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One door opened, hundreds of others followed. We celebrate 30 years of Artists Open Houses by meeting some of the artists who have let us in...

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NEWS & COMMENT 04 Latest People Burt Brill & Cardens Graduate Show private view; Acumen Business Convention; The Platinum Club 06 News; Latest Inbox Junior painting competition with Sightsavers, Eddie Kidd’s success, About The Girl, readers’ letters 08 By The Sea Ideas for a fun Father’s Day, with Brighton Marina 09 Sport Mark Brailsford on changes at the Albion 09 Geeks On Wheels Apple iCloud, O2 Facebook app first, HP job losses 10 Bare Cheek What’s not on; what we used to say; nostalgia corner 10 Mad Matt Matt Whistler takes to the catwalk – Zoolander style 11 City Speak Ruby and the tale of the mechanical horse, Tasha awaits her exam results, Will heads to the gym 12 Snapshots Arthur Brown turns to meditation 12 Competitions Win a term with Souled Out, and Concorde 2 tickets!

13 Celebcity Toploader’s Joseph Washbourn fills the talent show void left by BGT in From Popstar To Operastar

L7 INTERVIEW 05 He’s been described as Scotland’s biggest hope since Billy Connolly: comic Danny Bhoy chats to Latest 7

LIFESTYLE 15 Cover feature: Andrew Kay’s Food & Drink Moshi Moshi present the Brighton Japan Festival 16 Hotlist Top places to dine including Jamie Oliver’s Recipease 17 Health & Beauty Get beach ready: self tanning products tried and tested

WHAT’S ON 18 Reviews; Bookings Bo Burnham, Shaolin Warriors, Battles, plus booking now: Lee Evans and The Australian Pink Floyd Tour 2012 19 Latest Brighton Download Chart This week’s Number One is... Jaybee 20 Latest Previews Dance Off – the Southern Railway sponsored youth project; Neol Davies; Dylan Moran; Green Lantern 3D 24 Stars; TV Highlights & Listings Weekly horoscopes; Miss Marple; 7-day TV listings Managing Editor Bill Smith Business Director Angi Mariani Finance Manager Sharon Caple Administration Claire Peerless

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Local artist Jamie McCartney and his sculpture ‘The Great Wall Of Vagina’ was a big hit in this year’s Brighton Festival Fringe, so much so, that the piece is still on display, and last week saw the release of McCartney’s book, which is based on his sculpture. In one of our shows currently up online, William Ranieri and Jenni Davidson talk to McCartney about what prompted him to create this piece. Plus, we find out what women – and men – think of it. Log on to thelatest.tv and click Artists Open Houses. There are 11 other films on open houses also there showing conclusively why Brighton has become home for so many talented artists since Ned Hoskins started the now worldwide open house art movement in our city 30 years ago.

In another show, our business director Angi Mariani meets Culture Minister Jeremy Hunt with the other major media businesses in Sussex to discuss local television for Brighton and Sussex.

We are hopeful of developments on this soon.

More new shows are coming very soon, so keep checking the website.

Watch our shows at www.thelatest.tv If you want to be involved with Latest TV come along to our open meetings every Monday at Latest Musicbar, 5.30pm.

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Burt Brill & Cardens Graduate Show private view, the Acumen Business Convention, Metrodeco spectacular & Platinum Club

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The graduates Burt Brill & Cardens annual Graduate Show launched with a private view on Friday 3 June. Students showcased their work at the Faculty of Arts’ Grand Parade campus at the show, which opened to the public on 4 June. It was the place to see fresh new designs from bright young talent. The graduating class follow alumni including fashion designer Julien Macdonald.

Anne Boddington Dean of Faculty, Lecturer and Mears execs students and apprentices

Photos: Charlotte McPherson Grace Robertson and Thurston Hopkins (photographers)

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Summer’s here Jacqueline Gold, chief executive of Ann Summers, was keynote speaker in the Acumen Business Convention 2011, held at Brighton Dome on 7 June.

One of Britain’s most successful businesswomen Jacqueline has become known as the “woman responsible for bringing sex to the high street”. This was the second convention by Acumen Business Law, an award-winning specialist Brighton law firm founded by Penina Shepherd.

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Kenneth Edwards, Anne Boddington – Dean of Faculty, Maureen and David Edwards from Burt Brill & Carden

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Jacqueline Gold (CEO of Ann Summers) with Penina Shepherd (Founder and CEO of Acumen Business Law)

Dancing with demons On Sunday 22 May at Kemp Town’s Metrodeco, Nijinsky, Diaghilev and the Ballets Russes dazzled a starstudded audience in Brighton Theatre’s ‘trailer’ performance of ‘Dancing With Demons’. Featuring Harry Lloyd (Robin Hood) and National Theatre and RSC actors Finty Williams and James Garnon, the show came fresh from triumph at the V&A where the audience boasted Royal Ballet stars, Dame Judi Dench, and art-world glitterati.

Photos: Diana Frangi

Actors James Garnon, Finty Williams, Harry Lloyd

The Platinum Club launched at The Grand Hotel on 26 May. Maarten Hoffmann and Paula SeabournePearson, directors of Jenerator Creative have put together this new project which allows business leaders to meet once a month to facilitate co-operation and new business development between top-end companies.

Director Paula Seabourne-Pearson and Greg Mishon

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Maggie Morgan & Helen Wilkinson, owners of Metrodeco

Director Maarten Hoffmann and Keith Jackman (Mercedes Benz, Lookers)

Dao Tran-Boyd and Clive Gordon

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BHOY OH BHOY! The international comic from Scotland Danny Bhoy will be filling the Dome’s Concert Hall this Saturday, but first he talks on his travels, his grandma and the Edinburgh Festival with Victoria Nangle

Playing at all these festivals you must see some great comedy shows. Who do you recommend we catch next time they’re in town?

I recently saw Wilson Dixon, who I think is based in the UK at the moment. If you see his name at a comedy club anywhere near you, you should definitely go.

Described as ‘Scotland’s brightest hope since Billy Connolly’, Danny Bhoy’s anecdotal style and Scottish heritage begs comparison with the Big Yin. Fortunately the top quality of his humour, performance and many solo shows has been enough to avoid the comparison from becoming a millstone and allowing it to simply draw more fans to his performances. Having travelled the globe, smashing box office records in Australia and New Zealand, being given the rare chance to perform a ten-night solo run at the Montreal Just For Laughs Comedy Festival following the success of his inaugural visit in 2005, and many more accolades besides, it’s a true treat to have Mr Danny Bhoy return to the UK. ‘The stand-up equivalent to Bill Bryson’ has returned.

Yay! For a ten-date city tour off the back of his successes on Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow and Live At The Apollo. So, time to find out more.

of them had never been to a stand-up show before, and were really surprised to see just one guy on stage? I was terrified, but over time I realised that they find the same kind of things funny, you just can’t really do sexual material, or you will be flogged, which I wish we would do in Britain.

Will you be going to the Edinburgh Festival this year with this show?

I don’t think so. I try to do it every two years now, because I have quite a lot of other territories that I have to visit in a calendar year, and I want to keep the Edinburgh shows as something special, where I know I am going with a really good show.

“I also miss square sausage”

What’s your best memory of the Edinburgh Festival?

I think the year I played in a big circus tent outside the Sheraton was my favourite year. I hung out with a lot of great comics, and it was a rare hot Scottish summer, which made everyone feel like they were on holiday.

Hi there, Danny. So what’s the show about?

Well, it’s difficult to say at this stage. It’s kinda’ changing all the time, so I have no idea what it will be about by the time I get to you. Probably best to just stick to the general themes of a few good laughs and some stories.

Who tells you the best stories now that you’re an adult?

No one tells me any stories! I think it might be a bit creepy to have another adult sitting beside my bed at night with an open book.

Much has been made of your travelling and gigging worldwide. Where has been the most interesting place to bring your comedy to?

I did some shows in India a few years back to an all Indian crowd. It was pretty amazing because a lot

Your style has been described as storytelling. Who told you the best stories when you were a kid?

I think my grandma had some really interesting stories. I regret that I didn’t spend more time listening to her, because she had an incredible memory for detail, and some genuinely fascinating encounters in her life.

What do you miss most about Scotland when you’re away?

I miss my own flat. I tend to spend a lot of time in hotels, and after a while you yearn for your own bed and your own stuff. I also miss square sausage.

What tips would you give to aspiring comics?

Take every single gig that comes your way. You have to work every space and stage you can, because it’s the only way to understand who you are. And what you do.

What’s the funniest sight you’ve ever seen?

After drinking three bottles of red wine between us at the end of a tour of New Zealand in 2009, my friend Charlie got stuck in a cupboard in my room. He literally got stuck, and we had to call for help.

Danny Bhoy: Messenger (Please Do Not Shoot), 18 June, Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, £17.50

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Eddie Kidd’s success, Germaine Greer in the doghouse and an old wives’ tale debunked

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ats off to months after former pleading guilty to stunt rider the manslaughter Eddie Kidd who of Hove completed the greengrocer London Marathon Tony Magdi. nearly two months Tony, 52, died after he started after receiving a the race. Mr Kidd, single punch from of Seaford, was Lambeth to the left brain damaged face. Tony was after an accident assaulted after in 1996 when he opening his car crashed his bike door, causing jumping across a three cyclists, one Paul Lambeth drag strip. of them being He walked up to Lambeth, to take a mile a day using a specially avoiding action. Tony sustained a designed walking frame in aid of serious head injury and died at the charity Children With Cancer UK. Hurstwood Park Neurological Centre, Hove MP Mike Weatherley had his Haywards Heath. pulse taken to raise awareness of the ‘Know Your Pulse’ campaign.

Arrhythmia Alliance, the Heart Rhythm Charity, says knowing your pulse could save more than 8,000 lives each year. NHS staff and volunteers run checks across the UK, and free pulse checks were held at Hove Polyclinic.

The MP said: “I was astonished to learn that of the 150,000 strokes per year in the UK, one in five is due to an irregular pulse. I would urge everyone to get their pulse checked – I’ll be checking mine regularly from now on.”

On the police beat, retired Detective Inspector Joe Standen once said: “The difference between a black eye and murder is down to the thickness of the victim’s skull. One who wishes he’d taken heed was Paul Lambeth, 35, of Stafford Road, Brighton, who was jailed for 18

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ocal lingerie designer, About The Girl, set Brighton Fashion Week (31 May–5 June) alight at the ‘Ready To Wear’ show.

The About The Girl brand was devised by business owner and head designer, Amelia Bath, who was diagnosed with breast cancer shortly after her 40th birthday.

Following her surgery, Amelia was disappointed that she couldn’t find any sexy yet comfortable lingerie for women who had been affected by breast cancer.

Amelia, who has a degree in bra making and textile technology,

decided to start making her own lingerie, initially selling them online.

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Australian feminist Germaine Greer has been criticised after she told an audience: “If you love your bluebells, kill your dog”. She says the flowers are under threat from dog poo because owners walk their pets in woodlands, and the plants only thrive where there is mycorrhiza fungi – which is being killed off by phosphorous in dog mess.

Sid Lawrence, who snapped his schnauzer Clio in a Sussex bluebell field, said: “Greer’s great but she can keep her hands off our pet – we always clean up after her”.

Kids of all ages will be invited to get stuck in at this year’s Paddle Round The Pier festival with a huge sandcastle building competition on Brighton seafront.

More than 100 tonnes of sand will be shipped to the lower promenade for two days of beach sports on July 2 and 3. For more information go to nick@brightonvisitor.com.

Over 500 year six pupils have been attending a range of ‘hands-on’ events designed to raise awareness of safety issues – including staying sat and safe while riding on buses.

Lastly, some bad news – it’s finally been proved that the fivesecond rule is bunkum. Old wives once told the tale that food dropped and picked up from the floor in less than five seconds was bug free and OK to eat, but city council experts involved in Safety Week warned that it’s not the case.

The new rule, it seems, could be thus: a moment on the floor brings a swinging toilet door.

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Originally aiming for the postmastectomy market, Amelia was surprised by the high demand from women who hadn’t had any breast surgery, but loved About The Girl’s unique feminine style.

While many clothing companies now manufacture overseas, About The Girl oversees the whole supply chain from its showroom and workshop in Haywards Heath, Sussex.

Amelia now works with a team of garment technologists and machinists, who make her vision’s come to life and appeal to all women

Sussex Business Awards 2011 Businesses across Sussex are invited to submit their nominations for the SBAs 2011.

Local companies have until 2 September to prepare their applications. Enter online at www.sbawards.org.uk. You can enter up to three categories plus the Healthiest Workplace.

An entry charge of £50 for one award and £100 for three applies. There are 11 trophies in the following award categories: Innovation in Business; Leisure & Tourism; Best Customer Service; Best Employer; Most Promising New Business; The Business in the Community; The Healthiest Workplace Award; Entrepreneur of the Year; Sussex Businessperson of the Year; Small Business of the Year; Sussex Company of the Year.

Caraline Brown, of Midnight Communications via email Re: Reviews, LS528 The Lee ‘Scratch’ Perry gig was a disappointment, although Max Romeo was dubtastic! Lee ‘Scratch’ Perry’s performance was awful – I know he’s over 70 years old but that is no excuse for putting on a performance no better than your mad auntie’s audition for Britain’s Got Talent!

He was disjointed, the backing band had a hard time keeping it together, and his lyrical meanderings were awful. I think it was a waste of my hard-earned money and the cost of a babysitter. Others must of thought the same as people began to leave way before the show was over.

Lee Hamil, via email You can also write to Letters, Latest Homes, Unit 1, Level 5 North, New England House, New England Street, Brighton, BN1 4GH

looking for lovely non-wired bras and intimate apparel.

About The Girl used the Ready To Wear show at Brighton Fashion Week to debut their new collection. The silk, 1940s inspired collection closed the show in a lively finale, where the About The Girl stood out as the only lingerie brand in the show. The models dominated the catwalk in About The Girl’s bold yet elegant creations, which comprised of bras, knickers matching camisoles and slips.

About The Girl’s lingerie has also been modeled by popular blogger, Kelly Short (How To Look Good Naked).

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Web Designer – MINT Design Associates (Brighton and Hove)

Software Developer (mid-level x2) – Encore Software Solutions Ltd (Brighton and Hove)

Digital Marketing Executive – Virgin Holidays (Crawley)

Junior Graphic Designer – Kipper (Haywards Heath)

Second line helpdesk analyst – Computer-eyez (Newhaven)

SEO Executive – easyJet Holidays (Gatwick)

Service Support Manager – NetDev Limited (Brighton and Hove)

Trade Marketing Assistant (Maternity Cover) – Study Group (Brighton and Hove)

Senior Account Manager – iCrossing (Brighton and Hove)

iPhone/Android app developer – Required for multi-lingual healthcare app Freelance copywriter – To work with creative agency on a project basis IT Support – Freelancer required for e-commerce project SEO/Analytics freelancer – Required for 3 short-term projects

Brighton Digital Education Forum – Thurs 16 June, 6pm – 8pm. Venue: The Skiff Skillswap – Weds 22 June, 7pm – 11pm. Venue: tbc Glug Brighton –Friday 24 June, 6.30 – 10.30pm. Venue: Brighton Museum & Art Gallery Brighton Filmmakers Coalition – Sun 26 June, 6pm – 10pm. Venue: The Marwood

Ship Street – Bright 3rd floor office North Laine – Airy, open-plan building Palmeira Square – Large desk space available

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BY THE SEA Brighton Marina’s Kirsty Harris finds some great Father’s Day treats For goodness sake, don’t forget it’s Father’s Day on Sunday 19 June. If you are looking for something fab to give Dad on his special day, then the Marina has a whole host of things to choose from…

For starters, you could take him to the cinema where there are a load of great movies scheduled, including Avan Ivan, X Men – First Class, The Green Lantern, or Senna: the story of Ayrton Senna, arguably the greatest formula one driver of all time.

Alternatively, why not take him bowling where they have they have some great offers on at the moment. Or treat him to a night at the casino, where they are offering a great dining experience. Send Dad off with a £10 gift for his first bet; he doesn’t even need to be a member.

A painter’s view Schools invited to participate in Sightsavers 2011 Junior Painter Of The Year competiton

S Then there’s the great outdoors. As an alternative gift why not book him in for one of the Discover Scuba Diving courses.

It takes a couple of hours and is a great experience, or go fishing for the day on one of the superb fishing day trips that run from the Marina.

ussex-based charity Sightsavers has launched a new Sussex category for the 2011 Junior Painter Of The Year awards. The winning prize is a wonderful new art kit and two Brighton and Hove Albion tickets to a match at the new American Express Community Stadium.

The competition open to all primary school children across the UK. The theme this year is ‘I care about...’ and Sightsavers is inviting children to use paint to express what they most care about, from

L7 NEWS in brief >Cleaner waters

The water quality off the Brighton coast has now been rated as one of the best in Sussex. Recent tests by the Environment Agency shows the water quality at Hove Lawns, Brighton and Kemp Town are now among the best in the county.

>Sussex produce wanted Of course there are a whole host of gift and retail shops for you to choose from, including Reebok, The Fiery Food Store (where he can do the man test!) Calvin Klein, Tog 24 and more. Don’t forget that you can grab a great lunch or dinner, with over 25 places to wine and dine him... some fantastic steaks from Café Rouge, Master Mariner and Frankie and Benny’s to name but a few.

Get further details on all these and more at www.brightonmarina.co.uk

Kirsty Harris is Marketing & Events Manager of Brighton Marina

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Sussex producers are invited to use this year’s Airbourne Eastbourne International Airshow (11–14 August) to showcase their locally sourced food, drink and crafts. Airbourne organisers want to offer visitors a taste of Sussex with a local produce market lining the promenade along the Wish Tower Plaza. Stalls will be available for just £25 per day. www.eastbourneairshow.com

>Cheaper electrics!

Premium appliances are selling at up to 70 per cent off the RRP on Comet’s auction website.

In the past month, customers have snapped up new electricals at a fraction of the RRP. Recent bargains include an LG Fridge Freezer, RRP £799.99, that sold for £221. Bids start from £1. www.clearance-comet.co.uk

football and the environment to their pet and their eye sight.

Cottesmore School in Hove was one of the first of several Sussex schools to sign up to the awards.

Pupils are hoping to be among the winners who will be invited to a special awards day to be held at the brand new American Express Community Stadium where their paintings will be displayed. As well as Albion tickets for the winners, along with the runners up, they will also receive tickets to the Brighton

Sea Life Centre and Cineworld.

“We are thrilled to be launching a new Sussex category for the 2011 Junior Painter awards,” said Jade McShane, Sussex development manager at Sightsavers. “We are looking forward to working more closely with schools in our local community.

This competition aims to promote the use of paint in school classrooms, while encouraging children to reflect on sight and blindness among their peers.

Last year over 5,000 entries were submitted by children aged 4–11. Thirtythree regional winners’ paintings will be chosen and displayed at the Royal Academy of Arts in London.

Three national winners, one from each category (4–7 years, 8–9 years and 10–11 years), will be selected from the shortlist.

The winning young painters and their teachers will be invited to a special awards day at the Royal Academy of Arts, where they will be able to view the exhibition and presented with a set of professional paint brushes.

Schools interested in participating in the awards can find more at www.sightsavers.org/juniorpainter Entries must be submitted by 29 July 2011.

Catering for the masses Brighton resident, Ruth Melton, has been appointed as the new Recruitment and Staff Manager for the catering and events team at The American Express Community Stadium.

Twenty-six-year-old Ruth, who has worked for high profile companies including Virgin Money, Kimberly Clark and EDF Energy, will be responsible for recruiting all the full-time and part-time catering support staff for events at The Amex Stadium.

“I am delighted to be working with such a dynamic and creative team at the stadium and I’m ready for the challenge of this new role,” said Ruth. “We are estimating that up to 600 people will be needed for staffing the catering on match day and non-match day events.”

Ruth is working closely with the local council, university and City College Brighton & Hove to ensure as many jobs as possible can be offered to the local

community. The supply and demand of top up staff needed for special events and match days will also be supported by two leading recruitment agencies, CIP and Michael Wisher.

The catering team will be providing service for over 3,000 people on match days, including the directors box, 14 corporate boxes, nine lounges and the supporters restaurant.

For more information about events at the stadium, email EventsBrighton@azure.uk.com

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Mark Brailsford hails Poyet’s transfer policy

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ye bye Bennett, hello Buckley.

In a couple of weeks of transfer activity The Albion have moved arguably two of their best players out of the club and replaced them instantly with two very promising alternatives.

In previous close seasons this news would normally have been met with disgruntlement from fans and a North Stand Chat website meltdown. This hasn’t happened, so why is this?

Three good reasons: The first is that Norwich have coughed up £1.5m for Bennett and Buckley, his direct replacement from Watford, cost two thirds of that. Secondly, Murray’s replacement Will Hoskins is a well thought of prospect who is young and hungry and whose value should increase over time. Finally, perhaps the most important factor in these new signings, the replacements are eminently coachable. It looks as if Gus Poyet has identified exactly the type of player he needs to mount a successful challenge to our Championship rivals (how nice to type that phrase!) and to improve the team’s prospects in a very competitive division. A saying that many Albion fans will know well is “In Gus We Trust”. This is why many fans are, dare I say it, quite laid back about the club’s transfer dealings.

Much as it is sad to see Bennett and Murray leave the club. In the case of Bennett, he is going on to bigger and better things (and higher wages) and who would begrudge him that? He has been a great player for Brighton

“Many fans are, dare I say it, quite laid back about the club’s transfer dealings” and also, remember, he wasn’t a Poyet signing. In the case of Glenn Murray, he has done what most of us would do when trying to earn a living: he has taken the best job offer. In his case though, there is a feeling that his decision to sign for arch rivals Crystal Place will come back and to haunt him. At the time of writing these are the two main signings we know about, although it is not inconceivable that one or two even bigger signings are due which is what Gus Poyet hinted at when he said he needed “six or seven” players. I think it’s safe to predict that we might see a rather surprising big name player coming in soon. Exciting times, indeed.

