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L7 CONTENTS 04 NEWS & COMMENT 4 Social Diary The launches of Andrew Kay’s book launch and Brighton Marathon 5 City Speak Will’s got a crush, Tash is in a giving mood and Ruby has her social life boosted... by a dog 6 News Job cuts and cycle counters; plus Mary Mears on the future of the Brighton Centre 6 Latest Inbox Readers’ letters, emails and web comments 7 Bookings Foals, OMD, Al Murray: Pub Landlord, Tommy Tiernan, 7 Competitions Win a Yummy Mummy pamper session 7 Latest Brighton Download Chart And this week’s Number One is... Shoot The Dead! (again) 8 Snap Shots Meet Brighton’s own crime writer Peter James 9 Celebcity The Chelsea Flower Show, Gok Wan and Sally Gunnell 10 Bare Cheek & Astral Angi A local poet writes...

Latest Awards 2010:

THE WINNERS! > BEST MALE PERFORMER Winner – Tim Crouch for I, Malvolio Runners-up – Joe Bone for Bane II/Robert Cohen for The Trials Of Harvey Matusow

> BEST FEMALE PERFORMER Winner – Rachel Blackman for Steal Compass, Drive North, Disappear Runners-up – Philippa Stanton for The Diva In Me/Sarah Leaver for Memoirs Of A Hermaphrodite > BEST MUSIC EVENT Winner – Apollo: This Is For All Mankind Runner-up – Cholmondeleys & Featherstonehaughs: Dancing On Your Grave > BEST CLASSICAL MUSIC ACT Winner – Monteverdi Choir and Orchestra: ‘Mass In B Minor’ Runners-up – Brighton Festival Chorus: Rachmaninov Vespers > BEST CABARET Winner – Cabaret Whore (Sarah-Louise Young) Runners-up – Frisky And Mannish/Fire Tusk Pain Proof Circus

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> BEST THEATRE PERFORMANCE Winner – Before I Sleep Runners-up – Steal Compass, Drive North, Disappear /The Importance Of Being Ernest

As she returns with her first show in ten years, Ruby Wax talks about her battle with depression, her obsession with red pants, and why mental illness is an entirely suitable subject for comedy

> BEST COMEDY SHOW Winner – Andy Thomas: Crimes Against Humanities Teachers Runners-up – Stephen Grant: Facepalm/Kim Noble: Kim Noble Will Die

12 LIFESTYLE

> BEST INTERNATIONAL ACT Winner – Circolumbia for Urban Runners-up – Compagnia Rodisio for Story Of A Family/ Daniel Veronese for Uncle Vanya and Women Dreamt Horses

12 Cover feature With 500 exhibitors and 15,000 visitors, the 2010 Burt Brill & Cardens Graduate Show is the place to check out the designers of tomorrow 17 Circa Events From smart seated banquets to rodeos, food-based event organisers Circa Events cater for all tastes 18 Hotlist Where to drink and dine this week 19 Shine Your hair care and styling questions answered

21 WHAT’S ON 21 Stage Connie Fisher comes to Eastbourne in The Sound Of Music 22 Music & Clubs Two Spot Gobi hang out in San Diego 24 Art & Events William Orbit drops in to The Space and Antony Gormley’s ‘Critical Mass’ comes to the De La Warr 25 Film The Rock and Stephen Merchant star in The Tooth Fairy 26 Comedy & Gay Stand-up Seann Walsh; plus Afrodisiac at Honey Club 27 Reviews Hofesh Schecter, The Girl I Left Behind Me, Uncle Vanya 28 Sport Andrea Fox goes cheerleading with Gully’s Girls 29 TV Telly Talk; your seven-day guide to what’s on the box For hand-picked stylish clothing and vintage home accessories with a modern twist, see our special area feature on Hurstpierpoint – Latest Homes p15

> BEST CHILDREN’S EVENT Winner – Spoon Tree Productions: LalaLuna Runners-up – Long Nose Puppets: Penguin/Justin Coe’s The Jumble Book > BEST LITERATURE/WORKSHOP EVENT Winner – Grit Lit at Redroaster Runners-up – Altered Egos at Iambic Arts Theatre/Martin Amis at Corn Exchange > BEST OUTDOOR EVENT Winner – Wili Dorner: Bodies In Urban Spaces Runners-up – No Fit State: Park Life/Fuel: Electric Hotel /Shakespeare’s Globe on Tour: A Midsummer Night’s Dream

welcome CONGRATULATIONS to all 15 winners of the 2010 Latest Awards, announced at a ceremony at Latest Musicbar (sponsored by new local wine merchants tengreenbottles) on Monday night. Latest 7 reviewed 165 shows across the Brighton Festival and Fringe, and we're proud to have assembled our most comprehensive judging panel to date – one which reflects the increasing number of media organisations giving Brighton their critical attention throughout May, and engages with the growing diversity of work on offer.

Latest 7 is the only organisation whose awards are decided by a panel from across the media, and we also took into account nearly 400 public nominations made via the Latest 7 website (shouts out to whoever nominated Michael ‘Atters’ Attree in every single category, including Best Female Performer and Best Venue).

Special mention should go to Brighton Festival’s guest curator Brian Eno, who embraced the role so fully he moved to our city for the month, chucking last minute installations into an already generous programme and rejuvenating the Festival for many. Hats off also to Festival performer Sue MacLaine, who was longlisted in the Outstanding Contribution To The Festival category for her extra-curricular signing of events such as This Is Acapella. Our reviewer praised, ‘her no-holds-barred renditions of songs you’d have thought were uninterpretable!’

One of our runners up in that final category might need some explanation, so here’s Total Theatre’s Dorothy Max Prior: “Peter Chrisp goes to everything everywhere! Theatre, music, open houses... I swear he must be one of triplets, at least – there is no other explanation”. Peter’s nomination is symbolic of the crucial role played in all this by all of you – Brighton Festival and Fringe would be nothing without their audience.

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> BEST VENUE Winner – The Basement Runners-up – Upstairs At Three And Ten/Laughing Horse at The Temple and The Quadrant

> MOST GROUNDBREAKING ACT Winner – Hofesh Shechter Company for Political Mother Runners-up – Rimini Protokoll for Best Before/Oneohone Theatre for 101

> STAR OF THE FESTIVAL Winner – dreamthinkspeak Runners-up – Shirley Jaffe > OUTSTANDING CONTRIBUTION TO THE FESTIVAL Winner – Nicola Haydn (Otherplace Productions) Runners-up – Peter Chrisp (audience member supreme) /Alex Petty (Laughing Horse) THE JUDGING PANEL: Andrea Fox and Guy Lloyd from Juice FM, the Brighton Visitor team, Matthew Cook and The Dome team, Melita Dennett of the BBC, James Ledward for G Scene, Paul Levy and the Fringe Review team, Dorothy Max Prior and the Total Theatre team, Richard Stamp and the Fringe Guru team, The Three Weeks team, Radio Reverb... and of course the Latest 7 team

Managing Editor Bill Smith Business Director Angi Mariani Finance Manager Sharon Caple Sales Director Lynne Edwards Advertising Sales Natasha Prochaski Creative Director Andrew Kay Production Director Fiona McTernan

Art Director Stephen King Production Manager Neil Ive Production Editor Victoria Nangle Latest 7 Editor Bella Todd Chief Sub Editor Zara Baker Sub Editors Melina Greenfield Rachel Junior Music Editor Jeff Hemmings

Staff Writers Nick Aldwinckle (Music) Jaime Pettit (Clubs) Design Anand Day Debbie Sietske Aldridge Steve Sawyer Andrew Wright Photography Tim Richardson Diana Frangi Administration Claire Peerless Editorial Assistant Gabriele Barysaite

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SOCIAL DIARY

Latest diary Tim Richardson snaps the launch of Andrew Kay’s debut novel and the Brighton Marathon 2011

Laura Lockington (Director of Marketing and Publicity, Book Guild Publishing), Andrew Kay (author, Pretty Boys All In A Row), Carol Bliss (Managing Director. Book Guild Publishing)

Tim Hutchings (Brighton Marathon 2011), Mayor Ann Norman, Cllr Mary Mears (Leader of the Council), Tom Naylor (Brighton Marathon 2011)

Olivia Reid (Terre à Terre) Carla ter Maat (Drakes)

On your marks After the huge success of this year’s inaugural Brighton Marathon – a truly fabulous day of cheering crowds, personal achievements, mass fundraising and phenomenal organisation – the 2011 Marathon opened for entries with a VIP launch event on 10 May. This year’s marathon took 12.5 weeks to sell out, so don’t delay – enter today at www. brightonmarathon.co.uk/enter_here.html

Andrew Kay (Author, Pretty Boys All In A Row), Roy Brown (Bardsley’s Fish & Chips)

Christine Everson, Tony Adams, Hayley Newnes

Andrew Kay (Author, Pretty Boys All In A Row), Matt, Simon Fanshawe

Gavin Fisher (Chief Executive. Rockinghorse), Katja Harjanne (Conference & Events Sales Manager. Hilton Brighton Metropole)

Laura Hutchings, Mike Atkins, Sharon Hutchings

Mayor’s Consort Ken Norman, Mayor Ann Norman

Cllr Mary Mears (Leader of the Council), Cllr Ted Kemble, Jayne Babb (BHCC)

Pretty boys all in a... signing queue Latest 7’s very own Creative Director Andrew Kay launched his debut novel, Pretty Boys All In A Row, with a packed party at Myhotel on 20 May. Friends and colleagues, including Simon Fanshawe and Tony Adams of Crossroads, queued up to have their copies signed while sipping on the specially made ‘pretty boy’ cocktails. Described as a gay romp, Andrew’s novel is published

by Book Guild Publishing and has been receiving great reviews.

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CITY SPEAK 05

Life begins at 70

Teen Spirit

Ruby Grimshaw wonders if her dog days are over

Tasha Dhanraj hopes giving isn’t all in the presenting

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hat settles it – I am the best right one. I eventually bought two person at buying presents that cards as I couldn’t decide which. has ever walked this earth. I’ve One of them was a Where’s Wally always been pretty awesome but I card, which is possibly the best idea really outdid myself. My friend Elise I have ever come across! (He was has two main passions in life. hiding between the purple dinosaur Two things that genuinely make and the step ladder if anyone was her gasp ‘ZOMG’. Unicorns and curious.) The other one said ‘Happy zombies. She also loves wearing Birthday Oh Wonderful Birthday dresses in inappropriate weather Person’ which I felt was fitting as conditions. I found her a dress she is wonderful and it was her with zombie unicorns on it. Better birthday. yet – the zombie unicorns glow in I then had the issue of having the dark to write in the cards as obviously Now, whilst I standing up, am awesome squished on at buying the London “Bear Grylls might presents, I am underground, terrible at giving be able to find food is not ideal. them. As soon I ended up in a forest, but I can as I’d bought writing it the dress, I took find somewhere to whilst a picture of it travelling on and sent it to write in a tube station” an escalator. her. Last night, I used the when I finally black arm rest gave it to her, she was very happy belt thing to lean on as I wrote it. My and excited to receive it, but was innovative use of the environment somewhat lacking in surprise. made me feel smug for the rest of She’d spent the last two weeks the day. Bear Grylls might be able adjusting to what a phenomenal to find food in a forest, but I can friend I am in the gift department, find somewhere to write in a and therefore the thrill of getting it tube station. was slightly subdued.

Buying presents for people is I try to make up for my lack of bizarre. If nobody bought anybody present giving ability by also giving anything then people would all ridiculously amazing cards. I’ve have more money to buy their own been quite busy lately so instead things. Yet, living in this society, of buying a card weeks ago I was I must pander to the conventions. forced to buy one at Paperchase in Whilst my actual giving is rubbish, Victoria station. I spent about 15 at least I’m awesome at the part minutes trying to find exactly the that matters.

were a sodden miserable trio. don’t dislike dogs. I always enjoy However, the pub staff welcomed us the company of other people’s in warmly, even offering us dogs, it’s just that I have never a towel. felt the urge to keep one myself.

“That is so kind of you,” I said, Cats are a different matter. I feel putting my hand out. my home is not complete without “No, it’s for the little dog. a moggy. (Which reminds me of She’s so cute,” gushed the bar that daft ice breaker – in order maid, wrapping Molly in the towel to find your Porn Star name, and cuddling her. remember the name of your first For the next hour I made more pet and then put your mother’s new friends than I have done in maiden name after it. Mine is the last year, all because everyone Snowball-Fair. Not bad, eh? wanted to say hello to Molly.

Anyway, most people fall Then a large into either a cat mastiff-type or a dog team, but last week I “I wish I had bought dog was brought across wondered if I had a dog in the days who slobbered been making a all over her. mistake all these when pulling a “Ruby wants years. On Sunday to be friends a young relative, new bloke was too,” said the S, visits me and owner, and I we usually trundle a major concern” nearly choked round Preston on my noodles.

Park before For years I have enjoyed an treating ourselves to the excellent unusual name but now that it has veggie breakfast at the Rotunda. been selected as second on the Last Sunday my handy man Most Popular Name List I have Nick (yes – still working on my to share it with everybody. delapidated bedroom) brought his I wish I had bought a dog in the delightful little mutt Molly with him. days when pulling a new bloke The little dog was delighted when was a major concern. If I had had I suggested that S and I take her a Molly then there would have been with us, and she padded off at no arid patches. But today my cat a great pace, dragging us along Bella would not approve. When behind. It started to rain and by handyman and Molly arrive at the the time we reached the café we front door she is out through the were soaking wet and dismayed to cat-flap like a greyhound out of its find it closed. The next café would trap. But, my advice to anyone not let us in because of Molly, and seeking romance? Get a dog! when we reached CircusCircus we

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“Yep, you’re stuffed,” reassures H, when I call her from the gents loos.

“Have you started obsessing about how long he takes to respond to emails yet?”

“Well, no, I wouldn’t mind, but I need him to sign off this statement...”

“Aha! Obsessed.”

“I know!” I wail, dropping my head into one hand. “That must be why he Will Harris is determined to beat his crush hasn’t replied! He knows!”

This is a horrible realisation. The only thing worse than having a crush on a co-worker is having am in the middle of a meeting with Co-Worker X a crush on a co-worker and them finding out about when disaster strikes. I look first at him, then up at “Lionel Richie is crooning it. Just look at my friend O, who in a moment of my presentation, and with a mounting feeling of madness emailed the office gossip about her work sweet nothings via car radio. horror I realise that something has started to grow. crush and now has to dive behind a yucca No no, I think. No no no no. This can’t happen, not whenever he comes to her floor. She’s basically This, I know, means it is here, not when I’ve always been so careful. Through given up any hope of promotion, knowing even a already too late” the window drifts the sound of birdsong. In the high-flyer like distance, Lionel Richie is crooning sweet nothings via herself might a car radio. This, I know, means it is already too late. struggle when Somewhere deep inside, my shrivelled husk of a heart has started to beat, and she’s constantly having to pick bits of it is beating to the tune of ‘Say You, Say Me’. The worst has happened. I have a vegetation out of her hair during meetings. crush on Co-Worker X. Well, you can rest assured I won’t be Do you remember when we were in our teens, and crushes used to be fun, making the same mistake. Aside from exciting things? That feeling of anticipation when you knew the object of your those unavoidable meetings, Co-Worker X affection was headed your way. That mad cascade of hormones when you will be kept firmly at arm’s length. No actually saw them and promptly fell over your own feet. coffee breaks shared, no drinks after Now we are grown, a crush is a thing to be avoided at all costs, especially in the work, and definitely no Lionel Richie. air-conditioned environs of the open plan office. To be successful, a person needs I’m going to crush this crush, before it to interact with colleagues in an adult, professional manner, and that’s pretty much crushes me. impossible if your face turns the colour of a root vegetable whenever you get caught in a lift with them. No. Far better to abide by the Golden Rule of Business, follow me on twitter latestwill namely don’t do yours where you eat. That shouldn’t be so hard, should it?

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Job cuts, cycle counters, bus driver rescues dog and schools are in step with sustainability

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ice of The Guardian to dedicate a section to Brighton and Hove, which it described as ‘Britain’s hippest city’.

Few would argue with its complimentary observations about vibrant night life, bars, restaurants, clubs, and its tolerant people but it’s a pity the article omitted to tell how the city is suffering from an unemployment rate higher than the national average. The problem has been exacerbated with news that 300 jobs are being axed at the Telegen call centre in Church Street.

I wonder what Telegen workers will think of the city council’s installation of the first cycle counters in the country. Costing £50,000, the monoliths inform road users how many cyclists are using Lewes and London roads. They were partly paid for by an EU programme to promote cleaner transport in cities. The city council coughed up £8,000, and £10,000 came from Cycling England.

It’s goodbye and good luck to Albion's skipper Andrew Crofts, the fans player of the year, who is off to the Championship. Our loss, Norwich's gain.

Also leaving the city is someone not quite so appreciated, Claudio Gizzi, a drunken beggar who has been pestering the life out of shoppers, tourists and traders with abuse and harassment. He's been given an ASBO booting him out of the city centre, from Oriental Place to St James’s Street and the North Laine.

At the same time it was pleasing to see the council calling for more help for a charitable trust which assists them. The Brighton Fund

consists of a number of private donations and bequests made over the years to Brighton Council – and before that the Brighton Corporation – to help local people who are suffering hardship. The fund is administered by Brighton & Hove City Council.

The donations date mainly from the first half of the 20th century.

Many requested that the money be given to the ‘deserving poor’ at Christmas time. For full details visit www.brighton-hove.gov.uk/brightonfund, or phone the council’s democratic services team on 01273 291077.

A stray terrier injured by a ‘hit and run’ taxi driver is lucky to be alive

Brighton and Hove City Council leader Mary Mears on Brighton Centre plans

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robably the most important job for the council, especially in the current economic climate, is to do everything in its power to bring as much investment into the local economy as possible. The more money we can bring into the city, the more our local businesses benefit and the more jobs are created for local residents.

One of the most effective ways of doing this in Brighton and Hove is through attracting more conferences. We have recently invested significant amounts of money into improving the facilities and

and owes her life to a local bus driver and his passenger.

Animal welfare officers from Brighton & Hove City Council are caring for Lulu, a two-year-old Jack Russell after she was left for dead on a Brighton street.

Luckily for Lulu, the accident in Falmer Road was witnessed by Big Lemon bus driver Colin Denchfield who stopped, picked her up and took her to a nearby vet. Colin and his passenger Donna had watched in horror as a taxi driver hit the dog and sped away.

He told council officers: “My heart sank as I witnessed the impact and I feared the worst but ran out immediately in case she was still alive. As I approached I could see she was still alive.

“I very carefully scooped her up off the road and passed her to my passenger, Donna, who, very kindly agreed to extend her journey to escort me to a local vet.”

Animal welfare officer Izzie Blanden said: “Lulu owes her life to Colin, our Good Samaritan bus driver!

Finally, it was good to see nearly 2,000 children from 12 city schools taking part in the ‘Schools Pedometer Challenge’, organised by the Brighton & Hove School Sport Partnership, JourneyOn, the city council’s sustainable transport project and the council’s road safety team.

Healthy, sociable fun to encourage walking – but please council, no Foot Counters on the pavements.

What do you think of the new cycle counters?

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general appearance of the Brighton Centre, our number one conference venue. So, visitors to the Centre will soon see new and refurbished seating, new internal decoration and a redesign of the box office to accommodate a new café and an opening up of the front of the building to make it more welcoming and attractive.

Looking further ahead, our plans for the complete re-development of the Centre remain in place and are crucial for the long-term prospects of the city. In the meantime, we are very much still open for business – we have attracted 13 new conferences since January this year and we look set to achieve our target of £60m of new conferences by the end of the year.

Another area which can potentially bring enormous benefit to the city’s economy is sport. We are looking

[Re The Lion’s Face review, L7 476] I was one of those who left at the interval, and it was not due to ‘unnervingly convincing’ performances, rather the opposite.

The production was unconvincing in both acting and directing. I have witnessed dementia in my family over many years, but did not find this an engaging or meaningful portrayal of it. It felt like a production with plenty of thought and research gone into it, but not enough imagination and artistic skill, and very conventional and uninspired theatrically, within the contemporary context. I wouldn’t mind that so much if it was entertaining, moving or thoughtprovoking, but it was none of those things for me.

Fialka, via www.thelatest.co.uk/7 Dear Editor, I thought you would like to know how much I enjoy reading Ruby's column. A few weeks ago, Ruby wrote about darning her riding gloves. I too darn, I have at least six pairs of socks in my drawer that anyone else, apart from Ruby and others of our generation, would have thrown out. I enjoy the way Ruby looks at life, she sounds a fun lady to be around. Yours truly, Linda Foster, via email [Re Artichoke presents Show Off review at www.thelatest.co.uk] I’m so sad to have missed these performances. As one of the sponsors I feel so proud to have made a contribution to the awesome Artichoke group. Next year I will endeavour to make the long trip from Chile as I know I won’t be dissapointed Matt Wilson, via www.thelatest.co.uk/7 You can also write to: Letters, Latest Homes Ltd, Unit 1, Level 5 North, New England House, New England Street, Brighton BN1 4GH

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very closely at how we can capitalise on the 2012 Olympics and are planning an exciting programme of activities with this in mind.

