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Did you catch The Saturdays last week? Their Brighton Centre gig attracted all age groups and there was many a fan sporting the ‘Frankie’ hair do (it’s as big as the ‘Rachel from Friends’ in the ‘90s!). We review the gig this week, plus CelebCity has more JLS/The Saturdays news.

All our reviews of recent shows can be read online. Let us know what you thought of gigs including The Saturdays and Alexandra Burke (who bewitched us on Valentine’s Day). You can also comment on any of our stories online – from the council’s budget to the latest Albion/Falmer Stadium news to Andrew Kay’s restaurant review.

Enter our latest competitions, plus download tracks in the Latest Brighton Download Chart.

Never miss a great night out with our online listings, and, to make things even easier, you can now get our listings direct to your mobile phone.

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L7 INTERVIEW 11 Comedian Richard Herring on blasphemy, infamy, dice games, and his new show Christ On A Bike

LIFESTYLE 17 Cover feature Spectacular American dance theatre: Ailey 2

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18 wave Vintage & ethical fashion feature special; nutritional advice; laser hair removal at Revitalise; relationship coaching 25 Andrew Kay’s Food & Drink; Hotlist Andrew enjoys a feast at The Old Bank Steak & Ribs 27 Butler’s Wine Cellar Top places to dine this week including The Lamb Inn

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WHAT’S ON 28 Reviews Our verdict of recent shows 29 Bookings; Latest Brighton Download Chart New shows announcements; your local music chart 30 Latest Previews Wartime drama Private Peaceful, local band Mirrors, Comic Boom, and I Am Number Four in cinemas 28 Stars; TV Highlights & Listings One Million Snakebites; seven-day TV listings Managing Editor Bill Smith Business Director Angi Mariani Finance Manager Sharon Caple Administration Claire Peerless

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04 Latest People Brighton Festival Fringe launch, Daleks in Brighton, Amex Community Stadium, and Marathon training 06 News & Jobs Top chef appointed for The Amex Stadium; school recipes; charity fundraisers; the council’s Budget 06 Latest Inbox Readers’ letters, emails and website comments 10 Sport Mark Brailsford on the Albion’s worldwide following 10 Geeks On Wheels The Sussex YouTube phenomenon, iPad 2 and more 12 Bare Cheek A history of The Lanes, plus Hove factually 12 Competitions Win the original Brighton Rock on DVD 13 City Speak Ruby is not a fan of team sports, Tasha turns 18, and Will’s friend dodges a blind date 14 Snapshots A special tribute to musician Gary Moore 15 Celebcity Stars on the red carpet at the Baftas

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This Brighton Lights is our 23rd episode and it’s our biggest ever. In this show we meet comedy’s new kid on the block. He used to write for Frankie Boyle but now he’s just as brilliant and a little bit controversial on his own. As Jimmy Carr said the ‘sickeningly talented 20 year old’ Daniel Sloss.

Then we’re on the red carpet at the Duke of York’s with John Hurt, Andrea Riseborough and Sam Riley at the opening of the most famous movie ever about our city, Brighton Rock. And then we meet the Brighton film-makers who are turning Hollingbury into Hollywood – Brighton’s film coalition. Lastly, we get tattooed and married – not necessarily at the same time.

Sadly, we also have a tribute to Brighton’s greatest guitarist ever, I don’t think anyone will dispute that, in fact we’ll go further – one of the greatest guitarists of all time, the man responsible for ‘Parisienne Walkways’ and my personal favourite with Phil Lynott and Thin Lizzy, ‘Still In Love With You’. The late great Gary Moore. He was a humble guy, often playing in The Ranelagh Pub in St James’s Street, the home of the Brighton country and blues scene. We have some pretty much unseen footage of him playing as a guest with Brighton band The Perils recorded late last year. He was simply the best.

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latest PEOPLE Community connections Two of Brighton’s most iconic organisations, American Express and Albion In The Community (AITC), announced a ground-breaking partnership set to deliver a widerange of social initiatives in the local community and beyond.

The announcement, by BHAFC Life President Dick Knight and Amex Senior VP Michael Edwards, was made at the new Amex Community Stadium on Thursday 10 February.

Brighton-based BBC commentator, Jonathan Pearce, was equally impressed at how often AITC’s community work was mentioned as part of England’s World Cup Bid, and praised both groups’ continuing efforts to, “Create a legacy in the community.” Mr Knight, who talked of the near 15-year battle to get the new stadium built, said: “No football stadium in history has been through so much without a ball being kicked.”

Brighton Festival Fringe 2011 launch, Football partnership, Daleks in Churchill Square, & Marathon training for two of the city’s top hotels

Jonathan Pearce (Radio 5 Live and Match Of The Day)

President, Michael Edwards (Senior Vice American Express)

He added that the extraordinary support of the fans throughout the project has made it a truly “community-built stadium” that he hopes will “reactivate a whole new generation of Albion fans.”

Thanks to the new partnership between AITC and AMEX, it looks as though the Brighton community will be rewarded for those efforts with much more than just a new stadium.

Words: Richard Hook Photos: Piotr Dorosz

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Dick Knight (former chairman, Brighton & Hove Albion)

A cut above Brighton Festival Fringe Launch 2011 was held at The Green Door Store, a recently opened music venue at Trafalgar Arches underneath Brighton Station with complimentary cocktails from Hendrick’s Gin. Heather James, chair of the Fringe board, and Mark Bedingfield, director of the Brighton Festival Fringe, were delighted to announce that Citroën are the headline sponsor, with funding by Brighton & Hove City Council and the Arts Council England. Other partners include The Pebble Trust, Donor, Southern Water, Fringe City Partner, Visit Brighton, First Capital Connect, MyHotel, iFringe, Thistle, Legal & General, Martin Searle Solicitors, Pure 360 and Real Brighton.

Brighton Festival Fringe runs from Saturday 7–Monday 30 May 2011. www.brightonfestivalfringe.org.uk Photos: Patrick Kneath

Mark Raven (Citroën – headline sponsor of Brighton Festival Fringe)

Damian Barr (trustee, Brighton Festival Fringe), Heather James (chair, Brighton Festival Fringe), Chris Taylor (New Writing South), Mark Bedingfield (director, Brighton Festival Fringe), Amy Arnell (Pebble Trust), Mark Raven (Citroën), Louise Arnell (Pebble Trust), Andy Shaddick (Southern Water)

Andrew Kay (The Latest Magazines), Mark Bedingfield (director, Brighton Festival Fringe), Heather James (chair, Brighton Festival Fringe)

Sam Bourner (Festival staff), Kata Gyongyosi (Brighton Fringe marketing manager) Kathy Laird, Kim Yashar-Bish (Vocal Explosion Choir)

Guy Lloyd (presenter, Juice FM Brighton), Laura Nixon (aka Marilyn Monroe, Aliveandswinging.co.uk)

Kate Morrison (press officer, Brighton Festival Fringe)

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Healthy competition Two of Brighton’s top hotels – The Hilton and The Grand – are running Brighton Marathon this year, which adds to the healthy competition between the pair!

Centre: Andrew Mosley (The Grand hotel) and The two seafront neighbours hope the Katja Harjanne (Brighton Hilton) with other team members (l to r) Ben Haynes (The friendly rivalry between them will help Grand), Zoe Brierley (Hilton), Philip Lewis raise money for charity.

(The Grand) and Carl Tudor (Hilton) Running for The Grand are general manager Andrew Mosley, along with Phil Lewis and Ben Haynes. The Grand Hotel is raising funds for The Variety Club, as part of The De Vere/MWB Group, and are aiming to raise £1m. This quest started in April 2009 and has nearly been achieved. From the board room and front line staff, to customers and suppliers, everyone has been involved in Zoe Brierley, Carl Tudor, Katja Harjanne (Brighton Hilton hotel), and Andrew Mosley, a range of fundraising activities to help Ben Haynes, Philip Lewis (The Grand hotel) improve the lives of disadvantaged and disabled children across the UK. Running for The Hilton are Zoe Brierley, Katja Harjanne and Carl Tudor. Their chosen charity, Hilton in the Community Foundation, is committed to supporting those most in need of a brighter future. Focusing on children and young people, the Foundation supports activities in education and health.

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Centre: Andrew Mosley (The Grand) and Katja Harjanne (Brighton Hilton) with other team members (l-r) Ben Haynes (The Grand), Zoe Brierley (Hilton), Philip Lewis (The Grand) and Carl Tudor (Hilton)

Maternity cover PA/Office manager The Daleks have landed!

Rupert Burstow is looking for a temporary PA/office manager to cover maternity leave for between 28 and 37.5 hours per week Monty & Charlie meeting a Dalek

The ideal candidate will have: • Strong communication and IT skills • Ideally a working knowledge of the commercial property industry, although this is not essential • Strong organisational and excellent customer service skills • A full UK drivers licence and ideally own car

Exterminate!

The Daleks landed in Churchill Square, Brighton to promote Modelworld 2011, which is a three-day exhibition held at the Brighton Centre last weekend.

The Daleks appeared friendly and although veiled threats of extermination were heard, thankfully there were no children or adults injured. One Dalek chose to take the lift instead of using the escalator – no doubt to ensure that Dr Who wasn’t in the building!

Photos: Patrick Kneath

If you have the required skills and would like to apply for the position please send your CV and a covering letter to: Natalie Middle natalie@rupertburstow.com www.rupertburstow.com

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he police shooting of a man in broad daylight in a Brighton street shocked the city and posed a question for the nation as a whole.

Michael Fitzpatrick, 49 and wanted for armed robberies, apparently fired a handgun twice at police before marksmen shot him dead in Rock Place in Kemp Town.

Friends said Fitzpatrick, who had served time for his involvement in a murder, was determined not to go back to jail.

Was this a case of “Death by Cop”, a phenomenon well documented in the USA where villains commit “suicide” by orchestrating their own shooting by police? If it was, then this is one American import we could do without.

As Brighton & Hove City Council makes cuts of £34m from this year’s budget, the list of services axed or saved is bound to cause some controversy. Providing free swimming for under 11s was one goody that raised a few eyebrows among those who remember when teaching children to swim was a parental responsibility.

John Whitaker told Latest 7: “Free lessons for young children has an

appealing ring but at whose expense will it be? I’d prefer saving a few extra council jobs, supporting adult care, or filling some of the hundreds of potholes that litter our roads.”

But Charles Eaton said: “Poorer families will appreciate free lessons to teach their children something that could save their lives. If just one child is prevented from drowning then it will be worth it.”

What do you think? Email: comment@thelatest.co.uk Meanwhile, the council is getting tough on homeowners who let their properties fall into disrepair. A woman who ignored numerous letters and a planning enforcement notice to clean up her property in Sackville Road was fined £1,000 by magistrates.

She was required to repair all windows, and repaint external timberwork and walls.

And the council is cracking down on noisy neighbours too. A woman who played the Donna Summer track ‘Enough Is Enough’ at full volume late at night at her home in Clarendon Villas was fined a total of £260 with £550 costs by magistrates after council enforcement officers took action.

A new, free sexual health service promoted by NHS Brighton and

Brighton and Hove City Council leader Mary Mears on the 2011/12 budget

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ast week we unveiled our budget proposals for 2011/12, and it has been, by far, the most difficult budget I have been involved with since becoming leader of the council.

As part of local government’s contribution to the national debt reduction effort, we have had to manage a £17 million reduction in our main government grant and an overall budget gap of some £30 million.

However, we have been planning very carefully for this moment since 2009, when the extent of the hole in the public finances became clear. Our innovative Value For Money

Hove means free chlamydia treatment, free condoms and free morning-after pills for under 25s from 20 chemists in the city – and more are expected to join in.

The city is looking for a lord of the leftovers – someone who can turn wasted food into delicious meals. A competition is underway to find top tips on creating meals from scraps as part of the council’s Love Food Hate Waste campaign.

The campaign aims to find a leftovers champion whose recipes will be shared on social media and the council’s website. The winner will also receive a Harvest training course worth £25 donated by the Brighton & Hove Food Partnership.

Officials say the average family throws away almost £700 worth of food a year, and about one third of the weight on rubbish sent to landfill is kitchen waste.

Enter via Facebook.com/recyclingandrefuse or Twitter.com/recyclingrefuse or email LFHW@bhfood.org.uk Lastly, as participants train for the Brighton Marathon on 10 April, one of Britain’s greatest middle distance runners, Steve Cram, has agreed to be official starter.

This is an event that’s getting bigger – one that’s going to run and run, one might say.

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(RE: HAVIT Fitness, LS509) It was great to read your article Rob. Having met you at the BNI, I know how passionate you are about your work. Fitness is not just about the body; it’s about the mind too. Oprah Winfrey once said: “I don’t have a weight issue, I have a self-care issue”.

When people start to really care for themselves, good health and happiness can come easily.

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programme has already delivered Tax had gone up by inflation. significant savings through We have also managed to measures such as improving release some extra money procurement, cutting out for youth services in the city unnecessary layers of and we are establishing a new management, more effective Local Homes Venture Fund for management of sickness new housing. absence, cutting down on the use But for me, what was just as The council will not be of agency staff, and working to important was what wasn’t in closing any libraries share costs and buildings with the budget. We will not be partner organisations. I expect it closing any libraries or to deliver even more in the coming years. reducing opening hours; we will not be closing But above all, at a time when residents are any Sure Start children’s centres; we will not struggling with high fuel and food bills we be cutting any of our subsidised bus routes, wanted to offer some relief by reducing Council and we will be protecting grants for voluntary Tax bills by one per cent and the cost of parking sector organisations in the city. permits by five per cent. If this is agreed at our It may not be glamorous, but prudent Full Council meeting on 3 March it would be the management of the finances is central to first Council Tax decrease in the history of the everything we do as a council. The next couple City Council and would leave residents in a of years are going to be tough but I believe we ‘band D’ home over £60 better off than if Council are as well prepared as any council.

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sponsored zorb event for Christian Aid Christian Aid is looking for 75 people to take part in a sponsored zorb at Devil’s Dyke on Saturday 19 March. Zorbing involves rolling down a hill inside a giant inflatable plastic ball. The half mile long run in the South Downs is the longest in the country.

Registration costs £20 per person and the minimum sponsorship is £65. All proceeds go towards Christian Aid’s work in eradicating poverty. To register go to www.christianaid.org.uk/zorb or phone 020 7523 2019.

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spring clean in aid of The Martlet’s Hospice The Martlets Hospice is in need of good quality items including furniture, jewellery and electrical items, to sell in its shops in the city and nearby towns.

Donating your unwanted goods helps raise funds to support the Hospice’s vital work. They will even come to your home to collect your donations.

If you live between Shoreham and Rottingdean call the Hove Furniture Warehouse on 01273 721188. If you live between Rottingdean and Eastbourne contact the Peacehaven Furniture Showroom on 01273 588808.

The Martlet’s Hospice has seven charity shops around Brighton and Hove. These generate over £1m a year, which support the work of the Hospice. Donations can also be dropped at any of their shops.

>Future housing plans

for the city unveiled Housing is a top priority in Brighton and Hove with the council’s Budget designed to deliver several key initiatives.

These include the city’s first council house-building programme in decades to deliver hundreds of homes to the area.

It’s anticipated that additional funding will be generated in future years as the number of homes in the city continues to grow.

The announcement is detailed in the council’s proposed budget that plans to reduce council tax by one per cent as well as making savings of £82 million over four years while protecting essential services.

This new venture is in addition to not-for-profit company, Brighton & Hove Seaside Community Homes Limited, a joint council and tenant-led social enterprise, which is to lease 499 homes to generate more than £30 million to improve the city’s housing.

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COOK-OFF! Top local chef appointed at the new Amex Community Stadium

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s the 2011/12 football season kicks off in August at the Albion’s new home in Falmer, there will be plenty of good food to enjoy as former personal chef to the prime minister and multiple award-winning cook, Frederick Tobin, has been appointed as head chef at the American Express Community Stadium.

“We received nearly a hundred excellent applications for this job and went through a rigorous process to select our chef,” says Elliott Moore, general manager of catering at the stadium. “Without a doubt, Fred was the right man for the job, and we very much look forward to working with him to take stadium food to a new level in quality and service.”

The final stage of the recruitment included a MasterChef-style cook-off between shortlisted chefs, held at Queens Park Rangers’ Loftus Road

Stadium. Fred cooked from a mystery box of ingredients, creating seared supreme of salmon with a soused potato and spring onion salad and supreme of chicken filled with cream cheese and mushroom mousse.

Fred, who was born in Crawley and lives there now with his wife and four children, said: “Working on my home turf in one of the most exciting projects in the region really is a dream come true.

My goal is to create a new benchmark in excellence for stadium food. This is an awesome project and is something that I can really get my teeth into – it’s huge for Sussex, for the South, and for me!”

Fred will be overseeing seven kitchens; eight 1901 Club corporate hospitality suites; 14 kiosks, each with their own chef; a supporters restaurant, as well as a huge range of non-match day events, from trade fairs and conferences to weddings and private parties.

He intends to use as much local, Sussex produce as possible in the food served at the stadium and is already in discussions with local suppliers, seeking out the best ingredients.

Local primary school cooks up a storm Parents at West Blatchington primary have published a cookbook that brings together the colour and diversity of the school.

The book contains recipes from parents who don’t speak English as their first language.

Meal ideas include Bangladeshi noodles, Algerian Tamthout and Madeira cake.

The project was organised by Brighton and Hove City Council’s West Blatchington primary parents Kate and Shubena (front) with Fiona Gibson from the Ethnic Minority Achievement council’s Ethnic Minority Achievement Service.

Service. Participants also learnt how to take pictures of their dishes from Brighton photographer Julia Horbaschk.

“Cooking crosses cultural boundaries,” says Councillor Vanessa Brown.

“This project has been a great way to celebrate the very diverse experiences of local families.”

The Family Cookbook can be ordered for £4 from the West Blatchington primary school office on 01273 770777.

Leave your mark Brighton based fundraiser, I Leave My Mark, is asking groups and businesses to donate a pound and ‘leave their mark on a heart’ in support of Winston’s Wish, the leading childhood bereavement charity.

“This is a fun activity for families, work colleagues, and friends,” says Debbie Brown of I Leave My Mark.

“We are inviting the Sussex community to support local children by donating £1 and leave their mark on a heart.

“With the support of the Sussex community we aim to raise an additional £3,000 for the work of Winston’s Wish in Sussex by the end of February,” Taking part is simple: send an email to info@ileavemymark.co.uk and they will send you a heart, poster, and a collection box. Leave your marks on a heart, donate £1, and return your heart to be part of the giant collection.

Then pay in your donation online at www.justgiving.com – I Leave My Mark.

The hearts will be displayed at the end of the Brighton Fringe Festival in May in one of the world’s largest collections of fingerprints.

“We are looking forward to seeing the fantastic display of hearts in May,” says Sally Davies, regional fundraising and events manager for Winston’s Wish. “With the generosity of the Sussex community we will be able to continue to support bereaved children and their families.”

The Mayor of the city of Brighton & Hove, Councillor Geoff Wells, will be supporting the cause and leaving his mark on the fundraising display in beach hut 44 (Hove seafront) on the first day of the Fringe Festival on Saturday 7 May. To donate or volunteer visit www.ileavemymark.co.uk For further information on Winston’s Wish visit www.winstonswish.org.uk

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Up the Albion!

Mark Brailsford gears up for the last home games and flies The Seagulls’ flag in Denmark THE FINAL COUNTDOWN

You wouldn’t think the tension was rising judging from Albion’s disdainful dismissal of Hartlepool United in their 4-1 victory. The Albion were sublime, passing and moving their way to an utterly convincing win that preserved their lead at the top of the table. There was one moment of absolute football beauty that day that trumps even the four excellent goals scored by Barnes, Murray (x2) and Noone. It was a pass from the midfield to the right wing, where Glenn Murray was in a race with the Hartlepool left back. The ball was dropping from behind Murray’s shoulder and he continued his run and brought the ball down perfectly in one fluid movement, the ball in complete control. He then raced towards the goal and shot – only a superb save from Flinders prevented a glorious goal.

What price, Glenn Murray, now?

Looking at the next nine games at Withdean (only nine to go!), you can see where the crunch will come. The true test will be in April when the Albion play Sheffield Wednesday, Southampton and Huddersfield. All three will be pushing for promotion, which is when the tension will be at its height and where Albion’s season could well be decided. One thing that would have me putting my mortgage on promotion at the local betting shop would be if Kazenga LuaLua came back, but at this stage no-one knows if he will. Then again, the way The Albion are playing at the moment, do we need him?

ALBION ABROAD

Some of you may know of my England-supporting habit. Numerous World Cups and European Championships have been visited and a great time had by all – until it came to actually watching England play football. One such trip ended up becoming a play, Ronaldo Ate My Credit Card, which went to the Edinburgh Festival and toured. At the Denmark Vs England match (which England won 2-1), the England fans were in fine voice, many a litre of Tuborg was sunk, and many a Dane was hugged. Trying to explain to Danish fans that humble Brighton and Hove Albion (“Who?” they often ask) play better pass and move football than England often provokes a great debate about how football should be played which fortunately leads to one or two more beers as Gus Poyet’s tactics are explained with aid of beer mats.

My England shirt was proudly worn with my Albion, blue and white striped scarf to display my joint allegiance (and keep me warm!) and was in much demand from Danish fans after the match.

But what is interesting about going to England away games is the number of Albion fans who also follow England. You often spot flags with the Seagulls logo in the crowd. I’ve occasionally worn the blue and white striped shirt at matches and it often gets surprising recognition. At the Brazil Vs England match in Japan at the 2002 World Cup I was accosted by a Japanese chap chanting “Seagulls” at me as I left the stadium. In Porto, where there were at least 10 England fans in Albion colours, I walked into a restaurant after the Italy Vs Sweden game and was accosted by a Swedish diner shouting: “Hey, have you got Falmer yet?”

I could list other similar encounters but it would take up the whole column. Suffice to say, any Albion fan will tell you that on England trips there is a special camaraderie among the fans of lower league clubs especially. It’s rare that you find large numbers of Manchester United, Arsenal and Chelsea fans in the die-hard support. You tend to find yourself next to fans from teams such as Shrewsbury Town, Leyton Orient and Port Vale, who all delight in the fact that for England away games we are united in support of a common cause. Our club allegiances add to the banter and genuine enjoyment at the eclectic mix of people you meet on these trips.

The way The Seagulls are going, who’s to say that one day, I shall be wearing the blue and white stripes at an Albion away game in Europe?

Now that would be fun!

April is going to be massive!

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Geeks-on-Wheels Jamie Shaw of Geeks-on-Wheels knows what’s new in computerland Don’t track me!

Mozilla’s Firefox (the web browser) has slid in a new ‘Do Not Track’ feature into the beta (test) release version of Firefox 4. Available in Windows, Apple and Linux versions, this is basically a security feature to stop advertisements that use your browsing history to target you with ads based on what you have been viewing. The feature can be toggled on/off via a check box in the ‘Advanced’ tab of Firefox’s ‘Options’ window. The feature sends out a header informing websites you want to opt out of behavioural tracking.

This is a great feature which I am sure other browsers will copy in the near future. Well done, Mozilla.

What is 802.11ac Wireless?

It is the next generation Wi-Fi wireless networking standard capable of 1Gbps (Gigabit) speeds.

Recent research by the market research firm In-Stat forecasts that all mobile hotspots with be 802.11ac enabled, and that nearly 800 million 802.11ac capable devices will have been shipped by 2015.

Sussex YouTube phenomenon A former accountant from West Sussex has become an internet hit with piano recitals from his living room. Phillip Sear from Lindfield, near Haywards Heath, has won acclaim after uploading videos of himself playing the piano to YouTube. His performances have now attracted more than two million hits. Check out the BBC interview (featuring Geeks-on-Wheels) at http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/ukengland-sussex-12396836 Russian hacker pleads guilty A Russian man has pleaded guilty in court to stealing $10 million from former Royal Bank of Scotland division World Pay in 2008 by hacking into accounts.

Investigators said 27-year-old Yevgeny Anikin was a member of an international hacking ring that copied client account information and boosted the daily maximum

withdrawal limit before taking cash out of bank machines across Europe, Asia and the United States.