Cricket versus football headache As the summer kicks in and the football season enjoys a hiatus it is natural for one’s thoughts to turn to cricket. There are many Albion fans who are also fans of Sussex County Cricket Club. You will find many an Albion fan torn between attending the away match against Holland and the first friendly versus Tottenham Hotspur. The summer months used to fit more neatly into the cricket and football seasons and T20 has forced the County Championship season to start earlier and finish later, which is hardly ideal for fans of both sports. This situation is not helped by the fact that the football season seems to begin earlier and earlier, with 6 August being the start of the Championship season. Much as it’s a dilemma for Albion fans when the fixtures clash, there is some great cricket being played by Sussex at the moment, so if you need a fix of great sport and you’re feeling starved of success and excitement until the football season starts again, get yourself down to the Probiz County Ground where Sussex are not only top of their T20 group but the CB40 one, too. Along with many Albion fans, I may see you there!

YouTube clip of the week For those of you who are fans of both Sussex CCC and The Albion, here’s the link to a magic moment where both sports came together on one delightful evening. Sussex spin legend Mushtaq Ahmed scoring a goal at Withdean! If Gus had seen this, who knows, maybe he would have signed him up: www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcIUDqs6GBE

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Geeks-on-Wheels Jamie Shaw of Geeks-on-Wheels knows what’s new in computerland Tablet wars

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The high price of tablets from major producers could come back to haunt them as non-branded “whitebox” products are surging in popularity, according to research. Figures from analyst company Display Search showed that between the last quarter of 2010 and Q1 2011, sales of whitebox tablets soared from 567,000 units to nearly two million – a growth of 235 per cent, with China driving the market. Major manufacturers that have bought heavily into the tablet market may also be worried by other figures from the research, which showed the stellar growth in the tablet sector appears to be slowing.

According to Display Search, the number of tablets sold in Q1 compared to Q4 last year actually fell 5.2 per cent, from 10.2m units to 9.7m – although overall the sector had grown 13-fold in the last year. The figures showed that Apple still dominated the tablet arena, with 53.6 per cent of the market, while “others” claimed 26.8 per cent, with fast-growing whitebox manufactures grabbing 19.6 per cent of the market.

According to a software industry lobbying group police in Singapore have uncovered a haul of suspected unlicensed software. In a statement issued by the Business Software Alliance (BSA) the Singapore Police Force seized 10 copies of suspected pirated software found on computers on the premises of the unnamed company, worth around £696,000.

The seized software included Mastercam v9 and Mastercam X5 from CNC Software (never heard of it before but having looked around it is CAD/CAM software).

Apple iCloud

HP job losses

Following the recent announcement of Apple’s iCloud industry commentators have started to kick up over an element in the service they describe as a “music piracy amnesty.” The iCloud service will store music from iTunes and other files on Apple's servers, to be accessed from Apple devices anywhere. Those wanting to use iCloud with music from other sources can pay $25/year for iTunes Match, which scans your hard drive for tracks, and then matches them with an iTunes version of the song online – regardless of where the original track came from. It may however be good news for the music industry with Apple expected to take a 30 per cent cut of the iTunes Match fee and pass the rest on to the industry.

HP employees working on government contracts are at risk of losing their jobs as the coalition considers plans to offshore work to India. The Public and Commercial Services (PCS) union says that 200 positions could be lost. HP provides IT support to the Department for Work and Pensions, and the jobs in question are based at sites in Newcastle, Lytham St Anne’s, and Sheffield. The plans are yet to be finalised and still require ministerial approval, but the union warns they are at an advanced stage, and jobs would be moved to Bangalore as early as November this year. The union also argues that offshoring the skills is a false economy, as the savings in IT would be offset by lost tax revenues and increased benefit payments.

O2 Facebook app O2 have launched a Facebook app which lets users top-up their payas-you go phones via a Facebook page. O2 claims the move is a ‘world first’ for a major network. The new service works in the same way as the O2 website, with the added convenience of not having to leave Facebook to top-up. Users need to enter their personal details and credit card information and then their top-up purchase will be confirmed by text message.

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Bare cheek Brian Mitchell and Joseph Nixon’s thoroughly scurrilous Brighton column To Make You Think Ill Of The Original (18) 4.00, 6.00, 800 Spin-Off From A Baffling, Viral YouTube Hit You’ve Never Heard Of (PG) 10.30, 2.30, 6.30, 8.30

WHAT’S NOT ON: Films Films not on at your local cinema...

Ken Loach Film Even His Staunchest Admirers Find It Difficult Not To Be Lulled Into Narcolepsy By (15) 12.30, 4.30, 6.30, 9.00 Jim Carrey Looking A Bit Old, Tired And Depressing As He Does His Usual Schtick In A Film About A Talking Gecko Or Something, Thus Reminding You That You Are Mortal And Plunging You Into A Pool Of Sadness (12A) 10.00, 12.00, 2.00, 4.00, 6.00, 8.00 Diminishing-Returns-Threequel To Surprise Noughties Hit, Serving Only

Biopic Of Someone American Like Babe Ruth (12A) 12.00, 2.00, 4.30, 6.30, 8.00 Underwhelming Spielberg Movie (12A) 2.00, 4.00, 6.30, 9.00 Film A Director Has Been Trying To Make For Ages, But It’s Always Fallen Through For Some Reason But Now, Finally, He’s Managed To Make It, And It’s Not Very Good (15) 10.30, 12.30, 2.30, 4.30 Prequel That’s Not Very Exciting Because You Know The Characters Aren’t In Any Danger Having Seen Them In Later Life In The Previous Film (15) 12.00, 2.30, 3.00, 5.00, 7.00 Very, Very Long And Serious Po-Faced Fantasy Epic With An Ecological Subtext (12A) 12.00, 2.00, 3.00, 5.00, 7.00

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WHAT WE SAY NOW: “Axe” Once a show-business expression meaning to dispense with a soapopera character or television programme, this is now a term used to describe the elimination of anything from a company to a politician, thereby reducing the whole world to the level of a fictional TV show. “After concerns over his competence and questions about his private life the minister is to be axed”.

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This week, Matt Whistler takes on the mantle of becoming a catwalk model However, Red Mutha had other ideas in mind and presented Matt with the dullest, dirtiest grey and black jumble-sale clothing he had even seen.“You could have put me next to a grey bollard on the bleakest industrial estate and played spotthe-difference,” Matt recalled. “About the only difference would have been that I was wearing specs!”

Matt discovered he had become part of a jovial attack on bland mass-consumerism and it was his role to create a greyscale look with as much appeal as a rusty spoon in an out-of-date yoghurt.

Set against a backdrop of colourful flamboyance in Red Mutha’s outfits, it perfectly illustrated the concept of individuality but did make Matt begin to question whether he belonged at the show.

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WHAT WE USED TO SAY: “Fire”

Mad Matt att has long been noted as a fashion trendsetter and this week’s challenge gave him the chance to show off his best catwalk moves.

Custom clothing store Red Mutha challenged Matt to model for them as part of the Brighton Frocks show, at St Martin’s Church, during Brighton Fashion Week [June 2].

With the opportunity to become the UK’s answer to Zoolander on the line, Matt obviously made sure to prepare as thoroughly as possible.

“I pruned my nostril hair, buffed my nails and waxed my ear lobes before parading up and down the seafront bandstand to practise my walk.

“I was in the zone and rocked up at the show, prepared to don a funky fashion number,” he said.

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“I’m surprised I wasn’t ejected from the building or confronted by the St Martin’s Vicar saying, ‘Ah you must be the painter decorator, good to see you’ve already got your rags on’,” Matt said.

Just before he hit the catwalk, Matt had a paper bag placed over his head and was shoved in front of the assembled audience of fashion lovers.

After he managed to make it to the end of stage without tumbling

into any front-row VIPs, it came time for the big finale to Matt’s performance.

“On arrival at the end of the catwalk, Dan [from Red Mutha] ripped off the bag and sliced off my mannequin hands. Red ribbons splayed out of my jumper to represent blood and I fell to the floor in a heap.

“Legs akimbo I was dragged to the other end of the stage at a slow pace while looking up and admiring the architecture of the building,” he recalled.

Lights out, music ended and Matt returned to take his final bow in front of an adoring crowd – but he’s still waiting for the call from Dolce or Gabana.

To book Matt as a model for your show or suggest his next challenge go to www.facebook.com/latest7 or www.facebook.com/mattwhistler brighton Words: Richard Hook

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CITY SPEAK

Life begins at 70 Ruby Grimshaw revels in May’s festival frivolity

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think the amount of events events that stood out for me were offered in this year’s Brighton free ones. The Forty Part Motet, Festival has been amazing and Thomas Tallis’ choral masterpiece, the choice and standard have been was played throughout the festival excellent. There were also many in the Fabrica building. I nipped exciting free entertainments going inside several times whilst out on in the streets, parks and halls shopping. It was so relaxing to throughout the whole period, and as leave the noisy streets and just sit if that weren’t enough, we had a and be uplifted by this beautiful Festival Fringe packed with diverse singing. What a pity the installation and alternative treats. We are so had to go. The second one was not spoilt in Brighton. Hurrah! an event but an object.

Last year I was a bit slow off the As I pushed through a crowded New mark and by the time I got around Road one day, I heard a high-pitched to deciding what I wanted to see it neighing and immediately got on was all over. So, this year, when the my high horse (oops, sorry). programmes first I hoped that they came out I took time weren’t trying to ride to look through them a frightened pony “Bearing down to decide what I through the middle really wanted to see. I on me at speed of Brighton when am quite pleased with there, bearing down what a festival junkie was this large on me at speed was I became but it has this large metal metallic horse” mechanical horse. left me quite exhausted. I even It had hooves at the took a teeny weeny front and wheels part myself in a fringe event. This with a long rope tail behind, while was at the free storytelling event the body and legs were made of at the Buddhist Centre, and after pistons, wire and all sorts of junk telling two stories to children in the metal. Astride it rode a jolly, whiteafternoon and one story in the faced beggar, a cross between a evening to adults, I am no longer a bag man and Dorothy’s scarecrow. story telling virgin. I wasn’t very A young man, whom I now spotted good but I can only get better. walking behind with his radioPinter’s political play at the Town control box, told me it had taken Hall, The New World Order, was him a year to complete. chilling and compelling, setting the I thought it might make a festival theme of freedom and welcome addition to my riding class injustice. Apart from this, the two on a Sunday morning.

Will Harris cruises to failure as he heads to the gym

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y friend M’s gym membership costs him £100 a month. Clearly outrageous in this age of austerity, but – if you press him on it – he’ll argue there are two things that make it a sound investment. The first is he needs regular exercise if he is to continue ordering two main courses in restaurants. The second is the gym’s basement spa offers unparalleled opportunities for cruising.

“The other day,” confides M, “I was in the sauna and a man with a six-pack opened his towel at me. It was like... well, imagine an arctic roll staring up at you.”

“That is not cruising,” I say. “That is indecent exposure, and that can carry a sentence of six months or a £5,000 fine.” But I am curious, so M agrees to take me along.

I have not been to a proper gym for a while, so we spend the first hour reintroducing my body to exercise. This involves M clipping various bars and handles on to the machinery and demonstrating an array of effortless movements, then watching in silence as I slide off a giant rubber ball until my face is touching the floor.

Once my embarrassment muscle has been thoroughly exhausted, M indicates it is time to disrobe. In the men’s changing room is a smallish, wood-panelled sauna.

This, he tells me, is Ground Zero for cruising.

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’m completely free now. All of my International Baccalaureate. On the exams are now fading into a one hand, I have no offers to reach. distant memory. Yet, still I can just see what I get and then niggling at the back of my mind is only apply to places I am likely to one date: July the sixth. July the get into. On the other hand, I have sixth is results day. I can’t relax no idea where I might end up going until then. I know there is nothing I after results day. At least my can do about it now, but I can’t help university bound chums know that but replay every essay I wrote and they will either go to their first every question I answered again choice or their insurance choice. and again in my head.

We’re all suffering from the same Because the terrifying International anticipation, but Baccalaureate is at completely “I left none of my so very.... different stages international... it of the process. It exams punching is marked all over is like a game of the air, singing ‘The Deal Or No Deal the world, hence the results come where I am just in very quickly in World’s Greatest’ about to open the comparison to A- by R. Kelly” first box, and levels. I have they are on the barely a month to last. The only wait, but that just means there is good thing is that we don’t have no period long enough for my brain Noel Edmonds behind us making to switch off and not have to think unhelpful and unfunny jokes. about it.

It’s frustrating, because it is The problem is, none of my utterly pointless to bite my exams were disastrous, but I left fingernails hoping that somehow a none of them punching the air and professor in some random country singing ‘The World’s Greatest’ by I’ve never heard of reading my R.Kelly. My exams could completely philosophy essay will think “Oh, go either way and then my future wait a minute... I have a feeling this will change depending on what is girl really wants to do well. I’d written on a piece of paper that better give her a better mark.” I just hasn’t even been typed up yet. need to accept this and not let it Times like this make me wonder ruin the only carefree month I have whether I made the right decision to before I have to start seriously not apply to university until after I’d thinking about universities in lieu received my results for the of my exam triumph/disaster.

“Now,” says M, as we take our places on the benches, “we wait.”

We wait. Moisture runs down my face and pools round my ankles. The hot, dry air feels like it’s scraping the inside of my lungs. Presently the sauna door opens and a sumo wrestler waddles in.

“OK, let’s try the steam room,” says M, bounding to his feet and out the door before it’s even had time to swing shut. As I shuffle after him, I feel the sumo wrestler’s eyes on me and try to shake the feeling I’m about to have a fistful of salt thrown at the back of my head.

“ ’That is not cruising’, I say.

‘That is indecent exposure’” The steam room is a damp, dark grotto. Shadows lounge around the walls, Amazonian limbs rising from the steam as we pass. M and I park ourselves in a dark corner and wait for our eyes to adjust to the gloom.

“One time I was here,” M whispers, “minding my own business, and I felt this on my leg.”

I gasp as his fingers close around my thigh. And because I gasp, I also inhale two great lungfuls of mentholated air, heated to a balmy 85° Fahrenheit.

“Breathe!” hisses M, slapping my back as my eyes bulge from my head. “For God’s sake, breathe!”

It’s no use. This cruising lark is far too much effort. So while M continues to prowl the changing rooms for the arctic roll of his dreams, I sulk in the Jacuzzi. follow me on twitter

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Snap Shots Photographer Diana Frangi captures the faces and places that define our city. This week: Arthur Brown

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I have practised meditation for about 40 years; my father was the first person to introduce me to it at the age of 12. Later, during the craziness of the ’60s and ’70s I learned Buddhist, Native American and Shamanic meditation. In more recent years I have come across the simplest, most direct form of meditation and this is what I like to share with people.

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Who would have thought that Arthur Brown, God of Hellfire, teaches the peaceful art of meditation? Arthur spends most of his time performing around Europe and travelling the world, still in great voice and in demand (he will be performing at Glastonbury!). But when he is in Brighton and Hove he teaches meditation at the Happy Cell Centre. www.thehappycell.com

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Food & Drink A week of Japanese food and culture as Moshi Moshi host the Brighton Japan Festival

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righton will be turning Japanese on 17 June as the 10-day Brighton Japan Festival gets underway. Now in its third year, the festival has grown to include some of the most prestigious venues the city has to offer, including the Duke Of York’s Picturehouse and Brighton Dome.

The festival is the brainchild of Karl Jones and Nicholas Röhl, owners of Brighton’s leading Japanese restaurant, Moshi Moshi. Most of the events are taking place in front of the restaurant in Bartholomew Square in a specially erected marquee called the Festival Hub. A quick look at the listings of the Festival Hub will raise a cheer from all those still ruing the absence of the Spiegeltent from the May festival. Moshi Moshi has, not for the first time, punched above its weight to bring something truly special to Brighton. “We ran away with ourselves a little on this one,” says Karl Jones, who admits that Moshi Moshi has spent quite a lot of money on the festival. “It just got bigger and bigger and before we knew it, we were talking “Moshi Moshi has about a festival with over 25 events over eight days! It all started as a one punched above its day street festival three years ago.”

Karl, who organised the massively weight to bring successful charity gala last year to raise money for the Allsorts charity, is something truly getting a reputation in the city as the man who can throw a good party. And special to Brighton” in an environment where everyone is relentlessly cutting back, that must be a good thing.

On Saturday 18, the Festival Hub will feature a double film bill of anime adaptation Dororo and the insanely comical Cutie Honey, plus a VJ set of a newly created film KanZeOn that takes the audience on a journey through the mystical landscape of Japan’s religious and meditative heritage.

There’s also a showing of Sofia Coppola’s Oscar-winning film Lost In Translation (Wednesday 22), where the audience will be treated to sky lounge service from Moshi Moshi and live music inspired by the film.

The Catalyst Club, a regular event where three guest speakers take to the lectern to talk for 15 minutes on a subject close to their heart, is also coming to the Festival Hub for a Japanese-themed night. This instalment of the increasingly popular event will feature physical performer and teacher at the

Brighton Japan Festival listings Saturday 18 & Sunday 19 June Street Festival: Moshi Matsuri Kicking off Brighton Japan will be the Moshi Matsuri - a fantastic open air festival celebrating traditional Japanese food and culture.

Bartholomew Square will be transformed into an explosion of colour with activities, shitamachi-style decorations and 30 stalls selling Japanese food, kimono and gifts.

Bartholomew Square, Brighton, 11am-5.30pm, free

Sunday 19 June Taiko Drumming Workshop A rare opportunity to learn a range of Japanese rhythms and techniques with the extraordinary Taiko Meantime. These three hands-on introductory workshops focus on rhythm, movement, teamwork, performance and importantly, having fun!

Corn Exchange, Brighton Dome, 2pm-6.15pm, £10 per workshop

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Monday 20 & Tuesday 21 June Children’s Sushi Making Masterclass Masterclasses to teach children the basics of sushi making, and the importance of fish conservation.

Moshi Moshi, Bartholomew Square, Brighton, 4.30pm-5.15pm, £5 Japanese Posters from the 1960s and 1970s The University of Brighton Design Archives will be exhibiting a selection of rare posters from 1960s and ‘70s Japan.

Jubilee Library, Ground Floor, Brighton, 10am-7pm, free

Wednesday 22 June Melting Vinyl in association with the Duke of York’s Picturehouse present Exclusive Screening of Lost In Translation, with Live Music Performances This Oscar-winning second feature from director Sofia Coppola is a tour de force exploring the fragility of human relationships and the contrast between Eastern and Western cultures.

The Festival Hub, outside Moshi Moshi, Bartholomew Square, Brighton, 7.30pm11pm, £9/8

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New National Theatre of Japan, Sachi Kimura, on the art of bum reading. What bum reading is and how they actually do it will be revealed on the night, but apparently Sylvester Stallone’s mother Jackie practises this Japanese form of reading people’s character by looking at their behinds.

Rock bands Tenniscoats and Kuaigora will be playing at the Festival Hub on Friday 24 in a strong line-up of Japanese bands and music that includes a DJ set from Japan Underground, a club that has been attracting rave reviews in London.

The highlight of the festival must be the two weekend street festivals taking place in Bartholomew Square. The Moshi Matsuri has its focus on traditional Japanese culture and features taiko drumming, innumerable performances, competitions and games, origami and calligraphy classes. Closing the festival, the Asahi Anime Festival will concentrate on the strange and wonderful world of Japanese manga and anime: the Gothic Lolitas will be there again this year, with their bizarre kitsch manga fashion infused with sexual innuendo.

“It’s great that the Gothic Lolitas have decided to come back again this year,” says Nicholas. “They attracted by far the biggest crowds last time they were here. If you haven’t seen them yet, you must – they’re nothing short of extraordinary.” Both festivals will reproduce the kaleidoscopic energy that you see in any ‘shitamachi’ market street in Japan, with more than 20 stalls selling food and goods from Japan.

Other things on offer during the festival are three great Japanese films at the Duke of York’s, including a rare showing of Redline (“the most insanely exciting, visually exhilarating anime film you’ve seen in decades”) and a recently restored print of the original Godzilla film. There’ll be a tutored whisky tasting at the Hotel Du Vin, and what promises to be raucous all-night sessions of retro video gaming at the idiosyncratic Marwood Café.

The tragedy that has befallen Japan this year gives the festival an added poignancy, of course, and Moshi Moshi has risen to the challenge by launching the festival with a high-profile fundraising event where Moshi Moshi is hoping to raise £10,000 for the Tohoku Earthquake Relief Fund. One of Jonathan Ross’s favourite acts, The Frank Chickens, will be playing – a real coup.

A Brighton Japan VIP pass for £15 will get you a Brighton Japan branded T-shirt and cotton bag (already worth more than the price of the pass), plus complimentary Asahi beer at the Festival Hub, 50 per cent off your food bill at Moshi Moshi and various discounts around town.

More information about the festival can be found on www.brightonjapan.com Moshi Moshi, Bartholomew Square, Brighton, BN1 1JS, 01273 719195, www.moshibrighton.co.uk

Thursday 23 June The Catalyst Club: The Japanese Edition An evening of inspiring, intriguing and humorous speakers on Japanese Culture and Life. Now in it’s eighth year, the Catalyst Club is a monthly Brighton event, combining culture, politics and comedy. Three guest speakers talk for fifteen minutes on a subject close to their heart. This installment will feature physical performer and teacher at New National Theatre, Japan, Sachi Kimura on the art of ‘bum reading’, comic and manga expert, Tim Pilcher and Moshi Moshi’s own Nicky Rohl discussing his acclaimed Channel 4 documentary, Fake Love.