Building on the massive success of the first Brighton Marathon we will be hosting one new flagship event each year – Paddle Round the Pier in 2011 and the Big Dance in 2012 – in addition to local events including the Brighton And Hove Aqua Festival and the TakePart International Festival of Sport.

We will also be heavily promoting our own official pre-games training camp for Beach Volleyball at Yellowave in Madeira Drive.

Brighton and Hove is one of the leading cities in the UK when it comes to the arts. In five years time, I would like to be able to say the same about our sporting facilities and reputation.

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BOOKINGS | COMPETITIONS | CHART 07 OMD

L7 Bookings On sale this week…

Foals

Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 29 October, £29.50, 01273 709709, www.brightondome.org The synth pop duo trail work from their forthcoming 11th studio album, History Of Modern (after appearing at Britain's first Vintage Computer Festival!)

MY PASSION + DEAD BY APRIL + MORE Concorde 2, 9 October, £8, 01273 673311, www.concorde2.co.uk Electro punk meets goth metal from the Kerrang! darlings at this 14+ gig.

To listen to the chart and submit your track, go to www.thelatest.co.uk/7/music-chart

Brighton Download Chart TOP 10 8 Latest 1 Panos Christofi – Only The Night (World Remake) 2 Shoot The Dead – Kill Machine Kill 3 Shoot The Dead – NW1 4 Shoot The Dead – Lullaby 5 KontraPunkt – Shelter In The Fog 6 Chris Harvey – Graviton

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Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 8 November, £14, 01273 709709, www.brightondome.org Oxford’s angular art-rockers play from brand new second LP Total Life Forever, revealing whether or not they were taking the proverbial with the promise of ‘tropical prog’.

8 Panos Christofi – If You Do What You Always Do...

My Passion

9 The Last Cry – Rebekka 10 KontraPunkt – Intro

AL MURRAY: PUB LANDLORD Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 13-14 October, £25, 01273 709709, www.brightondome.org The pub philosopher arrives on his new Barrel Of Fun tour. Al Murray’s recent cancelled Komedia gig has also been rescheduled for 25 June (the same tickets apply).

TOMMY TIERNAN Concorde 2, 8 October, £14/12, Pavilion Theatre, Brighton Dome, 01273 709709, www.brightondome.org Inflammatory Irish comic brings his latest set to this comparatively intimate venue.

Tommy Tiernan

Anglo-Cypriot Panos Christofu is number one this week with his ambient-techno world music hybrid of ‘Only The Night’. He’s got three other entries in this weeks top 40. Last week’s number one, two and three, Shoot The Dead, make way and drop down a place to take 2nd, 3rd and 4th positions. World Cup fever hasn’t ignited the Three Brians ‘Eng-er-land’ and they drop three places to number seven. KontraPunkt stay at number five while this week’s biggest riser, and new entry to boot, is Chris Harvey, who makes it to number six with ‘Graviton.’

11 Tenek

23 The Fooley Mantras Matter Of Time

12 Chaos Borne

24 Strangers

No Time For Fighting (Jab Edit)

The Moment

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Always Now

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First prize is VIP fast track entry to the show, glass of champers, a Yummy Mummy pamper session courtesy of Debbie Stevens Wellbeing Events and a mini cupcake tower from award-winners ‘Pure Flavour’. Three runnersup children’s prizes are fast track entry, a unique ‘mini-make’ with Phil Gallagher from Cbeebies Mister Maker and a fantastic WOW toy to take home. The expo is on 27 June at the Brighton Racecourse.

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WIGGLES BRIGHTON CENTRE FAMILY TICKET The Wiggles are bringing their brand new show to the Brighton Centre on 2 July.

This Wiggly show is the happiest in town and will wow you with gymnasts, acrobats and dancers. Joining the Wiggles will be Dorothy the Dinosaur and Wags the Dog. We have a family ticket (valid for four) and a signed programme to win.

Q What type of animal is Wags?

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Mantras Our Time

16 Chaos Borne

Watching

17 Tenek

State Of Mind

18 BreakinBear

Fall Apart

19 Panos Christofi

I’ll Never Know

20 Three Brians

We Are Eng–er–land!

25 Coda Luna

Folie a Deux

26 The Fooley

Mantras Best In People

27 No Sharp Objects

The Wrong Kind of Love!

28 White Star Liners

Tyre Pressure Was The Least Of His Worries

29 The Adam Kidd

Band Into The Night

30 Portslade

Waking Up

21 Panos Christofi

In My Mind

22 900 Spaces

Shake It Up

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Snap Shots Photographer Diana Frangi captures the faces and places that define our city. This week: Crime writer Peter James

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Brighton is a beautiful city with a dark underbelly and a long criminal history. The perfect place for a crime writer! My new novel is about a serial rapist who stalks women in expensive shoe shops around The Lanes and collects the victim’s shoes as trophies. It is inspired by a true story, The Rotherham Shoe Rapist, who was convicted in 2006. My central character, Detective Superintendent Roy Grace of Sussex CID finds himself in a desperate race against time to prevent Shoe Man from striking again, whilst struggling to deal with issues in his own personal life

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Brighton crime writer Peter James, making final preparations for the launch of his latest thriller, Dead Like You, on 2 June. The sixth in a series, his latest thriller will be published in 33 languages around the world. Also in demand as a film scriptwriter and a real life authority on forensics and police work, Peter will reading at The Old Market on Tuesday 8 June, and book signing at British Bookshops, 194 Western Road, Brighton on Friday 11 June.

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Celeb hairdressers Trevor Sorbie have had a celeb packed week. Firstly, regular customer and Olympic medallist Brighton gardener Andy Sturgeon wins The Chelsea Sally Gunnell popped by for a trim and Flower Show and Trevor Sorbie salon welcomes also offered her congratulations to two staff who recently completed the Sally Gunnell and Gok Wan London Marathon.

Sally posed for our exclusive picture with top stylist Kate Wingrove and colourist Kelly Caplin with their winning medals. Later that week, the salon gave Seaford resident Tracey Wallis a hair makeover as she was taking part in the new series of Gok Fashion Fix – again, see our exclusive pic of Tracey before she hits the screens of Channel 4.

Gok Wan is no ! stranger to shopping SPOTTED in the Lanes and his The Who’s Roger Daltrey, boyfriend recently the on dining with friends bought him a ring terrace at Fishy Fishy and from Lanes jeweller t. sporting a flowery blue shir Jeremy Hoye.

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t has been a bit of an emotional week to say the least, after my old friend, Brighton-based TV gardener Andy Sturgeon, took the top prize at The Chelsea Flower Show last Tuesday. Some of you may have read about Andy recently, as he very tragically lost his amazing partner Sarah last year due to a sudden illness. The couple had three sons together and Andy now brings up the boys whilst juggling his garden design business – no mean feat. I was privileged to know Sarah and her loss is still felt by everyone who knew her.

Very bravely, Andy got himself back to work and into his beloved gardening and the result was the creation of the most stunning show garden at Chelsea 2010, on behalf of the Daily Telegraph.

The judges, I’m told, were unanimous in awarding Andy's garden the top prize, and during the prize giving a few tears were shed by all that knew Andy.

I spoke to Andy after hearing the news on Radio 4 and then punching the air.

“I am absolutely thrilled,” he said, holding back the tears. “I feel mixed emotions of complete excitement and exhaustion. I have done so many interviews today I am in a complete whirlwind – most of them foreign!”

I asked Andy what was the inspiration behind the garden and he said, “The garden takes you on two paths – each one not really knowing where they will lead – but not in a ‘grass is always greener type of way!’”

Andy is no stranger to winning gold medals at Chelsea as this will be his fifth gold but this is his first best in show award. Andy will be on stand at the show until Saturday, when his three boys will be coming to see the garden for the first time. Well done from all us here at Latest 7, Andy!

The prize for randomest celeb tweet of the week has to go to Heather Mills for this one: ‘My daughter is dancing round the kitchen to Frankie Knuckles Your Love on the Beat FABULOUS x’. Heather also reportedly had her romantic advances turned down by a musician last Monday. Onlookers at the premiere of Arabia 3D at London’s IMAX Waterloo said she ‘made a beeline’ for RPJ Band frontman Rick Parfitt Jr. SPOTTED! Apparently they looked very cosy and Rick was being very Former EastEnder charming with her. But alas, the Carol Harrison out and about in The Lanes. rocker left the Saudi Arabiathemed VIP area as soon as the movie ended.

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WHAT’S NOT ON: Films

Chris Morris film that would have been really outrageous if it had been released four years ago, but which now seems to reflect what all of middle-england believes anyway. (18) 2.00, 4.00, 8.00, 10.30

A local poet writes

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etired gasfitter and local bard Ron Outhouse, 69, presents another poem written specially for Bare Cheek. Ron’s self-published poetry collections, Fishing For Rainbows, Dreams On A Sunday Afternoon and They Run All The Bloody Media You Know are not available in all good bookshops. He is a regular (and lively!) contributor to many local newspaper letters pages and radio phone-in programmes.

‘On Brighton Pavilion Voters Electing Caroline Lucas As Britain’s First Green MP’ So Brighton pav have give us An MP who is green, By which I don’t mean ‘immature’ I wouldn’t be that mean!

MULTIPLEX

Film which has been publicised with an extensive viral internet campaign and has a knowingly silly or bizarre title (‘Priest With A Flamethrower’ or something like that) that it is unable to live up to. (15) 12.00, 2.00, 4.00. 8.00. 10.30 Hollywood film that seems, somewhat bafflingly, to star Russell Brand (12a) 10.00, 12.00, 2.00, 4.00, 8.00

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Another British film about gangsters. Yes. Another one. (15) 2.00, 4.00, 6.00 Comeback movie from ‘90s indie movie wunderkind destined, rightly, to be largely ignored. (15) 2.00, 4.00, 6.00 Word-of-mouth horror sleeper hit which seems strangely similar to the last word-of-mouth horror sleeper hit. (18) 2.00, 4.00, 6.00 And another British film about gangsters. Do you know how many gangsters I've ever met in 39 years of life? None. You know why? There aren't any. They only exist in Ray Winstone movies and episodes of EastEnders. (15) 2.00, 4.00, 6.00

No, green she is on politics One of those who’d like To save the whale, and ban the car And make us ride a bike.

All very nice – but there are those Who think this just a stunt...

The rest of this poem has been censored. After reading this poem aloud on the steps of the Town Hall, Mr Outhouse was arrested for being in breach of the hate crimes and disorder act 1998 and is currently being held in cells at Brighton Police Station pending bail.

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Really, really, really baffling remake of something that was only made in about 1990 anyway. I mean, what’s the point, what is the bloody point?

They’ll be remaking things from 2005 next. Then they’ll get to the point where they’re rebooting the same franchise every year until everyone’s died of boredom and confusion. Make something new for God’s sake. (18) 10.00, 12.00, 2.00, 4.00, 8.00, 10.30

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What we used to say An occasional series in which we struggle to remember the original, simple, once common terms that have been abandoned in favour of ghastly, overblown, crass, managerial Americanisms.

WHAT WE SAY NOW: “Bandwidth” Once a technological term delineating the amount of data passing through a connection over a given time, this has attained a looser meaning approximating “wherewithal”. “Nick, do you have the bandwidth to hold that meeting tomorrow morning?”

WHAT WE USED TO SAY: “Resources”

Something really French (18) 2.00, 4.00, 6.00

BARDSLEY?S

Astral Angi

Astral’s aid to star travel

★ARIES {Mar 21–Apr 20}

★CANCER {June 22–July 22}

★LIBRA {Sep 23–Oct 22}

★CAPRICORN {Dec 21–Jan 19}

★TAURUS {Apr 21–May 21}

★LEO {July 23–Aug 22}

★SCORPIO {Oct 23–Nov 21}

★AQUARIUS {Jan 20–Feb 19}

★GEMINI {May 22–June 21}

★VIRGO {Aug 23–Sep 22}

★SAGITTARIUS {Nov 22–Dec 20}

★PISCES {Feb 20–Mar 20}

Astral projection or travel is ideal for Aries. Simply relax and imagine yourself somewhere else, somewhere nicer perhaps? Are you there yet?

Hello? Hello? Hello?

Taurus is a perfect candidate for astral projection. Picture yourself in some rural idyl, green pasture, a gentle breeze.. what’s that? Ah, the hum of the approaching abattoir van.

Geminis are less likely to successfully project in an astral sense. It’s not rocket science but you do need to concentrate and I am afraid you simply don’t have it.

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With Cancer, astral travelling is one step forward and two steps back, or is that one step sideways and two steps back? Oh well, whatever, face the facts crabby, you ain’t going nowhere!

Leos can astral project but only alone. It’s a sad fact of this star sign that any planetary astral-planing is a solo excursion. Still, the time alone will be good for you, and for us!

Virgos can surf the astral universe with ease and that is beacuse their body and soul is not weighed down by carnal thoughts or sins of the flesh. Dull but true.

Librans can astrally project but invariably they end up in either Scotland or the South of France, which is rather limiting. With more effort you might achieve Llandudno.

Scorpio is too angry to astrally project. The astral in-flight attendants simply refuse to allow you onto their plane until you calm down. Be prepared to settle for Gatwick.

Sagis are safe to travel if they are prepared. I have an offer on astral travel rugs and thermos flasks right now. Go to www astralangimart.org and quote pensioner special.

Capricorns must stay home. Astral travel is not for you. Instead, buy Michael Palin DVDs and let him take the strain. Sorry to disappoint you, but you can’t be trusted.

Aquarians need to concentrate on settling down rather than travelling.

Talk about flighty, my best mate is Aquarian and he hasn’t settled for years. He is exhausted, so take heed.

Pisces could travel astrally at will if they put a mind to it – but they won’t.

Instead they poddle off to Baker Street and indulge in fried fish and chipped potatoes at Bardlsey’s.

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NIGHTMARES ON WAX Ruby Wax’s new show Losing It is all about her lifelong battle with depression.

She tells Bella Todd why her first outing in ten years is the darkest, and funniest, thing she’s ever written

We remember watching you interviewing Pamela Anderson on a beach, with tissue poking out of your bikini pants, and wondering admiringly whether you have an embarrassment threshold...

I’m normally embarrassed when I see it back on the screen. I thought I looked quite beautiful. So I was a little appalled. But when you’re doing it your adrenaline is up, you don’t really think about it.

I don’t care as much now. Yah. That’s what age has told me. Because so what? And I do think it’s really important to just deliver the news. Otherwise it clogs you up.

Is your new show, Losing It, an un-clogging?

Well, this show is about everybody losing it. I don’t do shallow stuff about dating and aren’t cats weird.

I’m talking about how none of us, from birth to death, really know how to run this thing called ‘life’. It’s really funny. And it’s horrifying. But everybody’s making it up on the spot. And the numbers of people with mental illness are going up. We have a question and answer at the end and people love it because they start speaking up. Because I’m so honest they think, ‘oh, I’d like to be honest’. And it has that kind of contagion, the audience start talking back. And then we go home really happy, like a club.

The show is a collaboration with singer Judith Owen, who describes her songs as ‘creating poignancy out of pain’...

It just happens that Judith and I both went off the rails. She’s on the same journey. And we have a hilarious relationship on stage. She plays a different type of illness – and then you’re not sure who’s craziest. It’s a duet. She’s the emotions and I’m the thoughts.

How did you and Judith meet?

Her husband was my boyfriend. Harry Shearer [of Spinal Tap and The Simpsons fame]. Many many moons ago. Way before she met him. And then we kind of fell in love – and have left Harry out of the equation. We’ve dropped him. She’s moved down the road. He’s in America wondering what happened!

You previewed Losing It at The Priory – that must be the ultimate place to test comedy material?

If they laugh, then anybody’s gonna laugh, yah.

And it was so unusual to do that. People were walking around crying and then they would start laughing when they were hearing what we were saying. I would’ve laughed too. The healing is hearing that other people have what you have. And they have a great sense of humour. In the institution I talk about who was so funny. There was a woman and I said ‘how are you?’ and she said ‘there’s a communist living in my back molar’. Now that’s a conversation opener. You know you never meet anybody dull who’s got a mental problem.

You’ve dated your own depression back to the ‘80s and the ‘women can have it all’ culture...

Oh well I had it before the ‘80s, but they didn’t know what it was. When you’re a little kid they think its physical. They thought it was glandular. They were almost dissecting me looking for it. Nobody can

“When you’re a kid they think its physical. They were almost dissecting me looking for it. Nobody can believe it’s in your mind”

believe it’s in your mind. I was thinking, if your organs had thoughts, they would tell you when they’re sick. The only organ that does is your brain, so why do people say that couldn’t be real? It’s more real than anything else.

Of your difficult relationship with your parents you’ve said that ‘everybody loved me before I learned to talk’...

I felt that was the case. I might rip that line for my new show! Any others? People treasure their kids and they love them, and then when they grow into individuals.... they hit the ceiling. Like you’re supposed to be a replica?

Your own warning sign is compulsive list making...

That’s always a sign that something’s going wrong for me. The tap starts to turn on. And it gets compulsive. I’m not bipolar but some people just withdraw to their beds whereas I get extra efficient.

To the point where I burn. You could say, what a great cleaning woman that is! But list making is a cover up for how sick you are.

You also have a smidgen of OCD when it comes to wearing red pants...

Oh that’s just an obsession with me. I have to wear red pants when I go on stage. I don’t know when it started, it’s the weirdest thing. I would be totally spooked if I went on stage with no red pants.

Part of the purpose of Losing It is normalising mental illness – is it true you actually go on holiday with your doctor?

Yah. He’s my really good friend. And his wife is my best friend. That happened coincidentally. When I’m normal we have a certain relationship, and when I get sick we have another one. He goes into a different mode. If he was a therapist it’s not allowed. But he’s a psychopharmacologist.

You’re not just tackling your depression with drugs – you’ve started studying it...

I’m doing an MA in neuroscience. It’s, uh... you know, I’m never going to be a brain scientist. But if you know how it works it lessens the sting. You can see that it’s mechanics. The big black dog is too vague for me. Totally.

Does finding the humour in all this come very naturally to you?

Only now. Yah. It took that many years. Eventually time moves on, and it is the zeitgeist to write about it now. But it took 10 years to write this, to put it all together. It’s the funniest thing I’ve ever written, and the darkest.

Do the two go hand in hand do you think?

For me they do.

Ruby Wax: Losing It is at Theatre Royal Brighton on Sunday 6 June, 08448 717 650, www.ambassadortickets.com/Brighton

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COVER FEATURE

Rachel Poulter

THE DESIGNERS OF TOMORROW

It’s the big one: 500 exhibitors and 1,500 visitors get ready for the 2010 Burt Brill & Cardens Graduate Show ‘Hook, Line And Sinker’

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t promises to be one of the biggest shows of its kind on the calendar anywhere in Britain, and one that provides a launch pad for rising stars in the world of art, design and fashion. More than 500 graduating students from the University of Brighton will be showcasing their work to over 1,500 visitors this June at ‘Hook, Line And Sinker’, Burt Brill and Cardens Graduate Show 2010.

Transformed into the largest art gallery in the South East, the Faculty of Arts in Grand Parade, Brighton, will play host to a vast collection of work from 25 courses, from 3D design to photography.

As one of the city’s cultural highlights of the year, the graduate show is accompanied by a bumper programme of activities in the university garden, including the annual sell-out Graduate Fashion Show on Saturday 5 June and the Family Day on Sunday 6 June. This sees the return of the hugely popular Big Knit, where novices and pros come together with knitting needles.

Back by popular demand for the fourth year running is the People’s Art Award, which invites the general public to vote for their favourite graduate’s work. Sponsors Burt Brill and Cardens, one of Brighton’s most reputable and long-standing firms of solicitors, show their commitment to raising the profile of students’ achievements by investing in the People’s Art Award. This is also backed by Latest Seven.

The graduate show provides an opportunity for visitors to uncover the next generation of promising artists, and they can commission artwork or compile

a collection of the students’ work before they become leading lights in their profession. Steven Woodward, fashion with business student, was a runnerup at this year’s Fashion Awareness Direct (FAD) competition and saw his work highlighted as part of London Fashion Week. His designs were selected from more than 100 entrants and the competition is described by Vogue.com as an “undeniable springboard for the next generation of talent”.

Knitted textiles student Debbie Holman, who received a £2,000 bursary from The Worshipful Company of Framework Knitters, will be displaying her clothing range, which is designed to help improve the quality of life for eczema sufferers. Debbie has worked with designers at Accessorize, and seen her work sold in New York. Knitted textiles student Sophie Penn was also the recipient of a bursary from The Worshipful Company of Framework Knitters. She will be exhibiting a range of work created as a result of her extensive research into the ways in which communication can be used in knitted textile design.