“I want to say that I repent and fully admit my guilt,” Anikin said in his final comments to the court in Novosibirsk in Siberia, where he was charged with theft. Anikin, who was detained in 2009, bought two apartments in Novosibirsk as well as a luxury car. Anikin, who is currently under house arrest, asked the judge for leniency in sentencing, saying he had already started paying back the money to the company. RBS Group sold World Pay in 2010 to a consortium of Advent International and Bain Capital.

Another member of the hacker ring was sentenced by a St. Petersburg court to six years in prison in September 2010. iPad2 in production Rumour control has it that Apple has gone into mass production of its second-generation iPad, with the updated tablet featuring a front camera, improved graphics and a faster processor. The Wall Street Journal quoted sources familiar with the tablet as saying the new iPad would be thinner and lighter than its predecessor, although the screen resolution would remain the same. The newspaper also said the retail price would be similar to the current versions of the tablet (between £429 and £714 inclusive of VAT), although it’s expected to feature more memory when it arrives in shops.

Gates sells shares Bill Gates has sold 10 million shares in Microsoft this month, and a total of 90 million shares in the past 12 months, reducing his stock holdings by 13 per cent. Over the past two years Gates has cut his interest in Microsoft by 22 per cent through more than a dozen separate transactions. Gates now holds roughly 591 million Microsoft shares, about 7 per cent of the 8.4bn shares, and remains its largest single stockholder.

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L7 INTERVIEW 11 Do you have, or have you ever owned, a high back armchair?

I haven’t and I never have. I heard a rumour about myself that I like to invite women back to my hotel and make them dance while I sit in a high-backed armchair pleasuring myself. I don’t know where this came from. If I was ever lucky enough to get a woman to agree to come to my hotel room I would have hoped to have been more interactive.

You also do a lot of work with Andrew Collins. Will you ever threaten to hijack his role at the Radio Times in the way he tried to get involved in AIOTM? Andrew covets and envies my life and everything I do only because his is so dull and mediocre. I don’t even want to read the Radio Times, let alone work for it.

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GOOD OF HERRING

Blasphemy, infamy and playing dice games.

Victoria Nangle catches up with the man in the middle of it all – Richard Herring

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fter 2009’s controversy over his Edinburgh show, Hitler Moustache, you might think that comedian Richard Herring would have steered clear of provocative titles for his 2010 show. You wouldn’t know him very well if you thought so. Richard, with true Herring style, put together his Edinburgh offerings last year by dusting off a previous show he had written called Christ On A Bike, updated it and took it up north to great applaud and rave reviews. He’s hardly going to shy away now after putting on such shows throughout the 2000s with titles like Talking Cock, Ménage à Un, and Oh ****, I’m 40! Not forgetting though the more demurely titled Someone Likes Yoghurt and The Headmaster’s Son (now out on DVD).

As well as kicking off this tour of the aforesaid rather good show last week, the week before Herring won the Chortle Internet Award 2011 for his superb podcast As It Occurs To Me, written each week about events that happened or occurred to him the preceding week, and last year he wrote the autobiographical How Not To Grow Up. Add to this his growing number of podcasts and radio work

with broadcaster Andrew Collins, plus even more solo work with Radio 4 and touring over a career that’s spanned over 20 years and you get the idea that it would be rather great to have a word with him about... well, the show and the world of comedy.

Here goes.

Christ On A Bike! What's it about?

It’s about why I am obsessed with Jesus even though I am an atheist, whether it's possible to find out who Jesus really was, whether I am better than him and if I might actually be him. It asks questions about the Bible and religion in general, but also questions my own atheism. Last year my show was about Hitler, this year it’s about Jesus. I am following the career path of Pope Benedict.

Your award-winning podcast As It Occurs To Me (AIOTM) is phenomenally successful.

When will we get a new series?

We're doing six more in May and June this year. The great thing about it is that we can just do it any time we feel like it – no need to wait to be commissioned or to find a time slot.

Pop up to London to see it live or download it free from iTunes.

what’s the biggest leaf? From your radio show”. I had little to no idea what they were talking about.

Who should play you in a film of your life?

Charlie Boorman.

Who are the best up-and-coming comics on the circuit to keep an eye out for?

Loads of great ones: Josh Widdicombe, Nick Helm, Catie Wilkins, Imran Yusuf. There’s loads of great competition coming from the young ’uns.

What presents would you like Brightonians to bring you when they come and see your show (we’ll try and print this as a hint)?

People often bring me sweets and stuff, but I am trying to lose weight now so will be happy if the gig is sold out.

You got a BBC radio series off the “I am following back of your Hitler Moustache show, do you want the career path of What and reclaiming to do next? other articles If you listen to Pope Benedict” seemingly AIOTM then you innocuous but now will know that I persona non grata. just want to be on Will there be another series? the telly. If the right thing comes I believe we are doing another series along I would love to do more work in the autumn and will be looking at on TV, but live work is where it is at items such as the Burka, the so I am going to carry on touring Golliwog and the old school tie. and doing the podcasts. I just need to think of a good idea for this You have acquired quite a body of year's Edinburgh show. I’d like to material over your comedy career. write some more scripts and maybe What’s the most bizarre thing a film, but I am very lazy so will that’s ever been quoted back to probably just play Yahtzee on my you by a fan? iPhone instead.

People often quote stuff at me that I don’t remember saying. Someone Richard Herring: Christ On A Bike – once said, “What’s the biggest The Second Coming, Komedia, leaf?” and I said I didn’t know and 25 February, 8pm, £26.50/22/15. they just said, “No, you know – Sold out, check with venue for returns.

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12 ONLY JOKING!

Bare cheek Brian Mitchell & Joseph Nixon’s thoroughly scurrilous Brighton column

I remember...

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he Lanes! These days Brighton's famous warren of narrow streets is a dizzying mix of antique shops, slightly more low-rent antique shops, jewellers, cafés, pubs and gift shops that nobody in his right mind would ever consider purchasing anything from. But what was it like over a hundred years ago, at the dawn of the 20th century? 109 year-old Shillingforth Culpepper remembers...

“Now, a lot of visitors to Brighton get confused about the fact that, while it's “the North Laine”, with an “i”, the Lanes is spelt without one.

This is not a new thing, in fact a bloody riot over this very issue engulfed the city back in the 1920s.

You had the Albertians, who thought it should be “North Laine” and “The Laines” versus the Bartholomew Boys, who reckoned it should be “North Lane” and “The Lanes.” The violent street fights that resulted from this difference of opinion made the exploits of the Bloods and Crips

look like a particularly milquetoast Sunday School picnic.

These days the old Lanes are regarded as a bit of a ‘tourist trap’, the sort of place you can buy a pretend Edwardian coal scuttle in the shape of George Bernard Shaw, or a hand-woven shawl made from recycled stair carpets, but they wasn't quite so genteel in the old days, oh no. In fact, when I was a lad back in the early '20s, the area was awash with brothels. There was Madame Sousatzka's, a very classy place with a French theme, and the Pink Puma, where all the girls were dressed as the griffin from the Midland Bank adverts.

When I was a nipper I had a job at one of the places, serving drinks and cleaning the rooms, and one time I accidentally walked in on Chaplin disporting himself with a couple of blondes. He was very nice about it though, and merely kicked all my

teeth out before throwing me out of the window.

Of course, everything changed in the late '30s. We was at war with Germany and there was no time for frivolities like illicit sex.

The Lanes was taken over entirely by the Ministry of Defence. I worked there in their propaganda department, producing leaflets to discredit Herr Hitler by implying that he had appeared in the unsuccessful situation comedy You Must Be The Husband.

I remember one time I was hard at

work when in came Sir Winston Churchill, accompanied by Field Marshal Montgomery and Air Marshal ‘Bomber’ Harris. Old Churchill and his marshals were arguing about how to bring a swift resolution to the war.

I leapt up and suggested an amphibious landing operation in Normandy to take place on 6 June 1944. With tears in his eyes, Churchill looked over at me. He nodded once, and then motioned to Harris and Montgomery, who held me down over a printing press while Churchill...” (CONTINUED ON PAGE 98)

Hove factually Five things you never knew about fantabulous Hove various times in its long and 1homeAtillustrious history, Hove has been to the headquarters of several major international organisations, including I.O.C., W.T.O., Médicins Sans Frontières, The Warsaw Pact, Kids International, U.N.C.L.E., Interpol, Nabisco, that language school in Mind Your Language, and The Assassination Bureau.

In Hove the words ‘horny’, 2Pacificus’ ‘payroll’ and the phrase ‘Rex are banned. Use of one or

all of them is punished by an hour in the company of Kiwi, infamousmutineer-descendant, and erstwhile Breakfast-Time celebrity chef Glynn Christian.

1975 the Borough Council 3‘HoveInlaunched the advertising slogan is......’, an allusion, complete with cartoon loving couple, to the long-running ‘Love is...’ series once commonly found on posters, mugs and novelty mirrors. Some of the graffiti that filled the blank left by the slogan are still regularly cited among the top 10 in the world for obscenity.

’80s pop sensation Then Jericho used to run Ladies That Do on 4Blatchington Road.

Castle was built in 11th 5GuyHove Century by Norman overlord Sir De Sackville, who instituted a

reign of terror over his peasantry that involved making them twist their bodies into gruesome contortions while extracting large monies for the privilege. Echoes of this barbaric practice can be seen today in Hove's many yoga classes.

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GUILTY PLEASURES – ALBUM LAUNCH PARTY Guilty Pleasures will be relocating to a brand new home right bang on the seafront in the Concorde 2. On Saturday 12 March GP will be packing the mirrorball, industrial quantities of glitter and Dolly Parton 12”s and lugging them down to the Concorde for the first of several parties this year. Celebrating the launch of the brand spankin’ GP album expect the likes of Anna Greenwood, Dynamite Sal, Hot Gusset and Sparkle Motion. Plus, the theme for the party is Top Of The Pops, so if you fancy dressing-up like your favourite pop tart, group or presenter, it will just add to the stupendous fun. Jimmy Saville dopplegangers more than welcome. Now then, now then, answer this and win tickets...

Q Finish the Dolly Parton single 9 to...?

William Saunders’ new book Jimi Hendrix: London examines Hendrix’s impact on London’s leading musicians – including the Beatles, the Rolling Stones and Eric Clapton – and follows Hendrix as he acquires a savvy manager, a tight band, a forgiving girlfriend and launches himself into a breakneck career that whisked him from dingy clubs to Woodstock and recording and television studios. Win one of three copies.

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CITY SPEAK

Teen Spirit

Life begins at 70 Ruby Grimshaw hides away from team sports

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can never understand why men speed on a small Borneo stallion make this great mystery about can be quite scary, especially when the offside rule. If I can these athletic little ponies could understand the rule then surely ‘stop on a sixpence’ as the saying anyone can. I used to hate any type went, leaving the rider to carry of team game at school, and in blissfully on over their heads. hockey I would choose to play in Hitting the ball was not my goal because I was always cold and particular forté. The one time I did everyone would give me their mange a beautiful backward sweaters as they got warmed up. stroke and sent the ball rolling for (I became quite a good goalie, miles I heard the Colonel laugh. aided no doubt by my wide girth by “Great shot, Ruby! Pity we’ve the end of the match.) It was also changed ends!” So I was usually the only position whose exact place told to leave the ball to the others I could be sure about – apart from and glue myself to the best striker right back, which even to me was on the opposing team and prevent self evident. him getting In Hong anywhere Kong I used to “I heard the Colonel near the ball. play polo for If I came off laugh, “Great shot, the civilians the field against the followed by an Ruby!

Pity we’ve army teams irate officer belonging to shouting changed ends!”” the 414 Pack abuse at me Transport Core and pointing (Mules), who were based at Lo Wu to the black stain on his beautiful on the Hong Kong/Chinese border. white riding breeches I knew I had Polo had many rules, which I never done well. did get my head around. The pace So, back to the offside rule. In was so fast I always seemed to be one sentence, did you say? A player in the wrong end of the field of play, is in an offside position if he is made even more difficult because nearer to the opponents’ goal line teams had to change ends after than the ball or the second last every goal. Another rule which I opponent, but only commits an found tricky was not being allowed offence in this position if he to cross another rider’s path as interferes with play when the ball they thundered towards the ball. touches one of his team. Quite Thirty miles an hour does not seem simple, really. Don’t know what all fast in a car, but travelling that the fuss is about.

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Tasha Dhanraj on the joys of young adulthood

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’m 18! I’m 18! Look at me! an £18 cocktail – one pound for I can drink legally! I can get a every year I’d been alive. It was a credit card! I can buy knives! drink with such a high alcohol Wow, being 18 is dangerous. content that they call it ‘The Maybe this is the government’s Zombie’ after what you become way of population control – like once you’ve drunk it. I, on the Logan’s Run, but with more other hand, had one that tasted of passive methods. pineapple and had less alcohol in it So far, being 18 has been than a capful of mouthwash. thoroughly uninspiring. I haven’t I don’t really know what I was been ID’d, I haven’t voted for hoping would happen when I anything and I haven’t woken up in became 18. There was an element a gutter surrounded by my own of me thinking that I would vomit. In some ways, I’m glad suddenly get this new-found those things haven’t happened, awareness of my responsibility in but at the moment I don’t feel like life and I would start looking into I’m doing the “18 interest rates on thing” properly. mortgages and I “I am wasting my I have been would actually behaving myself bother to work time wondering far too much. out what APR Instead of means. I’m the whether I am embracing the same though. I liberty and was never that being 18 correctly” legality side of big on drinking coming of age, I and I have have been living up to my adult always been excited by things that status. My first legal drink was taste of pineapple. while having a nice meal with my I think the truth is, being 18 parents, before absorbing some doesn’t make me an adult and I culture at the theatre. Then, the shouldn’t start searching for things next night I found myself in a pub to make me feel like I am. I am with people buying me drinks all wasting my time wondering evening and I still chose to have whether I am being 18 correctly less than two pints and leave in and I should just appreciate this time for the last train home. I have window while I am still technically been a complete square. an adult, but don’t have to worry Yesterday, my boyfriend and I about the other burdens that come spent the day in London together. with it. I’m still a child and I would We went to a bar where he ordered like to be treated as one.

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who refused to go on a date with someone just because they’d given birth. On the other, she had a suspicion that was exactly the type of girl she was, and her brain wasted no time in searching for an escape slide.

“You invented a dog”. I stare at my friend as she toys with her Valentine’s seafood platter. Around us the restaurant is full of happy couples, cheeks Will Harris gets to grips with a phantom dog ablaze with love and Prosecco.

“No, no, it’s a real dog. hen Helen’s co-worker at Remember, I have to look after that the bookshop offered to set ““I also tweaked it into a doberman. Less child King Charles spaniel for a couple her up on a blind date, of weeks? Well, I just tweaked the Helen dropped the Gok Wan she was friendly,” she adds, by way of explanation” dates slightly.” holding and accepted immediately.

“Don’t tell me. To Saturday?”

Self-respect be damned. She’d never Helen holds her wine glass up to been the type to look a gift lesbian in the mouth, and the light. Motes of red dance across her eyes. “To every Saturday for the besides, her confidence in her own dating decisions remainder of the year. I also tweaked it into a doberman. Less child friendly,” had hit an all-time low since she found out the last she adds, by way of explanation. girl she’d been seeing had started a Raoul Moat I’m unsure how this makes me feel. As someone raised by a hard-working tribute page online. “Great,” said the co-worker, single parent myself, I find it difficult to stomach any kind of discrimination in “because I’ve already shown her your Facebook page the pram-face oeuvre. However, I also understand how – at this and she really likes the look of you.” stage of my friend’s life (and let’s face it, fabricating This, Helen would later tell me, was a source of some canine visitations is hardly the hallmark of consternation. Mainly because she has her Facebook privacy someone who’s ready to play house) – the idea of locked down so tight, the only photo this woman could possibly getting involved with a single mother might be have seen of her was at a festival dressed as Uncle Albert from daunting. If anything, I conclude, Helen’s reluctance Only Fools And Horses. But this was a mere shot across the bows to step into a role she knows is beyond her might compared to the bombshell her colleague dropped next. even be a sign of maturity.

“It will have to be a Saturday,” said the co-worker, “because “Nope, it’s not that,” she says, spearing her that’s the only day she doesn’t have the kids.” calimari with a gruesome finality. “It’s more the Kids. This put Helen in a bit of a bind. On the one hand, she fact she’s had two heads through it.” didn’t want to go down in staff-room history as the type of girl

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14 SNAP SHOTS

Snap Shots Photographer Diana Frangi captures the faces and places that define our city. This week: a tribute to guitar legend Gary Moore To the rest of the world he was a fabled guitar player, for over 30 years in the top rank of guitar blues man. But to Brighton he was an unaffected friend and neighbour spending a lot of his time in the North Laine and the Guitar, Amp and Keyboard Centre, as well as the pubs and bars of Brighton and Hove. The news of his untimely death on 6 February at only 58 while on holiday in Spain spawned pages of tributes in the world’s press.

Gary’s music will always be associated with the iconic groups Skid Row, where he was ‘discovered’ by another guitar legend, Peter Green, and Thin Lizzy. He came to live in Brighton in 2002 to be near his sons Jack and Gus. His most famous solo, a textbook classic, is

found on the song Parisienne Walkways, a collaboration with Phil Lynott, and his last album, Bad For You Baby, released in 2008, is one of the best examples of the blues-rock sound that Gary made his own.

A few years ago he gave an informal interview to Latest 7 about his love of Brighton, mentioning Indian Summer as his favourite restaurant. He lived with his partner Jo and their daughters Lily and Saoirse, in Hove.

Brighton is famous for its showbusiness celebrities, but Gary was in a class of his own.

He will be sorely missed by his friends and colleagues, and our condolences go out to Jo, Jack, Gus, Lily and Saoirse.

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CELEBCITY 15

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Julianne Moore in A Single Man, which also starred Colin Firth. Moore was nominated for Leading Actress in the Baftas for her role in The Kids Are All Right

Gossip from the BAFTAS; JLS’s Marvin & The Saturdays’ Rochelle; Katie & Alex confuse the world

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who was sharing his table with wife Jane Goldman and SPOTTE D he awards season has now comedy pals Morwenna Banks and David Baddiel. !

Removal m Fred Fairb en helping begun in earnest and ahead A huge thanks to Sarah Arnett who lent me one of her chart wonderass of ’90s of my trip to the Academy signature chiffon gowns for the evening – I felt a million rs Fred move Right Said from Awards, I spent a Sunday night dollars! Brighton designer Sarah is currently creating Hove home. his talent-handling at the BAFTA artworks for ‘Pick Me up’ at Somerset House. Catch her ceremony at the Royal Opera pieces on show from 18 March (www.saraharnett.co.uk).

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The red carpet at the awards Andrew Garfield and Jesse Eisenberg in Columbia Pictures' was the longest one the UK has The Social Network ever seen and a stellar line-up of Image: www.picselect.com SPOTTED! megastars graced its every inch.

My highlights among the Enjoying a romantic dinner at nominees were gorgeous Best Actor winner Colin Firth looking extremely the fabulous Moshi Moshi in regal in his tux; red-headed glamazon and Best Actress nominee Julianne Brighton last week were stars of Moore; and The Social Network star (and, ironically Facebook non-member) the British pop scene’s hottest Jesse Eisenberg. groups: Marvin from JLS and As I only had red carpet access, I was ushered into the bar, which doubled Rochelle from The Saturdays! up as a celeb holding area for those presenting the awards. (Here I spotted Meanwhile, across the city in Stephen Fry, Kevin Spacey and Eva Green!). I prepared to sit the ceremony Jubilee Square, the rest of out in there until I spotted an industry friend who kindly let me join him in his Rochelle’s band-mates were ringside box inside the Royal Opera House! chowing down at Las Iguanas.

From here I was able to tweet the latest news from my @brightonseagull The girls were in town ahead of account. The ceremony itself was an extremely polished affair, with their gig at The Brighton Centre. presenter Jonathan Ross putting in an unusually dignified performance. I had a chat with Jonathan at the after show dinner at the Grosvenor House,

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It was a very strange turn of events for Katie Price and Alex Reid as the warring couple were spotted enjoying a romantic spa break in Sussex.

Staying at the luxurious Alexander House spa hotel in East Grinstead, the pair were snapped by the News Of The World – who went on to print one of the few shots of Jordan without a full face of slap. Not sure what’s going on there, really, but as Katie reportedly served her cross-dressing husband with divorce papers the day before the five-star trip, I don’t hold out much hope of a happy ending. He’ll be the second ex-Mr Price before long...

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COVER FEATURE 17

FROM GOSPEL TO GLASS Ailey 2 dance up a storm at Brighton Dome

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ew York’s outstanding young dance company Ailey 2 are embarking on their first UK tour. The younger second company to the Alvin Ailey American Dance Theatre who have successfully toured Britain three times in the past five years, Ailey 2 take over Brighton Dome’s Concert Hall on 1 and 2 March.

The company formed in 1974, featuring 12 handpicked dancers from students at The Ailey School, and are reknowned for merging the creative spirit and energy of the world’s best young dance talent with the passion and creative vision of today’s emerging choreographers.

The company is led by artistic director Sylvia Waters, who said: “The company has earned a place on the world stage, and we look forward to sharing our unique spirit, dance artistry, and choreographic works.”

The 12 members of Ailey 2 perform diverse dance repertoires, with the programme including the much-loved Alvin Ailey classic Revelations, featuring traditional spiritual songs, gospel songs and holy blues from the American south.

Also in the programme is The External Knot, with music by Philip Glass and Robert Schumann, a narrative piece about one man’s journey

searching for his inner self; Robert Battle’s The Hunt, which examines the relationship between modern sports and the rituals of the gladiators; and finally, Jessica Lang’s Splendid Isolation II. which is an ethereal and haunting piece set to the beautiful choral piece O Maria.

Ailey 2, Tue 1 to Wed 2 March, 8pm www.brightondome.org 01273 7097009

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Ethical style Stay on trend & support the world we live in with local vintage & ethical fashion buys

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ow often does the question of ethics come into your morning routine of getting dressed? It seems increasingly so, as vintage and ethical styles feature heavily in spring’s fashions. Plus, the vintage/ecofriendly option is ‘very Brighton’, meaning it’s never hard to find some great buys right on your doorstep.

So why choose vintage? Aside from getting an item that’s individual (a must for parties/weddings!), vintage clothing is a great investment – plus, it’s ecofriendly too. Recycling and re-using vintage clothing discourages the production of ‘throw-away fashion’. The result? It’s better for the environment.

We are becoming more aware as consumers on ‘value’ fashion, thinking twice about a ‘bargain’. It’s that question of ethics again: surely we all want a quality item that’s been made in fair working conditions? Fair-trade fashion is on the increase as a result. And then there’s the materials to consider too: organic cotton, environmentally-friendly fibres (with no harsh chemicals used in the production process) and sustainable sources are all sought after.

Here, we round up the best in local shopping that keeps ethics in mind, with some great vintage buys and eco-friendly products. Plus, turn over for more ethical beauty and fashion products. Bamboo features heavily, but don’t worry – there’s plenty left for the Panda Bears!

Tribalik Tribalik believes that conscious fashion is becoming more and more important. Consumers are realising the effects their buying choice has on the developing world and how much power they have in affecting people’s lives and ensuring that those who make our clothes are treated fairly.

Most of Tribalik’s pieces are sourced directly from craftsmen and tailors in Europe and around the world, where they can ensure fair treatment. It is in their hands as consumers and suppliers to make a real difference to the lives of our brothers and sisters around the planet.

Tribalik are noticing a difference in the buying patterns of their customers who, even during these harder economic times, are becoming more conscious and are choosing fair trade products, understanding the impact this action has.

Tribalik, 1a Sydney Street, Brighton, BN1 4EA, www.tribalik.com

Tramp Tramp is Brighton’s newest ladies vintage boutique that focuses on fabulous finds from the 1920s through to the 1980s. All pieces are carefully hand selected and brought up to date if needed concentrating on the current seasons trends. Whether it’s a ’70s ladylike bohemian look, avant garde indie style or a simply stunning cocktail dress for that special occasion, then Tramp is the place to look.

They also have lovely range of jewellery, handbags, belts and shoes to compliment that special outfit – all at prices that won’t raise an eyebrow.

They are also pleased to offer customers a hire service on selected pieces.

Simply pop in and ask and they will be happy to show you what is available.

(Open Tuesday to Saturday, 10am–6pm, and Sundays, 12pm–4pm.)