The Festival Hub, outside Moshi Moshi, Bartholomew Square, Brighton, 7.30pm-11pm, £9/8

Friday 24 June Melting Vinyl present Tokyo Sounds: New Music Showcase featuring, No Cars, Kuaigora, Tenniscoats and Japan Underground DJ No Cars is a Japanese three-piece who have been making a name for themselves with their enchantingly odd and playful live performances.

Kuagora construct delicate compositions, steeped in Japanese culture. Tenniscoats conjure musical experiences with their compellingly minimalistic, innocent compositions.

Japanese Underground DJ will be on the decks bringing excitement and the music of Japan.

The Festival Hub, outside Moshi Moshi, Bartholomew Square, Brighton, 7.30pm-12pm, £9/8

Saturday 25 & Sunday 26 June Street Festival: Asahi Anime Festival Now in it’s third year, the Asahi Anime Festival is a celebration of Japanese animation, comics and everything which is current and popular in Japan.

Bartholomew Square will be taken over by colorful fashionistas and crazy manga characters. Learn to draw your own characters, participate in the open-air karaoke session or simply browse the 30 stalls selling everything from Japanese food to anime toys and cutting edge fashion.

Bartholomew Square, Brighton, 11am-5.30pm, free

Sunday 26 June The Art Of Manga Experience the art of Manga in free drawing workshops with artist Inko. Learn the basic techniques of Manga and draw original characters.

Jubilee Library, Ground Floor, Brighton, 11.30pm-3.30pm, free The Paper Cinema The Rock Chamber The Paper Cinema is an illustrated song, a puppet show, a cinema show, a side show... It exists in the meeting of live music and animated drawings.

It is best seen with your own eyes...

The Jubilee Library, Ground Floor, Brighton, 7.30pm, £10/8

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Cafés & restaurants catering for all tastes. For more dining options visit www.thelatest.co.uk British & modern European Bardsley’s

Probably Brighton’s most popular fish ’n’ chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele. Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials.

Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue.

There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices.

22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256

The Dyke

Superb rustic Tuscan menu mingled with English classics. Locally sourced or organic ingredients and rapidly gaining a reputation as one of Brighton’s most stylish eateries.

One side is a proper pub with excellent real ales and log fire; the other a very grown-up stylish restaurant. It’s very child (and dog!) friendly too, and has a big garden for those late summer evenings. Lunch 12pm–3pm; dinner 6.30pm–9.45pm.

218 Dyke Road, Brighton, 01273 555672, www.dykepub.co.uk

The Gallery Restaurant – The Lanes

If you’re looking for an independent restaurant offering some of the very best steaks and British dishes then why not try The Gallery Restaurant? Located in an old fishing cottage in the very heart of Brighton’s Lanes The Gallery Restaurant prides itself in offering the very best dishes, service and ambience – British style! In the summer they boast one one Brighton’s largest alfresco terraces but in the winter the mood is relaxed and welcoming. Try the lunch twocourse menu for just £9.95 and the evening menu two-course menu for £13.95.

28 East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HL 01273 773327, www.thegallerybrighton.co.uk

Metrodeco

Start your day at Kemp Town’s sumptuous Art Deco tearooms with a delicious breakfast of pancakes, bacon and syrup, fresh fruit or gourmet muesli. Sample mouth-watering cakes and bespoke teas for lunch. Linger into the evening with wine, liqueurs or bottled beers, served with snacks and nibbles. Metrodeco is a delightful experience any time of day, for any occasion. Open 8.30am–9pm Mon–Fri, 9.30am–9pm Saturday and Sunday.

38 Upper St James’s Street, Brighton, East Sussex, BN2 1JN, 01273 677243, www.metro-deco.com, www.twitter.com/Metrodeco or www.facebook.com/metrodecostalkingshop

The Old Bank Steak & Ribs

Kemp Town’s friendly new steakhouse restaurant serves delicious food with great service in a warm and comfortable setting.

Locally-owned and aiming to be the ‘Cheers’ of the neighbourhood, The Old Bank is a rarity in the city, offering quality steak and ribs, local catch of the day, grilled chicken and vegetarian dishes at great value prices.

A fantastic wine list, selected mainly from local merchants by GQ wine columnist Jonathan Ray, complements their wholesome and satisfying food. Kids’ menu great value.

Open Mon–Thurs, 5pm–9.30pm; Fri–Sun, 12pm–10pm; live background Sunday jazz 6–8pm, and open all day bank holidays. Plus the garden is now open for summer!

120 St George’s Road, Kemp Town Village, BN1 1EA, 01273 682200, www.oldbankkemptownbrighton.com

Recipease

Recipease is a unique high street food and kitchen emporium dedicated to serving the local community great food through a variety of easy and inspiring ways. Attend one of their ‘Easy to Learn’ cooking classes and learn to cook like Jamie Oliver, pick up freshly made meals ready to cook at home, or drop in for a delicious breakfast or lunch. Whatever your food needs are, whether you’re a beginner or seasoned cook, they’ve got the recipe for you.

72 Western Road, Brighton, BN1 2HA, 01273 311338, www.recipease.com

The Restaurant At Drakes

With an air of relaxed glamour, exemplary service and the finest modern European cuisine in town, the 2AA Rosette fine-dining restaurant provides the perfect setting for intimate dinners or private parties. Two courses for £29; three courses for £39; fivecourse Gourmet Chef’s Taster Menu for £50.

Private dining room with designated waiter for up to 12 people.

43–44 Marine Parade, Brighton, BN2 1PE, 01273 696934, www.drakesofbrighton.com

The Townhouse Restaurant

The Townhouse is discovering itself as a home for all, with a dining area, lounge bar, private function suite and a piano room. The head chef brings all his prestige from The London Dorchester to create a menu (specialising in steaks and seafood) that fits the Brighton way. Whether you want a quick lunch or wish to stay the evening, they promise you a warm welcome that will make you not want to leave. For promotions visit their website or give them a call.

81–82 St James’s Street, Kemp Town, Brighton BN2 1PA, 01273 693216, www.thetownhousekemptown.co.uk

Chinese Gars Restaurant

This old Brighton favourite offers an exciting menu with some great new ideas and a wholly different experience in terms of style and presentation. Smart service, beautiful interiors and a chic atmosphere make this one of the city’s top places to be seen. Start downstairs at the bar. Eat from £10.

19 Prince Albert Street, Brighton 01273 321321, www.gars.co.uk

French Cocoa Patisserie

Cocoa is an authentic French patisserie near Brighton Station. Everything is homemade on the premises each morning with the finest ingredients. A selection of pastries, cakes, tarts, biscuits, jams, ice creams, sandwiches, quiches, toasties and salads to eat in or take away. Beautiful cakes made to order.

48 Queens Road, Brighton, BN1 3XB, 01273 777412

New Steine Bistro

“With more than a soupçon of Gallic charm The New Steine Bistro are true bon viveurs.

No fancy pants fashion fads here, but some well executed classics. Most importantly though is their open attitude: everyone gets the same charming welcome – guests and diners, locals and visitors alike – and when you have been once, you will want to return again and again.” – Andrew Kay, L7 food writer. Their reasonably priced menu starts at £12.50 for two courses, £14.50 for three, Sunday to Thursday; £16.50 for two courses, £18.50 for three on Friday and Saturday. A la carte menu available. Open 6pm.

10/11 New Steine, Brighton, BN2 1PB, 01273 681546/695415 www.newsteinehotel.com/restaurant.asp

Indian Chaula’s

Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide variety of vegetarian, vegan and gluten and wheat-free dishes. Buffet available 11am–3pm Monday to Saturday.

Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

Indian Summer

Nationally acclaimed and a favourite with locals, Indian Summer is celebrating its 10th anniversary. Serving favourites like masala dosa and bhel puri, the menu is influenced from genuine recipes covering south, north, and central india. For lunch you can choose two courses for £10 or a new tapas street menu with four choices for 11.95. An elegant evening set menu starts at £21.95. Booking is strongly advised. For offers and events

Donatello

Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent value Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant-value meal deals on blackboards outside – two courses £6.95, three £8.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value.

Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ, 01273 775477, www.donatello.co.uk

Fat Leo

The budget branch of the Donatello stable but you’d be hard-pressed to see why. Quality family dining in the Italian mould but a little less expensive. Popular with students and young families, with trendy interiors, and a menu with the signature set-price boards proclaiming any two courses £5.95, and three at £7.95.

16–17 Market Street, Brighton BN1 1HH, 01273 325135, www.fatleo.co.uk

Japanese Moshi Moshi

Is there a better and cooler place to eat Japanese in Brighton? We don’t think so, and neither do Moshi Moshi’s ever-growing fan base. Their sushi is fantastic, the service great, and they’ve won a brace of awards for their work in fish conservation. If you’re not yet a Moshi member, you’re missing out: their 50% off on Moshi Mondays are a phenomenom.

Opticon, Bartholomew Square, Brighton, BN1 1JS, 01273 719195, www.moshibrighton.co.uk

Thai The Green Mango

The Green Mango has arrived to spice up Brighton and Hove! This modern Thai restaurant is committed to giving you the

The Dyke complete Thai experience, with the most authentic food possible. Lunch starts at £4.95, and we’re open every day, so come down and “gin yur yur” (eat a lot!)

8 Church Road, Hove, BN3 2FL, 01273 327226, www.thegreenmangohove.com

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HEALTH & BEAUTY

Go for gold The Latest 7 beauty team seek the perfect summer tan – with no sunshine in sight Estée Lauder Bronze Goddess self-tanning gelée, £21.50, stockists: 0870 034 2566, www.esteelauder.co.uk This product certainly made me feel like its name sake! This tinted gel has a light shimmer – perfect for a quick and instant glow. It smells gorgeous too, reminiscent of summer holidays. When washed off, it left my skin soft and with a natural sun-kissed glow. The only downside is the 20-minute wait for it to completely dry before getting dressed, however it didn’t rub off on my clothes.

Jane Iredale – Tantasia, £24, www.janeiredale.com This comes in a lovely glossy tube, which is easy to carry around in your handbag or pack for a quick, tan top-up when you’re away. The dark, citrus-smelling cream requires some intense rubbing in, but achieves a good, natural colour. Used frequently, it builds up and maintains my tan.

The Bodyshop Honey Bronze Shimmering Dry Oil, £16, www.thebodyshop.co.uk Non-greasy, non-streaky and with a gorgeous summery fragrance, this brand new product is perfect for evenings out. The ‘shimmering’ effect is there, although the ‘bronze’ is subtle compared to selftanning lotions, giving skin a healthy glow rather than a ‘fake tan’. An unusual product that has a fantastic texture and leaves skin so soft!

Famous Dave’s Spray Tan Liquid, £14.99, available from major Boots stores and www.famousdave.co.uk This is best applied with a mitt for an even application rather than being sprayed directly onto the skin. Its dark colour allows you to see exactly where you’re applying the product so you don’t miss any bits! It lasted all week without fading but did appear a little streaky around my feet (but this is a notoriously difficult area to fake tan!). The best thing? It doesn’t have that ‘fake tan smell’ everyone loathes!

Famous Dave’s Gold Edition Tanning Mousse, £28.99, available from major Boots stores and www.famousdave.co.uk Due to my naturally pale skin, I have used various fake tans over the years and this is by far my favourite as it is totally fool-proof. Quick and easy to apply, this tan mousse has a dark brown colour

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so you can ensure even coverage, avoiding the streaky effect. It doesn’t smell and it dries quickly – the full colour develops after eight hours The colour lasts about a week as long as you moisturise every day. 10 out of 10!

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The Bodyshop Bronzer in 01, £13, www.thebodyshop.co.uk The bronzer comes in a handy compact with a mirror. The bronzer has a lovely rich texture and made my skin appear healthier with a golden glow. Be careful not to apply too much though, as it has a tendency to ‘gather’ on the cheeks, providing a streaky effect! A nice bronzer, but when compared to some lower end brand prices, I can’t see a massive difference.

The verdict: spray tans are great in salons but for ease, mousse and lotions win us over. Famous Dave is the favoured brand, but for those who want a subtle result, add The Body Shop’s bronzer in 01 (the lightest shade) and shimmering dry oil to your beauty buys. follow me on twitter

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REVIEWS

L7 Under review Read more reviews of local shows online at www.thelatest.co.uk SHAOLIN WARRIORS – THE SPIRIT WITHIN

What a treat! A truly awe-inspring and spectacular show. The piece was beautifully coreographed and well paced, leaving the audience breathtaken, nervous and excited all at once. Skilled athletic demonstrations of various fighting styles were melded with performance pieces to create a theatrical Kung Fu experience. The

practitioners were more than running through their reparte of physical moves – they were feeling and embodying them; very impressive stuff! The process as well as the stunt was included in the show leaving you with a sense of having watched disciplined, dedicated masters fully submerged in their practice. A Kinetic Extravaganza.

Theatre Royal, Brighton, 4 June JJJJJ Enna Andrews

BATTLES

Battles were late. Very late. The stage was set amid cheers for the raising of John Stanier’s trademark high cymbal. The ‘incidental’ music loud, insistent, interesting. The inchoate became coherent as the

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he prospect of seeing a 20-year-old American musical comic might not look good on paper, but make no mistake: Bo Burnham is one of the most exciting comedians around at the moment. It defies all logic that someone of his age and relative inexperience deserves that kind of praise, but Burnham is not merely a good comic – he is exceptional, and the packed out audience at the Komedia will surely attest to the same.

Burnham’s set was crammed with jokes and wordplay so densely packed in that the audience sometimes struggled to keep up. His material flickered between different stage personas so frequently you were never quite sure what was coming next. He demands that his audience follow him, rather than ever pandering to them. This was essentially the crux of Burnham’s show; he has a Stewart Lee-esque penchant for deconstructing his own act, and, like Lee, used it to mercilessly (but harmlessly) deride his audience at every opportunity: “Do you like impressions?” he asked, to a resounding yes from audience.“Why?”. He occasionally caught the room off-guard with poignant moments of introspection. This show was genuinely brilliant, remarkably intelligent and extremely creative throughout – go and see Bo Burnham while he’s still in the country. james Hamilton

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BOOKINGS | MUSIC CHART 19 band insinuated themselves into the room: drums ripped through the thick curtain of ambience, and the Concorde erupted. Images of Gary Numan and Tyondai Braxton were projected on to fabric screens to accompany their sampled vocals.

The audience – 40-something media types, 20-something hipsters, and teen geeks – swayed rhythmically or stood intently scratching their chins. It’s rare to hear music that invites both reactions – especially good music.

Concorde 2, Brighton 3 June JJJJJ Pete Langman

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THE DARKNESS

Brighton Dome, 16 November, £TBC, 0844 477 2000, www.brightondome.org They called it a day back in 2006 but who could forget the catchy high-pitched vocal of ‘I Believe In A Thing Called Love’? Justin Hawkins and the band make their full-blown main stage ‘comeback’ at this year's Download Festival.

Their extensive UK tour follows in November 2011.

LEE EVANS

THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES

Simply put, The Vagina Monologues are a series of true stories about woman (of all ages and ethnicity) and their relationship/feelings with their vaginas. Some of the vignettes were frankly harrowing; rape and abuse are never easy subjects to listen to. On the flip side some are brutally honest and hilarious. ‘Angry Vagina’ was a great opening to the second half which, on balance, was slightly better than the first. The group pieces were a little clumsy and although acted perfectly well by all, the older members of the cast gave their pieces more gravitas and poignancy.

The Barn Theatre, Southwick, 7 June JJJJJ Lee Stevens

NEW WORK FROM THE DANCERS OF HOFESH SHECHTER COMPANY

Eight talented dancers revealed their choreographic voices through five powerful vignettes of intense physicality that spoke collectively to form a coherent yet surprising piece of dance theatre. And what voices!

The first generous and delightful performance set the tone for the rest of the piece. Recurring themes of animality and desperation were complimented by moments of light hearted relief but never in a flippant way. The score and lighting were exceptionally executed. It resonated with an ‘Aphex Twin’ like fervour, skilfully crafting the powerful industrial digital sound-scape with which we physically vibrated. The overall effect was moving and dramatic, completely captivating and very rewarding.

Corn Exchange, Brighton Dome, 7 June JJJJJ Enna Andrews Did you disagree with our verdict on any of these shows?

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Congress Theatre, Eastbourne, 11 July, £30, 01323 415508, www.eastbournetheatres.co.uk Lee is to appear at the Congress with his latest show, Work In Progess’, which is a warm-up gig prior to his huge arena tour, ‘Roadrunner.’ Ex-boxer Lee has starred in films with people such as Ben Still and Cameron Diaz, and has won and covered numerous awards including the Perrier Time Out award for comedy. The last time Lee appeared at the Congress in 2008, tickets completely sold out; so if you want to see him live, don’t hang about!

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NEIL FINN’S PAJAMA CLUB

Concorde 2, 22 June, £15, 01273 673311, www.concorde2.co.uk Pajama Club, a new band put together by Neil and Sharon Finn, are going to be hitting the UK with only six shows to preview their upcoming album. With Sharon Finn on bass vocals, Neil Finn on guitars vocal and occasional drums, Sean Donnelly on synth, and Alana Skyring on drums.

Whether or not you wear your pajamas to this show, it’s going to be something pretty special.

ROSS NOBLE AND FRIENDS: LAUGHS IN THE PARK WARM UP Komedia, 4 July, £15, 01273 647100, www.komedia.co.uk/brighton This is your chance to see Ross Noble as a warm up hosting Laughs In The Park. For one night only Noble is back doing what he does best; spinning forth hilarious nonsense for your amusement.

Ross will also be joined by some of the best new comic talent in the UK. Peter Andre

THE AUSTRALIAN PINK FLOYD TOUR 2012

Brighton Centre, 20 March 2012, £29.50, 01273 290131, www.brightoncentre.co.uk Having sold over three million tickets worldwide to date, The Australian Pink Floyd Show is playing in Brighton for one night only, as they make 29 stops around the UK for their ‘Exposed In The Light Tour.’ Of course, this is set to be pretty big. Emerging back in 1988, the original Floyd act TAPFS has been getting bigger and better ever since. This is your oppurtunity to see them live.

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Latest Brighton Download Chart

TOP 10

1 Jaybee – The Sweetest Lie 2 Moonlighter – Every Time I Fall 3 Kris Lamba – Riding Girl 4 Panos Christofi – Satin Doll 5 The Wolfgirl Liberation – Sonic Chanting 6 Panos Christofi – I’ll Never Know 7 Panos Christofi – Sunshine 8 The Wolfgirl Liberation – Aliens, We Are Here 9 Zoe Konez – When The Snow Came 10 Julia Fitness– Kingdom After a long while lingering on the fringes of the top 10 rundown, glum synth-pop singer-songwriter Jaybee makes a long overdue return to Number One with his mournful ballad ‘The Sweetest Lie’. Meanwhile, last week’s Number One, the pop-rock jaunt of Moonlighter’s ‘Every Time I Fall’ is pushed down to to this week’s number two position as ‘Riding Girl’, the new entry from folkish, very now singer-songwriter Kris Lamba, jumps straight to the bronze medal spot.

Panos Christofi drops to four and electronic soundscapers The Wolfgirl Liberation take five.

The Reason 4

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PETER ANDRE IN CONCERT Fontwell Park Racecourse, Near Arundel, 2 July, £35, 01243 543335, www.fontwellpark.co.uk It’s just been announced that new pop sensation, The Reason 4 will be joining Peter Andre in a massive open air concert. The Reason 4 were stars on The X Factor – this is your chance to see them in action and see how far they’ve come!

THE SERVANT

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Please contact the venue for more information.

11 The Wolfgirl Liberation The Stars Appear 12 The Wolfgirl Liberation E.V.P 13 Maria McAteer Her Night At Noon – Take The Blame 14 Fresh Like Dexie Tifa Lockhart 15 Duke Monorail Broadcasting Now 16 lolatwist Pretty 17 Stephen Holden Dark Times 18 Champion Fever Dragons 19 La Lunalight So Simplistic 20 The Fooley Mantras Break away SUBM YOURIT MUSIC & videos

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LATEST PREVIEWS STAGE&CLUBS

L7 Previews STAGE: TRAIN TO DANCE

Southern Railway-sponsored youth community project helps youngsters reach ther potential

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he Hawth have announced that Sussex train operator, Southern Railway is now the official sponsor of Dance Off, Crawley’s Vision in Youth Collective’s (ViYC) exciting new project. Their first ever dance competition will be held in The Hawth Studio on Saturday 16 July at 7.30pm with further Dance Offs planned for 2012.

The company, which serves communities across Sussex and beyond, has donated £1000 to support ViYC’s work with the youth in Crawley, giving the group the funds they need to kick start their new project this summer.

ViYC is a group of young people aged 14 to 25 who were brought together in 2007 by the Crawley Community Development Team to enable young people to have a say in the arts activities provided for them. Since then, they have developed an inspiring programme of activities which reflect young people’s interests and bring teenagers from all different backgrounds together in a positive way. They always strive to celebrate the diversity and creativity of local young people, utilise their talent and help them reach their potential.

Sarah Morrison, Southern’s Corporate Social Responsibility and Partnership Manager said: “We are very pleased to be associated with such a worthwhile initiative. We’re sure that the competition will prove to be really popular with young people in Crawley and it will provide another dimension where they can showcase their talents.”

