opening across the two weekends. A brilliant way to be inspired and inspire, and to see what other people have created. Definitely worth a visit. 25-26 June, and 2-3 July, 11am–5pm, entry to each garden is £2, or £7 day ticket, for venues EVENTS: THE YARD VINTAGE MARKET The Yard Market is a new bi-monthly vintage market that will have everything from vintage clothing, shoes and accessories to vintage homewares. Definitely worth checking out. 26 June, 11am–6pm, The Farm, 73 North Road, Brighton

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T ART: IMPRESSIONS In conjunction with Crane Kalman Brighton, Impressions features the work of three photographers: John Holloway, Susan Bell and Jo Crowther who look at different elements of our natural world – from classical and elegant floral still lives to timeless studies of the power and majesty of the Sussex landscape, and images that capture the fleeting beauty of nature and its seasonal changes. Impressions, Lewesiana, 85 High Street, Lewes, 01273 480822, runs till late August

ART: THE GREAT WALL OF VAGINA Essentially a nine metre long sculpture created from 400 plaster casts of different women’s vulvas arranged into ten panels, this highly talked about exhibition has been extended from its Brighton Festival Fringe run. Artist Jamie McCartney says the purpose of the exhibition is to educate and reduce the anxiety felt by many women about their genitals. Jamie McCartney Sculpture Studio,

7 Ship Street Gardens, 01273 227153, until 30 June FILM: BRIDESMAIDS (15) Dir: Paul Feig It’s wedding season, which means the timely release of new rom-coms to get you in the mood for love and to hopefully realise that, despite some necessary Bridezilla moments, things could be a lot worse (The Hangover, anyone?). So, following 27 Dresses, the new bridesmaid on the block is Annie – whose life it basically a mess. But when she learns her best friend Lillian is engaged, she knows she has to be the maid of honour. Though lovelorn and broke, she manages to bluff her way through the expensive and bizarre duties involved. A wild ride down the road to matrimony. Released 24 June Showing at Odeon & Cineworld

he title reminds us of Bad Santa – but this time there’s no red outfit, white beard, or Billy Bob Thornton in sight. Instead, this film is timely scheduled in the middle of the school’s summer term with the holidays just out of reach. Favourite Hollywood leading lady, Cameron Diaz, leaves the animated world of Shrek behind to play Elizabeth, a foul-mouthed, ruthless and inappropriate high school teacher. Her manners may reflect some of her past as an ogre but that’s where the similarity to the land of Far Far Away ends. When Elizabeth is dumped by her fiancé, she sets a devious plan in motion to win over a rich, handsome substitute teacher – who just happens to be played by her real-life ex and Shrek The Third co-star Justin Timberlake. Things would be easy for our Elizabeth except she’s competing for his affections with an overly energetic colleague, Amy (Lucy Punch). When Elizabeth also finds herself fighting off the advances of a sarcastic, irreverent gym teacher (Jason Segel), the consequences of her wild schemes prove to her students and co-workers that some teachers just don’t give an F. Cripes! Imagine if all teachers were like this. Released 24 June Showing at Odeon & Cineworld

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Showcase for SoundChecked, a local music school. Expect special guest performances, plus Steve Winters and Coral Bailey will be displaying their unique jewellery. 7pm doors 7.30pm show £5

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STARS With Val Aviv

HARIES {Mar 21–Apr 20}

You’re being pulled in different directions. Changes need to happen within before you come close to seeing them positively manifested without. It’s a dynamic time so bold and radical thinking is appropriate. Get out and socialise more, or you will become restless.

HTAURUS {Apr 21–May 21}

You’re able to focus more intently on your material goals. You also have energy to put in extra hours at the office to bring home that metaphorical bacon. Impulse buys are going to haunt you next month. Old friends bring much-needed healing to you.

HGEMINI {May 22–June 21}

You’re looking sharp, feeling energetic and very much in need of some self-gratification. Do the things that make you happy and enjoying being you. Allow yourself to be inspired by someone who has your dream job, and your fortunes could rocket.

HCANCER {June 22–July 22}

Partnerships are deepening and reaching crucial breakthrough points. You are having a profound effect on someone. You may want to be radical and full of surprises but going down a conventional and traditional path may actually take you where it is you want to go.

HLEO {July 23–Aug 22}

The opportunity for you to make that important impression has arrived. Indeed, it’s a great time to be a parent as you can do everything right! There will be social demands, but it’s your routine or health that could become stifling if you don’t take regular time-outs.

HVIRGO {Aug 23–Sep 22}

You’re able to really start enjoying the company of your beloved old friends. If you feel daring then a new course of study or an overseas trip may be the medicine to broaden horizons. If you feel conflicted, being philosophical about it will be beneficial.

HLIBRA {Sep 23–Oct 22}

You’re coming into a time where exploring your hidden world with greater depth of meaning will broaden your understanding of the human experience. The best way to resolve conflicts will lie in your ability to cast your fair and balanced judgement.

HSCORPIO {Oct 23–Nov 21}

Your world has the potential to open up in ways you’ve never dreamed possible. Everything is changing in a positive direction. It all starts with you taking a small but meaningful leap of faith. A sudden change in the workplace can be a breath of fresh air.

HSAGITTARIUS {Nov 22–Dec 20}

You’re going to be a busy bee. It’s not just your finances which will flourish as a result of this activity but also respect that comes with being a person people can depend on. Just know your boundaries and set them in the group environment.

HCAPRICORN {Dec 21–Jan 19}

Becoming an empowered individual is all about taking control of your mind before your mind takes control of you. Important relationships become testing. Try and make it into a game and have fun; the less serious you are, the easier it will be.

HAQUARIUS {Jan 20–Feb 19}

You are going to have to get used to making snappy decisions at the drop of a hat. Change is coming. If you have been experiencing anxiety it’s because you are refusing to allow things to change. Make room for newness: you won’t regret it.

HPISCES {Feb 20–Mar 20}

It’s about time you had more fun. You may find there becomes an urgent need for you to travel short distances. Whatever gets you out of the daily grind and helps you remember that it is a big wide world will do you a lot of good. Val Aviv is the presenter for Brighton Lights on Latest TV For more astrological insights and monthly horoscopes visit or for a personal astrological reading contact Val Aviv at:

L7 TV Your weekly TV guide 821 – 27 JUNE Looking at nature versus nuture has never been more interesting, as each girl has her own strengths and one in particular stands away from the others. The first to have her own play date without the others is Jessica, born weighing just With Victoria Nangle one pound compared to the others’ three pounds. In greater distress, growing later, walking later – but now identical to her sisters. Could it be that the extra gentleness she demanded has led to a greater independence? Their differences are fascinating. Mum Julie even goes to America to meet a family with eighteen-yearold quads to get a glimpse as to what might be in store in the future. It’s really quite fascinating and sweet that she’s a tad overwhelmed by the teenage noise without a blink of awareness regarding how his is just a little bit captivating. Four Of A Kind much volume she might already be living with. follows a year in the life of identical quad girls, This important year of many firsts is engaging, from their fourth birthday to their fifth. gentle and kind. There were bound to be tantrums Jessica, Georgie, Ellie and Holly were born against when the film crew were there, but there’s hardly odds of one in 64 million. When their parents heard sight of them here. It’s not about the difficulties of they were pregnant with four children instead of having lots of kids. We all know that can’t be easy. one they were told there was a 20 per cent chance This is simply sharing the curiosity these darling they would all be born healthy. In fact, they were girls’ parents have about the rarity of their daughters’ delivered at seven months due relationship, and trying to be the to complications with Jessica they can. “Could it be that the bestOneparents and a subsequent emergency American quad offers caesarian. They are the closest advice in her nasal twang: extra gentleness this sage thing to unique in this country “Let them be individuals.” For by being the same. Yup, these girl had demanded all the fights over the little ladies are the only set of straightening irons and dissing has led to greater identical quads in the UK, and of each others’ wardrobes, all of are quite charming, feisty, the Stateside girls pretty much bouncey and incredibly bonded. independence?” say the same thing to Julie. To be honest, I thought this Their mother, however, offers might be another one of those “struggles as another thought. “Imagine what it must be like not parents” tales. You know, with financial hardship, to be recognised anywhere you go,” she considers. out of control youngsters who run riot, and browIt’s pause for thought. People you went to school beaten parents at the end of their tether reaching with, family members, anyone you know is not for the Prozac. If Supernanny was there she sure which one you are and which relationship would’ve been stumped. they have with you. Until you open your mouth. Capitalising on this unique opportunity are the What a celebration of uniqueness amid similarity. academics, offering sought-after psychological Aired Monday 20 June. Catch it on ITV Player profiling tests, now that the girls have got to an follow me on twitter latestvicky age where they can vocalise themselves clearly.

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tuesday 21 Three Men Go To Venice BBC2, 9pm This year’s Three Men In A Boat goes further than before. The trio of Rory McGrath, Griff Rhys Jones and Dara O’Briain head to the Adriatic, having experiences including cricket matches and gondola racing, all whilst travelling up the Dalmatian coast to Venice. Oh, it’s a dog’s life for some.

Lead Balloon BBC2, 10pm Rick is at his lowest ebb. With no other work on offer, he decides to set up his own stand-up comedy workshop. But the first week’s class attracts just five students. Worse still, the second session includes deranged café owner Michael. Meanwhile Magda is trying to claim compo after tripping on a paving stone.

Taggart ITV3, 10pm When a promising student is abducted, her mother’s psychic advisor approaches the team, claiming to be able to trace the girl’s whereabouts. Burke is his usual sceptical self, but when he finds that all leads are going nowhere, he grudgingly attends one of the psychic’s shows. Is it a load of crystal balls?


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6.00 – 9.30 Children’s television 9.30 Nina And The Neurons: In The Lab 9.45 Big Cook Little Cook 10.05 ZingZillas 10.30 Yesterday At Wimbledon 11.30 The Daily Politics 12.00pm Wimbledon 2011 3.25 Prank Patrol Down Under 3.50 Deadly Art 4.05 Escape From Scorpion Island 4.30 Andy’s Greatest Hits: Blue Peter Special 4.55 Shaun The Sheep 5.00 Newsround 5.10 Deadly 60 Bites 5.15 Copycats 5.50 Wimbledon 2011

6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 60 Minute Makeover 3.00 Secret Dealers 4.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 Dinner Date

6.00am The Treacle People 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Freshly Squeezed 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Frasier 8.25 Frasier 8.55 Friends 9.25 Back To You 9.55 Location, Location, Location 10.55 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Superscrimpers: Waste Not Want Not 12.35 River Cottage Bites 12.45 River Cottage Bites 12.55 FILM: The Four Feathers (1939) 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons Liam Neeson plays a hip priest who converts Bart to Catholicism. 6.30 Hollyoaks Liberty confronts Theresa about her knowledge of her relationship with Ethan when Liberty was underage. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 Ethical issues. 8.00 4 Rooms A guitar belonging to Dee Dee Ramone, one of British artists Gilbert and George’s famous gin bottles, a lifetime collection of matchbox cars and circus impresario Gerry Cottle’s miniature zoo are amongst the cherished items featured here. 9.00 The Fairy Jobmother Hayley Taylor takes on the challenge of sorting out some of Britain’s unemployed. 10.00 Jamie’s Food Revolution Hits Hollywood Chef Jamie Oliver attempts to kick-start a revolution in eating habits in Los Angeles. 11.05 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Alan Carr hosts his own chat show. 12.05am European Poker Tour High-stakes tournament action. 1.10 FIM Superbike World Championship 1.35 Quaife MSA British Rallycross 2.05 Mobil 1 The Grid 2.30 KOTV Boxing Weekly 2.55 GE Blenheim Triathlon 3.25 Catching The Impossible 4.15 Demolition Day 5.10 Man On Earth