Tramp, 22 Trafalgar Street, Brighton, www.trampvintageclothing.com

’60s psychedelic shift dress, £55; ‘80s gold quilted bag £25; gold pearl choker, £20

’70s shocking pink linen dress, £58; silver pendant necklace £18

Frock Me

Big Bead Boutique Brighton’s most exciting new shopping boutique, located at the bottom of Dyke Road, just around the corner from Churchill Square.

Whether you love vintage jewellery, adore beautiful beads or lust after gorgeous handcrafted wedding accessories, Big Bead Boutique is for you.

Glamorous vintage head pieces and accessories, sparkling handmade jewellery and vintage haberdashery, ribbons lace and buttons – all set in eclectic vintage surroundings with a warm and friendly service. Bespoke service available.

Come and explore their spectacular emporium of wonderful things!

Big Bead Boutique, 12 Dyke Road, Brighton, 01273 383983, www.bigbeadboutique.co.uk

The world of vintage fashion has seen an explosion of interest. Last year saw the relocation of Frock Me vintage fashion fair to the Corn Exchange to accommodate the increase in demand. Indeed, Brighton has become a magnet for all things vintage, so much so that Frock Me will shortly be opening the Blackbird Tea Rooms – a traditional 1940s tea shop in Ship Street, which, with its original old shop fittings and staff all dressed in vintage, will be the perfect setting for vintage lovers to see and be seen.

Frock Me Vintage Fashion Event, Sunday 6 March, 11am–5pm, Corn Exchange, Brighton Dome, Church Street, Brighton, www.frockmevintagefashion.com

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Guilt-free buys Beauty & fashion products with the environment in mind ECOTOOLS LASH AND BROW GROOMER, £4.10

Keep brows under control with EcoTools’ lash and brow groomer. The bamboo handle (as a fast-growing plant, it is highly sustainable) has a low impact on the earth’s resources, and the synthetic taklon bristles are 100 per cent cruelty free. Plus, EcoTools donates 1 per cent from every sale to For Your Planet.

Available from Tesco and Superdrug stores nationwide.

KANGOL BAMBOO CLOCHE (IN NATURAL), £38

decision was made based on aesthetic and environmental considerations. Under new regulations, ‘bamboo’ can only be used to describe textile fibres taken directly from the bamboo plant, without using the chemical processes to make rayon. Get in on the bamboo trend now!

Available from www.kangol.com

SIMPLE ‘TAKE ON HI’ SHOES, £60

Look chic this spring with this new hat from Kangol. Keeping with the bamboo theme (see above), Kangol’s S/S 2011 collection includes bamboo as a key material. This

High tops are a big trend this season and with eco-certified leather uppers, organic cotton linings, Simple’s partially recycled shoes (the bottoms are made from a recycled car tire) make a great

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fashion –and environmental – statement. Simple’s ‘Take On Hi’ Shoes even come in a shoebox made of post-consumer recycled paper.

Available from www.simpleshoes.com

HEMPZ TREATS

One of the bestselling body lotions in the USA is now available in the UK! Hempz Treats uses pure, organic Hemp seed oil (great for long-term hydration).

Paraben free, gluten free, and loaded with antioxidants and natural honey and vanilla extracts, body lotions include Orange Dream Cupcake and Strawberry Cheesecake. Gorgeous. www.hempztreats.com, 020 8498 7283 for stockists.

PARISSA WAX STRIPS (FOR FACE AND BODY £10.99/FOR FACE AND BIKINI £7.99)

natural wax formulated with pine resin and canola oil, these are a perfect – and ethical – introduction into the world of waxing.

Available from Boots, Fresh and Wild and Whole Foods.

SOLHEALING 100% NATURAL HEALING BALM, FROM £3.50

New from Sol Healing, a calming lavendar balm with soothing chamomile and healing Vitamin E. It’s suitable for all ages (from 36 months) and can treat cracked lips, Eczema, blemishes and itchy/irritated skin. Sol Healing is a wonderful paraben-free range, created by BritishIndian Hina Solanki. www.solhealing.co.uk, 0845 6520917

Smooth skin is easy to achieve with Parissa’s range of ready-to-use wax strips.Using 100 per cent

Relationship aid Take a step forward in your relationship with help from ‘It’s Not You, It’s Me’ Our relationships take up a huge portion of our lives, so isn’t it worth investing in some professional help in getting them right? We seek help to find the right jobs, develop our careers, and help us keep in shape but when it comes to our relationships – something that plays a huge part in our wellbeing – we leave it to fate or ask our best friends for advice!

When we take a step back, we often realise the reason our relationships don’t work are because of the things we think or do rather than the failings of others. ‘It’s Not You, It’s Me’ dating and relationship coaching, helps you work out what might be stopping you from building successful relationships.

Using a combination of coaching techniques and tried and tested advice, It’s Not You, It’s Me will help you focus on what you need to do in order to improve your existing relationship or find a new partner.

Don’t leave it to Cupid; take control of your future happiness.

One-to-one coaching and group workshops are available, led by trained professionals. Visit www.itsnotyouitsme.co.uk or email info@itsnotyouitsme.co.uk for more information.

WIN! Two unlucky in love readers can win two hours of oneto-one relationship coaching worth £100. For the chance to win, just answer the following: What date is the next Dating and Relationship Workshop being held?

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Email your answer to competitons@thelatest.co.uk with ‘It’s Not You, It’s Me’ in the subject box. Alternatively, write to us at the address at the front of the magazine. Entrants must be aged 18 or over. Closing date: 28 March 2011.

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WAVE WORLD Health & beauty news, reviews & ethical living JEWELLERY FIT FOR A QUEEN

Anna Loucah may not be a familiar name to you (yet!) but the Brighton bespoke jeweller made waves on the red carpet at the recent Golden Globe awards.

Livia, wife of The King’s Speech actor, Colin Firth, has developed the ‘green carpet’ project where she aims to wear only ethically sourced items. Anna Loucah works closely with Livia to create special handmade jewellery using entirely ethically sourced materials. The result? Recycled 18ct white gold from Hoover and Strong, ethically sourced rubies and purple spinel from Ruby Fair, and South Sea pearls from the carbon neutral company Jersey Pearl and studded with conflict free black diamonds making up some stunning pieces of jewellery. Anna’s pieces will be auctioned on behalf of Oxfam at the end of March. Until then they

are on display at Baroque Bespoke Jewellery in Brighton. www.annaloucah.com

MAC DOES WONDER WOMAN

Get in on the action as MAC cosmetics launches its Wonder Woman collection. Think bold eye shadows, larger than life lashes, oversized lipglass plus accessories including compact mirrors, application brushes and make-up bags.

Bright, fun packaging to liven up your make-up bag for spring, plus the trusted brand MAC behind the wonderful cosmetics. Wonder-ful!

Available exclusively at Selfridges and Selfridges.com now, and at all MAC counters and www.maccosmetics.co.uk from 3 March.

WHAT IS... IDD THERAPY?

Intervertebral Differential Dynamics or IDD TherapyTM is an innovative back pain treatment new to the UK. Developed in the USA to treat slipped discs and degenerative disc disease, The Sussex Back Pain Clinic is one of

only five certified facilitators in the UK. Treatment is safe, non-invasive and extremely effective. The computer targets selected vertebrae on either side of a chosen disc. As the vertebrae are drawn apart pressure is relieved on the disc and on trapped nerves and pain relieved.

This also promotes the flow of nutrients into the disc to promote proper healing. Essentially, it’s a bit like gentle stretching. Sussex Back Pain Clinic started running clinics in November 2010 and already have a number of success stories. They provide monthly demonstrations on IDD Therapy, delivered by qualified practitioners. www.sussexbackpainclinic.co.uk

WAVE READS

You Are What You Hear by Harry Witchel is a new book on music and the brain. Why do some people like rap music and others Beethoven?

It’s all explored in this new read.

Witchel also gets behind the science of ‘we are what we hear’ in Brighton Science Festival. Catch him at the Big Science Saturday on 5 March and prepare to delve even deeper into the subject...

MARCH’S MUST-HAVE PRODUCT

If you put up with those niggling aches and pains but they always persist then make sure you check out the new Phytodol spray. We've all heard of joint care supplements, but this spray eliminates the need for taking capsules, which may be a delight for many! The spray contains glucosamine hydrochloride. Glucosamine is a natural substance found in the body that helps the formation and repair of cartilage. It’s ideal for the maintenance of healthy joints, and with fragrances of ginger and cinnamon, it’s pleasant for the senses too!

The new Phytodol Spray is available from Holland & Barratt and all good health food stores, £14.49, www.vitahealthcare.com

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Dear Jacquie Your health queries answered with Jacquie Lane, from the College of Naturopathic Medicine Like many, I joined the gym to lose the Christmas bulge but have stopped going already! What’s the easiest way to lose weight and get motivated?

OP, Hove The easiest way is to move a little more and eat a little less!

Remember, energy in, energy out, so get moving more (use your bicycle, walk to work...).

Recently I have been working with a group of people who all have the same goal of weight loss and getting fitter. I have to say the success principle has been looking at each of them individually and setting a specific individual plan. The group situation often helps as we get support and help from others.

We all have different drivers when it comes to cutting down on foods. Some people are emotional eaters, some eat through stress, some crave sweet things as a way of rewarding ourselves. Whatever

‘One size fits all’ diets that are out there just don’t work for everyone

your ‘driver’ is, it’s important to know the facts.

Your body needs a combination of fruits and vegetables for nutrients and fibre (essential for elimination and bowel health);

whole grains for energy and nutrient value; fibre, which is also filling, and protein for strength and growth – plus its obvious nutrient value. It also adds satiety and helps balance our blood sugar levels when combined with carbohydrates. We really don’t need sugar or white bakery goods such as cakes and biscuits!

What combination of these foods you put together depends on your lifestyle and your individual factor.

The ‘one size fits all’ diets that are out there just don’t work for everyone and certainly not for the long term, which is what most people truly want.

Take a bit of time to figure out what motivates you when it comes to food and factor in your lifestyle.

Do you have an hour in the evening to cook or is it 20 minutes? Do you eat animal protein or are you a strict vegan? Take this along to a nutritional therapist and get a specific personal plan that includes all of your key nutrient levels.

Stop the yo-yo dieting; it’s really bad for your health and your enjoyment of food and life!

If you have a general health query that you would like to raise here you can email Jacquie at healthqueriesforWave@naturopathy -uk.com. Please note that Jacquie cannot enter into individual correspondence unless your query is chosen for publication.

Jacquie Lane is a lecturer at the College of Naturopathic Medicine (CNM) and the Director of Studies at CNM in Brighton. Jacquie also runs her own nutrition clinic in Brighton and manages a biological testing lab specialising in digestive issues.

CNM open evening If you would like to train to become a nutritional therapist, please book to attend CNM’s next open evening in Brighton on 01342 410505, www.naturopathy-uk.com

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Dare to bare?

Prepare your skin for the warmer months ahead with laser hair reduction at Revitalise

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aser hair removal is the treatment choice for both men and women this spring. Why the need to start so early? Well, even though your legs, underarms, chest/back are still cocooned in multiple layers of clothing, laser hair removal treatment may take a course of treatments to get the result you need. Plus, treated skin should not be exposed to direct sunlight, so early treatment is advised! Laser hair removal is becoming the increasingly popular choice for eliminating unwanted body and facial hair. With no more plucking, waxing or shaving, it’s not hard to see why! Dry and irritated skin, razor cuts and stubble can become a thing of the past. However, it is vital you visit a qualified laser hair removal technician.

A thorough consultation will be made beforehand, where you will get an idea of the number of treatments necessary for the desired result. Skin colour, hair colour and texture, and body area are among the factors that determine how readily hair will be removed and how many treatments would be required. For example, dark hair is easier to remove than blonde hair. A patch test to know the required setting of the laser for each individual is also carried out. It may sound quite daunting, but the procedure is much gentler than electrolysis and waxing, with clients reporting little or no discomfort at all.

Revitalise uses Chromogenex lasers, a well known brand in the medical laser industry. Their Phaser-EPL is the latest generation in laser technology and is considered by many to be the best lasers available for hair removal.

Here’s the science bit: a laser focuses light energy at a specific “After a sufficient wavelength into a narrow beam. The selection of wavelength for laser hair number of treatments, removal is important for achieving optimal results and avoiding skin there is little or no damage. At the proper wavelength hair growth at all” and energy, the laser light penetrates the skin, attacking the hair follicle without damaging the surrounding tissue. Hair that is in an active growth phase will be destroyed by the energy absorbed from the laser.

What are the results? The Phaser–EPL used at Revitalise has been approved for permanent hair reduction. A significant reduction in hair growth is seen following each laser treatment. After a sufficient number of treatments, there is likely to be little or no hair growth at all (five to eight treatments a month apart are usually required).

As with any treatment, there can be side effects, although quality lasers, experienced staff and a thorough consultation at Revitalise helps keep these to an absolute minimum – if any at all. The most common side effect is the temporary darkening (hyper-pigmentation) or lightening (hypo-pigmentation) of skin colour. These risks can be minimized by avoiding prolonged sun exposure or the tanning booth for one week prior and one week following your laser procedure. This makes now the ideal time to start a course of laser hair removal treatments.

With lasting results and treatment carried out by fully qualified practitioners, you may expect laser hair removal treatment to be costly. When weighed up against the cost of waxing treatments/shaving products, it is actually a worthwhile investment. Prices vary depending on the area you would like to treat. Package deals are available at Revitalise and can offer exceptional value if you're willing to pay for your treatments in advance. Treatment areas include earlobes, nipples, navel line, bikini line, upper lip, chin, cheekbones, hands, under arms, side burns, toes, feet, jaw, arms, abdomen, shoulders, back, navel pubis, thighs, lower legs, and buttocks. Revitalise offer packages which can be tailored to suit the individual requirements of both men a women. In addition to laser hair removal, Revitalise also offers laser treatments in face rejuvenation, acne treatments and thread vein removal.

With a dramatic decrease in hair growth over time, it is easy to see why laser hair removal is quickly becoming the choice of treatment for many.

Revitalise, 86 Church Road, Hove, 01273 738389, health@revitalise-u.co.uk, www.revitalise-u.co.uk

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ANDREW KAY’S FOOD & DRINK

Food & Drink Andrew Kay gets messy at The Old Bank steak and ribs restaurant

A good ribbing K

emp Town Village is having something of a renaissance as a food lover’s destination. In recent weeks I have praised The Ginger Fox and 24 St Georges and I am a big fan of both Spinelli and Ground. I happen to live within minutes of all of these so I can walk to each in no time.

The new kid on the block is The Old Bank, and it is the closest to my front door. So off I went to give it a whirl. On our first visit Mr R had an excellent burger but I admit to having been disappointed by my ribs. Not that they tasted wrong, in fact they were delicious. I just felt that the portion was a little small.

Since then I have been barraged by people telling me how good it is so, out of a sense of justice, I went back and proved once again why I will often leave a new venture for a dignified period to ‘bed in’.

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ribs, a great slab of them and perfectly cooked so that the meat fell easily from the bones. The baste was good too, a balance of savoury and sweet which I like compared to the overly sugary sauces that are so often employed.

The steak was tip top. I asked for it rare and it was perfectly cooked. By that I mean bloody but also hot. The side of coleslaw was good but I disliked the little pot it was served in and tipped it onto the plate. I did the same with a tomato salad that could have done with a bit of a kick seasoning-wise. The green salad was okay although the lettuce was shredded so fine that it reminded me of a Victoria Wood line where she describes some shredded lettuce as not being a salad but a cry for help. The help this needed was again in the dressing, which was okay but lacklustre. I sort of craved something like a thousand island dressing or a blue cheese one.

Puddings were a course too far but I was talked into a waffle with the works and I have to admit that I did a fair amount of damage to it and loved it. I’m not a fan of soft whip ice cream but it does have a sort of kitsch retro fun to it and I think they could build on this with some big classic sundaes.

The wine list is very well put together and throughout the week they are offering a variety of deals from a fixed price dinner to an eat-as-many-asyou-can ribs deal.

The room is big, too, really spacious and they seem to be prepared for families and parties. And this I think is where the place will really come into its own. I can imagine that kids will love it, simple food with that American slant, burgers, fries, baked potatoes... and Mum and Dad can enjoy a steak and a bottle of good red at a sensible price.

I wish now that I had stuck by my usual rule and let it settle in before dashing down. My opinion has now changed and I will no doubt be back to enjoy more ribs and steak very soon.

The Old Bank Steak and Ribs, 120 St George’s Road, Kemptown Village, Brighton, BN1 1EA 01273 682200 www.oldbankkemptownbrighton.com What is your favourite finger food? andrew@thelatest.co.uk

light bites My second visit was excellent and I started with a portion of hot wings.

“I loved the wings – This is where the food starts to get they have a fiery messy, but it was not a problem as the very helpful waiter brought a pepper sauce that finger bowl on a scale that facilitated the efficient washing of sticky has that pleasant fingers. I loved the wings – they have a fiery pepper sauce that has that zing of Tabasco” pleasant zing of vinegar-like Tabasco.

There were plenty of them, too, with lots of meat and they had not been cooked to the point where that meat had dried out and shrivelled up.

My friend had a roquefort and endive salad that looked both delicious and generous, if not a little too large as a starter.

On next to the mains, the friend choosing the fish of the day served with a house salad and mushy peas. How pleased I was to see that these mushy peas were indeed mushy peas proper and not the fake ones being made with frozen peas. I like those, too, but they are not mushy peas in my book.

I took the logical step of ordering a combo of ribs and steak, all basted with their special house barbecue sauce. This time my ribs looked like a rack of

MORE KEMP TOWN VILLAGE DELIGHTS – ARTISAN Thank you to the reader that pointed me to Artisan. I had been in once and found a good range of deli delights to tempt me but after the letter I went back for a coffee and have to say it was first class. I also bought some dried pasta with chilli which I went home with and turned into a delicious supper. I was also impressed by their selection of quality charcuterie and good ‘artisan’ breads. Their sandwiches are pretty ‘designer’ and sound delicious so I will no doubt be back Artisan Delicatessen, 117 St George's Road, Kemp Town, Brighton BN2 1EA. 01273 679983 artisanlivetoeat.com

SPINELLI Still high on my list is Spinelli where Carlo Torre’s team make excellent piping hot coffee, just the way I like it. With papers and magazines this is a great spot to hang out early morning.

Spinelli Coffee 24 Garnet House, College Road, East Sussex, BN2 1JB 01273 818819

GROUND Winner of the Brighton Foodies best cafe and a real gem. Great coffee, brilliant Cocoa pastries and a fun and funky atmosphere.

36 St George’s Road, Brighton, East Sussex BN2 1ED 01273 696441 www.groundcoffeehouses.com

NEWS Word is that The Real Patisserie have bought premises in Kemp Town Village and plan to open soon in what was Regal Estate Agents.

OLD FAVOURITES No food trip to Kemp Town Village would be complete with a visit to Paul and Fran at Bramptons butchers and cheese shop.

Excellent family butchers with a wide range of meats, game and cheeses. Proto greengrocers continue to serve the community with traditional fare and a good range of organic foods too. Finally The Kemp Town Deli does a great breakfast and brilliant rosti – well worth a visit. follow me on twitter

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L7 Hotlist Eateries and bars catering for all tastes. For more dining options visit www.thelatest.co.uk American Rock & Roller

Enjoy fabulous American-inspired food – including mammoth home-made burgers (beef, chicken and vegetarian), locally smoked ribs and sizzling steaks – at Rock & Roller. Upstairs you’ll find an entire floor dedicated to pool, with five tables to choose from. Join the Pool Loyalty Scheme – play nine hours and get a tenth hour free.

95 Western Rd, Brighton, BN1 2LB, 01273 710014, www.rock8roller.co.uk

British & modern European Bardsley’s

Probably Brighton’s most popular fish ’n’ chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele.

Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials. Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices.

22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256

The Chimney House

With a stylish, welcoming interior and excellent modern British food, this family pub in Seven Dials offers some of the best fresh, seasonal, home-cooked food in the city at great value. The menu – which changes with the seasons – includes locally-caught fish, superb vegetarian options and the very best of succulent Sussex meats. Whether you pop in for a bowl of soup or home-made burger at lunchtime, a three-course evening meal or their fantastic Sunday roast, this special, new-style food pub won’t disappoint. Check out the menus online or call to book a table.

The Chimney House, 28 Upper Hamilton Road, Brighton, BN1 5DF, 01273 556708, www.chimneyhousebrighton.co.uk

The Dyke

Superb rustic Tuscan menu mingled with English classics. Locally sourced or organic ingredients and rapidly gaining a reputation as one of Brighton’s most stylish eateries. One side is a proper pub with excellent real ales and log fire; the other a very grown-up stylish restaurant. It’s very child (and dog!) friendly too, and has a big garden for those late summer evenings. Lunch 12pm–3pm; dinner 6.30pm–9.45pm.

218 Dyke Road, Brighton, 01273 555672, www.dykepub.co.uk

The Gallery Restaurant – The Lanes If you’re looking for an independent restaurant offering some of the very best steaks and British dishes then why not try The Gallery Restaurant? Located in an old fishing cottage in the very heart of Brighton’s Lanes The Gallery Restaurant prides itself in offering the very best dishes, service and ambience – British style!

In the summer they boast one one Brighton’s largest alfresco terraces but in the winter the mood is relaxed and welcoming. Try the lunch two-course menu for just £9.95 and the evening menu two-course menu for £13.95.

28 East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HL 01273 773327, www.thegallerybrighton.co.uk

The Lamb Inn

The Lamb Inn at Ripe is a 350-year-old quintessential english country coach house inn offering a full home cooked classic pub food menu to enjoy in front of an inglenook fire.

The pub has been refurbished to include three bed and breakfast rooms, games room and beer garden. A quiet and relaxing getaway in the heart of the South Downs National Park.

Church Lane, Ripe, near Lewes, BN8 6AS, 01323 811810, www.thelamb-ripe.co.uk

The Old Bank Steak & Ribs

Kemp Town’s friendly new steakhouse restaurant serves delicious food with great service in a warm and comfortable setting.

Locally-owned and aiming to be the ‘Cheers’ of the neighbourhood, The Old Bank is a rarity in the city, offering quality steak and ribs, local catch of the day, grilled chicken and vegetarian

dishes at great value prices. A fantastic wine list, selected mainly from local merchants by GQ wine columnist Jonathan Ray, complements their wholesome and satisfying food. Kids’ menu great value. Open Mon–Thurs, 5pm–9.30pm; Fri–Sun, 12pm–10pm; live background Sunday jazz 6–8pm.

120 St George’s Road, Kemp Town Village, BN1 1EA, 01273 682200, www.oldbankkemptownbrighton.com

The Restaurant At Drakes

With an air of relaxed glamour, exemplary service and the finest modern European cuisine in town, the 2AA Rosette fine-dining restaurant provides the perfect setting for intimate dinners or private parties. Two courses for £29; three courses for £39; fivecourse Gourmet Chef’s Taster Menu for £50.

Private dining room with designated waiter for up to 12 people.

43–44 Marine Parade, Brighton, BN2 1PE, 01273 696934, www.drakesofbrighton.com

11am–3pm Monday to Saturday.

Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

The Townhouse Restaurant

Italian

Located in the vibrant Kemp Town area of Brighton, The Townhouse provides a welcome change from stuffy restaurant dining, offering relaxed service and unpretentious food. Utterly chilled out, The Townhouse not only has a dining room and bar in which to enjoy the company of friends, but a piano room too. With a head chef all the way from London’s Dorchester Hotel, The Townhouse’s food is truly delicious. Fabulous dishes, staff and ambience – British style!

81–82 St James’s Street, Kemp Town, Brighton BN2 1PA 01273 693216, www.thetownhousekemptown.co.uk

Chinese Gars Restaurant

This old Brighton favourite offers an exciting menu with some great new ideas and a wholly different experience in terms of style and presentation. Smart service, beautiful interiors and a chic atmosphere make this one of the city’s top places to be seen. Start downstairs at the bar. Eat from £10.

19 Prince Albert Street, Brighton 01273 321321, www.gars.co.uk

French Cocoa Patisserie

Cocoa is an authentic French patisserie near Brighton Station. Everything is homemade on the premises each morning with the finest ingredients. A selection of pastries, cakes, tarts, biscuits, jams, ice creams, sandwiches, quiches, toasties and salads to eat in or take away. Beautiful cakes made to order.