The sponsorship money from Southern Railway will enable this project to have the best possible start and will be utilised to promote Dance Off across the area, go towards the running costs and ensure that ViYC can bring in top professional DJs and MCs to make the night a memorable one for all involved.

The dance competition is open to all dancers, whether solo performers or part of a group. Anyone who would like to compete for the title of Dance Off Champion should contact Liz Hart on 01293 438156. follow me on twitter

STAGE: EDEN END An EnglishTouringTheatre/Royal & Derngate, Northampton production In JB Priestley’s play Eden End Stella Kirby has spent nine years running away, leaving home to find her freedom as a celebrated actress. Now she has decided that the only role left to play is the prodigal daughter returned, hoping to discover herself in the warmth of ordinary life and the familiar surroundings of her childhood home. Set in 1912, Eden End exposes the cracks in the lives of a respectable Edwardian family.

JB Priestley remains one of the most popular and enduring writers of the last century and despite their age and period origins their stories carry an enduring resonance today. Recent celebrated revivals of his work include An Inspector Calls, When We Are Married and Dangerous Corner.

Winner of The Stage award: Producer of the Year 2010, English Touring Theatre is a powerhouse of touring theatre. Director Laurie Sansom’s many credits include acclaimed productions of Beyond the Horizon and Spring Storm, and the upcoming The Holy Rosenbergs, all at the National Theatre.

Theatre Royal Tues 28 Jun-Sat 2 Jul, www.ambassadortickets.com, 08448 717 650

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STAGE: THE DEEP BLUE SEA/NIJINSKY Whilst here in Brighton, Terence Rattigan’s chosen home, we wait for a celebration of the writer’s centenary, over in Chichester they are on the case. Their new production of The Deep Blue Sea opens this month and is followed by a new play, based on an original work by Rattigan, directed

by Nicholas Wright, in which he looks at the screenplay written by Rattigan for the BBC which was never produced. Despite Rattigan being proud of the work, the story of Nijinsky and Dhiagalev was mysteriously withdrawn and never published. Now Wright looks at why.

In The Deep Blue Sea, Hester Collyer has fallen obsessively in love with the attractive but callow Freddie Page, a younger man incapable of returning the love she feels for him, and has left the security of marriage to a distinguished judge who still desperately wants her back. But Freddie has gone and, as the play starts, Hester has just failed to commit suicide. The affair unravels.

With his usual delicacy but brutal honesty and trademark empathy, Rattigan studies the devastating emotional effects of this relationship and the one she forms with her neighbour, a man also socially ostracised for a love affair that was deemed inappropriate.

Terence Rattigan’s plays at Chichester, In Praise of Love (Festival 06) and Separate Tables (Festival 09) have both been well received.

Director Philip Franks’ productions for Chichester include The Master Builder, Separate Tables, Twelfth Night and The Life and Adventures of Nicholas Nickleby. He will direct both productions.

The Deep Blue Sea, Weds 13 JulSat 3 Sep, Rattigan’s Nijinsky, Tues 19 July - Sat 3 Sep, www.cft.org.uk, 01243 781312 CLUBS: FRIDAY I’M IN LOVE For those who have slaved away all week and require less humdrum and a lot more kick drum from their club night. DJs play indie, funk, 60s and electro.

Coalition, Fri 17 Jun, 10pm-3.30am, £1-£4

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MUSIC: THE SELECTER

The 2 Tone legend Neol Davies returns to the live circuit CLUBS: PUKKA UP With funky house, sexy r’n’b and mash ups, all in separate rooms, it’s going to be a night of big music.

Getting down and shakin’ your stuff to chart hits across the decades.

Honey Club, Sat 18 Jun, 10.30pm-4am, £10/£5

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Talvin Singh

Moss and Hannah-Lou, devising a harmonious, slightly twisted take on folk music - rustic, raw but effortlessly melodic. Their second album Quality First, Last And Forever! is released this month on Heavenly Recordings.

Latest Music Bar, Weds 15 Jun, 7.30pm, £6 Trevor Moss & Hannah-Lou

CLUBS: BORN BAD! A wild and sexy night of delinquent rhythms. Red hot rockabilly, 50s rock’n’roll, 60s garage and girl groups, surf, sleaze, bop and exotica for discerning hep cats and kittens.

Komedia, Fri 17 Jun, 11pm-3am, £6 MUSIC: TALVIN SINGH Organised by local club Bombay Jazz Cafe, the pioneering British Asian electronic artist and former Mercury Music Prize winner Talvin Singh will be accompanied by Soumik Data, who plays the sarod, a classical Indian plucked instrument similar to a sitar.

Expect a masterclass in classical Indian music. Profits will go to a music school for blind children, as chosen by Talvin Singh.

Coalition, Fri 17 Jun, 7.30pm, £14 MUSIC: TREVOR MOSS AND HANNAH-LOU You may remember them from previous band Indigo Moss, but this husband and wife duo have really made their mark as simply Trevor

MUSIC: MAMA’S GUN London based soul-funk outfit who have just released their second album, The Life and Soul, a smoother offering than their raucous debut. Still, a great live act who know how to put on a show.

Komedia, Weds 15 Jun, 7.30pm, £10 Mama’s Gun

auline Black may have been the public face of The Selecter, but it was Neol Davies’ band from day one. “I thought of the name, the concept, and wrote all the songs,” says Neol, who has recently reformed The Selecter, one of the pivotal bands of the highly influential and much loved 2 Tone era, its most famous member being The Specials. “I met Jerry Dammers (founder of The Specials) in 1976 when he joined a band I was playing in which was led by Ray King (a well known figure on the pre-ska Coventry music scene of the mid-70s).

But we really wanted to do our own material – I was in the the very first line up of what became The Specials. But, because we were both songwriters we decided to split and do our own thing."

In 1977 Neol, along with John Bradbury (who would also become a member of The Specials) and trombonist Barry Jones recorded a track that would be called The Selecter, and with the formation of 2 Tone Records it was decided that this track, an instrumental, would be on one side of the vinyl 45, The Specials song Gangsters on the other. And the rest, as they say, is history. The Selecter went on to recruit vocalist Pauline Black and the band recorded a number of hits in the 2 Tone heyday including Three Minute Hero, On My Radio and Missing Words. They split in 1982, only to reform in 1991. However, Davies left again a couple of years later and today there are in effecttwoTheSelecters, onewithPaulineBlack,theotherwithNeolatthehelm.

“We never trademarked the name; what she does is up to her,” says Neol diplomatically. Whatever the legal machinations there may be, The Selecter is primarily Davies’ baby, and since he decided to take up the name again, he’s been working hard on creating a new vision for the band. “I never stopped writing songs,” he says, “and I tried many different things, but this is a new version of the band, rather than a reformation. This is a fresh take on old classics, with some some new songs in there, too.

“All the musicians are new. I’ve got three trombone players – the original band never had brass at all on stage – the t-bone is my favourite instrument.

I love players such as Don Drummond and Rico Rodriquez.”

This new, revitalised version of the band, with vocalist John Gibbons, played their first gig only last July, and there have only been sporadic gigs since then, with up and coming dates including a main stage appearance at Bestival in September.

So, ska is in his blood? “I guess it is; I’m forever indebted to Desmond Brown (original The Selecter keyboardist), who taught me how to play the rhythm properly back in ’72 and ‘73. In any case, I couldn’t do a Spinal Tap – you know, suddenly going all jazz or folk on you. It wouldn’t be right!

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COMEDY: EDINBURGH PREVIEW – SCOTT CAPURRO: WHERE ARE THE JOCKS? With a title ready to inflame this show’s ultimate destination in Scotland, the blistering tongue and barbed jabs of Scott Capurro cover the death of his mother, and the subsequent piercing loss of his best friend and drug dealer. A show not for the easily offended.

Caroline Of Brunswick, Thurs 16 Jun, 8pm, £8

COMEDY: DYLAN MORAN: YEAH, YEAH The grumbling Irishman and star of TV’s Black Books brings his latest ramshackle laughfest to the city

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ighteen years ago a bedraggled Irishman won a comedy competition called So You Think You’re Funny. Three years later he won the Perrier award. Two years on, he was on the telly in BBC2’s How Do You Want Me, winning Best Newcomer at the British Comedy Awards. Three years after that he had his own TV series with Channel Four called Black Books.

Dylan Moran is phenomenally good.

Now spending his time performing stand-up, acting in the odd film (Shaun Of The Dead, Run Fatboy Run, Notting Hill) and repeatedly being voted one of the best comics in various list TV shows, he is in his element.

With a brand new tour that kicked off in April, by the time it reaches us in Brighton it will be nearing its end with only a few more dates to go and Moran will be in full swing. It’s a great time to catch any top comic touring because they know the material backwards and not only deliver it with gusto on each punchline, but are quite happy to throw in tangents and distractions too, safe in the knowledge the show works well and is a stable backbone for any ‘nonsense’ that may occur to them to throw in.

The shows are nearly a month away, but tickets are selling fast and although there are two dates you’d be wise to book this one up far in advance. If you caught any of the three series of Black Books, you’ll be familiar with Moran’s dark, ridiculous humour, mixing the silly with the high brow with hilarious consequences. By the way, I do mean “hilarious”, as in “laugh so much your sides hurt and you need a lie down”, not the current apparent definition of the word so common with youth irony at the moment.

Promising to cover aging, religion, relationships and the general absurdity of life, barbs fall out of this ramshackle comic genius’s mouth as readily as the wine ran into his Black Books alter ego Bernard Black’s eager glass.

Dylan Moran: Yeah, Yeah, Sat 9 and Sun 10 July, Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 8pm, £23/20. follow me on twitter

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COMEDY: EDINBURGH PREVIEW – HUMPHREY KER IS DYMOCK WATSON: NAZI SMASHER! The tall one from award-winning sketch group The Penny Dreadfuls (as heard on BBC radio), and regular guest of BBC2’s improv show Fast And Loose, presents his debut solo show. Telling the tale of hilarious daring-dos from his grandfather’s time hunting the Hun. Upstairs At Three And Ten, Thurs 16 Jun, 8pm, £6/5

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COMEDY: EDINBURGH PREVIEW – AVA VIDAL: THE HARDEST WORD & PAUL F TAYLOR: THE PAULY SHOW An excellent double bill of Edinburgh previews, mixing Ava Vidal’s (as seen on Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow) stand-up ponderings with Paul F Taylor’s (tipped to be one of this year’s Edinburgh comedy gold finds) sitcom spoof.

Caroline Of Brunswick, Mon 20 Jun, 8pm & 9.30pm, £5 each/£8 for both

EVENTS: CIVIL PARTNERSHIPS: A HAPPY EVER AFTER FOR GAY EQUALITY? Withtheadventofcivilpartnerships, have all debates now been won when its comes to same-sex rights? This is the motion to be debated by the panel of experts and academics, including gay rights activist Peter Tatchell, campaigner Simon Fanshawe and Dr Ben Fincham (Sociology, University of Sussex) Weds 15 Jun, Pavilion Theatre, Brighton Dome, 8pm, £6/4 (includes one free drink) EVENTS: BRIGHTON JAPAN FESTIVAL Brighton Japan Festival is a city-wide celebration of Japanese culture, and is set to become the largest annual Japanese cultural festival in the UK. The aim is to bring both traditional and modern Japanese art and culture to Brighton, from taiko drumming and beautiful theatre based on the art of origami, to the subculture of Gothic Lolita fashion and cosplay.

From Sat 18 Jun to Sun 26 Jun, for times, prices and more information, visit www.brightonjapan.com EVENTS: MACMILLAN’S THE BIG MIX FESTIVAL With music, comedy, fashion, art and cabaret, this festival throws a mixture of things together, meaning there is something at this London summer day out for everybody to enjoy. With a variety of acts across Shoreditch venues, in aid of Macmillan Cancer Support, The Big Mix is going to be, well, big.

Sat 18 Jun, Shoreditch, London, visit www.thebigmix.co.uk for tickets, prices and more information

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ART: JAPANESE POSTERS FROM THE 1960S AND 1970S As part of the Brighton Japan Festival 2011, the University of Brighton Design Archives will be exhibiting a selection of rare posters from 1960s and 70s Japan.

Jubilee Library, Jubilee Square, Brighton, 01273 290800.

Until Sun 26 Jun

breakdown, sinking into an apparently incurable pit. Until he discovers a beaver puppet, that is, that becomes his unlikely saviour, allowing him to rediscover his family and restart his life, with extra eccentricity on the side.

Released Fri 17 Jun Showing at Odeon and Cineworld

ART: BRIGHTON BELLES Jerry Rulf’s Brighton Belles is an exhibition of 1950s-style pin-up beauties, all local sourced! Original paintings and prints are for sale.

She Said, Ship Street Gardens, 01273 777811. Until Sun 19 Jun FILM: THE BEAVER (TBC) Dir: Jodie Foster There’s been a fair amount said about this, chiefly connected to its star Mel Gibson’s activity off screen. It tells of a middle-aged family man having a depressive

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live metal night at the latest musicbar.

7pm £4/3

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art rockers who feature an expipette amongst their ranks! new album ‘david koresh superstar’ has just been released.

7.30pm £5/4

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popular english husband and wife duo who'll be performing at many festivals this summer including green man and cambridge folk festival. their easy going folkcountry flavours are winning plaudits across the board.

7.30pm £6

dj miss sasa+ hollowmoon + marianna harlotta miss sasa will be flying in especially from spain to perform a dj set, alongside the opera diva marianna harlotta, brighton band the hollow moon and much else besides for this one-off white mirror event. doors 7pm £5

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morgan o’kane + support irish singer songwriter who has toured and supported the likes of ronan keating, kevin costner and michael bolton.

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goodwin sands + hot feet + abi wade goodwin sands blend various acoustic instruments to create their own versatile sound. plus, blues'n' roll from hot feet and percussive/ cello atmospherics of abi wade.

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xcellent news as this crimefighting caper hits the big screen and marks another hopeful summer blockbuster. Ryan Reynolds, who has been off earning his acting stripes in the likes of Buried and proving he’s not just a pretty face since his last musclebound fight against evil in Blade 3, stars as the gifted and rather cocky test pilot taking centre stage. He’s a bit brash, a bit clever and comes to the attention of the Green Lantern Corps, a brotherhood of warriors sworn to keep intergalactic order, becoming the first human to join their ranks. Thus earning himself a rather nifty ring into the bargain bestowing upon him some awesome otherworldly powers, and The Green Lantern is born.

Obviously, where there’s good guys bad guys aren’t far behind. An enemy called Parallax threatens all of mankind and the brotherhood with its dastardly plans to unbalance universal power, so it’s up to our hero to overcome his earthly limitations and harness the power he now possesses.

Can he do it? Will the latest Marvel hero smash another box office record?

And will he get to kiss the lovely Blake Lively off Gossip Girl and exchange quips with a rather tellingly named Sinestro, played by professional Hollywood baddie Mark Strong? Take a guess.

Released Fri 17 Jun Showing at Odeon and Cineworld

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L7 TV Your weekly TV guide 814 – 20 JUNE

With Val Aviv

Telly Talk

HARIES {Mar 21–Apr 20}

If want to spend a lot of money, you will also need to earn a lot of money. Opportunities to both spend and make money are very much alive. An authority figure you respect will help you achieve your goals; grasp a grand vision as the full moon reveals even more potential.

With Victoria Nangle

HTAURUS {Apr 21–May 21}

If you wish for more action, expansion and opportunity, then here is the place and now is the time. The only negative side of such good fortune is too much of a good thing, so don’t overindulge. You have the ability to grasp difficult concepts and make things happen.

HGEMINI {May 22–June 21}

Your sparkle is back and you can steal the hearts of your fellow man without effort. Superficial connections become deeper if you want them to. The Full Moon highlights partners’ hidden feelings and is revealing of yours too.

HCANCER {June 22–July 22}

Needs in your diet or everyday routine become apparent so you should take better care of your overall health. While fantasies take you away from your obligations, things are soon to develop in the way that influences your mood for the better.

HLEO {July 23–Aug 22}

The Full Moon can potentially highlight a romance that until now could have been sizzling away behind closed doors. Your need to have fun and be creative is pronounced. Work opportunities you take now will later prove invaluable.

HVIRGO {Aug 23–Sep 22}

You’re enjoying a little more trust and responsibly on the work front; this is aided by your conversational prowess and honesty. You’re also looking your best. But there are issues within the home or family that are taking you away from all that; it’s crunch time.

HLIBRA {Sep 23–Oct 22}

Enjoying the lighter side of life will bring out the best in you.

While the temptation may be to get heavily and emotionally entangled in some domestic situation, being lighter to ‘pick up’ will bring more to your life, professionally and romantically.

HSCORPIO {Oct 23–Nov 21}

You value a strong emotional bond. But where do you draw the line between personal finances and joint ones? If there is any hidden resentment it may be better to get it out, before it becomes inflated. Meanwhile, romance can be more beautiful than ever.

HSAGITTARIUS {Nov 22–Dec 20}

Your values have taken a turn around this last year, the next aspect under the spotlight is your working environment. You would relish an opportunity to further your career prospects and broaden your horizons. What you wish can be.

HCAPRICORN {Dec 21–Jan 19}

Although you’ve been busy dealing with a heavy load, yu need to take more time out and stop trying to understand everything.

Trusting in the unknown will give your mind a rest and who knows, the world may just open up in magical ways.

HAQUARIUS {Jan 20–Feb 19}

If you have been eager to move into a larger residence, heavenly alignments are bringing you an extra helping of luck over the coming months. You’re also going to be having a great time as romantic impulses are at an all time high!

HPISCES {Feb 20–Mar 20}

You may enjoy time spent at home right now but you are duty bound in many ways. Your home is a hub of life and a lot can be achieved there. Future dreams will impact your finances now, but bring you independence later.

Val Aviv is the presenter for Brighton Lights on Latest TV www.thelatest.tv For more astrological insights and monthly horoscopes visit www.valaviv.com or for a personal astrological reading contact Val Aviv at: astrology@valaviv.com

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ith the flux of gritty, rounded detective shows that have been on TV recently, the world has become quite densely complicated, with every act having potentially lethal ramifications. It’s rather nice to step back into the simpler world of Agatha Christie, where the girls are fearless and silly, the boys dashing and a bit silly too, and kindly Jane Marple keeps an eye out from a wing-backed floral-patterned chair in the corner of the drawing room.

Christie’s actual books are notorious for having incredibly two-dimensional characters. Written to appeal to the masses, something to pick up at a train station for the lengthy journey (it would have taken two hours to travel from London to Brighton way back when), it makes you wonder if this means that in the 2060s the nostalgic thrillers will be filming another installment of a Jeffrey Archer novel, harking back to the simpler times of Rafe Spall is another the ’70s and ’80s.

“Christie does take familiar face, last seen in Surely not. Christie does Shadow Line as the take simple characters, but simple characters, but The unhinged son of a gangster, then shrouds them in a taking up the mantle of jigsaw puzzle of a plot then shrouds them in a here waiting to be unravelled. Her bon viveur. He cuts quite a stories pique curiosity, and, jigsaw puzzle of a plot” dashing figure, while at the although set in magnificent same time looking houses are never voyeuristic uncannily like a slimmed of this lifestyle. They’re equally likely to be stirring down version of his dad, Timothy Spall. Auf the peace of a sleepy backwater village. Dashing Wiedersehen, sweet cheeks. and dastardly people live everywhere.

The one who struck me the most, however, was Another attraction to these feature-length Samantha Bond. Forever in my mind associated stories is the all-star cast they attract. Featuring with Miss Moneypenny (harbouring lustful Sean Biggerstaff (recognise him as the Quidditch thoughts for Pierce Brosnan on Bond duties), she captain in Harry Potter? Me neither), Georgia repeatedly shows there’s more than just a pretty Moffett, Rik Mayall, Richard Briers, Samantha face here as the weak-minded lady of the house.

Bond, Rafe Spall, Warren Clarke and Mark Williams, The keener eyed of you may have noticed a these are fun characters to play around with. Rik sense of deja vu, and, yes, this has been shown Mayall is hardly recognisable early on as the before on our screens. But it’s still a good example composed doctor, with none of the usual wildness of the strengths of a wonderfully created Christie Mayall excels at. It soon becomes clear, though, tale. They stand stronger with every retelling, as that by internalising all of that excess he’s the basic stories are just so much fun. No grizzly actually even darker than he would be ranting and autopsy photos, double-dealing coppers or throwing things around. Christie offers a great political ramifications. Just a great whodunnit. playground for trying out new directions like this, Agatha Christie’s Marple:Why Didn’tThey Ask as the characters really aren’t that demanding to Evans?ITV1, Wednesday 15 June start with, giving the actors and director plenty of follow me on twitter latestvicky scope to put their own twist on things.

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tuesday 14 EastEnders BBC1, 7.30pm There’s no smoke without a Janine, who is left reeling from the events of the previous night, but Pat smells a rat and questions Janine’s involvement.

Fat Boy fights for Mercy at the immigration court, Carol finally admits she needs Eddie’s help and Christian frets about growing older. Poor old lad.

Jamie’s Food Revolution Hits Hollywood Channel 4, 10pm This is one Cockney crusader who doesn’t give up. As Jamie has been banned from filming in the city’s schools, he decides to speak at a conference for school food administrators before setting up a kitchen across the street from West Adams High School.

Go on Jamie, up the revolution!

Agatha Christie’s Poirot ITV3, 7.55pm When the Belgian detective receives a yellow iris through the post, he recalls a murder he witnessed two years earlier in Buenos Aires. After a little investigation and moustache stroking, subsequent events suggest that a similar crime could happen again. See, there are worse things than a gas bill.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Crimewatch Roadshow 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Real Rescues 11.45 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Royal Ascot 3.20 BBC News 3.25 What’s New Scooby-Doo? 3.45 Wingin’ It 4.05 Sadie J 4.30 Blue Peter 5.00 Newsround 5.15 The Weakest Link

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show Stories that matter from across the country.