Katie Spragg, a student on the materials practice course specialising in ceramics and plastic, will display a collection inspired by narratives about poisoning. Textiles print student Laura Andrews, who has benefited from working in Ecuador, India and also at the design department of Accessorize, will be displaying her own range of fashion and textiles. With a great interest in fair trade, Laura is currently working as a designer for EcoChic, a company based in Hove, and also contributes to their online magazine.

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Fine art print student, Ania Zydron, jumped at the opportunity to take up a placement at the Nagoya University in Japan as part of her course. She had the opportunity to learn traditional Japanese woodcutting techniques and her exchange culminated in an international student exhibition. Like many of the students exhibiting at this year’s event, Ania is looking forward to seeing her work being given a wider public stage.

The University of Brighton prides itself on producing some of the UK’s most talented artists and designers. Past graduates include legendary Biba designer Barbara Hulanicki and Turner Prize-winners Keith Tyson and Rachel Whiteread. Fashion graduate Julien MacDonald was voted British Designer of the Year 2001, and Gresham Blake has become modish tailor to styleconscious stars and was listed in Time Out as one of Brighton’s new wave of entrepreneurs. Karen Craig has also had outstanding success as one half of fashion duo Marchesa, the British couture label and must-have brand among Hollywood celebrities.

Burt Brill and Cardens Graduate Show 2010: Hook, Line And Sinker, University of Brighton, Grand Parade, Brighton, 01273 644099.

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Introducing our new Head Chef Peter Bohannon!

PHO-NOMENAL Andrew Kay meets the people behind Pho, the new Vietnamese in Black Lion Street

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know little about Vietnamese food, not that I’m not interested, there’s simply been nothing to spark an interest. Until now and Pho. I went to meet creators and owners Juliette and Stephen Wall, and very soon I was hooked. Pho is a huge success in London with three branches; Brighton is their fourth and most adventurous to date. So are they a chain?

“We’re not a chain in the sense that most people view chains,” says Stephen. “Pho is owned by the two of us and we are independent, totally involved in the running of all four sites.”

So, why Vietnamese food? “We were travelling and fell in love with “We fell in love with this incredibly fresh and healthy style of cooking. I worked in this incredibly fresh marketing and Jules was a food scientist. It all seemed to make and very healthy sense. Our head chef is Lam. He is now living in Brighton and found and style of cooking” manages his own team here.”

Pho work in an open kitchen meaning they are totally transparent. ‘‘People can see that this is all fresh food with no shortcuts. Vietnamese food is about simple fresh flavours. It’s also very healthy, low in fat and totally gluten free. We’re purists too, with no Chinese dishes, and we’re crazy about the detail; even the chilli sauce is home-made. The air is filled with the amazing aroma of rich meaty stocks, fragrant herbs and gentle spices.”

Prices are affordable with starters from £3.25 and main courses from £6.95. They do take-out too – perfect for a picnic or desk lunch.I spotted no hidden extras either; they don’t even add service. The atmosphere is smart but relaxed and fun, and it looks great. They don’t take bookings – ‘‘although we will do our best for large parties,’’ adds Stephen.

Happy with an amazingly wicked coffee that day, I simply can’t wait to tuck into the full menu.

Pho, 12 Black Lion Street, Brighton, BN1 1ND, 01273 202403 www.phocafe.co.uk

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WELL ROUNDED Marc Bolger of Circa Events talks to Andrew Kay about the wide range of food and events they cater for

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t’s many years now since I first met Marc Bolger. Back then he had opened a restaurant in Lewes that was cooking up a storm and receiving national press acclaim. I went along to find out why, and pretty soon realised that his approach to food was both inventive and inspired. He was also an early advocate of local and seasonal cooking, a trend that has since become a standard claim for any food business that wishes to have credibility.

The restaurants were called Circa, Circa Fish, Circa brasserie and, over the years, it gained many fans and underwent a few changes including a new location. Then, three years ago, Marc decided to pull out of the hotel location they had moved to and concentrate on catering and event management. It was already becoming a major part of what his team did, and I had been to many an event at which the arrival of their signature canapés would indicate that Marc was in charge.”

Now Circa Events is one of the most highly respected catering companies in the area. They operate from a local farm based in on the Sussex downs which recently achieved an enviable five-

star rating in the food hygiene ‘scores on the doors’ campaign, an achievement that really does demand the most vigilant attention to cleanliness and procedures.

That of course is excellent news, but for most people what they really want to know is how good the food is and can they afford it. Marc is keen to emphasise that they cater for all kinds of events to suit all budgets, from four course fine dinning weddings to far more informal events where a key element can be a sense of fun.

“We have recently done themed parties for clients, and we are about to do a major event for a corporate business that is rodeo themed, with probable bucking broncos and burgers, but burgers made local sourced organic meat of the highest quality..” And it is quality and service that marks them out above so many others.

Circa Events have certainly made their mark with weddings, including celebrity events and featured in OK magazine. They also have an impressive list of clients for whom they do private catering including the chair of East Sussex County Council.

And with that impressive list under their belt now is the time for them to diversify.

“We were aware that many people have come to see us as major events caterers, which we are, of

VINTAGE CHIC Vintage mania takes over Brighton at the ‘Frock Me! Vintage Fashion Fair’

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ritain’s foremost vintage fashion event is the ‘Frock Me! Vintage Fashion Fair’ which descends on us once again on Sunday 6 June. The popular event is held five times a year at the Corn Exchange in Brighton as well as in Chelsea, London. Stars including Kylie, Yoko Ono, Annie Lennox, Paul Smith, Sophie Dahl and Anna Friel have been spotted rummaging through the rails looking for vintage bargains, and many of the buyers for High Street chains slip in to get inspiration for next season’s catwalk creations.

Students quickly cottoned onto the fact that they could easily buy the original items quite often for less than the modern copies that followed and what started as a local little fair when Frock Me! began a little over six years ago has now become a national movement with spin-off vintage events popping up all over the country.

Frock Me! Vintage Fashion Fair, Corn Exchange, Brighton Dome, Sunday 6 June, 11am–5pm, £4, students with ID: £2, accompanied under 16s free, 020 7254 4054, www.frockmevintagefashion.com

course. But we are also happy to do smaller events – ones that can be more fun. We do dinner parties for as few as 10 guests and go up to banquets for 450. We are now sole caterers for Northease Manor School, Laughton Barns, Handcross Park School and Kidbrooke Park School. We have a fun burger van from which we can serve top quality fast food with our usual twist and style. And it’s not just the food we do but the management of the whole event from booking and running the venue to the food and the drink. This is a total service and our core staff of four often expands to a team of 25 for major events.

“Whilst it’s fun to do major jobs like the England rugby team with O2, Coutts Bank, Bang and Olufsen, and Conran Associates, it’s equally exciting for us to do more intimate events.”

For the full range of services offered and price structures visit www.circacirca.com or call 01273 694111.

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HOTLIST Vietnamese

L7 Hotlist

Pho Pho is a family-run Vietnamese restaurant serving traditional and healthy street food in a contemporary environment. The menu specialises in fresh dishes like pho noodle soup complemented by other Vietnamese foods including goi (salads), bun vermicelli noodles, cari (Vietnamese curry), goi cuon and cha gio (summer and spring rolls). Pho is open seven days a week with outdoor seating.

Pho, 12 Black Lion Street, Brighton, www.phocafe.co.uk

Eateries and bars catering for all tastes. For more dining options visit www.thelatest.co.uk Restaurants British & modern European Bardsley’s Probably Brighton’s most popular fish and chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele. Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials.

Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue.

There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices.

22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256

The Gallery An independent British restaurant in the heart of Brighton’s Lanes, The Gallery prides itself in serving the very best fresh, locally sourced and seasonal menu. Head chef Mosa Jobi joined the team in 2007 from the Dorchester Mayfair Hotel in London.

The Gallery restaurant offers a warm environment to celebrate any occasion.

28 East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HL, 01273 773327

Koba Bar and Venue Koba hosts a Credit Crunch Menu in the cocktail bar Sunday to Friday with cocktails from £2.95 and wine from £7.95 a bottle all night long. With thre bars over three floors and a dedicated team of mixologsts, this venue stands as a flagship of quality and has received many awards.

135 Western Road, Brighton, BN3 4FF, 01273 720059

The Restaurant At Drakes Nestled inside Brighton’s finest designer hotel – the perfect setting for intimate dinners or private parties. Winner of two coveted AA Rosettes, Drakes offers exquisite cuisine with the highest quality seasonal ingredients.

2-course menu for £28; 3 courses for £36.

5-course chef’s menu £50. Private dining room for up to 12 people.

43–44 Marine Parade, Brighton, BN2 1PE, 01273 696934, www.drakesofbrighton.com

Chinese Gars Restaurant This old Brighton favourite offers an exciting menu with some great new ideas and a wholly different experience in terms of style and presentation. Smart service, beautiful interiors and a chic atmosphere make this one of the city’s top places to be seen. Start downstairs at the bar. Eat from £10.

19 Prince Albert Street, Brighton 01273 321321, www.gars.co.uk

French Cocoa Patisserie Cocoa is an authentic French patisserie near Brighton Station. Everything is homemade on the premises each morning with the finest ingredients. A selection of pastries, cakes, tarts, biscuits, jams, ice creams, sandwiches, quiches, toasties and salads to eat in or take away. Beautiful cakes made to order.

48 Queens Road, Brighton, BN1 3XB, 01273 777412

New Steine Bistro This cosy French bistro with regular art exhibitions is the perfect setting to enjoy homemade French food using local produce as much as possible. Their reasonably priced menu starts at £12.50 for 2 courses, £14.50 for 3, Sunday to Thursday; and £16.50 for 2 courses, £18.50 for 3 on Friday and Saturday.

A la carte menu available. Open 6pm.

10 /11 New Steine, Brighton, BN2 1PB, 01273 681546/695415 www.newsteinehotel.com/restaurant.asp

L’Église Traditional French restaurant offering classic cuisine for contemporary tastes. A la carte menu Tuesday to Sunday with daily specials.

Locally sourced produce including freshly

caught fish, and an Anglo-French cheeseboard.

Enjoy the south-facing terrace with the twocourse lunch menu, Tuesday–Saturday, 12–6pm at £9.95 or relax on a Sunday with a delicious French roast.

196 Church Road, Hove, 01273 220868, www.legliserestaurant.co.uk

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Spinelli Coffee combines the best of modern Italian café culture with great-tasting, highquality specialty coffee and mouth-watering pastries and savouries. Beautiful oak sliding doors look onto a heated outdoor seating area with sea views, with free Wi-Fi. 24 Garnet House, College Road, Brighton, 01273 818819

Chaula’s Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide variety of vegetarian, vegan and gluten and wheat-free dishes. Buffet available 11am–3pm Mon–Sat. Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

The Chilli Pickle The Chilli Pickle is an Indian Bistro in the heart of The Lanes. Lunch is packed full of Indian street food plus a good selection of thalis and the ever-popular Masala Dosa. Sumptuous feasts at dinner include the national awardwinning Oxtail Madras. Belgian beers, luxury loose teas and a wine list also feature.

42 Meeting House Lane, Brighton, 01273 323824, www.thechillipicklebistro.co.uk

Eastern Eye Just south of Preston Circus, Eastern Eye is a great choice for business and pleasure, being presented in a very relaxed, authentic style.

Whether it’s South Indian, Tandoori, Mughlai or Bengali dishes, here you can sample a variety of classic dishes found in the Indian Subcontinent, accompanied with a variety of local beers, wines and a cocktail menu.

Eastern Eye, 58 London Road, Brighton, BN1 4JE 01273 685151, www.easterneyerestaurant.co.uk

The London Unity The London Unity in Hanover is known locally as ‘The Curry Pub’, and with the excellent authentic Indian curries available, it’s no surprise. A popular option is the Thali platter and a drink for £10 – it’s not only excellent food but amazing prices as well. Food served from 6pm.

131 Islingword Road, Brighton, BN2 9SH, 01273 681285

Italian Donatello Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent value Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant-value meal deals on blackboards outside – two courses £6.95, three £8.95 – as well as à la carte.

The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value.

Brighton Place, Brighton BN1 1HJ, 01273 775477, www.donatello.co.uk

Fat Leo The budget branch of the Donatello stable but you’d be hard-pressed to see why. Quality family dining in the Italian mould but a little less expensive. Popular with students and young families, with trendy interiors, and a menu with the signature set-price boards proclaiming any two courses £5.95, and three at £7.95.

16–17 Market Street, Brighton BN1 1HH, 01273 325135, www.fatleo.co.uk

Japanese Moshi Moshi Is there a better and cooler place to eat Japanese in Brighton? We don’t think so, and neither do Moshi Moshi’s ever-growing fan base. Their sushi is fantastic, the service great, and they’ve won a brace of awards for their work in fish conservation. If you’re not yet a Moshi member, you’re missing out: their 50% off on Moshi Mondays are a phenomenom.

Opticon, Bartholomew Square, Brighton, BN1 1JS, 01273 719195, www.moshibrighton.couk

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Thai Sabai Thai Gastrobar Sabai transports you to the beach bars of Samui or the contemporary restaurants of Bangkok.

With its cosy Thai cushions nestled up on a raised platform, enjoy a 2-for-1 cocktail or dishes in the afternoon from just £4.95. With an acoustic guitarist on Wednesdays and Sundays.

165–169 Princes House, Princes Place, North St, Brighton, 01273 773030, www.sabaibrighton.co.uk

Check out Andrew Kay’s comprehensive Brighton, Hove and Sussex Food & Drink directory online at www.thelatest.co.uk

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Let it shine Sam from Shine Hair & Beauty answers your hair queries. This week: finding a hairstyle to suit you and adding gloss to blonde hues

Q: I haven’t been to the hairdressers for quite a while, and generally feel nervous in hair salons.

My hair is long and limp, and I always seem to leave the salon looking the same. I want to change my hair but have no idea what would suit me, what should I do?

A: Some hair salons can be quite intimidating so feeling nervous is quite normal. The best thing to do is arrange a consultation with a hairdresser. A good hairdresser will be able to look at your hair texture, thickness and also your face shape and advise on some hairstyles and hair colour that will not only suit you but work with your lifestyle and budget. A good idea is to visit the hair salon you’ve chosen with some pictures from magazines, although most looks you see in magazines will have extensions, colour, and hours of work for that particular look, it can be a real help for the hairdresser and most looks can be adapted to suit you. A great look at the moment is a grown out bob, cut to the collarbone with some layers to give your hair some body.

Q: My hair is dyed blonde and never seems to have any shine. I like the colour but really want to make it look more glossy.

A: Blonde hair doesn’t tend to reflect light as well as dark hair so it needs all the help it can get. If you’re happy with the colour then one option would be an Aveda clear glossing treatment: it adds great shine and condition to your hair without affecting the tone of your hair colour. To help further with shine, Aveda’s Light Elements Smoothing Fluid will help to even the surface area of the hair and make it look more glossy. As with all serums, keep the product away from your roots to avoid build-up on the scalp.

If you have a question for Shine, please email salon@shinehairgroup.com Book your next hair appointment at Shine on 01273 604404. Shine Hair and Beauty, 111 Gloucester Road, Brighton, BN1 4AF,

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FAVOURITE THINGS Andrew Kay looks forward to Connie Fisher in The Sound Of Music when it reaches Eastbourne

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Anyone who thinks that musicals are soppy should think again. This story is a hefty tale of Nazi oppression in Austria sweetened with the tale of a novitiate guitar-wielding nun. It may sound unlikely, but is for the most part the true story of Maria and Captain Von Trapp and their warbling brood – and I love it; I simply cannot wait to see it. Especially as the last production I saw had Petula Clarke in the lead role when she was already far too old for the part and Michael Jayston who couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket.

Connie Fisher proved all detractors of the BBC competition wrong when she went on to conquer the role for 15 months in the West End after which she went to the Menier Chocolate Factory, currently the hothouse of musical theatre, in They’re Playing Our Song.

All these things aside, this is simply up there at the top of the chart of all time great musicals and given the scale of the production, Eastbourne is the best place at which to see it on this tour.

The Sound of Music, Congress Theatre, Eastbourne, Tuesday 1–Saturday 19 June, 7pm Mondays, 7.30pm Tuesday to Saturday and Thursday and Saturday matinees at 2.30pm. £16–£39.50, 01323 412000, www.eastbournetheatres.co.uk

Al fresco A season of outdoor theatre at The Hawth

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he hills of Brighton right now are alive with the sound of snoring as we go into a post-festival recovery period. The May onslaught of art and culture is without doubt a fabulous affair but it does leave one exhausted and a little culture-logged.

The good news is that Eastbourne is alive with The Sound Of Music. The accomplished and acclaimed West End production is now on tour and under the wimpole is How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria? winner Connie Fisher.

Connie wowed audiences at the London Palladium with her performance that finally dispelled the belief that the role could only ever be played either

by Julie Andrews or by someone doing a Julie Andrews impression.

Connie is joined on stage by Michael Praed who rose to fame in the hit TV show Robin Of Sherwood, and who has also had hits in the West End and in musicals. Praed is an Eastbourne boy too, so this is his home ground.

The Sound Of Music is one of the most successful musicals of all time, and rightly so. Packed from start to finish with hit song after hit song it is easy to see how the sing-a-long film shows became such an enormous cult event. The stage show does in fact have at least one number that was cut from the film too, as a bonus for real Rogers and Hammerstein fans.

Stagelistings > Tuesday 1 to Monday 7 June> BRIGHTON DOME, CONCERT HALL >Until 5 June, 7.45pm, 2.15pm matinee 01273 700747 www.brightondome.org Latin Fever BBC’s Strictly stars joined by four Latin American dancing duos. >5 June, 7.30pm, £24.50–£36 BRIGHTON DOME, PAVILION THEATRE 01273 700747 www.brightondome.org The Bug and The Butterfly An insect falls in love with a butterfly in a minature world created by Peut-être Theatre. >6 June, 11am & 2pm, £7/£5, family ticket £22 CHICHESTER FESTIVAL THEATRE, MINERVA 01243 781312 www.cft.org.uk Yes, Prime Minister! Original writers have reunited for the 30th anniversary of TV’s most successful political comedy

Thu & Sat, £10–£34 Love Story Howard Goodall's brand new musical version of Love Story. >Until 5 June, 7.30pm, 2.30pm matinee Thu & Sat, £27.50 CRAWLEY: THE HAWTH, 01293 553636 www.hawth.co.uk James & The Giant Peach Popular children’s classic by Roald Dahl peformed on the open-air stage. >3 June, 6.30pm, £11 child £8.50, family ticket £30. At Worth Park Gardens.

EASTBOURNE: CONGRESS THEATRE 01323 412000 www.eastbournetheatres.co.uk The Sound Of Music Connie Fisher plays

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ray for sun as the Hawth have five great outdoor shows on offer. The acclaimed touring company Illyria kick-start the season at Worth Park Gardens with a special half term treat: Roald Dahl’s ever popular James And The Giant Peach will be brought to life in the open air in a show that captures all the fun and excitement of the classic story.

Quantum Theatre present Dickens’ most popular novel, Great Expectations on Thursday 24 June, when the amphitheatre will be transformed into the misty marshes

Maria in the hit production of legendary Rodgers and Hammerstein musical The Sound of Music. See feature (above). >1–19 June, 7.30pm, (Mon 7pm), 2.30pm matinee Thu & Sat, £16–£39.50 EASTBOURNE: DEVONSHIRE PARK THEATRE 01323 412000 www.eastbournetheatres.co.uk The History Boys Alan Bennett’s awardwinning play about a bunch of Northern sixth formers attempting to gain entrance to Oxford and Cambridge. >until 5 Jun, 7.45pm, 2,30pm matinee Thurs & Sat, £13.50–£21 HOTEL DU VIN, BRIGHTON www.nightinwonderland.com West End Wonderland Cabaret night with current West End performers, featuring guest acts from Legally Blonde, Jersey Boys and Wicked. >6 Jun, 7pm, £15

and dirty streets of London for an entertaining evening.

From Illyria, Romeo And Juliet is the perfect evening of romance and drama. Likewise, their production of Jane Austen’s Pride And Prejudice always sells out, and the performance at the Hawth Amphitheatre is sure to be no exception. And forget Sherwood Forest, Goffs Park is the place for a very funny romp through the world of Robin Hood. Children aged three plus can enjoy a show full of music, laughter and men in tights on in August.

James And The Giant Peach, Thursday 3 June, 6.30pm; Great Expectations, Thursday 24 June, 7pm; Romeo And Juliet, Tuesday 6 July, 7pm; Pride And Prejudice, Tuesday 20 July, 7pm; Robin Hood, Saturday 21 August, 6pm ALFRESCO OFFER! Book two summer outdoor shows for just £8 each or book three or more for just £7 each.