48 Queens Road, Brighton, BN1 3XB, 01273 777412

New Steine Bistro

“With more than a soupçon of Gallic charm The New Steine Bistro are true bon viveurs. No fancy pants fashion fads here, but some well executed classics. Most importantly though is their open attitude: everyone gets the same charming welcome – guests and diners, locals and visitors alike – and when you have been once, you will want to return again and again.” – Andrew Kay, L7 food writer. Their reasonably priced menu starts at £12.50 for two courses, £14.50 for three, Sunday to Thursday; £16.50 for two courses, £18.50 for three on Friday and Saturday. A la carte menu available. Open 6pm.

10/11 New Steine, Brighton, BN2 1PB, 01273 681546/695415 www.newsteinehotel.com/restaurant.asp

Indian Chaula’s

Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide variety of vegetarian, vegan and gluten and wheat-free dishes. Buffet available

To add your entry to our Hotlist call Advertising on 01273 818150

The Dyke

Donatello

Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent value Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant-value meal deals on blackboards outside – two courses £6.95, three £8.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value.

Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ, 01273 775477, www.donatello.co.uk

Fat Leo

The budget branch of the Donatello stable but you’d be hard-pressed to see why. Quality family dining in the Italian mould but a little less

expensive. Popular with students and young families, with trendy interiors, and a menu with the signature set-price boards proclaiming any two courses £5.95, and three at £7.95.

16–17 Market Street, Brighton BN1 1HH, 01273 325135, www.fatleo.co.uk

Thai The Green Mango

The Green Mango has arrived to spice up Brighton and Hove! This modern Thai restaurant is committed to giving you the complete Thai experience, with the most authentic food possible. Lunch starts at £4.95, and we’re open every day, so come down and “gin yur yur” (eat a lot!)

8 Church Road, Hove, BN3 2FL, 01273 327226, www.thegreenmangohove.com

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Grape expectations Here’s health to Henry Butler wine merchant and raconteur as he opens his second Butlers Wine Cellar outlet in Kemp Town Village

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he Butlers Wine Cellar are about to expand with a new shop in Kemp Town, Brighton. This long-established wine shop, serving the community of Hanover for over 30 years, will be opening their second shop in St George’s Road.

Butlers have, over the years, worked hard at creating a unique independent business, offering a broad eclectic range of wines and knowledgable service.

The Butlers Wine Cellar was started in 1979 by now owner Henry Butler’s parents. They have both now retired, but mum Jill “will be called upon for deliveries every Christmas” jokes the proprietor.

“This is an exciting time for us,” says Henry. “We have been able to increase our staff and the move to a second shop in Kemp Town should be a great opportunity for us. We love being part of the Hanover community. We’ve probably been there longer than most of the residents now, and we aim to carry the shop’s personality into our new Kemp Town premises. I’ve shipped in a special manager from Edinburgh, so it has to work!”

Butlers specialise in holding an extremely broad range of wines, from most wine-making countries around the world. All wine shops say they should be

“We have outgrown the shop floor in Queen’s Park Road. Having a second shop hopefully means I’ll be able to go and buy more wine!” says Henry.

If you cannot visit either of the shops, don’t worry, Butlers are currently revamping their website, where you can buy all the wines, and they can deliver locally, nationally and internationally.

“We are about to kill our existing website. It has taken a battering over the years. Most of our product range is online, but we are halfway through building a new, up-to-date site, which will offer so much more than we currently do.”

Butlers also run a wide range of tastings and events, which are always good fun; you will learn something, but that probably depends on how much you choose to drink, too. No prior knowledge is needed for any event, and it’s a great way to meet like-minded people. The new batch of tastings will include a wine and perfume matching event with the fragrance expert Nancy Lodder.

If you want to get a taster of the Butlers inimitable style of wine education you can also follow their recommendations through a series of short videos on www.winebox.tv. Winebox was created by Henry and business partner Euan Macdonald.

“We wanted to make something on film that captured the atmosphere of Henry’s wine tasting events. We want to help wine drinkers at any level make better informed purchases – when I go to a friend’s for dinner, I don’t want to drink rubbish!” says producer Euan.

“This is a fledgling business but we have already had a fantastic response. We know wine suffers on film, and it drives me nuts. It’s either too stuffy or assumes the audience has no brain; we are trying to create a fresh approach. I’d watch it and I do it for a job!”

Butlers Wine Cellar, 88 St George’s Road, Kemp Town, BN2 1EE, 01273 621638 www.butlers-winecellar.co.uk

happy to drink their own wines whether at £5.49 or £549 per bottle; with Butlers you get the feeling they do. They work closely with local sparkling wines such as Breaky Bottom and Ridgeview, but also carry rare New World wines or older vintages of European classics. All of the staff at Butlers have their own personal favourites and are always more than happy to help and advise. There are, of course, many curve ball wines such as an award-winning ‘grown up’ Lambrusco, the only Malbec to be blended with the white grape Torrontés, and a massive array of unusual grapes from Italy. There is something for everyone.

winebox.tv Henry’s unique style of wine education hits the small screen Among the 60 wine programmes online, six people from Brighton have gone back to school to learn the basics about wine and now you can pick up on all the tips they learned without leaving your home.

“We wanted people who like to drink but know nothing about wine,” says series producer Euan MacDonald. “For example, we found an estate agent who’d never drunk red wine, and a photographer who buys purely on whether the wine is high in alcohol!”.

The aim is to allow these people to experiment and make better choices when drinking in or out, and viewers can pick up all the advice, and taste along at home with wine cases that accompany the series available from the website.

To watch the programmes, buy the wine, or just laugh along with the students go to www.winebox.tv

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REVIEWS

L7 Under review Read more reviews of local shows online at www.thelatest.co.uk Entering the stage in a shredded, reflective skirt and a seductive poise, Alexandra Burke welcomed Brighton with ‘Broken Heels’ and didn’t miss a step. Affectionate couples looked on in adoration on Valentine’s Day as the X Factor winner belted out her chart-topping hits and danced with great aptitude.

The evening was compensated with a few covers, including a Destiny’s Child medley – acknowledging the consequential duet she performed alongside Beyoncé during the X Factor final. In time, Burke will undoubtedly release enough original material to bridge this gap. Leona Lewis step aside; this girl has the voice and the charisma.

Brighton Centre, 14 February JJJJJ Simon Robb

SUSSEX SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA – VALENTINE'S EXTRAVAGANZA

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talented players should have drawn a capacity crowd. The concert was a delight from start to finish. The pieces, loosely linked by the theme of love, ranged from Barry to Debussy and each was polished until it shone. Puccini’s, ‘O mio babbino caro’ and ‘Un bel di’ never fail to produce a tear or two, and did David Illman/Brighton Centre

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ou know what to expect with The Saturdays: smart, slick, girl-next-door pop, and in this they did not disappoint. Mollie, Rochelle, Frankie, Vanessa and Una do High-Street-meets-girl-band to perfection. The Headline Tour features wall-to-wall hits: ‘Up’, ‘Just Can't Get Enough’, ‘Work’, ‘Forever is Over’, ‘Ego’, ‘Missing You’, ‘Higher’, plenty of costume changes, and indeed climbing up and down staircases in vertiginous heels – while singing...

The synth and dance sound of the likes of ‘Work’ and ‘Ego’ is consistently above-average so far as pure pop goes, and this show proved that all the girls really can sing as well as dance. A medley of Rihanna covers finally gave Vanessa the opportunity to shine as, undoubtedly, the best singer of the group.

The set was minimal with a video screen back-drop featuring montages of the girls. Between the three costume changes — ranging from glittery cocktail mini-dresses to urban hip-hop shorts – we were treated to outtakes and best bits from their reality TV show The Saturdays: 24/7 where, once again, they come across as hard-working, funny and enjoying every minute of their current status as the queens of British girl pop.

On stage, the girls made a big effort to speak to the crowd, happily reading out competition winners’ names, taking photos of the crowd so the audience can tag themselves on Facebook, and thanking fans for the homemade banner. The audience of predominantly girls – of all ages – were delighted to hear they will be back in December.

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BOOKINGS | MUSIC CHART 29 so on this occasion, courtesy of soprano Joanna Appleby, who was in fine voice, if occasionally a touch too heavy on the vibrato pedal. A shimmering, passiondrenched ‘Nimrod' provided a fitting climax. Exquisite.., St Bartholomew's Church, 12 February JJJJJ Gary Mepsted

EMILY BARKER & THE RED CLAY HALO

This all-female quartet of highly accomplished musicians delivered a set of well-orchestrated folk, shot through with country charm and exquisite vocal harmonies.

Their performance was in equal measures haunting, delicate, rousing and sombre, overlaid throughout by Emily Barker’s rich and versatile voice. It is this thing of great tenderness and power that sets them apart. Moving from tales of love at the Cornish coast to old world atrocities in her native Australia, and set to exquisite accompaniments of cello, fiddle, flute, accordion and guitar, they were a wonderful panacea on a dour winter’s night.

Latest Musicbar, 15 February JJJJJ James Gibson

WOLF PEOPLE

Promoting their debut album, Steeple, Wolf People produced a beautifully crafted set, combining a distinctive folk charm, echoed by late ‘60s psychedelia. Shy in their presence, Wolf people appeared fragile and timid, Fronted by a mixture of howling guitar, against a powerful but subtle voice. They lulled the crowd into a false sense of dulcet tones before descending into rhythmic organised chaos. They gave an unpredictable but captivating interpretation of this genre that may become a sound better associated with a larger stage.

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L7 Bookings On sale this week…

ORQUESTA BUENA VISTA SOCIAL CLUB® WITH OMARA PORTUONDO Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 17 April, 7.30pm, £32.50/£28.50, 01273 709709, www.brightondome.org The 14-piece Orquesta Buena Vista Social Club embark on their spring tour. Previous tours have sold out; bag your tickets to see Grammy award-winning singer Omara Portuondo with OBVSC.

FOODIES FESTIVAL BRIGHTON

Hove Lawns, 30 April–2 May, £10/8 (valid all three days, allowing re-entry), 0871 230 5573, www.foodiesfestival.com The first stop of the Foodies Festival tour is here in Brighton – so fingers crossed for some early summer sun.

Meet top chefs, sample and buy food from local producers, and take part in food and drink masterclasses.

Plenty of tasty treats!

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LADYSMITH BLACK MAMBAZO

Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 16 June, 7.30pm, £24–£27.50, 01273 709709, www.brightondome.org Ladysmith Black Mambazo have married the rhythms of their native South African musical traditions to the sounds and sentiments of Christian gospel music for over 40 years now.

See them perform live this summer, joined by special guest Muntu Valdo.

Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 25 April, 7.30pm, £30–£50, 01273 709709, www.brightondome.org A new date has been scheduled for Katie Melua’s forthcoming gig; original tickets are still valid.

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1 Panos Christofi – Satin Doll 2 Panos Christofi – I’ll Never Know 4 The Slimey Gulls – Lot 67 5 Hollywood Assassins – Catwalk 6 Duke Monorail – Microfilm 7 Blacklight Republic – We Don’t Write Love Songs 8 Fresh Like Dexie – Step In The Sun 9 Duke Monorail – Monorail 10 Mellor Drumatix – Cafe Del Mellor

Katie Melua Guilty Pleasures Launch Party

ANDY MCKEE

It was obvious from the opening bars of his first song why Andy McKee’s show was sold out. He is a true virtuoso on his instrument; the elegance, delicacy and power of his playing is astonishing. Although he has technique to burn, his songs have soul too, which means you don’t need to be a die-hard frethead to enjoy them. The undoubted highlight of the gig was ‘Hunter’s Moon’ (from his new album), a driving, percussive number with the guitar doubling as drum set. If you’d closed your eyes you would have sworn there were at least four people on stage.

Komedia, 13 February JJJJJ Gary Mepsted

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GUILTY PLEASURES LAUNCH PARTY

Concorde 2, 12 March, 11pm–4am, £12/10, 01273 673311, www.concorde2.co.uk Guilty Pleasures has a new home!

Get down to Concorde 2 for a proper house warming – plus, it’s the launch party for their album!

Expect DJs and dancers live on stage plus glorious pop to see take you through to the early hours!

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Ladysmith Black Mambazo

It’s been a while since the chart mainstay, diverse pop singersongwriter Panos Christofi, has had a brand new Number One, though swing/crooning number ‘Satin Doll’ this week breaks that trend.

Maintaining his vice-like grip on the top two spots, Panos’ former number one, ‘I’ll Never Know’ is this week’s number two. Taking the bronze medal this week, the gothish (though don’t let that put you off) KontraPunkt present another quality new entry with ‘Island’. Completing this week’s top five rundown, moody indie rockers The Slimey Gulls take four with ‘Lot 67’ as country/rockabilly crossover ‘Catwalk’ by Hollywood Assassins takes five.

11 Mellor rumatix Jazz Club 12 Robert Lloyd Tell Me Tell Me True 13 Stuart Newman Head Hurts 14 Bigredcap So Pleased 15 lolatwist Perfect Waste 16 ODi Something Beautiful 17 Mellor Drumatix Dance 24 Voyager 18 La Lunalight Unspoken 19 Millsy slug Music Zippit 20 MellorDrumatix Breaks n Entry SUBM YOURIT MUSIC & videos

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LATEST PREVIEWS STAGE

L7 Previews STAGE: FRONT LINE THEATRE Andrew Kay contemplates dance, war, and giving what you can to support the arts STAGE: PRIVATE PEACEFUL With R.C. Sherriff’s World War I classic drama Journey’s End embarking on a national tour it seems timely that Private Peaceful is being performed at The Hawth in Crawley. Based on Michael Morpurgo’s award-winning book, Private Peaceful relives the life of Private Tommo Peaceful, a young First World War soldier awaiting the firing squad at dawn. During the night he looks back at his short but joyful past growing up in rural Devon: his exciting first days at school; the accident in the forest that killed his father; his adventures with Molly, the love of his life; and the battles and injustices of war that brought him to the front line.

Winner of the Blue Peter Book of the Year, Morpurgo’s inspiration for

Private Peaceful came from a visit to Ypres where he was shocked to discover how many young soldiers were court-marshalled and shot for cowardice during the First World War. This production is most suitable for ages eight and over.

Private Peaceful, The Hawth, Crawley, Thursday 17–Saturday 19 March, 6pm Thursday, 10.30am & 1.30pm Friday, 3pm Saturday, £10 (schools/family of four: £8.50), 01293 553636, www.hawth.co.uk STAGE : AILEY 2 New York’s outstanding young dance company, Alvin Ailey 2, brings an exhilarating dance programme to Brighton Dome.

Ailey 2 grew out of the eponymous Alvin Ailey American Dance

Ailey 2

Dancing at Lughnasa

Theatre, formed in 1958 by the legendary African-American dancer and choreographer. Under former Ailey dancer Sylvia Waters, Ailey 2 draws together young dance talent from across America, translating their agility, grace and soul into powerful performances.

Together, this acclaimed ensemble produces a diverse dance repertoire that includes Alvin Ailey classics – such as his signature work, ‘Revelations’ – and new works by today’s most in-demand choreographers.

The tour includes a post-show Q&A. Ticket holders for Ailey 2 gain free access to Pre:View. Read more on Ailey 2 in our cover feature, p17.

Ailey 2, Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, Tuesday 1 to Wednesday 2 March, 8pm (doors 7.15pm), £12.50–£22.50, 01273 709709 www.brightondome.org STAGE : DANCING AT LUGHNASA Brian Friel’s Olivier award-winning play Dancing At Lughnasa is coming to Eastbourne this March, and audiences are once again being invited to pay what they can for their tickets.

‘Pay What You Can’ proved extremely successful for the opening night of Punk Rock last year at the Devonshire Park Theatre. It encouraged people to take a gamble and see a play they might not usually book tickets for.

Whether it’s £1 or £20, people are asked to literally pay what they can afford.

Private Peaceful

Dancing At Lughnasa is set during the summer of 1936 and centres around a cottage in the remote Irish village of Ballybeg, the five Mundy sisters – who live a simple life with their recently returned brother Jack, a missionary priest, seven-year-old Michael, and a wireless set called ‘Marconi’. Years later, Michael looks back at that fateful summer when the knockings of change finally caught up with the Mundy family.

Dancing At Lughnasa, Devonshire Park Theatre, Eastbourne, Tuesday 8–Saturday 12 March. 7.45pm, plus Wednesday & Saturday Matinee 2.30pm, ‘Pay What You Can night: Tuesday 8 March, 01323 412000, www.eastbournetheatres.co.uk follow me on twitter

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LATEST PREVIEWS MUSIC&CLUBS 31 CLUBS: MILKSHAKE Whatever happened to proper pop music? Milkshake is here to serve up the cream of the pop crop with no cheese! From Beyoncé to Bowie, Fleetwood Mac to Foals, this is the place to be. No crap, no idiots, and no JLS. The Haunt, 23 February, 11pm till late, £3/2

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Komedia , 23 & 24 February, 7.30pm, £13.50

CLUBS: POLEOKE! Pole dancing meets karaoke! To celebrate the growing popularity of pole dancing as a fun and fitness activity, the night starts with a demonstration dance from expert dancers. Then it’s your turn to practice and move that boot-ay.

Latest Musicbar, 26 February, 10.15pm, £10 CLUBS: REVOLT! After the success of the launch party back in November, this quarterly alternative club night is back. With circus acts, Gorelesque performers, live performances by Dopefight and Here There Be Monsters, six DJs, zombie raffle, horror movie screenings, stalls from Brighton’s favourite shops, cheap drinks and more!

Concorde 2, 25 February, 11pm–4am, £5 MUSIC: BRITISH SEA POWER Raising the flag for Brighton bands done good, the good ship BSP continue to make waves with their indie-drenched alt-rock. Metaphors aside, this is a band at the top of their game as evidenced by the new album Valhalla Dancehall. A truly idiosyncratic band, they have sung of the Carpathian Mountains, atomic

MUSIC: TINA DICO Perhaps Denmark’s biggest singersongwriting export, Dico first appeared in 2001 with her debut album, Fuel, before heading to London where she appeared on Zero 7’s album When It Falls, a career move that raised her profile no end. She’s now released a number of sophisticated albums culminating in the double CD Welcome Back Colour.

Komedia, 26 February, 8pm, £12 MUSIC: MAX GILKES Writer and performer Max Gilkes’ compact blues-infused rock sound blends a smoother James Morrison or Steve Winwood with touches of early Bowie and the odd hint of Marvin Gaye. Debut album Walk In This Direction sees Gilkes striking out as an artist in his own right.

The album also features contributions from locals such as Lizzy Parks and Sarah James.

Proud Brighton Ballroom, 23 February, £6.50, 8pm Tina Dico

MUSIC: SOUND AND VISION Jeff Hemmings looks into Mirrors

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righton band Mirrors have been making a big impression in the last year or so; their mesmerising fusion of mid-late ’70s krautrock and late ’70s/early ’80s new wave synthpop has caught the imagination.

“Me and Tate were in a band previously,” says James, who, along with Tate, Ali, and drummer Joseph, make up the band. “We lived in Bexhill and fancied a change. Then we met Ali, found we had common interests, and it developed from there.”

“We wanted to do more than just write songs and play at the Dog And Duck,” says Ali. “We wanted to create a theatrically encompassing show.”

“A lot of the first things we were listening to was krautrock, mid-late ’70s, which was a massive influence on us,” says James. “That’s the idea with Mirrors: a hypnotic type affair, helped by the visuals we create. Then there are bands like Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark (OMD), early Depeche Mode and New Order that have influenced us too.

“The first show we did was at the Sallis Benney Theatre and there was 300 people there. That was where Skint first saw us...” Prior to that gig, the band had released a couple of low-key singles on small independent labels, before being approached by several major labels. “We were courted by some of the majors, but it was a strange feeling – it didn’t feel they had a real love affair with music. We could smell through the bull****. Skint allow us to do it it the way we want,” says James. The result is their debut album, Lights And Offerings, which will be launched at a gig at Brighton’s newest venue, The Green Door Store. Through the use of largely homemade visuals, the band has created a live show that treats the elements of sound and vision equally.

“We have those pretentious moments when we talk about what a song looks like,”James laughs. “It's really there to enhance the song, give it a little flavour. Some people like the band just for the visuals... A lot of it is filmed; just little ideas which we expand upon, such as getting my flatmate to dress as a Victorian gentlemen and place him in a chair in various public places, and film the reactions. It’s a lot of fun to do!” Hand in hand with their strong stage visuals is their liking of smart dress, with local celebrity tailor Gresham Blake currently working on a batch of new suits for the band.

“I had a very heavy debate last night with a young lady,” says James.

“She said, ‘I don’t understand. If I was in a band the last thing I’d want to do is conform in a suit’. I said, ‘surely, it’s more conforming to not turn up in a suit!’ For us, it’s a lifestyle choice; we’ve always been quite smart, we just upped it a bit.”

Mirrors, The Green Door Store, Thursday 24 February; Meadowlands Festival, 27-29 May; debut album Lights And Offerings is released on 28 February. follow me on twitter

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LATEST PREVIEWS COMEDY&EVENTS for you? Robin Dunbar explains all.

Ropetackle Centre, 22 February, 7pm, £8

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Ginger & Black

COMEDY: BOOM BOX Victoria Nangle looks forward to Comic Boom at Komedia, with its variety selection box of great comedians

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t’s that time of the month again, when we get to go out to a fabulously friendly night, laugh our heads off and have the finest in up-andcoming comedic talent mingle with a sure-fire, bona fide banker-of-giggles honest to Dog brilliant headliner. Just in case you’re thinking we’re pulling your chain about the up-and-coming hand-selected Victoria Nangle acts, we’d like to add that previous players under this guise include tonight’s headliners: the glorious Ginger & Black. Having already recorded their own BBC3 pilot, plus made numerous appearances on BBC radio, this acerbic musical duo is a firm favourite with critics and audiences alike.

Past supporting slots have also been filled by Seann Walsh (Chortle Award Best Newcomer 2009), Nick Helm (Chortle Award Best Breakthrough nominee 2011) and Brian Gittins (Ricky Gervais support, 2009 tour). So keep an eye on this lot.

Tonight’s opening slots are filled by the dry dulcet tones of Rich Heap, the brilliance of David James, So You Think You’re Funny 2010 semi-finalist Pete Brush, and the familiar tones of Latest 7 columnists Tasha Dhanraj and yours truly (who?). Plus, the ever-lovely Julie Jepson takes on hosting duties this month. Pretty unmissable.

Comic Boom, Thursday 24 February 8pm, £9/7, Komedia, www.komedia.co.uk/brighton follow me on twitter

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COMEDY: UPSTAIRS AT THE THREE AND TEN DOUBLE BILL For an entire evening of jampacked brilliant comedy, the weekend starts at Upstairs At The Three And Ten. Things kick off with improvised comedy from creative imps Off The Cuff. One of Brighton’s most popular comedic improvising troupes, they take their cue from you to make up a brand new show every time.

Following up at 10pm is Red Brick Comedy, hosted by the delightful Luke Toulson, and with local favourites Robin Buckland and Romesh Ranganathan providing strong support for the headliner – the force of nature that is Phil Kay. After all that joviality, you’ll be dizzy with laughter.

Upstairs At The Three And Ten, 26 February, 8pm, £8/6 and 10pm, £10/7.50 COMEDY: SHAGGERS The first in a regular last-Friday-of-the month show, ‘Shaggers’ is where comedians talk about the finest of pursuits: shagging. A hit show at the Edinburgh, Brighton and Adelaide Fringes, featuring host Nik Coppin and a full line-up yet to be announced.

The Quadrant Pub, 25 February, 8pm, £5

EVENTS: SEE 2011: THE BRIGHTON DOCUMENTARY FESTIVAL Now in its sixth successful year, SEE returns to Brighton, celebrating the work of a host of homegrown and international names from the industry. SEE offers screenings, seminars, discussions and special events, showcasing a range of documentaries.

Thursday 24 February–Sunday 27 February, see www.seefestival.org for a full programme, plus venues, times and prices.