6.00 – 8.20am Children’s television 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.30 Roary The Racing Car 8.40 Hana’s Helpline 8.50 The WotWots 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.05 Extreme Fishing With Robson Green: At The Ends Of The Earth 12.05pm Meals In Moments 12.15 5 News Lunchtime 12.20 Law And Order 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 The Vanessa Show 3.05 FILM: Storm Chasers (1998) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (x3) 9.00 The Sky Sports Years 10.00 Test Cricket 12.00pm Elite League Speedway 2.00 Test Cricket 3.55 LIVE Test Cricket 7.00 LIVE Twenty20 Cricket 10.30 The Sky Sports Years 11.30 Time Of Our Lives 12.30am Twenty20 Cricket 2.30 The Sky Sports Years 3.30 Football Asia 4.00 Twenty20 Cricket

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show Stories that matter from across the country. 7.30 EastEnders Masood’s desperate attempt to halt Tam and Afia’s wedding is dealt a crushing blow, while Zainab is left unsettled by Yusef’s memories of their past. 8.00 Holby City It’s time for flashback revelations as Ollie struggles with grief, guilt and the burning question of his cheating past. 9.00 Luther Luther must rescue Ripley, abducted by Cameron, in time to prevent Cameron’s final murderous set piece. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Abused: Breaking The Silence Documentary. In 2009, over a hundred former pupils discovered they had all suffered terrible abuse at school: mental, physical and, in some cases, sexual. They want justice. But half a century has passed, and their abusers are now elderly. What will it take to repair the damage and for the victims to feel able to move on? 11.25 The Scheme Documentary series. 12.15am Weatherview 12.20 Sign Zone: The Animal’s Guide To Britain 1.20 Sign Zone: The Country House Revealed 2.20 Fake Britain 3.05 Great British Railway 3.35 BBC News

8.00 Today At Wimbledon John Inverdale and guests look back at the day’s highlights and assess the performances of some of the pre-tournament favourites. 9.00 Three Men Go To Venice See highlights. 10.00 Lead Balloon See highlights. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Jeremy Paxman. 11.20 Coast The Bafta winning Coast ventures out to brand new territory, the astonishing man-made shoreline of the Netherlands. Nick Crane explores how ingenious Dutch engineers created massive coastal defences like no others on earth following the great North Sea flood in 1953 which killed thousands of people in the Netherlands and Britain. Nick also discovers how, during the Second World War, traitors from the British Indian Army took part in the Nazi occupation of the tiny isle of Texel. 12.20am The Tudors Historical drama series. 1.15 BBC News

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Adam’s attempt to end things with Ella backfires. 7.30 Animal Kingdom Wildlife documentary series. In the central highlands of Namibia, British vet Steve Leonard is on the lookout for an elusive male leopard, but he gets a surprise when the team trap an unusual brown hyena. 8.00 Countrywise In this edition, the team head to Jersey in the Channel Islands. Paul discovers that, despite being just 14 miles from France, Jersey is the most English of places. 9.00 Baby Hospital This episode focuses on three parents as they cope alone with a sick baby. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 FILM: Inside I’m Dancing (2004) Starring Steven Robertson, James McAvoy, Romola Garai, Alan King, Brenda Fricker, Miriam King and Ruth McCabe. Moving drama about a young man with cerebral palsy whose life is changed by the arrival of a rebellious companion at his Dublin home for the disabled. 12.30am The Zone Our hosts guide you through The Zone, ITV1’s place to shop and play. Including features from QVC and Challenge Jackpot. 2.30 Crossing Jordan 3.20 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

6.00 Home And Away At her surprise birthday party, Charlie decides that it is time for she and Brax to make their relationship public. 6.25 OK! TV Celebrity gossip, big name interviews and features. 7.00 5 News At 7 7.30 How Do They Do It? In this episode, Robert explores how the Blue Angels flying team perform breathtaking stunts at breakneck speeds, how to keep a ski slope cold in the middle of the desert, and how chefs make some of the world’s finest sushi. 8.00 Submarine School Documentary series following five elite submariners as they undergo gruelling training to become nuclear submarine commanders. 9.00 CSI: All-Time Top 10 When a nurse is found slumped in her shower with her throat slashed, Grissom is unsettled by the victim’s uncanny resemblance to Sara. 10.00 CSI: All-Time Top 10 The team investigates the murder of two gigolos. 11.25 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Drama series. 12.25am CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Drama series. murdered. 1.15 SuperCasino 4.00 Meals In Moments 4.10 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (x2) 4.55 Rough Guide To Islands 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 House Doctor

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Kings Of The Surf 7.00 WWE Afterburn 8.00 NASCAR Sprint Cup 9.00 Golf: British Amateur Golf Championship 10.00 Golf: US Open 12.30pm Shell’s Wonderful World Of Golf 2.00 PGA Tour Classic 3.00 The Sky Sports Years 4.00 NASCAR Sprint Cup 5.00 Equestrianism 6.00 Equestrianism 7.00 LIVE Test Cricket 11.00 Sports Unlimited 12.00am Equestrianism 1.00 Equestrianism 2.00 European Tour Golf 3.00 Golf 4.00 Close

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12.00pm Stargate Atlantis (x2) 2.00 Verminators 3.00 UK Border Force 4.00 Oops TV 4.30 Futurama 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama 6.00 The Middle 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Kylie Live In 2011 Aphrodite Les Folies 10.00 FILM: The Perfect Storm (2000) 12.25am Fringe 1.25 Night Cops 2.10 NCIS: LA (x2)

7.00pm Total Wipeout 8.00 The World’s Strictest Parents 9.00 Our War 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Angry Boys 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 Our War 12.40am Kill It, Cut It, Use It 1.40 Angry Boys 2.10 The World’s Strictest Parents 3.10 Total Wipeout 4.10 Kill It, Cut It, Use It 5.30 Close

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Art Deco Icons 8.00 Agony & Ecstasy: A Year With English National Ballet 9.00 Botany: A Blooming History 10.00 Who Killed The Honey Bee? 11.00 Feasts 12.00am Botany: A Blooming History 1.00 Who Killed The Honey Bee? 2.00 Agony & Ecstasy: A Year With English National Ballet

1.30pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.40 The Real Housewives Of Orange County 4.40 Loose Women 5.40 Judge Judy (x2) 6.45 Take Me Out 8.00 Peter Andre: The Next Chapter 9.00 America’s Got Talent: Auditions 10.00 FILM: Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels (1998) 12.15am FILM: Unbreakable (2000)

1.55 Monarch Of The Glen 3.00 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman 4.00 Daily Cooks Challenge 5.00 Goodnight Sweetheart 5.40 Heartbeat 6.40 Monarch Of The Glen 7.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 Whitechapel 10.00 Taggart See highlights 11.00 Hornblower 1.10am Numb3rs 1.50 Drama Trails

2.30pm Gilmore Girls 3.25 Glee 4.30 Friends (x3) 6.00 My Name Is Earl (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends (x3) 9.00 Smallville: Superman The Early Years 10.00 The Cleveland Show 10.30 The Ricky Gervais Show 11.00 The Ricky Gervais Show 11.35 Bob’s Burgers 12.05am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

3.40pm Location, Location, Location 4.10 Location, Location, Location 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.45 Relocation, Relocation 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Come Dine With Me 10.00 True Stories: For Neda 11.40 Come Dine With Me 12.45am True Stories: For Neda

11.00am Wake Of The Red Witch (1949) 1.10pm Bigger Than Life (1956) 3.00 Rooster Cogburn (1975) 5.05 Carry On Constable (1960) 6.50 Grease (1978) 9.00 Mission: Impossible III (2006) 11.20 The Hole (2001) 1.15am Jackass: Number Two (2006) 3.05 XMen: First Class Special

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wednesday 22 The Apprentice BBC1, 9pm Tonight is a summoning to St Pancras International, where the hopefuls are informed their next task is to introduce British products to the French market. While one half of each team heads to Paris to set up sales appointments, those left behind must choose their products. Will the products appeal en masse?

The Kids Are Alright ITV1, 10.35pm Doc explaining why the children of Britain should be celebrated, not condemned.The film meets amazing youngsters, including 11year-old Daniel, whose dad is serving in Afghanistan and 15year-old Sarah who proves her maturity by caring for her severely disabled mother. See? They’re not all wrong ‘uns!

When Piers Met Andrew Lloyd Webber ITV3, 9pm Piers Morgan jets off to join Andrew Lloyd Webber at his Mediterranean hideaway and at work in the heart of his showbiz empire in the Palladium Theatre, London. Lloyd Webber opens up to Piers about his life and how he refused to be slowed down by prostate cancer.


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6.00 – 9.05am Children’s television 9.05 The Koala Brothers 9.15 Guess With Jess 9.30 Nina And The Neurons: In The Lab 9.45 Big Cook Little Cook 10.05 ZingZillas 10.30 Yesterday At Wimbledon 11.30 The Daily Politics 1.00pm Wimbledon 2011 3.25 Prank Patrol Down Under 3.50 Deadly Art 4.05 Escape From Scorpion Island 4.30 Little Howard’s Big Question 4.55 Deadly 60 Bites 5.00 Newsround 5.10 Shaun The Sheep 5.15 Copycats 5.50 Wimbledon 2011

6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 60 Minute Makeover 3.00 Secret Dealers 4.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 Dinner Date

6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Freshly Squeezed 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Frasier 8.25 Frasier 8.55 Friends 9.25 Back To You 9.50 Location, Location, Location 10.55 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Kirstie’s Homemade Home 1.05 FILM: The Thief Of Bagdad (1940) 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me

6.00 – 8.20am Children’s television 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.30 Roary The Racing Car 8.40 Hana’s Helpline 8.50 The WotWots 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.05 Extreme Fishing With Robson Green: At The Ends Of The Earth 12.05pm Meals In Moments 12.15 5 News Lunchtime 12.20 Law And Order 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 The Vanessa Show 3.05 Inside Hollywood 3.10 FILM: Trial By Fire (2008) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (x3) 9.00 The Sky Sports Years 10.00 Twenty20 Cricket 12.00pm European Tour Golf 1.00 Football Asia 1.30 Twenty20 Cricket 3.30 The Sky Sports Years 4.30 LIVE Football UEFA Under21 Championship (x2) 10.30 The Sky Sports Years 11.30 Time Of Our Lives 12.30am Football: UEFA Under-21 Championship 2.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 3.00 Football’s Greatest 3.30 Football Asia 4.00 Football: UEFA Under-21 Championship

8.00 Today At Wimbledon Men’s defending champion Rafael Nadal is among those hoping to come through the day unscathed. 9.00 Afghanistan: War Without End? In the first of three programmes to mark ten years since the invasion of Afghanistan, key decision makers reveal the inside story of how the West was drawn ever deeper into the Afghan war. Reporter John Ware charts the history of a decade of fighting and looks at when the conflict may end. 10.00 The Apprentice: You’re Fired Pinpointing what went wrong is comedian Micky Flanagan and US financial guru Alvin Hall. 10.30 Newsnight With Jeremy Paxman. 11.20 Three Men Go To Venice This year’s Three Men In A Boat goes further than before. 12.20am The Tudors Historical drama series. Longed-for new alliances and liaisons tempt King Henry. Spain’s Charles V and young Anne Boleyn each claim his attention, while his sister Margaret is expected to accept an arranged marriage. 1.15 BBC News

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Paddy is thrown when Rhona makes a decision. Will Adam carry out Ella’s wishes? Nikhil wants to be there for Chas. 7.30 Poms In Paradise In this edition, the show visits one of Australia’s busiest animal hospitals and meets the hospital’s British boss Jonathan. 8.00 Lewis When a maintenance engineer is found dead in the basement of the Bodleian Library, Lewis and Hathaway investigate a link between the murder and an intruder at a local professor’s home earlier in the night. Suspicion grows when they visit the engineer’s house and discover rare nineteenth-century books, which were taken from the library in which he worked. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 The Kids Are Alright See highlights. 11.35 Baby Hospital Part of the Extraordinary Families Season, narrated by Sue Johnston. 12.30am The Zone Our hosts guide you through The Zone, ITV1’s place to shop and play. Including features from QVC and Challenge Jackpot. 2.35 FILM: True Crime (1999) 4.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