(Usual price: £11/£8.50, family of four: £30), 01293 553636, www.hawth.co.uk

THE OLD CO-OP BUILDING 01273 700747 www.brightondome.org Before I Sleep dreamthinkspeak’s site-responsive piece inspired by Chekhov’s The Cherry Orchard has had rave reviews and extends its Brighton Festival run. (no performance Mondays). >Until 13 June, timed slots every five minutes between 6.30pm–9.30pm, £15 THEATRE ROYAL BRIGHTON 08448 717650 www.theambassadors.com/theatreroyal Beauty And The Beast Brighton Theatre Company present the Disney musical >1–5 June, 7.30pm, 2.30pm matinee Thurs & Sat, £14–£25 WORTHING: PAVILION THEATRE, 01903 206206 www.worthingtheatres.co.uk Dreamboats & Petticoats Marks and Gran’s feel-good musical set in the ‘60s. >7–12 June, 7.30pm, 2.30pm matinee Wed & Sat, £15–£29.50

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>highlight The most original and innovative piece of club genius lands on our shores once again! Does your mate love to skank while you are the reigning air guitar champ? Then this digital headphone revolution could resolve all your musical war zones. Two channels of party mayhem balanced on top of your pixie cuts and Jedward flicks sees two DJs battle house basslines and techy wobble against booty shakin’ R’n’B. Be your own selector, flick between the channels or slip them right off for some mid-rave banter at audible volumes. Silence is golden.

Saturday 5 June, Honey Club

TUESDAY 1 AUDIO Wasted Youth. Tight-trousered indie disco.

11pm–3am, £3/2 HONEY CLUB A great urban Latin cocktail, three spoons of reggaeton, two shots of R’n’B and dancehall. 9pm–3am, £3/2 JAM Trip Out. Eclectic mix of electro swing, breaks and trip hop plus retro thumb action!

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9pm–3am, free b4 11 KOMEDIA Freak Out! An audio-visual blast back to the era of disco. 11pm, £5 LIFE Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box. Fidget, bass and firing electro. 11pm–3am, £6/4 PAVILION TAVERN Kick Out The Jams. Loud, dirty rock ’n’ roll anthems! 10.30pm, £1 b4 12 THE JAZZ ROOMS Soul Casserole. Jazz, funk, Latin and funky beats from special guest, DJ Bob Smith. 11pm, £4/3 THE LOFT Malicious. 10pm, £5/free VOLKS Vote Erisian. Live industrial D'n'B influenced breakcore from Enduser, Mutant Junglist Stivs and schizoid beats from Raxyor.

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10pm–5am, £10-5 CONCORDE 2 Supercharged. Love child of the jungle and D'n'B sounds Zinc showcases his new creation of house trax. 11pm, £12.50 DIGITAL Pussycat Club - 15th Birthday.

Hedonistic bash of costumes, funky electro and dirty house. 11pm–4am, £15/12 FUNKY BUDDHA LOUNGE Maxxi Soundsystem.

Odd parties for freaks exploring a love of boogie, disco and glitter! 11pm, £5 b4 12 HONEY CLUB Silent Disco. 10.30pm, £10 JAM The Stash. Kick-ass live bands and DJs spinning indie, punk, 60s and more. 8pm3am, £4 KOMEDIA Guilty Pleasures. A hedonistic world of pop glee, grab your inflatable palm tree, pina colada and conga to tropicana. 11pm, £6/5 MICRO@DIGITAL Schizotheque. A ghetto electro disco with actors infiltrating the crowd!

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Concorde 2, 7.30pm, £11 The Long Goodbye + The Sea Will Decide + Charlie Harman Americana night.

Latest Musicbar, 8pm, £4 William Orbit + Tim Pope The acclaimed electronica maverick and sought-after record producer plays a rare Brighton show.

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Komedia, 8pm, £17.50 Mi Ami + Cold Pumas Brighton-based psychedelic rockers.

Komedia, 8pm, £6 Stereophonics You've gotta hand it to 'em: this sort of longevity is rare in the guitar pop biz.

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Concorde 2, 7pm, £20 Plaid and the Southbank Gamelan Players Fusion of the Plaid sound with that of the Javanese Gamelan orchestra.

De La Warr Pavilion, 8pm, £10–14 Silje Nes Norwegian multi-instrumentalist.

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Digital, 7.30pm, £8 Steve Harley And Cockney Rebel Pop-rock oldtimer famed for his classic ‘Make Me Smile’ signature tune.

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With Jeff Hemmings

STEREOPHONICS Unbelievably successful UK band who continue to strive for new heights. This week they’ll be the opening act for the new Cardiff City football stadium (capacity 32,000). Before that they’ll be playing the humble Brighton Centre (4,500).

Interestingly, though, this hasn’t sold out... Has live music reached its peak?

Wednesday 2 June, Concorde 2

JULIAN COPE Julian Cope is a singer, poet, occultist and photographer. A maverick and classic English eccentric, he still knows which side his bread is buttered on and, after 20 solo albums, countless collaborative projects and six books, this ‘anarchist’ has recently paraded a darker, folkier sound – generally accessible stuff compared to much of the wilfully experimental fringe stuff he often cheerleads for. A great entertainer.

Wednesday 2 June, Komedia

BAKKHEIA Interesting collaborative night where it is hoped that the barriers between audience and artist will be eradicated. Featuring Cosmo, the one-man-and-loop-pedal extraordinaire, the Vocal Explosion Quartet (where the audience will be invited to provide text), the highly experimental bicycle drummer Puncture Kit, and much more...

Wednesday 2 June, Latest Musicbar

MARTHA REEVES & THE VANDELLAS One of the world's most celebrated and legendary Motown artists returns to Brighton after last year's sold out gig. Expect all of the hits including ‘Dancing In The Street’, ‘Heat Wave’, ‘Nowhere To Run’, ‘Jimmy Mack’ and ‘I’m Ready For Love’. They may be getting on but they can still get down... There’s an after party, too, with Soul Survivors DJ Paddy Shevlin.

Friday 4 June, Concorde 2

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Acoustic pop outfit Two Spot Gobi on stress-free recording sessions and splitting their time between Brighton and California

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amed after a fish spotted at, er, Plymouth’s National Marine Aquarium, Two Spot Gobi are one of Brighton’s best kept secrets, regularly selling out the likes of Komedia and becoming a band on the cusp of major success.

“Rob Lewis and I met at Sussex University,” says frontman James Robinson, “and we recruited the others from there.”

For the last five years the band have been developing their audience through constant gigging here in the UK, Europe and many forays to the USA. “We met Jason Mraz [not a particularly well known name here in the UK, but a big success in his home continent of America] who came to one of our shows – he invited us on tour, and we’ve kept a close relationship with him ever since.

“As a result we were invited to his studio in San Diego to make an album, which we did with Niko Bolas [who has nine Neil Young albums to his credit!].”

Mraz contributed his vocal to ‘Tomorrow’, a track on their forthcoming album. In the meantime, there’s the first single ‘You Make It Easy’, a tune that sums up the Two Spot Gobi philosophy of upbeat positivism. “Mraz’s studio is right in the middle of farmland – full of orange and lemon groves, and avocado fields,” continues James, “and it was close to the beach. Those vibes translated onto the album... the creative process was stress free!”

Musically, the band strike a balance between soulful, alternative pop and quality musicianship.

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trumpet player within their ranks: Rob Lewis. “Most of us actually teach music when we’re not gigging,” says James. “Rob and I often come up with the core basis of a song, and then we take it to the band and work on it organically.”

With the band signed to independent label IRL, a management company behind them and Chris Moyles’ brother helping out on the radio-plugging side of things, it’s all looking sunny side up for a band who have worked hard in developing a large and loyal audience here in the UK, particularly on the south coast.

“We’re all over it,” says James, referring to the hard work and hands-on approach that they have, including getting stuck in on the increasingly important social networking side of things. “We like to give new stuff to our fans... show them what new things we’re doing... I try and convey some truth or experience with the lyrics that people can relate to. If you’re not saying something that’s real to you, there’s no point in saying it!”

With action on both sides of the Atlantic, any thoughts on relocating to the States? “There’re so many similarities between California and Brighton,” he says. “It would be great to go out there more and expand our fanbase and still have a really good base here.” The best of both worlds?

Positive thinking indeed...

Wednesday 2 June, Komedia

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THE SPACE

The Art of Truth, Compassion, Tolerance

The Space is Brighton’s unique monthly arts and media event and brings together the creative community with special guest interviews. The June event is presented by Briggy Smale with appearances from leading musician, composer and producer William Orbit, and influential filmmaker and music video director, Tim Pope. There will also be a music set from popular Brighton act, Kovak.

The Space is a great networking event, with the chance to meet others working in the creative industry. The monthly special guests offer invaluable advice through anecdotes and Q&As, giving an inside look into the industry.

William Orbit is perhaps best known for producing Madonna’s album Ray Of Light, which received four Grammy Awards and sold 20 million copies worldwide. He has also produced for Blur, Pink, U2 and Robbie Williams, and has three Grammy Awards under his belt.

Tim Pope is an awardwinning pop video-maker, most famous for working with The Cure. Other artists he has collaborated with include The Bangles, David Bowie, Fatboy Slim and Paul McCartney.

The Space, The Basement, Kensington Street, Brighton, Thursday 3 June, 7.30pm, £6/5

Events highlights FRIDAY 4 Don't Feed The Poets Monthly cabaret of poetry, music, comedy and all three combined.

Host Justin Coe introduces three acts, interspersed with his own poems, songs and wit. Featuring comic-poet A. F. Harold, comic-magician Romany Diva of Magic, and comic-poet-magician Nathan Penlington.

Upstairs at Three and Ten, 8pm, £7

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The Hawth, Crawley, 2pm, £3

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SATURDAY 5 Finishing The Picture: An Arthur Miller Retrospective Celebrating the life, work and legacy of Arthur Miller with speakers, acted

excerpts and readings, and screenings of famous Miller interviews.

New Venture Theatre, Hove, 8pm, £8

Opening a window into ancient and contemporary China, this exhibition portrays the story of Falun Gong – a traditional Chinese self-improvement practice – via realistic oil paintings and watercolours from mostly Chinese artists.

The Art of Truth, Compassion, Tolerance, 31 Marina Square, Brighton Marina, 07946 591 198. Until 11 July

Gormley: Critical Mass Acclaimed sculptor Antony Gormley’s Critical Mass is made up of five casts from 12 discrete moulds of Gormley’s body. The aim is for the body forms to evoke emotions from the viewer depending upon which way they are orientated. Situated on the terrace of this suitably modernist building.

Antony Gormley: Critical Mass, De La Warr Pavilion, Bexhill-on-Sea, 01424 229111.

Until 31 August

Beyond Practice

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An exhibition by 43 final year students from the Media and Practice and Theory BA degree course, featuring film dramas and documentaries, photograph, digital installations and radio documentaries. Offers thought provoking and alternative views on all walks of life, from the police and pensioners to fetishists and the working man’s club!

Beyond Practice, Silverstone Building, University of Sussex, Falmer, 01273 678888. Until 2 June

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SUNDAY 6 Spring Watch Festival At Stanmer Park Now in its fifth year, the Springwatch Festival brings together wildlife experts, organisations, groups and nature lovers from all over the county. Four wild zones give visitors the chance to learn more about the wildlife that lives locally A special area is devoted to encouraging people to turn their own back gardens or green spaces into wildlife havens.

Local produce will also be available as well as local entertainment.

Stanmer Park, Brighton, 10am–5pm, admission free, parking £5

During the 1820s, the Royal Pavilion was more than simply a sumptuous playground for an errant king: it was an elaborate and magical stage set, upon which the strata of society played out their roles.

The Pavilion Unseen project by photographer Michael Hughes sets out to capture this transfer of energy and social structure from one domain to another through a series of images taken of the Royal Pavilion at night, using only available light.

Pavilion Unseen, Brighton Museum & Art Gallery, 01273 2909000. Until 1 August

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FILM Streetdance 3D (PG) Dir: Max Giwa, Dania Pasquini

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They’re British dancers from different sides of the tracks. Yougetme? Street dancers led by Nicola Burley are forced to work with a ballet group, led

by Richard Winsor, in exchange for rehearsal space to prepare for the UK Street Dance Championships. Learn and grow time, people! Featuring Britain’s Got Talent’s Diversity, George Sampson and Flawless.

Showing at Cineworld and Odeon

Showing this week Sex And The City 2 (15) Dir: Michael Patrick King

Ooh! Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte and Miranda are back together for this hotly anticipated movie. There will be dresses – ahhh! There will be massive accessories – oooh! And there will be rather stunning locations – eehhh! Oh, and the men are back, looking as lovely as ever.

Showing at Odeon, Cineworld and Duke Of York’s

Iron Man 2 (12A) Dir: Jon Favreau

The Tooth Fairy (PG) Dir: Michael Lembeck

Prince Of Persia (12A)

A kids’ film starring Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson and Stephen Merchant. Who’d’ve thought it would ever happen? Or could. In this improbable feature, Dwayne stars as an aggressively charged ice hockey player with a nasty habit of attacking opponents in the mouth, earning him the nickname The Tooth Fairy. So far so parents shy away, kids light up with glee. Apparently, this doesn’t make him a bad person, just a bit rough around the edges. When his career is put on hold through an injury and his straight-talking ways shatter a kids’ dream, his punishment comes down from up high as he is whisked away to Fairyland and no-nonsense matriarch Julie Andrews. Here he is made to be a real Tooth Fairy for two weeks, under the steady eye of administrative fairy Stephen Merchant.

Bit odd now? Actually, now’s the time for some learning, growing and a fantasticlooking magic wand, standard issue. A remarkable treat for half term.

Showing at Odeon, Cineworld and Connaught

Dir: Mike Newell

Jake Gyllenhaal is the hair-swishing prince, teaming up with beautiful princess Gemma Arterton. The pair must fight against dark forces to protect an ancient dagger that can turn back time and give its owner the ability to rule the world.

Mwa ha ha ha!

Showing at Cineworld, Odeon and Connaught

Robin Hood (12A) Dir: Ridley Scott Russell Crowe is returned from the Crusades to find a corrupt sheriff and assemble a band of outlaws to stand against the oppression of a tyrant. He’s

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after the love of Lady Marion (Cate Blanchett), and one way to impress a woman is to wage a war on the powers

that squash the little people. Yay! Showing at Cineworld, Odeon and Connaught

Metal-clad billionaire hero Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jnr) is returning, and fortunately he’s still got Pepper Potts (Gwyneth Paltrow) and new man James ‘Rhodey’ Rhodes (Don Cheadle) by his side to help him out against the worst elements, like the armoured titan Whiplash (Mickey Rourke) and seductive adventurer The Black Widow (Scarlett Johansson). Talk about having your hands full!

Showing at Cineworld and Odeon

The Room (18) Dir: Tommy Wiseau

Having built up a cult following, The Room has developed its own audience participation over the last seven year’s of screening at the Prince Charles cinema in London. Now known to be ‘so bad it’s good’, Wiseau has embraced his new role as the next Ed Wood. Well worth jumping onto this wave.

Showing at Duke Of York’s

SHOWING THIS WEEK 01273 626261

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0871 200 2000 www.cineworld.co.uk

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The Back-Up Plan (15) 10.20am Bad Lieutenant – Port of Call: New Orleans (18) 9.10 Furry Vengeance (PG) 11.45am Iron Man 2 (12A) 9.30 Nanny McPhee & The Big Bang (U) 11.15am Prince Of Persia (12A) 10.30, 1.10, 3.45, 6.20, 9.00 Robin Hood (12A) 2.15, 5.30, 8.45 Sex And The City 2 (15) 11.30, 12.45, 1.45, 2.45, 4.15, 5.15, 6.00, 7.30, 8.30 Space Chimps 2 3D (PG) 10.45, 1.00, 3.00, 5.00, 7.00 Streetdance 3D (PG) 10.15, 12.30, 3.15, 5.45, 8.15 The Tooth Fairy (PG) 11.00, 1.30, 4.00

The Scouting Book For Boys (15) 11.00am Sex And The City 2 (15) 3.00, 6.00, 9.00

Furry Vengeance (PG) 11.20, 1.30 Iron Man 2 (12A) 12.00 The Losers (12A) 4.50, 7.10, 9.30 Prince Of Persia (12A) 10.20, 1.00, 3.40, 6.20, 9.00 Robin Hood (12A) 11.10, 2.10, 5.20, 8.30 Sex And The City 2 (15) 10.40, 1.45, 2.50, 3.50, 5.00, 6.00, 7.00, 7.45, 8.15, 9.15 Space Chimps 2 3D (PG) 10.45, 1.00, 3.00, 5.00, 7.00 Streetdance 3D (PG) 11.00, 12.50, 2.40, 4.30 The Tooth Fairy (PG) 10.10, 12.20, 2.30

Prince Of Persia (12A) 2.00, 5.00, 8.00 Robin Hood (12A) 7.30 The Tooth Fairy (PG) 1.30, 4.30

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SATURDAY 5

The Back-Up Plan (15) 10.20am Furry Vengeance (PG) 11.45am Iron Man 2 (12A) 6.30, 9.30 Nanny McPhee & The Big Bang (U) 11.15am Prince Of Persia (12A) 10.30, 1.10, 3.45, 6.20, 9.00 Robin Hood (12A) 2.15, 5.30, 8.45 Sex And The City 2 (15) 11.30, 12.45, 1.45, 2.45, 4.15, 5.15, 6.00, 7.30, 8.30, 10.30 She’s Out Of My League (15) 9.10 Space Chimps 2 3D (PG) 10.45, 1.00, 3.00, 5.00, 7.00 Streetdance 3D (PG) 10.15, 12.30, 3.15, 5.45, 8.15, 10.40 The Tooth Fairy (PG) 11.00, 1.30, 4.00

Alvin And The Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (U) 11.00am (Kids’ Club)

WEDNESDAY 2 Sex And The City 2 (15) 11.00, 3.00, 6.00, 9.00

THURSDAY 3 Sex And The City 2 (15) 12.00, 3.00, 6.00, 9.00

FRIDAY 4

WEDNESDAY 2

SUNDAY 6 tbc

MONDAY 7 tbc

Death At A Funeral (15) 3.30 Furry Vengeance (PG) 11.20, 1.30 Iron Man 2 (12A) 12.00 The Losers (12A) 4.50, 7.10, 9.30 Prince Of Persia (12A) 10.20, 1.00, 3.40, 6.20, 9.00 Robin Hood (12A) 11.10, 2.10, 5.20, 8.30 Sex And The City 2 (15) 10.40, 1.45, 2.50, 5.00, 6.00, 7.00, 7.45, 8.15, 9.15 Space Chimps 2 3D (PG) 10.45, 1.00, 3.00, 5.00, 7.00 Streetdance 3D (PG) 11.00, 12.50, 2.40, 4.30 The Tooth Fairy (PG) 10.10, 12.20, 2.30

THURSDAY 3 Death At A Funeral (15) 3.30 Furry Vengeance (PG) 11.20, 1.30 Iron Man 2 (12A) 12.00 The Losers (12A) 4.50, 7.10, 9.30 Prince Of Persia (12A) 10.20, 1.00, 3.40, 6.20, 9.00 Robin Hood (12A) 11.10, 2.10, 5.20, 8.30 Sex And The City 2 (15) 10.40, 1.45, 2.50, 6.00, 7.00, 7.45, 8.15, 9.15 Space Chimps 2 3D (PG) 10.45, 1.00, 3.00, 5.00, 7.00 Streetdance 3D (PG) 11.00, 12.50, 2.40, 4.30 The Tooth Fairy (PG) 10.10, 12.20, 2.30

THURSDAY 3

Check with cinema to confirm film showings and times

Prince Of Persia (12A) 2.00, 5.00, 8.00 Robin Hood (12A) 7.30 The Tooth Fairy (PG) 1.30, 4.30

The Room (18) 11.30pm

Furry Vengeance (PG) 11.45am Hachi: A Dog’s Tale (PG) 10.30am Iron Man 2 (12A) 6.30, 9.30 Nanny McPhee & The Big Bang (U) 11.15am Prince Of Persia (12A) 10.30, 1.10, 3.45, 6.20, 9.00 Robin Hood (12A) 2.15, 5.30, 8.45 Sex And The City 2 (15) 11.30, 12.45, 1.45, 2.45, 4.15, 5.15, 6.00, 7.30, 8.30 She’s Out Of My League (15) 9.10 Space Chimps 2 3D (PG) 10.45, 1.00, 3.00, 5.00, 7.00 Streetdance 3D (PG) 10.15, 12.30, 3.15, 5.45, 8.15 The Tooth Fairy (PG) 11.00, 1.30, 4.00

Films showing Friday 4–Monday 7

WEDNESDAY 2

Prince Of Persia

THURSDAY 3 Prince Of Persia (12A) 2.00, 5.00, 8.00 Robin Hood (12A) 7.30 The Tooth Fairy (PG) 1.30, 4.30

FRIDAY 4 The Tooth Fairy (PG) tbc

SATURDAY 5 Hachi: A Dog’s Tale (U) 10.15am The Tooth Fairy (PG) tbc

SUNDAY 6 The Tooth Fairy (PG) tbc

Sex And The City 2

Films showing Friday 4–Monday 7 Check with cinema to confirm film showings and times

MONDAY 7 Lovely Bones (12A) 2.00 The Tooth Fairy (PG) tbc

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SEANN WALSH: I’D HAPPILY PUNCH MYSELF IN THE FACE (EDINBURGH PREVIEW)

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very funny guy, Seann Walsh has had what some have termed a meteoric rise in comedy. In 2008 he was a finalist in the respected comedy competition ‘So You Think You’re Funny’; in 2009 he won the Leicester Comedy Festival comedian of the year competition and the Chortle award for Best Newcomer, and this year was nominated again at the Chortle awards as the Best Breakthrough Act. You also may have seen him on the telly on Sky’s Grumpy Young Men and on the BBC and Dave in Mock The Week. It’s been a busy time of it for the young Brightonian the last couple of years, and now he’s putting together his first full length Edinburgh show, with a title not that dissimilar to the show Frankie Boyle’s been touring recently. Here’s the secret: he works blimmin’ hard.