EVENTS: MY SWISH SPRING CLEAN CLOTHES SWAP There may still be a chill in the air but spring is just around the corner, which means an excuse for a whole new wardrobe. Bring along between two and 15 items of clothing, shoes or accessories, and get ready to swish! Clothes swapping, or ‘swishing’ means that items don't cost a penny, as swishers bring good quality, clean items of clothing they no longer want, ready to swap with others that they do.

Brighton Friends Meeting House, 26 February, 1pm, £6/5

EVENTS: HOW MANY FRIENDS DOES ONE PERSON NEED? Robin Dunbar’s book How Many Friends Does One Person Need? is published by Faber and Faber this month, and here’s a sneaky peek.

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FILM: I AM NUMBER FOUR (12A) Director: D.J. Caruso

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he last time we caught sight of Alex Pettyfer was as eye candy in the teen flick, Wild Child, which, after such a lorded start to his film career as teen 007-type Alex Rider in Stormbreaker, felt a little like his action hero days may be moving behind him in favour of pretty ones. Who says you can’t do both?! Apparently not Alex himself, who returns to his action roots in the starring role of teen on the run, while still sporting a certain brooding something that could flog aftershave by the bucketload.

With three already dead, John Smith (Alex Pettyfer) is an extraordinary teen who is on the run to avoid being the fourth killed by his mysterious but deadly enemy. Moving from town to town and identity to identity with his guardian Henri (Timothy Olyphant), John is always the new kid on the block, with no ties and no history. Now their home is a small town in Ohio, and John encounters unexpected life-changing events. These include his first love (Glee’s Dianna Agron), powerful new abilities, and a connection to the others who share his remarkable destiny. Move over Bourne, a new action hero’s coming to town.

Released 25 February.

Showing at Odeon and Cineworld

No Strings Attached

Stephanie Lawrence – Grammar, Nonsense & Imagination

ART: GRAMMAR, NONSENSE AND IMAGINATION Exhibition of second year student work at the University of Brighton Gallery from the Performance and Visual Art programme and Fine Art Printmaking course. Performance and visual art, dance, music and theatre pathways, which explores a collection of dynamic and vivid interdisciplinary works in the form of installations, live performance, interactive sculptures, photography, moving image and sound works.

Grammar, Nonsense and Imagination, University of Brighton Gallery, Grand Parade, Brighton, 01273 643010, Friday 4–Saturday 12 March ART: TOMOAKI SUZUKI Lifelike figurative sculptures from this Japanese artist, whose subjects are real people with distinctive street styles all their own, which Suzuki faithfully recreates by fusing contemporary iconography with traditional japanese wood carving.

Tomoaki Suzuki, Towner Art Gallery, Eastbourne, 01323 434670, until 6 March

Tomoaki Suzuki

FILM: NO STRINGS ATTACHED (15) Dir: Ivan Reitman When Natalie Portman’s not being all duplicitous and in the run for an Oscar for Black Swan, you can find her in this quirky romantic comedy with Ashton Kutcher. The versatile beauty. Here, Nat plays Emma, a doctor who has no time for a relationship but is after a little bit of what she fancies for ‘no strings’ fun. The perfect candidate to have fun with is her lifelong friend Adam, but could he maybe want more?

Released 25 February.

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dark side of the tune quiz night fundraising event for radio reverb, brighton’s volunteer radio station 7.30pm £3

wed feb 23

see website for details thu feb 24 to book your private party, wedding or anniversary contact emma or jenni on 01273 687171 or email bookings@thelatest.co.uk

valentine’s day may be over for another year but were still feeling the lurve! sirens celebrates all things romantic.

10pm £7/£5

sat feb 26

the brighton youth orchestra the brighton youth orchestra string ensemble has played in venues including inveraray castle, a cinema in catalonia and the albert hall.

7.30pm £6/5 later on

fri feb 25

poleoke!

sirens goes to the love shack

pole dancing meets karaoke!10pm £10

sun feb 27

two man ting formed in 2004, when jon lewis and jah-man aggrey were working together in world/dance band le cod afrique, performing at the likes of womad, montreux jazz festival and glastonbury.

7.30pm £5

mon feb 28

kate + k. daisy grant + lloyd davies expect to hear a wonderful mix of folk alternative experimental and melodically pleasing hooky music 8pm £2

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STARS | TV

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822 – 28 FEBRUARY8

With Val Aviv

HARIES {Mar 21–Apr 20}

Not the best time to start new projects as your energy reserves can feel frankly exhausted. Seek comfort in solitude and escape into your dreams; give your body, mind and soul a chance to recover fully before steam rolling on.

HTAURUS {Apr 21–May 21}

Time management is tough when you’re at the centre of a paper-stack whirlwind. Yet if all in life is good in moderation, then it follows too that you may have been absent socially. It’s OK to kick back once in a while and relax.

HGEMINI {May 22–June 21}

Deep rooted changes are at the source of any woes. Resisting change brings added frustration so take it in your stride. For a new building to be put up, the old one must first be pulled down. Yet you’re in an advantageous position, if you can see it.

HCANCER {June 22–July 22}

All things adventurous might bring you the inspiration you need to see past current limitations and into the future with a keen eye for positive change. Remain optimistic even if you are the only one who believes in your ambitions.

HLEO {July 23–Aug 22}

Instead of doubting your mental prowess, it is more constructive to just check that your communication is in keeping with your inner truth. Clear cut boundaries are what will put the right distance between you and others.

HVIRGO {Aug 23–Sep 22}

Partnerships will begin to demand more of your attention especially if there is a lack of mutual appreciation. While calmly laying down the practical facts may make you feel right, listening carefully can bring something beautiful back.

HLIBRA {Sep 23–Oct 22}

The desire to expand your world view through partnerships makes you look further afield than usual. While, on the other hand, time at home is beneficial now as creature comforts top up your inner resilience.

HSCORPIO {Oct 23–Nov 21}

You can be intoxicatingly romantic and intensely sexy when you want to be; attracting the attention of your souls desire. Use this force with everyone’s best interests at heart, after all, when you’re in a position of power, it’s only right to play fair.

HSAGITTARIUS {Nov 22–Dec 20}

Your home is a sanctuary this week. As emotions are stirring, time spent with family or making over your home could help you to feel a greater sense of belonging and inner security, this foundation provides the ideal platform for future inspiration to blossom.

At speed. But this isn’t the first time, and it won’t be the last, that playing dare with nature has proven to be popular telly to get more hearts racing than just mine.

Steve Irwin, Bear Grylls, I’m a Celebrity...Get Me With Victoria Nangle Out Of Here!, even The One Show was out poking the scorpions of Kent the other night to give us a thrill and a chill with nature. Add to that the docudramas asking ‘what if...’ regarding a massive volcano going off in a national park, a tsunami occurring in Europe following an overdue eruption in the Canaries, or the sun going out in hen I was a kid I lived in the Far East for a uberbillions of years time, and the world we live in while. Lucky me, I know. This may explain is suddenly so hazardous to your health you may the shivering, squealing reaction I have to as well not step foot outside your door for fear of a seeing any of those poisonous legless lizards predator or natural disaster arriving especially for ‘snakes’. When I saw a Western at the cinema the you. But really? I mean... really?! other day I had to hide when the rattler turned up Fear makes your adrenalin pump and registers threatening our hero. Even Raiders Of The Lost Ark in your mind with a marker to be remembered. It’s has me reaching for the how we did that survival safety cushion when thing when times were Indy falls into the pit, and and broadband “Even The One Show was tougher so-called funny reptile a distant dream on the horrors like Snakes On A It’s also why out poking the scorpions of horizon.

Plane, as ridiculous as rollercoasters do such they may be, do nothing sterling business and Kent the other night...” to stem the flow of why it’s fun to watch adrenalin that pours that shirling thing load forth at the very first hiss. So it was probably a up with people and spin off the end of the pier. We false start to think that I was going to be able to like scares and we remember them so as to learn. watch Natural World 2011: One Million Snakebites But it can become addictive. Watching someone this week. bear-baiting – or talking to the head of snake while Even the cover of the preview DVD sent shivers holding the tail of the same snake precariously – down my spine. The picture attached to this piece makes good business in entertainment terms. gives me the same fear rush as being driven down Obviously if it hurts the creatures it’s a definite a motorway in a vision-restricting thunderstorm. no-no. But are we becoming more desensitised to the danger element? Just because I know how snake handlers in Africa manage them does that mean that I’ll be able to have a go?

No. Because I’m scared of snakes. Enjoy the thrills I missed. I’ve got a cushion to hide behind.

Natural World 2011: One Million Snakebites, Tuesday 22 February, BBC2.

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HCAPRICORN {Dec 21–Jan 19}

Social flexibility makes you appear to be all things to all people and before you start thinking that you’re fickle, think again. It could be that your recently acquired air of ease and joy is bringing you untold benefits especially when co-operation is what’s needed.

HAQUARIUS {Jan 20–Feb 19}

In keeping your eye on the prize and digging like mad, you know you’re going to find gold. What you do with it afterwards is up to you. Seeking a new form of income? This is a good week in hot pursuit of a dream.

HPISCES {Feb 20–Mar 20}

As a sensitive sign you are sometimes prone to self doubt, not because you’re often wrong but because you are capable of feeling other people’s emotions and that can dilute your clarity. But this week; you will own certainty, dynamism and mental agility.

Val Aviv is the presenter for Brighton Lights on Latest TV www.thelatest.tv For more astrological insights and monthly horoscopes visit www.valaviv.com or for a personal astrological reading contact Val Aviv at: astrology@valaviv.com

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tuesday 22 Heston’s Mission Impossible Channel 4, 9pm Heston visits Alder Hey Children’s Hospital. The kiddies won’t touch the bland and over-processed food on offer, and their road to recovery is suffering as a result.

Heston’s goal is to devise yummy, healthy options which can be produced on the hospital’s small budget. Snail ice cream for the tonsillectomy patients? Mmm.

Who Do You Think You Are? Spike Lee BBC1, 10.35pm For all of his knowledge about African American history, Spike Lee knows very little about his own family genes. After the death of his mother, Spike was raised by his maternal grandmother Zimmie Jackson – and it is her ancestry he is curious about. Will Spike get the answers he craves?

Junior Doctors: Your Life In Their Hands BBC3, 9pm Docu series following seven newly-qualified doctors as they begin work in busy hospitals.

Suzy is thrown in deep, dealing with serious emergencies, Adam is frustrated with paperwork, and Lucy performs her first rectal examination. Poor Lucy, looks like she got the bum deal.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Wreck Or Ready? 11.30 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Escape To The Country 3.00 BBC News 3.05 Deadly 60 3.35 Bear Behaving Badly 4.00 Dead Gorgeous 4.30 Blue Peter 4.55 Shaun The Sheep 5.00 Newsround 5.15 The Weakest Link

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show Stories that matter from across the country.

7.30 EastEnders Kim thinks it is time for Denise to move on, Shirley tries to bolster a forlorn Heather, and Roxy is determined to salvage her salon.

8.00 Holby City An injured Kieran has gone stateside for treatment; can Donna summon the courage to visit what may be a broken man?

9.00 Silk Drama series. Having just won an important case, Martha is given two new cases for the next day, with a chance of getting a good reference for her Silk application.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Who Do You Think You Are? Spike Lee See highlights.

11.20 FILM: 25th Hour (2002) Starring Edward Norton, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Barry Pepper, Rosario Dawson, Anna Paquin, Brian Cox, Tony Devon and Misha Kuznetsov. Brooding crime drama about a New York drug dealer’s last day of freedom before beginning a seven-year prison sentence.

1.25am Weatherview 1.30 Sign Zone: See Hear 2.00 Human Planet 3.00 The Bear Family And Me 4.00 Save My Holiday 4.45 BBC News

BBC2

6.00 – 9.10am Children’s television 9.10 The Koala Brothers 9.25 Big Barn Farm 9.40 Big And Small 9.55 Guess With Jess 10.05 Postman Pat 10.20 Pingu 10.25 64 Zoo Lane 10.40 Chuggington: Badge Quest 10.45 Waybuloo 11.05 In The Night Garden 11.35 FILM: The Pixar Story (2007) 1.00pm Due South 1.45 To Buy Or Not To Buy 2.30 Living Dangerously 3.00 Wanted Down Under 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Perfection 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6.00 Eggheads Eggs-quisite quiz show.

6.30 My Life In Books Anne Robinson invites Giles Coren and Sue Perkins to share their five favourite reads.

7.00 Too Fast To Be A Woman?: The Story Of Caster Semenya As Caster Semenya achieved her dream of winning the 800m World Championship in 2009, rumours of a failed gender test spread. This film follows the shy teenager from a remote South African village as she struggles to come to terms with what has happened and fights to return to competition.

7.50 Coast Alice Roberts re-lives the days of the hovercraft crossing.

8.00 A Farmer’s Life For Me Jimmy Doherty asks the remaining couples to go head to head at a farmers’ market to see who can take the most money.

9.00 Natural World Snake expert Romulus Whitaker and his team investigate a report which claims India is in the middle of a snakebite epidemic of epic proportions.

10.00 Cricket World Cup Highlights 2011 Highlights.

10.30 Newsnight With Jeremy Paxman.

11.20 Mad Men Drama series.

12.10am BBC News 4.00 Talk German 5.30 Eurografters: Germany

ITV1

6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 House Gift 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 The Chase

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Is another woman involved in Jimmy’s disappearance?

Lisa’s concern for Lizzie grows. Adam is unimpressed when John does not take him seriously.

7.30 Grimefighters Extreme cleaners Jonnie, Peter and Kyle are called in to clear a vacant Aberystwyth flat which has some hidden dangers.

8.00 Lion Country Documentary series following the work of conservationist David Youldon with captive-bred lions in Zambia.

9.00 Taggart When a busker is fatally stabbed in an alley in Glasgow city centre, the newly promoted DI Jackie Reid heads up the investigation.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 FILM: Demolition Man (1993) Starring Sylvester Stallone, Wesley Snipes, Sandra Bullock, Nigel Hawthorne, Denis Leary, Glenn Shadix and Benjamin Bratt. Futuristic adventure about a cryogenically frozen cop who is thawed out when a psychopathic criminal escapes.

Violence has been outlawed in the politically correct regime of 2032, and the only weapons in existence are consigned to a museum.

12.40am The Zone ITV1’s place to shop and play.

2.40 Crossing Jordan 3.30 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

Channel 4

6.15am The Hoobs 6.40 The Hoobs 7.10 Freshly Squeezed 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Frasier 8.30 According To Jim 9.00 Undercover Boss USA 10.00 The Good Wife 10.55 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 FILM: The Conqueror (1956) 2.10 Cookery School 3.10 Countdown 3.55 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 Coach Trip

6.00 The Simpsons Liam Neeson plays a hip priest who converts Bart to Catholicism.

6.30 Hollyoaks Lee and Leanne embark on a money-making scheme.

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv Religious issues.

8.00 Gok’s Clothes Roadshow Gok arrives in Birmingham, where Kate, Georgina and Debbie are so busy juggling family with careers that they have broken every fashion rule.

9.00 Heston’s Mission Impossible See highlights.

10.00 Shameless Kelly is outraged to discover Lillian has formally adopted Bonnie and handed her over the business.

11.05 The Big C Drama series.

11.45 Countdown To The Shockwaves NME Awards 2011 Detailing the artists in the running for this year’s Shockwaves NME Awards.

12.00am MUSIC ON 4: Countdown To The Shockwaves NME Awards 2011 Detailing the artists in the running for this year’s Shockwaves NME Awards 12.15 PokerStars.com UK And Ireland Poker Tour 1.15 Bullrun: New York To Las Vegas 1.40 FIS World Snowboarding Championships 2.10 The Aviva World Indoor Trials And UK Championships 3.30 KOTV Boxing Weekly 4.00 British Basketball: Game On 2010 4.55 P1 Superstock Powerboat Championship 5.25 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor

Channel Five

Sky Sports 1

6.00 – 8.20am Children’s television 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Milkshake! Show Songs 8.30 Roary The Racing Car 8.40 Hana’s Helpline 8.50 The WotWots 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.00 The Vanessa Show 11.45 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.40pm Five News 12.45 Street Market Chefs 1.15 Street Market Chefs 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.50 Rough Guide To Cities 3.05 FILM: Christy: Return To Cutter Gap (2001) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Netbusters 8.30 LIVE ICC Cricket World Cup 5.30pm Football Asia 6.00 Revista De La Liga 7.00 Sky Sports News At Seven 7.30 Gillette Soccer Special 10.30 Ford Football Special 11.30 UEFA Champions League 12.30am Revista De La Liga 1.30 Ford Football Special 2.30 UEFA Champions League 3.30 Revista De La Liga 4.30 Ford Football Special 5.30 Football Asia

6.00 Home And Away Colleen and Irene fall out over their plans to throw a party celebrating Alf’s release. Alf returns to the Surf Club for the first time since becoming a free man, but he finds himself feeling frustrated with many of John’s changes.

6.25 OK! TV Features from the worlds of fame, music and fashion.

7.00 Five News At 7 7.30 Extraordinary Dogs Insightful documentary series following the work of dogs and their handlers from around the world.

8.00 Stansted: The Inside Story This episode looks at the precautions taken by security staff to prevent crime and terrorist incidents.

9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation US crime drama series.

10.00 CSI: Miami The CSIs investigate a fatal car accident, but they struggle to determine who was behind the wheel.

10.55 CSI: NY The CSI team investigates a string of murders revolving around an online world and apparently performed by a hit man.

11.55 Law And Order A young girl is killed when a house explodes.

12.50am SuperCasino Visit www.SuperCasino.com.

4.05 Divine Designs 4.30 Great Scientists 4.55 Animal Rescue Squad 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 House Doctor

6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Kings Of The Snow 7.00 NASCAR 8.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 9.00 Tennis 10.00 LIVE Tennis: Dubai Tennis Championships 2.00pm Netbusters 2.30 Blauvelt’s Backcountry 3.00 LIVE Tennis: Dubai Tennis Championships 7.00 LIVE UEFA Champions League 10.15 ICC Cricket World Cup 12.15am Bowls 1.15 British Basketball League 3.15 Close

Sky Sports 2

Sky Sports 3 7.30am European Tour Golf 8.30 PGA Tour Golf 9.30 Shell’s Wonderful World Of Golf 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Blauvelt’s Backcountry 12.00pm Irish League Football 1.30 NASCAR 2.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 3.30 Netbusters 4.00 The Sky Sports Years 5.00 Cycling Sports World 5.30 Extra Time 6.00 British Basketball League 8.00 ICC Cricket World Cup 10.00 Tennis: Dubai Tennis Championships 12.00am Golfing World 1.00 Fishing: Bass Fishing 2.00 Blauvelt’s Backcountry 2.30 Extra Time 3.00 Tennis: Dubai Tennis Championships 5.00 Close

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BBC3

BBC4

ITV2

ITV3

E4

More4

Film4

1.00pm Stargate SG-1 (x2) 3.00 The Middle (x2) 4.00 Modern Family (x2) 5.00 Raising Hope 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 Emergency Animal Rescue 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Got To Dance: Semi-Finals 9.30 The Simpsons 10.00 FILM: Ali G Indahouse (2002) 11.40 Mental 12.40am Inside: The Prison Code

8.00 Snog Marry Avoid?

8.30 Hotter Than My Daughter 9.00 Junior Doctors: Your Life In Their Hands See highlights 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Coming Of Age 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 Snog Marry Avoid?

12.15am Hotter Than My Daughter 12.45 Junior Doctors: Your Life In Their Hands 1.45 Coming Of Age

7.00pm News 7.30 Timothy Spall: Somewhere At Sea 8.00 Britain By Bike 8.30 Justice: What’s A Fair Start? 9.00 The Man Who Fooled The Nazis: Storyville 10.30 Operation Mincemeat 11.30 Romancing The Stone: The Golden Ages Of British Sculpture 12.30am Force Of Nature: The Sculpture Of David Nash

3.40pm The Real Housewives Of Orange County 4.40 Loose Women 5.40 Judge Judy (x3) 7.00 All Star Family Fortunes 7.45 JLS: The Hot Desk 8.00 The Biggest Loser 9.00 The Vampire Diaries 10.00 Secret Diary Of A Call Girl 10.30 FILM: Out Of Sight (1998) 12.55am Secret Diary Of A Call Girl

10.05am Ironside 11.10 Kavanagh QC 12.50pm Heartbeat 2.00 Pie In The Sky 3.05 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman 4.05 Daily Cooks Challenge 5.05 Terry And June 5.40 Heartbeat 6.55 Pie In The Sky 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 Martina Cole’s Lady Killers 10.00 Brides In The Bath 12.15am Numb3rs

11.10am Smallville 12.05pm Everwood 1.00 Scrubs (x2) 2.00 Hollyoaks 2.30 Gilmore Girls 3.25 Samantha Who? (x2) 4.25 Friends (x3) 6.00 Scrubs (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends (x3) 9.00 90210 10.00 The Cleveland Show 10.35 Bob’s Burgers 11.05 Shameless 12.10am Skins 1.15 Scrubs (x2)

3.40pm Location, Location, Location (x2) 4.40 A Place In The Sun 5.45 Relocation, Relocation 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs Revisited 9.00 Country House Rescue 10.00 True Stories: My Kidnapper 11.55 FILM: Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World (2003) 2.30am True Stories

11.00am Belle Starr (1941) 12.45pm Doctor In Clover (1965) 2.45 Ivanhoe (1952) 4.50 Lassie (2005) 6.45 4Films For... 6.50 Bogus (1996) 9.00 There’s Something About Mary (1998) 11.15 Four Brothers (2005) 1.20am Apres Vous (2003) 3.30 Paul Film Special 3.40 4Films For...

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wednesday 23 Top Gear BBC2, 7pm Enter a rather surprising guest for the Reasonably Priced Car. Plus, Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May reckon they can end the chaos and misery that snowfall brings to Britain every year, using a combine harvester, some basic engineering skills and a quick trip to Norway. Oh, not Mexico then?

Starlight: For The Children Channel Five, 7.30pm Synchronise hankies please. This series celebrates 25 years of the Starlight Children’s Foundation – the charity that brightens the lives of poorly and terminally ill children by granting them dream wishes. Cystic fibrosis sufferer Ben and his family are given a fab holiday to Florida where they meet Mr Mouse and his clan.

How Drugs Work: Ecstasy BBC3, 9pm Docu explaining the highs and lows of ecstasy use. Following two users over one night and, with access to research at the University of Chicago, shows how ecstasy creates empathy in the user and how this could perhaps lead to it being used as a prescription medicine for use in therapy. Nice one geez, sorted.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Wreck Or Ready? 11.30 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Escape To The Country 3.00 BBC News 3.05 Deadly 60 3.35 Bear Behaving Badly 4.00 Copycats 4.30 M.I. High 5.00 Newsround 5.15 The Weakest Link

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show Stories that matter from across the country.

7.30 Rip Off Britain Angela Rippon, Gloria Hunniford and Jennie Bond tackle the sharp practices making viewers hot under the collar.

8.00 Waterloo Road Cesca finds it increasingly hard to resist Jonah’s seductive charm. Ronan and Janeece go head-to-head over a stolen paper.

9.00 MasterChef With no time to be complacent in the staggering new space, the contestants face the ultimate elimination challenge.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The National Lottery Wednesday Night Draws Featuring the Thunderball and Lotto draws.

10.45 Film 2011 With Claudia Winkleman Claudia Winkleman and Danny Leigh are joined by studio guests to discuss the 2011 Academy Award nominations, as well as reviewing some of the latest movie releases.

11.25 FILM: Match Point (2005) Starring Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Scarlett Johansson and Emily Mortimer. Woody Allen drama.

1.25am Weatherview 1.30 Sign Zone: Country Tracks 2.25 The Chinese Are Coming 3.25 Save My Holiday 4.10 Climbing Great Buildings 4.40 BBC News

BBC2

6.00 – 9.25am Children’s television 9.25 Big Barn Farm 9.40 Big And Small 9.55 Guess With Jess 10.05 Postman Pat 10.20 Pingu 10.25 64 Zoo Lane 10.40 Clifford’s Puppy Days 10.55 Waybuloo 11.15 In The Night Garden 11.45 FILM: Anne Of Green Gables (1934) 1.00pm See Hear 1.30 Lifeline 1.40 Priceless Antiques Roadshow 1.45 To Buy Or Not To Buy 2.30 Living Dangerously 3.00 Wanted Down Under 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Perfection 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show, not for caged-in birds.

