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4 Social Diary Rock & Roller, Brighton Business Curry Club, World Cup fundraiser, Theatre Royal and Brighton Little Theatre

It’s not often you see a filmmaking pigeon but it’s not out of the ordinary at The Catalyst Club. This week on Brighton Lights, Angi Mariani talks to the founder David Bramwell about Brighton’s most amazing club – the original spoken word club – and Elena Saorin and Alicia Moss report on two of Brighton’s passions, fashion and bands. Alicia was on the catwalk herself during Brighton Fashion Week and takes us backstage at this fast growing annual glamourfest, while Elena reports on the latest and best of Brighton's bands coming together in The Blue Light Initiative – we're talking The Beautiful Word, whose EP launch is this week, plus The Bobby McGees, Yokoko, The Stars Down To Earth and lots more. Oh, and I nearly forgot Matt Whistler, but you won’t! Presented by Val Aviv, Brighton Lights is on all the time at thelatest.co.uk.

If you want to be involved in Brighton’s fastest growing media, come to Latest Musicbar at 6.30pm on Tuesdays. We've had an amazing week with support from very high profile people in British TV and features on the BBC and in Press Gazette and, most importantly, you're watching in growing numbers. The aim: 30,000 viewers and a daily show in four months and a terrestrial TV station for Brighton within a year. Join us.

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7 City Speak Ruby visits her seamstress, Tash over-commits and Will’s neighbour is wrong-footed by a gift of flowers 8 News Sarah Payne killer’s sentence reduced; plus Mary Mears on the Chattri memorial and Falmer stadium naming day 8 Latest Inbox Readers’ letters, emails and web comments 9 Bookings Pixie Lott, Diversity, Gary Numan, 30 Seconds To Mars 9 Competitions Win Pet Shop Boys tickets and £100 Fitbitch course 9 Latest Brighton Download Chart And this week’s number one is... Three Brians!

10 Snap Shots Meet the ‘Nation’s Favourite Hairdresser’, Gary Forde 11 Celebcity Katie Price, Dermot, Gail Porter and Gillette’s local model 12 Bare Cheek & Astral Angi The Bare Cheek guide to the World Cup; plus your stars

13 L7 INTERVIEW

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Award-winning Beautiful Thing writer Jonathan Harvey discusses his return to theatre with Canary – the ‘big gay play’ which has been taking the country by storm

14 LIFESTYLE 14 Burt Brill & Cardens Graduate Show 2010 Photography student Kayla Stoate wins the people’s choice award with her pictorial quest to find a husband 15 Cover feature Introducing Rock & Roller, Brighton’s first vintage American-themed restaurant and pool bar 17 Andrew Kay’s Food & Drink The Sussex Food Awards and Brighton Foodies 19 Hotlist Where to drink and dine this week 21 Health Victoria Nangle tests out IPL hair removal... on her pits

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From Johnny Cash’s besuited pot-shots in The Baron And The Kid to Scorsese’s The Color of Money and 1961’s definitive The Hustler, there’s essentially nowt cooler than pool. (We’ll forget about lesser known musical-horror Billy The Kid And The Green Baize Vampire, although it does have a very cool title). So we were pleased to hear about the opening of Rock & Roller, a new vintage American-inspired restaurant and pool bar, which is bringing a hint of New York to the Waitrose-end of Western Road. The subject of this week’s cover feature has five pool tables as well as serving on-theme food and cocktails.

You may wish to bring your own smog. Just call us Minnesota Fats.

Gay rights activist Peter Tatchell famously commented that ‘Women and gay people are the litmus test of whether a society is democratic and respecting human rights – we are the canaries in the mine’. Jonathan Harvey’s new play (which arrives at Theatre Royal Brighton next week) takes its title from the latter and its subject matter from half a century of gay history, and has been getting fantastic reviews on its UK tour. In the L7 Interview, Harvey chats about bigotry, complacency and Corrie, while Andrew Kay catches a preview of Canary for Stage.

It’s great to see so much exciting new work at the Theatre Royal lately – see Reviews for our verdict on rising director Jamie Lloyd’s Salome (which, if you missed it, featured the biblical Dance of the Seven Veils performed as an amateur lapdance accompanied by a giant ghetto blaster with a suggestively long aerial).

Also this issue: beer, folk, free Pet Shop Boys tickets, Brighton’s own award-winning hairdresser Gary Forde, a furore over the ‘Cowgirl’ dancers infiltrating family cricket, and how to banish unwanted body fuzz for good.

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23 WHAT’S ON 23 Stage Andrew Kay gets a preview of Jonathan Harvey’s Canary 24 Clubs Dirtybird 5th Anniversary Tour at Audio 24 Music Interview with Crawley Folk Festival’s programmer 26 Events Find out where you can drink Spectrum Wizzard, Tipples Ginger and Tring Colley’s Dog this weekend...

26 Art A Pre-Raphaelite with a spray-can 27 Film Russell Brand stars in Get Him To The Greek 28 Comedy Liz Carr at Komedia 29 Reviews Salomé, Simply Red, Michael Clark, Short Fuse 30 Sport Andy Winter on defending champions Sussex Sharks 30 TV Telly Talk; your seven-day guide to what’s on the box

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Latest diary Around town with: Rock & Roller, Brighton Business Curry Club, Pasha de La Mare’s World Cup fundraiser, Theatre Royal and Brighton Little Theatre

Currying favour The Brighton Business Curry Club hosted their second business to business networking event at the Eastern Eye Indian restaurant on London Road earlier this month, with Nick Harvey (Harvey Marketing), David Parr (4Digital) and Lisa Reynolds (Let Me do That for You). These informal monthly events cost £9.99, and each time head chef and owner Murrali chooses a different regional Southern Indian speciality for the businesses to enjoy. The next event is on Tuesday 13 July – reservations must be made in advance through lisa@letmedothatforyou.co.uk. For more information visit www.easterneyerestaurant.co.uk. Photos: Patrick Kneath

Pool party Brighton’s first restaurant and pool bar, Rock & Roller, celebrated its launch on 10 June with drinks and the chance to shoot some pool at one of its five tables. The American-inspired venue on Western Road also serves colossal home-made burgers, cocktails and more.

Read more in our cover feature on p13. Photos: Patrick Kneath

Rachel Singh (A New You ), Jenny Sladen (Life II)

Chris Rivera (Reach Local UK), Lisa Reynolds (Let Me Do That For You)

Doug Bamford & Scott Sullivan (joint owners)

Southern Indian speciality dishes Alex Aragao, Rebecca Vesti-Nielsen, Cara Nortje, Steve Lampard (“Pool People” – Rock & Roller) Catherine Lawrence, Foxy Johnston, Anna Smith

A Pash-ion for football Performance artist Pasha de la Mare (aka ‘The Countess of Brighton and Hackney’) threw a very stylish World Cup celebration in aid of Cancer Research at H Bar on Church Road on 12 June – the evening England played USA. Two floors were packed with DJs Manda Dex, Scotty SLD, Dan Ovett, Leo Metzger, and entertainers Marty Middleton and Keith Morley.

Photos: Diana Frangi

Emily Whiter, Skye de la Mare, Pasha de la Mare, Juliet Jacques

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Theatre Royal Brighton previewed its summer and autumn seasons with a ‘theatrical garden party’ on 9 June. Guests got a look behind the scenes of the beautiful 200-year-old theatre, with refreshments served on the stage. Phillip Willmott, the director of this year’s Christmas musical, Cinderella, spoke and Hollie Johanson-Smith premiered the song ‘Could This Be?’. Tickets can be booked at www.ambassadortickets.com or on 0844 871 7615. Photos: Patrick Kneath

Mary Edwards with Punchinello (www.punch-and-judy.com)

Happy birthday BLT! Brighton Little Theatre celebrated its 70th birthday on 5 June – exactly 70 years to the day when a group of young people met to produce and act plays in 1940.

The cake was cut by Geoffrey Spencer, a founder member.

Running all this week, the theatre’s current production is Romeo And Juliet (Tuesday 22 to Saturday 26 June). Book on 01273 777748 or via www.the-little.co.uk.

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CITY SPEAK 07

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Life begins at 70 Ruby Grimshaw pulls herself together

Tasha Dhanraj loses heart with lending a hand

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hey say that if you save 1,199 friends later I had finally a man’s life then you are finished. The ice-cream I had responsible for that man’s life. planned to leave on the side for I’ve never saved anyone’s life but five minutes whilst I finished the I did once save a cardinal beetle menial task had gone past the from being trodden on by a pleasantly soft point I was classmate when we were on a trip hoping for and had now entered to some forest. I felt terrible for serious liquidity. having to leave it on a leaf as we If I’d have realised that it would left to go back. It is true about take so long then I would have set favours, though – you always think up Tess Of The D’Urbervilles: the it’s just a small demonstration of audio book to be playing in the your friendship and never realise background as I click, click clicked. that you are actually entering I had been putting off Tess Of The a contract that D’Urbervilles will make you until I had an responsible for equally menial “The ice-cream that favour until task to do it I had planned to the day you die. with and this Take today, for could have leave on the side example. A friend been that task. of mine was doing I texted my for five minutes a gig and asked friend an hour me to create a ago to see had gone past Facebook event for whether people him and invite all had responded the pleasantly his friends, using positively to the soft point” his account. desperate plea I assumed it was for people to because he was too come and busy to do it himself, but quickly watch his gig. Only 11 had come. realised it was probably more I was doing a favour for a friend. laziness.

I was not responsible for his gig A task I thought would take about and he didn’t see it as my fault five minutes, took me a good hour. that the audience numbers were I quickly typed out some splutter of few. But I feel as though it was words – feebly attempting to sound utterly my fault. The real lesson as much like him as possible. I then to be learnt here is that I am too went to invite his friends and found lovely a person who just wants to that there was no ‘select all’ button. give. Therefore, never ask me to I began clicking each friend to do anything ever again. Please. invite them.

I explained that I was being woken have a marvellous seamstress up at 5am by the bright early dawn. who can sew like an angel but is “I have to put on an eye shade,” I definitely a little eccentric, even by said. “To go back to sleep.” It did Brighton standards. She thinks I’m a sound rather pathetic. bit cuckoo too, which is probably why “I get up every morning 5 o’clock.” we hit it off so well. Interlocking To my relief she now smiled, for the idiosyncrasies I think it’s called. first time. It made her look cheeky We didn’t get on at first though. and mischievous. “Best time of day.

When you call to see her in her You get up too. Save money on cluttered shop in Kemp Town, she curtains.” does not stop whizzing away at her Against her own advice she lined sewing machine, and since she all my curtains beautifully, but it was insists on sitting with her back to obvious she thought I was spending the door, her contributions to the money conversation are unnecessarily shouted over her and lying in bed left shoulder. too long in the I had been told “She fixed me with mornings. she came from Now my Hong Kong many a scathing look. bedroom is years before, and ‘You got curtains? refurbished with I made the a new carpet and mistake the first What you want?’” freshly painted time we met of walls, I have a trying out my problem. The limited curtains do not match the new décor Cantonese on her. I left HK in 1970 so I would like to choose a new so I was probably very rusty. modern material and cover the old “Ne ho ma? (How are you?)” I said curtains with it. They would be with a smile. She fixed me with a wonderfully warm in the winter scathing look from scary dark eyes. but I wonder if it will make them “You got curtains? What you want?” too heavy. This will, of course, I didn’t attempt any more local entail another visit to my esteemed language after that. I explained that I seamstress. I know she will make wanted my four, floor-length, already me feel like a spoilt child asking for lined bedroom curtains lined again yet another treat, so I have not yet with white blackout material. She gathered the courage to face her looked at me with a mixture of again. I’m sure her response will be, disdain and disbelief.

“Why you no buy new curtains?”

“Why you no buy new curtains?”

She may have a point.

This material wear out before black out.”

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William Tells Will Harris is just too blooming grateful

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’m so embarrassed. You must have thought a schizophrenic had moved “Lord knows in next door or something.” why heterosexual The neighbour looks down at the bunch of flowers I’ve thrust under his men get so edgy nose. There is nothing romantic about when I bring this scenario. The flowers are my way of thanking him for coming to my aid when them flowers” I locked myself in my bathroom earlier today. The neighbour seems apprehensive, as if I’ve handed him a live grenade, or a baby with his nose and the eyes of a girl he met in a bar in Saigon.

“You really didn’t have to do that,” he says.

“It’s my pleasure. If it hadn’t been for you and your...”

“She’s my girlfriend!” he blurts out, faster than Rik Waller chasing the squeak of a dessert trolley’s wheel. Lord knows why heterosexual men always get so edgy when I bring them flowers.

“Girlfriend then,” I smile, in what I hope is a non-predatory fashion. “If the two of you hadn’t heard me screaming for help, I might have never been found. You would’ve only known I’d moved in when a funny smell started emanating from my door. You know, and then the police would kick the door in to find flies everywhere and mould

crawling up my muesli. Like on The Bill?” My neighbour looks at me in silence.

Back in my apartment and giving the bathroom door a wide berth (having wedged it wide open immediately after my dramatic rescue, I now have no intention of closing it again without a fire-crew on stand-by), I decide to call H. “I’m feeling irrationally aggrieved against my neighbour,” I tell her, “and I need you to snap me out of it.”

“Can it wait? I’m not near a plug.”

“Ugh, can you please get a mobile that is actually mobile? One quick question then. If you rescued your neighbour Ann from her en-suite and she bought you flowers as thanks, wouldn’t you be a little... I don’t know, grateful?”

Down the line comes the sound of quiet deliberation. “You mean Ann who I hate?”

“Not the point.”

“Let me get this straight. Someone helped you out of a potentially dangerous situation and you want them to thank you for thanking them?”

“In a nutshell.”

“Yes, nuts is right.” H sighs. “I honestly don’t know what you want me to say.”

I stare down from my lounge window at the nearby council estate my friends and I have taken to calling Murderville. As I watch, a gang of youths hares out of a cul-de-sac, baseball bats in their hands. Further down the street, where I can just about see a figure lying half on and half off the pavement, people have started to emerge from their houses.

Soon there will be an ambulance, police. I rub my eyes.

“How do you know if you have Post Traumatic Stress Disorder?” I ask.

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Sarah Payne killer’s sentence reduced, acupuncturist’s ‘family’ photo, and breakfasts for bike users

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he family of murdered Sussex schoolgirl Sarah Payne was enraged with news that her killer's 50-year minimum tariff has been reduced by 10 years.

Paedophile Roy Whiting, 51, was jailed for life for kidnapping and murdering eightyear-old Sarah in West Sussex in 2001. Her family condemned Mr Justice Simon's decision and said Whiting should be given no consideration or prospect of release.

The judge concluded that the “appropriate” minimum term was a period of 40 years.

Sarah's mother Sara, who has campaigned against paedophiles and was made an MBE for services to child protection in 2008, said afterwards: “As long as sex offenders walk the streets I will always be there.”

Meanwhile, Sussex Police have increased training for officers to deal with dangerous dogs following news they are being called to an average of two incidents a week.

There're likely to be even more dog incidents this week when the smell of freshly fried sausages wafts through the city from Brighton Station. It's all part of a drive to get passengers to use bikes for the rest

of their journey. It's the first time Brighton & Hove City Council has hosted a bike breakfast at the station as part of Bike Week (www.journeyon.co.uk).

The event is one of three bike breakfasts across the city to encourage residents to cycle to work, but Latest 7 notices another incentive – wild flowers in the central reservation along Lewes Road. What a colourful idea – almost heaven scent one might say.

And speaking of heaven sent, how about Yvonne Darnell who has more would-be grandkids than you could shake a rattle at.

Yvonne, who runs Unity Acupuncture in Burgess Hill, got together with mums she has helped get pregnant for a giant family photo. Studies claim acupuncture can help women while they are undergoing assisted reproduction therapies including in vitro fertilisation (IVF) as well as those trying to conceive naturally.

Yvonne boasts a high percentage success rate from her treatments

Brighton and Hove City Council leader Mary Mears on the Chattri memorial

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ne thing you can always guarantee with Brighton and Hove is that, whatever the time of year, there is always something slightly out of the ordinary going on to capture the imagination!

For example, you may well have been wondering last weekend what on earth a fleet of buses was doing parked on Madeira Drive.

It wasn’t a mass ‘sit in’ by the city’s bus drivers but a rally to celebrate the 75th anniversary of the Brighton and Hove Bus Company. By all accounts it was a really interesting day and all

that combine emotional support with “energy-balancing”. And not a sign of a stork anywhere.

More strike action against cuts at Sussex University is to be followed by a “Lost Highway” evening at The Brunswick in Brighton on 9 July.

Transport union RMT and public services union PCS are throwing their collective weight behind the ‘Stomp The Cuts’ night.

Cuts could mean more reliance on charities so bravo to the 36 brave volunteers who walked over fire on Brighton seafront to raise money for Adventure Unlimited, which helps disadvantage youngsters with outdoor activities and education events run by previously unemployed adults. Six volunteers were from Martin Searle Solicitors, the event sponsors.

Lastly – and at long last – the sun and heat returned to Brighton beach, much to the pleasure of sunbathers and swimmers.

Rather ironically, the city council responded by announcing new measures to shift the snow should we get dumped on again. There was much criticism levelled their way, so in future there will be “increased flexibility to working practices, including support for call-centre and gritting staff, as well as increased coordination between organisations in identifying and treating problem areas.

“There will also be money spent on a more modern fleet of gritting vehicles, a review of gritting routes, establishment of ‘drop-off’ gritting points and better communication with residents.”

I can hardly wait.

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money raised went to local charities, including the Martlets Hospice and The Argus Appeal.

The buses have certainly been a real success story in terms of transport in this city and it was good to celebrate.

Another great example was the service held last weekend at the Chattri memorial on the Downs to commemorate the massive contribution of the Indian soldiers who fought on the Western Front during the First World War. Many of the 12,000 or so Indian soldiers who were wounded in combat were hospitalised at sites around Brighton. These included York Place School, the Dome, the Corn Exchange and the Royal Pavilion.

As I have mentioned before in this column, the City’s Indian connection is the subject of a fascinating new exhibition at the Pavilion and is well worth a visit if you are interested in history.

Dear Latest 7, I run The Fair Trade shop and the not-for-profit www.lovethatstuff.co.uk. My aim is to have a commercial partnership that allows a huge amount of workers to exercise basic choice, through work and a receive a fair price for their goods. Lily, my daughter, and I went to India and Nepal in February to visit three of the producer groups we buy from and, thanks to the Marina shop, now in its third year, we have been able to bring on board another two groups in Nepal and another great project in Bihar, the poorest state in India. Women's Skill Development Project in Pokhara make beautiful vegetable dyed, handloomed cotton bags; the other group is Children Nepal in Pokhara who support many poor and at risk orphans and poor children – they make toys and dolls. The new project in Bihar is shell jewellery and button-making.

The things we experienced were exceptional, like looking after AIDS orphans in a nearby tribal area and supporting a local school there and giving money, rice and blankets to those too old to work or those unable to work. Having the shop at the Marina is invaluable because we can see what products are popular, what price ranges are good for people, and raise funds to put in orders. So well done the Marina!

Barbara Wilson www.lovethatstuff.co.uk [Re Smorgasbord review on www.thelatest.co.uk/7] I thought Roger Mursick was one of the smartest, funniest comedians I’ve seen in aeons. He should be back in England soon – if promoters know what they’re doing.

Jonno, via www.thelatest.co.uk/7 You can also write to: Letters, Latest Homes Ltd, Unit 1, Level 5 North, New England House, New England Street, Brighton BN1 4GH

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The Chattri memorial itself was unveiled on the Downs at Patcham by the Prince of Wales in 1921 and the memorial service has taken place there for as long as I can remember.

It is one of the city’s lesser known attractions but I would thoroughly recommend a trip up there – it is a lovely tranquil setting, befitting of its significance.

Finally, Tuesday is the official ‘naming ceremony’ for Brighton and Hove Albion’s new Community Stadium at Falmer and I am delighted that Amex have come forward as sponsors. They are one of the biggest employers in the city and have just committed their long-term future to Brighton and Hove. I can’t wait for the start of the 2011/12 season when the first game will be played there!

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PIXIE LOTT Brighton Centre, 4 December, £23.50, 0844 8471515, www.brightoncentre.co.uk First headline tour for the teen pop singer who’s just been inducted as a new X Factor guest judge.

1 Three Brians – We Are Eng-er-land!

2 Tubba 3 Ply – C’mon

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3 Shoot The Dead – NW1

Brighton Centre, 3 December, £29.50/21.50, 0844 8471515, www.brightoncentre.co.uk A return to the Brighton Centre for the backflipping former Britain’s Got Talent winners with their ‘Diversitoys’ show.

4 Chris Harvey – Graviton

HUGH MASEKELA & THE MAHOTELLA QUEENS

7 Chaos Borne – I Will

5 Tenek – No Time For Fighting 6 Panos Christofi – I’ll Never Know

8 Tubba 3 Ply – Gerhard

Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 16 November, £18.50/15, 01273 709709, www.brightondome.org South African trumpeting legend tours with some pretty nifty backing vocals in the form of Mahotella Queens’ joyful, Zulu and gospel inspired singing.

9 The Fooley Mantras – Matter Of Time 10 Panos Christofi – In My Mind

GILAD ATZMON WITH STRINGS

IF THAT’S ALL THERE IS

Corn Exchange, Brighton Dome, 3 October, £17.50/15, 01273 709709, www.brightondome.org The jazz saxophonist pays tribute to Charlie Parker with new adaptations of music from his famous Charlie Parker With Strings album.

Pavilion Theatre, Brighton Dome, 27-29 October, £12.50/10, 01273 709709, Award-winning theatre company Inspector Sands present their physical comedy of modern neuroses and relationships.

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AT THE EDGE OF THE SEA FESTIVAL

Concorde 2, 29 July, £18 (adv), 01273 673311, www.concorde2.co.uk exclusive warm-up before his Knebworth date for touring rock festival Sonisphere.

Concorde 2, 28 August, £18 (adv), 01273 673311, www.concorde2.co.uk The Wedding Present, The Ukranians, Cinerama, Sharks and more play the second Brighton alldayer organised by TWP singer David Gedge.

30 SECONDS TO MARS Brighton Centre, 29 November, £22, 0844 8471515, www.brightoncentre.co.uk LA’s prog-metallers fronted by Fight Club, Requiem For A Dream and, more importantly, My So Called Life Actor Jared Leto.

IMELDA MAY Corn Exchange, Brighton Dome, 2 October, £17.50, 01273 709709, www.brightondome.org Irish rockabilly singer and bodhran player should bring out Brighton’s diehard ’50s throwbacks.

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WILD PLANET FRAMED PRINT

The clever bods at the Natural History Museum have designed a ‘print on demand’ service that allows visitors to own and customise their favourite photographs from the Wild Planet exhibition by using a digital kiosk housed in the Wild Planet store on Brighton seafront, or by ordering online www.nhmshop.co.uk/printson-demand.

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Q Which Attenborough is a naturalist?

Ó TO BE IN WITH A CHANCE TO WIN,

It had to happen, really: with the football World Cup well and truly upon us, Three Brians’ would-be England anthem ‘We Are Eng-er-land!’ finally makes its way to the top spot. Taking second place, the polished bass-heavy dance/hip-hop crossover of Tubba 3 Ply’s ‘C’mon’ wouldn’t sound out of place in the mainstream chart rundown.

Electro-infused Brightonian rockers Shoot The Dead snatch the number three spot with ‘NW1’, while the quality ambient soundscape of Chris Harvey’s ‘Graviton’ takes four and Tenek’s dark electro-pop blast ‘No Time For Fighting’ hits five.