6.00 The Simpsons A trio of terrifying tales. 6.30 Hollyoaks A heartbroken Liberty tries to take her mind off things by singing at the Chez Chez competition, while Dodger is on the warpath. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 Religious and ethical issues. 8.00 Embarrassing Bodies: Live From The Clinic The doctors are joined by a specialist in breast care. 9.00 24 Hours In A&E In this episode, the team face a 12-hour night shift treating young men with stab wounds. 10.00 Desperate Housewives Bree discovers that Chuck Vance has been doing background checks on her. 11.05 8 Out Of 10 Cats Jimmy Carr presents an extended version of the topical comedy panel show. 11.50 Live From Abbey Road Performances from Blondie and Anna Calvi. 12.40am MUSIC ON 4: The Album Chart Show Spotlight Music programme. 12.55 MUSIC ON 4: 4Play: Foster The People 1.10 MUSIC ON 4: Avril Lavigne: 4Music Favourites 4Music 1.35 FILM: My First Mister (2002) 3.30 Conservation’s Dirty Secret: Dispatches 4.25 Hill Street Blues 5.20 Countdown

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show Stories that matter from across the country. 7.30 Waterloo Road Chris confiscates drugs from scruffy pupil Scout Allen, and is shocked to discover she is a drugs courier. 8.30 In With The Flynns Comedy. Following a pregnancy scare, Liam resolves to have the snip, but wimps out at the last minute. 9.00 The Apprentice See highlights. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The National Lottery Wednesday Night Draws Presented by OJ Borg. 10.45 Not Going Out Sitcom. Lucy is stressed, as she has to make an important speech at a recruitment conference, and has nobody to help her write it. Sensing an opportunity to impress her, Lee offers his services, which upsets Tim, who also thinks he is the best man for the job. 11.15 FILM: Extreme Measures (1996) Starring Hugh Grant, Gene Hackman, Sarah Jessica Parker, David Morse, Bill Nunn and Peter Appel. Dark thriller. 1.05am Weatherview 1.10 Sign Zone: See Hear 1.40 Country Tracks 2.35 Saints And Scroungers 3.05 Great British Railway Journeys 3.35 BBC News

6.00 Home And Away Irene and Roo advise Bianca to be wary of Heath. 6.25 OK! TV Celebrity gossip, big name interviews and features. 7.00 5 News At 7 7.30 Pawn Stars Rick purchases a Mafia favourite, the 1962 Lincoln Continental with ‘suicide doors’. But the old man is not pleased. 8.00 Submarine School Documentary series following five elite submariners as they undergo gruelling training to become nuclear submarine commanders. 9.00 NCIS Gibbs heads to Mexico to face his demons and make a startling decision. 10.00 Law And Order: Criminal Intent Detectives Goren and Eames encounter a gang of high-class criminals led by a dangerous European who befriends, robs and kills tourists. 11.00 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit The unit investigates the psychotic behaviour of two army reservists who recently returned from Afghanistan. 11.55 Poker: Aussie Millions From Melbourne’s Crown Casino. 12.55am SuperCasino Visit 4.00 Meals In Moments 4.10 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (X2) 4.55 Rough Guide To Adventures 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 House Doctor

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Kings Of The Surf 7.00 WWE: Vintage Collection 8.00 Sports Unlimited 9.00 World Cup Of Pool 10.00 PGA EuroPro Tour Golf 12.00pm Karting 1.00 Golf 2.00 PGA EuroPro Tour Golf 4.00 NFL - Total Access 5.00 European Tour Weekly 5.30 LIVE Cricket Friends Life T20 9.00 Boots ‘n’ All 10.00 National Indoor Bowls 11.00 NFL - Total Access 12.00am Cricket: Friends Life T20 2.00 Inside The PGA Tour 2.30 European Tour Weekly 3.00 PGA EuroPro Tour Golf

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Cycling Sports World 6.30 World Cup Of Pool 7.30 European Tour Golf 8.30 European Seniors Tour Golf 9.30 International Bowls 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Sports Unlimited 1.00 Equestrianism (x2) 3.00 Karting 3.55 LIVE Test Cricket 11.00 Total Rugby 11.30 Watersports World 12.30am Football’s Greatest 1.00 Cage Fighter 1.30 Poker 3.30 Watersports World

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12.00pm Stargate Atlantis (x2) 2.00 Verminators 3.00 UK Border Force 4.00 Oops TV 4.30 Futurama 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama 6.00 The Middle 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Emergency With Angela Griffin 9.00 Brit Cops: Zero Tolerance 10.00 An Idiot Abroad 11.00 Cop Squad 12.00am The Chicago Code

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Great TV Mistakes 9.00 FILM: Norbit (2007) 10.40 Family Guy (x4) 12.10am Kids Behind Bars 1.10 American Dad! (x6) 3.20 Great TV Mistakes 4.15 Kids Behind Bars

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 The Beauty Of Maps 8.00 Maps: Power, Plunder And Possession 9.00 The Wonder Of Weeds 10.00 Nurse Jackie 10.25 What Darwin Didn’t Know 11.55 Wallander 1.25am Maps: Power, Plunder And Possession 2.25 The Beauty Of Maps 2.55 The Wonder Of Weeds

12.30pm Nanny 911 1.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.40 The Real Housewives Of Orange County 4.40 Loose Women 5.40 Judge Judy (x3) 7.00 The Marriage Ref 8.00 America’s Got Talent: Auditions 9.00 Paul O’Grady: Lady Gaga Special 10.00 FILM: Unbreakable (2000) 12.10am FILM: The Interpreter (2005)

3.00 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman 4.00 Daily Cooks Challenge 5.00 Goodnight Sweetheart 5.40 Heartbeat 6.40 Monarch Of The Glen 7.55 Mr Bean 8.25 Mr Bean 9.00 When Piers Met Andrew Lloyd Webber See highlights 10.00 A Touch Of Frost 12.15am FILM: The Accidental Tourist (1988)

12.10pm Privileged 1.10 Smallville: Superman The Early Years 2.00 Hollyoaks 2.30 Gilmore Girls 3.25 Glee 4.25 Friends (x3) 6.00 My Name Is Earl (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends (x3) 9.00 FILM: School Of Rock (2003) 11.05 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 12.10am Rude Tube: Viral Ads 1.10 My Name Is Earl (x2) 2.05 Glee

3.40pm Location, Location, Location (x2) 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.45 Relocation, Relocation 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Time Team 10.00 Jamestown: America’s Birthplace: A Time Team Special 11.05 FILM: The Godfather (1972) 2.25am Come Dine With Me

11.00am Boomerang (1947) 12.45pm The Spy In Black (1939) 2.25 The Gentle Sex (1943) 4.15 Monte Carlo Or Bust (1969) 6.40 The Day After Tomorrow (2003) 9.00 Transporter 2 (2004) 10.40 A Town Called Panic (2009) 12.10am Comrades (1986)

Brighton Lights

Jo Harman is the raunchiest girl blues singer since Janis and her band are equally talented. No dull introspection here, Jo is riveting to watch.

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thursday 23 Planet Of The Apemen: Battle For Earth BBC1, 8pm It wasn’t so long ago, in the grand scale of things, that humans shared the planet with other species of hominid. So how was it Homo sapiens came out on top? Set 75,000 years ago in India this tries to explain how we toppled Homo erectus with a little help from our friend, the volcano.

The Sex Researchers Channel 4, 10pm What’s the difference between ye olde skool love potions and a dose of Viagra? Just a thought of the blurring between fact and fiction and quite how far back sex researchers have been carrying on for. This is the second part in a documentary series on the history of modern sex research, spilling secrets galore.

The IT Crowd E4, 10pm These are great guys, and we all pretty much know at least one Roy, and want to know a Moss. Today the techie pair have an uncomfortable experience at a shopping centre. Doesn’t sound like much but remember writer Graham Linehan’s last foray into shopping with Father Ted and it’s underwear apocalypse. Fab.


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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Crimewatch Roadshow 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Real Rescues 11.45 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Wimbledon 2011

6.00 – 9.05am Children’s television 9.05 The Koala Brothers 9.15 Guess With Jess 9.30 Nina And The Neurons: In The Lab 9.45 Big Cook Little Cook 10.05 ZingZillas 10.30 Yesterday At Wimbledon 11.30 The Daily Politics 12.00pm Wimbledon 2011 3.25 Prank Patrol Down Under 3.50 Deadly Art 4.05 Escape From Scorpion Island 4.30 Horrible Histories 5.00 Newsround 5.05 Copycats 5.40 Deadly 60 Bites 5.50 Wimbledon 2011

6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 60 Minute Makeover 3.00 Secret Dealers 4.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 Dinner Date

6.05am Sali Mali 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Freshly Squeezed 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Frasier 8.25 Frasier 8.55 Friends 9.25 Back To You 9.55 Location, Location, Location 10.55 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Kirstie’s Homemade Home 1.05 FILM: Jungle Book (1942) 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me

8.00 Today At Wimbledon John Inverdale presents highlights from day four of the 2011 tournament, with reaction from the players making the headlines. Men’s champion Rafa Nadal survived a scare at this stage last year, eventually coming through in five sets against Robin Haase. 9.00 History Cold Case Professor Sue Black and her team use forensic science to shed light on the past. When the remains of 17 people – men, women and 11 children, one as young as two years old – were discovered in a dry well shaft in Norwich city centre, the local community were keen for answers about who these people were and what happened to them. A thirteenth century whodunnit. 10.00 Mock The Week Dara O Briain, Hugh Dennis and Andy Parsons laugh at another week’s news with guests Chris Addison, Stewart Francis and Ava Vidal. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Gavin Esler. 11.20 Afghanistan: War Without End? In the first of three programmes to mark ten years since the invasion of Afghanistan, key decision makers reveal the inside story of how the West was drawn ever deeper into the Afghan war. 12.20am The Tudors 1.15 BBC News

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Aaron and Hazel wait anxiously to hear if they have been charged. 7.30 No More Heroes Anymore?: Tonight Jonathan Maitland investigates whether health and safety legislation for 999 crews has had its day. Complicated stuff. 8.00 Emmerdale Debbie is forced to hide her upset from Cameron. 8.30 Coronation Street Carla receives some devastating news. Stella steps in as a row erupts between Leanne and Eva. 9.00 The Choir That Rocks Documentary series. This episode follows the Teen Rock Choir. Choir leader Tom George has been set the task of getting the group of youngsters up to scratch for a performance which will determine whether they will join the other choirs at Wembley. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories: Simon Cowell This edition features an exclusive and intimate interview with fellow Britain’s Got Talent judge Simon Cowell. 11.45 Odd One In Bradley Walsh hosts a new series of the hilarious gameshow. 12.30am The Zone 2.30 British Touring Car Championship Highlights Hill. 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 News

6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Ethan and Theresa decide not to keep anymore secrets. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 8.00 Help! My House Is Falling Down Series in which Sarah Beeny rescues families who have found problems with their properties. Here, she helps a family terrified that their Swinton home of 15 years is falling down a mine. Crikey! 9.00 Born To Be Different Candid documentary series exploring the pressures of living day-to-day with a disability, following six youngsters and their families from childbirth. In the final episode of the series, with all six children having reached 10, the families reflect on just how much life has changed over the past decade. 10.00 The Sex Researchers See highlights. 11.05 King Of... Claudia Winklemanis joined by guests Sarah Millican and Chris Evans. 11.50 The Vue Film Show Edith Bowman presents a series looking at the week’s biggest movie releases. 12.25am New Look Style The Nation 12.55 MUSIC ON 4: The Album Chart Show 1.10 4Play: Kassidy 1.20 The Model Agency 2.15 The September Issue 3.50 I Hate That Smile 3.55 Hill Street Blues 4.50 Wogan’s Perfect Recall 5.15 Countdown