6.30 My Life In Books Anne Robinson speaks to broadcaster Clare Balding and comedian and writer Hardeep Singh Kohli about their favourite books.

7.00 Top Gear See highlights.

8.00 Madagascar David Attenborough tells the story of one of the most intriguing wild places on earth: Madagascar, a huge island of dramatic landscapes, where the wildlife is strange and unique.

9.00 A History Of Ancient Britain The third episode explores an age of cosmological priests, when some of the greatest monuments of the Stone Age are believed to have originated, including Stonehenge itself.

10.00 Have I Got Old News For You With team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop, guest host Lee Mack and guest panelists Ken Livingstone and Sarah Millican.

10.30 Newsnight With Kirsty Wark.

11.20 Cricket World Cup Highlights 2011 Sonali Shah presents highlights of the Cricket World Cup Group A match between Kenya and Pakistan from Hambantota, Sri Lanka.

12.20am BBC News 4.00 Ma France 1 5.00 Ma France 2

ITV1

6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 House Gift 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 The Chase

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale The police have some shocking news for Nicola. Lizzie accuses Lisa of jealousy. Cain is convinced that he has not lost Charity.

7.30 UEFA Champions League: Olympique Marseille V Manchester United Adrian Chiles is joined by Marcel Desailly and Andy Townsend for live coverage of Manchester United’s tricky round of 16 first leg match in the Stade Velodrome. Under the management of Didier Deschamps, Marseille beat Chelsea 1-0 in the final match of the group phase in December.

Manchester United qualified for the knockout stages with some ease and are looking to go further in this season’s competition than a year ago when they lost in the quarter-finals.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 UEFA Champions League: Extra Time Ned Boulting presents all the goals and talking points.

11.35 Police, Camera, Action Gethin Jones investigates the shocking consequences that distracting driving habits – including talking on the phone, texting and checking a satnav – can have.

12.30am The Zone Features from QVC and Challenge Jackpot.

2.30 FILM: Tremors (1990) 4.10 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

Channel 4

6.20am The Hoobs 6.45 The Hoobs 7.10 Freshly Squeezed 7.40 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.05 Frasier 8.30 According To Jim 9.00 Undercover Boss USA 10.00 The Good Wife 10.55 Country House Rescue 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Whatever Turns You On 12.10 FILM: The Barbarian And The Geisha (1958) 2.10 Cookery School 3.10 Countdown 3.55 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 Coach Trip

6.00 The Simpsons Homer recounts his success with his hit barbershop quartet the BeSharps.

6.30 Hollyoaks Amy tries out as a teaching assistant at Hollyoaks High.

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv Religious and ethical issues.

8.00 Beauty And The Beast: Ugly Face Of Prejudice 26-year-old mum Jessica Whitfield, who was born with a haemangioma on the right hand side of her face, meets 22-year-old glamour model and mum Chloe Page.

9.00 The Real King’s Speech Documentary.

10.00 The Model Agency Documentary series following life at the world-famous company, Premier Model Management.

11.05 Shameless Repeat of yesterday’s show.

12.10am MUSIC ON 4: Sounds From The Cities Performances from Blood Red Shoes and Clare Maguire in Nottingham.

12.45 MUSIC ON 4: The Album Chart Show Spotlight Sponsored By TescoEntertainment.com 1.00 Band of Skulls.

1.15 Coming Up: Boy 1.40 Animal Madhouse 2.35 Food: What Goes In Your Basket?

3.30 Hill Street Blues 4.15 Brothers And Sisters 5.05 Wogan’s Perfect Recall 5.30 Countdown

Channel Five

6.00 – 8.20am Children’s television 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Milkshake! Show Songs 8.30 Roary The Racing Car 8.40 Hana’s Helpline 8.50 The WotWots 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.00 The Vanessa Show 11.45 CSI: NY 12.40pm Five News 12.45 Street Market Chefs 1.15 Street Market Chefs 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.50 Rough Guide To Islands 3.05 FILM: Out Of The Woods (2005) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours

6.00 Home And Away Alf and John are locked in a power struggle over at the Surf Club, with each man possessing opposing views on the best business strategy.

6.25 OK! TV Features from the worlds of fame, music and fashion.

7.00 Five News At 7 7.30 Starlight: For The Children See highlights.

8.00 Cowboy Builders Dom and Melinda return to some of the most memorable stories that they have tackled over the years to find out whether the families they have helped have been able to rebuild their lives. They also discover if the cowboys that they have exposed have been brought to proper justice.

9.00 NCIS An armed assault on an internet service provider leaves a female navy officer dead.

10.00 Law And Order: Criminal Intent Goren and Eames probe the disappearance of a police chief’s daughter.

11.00 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit The detectives are divided when a college professor is accused of raping a student.

11.55 PartyPoker.com World Open VI Poker action.

12.55am SuperCasino Visit www.SuperCasino.com. 4.05 Divine Designs 4.30 Great Scientists 4.55 Animal Rescue Squad 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 House Doctor

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Football’s Greatest 8.30 LIVE ICC Cricket World Cup 5.00pm LIVE World Golf Championship 11.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 11.30 Football’s Greatest 12.00am UEFA Champions League 1.00 Ford Football Special 2.00 ICC Cricket World Cup 4.00 Boots ‘n’ All 5.00 UEFA Champions League

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Kings Of The Snow 7.00 Revista De La Liga 8.00 Ford Football Special 9.00 UEFA Champions League 10.00 LIVE Tennis: Dubai Tennis Championships 2.00pm UEFA Champions League 3.00 LIVE Tennis: Dubai Tennis Championships 7.00 LIVE UEFA Champions League 10.15 Ford Football Special 11.15 Football’s Greatest 11.45 Trans World Sport 12.45am Boots ‘n’ All 1.45 Tennis: Dubai Tennis Championships 3.45 Football’s Greatest 4.15 Trans World Sport 5.15 Close

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Cycling Sports World 6.30 Extra Time 7.00 British Basketball League 9.00 World Matchplay Bowls 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Blauvelt’s Backcountry 12.00pm Extra Time 12.30 Football’s Greatest 1.00 Ford Football Special 2.00 British Basketball League 4.00 Inside The PGA Tour 4.30 European Tour Weekly 5.00 NFL – Total Access 6.00 Boots ‘n’ All 7.00 Trans World Sport 8.00 ICC Cricket World Cup 10.00 World Matchplay Bowls 12.00am Ladies European Tour Golf 1.00 World Golf Championship 5.00 Close

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1.00pm Stargate SG-1 (x2) 3.00 The Middle (x2) 4.00 Modern Family (x2) 5.00 Raising Hope 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 Emergency Animal Rescue 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Dream Lives For Sale 9.00 Louie Spence 10.00 Mad Dogs 11.00 Ross Kemp: Extreme World 12.00am Inside: Teen Lockdown

8.00 The World’s Strictest Parents 9.00 How Drugs Work: Ecstasy See highlights 10.00 FILM: Blades Of Glory (2007) 11.30 Junior Doctors: Your Life In Their Hands 12.30am Family Guy (x2) 1.15 Being Human 2.15 The Lock Up 2.45 How Drugs Work: Ecstasy 3.45 Junior Doctors: Your Life In Their Hands

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Mud, Sweat And Tractors: The Story Of Agriculture 8.30 Time To Remember 9.00 Romancing The Stone: The Golden Ages Of British Sculpture 10.00 Imagine...The Plinth, The Model, The Artist And His Sculpture 11.00 The Killing (x2) 12.55am Romancing The Stone

1.30pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.40 The Real Housewives Of Orange County 4.40 Loose Women 5.40 Judge Judy (x3) 7.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp 7.30 Life’s Funniest Moments 8.00 Gossip Girl 9.00 FILM: The Bodyguard (1992) 11.40 FILM: Inside Man (2006) 2.15am Gordon Ramsay’s Hell’s Kitchen USA

10.05am Ironside 11.10 Kavanagh QC 12.50pm Heartbeat 2.00 Pie In The Sky 3.05 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman 4.05 Daily Cooks Challenge 5.05 Terry And June 5.40 Heartbeat 6.55 Pie In The Sky 8.00 Downton Abbey (x2) 10.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 12.05am Kavanagh QC 1.30 Home To Roost

11.15am Smallville 12.05pm Everwood 1.00 Scrubs (x2) 2.00 Hollyoaks 2.30 Gilmore Girls 3.25 Samantha Who? (x2) 4.25 Friends (x3) 6.00 Scrubs (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends (x3) 9.00 FILM: How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days (2002) 11.20 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 12.25am Scrubs (x2) 1.20 Samantha Who? (x2)

2.35pm Come Dine With Me 3.05 Coach Trip 3.35 Location, Location, Location 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.45 Relocation, Relocation 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs Revisited 9.00 Time Team 10.00 Time Team Special 11.05 Man On Earth With Tony Robinson 12.10am Time Team

11.00am Only The Valiant (1951) 1.05pm 4Films For...

1.10 The Greatest Show On Earth (1952) 4.05 Paul Film Special 4.10 The Parent Trap (1961) 6.40 Never Let Me Go Special 6.50 Fool’s Gold (2008) 9.00 The Untouchables (1987) 11.15 The Black Dahlia (2006) 1.35am Last Days (2005) 3.30 Special 3.40 4Films For

Brighton Lights

Comedy’s new kid on the block. He used to write for Frankie Boyle but now he’s just as brilliant and a little bit controversial on his own. As Jimmy Carr said, the “sickeningly talented 20 year old” Daniel Sloss.

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thursday 24 Human Planet BBC1, 8pm All hail to rivers. They often provide natural highways and enable us to live in just about every environment. But rivers can flood, freeze or disappear. Meet Sam Niang, a Laotian fisherman, as he walks a high wire strung above the raging Mekong River rapids on an extraordinary commute to work. Beats the bus.

The Hairy Bikers: Mums Know Best BBC2, 8pm This time the razor-dodgers are going for an alfresco feast.

Including Spanish tapas, garlic prawns, tortilla and meatballs, Hungarian picnic ideas, and a pudding made of vivid fruit flavours. Plus, the bikers rustle up old-fashioned potted salmon and potted beef. What a potty pair.

Brothers And Sisters More4, 10pm Fifth series about the apparently ‘normal’ LA family with one helluva lotta secrets. The Walker crew are willing to forgive and forget Scotty’s infidelity but when they try to reunite, things end in big ‘ol fisty-cuffs. Jack decides to pursue new ventures, and Sarah and Luc reveal some exciting news. Hazard a guess, anyone?

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Wreck Or Ready? 11.30 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Escape To The Country 3.00 BBC News 3.05 Deadly 60 3.35 Bear Behaving Badly 4.00 Copycats 4.30 Serious Explorers: Livingstone 5.00 Newsround 5.15 The Weakest Link

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show Stories that matter from across the country.

7.30 EastEnders An alienated Whitney misreads signals and ruins her friendship with Lauren as a result. Janine goes to extreme lengths to scrape together money for the rent. And Patrick and Kim get Alfie to turn on the romance.

8.00 Human Planet See highlights.

9.00 MasterChef The remaining 12 contestants have a baptism of fire as they face the ultimate test: cooking for MasterChef winners and finalists from all the past series.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Question Time Question Time comes from Newport with an invited audience. David Dimbleby chairs.

11.35 FILM: Dirty Pretty Things (2003) Starring Chiwetel Ejiofor, Kriss Dosanjh, Israel Aduramo, Nizwar Karanj, Deobia Oparei, Jeffery Kissoon, Zlatko Buric and Kenan Hudaverdi. Acclaimed drama about a Nigerian doctor and a Turkish maid who find themselves embroiled in the violent trade of human body parts while working in a London hotel.

1.10am Skiing Weatherview 1.15 Sign Zone: How To Blow A Fortune – Panorama 1.45 Countryfile 2.40 Antiques Roadshow 3.40 Save My Holiday 4.25 BBC News

BBC2

6.00 – 9.10am Children’s television 9.10 The Koala Brothers 9.25 Big Barn Farm 9.40 Big And Small 9.55 Guess With Jess 10.05 Postman Pat: SDS 10.20 Pingu 10.25 64 Zoo Lane 10.40 Chuggington: Badge Quest 10.45 Waybuloo 11.05 In The Night Garden 11.35 FILM: Anne Of Windy Poplars (1940) 1.00pm Due South 1.45 To Buy Or Not To Buy 2.30 Living Dangerously 3.00 Wanted Down Under 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Perfection 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6.00 Eggheads Don’t crack under the pressure Eggies.

6.30 My Life In Books Anne Robinson talks to national treasure Sir Trevor McDonald and actress Rebecca Front about the books that shaped their lives.

7.00 The Culture Show This edition, presented by Andrew Graham-Dixon, features a major exhibition of work

by Northern Renaissance artist Jan Gosseart and an interview with reclusive contemporary street artist JR. Plus, Elbow talk about their forthcoming album.

8.00 The Hairy Bikers: Mums Know Best See highlights.

9.00 The Spice Trail Kate Humble embarks on a journey around the fabled spice islands of eastern Indonesia in search of two spices that launched epic voyages of discovery, caused bloody wars and shaped empires – nutmeg and cloves.

10.00 Victorian Pharmacy Documentary series recreating a 19th-century pharmacy.

10.30 Newsnight With Gavin Esler.

11.20 Cricket World Cup Highlights 2011 Manish Bhasin presents highlights.

12.20am The Culture Show Repeat.

1.20 BBC News 4.00 Ma France 3 5.00 Ma France 4

ITV1

6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 House Gift 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 The Chase

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Lisa is determined to save Lizzie from Derek. Nicola and Carl step up the search for Jimmy. Rhona’s patience with Marlon is tested.

7.30 Cyber Wars: Tonight Recent reports claim that two thirds of internet users have fallen victim to cybercrime, the UK stock exchange has come under attack and a foreign power has attempted to penetrate the Foreign Office computer system.

8.00 Emmerdale Lisa makes the hardest confession of her life.

8.30 Coronation Street Steve remains torn between Lloyd and Dev. Owen seeks revenge when Eileen incurs his wrath. Julie panics as she wakes with no memory of the night before.

9.00 Marchlands Penultimate episode of the chilling drama about three families who live in the same remote house in different time periods.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 Odd One In Host Bradley Walsh presents the last in the series of the gameshow.

11.20 Send In The Dogs Narrated

by Ken Stott.

12.15am The Zone ITV1’s place to shop and play.

2.20 Spartacus 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

Channel 4

6.15am The Hoobs 6.40 The Hoobs 7.05 Freshly Squeezed 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Frasier 8.30 According To Jim 9.00 Supernanny US 9.55 The Good Wife 10.55 Help! My House Is Falling Down 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 FILM: The League Of Gentlemen (1960) 2.10 Cookery School 3.10 Countdown 3.55 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 Coach Trip

6.00 The Simpsons Sideshow Bob is released from the Springfield Penitentiary and sets out to get his revenge on Bart.

6.30 Hollyoaks Pete takes Amy out for a drink and sparks fly as she questions him about his history with Brendan.

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv Religious issues.

8.00 Relocation, Relocation Property expert Phil Spencer catches up with Peter and Louise to see if they’ve managed to achieve their dream of splitting their lives between London and Wiltshire.

9.00 Rome Wasn’t Built In A Day Series where six skilled builders try to construct the first authentic Roman villa in Britain in 1,600 years.

10.00 10 O’Clock Live Comedy and current affairs show.

11.05 Big Fat Gypsy Weddings The first episode looks at the various milestones in a gypsy girl’s life, en route to her wedding day.

12.10am MUSIC ON 4: Topman Ctrl Mx Music series presented by Huw Stephens. 12.40 MUSIC ON 4: 4Play: Crystal Fighters 12.55 MUSIC ON 4: 4Play: Caitlin Rose 1.05 Arthur’s Hell On High Water 2.00 Will My Crash Diet Kill Me? 2.55 The Bed Documentary 3.20 Dispatches: The Truth About Hospital Food 4.15 Without A Trace 5.00 Wogan’s Perfect Recall 5.25 Countdown

Channel Five

6.00 – 8.20am Children’s television 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Milkshake! Show Songs 8.30 Roary The Racing Car 8.40 Hana’s Helpline 8.50 The WotWots 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.00 The Vanessa Show 11.45 CSI: NY 12.40pm Five News 12.45 Street Market Chefs 1.15 Street Market Chefs 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.50 Extraordinary Dogs 3.15 FILM: Mystery Woman: Redemption (2006) 5.00 Five News 5.15 Neighbours 5.45 Europa League Football 8.05 Emergency Bikers Actionpacked documentary series following the work of emergency bike crews.

9.00 FILM: Mercenary For Justice (2006) Starring Steven Seagal, Jacqueline Lord, Roger Guenveur Smith, Luke Goss, Michael K Williams and Adrian Galley. When the son of a billionaire arms dealer is jailed in South Africa, a soldier of fortune is blackmailed into staging a daring prison break to free him. But when the mercenary finds out he has been double-crossed, he sets out on a bullet-riddled path of revenge.

10.55 The Exorcist: The True Story Documentary exploring the real-life incident that inspired the 1973 film The Exorcist. In 1949, Catholic priests attempted to exorcise a 13-year-old boy who was seemingly possessed by demons. The event inspired William Peter Blatty to write his best-selling novel, but modern-day scientists now pour doubt on the veracity of the tale.

11.55 Cops In Crisis Documentary series about people who have had to face extraordinary, dangerous and harrowing situations, from failed robberies to police shoot-outs.

12.15am SuperCasino Visit www.SuperCasino.com 4.05 Divine Designs 4.30 Great Scientists 4.55 Rough Guide To Beaches 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 House Doctor

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Football’s Greatest 8.30 LIVE ICC Cricket World Cup 5.30pm UEFA Champions League 6.30 Football’s Greatest 7.00 LIVE Darts: Premier League 10.30 Ringside 11.30 The Rugby Club 12.30am Time Of Our Lives 1.30 Sky Sports Classics 1.50 ICC Cricket World Cup 3.45 Live ICC Cricket World Cup

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Kings Of The Snow 7.00 Boots ‘n’ All 8.00 Ford Football Special 9.00 UEFA Champions League 10.00 LIVETennis: Dubai Tennis Championships 2.00pm Football’s Greatest 2.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 3.00 LIVETennis: Dubai Tennis Championships 7.00 ATP Tour Uncovered 7.30 Barclays Premier League World 8.00 ICC Cricket World Cup 10.00 Time Of Our Lives 11.00 WWE: Late Night Raw 1.00am WWE NXT 2.00 Premier League Darts 5.30 Close

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Champions Tour Golf 7.00 World Golf Championship 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Blauvelt’s Backcountry 12.00pm UEFA Champions League 1.00 Ford Football Special 2.00 Sky Sports Classics 2.15 Live Dubai International Racing Carnival 6.30 Blauvelt’s Backcountry 7.00 LIVE World Golf Championship 11.00 Racemax 12.00am Football’s Greatest 12.30 World Golf Championship 4.30 Blauvelt’s Backcountry 5.00 Close

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12.00pm Project Runway 1.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 3.00 The Middle (x2) 4.00 Modern Family (x2) 5.00 Raising Hope 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 Emergency Animal Rescue 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Hawaii Five-0 9.00 Mad Dogs 10.00 House 11.00 NCIS: LA 12.00am Road Wars 1.00 Body Language Secrets

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Junior Doctors: Your Life In Their Hands 9.00 A Dangerous Place To Meet My Family 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Lunch Monkeys 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 A Dangerous Place To Meet My Family 12.45am Junior Doctors: Your Life In Their Hands 1.45 Lunch Monkeys

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 South Africa Walks 8.00 Maps: Power, Plunder And Possession 9.00 Micro Men 10.25 Upgrade Me 11.25 Beautiful Minds 12.25am What Makes Us Clever? A Horizon Guide To Intelligence 1.25 Maps: Power, Plunder And Possession 2.25 Beautiful Minds

1.30pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.40 The Real Housewives Of Orange County 4.40 Loose Women 5.40 Judge Judy 6.10 The Movie Show On ITV2 6.45 Ant & Dec’s Push The Button 8.00 American Idol 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.45 FILM: Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels (1998) 12.55am Coronation Street

11.10am Kavanagh QC 12.50pm Heartbeat 2.00 Pie In The Sky 3.05 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman 4.05 Daily Cooks Challenge 5.05 Terry And June 5.40 Heartbeat 6.55 Pie In The Sky 8.00 Wycliffe 9.00 Martin Clunes: Islands Of Britain 10.00 Lewis 12.05am FILM: A Good Man In Africa (1994) 1.50 Film File

11.10am Smallville 12.05pm Everwood 1.00 Scrubs (x2) 2.00 Hollyoaks 2.30 Gilmore Girls 3.25 Samantha Who? (x2) 4.25 Friends (x3) 6.00 Scrubs (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends (x3) 9.00 The Big Bang Theory 9.30 How I Met Your Mother 10.00 Skins 11.05 Rude Tube: Total Stunts 12.10am Scrubs (x2)

2.35pm Come Dine With Me 3.05 Coach Trip 3.40 Location, Location, Location (x2) 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.45 Relocation, Relocation 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 The Good Wife 10.00 Brothers And Sisters 11.00 The Big C 11.35 The Closer 12.35am The Good Wife

11.00am Metropolis (2001) 1.10pm Fathom (1967) 3.05 Akeelah And The Bee (2006) 5.15 Aquamarine (2006) 7.15 Never Let Me Go Special 7.20 The Wedding Date (2005) 9.00 Wedding Crashers (2005) 11.15 Aliens (1986) 2.15am Deficit (2007) 4.00 Close

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Join Victoria Nangle on the red carpet at the Duke of York’s for the European premiere of Graham Greene’s Brighton Rock. www.thelatest.tv

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friday 25 Benidorm ITV1, 9pm Brand new series. With Troy at home looking after his ill father, Gavin has a new holiday companion in the form of his salon employee Kenneth. The Garveys arrive to stay with Madge at her villa, only to find that it has been sold to Cilla Black – and Madge is nowhere to be found. Surprise surprise.

Embarrassing Bodies Channel 4, 9pm Dr Pixie meets a woman with a strange pair of testicle-like cysts on her head, plus Dr Christian deals with a young woman with incontinence. The mobile clinic seeks out Britain’s biggest thrill seekers at Thorpe Park, while Dr Dawn helps a man with leaking bowels. Let’s hope he gives Thorpe’s log flume a wide berth.

Harry Hill’s TV Burp ITV2, 8pm Harry from Planet Collar delivers another of his gassy belches into the funniest moments from this week’s telly with clips and special guests. The comic delves into the guts of dramas including Wild At Heart, the mucky world of Grimefighters, and the adventures of Bruce Parry In The Arctic.

Keep the Rennies close to hand.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Wreck Or Ready? 11.30 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Escape To The Country 3.00 BBC News 3.05 Deadly 60 3.35 Bear Behaving Badly 4.00 Dani’s House 4.30 Tracy Beaker Returns 5.00 Newsround 5.15 The Weakest Link

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show Stories that matter from across the country.

7.30 Deadly 60 On A Mission Wildlife presenter Steve Backshall is on a mission to meet 60 of the deadliest animals on earth.

8.00 EastEnders Max needs Whitney to fix the mess she has made, but she ends up burning all her bridges in Walford and turning to her new friend for help.

8.30 QI Stephen Fry goes Gothic with help from Sue Perkins, Jimmy Carr, Jack Dee and Alan Davies.

9.00 New Tricks Drama featuring an eccentric group of ex-police officers brought out of retirement to investigate unsolved crimes.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show The award-winning host continues his anarchic talk show. Graham is joined by Matthew Fox, Diane Kruger, and Jessie J. 11.20 The National Lottery Friday Night Draws Presented by OJ Borg.

11.30 FILM: High Crimes (2002) Thriller starring Morgan Freeman.

1.20am Weatherview 1.25 Sign Zone: South Riding 2.25 The Chinese Are Coming 3.25 Horizon: The Secret World Of Pain 4.25 Rip Off Britain 4.55 BBC News

BBC2

6.00 – 9.55am Children’s television 9.55 Guess With Jess 10.05 Postman Pat: SDS 10.20 Pingu 10.25 64 Zoo Lane 10.40 Chuggington: Badge Quest 10.45 Chuggington: Badge Quest 10.50 Waybuloo 11.10 In The Night Garden 11.40 FILM: Rodgers And Hammerstein’s Cinderella (1965) 1.00pm Due South 1.45 To Buy Or Not To Buy 2.30 Living Dangerously 3.00 Wanted Down Under 3.45 Flog It! Ten Of The Best 4.30 Perfection 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6.00 Eggheads Egg-stra brainy types take on other brainy types.