11 Vortex Generator Water Bleeding

22 Panos Christofi Only The Night

12 Chaos Borne Watching

23 This Is Massacre Waiting For Nothing

13 Kidda Kidda Vs Beastie Boys – Triple Trouble

24 Panos Christofi If You Do What You Always Do...

14 Fooley Mantras Our Time

25 By Definition To The Bone

15 KontraPunkt Shelter in the Fog

26 sMs I Have A Dream

16 Vortex Generator Regenerate 17 Fooley Mantras Best in People 18 KontraPunkt Intro 19 Tenek Submission 20 Tenek If I Should Fall 21 The Fooley Mantras Break Away

27 Chaos Borne The Moment 28 Coda Luna Folie a Deux 29 Left Hand Red Rope Burn 30 Stuart Newman Head Hurts

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Snap Shots Photographer Diana Frangi captures the faces and places that define our city. This week: award-winning hairdresser Gary Forde

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I love my job, I get to make people look and feel fabulous! It was one of my clients, Kelly, who nominated me for the Nation’s Favourite Hairdresser Award. There were 19,000 hairdressers in the competition and ten finalists so I was fortunate to get it. The votes were about skill and the relationship between the hairdresser and the clients. It was very exciting being there from start to finish, especially meeting all the other finalists. We were made to feel very special and it was a great honour to receive the award

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Owner of Forde Hair, a quirky, intimate and stylish hair salon on St James’ Street, Kemp Town, Gary Forde recently took home the Nation's Favourite Hairdresser Award 2010.

The star-studded ceremony took place at Home House in London last month, with TV presenter and Model Emma Willis and her hairdresser, Head & Shoulders celebrity stylist Melissa Brown.

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Brighton based model Phil Grundy is to be one of the new faces of shaving giants Gillette as he has just secured his place in one of their TV ad campaigns. The top brand has previously used huge sporting greats such as David Beckham, Roger Federer and golf bad boy Tiger Woods.

But it wasn't all plain sailing for Phil, as he needed to sort his wonky teeth out before attending the casting for the ad. Phil went to see celebrity dentist Dr Bob Khanna, and after wearing an invisible brace for three months, he secured the coveted ad campaign which is soon to air – smiles all round!

Katie Price gears up for blessing, Dermot opens new restaurant and Gail Porter relaxes in the Lanes

KATIE’S WEEK I

TV and radio presenter and now restaurant owner Dermot O'Leary is opening another Fishy Fishy site, this time in Poole, Dorset. Dermot co-owns Fishy Fishy restaurant in the Lanes with a couple of pals. The place is doing so well he is expanding the seafood eatery further along the coast.

PORTER PAMPERED Gail Porter was in Brighton last week to enjoy a day of pampering courtesy of Julie at The Lanes Health and Beauty. Julie has recently been filming for a TV show and Gail was invited to take part in the very last show. The star, who until recently was suffering from Alopecia, was sporting a new rather gorgeous blonde crop and looked lovely and relaxed after all her beauty treatments.

Pic:The Lanes Health and Beauty

Pic: Richard Black

t has been a mixed week for our very own home grown glamour puss Katie Price. Last weekend Katie was joined by 15 of her friends on her hen do.

This was of course not a traditional type of hen do as, firstly, Katie is already married – having tied the knot with Celebrity Big Brother winner, Alex Reid back in February in Las Vegas.

Secondly the venue of choice was not entirely traditional, but the Nilam Patel Botox and Beauty clinic in Milton Keynes – doesn't sound very glam Katie!

All Katie's pals wore specially customised black T-shirts with their names on the back, while emblazoned with diamante on the front were the words ‘Kate's Hen Do!’ They all arrived in a black stretched Hummer limousine and then posed for the paps before entering the clinic.

Ex-Liberty X singer Michelle Heaton attended, and carried Katie's daughter Princess into the venue.

The couple are planning a second private ‘blessing’ style wedding in the next few weeks, which will be attended by their close friends and family.

Speaking to TV show This Morning earlier this year, Katie said: “We are doing a blessing in the summer because we want all our family there. Obviously [Alex's] mum would like to see her son get married ... so yeah, I can't wait.”

What Katie will be wearing at the wedding still remains a closely guarded secret, but it looks like she won't be dabbing one of her own perfume ranges behind her ears, as stockists Superdrug are reportedly taking the perfume off the shelves. Katie currently has two fragrances on the market, Stunning and Besotted, but according to recent reports the high street chain claims that the perfumes have not reached ethical trading standards.

Our exclusive pics show Katie arriving at the TV Baftas with pal and make-up artist Gary Cockerill – my snapper told me she was over half an hour late!!

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ONLY JOKING!

Bare cheek Brian Mitchell & Joseph Nixon’s thoroughly scurrilous Brighton column

ALTERNATIVE WORLD CUP GUIDE

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es! It’s that time again! ‘The beauteous game’ is about to engulf us all in a frenzy of banal jingoism, and everyone’s saying “I think it’ll be our year this year, I really do” despite the fact they said exactly the same thing four years ago, and look how that turned out. But, if you’re the sort of middle-class person who likes to sit in the pub watching ‘the match’ on a huge telly screen while sipping lager slightly self-consciously, and falling to his knees while shouting ‘Yessss!’ shortly after everyone else every time one of the millionaires on screen scores a goal, you probably need a few pointers, which we are happy to provide...

ALGERIA – Fairly poor. Will almost certainly knock England out.

ARGENTINA – Quite good aren’t they?

Run by a military junta, so they’re probably pretty disciplined. Might win.

AUSTRALIA – No idea. Don’t they have different rules? If they’re allowed to pick the ball up and the other teams aren’t then they’ll probably win.

BRAZIL – Are they still good? Maybe not as good as they once were. Still much better than us though.

CÔTE D’IVOIRE – Really insignificant so will probably beat England in at least one game.

DENMARK – Nope. Sorry – it’s gone.

ENG-ER-LAND – Sure to get knocked out by someone mediocre before the quarter finals.

FRANCE – Can’t remember.

Didn’t they win recently?

GERMANY – Ha ha. We beat them.

44 years ago. Two world wars and one World Cup! Yesss! Will probably win this time.

GHANA – A bit rubbish. Will probably be the ones to knock England out.

GREECE – Probably got a bit on their minds at the moment.

ITALY – Er...quite good, aren’t they?

It’s the sort of country that tends to have a good national team anyway.

MEXICO – Genuinely no idea.

NETHERLANDS – Er...

NEW ZEALAND – Blimey.

PARAGUAY – Also not brilliant.

Thus may thrash England.

SLOVENIA – Or is it Slovakia?

Always get those two mixed up.

SOUTH AFRICA – Oh. They’re hosting it, aren’t they? Maybe that’ll give them an advantage.

SPAIN – One of those teams who are pretty good, yet never win.

Unlike England, who aren't pretty good, yet never win.

SWITZERLAND – Probably pretty healthy, so may win.

UNITED STATES – Is David Beckham playing for them, or did we just imagine that? If he is then they might win we suppose, always supposing that David Beckham’s still good.

URUGUAY – Also not very good. Will knock England out if Ghana don’t.

2010 BARE CHEEK AWARDS FOR THE FESTIVAL AND FRINGE: THE WINNERS Yes, we've finally finished counting the money... we mean ballots.

Ballots, that’s right – ballots is what we mean. And we are pleased to announce the winners of the 2010 Bare Cheek Awards For Excellence in The Field of Artistic Endeavour in the Festival and Fringe.

BEST MALE PERFORMER: Jason Tugwell for Boney And Me RUNNERS UP: Geoff Crudrup for Confessions Of A Sadist, Joss Berners-Lee for Everything You Always Wanted To Know About 'Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex But Were Afraid To Ask' But Were Afraid To Ask BEST FEMALE PERFORMER: Melanie Jones for Dial 'C' For Chlamydia RUNNERS UP: Samantha Lyme for The Bette Midler Story, Lucy Armstrong for I+U=ZERO BEST MUSIC EVENT: Blue Vortex: Take This Job And Shove It RUNNERS UP: The Sensational The Sensational Alex Harvey Band Band, Kllopp!!

BEST CLASSICAL MUSIC EVENT: City Of Birmingham Symphony Orchestra: ‘That Music From The Apprentice’ RUNNERS UP: Stanford Junior School: ‘Götterdammerung’, St. Luke's Junior School: ‘Des Knaben Wünderhorn’ BEST CABARET: Whacks Museum RUNNERS UP: Oriental Bizarre, Kiss Me With Your Mouth Mr. Hargreaves

BEST THEATRE PERFORMANCE: Monkey Dream Of Dead Cat: Open Eye Surgery RUNNERS UP: Cyst Boom Ra: Craven Bees, The Brighton & Hove Players: Blithe Spirit BEST COMEDY SHOW: Nick Lock: Stanza Bonanza RUNNERS UP: Sheila Melia: Men: A User's Guide, Dave Australian: The Total Outrage Tour BEST OUTDOOR EVENT: A Bunch Of Actors Shivering In The Cold In The Park Wishing They Hadn't Signed Up For This Profit Share But There's So Little Work Around At This Time Of Year, Isn't There Love: The Comedy Of Errors RUNNERS UP: Actors In Clown Make-up Doing Juggling, Tumbling, Lots Of Audience Interaction and Updated Jokes: The Comedy Of Errors, Some Blokes From Italy Doing A Foreign Language Version of: The Comedy of Errors BEST VENUE: The toilets by the entrance to The Open Market RUNNERS UP: The pizza wagon on Churchill Square, the room at the bottom of the Clock Tower in Queen's Park STAR OF THE FESTIVAL: Nancy Pantsy RUNNERS UP: Steve Edwards, The Honourable Aaron Blockstein III

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Astral Angi

Astral is in a single-minded mood

★ARIES {Mar 21–Apr 20}

★CANCER {June 22–July 22}

★LIBRA {Sep 23–Oct 22}

★CAPRICORN {Dec 21–Jan 19}

★TAURUS {Apr 21–May 21}

★LEO {July 23–Aug 22}

★SCORPIO {Oct 23–Nov 21}

★AQUARIUS {Jan 20–Feb 19}

★GEMINI {May 22–June 21}

★VIRGO {Aug 23–Sep 22}

★SAGITTARIUS {Nov 22–Dec 20}

★PISCES {Feb 20–Mar 20}

This week you will be gregarious and outgoing, full of vim and ready to go.

That’s what the stars say. Personally, I think you will be moody and short tempered – but that’s just me.

This week you will be stable and dependable. A brick. That’s what the stars say. Personally, I think you will be moody and short tempered – but that’s just me.

Gemini will be a social butterfly flitting from party to party this week.

That’s what the stars say. Personally, I think you will be moody and short tempered – but that’s just me.

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Cancer will be caring, loyal and eager to please all week.That’s what the stars say. Personally, I think you will be moody and short tempered – but that’s just me.

Leo’s are ambitious and they are problem solvers. That’s what the stars say. Personally, I think you will be moody and short tempered – but that’s just me.

Virgo will always be first to spot a problem and dive in head first.

That’s what the stars say. Personally, I think you will be moody and short tempered – but that’s just me.

Libra is realxed, intelligent and easy to please. Oh please, stop it. That’s what the stars say. Personally, I think you will be moody and short tempered – but that’s just me.

Scorpio is intuitive, insightful, introspective and wise. That’s what the stars say. Personally, I think you will be moody and short tempered – but that’s just me.

Sagis can entertain an entire room (good if you’re in a twilight home).

That’s what the stars say. Personally, I think you will be moody and short tempered – but that’s just me.

Capricorn is hard headed and dull.

There’s just no moving them. That’s what the stars say. Personally, I think you will be moody and short tempered – but that’s just me.

Aquarius is a free thinker and likes to be in control – AT ALL TIMES! That’s what the stars say. Personally, I think you will be moody and short tempered – but that’s just me.

Both the stars and I think you will be moody and short tempered – that’s not just me. Cheer up, get a wiggle on and enjoy a fish and chip supper at Bardsley’s in Baker Street.

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AN EPIC STRUGGLE From Beautiful Thing to Corrie, award-winning writer Jonathan Harvey has given voice to a gay generation.

Now, with new musical play Canary, he’s travelling back in time. He chats to Bella Todd about history, complacency, and his fears for gay rights under the new government Did you set out with Canary to write ‘a big gay play’?

I did really, bizarrely enough. I wanted to write a big sweeping epic about what it was like to be gay in this country over the last 50 years; to contextualise where we are today and tell the stories of the people who fought for our relative liberties and freedoms.

It was an ambitious piece, I knew that from the word go, and hopefully I’ve pulled it off to some degree.

How much of it were you able to draw from your own memories?

I've always written plays about the gay experience.

When I was younger I wrote things like Beautiful Thing, about first love and coming out, and the older I got the more I looked at how life was different for younger gay people. I thought there was an interesting story to tell about that. And losing friends to Aids in the ‘80s and ‘90s, and seeing other friends surviving with the advent of combination therapy.

I started reading up on it all and then realised there were some brilliant stories to tell about what happened before me – things like aversion therapy and the illegality in the ‘60s and the GLF [Gay Liberation Front] in the ‘70s. I did lots and lots and lots of research, more than I would usually do.

Do you think there is a need to reconnect with gay history – are we in danger of forgetting the fight?

Absolutely, and it’s been really interesting talking to the young gay actors in the cast who say, God, I had no idea all this had happened, thank you for telling me about my history. I think there’s a complacency.

When I was in my 20s we had Thatcher in charge,

and Clause 28 and the response to Aids unified the gay community and we had something to fight against. Certainly on a national scale there’s nothing to do about that at the moment... and let’s not even go to Malawi [where homosexuality is illegal]! And also I think there’s a complacency about safer sex and HIV that certainly I didn't have as a younger person. It’s become endemic in the gay scene now.

I did sometimes think, is this a dated play, do we really need this? But as I was finishing it off I heard about the boy in Liverpool attacked and nearly killed leaving a gay pub. Bigotry and prejudice hasn't vanished. It’s just taken a slightly different form.

“As I was finishing this play I heard about the boy in Liverpool attacked and killed leaving a gay pub.

Bigotry hasn’t vanished”

Thatcher and Mary Whitehouse (both of whom appear in Canary) were known enemies. Did you ever encounter homophobia from unexpected quarters?

When I was 19 at university I’d not come out to my halls of residence yet, but I told them I had two mates coming up from Liverpool and said they were a gay couple. Slowly I noticed people removing their stuff from the communal kitchen in case gay people touched it. Which made it rather difficult for me to come out...

Beautiful Thing has become a modern classic...

Oh I know, it was even on the GCSE syllabus for a while. It’s on in Paris at the moment, it’s on tour in America, it’s about to go on some other national tour with another company... I feel it was a life time ago, really. I was 24 when I wrote it, on the end of my bed, on breaks from being a teacher. I'm very proud of it. But it’s a bit weird going to see it ‘cos it’s not that autobiographical, but it’s like opening a diary from 15 years ago and going, oh God, so that’s how I felt, I like the sound of my own voice!

You created Coronation Street’s first openly gay storyline in 2004 – did it feel groundbreaking?

It did really, just because it was Coronation Street and they'd never had that before. It dragged the show kicking and screaming into the 21st century.

Beautiful Thing was first performed at the Bush Theatre to 80 people. To write my first episode of Corrie with Todd saying he was gay, which got an audience of 13million or so – you can't really not see the power of that.

The club Heaven is central to Canary’s ‘80s scenes – what are your memories of the place?

It was incredible and the lights and soundsystem were fantastic. I mean, I came from Liverpool where there were gay clubs but I can imagine what it must be like for a small town boy running away to London and discovering this magical place. It opened in 1979 – to think how liberating it must have been to have a place where you could just go and be yourself, and a good club to boot. Historically, people had always had to hide in the shadows, and here was this vast place that was brightly lit; a whole other country I suppose. I’d never seen that many gay people in one place.

You got the title from gay rights activist Peter Tatchell’s famous quote: "Women and gay people are the litmus test of whether a society respects human rights. We’re the canaries in the mine".

How well do you think women and gay people will be treated under the new coalition government?

My history is thinking the Tories don’t care about gay people so I'm keeping an open mind; hoping for the best, expecting the worst. The people at the top now in the Tory party voted against the equalisation of the age of consent, against gay adoption, against repealing Clause 28... y'know, I'm very cautious.

It wouldn’t surprise me if things take a step back.

Canary is at Theatre Royal Brighton from 29 June to 3 July. See Stage preview p23

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GRADUATE SHOW

And the winner is...

Kayla Stoate wins the people’s choice award at Burt Brill & Cardens Graduate Show 2010

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hotographs and narrative telling the story of a woman’s quest to find a husband won the top award at the University of Brighton’s Burt Brill & Cardens Graduate Show 2010 ‘Hook, Line and Sinker’. More than 15,000 visitors to the university’s galleries in Grand Parade, Brighton, voted on their favourite exhibit during the week-long show. The award was presented to Kayla Stoate, Photography BA(Hons) student. “I’m amazed and thrilled. I really didn’t expect it,” she says. “I really like writing and wanted to create a fusion of narrative and photography to tell the story of a woman falling in love and her journey from there.”

The award was presented to Kayla by our very own Andrew Kay (pictured below, left), along with David Edwards, managing partner of Burt Brill & Cardens – Brighton-based solicitors and the show’s sponsor. “Tutors thought Kayla’s work was really good too, so it shows the public is a pretty good judge,” David says.

Transformed into the biggest art gallery in the South East of the UK, the Faculty of Arts played host to work from a range of 25 courses from fashion and 3D design to photography.

The Burt Brill & Cardens Graduate Show 2010, http://arts.brighton.ac.uk

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THE AMERICAN DREAM

Live the Rock & Roller lifestlye at Brighton’s first American restaurant & pool bar

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righton is known for its individuality.

Therefore, it only seemed right that the first restaurant/pool bar to call Sussex home should open in the city. In the two months since Rock & Roller exploded onto the scene, it’s quickly won an army of loyal fans, livening up Western Road with its delicious mix of American-inspired food, great beers, fine wines and spirits, and not forgetting fantastic cocktails.

Dedicated attention to design detail and carefully chosen funky furniture have been teamed with a menu inspired by the best cuisine the States has to offer, and one that firmly captures the Rock & Roller spirit. It’s relaxed, fun and downright tasty!

Dine downstairs and you’ll be immersed in a super chilled, laid back atmosphere, surrounded by the most amazing vintage furniture, hand picked and dating back to the Art Deco period, with some pieces originating from as early as 1900.

Venture upstairs and prepare to enter pool heaven. With five tables to choose from, it’s the perfect spot to shoot some pool with your friends,

over a few beers and a bite to eat. Why not join the pool loyalty scheme? Play for nine hours and get a tenth hour free. The atmosphere is relaxed and harks back to a bygone era, with a comfortable and large seating booth, original ’50s milk bar stools, and big cinema screen playing old movies.

Rock & Roller is open throughout the day from 9.30am until midnight (until 1am on weekends).

Head down and sample the all-American breakfast – three eggs cooked any style with a range of extras including bacon, sausage or a 5oz steak – among other scrumptious choices.

The lunchtime/dinner menu includes classics, like colossal home-made burgers (chicken, beef and two types of vegetarian), locally-smoked ribs and melt-in-the-mouth steaks from the grill. Rock & Roller burgers have already taken Brighton by storm, with one journalist adding: “Warning:

these towering burgers are not for the faint hearted so make sure you’re hungry.”

There are plenty of lighter snacks available, including Maryland crab cakes and a number of exciting salads.

The kids menu is proving popular with mums stopping by with little ones for lunch.

So whether you’re looking for a place to hang out with friends, during the week or at the weekend, Rock & Roller fits the bill every time –for breakfast, lunch, dinner or just a light snack and a coffee.

It’s currently cocktail season down at Rock & Roller, with a 2-4-1 deal on Martinis from Monday to Wednesday, 6pm to 9pm, until the end of June.

It’s time to gather your friends together... why should Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte and Miranda have all the fun?!

And Rock & Roller hasn’t forgotten the city’s many students either. You need a break from all that studying so step away from the books and race down to Rock & Roller where they’re offering students a super deal of a burger and a pint for just £8.95 when you present your NUS card. The Rock & Roller lifestyle is easy to live by with great value and it’s good fun too.

Rock & Roller, 95 Western Road, Brighton, BN1 2LB, 01273 710014, www.rock8roller.co.uk

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ANDREW KAY’S FOOD & DRINK 17

Food & Drink Andrew Kay attends the launch of the Sussex Food Awards and reveals the latest news from the Brighton Foodies

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ew Minister of State for Agriculture and Food, Jim Paice MP, helped kick off public voting for the Sussex Food & Drink Awards 2010/11 at the South of England Show. The awards, organised by Natural PR, are all about supporting local farmers and producers and the businesses which sell and promote their produce in the local market place. Award categories this year cover the full food chain, starting with producers, including Sussex Food Producer of the Year, sponsored by Musgrave Retail Partners, looking for the best producer of a single ingredient or prepared food product; and Sussex Drink Producer of the Year, sponsored by Natural PR, looking for the producer of a soft drink or alcoholic beverage that has taste and quality shining through.

At the retail end, categories include Best Sussex Food/Farm Shop, sponsored by Mayo Wynne Baxter, looking for the best farm shop, local produce delivery or independent high street food shop; and Sussex Butcher of the Year, sponsored by D. Leonard & Co and Natural Farms, seeking a top quality butcher which includes local farmers’ meat. Best Sussex Farmers’ Market, this year sponsored by the Lewes brewers Harveys, is for the most popular farmers’ market, which offers an exciting and varied range of local produce and an experience which shoppers really enjoy.

At the plate end, the Best Sussex Eating Experience – sponsored by A Taste of Sussex – could be a restaurant, hotel, pub or café which uses and promotes mainly Sussex producer and offers consistently high quality food in an enjoyable atmosphere. All the above categories are open for voting until 1 October.

Two special categories require early votes by 9 July, for judges to select a shortlist from for further public voting from mid-August until 1 October.

These are: Sussex Farmer of the Year, sponsored by Knill James, for the Sussex farmer who has made the biggest contribution to promoting local produce in the county; and Sussex Young Chef of the Year, sponsored by Blue Spark Organisation with City College Brighton & Hove. This category seeks a chef aged 16 to 25 who is working or studying in Sussex, and is able to plan, prepare and present an excellent menu based on local produce.

Chairman of the Judges, Clive Beddall OBE, said: “Our eight categories acknowledge every aspect of the agri-food chain, from farmers through to retailers and food service outlets. The Awards continue to grow in popularity, with over 9000 people voting for 300 local businesses last year. For 2010 we are introducing a new and easy to use online voting website: www.sussexfoodawards.biz.

Voting is open until 1 October 2010 and the awards are presented at the 'Sussex foodie event of the year' – the annual awards dinner, held at the East Sussex National Golf Resort & Spa in January 2011.

Local nursery school children, dressed as bees to raise awareness of the plight of the honey bee, started the voting at the official launch of the South of England Show. www.sussexfoodawards.biz

FOODIE LEADERS ANNOUNCED Over 1600 votes have been registered in the Brighton & Hove Foodie Awards in the past two months, since it was launched as part of the city’s spring food festival, according to organisers Natural PR. Every second Friday of the month, the Foodie leaders – those who have received the most votes from the public so far – are announced on Juice FM

by DJ Andrea Fox and myself, until voting closes in September. The final winners will be presented with their awards during the Brighton & Hove Food and Drink Festival.

In May, Terre A Terre has streaked into the lead, bumping Food For Friends into second place, demonstrating that the city’s top vegetarian restaurants have loyal followers, and Hotel du Vin has risen to third position, dropping Drake’s off the leaders board.

Best Food Pub, The Ginger Pig, is still storming ahead in the food pub category, with newcomer to the leaders board, Pub du Vin, racing into second place this month, moving the Sussex Yeoman into third place and knocking the Preston Park Tavern and The Hop Poles off the leaders’ board.

There’s been an interesting turn-around in the Best Café category: the same three are still in the lead, but now Temptation has the number one position, followed by Ground, with Bill’s now in third place – all three are neck and neck!

There is no change in the Best Food Shop category: the wonderful Infinity Foods is still managing to hold its lead, the brilliant Taj is in second place, followed by the scrumptious Angel Food Bakery.

“The huge numbers of people who have voted in the first two months have confirmed that the Foodies are set to become a success,” said Paula Seager, MD of Natural PR. “We want to thank everyone who has voted and all the food outlets which are so enthusiastically taking part. This is a wonderful opportunity to celebrate our city’s great food.

“But we want to urge everyone to keep latest 7 supports it up – food outlet owners please keep encouraging your customers to vote for you, and come on people who live in Brighton & Hove! – you must have a favourite restaurant, food pub, café and food shop, so please vote now!”

Vote and keep up to date on the leaders board at www.brightonfoodawards.com have you voted yet?

– everyone has one vote per category. brightonfoodawards.com

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L7 Hotlist Eateries and bars catering for all tastes. For more dining options visit www.thelatest.co.uk Restaurants British & modern European Bardsley’s Probably Brighton’s most popular fish and chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele. Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials.

Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue.

There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices.

22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256

The Gallery An independent British restaurant in the heart of Brighton’s Lanes, The Gallery prides itself in serving the very best fresh, locally sourced and seasonal menu. Head chef Mosa Jobi joined the team in 2007 from the Dorchester Mayfair Hotel in London.

The Gallery restaurant offers a warm environment to celebrate any occasion.

28 East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HL, 01273 773327

Koba Bar and Venue Koba hosts a Credit Crunch Menu in the cocktail bar Sunday to Friday with cocktails from £2.95 and wine from £7.95 a bottle all night long. With thre bars over three floors and a dedicated team of mixologsts, this venue stands as a flagship of quality and has received many awards.

135 Western Road, Brighton, BN3 4FF, 01273 720059

The Restaurant At Drakes Nestled inside Brighton’s finest designer hotel – the perfect setting for intimate dinners or

private parties. Winner of two coveted AA Rosettes, Drakes offers exquisite cuisine with the highest quality seasonal ingredients.

2-course menu for £28; 3 courses for £36.

5-course chef’s menu £50. Private dining room for up to 12 people.

43–44 Marine Parade, Brighton, BN2 1PE, 01273 696934, www.drakesofbrighton.com

Chinese Gars Restaurant This old Brighton favourite offers an exciting menu with some great new ideas and a wholly different experience in terms of style and presentation. Smart service, beautiful interiors and a chic atmosphere make this one of the city’s top places to be seen. Start downstairs at the bar. Eat from £10.

19 Prince Albert Street, Brighton 01273 321321, www.gars.co.uk

French Cocoa Patisserie Cocoa is an authentic French patisserie near Brighton Station. Everything is homemade on the premises each morning with the finest ingredients. A selection of pastries, cakes, tarts, biscuits, jams, ice creams, sandwiches, quiches, toasties and salads to eat in or take away. Beautiful cakes made to order.

48 Queens Road, Brighton, BN1 3XB, 01273 777412

New Steine Bistro This cosy French bistro with regular art exhibitions is the perfect setting to enjoy homemade French food using local produce as much as possible. Their reasonably priced menu starts at £12.50 for 2 courses, £14.50

The Gallery for 3, Sunday to Thursday; and £16.50 for 2 courses, £18.50 for 3 on Friday and Saturday.

A la carte menu available. Open 6pm.

10/11 New Steine, Brighton, BN2 1PB, 01273 681546/695415 www.newsteinehotel.com/restaurant.asp

L’Église Traditional French restaurant offering classic cuisine for contemporary tastes. A la carte menu Tuesday to Sunday with daily specials.

Locally sourced produce including freshly caught fish, and an Anglo-French cheeseboard.

Enjoy the south-facing terrace with the twocourse lunch menu, Tuesday–Saturday, 12–6pm at £9.95 or relax on a Sunday with a delicious French roast.

196 Church Road, Hove, 01273 220868, www.legliserestaurant.co.uk

Indian Chaula’s Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide variety of vegetarian, vegan and gluten and wheat-free dishes. Buffet available 11am–3pm Mon–Sat. Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

The Chilli Pickle The Chilli Pickle is an Indian Bistro in the heart of The Lanes. Lunch is packed full of Indian street food plus a good selection of thalis and the ever-popular Masala Dosa. Sumptuous feasts at dinner include the national awardwinning Oxtail Madras. Belgian beers, luxury loose teas and a wine list also feature.

42 Meeting House Lane, Brighton, 01273 323824, www.thechillipicklebistro.co.uk

Eastern Eye Just south of Preston Circus, Eastern Eye is a great choice for business and pleasure, being presented in a very relaxed, authentic style.

Whether it’s South Indian, Tandoori, Mughlai or Bengali dishes, here you can sample a variety of classic dishes found in the Indian Subcontinent, accompanied with a variety of local beers, wines and a cocktail menu.

Eastern Eye, 58 London Road, Brighton, BN1 4JE 01273 685151, www.easterneyerestaurant.co.uk

Italian Donatello Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent value Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant-value meal deals on blackboards outside – two courses £6.95, three £8.95 – as well as à la carte.

The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value.

Brighton Place, Brighton BN1 1HJ, 01273 775477, www.donatello.co.uk

family dining in the Italian mould but a little less expensive. Popular with students and young families, with trendy interiors, and a menu with the signature set-price boards proclaiming any two courses £5.95, and three at £7.95.

16–17 Market Street, Brighton BN1 1HH, 01273 325135, www.fatleo.co.uk

Japanese Moshi Moshi Is there a better and cooler place to eat Japanese in Brighton? We don’t think so, and neither do Moshi Moshi’s ever-growing fan base. Their sushi is fantastic, the service great, and they’ve won a brace of awards for their work in fish conservation. If you’re not yet a Moshi member, you’re missing out: their 50% off on Moshi Mondays are a phenomenom.

Opticon, Bartholomew Square, Brighton, BN1 1JS, 01273 719195, www.moshibrighton.couk

Thai Sabai Thai Gastrobar Sabai transports you to the beach bars of Samui or the contemporary restaurants of Bangkok.

With its cosy Thai cushions nestled up on a raised platform, enjoy a 2-for-1 cocktail or dishes in the afternoon from just £4.95. With an acoustic guitarist on Wednesdays and Sundays.

165–169 Princes House, Princes Place, North St, Brighton, 01273 773030, www.sabaibrighton.co.uk

Vietnamese Pho Pho is a family-run Vietnamese restaurant serving traditional and healthy street food in a contemporary environment. The menu specialises in fresh dishes like pho noodle soup complemented by other Vietnamese foods including goi (salads), bun vermicelli noodles, cari (Vietnamese curry), goi cuon and cha gio (summer and spring rolls). Pho is open seven days a week with outdoor seating.

Pho, 12 Black Lion Street, Brighton, www.phocafe.co.uk

Check out Andrew Kay’s comprehensive Brighton, Hove and Sussex Food & Drink directory online at www.thelatest.co.uk

Fat Leo The budget branch of the Donatello stable but you’d be hard-pressed to see why. Quality

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Emmaus Brighton & Hove Community Second-hand superstore, Chapel shop, Community Café & the Secret Garden

Free Family Fun Day

Saturday 26th June 10am – 4pm Lots of children’s activities • Stalls • BBQ • Meet a special guest from Dr Who! The Foredown Tower Astronomers • Music by the glamtastic ‘Earholy Catastrophe’ Plus lots more exciting things to see and do. So come and join us for a fun filled day in our beautiful grounds.

Emmaus Brighton & Hove, Drove Road, Portslade, BN41 2PA For all the day’s events and listing check out www.emmausbrighton.co.uk Leave the car at home and jump on the no 1 bus, ask for St Nicolas church. Please note we are an alcohol free zone

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Let there be light Victoria Nangle investigates the hair removal properties of Intense Pulsed Light

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aser treatment used to summon up images of Blofeld quipping with James Bond and massive space stations. Not so any more. These days it’s much easier to understand that it’s simply using the power of light in a non-scary and non-invasive way. And compared to waxing, discomfort is most definitely not an issue for this modern age hair removal option.

The way it works is by using Intense Pulsed Light (IPL) through a crystal. The light picks up on the dark pigment in the hair, contrasting with the complexion of the skin (not that you have to be particularly fair skinned for it to work well), and travels down the hair to the follicle where it does its work of stopping any more growth. As not all of the hair in any given area grows at the same rate, not all of the follicles are active at the same time, which is why repeat visits are needed to properly treat any section. Generally anywhere between six and 12 sessions are needed to be fully

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effective, but then remember you’ll never have to worry about waxing or shaving that area ever again. It’s a permanent ‘reduction’. And you can treat anywhere to get rid of unwanted hair. The most popular areas are bikini, underarms and face – but backs, legs and chests are also quite simple to treat for both men and women, although facial areas may be ongoing due

“You’ll never have to worry about waxing or shaving again” to hormonal changes through life.

Like any skin treatment, a patch test is conducted about a week before the proper treatment.

The whole process is explained in comprehensive detail at this test appointment, and a sample test is conducted to see how your skin might react to the light, and what level of IPL would suit you best.

When you think about the science, it makes sense that the hair doesn’t fall out instantly: it’s not like the harsh abrasion of waxing, pulling the hair out immediately and aggressively, so waiting for the hair to fall out after a treatment may take around nine days as it loosens its way from the disabled follicles. No instant fix. Just a permanent one.

Brilliantly, the first session starts

off at a gallop, as around 30 per cent of hair treated is affected in this initial instance. I’m advised to let the hair I want to be removed grow to around a millimetre – if I’d waxed, threaded or plucked the hair previously then it could be regrowing at various lengths and speeds, meaning the area affected would have been more patchy. It’s all even, all ready and all clean. And sans deodorant, as requested.

First, Jenny (the lovely lady conducting the IPL) numbs the area about to be treated with an ice pack.

Then she covers it with a gel, and places dark glasses on both of us so that the light won’t affect our eyes. She draws a circle in white pencil around the area to be treated.

And then, inch by inch, she starts to use the light on my underarms. It takes less than 20 minutes and I hardly feel a thing, although I was advised to have some aloe vera gel to hand in case I felt any tenderness once the numbness was fully gone.

Obviously, different areas take varying amounts of time to treat, with a full leg not so much a case pf a lunchtime nip but an afternoon’s indulgence. But with prices starting at £42 for facial IPL, and cost reductions when a course of treatments is purchased, it’s a snip for a lifetime’s effect. I can’t wait until summer, when vest tops will certainly be my favourite.

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onathan Harvey first came to notice with a play called Beautiful Thing. It was the story of teenage lovers set on a council estate and dealt with the issues they were confronted with from their friends, neighbours and family as their love grew. Oh, did I mention that they were both boys?

No? Well, of course today we would hardly bat an eyelid at that; being gay is not the issue it once was, seeing homosexuality portrayed on the stage and screen is commonplace, even the small screen. In fact, it’s almost obligatory: the token gay to sit beside the token woman and the

token disabled person and token person of colour...

And, in a way, perhaps that is what Canary is in part about, dispelling the tokenism and returning the issues to centre stage where they belong. Canary is the story of a group of people whose lives cross. It is about deceit and the terrible consequences that lies can breed.

It starts in the late 1960s and ’70s against a backdrop of Thatcherism, miners’ strikes and the evangelical homophobia being touted by the bigoted Mary Whitehouse. Harvey uses all of this to set the time and the place but

Stagelistings > Tuesday 22 to Monday 28 June> BRIGHTON LITTLE THEATRE, www.the-little.co.uk Romeo And Juliet Shakespeare’s great romantic tragedy. >22–26 June, 7.45pm, £7.50 BRIGHTON DOME, CORN EXCHANGE 01273 700747 www.brightondome.org Superfeakonomics Live Stage version of the follow up to Freakonomics. >22 June, 8pm, £12.50 BRIGHTON DOME, PAVILION THEATRE 01273 700747 www.brightondome.org Swimming At The Ritz It's Paris 1995 and Ambassador Pamela Harriman is being sued for 40 million dollars >22 & 30 June, 8pm, £10; Reeling An Austrian child star grows up and disappears. >24June, 8pm, £10

Two Sisters Rika and Edith, caring sisters, discover the truth about their past. >25 & 29 June, 8pm, £10 Joe Ho Ho The parallels of Linda’s life are extreme. >26 & 27 June, 8pm, £10 CHICHESTER FESTIVAL THEATRE, MINERVA 01243 781312 www.cft.org.uk Love Story Howard Goodall’s new musical of Erich Segal’s iconic novel. >Until 26 June, 7.30pm, 2.15pm matinee Thu & Sat, £27.50 CHICHESTER FESTIVAL THEATRE, 01243 781312 www.cft.org.uk 42nd Street Classic American musical combines high octane choreography and show-stopping numbers. >22 June–28 August, 7.30pm, 2pm matinee Sat, £10–£37

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also to leaven the mood with some comedy. Paula Wilcox as Maggie, for a brief moment, is fabulous, but then she is throughout the rest of the production as the mother.

Mary Whitehouse opens the show with a speech to the audience about ridding the country of evil homosexuals; it’s funny but chilling stuff. Time shifts to the present and we see the start of the fallout from the lies that so many men were forced to tell. Today we have tolerance and understanding, but back then we had laws and prison sentences. It may be hard for younger people to understand that, less than 50 years ago, men

CRAWLEY: THE HAWTH, 01293 553636 www.hawth.co.uk Great Expectations Quantum Theatre presents a new adaptation of Dickens' enduringly popular novel outdoors. >24 June, 7pm, £11, family of four: £30 EASTBOURNE: DEVONSHIRE PARK THEATRE 01323 412000 www.eastbournetheatres.co.uk If I Were You Alan Ayckbourn’s touching new comedy about role reversal stars Liza Goddard. >22–26 June, 7.45pm, 2.30pm matinee Wed & Sat, £13–£28 NEW VENTURE THEATRE, BRIGHTON 01273 702563 www.newventure.org.uk A View From The Bridge Arthur Miller’s tragic play set in Brooklyn in the ’40s. >22–26 Jun, 7.45pm, 2.30pm matinee Sun, no performance Monday, £9 THE OLD CO-OP BUILDING, BRIGHTON 01273 700747 www.brightondome.org Before I Sleep dreamthinkspeak’s siteresponsive piece inspired by Chekhov’s

were still being sent to prison for being gay.

Worse things could happen, too – and they did. Many men were forced to accept chemical castration to ‘cure’ their homosexuality, some were given electric shock therapy. Yes, all this, here in Britain in the last 50 years.

It’s not comfortable material and that is almost certainly what Harvey has set out to do. Canary is, if anything, a play to remind us of that terrible history but also one to kick us up our collective backsides and remind us that, whilst we might all be ‘glad to be gay’, their are still issues to tackle.

Aids is a core thread in the story, and we are shown the terrifying effect it had on us as a country and not just gay men.

Harvey uses it to remind us that, whilst things are better, it is still with us, and that we cannot allow complacency to overtake the need for care and caution. He is also attacking the power of celebrity and of blackmail.

Serious themes are served up with well placed humour, the play is pacey and episodic, the action shifts in time and place throughout and it is clear that Harvey is using some of the skills he has learned working in television. But above all, this is Harvey making strong statements in a bold theatrical way that sees him on top form.

With a superb company and excellent staging, this is simply not to be missed.

Canary, Theatre Royal Brighton Tuesday 29 June – Saturday 3 July, 08448 717 650, www.theambassadors.com/ theatreroyal See Jonathan Harvey interview p13

The Cherry Orchard has had rave reviews and extends its Brighton Festival run. >Until 4 July, timed slots every five minutes between 6.30pm–9.30pm, £15 THEATRE ROYAL BRIGHTON 08448 717650 www.theambassadors.com/theatreroyal Spamalot Award-winning Monty Python musical starring Jodie Prenger. >22–26 June, 7.45pm, 2.30pm matinee Thurs & Sat, £13–£19.50 Canary Jonathan Harvey's uplifting story about finding your voice. >29 June–3 July, 7.45pm, 2.30pm matinee Wed and Sat, £13–£19.50 UPSTAIRS AT THREE AND TEN, BRIGHTON 07800 983 290 www.otherplaceproductions.co.uk The First Eleven Little Walham's First Eleven win the chance to play cricket against Australia. >26–27 June, Sat 4pm, Sun 6.30pm, £6

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Don your feather finery and prepare to get yo’ filthy ass shakin’ to the finest cuts from two of Dirtybird’s all-star cast, Justin Martin and J Phlip. Mentored by the mighty Claude Von Stroke and fed a diet of San Fran underground offerings, Justin Martin will be rattling the soundsytem with enough melody and interesting texture to expand your mind! A full-fat dance party packed with bass kicks and smokin' hot deck dons. Try and wipe that smile off your face. Dare you.

Friday 25 June, Audio

TUESDAY 22 AUDIO Wasted Youth. Tight-trousered indie disco.

11pm–3am, £3/2 JAM Trip Out. Eclectic mix of electro swing, breaks and trip hop plus retro thumb action!

11pm–2am, £2 MADAME GEISHA Devious. Glitterati's Pre-bash, spinning house, garage, D’n’B and R’n’B. 9pm–3am, free PAVILION TAVERN Guerilla Rocks. Indie, rock and metal. 10.30pm–3am, free/£3

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11pm–4am, £5/3 HONEY CLUB I Love R’n’B. Sexy R’n’B and house fused with a twist of cool hip-hop and funky house. 10.30pm–3.30am, free b4 11.30 JAM Dirty Money. The filthiest selection in dubstep, grime, dirty electro, ’90s, garage and hip-hop. 11pm–3am, £4/3 LIFE Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box. Fidget, bass and firing electro. 11pm–3am, £6/4 PAVILION TAVERN Kick Out The Jams. Loud, dirty rock ’n’ roll anthems! 10.30pm, £1 b4 12 PO NA NA Ice Box. Be blown sideways by awesome funk, soul, house and dance floor cutz. 10pm–3am, £6/5 THE JAZZ ROOMS Teen Creeps. A hedonistic mix of electroclash, 1977, rap, indie, riot grrrrl and synths. 11pm–3am, £5/4 THE LOFT Malicious. Alternative sleaze and cheese. 10pm–3am,£5/ free VOLKS Girls Vs Boys Techno Battle. The sexes battle it out armed with acid techno, hard techno, electro and booty bass. 11pm, £10/8

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11pm–4am, £10/8 DIGITAL Playroom. Sticking two to maturity with Funky House and Dirty Electro Grooves.

11pm–4am, £15/12 FUNKY BUDDHA LOUNGE Maxxi Soundsystem.

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Concorde 2, 7pm, £4 Broken Bells Collaboration between subversive producer and one half of Gnarls Barkley, Danger Mouse and James Mercer from indie rock darlings The Shins. Intriguing.

Digital, 7pm, £16 McIntosh Ross The frontman and woman of pop favourites Deacon Blue go semi-solo.

Komedia, 8pm, £tbc Small Gods + Alice Shaw + Amy Tinsley Sixties/seventies era-influenced bluesy rock.

Latest Musicbar, 8pm, £3 Victorian English Gentlemen’s Club Female-fronted noisy Cardiff pop-rock trio.

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Latest Musicbar, 8.30pm, £4 Four: One Classical concert featuring cellist Natalie Clein playing Bach’s C and G Suites.

De La Warr Pavilion, 7.30pm, £6-12 Kele Okereke The frontman of indie rockers Bloc Party performs tracks from his solo album.

Digital, 7pm, £12.50 Steve Mason The former member of quality triphoppy types Beta Band is now working with pop producer Richard X. (NB: Venue change – originally scheduled for the Hanbury Club).

Audio, 8pm, £10 Wynton Marsalis And The Jazz At Lincoln Centre Orchestra Acclaimed big band jazz.

Brighton Dome Concert Hall, 7.30pm, £29.50–£35

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Bo Ningen + Dokkebi-Q + Aged Yummy Bloody good Japanese space/psychedelic rockers now based in London.

Freebutt, 7.30pm, £7 El Vez This will either be brilliant or terrible; simultaneous Kiss and Elvis impersonations in a Latin stylee.

Concorde 2, 8pm, £15 The Beautiful Word – Mystery Pop EP Launch + The Morning Orchestra The talented Brighton folk, erm, folk launch their new EP. Latest Musicbar, 8pm, £4/3 The Crazy World Of Arthur Brown Actual madness: ’60s ‘God Of Hellfire’ Brown is back and playing The Albert! Has to be seen, surely?

Prince Albert, 7.30pm, £10

Brighton Jazz Club Weekly gathering of jazz musos and fans alike.

Komedia, 8pm, £8/6 Salter Cane + Call Me Jolene + Caramel Jack Featuring Americana outfit Salter Cane and pop vaudevillians Caramel Jack.

Prince Albert, 7.30pm, £4 The Funky Buddha Band Old and new funk and soul covers to get the night started.

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The Hope, 7.30pm, £5 Elliot Minor + Hold Fire Emo/post-hardcore influenced young rockers.

Concorde 2, 7pm, £10 Morning Benders Californian indie-pop.

Freebutt, 7.30pm, £6

THURSDAY 24 BIMM End Of Term Party The second of two end of term shindigs featuring some of the Brighton Institute Of Modern Music’s best acts.

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Global tunes. 8pm, free

Breakestra with Chali 2na (Jurassic 5) The funk orchestra collaborate live.

Concorde 2, 7.30pm, £12 Stay Sick! Presents: Koffin Kats Live music night presented by the rock'n'roll club night.

Hectors House, 7pm, £4 The Cocktail Party Tight vocal harmony trio lacing classical guitar with acid wit.

Latest Musicbar, 7.30pm, £5 The Necks Genre-straddling Australian trio dabbling in jazz, ambient and avant-garde but altogether different.

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AUDIO Dirtybird Records 5th Anniversary Tour.

See Highlight. 11pm–4am, £tbc BRIGHTON COALITION Nice & Niche Meets Obsession. 10pm–5am, £10/8 CASABLANCA Mirrorball. Consider this your lesson in urban cool! 10pm–3am, £5 CONCORDE 2 Smash & Grab. Dance and kiss to

AUDIO Glue. Sticking hip-hop to dancehall.

11pm–3am, £3/2 BRIGHTON COALITION Trash Mondays.

10.30pm–3am, £3/free Jaime Pettit

The Middle East + Pearly Gate Music Pretty lovely Aussie folk. Recommended.

Freebutt, 7.30pm, £tbc

THURSDAY 24 AUDIO Bastard Pop. The best mash-ups and all of your fave filthy pop tunes! 11pm, £3/2 COALITION Secret Discotheque. Retro disco, ’80s pop and TV theme tunes. 10.30pm, £3/1 DIGITAL Kele. Bloc Party frontman ditches the guitar for knobs and beats. 7pm, £12.50 FUNKY BUDDHA LOUNGE Addicted. Get hooked with a weekly shot of filthy and phat basslines.

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THE CRAZY WORLD OF ARTHUR BROWN Long time Lewes resident, Arthur Brown, was of course very famous back in the ’60s for his smash hit ‘Fire’. Flamboyant and theatrical, Brown’s music has constantly veered towards the progressive. Too much of a leftfield musical maverick to fully capitalise on that early success, his shows are still entertaining.

Wednesday 23 June, Prince Albert

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WYNTON MARSALIS Under the leadership of Wynton Marsalis, New York’s Jazz at Lincoln Centre comes to Brighton following a residency at the Barbican Centre. A big band in the classic mould, their vast repertoire spans the early days of jazz to the new music of the orchestra itself.

Thursday 24 June, Concert Hall, Brighton Dome

KELE Taking time out from his Bloc Party commitments, Kele Okereke plays just one of two warm up shows prior to his Glastonbury appearance. Expect bouncing electro beats mixed with pop, R’n’B and disco.

Thursday 24 June, Digital

PEARLY GATE MUSIC The alias of self-proclaimed deadbeat Zach Tillman, Pearly Gate Music is another in an increasingly long line of home spun, lo-fi, DIY eccentricities. PGM rise above the pack of mediocrity due to his engaging lyrical surrealism and some good songs. When getting noticed it also helps to have a younger brother (Josh) who plays drums with Fleet Foxes...

Monday 28 June, Freebutt

BIKE WEEK 2010 Local promoters Melting Vinyl are organising a number of early morning ‘bike breakfast’ gigs in conjunction with Bike Week (19–27 June).

Featuring the melodic pop of Curly Hair (22 June, 7.30am, Loving Hut Café), the accordion/cornet duo Mr Strachen and Miss Colvert (24 June, Brighton Station, 6.45am) and Brazilian bossa nova meets samba funk of Tudo Bem! (25 June, Meeting Place Café, 7.30am).

For more info visit www.journeyon.co.uk

UNITED FOLK

Folk meets punk as Adrian Edmondson And The Bad Shepherds headline Crawley Folk & Beer Festival

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t started in 1989 as a Saturday afternoon event with about half a dozen acts,” says Crawley Folk & Beer Festival programmer Dave Whatmore, who has been with the festival since its inception, and who is also the programmer for The Hawth all year round. “It’s a showcase for that genre of music.

We use it to try out bands and acts with the view to bringing them back to The Hawth another time.”