6.00 – 8.15am Children’s television 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.30 Roary The Racing Car 8.40 Hana’s Helpline 8.50 The WotWots 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.05 Extreme Fishing With Robson Green: At The Ends Of The Earth 12.05pm Meals In Moments 12.15 5 News Lunchtime 12.20 Law And Order 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 The Vanessa Show 3.05 Inside Hollywood 3.15 FILM: First Shot: The President Is Down (2002) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away When Angelo declares that he wants to leave town to make a fresh start with Nicole and George, Morag helps Nicole to act on her desire for custody of the baby. 6.25 OK! TV Kate Walsh and Matt Johnson present a lively mix. 7.00 5 News At 7 7.30 World’s Most Extreme Airports Feature-length documentary highlighting the treacherous conditions that airlines face as they navigate the world’s most dangerous airports. Every day, airline pilots deal with unpredictable weather, tough terrain, high-rise buildings and short runways with sheer drops. But there are ten airports that take these conditions to the extreme. Judt in time for your summer hols! 9.00 Walking The Amazon In this exciting two-part documentary, former British Army captain Ed Stafford embarks on the quest of a lifetime - to become the first person to walk the entire length of the mighty Amazon river. 10.00 FILM: Timecop (1994) Starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Ron Silver, Mia Sara. Futuristic thriller. 11.55 5* Access 12.05am SCXTRA 12.35 SuperCasino 4.00 Meals In Moments 4.10 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (x2) 4.55 Rough Guide To Activity Holidays 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 House Doctor

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (x3) 9.00 The Sky Sports Years 10.00 European Tour Weekly 10.30 LIVE European Tour Golf 12.30pm Inside The PGA Tour 1.00 Football: UEFA Under-21 Championship 3.00 LIVE Women’s International Twenty20 6.00 The Slats & Shane Show: Ashes Memories - Brisbane 1994 6.30 Barclays Premier League World 7.00 LIVE Twenty20 Cricket 10.30 The Sky Sports Years 11.30 Ringside 12.30am Twenty20 Cricket 1.30 Women’s International Twenty20 2.30 Barclays Premier League World 3.00 Ringside 4.00 Twenty20 Cricket 5.00 Women’s International Twenty20

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it has Britain talking then it will be talked about on the One Show. 7.30 EastEnders The Masoods turn on each other in the wake of Tam’s revelations, but a bigger shock lies in store for Zainab when Yusef makes an unexpected confession. 8.00 Planet Of The Apemen: Battle For Earth See highlights. 9.00 Traffic Cops Documentary series. In Bedfordshire, traffic cops armed with 50,000 volt tasers are called in to make a difficult arrest; a lone traffic cop is set upon by a gang of youths in Luton town centre; and a desperate teenager leads cops on a hair-raising pursuit in a stolen car. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Question Time David Dimbleby chairs the topical debates in front of an invited studio audience, with a panel of guests from the world of politics. 11.35 This Week A political review of the week presented by Andrew Neil with Michael Portillo, Alan Johnson and guests. 12.20am Holiday Weatherview 12.25 Sign Zone: Land Of The Bandits - Panorama 12.55 Countryfile 1.55 Britain’s Next Big Thing 2.55 Fake Britain 3.40 Antiques Roadshow 4.25 BBC News

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Kings Of The Surf 7.00 WWE Experience 8.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 8.30 Football’s Greatest 9.00 International Football 11.00 Boots ‘n’ All 12.00pm Cricket: Friends Life T20 2.00 The Sky Sports Years 3.00 Boots ‘n’ All 3.55 Live Test Cricket 11.00 WWE Late Night Raw 2.00am WWE NXT 3.00 Time Of Our Lives 4.00 Close

Sky Sports 3 6.30am Total Rugby 7.00 Cricket: Friends Life T20 9.00 National Indoor Bowls 10.00 Trans World Sport 11.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm National Indoor Bowls 1.00 Watersports World 2.00 Kings Of The Surf 2.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 3.00 Total Rugby 3.30 Live Euro Tour Golf 5.30 Football’s Greatest 6.00 Ringside 7.00 Golf 8.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 Euro Tour Golf 1.00am PGA Tour Golf 4.00 Golf 5.00 Close

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12.00pm Stargate Atlantis (x2) 2.00 Verminators 3.00 UK Border Force 4.00 Oops TV 4.30 Futurama 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama 6.00 The Middle 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Hawaii Five-0 9.00 The Chicago Code 10.00 An Idiot Abroad 11.00 Lie To Me 12.00am Martina Cole’s The Take 1.00 Caprica (x2)

7.00pm The Apprentice 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride: The Vegas Wedding 9.00 Kids Behind Bars 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Ideal 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 Kids Behind Bars 12.45am Ideal 1.15 World’s Craziest Fools 1.45 Don’t Tell The Bride: The Vegas Wedding 2.45 Kill It, Cut It, Use It 3.45 World’s Craziest Fools

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1976 8.00 Apples: British To The Core 9.00 Unnatural Histories 10.00 Rubicon 10.45 Treasures Of Heaven 11.45 Unnatural Histories 12.45am Top Of The Pops: 1976 1.25 Apples: British To The Core 2.25 Treasures Of Heaven 3.25 Unnatural Histories 5.30 Close

12.30pm Nanny 911 1.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.40 The Real Housewives Of Orange County 4.40 Loose Women 5.40 Judge Judy (x3) 7.00 All Star Mr & Mrs 8.00 America’s Got Talent: Auditions 9.00 Peter Andre: The Next Chapter 10.00 FILM: Burn After Reading (2008) 12.00am Coronation Street

1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 Monarch Of The Glen 3.10 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman 4.10 Daily Cooks Challenge 5.15 Goodnight Sweetheart 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Monarch Of The Glen 8.00 Monk 9.00 Rebus 10.00 Inspector Morse 12.10am FILM: The Postman Always Rings Twice (1981)

2.30pm Gilmore Girls 3.30 Glee 4.30 Friends (x3) 6.00 My Name Is Earl (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends (x3) 9.00 The Big Bang Theory 9.30 How I Met Your Mother 10.00 The IT Crowd. See highlights. 10.30 Friday Night Dinner 11.00 FILM: Employee Of The Month (2006) 1.05am My Name Is Earl

2.35pm Come Dine With Me 3.05 The Coach Trip 3.40 Location, Location, Location (x2) 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.45 Relocation, Relocation 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 One Born Every Minute USA 10.00 Shameless 11.15 The Closer 12.20am One Born Every Minute USA

11.00am Tales From Earthsea (2007) 1.15pm The Password Is Courage (1962) 3.30 Out Of The Blue () 5.15 To Catch A Thief (1955) 7.20 Buffy The Vampire Slayer (1992) 9.00 Under Siege (1992) 11.05 Kinsey (2004) 1.20am Quills (2000) 3.50 Close

Brighton Lights

Discover Brighton’s hottest club night White Mink and see Billie Rae add some fiery burlesque glamour to the electro swing.

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friday 24 Today At Wimbledon BBC2, 8pm If only we could all take two weeks off and watch every match of this summer stalwart. Alas, it just ain’t so for most so this round-up of how the tables stand as we arrive at Middle Weekend will be setting many up for their weekend’s lawn tennis feast. With drama, reactions, and expectations a-plenty.

Love Your Garden ITV1, 8pm Alan Titchmarsh comes to the rescue, hoe in hand and weeds in his sights, as the summer hits full swing and gardens become the main room of the house to lounge in. Transforming domestic gardens into sophisticated formal gardens, tonight he seeks inspiration in Swansea with pruned hedges and swish paths.

America’s Got Talent: Auditions ITV2, 9pm Nick Cannon presents the last set of auditions, allowing the weird and bizarre to throw their lot in with the talented and outstanding in a bid for fame and fortune. In America. Who will impress the judges, Piers Morgan, Sharon Osbourne and Howie Mandel? And will any impress you?


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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Crimewatch Roadshow 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Real Rescues 11.45 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Wimbledon 2011

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 8.00 EastEnders Zainab vows to reunite her fractured family. 8.30 A Question Of Sport Sue Barker is in the umpire’s chair as she serves up the questions in a Wimbledon-themed episode of the popular sports quiz. 9.00 My Family Sitcom. An eventful night out is had by all, as Janey and Susan go to a hen night, and Roger goes on a blind date. 9.30 Miranda Trying to overcome her hang-ups Miranda decides the way forward with Gary would be to create a romantic moment. High jinks galore. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show Graham is joined by EastEnders star Jessie Wallace; Sex and the City star Kim Cattrall, starring in new movie Meet Monica Velour; and there is music from The Saturdays. 11.20 The National Lottery Friday Night Draws The National Lottery Friday night draws. 11.30 FILM: The Terminator (1984) Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Linda Hamilton, Michael Biehn. Classic sci-fi action thriller. 1.10am The One Show 2.10 Weatherview 2.15 Sign Zone: The Animal’s Guide To Britain 3.15 Two Greedy Italians 4.15 BBC News


6.00 – 8.30am Children’s television 8.30 Show Me Show Me 8.55 Bob The Builder: Project Build It 9.05 The Koala Brothers 9.15 Guess With Jess 9.30 Nina And The Neurons: In The Lab 9.45 Big Cook Little Cook 10.05 ZingZillas 10.30 Yesterday At Wimbledon 11.30 The Daily Politics 12.00pm Wimbledon 2011 3.25 Prank Patrol Down Under 3.50 Deadly Art 4.05 Escape From Scorpion Island 4.30 Fee Fi Fo Yum 5.00 Newsround 5.10 Deadly 60 Bites 5.15 Copycats 5.50 Wimbledon 2011 8.00 Today At Wimbledon See highlights. 9.00 The Kennedys Greg Kinnear and Katie Holmes star as President John F Kennedy and his wife, Jackie, in Stephen Kronish’s compelling drama series, charting the triumph and the tragedy of the first couple. Jack and Bobby try to convince their father that Bobby’s being named Attorney General would be a major mistake. Quickly drawn into the Bay of Pigs crisis, virtually all of Jack’s advisers – military and civilian - urge him to go ahead with the invasion. JFK is unsure that the plan will work, and he worries that the operation will be linked back to the US – causing major problems with Cuba’s ally, the Soviet Union. Ya think?! Watch history unfold. 9.45 U2 At Glastonbury 2011 Kicking off a weekend of extensive coverage of Glastonbury Festival on BBC Two, join hosts Jo Whiley, Mark Radcliffe, Lauren Laverne and Zane Lowe live as they take you into the heart and soul of the world’s most famous festival to bring you live coverage of one of the biggest bands in the world – U2 – as they headline. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines. 11.05 Glastonbury 2011 Live coverage from Glastonbury Festival continues into the wee small hours.