6.30 My Life In Books Peter and Dan Snow reveal their lives in books.

7.00 Forget The Oscars, Here Are The Kermodes Culture Show film critic Mark Kermode prepares his own list of statuettes to give to the true movie talent that in his opinion will be shamelessly forgotten by the Oscars this year.

7.30 Island Parish Father Roddy and Father John Paul employ the bitterly contested golf challenge.

8.00 Mastermind John Humphrys presents.

8.30 Britain From Above Previously unseen archive footage to show the dramatic transformation of Britain’s cities, landscape and industry.

9.00 Hidden Treasures Of Australian Art Griff Rhys Jones sets off on a series of adventures to find out what extraordinary treasure is still being created in far-off places by the indigenous people of today.

10.00 Fast And Loose Improvised games, sketches and music.

10.30 Newsnight With Mishal Husain.

11.00 The Review Show Culture discussion programme.

11.50 Cricket World Cup Highlights 2011 Highlights.

12.50am FILM: Shadow Of The Vampire (2000) Horror.

2.10 BBC News

ITV1

Channel 4

6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 House Gift 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 The Chase

6.10am The Treacle People 6.20 The Hoobs 6.45 The Hoobs 7.10 Freshly Squeezed 7.40 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Frasier 8.30 According To Jim 9.00 Supernanny US 9.55 The Good Wife 10.55 Gok’s Clothes Roadshow 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Jamie At Home 12.30 FILM: Bless This House (1972) 2.10 Cookery School 3.10 Countdown 3.55 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 Coach Trip

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Lisa reports her ordeal to the police. Cain attempts to apologise to Charity, but is it too little too late?

7.30 Coronation Street Dev and Sunita are baffled by a mysterious windfall. Owen delights in reporting Eileen’s fraud to the police. Maria announces that she is leaving as David gets promoted at the salon.

8.00 Children’s Hospital Six-monthold Daniel needs to have a growth removed from his neck.

8.30 Coronation Street The factory girls are stunned as Eileen is arrested for fraud. Carla makes Maria an offer she cannot refuse. Steve frets as Dev resolves to contact the police.

9.00 Benidorm See highlights.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 The Cube Tense gameshow with Phillip Schofield.

11.35 Take Me Out Hoping to impress the girls today are a 20-something dance instructor, a graphic designer, an Adonis-like fire-breather and a retired merchant navy officer. Plus find out how the couples from last time got on as they travelled to the sun-kissed Isle of Fernandos for their dates.

12.40am The Zone ITV1’s place to shop and play 2.40 In Plain Sight 3.30 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

6.00 The Simpsons Homer enrols on a nuclear physics course at Springfield University.

6.30 Hollyoaks Warren has cottoned on to Brendan’s awkwardness around Pete and wonders whether it was Brendan who put Pete in the wheelchair.

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.25 4thought.tv Religious issues.

7.30 Teen Horse Whisperers Lucy Kaye’s First Cut film examines an innovative scheme in which students in Liverpool with behavioural issues are given two months to tame wild horses.

8.00 Relocation: Phil Down Under Phil catches up with his first set of expats, who moved to Melbourne in 2009.

9.00 Embarrassing Bodies See highlights.

10.00 Friday Night Dinner Six-part sitcom about the Goodmans.

10.30 Lee Evans: Big: Live At The O2 Stand-up comedy.

11.35 10 O’Clock Live Repeat.

12.40am MUSIC ON 4: Topman Ctrl Mx This week’s guest controller is producer Mark Ronson. 1.10 MUSIC ON 4: 4Play: Boxer Rebellion 1.20 My Name Is Earl (x2) 2.05 Modern Toss 2.30 FILM: Powwow Highway (1989) 4.00 Brothers And Sisters 4.45 Great British Brands 5.00 Wogan’s Perfect Recall 5.25 Countdown 5.55 Sali Mali

Channel Five

6.00 – 8.20am Children’s television 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Milkshake! Show Songs 8.30 Roary The Racing Car 8.40 Hana’s Helpline 8.50 The WotWots 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.00 The Vanessa Show 11.45 CSI: NY 12.40pm Five News 12.45 Street Market Chefs 1.15 Street Market Chefs 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.50 Rough Guide To Weekend Breaks 3.05 FILM: Sorority Wars (2009) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Romeo makes a special meal for Indi when she comes to visit, but she passes out, still drunk from a uni party.

6.30 Home And Away In the aftermath of Romeo and Indi’s disastrous date, Ruby starts sniffing around to find out what could have gone wrong.

6.55 Meals In Moments Cookery series with chef Simon Rimmer.

7.00 Five News At 7 7.30 Vets In Action Horse whisperer Sarah strives to cure Ben of his terrible fear of the horse trailer.

8.00 Ice Road Truckers Alex picks up an unusual hitch-hiker and Hugh gets insulted by a fellow trucker.

9.00 The Mentalist The murder of a Hollywood producer drags the agents into a world of big egos, bad acting and drugs.

10.00 Law And Order A white supremacist group is suspected of killing an Arab man when a video of the murder finds its way to a television news channel.

10.55 NCIS An armed assault on an internet service provider leaves a female navy officer dead.

11.55 Cops In Crisis Documentary series.

12.15am SuperCasino Visit www.SuperCasino.com.

3.55 Motorsport Mundial 4.20 Royal Navy: Caribbean Patrol 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 House Doctor

Sky Sports 1 6.00am LIVE ICC Cricket World Cup 12.00pm LIVE ICC Cricket World Cup 5.30 Football League Weekend 6.30 Barclays Premier League Preview 7.00 Sky Sports News At Seven 7.30 LIVE Super League 10.00 Take It Like A Fan 10.30 Barclays Premier League Preview 11.00 Football League Weekend 12.00am ICC Cricket World Cup 2.00 Take It Like A Fan 2.30 Barclays Premier League Preview 3.00 Football League Weekend 4.00 Super League 5.30 Take It Like A Fan

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Ringside 10.00 LIVE Tennis: Dubai Tennis Championships 12.00pm Football’s Greatest 12.30 The Rugby Club 1.30 Ringside 2.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 3.00 LIVE Tennis: Dubai Tennis Championships 5.00 NFL - Total Access 6.00 Elite League Ice Hockey 7.00 Road To London 7.30 LIVE Football League 10.00 Tennis: Dubai Tennis Championships 12.00am NFL - Total Access 1.00 Super League 2.30 Tennis: Dubai Tennis Championships 4.30 NFL Total Access 5.30 Football’s Greatest

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Kings Of The Snow 7.00 Blauvelt’s Backcountry 7.30 Premier League Darts 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Blauvelt’s Backcountry 12.00pm Racemax 1.00 World Golf Championship 5.00 Live Super Rugby 7.00 LIVE World Golf Championship 11.00 Tight Lines 12.00am British Rally Championship 12.30 World Golf Championship 4.30 British Rally Championship 5.00 Barclays Premier League Preview 5.30 Kings Of The Snow

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3.00pm The Middle (x2) 4.00 Modern Family (x2) 5.00 Raising Hope 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 Emergency Animal Rescue 6.30 The Simpsons (x2) 7.30 The Middle 8.00 The Simpsons 8.30 Modern Family 9.00 Raising Hope 9.30 The Simpsons 10.00 Louie Spence 11.00 Got To Dance 12.30am Road Wars

7.00pm Almost Famous IV 7.05 Doctor Who 8.00 The Real Hustle On Holiday 8.30 The Lock Up 9.00 Little Britain 9.30 Lunch Monkeys 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Junior Doctors: Your Life In Their Hands 11.30 Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps (x2) 12.30am Family Guy (x2) 1.15 The Lock Up 1.45 Coming Of Age

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 The Salzburg Festival: Part Two 9.00 Forever Young: How Rock ‘n’ Roll Grew Up 10.00 Steve Winwood: English Soul 11.00 Carole King And James Taylor: Live At The Troubadour 12.00am Classic Albums 12.55 Steve Winwood: English Soul 1.55 Forever Young

3.40pm The Real Housewives Of Orange County 4.40 Loose Women 5.40 Judge Judy (x2) 6.35 JLS: The Hot Desk 6.50 Take Me Out 8.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp See highlights 8.30 Life’s Funniest Moments 9.00 American Idol: Top 20 Picked 11.00 Celebrity Juice 11.45 FILM: American Dreamz (2006)

11.10am Kavanagh QC 12.50pm Heartbeat 2.00 Pie In The Sky 3.05 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman 4.05 Daily Cooks Challenge 5.05 Terry And June 5.40 Heartbeat 6.55 Pie In The Sky 7.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 Taggart 10.00 A Touch Of Frost 12.05am FILM: An Ideal Husband (1999) 1.55 Poirot

11.10am Smallville: Superman The Early Years 12.05pm Everwood 1.00 Scrubs (x2) 2.00 Hollyoaks 2.30 Gilmore Girls 3.25 Samantha Who? (x2) 4.25 Friends (x3) 5.55 Scrubs (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends (x3) 9.00 Gok’s Clothes Roadshow 10.00 Wife Swap 11.05 Tool Academy 12.10am Scrubs

1.30pm Deal Or No Deal 2.35 Come Dine With Me 3.05 Coach Trip 3.40 Location, Location, Location (x2) 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.45 Relocation, Relocation 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 McQueen And I 10.45 Heroes Of Comedy (x2) 12.55am McQueen And I

11.00am Swiss Family Robinson (1960) 1.25pm The Man Who Knew Too Little (1997) 3.15 Because Of Winn-Dixie (2005) 5.20 Carry On Nurse (1959) 7.00 Paul Film Special 7.10 My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002) 9.00 The Sum Of All Fears (2002) 11.20 Bully (2001) 1.30am Teenage Caveman (2002)

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saturday 26 River Cottage Every Day Channel 4, 7pm You know Hugh, never one to shy away from a meaty subject.

Tonight is no exception. In this episode Hugh champions organic free-range meat, and believes the way to make it fit into the average family budget is to eat and enjoy cheap cuts rather than cheap meat. Put that Fray Bentos back on the shelf time.

Take Me Out ITV1, 8.45pm So who are the eligible batchelors on offer tonight then?

Well, there’s an Anglican chaplain, a city worker, and a bar manager putting themselves in the spotlight to bag themselves a date. But whose light will be snuffed at the last minute? Plus, did love or hate rear its head on last week’s dates?

Mo More4, 10.10pm Starring Julie Walters and David Haig. Arguably the most popular, if controversial, Labour MP of a generation, Mo Mowlam’s charisma and frank approach helped achieve the landmark Good Friday Agreement, and her warmth, passion and unorthodox style were loved by many. This is the story of her life and death.

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6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen 11.30 Raymond Blanc’s Kitchen Secrets 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 South East Today 12.15 Football Focus 1.00 My Family 1.30 Outtake TV 2.00 Six Nations Rugby: Italy V Wales 4.25 BBC News 4.30 South East Today 4.35 Six Nations Rugby: England V France

7.00 Let’s Dance For Comic Relief Let’s Dance for Comic Relief.

8.20 The National Lottery: Secret Fortune High-tension quiz show hosted by Nick Knowles. Playing for a Secret Fortune are newly-weds Louise and Jonny. They could walk away with as little as 100 pounds or as much as 100,000 – but will their Secret Fortune help make their dream of a garden for their baby daughter to play in a reality? Also features the National Lottery Saturday Night Draws presented by Myleene Klass, including Thunderball and Lotto Draws and Lotto Plus 5 results.

9.10 Casualty Medical drama. Kirsty finds it hard to cope in the wake of Warren’s death. The police have questions, Adam’s not the rock she thought he was, and Nita goes off the rails.

10.00 BBC News 10.20 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker presents highlights from the Premier League.

11.30 The Football League Show Highlights and analysis from the Football League.

12.50am Weatherview 12.55 BBC News

BBC2

6.00am Harry And Toto 6.10 Zigby 6.20 Dirtgirlworld 6.35 Jakers: The Adventures Of Piggley Winks 7.00 Basil And Barney’s Game Show 7.30 Arthur 8.00 Richard Hammond’s Blast Lab 8.30 Project Parent 9.00 Dick And Dom’s Funny Business 10.00 Trapped: Ever After 10.25 OOglies 10.45 Copycats 11.15 My Life 11.45 MOTD Kickabout 12.00pm Priceless Antiques Roadshow 12.10 Escape To The Country 1.10 FILM: Mr Deeds Goes To Town (1936) 3.00 Into The West 4.30 Final Score 5.15 Madagascar 6.15 Flog It! Auction series.

7.00 Dad’s Army After years at war, the British government decides to instil the Home Guard with more youthful members and existing, longserving members could be moved into the ARP. 7.30 An Audience With Ken Dodd First transmitted in 1994, Ken Dodd entertains a celebrity audience to celebrate 40 years in show business.

Guests include Frank Carson, Paul Daniels, Warren Mitchell, Kevin Whately and Coronation Street stars Liz Dawn, Bryan Mosely and Peter Baldwin.

8.30 Arena Arena’s exploration of Britain’s most enduring variety entertainer reveals his personal analysis of humour and illustrates why Ken Dodd is acknowledged as one of the finest exponents of his comic craft.

9.30 Faulks On Fiction Bestselling author Sebastian Faulks presents a four-part series on the brilliance of the British novel and its characters.

10.30 The Tudors Historical drama series about the royal house of Tudor.

11.20 Nurse Jackie Drama series.

11.45 Cricket World Cup Highlights 2011 Sonali Shah presents highlights of the Cricket World Cup Group A match between Sri Lanka and Pakistan from Colombo.

12.45am FILM: The Heart Of Me (2002)

ITV1

6.00 – 7.10am Children’s television 7.10 The Cat In The Hat Knows A Lot About That 7.25 Monk 7.30 Beyblade: Metal Fusion 7.55 Horrid Henry 8.10 The Suite Life Of Zack And Cody 8.35 Hannah Montana 9.00 The Cool Stuff Collective 9.25 Coronation Street Omnibus 11.45 This Morning: Saturday 12.45pm Monk 1.45 ITV News & Weather 1.50 FILM: Thunderbirds (2004) 3.30 FILM: Star Wars: Episode VI – Return Of The Jedi (1997)

6.00 Meridian News; Weather 6.15 ITV News; Weather 6.30 New You’ve Been Framed!

Harry Hill presents more footage filmed by viewers on their camcorders and mobile phones. Tonight’s show features hobbies gone wrong, a petrol station falling on a car and an inner tube versus a little girl.

7.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp Join the award-winning comic for a non-stop, laughter-filled rummage through this week’s telly. Harry has been busy digging out all the best bits. With the return of favourite shows like Ant And Dec’s Push The Button and Coach Trip, prepare for 30 minutes of funfilled TV gold!

7.30 Ant & Dec’s Push The Button Ant and Dec present the live family game show.

8.45 Take Me Out See highlights.

10.00 FILM: Tomorrow Never Dies (1997) Starring Pierce Brosnan, Teri Hatcher, Michelle Yeoh, Jonathan Pryce, Judi Dench and Desmond Llewelyn. Espionage action thriller.

(Continues after the news).

11.05 ITV News; Weather 11.20 FILM: Tomorrow Never Dies (1997) (Second part).

12.25am The Zone ITV1’s place to shop and play 2.30 Swingtown 3.15 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

Channel 4

6.00 – 7.00am Children’s television 7.00 Brain Cell: The Intelligent Sport UK Challenge 7.25 Freesports On 4 7.55 The Morning Line 8.50 Friends 9.25 JLS: Stars And Strikes 10.25 Glee 11.25 T4 At The Shockwaves NME Awards 2011 12.15pm Friends 12.50 The Big Bang Theory 1.20 The Big Bang Theory 1.50 Channel 4 Racing 3.50 The Secret Supper Club 4.20 Come Dine With Me Extra Portions 4.55 Come Dine With Me Extra Portions 5.25 Come Dine With Me Extra Portions 5.55 Come Dine With Me Extra Portions 6.25 The Political Slot Minister for the Cabinet Francis Maude visits the Response Community Centre in London to discuss the Big Society.

6.30 Channel 4 News 6.55 4thought.tv Religious and ethical issues.

7.00 River Cottage Every Day See highlights.

8.00 The Real King’s Speech Documentary.

9.00 FILM: Mission: Impossible III (2006) Starring Tom Cruise, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Michelle Monaghan, Ving Rhames, Billy Crudup, Simon Pegg, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Keri Russell, Maggie Q and Laurence Fishburne. Fast-paced action sequel.

11.20 Shockwaves NME Awards 2011 Comedian Angelos Epithemiou hosts The Shockwaves NME Awards 2011, along with backstage reporters Alexa Chung and Nick Grimshaw.

Performances include Arcade Fire, PJ Harvey and Godlike genius Dave Grohl with the Foo Fighters.

12.45am FILM: Natural Born Killers (1994) Violent, controversial drama about a couple who embark on a brutal murder spree and become celebrities after a corrupt talk show host takes an interest in them.

2.50 Coming Up: I Don’t Care 3.15 Brothers And Sisters 4.00 Privileged (x2) 5.25 Countdown

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.30am Children’s television 7.30 Make Way For Noddy 7.45 Igam Ogam 8.00 Little Princess 8.15 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.30 Play!

8.45 Rupert Bear 9.00 Olivia 9.15 The Mr. Men Show 9.30 The Milkshake! Show 10.00 Europa League Football Highlights 11.05 How Do They Do It? 11.35 The Gadget Show 12.40pm FILM: Superman (1978) 3.15 FILM: Jane Doe: Eye Of The Beholder (2008) 5.00 FILM: Patch Adams (1998) 7.00 Five News 7.10 NCIS A nuclear power plant inspector reports that he has been poisoned with a lethal dose of radiation.

8.00 CSI: Grissom’s Greatest The team tackles the case of an apparent suicide in a bathtub. Nick probes a robbery at a hotel, and Warrick investigates the shooting of a drunk man who broke into a friend’s home.

9.00 CSI: Miami Crime drama series based on the work of forensic investigators. An 18-year-old is murdered in a hotel elevator while on vacation with his parents, leading Horatio to suspect that the victim was killed at random as part of a gang initiation.

10.00 CSI: NY A woman apparently dies of fright in a reputedly haunted area of Central Park. During the subsequent investigation, Mac discovers the body of Chief Carver’s missing sister.

11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation A roadside murder turns out to be the ultimate case of mistaken identity, and requires the team to explore the world of transsexuals.

12.00am SuperCasino Visit www.SuperCasino.com. 4.00 Cowboy Builders 4.50 Meals In Moments 5.00 Hana’s Helpline 5.10 The Milkshake! Show 5.35 Thomas & Friends 5.45 Roary The Racing Car

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Trans World Sport 7.30 The Sky Sports Years 8.30 LIVE ICC Cricket World Cup 5.30pm LIVE Super League 8.00 LIVE Saturday Fight Night 10.00 ICC Cricket World Cup 12.00am Super League 1.30 Spanish Football 3.00 Saturday Fight Night 5.00 NFL - Total Access

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Tight Lines 7.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 7.30 Football League Weekend 8.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly 9.00 Barclays Premier League Preview 9.30 Take It Like A Fan 10.00 Soccer AM 12.00pm Take It Like A Fan 12.30 LIVE Football League: Championship 3.00 LIVE Super Rugby (x2) 7.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 7.30 The Sky Sports Years 8.25 Football First: Game Of The Day 10.15 Football First: Match Choice (x4) 4.15 Spanish Football 5.45 Sky Sports Classics

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Airsports World 6.30 LIVE Super Rugby (x2) 10.30 Road To London 11.00 WWE Smackdown 1.00pm WWE The Bottom Line 2.00 Elite League Ice Hockey 3.00 WWE Smackdown 5.00 LIVE World Golf Championship 11.00 WWE Late Night Superstars 12.00am WWE NXT 1.00 WWE Late Night Smackdown 3.00 WWE Late Night Bottom Line 4.00 Super League 5.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly

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1.00pm A Town Called Eureka 2.00 Futurama (4) 4.00 Bite Size Brainiac 4.10 FILM: The Librarian: Return To King Solomon’s Mines (2006) 6.00 Futurama (x2) 7.00 The Simpsons (x2) 8.00 Futurama (x2) 9.00 FILM: Happy Gilmore (1996) 10.45 Road Wars 11.45 FILM: Bitten (2008) 1.30am Road Wars

7.00pm Most Annoying People 2010 7.05 Top Gear 8.10 Great TV Mistakes 9.10 Live At The Apollo 10.00 FILM: Cool Runnings (1993) 11.35 Family Guy 12.15am American Dad! (x2) 1.00 Live At The Apollo 1.45 The Lock Up 2.20 The World’s Worst Place To Be Gay? 3.20 Great TV Mistakes

7.00pm Nature’s Great Events 8.00 Glamour’s Golden Age 9.00 The Killing (x2) 10.55 Getting On 11.25 A History Of Horror With Mark Gatiss (x3) 1.25 A History Of Horror With Mark Gatiss 2.25 Edgar Allan Poe: Love, Death And Women 3.25 Glamour’s Golden Age 5.30 Close

12.05pm Ant & Dec’s Push The Button 1.20 Take Me Out 2.35 Harry Hill’s TV Burp 3.00 American Idol: Hollywood Pt 4 - Las Vegas 5.00 American Idol: Top 20 Picked 7.00 FILM: Uncle Buck (1989) 9.00 FILM: Hot Fuzz (2007) 11.20 Celebrity Juice 12.10am FILM: Troy (2004) 2.55 American Idol: Hollywood Pt 4 - Las Vegas

10.50am Agatha Christie’s The Secret Adversary 1.25pm FILM: Evil Under The Sun (1982) 3.45 Foyle’s War 5.45 Inspector Morse 8.00 Rosemary And Thyme 9.00 Midsomer Murders 11.00 Murder In Suburbia 12.05am Inspector Morse 1.55 Drama Trails 2.05 ITV3 Nightscreen 2.30 Teleshopping

12.35pm Supernanny US 1.25 Hollyoaks Omnibus 4.00 Make It Or Break It 4.55 Friends (x2) 6.00 Glee 7.00 The Big Bang Theory 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 7.55 Friends (x2) 9.00 FILM: Bulletproof Monk (2003) 11.05 The Cleveland Show 11.35 Bob’s Burgers 12.05am How To Be Famous

9.00am Time Team (x5) 2.10 FILM: Those Magnificent Men In Their Flying Machines (1965) 4.45 Grand Designs Revisited (x3) 8.00 Grand Designs (x2) 10.10 Mo See highlights 12.20am Brighton Bomb 1.25 Mo 3.20 Brighton Bomb 4.25 Close

11.00am Porco Rosso (1992) 12.55pm Never Let Me Go Special 1.00 My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002) 2.50 Carry On Teacher (1962) 4.35 The Parent Trap (1961) 7.05 Crocodile Dundee (1986) 8.55 Paul Film Special 9.00 Zoolander (2001) 10.40 Little Miss Sunshine (2006) 12.40am Paradise Lost (2006)

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sunday 27 Film: Hancock Channel Five, 9pm Cynical vigilante Hancock’s superhuman powers help him fight crime and save lives, causing chaos and costing millions in damage in the process. After saving the life of a PR expert, he accepts the man’s offer to help improve his image – by paying the price for the damage he caused. Clumsy oaf.

Lead Balloon BBC1, 11.55pm Rick gets caught speeding again.

Three more points on his licence will be a ban, so he tries to persuade Mel, Marty and Magda to take the rap. Meanwhile, the café owner railroads Rick into doing a library fundraiser. On top of it all, his daughter Sam has decided to get a tattoo. That’ll give him the needle.

Come Dine With Me More4, 6.30pm Poor Sarah Pickering is suffering in the kitchen tonight. Things begin well with the carrot soup, but the main course of chicken breasts stuffed with haggis takes more time than expected. As her guests decide whether to eat the table mats, Sarah still has the veg to cook and falls prey to anxiety in the kitchen. Yoiks!