It’s obviously not really a secret.

Anyone that gets all that done (and wrote a column for Latest 7 for a year too!) has got to be pretty dedicated to the laughter process, so this first solo show promises to be pretty darn entertaining. Tasters may have been slipping through at

Komedia’s monthly Comic Boom night, which Walsh comperes, but a full length show has got many people waiting with baited breath.

This is a preview, so in all likelihood it’ll be one of the first runthroughs of the show, and it may have a few rough edges. But that’s the beauty of the preview. Seeing gags that might not make it to the final cut – and some corkers that’ll have us howling with laughter making their premier appearances too. All this from the hard-working, funny-thinking local man, Seann.

Wednesday 2 June, 8pm, Caroline Of Brunswick, £5 follow me on twitter

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Comedy highlights WEDNESDAY 2 Popcorn Comedy A comedy night that presents some of the strongest, sharpest and funniest videos online. These nights also feature the country's best stand-up and character comedians as they showcase their own short comedy films Komedia, 8pm, £7 Seann Walsh – I’d Happily Punch Myself In The Face (Edinburgh Preview) See highlight.

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THURSDAY 3 Tag Comedy Revolutionising the concept of stand-up comedy, Krater Tag Comedy with Stephen Grant is the brightest, most inventive, fast-paced new format where anything can happen – and normally does! Featuring Adam Bloom, Stephen Grant and more – all headliners from the Krater Comedy Club.

Komedia, 8pm, £8.50/6.50

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Komedia, 2pm, £8/6 Laughing Horse Comedy Club Here every Saturday. Be entertained by a mix of London and Brighton comics, and compere Sajeela Kershi.

Late bar.

Laughing Horse @ The Quadrant, 8.30pm, £6/5

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FRIDAY 4 Comedy Cooler Seven new acts and one lovely headliner come to this monthly night in deepest Hove. And you can buy pizza from the bar. Lovely Friday night.

Alibi, 8pm, £4/3 Krater Comedy Club Award-winning comedy every Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Eat, drink, watch and laugh as three top stand-ups and one of the best MCs on the comedy circuit entertain you. Featuring Andrew Bird, Adam Bloom, Alex Maple and more! MC Tiffany Stephenson.

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SUNDAY 6 Krater Comedy Club See Friday. Danny Loughlin plays and MC John Robins.

Komedia, 8pm, £11/6 Bent Double An irreverent night of fun and frolics featuring Matt Kirshen, Iszi Lawrence and Jo Enright, all hosted by Julie Jepson.

Komedia, 7.30pm, £10/8

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WEDNESDAY 2 AMSTERDAM Total Request Karaoke. > 8pm, free LEGENDS Gabbi’s Fun & Frolicks. Gabbi’s madcap party night from 9pm. > 11am–5am, free MARLBOROUGH Open Mic Night. > 8.30pm, free QUEEN’S ARMS Anything Goes! With Tammy Twinkle. Karaoke & Bingo, Music Quiz and more! > 12pm-1am, free R-BAR Alternative Beats. Latest chart tunes remixed, electro vibes and filthy house > 12pm–2am, free THE BASEMENT Gabbi’s Dirty Handbag. Dirty handbag and house tunes. > 11pm–4am, free THE PV AT THE JURYS OUT Music Quiz. Do you know your lyrics, your No.1s or can you tell the intro to any song? > 8pm, £1

THURSDAY 3 CHARLES STREET BAR Mad Cow XXL: My Cow Is On Fire. > 8pm–3am, £1 (goes to charity) CHARLES STREET CLUB Get Some. A deck loaded with the scene’s hottest 3some. > 10pm, £1 LEGENDS Coreaoke with Tammy Twinkle. > 11am–5am, free QUEEN’S ARMS Karaoke Party with Spice > 9pm, free R-BAR Pre-Girls on Top Party. Funked up, soulful and uplifting house from 9.30pm. > 12pm–2am REVENGE Girls On Top Vs ER. If pop isn't your remedy maybe Emergency Room is your cure! > 10.30pm, £4/free THE BASEMENT DLite. Regular guest DJs lay down commercial house tracks. > 11pm–4am, free

FRIDAY 4 BULLDOG DJ Marcia + Guy’s Karaoke.

Spinning a non-stop club mix! > 10pm–2am, free CHARLES STREET BAR Candyfloss. Bubblegum tunes and sweet camp pop.> Bar open 11am, free DOCTOR BRIGHTONS Flauncy Friday.

Dance and house. > 9.30pm–2am, free HEIST Brighter Days. Upfront and deep, soulful, funky and jackin’ house! > 9pm–2am, free LEGENDS Pre-Celebration. Pure pop. > 7pm, free MADAME GEISHA Kit Kat Cabaret. with The Concious Cabaret Collective.. > 7pm, free MARLBOROUGH BAR & THEATRE Q&A. Indie, electro, soul, punk, and the classics. > 5pm, free QUEEN’S ARMS Camp Attack + Karaoke.

Definitive handbag tunes. > 9pm, free R-BAR Tops & Bottoms. DJ Smiffy brings Girls On Top tunes to R-Bar. > 12pm–7am, free REVENGE Lollipop Gleeks Vs Starlight. Pop ’n’ dance mish mash just got gleekier. > 10pm–4am, £5/free THE BASEMENT Celebration with Dolly Rocket.

Girly pop and handbag tracks. > 11pm–4am, free

SATURDAY 5 AMSTERDAM Boutique Lounge. DJ Hollie spins fabulous soulful house sessions. > 9pm, free CHARLES STREET BAR Fierce. Tantalising cocktails,

>highlight AFRODISIAC If god is a DJ then on the seventh day he raved. Get your sunkissed bodies down to the Honey Club where Sundays just got sexier. Experience a night full of erotic party excess with a vibrant mix of storming classics and funky electro house courtesy of hot deck duo Steven James and Jon Byrne. Feel the summer heat up on the floor amongst the postSunday Sundae cosmopolitan crowd, douse yourself in BOGOF drinks and ogle the funkin' go-go sluts. Amen.

Sunday 6 June, Honey Club

reasonable prices and the best funky house and commercial tunes! > 9pm–3am, free LEGENDS Pre-Ignition. Ignition DJ sounds from 7pm plus bar and terrace open all day. > 7pm, free MARLBOROUGH BAR AND THEATRE Cherry Pop. Cheesy upbeat classics! > 8pm, free QUEEN’S ARMS Cabaret: Quinton Smith + Karaoke. > 12pm–12am, free R-BAR Kinky Classics. A pre-clubbing crowd get ready for Kinky Dangerous. > Bar open 12pm–7am, free REVENGE Kinky Dangerous. Four DJs, two floors of funky house, electro and pop equals 6.5 hours of frolics. > 10.30pm, £7/3 THE BASEMENT Ignition. With the funky house and chart remix sounds of DJ Peter Castle. > 11pm–4am, free THE PV AT THE JURYS OUT Brunch & Booty Call. The Charity Shop Girls dust off the vinyls from 8.30pm. > 12pm–2am, free THE ZONE Sally Vate. > 9.30pm

SUNDAY 6 AMSTERDAM Sunday Lunch + Connie's Karaoke. > 12pm–1am, free AUDIO Sunday Sundae Season. Free BBQ dining and the very funkiest in sexy alfresco fun! > 6pm-11pm, £4-2 DOCTOR BRIGHTONS Recovery Room + Electro Therapy. Funky and dirty electro house. > 8pm HONEY CLUB Afrodisiac > 11pm-3am, £3.50/2 LEGENDS Sunday Cabaret & Chill Out Bar. > 3.15pm, free MARLBOROUGH BAR AND THEATRE Sunday Roast + Acoustic Sessions. > 12pm, free QUEEN’S ARMS Cabaret: Rose Garden + Betty’s Karaoke. > 5.30pm, free R-BAR Sublime Sundays + Barmy Bingo. Relaxing acoustic sessions at 5pm followed by Miss Jason's barmy bingo! > 12pm-2am, free THE BASEMENT Restitution. Dripping in commercial tunes, the best NRG remixes and retro classics. > 11pm–4am, free

MONDAY 7 CHARLES STREET CLUB Studio 150. DJs Luke and Ali spin party tracks spanning four decades.

10pm–2am, £1.50 LEGENDS Miss Jason's Mayhem. A night filled with song, sketches and chat. 11am–5am, free QUEENS ARMS Tammy Twinkle's Cabaret Karaoke Show. 8pm–1am, free THE BASEMENT Chic. Decades of delicious disco anthems. 11pm–4am, free

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TUESDAY 1 LEGENDS Wine On Tuesdays. Soak up work blues with BOGOF on vino! > 11pm–5am, free MARLBOROUGH Bingo’s Not A Dirty Word. With Kath. Winner takes the pot, job done! > 8pm, £1 QUEEN’S ARMS Karaoke Party with Betty. > 9pm, free R BAR Twisted Karaoke. > 12pm–2am, free REVENGE Sound As A Pound. Its a mid-week mashup throwing out 80s, 90s, 00s, electro, pop, dance and cheese. > 10.30pm, £1 THE BASEMENT Scene Queen. DJ Li’l Alex spins the soundtrack. All welcome! > 11pm–4am, free

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L7 Under review Read more reviews of local shows online at www.thelatest.co.uk THE GIRL I LEFT BEHIND ME Jessica Walker’s entertainment on cross-dressing female performers was captivating. Devised with Neil Bartlett, it was proof that less can be so much more. With a few props, tail suit and Eton crop, she told the story of women who performed dressed as men, their sexual ambiguity, the devotion of fans and disgust of detractors. Her vocals were accomplished but it was her interpretive skill and phrasing that raised the game. Bartlett’s skill was fully evident, no clutter, mess, simple lighting and focus. There was humour, too, and moments when Walker seemed to be talking about herself, not the acts. It made the whole all the more enjoyable. If I had a complaint it would be that it left me wanting more, Strauss, Mozart... maybe Annie Lennox in a nod to the fact the gender bending is here to stay.

Theatre Royal Brighton, 22 May BF JJJJJ Andrew Kay

I AM A WAREHOUSE

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‘I am a warehouse, not a warhorse.

I house the wares, I do not take sides’. At the heart of the latest brave, bold and unavoidably slightly worthy piece from Brighton Theatre was a powerful dramatic street poem, as gifted writer Richard Crane approached the 2009 bombing of a UN refugee store in Gaza from the point of view of the warehouse itself. Anna-Maria Nabirye was a beacon of frank charisma and fierce optimism in the role – even as she burned she insisted, ‘you can’t kill the urge to give’. And the filmed recollections of the UN staffer (who flew over from Gaza for the premiere) were invaluable. But there were two many dimensions here for a show forced together in the last 10 days and, as we were herded through Newhaven Fort’s dank tunnels past stark weaponry installations from Romany Mark Bruce, I felt the familiar insincerity of the sitespecific theatre goer queueing up to be ‘moved’.

Newhaven Fort, 21 May FR JJJJJ Bella Todd

UNCLE VANYA/WOMEN DREAMT HORSES Like watching one of those frenzied foreign soap operas as filtered through the great thematic mind of Chekhov, this double bill from Argentine writer/director Daniel Veronese had an addictive domestic electricity only Enda Walsh has come close to on the

British stage. As two families gathered to discuss their futures in the same tiny flat, fags were stubbed out and fists pounded on walls in a cascade of simultaneous emotional unloading. This did mean there was no hope of keeping on top of the surtitles. But I found galloping through Veronese’s blazing script, not entirely secure in my saddle, an exhilirating rather than frustrating experience.

Corn Exchange, Brighton Dome, 23 May BF JJJJJ Bella Todd

SCOUTING FOR GIRLS The Scouting For Girls boys played to an enthusiastic audience of Wolfcubs – no, that is not an invention, it is the collective term for their fans, aka the fourth member of SFG. Enthusiastic rapport with their audience is part of their appeal – along with effortless-sounding, well-crafted perfect pop songs with infectious tunes and catchy lyrics. Lead singer Roy Stride can look dour in videos but live he is unfeasably bouncy. A tight set delivered all the hits with plenty of wit, both from the first album (‘Heartbeat’, ‘It's Not About You’, ‘James Bond’) and hits and soon-to-be hits from the current album (‘This Ain't A Love Song’, ‘Posh Girls’). They ended their charm offensive on Brighton with an energetic ‘She's So Lovely’.

Brighton Centre, 24 May JJJJJ Candy McNamara

THE PENNY DREADFULS Sketch trio The Penny Dreadfuls were in fine fettle, jumping from a brilliantly constructed and great opening sketch involving rhetorical questions to a scene in which a doting father is creeped out by his prospective son-in-law.

The show illustrated their fine writing – as they cast comedic gems as asides – and confident performance, most obviously Thom Tuck's incredible physicality as he morphed from a streetwise burger boy to a sensitive mother.

David Reed and Humphrey Ker with less anarchy but equal believability. Entertaining, original and highly likeable.

Upstairs At Three And Ten, 23 May FR JJJJJ Victoria Nangle BF = Brighton Festival, www.brightonfestival.org.uk FR = Brighton Festival Fringe, www.brightonfestivalfringe.org

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HOLY MOTHER! HOFESH SHECHTER: POLITICAL MOTHER Concert Hall Dome, 21 May JJJJJ

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shers handing out free ear protection as I entered the Dome were a sure sign that we were about to be assaulted.

There had been a buzz about the Dome’s resident dance company for some time following last years staggeringly good performance so expectations were high. And we were not to be disappointed.

The stage, shrouded in red velvet drapes so untypical of contemporary dance, eventually opened to reveal a warrior, who, moments later, impaled himself on his own sword in a symbolic act of seppuku. But perhaps what it really announced was the death of contemporary dance as we know it.

Shecther is a masterly artist who embraces the whole in a way that few other directors in any discipline ever seem to manage. This was an explosion of theatricality the like of which we seldom see. Brilliant and on so many levels, design, lighting, sound, music... that the dance element was merely a part of a great whole. That said, the dance was the critical glue that held the work together, from the first movements to the very last.

The use of folk dance patterns permeating every part, but at the same time it was riddled

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with a sense of plaintive angst. Arms outstretched or pointing heavenwards the dancers seemed to be pleading for something, mercy, relief, truth, hope...

Not that Shechter is without humour, no there was plenty of that too, and a great sense of fun, with militaristic toy drummers, thrash guitarists and ranting dictators peppering the piece in a way that was both threatening and comedic.

This is a work that will not doubt provoke a massive response, and not everyone will love it as much as I did, but I defy anyone to deny that this man is a theatrical force to be reckoned with. He may have started as a chroeographer but he uses the stage like great visual artists changing medium, crossing barriers, taking risks Shechter commands the performance space with a vision and precision that is enviable.

He command the attention of his audience too. His dancers and musicians meet his demands with equal skill and enthuisiasm.

Hofesh Shechter may be saying that contemporary dance as we know it is dead, and if he is, I say long live Hofesh Shechter.

Andrew Kay

>Latest Awards 2010…The results are in!

On Monday 31 May we celebrated the best of the 2010 Brighton Festival and Fringe at the annual Latest Awards, judged by a panel from across local and national media. Turn to p3 for a list of all the winners and runners up.

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Always picked last Andrea Fox goes cheerleading with Gully’s Girls

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sually I volunteer myself for new ways to work up a sweat – in the exercise sense – but this month my activity was forced upon me.

As a forfeit for losing the Juice radio quiz (it’s a quiz, on Juice) I had to become a Gully’s Girl for a Saturday afternoon. Or, in layman’s terms, a cheerleader.

Tiny costume? Male audience? Dancing around and possibly flashing my knickers? Reader, I nearly cried. But never one to wimp out of a petrifying challenge, I turned up bright and early at 10am one Saturday morning to train.

(I was the only one showing signs of hangover.) A pregnant Sally-Ann was given the task of getting me to remember a three-minute routine with the 20strong cheerleaders. The song chosen will now always have a special place in my heart: Cheryl Cole’s ‘Fight For This Love’.

The first part of the dance involved some relatively simple moves – squatting down, moving on cue and posing before joining a circle. After about half an hour of practising the beginning of the routine, I realised we were about 20 seconds into the song.

Panic set in but I had plenty of “The pom-poms came time to practice. Four hours in fact. The costume and pom-poms out once it became came out once it became clear I wasn’t going to accidentally take clear I wasn’t going anyone out with them. I got so to accidentally take good in those four hours I even got to take part in a lift! That’s anyone out with them” standing, being held up by other dancers, while waving your arms around like crazy. It was exhilarating actually, waving at a few thousand blue and white shirted fans, even if the away fans weren’t that interested.

If you were hoping for WAG stories and god knows I was, then I’m sorry to disappoint you, but the girls all headed home once the match started and none of them are dating any of the Albion players. But they do share the same tuck machine I imagine – all the dancing around works up an appetite.

I was exhausted after the long rehearsal. The cheerleaders were all sporty by nature and lots of them seemed to be studying dance or former gymnasts. All come with the same aim – keep fit by having fun with a group of girls.

Cheerleading is like a really long dance class, just with a performance at the end of every session. It’s also a great social experience for those involved.

Just don’t attempt it if you have two left feet. Or an aversion to wearing short white skirts with American-tan coloured tights.

If you want to try out for Gully’s Girls next season, visit www.seagulls.co.uk or email gullysgirls@bhafc.co.uk Listen to The Guy & Andrea Breakfast Show on Brighton’s Juice 107.2 every Monday to Friday from 7am Andrea Fox is on a mission to find a sport that sticks.

What should she try next? comment@thelatest.co.uk

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f you have ever been scared of hospitals, doctors or authority, hang onto your cushion and bury yourself into the safest corner of the sofa for Pulse. This is the drama that mixes science with imagination, ignorance with curiosity and blood with pretty much every surface. This is gore and horror the like of which was last seen on Charlie Brooker’s Dead Set, but with added paranoia and doubt. At least in Brooker’s show you knew there are zombies – in Pulse even what you see with your own eyes is in question. Do I need to say it again? This. Is. Freaky.

It’s also very good. Writer Paul Cornell has written for DC Comics and Doctor Who, pushing the boundaries of what is likely and possible while grounding it all in a real world of danger and confusion. This drama – let’s call it that, as it’s a pilot to a series we don’t know the future of – is based at the teaching hospital, St Timothy’s. Hospitals are places where the unknown happens behind drawn curtains and seemingly incomprehensible miracles happen every day. Add to that a place of learning, which obviously includes the flipside – a place of ignorance waiting to be informed – and secrets are rife. How can we possibly expect to know, much less understand, everything that happens in a building peopled by such high brow folk? To presume to do so would be foolish. I feel a bit foolish now.

With flashes of images and hallucinations of a recently dead

mother from our main protagonist, medical student Hannah, working out what is real and what is the product of a traumatised mind is a tricky business. It’s not the brutal images or an actual surgery that’s alarming and scary, it’s the questioning of your own perception of what is real. Is there a sending-

“Working out what is real and what is the product of a traumatised mind is a tricky business” the-willies-down-your-spine button still to be pressed here? I think not, and if you can think of one by the end of it I’ll bet you might still having the sneaky suspicion that it could turn up at the opener of the next episode (drama commissioning permitting).

I’m aware I’ve not really said what Pulse is all about, plotwise, but if you’re any kind of a fan of this genre of scary telly you’ll thank me for that. It’s already been welcomed by such sites as Den of Geek, so if you wanted a spoiler it wouldn’t be hard to find. But this is original drama. It’s well written and well acted. It’ll give you chills, given half a chance. So that’s just what I’m giving it. Don’t forget that safety cushion.

Pulse starts on BBC3 on 3 June. follow me on twitter

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tuesday 01 Springwatch BBC2, 8pm Chris and Kate are in Norfolk with live updates from the Springwatch animal stars – kestrels, plovers, skylarks, swallows, finches, barn owls and more – as their real-life family dramas unfold. Simon King reveals Dorset’s rich reptilian population, from adders to green lizards. Snake in the grass.

Britain’s Got Talent ITV1, 7.30pm Eight more acts perform in front of judges Simon Cowell, Piers Morgan and Amanda Holden in the hopes of getting through to the final and the chance to win the £100,000 and a slot to perform at the Royal Variety Performance.

Get yourself a’voting after watching the acts. We like the scuba-diving dog, Scu-bo.