This year, Ade Edmondson And The Bad Shepherds are a highlight of the three-day event, invited back after the great reception they received last year. Playing Celtic-folk versions of punk and new wave classics such as ‘Up The Junction’ by Squeeze and The Jam’s ‘Down In The Tube Station At Midnight’, The Bad Shepherds utilise mandolin, fiddle and uillean pipes to whip up a storm.

Martin Simpson is another headliner, and one of the greatest folk musicians of recent years (he won the 2010 BBC Folk Award for best traditional track).

You can also catch the highly regarded blues guitarist Steven Finn and The Jemina Price Band (there’s always a strong streak of blues at this festival), Steve Phillips with The Rough Diamonds, Jon Boden with The Remnant Kings, and celebrated whistle and flute player Brian Finnegan (ex-Flook).

“The festival is an opportunity for lesser known names to play in a bigger environment,” says

Dave, “people such as Martin Messent [a former Brighton resident with the voice of an angel and some brilliantly crafted songs]. Quite a lot of artists send me a MySpace link or send in demo CDs, and we do source acts in that way. Several years ago we Martin Simpson had Seth Lakeman and his brothers play here when they were completely unknown – they played all weekend for very little money...”

With audiences over the three days of 3-4,000, loads of free workshops, craft stalls, demonstrations in Morris and traditional folk dance, as well as the bountifully stocked Beer Tent, the festival has become quite a regional pull.

“I’m looking forward to The Shee – they’re a sixpiece all female Irish band based in London,” says Dave. “I’m also looking forward to Brian Finnegan and of course Ade Edmondson and The Bad Shepherds. They were fantastic last year.”

Three-day passes with camping are available, along with one-day passes, and in the case of Ade Edmondson, you can buy a ticket just for that gig.

Crawley Folk & Beer Festival, 25–27 June, The Hawth, Crawley, www.hawth.co.uk www.myspace.com/crawleyfolkfestival

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Not Holding The String

Over the years the Real Ale Tent has become a real feature of Crawley Folk Festival. In fact, so much so, that this year it’s become a Beer Festival all of its own!

In honour of the first official Crawley Beer Festival the organisers have doubled the selection of beers, ciders and perries on offer, with over 70 varieties from local breweries. Just some of the names to get you feeling thirsty include Cherry Bomb, Dark Star Hophead, Dark Star Sussex Ballards Wassail, Flowerpots Pots Black, Tring Colley’s Dog, Larkin’s Best, Hepworth Old, Welton Pride & Joy, Spectrum Wizzard and Tipples Ginger.

The Beer Festival opens this Friday 25 June from 4pm onwards and Saturday and Sunday from 11am onwards, meaning visitors will have plenty of time to take a break from the music, stalls and workshops and sample a pint of the finest ale the local area has to offer.

In fact, while sampling these fine brews festival goers won’t have to worry about missing out on the music as you can enjoy performances from great acts on the Beer Tent Stage absolutely free. What better way to spend a summer afternoon than with great music and a great local beer?

Crawley Folk & Beer Festival, The Hawth, Crawley, Friday 25–Sunday 27 June. www.thehawth.co.uk

Sculptures, drawings and animations combine to form this exhibition by Matthew James Kay. Inspired by occurrences of mistake-making, grace, doubt and faith in everyday life and employing the stuff of common occurrences, Kay documents his experience of being human a quest for the mysterious lurking in the mundane.

Not Holding The String, A&E Gallery, 38 Cheltenham Place. www.aegallery.org Until 27 June

Req: Spray Paint Realism Req is an artist and musician whose roots are very much embedded in the early ’80s graffiti and hip-hop scene. At some point Req noticed how spray paint was a perfect medium for representing skin tones and his preference of the pre-Raphaelite ideals led him to choose the female form as a reference for his work.

Req: Spray Paint Realism, Ink_d Gallery, 96 North Road, 01273 645299. Until 11 July

Quarter To Five Five artists (Nikki Black, Jessica Jordan, Peter Gosbee, Ruth Schmidt and Miss Aniela) are coming together to host their diverse works that include photography, paintings, ceramics and jewellery. Of particular note is the work of self-taught photographer Miss Aniela (Natalie Dybisz), whose self-portraits are outstanding works of creativity, often involving ‘cloning’.

Fishing Quarter Gallery, 210 Kings Road Arches, Brighton seafront. Until 29 June

Events highlights TUESDAY 22 Brighton & Hoves Bike Week Free events to promote cycling in the city including free bike breakfasts with live music, bicycle alley at Preston Park, Bike Doctors, film screenings, outdoor static cycling classes and more.

Across Brighton & Hove, for full details visit www.journeyon.co.uk

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SATURDAY 26 Being British And Going Modern Robert Upstone, Curator of Modern British Art at Tate Britain, examines the origins and aims of the Camden Town Group, and looks at the unique collection of works that form the subject of the exhibition From Sickert To Gertler.

The Old Courtroom, Brighton, 2.30pm, £7/£5

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SUNDAY 27 Brighton Lions & Pavilion Gardens Café Charity Fun Day Face painting, tombola, silent

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auction, (battery-operated) pig racing, stalls and games. Live jazz and Hangleton Brass Band. Raising money for Downs View School.

Pavilion Gardens, Brighton, 12 noon–5pm The Hairy Bikers Big Night Out Join TV chefs Si King and Dave Myers, stars of BBC2’s The Hairy Bikers, for an evening of cooking and laughs.

Dome Concert Hall, Brighton, 8pm, £21.50 Capital To Coast Now in its 14th year, the Capital To Coast Cycle Challenge for charity follows a 60 mile route from Esher to Hove.

There is also a 60-mile circular Hove route.

Finishes Hove Lawns, wwwlcapitaltocoast.org.uk Baby Expo Brighton The South’s biggest parenting event and baby show .

Brighton Racecourse, Brighton, 10am–4.30pm, www.brightonbabyexpo.co.uk/baby-show

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Beatabet Beatabet and guest curators including Nadege Dederian (Testing Ground/Protoplay) and Bunty and Chloe Hoare (Fabrica) are organising a live art festival, What The F*** Is Happening Now?, to take place in the grounds of a manor house in Falmer on 14 August. The curators are looking for live art, sound, music, video and installation, with around 15 to 20 artists being invited to create and exhibit new work. Deadline for proposals is 25 June! www.beatabet.net

FREELANCE PRODUCTION MANAGER BRIGHTON-BASED MUSIC PROMOTERS • A minimum of a year’s experience in event management within the music industry.

• Good knowledge of Microsoft Office, Photoshop and emailing systems.

• Strong communication and negotiation skills.

• Excellent time management and personal organisation.

• Technical knowledge of lighting and PA systems would be an advantage.

Hours: 3 days a week (7 hours per day) – office based Hourly rate: £6 per hour (to increase after 12 months).

Email a covering letter and CV to: production@meltingvinyl.co.uk

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FILM Streetdance 3D (PG) Dir: Max Giwa, Dania Pasquini

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They’re British dancers from different sides of the tracks. Yougetme?

Street dancers are forced to work with a ballet group in exchange for rehearsal space to prepare for the UK Street Dance Championships. Learn and grow time, people! Featuring Britain’s Got Talent’s Diversity, George Sampson and Flawless.

Showing at Cineworld and Odeon

Showing this week Killers (12A) Dir: Robert Luketic

Katherine Heigl and Ashton Kutcher star as a married couple who are in the ‘happily ever after’ stage until Spencer’s (Kutcher) 30th birthday.

Bullets start to fly, literally, as it turns out Spencer’s a bit of an international spy and hitman and he’d forgotten to tell his bride. Hmm, an easy thing to slip the mind. Will their marriage last?

Showing at Odeon, Cineworld and Connaught

Sex And The City 2 (15) Dir: Michael Patrick King

It’s been out for a few weeks now, but there’s still a chance to catch Carrie and the girls in their new outing (at least until Shrek Forever More takes over as the summer blockbuster in July). Back in the city, expect plenty of girly gossip, gorgeous clothes and handsome men. Prepare to swoon.

Showing at Cineworld and Odeon

Greenberg (15) Dir: Noah Baumbach

Get Him To The Greek (15) Dir: Nicholas Stoller

A mad-cap adventure following British rock god Aldous Snow (Russell Brand) and Aaron Greenberg (Jonah Hill) – who’s been tasked with the job of escorting Snow to LA’s Greek Theatre for his gig. Sounds simple, right? Not quite so... Aldous is sex mad, weary of piles of money and is searching for the meaning of life. So when he learns his true love is in California, the $100million tour he’s about to embark becomes low priority. So far, so The Hangover, or so it sounds, with a rock star in the place of the stag party.

Hilarity ensues and impossibly mad situations occur as poor Aaron is left to babysit Aldous, and has to get him to the Greek Theatre in time! But with drug smuggling in London, brawls in New York City and lap dances in Las Vegas, there is plenty standing in the way of what appears to be a straight-forward task. The rock star lifestyle, eh? Us, envious? Never...

Showing at Odeon, Cineworld and Connaught

Wild Target (12A) Dir: Jonathan Lynn

Rupert Grint hangs up his wand and leaves the role of playing Harry Potter’s best friend Ron (will he ever

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be known as anything else?) to play Tony, a young apprentice to Bill Nighy’s hitman character, Victor.

Except Tony believes Victor to be a detective... doh. A fun action comedy.

Showing at Cineworld and Odeon

Ben Affleck plays Roger – a 40something former musician who’s at a crossroads in his life. Roger goes to housesit for his more successful brother in LA. While there, tries to reconnect with his old bandmate Rhys Ifans, but finds he has more in common with his bro’s PA. A funny drama about modern relationships.

Showing at Duke of York’s

Dolphins (18) Dir: Mark Jay

Filmed locally and accompanied by a fantastic soundtrack featuring Fatboy Slim and hip-hop legend Roots Manuva, this is an unflinching snapshot of Brighton youth.

Portraying the nihilistic worlds of Brighton’s boy racers and Emo selfharmers, the teen-gang movie has been reinvented to great effect in this director’s cut. Plus, we get to pick out familiar landmarks.

Showing at Duke Of York’s

SHOWING THIS WEEK 01273 626261

0871 224 4007

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The Disappearance Od Alice Creed (18) 6.00, 8.20 Letters To Juliet (PG) 3.00, 5.30, 8.00 Please Give (15) 3.15, 5.30, 7.45 Prince Of Persia (12A) 3.30, 9.00 Sex And The City 2 (15) 5.15, 8.30 Streetdance 3D (PG) 3.20, 5.45, 8.15 Wild Target (12A) 4.00, 6.20, 8.50

Cemetery Junction (15) 11.00am Hierro (12A) 3.30, 8.45 Greenberg (15) 6.15

Death At A Funeral (15) 12.00, 2.20, 7.00, 9.20 Killers (12A) 1.10, 3.40, 6.10, 8.40 Letters To Juliet (PG) 1.00, 3.30, 6.00, 8.30 Prince Of Persia (12A) 1.20, 4.00, 6.40, 9.30 Robin Hood (12A) 11.40, 2.40, 8.50 Sex And The City 2 (15) 2.00, 5.10, 8.20 Streetdance 3D (PG) 1.50, 4.10, 6.40, 9.10 The Tooth Fairy (PG) 4.40 Wild Target (12A) 1.50, 4.10, 6.30, 9.00

Killers (12A) 8.00 Letters To Juliet (PG) 7.30

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FRIDAY 25

Death At A Funeral (15) 12.00, 2.20, 7.00, 9.20 Get Him To The Greek (15) 1.30, 3.50, 6.20, 8.50 Killers (12A) 1.10, 3.40, 6.10, 8.40 Letters To Juliet (PG) 1.00, 3.30, 6.00, 8.30 Prince Of Persia (12A) 4.00, 6.40, 9.30 Robin Hood (12A) 12.50 Sex And The City 2 (15) 2.00, 5.10, 8.20 Streetdance 3D (PG) 1.50, 4.10, 6.40, 9.10 The Tooth Fairy (PG) 4.40 Wild Target (12A) 1.50, 4.10, 6.30, 9.00

Get Him To The Greek (15) 5.15, 8.00 Killers (12A) 7.30

WEDNESDAY 23 Get Him To The Greek (15) 3.10, 6.00, 8.40 Killers (12A) 4.15, 6.30, 8.45 Letters To Juliet (PG) 3.00, 5.30, 8.00 Please Give (15) 3.15, 5.30, 7.45 Prince Of Persia (12A) 3.30, 6.15, 9.00 Sex And The City 2 (15) 5.15, 8.30 Streetdance 3D (PG) 3.20, 5.45, 8.15 Prince of Wild Target (12A) Persia 10.45, 4.00, 6.20, 8.50

THURSDAY 24 Get Him To The Greek (15) 3.10, 6.00, 8.40 Killers (12A) 4.15, 6.30, 8.45 Letters To Juliet (PG) 3.00, 5.30, 8.00 The Lovely Bones (12A)10.30 Please Give (15) 3.15, 5.30, 7.45 Prince Of Persia (12A) 3.30, 6.15, 9.00 Sex And The City 2 (15) 5.15, 8.30 Streetdance 3D (PG) 3.20, 5.45, 8.15 Wild Target (12A) 10.45, 4.00, 6.20, 8.50

Films showing Friday 25–Monday 28 Check with cinema to confirm film showings and times

WEDNESDAY 23 Cemetery Junction (15) Big Scream 11.00am Hierro (12A) 4.00, 9.00 Greenberg (15) 1.00, 6.15

THURSDAY 24 Hierro (12A) 3.30, 8.45 Greenberg (15) 1.30, 6.30

FRIDAY 25 Dolphins (18) 11.30pm Tetro (15) 1.00, 6.15 Whatever Works (12A) 3.30, 9.00

SATURDAY 26 The Little Vampire (U) 11.00am (Kids’ Club) Follow Me (TBC) 1.30 Tetro (15) 6.15 Whatever Works (xx) 3.30, 9.00

SUNDAY 27 Jour De Fete (Re) (U) 2.00 Tetro (15) 6.15 Whatever Works (12A) 3.30, 9.00

MONDAY 28 NT Live: London Assurance 6.50 Tetro (15) 4.00 Whatever Works (12A) 2.00

WEDNESDAY 23 Killers (12A) 8.00 Letters To Juliet (PG) 7.30

THURSDAY 24 Killers (12A) 8.00 Letters To Juliet (PG) 2.30, 7.30

THURSDAY 24 Death At A Funeral (15) 12.00, 2.20, 7.00, 9.20 Get Him To The Greek (15) 1.30, 3.50, 6.20, 8.50 Killers (12A) 1.10, 3.40, 6.10, 8.40 Letters To Juliet (PG) 1.00, 3.30, 6.00, 8.30 Prince Of Persia (12A) 4.00, 6.40, 9.30 Robin Hood (12A) 12.50 Sex And The City 2 (15) 2.00, 5.10, 8.20 Streetdance 3D (PG) 1.50, 4.10, 6.40, 9.10 The Tooth Fairy (PG) 4.40 Wild Target (12A) 1.50, 4.10, 6.30, 9.00

Killers

SATURDAY 26 Get Him To The Greek (15) 2.30, 5.15, 8.00 Killers (12A) 4.45, 7.30 Nanny McPhee And The Big Bang (U) 10.15am Shrek Forever After (PG) 2.00

SUNDAY 27 Get Him To The Greek (15) 2.30, 5.15, 8.00 Killers (12A) 4.45, 7.30 Shrek Forever After (PG) 2.00

MONDAY 28 Films showing Friday 25–Monday 28 Check with cinema to confirm film showings and times

Easy Rider (18) 2.00 Get Him To The Greek (15) 2.30, 8.00 Killers (12A) 7.30

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LIZ CARR: IT HASN’T HAPPENED YET

TUESDAY 22 LEGENDS Wine On Tuesdays. Soak up work blues with BOGOHP on vino! > 11pm–5am, free MARINE TAVERN Pub Quiz. Brain drain at the cosy little pub! > 9pm, £1 MARLBOROUGH Bingo’s Not A Dirty Word. With Kath. Winner takes the pot, job done! > 8pm, £1 QUEEN’S ARMS Karaoke Party with Betty. > 9pm R BAR Twisted Karaoke. > 12pm–2am, free REVENGE Sound As A Pound. Its a mid-week mash-up throwing out ’80s, ’90s, ’00s, electro, pop, dance and cheese. > 10.30pm, £1 THE BASEMENT Scene Queen. DJ Li’l Alex spins the soundtrack. All welcome! > 11pm–4am, free

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here’s a lot of blurriness around comedy. Fact. What’s comic theatre, what’s character comedy, what’s stand-up and what’s sketch comedy? And how can they all still be judged under the single banner of ‘comedy’? Blowing all of these pigeon-holes – and many more besides – out of the water is Liz Carr, with her theatre and standup mix while sitting down. If it makes you laugh, that’s the bottom line in this business. Liz Carr has underlined that bottom line – in massive thick felt tip – as she mines a dark humour vein and slaps you about the face with any preconceptions you may be harbouring. She’s rather good.

Liz is already familiar to regular comedy-goers; you may have caught her regular sets at Krater, Comic Boom or Bent Double, and further afield at The Comedy Store, The Hackney Empire and any number of comedy festivals up and down the country with wheel chair access.

Alternatively, you may just recognise her off the telly, either presenting with the BBC or when Sky TV funded and filmed he debut 2005 Edinburgh joint show, Abnormally Funny People.

This is Liz Carr’s full length solo show and, in the part theatre piece,

Liz herself is the alter-ego of up-andcoming comic ‘Alex Saunders’. It’s a journey, navigating the pitfalls of disability and comedy for Alex, and Liz is in tow with the punchlines.

Considering that Liz will mark her tenth year as a comedian in 2011 – and the calibre of her comedy – you can guarantee some hilarious stories will have been gathered along the way.

Sunday 27 June, Komedia, 7.30pm, £10/8. follow me on twitter

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Comedy highlights TUESDAY 22 Wil Hodgson (Edinburgh Preview) The cultfollowed, punk My Little Pony fan has a brand new show to test for this year's Edinburgh Festival Fringe. It could be about anything, but you can be sure it'll be interesting.

Caroline Of Brunswick, 8pm, £7

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WEDNESDAY 23 Elis James (Edinburgh Preview) Cardiff-based bilingual stand-up who won the 'Best Comedy' prize at the National Student Radio Awards in 2006. This is his brand new show.

Caroline Of Brunswick, 8pm, £5

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THURSDAY 24 Comic Boom Brighton's own Seann Walsh comperes a fast-paced quality show featuring a top headlining act plus rising stars from the comedy circuit. Headlined by Hal Cruttenden.

Komedia, 8pm, £8.50/6.50

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Guess Who with The Maydays Each guest star will reveal true stories from their past, inspired by audience suggestions. These impromptu monologues create hilarious improvised sketches and songs. With Kenny Harris.

Marlborough Bar & Theatre, 8.30pm, £8/6

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Scott Capurro (Edinburgh Preview) The acidic tongue of the at times shocking comic gets unleashed in this friendly room.

Caroline of Brunswick, 8pm, £9

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FRIDAY 25 Jethro: Too Late To Grow Up! Stand-up comedy of the old school. From comedy legend, Cornishman Jethro. Adults only.

Pavilion Theatre, Worthing, 7.30pm, £18/17

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Krater Comedy Club Award-winning comedy. Eat, drink, watch and laugh. Featuring Will Smith, Simon Evans and Jason Rouse! MC Paddy Lennox.

Komedia, 7.30pm, £16

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Rabbit In The Headlights A hand-picked assembly of new and rising stand-ups take to the stage in this popular night. Hosted by Laura Mugridge.

Upstairs At Three And Ten, 8pm, £6/5

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SATURDAY 26 Krater Comedy Club See Friday.

> Komedia, 7pm & 10.30pm, £17.50 & £15 Laughing Horse Comedy Club Be entertained by a mix of London and Brighton comics, and compere Sajeela Kershi. Late bar.

Laughing Horse @ The Quadrant, 8.30pm, £6/5

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Off The Cuff: Improvised The Brighton-based improv troupe create comedy out of thin air!

Upstairs At Three and Ten, 7pm, £7/5

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SUNDAY 27 Krater Comedy Club See Friday.

Komedia, 8pm, £11/6

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Liz Carr: It Hasn't Happened Yet See Highlight.

Komedia, 7.30pm, £10/8

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Reginald D Hunter Reginald D Hunter’s uniquely non-secular approach to comedy continues.

Supported by special guest, Steve Hughes.

Corn Exchange, 8pm, £17

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WEDNESDAY 23 AMSTERDAM Total Request Karaoke. > 8pm, free LEGENDS Gabbi’s Games. Gabbi’s madcap party night from 9pm. > 11am–5am, free MARLBOROUGH Open Mic Night. > 8.30pm, free QUEEN’S ARMS Pride’s Got Talent. Sing, dance, drag or get your prized pet on a unicycle through flames. > 8.30pm, free R-BAR Alternative Beats. Latest chart tunes remixed, electro vibes and filthy house > 12pm–2am, free THE BASEMENT Gabbi’s Dirty Handbag. Dirty handbag and house tunes. > 11pm–4am, free THE PV AT THE JURYS OUT Music Quiz. Do you know your lyrics, your No.1s or can you tell the intro to any song? > 8pm, £1

THURSDAY 24 CHARLES STREET BAR Mad Cow XXL: My Cow Is On Fire. > 8pm–3am, £1 (goes to charity) CHARLES STREET CLUB Get Some. A deck loaded with the scene’s hottest 3some. > 10pm, £1 LEGENDS Coreaoke with Tammy Twinkle. > 11am–5am, free QUEEN’S ARMS Karaoke Party with Spice. > 9pm R-BAR Pre-Girls on Top Party. Funked up, soulful and uplifiting house from 9.30pm. > 12pm–2am REVENGE Girls On Top Vs ER. If pop isn’t your remedy maybe Emergency Room is your cure! > 10.30pm, £4/free THE BASEMENT DLite. Regular guest DJs lay down commercial house tracks. > 11pm–4am, free

FRIDAY 25 BULLDOG DJ Marcia + Guy’s Karaoke.

Spinning a non-stop club mix! > 10pm–2am, free CHARLES STREET BAR Candyfloss. Bubblegum tunes and sweet camp pop.> Bar open 11am, free DOCTOR BRIGHTONS Flauncy Friday.

Dance and house. > 9.30pm–2am, free HEIST Brighter Days. Upfront and deep, soulful, funky and jackin’ house! > 9pm–2am, free LEGENDS Pre-Celebration. Pure pop. > 7pm, free MADAME GEISHA Thank Funk Vs Kit Kat Cabaret.

See Highlight. > 7pm, free MARLBOROUGH BAR & THEATRE Q&A. Indie, electro, soul, punk, and the classics. > 5pm, free QUEEN’S ARMS Camp Attack + Karaoke.

Definitive handbag tunes. > 9pm, free R-BAR Tops & Bottoms. DJ Smiffy brings Girls On Top tunes to R-Bar. > 12pm–7am, free REVENGE Lollipop Gleeks Vs Peachy. Pop ’n’ dance mish mash just got gleekier > 10pm–4am,£5/free THE BASEMENT Celebration with Dolly Rocket.

Girly pop and handbag tracks. > 11pm–4am, free

SATURDAY 26 AMSTERDAM Boutique Lounge. > 9pm, free CHARLES STREET BAR Fierce. Cocktails, funky house and commercial tunes! > 9pm–3am, free LEGENDS Pre-Ignition. Ignition DJ sounds from

>highlight THANK FUNK IT’S FRIDAY VS KIT KAT CLUB A complete club mezze of world delights to set your weekend sizzling.

Thank Funk has served up the city's soundtrack for 17 years and is now back in residence in the seductive surroundings of Madame Geisha. Sean Quinn rustles up a unique blend of classic and upfont house, funk and soul classics shaken over a zeroattitude party crowd, while Kit Cabaret marinades cheeky Parisian chair dancers, feather fan divas and freakshow in the melodic beats of deck don Alex Outram. A platter that’s both tasty and cheap as chips.