6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 60 Minute Makeover 3.00 Secret Dealers 4.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 Dinner Date

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale As Aaron faces court, Hazel is reluctant to go ahead with Jackson’s funeral without him. Cain is concerned for Debbie. Dad of the year? Hardly. 7.30 Coronation Street Leanne is livid when she catches Peter red-handed with Carla. 8.00 Love Your Garden See highlights. 8.30 Coronation Street Stella’s reaction shocks Leanne when the betting shop is raided. Will Frank take advantage of a vulnerable Carla? 9.00 Paul O’Grady Live Paul O’Grady unleashes more mayhem, mischief and humour in front of a studio audience. This week, his guests include Barry Manilow and Victoria Wood. Hope they compare songwriting tips. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 FILM: No Reservations (2007) Starring Catherine Zeta-Jones, Aaron Eckhart, Abigail Breslin, Patricia Clarkson and Bob Balaban. Romantic comedy about a top New York chef, as well known for her organised nature as her food, whose life is transformed when a brash sous chef joins her staff and she becomes the guardian of her orphaned niece. 12.30am The Zone 2.35 FILM: The Whole Ten Yards (2004) 4.10 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

Channel 4

6.00am The Treacle People 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Freshly Squeezed 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Frasier 8.25 Frasier 8.55 Friends 9.25 Back To You 9.55 Location, Location, Location 10.55 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Kirstie’s Homemade Home 1.05 My Eden 1.10 FILM: One Of Our Aircraft Is Missing (1942) 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Amy is floored by a shocking accusation. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.25 7.30 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals Chef Jamie Oliver prepares a feast of wonky summer pasta, herby salad and pear drop tartlets. Yum! 8.00 Come Dine With Me Reality show. In Northampton, the hosts are practical joker Billy, glamorous granny Michaela, outspoken American mum Sarah, and house proud Kevin. Light the touch paper... 9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Jimmy Carr presents the comedy panel show. 9.30 King Of... Claudia Winkleman hosts the talk show. Guests are Jessie Wallace and Stephen Mangan. 10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man More chat! Guests include Thandie Newton, Ben Miller, new girl-band Wonderland, and The Kaiser Chiefs. 11.05 That Peter Kay Thing A spoof fly-on-the-wall documentary series. 11.40 Phoneshop Sitcom. 12.10am MUSIC ON 4: Barclaycard Mercury Prize Sessions: 12.30 The Album Chart Show Introduces: Far East Movement 12.45 4Play: Wolf Gang 1.00 The Hollyoaks Music Show With 1.25 My Name Is Earl (x2) 2.15 The Real Housewives Of New Jersey 3.05 Ugly Betty (x2) 4.35 Hill Street Blues 5.25 Countdown

Channel Five

6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.30 Roary The Racing Car 8.40 Hana’s Helpline 8.50 The WotWots 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.05 Extreme Fishing With Robson Green 12.05pm Meals In Moments 12.15 5 News Lunchtime 12.20 Law And Order 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 The Vanessa Show 3.05 Inside Hollywood 3.10 FILM: Britannic (2000) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Marilyn resorts to desperate measures when she learns that Nicole wants her baby back for good. 6.25 OK! TV Kate Walsh and Matt Johnson present a lively mix. 7.00 5 News At 7 7.30 Fifth Gear Join Tiff Needell and Jason Plato for the latest on the most exciting new cars and a high-octane series of stunts. 8.00 Eddie Stobart: Trucks And Trailers Documentary series lifting the lid on the fascinating world of the legendary Eddie Stobart haulage company. Machismo lives here! 9.00 Castle Quirky US crime drama series about a bestselling author who teams up with a young New York detective to solve murders, gaining inspiration for his books on the way. 10.00 Law And Order American drama series. Green and Cassady investigate a high-profile child murder case. 11.00 CSI: Miami Crime drama. A baby is snatched from her mother’s arms by a professional kidnapper and the team races to find her. 11.55 Inside Hollywood Behind the scenes in Tinseltown. 12.10am SCXTRA 12.40 SuperCasino 4.05 Motorsport Mundial 4.30 Fifth Gear 4.55 Rough Guide To Short Breaks 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 House Doctor

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (x3) 9.00 The Sky Sports Years 10.00 Football’s Greatest 10.30 LIVE European Tour Golf 12.30pm Twenty20 Cricket 1.30 Women’s International Twenty20 2.30 Ringside 3.30 LIVE European Tour Golf 5.30 Ringside 6.30 Road To London 7.00 Sky Sports News At Seven 7.30 LIVE Super League 10.00 The Sky Sports Years 11.00 Time Of Our Lives 12.00am Twenty20 Cricket 2.00 The Sky Sports Years 3.00 Barclays Premier League World 3.30 Twenty20 Cricket 5.30 Barclays Premier League World

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Kings Of The Surf 7.00 WWE: Raw 10.00 Ringside 11.00 Barclays Premier League World 11.30 Championship Rugby League 1.30pm Super League Super Men 2.00 Golf 3.00 LIVE Showjumping 5.30 Kings Of The Surf 6.00 LIVE Cricket Friends Life T20 9.30 Road To London 10.00 WWE: Late Night Smackdown 12.00am WWE Late Night Bottom Line 1.00 Super League 2.30 NFL - Total Access 3.30 Road To London 4.00 Super League 5.30 ATP Tour Uncovered

Sky Sports 3 6.30am Cricket: Friends Life T20 7.30 Women’s International Twenty20 8.30 LIVE Super Rugby 10.30 ATP Tour Uncovered 11.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Trans World Sport 1.00 Super Rugby 3.00 WWE: Raw 6.00 NFL - Total Access 7.00 Tight Lines 8.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 Euro Tour Golf 1.00am PGA Tour Golf 4.00 Tight Lines 5.00 Kings Of The Surf 5.30 Aerobics: Oz Style

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3.00pm UK Border Force 4.00 Oops TV 4.30 Futurama 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama 6.00 The Middle 6.30 The Simpsons (x2) 7.30 Futurama 8.00 The Simpsons (x2) 9.00 Raising Hope 9.30 The Simpsons 10.00 Wall Of Fame 10.30 An Idiot Abroad 11.30 Spartacus: Blood And Sand 12.40am Brit Cops

7.00pm Glastonbury With Fearne & Reggie 8.00 Biffy Clyro & The Vaccines @ Glastonbury 9.00 Mumford & Sons @ Glastonbury 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Lee Nelson’s Well Good Show 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 World’s Craziest Fools 12.15am Ideal 12.45 Angry Boys 1.15 Stacey Dooley Investigates Kenya

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Sacred Music: The Story Of Allegri’s Miserere 8.00 BB King At Glastonbury 9.00 Morrissey At Glastonbury 10.00 Jimmy Cliff At Glastonbury 10.30 U2 Live At Glastonbury 11.05 The Godmother Of Rock & Roll: Sister Rosetta Tharpe 12.05am The Chess Records Saga

1.30pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.40 The Real Housewives Of Orange County 4.40 Loose Women 5.40 Judge Judy (x3) 7.00 All Star Mr & Mrs 8.00 Penn & Teller: Fool Us 9.00 America’s Got Talent: Auditions. See highlights. 10.00 FILM: Constantine (2005) 12.25am The Marriage Ref

12.55pm Heartbeat 1.55 Monarch Of The Glen 3.05 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman 4.00 Daily Cooks Challenge 5.00 Goodnight Sweetheart 5.40 Heartbeat 6.40 Monarch Of The Glen 7.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 Taggart 10.00 FILM: Mystic River (2003) 12.50am Monk 1.30 The Casebook Of Sherlock Holmes

12.10pm Privileged 1.10 Smallville: Superman The Early Years 2.00 Hollyoaks 2.30 Gilmore Girls 3.30 Glee 4.30 Friends (x3) 6.00 My Name Is Earl (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends (x3) 9.00 Gok’s Clothes Roadshow 10.00 Wife Swap USA 11.00 Made In Chelsea 12.05am My Name Is Earl (x2)

1.35pm Deal Or No Deal 2.35 Come Dine With Me 3.05 The Coach Trip 3.40 Location, Location, Location (x2) 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.45 Relocation, Relocation 6.50 Celebrity Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 4 Rooms 10.00 FILM: The Godfather Part II (1974) 1.55am Heroes Of Comedy

11.00am Drums Along The Mohawk (1939) 1.05pm North To Alaska (1960) 3.25 Doctor Dolittle (1967) 6.25 Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World (2003) 9.00 Taken (2008) 10.45 Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995) 12.45am The Innocents (1961) 2.45 X-Men: First Class Special

Brighton Lights

Diana Frangi meets The Brighton Beach Boys and chats to arranger and composer Glen Richardson and singer Ralph Brown better known perhaps as star actor of Withnail and I and The Crying Game.

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saturday 25 Total Wipeout BBC1, 7.10pm It’s back! Proper Saturday night telly that consists of obstacles, a timer and people falling over (whilst also invoking a little bit of guilty jealousy) is a tradition that harks back to the It’s A Knockout days. Richard Hammond hosts from the studio and Amanda Byram makes faces from the sidelines. Time to kick back.

The Marriage Ref ITV1, 9pm In America this involves Jerry Seinfeld and Madonna. Over here the stars are Dermot O’Leary hosting and our own collection of celebrities offering their wit and wisdom to real life couples bringing their domestic disputes to the studio. A bit like a toned down Judge Judy without the legality. Bizarre.

Glastonbury Festival 2011 BBC3, 7pm onwards It’s Glastonbury all over the BBC! Spot your pals in the crowds, boogie in the living room along to your favourite bands and enjoy the live vibe with all of the advantages of your own bathroom. Tonight, among others, you can catch Jessie J, Tinie Tempah, Paolo Nutini, Friendly Fires, and The Chemical Brothers.


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6.00am Yesterday At Wimbledon 7.00 Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen 11.35 Rachel Allen: Home Cooking 12.00pm BBC News 12.05 South East Today 12.10 Formula 1: The European Grand Prix 2.20 Wimbledon 2011 5.30 BBC News 5.40 South East Today 5.50 FILM: Shark Tale (2004)

6.00 – 7.00am Children’s television 7.00 Ed And Oucho’s Excellent Inventions 7.30 Arthur 8.00 Little Howard’s Big Question 8.25 Prank Patrol Down Under 8.50 Dennis & Gnasher 9.00 Dick & Dom Go Wild 9.30 Deadly 60 10.00 Relic: Guardians Of The Museum 10.30 League Of Super Evil 10.40 Wolverine And The X-Men 11.00 Mortified 11.25 The Secret Show 11.40 MOTD Kickabout 12.00pm Wimbledon 2011 4.00 Glastonbury 2011 5.30 Wimbledon 2011

6.00 – 7.00am Children’s television 7.00 Babar And The Adventures Of Badou 7.10 Tati’s Hotel 7.25 Monk 7.30 Supernormal 7.40 Supernormal 7.55 SpongeBob SquarePants 8.10 SpongeBob SquarePants 8.25 House Gift 9.25 Coronation Street Omnibus 11.45 This Morning: Saturday 12.45pm Planet’s Funniest Animals 1.15 Planet’s Funniest Animals 1.45 ITV News & Weather 1.50 FILM: Holiday On The Buses (1974) 3.30 FILM: Never Say Never Again (1983) 5.55 Meridian News And Weather

6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Vue Film Show 7.00 FIM Superbike World Championship 7.25 The Cooper Tyres British Formula 3 International Series 7.55 The Morning Line 8.50 Friends 9.20 The Hollyoaks Music Show With 9.55 4Play: Alexis Jordan 10.10 Friends 10.40 J-Lo: 4Music Favourites 11.15 Friends 11.50 New Look Style The Nation 12.50pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 1.55 Channel 4 Racing 3.55 Come Dine With Me Extra Portions (x4)

6.00 – 8.05am Children’s television 8.05 Mio Mao 8.10 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.25 Mist: Sheepdog Tales 8.45 Rupert Bear 9.00 Olivia 9.15 The Mr. Men Show 9.30 The Milkshake! Show 10.00 Animal Rescue Squad 10.20 How Do They Do It? 10.50 Extreme Fishing With Robson Green: At The Ends Of The Earth 11.50 Eddie Stobart: Trucks And Trailers 12.50pm FILM: Seventh Cavalry (1956) 2.25 FILM: Jet Pilot (1957) 4.35 FILM: Operation Crossbow (1965)

8.00 Today At Wimbledon John Inverdale presents the best of the day’s third round action, as an eventful first week draws to a close at Wimbledon. Just in case you were out in the real world instead of pinned to the TV all day watching the action like we were. You missed a good bit. 9.00 Have I Got A Bit More News For You Extended version of the classic news quiz with Paul Merton and Ian Hislop. 9.45 Glastonbury 2011 Live coverage continues from the Glastonbury Festival on BBC Two with hosts Jo Whiley, Mark Radcliffe, Zane Lowe and Lauren Laverne. Join them as they present returning headlining act Coldplay live from the Pyramid Stage. Plus there are performance highlights from across the day from the other main stages, late night acoustic performances from the BBC Two garden and a voyage into the weird and unique late night Glastonbury experience beyond the bands and the music.