7.30 EastEnders See highlights.

8.00 Holby City With the future of Plastics looking brighter than CT, Jac sets about trying to secure a consultant’s position at Holby.

9.00 Luther Luther returns to work to face a surreal and nightmarish case of a masked murderer determined to enter into folklore.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Lock Up Sgt Goode faces a noisy nine-hour battle of wills with a youngster who refuses to give up his name and he brings relief to a squaddie who is told to put a cork in it while he’s breathalysed.

11.05 The Scheme Documentary series following six different families all living in a large housing scheme in Kilmarnock.

11.55 FILM: The Getaway (1994) Starring Alec Baldwin, Kim Basinger, Michael Madsen, James Woods, David Morse, Jennifer Tilly, James Stephens, Richard Farnsworth, Philip Hoffman and Burton Gilliam. Remake.

1.45am Weatherview 1.50 Sign Zone: The Animal’s Guide To Britain 2.50 The Country House Revealed 3.50 Great British Railway Journeys 4.20 BBC News

BBC2

6.00 – 8.30 Children’s television 8.30 Show Me Show Me 8.55 Bob The Builder: Project Build It 9.05 The Koala Brothers 9.15 Guess With Jess 9.30 Nina And The Neurons: In The Lab 9.45 Chuggington: Badge Quest 9.50 Big Cook Little Cook 10.10 Little Charley Bear 10.20 ZingZillas 10.45 Waybuloo 11.05 In The Night Garden 11.35 The Pink Panther Show 12.00pm The Daily Politics 12.30 GMT With George Alagiah 1.00 FILM: Gunga Din (1939) 2.50 Animal 24:7 3.20 Royal Ascot 5.15 Cash In The Celebrity Attic 6.00 Eggheads If they came to a draw would they have eggstra time?

6.30 Britain’s Empty Homes Series revealing the potential that vacant properties can offer potential buyers.

7.00 The Invasion Of Lampedusa: This World International investigative documentary series.

8.00 Springwatch 2011 Liz Bonnin is getting to grips with a family of foxes at a landfill site in Essex.

9.00 The Country House Revealed Dan Cruickshank visits Marshcourt, one of the most extraordinary buildings in Britain - a white chalk Lutyens masterpiece, possibly his greatest, perched above the flowing waters of the River Test.

10.00 Lead Balloon Rick’s going from strength to strength in his new job as a presenter on the Bargain Channel, but he’s not best pleased when Marty takes a shine to his co-presenter, Donna.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Jeremy Paxman.

11.20 James May’s Toy Stories James May sets out to show what is possible with old-fashioned toys by using them on a scale never seen before.

12.20am BBC News

ITV1

6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 60 Minute Makeover 3.00 Secret Dealers 4.00 Midsomer Murders

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Cain has a proposition for Cameron. Aaron is angered by Ashley’s decision. Mia starts to wonder if Ella is up to something.

7.30 Animal Kingdom At the Erindi Game Reserve in Namibia’s central highlands, British vet Steve Leonard helps out with a breeding programme for the Painted Dog – one of Africa’s most endangered species.

8.00 Countrywise Paul climbs to the top of the spectacular Malham Cove, historian Bettany Hughes goes in search of the legend of Dracula and chef Mike Robinson cooks up a black pudding dish fit for a vampire.

9.00 Baby Hospital Part of the Extraordinary Families Season. New documentary series following patients and staff at the neonatal unit at Liverpool Women’s Hospital.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 FILM: The Game (1997) Starring Michael Douglas, Sean Penn, Deborah Kara Unger, Peter Donat, Carroll Baker and James Rebhorn.

Taut thriller.

12.55am The Zone ITV1’s place to shop and play.

3.00 Crossing Jordan 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

Channel 4

6.05am The Treacle People 6.15 The Hoobs 6.40 The Hoobs 7.05 Freshly Squeezed 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Frasier 8.30 Frasier 8.55 Friends 9.25 Accidentally On Purpose 9.55 Location, Location, Location 10.55 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Kirstie’s Homemade Home 1.05 River Cottage Bites 1.10 FILM: The Riddle Of The Sands (1979) 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons Fearing that Homer has lost the plot, Marge has him committed to a mental hospital.

6.30 Hollyoaks The engagement party is in full swing when Letitia appears and steals Mitzeee’s thunder.

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv Religious issues.

8.00 4 Rooms A seven-foot stuffed turtle, some erotic photos, Sean Connery’s James Bond suit and a collection of hats by Vivienne Westwood are amongst the cherished items featured here.

9.00 The Fairy Jobmother Hayley visits Hartlepool.

10.00 Jamie’s Food Revolution Hits Hollywood See highlights.

11.05 Sri Lanka’s Killing Fields Utilising disturbing footage and eyewitness testimonies, Jon Snow reflects on the final weeks of the quarter-century-long civil war between the Sri Lankan government and rebel group the Tamil Tigers.

12.10am PokerStars.com European Poker Tour Coverage of the Tour from Berlin.

1.05 Mobil 1 The Grid 1.35 Ginetta Challenge 2011 2.00 FIM Superbike World Championship 2.25 KOTV Boxing Weekly 2.50 Ironman UK 3.45 Catching The Impossible 4.35 The Best Of Scrapheap Challenge 5.30 Grudge Match 5.40 Wogan’s Perfect Recall

Channel Five

6.00 – 8.20am Children’s television 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.30 Roary The Racing Car 8.40 Hana’s Helpline 8.50 The WotWots 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.05 The Hotel Inspector 12.05pm Meals In Moments 12.15 5 News Lunchtime 12.20 Law And Order 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 The Vanessa Show 3.05 The Family Recipe 3.10 FILM: Mary And Tim (1996) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours

6.00 Home And Away One of Romeo’s conquests, Emily, breaks the news to him that she has an STI. 6.25 OK! TV Celebrity gossip, big name interviews and features.

7.00 5 News At 7 7.30 Zoo Days Baby elephant Jambo arrives at his new home - a state-ofthe-art zoo in Spain.

8.00 Supersize Grime Documentary series revealing Britain’s biggest and dirtiest clean-up jobs.

9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation A feverish night in Las Vegas results in multiple homicides, including one dead man found with a polaroid of yet another dead body.

10.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation The CSIs investigate the murder of a wealthy lawyer who was killed at her son’s wedding.

11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation When a leg surfaces in a lake, Grissom finds himself investigating a murder that might involve adultery.

11.55 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation The entire team focus on the grisly mass murder of a suburban family, butchered with a kitchen knife.

12.55am SuperCasino Visit www.SuperCasino.com.

4.00 The Family Recipe 4.05 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (x2) 5.00 County Secrets 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 House Doctor

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 The Sky Sports Years 10.00 Elite League Speedway 12.00pm Twenty20 Cricket 2.00 The Sky Sports Years 3.00 Elite League Speedway 4.55 LIVE Football: UEFA Under-21 Championship 7.00 LIVE Football: UEFA Under-21 Championship 10.00 The Sky Sports Years 11.00 Time Of Our Lives 12.00am Football: UEFA Under-21 Championship 2.00 The Sky Sports Years 3.00 Football’s Greatest 3.30 Football: UEFA Under-21 Championship 5.30 Football Asia

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Kings Of The Surf 7.00 WWE: Afterburn 8.00 Golf: US Open Official Film 9.00 European Tour Golf 10.00 PGA Tour Golf 11.00 Shell’s Wonderful World Of Golf 12.30pm PGA Tour Classic 1.30 Golf: US Open Official Film 2.30 Football’s Greatest 3.00 Cricket: Friends Life T20 5.00 NASCAR 6.00 Golf: US Open Official Film 7.00 LIVE: Live Cricket: Friends Life T20 10.30 Poker 12.30am Cricket: Friends Life T20 2.30 Cycling Sports World 3.00 Cycling 3.30 Close

Sky Sports 3 7.00am Cricket: Friends Life T20 9.00 Royal Ascot Preview 10.00 NASCAR 11.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm NASCAR 1.00 International Bowls 3.00 WWE: Smackdown 5.00 Live Rugby Union: World Junior Champs 7.00 LIVE Rugby Union: World Junior Champs 9.00 International Bowls 11.00 Golf: US Open Official Film 12.00am Sports Unlimited 1.00 Rugby Union: World Junior Champs 3.00 Rugby Union: World Junior Champs 5.00 Close

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12.00pm Stargate Atlantis (x2) 2.00 Verminators 3.00 UK Border Force 4.00 Oops TV 4.30 Futurama 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama 6.00 The Middle 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Road Wars 9.00 FILM: Forrest Gump (1994) 11.45 Night Cops 12.45am Fringe 1.45 Night Cops 2.30 Stargate Atlantis (x2) 4.00 Airline (x2)

7.00pm Total Wipeout 8.00 The World’s Strictest Parents 9.00 Our War: 10 Years In Afghanistan 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Angry Boys (x2) 11.30 Family Guy (x2) 12.15am Our War: 10 Years In Afghanistan 1.15 Kill It, Cut It, Use It 2.15 Angry Boys (x2) 3.15 The World’s Strictest Parents 4.15 Kill It, Cut It, Use It

7.00pm News 7.30 BBC Cardiff Singer Of The World 2011 9.00 Botany: A Blooming History 10.00 The Great Estate: The Rise And Fall Of The Council House 11.00 Wellington Bomber 12.00am Botany: A Blooming History 1.00 BBC Cardiff Singer Of The World 2011 2.30 The Great Estate

12.00pm Coronation Street (x2) 1.00 Emmerdale 1.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.40 The Real Housewives Of Orange County 4.40 Loose Women 5.40 Judge Judy (x2) 6.45 Take Me Out 8.00 Peter Andre: The Next Chapter 9.00 America’s Got Talent: Auditions 11.00 FILM: Gladiator (2000) 1.55am Emmerdale

1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 Monarch Of The Glen 3.00 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman 4.00 Daily Cooks Challenge 5.00 Goodnight Sweetheart 5.40 Heartbeat 6.45 Monarch Of The Glen 7.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot See highlights 9.00 Whitechapel 10.00 Taggart 11.00 Hornblower 1.05am Numb3rs 1.50 Drama Trails

12.15pm Privileged 1.10 Smallville 2.05 Hollyoaks 2.35 Gilmore Girls 3.30 Ugly Betty 4.25 Friends (x3) 6.00 My Name Is Earl (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends (x3) 9.00 Smallville 10.00 The Cleveland Show 10.30 The Ricky Gervais Show (x2) 11.30 Bob’s Burgers 12.00am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

2.35pm Come Dine With Me 3.05 The Coach Trip 3.40 Location, Location, Location (x2) 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.45 Relocation, Relocation 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Come Dine With Me 10.00 True Stories: The Pipe 11.55 Come Dine With Me 1.00am True Stories

11.00am The Gunfighter (1950) 12.40pm Monte Carlo Or Bust (1969) 3.05 Hell And High Water (1954) 5.05 Heaven Knows, Mr Allison (1957) 7.10 Cheaper

By The Dozen (2003) 9.00 Bulletproof Monk (2003) 11.05 Nil By Mouth (1997) 1.30am The Warlords (2007) 3.40 X-Men: First Class Special 3.50 Close

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wednesday 15 Waterloo Road BBC1, 7.30pm Ooh, it’s a grim time in Waterloo Road. It’s the day of Sambuca’s memorial service, and everyone struggles with their grief. Vicki discovers she is preggers with Aiden’s child, and leaves Aiden reeling – just as Jess drops a bombshell of her own. Whatever happened to inky shooters and the odd whoopy cushion?

Agatha Christie’s Marple ITV1, 8pm Bored Bobby Attfield enlists the help of beautiful socialite Frankie Derwent and family friend Miss Marple to solve the riddle of a dying man’s enigmatic last words.

The setting is Castle Savage, a hotbed of stifled emotion and poisonous deceit. But lo! Miss Marple will unravel the puzzle.

See Telly Talk, p24.

Young, Rich And House Hunting BBC3, 11.50pm Glam businesswoman Sally, 27, and 25-year-old model Kim are buying an £800,000 apartment. 23 and 24-year-old couple Matt and Louise are spending £345,000 on their first love nest, and driven 21-year-old Amelia has 500,000 grand to spend on her first property. Watch and weep.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Crimewatch Roadshow 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Real Rescues 11.45 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Royal Ascot 3.20 BBC News 3.25 What’s New Scooby-Doo? 3.45 Wingin’ It 4.05 Dani’s House 4.30 Little Howard’s Big Question 5.00 Newsround 5.15 The Weakest Link

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show Stories that matter from across the country.

7.30 Waterloo Road See highlights.

8.30 In With The Flynns Liam catches Chloe snogging the lad from next door and reacts badly, throwing a milkshake at them.

9.00 The Apprentice Lord Sugar summons the teams to Fleet Street, where he informs the candidates they will be creating and publishing a free magazine.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The National Lottery Wednesday Night Draws The National Lottery Wednesday night draws presented by Scott Mills, including Lotto and Thunderball draws.

10.45 Not Going Out A new neighbour moves in upstairs, and his constant noise drives Lucy to distraction.

11.15 FILM: Final Analysis (1992) Starring Richard Gere, Kim Basinger, Uma Thurman, Eric Roberts, Keith David, Paul Guilfoyle, Robert Harper, Agustin Rodriguez, Rita Zohar, George Murdock, Shirley Prestia and Tony Genaro. Slow-building tense thriller.

1.10am Weatherview 1.15 Sign Zone: See Hear 1.45 Country Tracks 2.45 The British At Work 3.45 BBC News

BBC2

6.00 – 8.30am Children’s television 8.30 Show Me Show Me 8.55 Bob The Builder: Project Build It 9.05 The Koala Brothers 9.15 Guess With Jess 9.30 Nina And The Neurons: In The Lab 9.45 Chuggington: Badge Quest 9.50 Big Cook Little Cook 10.10 Little Charley Bear 10.15 ZingZillas 10.40 Waybuloo 11.00 In The Night Garden 11.30 The Daily Politics 1.00pm See Hear 1.30 Coast 1.40 FILM: Bringing Up Baby (1938) 3.20 Royal Ascot 5.15 Cash In The Celebrity Attic 6.00 Eggheads British-laid quiz.

6.30 Britain’s Empty Homes Series revealing the potential that vacant properties can offer potential buyers.

7.00 Escape To The Country Nicki Chapman meets a couple who can’t wait to leave suburbia behind and trade it in for cosy country living in Kent.

7.30 Springwatch 2011 In Essex, Liz Bonnin reveals more of the wildlife of a landfill site – including badgers and foxes. Chris and Martin are in Newcastle to reveal the wild side of the city.

8.30 Springwatch Unsprung Springwatch Unsprung continues with more audience-led informal discussion and debate.

9.00 Wonderland: The Kids Who Play With Fire Approaching half of deliberately set fires in Britain are started by children and teenagers.

And fire services are running more and more intervention schemes for thousands of young people every year. This film follows three of them.

10.00 The Apprentice: You’re Fired Who’s fired?

10.30 Newsnight With Jeremy Paxman.

11.20 Portillo On Salmond Michael Portillo goes on the campaign trail with SNP leader Alex Salmond as he attemps to make history by becoming First Minister for a second term.

12.20am BBC News

ITV1

6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 60 Minute Makeover 3.00 Secret Dealers 4.00 Midsomer Murders

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Will Charity be caught red-handed? Rhona is struck

by Chas and Paddy’s closeness.

7.30 Poms In Paradise Paramedic Jane makes a splash as she takes on the might of the Aussie swimmers and shop owners Tracie and Neil cannot give up their English sporting obsession.

8.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple See highlights.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 Fisherman’s Friends Documentary telling the story of ten close friends who grew up in the same remote north Cornwall village and who have been singing sea shanties as a hobby for over 20 years.

After being spotted singing on the quayside of the fishing village where they live and work, The Fisherman’s Friends were signed up for a big recording contract. But as their fame grows, they often find themselves travelling hundreds of miles a day. As the tour intensifies with more dates, the band face a crisis which could affect their future – and friendship.

11.35 Baby Hospital Part of the Extraordinary Families Season.

12.35am The Zone ITV1’s place to shop and play.

2.35 FILM: The Hindenburg (1975) 4.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

Channel 4

6.10am Sali Mali 6.15 The Hoobs 6.40 The Hoobs 7.05 Freshly Squeezed 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Frasier 8.25 Frasier 8.55 Friends 9.25 Accidentally On Purpose 9.55 Location, Location, Location 10.55 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Superscrimpers: Waste Not Want Not 12.35 River Cottage Bites 12.45 River Cottage Bites 12.55 FILM: Pimpernel Smith (1941) 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons When Springfield Elementary installs new vending machines, it is not long before an enormous Bart is off to fat camp.

6.30 Hollyoaks Mercedes is reeling from the outcome of the party.

7.00 Channel 4 News Including sport and weather.

7.55 4thought.tv Ethical issues.

8.00 Embarrassing Bodies: Live From The Clinic The doctors take a look at IVF and are joined by a specialist in men’s health.

9.00 24 Hours In A&E Sister Jen’s nightshift begins with 35-year-old stabbing victim, Colin Richards.

10.00 Desperate Housewives Susan discovers that Felicia has been released from prison.

11.05 The Big Bang Theory When Sheldon bans Penny from the apartment, she decides to retaliate.

11.35 The Big Bang Theory Wolowitz has a major crush on a girl, but she falls for Leonard.

12.00am MUSIC ON 4: Live From Abbey Road With Noah And The Whale. 12.45 MUSIC ON 4: Friendly Fires: Video Exclusive 12.50 MUSIC ON 4: The Album Chart Show 1.05 MUSIC ON 4: Barclaycard Mercury Prize Sessions 1.20 FILM: S1m0ne (2001) 3.20 New Love 3.45 Hill Street Blues 4.35 Wogan’s Perfect Recall 5.00 Countdown 5.45 Yo Gabba Gabba

Channel Five

6.00 – 8.20am Children’s television 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.30 Roary The Racing Car 8.40 Hana’s Helpline 8.50 The WotWots 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.05 The Hotel Inspector 12.05pm Meals In Moments 12.15 5 News Lunchtime 12.20 Law And Order 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 The Vanessa Show 3.05 Chinese Food In Minutes 3.20 FILM: McBride: Anybody Here Murder Marty? (2005) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away April attempts to track down Liam as she struggles to deal with her sister’s break-up.

6.25 OK! TV Celebrity gossip, big name interviews and features.

7.00 5 News At 7 7.30 Pawn Stars The pawn stars get tempted by a 1979 KISS pinball machine.

8.00 Giant Animal Moves Wildlife documentary series.

9.00 NCIS When a colleague’s murder sends shockwaves through the team, Gibbs uncovers a surprising link to the crime.

10.00 Law And Order: Criminal Intent Logan and Wheeler probe the murder of a police recruit.

11.00 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit The discovery of a woman’s dismembered head leads detectives to a black market trade in body parts and organs.

11.55 Poker: Aussie Millions Coverage of the richest poker tournament in the Southern Hemisphere, from Melbourne’s Crown Casino.

12.55am SuperCasino Visit www.SuperCasino.com.