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6.00am Breakfast 7.50 Match Of The Day 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 The Big Questions 11.00 Country Tracks 12.00pm The Politics Show 1.05 EastEnders 3.00 Match Of The Day Live

6.00am Harry And Toto 6.10 Zigby 6.20 Dirtgirlworld 6.35 Jakers: The Adventures Of Piggley Winks 7.00 Basil And Barney’s Game Show 7.30 Arthur 8.00 Richard Hammond’s Blast Lab 8.30 Gimme A Break 9.00 Dick & Dom Go Wild 9.30 Cop School 10.00 Something For The Weekend 11.30 Film 2011 With Claudia Winkleman 12.00pm Escape To The Country 1.00 FILM: I Know Where I’m Going (1947) 2.30 Six Nations Rugby: Scotland V Ireland 5.00 Songs Of Praise 5.35 Coast 5.55 FILM: The Terminal (2004)

6.30 BBC News 6.45 Regional News; Weather 6.50 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England.

7.00 Countryfile Julia Bradbury and Ellie Harrison head to Worcestershire to find out how it provided the inspiration for Britain’s longestrunning soap opera – The Archers.

8.00 Antiques Roadshow Fiona Bruce and the team hear fascinating stories and make bombshell valuations as they examine people’s treasures.

9.00 South Riding Drama charting the story of Sarah Burton’s homecoming to Yorkshire in 1934 after twenty years teaching in London and the Empire.

10.00 BBC News 10.15 South East Today 10.25 Outcasts When missing expeditionary Josie Hunter walks back into the settlement, unharmed, the jubilant air quickly takes a darker tone.

11.25 Reggie Perrin Comedy.

11.55 Lead Balloon See highlights.

12.25am Lead Balloon Sitcom about ex-celebrity comedian Rick Spleen.

12.55 Weatherview 1.00 Sign Zone: Faulks On Fiction 2.00 Holby City 3.00 Sheila Hancock Brushes Up: The Art Of Watercolours 4.00 Save My Holiday 4.45 BBC News

8.00 Top Gear Motoring show. In the last show of this series Jeremy Clarkson races the new Jaguar XJ against something even bigger and more powerful – the rotation of the Earth itself.

9.00 Toughest Place To Be A...

In the third programme in the series where British workers accept the challenge to do their jobs in some of the toughest conditions in the world, midwife Suzanne Saunders-Blundell abandons the high tech maternity unit at Good Hope Hospital in Sutton Coldfield to work in Monrovia, the capital of Liberia in West Africa.

10.00 Match Of The Day 2 Colin Murray presents highlights of the day’s Premier League match at Upton Park, where West Ham host Liverpool.

11.00 The League Cup Show Manish Bhasin presents action from round two of the Carling Cup, as the big hitters from the Premier League join the competition.

11.45 Cricket World Cup Highlights 2011 Highlights.

12.45am In This World Michael Winterbottom’s BAFTA-winning drama about a pair of Afghani cousins living in the Pakistani city of Pehawar.

2.15 BBC News 4.45 The Super League Show

ITV1

6.00 – 7.00am Children’s television 7.00 Handy Manny 7.10 Curious George 7.25 Monk 7.30 Beyblade: Metal Fusion 7.55 The Cool Stuff Collective 8.20 X-Men 8.45 SpongeBob SquarePants 9.00 Wizards Of Waverly Place 9.25 May The Best House Win 10.25 The Biggest Loser 11.30 This Morning: Sunday 12.30pm Dinner Date 1.30 ITV News & Weather 1.45 Columbo: Any Old Port In A Storm 3.45 Midsomer Murders 5.50 Meridian News And Weather 6.05 ITV News; Weather 6.20 Harry Hill’s TV Burp Join the award-winning comic for a non-stop, laughter-filled rummage through this week’s telly.

6.50 Dancing On Ice Skating superstars Torvill and Dean kick off the show with a stunning opening routine before the remaining celebrities take to the ice. This week the theme is Ice World Tour in which every performance is inspired by a dance from around the world.

8.30 Wild At Heart With the court case looming, Danny realises he might have to sacrifice his principles in order to save Leopard’s Den. And Caroline decides that they need someone on the inside, so she takes a job working for the mining company.

9.30 Dancing On Ice: The Skateoff The results of the public vote.

10.00 That Sunday Night Show Adrian Chiles is joined by Clive Anderson and Al Murray.

10.30 ITV News; Weather 10.45 I Was There... When The Beatles Played The Cavern Documentary.

11.45 Rugby Highlights: Aviva Premiership Highlights.

12.40am The Zone ITV1’s place to shop and play 2.00 FILM: Mystery Men (1999) 4.00 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

Channel 4

6.10am The Treacle People 6.20 The Hoobs 6.45 FIS World Snowboarding Championships 7.15 That Paralympic Show 7.40 Friends 8.05 Friends 8.40 Hollyoaks Omnibus 11.10 Friends 11.50 Glee 12.50pm The Simpsons 1.20 The Simpsons 1.50 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 2.25 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 2.55 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 3.25 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 3.55 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 4.25 Deal Or No Deal 5.25 Time Team 6.30 Channel 4 News 6.55 4thought.tv Religious and ethical issues.

7.00 Come Dine With Me Patrick Dromgoole, Ann Hay, Jolyn Jewson and performance poet Duffy get ready to show off their culinary skills in Ayrshire.

8.00 The People’s Supermarket Chef and eco-restaurateur Arthur Potts Dawson tries to change the way Britons shop by launching a supermarket owned by its customers.

9.00 The Promise Peter Kosminsky’s drama serial about an 18-year-old who retraces the steps of her grandfather, a peace-keeping soldier in 1940s Palestine.

11.10 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Lighthearted chat show. Alan Carr is joined by Tom Hardy, Jo Brand and the cast of The Only Way Is Essex.

Ellie Goulding also pops by to perform her song Lights.

12.15am FILM: What’s Love Got To Do With It? (1993) Powerful account of the life of rock singer Tina Turner, from her humble beginnings in a church choir to the status of worldfamous rock star. The film’s main focus is on the stormy relationship between Tina and husband Ike. 2.15 The Family 3.10 Wedding House 4.05 Without A Trace 4.55 Wogan’s Perfect Recall 5.20 Countdown

Channel Five

6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television 8.00 Little Princess 8.10 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.30 Family!

8.40 Rupert Bear 8.55 Olivia 9.15 The Mr. Men Show 9.30 The Milkshake!

Show 10.00 Starlight: For The Children 10.30 Street Market Chefs 11.00 Stansted: The Inside Story 12.00pm Cowboy Builders 1.00 Ice Road Truckers 2.05 FILM: Apache Drums (1951) 3.25 Five News 3.35 FILM: Father Hood (1993) 5.25 FILM: Superman II (1980) 8.00 Royal Navy: Caribbean Patrol This exciting documentary series follows Royal Navy warship HMS Manchester on her final deployment – a seven-month tour of duty hunting drug smugglers in the Caribbean. Morale is lifted aboard HMS Manchester as the crew spots and stalks a suspicious fishing vessel.

9.00 FILM: Hancock (2008) See highlights.

10.50 FILM: Maximum Risk (1996) Starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Natasha Henstridge, Jean-Hugues Anglade, Zach Grenier, Stephane Audran and Paul Ben-Victor. Highoctane action thriller about a retired French soldier’s search for his twin brother’s killers. Unaware that he even had a twin until he found him dead on the streets of his home town, the policeman vows not only to avenge the murder, but also to uncover the truth about his own past.

The trail soon leads him to a Russian syndicate based in New York.

12.40am SuperCasino Visit www.SuperCasino.com 4.00 Divine Designs (x2) 4.50 Meals In Moments 5.00 Hana’s Helpline 5.10 The Milkshake! Show 5.35 Thomas & Friends 5.45 Roary The Racing Car

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Football First: Game Of The Day 8.00 Football First: Match Choice 9.30 Sunday Supplement 11.00 Goals On Sunday 1.00pm LIVE Ford Super Sunday 3.30 LIVE Carling Cup Football 6.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly 7.00 LIVE World Club Challenge 9.30 Carling Cup Football 10.30 Ford Football Special 12.00am UEFA Champions League Weekly 12.30 Spanish Football 2.00 Carling Cup Football 3.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 3.30 Sky Sports Classics: New Zealand V Australia, Third ODI 2007 3.45 Live ICC Cricket World Cup

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Blauvelt’s Backcountry 6.30 Super League 8.00 LIVE ICC Cricket World Cup 5.25pm LIVE Premiership Rugby Union 8.00 ICC Cricket World Cup 10.00 Premiership Rugby Union 11.30 ICC Cricket World Cup 1.30am World Club Challenge 3.00 British Rally Championship 3.30 Ford Football Special 5.00 Close

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Racemax 7.00 Seamaster Sailing 7.30 This Week In WWE 8.00 WWE Vintage Collection 9.00 WWE Afterburn 10.00 Road To London 10.30 British Rally Championship 11.00 Saturday Fight Night 1.00pm LIVE Women’s Rugby 2.00 LIVE World Golf Championship 11.00 World Club Challenge 12.30am Women’s Rugby 2.30 Premiership Rugby Union 4.00 Seamaster Sailing 4.30 Close

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1.00pm Emergency Animal Rescue 1.30 Emergency Animal Rescue 2.00 Dream Lives For Sale 3.00 Futurama (x4) 5.00 The Simpsons (x2) 6.00 Got To Dance: Live Final 7.30 Got To Dance: Results Show 8.00 Raising Hope 8.30 Modern Family 9.00 Hawaii Five-0 10.00 NCIS: LA 11.00 House 12.00am Road Wars

7.00pm The World’s Strictest Parents 8.00 Junior Doctors: Your Life In Their Hands 9.00 Being Human 10.00 Family Guy (x2) 10.45 American Dad! (x2) 11.30 Being Human 12.30am A Dangerous Place To Meet My Family 1.30 Junior Doctors: Your Life In Their Hands 2.30 Coming Of Age

7.00pm The Story Of Science: Power, Proof And Passion 8.00 Romancing The Stone: The Golden Ages Of British Sculpture 9.00 Abraham Lincoln: Saint Or Sinner? 10.00 FILM: Three Monkeys (2008) 11.45 Forever Young: How Rock ‘n’ Roll Grew Up 12.45am Steve Winwood: English Soul

1.35pm American Idol: Hollywood Pt 4 - Las Vegas 3.35 American Idol: Top 20 Picked 5.35 Take Me Out 6.55 FILM: Wild Wild West (1999) 9.00 Benidorm 10.00 Secret Diary Of A Call Girl 10.35 FILM: Hannibal Rising (2007) 12.55am Dancing On Ice 2.30 Dancing On Ice: The Skate-off 3.00 American Idol: Top 20 Picked

1.30pm Inspector Morse 3.40 FILM: The Railway Children (1970) 5.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 8.00 The Return Of Sherlock Holmes 9.00 Foyle’s War 11.10 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 1.15am A Touch Of Frost 2.50 Home To Roost 3.20 ITV3 Nightscreen 3.40 Emmerdale Omnibus

1.20pm Style Her Famous 1.50 Natalie Cassidy: Becoming Mum 2.50 Make It Or Break It 3.45 FILM: How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days (2002) 6.00 Friends (x2) 7.00 90210 8.00 Friends (x2) 9.00 FILM: Cheaper By The Dozen (2003) 11.00 The 100 Greatest Stand Ups 2010 1.15am How To Look Good Naked (x2)

1.35pm The Coach Trip (x5) 4.15 Come Dine With Me (x4) 6.30 Come Dine With Me See highlights 7.00 My Place In The Sun 7.30 The TV Book Club 8.00 Bernard Madoff: 65 Billion Dollar Swindle 9.00 The Secret Millionaire Changed My Life 10.00 The World’s Most Enhanced Woman And Me 11.05 Father Ted

11.00am Fathom (1967) 12.55pm 4Films For...

1.00 The Love Bug (1968) 3.05 Lassie (2005) 4.55 Bogus (1996) 7.05 Angus, Thongs And Perfect Snogging (2008) 9.00 The Untouchables (1987) 11.15 Alien Resurrection (1997) 1.25am Memories Of Matsuko (2006) 4.00 Close

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monday 28 Raymond Blanc’s Kitchen Secrets BBC2, 8.30pm Warning: this episode could seriously damage your weightloss diet! Raymond pays tribute to the satisfying extravagance of cakes and pastries. Including a feather-light lemon tea cake, apricot jam and tangy lemon glaze, and fluffy choux pastry filled with choccie cream. Drool.

Film: Ultraviolet Channel Five, 10pm An authoritarian human society is at war with a race of vampiric beings contaminated with a genetically modified disease. One infected woman is bent on seeking revenge against the evil regime, and takes it upon herself to protect a young boy who is marked for death by the humans.

Golly, it’s all go on planet sci-fi.

Great British Hairdresser E4, 10pm Each week budding barnetbuffers will face a series of fashion-based challenges as they compete for the dream assignment – a chance to style the hair of an A-list star for the cover of Glamour magazine. The search begins at the auditions in London and Manchester. Let’s just see who gets the chop.

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BBC2

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Wreck Or Ready? 11.30 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Escape To The Country 3.00 BBC News 3.05 Deadly 60 3.35 Deadly 60 Bite Size 3.40 Deadly Art 3.55 Sam And Mark’s Guide To Dodging Disaster 4.00 The Big Performance 4.30 Blue Peter 4.55 Life On The Front Line: A Newsround Special 5.15 The Weakest Link

6.00 – 9.45am Children’s television 9.45 Big And Small 9.55 3rd And Bird 10.05 Postman Pat: SDS 10.20 Pingu 10.25 64 Zoo Lane 10.45 Waybuloo 11.05 In The Night Garden 11.35 Meerkat Manor 12.00pm The Daily Politics 12.30 GMT With George Alagiah 1.00 Due South 1.45 To Buy Or Not To Buy 2.30 Nature’s Top 40 3.00 Wanted Down Under 3.45 Flog It! Ten Of The Best 4.30 Cash In The Celebrity Attic 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show Stories that matter from across the country.

7.30 Inside Out John Warnett investigates the state of the region’s roads ahead of the proposed cuts.

8.00 EastEnders Denise and Kat find their pasts catching up with them, and Ronnie’s lies continue to spiral.

8.30 Classroom Warriors – Panorama Classroom Warriors.

9.00 Crimewatch Series of dramatised reconstructions and police appeals for help in solving crimes.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Mrs Brown’s Boys Comedy series about a loud-mouthed Irish matriarch, whose favourite pastime is meddling in the lives of her children.

11.05 Crimewatch Update Updates on recently featured cases.

11.15 Late Kick Off Mark Chapman presents the football magazine show focusing on clubs in the region, featuring news, goals, gossip and behind-the-scenes tidbits for fans.

11.45 The Graham Norton Show The award-winning host continues his anarchic talk show.

12.35am The Apprentice USA 1.15 The Apprentice USA 2.00 Weatherview 2.05 Sign Zone: Silk 3.05 Imagine... 3.55 Life In A Cottage Garden With Carol Klein 4.25 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads Hard questions, soft boiled.

6.30 My Life In Books My Life in Books.

7.00 Top Gear Motoring magazine with Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond, including road tests, news and features.

8.00 University Challenge York University and the University of Bristol, both of whom lost their first quarter-final matches, play each other tonight for another chance to stay in the competition.

8.30 Raymond Blanc’s Kitchen Secrets See highlights.

9.00 When Teenage Meets Old Age After spending a week working as carers in a retirement village, Jace, Estenitia, Zoe and Johnny take a group of eight elderly residents on a holiday to Cornwall.

10.00 Never Mind The Buzzcocks Guest include Tom Clarke, Paloma Faith, Ben Miller and American comedienne Janeane Garofalo.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis.

11.20 Cricket World Cup Highlights 2011 Manish Bhasin presents highlights from Delhi.

12.20am Island Parish Chronicle of life in the parish of the Isles of Scilly.

12.50 BBC News 3.55 Adventures Abroad 4.25 Telling Tales (x10) 5.20 Being Chinese

ITV1

6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 House Gift 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 The Chase

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Cain enjoys sowing seeds of doubt about Charity. Aaron is troubled when he is forced to introduce Flynn to Jackson.

7.30 Coronation Street Will Dev report Steve to the police? A cunning Owen plans his revenge on Eileen.

8.00 The Lakes In this show, we discover an extra attraction at Muncaster Castle – the owls who perform a display on the lawn twice a day and their head keeper Raedwulf ‘Wulf’ Ingham.

8.30 Coronation Street Maria is out of her depth as Underworld’s new client arrives. Steve issues Becky with an ultimatum.

9.00 The Biggest Loser Davina McCall presents the final of the weight loss competition.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 New Homes From Hell 2009 Meet the young family whose idyllic life in France is literally under fire from a gun club next door.

11.35 That Sunday Night Show Repeat of yesterday’s show.

12.05am Grimefighters Series following the everyday lives of cleanup teams around Britain. Narrated by John Sergeant.

12.30 The Zone 2.35 UEFA Champions League Weekly 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.55 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

Channel 4

6.05am Sali Mali 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.05 Freshly Squeezed 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Frasier 8.30 According To Jim 9.00 Supernanny US 9.55 The Good Wife 10.55 Relocation: Phil Down Under 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 River Cottage Bites 12.15 The TV Book Club 12.45 FILM: The Mark Of Zorro (1974) 2.10 Cookery School 3.10 Countdown 3.55 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 Coach Trip

6.00 The Simpsons Mr Burns recruits Homer to perform a comic routine at his birthday party.

6.30 Hollyoaks Suzanne tells Rhys he has to choose whether he believes Gilly or Jacqui.

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv Religious and ethical issues.

8.00 Dispatches: Secret NHS Diaries In light of the health ombudsman’s recent report into the care of elderly patients in British hospitals, the current affairs series gives cameras to three people to film the last weeks of their lives at home, in a care home and in hospital.

9.00 One Born Every Minute Flyon-the-wall documentary series.

10.00 FILM: The Full Monty (1997) Starring Robert Carlyle, Tom Wilkinson, Mark Addy, Paul Barber, William Snape and Hugo Speer.

Blockbuster comedy.

11.45 Beady Eye: Live From Abbey Road Beady Eye perform tracks.

12.20am MUSIC ON 4: Music On 4 Intros: CocknBullKid 12.35 Manic Street Preachers: One Last Shot At Mass Communication 1.05 Child Genius: Five Years On Documentary series.

2.00 Rome Wasn’t Built In A Day 2.55 Codex 3.50 The Bible: A History 4.45 A Film From My Parish: 6 Farms 4.55 Brothers And Sisters 5.40 Wogan’s Perfect Recall

Channel Five

6.00 – 8.20am Children’s television 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Mio Mao 8.30 Roary The Racing Car 8.40 Hana’s Helpline 8.50 The WotWots 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.00 The Vanessa Show 11.45 House 12.40pm Five News 12.45 Build A New Life In The Country 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.45 Animal Rescue Squad 3.05 FILM: Monte Walsh (1970) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours

6.00 Home And Away April escapes from the fume-filled house and is found collapsed on the beach – but will help reach Xavier in time?

6.25 OK! TV Kate Walsh and Matt Johnson present.

7.00 Five News At 7 7.30 How Do They Do It? Robert Llewellyn looks at the secrets behind some of the world’s most expensive perfumes, the genius recycling solution invented to solve Singapore’s waste and overcrowding problems, and how salty sea water can be turned into a source of power.

8.00 The Gadget Show Consumer technology show.

9.00 Royal Navy: Caribbean Patrol The crew is on full alert as hurricane season gets underway.

10.00 FILM: Ultraviolet (2006) See highlights.

11.50 UFC 126: Main Event Top-flight MMA action from the Mandalay Bay Events Centre in Las Vegas. Includes the Middleweight Championship bout between Brazilians Anderson Silva and Vitor Belfort, plus lighweight bouts featuring British contenders Paul Kelly and Paul Taylor.

12.50am SuperCasino Visit www.SuperCasino.com 4.05 Divine Designs 4.30 Great Scientists 4.55 Rough Guide To Cities 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 House Doctor

Sky Sports 1 6.00am LIVE ICC Cricket World Cup (x2) 5.30pm Netbusters 6.00 The Sky Sports Years 7.00 Sky Sports News At Seven 7.30 LIVE Ford Monday Night Football 10.30 The Sky Sports Years 11.30 Netbusters 12.00am SPL Round-Up 12.30 Ford Monday Night Football 1.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 2.30 Sports Unlimited 3.30 Watersports World 4.30 Max Power 5.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Ford Football Special 10.30 Carling Cup Football 11.30 Spanish Football 1.00pm Ford Football Special 2.30 Spanish Football 4.30 Carling Cup Football 5.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 6.30 Wild Spirits 7.00 British Rally Championship 8.00 NASCAR 9.00 Showjumping: Spruce Meadows Presents 10.00 Fishing: Bass Fishing 11.00 Boots ‘n’ All – The Tries 12.00am ICC Cricket World Cup 2.00 PGA Tour Golf 3.00 World Golf Championship 4.00 Shell’s Wonderful World Of Golf 5.30 Close

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Kings Of The Snow 7.00 WWE The Bottom Line 8.00 Elite League Ice Hockey 9.00 World Golf Championship 12.00pm Saturday Fight Night 2.00 World Golf Championship 5.00 WWE Raw 7.00 Cycling: Tour Of Oman 8.00 ICC Cricket World Cup 10.00 WWE Late Night Bottom Line 11.00 WWE Late Night Afterburn 12.00am WWE NXT 1.00 WWE Vintage Collection 2.00 LIVE WWE Late Night Raw 4.15 Cycling: Tour Of Oman 5.15 Close

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BBC4

ITV2

ITV3

E4

More4

Film4

12.00pm Project Runway 1.00 The Real A & E 2.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 4.00 Oops TV 4.30 Futurama 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama 6.00 Oops TV 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Road Wars 9.00 Ross Kemp: Extreme World 10.00 Inside: Predator Task Force 11.00 Mental 12.00am Lie To Me

7.00pm Total Wipeout 8.00 Hotter Than My Daughter 8.30 The Lock Up 9.00 How To Live With Women 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Being Human 11.30 Family Guy (x2) 12.15am How To Live With Women 1.15 Hotter Than My Daughter 1.45 The Lock Up 2.15 Total Wipeout 3.15 How Drugs Work: Ecstasy

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Mark Lawson Talks To Anne Robinson 8.30 The Beauty Of Books 9.00 The Story Of Variety With Michael Grade 10.00 Eric And Ernie: Behind The Scenes 11.00 The Art Of Tommy Cooper 11.30 More Dawn French’s Boys Who Do: Comedy 12.00am Paul Merton’s Palladium Story

3.40pm The Real Housewives Of Orange County 4.40 Loose Women 5.40 Judge Judy (x3) 7.00 The Cube 8.00 New You’ve Been Framed! 8.30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp 9.00 Hell’s Kitchen USA 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.45 Secret Diary Of A Call Girl 11.15 FILM: Out Of Sight (1998) 1.40am Coronation Street (x2)

12.50pm Heartbeat 2.00 Pie In The Sky 3.05 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman 4.05 Daily Cooks Challenge 5.05 Terry And June 5.40 Heartbeat 6.55 Pie In The Sky 8.00 The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes 9.00 Rebus 10.00 Wire In The Blood 12.00am Numb3rs 12.50 Agatha Christie’s Why Didn’t They Ask Evans? 2.00 Film File

1.00 Scrubs (x2) 2.00 Hollyoaks 2.30 Gilmore Girls 3.25 Samantha Who? (x2) 4.25 Friends (x3) 6.00 Scrubs (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends (x3) 9.00 Glee 10.00 Great British Hairdresser See highlights 11.05 Skins 12.10am Scrubs (x2) 1.05 Samantha Who? (x2) 1.50 Skins 2.45 Reaper

3.35pm Location, Location, Location 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.45 Relocation, Relocation 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Relocation, Relocation 10.00 Ruth Watson’s Hotel Rescue 11.00 The Daily Show With Jon Stewart 11.30 Unreported World 12.00am Relocation, Relocation

11.00am The Gift Horse (1952) 12.55pm The Desert Fox (1951) 2.40 Ivanhoe (1952) 4.45 That Thing You Do! (1996) 6.50 Made In America (1993) 9.00 Wedding Crashers (2005) 11.15 Genova (2008) 1.00am Goya’s Ghosts (2006) 3.10 Paul Film Special 3.20 Never Let Me Go Special 3.30 Clos

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