Friday 25 June, Madame Geisha

7pm plus bar and terrace open all day. > 7pm, free MARLBOROUGH BAR AND THEATRE Cherry Pop. Cheesy upbeat classics! > 8pm, free QUEEN’S ARMS Cabaret: Lorna + Karaoke. > 12pm–12am R-BAR Kinky Classics. A pre-clubbing crowd get ready for Kinky Dangerous. > Bar open 12pm–7am, free REVENGE Kinky Dangerous. Four DJs, two floors of funky house, electro and pop equals 6.5 hours of frolics. > 10.30pm, £7/3 THE BASEMENT Ignition. With the funky house and chart remix sounds of DJ Peter Castle. > 11pm–4am, free THE PV AT THE JURYS OUT Gill’s 29th: Uniform Party. DJ Bad Drag gets the party started. > 12pm–2am, free THE ZONE Lady James. > 9.30pm

SUNDAY 27 AMSTERDAM Sunday Lunch + Connie's Karaoke. > 12pm–1am, free AUDIO Sunday Sundae. Free BBQ dining and the very funkiest in sexy alfresco fun! > 6pm, £4-2 CHARLES STREET BAR Showtime with Lady Imelda. Buckets of her trademark off the wall humour and belting show tunes. > 7.15pm, free DOCTOR BRIGHTONS Recovery Room + Electro Therapy. Funky and dirty electro house. > 8pm HONEY CLUB Afrodisiac. Erotic party excess with a vibrant mix of storming house dance floor fillers. > 11pm–3am, £3.50/2 LEGENDS Sunday Cabaret with Lizzie Drip & Chill Out Bar. > 3.15pm, free QUEEN’S ARMS Cabaret: Lola Lasagne + Betty’s Karaoke. > 12pm, free R-BAR Sublime Sundays + Barmy Bingo. Relaxing acoustic sessions at 5pm followed by Miss Jason's barmy Bingo! > 12pm-2am, free THE BASEMENT Restitution. Disco and pop remixes.> 11pm–4am, free

MONDAY 28 CHARLES STREET CLUB Studio 150. DJs Luke and Ali spin party tracks spanning four decades.

10pm–2am, £1.50 LEGENDS DWNN Monday Gangbang. A night filled with song, sketches and chat. 11am–5am, free QUEENS ARMS Tammy Twinkle’s Cabaret Karaoke Show. 8pm–1am, free THE BASEMENT Chic. Decades of delicious disco anthems. 11pm–4am, free

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Within 24 hours of The Freebutt announcing they are in danger of being closed by the Council, it was fortuitous that once again their programming policy came up trumps. The first few numbers set the scene for the evening with story-songs echoing the New York anti-folk bands but with a chirpy English twist. The playfulness of the prolific trio, along with the songs’ differing styles – a Billy Bragg/Chuck Berry hybrid, followed by a cowbell solo and a ballad – was infectious and of well-crafted quality. They switched instruments for the excellent ‘Sleepy Eye’ and delivering harmonies reminiscent of Difford and Tilbrook throughout. I’d have liked another hour.

The Freebutt, 17 June JJJJJ Steve Clements

This month’s special event launched Die Hard Mod, the latest offering from local publishing house Pulp Press, whose admirable manifesto is to get you to ‘switch off your TV and discover fiction like it used to be’. Author Charlie McQuaker was on hand to read extracts from his unashamedly old-fashioned and romantic novella with lashings of sex and violence thrown in for good measure. An exciting and inspiring evening, hinting at the wealth of burgeoning talent in this city. Next month’s event promises a selection of erotic fiction, but be warned – the last time they got saucy, they sold out.

Komedia Studio Bar, 13 June JJJJJ Andrew Allen

MICHAEL CLARK: COME, BEEN AND GONE Expectations for Michael Clark are always high but on this occasion the Enfant Terrible of contemporary dance was simply terrible.

Disappointing imagery, flat and unexciting lighting and predictable costumes did nothing to raise the game. If anything they lowered it, as they irritated and detracted from what was, at times, some very fine dancing. There was no doubting the calibre of the dance, it simply did not have a strong or cohesive vehicle to carry it. ‘Swamp’, in the first half, had the kind of contemporary dance score that grates, all the ubiquitous squeaks and farts and bumps. The main piece was danced to a soundtrack of Velvet Underground and Bowie and did, by the final section, manage to gather some momentum. But please, don’t insult us with a costume studded with hypodermics whilst playing ‘Heroin’ and please stop trying to shock us with fleeting pornographic images – it’s not big and it’s not clever.

Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 15 June JJJJJ Andrew Kay

BIG CHEER FOR AMAZE Isn't it great when a charity helps people so much they feel moved to give something back? Such were the origins of this fantastic gala night of comedy, and Baby Cow Productions’ involvement with local charity Amaze. Hosted by the endearingly funny rising comedy star Andi Oshi, the evening was made up of energetic and brilliant opener Seann Walsh, the compulsive deadpan class of Simon Evans, Steve Coogan with new material from Alan Partridge, comedy character Count Arthur Strong (with a Dracula highlight), and roundly headlined by the surreal wonder of Noel Fielding.

Feelgood in every way.

Dome Concert Hall, 17 June JJJJJ Victoria Nangle

SIMPLY RED Ok, so still having a soft spot for Simply Red definitely counts as a guilty pleasure. It might not be cool, but it was fun and saccharinely nostalgic to watch the ’80s and ’90s popsters in this beautiful outdoors setting. Some years ago, Mick Hucknall had an unappealing reputation. But he must have mellowed, as he was affable and modest as he worked his way enthusiastically through the Red's back catalogue. “We're still making music,” he assured his fans, but he knew what they really wanted were the hits, ending on ‘Something Got Me Started’ and ‘If You Don't Know Me By Now’. The angelic voice hasn’t changed, perhaps the attitude has; guilt or no guilt, this was a very pleasant evening.

Bedgebury Pinetum, 12 June JJJJJ Rachel Pegg

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aving seen two previous productions of Oscar Wilde’s least produced play, I was filled with excitement.

I first saw Lyndsey Kemp’s production at the Roundhouse in London – gently erotic and calmly violent. Later I saw Stephen Berkoff’s poetic production, filled with dark menace, at the much missed Gardner Arts Centre.

Here, Headlong and Curve delivered the darkest yet, a truly sinister rendering that chilled to the bone. The stage was raised and filled with black dust, the corner of which was swampy and puddled with water. In the centre a giant raised manhole marked the entrance to John The Baptist’s cell, a bunker surrounded by soldiers of different nations, jostling each other until, off stage, Salome appeared and held them mesmerized. Even before she appeared she was a powerful source.

Zawe Ashton played Salome as a brattish, spoiled slut, a playground bully desperate to exert her power and her sex. She taunted the soldiers mercilessly, demanding to meet the Baptist, and finally one broke, unable to resist the lure of even a promised glance. It was an interesting portrayal and one that took a

while to gel, but when it did it was a fine performance.

Jay Griffiths as her mother Herodias was hard, bitter and full of loathing. She stalked the stage, drank and berated Herod continuously. Herod was equally intoxicated, a stumbling, slurring creature, victim to all his vices and excesses. Con O’Neill was magnificent – lecherous one moment, violent the next – and of course, by the end of the play, a broken, shambolic mess. He managed to play the king as a sexual predator, in whose company neither man nor woman is safe. One minute he was pure machismo, the next a mincingly camp queen. No one was safe but least of all him.

Lokanaan (John The Baptist) was a mountain of a man, visually imposing in heavy chains, but beneath that his voice had a soft clarity and air of reason.

Wilde’s play is not an easy work to either watch or stage but this new production triumphs and eclipses those of Kemp and Berkoff in both a dramatic and stylistic sense. Powerfully designed, lit and staged, this is a theatrical coup that held the audience rapt and left in stunned silence.

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he Friends Provident Twenty20 competition is approaching its midway point with defending champions, the Sussex Sharks, making a strong defence of its title. At the time of writing, the Sharks have a 100 per cent record, with four of their matches played away from Hove. We now have the prospect of seven home matches in the next month, six at Hove and one in the beautiful surroundings of Arundel Castle on Sunday 11 July.

One strange feature of the Sussex line-up this season is the presence in the side of three wicket keepers, two of whom keep in Tests for their respective countries, the New Zealander Brendan McCullum and England’s Matt Prior. But it is Andrew Hodd who has possession of the gloves, a huge vote of confidence in his keeping abilities and his part in Sussex’s long term plans.

A highlight to date was an unbeaten 90 from 49 balls from Prior, recently left out of England's 13-man one-day international squad. He is showing the form in the short game that first brought him to the attention of the national selectors.

Twenty20 cricket will remain a fun form of cricket, lucrative for players and clubs alike. But it should never replace the true test of a player – that of Test cricket. I am sure that McCullum and Prior will want to be remembered for what they did in the Test arena more that what they did in Twenty20 cricket.

There has just been one Andrew Hodd downside of Sussex’s Twenty20 season so far – the decision of the Club’s administrators to have semiclad ‘Cowgirls’ dancing at the match against Somerset. Does the Club really think more women are going to be attracted to watch our great team by this? I know of several women who are now less inclined to come to watch Sussex because of this.

One wrote to me: “It was especially offensive at the recent Sussex v Somerset 20/20 where at least three “One downside of females were dressed in Sussex shirts with skimpy the season so far – pants (presumably posing as shorts) which were cut the decision to have away to expose the lower half of their buttocks. This semi-clad ‘Cowgirls’ seems out of step with Sussex’s much vaunted dancing at the match” ‘family’ atmosphere, with family being highlighted as a Club ethic and key to the retention of players. It also seemed particularly inappropriate at this game since ‘kids for a quid’ had been relentlessly advertised in all local media”. From a cricketing point of view, and as a supporter of all forms of the game, I wonder whether the women’s game in Sussex is being taken seriously when, on one of the biggest stages for Sussex, women are objectified in this way.

here have been numerous biopics, biographies and articles about the late great John Lennon. Many hail him as a genius, some as a nightmare and a few as a madman. Paul was the saint, John the sinner – or vice versa, depending upon which Beatles myths you subscribe to.

What I want to know is, why can’t he be both?

No one is truly all one thing.

Unless you live in 100 Acre Wood and your best friend is called Christopher Robin. And even those characters got to explain some pretty complex philosophical ideas.

John Lennon’s got more demons than Hellraiser in BBC4’s Naked Lennon, but that doesn’t make him one himself. The picture painted in this interpretation of the ‘real’ John is of a man disassociated from society, alienated by his fame and with some serious daddy issues – both towards his father and himself, in relation to his son Julian.

To be fair, with Christopher Ecclestone playing the bespectacled lead it was never going to be straightforward. Chris is older than John was when he died, but he’s an excellent actor so I wouldn’t begrudge him that.

However, he’s not a particularly forgiving actor, and as such his portrayal of John is not the sympathetic misunderstood genius many fans may be wanting. He’s naked, but it’s not his nudity that’s the most aggressive stance. It’s the fact that he’s being a dick.

Here’s the issue. It’s not that there’s a darker side, that he rows with Saint Paul, or that he leaves his wife and son in a haze of abstract thought. It’s that that’s all he does.

Or most of it. Yes, it has been widely reported that John Lennon was ‘difficult’ at times. But it was also said that he was incredibly charming, which was how he got away with such behaviour.

None of that is evident. Where’s the balance? It’s clearly shown how John and Yoko became so entranced with each other – they were each

“John and Yoko aren’t in any way likeable. Where’s the charm? The kiss before the smack?” other’s aspirational superstars.

Never mind thinking outside the box – turn the box into a lemon, whack some wheels on it and then drive to the park. Surreal was too earthy a word for what this pair did together. Here they’re interesting and well portrayed but still not in any way likeable. Where’s the charm? The kiss before the smack?

Perhaps it’s my own myth of John Lennon that’s not being shown here, or at least only half of it. After an hour and a half he still feels just as elusive. But, despite myself, even more interesting.

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tuesday 22 The Graham Norton Show BBCl, 11.25pm That wee scamp and his dazzling array of gitterati are chatting on the sofas again. Guests include Ab Fab actress and campaigner Joanna Lumley, Frasier’s David Hyde Pierce and Australia’s hottest comedy duo, Hamish & Andy. Fyfe Dangerfield performs ‘She’s Always A Woman’. Wow, that’s a lot for one show.

Wild Night In BBC2, 11.20pm From London Zoo, the Springwatch team present a fundraising extravaganza in aid of the BBC Wildlife Fund. With contributions from David Attenborough, including reports from around the globe where the fund has provided money for a series of important programmes to help iconic animals. Dig deep.

The Vampire Diaries ITV2, 9pm Isobel arrives in town and intimidates a shocked Alaric into arranging a meeting with Elena.

Elena is horrified when she finally comes face to face with her birth mother, especially when Isobel tells her that she will stop at nothing to find the mysterious invention John Gilbert has been looking for. Clash of the gnashers.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Crimewatch Roadshow 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Cowboy Trap 11.45 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Wimbledon 2010

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 MOTD Live: Greece V Argentina Gary Lineker introduces live coverage of the final group B clash between Argentina and Greece.

Argentina are blessed with an array of attacking options, most notably the current Fifa World Player of the Year Lionel Messi. Manager Diego Maradona inspired Argentina to victory at the 1986 World Cup finals as a player; can he repeat the trick as coach? Greece defied expectations to win Euro 2004 but their only previous World Cup experience ended in three defeats at USA ‘94.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Imagine: Art Is Child’s Play Alan Yentob considers the influence of play with some of Britain’s leading artists, including Tracey Emin, Grayson Perry, Marc Quinn, Gavin Turk and David Bailey, who offer fascinating insights into the transformative power of their early creative experiences. Potato prints?

11.25 The Graham Norton Show See highlights 12.10am Weatherview Detailed weather forecast. 12.15 Sign Zone: See Hear 12.45 Sign Zone: Halcyon River Diaries 1.45 Sign Zone: Raymond Blanc’s Kitchen Secrets 2.15 Sign Zone: Food Fighters 3.00 BBC News

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6.00am Fimbles 6.20 Me Too! 6.40 Wibbly Pig 7.00 Pinky And Perky 7.15 League Of Super Evil 7.25 Newsround 7.30 Raven 8.00 Ed And Oucho’s Excellent Inventions 8.30 Timmy Time 8.40 Chuggington 8.50 Bob The Builder: Ready, Steady, Build! 9.00 Tinga Tinga Tales 9.15 Postman Pat 9.30 Guess With Jess 9.45 Show Me Show Me 10.10 Waybuloo 10.30 Yesterday At Wimbledon 11.30 The Daily Politics 12.00pm Wimbledon 2010 3.00 The Budget 2010 5.15 Wimbledon 2010 8.00 Today At Wimbledon Serena Williams sets out to defend her title.

9.00 Tribal Wives Six British women swap their everyday lives for life as tribal wives with some of the most remote communities on earth. Becky Camilleri from London travels to Kitava, off the east coast of Papua New Guinea. Successful, talented and beautiful but unlucky in love and deeply distrustful, Becky struggles with life as a Kitavan woman and the edicts laid down by her strict tribal ‘father’, but her island relationships cast light on those back home and throw up surprising revelations about her past.

10.00 MOTD 2010 FIFA World Cup All the best action and reaction to the final matches in Group A and Group B. In Group A, France face a tricky game against hosts South Africa in Bloemfontein, while Latin rivals Mexico and Uruguay meet in Rustenburg. In Group B, Diego Maradona’s Argentina face Greece and Nigeria play South Korea.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis.

11.20 Wild Night In See highlights 1.20am BBC News BBC Two

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6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 2.30 World Cup Live: France V South Africa Or Mexico V Uruguay 5.00 The Chase

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Natasha is shocked to receive flowers from an unexpected admirer. Paddy is slightly thrown to find out that Jackson stayed over.

8.00 Piers Morgan On Marbella Piers Morgan sets out to discover the real Marbella – but does he find it to be the poor man’s St Tropez or a place in the sun for multi-millionaires? Piers cuts throught the bull as usual.

9.00 The Bill: Intervention The team investigate when an abandoned car is found with traces of blood nearby. The car belongs to wealthy businessman Ajay Kapur, but his family claim that he flew to India earlier that day, and he’s nowhere to be found.

10.00 ITV News At Ten & Weather 10.35 World Cup Highlights The latest from the England camp as the Three Lions prepare for their final group stage game against Slovenia.

Presented by Matt Smith.

11.35 October Road Nick tries to get his family in his Christmas spirit, Owen attempts to make peace with Alison.

12.30am The Zone ITV1’s new place to shop 2.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

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6.15am The Hoobs 6.40 Big Brother’s Little Brother 7.05 Big Brother 8.15 Frasier 8.45 The 5 O’Clock Show With Lenny Henry 9.45 Deal Or No Deal 10.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 11.00 Friends 11.30 Friends 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Coach Trip 12.30 Come Dine With Me 1.00 Come Dine With Me 1.30 Come Dine With Me 1.55 Come Dine With Me 2.25 Come Dine With Me 2.55 Cook Yourself Thin 3.25 Countdown 4.10 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 The 5 O’Clock Show With Lenny Henry 6.00 The Simpsons Homer traces his long-lost half-brother and proceeds to reduce him from riches to rags by trying to help his car business.

6.30 Hollyoaks Tony pays Gabby a visit in hospital and she asks him to do her one last favour. Newt’s mother Shelley has a surprise for him. A change of name by Deed Poll?

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Gok’s Fashion Fix Gok meets Donna Allsop and gives her a dramatic transformation which leaves her family and friends speechless.

Brix Smith-Start looks at some serious bling from Boodles the Bond Street diamond jeweller. Kerching.

9.00 Inside Nature’s Giants Science series uncovering the secrets of some of the animal kingdom’s most extraordinary species.

10.00 Big Brother Highlights.

11.10 The Good Wife Alicia and David represent the wife of a rock star who wants to divorce her famous husband but things take a dramatic turn when the rock star husband has a motorbike accident and ends up in a coma. Alicia and Cary find out who has got the junior associate job.

12.05am The Poker Lounge Poker.

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6.25 Live From Studio Five Magazine show.

7.30 Family Food Fight With Flora Chefs Jean-Christophe Novelli and Matt Tebbutt help families improve their cooking skills.

8.00 Build A New Life In The Country Property and lifestyle series with Charlie Luxton. Charlie advises Mark and Patsy as they attempt to build their dream home in Shropshire.

9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation The CSI team investigates after a woman is found dead on the stairs in her suburban home. Death by Dyson?

10.00 CSI: Miami When a family is attacked by someone using grenades, Horatio and his team are sent in to investigate.

11.00 CSI: NY An eccentric billionaire is found dead in his bedroom and when Danny begins to process the scene he inadvertently trips a ‘panic’ button, sealing himself in with the victim. Wally.

12.00am Cricket On Five Highlights.

12.55 SuperCasino Live 4.05 Wildlife SOS x2 4.55 County Secrets 5.10 The New Tomorrow 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 World Cup Report 7.30 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 World Cup Report 8.30 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Football’s Greatest 9.30 Rugby Union: Junior World Championships 11.30 Football’s Greatest 12.00pm Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20 2.00 Live International Cricket 10.30 School Of Hard Knocks 11.00 Golf: Amateur Golf Championship 12.00am Football’s Greatest 12.30 International Cricket 2.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 3.30 Football’s Greatest 4.00 International Cricket

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Ocean Ride 7.00 WWE Afterburn 8.00 Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20 10.00 NASCAR 11.00 Boots ’n’ All - The Tries 12.00pm PGA Tour Classic 1.00 NASCAR 2.00 Boots ’n’ All - The Tries 3.00 Rugby Union: Junior World Championships 5.00 European Volleyball League 7.00 Football Asia 7.30 LIVE Greyhound Racing 10.00 World Cup Report 10.30 Football’s Greatest 11.00 Red Bull Air Race 12.00am Golfing World 1.00 Ladies European Tour Golf 2.00 European Seniors Tour Golf 3.00 Golf: Amateur Golf Championship 4.00 European Tour Golf 5.00 Close

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7.00pm MOTD Live: Nigeria v South Korea 9.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 10.00 Mongrels 10.30 Special 1 TV 10.35 Family Guy 10.55 Family Guy 11.20 Bizarre ER 11.50 Who Is Nelson Mandela?

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7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Only Connect 8.00 Indian Hill Railways 9.00 Biology Of Dads 10.00 Flight Of The Conchords 10.25 Till Death Us Do Part 11.00 The Cinema Show 12.00am A Century Of Fatherhood 1.00 Biology Of Dads 2.00 Indian Hill Railways 3.00 The Cinema Show

4.40 The Ricki Lake Show 5.30 Judge Judy (x3) 7.00 All Star Mr & Mrs Christmas Special 8.00 Peter Andre: The Next Chapter 9.00 The Vampire Diaries See highlights 10.00 FILM: Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels (1998) 12.15am FILM: Leaving Las Vegas (1995) 2.15 Emmerdale

11.35am Heartbeat 12.40pm FILM: Columbo: Ransom For A Dead Man (1971) 2.40 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 4.55 Goodnight Sweetheart 5.35 Heartbeat 6.45 On The Buses (x2) 7.50 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 Wycliffe 10.00 Wire In The Blood 12.00am Agatha Christie’s Poirot

2.35pm Hollyoaks 3.05 Gilmore Girls 4.00 Samantha Who? 4.25 Friends (x3) 6.00 Big Brother’s Little Brother 6.30 My Name Is Earl 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends (x3) 9.00 Smallville 10.00 The Ricky Gervais Show 10.30 The Cleveland Show 11.00 King Of The Hill (x2) 12.00am Big Brother: Live

5.30pm Relocation, Relocation 6.35 Deal Or No Deal 7.25 Grand Designs 8.30 The Daily Show With Jon Stewart 9.00 Come Dine With Me: WAGS Special 10.00 True Stories: Best Undressed 11.20 Tears, Tiaras And Transsexuals 1.10am Come Dine With Me: WAGS Special 2.15 True Stories

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wednesday 23 Desperate Housewives Channel 4, 10pm Angie comes face to face with her ex, Patrick (John flippin’ Barrowman) Logan who has spent years on the run.

Meanwhile, Gabrielle and Susan plot against their husbands, Lynette encounters Eddie’s dark side, and Bree has an unexpected encounter with someone who knows Sam well.

What Makes A Great Soprano?

BBC2, 11.20pm Dame Kiri Te Kanawa takes a personal journey exploring the physical and artistic demands of being an international soprano in the 21st century. With fellow sopranos including Diana Damrau and Anna Netrebko, she explains the qualities that separate the great from the good. Helium?

Biology Of Dads BBC4, 10.55pm Child psychologist Laverne Antrobus goes on a quest to discover why dads are so important. Through a series of extraordinary experiments, she discovers how radical changes in a man’s hormones during his partner’s pregnancy actually serve to boost his nurturing instincts. Who’s the daddy!

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Crimewatch Roadshow 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Cowboy Trap 11.45 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Wimbledon 2010 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Wimbledon 2010 2.15 MOTD Live: Slovenia v England 5.30 Wimbledon 2010

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 EastEnders When a frantic Stacey goes into labour, the only person she doesn’t want to see is the one person who ends up being there for her.

Always the way on Planet Soap.

8.00 The Inspector Lynley Mysteries Old wounds are reopened when Lynley investigates the disturbing death of his godson more than a decade after the boy’s disappearance.

9.30 Outnumbered Partly-improvised sitcom.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The National Lottery Draws Get yer tickets out.

10.45 Children’s Emergency Series following the life-saving work of the medics of a mobile intensive care service for children.

11.15 MOTD: 2010 FIFA World Cup Highlights of the day.

12.15am Inside Sport: The Last Taboo Mark Chapman examines the controversial topic of homosexuality in sport.

12.45 Weatherview 12.50 Sign Zone: DIY SOS 1.20 Sign Zone: Mary, Queen Of Shops 2.20 Sign Zone: The Delicious Miss Dahl 2.50 Sign Zone: Food Fighters 3.35 BBC News

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6.00am Fimbles 6.20 Me Too! 6.40 Wibbly Pig 6.55 Pingu 7.00 Pinky And Perky 7.10 Angus And Cheryl 7.15 League Of Super Evil 7.25 Newsround 7.30 Raven 8.00 Ed And Oucho’s Excellent Inventions 8.30 Timmy Time 8.40 Chuggington 8.50 Bob The Builder: Ready, Steady, Build! 9.00 Tinga Tinga Tales 9.15 Postman Pat 9.30 Guess With Jess 9.45 Show Me Show Me 10.10 Waybuloo 10.30 Yesterday At Wimbledon 11.30 The Daily Politics 1.00pm Wimbledon 2010 8.00 Today At Wimbledon Highlights from the major matches.