4.00 Meals In Moments 4.10 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (x2) 4.55 Rough Guide To Beaches 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 House Doctor

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 The Sky Sports Years 10.00 Football Asia 10.30 Live Rugby League: State Of Origin 1.30pm UEFA Under-21 Championship 3.30 Football Asia 4.00 The Sky Sports Years 4.55 LIVE UEFA Under-21 Championship 7.00 LIVE UEFA Under21 Championship 10.00 The Sky Sports Years 11.00 Time Of Our Lives 12.00am UEFA Under-21 Championship 2.00 Futbol Mundial 2.30 Boots ‘n’ All 3.30 UEFA Under-21 Championship 5.30 Futbol Mundial

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics 6.30 Kings Of The Surf 7.00 WWE: Vintage Collection 8.00 Golf: US Open Official Film 9.00 Motor Sport 10.00 International Football 12.00pm Cricket: Friends Life T20 2.00 Golf: US Open Official Film 3.00 Golf: PGA EuroPro Tour 5.00 Champions Tour Golf 6.00 Golf: US Open Official Film 2010 7.00 LIVE Cricket: Friends Life T20 10.30 Rugby League: State Of Origin 11.30 Boots ‘n’ All 12.30am Cricket: Friends Life T20 2.30 NFL - Total Access 3.30 International Volleyball 5.30 Close

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Cycling Sports World 6.30 Cycling 7.00 Cricket: Friends Life T20 9.00 Royal Ascot Preview 10.00 Cycling Sports World 10.30 Cycling 11.00 Aerobics 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Rugby Union: World Junior Champs 2.00 Rugby Union: World Junior Champs 4.00 WWE: Afterburn 5.00 Rugby League: State Of Origin 6.00 Boots ‘n’ All 7.00 Inside The PGA Tour 7.30 European Tour Weekly 8.00 Rugby League: State Of Origin 9.00 Boots ‘n’ All 10.00 Cage Fighter 10.30 Trans World Sport 11.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 12.00am Golf: US Open Official Film 2010 1.00 Watersports World 2.00 Poker 4.00 Inside The PGA Tour 4.30 European Tour Weekly 5.00 Golf: US Open Official Film 2010

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12.00pm Stargate Atlantis (x2) 2.00 Verminators 3.00 UK Border Force 4.00 Oops TV 4.30 Futurama 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama 6.00 The Middle 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Emergency With Angela Griffin 9.00 Brit Cops: Zero Tolerance 10.00 Fringe 11.00 The Chicago Code 12.00am Brit Cops

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Great Movie Mistakes 2: The Sequel 9.00 FILM: V For Vendetta (2005) 11.05 Family Guy (x2) 11.50 Young, Rich And House Hunting See highlights 12.20am Tourism And The Truth: Stacey Dooley Investigates Kenya 1.20 American Dad! (x7)

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 BBC Cardiff Singer Of The World 2011 9.00 Apples: British To The Core 10.00 Nurse Jackie 10.30 In Search Of The Perfect Loaf 11.30 Wallander 12.55am BBC Cardiff Singer Of The World 2011 2.25 Apples: British To The Core 3.25 In Search Of The Perfect Loaf

1.30pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.40 The Real Housewives Of Orange County 4.40 Loose Women 5.40 Judge Judy (x2) 6.30 Penn & Teller: Fool Us 8.00 America’s Got Talent: Auditions (x2) 10.00 FILM: I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry (2007) 12.20am Kelly Osbourne Uncut: Piers Morgan’s Life Stories

1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 Monarch Of The Glen 3.10 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman 4.05 Daily Cooks Challenge 5.10 Goodnight Sweetheart 5.50 Heartbeat 6.50 Monarch Of The Glen 8.00 Mr Bean (x2) 9.00 When Piers Met Sir Cliff 10.00 A Touch Of Frost 12.05am Agatha Christie’s Poirot 1.05 Life 1.50 Film File

12.20pm Privileged 1.15 Smallville 2.05 Hollyoaks 2.35 Gilmore Girls 3.30 Ugly Betty 4.30 Friends (x3) 6.00 My Name Is Earl (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends (x3) 9.00 FILM: AVP: Alien vs Predator (2004) 10.50 Rude Tube: Total Stunts 11.50 My Name Is Earl (x2) 12.50am David Blaine: What Is Magic? 1.40 Ugly Betty

1.35pm Deal Or No Deal 2.35 Come Dine With Me 3.05 The Coach Trip 3.40 Location, Location, Location (x2) 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.45 Relocation, Relocation 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Time Team 10.00 FILM: The Escapist (2008) 12.00am Time Team

11.00am Bigger Than Life (1956) 12.50pm The One That Got Away (1958) 3.00 Anastasia (1956) 5.05 Northfork (2003) 7.10 Cheaper By The Dozen (2003) 9.00 Hot Rod (2007) 10.45 The Foot Fist Way (2006) 12.25am Heaven And Earth (1993) 3.10 XMen: First Class Special 3.20 Close

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Discover Brighton’s hottest club night White Mink and see Billie Rae add some fiery burlesque glamour to the electro swing. www.thelatest.tv

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thursday 16 The Choir That Rocks ITV1, 9pm New docu series about Rock Choir – the biggest amateur choir in the country. Tonight, choir leaders Stef and Nic start new groups in Yorkshire – but is Yorkshire ready? And founder Caroline Redman-Lusher calls on her Farnham troops to help recruit new members. Will they be left singing for their supper?

The Sex Researchers Channel 4, 10pm This documentary takes a butchers into modern sex research and the scientists who have been peeking beneath the sheets for more than 100 years.

Tonight the researchers try to understand the opposite sex. Do we notice the difference in our brains or in our loins? And are we really that different? Hope so.

Kids Behind Bars BBC3, 9pm Series which tells the stories of Britain’s youngest criminals by following the lives of inmates at a secure unit for children for a year. This film follows three of the youngest boys in Vinney Green, who started getting into serious trouble when they were just nine years old. Are the kids there for punishment or reform?

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Crimewatch Roadshow 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Real Rescues 11.45 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Royal Ascot 3.20 BBC News 3.25 Copycats 4.05 Project Parent 4.30 Horrible Histories 5.00 Newsround 5.15 The Weakest Link

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show Stories that matter from across the country.

7.30 EastEnders Tanya is forced to take drastic action when an intoxicated Rainie wreaks havoc in her home. Janine is horrified to be hauled in for questioning about Lydia’s death - but who called the police?

8.00 Andrew Marr’s Megacities Documentary series looking at some of the world’s biggest cities.

9.00 Breaking Into Britain Evan Davis uncovers the truth behind the economic migrants who cross continents to try to illegally enter Britain. In a ground-breaking special edition of Panorama, two reporters set out to follow the journeys that these migrants take along the most dangerous routes to the UK. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Question Time David Dimbleby chairs the topical debates in front of an invited studio audience.

11.35 This Week A political review of the week.

12.20am Holiday Weatherview Detailed weather forecast.

12.25 Sign Zone: Can You Trust Your Bank? – Panorama 12.55 Sign Zone: Antiques Roadshow 1.55 Britain’s Next Big Thing 2.55 Love Me, Love My Face 3.55 BBC News

BBC2

6.00 – 9.05am Children’s television 9.05 The Koala Brothers 9.15 Guess With Jess 9.30 Nina And The Neurons: In The Lab 9.45 Chuggington: Badge Quest 9.50 Big Cook Little Cook 10.10 Little Charley Bear 10.20 ZingZillas 10.45 Waybuloo 11.05 In The Night Garden 11.35 The Pink Panther Show 12.00pm The Daily Politics 12.30 GMT With George Alagiah 1.00 FILM: Holiday (1938) 2.35 Animal 24:7 3.20 Royal Ascot 5.15 Cash In The Celebrity Attic

6.00 Eggheads These eggies are cheaper by the dozen.

6.30 Britain’s Empty Homes Series revealing the potential that vacant properties can offer potential buyers.

7.00 The Royal Academy Summer Exhibition 2011: A Culture Show Special Alastair Sooke presents this Culture Show special from the 243rd Summer Exhibition at the Royal Academy of Arts.

8.00 Springwatch 2011 The marathon live wildlife event reaches its climax – what will have happened to the UK’s favourite animal stars?

Find out with the final live updates.

9.00 The Shadow Line Bede desperately tries to complete the final drug deal as his wife’s condition deteriorates rapidly, while Gabriel is inexorably drawn to a shocking confrontation with Gatehouse.

10.00 Mock The Week Dara O Briain and the team dissect another week’s headlines with guests Chris Addison, Ed Byrne, Micky Flanagan and Diane Morgan.

10.30 Newsnight With Kirsty Wark.

11.20 The Royal Academy Summer Exhibition 2011: A Culture Show Special Repeat of earlier show.

12.20am BBC News

ITV1

6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 60 Minute Makeover 3.00 Secret Dealers 4.00 Midsomer Murders

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Jai and Charity remain at odds following her deception. Mia’s suspicions about Ella grow. Jimmy is frustrated that Nicola cannot put Angelica first.

7.30 Maternity In Crisis: Tonight Julie Etchingham investigates the standards of care in Britain‘s maternity wards.

8.00 Emmerdale Chas has a proposition for Aaron. Victoria is unimpressed when Amy admits that she lied about David.

8.30 Coronation Street Steve’s bombshell leaves Tracy reeling. Will Tommy and Tina’s date end in disaster? A new arrival at the Rovers causes a stir on the Street.

9.00 The Choir That Rocks See highlights.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories: Dannii Minogue Dannii Minogue talks openly about helping her sister Kylie battle cancer, her love life and what it is really like being a judge on Britain’s most talked-about show.

11.35 The Last Word A look at some of the big stories in the region with MPs and other prominent figures.

12.05am Grimefighters Narrated by John Sergeant. 12.30 The Zone 2.35 Maternity In Crisis: Tonight 3.00 ITV Nightscreen 4.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show 5.30 ITV Morning News

Channel 4

6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Freshly Squeezed 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Frasier 8.25 Frasier 8.55 Friends 9.25 Back To You 9.55 Location, Location, Location 10.55 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Kirstie’s Homemade Home 1.05 Dreams Of A Dinner Lady 1.10 FILM: The Fighting Seabees (1944) 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me

6.00 The Simpsons American Idol winner Fantasia guest stars as Lisa’s rival in a singing competition.

6.30 Hollyoaks Jacqui is furious with Mercedes for her stupidity and insists she tell Riley the whole truth.

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv Ethical issues.

8.00 Help! My House Is Falling Down Sarah Beeny heads to Cheshire, where the Murphy family are having a problem with their chocolate box cottage.

9.00 Born To Be Different Candid documentary series exploring the pressures of living day-to-day with a disability, following six youngsters and their families from childbirth.

10.00 The Sex Researchers See highlights.

11.05 The Secret Millionaire 29-year-old Simrin Choudhrie is descended from Indian royalty and heiress to a multi-million pound fortune. Seven months pregnant, she visits Burngreave in Sheffield.

12.10am The Vue Film Show Edith Bowman presents a series looking at the week’s biggest movie releases.

12.40 New Look Style The Nation 1.05 The Crush With KFC Krushems 2.00 The Model Agency 2.55 Strange Little Girls 3.15 Unreported World 3.45 The Thief Catchers: Dispatches 4.35 Hill Street Blues 5.25 Countdown

Channel Five

6.00 – 8.20am Children’s television 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.30 Roary The Racing Car 8.40 Hana’s Helpline 8.50 The WotWots 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.05 Extreme Fishing With Robson Green: At The Ends Of The Earth 12.05pm Meals In Moments 12.15 5 News Lunchtime 12.20 Law And Order 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 The Vanessa Show 3.05 Chinese Food In Minutes 3.15 FILM: More Than Meets The Eye: The Joan Brock Story (2003) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away In the mistaken belief that they are in danger, John and Xavier mount a rescue mission to retrieve Gina and Vanessa from their camping trip in the national park.

6.25 OK! TV Celebrity gossip, big name interviews and features.

6.55 5 News At 7 7.00 Cricket: England v Sri Lanka Test Series Highlights of the first day of the third Test against Sri Lanka from the Rose Bowl in Hampshire.

8.00 Emergency Bikers The paramedics race to the scene of a stabbing, and Essex police meet a smooth-talking offender.

9.00 Extreme Fishing With Robson Green: At The Ends Of The Earth Documentary profiling the hottest fishing destinations around the globe.

10.00 FILM: The Corruptor (1999) Starring Chow Yun-Fat, Mark Wahlberg, Ric Young and Paul BenVictor. All-action thriller about a New York cop whose task of keeping the peace in the city’s turbulent Chinatown becomes increasingly difficult when a violent war breaks out between the Triads and their rivals.

12.10am SCXTRA Featuring news from the casino world.

12.40 SuperCasino 4.00 Meals In Moments 4.10 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (x2) 4.55 Rough Guide To Cities 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 House Doctor

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 The Sky Sports Years 10.00 Total Rugby 10.30 LIVE Test Cricket 7.00pm Ringside 8.00 Test Cricket 10.00 The Sky Sports Years 11.00 Ringside 12.00am Test Cricket 2.00 Ringside 3.00 Barclays Premier League World 3.30 Test Cricket 5.30 Barclays Premier League World

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Kings Of The Surf 8.00 Golf: US Open Official Film 2010 9.00 International Football 11.00 Football’s Greatest 11.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 12.00pm Golf: US Open Official Film 2010 1.00 International Football 3.00 LIVE Golf: US Open 12.00am Time Of Our Lives 1.00 NFL – Total Access 2.00 ATP Tour Uncovered 2.30 IAAF Athletix Weekly 3.00 Close

Sky Sports 3 6.00am WWE: Experience 7.00 Cricket: Friends Life T20 9.00 Royal Ascot Preview 10.00 Inside The PGA Tour 10.30 European Tour Weekly 11.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm National Indoor Bowls 1.00 Boots ‘n’ All 2.00 The Sky Sports Years 2.55 LIVE International Cricket 11.00 ATP Tour Uncovered 11.30 IAAF Athletix Weekly 12.00am Racemax 1.00 NRL Fulltime 1.30 Northern Rail Cup 3.30 Super League Super Men 4.00 Close

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12.00pm Stargate Atlantis (x2) 2.00 Verminators 3.00 UK Border Force 4.00 Oops TV 4.30 Futurama 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama 6.00 The Middle 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Hawaii Five-0 9.00 The Chicago Code 10.00 Lie To Me 11.00 Martina Cole’s The Take 12.00am Caprica 1.00 Brit Cops: Zero Tolerance

7.00pm The Apprentice 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Kids Behind Bars See highlights 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Ideal 11.00 Family Guy 11.20 Family Guy 11.45 Kids Behind Bars 12.45am Ideal 1.15 World’s Craziest Fools 1.45 Don’t Tell The Bride 2.45 Kill It, Cut It, Use It 3.45 World’s Craziest Fools

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 BBC Cardiff Singer Of The World 2011 9.00 Unnatural Histories 10.00 Rubicon 10.45 World War Two: 1941 And The Man Of Steel 12.15am Unnatural Histories 1.15 Top Of The Pops: 1976 1.55 BBC Cardiff Singer Of The World 2011 3.25 Unnatural Histories

12.00pm Emmerdale 12.30 Nanny 911 1.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.40 The Real Housewives Of Orange County 4.40 Loose Women 5.40 Judge Judy (x3) 7.00 All Star Mr & Mrs 8.00 America’s Got Talent: Auditions 9.00 Peter Andre: The Next Chapter 10.00 FILM: Changeling (2008) 12.55am Coronation Street

11.00am Jane Eyre 1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 Monarch Of The Glen 3.10 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman 4.10 Daily Cooks Challenge 5.15 Goodnight Sweetheart 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Monarch Of The Glen 8.00 Monk 9.00 Rebus 10.00 Inspector Morse 12.10am The Return Of Sherlock Holmes 1.15 Ironside 2.05 Nightscreen

12.10pm Privileged 1.05 Smallville 2.00 Hollyoaks 2.30 Gilmore Girls 3.25 Ugly Betty 4.25 Friends (x3) 6.00 My Name Is Earl (X2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends (x3) 9.00 The Big Bang Theory 9.30 How I Met Your Mother 10.00 The IT Crowd 10.30 Friday Night Dinner 11.05 Shameless 12.10am My Name Is Earl

3.40pm Location, Location, Location (x2) 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.45 Relocation, Relocation 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 One Born Every Minute USA 10.00 Brothers And Sisters 11.00 The Closer 11.55 One Born Every Minute USA 1.00am Brothers And Sisters

11.00am The Sea Inside (2004) 1.25pm Wake Of The Red Witch (1949) 3.30 Carry On Spying (1964) 5.10 Genevieve (1953) 6.55 Another Stakeout (1993) 9.00 The Brave One (2007) 11.20 Jackass: Number Two (2006) 1.10am Omen III: The Final Conflict (1981) 3.15 Cannes 2011 Special 3.25 Close

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Jo Harman is the raunchiest girl blues singer since Janis and her band are equally talented. No dull introspection here, Jo is riveting to watch.

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friday 17 Come Dine With Me Channel 4, 8pm Emma Revis, Matthew Hetherington, Tim King and Alison Brierly compete for the title of best amateur chef in Harrogate.

Matthew stuns his guests by throwing their coats at his hired help, while Alison serves up pheasant road kill and chocolate coated insects. Can’t cook?

Won’t cook? Deploy shock factor.

The Kennedys BBC2, 9pm In 1960 John F Kennedy was ready to become the youngest man ever elected to office. The man to beat is Richard Nixon, and family patriarch Joseph P Kennedy Sr will not let anything stand in the way of success.

Greg Kinnear and Katie Holmes star in this drama of triumph and tragedy. Spex-tacular!

Radiohead At Glastonbury 1997 BBC4, 10.30pm It’s nearly that time again, if you’ve not packed your wet ones for Somerset-bound you’ll be watching it on ye olde tellybox.

And for a taster, Radiohead’s set on the Pyramid Stage in ‘97 is hailed as one of the greatest ever Glasto gigs. See for yourself why they’re so very special.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Crimewatch Roadshow 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Real Rescues 11.45 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Royal Ascot 3.20 BBC News 3.25 Copycats 4.00 Deadly 60 Bites 4.05 Remote Control Star 4.30 Fee Fi Fo Yum 5.00 Newsround 5.15 The Weakest Link

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show Stories that matter from across the country.

8.00 EastEnders Tensions threaten to reach boiling point between Max and Tanya at Max and Vanessa’s engagement party.

8.30 A Question Of Sport Sue Barker hosts the light-hearted sports quiz with team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell.

9.00 My Family Kenzo’s father is back on the scene.

9.30 Miranda When he asks Miranda out for a drink, she gets overexcited by the prospect of her first real date and decides it’s time to try to be more girly. Unfortunately her makeover doesn’t go quite to plan.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show Graham is joined by Hollywood actress Cameron Diaz, starring in new movie Bad Teacher; and top American comedienne Kathy Griffin.

11.20 The National Lottery Friday Night Draws Presented by OJ Borg.

11.30 FILM: The Last Castle (2001) Starring Robert Redford and James Gandolfini. Prison drama.

1.35am The One Show Stories that matter from across the country.

2.35 Weatherview 2.40 Sign Zone: The Animal’s Guide To Britain 3.40 Two Greedy Italians 4.40 BBC News

BBC2

6.00 – 9.05am Children’s television 9.05 The Koala Brothers 9.15 Guess With Jess 9.30 Nina And The Neurons: In The Lab 9.45 Chuggington: Badge Quest 9.50 Big Cook Little Cook 10.10 Little Charley Bear 10.20 ZingZillas 10.45 Waybuloo 11.05 In The Night Garden 11.35 The Pink Panther Show 12.00pm The Daily Politics 12.30 GMT With George Alagiah 1.00 FILM: His Girl Friday (1940) 2.35 Animal 24:7 3.20 Royal Ascot 5.15 Cash In The Celebrity Attic 6.00 Eggheads Egg-citing quiz.

6.30 Britain’s Empty Homes Series revealing the potential that vacant properties can offer potential buyers.

7.00 Coast The team’s journey continues around the stunning shores of Devon and Cornwall.

8.00 Gardeners’ World Special hour-long episode of the gardening programme. Now that the threat of frost has disappeared and the ground is warm, Monty Don plants out his dahlias, tends his roses and offers tips on extending the life of the vegetable garden at Longmeadow.

9.00 The Kennedys See highlights.

9.45 The Kennedys Congressman Jack Kennedy’s progression to Washington appears unstoppable.

However, when Jacqueline’s mother’s prophecy that Jack will never be faithful seems true, Joe Sr tries to solve the problem the only way he knows how.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis.

11.00 The Review Show Highlights of the Edinburgh International Film Festival and Sheffield Doc/Fest.

11.50 FILM: The King Of Comedy (1982) Starring Robert De Niro, Jerry Lewis and Shelley Hack. Poignant black comedy.

1.35am Glastonbury Julien Temple’s acclaimed film celebrating and documenting the history of the Glastonbury Festival.

ITV1

6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 60 Minute Makeover 3.00 Secret Dealers 4.00 Midsomer Murders

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Rhona feels betrayed by Paddy. Adam worries that Declan knows Ella is up to something.

7.30 Coronation Street Dev tries to win the aunties round. Sean and Marcus struggle to cope with their new-found parenthood.

8.00 Love Your Garden Alan Titchmarsh visits Whitehouse Cottage in rural Berkshire to show how to achieve that country look - from mosaic pathways and climbing clematis to rustic flower beds and ironwork benches.

8.30 Coronation Street Can Roy and Hayley stop Becky from selfdestructing? Dev’s romantic gesture may do more harm than good.

9.00 Paul O’Grady Live: Lady Gaga Special Lady Gaga performs four tracks from her album Born This Way and chats to Paul about her meteoric rise from unknown to one of the world’s most powerful celebrities.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 FILM: Maverick (1994) Starring Mel Gibson, Jodie Foster, James Garner and Graham Greene.

Comedy western.

12.50am The Zone ITV1’s place to shop and play.

2.55 FILM: Igby Goes Down (2002) 4.30 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

Channel 4

6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Freshly Squeezed 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Frasier 8.25 Frasier 8.55 Friends 9.25 Back To You 9.55 Location, Location, Location 10.55 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Kirstie’s Homemade Home 1.00 Open Film Club 1.05 FILM: D-Day The Sixth Of June (1956) 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me

6.00 The Simpsons Homer is convinced the end is nigh.

6.30 Hollyoaks Jacqui, Mercedes and Carl come head-to-head in a bid to protect Riley.

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.25 4thought.tv Religious and ethical issues.

7.30 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals Jamie Oliver prepares speedy meals.

8.00 Come Dine With Me See highlights.

9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Jimmy Carr presents the topical comedy panel show with team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson.

9.30 King Of... Claudia Winkleman is joined by guests Sarah Millican and Chris Evans.

10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Alan Carr’s guests include Jennifer Lopez, Jonathan Ross and David Haye.

11.05 That Peter Kay Thing A spoof fly-on-the-wall documentary series in which Peter Kay plays 15 characters.

11.40 Phoneshop Sitcom set in a mobile phone retailer. 12.10am MUSIC ON 4: The Album Chart Show With Tesco Entertainment: Hard-Fi Music series.

12.45 MUSIC ON 4: The Hollyoaks Music Show With Matalan.co.uk 1.10 My Name Is Earl (x2) 1.55 The Real Housewives Of New Jersey 2.40 Ugly Betty (x2) 4.10 Hill Street Blues 5.00 Grudge Match 5.10 Countdown

Channel Five

6.00 – 8.20am Children’s television 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.30 Roary The Racing Car 8.40 Hana’s Helpline 8.50 The WotWots 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.05 Extreme Fishing With Robson Green: At The Ends Of The Earth 12.05pm Meals In Moments 12.15 5 News Lunchtime 12.20 Law And Order 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 The Vanessa Show 3.05 Chinese Food In Minutes 3.20 FILM: The Wild Girl (2010) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Romeo visits the hospital for an STI test, but is horrified when the doctor he is seeing turns out to be Sid. 6.25 OK! TV Celebrity gossip, big name interviews and features.