Rick Stein’s Food Of The Italian Opera BBC4, 9pm Chef Rick Stein takes a lighthearted look at the role that food played in the creation of Italian opera and shows how music and food are linked in Italy. Rick also explains why he thinks the music of Verdi, Rossini and Puccini are linked to the food of the regions where they lived. Bellissimo!

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 10.00 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 11.00 Cowboy Trap 11.45 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Murder, She Wrote 3.00 BBC News 3.05 I Can Cook 3.20 Zigby 3.30 Dennis & Gnasher 3.40 OOglies 3.55 Shaun The Sheep 4.05 Natural Born Hunters 4.35 Gruesome Great Britain: A Blue Peter Special 5.00 Newsround 5.15 The Weakest Link 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show Stories that matter from across the country.

7.30 EastEnders Panic builds when a gruesome discovery carries devastating implications. Pat’s earrings collection? Shudder.

8.00 Holby City Jac realises that she needs Sacha’s help when dealing with a difficult patient.

9.00 Luther Crime drama series.

When a wealthy couple are taken hostage, Luther must try to avert a disastrous chain of events.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Children’s Emergency Series following the life-saving work of the medics of a mobile intensive care service for children.

11.05 The Graham Norton Show Guests include American comedian Chris Rock and Diana Vickers.

11.50 FILM: Miss Firecracker (1989) Charmingly eccentric film about the pursuit of a dream.

A young woman is determined to win the local Miss Firecracker beauty contest as a way out of small-town Southern life.

1.30am Weatherview 1.35 Sign Zone: See Hear 2.05 Sign Zone: Junior Apprentice 3.05 Sign Zone: Raymond Blanc’s Kitchen Secrets 3.35 Sign Zone: Great British Menu 4.05 BBC News

BBC2

6.00am - 8.00 Children’s television 8.00 Dennis & Gnasher 8.15 OOglies 8.30 What’s New Scooby Doo? 8.50 TMi: Are You Scareder Than A 10 Year Old? 9.00 Gastronuts 9.30 Sam And Mark’s Guide To Dodging Disaster 10.00 Deadly 60 10.30 Relic: Guardians Of The Museum 10.55 League Of Super Evil 11.10 FILM: Robin Hood (1973) 12.30pm Working Lunch 1.00 Open Gardens 1.30 FILM: My Favorite Brunette (1947) 2.55 Diagnosis Murder 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 A Question Of Genius 5.15 Escape To The Country 6.00 Great British Menu Only eight chefs remain and they are all determined to get at least one of their dishes through to the banquet.

7.00 Monty Halls’ Great Hebridean Escape In this final episode Monty prepares for Christmas, before it is time to head back to the mainland. With all the research for walking trails and interpretation boards done, Monty recruits a graphic designer to help and sets out to raise enough money to pay for a big print run of the trail guides. Sounds crackers.

8.00 Springwatch 2010 See highlights 9.00 The Story Of Science: Power, Proof And Passion The twin sciences of brain anatomy and psychology have offered different visions of who we are. Now these sciences are coming together and in the process have revealed some surprising and uncomfortable truths.

10.00 Have I Got News For You Popular news quiz.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis.

11.20 Dunkirk Docudrama following events at Dunkirk in 1940.

12.20am Lost: The Mystery Of Flight 447 This film brings together a team of air crash investigators to provide a credible solution to the mystery of flight 447 1.20 BBC News 4.00 Japanese Language and People

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6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 60 Minute Makeover 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 5.00 The Chase

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Natasha and Declan embark on a secret affair.

John agrees to go easier on Holly.

Aaron is unimpressed to discover that Adam put Declan in touch with Jackson. Which one Michael?

7.30 Britain’s Got Talent See highlights.

9.00 Coronation Street Tony’s crony Robbie collects all the pieces together for his master’s grand plan.

9.30 Britain’s Got Talent – The Results The second set of Britain’s Got Talent semi-finalists await the result of the public vote. Only two acts will go through to Saturday’s final for a chance to win the 100,000-pound prize and a slot to perform at the Royal Variety Performance. Including a performance by a special guest. Ant and Dec host.

10.00 ITV News At Ten & Weather See highlights 10.35 FILM: Shaun Of The Dead (2004) Unfulfilled Shaun finds his life falling apart when his girlfriend leaves him. Then zombies start to roam London and Shaun must kickstart himself into action to save those closest to him, as well as winning back his one true love. Aw. 12.25am The Zone Visit www.itv.com/thezone.

2.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.20 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

Channel 4

6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Freshly Squeezed 7.25 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.50 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.20 Frasier 8.45 The 5 O’Clock Show 9.45 Deal Or No Deal 10.35 Will And Grace 11.05 Wife Swap 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Gone Fishing 12.20 FILM: North

By Northwest (1959) 2.55 Coach Trip 3.25 Countdown 4.10 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 The 5 O’Clock Show

6.00 The Simpsons Milhouse falls in love with a new girl in school and puts his friendship with Bart on the back burner. Mates before dates Milhouse. Lesson to learn.

6.30 Hollyoaks Darren does his best to help Josh face the reality of his prison sentence. Draws bars on the windows? Soap on a rope?

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Gok’s Fashion Fix Gok Wan’s latest stop is in the south Yorkshire town of Barnsley where he shows women how to shop for their shape.

9.00 Genius Of Britain Third of fivepart series where leading scientific figures celebrate the British scientists and inventors who helped to create the modern world.

10.00 I’m Turning Into A Giant Standing at six foot, six inches and weighing 34 stone, Tanya Angus is the only woman in the world whose growth cannot be halted by meds.

11.05 The Good Wife Alicia represents a student who is accused of killing her roommate.

12.05am PokerStars Caribbean Adventure Featuring Barry Schulman and Ty Reiman.1.05 ITU Triathlon World Cup Magazine 2.00 FIM 2.25 Mobil 1 The Grid 2.55 KOTV Boxing 3.20 World Sport International Series 4.10 Freesports On 4 4.40 Brief Encounters Of The Sporting Mind 4.50 Life Class: Today’s Nude 5.15 Win My Wage

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6.00am - 8.05 Children’s television 8.05 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Thomas & Friends 8.35 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.50 The WotWots 9.00 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 9.05 Ebb And Flo 9.15 The Wright Stuff 10.45 Trisha Goddard 11.45 CSI: NY 12.40pm Five News 12.45 Paul Merton In Europe 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.50 I Own Britain’s Best Home: Flying Visit 3.05 FILM: What I Did For Love (2006) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Romeo asks his mother to leave town. Martha tries to convince Hugo that they can go on the run together.

6.25 Live From Studio Five Magazine show.

7.30 Family Food Fight With Flora Chefs Jean-Christophe Novelli and Matt Tebbutt help families improve their cooking skills.

8.00 The Hunt For Red October: The True Story In 1975, a disgruntled Soviet officer led a mutiny on board a state-of-the-art Russian warship. Unlike the movie captain portrayed by Sean Connery, this maverick sought to cause a revolution in his own land – and almost sparked a war in the process.

9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Drama about a team of forensic investigators in Las Vegas.

10.00 CSI: Miami Ryan is forced to interfere with a murder investigation by the Russian gangsters who kidnapped him.

11.00 CSI: NY New York-based spin-off of the crime drama series.

12.00am NCIS US drama series about the navy’s dedicated federal agency. The discovery of a gun at a naval base triggers a hunt for two bodies 12.55 SuperCasino Visit www.SuperCasino.com 4.05 House Doctor x2 4.55 Animal Rescue Squad 5.10 Neighbours 5.35 Home And Away

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Elite League Speedway 11.00 Test Cricket 1.00pm NASCAR 1.55 Football: Central Masters 5.00 Golf: Ladies Slovakian Masters 6.00 Football Asia 6.30 LIVE Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20 10.30 Football Asia 11.00 British Rally Championship 12.00am Football Asia 12.30 Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20 2.30 British Rally Championship 3.30 Football Asia 4.00 Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Ocean Ride 7.00 Test Cricket 9.00 Euro Tour Golf 10.00 PGA Tour Golf 11.00 Shell’s Wonderful World Of Golf 12.30pm PGA Tour Classic 1.30 UCI BMX Supercross World Cup 2.00 Test Cricket 4.00 NASCAR 5.00 Sports Unlimited 6.00 Red Bull Air Race 7.00 LIVE Winning Post 9.00 Red Bull Air Race 10.00 Poker: Irish Open 11.30 Wild Spirits 12.00am Matchplay Golf Championships 2.00 Golf 3.00 Close

Sky Sports 3 6.30am UCI BMX Supercross World Cup 7.00 WWE: Afterburn 8.00 Masters Football: Central Masters 11.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Elite League Speedway 2.00 Ocean Ride 2.30 Wild Spirits 3.00 International Bowls 5.00 WWE: Smackdown 7.00 Matchplay Golf Championships 9.00 Golf 10.00 Sports Unlimited 11.00 Golfing World 12.00am World Cup Of Pool 1.00 International Bowls 3.00 Sports Unlimited 4.00 Close

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12.00pm The Real A & E 1.00 The Lion Man 1.30 Bones 2.30 Angela And Friends 3.30 Project Catwalk 4.30 Wedding SOS 5.00 Malcolm In The Middle 5.30 Futurama 6.00 Oops TV 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Stargate Universe 9.00 UK Border Force 10.00 Fringe 11.00 Lost (x2) 1.30am Stargate Universe

7.00pm Total Wipeout 8.00 World Cup’s Most Shocking Moments 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 La La Land 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 World Cup’s Most Shocking Moments 1.45am La La Land 2.15 Total Wipeout 3.15 Young, British And Angry 4.15 The Real Hustle Undercover 4.45 The Real Hustle On Holiday

7.30 Only Connect 8.00 The Art Of Russia 9.00 Rick Stein’s Food Of The Italian Opera see highlights 10.00 Flight Of The Conchords 10.30 Mark Lawson Talks To Vanessa Redgrave 11.30 Mud, Sweat And Tractors: The Story Of Agriculture 12.30am Dorset Days: A Year In The Life Of Longhorn Jim

3.40pm Loose Women 4.30 Britain’s Got Talent 6.00 Britain’s Got Talent The Results 6.30 Britain’s Got More Talent 7.30 New Homes From Hell 2009 8.30 Holiday Showdown 9.30 Grimefighters 10.00 Britain’s Got More Talent 11.00 FILM: Along Came Polly (2004) 12.50am Coronation Street

12.45pm Heartbeat 1.50 Mr Bean 2.25 Rising Damp 2.55 The Return Of Sherlock Holmes 4.05 Daily Cooks Challenge 5.00 George And Mildred 5.40 Heartbeat 6.50 Mr Bean 7.25 Rising Damp 8.00 Inspector Morse 10.00 Taggart 11.00 The Ruth Rendell Mysteries: Lake Of Darkness 1.10am The Return Of Sherlock Holmes

12.10pm Smallville 1.05 Scrubs (x2) 2.05 Friends 2.35 Hollyoaks 3.05 Gilmore Girls 4.00 Privileged 5.00 Friends (x2) 6.00 Scrubs (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 My Name Is Earl 8.00 Friends (x2) 9.00 Smallville (x2) 11.00 FILM: Date Movie (2006) 12.35am My Name Is Earl 1.05 Scrubs (x2) 2.00 Joan Of Arcadia (x2)

2.50pm The Coach Trip 3.20 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 4.25 How Clean Is Your House? (x2) 5.30 Relocation, Relocation 6.35 Deal Or No Deal 7.25 Grand Designs 8.30 The Great Piano Scam 9.00 One Born Every Minute 10.00 True Stories 12.05am FIFA 2006 World Cup Final: The Grand Finale

1.00pm Passport Patrol (x2) 2.00 Criminal Minds 3.00 Ghost Whisperer 4.00 Charmed (x2) 6.00 America’s Next Top Model 7.00 Ghost Whisperer 8.00 New Celebrity Four Weddings 9.00 Cougar Town (x2) 10.00 Drop Dead Diva 11.00 Criminal Minds 12.00am CSI (x2) 2.00 Exposed: Victoria Beckham

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Comedy Central

Discovery

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2.00pm Massive Speed (x2) 3.00 World War II: The Complete History 4.00 Deadliest Catch 5.00 Bear Grylls 6.00 Mythbusters (x2) 8.00 How Do They Do It? 8.30 How It’s Made 9.00 Mayday! Bering Sea 10.00 Surviving Disaster 11.00 Monsters Inside Me 12.00am Deadliest Catch 1.00 Bear Grylls

11.00am Smallville 12.00pm Buffy The Vampire Slayer 1.00 Angel (x2) 3.00 FILM: The Da Vinci Treasure (2006) 5.00 Buffy The Vampire Slayer 6.00 A Town Called Eureka 7.00 Smallville 8.00 Painkiller Jane (x2) 10.00 V 11.00 FILM: The Grudge 3 (2009) 1.00am Sanctuary (x2) 3.00 Mysterious Ways

8.00am Rio Bravo (1959) 10.20 The Producers (1968) 11.50 West Side Story (1961) 2.25pm East Of Eden (1955) 4.20 35mm 4.50 The Sons Of Katie Elder (1965) 7.00 Pimpernel Smith (1941) 9.00 Rio Bravo (1959) 11.25 For Whom The Bell Tolls (1943) 2.05am A Streetcar Named Desire (1951)

8.00am Sidewalks Of New York (2001) 9.55 The Joy Luck Club (1993) 12.20pm The Kite Runner (2007) 2.30 Stealing Beauty (1996) 4.30 Psycho (1998) 6.20 Three And Out (2008) 8.05 Sidewalks Of New York (2001) 10.00 The Big Lebowski (1998) 12.00am Stealing Beauty (1996)

11.00am Fair Wind To Java (1953) 12.45pm The Card (1952) 2.30 The Ghost And Mrs Muir (1947) 4.35 Battle Of The River Plate (1956) 6.55 Romancing The Stone (1984) 9.00 A Civil Action (1998) 11.15 Genova (2008) 1.05am Marathon Man (1976) 3.35 Close

7.00am Far North (1988) 8.45 After The Fox (1966) 10.50 Girl With Green Eyes (1963) 1.00pm Naked Street (1955) 3.00 Five Guns West (1954) 4.50 Ambush Bay (1966) 7.00 Alias Jesse James (1959) 9.00 Coming Home (1978) 12.00am Burn! (1970) 3.00 Teleshopping 5.00 Naked Street (1955)

5.20pm Steptoe And Son 6.00 Last Of The Summer Wine (x2) 7.20 Yes, Minister 8.00 Only Fools And Horses 8.40 Open All Hours 9.20 The Thin Blue Line 10.00 One Foot In The Grave 10.40 Gimme Gimme Gimme 11.20 Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps 12.00am The Thin Blue Line

2.00pm The King Of Queens (x2) 3.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 4.00 Scrubs (x2) 5.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (x2) 6.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 7.00 The King Of Queens (x2) 8.00 Scrubs (x2) 9.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 10.00 Scrubs (x2) 11.00 30 Rock (x2) 12.00am Sex And The City

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wednesday 2 Three In A Bed Channel 4, 8pm Series in which B&B owners compete to have their establishments crowned ‘the best’ – with guests paying only what they think their stay was worth. Featuring a Durham B&B, a five-star property in Cheltenham and a rural retreat in Exmoor, who has the softest towels and the crunchiest Cornflakes? Hmm.

Tutankhamun: The Mystery Revealed Five, 8pm Historical doc series exploring the life of Egypt’s most famous pharaoh, King Tut. Egypt’s foremost archaeologist, Dr Zahi Hawass, leads a team on a groundbreaking new project to uncover the secrets of Tutankhamun. Skeletons in the closet and mummies in the tomb.

When Boris Met Dave More4, 10pm Drama-documentary focusing on Oxford University in the 1980s, when two of the most powerful Conservative politicians in the country, Boris Johnson and David Cameron, were both students.

Featuring dramatised scenes and interviews with Oxford alumni and current political commentators. What japes!

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 10.00 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 11.00 Cowboy Trap 11.45 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Murder, She Wrote 3.00 BBC News 3.05 I Can Cook 3.20 Zigby 3.30 Dennis & Gnasher 3.40 OOglies 3.55 Shaun The Sheep 4.05 Dani’s House 4.35 Gruesome Great Britain: A Blue Peter Special 5.00 Newsround 5.15 The Weakest Link 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show Stories that matter from across the country.

7.30 Jimmy’s Food Factory Science series in which farmer Jimmy Doherty asks what really goes into supermarket food.

8.00 Waterloo Road School-based drama series. Jo faces suspension when Ros’ crush goes public, and Ruby’s spiralling addiction threatens to come between Adam and Rachel.

9.00 Junior Apprentice Lord Sugar decides to take the candidates completely out of their comfort zones with a task all about spotting talent.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The National Lottery Draws Gotta be in it to win it. Innit!

10.45 FILM: The Matador (2005) Comic crime caper charting the unlikely friendship that forms between a travelling salesman and a sleazy, lonely hit man after a chance meeting in Mexico City.

As the odd couple’s relationship develops, the ‘facilitator of fatalities’ attempts to convince his new partner to help him with his latest target.

12.15am Weatherview Detailed weather forecast. 12.20 Sign Zone: 1.20 Sign Zone: Can You Train Your Brain? 2.20 Sign Zone: Watchdog 3.20 Sign Zone: Great British Menu 3.50 BBC News

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6.00am - 8.30 Children’s television 8.30 What’s New Scooby Doo? 8.50 TMi: Are You Scareder Than A 10 Year Old? 9.00 Gastronuts 9.30 Sam And Mark’s Guide To Dodging Disaster 10.00 Deadly 60 10.30 Gruesome Great Britain: A Blue Peter Special 11.00 Diddy Dick And Dom 11.05 The Flintstones 11.30 The Daily Politics 1.00pm See Hear 1.30 Working Lunch 2.00 Coast 2.05 Animal Park 3.05 Diagnosis Murder 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 A Question Of Genius 5.15 Escape To The Country 6.00 Great British Menu The finalists cook their main courses for the judges.

7.00 Timewatch: The People’s Coronation Told by the people who watched, shaped and recorded it, this Timewatch celebrates the coronation that was to mark the birth of a new Elizabethan Age. Reminisce.

7.50 Coast Neil Oliver meets the man who designed the first hydrogen car in Unst. Booom.

8.00 Springwatch 2010 The Springwatch team report live on all the daily animal dramas as they happen, plus other stories from around the country.

9.00 Atlantis: The Evidence – A Timewatch Special In this Timewatch special, historian Bettany Hughes unravels one of the most intriguing mysteries of all time.

10.00 QI Comedy quiz.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis.

11.20 Dunkirk Docudrama.

12.20am An African Journey With Jonathan Dimbleby. After four decades of reporting from the continent, Jonathan Dimbleby returns to Africa on a 7,000-mile journey to discover how it is changing.

1.20 BBC News 4.00 Talk Portuguese 1-6 5.30 World Cup Stories

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6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Emmerdale John accuses Holly of theft -– but is she really the culprit?

7.30 Britain’s Got Talent Ant and Dec present the third of the Britain’s Got Talent live semi-finals.

9.00 Coronation Street An innocent Maria returns to be threatened by Tony. David takes the stand to battle for Gail’s acquittal.

9.30 Britain’s Got Talent – The Results The third set of Britain’s Got Talent semi-finalists await the result of the public vote.

10.00 ITV News At Ten & Weather 10.35 FILM: Walking Tall (2004) Starring The Rock, Johnny Knoxville, Neal McDonough, Kristen Wilson and Ashley Scott. Gung-ho actioner based on a true story. A Special Forces hero returns to his home town only to find it being run into the dirt by an old rival. He decides to take the law into his own hands in order to rid the town of drugs and gang violence.

12.05am The Zone Hosts Michael Underwood and Angellica Bell guide you through ITV1’s new place to shop and play. Including features from QVC and Challenge Jackpot.

For more information, visit www.itv.com/thezone. 2.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.05 ITV Nightscreen Text-based information service. 5.30 ITV Morning News

6.00 The Simpsons A psychologist tells Homer and Marge that Bart is afraid of failing, which is why he doesn’t work hard at school. Bless.

6.30 Hollyoaks Tom warns Gilly to treat Steph right. Meanwhile, Steph gets some shocking news about her health.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Three In A Bed See highlights.

9.00 Genius Of Britain Leading scientific figures celebrate the British scientists and inventors. The fourth episode focuses on war, and how the minds who helped Britain win World War II produced inventions that continue to benefit to this day.

10.00 Desperate Housewives Angie’s ex-boyfriend, Patrick, emerges after her trip to New York.

11.00 The Big Bang Theory Sheldon experiences difficulty working through a formula so takes a job at the Cheesecake Factory in the hopes it will kick start his creativity.

11.30 My Name Is Earl Comedy x 2 12.25am MUSIC ON 4: The JD Set Presents... Silver Columns, Malcolm 12.40 MUSIC ON 4: 4Play: 12.55 MUSIC ON 4: The Album Chart Show 1.10 MUSIC ON 4: Barclaycard Mercury Prize Sessions 1.25 The WI Lady’s Guide To Brothels 2.30 I Hate That Smile 2.35 Super Botox Me 3.30 What About Brian 4.15 Life Class: Today’s Nude 4.40 Win My Wage 5.25 Countdown

6.00 Home And Away Liam reassures Xavier that nothing could ever happen between him and Ruby. But after Xavier catches the pair flirting, he angrily warns the teacher to stay away. Ooo-er.