9.00 Tribal Wives Jackie Davis from Bristol spends some time with the Karen, Thailand’s largest hill tribe. Jackie is divorced, with two young children, and grappling with life as a single parent. She knows that things need to change but can’t figure out how. As she settles into life in an all female household with four generations of Karen women, Jackie learns some simple but powerful lessons.

10.00 QI Alan Davies, Jimmy Carr, Phill Jupitus and Johnny Vegas tackle the subject of eating.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis.

11.20 What Makes A Great Soprano? See highlights 12.20am The Royal Academy Summer Exhibition 2010: A Culture Show Special Andrew Graham-Dixon presents a Culture Show special from the Royal Academy’s Summer Exhibition, the biggest open-submission exhibition in the world, now in its 242nd year. He goes behind the scenes of the selection process and picks out four artists he hopes will make it into the show. Tom Dyckhoff explores the architecture room, curated by star architect David Chipperfield.

1.20 BBC News

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6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 The Chase

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News & Weather 7.00 World Cup Live: Ghana V Germany Or Australia V Serbia It’s decision day in Group D as the race for a place in the knockout stages reaches its climax. They were the only African side to get out of the group stages in 2006, so how will the Black Stars of Ghana fare this time?

In their way are Germany, who came into the tournament fully expecting to reach the latter stages.

9.30 James Corden’s World Cup Live After every ITV1 night match, James will be joined by Abbey Clancy, celebrity guests, a football hero, a studio full of fans, his friends and family and his very own human World Cup wall chart. The show also features exclusive interviews and regular updates about what is really going on in the England players’ camp.

10.00 ITV News At Ten & Weather 10.35 World Cup Highlights Highlights 11.35 Spain: Paradise Lost Second of two programmes charting the lives of some of the more than one million Brits who live in Spain.

12.30am The Zone Visit www.itv.com/thezone.

2.30 FILM: The Amityville Horror (1979) 4.30 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

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6.15am The Hoobs 6.40 Big Brother’s Little Brother 7.05 Big Brother 8.15 Frasier 8.45 The 5 O’Clock Show With Lenny Henry 9.45 Deal Or No Deal 10.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 11.00 Friends 11.30 Friends 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Coach Trip 12.30 Come Dine With Me 1.00 Come Dine With Me 1.30 Come Dine With Me 2.00 Come Dine With Me 2.25 Come Dine With Me 2.55 Cook Yourself Thin 3.25 Countdown 4.10 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 The 5 O’Clock Show 6.00 The Simpsons Santa’s Little Helper’s destructive habits have Homer at the end of his tether, so Bart must try training his pooch.

6.30 Hollyoaks Darren makes another play for Suzanne. Newt and Rae are shattered from looking after baby Jensen all night. Tony grows ever closer to Gabby and ignores a message from Cindy. Back at Gnosh, Dom challenges Cindy in front of the customers. To what, thumb wars?

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Come Dine With Me: WAGS Special The cookery-based reality show visits the glitzy world of the WAG. Going for the charity prize are Chantelle Tagoe, Jude Cisse, Jessica Lawlor and Nicola T. Their homes feature one of the UK’s largest private fish tanks, a gigantic games room and a jacuzzi.

9.00 Big Brother Highlights.

10.00 Desperate Housewives See highlights.

11.00 The Big Bang Theory Comedy about a group of brainy but socially clueless scientists.

11.30 My Name Is Earl US comedy series x2.

12.30 MUSIC ON 4: The Album Chart Show 12.45 MUSIC ON 4: 4Play: Deftones 1.00 Big Brother: Live 5.15 Life Class: Today’s Nude 5.40 Countdown

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6.00am - 8.20 Children’s television 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Thomas & Friends 8.40 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.50 The WotWots 9.00 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 9.05 Castle Farm 9.15 The Wright Stuff 10.45 Trisha Goddard 11.45 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.40pm Five News 12.45 Extreme Fishing With Robson Green 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.50 I Own Britain’s Best Home: Flying Visit 3.05 FILM: Always And Forever (2009) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Penn charms Nicole into skipping school to have breakfast with him. At Tiffanys?

6.25 Live From Studio Five Magazine show hosted.

7.30 Daring Raids Of World War II Documentary telling the story of a brave commando raid to destroy the docks at St Nazaire, France – the only dry dock outside Germany that was able to harbour the Reich’s mighty battleship, the Tirpitz.

8.00 Mary Magdalene – Saint Or Sinner? This film examines the scant details of her life and questions the theory that she was deliberately sidelined by the Christian Church in order to protect the male hierarchy.

9.00 NCIS US drama about the navy’s dedicated federal agency.

10.00 K-Ville Officers Marlin Boulet and Trevor Cobb investigate a series of shootings at charity fundraising events.

10.55 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation The sale of a house turns into a murder inquiry when the wealthy owners are discovered dead in the swimming pool. Diving for a brick while wearing jammies, eh?

11.55 PartyPoker.com: The Big Game IV World-class poker action.

12.55am SuperCasino Visit www.SuperCasino.com.

4.05 Wildlife SOS x2 4.55 County Secrets 5.10 The New Tomorrow 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 World Cup Report 7.30 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 World Cup Report 8.30 Live International Rugby Union 11.00 Red Bull Air Race 12.00pm Football’s Greatest 12.30 International Cricket 2.30 International Rugby Union 3.30 International Cricket 5.30 Live Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20 9.00 International Rugby Union 10.00 World Cup Report 10.30 You’re On Sky Sports 12.00am FIFA Futbol Mundial 12.30 Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20 2.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 3.30 You’re On Sky Sports 5.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics 6.30 Ocean Ride 7.00 WWE 8.00 European Seniors Tour Golf 9.00 Football’s Greatest 9.30 Poker 10.30 Football’s Greatest 11.00 National Sevens Rugby 12.30pm Football Asia 1.00 European Seniors Tour Golf 2.00 European Tour Golf 3.00 PGA EuroPro Tour Golf 5.00 Total Rugby 5.30 Football’s Greatest 6.00 Boots ‘n’ All 7.00 LIVE Winning Post 9.00 Motocross 10.00 Cage Fighting 11.30 International Rugby Union 12.30am British Motocross Championship 1.30 Cage Fighting 3.00 Boots ‘n’ All 4.00 Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Red Bull Air Race 7.00 European Tour Golf 8.00 International Cricket 10.00 Ladies European Tour Golf 11.00 Aerobics 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Golf: Amateur Golf Championship 1.00 World Cup Of Pool 2.00 Ocean Ride 2.30 Mountainbike World 3.00 Sports Unlimited 4.00 WWE 7.00 International Rugby Union 8.00 Boots ‘n’ All 9.00 WWE: Fatal Four Way 12.00am Inside The PGA Tour 12.30 European Tour Weekly 1.00 Golf 2.00 PGA EuroPro Tour Golf 4.00 British Motocross Championship 5.00 Golf Melina Greenfield

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2.00pm Project Runway 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 Futurama 5.30 A League Of Their Own 6.00 Oops TV 6.30 The Simpsons (x2) 7.30 Futurama 8.00 Fat Families: Second Helpings 9.00 FILM: Gone In 60 Seconds (2000) 11.15 A League Of Their Own 11.45 Border Invasion USA 12.45am The Real World: Key West (x2)

7.00pm The World’s Strictest Parents 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Peckham Finishing School For Girls 10.00 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 Mongrels 12.15am Special 1 TV 12.20 MOTD: England v Slovenia 2.00 Peckham Finishing School 3.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 4.00 The World’s Strictest Parents

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Only Connect 8.00 Indian Hill Railways 9.00 TOTP 2 John Lennon Special 9.30 Lennon Naked 10.55 Biology Of Dads See highlights 11.55 Steptoe And Son 12.25am Indian Hill Railways 1.25 A Century Of Fatherhood 2.25 Lennon Naked 3.50 TOTP 2 John Lennon Special

12.00pm Emmerdale 1.00 Planet’s Funniest Animals 1.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.40 Loose Women 4.40 The Ricki Lake Show 5.30 Judge Judy (x3) 6.55 FILM: Kindergarten Cop (1990) 9.00 FILM: The Bodyguard (1992) 11.40 FILM: Constantine (2005) 1.50am Cops With Cameras

10.00am Agatha Christie’s Poirot 12.10pm Heartbeat 1.20 Columbo: Uneasy Lies The Crown 3.25 FILM: The Reality Of Love (2003) 5.05 Goodnight Sweetheart 5.45 Heartbeat 7.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 9.00 Lewis 11.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 12.05am Numb3rs 1.00 Life 1.45 The Grand 2.35 On The Buses

12.10pm Big Brother 1.20 Big Brother: Live 2.35 Hollyoaks 3.05 Gilmore Girls 4.00 Samantha Who? 4.25 Friends (x3) 6.00 Big Brother’s Little Brother 6.30 My Name Is Earl 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends (x3) 9.00 FILM: Dogma (1999) 11.30 You Have Been Watching 12.20am Big Brother: Live

2.50pm Come Dine With Me 3.20 Location, Location, Location 4.25 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.30 Relocation, Relocation 6.35 Deal Or No Deal 7.25 Grand Designs 8.30 The Daily Show 9.00 Time Team 10.00 Commando 11.05 The Real Dad’s Army 12.10am The Good Wife 1.10 Time Team

11.00am Forty Guns (1957) 12.35pm The Million Pound Note (1954) 2.20 The Left Hand Of God (1955) 4.05 Flight Of The Phoenix (1966) 6.45 Ever After (1998) 9.00 Stakeout (1987) 11.15 The Savages (2007) 1.25am Through A Glass, Darkly (1962) 3.15 Close

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thursday 24 Taggart ITV1, 9pm In a former mining community, preparations to build a museum on the site of a mine which was shut down are interrupted when, inside the shaft, two skeletons are discovered – a man and a woman who have been dead for a quarter of a century. What happened to the pair? Hmm, still got a lot to answer for Maggie.

Kerry And Me Channel 4, 10pm The troubled ex-Kitten strikes again, this time with the help of documentary maker Lynn Alleway. Uncover the stories behind the headlines and paparazzi pictures to provide a candid look at Katona’s pursuit of fame, against a turbulent backdrop of the breakdown of her second marriage. Urgh.

Lennon Naked BBC4, 10pm Christopher Eccleston is John Lennon in a drama which charts his transition from Beatle John to enduring and enigmatic icon.

Writer Robert Jones articulates the burden of genius, as well as issues of fatherhood and fame, covering a period of wildly fluctuating fortunes for Lennon from 1967-71. Far out man.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Crimewatch Roadshow 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Cowboy Trap 11.45 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Wimbledon 2010

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 MOTD Live: Cameroon V Netherlands Gary Lineker in Cape Town introduces coverage of the Group E encounter between the much-fancied Netherlands and Cameroon. Cameroon’s best run in the competition came in 1990, when they reached the last eight and led 2–1 against England before Lineker scored twice from the penalty spot to deny them a place in the semi-finals.

The Dutch are hoping to emulate their class of 1974, who became world champions and are still remembered for their fabulous brand of ‘total football’.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Question Time David Dimbleby is in Southport with the topical debate show in which members of the audience have a chance to put questions of the day to guests from the world of politics.

11.35 This Week A political review presented by Andrew Neil, Michael Portillo and Diane Abbott.

12.20am Holiday Weatherview Detailed weather forecast.

12.25 Sign Zone: Panorama: What’s Up With The Weather? 12.55 Sign Zone: Countryfile 1.55 Sign Zone: Cracking Antiques 2.25 Sign Zone: Food Fighters 3.10 Sign Zone: Food Fighters 3.55 BBC News

BBC2

6.00am - 8.50 Children’s television 8.50 Bob The Builder: Ready, Steady, Build! 9.00 Tinga Tinga Tales 9.15 Postman Pat 9.30 Guess With Jess 9.45 Show Me Show Me 10.10 Waybuloo 10.30 Animal Park 11.00 Lifeline 11.10 Wimbledon 2010 3.25pm League Of Super Evil 3.35 League Of Super Evil 3.50 OOglies 4.00 Safari 8 4.30 Deadly 60 5.00 Newsround: World Cup Special 5.10 Gimme A Break 5.35 The Owl 5.40 Shaun The Sheep 5.50 Wimbledon 2010 8.00 Today At Wimbledon John Inverdale and guests look back at the day’s action.

9.00 Gareth Malone Goes To Glyndebourne In the second programme, Gareth has his chorus of 50 teens. To prepare them for their time at Glyndebourne, Gareth takes his chorus to the Royal Opera House to see Puccini’s La Boheme.

10.00 Mock The Week Dara O Briain and regulars Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard and Andy Parsons dissect another week with guests Jack Whitehall, Nik Rabinowitz and Jarred Christmas.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis.

11.20 MOTD 2010 FIFA World Cup Four teams can look forward to the Round of Sixteen, while for the others it is the end of the road.

11.50 The Culture Show The Culture Show re-evaluates Michael Jackson’s impact on modern music.

Musicians, producers and contemporaries assess Michael Jackson’s position within AfricanAmerican culture, his mainstream appeal and his massive contribution to pop music. With contributions from Smokey Robinson, Jermaine Jackson, Martha Reeves and record producer and DJ Questlove.

12.50am BBC News

ITV1

6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 2.30 World Cup Live: Slovakia v Italy Or Paraguay v New Zealand 5.00 The Chase

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Natasha is desperate to put an end to Maisie’s suspicions. Diane comes to a big decision about her future. Eve makes an impression when she starts work for the Kings. Three Kings?

7.30 William And Harry – The Brother Princes: Tonight Julie Etchingham has exclusive access to Princes William and Harry on their joint charity tour of South Africa.

8.00 Emmerdale Cain is curious about Nathan’s actions. Rhona takes matters into her own hands with Marlon.

8.30 Coronation Street Graeme is still stunned after the events of last night. Deirdre is intrigued by Lewis the gigolo. Will Michelle be able to control her feelings for Ciaran?

9.00 Taggart See highlights 10.00 ITV News At Ten & Weather 10.35 World Cup Highlights Matt Smith presents highlights of all the day’s action in South Africa.

11.35 Isle Of Wight Festival Highlights With music from Jay-Z, The Strokes, Florence and the Machine, Pink and Sir Paul McCartney amongst others.

12.35am The Zone Visit www.itv.com/thezone 2.35 British Touring Car Championship Highlights 3.55 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

Channel 4

6.25am The Hoobs 6.50 Big Brother’s Little Brother 7.20 Big Brother 8.15 Frasier 8.45 The 5 O’Clock Show 9.45 Deal Or No Deal 10.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 11.00 Friends 11.30 Friends 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Coach Trip 12.30 Come Dine With Me 1.00 Come Dine With Me 1.30 Come Dine With Me 1.55 Come Dine With Me 2.25 Come Dine With Me 2.55 Cook Yourself Thin 3.25 Countdown 4.10 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 The 5 O’Clock Show 6.00 The Simpsons Grampa Simpson inherits his girlfriend’s fortune. She appears as an angel and suggests he helps the needy, but Grampa decides his need is greater.

6.30 Hollyoaks Newt tries to stop Frankie calling Social Services. He doesn’t want Jensen to suffer the same horrible childhood as he did, and plans to move to Scotland with the baby, with or without Rae. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Location, Location, Location Phil Spencer and Kirstie Allsopp host the property advice series.

9.00 Big Brother Catch up on all the latest goings-on in the house.

10.00 Kerry And Me See highlights 11.05 Skins Drama series following the chaotic lives of a group of Bristol teenagers. Cook is up on a charge of GBH but insists on pleading not guilty. Released on bail he starts to see that he has to take responsibility for his actions. Naughty li’l tyke.

12.10am Dirty Sexy Money Drama about a wealthy family of New York socialites. During Letitia’s murder trial, Nick uncovers Nola’s nasty secret. Tripp tries to influence Patrick’s choice when he is selecting his chief of staff.

1.05 Big Brother: Live All the latest housemate action broadcast live and direct from the Big Brother house.

4.45 Dispatches: How To Save 100 Billion 5.40 Countdown

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6.00am - 8.20 Children’s television 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Thomas & Friends 8.40 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.50 The WotWots 9.00 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 9.05 Castle Farm 9.15 The Wright Stuff 10.45 Trisha Goddard 11.45 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.40pm Five News 12.45 Extreme Fishing With Robson Green 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.50 The Family Recipe 3.00 FILM: Charms For The Easy Life (2002) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 World Cup Report 7.30 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 World Cup Report 9.00 Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20 11.00 Total Rugby 11.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 12.00pm Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20 2.00 LIVE International Cricket 10.30 IAAF Athletix Weekly 11.00 Time Of Our Lives 12.00am Football’s Greatest 12.30 Barclays Premier League World 1.00 International Cricket 3.00 Football’s Greatest 3.30 Barclays Premier League World 4.00 International Cricket

6.00 Home And Away Marilyn has a cunning plan for reviving the fortunes of Alf’s ailing bait shop.

But will Alf take it?

6.25 Live From Studio Five Magazine show.

7.30 Fifth Gear Jason puts two exclusive executive saloons to the test, and Tiff takes a trip in the world’s most beautiful car.

Meanwhile, Tiff and Jonny tackle the gruelling Ilkley Trial, and Vicki checks out the legendary Rolls Royce Phantom’s baby brother. Cooool.

8.00 Britain’s Greatest Machines With Chris Barrie Chris revisits the 1820s – one of the greatest decades for technological innovation in history, and the dawn of the passenger railways. Chris heads down a mine to find out more about rail’s beginnings, and takes a trip on the world’s first high-pressure steam engine, the Trevithick Puffing Devil.

9.00 FILM: Before You Go (2002) Starring Julie Walters, Tom Wilkinson, John Hannah, Joanne Whalley and Victoria Hamilton.

11.00 Forensic Files Drama 11.30 Cricket On Five Highlights of the second one-day international between England and Australia.

12.30am SuperCasino Visit www.SuperCasino.com.

4.05 Wildlife SOS x2. 4.55 County Secrets 5.10 The New Tomorrow 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Ocean Ride 7.00 You’re On Sky Sports 8.30 Powerboating 9.00 Boots ’n’ All 10.00 British Motocross Championship 11.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Watersports World 1.00 Total Rugby 1.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 2.00 Boots ’n’ All 3.00 Watersports World 4.00 Boots ’n’ All 5.00 Trans World Sport 6.00 ATP Tour Uncovered 6.30 Barclays Premier League World 7.00 NRL Fulltime 7.30 LIVE Championship Rugby League 9.30 Super League Supermen 10.00 World Cup Report 10.30 Football’s Greatest 11.00 Race World 12.00am NRL Fulltime 12.30 Championship Rugby League 2.30 Race World 3.30 Close

Sky Sports 3 7.00am British Motocross Championship 8.00 Golf 9.00 Golf 10.00 European Tour Weekly 10.30 LIVE Euro Tour Golf 12.30pm Inside The PGA Tour 1.00 British Motocross Championship 2.00 Ocean Ride 2.30 F1 Powerboats - Season Preview 3.00 Total Rugby 3.30 LIVE Euro Tour Golf 5.30 LIVE LPGA Golf 8.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 European Seniors Tour Golf 12.00am Euro Tour Golf 1.30 Golfing World 2.30 PGA Tour Golf 5.30 Close

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5.00pm Futurama 5.30 A League Of Their Own 6.00 Oops TV 6.30 The Simpsons (x2) 7.30 Futurama 8.00 Pineapple Dance Studios 9.00 A League Of Their Own 9.30 Modern Family 10.00 Lie To Me 11.00 A League Of Their Own 11.30 Border Invasion USA 12.30am NCIS: LA

7.00pm MOTD Live: Denmark v Japan 9.30 The Real Hustle Around The World 10.30 Lee Nelson’s Well Good Show 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 Peckham Finishing School For Girls 12.45am The Real Hustle Around The World 1.40 MOTD: Italy v Slovakia 3.20 Lee Nelson’s Well Good Show

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Only Connect 8.00 Indian Hill Railways 9.00 Parallel Worlds, Parallel Lives 10.00 Lennon Naked See highlights 11.25 Wallander 12.55am Sync Or Swim: Storyville 1.55 Rude Britannia 2.55 Indian Hill Railways 3.55 Parallel Worlds, Parallel Lives 5.30 Close

3.40pm Loose Women 4.40 The Ricki Lake Show 5.30 Judge Judy (x3) 7.00 All Star Mr & Mrs 8.00 America’s Got Talent 9.00 Peter Andre: The Next Chapter 10.00 America’s Got Talent 11.00 Coronation Street 11.30 FILM: Waterworld (1995) 2.00am Emmerdale (x2) 2.50 Teleshopping

2.40pm Agatha Christie’s Poirot 4.55 Goodnight Sweetheart 5.35 Heartbeat 6.45 On The Buses (x2) 7.50 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 Wycliffe 10.00 Wycliffe 11.05 Monsignor Renard 12.45am Agatha Christie’s Poirot 2.40 Film File 2.50 Drama Trails 3.00 Teleshopping

4.00pm Samantha Who? 4.25 Friends (x3) 6.00 Big Brother’s Little Brother 6.30 My Name Is Earl 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends (x3) 9.00 The Big Bang Theory 9.30 How I Met Your Mother 10.00 Accidentally On Purpose 10.30 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 11.20 Rude Tube 11.50 Big Brother: Live

4.25pm A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.30 Relocation, Relocation 6.35 Deal Or No Deal 7.25 Grand Designs 8.30 The Daily Show With Jon Stewart 9.00 The Good Wife 10.00 Brothers And Sisters 11.00 The Closer 12.00am The Good Wife 1.00 Brothers And Sisters 1.55 The Closer

11.00am The Householder (1963) 1.00pm Sea Wife (1957) 2.40 Gentleman’s Agreement (1947) 5.00 The Last Wagon (1956) 7.00 Mad Money (2008) 9.00 Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986) 11.00 Saw (2004) 1.00am The Lemon Tree (2008) 3.10 Close

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friday 25 Glastonbury 2010 BBC2, 10pm and 11pm Not worthy enough to be down on the Farm? Watch and weep as Glasto is officially open for its 40th birthday. Today’s highlights include Gorillaz, Dizzee Rascal, Vampire Weekend, Hot Chip, Snoop Dogg and Mumford and Sons. Join Jo Whiley backstage for goss, impromptu sessions and general madness. Rock on, kids.

World Cup Live: Chile V Spain Or Switzerland V Honduras ITV1, 7pm Reigning European champions Spain take on Chile in Pretoria, while Switzerland face Honduras in Bloemfontein. Spain came into the tournament as one of the favourites and will be expected to progress. 14 places filled, one more group to be decided...

Special 1 TV BBC3, 11pm After a hugely successful season in Europe, Jose comes to BBC3 for World Cup 2010 with his interactive phone-in chat show.

Joining him from S1TV HQ in Cape Town will be Wayne, Fabio and Sven. Also making appearances are David ‘why-amI-here?’ Beckham and a Spanish correspondent. Confused much?

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Crimewatch Roadshow 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Cowboy Trap 11.45 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Wimbledon 2010 2.30 MOTD Live: Portugal v Brazil 5.15 Wimbledon 2010

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 Crop To Shop: Jimmy’s Supermarket Secrets Farmer Jimmy Doherty explores the global logistics that bring these crops to a shop near you. He meets the people who grow our food and make this global conveyor belt work.

8.00 EastEnders Abi is concerned about her dad, playing parent when a hungover Max tries to get his act together. Juggling? Ventriloquism?

8.30 Inspector George Gently When a returning German POW is found dead in the harbour of a small fishing village, Gently and Bacchus find themselves investigating past grievances and present violence.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Friday Night With Jonathan Ross There is a rare and exclusive interview with Kylie Minogue.

11.35 The National Lottery Friday Night Draws Wonger.

11.45 MOTD: 2010 FIFA World Cup Colin Murray presents highlights of the final matches from Groups G and H. European Champions Spain face Chile in Pretoria and Switzerland take on Honduras in Group H. 12.25am FILM: Black Eagle (1988) Martial arts thriller. 2.00 Weatherview 2.05 Sign Zone: An African Journey With Jonathan Dimbleby 3.05 Sign Zone: Welcome To Lagos 4.05 BBC News

BBC2

6.00am Fimbles 6.20 Me Too! 6.40 Wibbly Pig 7.00 Pinky And Perky 7.15 League Of Super Evil 7.25 Newsround 7.30 Raven 8.00 Prank Patrol 8.30 Timmy Time 8.40 Chuggington 8.50 Bob The Builder: Ready, Steady, Build!