6.05 ITV News; Weather 6.20 You’ve Been Framed! Harry Hill delves into the archive. 7.15 Odd One In Bradley Walsh hosts the hilarious gameshow in which two celebrity teams try to spot the person with the unique skill, secret or story in a series of outlandish line-ups. This week, home team Jason Manford and Peter Andre take on Ruth Langsford and Eamonn 8.00 Penn & Teller: Fool Us Jonathan Ross hosts the new series in which world-famous magical double act Penn & Teller challenge aspiring illusionists to perform their most baffling trick in front of a studio audience. In today’s show, comedy magician Mark Shortland gives Jonathan the fright of his life, French genius Mathieu Bich is stupendously mysterious, and double act Young & Strange give stage illusions their own special twist. Look into the eyes... 9.00 The Marriage Ref See highlights. 10.00 ITV News & Weather 10.15 FILM: Bridget Jones’s Diary (2001) Starring Renee Zellweger, Hugh Grant, Colin Firth, Gemma Jones. Romantic comedy telling the story of a year in the life of a neurotic thirtysomething who resolves to take control of her life once and for all. 12.05am The Choir That Rocks 1.00 The Zone 3.05 In Plain Sight 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 News

6.00 Channel 4 News 6.30 6.35 FILM: The Parent Trap (1998) Starring Dennis Quaid, Natasha Richardson, Lindsay Lohan, Elaine Hendrix, Lisa Ann Walter and Simon Kunz. Family comedy about identical twin sisters who are separated at birth when their parents divorce, one going off with mum, one with dad. Years later the girls meet at a summer camp and, despite strikingly different personalities, agree to a scheme to reunite their parents. 9.00 Camelot Drama series set in the legendary kingdom of Camelot. Merlin continues to forge the legend of Excalibur as Arthur battles Leontes for Guinevere’s affections. King’s got baggsy surely! 10.05 FILM: Brassed Off (1996) Starring Pete Postlethwaite, Tara Fitzgerald, Ewan McGregor, Stephen Tompkinson. Gritty tale set in a small coal-mining town in the north of England which faces ruin when the Thatcher government tries to close down its colliery. The retired miner who runs the colliery brass band has set his sights on entering a major national competition. Distraction? 12.15am FILM: Napoleon Dynamite (2004) 1.55 FILM: American Splendor (2003) 3.40 Bob’s Burgers 4.05 Hill Street Blues 4.55 Wogan’s Perfect Recall 5.25 Countdown

6.55 5 News Weekend 7.00 Cricket: England V Sri Lanka Twenty20 Mark Nicholas presents highlights of England’s T20 match against Sri Lanka at the County Cricket Ground in Bristol. 7.55 NCIS Drama series. During the filming of a reality TV show at a marine base, a supermodel is murdered. Frequent occurance? 8.55 CSI: NY Crime drama series. Two bodies are found at the north and south ends of the city. Mac and the team are soon on the trail of the ‘compass killer’ – but what is the motivation for his crimes? 9.50 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Police drama series. A female teacher is charged with raping a student, but she argues that he pursued her. Hmm. 10.50 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Special episode of the forensic drama, directed by Quentin Tarantino. In this season finale the kidnapper blows himself up, and time is running out for the team as Nick starts to suffocate. Eek! 11.50 Inside Hollywood Get your daily fix of the latest film and TV news from the USA. 12.00am SCXTRA 12.30 SuperCasino 4.00 Meals In Moments 4.10 Great Scientists 4.35 HouseBusters 5.00 Hana’s Helpline 5.10 The Milkshake! Show 5.35 Thomas & Friends 5.45 Roary The Racing Car

6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Twenty20 Cricket 8.30 Cricket AM 10.00 LIVE Women’s International Twenty20 1.30pm Ashes Memories – Edgbaston 1997 2.00 LIVE Cricket: Twenty20 International 6.00 Ashes Memories - Edgbaston 1997 6.30 Football’s Greatest 7.00 LIVE Football: UEFA Under-21 Championship 10.00 Cricket: Twenty20 International 11.00 Women’s International Twenty20 12.00am Football: UEFA Under-21 Championship 1.30 Super League 3.00 Cricket: Twenty20 International 4.00 Women’s International Twenty20 5.00 Road To London 5.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial

7.10 Total Wipeout See highlights. 8.10 The National Lottery: In It To Win It Dale Winton hosts the quiz show and numbers draw. 9.00 Casualty Linda and Tess butt heads over management styles, while Jeff is forced to face his guilt over Polly’s death. 9.50 Lee Mack’s All Star Cast Variety comedy and more stuff for a fun-acked Saturday night. 10.30 BBC News 10.50 Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow Michael McIntyre visits some of the UK’s most prestigious and iconic stand-up comedy venues, unearthing a raft of comedy’s brightest talent en-route. Michael takes his comedy roadshow to The Grand Theatre in Blackpool, where he introduces Justin Moorhouse, Terry Alderton and Miles Jupp. Topping the bill is Liverpudlian comic John Bishop. 11.35 FILM: Unlawful Entry (1992) Starring Kurt Russell, Ray Liotta, Madeleine Stowe. Psychological thriller. After answering a call from a couple who have been burgled, a friendless LA cop finds himself envying the man and falling for the wife. As the officer’s obsession with the luckless woman develops, the couple find themselves on the receiving end of his dangerous psychotic fantasies. 1.25am Weatherview 1.30 News

Sky Sports 2 6.00am FIFA Futbol Mundial 6.30 Max Power 7.30 Ringside 8.30 LIVE Super Rugby 10.30 Road To London 11.00 Ringside 12.00pm Super League 1.30 WWE: Smackdown 3.30 WWE: The Bottom Line 4.30 LIVE British Grand Prix Speedway 8.00 Road To London 8.30 LIVE Big Time Boxing 11.30 WWE: Late Night Superstars 12.30am WWE: Late Night Smackdown 2.30 WWE NXT 3.30 WWE: Late Night Bottom Line 4.30 Wild Spirits 5.00 NFL - Total Access

Sky Sports 3 6.00am World Cup Of Pool 7.00 IAAF Athletix Weekly 7.30 Super League 9.00 NFL – America’s Game 10.00 WWE: Smackdown 12.00pm WWE: The Bottom Line 1.00 Road To London 1.30 LIVE Euro Tour Golf 5.30 Live Super League 8.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 European Tour Golf 1.00am Kings Of The Surf 1.30 Live Indy Car Series 4.00 International Football 5.30 Kings Of The Surf

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12.00pm Road Wars 1.00 A Town Called Eureka 2.00 The Middle (x5) 4.30 The Simpsons 5.00 Sing Your Heart Out 6.00 Emergency With Angela Griffin 7.00 Kylie Live In 2011 Aphrodite Les Folies 9.00 FILM: Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) 11.40 Brit Cops: Zero Tolerance 12.40am The Top Ten Show

7.00pm LIVE: Jessie J & Tinie Tempah @ Glastonbury 8.00 LIVE: Paolo Nutini & Friendly Fires @ Glastonbury 9.00 LIVE: Elbow @ Glastonbury 10.00 LIVE: Janelle Monae & The Chemical Brothers @ Glastonbury 12.00am Family Guy (x2) 12.45 American Dad! (x2)

7.00pm Wild Swimming 8.00 The Wonder Of Weeds 9.00 Wallander 10.25 Botany: A Blooming History 11.25 Top Of The Pops: 1976 12.05am Treasures Of Heaven 1.05 Serengeti: Unnatural Histories 2.05 Yellowstone: Unnatural Histories 3.05 Amazon: Unnatural Histories

9.40am The World’s Best Diet 10.35 Holiday Showdown 11.35 FILM: Dante’s Peak (1997) 1.40pm America’s Got Talent: Auditions (x4) 5.25 FILM: King Kong (2005) 9.00 FILM: Van Helsing (2004) 11.35 FILM: Constantine (2005) 2.00am Secret Diary Of A Call Girl 2.20 Teleshopping

8.45am Upstairs, Downstairs (x2) 11.05 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 12.10pm Hornblower 2.15 Columbo: Uneasy Lies The Crown 4.15 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 6.30 Rosemary And Thyme 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 11.05 FILM: Air America (1990) 1.15am Wycliffe

11.10am Great British Hairdresser 12.15pm Hollyoaks Omnibus 2.50 Made In Chelsea 3.55 Friends (x2) 4.55 FILM: Star Trek: First Contact (1996) 7.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 8.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 9.00 Friends (x2) 10.00 FILM: Broken Arrow (1996) 12.05am The Cleveland Show

9.00am Time Team (x5) 2.15pm FILM: Gunfight At The OK Corral (1957) 4.35 Grand Designs Revisited 5.40 Grand Designs 6.45 Grand Designs 7.50 Grand Designs 8.55 Grand Designs 10.00 TV Adverts’ Greatest Hits 12.10am Time Team 1.15 TV Adverts’ Greatest Hits 3.25 Time Team 4.20 Close

11.00am Broken Lance (1954) 1.00pm Meet Dave (2008) 2.45 The Nutty Professor (1963) 4.50 Ladies In Lavender (2004) 6.50 How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days (2003) 9.00 Shooter (2007) 11.20 Final Destination 3 (2006) 1.05am Ashes Of Time Redux (1994) 2.55 Where’s The Money, Ronnie?

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sunday 26 Horrible Histories With Stephen Fry BBC1, 6.05pm What do you mean you missed this award-winning kids’ comedy show?! Saying this is for kids is like saying Doctor Who is for sci fi fans – it’s so much broader and more fun than that, with Stephen Fry linking the best bits that both educate and gross out. Involving Georgians and Victorians tonight.

Popstar To Operastar ITV1, 8pm Ambition, ambition, ambition is what you need to keep going on this show, and with only four places in the next round to be had someone’s for the chop tonight. Who will impress mentors Katherine Jenkins and Rolando Villazon? What will critics Vanessa-Mae and Simon Callow say? Top notes coming.

Film: School Of Rock E4, 3.55pm What’s a person to do when they need a job and all they really want to do is rock out? Why, zanily blag your way into employment at a posh private school teaching music appreciation and turn those square maestros into happening rockers ready for a Battle Of The Bands. Duh! Cheers Jack Black.