6.55 5 News At 7 7.00 Cricket: England v Sri Lanka Test Series Presented by Mark Nicholas with commentary by Michael Vaughan.

8.00 Eddie Stobart: Trucks And Trailers An Easter-egg problem needs cracking, Mark Dixon goes on a magical mystery tour and a tanker driver has to cross into the opposition’s camp.

9.00 Castle Quirky crime drama series about a bestselling author who teams up with a young New York detective to solve a series of copycat murders based on his novels.

10.00 Law And Order A Russian émigré dies from flu-like symptoms.

But has the victim been poisoned in revenge for a kidnapping?

11.00 CSI: Miami A man who targets prostitutes gets a bloody comeuppance.

11.55 Rough Guide To Eco Escapes Travel series.

12.15am SCXTRA Featuring news from the casino world.

12.45 SuperCasino 4.05 Motorsport Mundial 4.30 Nick’s Quest 4.55 Rough Guide To Eco Escapes 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 House Doctor

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 The Sky Sports Years 10.00 Football’s Greatest 10.30 LIVE Test Cricket 7.00pm Sky Sports News At Seven 7.30 LIVE Super League 10.00 The Sky Sports Years 11.00 Test Cricket 1.00am The Sky Sports Years 2.00 Road To London 2.30 Test Cricket 4.30 Super League

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Kings Of The Surf 7.00 Test Cricket 9.00 Golf: US Open 1.00pm Ringside 2.00 The Sky Sports Years 3.00 LIVE Golf: US Open 12.00am Super League 1.30 Cycling 2.30 Time Of Our Lives 3.30 IAAF Athletix Weekly 4.00 ATP Tour Uncovered 4.30 Cycling 5.30 IAAF Athletix Weekly

Sky Sports 3 6.00am WWE: Raw 9.00 Royal Ascot Preview 10.00 Ringside 11.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Trans World Sport 1.00 Racemax 2.00 Kings Of The Surf 2.30 IAAF Athletix Weekly 3.00 Trans World Sport 4.00 WWE: Raw 7.00 Cycling 8.00 Test Cricket 10.00 WWE: Late Night Smackdown 12.00am WWE: Late Night Smackdown 1.00 WWE: Raw 2.00 Tight Lines 3.00 Racemax 4.00 Horse Trials 5.00 Horse Trials

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2.00pm Verminators 3.00 UK Border Force 4.00 Oops TV 4.30 Futurama 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama 6.00 The Middle 6.30 The Simpsons (x2) 7.30 Futurama 8.00 The Simpsons (x2) 9.00 Raising Hope 9.30 The Simpsons 10.00 Wall Of Fame 10.30 Spartacus 11.40 Brit Cops 12.40am Night Cops

7.00pm Doctor Who 8.05 Doctor Who 8.50 Great TV Mistakes 9.00 World’s Craziest Fools 9.30 Lee Nelson’s Well Good Show 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Young, Rich And House Hunting 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 Ideal 12.15am World’s Craziest Fools 12.45 Angry Boys (x2) 1.45 Lee Nelson’s Well Good Show

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 BBC Cardiff Singer Of The World 2011 9.00 Festivals Britannia 10.30 Radiohead At Glastonbury 1997 See highlights 11.30 Pulp At Glastonbury 1995 12.30am Hello Glastonbury! 1.20 BBC Cardiff Singer Of The World 2011 2.50 Festivals Britannia

1.30pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.40 The Real Housewives Of Orange County 4.40 Loose Women 5.40 Judge Judy (x3) 7.00 All Star Mr & Mrs 8.00 The Cube Celebrity Special: McFly 9.00 America’s Got Talent: Auditions (x2) 11.00 FILM: Basic Instinct (1992) 1.30am Coronation Street (x2) 2.25 Emmerdale

12.55pm Heartbeat 1.55 Monarch Of The Glen 3.05 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman 4.05 Daily Cooks Challenge 5.05 Goodnight Sweetheart 5.40 Heartbeat 6.45 Monarch Of The Glen 7.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 Taggart 10.00 FILM: The Postman Always Rings Twice (1981) 12.30am Monk

12.10pm Privileged 1.10 Smallville: Superman The Early Years 2.00 Hollyoaks 2.30 Gilmore Girls 3.25 Ugly Betty 4.25 Friends (x3) 6.00 My Name Is Earl (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends (x3) 9.00 Gok’s Clothes Roadshow 10.00 Wife Swap USA 11.00 Made In Chelsea 12.05am My Name Is Earl (x2)

1.35pm Deal Or No Deal 2.35 Come Dine With Me 3.05 The Coach Trip 3.40 Location, Location, Location (x2) 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.45 Relocation, Relocation: It’s Never Too Late 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 4 Rooms 10.00 FILM: The Godfather (1972) 1.25am Heroes Of Comedy

11.00am Sea Of Sand (1958) 12.55pm Broken Arrow (1950) 2.45 Roman Holiday (1953) 5.00 Lassie (2005) 6.50 Grease (1978) 9.00 Double Jeopardy (1999) 11.05 Zatoichi (2003) 1.20am Mask (1985) 3.40 X-Men: First Class Special 3.50 Close

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saturday 18 Penn & Teller: Fool Us ITV1, 8pm Jonathan Ross hosts a new series in which magical double act Penn & Teller hope to find the UK’s brightest up-and-coming illusionists. Each magician is invited to perform their hardest trick in front of the audience, those that manage to trick wily Penn & Teller will get the chance to perform with them in LA.

Lee Mack’s All Star Cast BBC1, 9.40pm Everyone gets their five minutes of fame in this show. Full of celebrities, stand-up comedy and the good old British public all shining under the spotlight in glorious harmony. Lee is joined in this episode by James Blunt, who performs his new single. This is Saturday night entertainment the way it should be. Cheesy!

How I Met Your Mother E4, 8.00pm & 8.30pm Barney is desperate to reach his target of sleeping with 200 women but Robin notices that one of the names on the list appears twice. Meanwhile,Ted’s friends pressure him into waiting three days before calling a girl he likes on a date. To get round the dilemma Ted sends a text – unfortunately to the wrong lady.

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6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen 11.35 Rachel Allen: Home Cooking 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 South East Today 12.15 Bargain Hunt 12.45 A Question Of Sport 1.15 British Olympic Dreams 1.45 Athletics: European Team Championships 5.10 BBC News 5.25 South East Today 5.35 Total Wipeout

6.35 FILM: Kung Fu Panda (2008) Computer-animated comedy. A layabout panda changes his lethargic ways and learns to defend himself when his homeland comes under attack from a fearsome snow leopard.

Featuring the voices of Jack Black, Dustin Hoffman, Lucy Liu, Seth Rogen and Angelina Jolie.

8.00 The National Lottery: Who Dares Wins From Madonna hit singles to countries of Africa, the team that names more correct answers on a list gets to play for the jackpot.

8.50 Casualty Adam goes to great lengths to prove his patients come first. Jeff reaches out to a troubled teen, but will it be enough?

9.40 Lee Mack’s All Star Cast See highlights.

10.20 BBC News 10.40 Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow Michael takes his comedy roadshow to the Sunderland Empire Theatre, where he introduces Simon Evans, Jimeoin and Imran Yusuf.

11.25 FILM: Enemy Of The State (1998) Starring Will Smith, Gene Hackman, Barry Pepper, Jon Voight, Regina King, Ian Hart and Lisa Bonet.

Action thriller about a young attorney who becomes enmeshed in a sinister political conspiracy.

1.30am Weatherview 1.35 BBC News

BBC2

6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television 8.00 Little Howard’s Big Question 8.25 Prank Patrol Down Under 8.50 Dennis & Gnasher 9.00 Dick & Dom Go Wild 9.30 Deadly 60 10.00 Relic: Guardians Of The Museum 10.30 League Of Super Evil 10.40 Wolverine And The X-Men 11.00 Mortified 11.25 OOglies 11.40 MOTD Kickabout 12.00pm FILM: The Journey Of Natty Gann (1985) 1.35 Escape To The Country 2.20 Royal Ascot 4.45 FILM: PT 109 (1963)

7.00 Flog It! David Barby and Jethro Marles cast their expert eyes over some sparkling finds in Plymouth.

7.30 Dad’s Army Classic wartime sitcom. Captain Mainwaring is annoyed when a death elevates Sgt Wilson to the fringes of the aristocracy.

8.00 Kennedy Home Movies Kennedy Home Movies.

9.00 Have I Got A Bit More News For You Extended version of the classic news quiz with Paul Merton and Ian Hislop.

9.45 The Kennedys: A Culture Show Special In the 50th anniversary year of the inauguration of John F. Kennedy as President of the United State, Jonathan Freedland chairs a Culture Show discussion on our enduring fascination with the man, his short-lived administration and the extraordinary political family from which he came. Historian Professor Tony Badger, veteran newsman John Sergeant, political commentator Anne McElvoy and Sarah Bradford, biographer of Jackie Kennedy, will debate the myths and the realities of JFK as well as the controversies surrounding the new American miniseries The Kennedys.

10.45 The Kennedys Repeat.

11.25 The Kennedys Repeat.

12.10am FILM: Evening (2007) Adaptation of Susan Minot’s novel.

ITV1

6.00am Signed Stories 6.10 Dora The Explorer 6.35 The Hive 6.45 Babar And The Adventures Of Badou 7.00 Babar And The Adventures Of Badou 7.10 Tati’s Hotel 7.25 Monk 7.30 Supernormal 7.45 Supernormal 7.55 SpongeBob SquarePants 8.25 House Gift 9.25 Coronation Street Omnibus 11.45 This Morning: Saturday 12.40pm Animals Do The Funniest Things 1.40 ITV News & Weather 1.45 FILM: On The Buses (1971) 3.25 FILM: A View To A Kill (1985) 5.50 Meridian News And Weather 6.00 ITV News; Weather 6.15 You’ve Been Framed! A-Z Starting with Accidents, Bikes and CCTV, Harry Hill works his way through the You’ve Been Framed! alphabet to showcase some of the funniest clips from the collection.

7.15 Odd One In This week, home team Peter Andre and Jason Manford take on comedians Jenny Eclair and Jack Whitehall. They must try and spot who is really Welsh, who actually injured themselves while doing something with a sausage, who is the real karate champion, who has a famous voice and who won a TV talent contest in Spain.

8.00 Penn & Teller: Fool Us See highlights.

9.00 The Marriage Ref Dermot O’Leary presents a hilarious new series in which he invites real-life couples to discuss their domestic disputes before a live studio audience and a celebrity panel.

10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.15 FILM: Notting Hill (1999) Starring Hugh Grant, Julia Roberts, Rhys Ifans, Hugh Bonneville, Emma Chambers, James Dreyfus, Gina McKee, Tim McInnerny and Richard McCabe. Romantic comedy.

12.30am The Choir That Rocks Repeat. 1.30 The Zone 3.30 In Plain Sight 4.15 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

Channel 4

6.00am The Treacle People 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Vue Film Show 7.05 FIM Superbike World Championship 7.30 Quaife MSA British Rallycross Night Race 7.55 The Morning Line 8.55 Friends 9.25 The Hollyoaks Music Show With Matalan.co.uk 9.55 Glee 10.55 Bad Teacher: T4 Movie Special 11.25 Friends 12.00pm New Look Style The Nation 1.00 The Big Bang Theory 1.30 The Big Bang Theory 1.55 Channel 4 Racing 3.50 Come Dine With Me 4.25 Come Dine With Me 4.55 Come Dine With Me 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 Come Dine With Me Food journalist Thoby plans a night of ‘ethical luxury’, serving caviar and salmon for his first course and veal for his main.

6.30 Channel 4 News 7.05 4thought.tv Ethical issues.

7.10 FILM: Mean Girls (2004) Starring Lindsay Lohan, Tina Fey, Rachel McAdams, Tim Meadows and Amy Poehler. Teen comedy.

9.00 Camelot Drama series set in the legendary kingdom of Camelot.

Arthur and Guinevere struggle with their relationship as she readies for her marriage to Leontes.

10.05 FILM: Braveheart (1995) Starring Mel Gibson, Sophie Marceau, Patrick McGoohan, Catherine McCormack, Brendan Gleeson, James Cosmo, Alun Armstrong and David O’Hara. Epic historical drama set in the late 13th century, telling the story of legendary hero William Wallace’s fight to drive English garrisons out of Scotland.

1.25am FILM: Night Watch (2004) Fantasy thriller. Russia’s answer to the Lord Of The Rings and the Matrix is an impressive, sfx-laden epic about two supernatural factions fighting it out in modern-day Moscow.

3.20 Bob’s Burgers (x2) 4.10 Hill Street Blues 5.00 Wogan’s Perfect Recall 5.25 Countdown

Channel Five

6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television 8.00 Little Princess 8.10 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.30 Mist: Sheepdog Tales 8.45 Rupert Bear 9.00 Olivia 9.15 The Mr. Men Show 9.30 Gerald McBoing Boing 10.00 The Gadget Show 10.05 How Do They Do It? 10.40 Extreme Fishing With Robson Green: At The Ends Of The Earth 11.40 FILM: Objective, Burma! (1945) 2.25pm FILM: None But The Brave (1965) 4.30 FILM: The Missing (2003)

6.55 5 News Weekend 7.00 Cricket: England V Sri Lanka Test Series Highlights of the third day of the third Test against Sri Lanka from the Rose Bowl in Hampshire.

8.00 NCIS McGee kills a man in the line of duty and discovers his victim is an undercover police officer. Jenny approves the investigation into the killing, forcing the team into proving that McGee was not culpable and straining relationships all round.

9.00 CSI: NY The team hunts for a cyber killer who appears to be targeting healthcare workers.

10.00 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit A girl goes missing when a game gets out of hand.

10.55 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Forensic drama series finale, written and directed by Quentin Tarantino. The two CSI teams work together to save one of their own after he is kidnapped and buried alive.

11.55 Inside Hollywood Series going behind the scenes in Tinseltown, including star interviews and the latest movie gossip.

12.10am SCXTRA Featuring news from the casino world.

12.40 SuperCasino 4.00 Rough Guide To Bang For Your Buck 4.10 Great Scientists 4.35 HouseBusters 5.00 Hana’s Helpline 5.10 The Milkshake! Show 5.35 Thomas & Friends 5.45 Roary The Racing Car

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 7.00 Test Cricket 9.00 Cricket AM 10.30 LIVE Test Cricket 7.00pm Football’s Greatest 7.30 LIVE Football: UEFA Under-21 Championship 10.15 LIVE Saturday Fight Night 12.15am Football: UEFA Under-21 Championship 2.15 NFL – Total Access 3.15 Football’s Greatest 3.45 Football: UEFA Under-21 Championship 5.45 Sky Sports Classics

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Football’s Greatest 6.30 LIVE Super Rugby 8.30 LIVE Super Rugby 10.30 LIVE Super Rugby 11.30 LIVE Churchill Cup Rugby Union 2.00pm LIVE Churchill Cup Rugby Union 4.15 LIVE Churchill Cup Rugby Union 7.00 LIVE Golf: US Open 1.00am Test Cricket 3.00 Saturday Fight Night 5.00 Churchill Cup Rugby Union

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Road To London 6.30 Super League 8.00 NFL – America’s Game 9.00 Golf: US Open 1.00pm Max Power 2.00 WWE: Smackdown 4.00 LIVE Masters Football: Mersey Masters 7.00 LIVE Super League 9.30 WWE Capitol Punishment Preview 2011 10.00 WWE: Late Night Superstars 11.00 WWE NXT 12.00am WWE: Late Night Smackdown 2.00 WWE: Late Night Bottom Line 3.00 WWE Capitol Punishment Preview 2011 3.30 Road To London 4.00 Test Cricket

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12.00pm Road Wars 1.00 A Town Called Eureka 2.00 Futurama 2.30 The Middle (x5) 5.00 Blow Goes The House 6.00 Emergency With Angela Griffin 7.00 The Simpsons (x2) 8.00 Road Wars 9.00 FILM: The Perfect Storm (2000) 11.25 Brit Cops 12.25am Road Wars 1.25 Martina Cole’s The Runaway

7.00pm Great TV Mistakes 8.00 Top Gear 9.00 FILM: V For Vendetta (2005) 11.05 Family Guy 11.25 Family Guy 11.50 American Dad! 12.10am American Dad! 12.35 Great TV Mistakes 1.35 Young, Rich And House Hunting (x7)

7.00pm The Art Of Tommy Cooper 7.30 BBC Cardiff Singer Of The World 2011 9.00 Wallander 10.30 Botany: A Blooming History 11.30 Top Of The Pops: 1976 12.10am Big Hits: TOTP 1964 To 1975 1.40 Top Of The Pops: The Story Of 1976 2.30 BBC Cardiff Singer Of The World 2011

8.35am Planet’s Funniest Animals 9.05 The Biggest Loser 10.05 FILM: Twins (1988) 12.10pm America’s Got Talent: Auditions (x6) 6.55 FILM: Dante’s Peak (1997) 9.00 FILM: Deep Blue Sea (1999) 11.05 FILM: Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels (1998) 1.15am Secret Diary Of A Call Girl (x2)

8.15am Upstairs, Downstairs (x2) 10.35 Hornblower 12.40pm Columbo: Ransom For A Dead Man 2.40 A Touch Of Frost 4.45 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 7.00 Rosemary And Thyme 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 11.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 12.15am FILM: Dave (1993)

1.25 Hollyoaks Omnibus 4.00 Made In Chelsea 5.00 Friends (x2) 6.00 Glee 7.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 8.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) See highlights 9.00 Friends (x2) 10.00 FILM: Employee Of The Month (2006) 12.05am The Cleveland Show 12.35 The Ricky Gervais Show (x2)

9.00am Time Team (x5) 2.10pm FILM: Reach For The Sky (1956) 4.50 Grand Designs 5.50 Grand Designs 6.55 Grand Designs 8.00 Grand Designs 9.00 Grand Designs 10.00 Strike: When Britain Went To War 12.10am Time Team 1.15 Strike: When Britain Went To War 3.20 Time Team

11.00am The Return Of Frank James (1940) 1.00pm Cheaper By The Dozen (2003) 2.50 Murder Ahoy (1964) 4.40 Anastasia (1956) 6.45 Cocoon (1985) 9.00 Taken (2008) 10.45 Jason X (2000) 12.35am Vault Of Horror (1973) 2.20 Deficit (2007) 4.00 Close

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sunday 19 Fake Or Fortune?

BBC1, 7pm And you thought paintings were those things posh folk hung in their drawing rooms. Wrong!

Fiona Brice and Philip Mould enter a world of subterfuge and intrigue as they grapple with complex battles often unseen beneath the apparently genteel art establishment. Is the Monet gonna make them money?

Case Histories BBC1, 9pm While investigating a routine wife who’s doing the dirty on her hubby, Jackson is caught up in a terrible train accident that brings yet another lost little girl into his life. This experience sets off a huge chain of events that will have a far greater impact on his life than he realises. Phew, all because of illicit hanky panky.

Being Erica E4, 11pm Unusual idea for a comedy series this one. It’s all about a woman having therapy who is given the chance to go back in time to right her wrongs; cool, huh? Tonight, Erica and Adam are encouraged to confront their true feelings. For Adam, it leads to a journey where he discovers a startling memory that he has locked away.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 The Big Questions 11.00 Country Tracks 12.00pm The Politics Show 1.05 EastEnders 3.00 Cash In The Celebrity Attic 3.45 Escape To The Country 4.45 Lifeline 4.55 Songs Of Praise 5.30 My Family

6.00 Horrible Histories With Stephen Fry Stephen Fry links the very best sketches from Series 1 and 2 of the Bafta and British Comedy Award-winning show.

6.30 BBC News 6.50 South East Today 7.00 Fake Or Fortune?

See highlights.

8.00 Countryfile The people and the stories at the heart of the British countryside.

9.00 Case Histories See highlights.

10.00 BBC News The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide.

10.15 South East Today 10.25 Moving On Contemporary drama series. Jean is about to turn 60 and has left a school reunion in a huff; no one at the reunion knew who she was, but they all looked drop dead gorgeous. Has she aged so much now that she is unrecognisable?

Jean shows daughters Nicola and Lindsay photos from the party, and they enjoy spotting the various cosmetic surgery results on display.

Jean is shocked, and then intrigued...

11.10 Andrew Marr’s Megacities Documentary series looking at some of the world’s biggest cities.

12.10am Weatherview 12.15 Sign Zone: The Apprentice 1.15 Holby City 2.15 A History Of Ancient Britain 3.15 BBC News

BBC2

6.00am Wibbly Pig 6.10 Dipdap 6.15 Pinky Dinky Doo 6.30 Tinga Tinga Tales 6.45 Octonauts 7.00 Ed And Oucho’s Excellent Inventions 7.30 Arthur 7.55 Shaun The Sheep 8.00 Gimme A Break 8.30 Me And My Monsters 9.00 Friday Download 10.00 Something For The Weekend 11.30 Flog It! 12.30pm Rowing World Cup - Munich 1.45 Athletics: European Team Championships 5.30 BBC Cardiff Singer Of The World – Final

8.00 125 Years Of Wimbledon: You Cannot Be Serious 125 Years of Wimbledon.

9.00 Coast The Bafta winning Coast ventures out to brand new territory, the astonishing man-made shoreline of the Netherlands. Nick Crane explores how ingenious Dutch engineers created massive coastal defences like no others on earth following the great North Sea flood in 1953 which killed thousands of people in the Netherlands and Britain. Nick also discovers how, during the Second World War, traitors from the British Indian Army took part in the Nazi occupation of the tiny isle of Texel.