6.25 Live From Studio Five Magazine show.

7.30 Daring Raids Of World War II Historical documentary series presented by Major Gordon Corrigan.

8.00 Tutankhamun: The Mystery Revealed See highlights 9.00 NCIS Gibbs teams up with an old foe, CIA agent Trent Kort, to hunt down an international criminal at the top of NCIS’s most wanted list.

10.00 CSI: NY Two seemingly unrelated victims are killed by exposure to a radioactive compound, prompting a desperate search to isolate the source of radiation before more people are affected.

10.55 CSI: NY Mac uncovers a murder on board a commercial flight and must set up a makeshift crime lab to catch the killer. The case is complicated when it emerges that the victim was posing as a Federal Air Marshal in order to smuggle cash.

11.55 PartyPoker.com Women’s World Open IV Action from the PartyPoker.com Women’s World Open 12.55am SuperCasino Live gaming 4.05 House Doctor x2 4.55 Animal Rescue Squad 5.10 Neighbours 5.35 Home And Away

6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 60 Minute Makeover 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 5.00 The Chase

6.00am The Treacle People 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Freshly Squeezed 7.25 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.50 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.20 Frasier 8.45 The 5 O’Clock Show 9.45 Deal Or No Deal 10.35 Will And Grace 11.05 Supernanny US 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Jamie At Home 12.35 FILM: Darby’s Rangers (1957) 2.55 Coach Trip 3.25 Countdown 4.10 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 The 5 O’Clock Show

Sky Sports 1

6.00am - 8.15 Children’s television 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Thomas & Friends 8.35 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.50 The WotWots 9.00 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 9.05 Ebb And Flo 9.15 The Wright Stuff 10.45 Trisha Goddard 11.45 CSI: NY 12.40pm Five News 12.45 Paul Merton In Europe 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.50 I Own Britain’s Best Home: Flying Visit 3.00 FILM: Cheating Fate (2007) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Golf: Ladies Slovakian Masters 10.00 British Rally Championship 11.00 Football Asia 11.30 Spirit Of Yachting 12.00pm Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20 2.00 British Rally Championship 3.00 Football Asia 3.30 Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20 5.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 6.00 LIVE Boots ’n’ All 7.00 LIVE Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20 10.30 Boots ‘n’ All 11.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 12.00am Total Rugby 12.30 Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20 2.30 European Tour Weekly 3.00 Boots ’n’ All 4.00 Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Ocean Ride 7.00 WWE: Vintage Collection 8.00 Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20 10.00 Poker: Irish Open 11.30 Matchplay Golf Championships 1.30pm Audi MedCup 2.00 Red Bull Air Race 3.00 Poker 4.30 Football Asia 5.00 Red Bull Air Race 6.00 Ocean Ride 6.30 Total Rugby 7.00 LIVE: Winning Post 9.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 10.00 Trans World Sport 11.00 Golfing World 12.00am Watersports World 1.00 Poker: Irish Open 2.30 Total Rugby 3.00 Inside The PGA Tour 3.30 DTM Motor Racing 4.30 Close

Sky Sports 3 11.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Sports Unlimited 1.00 World Cup Of Pool 2.00 Ocean Ride 2.30 Spirit Of Yachting 3.00 Sports Unlimited 4.00 World Cup Of Pool 5.00 WWE The Bottom Line 6.00 WWE Afterburn 7.00 European Tour Weekly 7.30 Inside The PGA Tour 8.00 Boots ‘n’ All 9.00 DTM Motor Racing 10.00 Watersports World 11.00 Modern Pentathlon World Cup Series 12.00am European Tour Weekly 12.30 Inside The PGA Tour 1.00 DTM Motor Racing 2.00 Close Melina Greenfield

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2.30pm Angela And Friends 3.30 Project Catwalk 4.30 Wedding SOS 5.00 Malcolm In The Middle 5.30 Futurama 6.00 Oops TV 6.30 The Simpsons (x2) 8.00 UK Border Force 9.00 FILM: Gladiator (2000) 11.55 Oops TV 12.25am Oops TV 12.55 Road Wars (x2) 2.40 Cold Case

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 FILM: Shanghai Knights (2003) 9.50 World Cup’s Most Shocking Moments 11.50 Family Guy (x2) 12.35am American Dad! (x2) 1.20 Waterloo Road 2.20 World Cup’s Most Shocking Moments 4.20 Bizarre ER 4.50 Snog Marry Avoid?

5.30 Close

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Only Connect 8.00 The Art Of Russia 9.00 What Makes A Great Tenor?

10.00 Outnumbered 10.30 Flight Of The Conchords 10.55 Mud, Sweat And Tractors: The Story Of Agriculture 11.55 Who Killed The Honey Bee? 12.55am What Makes A Great Tenor?

3.40pm Loose Women 4.30 Britain’s Got Talent 6.00 Britain’s Got Talent The Results 6.30 Britain’s Got More Talent 7.30 New Homes From Hell 2009 8.30 Holiday Showdown 9.30 Grimefighters 10.00 Britain’s Got More Talent 11.00 FILM: The Break-Up (2006) 1.10am Coronation Street 1.35 Emmerdale

12.45pm Heartbeat 1.50 Mr Bean 2.25 Rising Damp 2.55 The Return Of Sherlock Holmes 4.05 Daily Cooks Challenge 5.00 George And Mildred 5.35 Heartbeat 6.45 Mr Bean 7.20 Rising Damp 7.55 Inspector Morse 10.00 Taggart 11.35 The Return Of Sherlock Holmes 12.45am Numb3rs

1.05pm Scrubs (x2) 2.05 Friends 2.35 Hollyoaks 3.05 Gilmore Girls 4.00 Privileged 5.00 Friends (x2) 6.00 Scrubs (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 My Name Is Earl 8.00 Friends (x2) 9.00 FILM: Bulletproof Monk (2003) 11.10 The Cleveland Show 11.40 King Of The Hill 12.10am My Name Is Earl

3.20pm A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 4.25 How Clean Is Your House? (x2) 5.30 Relocation, Relocation 6.35 Deal Or No Deal 7.25 Grand Designs 8.30 The Daily Show With Jon Stewart 9.00 Time Team 10.00 When Boris Met Dave 11.40 The Good Wife 12.40am Time Team 1.40 When Boris Met Dave

3.00pm Ghost Whisperer 4.00 Charmed (x2) 6.00 America’s Next Top Model 7.00 Ghost Whisperer 8.00 New Nothing To Declare (x2) 9.00 Supernatural 10.00 New Most Haunted 11.00 Criminal Minds 12.00am CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (x2) 2.00 Exposed

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Sci Fi

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4.00pm Deadliest Catch 5.00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 6.00 Mythbusters 7.00 Mythbusters 8.00 How Do They Do It? 8.30 How It’s Made 9.00 Iceland Volcano: The Next Eruption 10.00 Bear Grylls: Urban Survivor 11.00 Death Machines 12.00am Deadliest Catch 1.00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor

2.00pm Angel 3.00 FILM: Merlin And The War Of The Dragons (2008) 5.00 Buffy The Vampire Slayer 6.00 A Town Called Eureka 7.00 Smallville 8.00 Knight Rider 9.00 V 10.00 Human Target 11.00 Painkiller Jane (x2) 1.00am Sanctuary (x2) 3.00 Mysterious Ways 4.00 Angel (x2)

12.40pm Dial M For Murder (1954) 2.30 Anastasia (1956) 4.20 Spartacus (1960) 7.25 How To Marry A Millionaire (1953) 9.00 Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953) 10.35 Shadow Of A Doubt (1943) 12.30am Night And The City (1950) 2.15 Dial M For Murder (1954)

9.45am Grosse Pointe Blank (1997) 11.35 Live!

(2007) 1.15pm Adulthood (2008) 3.00 Best (2000) 5.00 Hero (2002) 6.45 South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut (1999) 8.10 Grosse Pointe Blank (1997) 10.00 Adulthood (2008) 11.45 Live! (2007) 1.30am The Strangers (2008)

11.00am The Lady Wants Mink (1953) 12.45pm The Left Hand Of God (1955) 2.30 Genevieve (1953) 4.15 Doctor In Distress (1963) 6.20 Phantom Of The Opera (2004) 9.00 Stardust (2007) 11.25 The Machinist (2004) 1.25am The Conformist (1970) 3.40 Close

1.00pm Billy Two Hats (1973) 3.00 Cast A Long Shadow (1959) 4.50 Offset: Jamie Cullum 5.45 The Big Country (1958) 9.00 Posse (1993) 11.10 Salvador (1986) 1.35am The Little Girl Who Lives Down The Lane (1976) 3.00 Teleshopping 5.00 Billy Two Hats (1973)

5.20pm Steptoe And Son 6.00 Last Of The Summer Wine (x2) 7.20 Yes, Minister 8.00 Only Fools And Horses 8.40 Open All Hours 9.20 The Thin Blue Line 10.00 Outnumbered 10.40 Gavin And Stacey 11.20 Harry And Paul 12.00am The Thin Blue Line 12.40 Murder Most Horrid 1.20 Gavin And Stacey

6.00pm Two And A Half Men (x2) 7.00 The King Of Queens (x2) 8.00 Scrubs (x2) 9.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 10.00 The Office: An American Workplace 10.30 The Office: An American Workplace 11.00 Sex And The City (x2) 12.10am Two And A Half Men (x2)

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thursday 3 Genius Of Britain Channel 4, 9pm Leading scientific figures, including Stephen Hawking and David Attenborough, celebrate the British scientists and inventors who helped to create the modern world. After a look at the discoveries of the last 50 years, some of our greatest minds predict the future.

Internet toilets? Poo-gle that.

Britain’s Greatest Machines With Chris Barrie Five, 8pm Chris Barrie explores the pivotal moments in Britain’s engineering past, revealing the developments that forged a nation. The ‘50s saw Blighty striving to become a leader in design, inventing machines including the Routemaster and the Land Rover.

Makes you smegging proud.

Taggart ITV3, 10pm When the decomposing body of a young woman is discovered in her bath, initial enquiries at her workplace uncover very little.

Reid does not warm to her estate agent boss, while Fraser discovers that she was gifting a significant amount of her small salary to charity. But why would that make her a murder target?

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 10.00 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 11.00 Cowboy Trap 11.45 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Murder, She Wrote 3.00 BBC News 3.05 I Can Cook 3.20 Zigby 3.30 Dennis & Gnasher 3.40 OOglies 3.55 Shaun The Sheep 4.05 Safari 8 4.35 Gruesome Great Britain: A Blue Peter Special 5.00 Newsround 5.15 The Weakest Link

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show Stories that matter from across the country.

7.30 EastEnders Pat and Peggy play some games of their own with love rat Harvey, and Bianca and Carol clash over what is best for Liam.

8.00 Watchdog A report on thousands of Britons who bought property in Spain, and who now face demolition orders. Crikey.

9.00 Have I Got News For You Popular news quiz, with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop.

9.30 Would I Lie To You? With guest panellists Kelvin MacKenzie, Christine Bleakley, Frankie Boyle and Jack Whitehall.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Question Time David Dimbleby chairs the topical debate show in which members of the audience have a chance to put the burning questions of the day to guests from the world of politics.

11.35 This Week A political review of the week presented

by Andrew Neil.

12.20am Holiday Weatherview Detailed weather forecast.

12.25 Sign Zone: Countryfile 1.25 Sign Zone: Inside John Lewis 2.25 Sign Zone: DIY SOS: The Big Build 3.25 Sign Zone: Great British Menu 3.55 BBC News

BBC2

6.00am - 8.50 Children’s television 8.50 TMi: Are You Scareder Than A 10 Year Old? 9.00 Gastronuts 9.30 Sam And Mark’s Guide To Dodging Disaster 10.00 Deadly 60 10.30 Gruesome Great Britain: A Blue Peter Special 10.55 League Of Super Evil 11.10 The Flintstones 11.35 The Flintstones 12.00pm The Daily Politics 12.30 Working Lunch 1.00 Open Gardens 1.30 FILM: Here Comes Mr Jordan (1941) 3.00 Diagnosis Murder 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 A Question Of Genius 5.15 Escape To The Country 6.00 Great British Menu It’s dessert day in the finals and the last chance for the competing chefs to impress the judges and secure a place at the final banquet – a celebration of the very best local produce from across the land. Arctic Roll please.

7.00 The Culture Show Andrew Graham-Dixon contemplates the past, present and future of British comic art; artist Grayson Perry looks at the dwindling craft of potting; while Tom Dyckhoff checks into hospital to find out if good design can actually improve our health.

8.00 Springwatch 2010 The marathon live wildlife event continues with up-to-the-minute reports on the animal stars.

9.00 Springwatch Unsprung Martin Hughes-Games chairs as Kate Humble, Chris Packham and Simon King answer audience questions and give in-depth analysis on what the season’s wildlife is up to.

9.30 Little Ships To mark the 70th anniversary of the ‘miracle of Dunkirk’, 50 of the surviving ‘little ships’ which made the original perilous cross-channel voyage are returning to France.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth analysis.

11.20 Dunkirk Docudrama.

12.20am The Culture Show Repeat of earlier show 1.20 BBC News 4.00 Primary Class Clips x4 5.00 Primary Dance x4

ITV1

6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 60 Minute Makeover 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 5.00 The Chase

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Moira insists on a less strict approach with Holly – but will Holly prove her right?

Rhona and Paddy have their eye on the same practice. Leyla reveals Nicola’s wedding dress.

7.30 Britain’s Got Talent Viewers get the chance to vote for their favourite acts, all of whom are hoping to make it through to the final to be in with a chance to win the £100,000 prize and a slot at the Royal Variety Performance.

9.00 Coronation Street Tony shows just how far he will go to get what he wants. The jury is out for Gail.

9.30 Britain’s Got Talent – The Results The fourth set of semifinalists wait to see who the public have voted into Saturday’s final.

10.00 ITV News At Ten & Weather 10.35 FILM: Balls Of Fury (2007) Starring Dan Fogler, Christopher Walken, George Lopez, Maggie Q, James Hong and Terry Crews.

Slapstick sports comedy in which a former table tennis champion is recruited by the FBI to infiltrate an undercover tournament organised by the fiendish criminal who was responsible for the death of his dad.

12.15am The Zone Visit www.itv.com/thezone. 2.15 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.15 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

Channel 4

6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Freshly Squeezed 7.25 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.50 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.20 Frasier 8.45 The 5 O’Clock Show 9.45 Deal Or No Deal 10.35 Will And Grace 11.05 Supernanny US 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Science Scams 12.15 Jamie At Home 12.45 FILM: Operation Crossbow (1965) 2.55 Coach Trip 3.25 Countdown 4.10 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 The 5 O’Clock Show

6.00 The Simpsons Homer spends $1,000 on a hair potion which gives him flowing locks and a new personality. Like Elton John!

6.30 Hollyoaks Steph tries to come to terms with the news about her health, but she can’t bring herself to tell Gilly the truth. Jake ponders whether Loretta is controlling him and what he can do about it.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Location, Location, Location Phil Spencer and Kirstie Allsopp host the property advice series.

9.00 Genius Of Britain See highlights 10.00 You Have Been Watching Comedy panel show looking at the weird world of television, Armando Iannucci, Josie Long and Rufus Hound join Charlie for a crime TV special.

10.45 Lee Evans: XL Tour Energetic stand-up comedian Lee Evans returns with his record-breaking live XL Tour.

11.50 Dirty Sexy Money One week after Nick’s birthday party, Leticia’s trial begins. Nick is asked to decide who should be made co-chair of Darling Enterprises.

12.45am 4Play: Beatbullyz Series devoted to hot new music talent.

Exclusive music and chat from British hip hop act Beatbullyz. 1.00 Frock Me 1.30 FILM: Battle For Haditha (2007) 3.00 The Silent City 3.10 Battleship Antarctica 4.05 Unreported World 4.30 Win My Wage 5.15 Countdown

Five

Sky Sports 1

6.00am – 8.05 Children’s television 8.05 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Thomas & Friends 8.35 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.50 The WotWots 9.00 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 9.05 Ebb And Flo 9.15 The Wright Stuff 10.45 Trisha Goddard 11.45 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.40pm Five News 12.45 Paul Merton In Europe 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.50 I Own Britain’s Best Home: Flying Visit 3.05 FILM: Amber’s Story (2006) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Liam asks Nicole’s advice about how to tackle the Ruby situation, but he is mortified when Nicole lets slip that his protege does indeed have feelings for him.

6.25 Live From Studio Five Magazine show.

7.30 Fifth Gear New series of the motoring magazine show presented

by Vicki Butler-Henderson, Jonny Smith, Tiff Needell and Jason Plato.

8.00 Britain’s Greatest Machines With Chris Barrie See highlights 9.00 FILM: Desperado (1995) Violent, action-packed tale of a mysterious figure who arrives in a Mexican border town seeking revenge against the local crime boss.

11.10 America’s Toughest Prisons Documentary series that unlocks the doors of the United States’ most notorious prisons. This programme follows ex-convict Donovan who, after 14 years in prison, must learn to live ‘on the outside’. Donovan is forced to face his family, find work and confront his past. With two thirds of ex-cons ending back in prison, will he slip back into a life of crime?

12.10am SuperCasino Visit www.SuperCasino.com.

4.05 House Doctor 4.30 House Doctor 4.55 Animal Rescue Squad 5.10 Neighbours 5.35 Home And Away

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Total Rugby 9.30 Inside The PGA Senior Tour 10.00 Boots ‘n’ All 11.00 Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20 1.00pm Total Rugby 1.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 2.00 Boots ‘n’ All 3.00 Inside The PGA Tour 3.30 Total Rugby 4.00 Boots ‘n’ All 5.00 ATP Tour Uncovered 5.30 The Rugby Club 6.30 Barclays Premier League World 7.00 LIVE Darts: UK Open Darts 11.00 Time Of Our Lives 12.00am Barclays Premier League World 12.30 Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20 2.30 Time Of Our Lives 3.30 Barclays Premier League World 4.00 Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Ocean Ride 7.00 WWE: Experience 8.00 Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20 10.00 Modern Pentathlon World Cup Series 11.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Watersports World 1.00 Trans World Sport 2.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 2.30 Watersports World 3.30 LIVE International Cricket 6.00 LIVE Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20 9.30 LIVE International Cricket 11.30 WWE: Late Night Raw 1.30am WWE NXT 2.30 PGA Tour Golf 5.30 Close

Sky Sports 3 9.00am DTM Motor Racing 10.00 European Tour Weekly 10.30 Live European Tour Golf 1.30pm Inside The PGA Tour 2.00 Ocean Ride 2.30 DTM Motor Racing 3.30 Live European Tour Golf 6.30 Sailing 7.00 The Rugby Club 8.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 European Tour Golf 12.30am Golfing World 1.30 Darts 5.30 Close

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1.00pm The Lion Man 1.30 Bones 2.30 Angela And Friends 3.30 Project Catwalk 4.30 Wedding SOS 5.00 Malcolm In The Middle 5.30 Futurama 6.00 Oops TV 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Modern Family 8.30 Modern Family 9.00 A League Of Their Own (x2) 10.00 Bones 11.00 NCIS: LA 12.00am Oops TV (x2)

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Britain’s Really Disgusting Food: Meat 9.00 Pulse 9.55 Great Movie Mistakes 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Junior Apprentice 11.30 Family Guy (x2) 12.15am WAGs, Kids And World Cup Dreams 1.15 Pulse 2.10 Britain’s Really Disgusting Food: Meat 3.10 Snog Marry Avoid? (x2)

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Only Connect 8.00 The Art Of Russia 9.00 Wallander 10.30 The Other Side Of Dunkirk 11.30 Mud, Sweat And Tractors: The Story Of Agriculture 12.30am Opera Italia 1.30 What Makes A Great Tenor? 2.30 The Art Of Russia 3.30 The Other Side Of Dunkirk 5.30 Close

1.30pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.40 Loose Women 4.30 Britain’s Got Talent 6.00 Britain’s Got Talent Results 6.30 Britain’s Got More Talent 7.30 New Homes From Hell 8.30 Cops With Cameras 9.30 Grimefighters 10.00 Britain’s Got More Talent 11.00 FILM: Alexander (2004) 2.20am Coronation Street

2.25 Rising Damp 2.55 The Return Of Sherlock Holmes 4.05 Daily Cooks Challenge 5.00 George And Mildred 5.40 Heartbeat 6.50 Mr Bean 7.25 Rising Damp 8.00 Inspector Morse see highlights 10.00 Taggart 11.35 Martina Cole’s Dangerous Lady 12.40am The Return Of Sherlock Holmes

1.05pm Scrubs (x2) 2.05 Friends 2.35 Hollyoaks 3.05 Gilmore Girls 4.00 Glee 5.00 Friends (x2) 6.00 Scrubs (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 My Name Is Earl 8.00 Friends (x2) 9.00 The Big Bang Theory 9.30 How I Met Your Mother 10.00 The Inbetweeners 10.30 Rude Tube 11.00 Glee 12.00am My Name Is Earl