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6.00am Yesterday At Wimbledon 7.00 Breakfast 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 Sunday Morning Live 11.00 The Politics Show 12.10pm Formula 1: The European Grand Prix 3.30 EastEnders 5.00 Songs Of Praise 5.35 My Family

6.05 Horrible Histories With Stephen Fry See highlights. 6.35 BBC News 6.50 South East Today 7.00 Fake Or Fortune? Journalist Fiona Bruce teams up with art expert Philip Mould to investigate mysteries behind paintings. 8.00 Countryfile The people and the stories at the heart of the British countryside. 9.00 Silent Witness Drama series about a team of forensic pathologists. 10.00 BBC News 10.15 South East Today 10.25 Hidden Paintings Of The South East Interior designer Kathryn Rayward uncovers the hidden art of the Bloomsbury set in Sussex. 10.55 Moving On Contemporary drama series. Tina’s husband Moose was sent down when their daughter Jess was only six months old. Some time later Tina got together with security guard Adam – he’s kind, reliable and the only dad Jess has ever known. So when Moose leaves prison Tina does everything she can to keep him away. 11.40 FILM: The Quiet American (2002) Starring Michael Caine, Brendan Fraser, Do Thi Hai Yen. Vietnam War drama, based on the novella by Graham Greene. 1.10am Weatherview 1.15 Sign Zone: The Apprentice 2.15 Holby City 3.15 Britain’s Secret Seas 4.15 News


6.00am Wibbly Pig 6.10 Dipdap 6.15 Pinky Dinky Doo 6.30 Tinga Tinga Tales 6.45 Octonauts 7.00 Ed And Oucho’s Excellent Inventions 7.30 Arthur 7.55 Shaun The Sheep 8.00 Gimme A Break 8.30 Me And My Monsters 9.00 Friday Download 10.00 Something For The Weekend 11.30 FILM: Born Yesterday (1950) 1.10pm FILM: When Time Ran Out (1980) 3.00 EastEnders 3.30 MotoGP 5.00 Flog It! 5.30 Glastonbury 2011

7.00 The Many Faces Of Michael Caine There’s this one, and that one, and the one over there – SO many! 8.00 Top Gear Motoring show. Jeremy Clarkson celebrates the 50th birthday of the Jaguar E-type by driving a modern, half a million pound interpretation of this classic sports car before putting on a typically low key birthday party involving live music, classic fighter planes and a group of Royal Marines. It is the Top Gear way. Raise a glass. 9.00 Coast The team’s journey continues around the stunning shores of Devon and Cornwall. Nick Crane is on a fishing expedition on board one of the last remaining Brixham trawlers - the beautiful sailing boats built in Devon over 100 years ago that gave birth to fishing on an industrial scale. Nick also explores how Henry VIII, fearing attack after his famous divorce, built a string of cleverly positioned forts all along the south coast to keep countries loyal to the Pope at bay. Testing his sea legs to the limit, Nick then embarks on one of the greatest voyages in British waters - an exhilarating ferry ride taking on the full force of the Atlantic out to the Isles of Scilly, some thirty miles off Land’s End. 10.00 Glastonbury 2011 Coverage from the Glastonbury festival. 2.00am BBC News 4.15 The Super League Show


6.00am Signed Stories 6.10 Boblins 6.20 Fireman Sam 6.30 Chloe’s Closet 6.40 Fluffy Gardens 6.50 Jungle Junction 7.00 Jungle Junction 7.15 Annabel’s Kitchen 7.25 Monk 7.30 Supernormal 7.45 Supernormal 8.00 The Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes 8.25 May The Best House Win 9.25 Dickinson’s Real Deal 10.25 60 Minute Makeover 11.30 This Morning: Sunday 12.30pm Dinner Date 1.25 ITV News & Weather 1.35 Survival: Tales From The Wild 2.30 Inspector Morse 4.30 Midsomer Murders 6.30 Meridian News; Weather 6.45 ITV News; Weather 7.00 The Royal Drama series set around a North Yorkshire hospital in the 1960s. A secret from Jean’s past comes back to haunt her. 8.00 Popstar To Operastar See highlights. 9.00 Scott & Bailey The new detective drama series continues. After a current investigation throws up similarities to Veronica’s murder, Janet tells Geoff Hastings that they could be one step closer to bringing his sister’s killer to justice. But when Rachel stumbles across some new facts in the case, she realises that Janet is in terrible danger. 10.00 Popstar To Operastar: The Results Myleene Klass reveals the results of the public vote. Who will make it through to the semi-final? 10.30 ITV News; Weather 10.45 FILM: Wimbledon (2004) Starring Paul Bettany, Kirsten Dunst, Eleanor Bron, Robert Lindsay. Romantic comedy. Peter Colt is a lowranking tennis star whose misfortune on the court is only matched by his extremely bad luck in love. His life is transformed, however, when he is chosen as a wildcard to play at Wimbledon. 12.30am The Zone 2.00 British Superbike Championship 2.55 Motorsport UK 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

Channel 4

6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Mobil 1 The Grid 7.30 That Paralympic Show 7.55 Wretch 32’s Orange Rockcorps: You Decide 8.20 New Look Style The Nation 8.50 Friends 9.20 Hollyoaks Omnibus 11.50 Friends 12.20pm Scouting For Girls Orange Rockcorps: You Decide 12.40 The Simpsons 1.10 The Simpsons 1.45 Four In A Bed 2.15 Four In A Bed 2.45 Four In A Bed 3.20 Four In A Bed 3.50 Four In A Bed 4.20 Help! My House Is Falling Down 5.25 Deal Or No Deal 6.25 Channel 4 News 6.55 7.00 4 Rooms Members of the public pit their wits against Britain’s top dealers. A guitar belonging to Dee Dee Ramone, one of British artists Gilbert and George’s famous gin bottles, a lifetime collection of matchbox cars and circus impresario Gerry Cottle’s miniature zoo are amongst the cherished items. 8.00 FILM: Bride Wars (2009) Starring Kate Hudson, Anne Hathaway, Bryan Greenberg, Chris Pratt. Comedy. Two inseparable best friends have spent years discussing their dream weddings, but when the time comes, an oversight means that they are accidentally booked for the same day at the same hotel. 9.45 FILM: The Wedding Date (2005) Starring Debra Messing, Dermot Mulroney, Jack Davenport, Amy Adams. Romantic comedy. Desperate to avoid embarrassment at her sister’s wedding, a single girl hires an escort to pose as her boyfriend in an attempt to dupe the ex-fiance who dumped her. 11.25 Steve Coogan: The Man Who Thinks He’s It Recorded at the Palace Theatre, Manchester. 12.30am Stand Up For The Week 1.15 Chariot Race 2.55 Ancient Egyptians 3.50 Men Of Iron 4.45 Wogan’s Perfect Recall 5.15 Countdown

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6.00 – 8.15am Children’s television 8.15 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.30 Mist: Sheepdog Tales 8.40 Rupert Bear 9.00 Olivia 9.15 The Mr. Men Show 9.30 The Milkshake! Show 10.00 Inside Hollywood 10.10 The Restaurant Inspector 11.10 Police Interceptors 12.10pm Extreme Fishing With Robson Green: At The Ends Of The Earth 1.10 FILM: Life With Mikey (1993) 2.55 FILM: Police Academy 4: Citizens On Patrol (1987) 4.35 FILM: Dumb And Dumber (1994) 6.45 5 News 6.50 FILM: Where Eagles Dare (1969) Starring Richard Burton, Clint Eastwood, Mary Ure, Michael Hordern All-action World War II espionage thriller about an elite commando group who are dispatched to rescue an American general held by the Nazis in a castle fortress in the Bavarian Alps. From the moment they parachute behind enemy lines, however, it becomes apparent that they face not only the might of the German army, but also a traitor in their midst. Dum, dum, DUM!!! 10.00 FILM: The Glimmer Man (1996) Starring Steven Seagal, Keenen Wayans, Bob Gunton, Brian Cox, Michelle Johnson and Keenan Wayans. Action thriller about a government agent who is asked to resume his old role as a police officer to help catch a serial killer preying on the citizens of LA. Teamed with a local homicide detective, the agent discovers that the killer seems to know a lot about his past despite a change of occupation and identity. 11.50 UFC 60: Main Event Top-flight MMA action from the Staples Centre, Los Angeles. 12.45am SuperCasino 4.00 Meals In Moments 4.10 The Great Artists 4.35 Nick’s Quest 5.00 Hana’s Helpline 5.10 The Milkshake! Show 5.35 Thomas & Friends 5.45 Roary The Racing Car

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Football: UEFA Under-21 Championship 7.30 Cricket: Twenty20 International 8.30 Women’s International Twenty20 9.30 Cricket Writers On TV 11.00 LIVE Women’s International Twenty20 2.00pm Cricket: England v Australia Classic 2.30 Football’s Greatest 3.00 LIVE Twenty20 Cricket 6.00 LIVE Masters Football: Yorkshire Masters 9.00 Twenty20 Cricket 10.00 Women’s International Twenty20 11.00 Masters Football: Yorkshire Masters 2.00am Twenty20 Cricket 3.00 Women’s International Twenty20 4.00 Hickstead Derby 2011

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 IAAF Athletix Weekly 7.00 Road To London 7.30 British Grand Prix Speedway 10.30 International Football 12.00pm LIVE Euro Tour Golf 4.00 International Football 5.30 Wild Spirits 6.00 LIVE Junior World Championship Rugby 8.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 European Tour Golf 1.00am PGA Tour Golf 4.00 Close

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Racemax 7.00 Seamaster Sailing 7.30 This Week In WWE 8.00 WWE: Vintage Collection 9.00 WWE: Afterburn 10.00 Big Time Boxing 1.00pm Wild Spirits 1.30 Seamaster Sailing 2.00 Live Showjumping 5.00 Indy Car Series 7.00 Showjumping 9.00 Indy Car Series 11.00 Junior World Championship Rugby 1.00am Junior World Championship Rugby 3.00 Indy Car Series 5.00 Close

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12.00pm Road Wars 1.00 A League Of Their Own (2) 2.00 The Simpsons (x7) 5.30 Raising Hope 6.00 The Simpsons (x5) 8.30 Futurama 9.00 Hawaii Five0 10.00 Mad Dogs 11.00 Cop Squad 12.00am Lie To Me 1.00 Martina Cole’s The Runaway 1.50 UK Border Force 2.40 Threshold 3.25 Fringe

7.00pm Formula 1: The European Grand Prix 7.45 LIVE: Plan B @ Glastonbury 9.00 LIVE: Pendulum & Kaiser Chiefs @ Glastonbury 10.00 Family Guy (x2) 10.45 LIVE: The Streets & Queens Of The Stone Age @ Glastonbury 12.00am Our War 1.00 Kids Behind Bars 1.55 World’s Craziest Fools

7.00pm Coldplay At Glastonbury 2011 8.00 For Crying Out Loud 9.00 Rob Brydon’s Identity Crisis 10.00 LIVE: Kool And The Gang At Glastonbury 2011 11.30 Blues Britannia: Can Blue Men Play The Whites? 1.00am The Godmother Of Rock & Roll: Sister Rosetta Tharpe 2.00 Rob Brydon’s Identity Crisis

8.10am Emmerdale Omnibus 11.00 Coronation Street Omnibus 1.30pm The Cube Celebrity Special: McFly 2.30 America’s Got Talent: Auditions (x4) 6.20 Planet’s Funniest Animals 6.35 FILM: Jurassic Park (1993) 9.00 Peter Andre: The Next Chapter 10.00 FILM: Inside Man (2006) 12.35am FILM: Wedding Daze (2007)

8.30am Heartbeat (x2) 10.40 Columbo: Uneasy Lies The Crown 12.45pm A Touch Of Frost 2.55 Northanger Abbey 4.50 FILM: Heaven Can Wait (1978) 6.50 Mr Bean (x2) 7.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 FILM: Atonement (2007) 11.25 FILM: Mystic River (2003) 2.05am Agatha Christie’s Poirot

1.05pm Supernanny US (x2) 2.50 Jo Frost: Extreme Parental Guidance 3.55 FILM: School Of Rock (2003). See highlights. 6.00 Friends (x2) 7.00 Smallville 8.00 Friends (x2) 9.00 Desperate Housewives (x2) 11.00 Being Erica 11.55 The Big Bang Theory 12.25am How I Met Your Mother

9.35am Scrapheap Challenge (x5) 1.55 Coach Trip 2.30 Coach Trip (x5) 4.40 Come Dine With Me (x5) 7.30 The TV Book Club 8.00 River Cottage Every Day 9.00 One Born Every Minute 10.00 Jackpots And Jinxes: Lottery Stories 11.05 Spaced 11.40 Black Books 12.10am Curb Your Enthusiasm

11.00am The Gentle Sex (1943) 1.00pm Nacho Libre (2006) 2.45 Carry On Constable (1960) 4.30 Rooster Cogburn (1975) 6.40 The Day After Tomorrow (2003) 9.00 Heat (1995) 12.15am In The Cut (2003) 2.35 SmallTime (1996) 3.55 Close

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monday 27 Sirens Channel 4, 10pm Isn’t it remarkable that all you need to do is put a working scenario into a sitcom and suddenly everyone’s rather good looking and less than knackered. Hmm. This one set in a Leeds accident and emergency team stars Rhys Thomas, of Bellamy’s People, as Stuart who decides to give open heart massage. Cripes!