9.00 Tinga Tinga Tales 9.15 Postman Pat 9.30 Guess With Jess 9.45 Show Me Show Me 10.10 Waybuloo 10.30 Yesterday At Wimbledon 11.30 The Daily Politics 12.00pm Wimbledon 2010

8.00 Today At Wimbledon John Inverdale rounds up the day’s results and reaction from Wimbledon, with analysis from studio guest.

9.00 Are You Having A Laugh? TV And Disability A humorous and irreverent look at the way disability has been portrayed on TV over the last 50 years, narrated by David Walliams. With contributions from comics, actors and pundits including Stephen Merchant, Ben Miller, Mat Fraser, Kiruna Stamell, Tanni GreyThompson, Ash Attala, Dom Joly, Jimmy Tarbuck, Julie Fernandez and Frencesca Martinez, the programme looks back at the way we used to see disability on our screens and how that compares with what’s on there today.

10.00 Glastonbury 2010 See highlights.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Kirsty Wark.

11.00 Glastonbury 2010 See highlights.

2.00am FILM: My Name Is Modesty (2002) Action drama. Resourceful young croupier Modesty Blaise goes head to head with a ruthless rogue out to rob the casino – but at the cost of recounting her troubling life story.

ITV1

6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 The Chase

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News & Weather 7.00 World Cup Live: Chile v Spain Or Switzerland v Honduras See highlights.

9.30 James Corden’s World Cup Live Exclusive interviews with some of the biggest names in English football and regular updates about what is really going on in the England players’ camp.

10.00 ITV News At Ten & Weather 10.35 World Cup Highlights Matt Smith presents highlights of all the day’s action.

11.35 FILM: Village Of The Damned (1995) Starring Christopher Reeve, Kirstie Alley, Linda Koslowski, Michael Pare, Mark Hamill and Meredith Salenger. Horror remake based on John Wyndham’s novel The Midwich Cuckoos. After a visitation by an unknown life form, 10 women in a sleepy Californian village give birth at the same time. But two local doctors soon realise that there is something strange about the children, and they must fight to save the village residents from alien domination. Phone home. Quicksticks.

1.15am The Zone More info at www.itv.com/thezone.

3.15 Touching Evil 4.05 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

Channel 4

6.25am The Hoobs 6.50 Big Brother’s Little Brother 7.20 Big Brother 8.15 Frasier 8.45 The 5 O’Clock Show 9.45 Deal Or No Deal 10.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 11.00 Friends 11.30 Friends 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Coach Trip 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.00 Come Dine With Me 1.25 Come Dine With Me 1.55 Come Dine With Me 2.25 Come Dine With Me 2.55 Cook Yourself Thin 3.25 Countdown 4.10 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 The 5 O’Clock Show 6.00 The Simpsons Lisa encourages Marge to revive her artistic endeavours after Homer finds an old painting she did of Ringo Starr.

6.30 Hollyoaks It’s Rae’s birthday, the day she’s destined to die, but she’s more concerned with Newt’s plans to run away with baby Jensen.

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.30 Unreported World Ramita Navai travels across the USA talking to the new middle-class victims of the country’s homelessness epidemic.

8.00 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away Property experts help people find their dream homes.

9.00 Big Brother The results of the latest eviction vote live into the BB house. Plus, highlights from the past 24 hours. Please, DO swear.

10.00 The IT Crowd Surreal office sitcom.

10.35 Big Brother Davina McCall announces the name of the second housemate of the evening to be evicted from the Big Brother house.

11.05 Stand Up For The Week Satirical takes on the big stories and themes of the week.

11.55 Topman Ctrl Student Tour Music series. 12.10am MUSIC ON 4: Barclaycard Mercury Prize Sessions This edition features Bombay Bicycle Club. 12.30 MUSIC ON 4: 4Play: Lissie 12.45 Big Brother: Live 3.55 This Week’s 4Music 5.45 Countdown

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6.00am - 8.05 Children’s television 8.05 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Thomas & Friends 8.40 Hana’s Helpline 8.50 The WotWots 9.00 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 9.05 Castle Farm 9.15 The Wright Stuff 10.45 Trisha Goddard 11.45 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.40pm Five News 12.45 Extreme Fishing With Robson Green 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.50 I Own Britain’s Best Home: Flying Visit 3.05 FILM: Honeymoon With Mom (2006) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Alf has doubts over Marilyn’s adventurous business plan.

6.25 Live From Studio Five Magazine show.

7.30 Zoo Days Documentary series.

8.00 Extraordinary People – Hayley: The 96-Year-Old Schoolgirl Hayley suffers from progeria, a rare condition that causes sufferers to age prematurely.

Promising medical tests in the USA now offer the hope of finding a cure for Hayley’s affliction.

9.00 The Mentalist Crime drama.

10.00 CSI: NY New York-based spin-off of the crime drama series.

10.55 Grey’s Anatomy Medical drama. Bailey’s personal and professional lives collide after a terrible accident, Meredith and Derek’s relationship suffers a serious blow, and the presence of a faith healer in the hospital unsettles some of the staff.

11.55 Cops In Crisis Documentary series about people who have had to face extraordinary, dangerous and harrowing situations, from failed robberies to police shoot-outs.

12.15am SuperCasino Visit www.SuperCasino.com.

4.05 Motorsport Mundial 4.30 Wildlife SOS 4.55 County Secrets 5.10 The New Tomorrow 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 World Cup Report 7.30 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 World Cup Report 8.30 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Football’s Greatest 9.30 International Cricket 11.30 Barclays Premier League World 12.00pm Football’s Greatest 12.30 ATP Tour Uncovered 1.00 International Cricket 3.00 LIVE Showjumping 5.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 6.00 Barclays Premier League World 6.30 Football’s Greatest 7.00 World Cup Report 7.30 LIVE Super League 10.00 World Cup Report 10.30 Football’s Greatest 11.00 Time Of Our Lives 12.00am Football’s Greatest 12.30 Super League 2.00 Football’s Greatest 2.30 Friday Fight Night 4.00 Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Ocean Ride 7.00 WWE: Raw 9.00 Ocean Ride 9.30 IAAF Athletix Weekly 10.00 Race World 11.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30 Race World 12.00pm Trans World Sport 1.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 1.30 Barclays Premier League World 2.00 Football’s Greatest 2.30 IAAF Athletix Weekly 3.00 WWE: Raw 5.00 NFL: Total Access 6.00 Ocean Ride 6.30 IEX Magazine 7.00 LIVE Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20 10.30 LIVE Boxing 12.00am World Sport 12.30 Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20 2.30 Hickstead Derby 4.30 Super League

Sky Sports 3 7.30am NRL Fulltime 8.00 Championship Rugby League 10.00 NRL Fulltime 10.30 Live Euro Tour Golf 12.30pm IAAF Athletix Weekly 1.00 Race World 2.00 Ocean Ride 2.30 ATP Tour Uncovered 3.00 Premier League World 3.30 Live Euro Tour Golf 5.30 Live LPGA Golf 8.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 European Seniors Tour Golf 12.00am Euro Tour Golf 1.30 Golfing World 2.30 Live PGA Tour Golf 5.30 Ocean Ride Melina Greenfield

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12.00pm Angela And Friends 1.00 Cold Case 2.00 Project Runway 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 WWE Superstars 6.00 Oops TV 6.30 The Simpsons (x2) 7.30 Futurama 8.00 Pineapple Dance Studios 9.00 Bones (x2) 11.00 A League Of Their Own 11.30 Border Invasion USA 12.30am Oops TV

7.00pm Glastonbury 2010 9.00 Glastonbury 2010 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Mongrels 11.00 Special 1 TV See highlights 11.05 Family Guy (x2) 11.50 Lee Nelson’s Well Good Show 12.20am Special 1 TV 12.25 MOTD: Portugal v Brazil 2.05 Glastonbury 2010 3.05 Lee Nelson’s Well Good Show

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Only Connect 8.00 The Birth Of British Music 9.00 Corinne Bailey Rae At Glastonbury 2010 9.30 Willie Nelson At Glastonbury 2010 10.30 Gorillaz At Glastonbury 2010 11.00 Groove Armada At Glastonbury 2010 12.00am Glastonbury At 40: From Avalon To Jay-Z

12.00pm Coronation Street 12.30 Emmerdale (x2) 1.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.40 Loose Women 4.40 The Ricki Lake Show 5.30 Judge Judy (x3) 7.00 All Star Mr & Mrs 8.00 The Vampire Diaries 9.00 America’s Got Talent 10.00 FILM: Batman Begins (2005) 12.50am Peter Andre: The Next Chapter

12.50pm Agatha Christie’s Poirot 1.55 On The Buses (x2) 3.00 The Railway Children 5.10 Goodnight Sweetheart 5.45 Heartbeat 7.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 9.00 Lewis: Whom The Gods Would Destroy 11.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 12.10am PD James: An Unsuitable Job For A Woman

12.10pm Big Brother 1.10 Big Brother: Live 2.35 Hollyoaks 3.05 Gilmore Girls 4.00 Samantha Who? 4.30 Friends (x3) 6.00 Big Brother’s Little Brother 6.30 My Name Is Earl 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends (x3) 9.00 Gok’s Fashion Fix 10.00 Supersize vs Superskinny 11.05 Big Brother’s Big Mouth

4.25pm A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.30 Relocation, Relocation 6.35 Deal Or No Deal 7.25 Grand Designs 8.30 The Daily Show With Jon Stewart 9.00 FILM: Good Morning, Vietnam (1987) 11.20 Heroes Of Comedy 12.30am FILM: Good Morning, Vietnam (1987) 2.50 Heroes Of Comedy

11.00am Blanche Fury (1948) 12.55pm Leave Her To Heaven (1946) 3.05 Bigger Than Life (1956) 4.55 High Anxiety (1977) 6.50 Timeline (2003) 9.00 Blade: Trinity (2004) 11.10 The Darjeeling Limited (2007) 1.00am Pather Panchali (1955) 4.30 Close

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saturday 26 The Great Escape: The Reckoning Channel 4, 7pm Of the 76 Allied Airmen who famously escaped from POW camp Stalag Luft III, all but three were recaptured. Fifty of them were shot dead by the Gestapo in a flagrant breach of the Geneva Convention. This film tells the story of the remorseless hunt for those men who killed the airmen.

The National Lottery: In It To Win It 2012 BBC1, 8pm Our Dale returns with five contestants competing to be in the right place at the right time in a bid to win loadsa money. With anything up to £100,000 on offer, all five could share it or just one of them could take the lot! Yes, that would make you popular at the after-show schmooze.

The Big Bang Theory E4, 7.25pm Sheldon is due to be given a prestigious award, but is afraid to go to the ceremony and collect it because of his fear of public speaking. Leonard and Koothrappali attempt to give Sheldon psychological advice and Penny resorts to giving him booze therapy. Leave the Dutch courage to the Dutch, eh Pen?

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6.00am Yesterday At Wimbledon 7.00 Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11.30 The Delicious Miss Dahl 12.00pm BBC News 12.05 South East Today 12.10 Formula 1: The European Grand Prix 2.30 Wimbledon 2010 5.15 BBC News 5.25 South East Today 5.35 Hole In The Wall

6.05 Doctor Who Science fiction drama. The last hope for all of reality is a little girl who still believes in stars. Silly fool.

7.00 Total Wipeout Total Wipeout is bigger, better and wetter than ever, with 20 foolhardy Brits putting their bravery, balance and dignity to the test on the purpose-built course in Argentina. Bonkers.

8.00 The National Lottery: In It To Win It 2012 See highlights 8.50 Casualty Zoe tries to come clean to Jordan, but only digs herself in deeper. Lenny takes desperate measures for evidence of the drugs trial cover-up, and a surprise reunion leaves Charlie devastated.

9.40 Live At The Apollo Irish gem Ed Byrne hosts in front of a 3,500strong audience, with guest appearances from Adam Hills and London’s own Gina Yashere.

10.25 BBC News 10.45 MOTD: 2010 FIFA World Cup MOTD: 2010 FIFA World Cup. 11.45 FILM: Phantoms (1998) Suspenseful thriller in which two sisters return to their Colorado home town only to find that the whole population has been wiped out by a mysterious force.

1.15 Friday Night With Jonathan Ross Jonathan Ross presents another edition of his chat show.

2.15 Sign Zone: Weatherview 2.20 BBC News

BBC2

6.00am Fimbles 6.20 Me Too! 6.40 Wibbly Pig 6.55 Pingu 7.00 Dennis & Gnasher 7.15 Dennis & Gnasher 7.25 Sportsround 7.40 Wolverine And The X-Men 8.00 Deadly 60 8.30 M.I. High 9.00 Paradise Cafe 9.30 Animals At Work 9.55 MyWish 10.00 Horrible Histories 10.30 Da Dick And Dom Dairies 11.00 BAMZOOKi 11.30 Roar 12.00pm Wimbledon 2010 4.00 Athletics: European Trials And UK Championships 2010 5.15 Wimbledon 2010

8.00 Today At Wimbledon John Inverdale gets to grips with the day’s action at Wimbledon.

9.00 What Makes A Great Tenor?

The great tenor Rolando Villazon takes us inside the world of the sexiest and most risqué of all operatic voices. It’s a journey which includes some of the great names of the past, such as Caruso, and some of the brightest stars performing today, like Domingo and Alagna Florez. We hear how they tackle their most famous roles and what the risks and rewards are. All tenor’s are good, but twenties are better.

10.00 Mock The Week Dara O Briain and regulars Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard and Andy Parsons dissect another week with guests Jack Whitehall, Nik Rabinowitz and Jarred Christmas.

10.30 Glastonbury 2010: Muse Jo Whiley and Zane Lowe introduce the evening’s Pyramid Stage headliners, Muse. Plus highlights introduced by Lauren Laverne and Mark Radcliffe from the likes of Scissor Sisters, The Dead Weather, The xx, Delphic, The National and many more.

2.00am MotoGP 3.00 FILM: Naqoyqatsi (2002) Art film which sets images from everyday life to the music of Philip Glass. Themes include the impact of technology on nature, and the history and origins of man’s tendencies towards war.

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6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries 10.25 Children’s Hospital 10.55 Monk 11.50 ITV News & Weather 12.00pm This Morning: Saturday 1.00 Columbo: Butterfly In Shades Of Grey 3.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 Creature Comforts 5.15 Meridian News And Weather 5.30 ITV News & Weather 5.45 You’ve Been Framed!

6.30 A Touch Of Frost Drama series following Detective Inspector Jack Frost, a policeman who goes his own way to resolve the serious crimes he investigates.

10.30 ITV News & Weather 10.45 World Cup Highlights Thirtytwo teams began the competition, and sixteen have packed their bags to begin the journey home already.

Today two more teams will be joining them. For the other two, a quarterfinal place beckons. Join the team at the heart of the action in Soccer City, Johannesburg, for all the drama.

11.45 FILM: Escape From New York (1981) Starring Kurt Russell, Lee Van Cleef, Ernest Borgnine, Donald Pleasence, Isaac Hayes, Season Hubley, Harry Stanton and Adrienne Barbeau. Cult futuristic action thriller, set in a Manhattan that has become a maximum-security prison. When the US president is captured and held hostage by a ruthless gang after Air Force One crash-lands in the no-go area, only one-eyed mercenary Snake Plissken is considered capable of effecting a rescue. And if he fails, he is programmed to self-destruct.

1.25 The Zone Visit www.itv.com/thezone.

3.30 October Road 4.15 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

Channel 4

6.30am Sali Mali 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 World Sport 7.30 Mobil 1 The Grid 8.00 The Morning Line 8.55 Friends 9.25 Friends 9.50 One Night Only: Video Exclusive 9.55 Big Brother 10.55 Big Brother 11.30 4Music Favourites: Scissor Sisters 12.00pm Friends 12.30 Hollyoaks Music Show With Matalan.co.uk 1.00 Smallville: Superman The Early Years 1.55 Channel 4 Racing 3.55 Come Dine With Me 4.25 Come Dine With Me 4.55 Come Dine With Me 5.25 Come Dine With Me 6.00 Come Dine With Me The last contestant in Halifax is managing director Steve Roberts, who prepares a main course of boeuf en croute.

C’mon, that’s steak pie, innit?

6.30 Channel 4 News 7.00 The Great Escape: The Reckoning See highlights 7.55 FILM: The Land Girls (1998) Starring Catherine McCormack, Rachel Weisz, Anna Friel, Tom Georgeson and Steven Mackintosh.

Wartime drama about three very different young women who go to work on a Dorset farm for the Women’s Land Army, where they each have a dalliance with the farmer’s sullen son. The scene is thus set for romance, heartbreak and tragedy.

10.00 Big Brother Highlights of the housemates’ latest 24 hours in the house.

11.10 100 Greatest World Cup Moments Of All Time Bob Mortimer hosts a celebration of the greatest sporting event on earth. With excitement reaching fever pitch as the latest England squad makes its bid to end more than four decades of hurt, this programme counts down the 100 greatest moments in the illustrious 80-year history.

2.10am Big Brother: Live The latest action broadcast live from the Big Brother house. 3.40 What About 4.25 Demolition Day 5.20 Countdown

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6.00am - 7.55 Children’s television 7.55 Milkshake! Music Box 8.00 Hana’s Helpline 8.15 Little Princess 8.35 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.50 Igam Ogam 9.00 Olivia 9.15 The Mr. Men Show 9.30 Gerald McBoing Boing 10.00 Fifth Gear 10.30 Daring Raids Of World War II 11.00 The Great Escape: Revealed 12.05pm FILM: Rooster Cogburn (1975) 2.10 FILM: Atomic Train (1999) 5.00 FILM: Chisum (1970) 7.10 Five News National and international news.

7.15 NCIS A nuclear power plant inspector reports that he has been poisoned with a lethal dose of radiation. As the team tries to identify those responsible, Ziva’s composure is rattled when she develops feelings for the dying man.

8.05 CSI: NY Mac and Stella investigate the death of a homeless man who was known as a basketball legend on the court. Hoop they uncover the truth. Sorry.

9.00 CSI: Miami A macabre incident in the morgue and a murder linked to the practice of Santeria spook the CSIs, while Horatio puts himself in danger to save his colleagues.

10.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Grissom and his CSI team continue to investigate the case of a routine traffic stop turned milelong shoot-out.

10.55 Law And Order The shooting of a hospital administrator leads Fontana and Green to probe the death of an Aids-stricken girl.

Evidence emerges that the girl’s zealous doctor tested a deadly cocktail of drugs on her in the hope of curing his own illness. Nice man.

11.55 Cops In Crisis Docco series.

12.15am SuperCasino Visit www.SuperCasino.com. 4.05 Golf: European Senior Tour 4.55 The Family Recipe 5.00 Hana’s Helpline 5.10 The Milkshake! Show 5.35 Thomas & Friends 5.45 Roary The Racing Car

6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 7.00 World Cup Report 7.30 Football’s Greatest 8.00 LIVE International Rugby Union 10.30 LIVE International Rugby Union 1.30pm LIVE International Rugby Union 2.30 LIVE Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20 6.00 International Rugby Union Round-Up 8.00 Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20 10.00 World Cup Report 10.30 You’re On Sky Sports 12.00am Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20 2.00 You’re On Sky Sports 3.30 World Sport 4.00 International Rugby Union Round-Up

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Trans World Sport 7.00 Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20 9.00 Cricket AM 10.30 Super League 12.00pm Football’s Greatest 12.30 NFL - America’s Game 1.30 Friday Fight Night 3.00 Live Showjumping 6.00 World Sport 6.30 Football’s Greatest 7.00 NFL Total Access 8.00 Hickstead Derby 10.00 WWE Late Night Superstars 11.00 WWE NXT 12.00am WWE Late Night Smackdown 2.00 WWE Late Night Bottom Line 3.00 NFL - Total Access 4.00 NFL - America’s Game 5.00 Football’s Greatest 5.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Sports Unlimited 7.00 World Sport 7.30 Friday Fight Night 9.00 NFL - America’s Game 10.00 WWE Smackdown 12.00pm WWE The Bottom Line 1.00 IEX Magazine 1.30 Live Euro Tour Golf 5.30 IEX Magazine 6.00 WWE Smackdown 8.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 LIVE LPGA Golf 12.00am European Seniors Tour Golf 1.00 European Tour Golf 2.30 Hickstead Derby 4.30 European Seniors Tour Golf 5.30 IEX Magazine

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5.00pm Futurama (x2) 6.00 The Simpsons (x2) 7.00 Pineapple Dance Studios (x2) 9.00 FILM: While You Were Sleeping (1995) 11.05 A League Of Their Own 11.35 Border Invasion USA 12.35am Ross Kemp In The Middle East 1.35 Road Wars 2.25 Caprica 3.20 A League Of Their Own

7.00pm Doctor Who Confidential 7.45 Glastonbury 2010: Shakira And The Cribs 9.00 Glastonbury 2010: Scissor Sisters And Editors 10.15 Glastonbury 2010: Pet Shop Boys 11.50 Family Guy (x2) 12.35am Peckham Finishing School For Girls 1.35 FIFA World Cup 2010 3.15 Glastonbury 2010

7.00pm Swarm: Nature’s Incredible Invasions 8.00 A Century Of Fatherhood 9.00 Jackson Browne At Glastonbury 2010 10.00 The National At Glastonbury 2010 11.00 Gracie! 12.20am Amazing Gracie: The Gracie Fields Story 1.20 Legends: Joyce Grenfell - Comedy With Breeding

1.30pm America’s Got Talent 2.30 FILM: Arthur (1981) 4.30 America’s Got Talent (x2) 6.30 FILM: Dragonheart (1996) 8.30 FILM: Twister (1996) 10.30 FILM: The Dukes Of Hazzard (2005) 12.35am The Vampire Diaries 1.35 Abbey Clancy’s Parent Trip 2.25 Teleshopping 5.25 ITV2 Nightscreen

1.15pm Jane Austen’s Emma 3.35 FILM: Garfield (2004) 5.05 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 6.15 FILM: Bean (1997) 8.00 FILM: Uncle Buck (1989) 10.00 An Audience With Freddie Starr 11.00 FILM: Caddyshack (1980) 1.00am Moll Flanders 1.50 Moll Flanders 2.45 Film File 2.50 Drama Trails

1.05pm Big Brother: Live 2.20 Hollyoaks Omnibus 5.00 Friends (x3) 6.30 Smallville 7.25 The Big Bang Theory See highlights 8.00 How I Met Your Mother 8.30 Friends (x3) 10.00 The 100 Greatest Stand Ups 2010 12.10am Big Brother: Live

10.35am Time Team (x4) 2.50 FILM: Saddle The Wind (1958) 4.35 Grand Designs (x5) 10.00 UFOs: The Secret Evidence 12.05am Time Team 1.05 UFOs: The Secret Evidence 3.10 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 4.15 Close

11.00am The Gentle Sex (1943) 1.00pm Timeline (2003) 3.05 Porridge (1979) 4.55 Elf (2003) 6.45 Ever After (1998) 9.00 The Day After Tomorrow (2004) 11.20 The Host (2006) 1.35am Alien Nation (1988) 3.30 Close

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sunday 27 River Cottage Channel 4, 7pm Good old Hugh wealds his spade once more in this new series of the food magazine. In this episode, Hugh learns that slugs have been eating soft cabbages in the River Cottage garden, little blighters. Plus, more disappointment looms as he discovers his expectant goat has had a phantom pregnancy. Gruff.

Glastonbury 2010: The Final Night BBC2, 10pm Watch the final night of the 40th anniversary from the comfort of your sofa. Kicking off with Pyramid headliner Stevie Wonder, plus highlights from Orbital, Rodrigo Y Gabriela, Faithless, Jack Johnson, LCD Soundsystem, Toots and the Maytals, and many more. Magic.

The TV Book Club More4, 7.30pm Bookworms ahoy! Inspiring Britain to get reading by presenting the best in new writing by both established and emerging authors, this edition sees panellists Jo Brand, Dave Spikey, Laila Rouass and Stephen Tompkinson look at The Help, Kathryn Stockett’s funny and moving story. Get those specs on.