This remarkable remote outpost in the far north of the Netherlands was later the unlikely site for the last battle in Europe of the Second World War; Nick investigates how the island fortress of Texel was torn apart by a murderous fight to the death between Soviet and Nazi soldiers in April 1945.

10.00 Mock The Week Comedy show.

10.30 The Shadow Line The Shadow Line.

11.30 FILM: Disgrace (2008) Starring John Malkovich, Natalie Becker, Antoinette Engel, Jessica Haines and Eriq Ebouaney. Disgrace.

1.25am BBC News 3.15 The Super League Show

ITV1

6.00am Signed Stories 6.10 Boblins 6.20 Fireman Sam 6.30 Chloe’s Closet 6.40 Fluffy Gardens 6.50 Jungle Junction 7.00 Jungle Junction 7.15 Annabel’s Kitchen 7.25 Monk 7.30 Supernormal 7.45 Supernormal 8.00 The Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes 8.25 May The Best House Win 9.25 Dickinson’s Real Deal 10.25 60 Minute Makeover 11.30 This Morning: Sunday 12.30pm Dinner Date 1.25 ITV News & Weather 1.35 Survival: Tales From The Wild 2.30 Inspector Morse 4.35 Midsomer Murders 6.35 Meridian News; Weather 6.45 ITV News; Weather 7.00 The Royal Drama series set around a North Yorkshire hospital in the 1960s. Dr Ormerod’s career is on the line when a grieving family point the finger of suspicion at him.

8.00 Popstar To Operastar The competition is hotting up and expectations are high as the remaining six stars take to the stage.

9.00 Scott & Bailey When porn actress Vicky Birkinshaw is arrested on suspicion of murdering her husband, Rachel and Janet are convinced that she is hiding the truth, but even they are shocked by the revelations to come.

10.00 Popstar To Operastar: The Results Myleene Klass reveals the results of the public vote. The two stars with the fewest votes must sing again before critics Simon Callow and Vanessa Mae and mentors Katherine Jenkins and Rolando Villazon decide who will be sent home. Plus there is a very special guest performance.

10.30 ITV News; Weather 10.45 FILM: Bonnie And Clyde (1967) Starring Warren Beatty, Faye Dunaway, Gene Hackman, Gene Wilder, Michael Pollard and Estelle Parsons. Celebrated drama.

12.45am The Zone ITV1’s place to shop and play.

2.00 Motorsport UK 2.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

Channel 4

6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 That Paralympic Show 7.00 Mobil 1 The Grid 7.25 GE Blenheim Triathlon 7.55 New Look Style The Nation 8.20 The Crush With KFC Krushems 8.50 Hollyoaks Omnibus 11.20 Friends 11.50 Wretch 32’s Orange Rockcorps: You Decide 12.05pm Glee 1.05 The Simpsons 1.35 The Simpsons 2.00 Four In A Bed 2.35 Four In A Bed 3.05 Four In A Bed 3.35 Four In A Bed 4.05 Four In A Bed 4.35 Help! My House Is Falling Down 5.35 Deal Or No Deal 6.30 Channel 4 News 6.55 4thought.tv Religious issues.

7.00 4 Rooms Members of the public pit their wits against Britain’s top dealers in art, antiques and collectibles as they attempt to secure the highest possible bid for their prized possessions.

8.00 FILM: The Day The Earth Stood Still (2008) Starring Keanu Reeves, Jennifer Connelly, Kathy Bates, Jaden Smith and John Cleese.

Sci-fi remake.

10.00 FILM: Hitman (2007) Starring Timothy Olyphant, Dougray Scott, Olga Kurylenko, Robert Knepper, Ulrich Thomsen and Henry Ian Cusick.

Action thriller.

11.45 Stand Up For The Week Satirical takes on the big stories and themes of the week, as seen through the eyes of some of the country’s best comedians.

12.35am Father Ray Comes Out Anna Llewellyn’s docu follows an Anglican vicar as he shares a secret with his congregation: he is gay. Ray is a warm, gregarious vicar who has been leading his central London parish for three years. But admitting homosexuality as a vicar is not straightforward.

1.00 Dance For Eternity 1.15 The Private Lives Of Pompeii 2.35 The Spanish Armada 3.35 Ancient Egyptians 4.30 Men Of Iron 5.25 Countdown

Channel Five

6.00 – 8.10am Children’s television 8.10 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.25 Mist: Sheepdog Tales 8.40 Rupert Bear 8.55 Olivia 9.10 The Mr. Men Show 9.30 The Milkshake! Show 10.00 Animal Rescue Squad 10.20 Police Interceptors 11.20 The Restaurant Inspector 12.20pm Eddie Stobart: Trucks And Trailers 1.20 FILM: Ten Wanted Men (1954) 2.55 FILM: Operation Crossbow (1965) 5.10 FILM: Police Academy 4: Citizens On Patrol (1987) 6.55 5 News 7.00 Cricket: England V Sri Lanka Test Series Highlights of the fourth day of the third Test against Sri Lanka from the Rose Bowl in Hampshire.

8.00 FILM: Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves (1991) Starring Kevin Costner, Alan Rickman, Morgan Freeman, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, Christian Slater and Geraldine McEwan.

Romantic action adventure based on the legendary nobleman-turned-outlaw.

10.50 FILM: Secret Window (2004) Starring Johnny Depp, John Turturro, Maria Bello, Timothy Hutton, Charles S Dutton and Kyle Allatt. Nervy thriller in which a successful author retreats to his woodside cabin after discovering that his wife is having an affair. When a psychotic stranger shows up and accuses him of plagiarising his idea for a story, he tries to find a copy of his original manuscript to prove the truth. But terrifying things happen whenever he comes close to finding it.

12.40am Forensic Files Documentary series examining the application of modern technological advances in police work.

1.10 SuperCasino 4.00 Meals In Moments Cookery series with chef 4.10 The Great Artists 4.35 Nick’s Quest 5.00 Hana’s Helpline 5.10 The Milkshake! Show 5.35 Thomas & Friends 5.45 Roary The Racing Car

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Road To London 7.00 Test Cricket 9.00 Cricket Writers On TV 10.30 LIVE Test Cricket 7.00pm Football’s Greatest 7.30 LIVE Football: UEFA Under-21 Championship 10.15 Test Cricket 12.15am Football: UEFA Under-21 Championship 2.15 Test Cricket 4.15 Football’s Greatest 4.45 The Sky Sports Years 5.45 Sky Sports Classics

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Wild Spirits 6.30 Super League 8.00 Golf: US Open 12.00pm Super League 1.30 Golf: US Open 5.30 Golf: British Amateur Golf Championship 6.30 LIVE Golf: US Open 12.30am Golf: British Amateur Golf Championship 1.30 Wild Spirits 2.00 Close

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Racemax 7.00 WWE Capitol Punishment Preview 2011 7.30 This Week In WWE 8.00 WWE: Vintage Collection 9.00 WWE: Afterburn 10.00 Big Time Boxing 12.00pm Rugby Union: World Junior Champs 2.00 Masters Football: Mersey Masters 5.00 This Week In WWE 5.30 WWE: Experience 6.30 WWE Capitol Punishment Preview 2011 7.00 WWE: Raw 8.00 Test Cricket 10.00 WWE Capitol Punishment Preview 2011 10.30 WWE: Late Night Afterburn 11.30 WWE: Vintage Collection 12.30am WWE Capitol Punishment Preview 2011 1.00 The Sky Sports Years 2.00 Close

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12.00pm Stargate Universe – Finale 1.00 A Town Called Eureka 2.00 The Simpsons (x7) 5.30 Raising Hope 6.00 The Simpsons (x2) 7.00 Kylie Live In 2011 Aphrodite Les Folies 9.00 Hawaii Five-0 10.00 Mad Dogs 11.00 Cop Squad 12.00am Lie To Me 1.00 Martina Cole’s The Runaway 1.50 UK Border Force 2.40 Threshold

7.00pm The World’s Strictest Parents 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Little Britain 9.30 World’s Craziest Fools 10.00 Family Guy (x2) 10.45 American Dad! (x2) 11.30 Our War 12.25am Kids Behind Bars 1.25 World’s Craziest Fools 1.55 Don’t Tell The Bride 2.55 Our War 3.55 Ideal 4.25 Kids Behind Bars

7.00pm Hammond Meets Moss 8.00 The Car Show 9.00 A History Of Horror With Mark Gatiss 10.00 FILM: Day Of The Dead (1985) 11.35 Festivals Britannia 1.05am Radiohead At Glastonbury 1997 2.05 Pulp At Glastonbury 1995 3.05 Hello Glastonbury!

11.00am Coronation Street Omnibus 1.30pm Holiday Airport: Lanzarote 2.30 America’s Got Talent: Auditions (x3) 5.20 FILM: King Kong (2005) 9.00 Peter Andre: The Next Chapter 10.00 Paul O’Grady Live: Lady Gaga Special 11.05 FILM: The Interpreter (2005) 1.40am Take That: The Circus Live

10.05am Columbo: Ransom For A Dead Man 12.00pm Sherlock Holmes: Sign Of Four 2.20 Jane Austen’s Emma 4.30 FILM: Tea With Mussolini (1999) 6.50 Mr Bean (x2) 7.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 FILM: Air America (1990) 11.20 FILM: The Accidental Tourist (1988) 1.40am Agatha Christie’s Poirot

1.10 Supernanny US (x2) 3.00 Jo Frost: Extreme Parental Guidance 4.00 FILM: See Spot Run (2001) 6.00 Friends (x2) 7.00 Smallville 8.00 Friends (x2) 9.00 Desperate Housewives (x2) 11.00 Being Erica See highlights 11.55 The Big Bang Theory 12.25am How I Met Your Mother

10.00am Scrapheap Challenge (x4) 2.20 Coach Trip (x5) 5.10 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 River Cottage Every Day 9.00 One Born Every Minute 10.00 Michael Jackson’s Last Days: What Really Happened 11.05 Spaced 11.40 Black Books 12.10am Curb Your Enthusiasm 12.55 Deal Or No Deal

11.00am Hell And High Water (1954) 1.00pm Cheaper By The Dozen 2 (2005) 2.55 Tales From Earthsea (2007) 5.10 To Catch A Thief (1955) 7.20 Buffy The Vampire Slayer (1992) 9.00 District 13 (2004) 10.40 Final Destination 3 (2006) 12.25am Last Night (1998) 2.15 Garage (2007)

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monday 20 Coronation Street ITV1, 7.30pm & 8.30pm A punch-up in Corrie? Never!

And two guesses who wants to feed Stella a knuckle sandwich?

It’s tanked-up Becky. Sylvia’s ghast is truly flabbered when she finds out why Hayley can’t have children. Sean is at boiling point when he spots Marcus playing daddy. And Roy proves why he’s the biggest man in Weatherfield.

Film: Lakeview Terrace Channel Five, 10pm When a couple move to the Lakeview Terrace area of LA, their neighbour – a veteran LAPD cop – objects to their interracial marriage. He begins a violent campaign of hideous harassment against his new neighbours, and will stop at nothing to force them out of their home. Starring Samuel L Jackson.

Jeeves And Wooster ITV3, 7.55pm It’s prize-giving time and Aunt Dahlia tries to coerce Bertie into handing out the trophies at a grammar school ceremony, while Bertie’s services are also required by his friend Gussie Fink-Nottle who has fallen in love with Madeleine Bassett and does not know what to do about it.

Lovely toffs in big houses.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Crimewatch Roadshow 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Real Rescues 11.45 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Wimbledon 2011

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show Stories that matter from across the country.

7.30 Saints And Scroungers Dominic Littlewood presents a series looking at the work of fraud investigators searching out benefit thieves and meets the people they are stealing from – the genuine claimants.

7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders Tamwar feels the pressure of his impending nuptials.

8.30 Land Of The Bandits – Panorama Reporter Peter Greste finds out what it is like to live amidst the anarchy of Somalia, going where no western journalist has been to witness a crisis that threatens millions of lives.

9.00 Case Histories Detective drama series.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 A Question Of Sport Sue Barker is in the umpire’s chair as she serves up the questions in a Wimbledon-themed episode.

11.05 In With The Flynns Comedy.

11.35 The Graham Norton Show Unique talk show.

12.20am Weatherview 12.25 Sign Zone: Wonders Of The Universe 1.25 Luther 2.25 Inside The Human Body 3.25 BBC News

BBC2

6.00 – 9.30am Children’s television 9.30 Nina And The Neurons: In The Lab 9.45 Big Cook Little Cook 10.05 Little Charley Bear 10.10 ZingZillas 10.35 Wimbledon Review 2010 11.30 The Daily Politics 12.00pm Wimbledon 2011 3.25 Prank Patrol Down Under 3.50 Deadly Art 4.05 Escape From Scorpion Island 4.30 Blue Peter 4.55 Deadly 60 Bites 5.00 Newsround 5.10 Shaun The Sheep 5.15 Copycats 5.50 Wimbledon 2011

8.00 Today At Wimbledon John Inverdale presents highlights and reaction from the opening day of Wimbledon 2011, with defending champion Rafa Nadal among those in action on Centre Court. Who will the day’s headline makers be?

9.00 Made In Britain Made in Britain.

Pretty self-explanatory stuff really.

10.00 James May’s Things You Need To Know James May’s Things You Need to Know. All you need to know is it’s on at 10pm. Good old James May. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Jeremy Paxman.

11.20 Kennedy Home Movies Kennedy Home Movies.

12.15am The Tudors Historical drama series about the royal house of Tudor.

1.10 BBC News

ITV1

6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 60 Minute Makeover 3.00 Secret Dealers 4.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 Dinner Date

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Will Declan catch Ella and Adam red-handed? Chas has some home truths for Paddy. Val is keen to up the pressure on Pollard.

7.30 Coronation Street See highlights.

8.00 The Dales Adrian Edmondson concludes the series about a summer in the life of the Yorkshire Dales.

8.30 Coronation Street See highlights.

9.00 Four Of A Kind Ellie, Georgie, Jessica and Holly Carles are the UK’s only identical quadruplets. This film follows them over a period of months in the run-up to their fifth birthday and shares some milestones with them – including Christmas, their first swimming lesson and their first day of term.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 FILM: Lethal Weapon 3 (1992) Starring Mel Gibson, Danny Glover, Joe Pesci, Rene Russo, Stuart Wilson and Darlene Love. Further action-packed adventures with the two mismatched Los Angeles cops.

12.45am The Zone ITV1’s place to shop and play.

2.50 Nightwatch With Steve Scott 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 4.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 5.30 ITV Morning News

Channel 4

6.10am Sali Mali 6.15 The Hoobs 6.40 The Hoobs 7.05 Freshly Squeezed 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Frasier 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Friends 9.30 Back To You 9.55 Location, Location, Location 10.55 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Superscrimpers: Waste Not Want Not 12.35 River Cottage Bites 12.50 FILM: The Drum (1938) 2.40 Baking Mad With Eric Lanlard 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons Ned Flanders leaves home after his new lodgers bring shame upon the household.

6.30 Hollyoaks Amy and Lee are delighted when Leanne decides to move on.

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv Ethical issues.

8.00 Conservation’s Dirty Secret: Dispatches Reporter Oliver Steeds investigates the world conservation movement and questions the way nature preservation charities are managed.

9.00 Embarrassing Fat Bodies Dr Pixie is faced with three huge hernias, while Dr Christian meets Malissa Jones, who became the world’s first teenager to undergo a gastric band operation.

10.00 FILM: She’s The Man (2006) Starring Amanda Bynes, Channing Tatum, Vinnie Jones, Alex Breckenridge and Laura Ramsey.

Modern update of Shakespeare’s Twelfth Night.

12.05am MUSIC ON 4: Biffy Clyro: Live At Wembley Scottish rock outfit Biffy Clyro perform a gig at London’s Wembley Arena.

12.35 PokerStars.co.uk Caribbean Adventure 1.35 24 Hours In A&E 2.30 Embarrassing Bodies: Live From The Clinic 3.25 Bob’s Burgers 3.50 Hill Street Blues 4.35 Machines Time Forgot 5.30 Wogan’s Perfect Recall 5.55 Sali Mali

Channel Five

6.00 – 8.20am Children’s television 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.30 Roary The Racing Car 8.40 Hana’s Helpline 8.50 The WotWots 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.05 Extreme Fishing With Robson Green: At The Ends Of The Earth 12.05pm Meals In Moments 12.15 5 News Lunchtime 12.20 Law And Order 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 The Vanessa Show 3.05 FILM: Home Fires Burning (1989) 3.10 FILM: Ladies Of The House (2008) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Roo’s old business partner Laura returns to the Bay in the hope of rekindling their rapport.

6.25 OK! TV Celebrity gossip, big name interviews and features.

6.55 5 News At 7 7.00 Cricket: England V Sri Lanka Test Series Highlights of the fifth day of the third Test against Sri Lanka from the Rose Bowl in Hampshire.

8.00 Police Interceptors Twenty police cars and two helicopters pursue a reckless driver across two counties. The interceptors track down a runaway biker and discover much more than they bargained for.

9.00 The Restaurant Inspector Restaurateur Fernando Peire comes to the aid of struggling eateries across Britain. Fernando goes troubleshooting in a Northampton restaurant that has ideas above its station.

10.00 FILM: Lakeview Terrace See highlights.

12.15am UFC 81: Main Event Mixed martial arts event. UFC 81 in Las Vegas sees former UFC Heavyweight Champion Frank Mir take on former WWE champion Brock Lesnar.

1.15 SuperCasino 4.00 Meals In Moments 4.10 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (x2) 4.55 Rough Guide To Weekend Breaks 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 House Doctor

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 The Sky Sports Years 10.00 Football’s Greatest 10.30 LIVE Test Cricket 6.00pm LIVE Test Cricket 11.00 Test Cricket 1.00am The Sky Sports Years 2.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 2.30 Sports Unlimited 3.30 Watersports World 4.30 Max Power 5.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Kings Of The Surf 7.00 Golf: British Amateur Golf Championship 8.00 Golf: US Open 10.30 International Football 12.30pm Golf: British Amateur Golf Championship 1.30 Golf: US Open 4.00 Golf: British Amateur Golf Championship 5.00 Churchill Cup Rugby Union 6.00 The Sky Sports Years 7.00 Golf: British Amateur Golf Championship 8.00 Golf: US Open 10.30 Golfing World 11.30 Boots ‘n’ All - The Tries 12.30am NASCAR Sprint Cup 1.30 Elite League Speedway 3.30 Boots ‘n’ All - The Tries 4.30 Close

Sky Sports 3 8.00am WWE: The Bottom Line 9.00 IndyCar Series 11.00 Masters Football: Mersey Masters 2.00pm International Football 4.00 WWE: Raw 7.00 Wild Spirits 7.30 LIVE Elite League Speedway 9.30 Football’s Greatest 10.00 WWE: Late Night Bottom Line 11.00 WWE: Late Night Afterburn 12.00am WWE NXT 1.00 WWE: Late Night Raw 4.00 Close

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12.00pm Stargate Atlantis (x2) 2.00 Verminators 3.00 UK Border Force 4.00 Oops TV 4.30 Futurama 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama 6.00 The Middle 6.30 The Simpsons (x5) 9.00 Cop Squad 10.00 Spartacus: Blood And Sand 11.10 Wall Of Fame 11.40 Caprica 12.40am Caprica 1.35 Brit Cops: Zero Tolerance

7.00pm Doctor Who 7.45 Doctor Who 8.30 Snog Marry Avoid? 9.00 Kill It, Cut It, Use It 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 World’s Craziest Fools 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 Kill It, Cut It, Use It 12.45am World’s Craziest Fools 1.15 Our War 2.15 Snog Marry Avoid? 2.45 Doctor Who (x2) 4.10 Our War

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Born To Be Wild 8.00 The Bear Family And Me 9.00 Treasures Of Heaven 10.00 Vatican: The Hidden World 11.00 Rosslyn Chapel: A Treasure In Stone 12.00am Rubicon 12.45 The Bear Family And Me 1.45 Vatican: The Hidden World 2.45 Treasures Of Heaven

1.30pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.40 The Real Housewives Of Orange County 4.40 Loose Women 5.40 Judge Judy (x3) 7.00 Odd One In 7.45 Taylor Swift: The Hot Desk 8.00 Help! I Caught It Abroad 9.00 FILM: A Perfect Murder (1998) 11.15 FILM: Changeling (2008) 2.00am Coronation Street (x2)

12.50pm Heartbeat 1.50 Monarch Of The Glen 3.00 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman 4.00 Daily Cooks Challenge 5.00 Goodnight Sweetheart 5.40 Heartbeat 6.40 Monarch Of The Glen 7.55 Jeeves And Wooster See highlights 9.00 Whitechapel (x2) 11.00 Cracker (x2) 1.10am Numb3rs

12.10pm Privileged 1.10 Smallville: Superman The Early Years 2.00 Hollyoaks 2.30 Gilmore Girls 3.30 Ugly Betty 4.30 Friends (x3) 6.00 My Name Is Earl (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends (x3) 9.00 Rude Tube 10.00 Made In Chelsea 11.05 Tool Academy 12.10am My Name Is Earl (x2) 1.05 David Blaine: Drowned Alive

3.40pm Location, Location, Location (x2) 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.45 Relocation, Relocation 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs Revisited 9.00 The Hotel 10.00 Country House Rescue 11.05 The Daily Show With Jon Stewart 11.40 The Hotel 12.45am Country House Rescue

11.00am The One That Got Away (1958) 1.10pm The Gunfighter (1950) 2.50 Broken Lance (1954) 4.45 The Nutty Professor (1963) 6.50 How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days (2002) 9.00 Shooter (2007) 11.20 Vera Drake (2004) 1.45am Samson And Delilah (2009) 3.40 X-Men: First Class Special 3.50 Close

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