Film: Trading Places Channel 4, 11.05pm This is the film that spread the word to the world that Eddie Murphy was funny. Back when he was funny. Spurring the release of his stand-up shows and his casting in all manner of flicks before becoming a ‘family favourite’, this comedy co-stars Dan Ackroyd and Jamie Lee Curtis on screwball top form.

Teenage Kicks: The Search For Sophistication BBC4, 10pm The teenage search for sophistication is remembered in this bittersweet film about the people we were and the luxury items we thought would bring all of our heart’s desires into our little mitts. That time between toys and bills that brings the biggest consumer dreams home.


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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Crimewatch Roadshow 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Real Rescues 11.45 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Wimbledon 2011

6.00 – 8.55am Childern’s television 8.55 Bob The Builder: Project Build It 9.05 The Koala Brothers 9.15 Guess With Jess 9.30 Nina And The Neurons: In The Lab 9.45 Big Cook Little Cook 10.05 Chuggington: Badge Quest 10.10 Little Charley Bear 10.15 ZingZillas 10.40 Waybuloo 11.00 In The Night Garden 11.30 The Daily Politics 12.00pm Wimbledon 2011 3.25 Prank Patrol Down Under 3.50 Deadly Art 4.05 Escape From Scorpion Island 4.30 Blue Peter 5.00 Newsround 5.20 Copycats 5.50 Wimbledon 2011 8.00 Today At Wimbledon John Inverdale presents highlights from the day’s play at Wimbledon and discusses the major talking points with an expert guest. 9.00 Made In Britain 10.00 James May’s Things You Need To Know... Only James May really knows these things but he’s prepared to share the knowledge so that you can know more and therefore be in the know. Know what we mean? 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Jeremy Paxman. 11.20 Mock The Week Comedy show combining the best elements of panel show, stand-up and improvised games with two teams of comedians taking a satirical swipe at the news and world events. 11.50 Women’s World Cup Highlights Gabby Logan introduces highlights of the Fifa Women’s World Cup, as England play their opening group game against Mexico in Wolfsburg. Hope Powell’s side will begin as one of the favourites for the tournament, having reached the European Championship final in 2009, when they were beaten by Germany. Commentary from Guy Mowbray and Lucy Ward. 12.30am The Kennedys 1.15 News

6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 60 Minute Makeover 3.00 Secret Dealers 4.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 Dinner Date

6.00am The Treacle People 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Freshly Squeezed 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Frasier 8.25 Frasier 8.55 Friends 9.25 Back To You 9.55 Location, Location, Location 10.55 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Superscrimpers: Waste Not Want Not 12.35 My Eden 12.40 FILM: 23 Paces To Baker Street (1956) 2.35 Baking Mad With Eric Lanlard 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Ethan’s two-timing with Liberty and Theresa is about to come to an end. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 8.00 The Real Price Of Gold: Dispatches Businesswoman Deirdre Bounds explores where gold used by the British jewellery industry really comes from. Secretly filming at Britain’s biggest high street jewellery chains, Bounds exposes shop assistants giving vastly misleading information about where the gold in their jewellery is mined. Bounds travels to a mine in Senegal, where she meets a child miner and reveals his hazardous daily existence. 9.00 Embarrassing Fat Bodies Doctors Christian Jessen, Dawn Harper and Pixie McKenna help obese people with their weight-related problems. A look at the impact obesity has on fertility and excess hair caused by polycystic ovaries. 10.00 Sirens See highlights. 11.05 FILM: Trading Places (1983) See highlights. 1.20am Poker’s Million Dollar Girl 2.20 Embarrassing Bodies: Live From The Clinic 3.15 Meeting Helen 3.25 The Last Secret Of Dr Crippen 4.20 Machines Time Forgot 5.15 Wogan’s Perfect Recall 5.45 Yo Gabba Gabba

6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.30 Roary The Racing Car 8.40 Hana’s Helpline 8.50 The WotWots 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Wright Stuff Extra With Gabby Logan 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Ice Road Truckers 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Law And Order 3.15 FILM: Tidal Wave: No Escape (1997) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 The Sky Sports Years 10.00 Football: UEFA Under-21 Championship 11.30 Football’s Greatest 12.00pm Masters Football: Yorkshire Masters 3.00 LIVE Women’s International Twenty20 6.00 Ashes Memories – Mark Of Distinction 1991 6.30 Haye v Valuev: WBA Heavyweight Title 7.00 LIVE Twenty20 Cricket 10.30 Haye v Valuev: WBA Heavyweight Title 11.00 The Sky Sports Years 12.00am Time Of Our Lives 1.00 Twenty20 Cricket 2.00 Women’s International Twenty20 3.00 Haye v Valuev: WBA Heavyweight Title 3.30 Watersports World 4.30 Max Power 5.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Fake Britain Dominic Littlewood investigates scams and counterfeit goods. Police and trading standards officers raid a house whose occupants are selling fake fashion accessories. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders Carol and Ian are aghast when Shirley lays down the law as the cafe’s new owner, while Billy’s attempt to defend Julie leaves him humiliated. Tam and Afia resolve to legalise their marriage alone, much to Yusef’s displeasure and Zainab’s devastation. 8.30 Surgery’s Dirty Secrets Panorama Vigorous investigation of a topical issue. 9.00 Silent Witness Drama series about a team of forensic pathologists. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 A Question Of Sport Lighthearted sports quiz, with Sue Barker. 11.05 In With The Flynns Comedy. Following a pregnancy scare, Liam resolves to have the snip, but wimps out at the last minute. 11.35 The Graham Norton Show Reepaet of Friday’s show. 12.20am Weatherview 12.25 Sign Zone: Business Nightmares With Evan Davis 1.25 Luther 2.25 Animal 24:7 3.10 BBC News

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Charity decides that Chas needs cheering up. 7.30 Coronation Street Can the Rovers survive with Becky at the helm? The news about Carla and Frank leaves Maria fuming. 8.00 The Unforgettable Kenny Everett A look at the life of comic and DJ Kenny Everett, who died aged 50 in 1995. His talent, originality and sense of the outrageous made him the enfant terrible of broadcasting and one of its brightest stars. 8.30 Coronation Street Becky is disgusted by Steve’s ultimatum. 9.00 Babies Behind Bars Part of the Extraordinary Families season. First of a new two-part documentary following a group of pregnant inmates at Indiana Women’s Prison. Inmates are often forced to give up their babies just 24 hours after giving birth, but this prison has a pioneering and controversial baby wing, where a select few are allowed to keep their babies behind bars. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 FILM: Rambo: First Blood (1982) Starring Sylvester Stallone, Richard Crenna, Brian Dennehy. Fast-paced action adventure. 12.20am The Zone 2.20 Nightwatch With Steve Scott: Emergency 3.15 ITV Nightscreen 4.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show 5.30 ITV Morning News

6.00 Home And Away Charlie has decided to call time on her relationship with Brax but, when the pair meet, the sexual tension is unbearable. You could light the town up with that electricity! 6.25 OK! TV Kate Walsh and Matt Johnson present a lively mix. 7.00 5 News At 7 7.30 How Do They Do It? Robert Llewellyn looks at how electricity is supplied to people’s homes. Magic! 8.00 Police Interceptors Documentary series profiling the work of a high-speed police interception unit in South Yorkshire. 9.00 The Restaurant Inspector Restaurateur Fernando Peire visits a roadside restaurant in Somerset that specialises in Greek cuisine. The eatery is suffering from a lack of customers – will a radical change in the menu bring in the punters? 10.00 FILM: Freedomland (2006) Starring Samuel L Jackson, Julianne Moore, Edie Falco, Ron Eldard, William Forsythe. Drama in which a police detective investigates when a white single mother reports that her young son has been kidnapped by a black man from the housing projects. 12.20am Crimes That Shook The World 1.15 SuperCasino 4.00 Meals In Moments 4.10 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (x2) 4.55 Rough Guide To Journeys 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 House Doctor

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Kings Of The Surf 7.00 WWE: The Bottom Line 8.00 PGA Tour Golf 11.00 European Tour Golf 1.00pm Big Time Boxing 4.00 British Grand Prix Speedway 7.00 Extra Time 7.30 LIVE Elite League Speedway 9.30 Haye v Valuev: WBA Heavyweight Title 10.00 NASCAR 11.00 Boots ‘n’ All – The Tries 12.00am Elite League Speedway 2.00 European Tour Golf 3.00 PGA Tour Golf 4.00 Shell’s Wonderful World Of Golf 5.30 Close

Sky Sports 3 7.00am Seamaster Sailing 7.30 Cricket: Friends Life T20 8.30 Women’s International Twenty20 9.30 Super League 11.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Cricket: Friends Life T20 1.00 Women’s International Twenty20 2.00 International Football 3.30 Seamaster Sailing 4.00 WWE: Raw 7.00 NASCAR 8.00 Modern Pentathlon: World Cup 2011 10.00 WWE: Bottom Line 11.00 WWE: Afterburn 12.00am WWE NXT 1.00 WWE: Vintage Collection 2.00 WWE: Late Night Raw 4.15 Extra Time 4.45 Close Victoria Nangle

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12.00pm Stargate Atlantis (x2) 2.00 Verminators 3.00 UK Border Force 4.00 Oops TV 4.30 Futurama 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama 6.00 The Middle 6.30 The Simpsons (x5) 9.00 Cop Squad 10.00 Spartacus: Blood And Sand 11.05 Wall Of Fame 11.35 Caprica (x2) 1.30am Brit Cops: Zero Tolerance 2.20 NCIS: LA (x2)

7.00pm U2 @ Glastonbury 8.00 The World’s Strictest Parents 9.00 Kill It, Cut It, Use It 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 World’s Craziest Fools 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 The World’s Strictest Parents 12.45am World’s Craziest Fools 1.15 Our War 2.15 Kill It, Cut It, Use It 3.15 U2 @ Glastonbury 4.10 Our War

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Born To Be Wild 8.00 The Bear Family And Me 9.00 Guilty Pleasures 10.00 Teenage Kicks: The Search For Sophistication. See highlights. 11.00 Gil ScottHeron: The Revolution Will Not Be Televised 12.00am Rubicon 12.45 Guilty Pleasures

3.40pm The Real Housewives Of Orange County 4.40 Loose Women 5.40 Judge Judy (x3) 7.00 Odd One In 7.45 Matthew Morrison: The Hot Desk 8.00 Help! I Caught It Abroad! 2 9.00 FILM: Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008) 11.15 FILM: Burn After Reading (2008) 1.15am Coronation Street

10.45am Agatha Christie’s Poirot 12.55pm Heartbeat 1.55 Monarch Of The Glen 3.00 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman 4.00 Daily Cooks Challenge 5.00 Goodnight Sweetheart 5.40 Heartbeat 6.40 Monarch Of The Glen 7.55 Jeeves And Wooster 9.00 Taggart 10.00 Murder In Suburbia 11.00 Cracker (x2) 1.10am Numb3rs

12.15pm Privileged 1.10 Smallville: Superman The Early Years 2.00 Hollyoaks 2.30 Gilmore Girls 3.25 Glee 4.25 Friends (x3) 6.00 My Name Is Earl (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends (x3) 9.00 One Tree Hill 10.00 Made In Chelsea 11.00 Tool Academy 12.05am My Name Is Earl (x2) 1.05 Glee 1.50 Tool Academy

3.05pm The Coach Trip 3.40 Location, Location, Location (x2) 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.45 Relocation, Relocation 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 The Hotel 10.00 Country House Rescue 11.05 The Daily Show 11.40 The Hotel 12.40am Country House Rescue

11.00am Sink The Bismarck! (1960) 1.00pm Boomerang (1947) 2.45 Drums Along The Mohawk (1939) 4.50 Murphy’s War (1971) 6.55 Because Of Winn-Dixie (2005) 9.00 Transporter 2 (2004) 10.40 Six Degrees Of Separation (1993) 12.50am Quills (2000) 3.10 X-Men: First Class Special 3.20 Close

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