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6.00am Yesterday At Wimbledon 7.00 MotoGP 2010: Assen 8.00 Breakfast 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 The Big Questions 11.00 The Politics Show 12.10pm Formula 1: The European Grand Prix 3.20 Murder, She Wrote 4.05 Escape To The Country 5.05 Songs Of Praise 5.40 BBC News 5.50 South East Today

6.00 Countryfile The people and the stories at the heart of the British countryside.

7.00 Inside The Perfect Predator Amongst the hunters profiled, the fastest animal on the planet, the peregrine falcon; the world’s largest predatory fish, the great white shark; the fastest land animal, the cheetah; and the prehistoric Nile crocodile.

8.00 Antiques Roadshow Longrunning series in which experts invite members of the public to bring along their antiques for examination.

9.00 Rock And Chips Prequel to classic sitcom Only Fools and Horses, set in 1960. In Peckham, the Trotters are all under one roof: Grandad, Joan, husband Reg and the teenage Del Boy. Things suddenly change, however, when ex-con Freddie Robdal appears. What a plonker.

10.30 BBC News 10.45 South East Today 10.55 MOTD: 2010 FIFA World Cup MOTD: 2010 FIFA World Cup. 11.55 FILM: Iron Eagle (1985) Action adventure.

1.45 Weatherview Detailed weather forecast.

1.50 Sign Zone: Grow Your Own Drugs 2.20 Sign Zone: Children’s Emergency 2.50 Sign Zone: Modern Masters: Dali Salvador 3.50 BBC News

BBC2

6.00am Fimbles 6.20 Me Too! 6.40 Wibbly Pig 6.55 Pingu 7.00 Dennis & Gnasher 7.15 Dennis & Gnasher 7.25 Muddle Earth 7.35 Bear Behaving Badly 8.00 Wingin’ It 8.20 Sam And Mark’s Guide To Dodging Disaster 8.30 Prank Patrol 9.00 Big Babies 9.15 OOglies 9.30 Sorry, I’ve Got No Head 10.00 Something For The Weekend 11.30 EastEnders 1.50pm FILM: Tara Road (2005) 3.25 Flog It! 3.55 Coast 4.00 Glastonbury 2010: Ray Davies 5.30 Athletics: European Trials And UK Championships 2010 8.00 Top Gear Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, James May and The Stig return for a brand new series. Jeremy asks why there aren’t more three-wheeled cars in the world. Ask the Trotters!

9.00 How To Build A Nuclear Submarine Fourteen years in the making and costing over a billion pounds, the Astute nuclear submarine is one of the most technologically advanced machines in the world. This documentary follows the team working on the project and uses computer graphics to go inside the construction of the submarine itself, giving a blueprint of the design, the life-support systems and the weaponry.

10.00 Glastonbury 2010: Final Night See highlights 2.00am FILM: Song Of Songs (2006) Set in the Orthodox Jewish community in North London, this claustrophobic drama tells the story of a brother and sister who struggle to repress their desire for each other while trying to live by the rules of the Torah and look after their sick mother.

3.20 BBC News 4.00 The Super League Show Alternative schedule 1.50 Cash In The Celebrity Attic 2.45 Formula 1: The European Grand Prix 3.25 Songs Of Praise

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6.00am GMTV 9.25 Planet’s Funniest Animals 10.00 Coronation Street Omnibus 11.00 This Morning: Sunday 12.00pm ITV News & Weather 12.15 FILM: Murder, She Wrote: The Celtic Riddle (2003) 2.30 Columbo: Strange Bedfellows 4.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot

6.00 Ladies Of Letters Gentle comedy-drama.

6.25 Meridian News And Weather 6.40 ITV News & Weather 7.00 You’ve Been Framed!

Camcorder catastrophes.

8.00 Lewis Drama.

10.00 ITV News & Weather 10.30 World Cup Highlights 11.30 FILM: Wimbledon (2004) Romantic comedy.

1.10 The Zone Visit www.itv.com/thezone.

2.30 Motorsport UK 3.20 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News ***Alternative Schedule*** 2.00 World Cup Live 5.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 6.00 Ladies Of Letters Drama 6.40 Regional News And Weather 6.45 ITV News & Weather 7.00 World Cup Live Who will hold their nerve?

9.30 James Corden’s World Cup Live James Corden presents alternative insight and reaction to all the World Cup action in South Africa.

England players’ camp.

10.05 ITV News & Weather 10.20 FILM: Wimbledon (2004) Romantic comedy.

12.10am Nightwatch With Steve Scott 1.05 The Zone 2.30 Motorsport UK 3.30 ITV Nightscreen

Channel 4

6.05am The Hoobs 6.30 The Hoobs 6.55 Catching The Impossible 7.50 MSA Formula Ford Championship 8.20 The Blenheim Triathlon 8.50 The Hills 9.20 Friends 9.50 Hollyoaks Omnibus 12.20pm Big Brother’s Little Brother 1.20 Being...

N-Dubz 1.55 Tinchy Stryder: Video Exclusive 2.00 The Simpsons 2.25 The Simpsons 2.55 FILM: Carry On Up The Khyber (1968) 4.40 Deal Or No Deal 5.25 Scrapheap Challenge

6.30 Channel 4 News 7.00 River Cottage See highlights 8.00 Come Dine With Me Cookerybased reality show in which five amateur chefs compete for the title of ultimate dinner party host. This episode comes from Derby, where Gareth Walton, Peter McManus, Kellan Dalton and Serena GilzeanHughes try to win the cash prize.

9.00 Big Brother Highlights from the last 24 hours.

10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Guests include Katie Price and husband Alex Reid, singer Enrique Iglesias, and actor and comedian James Corden.

10.50 The IT Crowd Surreal office sitcom written by Father Ted’s Graham Linehan.

11.25 FILM: Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982) Sci-fi adventure with the crew of the starship Enterprise. Captain Kirk embarks on what seems a safe enough mission, restoring life to decaying lunar landscapes. But the project is jeopardised by the arrival of arch-enemy Khan, who tortures victims by inserting omnivorous insects into their ears. Spock contemplates making the ultimate sacrifice to save his crewmates.

1.35am Big Brother: Live Live and direct from the Big Brother house.

4.55 Countdown 5.40 Hill Street Blues

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6.00am – 7.50 Children’s television 7.50 Fireman Sam 8.00 Hana’s Helpline 8.10 Little Princess 8.25 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.45 Igam Ogam 9.00 Olivia 9.15 The Mr. Men Show 9.30 Gerald McBoing Boing 10.00 ICarly 10.35 True Jackson, VP 11.10 Family Food Fight With Flora 11.40 Chinese Food In Minutes 12.15pm Build A New Life In The Country 1.15 FILM: East Of Sudan (1964) 3.00 FILM: Mrs Winterbourne (1996) 5.00 FILM: Short Circuit II (1988) 7.10 Five News 7.15 Cricket On Five Highlights of the third one-day international between England and Australia at Old Trafford.

8.00 FILM: Maid In Manhattan (2002) Romantic comedy about a Bronx chambermaid who finds herself romantically involved with a millionaire businessman after a case of mistaken identity.

10.10 FILM: The Sweetest Thing (2002) Starring Cameron Diaz, Christina Applegate, Selma Blair, Thomas Jane and Jason Bateman.

Romantic comedy.

11.45 Crimes That Shook The World Documentary series profiling major crimes of the 20th century. This episode recounts the chilling career of serial killer Arthur Shawcross, who murdered 11 prostitutes in the city of Rochester, New York in the late 1980s. With almost no forensic evidence to build their case, police had to rely on ground-breaking criminal profile work by the FBI to help catch the killer.

12.50am SuperCasino Visit www.SuperCasino.com.

4.05 Wildlife SOS x2 4.55 The Family Recipe 5.00 Hana’s Helpline 5.10 The Milkshake! Show 5.35 Thomas & Friends 5.45 Roary The Racing Car

6.00am Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20 8.00 World Cup Report 8.30 Football’s Greatest 9.00 Cricket Writers On TV 10.30 LIVE International Cricket 7.00pm World Cup Report 7.30 World Sport 8.00 International Cricket 10.30 World Cup Report 11.00 Time Of Our Lives 12.00am Football’s Greatest 12.30 International Cricket 2.30 Football’s Greatest 3.00 Time Of Our Lives 4.00 Super League 5.30 Football’s Greatest

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Canter Banter 7.00 Hickstead Derby 9.00 International Rugby Union Round-Up 11.00 Hickstead Derby 1.00pm IEX Magazine 1.30 Canter Banter 2.00 LIVE Showjumping 5.00 Canter Banter 5.30 LIVE Super League 8.00 Hickstead Derby 10.00 This Week In WWE 10.30 WWE Late Night Afterburn 11.30 WWE Vintage Collection 12.30am Hickstead Derby 2.30 Close

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Watersports World 7.00 IAAF Athletix Weekly 7.30 This Week In WWE 8.00 WWE Vintage Collection 9.00 WWE Afterburn 10.00 IAAF Athletix Weekly 10.30 IEX Magazine 11.00 Live Euro Tour Golf 3.00pm Wild Spirits 3.30 IEX Magazine 4.00 WWE Vintage Collection 5.00 This Week In WWE 5.30 WWE Experience 6.30 Euro Tour Golf 8.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 LIVE LPGA Golf 12.00am European Seniors Tour Golf 1.00 Euro Tour Golf 2.30 Close

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12.00pm The Simpsons (x2) 1.00 Terry Pratchett’s Going Postal 3.00 Futurama (x4) 5.00 The Simpsons (x4) 7.00 Pineapple Dance Studios 8.00 Fat Families: Second Helpings 9.00 House (x2) 11.00 A League Of Their Own 11.30 Border Invasion USA 12.30am Michael Jackson’s Private Home Movies (x4)

7.00pm Doctor Who 7.55 Glastonbury 2010: Faithless 10.00 Family Guy (x2) 10.45 Lee Nelson’s Well Good Show 11.15 Mongrels 11.45 Formula 1: The European Grand Prix 12.45am FIFA World Cup 2010 2.25 Glastonbury 2010: Best Bits 3.25 Mongrels 3.55 Lee Nelson’s Well Good Show

7.00pm Jack Johnson And Norah Jones At Glastonbury 2010 8.00 Toots And The Maytals At Glastonbury 2010 9.00 Lennon Naked 10.25 FILM: La Reine Margot (1994) 12.40am France On A Plate 1.40 Lennon Naked 3.05 Jack Johnson And Norah Jones At Glastonbury 2010

3.00pm Holiday Showdown 4.00 Planet’s Funniest Animals 4.25 TV’s Funniest Music Moments 5.25 FILM: The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997) 8.00 Peter Andre: The Next Chapter 9.00 FILM: Evan Almighty (2007) 11.00 The Vampire Diaries 11.55 Supernatural (x2) 1.40am Cops With Cameras 2.30 Teleshopping

12.30pm Agatha Christie’s Poirot 2.40 Jane Eyre 5.00 FILM: Uncle Buck (1989) 7.00 FILM: Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971) 9.00 Mansfield Park 11.05 FILM: Lorenzo’s Oil (1992) 1.45am FILM: Man Trouble (1992) 3.25 On The Buses 3.50 On The Buses 4.15 Film File 4.25 Emmerdale Omnibus

2.40pm Big Brother: Live 4.15 FILM: The Neverending Story II: The Next Chapter (1990) 6.00 Friends (x2) 7.00 One Tree Hill 8.00 Friends (x2) 9.00 Desperate Housewives 10.00 Desperate Housewives 11.00 FILM: Dogma (1999) 1.30am Big Brother: Live

2.00pm The Coach Trip (x5) 4.40 Come Dine With Me (x5) 7.30 The TV Book Club See highlights 8.00 The River Cottage Treatment 9.00 The Secret Millionaire 10.05 Half Ton Dad 11.10 Father Ted 11.40 Black Books 12.10am The IT Crowd 12.40 Curb Your Enthusiasm 1.25 Deal Or No Deal 2.10 Half Ton Dad

11.00am The Last Wagon (1956) 1.00pm Cheaper By The Dozen (2003) 2.50 The Sea Wolves (1980) 5.10 The Truman Show (1998) 7.05 Revenge Of The Pink Panther (1978) 9.00 Stakeout (1987) 11.15 Buffy The Vampire Slayer (1992) 12.55am 9th Company (2005) 3.40 Close

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monday 28 Coronation Street ITV1, 7.30pm and 8.30pm Is Liz the ‘Fairest Barmaid in Weatherfield’? Well, yes, something like that. Meddling Mary cunningly involves herself in Hayley’s wedding plans. Is a demented David about to go gaga over Lady Tina again? Becky nervously frets about what to take to the adoption meeting. Can of cider and 40 ciggies?

Rev BBC2, 10pm Reverend Adam is feeling the pressure of trying to fill a rundown London church – until his congregation quadruples overnight. But the sudden influx of worshippers isn’t down to his wonderful sermons; there’s a rumour going round that the local church school is about to get a great Ofsted report. Oh lord.

The Simpsons Sky One, 7pm Marge decides to throw Maggie’s dummy away after reading a mothering magazine. After wreaking a path of destruction, Maggie chooses a squeaky dog toy as a replacement pacifier.

Homer starts taking sleeping pills to sleep through the squeaking, but starts sleepwalking as a result. Straight to the fridge?

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Crimewatch Roadshow 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Cowboy Trap 11.45 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News; Weather 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Wimbledon 2010

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 Jimmy’s Food Factory: Second Helpings Jimmy makes his own cornflakes, cola and ham.

8.00 Life Of Riley Sitcom.

8.30 Panorama: What’s Up With The Weather? Panorama goes back to basics and asks what we really know about our climate and how it will affect us.

9.00 New Tricks Drama series.

10.00 BBC News 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show Celebrity chat.

11.20 MOTD: 2010 FIFA World Cup MOTD: 2010 FIFA World Cup. 12.20am Springwatch Weatherview Detailed weather forecast. 12.25 Sign Zone: The Genius Of Design 1.25 Sign Zone: Museum Of Life 2.25 Sign Zone: Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 3.25 BBC News ***Alternative Schedule*** 7.00 MOTD Live: Last Sixteen 1G V 2H Last Sixteen 1G v 2H. 10.00 BBC News The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide.

10.35 The Graham Norton Show Celebrity chat.

11.20 FILM: Forces Of Nature (1999) Screwball romantic comedy.

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6.00am - 8.40 Children’s television 8.40 Chuggington 8.50 Bob The Builder: Ready, Steady, Build!

9.00 Tinga Tinga Tales 9.15 Postman Pat 9.30 Guess With Jess 9.45 Show Me Show Me 10.10 Waybuloo 10.30 In The Night Garden 11.00 Animal Park 11.30 The Daily Politics 12.00pm Wimbledon 2010 3.25 League Of Super Evil 3.35 League Of Super Evil 3.50 OOglies 4.05 Trapped 4.35 Deadly 60 5.00 Newsround 5.10 Gimme A Break 5.35 The Owl 5.40 Shaun The Sheep 5.50 Wimbledon 2010 8.00 Today At Wimbledon Highlights from the big matches.

9.00 Mary, Queen Of Shops Retail guru Mary Portas is back to help the nation’s independent retailers.

10.00 Rev See highlights 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis.

11.20 Tribal Wives Six British women swap their everyday lives for life as tribal wives with some of the most remote communities on earth.

Michelle Frost from London travels to northern Mexico to stay an ancient tribe who live perched on the edge of the spectacular Copper Canyon.

Initially frustrated by the simplicity of life with the tribe, as events unfold Michelle realises that life with tribe is far from uncomplicated.

12.20am The Culture Show: Michael Jackson Special The Culture Show re-evaluates Jacko’s impact on modern music. Musicians, producers and contemporaries assess his position within African-American culture, his mainstream appeal and his massive contribution to pop music and culture across the world, as well as telling the stories behind some of Michael’s most enduring hits. With contributions from Smokey Robinson, Jermaine Jackson and Martha Reeves.

1.20 BBC News

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6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 The Chase

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Cain steps up the game with Natasha and Nathan.

7.30 Coronation Street See highlights 8.00 Countrywise Series in which Paul Heiney and the team look at the best of Britain’s coast and country.

8.30 Coronation Street See highlights 9.00 Taggart Drama 10.00 ITV News At Ten & Weather 10.35 World Cup Highlights Highlights from the knockout stage.

11.35 Total Emergency Reality series following all three emergency services in Sheffield.

12.35am The Zone Visit www.itv.com/thezone.

2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.30 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News ***Alternative Schedule*** 7.00 World Cup Live Footie!

9.30 James Corden’s World Cup Live Alternative insight.

10.00 ITV News At Ten & Weather 10.35 FILM: Exorcist: The Beginning (2004) Starring Stellan Skarsgard, Izabella Scorupco, James D’Arcy, Remy Sweeney, Julian Wadham and Ralph Brown. Prequel to the 1973 horror classic.

Channel 4

6.30am The Hoobs 6.55 Big Brother’s Little Brother 7.50 Big Brother 8.45 The 5 O’Clock Show 9.45 Deal Or No Deal 10.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 11.00 Friends 11.30 Friends 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 The TV Book Club 12.35 Will And Grace 1.00 Come Dine With Me 1.30 Come Dine With Me 2.00 Come Dine With Me 2.25 Come Dine With Me 2.55 Come Dine With Me 3.25 Countdown 4.10 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Melanie And Denise’s 5 O’Clock Show 6.00 The Simpsons Lisa falls in love with a substitute teacher, and Bart is nominated by his classmates to be class president. Featuring the voice of Dustin Hoffman.

6.30 Hollyoaks Rhys threatens Darren with eviction. Goodbye!

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Secrets Of Westminster Abbey: A Time Team Special The team also have access to a nighttime search under the floors for lost tombs and graves.

9.00 The Untold Battle Of Trafalgar Drama documentary revealing the story of the non-British sailors who helped Nelson to victory at the Battle of Trafalgar.

10.00 Big Brother Highlights from the last 24 hours in the BB house.

11.10 Being... N-Dubz Reality series 11.40 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Alan Carr hosts his own light-hearted chat show. Guests include Katie Price and husband Alex Reid, singer Enrique Iglesias, who performs his new single, and actor and comedian James Corden.

12.30am Big Brother: Live Live action. Get some paint, watch it dry.

4.30 FILM: The Common Touch (1941) Social drama about a rich young man who attempts to help those less fortunate than himself by posing as a down-and-out to gain their confidence.

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6.00am - 8.05 Children’s television 8.05 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Thomas & Friends 8.35 Milkshake Monkey 8.40 Hana’s Helpline 8.50 The WotWots 9.00 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 9.05 Castle Farm 9.15 The Wright Stuff 10.45 Trisha Goddard 11.45 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.40pm Five News 12.45 Extreme Fishing With Robson Green 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.50 Animal Rescue Squad 3.05 FILM: Into Thin Air: Death On Everest (1997) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Rachel is appalled when she learns that Tony is planning to hold women’s boxing classes. Miles worries that Marilyn has taken on too much.

6.25 Live From Studio Five Magazine show hosted by Ian Wright, Kate Walsh and Jayne Middlemiss.

7.30 How Do They Do It? Robert Llewellyn finds out how light bulbs are made; how a tower is demolished safely with explosives; and how giant cranes are assembled.

8.00 Police Interceptors The officers intercept a stolen car, foil a cannabis grower, engage in a series of drugs raids and calm a drunken sailor. Been at the rum sir?

9.00 Extraordinary People: Seven New Faces In Seven Days Documentary series exploring remarkable stories of human experience from all over the world.

10.00 Crimes That Shook The World This instalment focuses on the sickening crimes of the ‘Monster of Florence’, who preyed on young lovers in and around the Italian city in the early 1980s.

11.00 FILM: Tequila Sunrise (1988) Thriller.

1.10am SuperCasino Visit www.SuperCasino.com. 4.05 Wildlife SOS Documentary x2 4.55 County Secrets 5.10 The New Tomorrow 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 World Cup Report 7.30 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 World Cup Report 8.30 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Football’s Greatest 9.30 International Cricket 11.30 World Sport 12.00pm Football’s Greatest 12.30 International Rugby Union Round-Up 2.30 Football’s Greatest 3.00 International Cricket 5.00 Football’s Greatest 5.30 Live Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20 9.00 World Sport 9.30 Football’s Greatest 10.00 World Cup Report 10.30 Football’s Greatest 11.00 Time Of Our Lives 12.00am Football’s Greatest 12.30 Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20 2.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 3.30 Football’s Greatest 4.00 Watersports World 5.00 Max Power

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Ocean Ride 7.00 WWE The Bottom Line 8.00 Ocean Ride 8.30 PGA Tour Golf 11.30 LPGA Golf 12.30pm European Seniors Tour Golf 1.30 Euro Tour Golf 3.00 Super League 4.30 Ocean Ride 5.00 Wild Spirits 5.30 Showjumping 6.30 NASCAR 7.30 LIVE Elite League Speedway 9.30 Fishing Gurus 10.00 NASCAR 11.00 Boots ’n’ All - The Tries 12.00am Fishing Gurus 12.30 European Tour Golf 1.30 PGA Tour Golf 2.30 Shell’s Wonderful World Of Golf 4.00 PGA Tour Classic 5.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 5.30 Fishing Gurus

Sky Sports 3 7.00am Canter Banter 7.30 Super League 9.00 Hickstead Derby 11.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Canter Banter 12.30 Friday Fight Night 2.00 Canter Banter 2.30 Hickstead Derby 4.30 This Week In WWE 5.00 WWE Raw 7.00 Euro Tour Golf 8.00 PGA Tour Golf 9.00 Shell’s Wonderful World Of Golf 10.30 PGA Tour Classic 11.30 Golfing World 12.30am This Week In WWE 1.00 WWE NXT 2.00 Live WWE Melina Greenfield

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2.00pm Project Runway 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 Futurama 5.30 A League Of Their Own 6.00 Oops TV 6.30 The Simpsons (x2) See highlights 7.30 Pineapple Dance Studios 9.00 Inside: America’s Toughest Jail 10.00 Law And Order 11.00 Bones 12.00am Bones

7.00pm Glastonbury 2010: Best Bits 9.00 Gavin And Stacey 9.30 Lee Nelson’s Well Good Show 10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 10.30 Bizarre ER 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 Gavin And Stacey 12.15am Russell Howard’s Good News 12.45 Lee Nelson’s Well Good Show 1.15 FIFA World Cup 2010

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Only Connect 8.00 Medical Mavericks 9.00 A Century Of Fatherhood 10.00 Anvil: Storyville 11.20 The Diary Of A Nobody 11.50 A Century Of Fatherhood 12.50am Biology Of Dads 1.50 Anvil: Storyville 3.10 A Century Of Fatherhood 5.30 Close

3.40pm Loose Women 4.40 The Ricki Lake Show 5.30 Judge Judy (x3) 6.55 FILM: Kindergarten Cop (1990) 9.00 FILM: The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997) 11.35 FILM: Leaving Las Vegas (1995) 11.35 Coronation Street 12.05am Coronation Street 12.40 FILM: Leaving Las Vegas (1995)

1.10pm FILM: Columbo: A Bird In The Hand (1991) 3.05 Bertie And Elizabeth 5.20 Goodnight Sweetheart 6.00 Heartbeat 7.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 9.00 Persuasion 11.00 The Bill: Intervention 12.05am Agatha Christie’s Poirot 2.00 The Grand 2.50 Film File 3.00 Teleshopping

1.10pm Big Brother: Live 2.35 Hollyoaks 3.05 Gilmore Girls 4.00 Samantha Who? 4.25 Friends (x3) 6.00 Big Brother’s Little Brother 6.30 My Name Is Earl 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends 8.00 Friends 8.30 Friends 9.00 One Tree Hill 10.00 Being Erica 11.00 Shameless 12.05am Big Brother: Live

4.25pm A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.30 Relocation, Relocation 6.35 Deal Or No Deal 7.25 Grand Designs 8.30 The Daily Show With Jon Stewart: Global Edition 9.00 The Landscape Man 10.00 The Restoration Man 11.05 Without A Trace 12.05am Brothers And Sisters

11.00am The Million Pound Note (1954) 12.45pm Sailor Beware! (1956) 2.25 Night Train To Munich (1940) 4.15 Flight Of The Phoenix (1966) 7.00 Bad News Bears (1976) 9.00 Snakes On A Plane (2006) 11.05 Goya’s Ghosts (2006) 1.20am Internal Affairs (1990) 3.40 Close

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