2.20pm Come Dine With Me 2.50 The Coach Trip 3.20 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 4.25 How Clean Is Your House? (x2) 5.30 Relocation, Relocation 6.35 Deal Or No Deal 7.25 Grand Designs 8.30 The Daily 9.00 The Good Wife 10.00 Brothers And Sisters 11.00 The Closer 12.00am The Good Wife

12.00pm 60 Minute Makeover 1.00 Passport Patrol (x2) 2.00 Criminal Minds 3.00 Ghost Whisperer 4.00 Charmed (x2) 6.00 America’s Next Top Model 7.00 Ghost Whisperer 8.00 Drop Dead Diva 9.00 Grey’s Anatomy 10.00 Criminal Minds (x2) 12.00am CSI (x2) 2.00 Exposed: Britney Spears

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Comedy Central

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2.00pm Classic British Aircraft (x2) 3.00 World War II: The Complete History 4.00 Deadliest Catch 5.00 Bear Grylls 6.00 Mythbusters (x2) 8.00 How Do They Do It? 8.30 How It’s Made 9.00 Heli-Loggers 10.00 Mayday! Bering Sea 11.00 I Was Bitten 12.00am Deadliest Catch 1.00 Bear Grylls

11.00am Smallville 12.00pm Quantum Leap 1.00 Angel (x2) 3.00 FILM: Terminal Error (2001) 5.00 Quantum Leap 6.00 A Town Called Eureka 7.00 Smallville 8.00 Legend Of The Seeker (x2) 10.00 Painkiller Jane (x2) 12.00am Sanctuary (x3) 3.00 Painkiller Jane 4.00 Angel (x2)

12.05pm Giant (1956) 3.25 Duck Soup (1933) 4.45 The Grapes Of Wrath (1940) 7.00 35mm 7.30 Apache (1954) 9.00 The Thomas Crown Affair (1968) 10.45 Who’s Afraid Of Virginia Woolf? (1966) 1.00am Whatever Happened To Baby Jane? (1962) 3.15 Duck Soup (1933)

8.00am I’ve Loved You So Long (2008) 10.10 Nashville (1975) 12.50pm Stop Loss (2008) 2.50 Julia (2008) 5.15 Things We Lost In The Fire (2007) 7.15 Nashville (1975) 10.00 Stop Loss (2008) 11.55 The Escapist (2001) 1.30am She Hate Me (2004) 3.50 Tube Tales (1999)

11.00am Whisper Of The Heart (1995) 1.15pm Donovan’s Reef (1963) 3.20 The Raid (1954) 4.55 Swiss Family Robinson (1960) 7.20 Doctor Dolittle (1998) 9.00 Fantastic Four: Rise Of The Silver Surfer (2007) 10.45 Showgirls (1995) 1.20am Brick Lane (2007) 3.25 Close

6.55am Cast A Long Shadow (1959) 8.45 Offset: Jamie Cullum 9.45 The Big Country (1958) 1.00pm Arizona Whirlwind (1944) 3.00 Gods And Generals (2003) 7.45 The Screening Room 8.20 Offset: Billy Crystal 9.00 Apocalypse Now (1979) 12.15am True Confessions (1981) 3.00 Teleshopping

5.20pm Steptoe And Son 6.00 Last Of The Summer Wine (x2) 7.20 Yes, Minister 8.00 Only Fools And Horses 8.40 Open All Hours 9.20 Outnumbered 10.00 One Foot In The Grave 10.40 Gimme Gimme Gimme 11.20 Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps 12.00am Murder Most Horrid

4.00pm Scrubs (x2) 5.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (x2) 6.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 7.00 The King Of Queens (x2) 8.00 Scrubs (x2) 9.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 10.00 FILM: Police Academy: Mission To Moscow (1994) 11.40 Sex And The City (x2) 12.40am Two And A Half Men (x2)

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friday 4 Bon Jovi: When We Were Beautiful BBC2, 11.50pm On the eve of Bon Jovi’s 16-night stint at the O2, this documentary takes us on tour and inside the creative tensions that still drive this band of brothers from New Jersey. Intimate doc of a band that has become one of the biggest acts in the world. They are more than ‘Livin’ On A Prayer’.

Hollyoaks Channel 4, 6.30pm Amy tries to convince Olly she is not ready to sleep with him, but he fails to take no for an answer and becomes vicious. Theresa has outstayed her welcome and dodges questions about the McQueen’s. The Ashworths’ anticipate Josh’s court case.

Rhys is consumed by guilt. Phew!

It’s all go for the beautiful folk.

Supersize Vs Superskinny E4, 10pm Doctor Chris meets aspiring model Charlotte who swaps diets for five days with bride-tobe Heather, who weighs over 20 stone. Flab Fighters descend on Silverstone for more calorie burning. Anna Richardson discovers the Hollywood cheat’s route to a slimmer body. Baby food and cabbage smoothies?

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 10.00 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 11.00 Cowboy Trap 11.45 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Murder, She Wrote 3.00 BBC News 3.05 I Can Cook 3.20 Zigby 3.30 Dennis & Gnasher 3.40 OOglies 3.55 Shaun The Sheep 4.05 Tracy Beaker Returns 4.35 Gruesome Great Britain: A Blue Peter Special 5.00 Newsround 5.15 The Weakest Link 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show Stories that matter from across the country.

7.30 A Question Of Sport World Cup-themed edition of the lighthearted sports quiz.

8.00 EastEnders Denise continues to cover for Lucas’ erratic behaviour, but unbeknownst to her he’s sinking to new depths of depravity.

8.30 Outtake TV Comedian Rufus Hound resides over a collection of outtakes from popular shows.

9.00 New Tricks The team uncover a shady organ donor racket when they reinvestigate the murder of a wealthy businessman who left a three-millionpound fortune to a prostitute.

Nice work if you can get it.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Friday Night With Jonathan Ross Jonathan is joined by hardhitting tennis ace Andy Roddick and hip-hop icon LL Cool J. 11.35 The National Lottery Friday Night Draws The National Lottery Friday night draws.

11.45 FILM: Absolute Power (1997) Starring Clint Eastwood.

1.40am Weatherview Detailed weather forecast. 1.45 Sign Zone: The Virtual Revolution 2.45 Sign Zone: High Street Dreams 3.45 Sign Zone: Great British Menu 4.15 BBC News

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6.00am – 8.30 Children’s television 8.30 What’s New Scooby Doo? 8.50 TMi: Are You Scareder Than A 10 Year Old? 9.00 Gastronuts 9.30 Sam And Mark’s Guide To Dodging Disaster 10.00 Deadly 60 10.30 Gruesome Great Britain: A Blue Peter Special 10.55 League Of Super Evil 11.10 The Flintstones 11.35 The Flintstones 12.00pm The Daily Politics 12.30 Working Lunch 1.00 Open Gardens 1.30 Racing From Epsom 4.30 A Question Of Genius 5.15 Escape To The Country 6.00 Great British Menu The winners have been announced and this special documentary follows the successful chefs as they make the painstaking preparations for what is one of the most important meals they will ever cook. Don’t burn it.

7.00 The Genius Of Design Picking up the story of design from the drab days of the late ‘70s, the final episode tracks the explosion of wild creativity that defined the ‘designer decades’ of the ‘80s and early ‘90s.

8.00 Great British Railway Journeys Documentary series in which Michael Portillo travels the country by train. Lucky him. Not! 8.30 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine.

9.00 When Romeo Met Juliet One city, eight weeks and two contrasting schools come together to put on a professional production of Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet.

10.00 The Grumpy Guide To... The Eighties This is a look back at one of history’s most embarrassing decades.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis.

11.00 The Review Show A round up of the week’s cultural highlights.

11.50 Bon Jovi: When We Were Beautiful See highlights 1.10am I’m In A Rock ‘n’ Roll Band! Series investigating what makes the perfect rock ‘n’ roll band.

2.10 FILM: Like Minds (2006)

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6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 60 Minute Makeover 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 5.00 The Chase

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Emmerdale David is stunned to find himself in a compromising position with Tania. Swit-swoo.

7.30 Britain’s Got Talent Ant and Dec present the last of the Britain’s Got Talent live semi-finals.

9.00 Coronation Street How many lives will Tony destroy in his quest for vengeance?

9.30 Britain’s Got Talent – The Results It’s decision time for the last eight Britain’s Got Talent semifinalists as the result of the public vote is in. Only two acts will make it through to Saturday’s final for a chance to win the ultimate prize of £100,000 and a slot performing on the Royal Variety Performance. And there is a special guest performance live on stage.

10.00 ITV News At Ten & Weather 10.35 FILM: The Dukes Of Hazzard (2005) Comedy based on the hit 1980s TV series. Brothers Bo and Luke, together with their scantily clad cousin Daisy, cruise around Hazzard County wreaking havoc in their classic Dodge Charger.

12.30am The Zone For more information, visit www.itv.com/thezone. 2.30 FILM: Avalanche Express (1979) 4.00 Touching Evil 4.45 ITV Nightscreen Text-based information service.

5.30 ITV Morning News

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6.00am The Treacle People 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Freshly Squeezed 7.25 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.50 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.20 Frasier 8.45 The 5 O’Clock Show 9.45 Deal Or No Deal 10.35 Will And Grace 11.05 Supernanny US 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Brain Damage 12.10 Jamie At Home 12.40 FILM: Logan’s Run (1976) 2.55 Coach Trip 3.25 Countdown 4.10 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 The 5 O’Clock Show 6.00 The Simpsons On Hallowe’en, Bart and Lisa tell scary stories in their treehouse. Wooooaaaah!

6.30 Hollyoaks See highlights.

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.35 Unreported World Documentary. Reporter Seyi Rhodes and director Matt Haan investigate Bolivia’s silver mines and find boys as young as 13 working long hours in deadly conditions.

8.00 Glee Musical comedy series.

Mr Schuester encourages the glee club to express themselves through the music of Lady Gaga. Meanwhile, Rachel has a life-changing encounter and Tina embraces her inner goth.

9.00 Fighting The Red Baron Documentary in which two modern Red Arrows pilots experience the challenges faced by pioneering aviators in World War I. 10.35 The Ricky Gervais Show Topics in this episode include face transplants, Karl’s life lessons for kids and Chinese proverbs.

11.10 The Ricky Gervais Show In Monkey News, a gangster is duped into using a monkey as a jockey.

11.45 World Music Awards Coverage from the World Music Awards from Monaco.1.15am MUSIC ON 4: Topman Ctrl Student Tour Music series. 1.30 This Week’s 4Music Top 20 3.15 FILM: Mad About Mambo (2000) 4.40 Win My Wage 5.25 Countdown

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6.00am - 8.35 Children’s television 8.35 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.50 The WotWots 9.00 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 9.05 Ebb And Flo 9.15 The Wright Stuff 10.45 Trisha Goddard 11.45 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.40pm Five News 12.45 Paul Merton In Europe 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.50 The Family Recipe 2.55 I Own Britain’s Best Home: Flying Visit 3.10 FILM: Sacrifices Of The Heart (2007) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away When Elijah reveals that his parents are coming to visit, Leah is concerned that they will disapprove of her. Gina and the Austins are frantic with worry when Xavier goes missing. Has Killer got hold of him?

6.25 Live From Studio Five Magazine show.

7.15 Cricket On Five Highlights of the first day’s play in the second Test between England and Bangladesh at Old Trafford.

8.00 Sea Patrol UK Documentary series charting the work of the elite teams that patrol the English Channel.

9.00 The Mentalist US drama series following the work of CBI consultant Patrick Jane.

10.00 CSI: NY New York-based spin-off of the crime drama series.

10.55 Grey’s Anatomy Medical drama. Miranda begins her first day as chief resident vowing to put a stop to personal dramas spilling over into the workplace. It’ll never happen.

11.55 Cops In Crisis Documentary series about people who have had to face extraordinary, dangerous and harrowing situations, from failed robberies to police shootouts.

12.15am SuperCasino To register visit www.SuperCasino.com 4.30 Wildlife SOS 4.55 Animal Rescue Squad 5.10 Neighbours 5.35 Home And Away

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Barclays Premier League World 9.30 The Rugby Club 10.30 LIVE Test Cricket 7.00pm LIVE Darts: UK Open Darts 11.00 Test Cricket 1.00am Super League 2.30 Friday Fight Night 4.30 Barclays Premier League World 5.00 NFL: Total Access

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Darts 10.30 NRL Weekly 11.00 Northern Rail Cup 1.00pm Darts 5.00 NFL: Total Access 6.00 Trans World Sport 7.00 World Sport 7.30 LIVE Super League 10.00 LIVE Boxing 12.00am NFL: Total Access 1.00 Darts 5.00 World Sport 5.30 IAAF Athletix Weekly

Sky Sports 3 7.00am WWE: Raw 9.00 Sailing 9.30 ATP Tour Uncovered 10.00 The Dogs 10.30 Live European Tour Golf 1.30pm The Rugby Club 2.30 Barclays Premier League World 3.00 IAAF Athletix Weekly 3.30 LIVE European Tour Golf 6.30 Sailing 7.00 Tight Lines 8.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 European Tour Golf 12.30am Golfing World 1.30 Nespresso Cup Sailing 2.00 PGA Tour Golf 5.00 ATP Tour Uncovered 5.30 IEX Magazine

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12.00pm The Real A & E 1.00 The Lion Man 1.30 Bones 2.30 Angela And Friends 3.30 Project Catwalk 4.30 Wedding SOS 5.00 WWE: Superstars 6.00 Terry Pratchett’s Going Postal (x2) 10.00 Ross Kemp: Battle For The Amazon 11.00 Celebrating The Goal 12.00am A League Of Their Own (x2)

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Walking With Beasts 9.00 Doctor Who 9.45 Doctor Who Confidential 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 FILM: Kidulthood (2006) 12.00am Family Guy (x2) 12.45 Coming Of Age (x2) 1.45 Bizarre ER 2.15 La La Land 2.40 The Real Hustle Undercover (x2) 3.40 Snog Marry Avoid?

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Aida 9.40 Dolly Parton: Live From London 10.50 Queens Of Country 11.50 TOTP2: Country Jukebox 12.50am Mario Lanza: Singing To The Gods 1.50 Aida 5.30 Close

3.40pm Loose Women 4.30 Britain’s Got Talent 6.00 Britain’s Got Talent - The Results 6.30 Britain’s Got More Talent 7.30 New Homes From Hell 2009 8.30 Cops With Cameras 9.30 Grimefighters 10.00 Britain’s Got More Talent 11.00 FILM: Deep Blue Sea (1999) 1.10am Coronation Street 1.40 Emmerdale

12.45pm Heartbeat 1.50 Mr Bean 2.25 Rising Damp 2.55 The Return Of Sherlock Holmes 4.05 Daily Cooks Challenge 5.00 George And Mildred 5.35 Heartbeat 6.45 Mr Bean 7.20 Rising Damp 7.55 Inspector Morse 10.00 Taggart 11.40 FILM: Breaker Morant (1979) 1.40am FILM: Nora (2000)

12.10pm Smallville 1.05 Scrubs (x2) 2.05 Friends 2.35 Hollyoaks 3.05 Gilmore Girls 4.00 Glee 5.00 Friends (x2) 6.00 Scrubs (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 My Name Is Earl 8.00 Friends (x2) 9.00 Gok’s Fashion Fix 10.00 Supersize vs Superskinny 11.05 Wife Swap 12.00am My Name Is Earl 12.40 Scrubs (x2)

2.20pm Come Dine With Me Extra Portions 2.50 The Coach Trip 3.20 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 4.25 How Clean Is Your House? (x2) 5.30 Relocation, Relocation 6.35 Deal Or No Deal 7.25 Grand Designs 8.30 The Daily Show 9.00 FILM: The Godfather (1972) 12.25am Heroes Of Comedy

12.00pm 60 Minute Makeover 1.00 Passport Patrol (x2) 2.00 Criminal Minds 3.00 Ghost Whisperer 4.00 Charmed (x2) 6.00 America’s Next Top Model 7.00 Ghost Whisperer 8.00 Ghost Hunters 9.00 Criminal Minds 10.00 CSI: Miami 11.00 Criminal Minds 12.00am CSI (x2)

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3.00pm World War II: The Complete History 4.00 Deadliest Catch 5.00 Bear Grylls 6.00 Mythbusters (x2) 8.00 How Do They Do It? 8.30 How It’s Made 9.00 Mystery Investigator: Olly Steeds 10.00 Into The Dragon’s Lair 11.00 The Truth Behind The Moon Landings 12.00am Deadliest Catch 1.00 Bear Grylls

11.00am Smallville 12.00pm Quantum Leap 1.00 Angel (x2) 3.00 FILM: Dangerous Waters: Shark Attack (2005) 5.00 Quantum Leap 6.00 A Town Called Eureka 7.00 Smallville 8.00 FILM: The Dish (2000) 10.00 V 11.00 Human Target 12.00am Sanctuary (x3) 3.00 Painkiller Jane 4.00 Angel (x2)

8.10am A Lovely Way To Die (1968) 10.00 Von Ryan’s Express (1965) 12.00pm High Noon (1952) 1.30 David Copperfield (1970) 3.30 Houseboat (1958) 5.30 The Searchers (1956) 7.30 High Noon (1952) 9.00 Von Ryan’s Express (1965) 11.00 Marnie (1964) 1.10am The Producers (1968)

8.00am The Class (2008) 10.10 Chinatown (1974) 12.25pm Hamlet 2 (2008) 2.00 Priceless (2006) 3.50 Angel (2007) 5.50 Psycho (1998) 7.45 Chinatown (1974) 10.00 Hamlet 2 (2008) 11.40 The Big Lebowski (1998) 1.40am I’m Not There (2007) 3.55 Trekkies

11.00am Trouble In The Glen (1954) 12.45pm Boy On A Dolphin (1957) 2.55 Carry On Up The Khyber (1968) 4.40 The Sea Wolves (1980) 7.00 Aquamarine (2006) 9.00 Night At The Museum (2006) 11.10 Dog Soldiers (2001) 1.15am Vault Of Horror (1973) 3.05 Close

7.00am Gods And Generals (2003) 11.20 The Screening Room 11.50 Offset: Billy Crystal 1.00pm Man Of The West (1958) 3.00 Battle Taxi (1955) 4.45 The Horse Soldiers (1959) 7.00 Invitation To A Gunfighter (1964) 9.00 Manhunter (1986) 11.30 Pet Sematary (1989) 1.35am Bananas (1971) 3.00 Teleshopping

4.40pm Keeping Up Appearances 5.20 Steptoe And Son 6.00 Last Of The Summer Wine (x2) 7.20 Yes, Minister 8.00 Only Fools And Horses 8.40 Open All Hours 9.25 Little Britain USA 10.00 Jonathan Creek 11.20 The Comic Strip Presents... 12.30am Murder Most Horrid 1.10 The Comic Strip Presents...

2.00pm The King Of Queens (x2) 3.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 4.00 Scrubs (x2) 5.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (x2) 6.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 7.00 The King Of Queens (x2) 8.00 30 Rock (x2) 9.00 South Park (x4) 11.00 Lee Evans XL Tour 2005 Live 12.20am Lee Evans Up Close

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saturday 5 Britain’s Got Talent – The Final ITV1, 7.30pm After weeks of tears and laughter, Ant and Dec are still at our side for the final, with the best of Britain’s variety talent waiting anxiously in the wings.

Seeing if they can get your vote for that magic place at the Royal Variety Performance, £100,000 and perhaps Su-Bo’s career.

Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow BBC1, 10pm MM is on the road again, like The Littlest Hobo with a floppy fringe.

Maybe tomorrow he’ll want to settle down, but not if he keeps travelling to lovely places like the Belfast Waterfront Hall and meeting delightful comics like Patrick Kielty, Jeff Green, Neil Delamere and Kerry Godliman.

Film: Rachel Getting Married Sky Movies Indie, 10pm Anne Hathaway nominated for an Oscar. This is just one of the surprises this independent film serves up as Kym leaves rehab to her sister Rachel’s wedding.

Bringing together the tensions of a wedding, sibling rivalry and being outside rehab for a slice of displaced American life.

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6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11.30 The Delicious Miss Dahl 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 South East Today 12.15 Usain Bolt: The Fastest Man Who Has Ever Lived 1.15 Derby Day 4.30 BBC News 4.40 South East Today 4.45 Hole In The Wall 5.15 FILM: Shrek 2 (2004)

6.40 Doctor Who Science fiction drama. The Doctor and Amy Pond meet Vincent van Gogh. ‘Ear, ‘ear!

7.30 The National Lottery: In It To Win It 2012 Dale Winton returns to BBC One on Saturday nights with a gripping series of The National Lottery: In It To Win It 2012. Includes Thunderball, Dream Number (which supports the London 2012 Olympic and Paralympic games) and Lotto Draws live from Lottery HQ. 8.20 Casualty Zoe realises how important Jordan is to her. Ruth meets a handsome stranger, while Lenny and Yuki still cannot trace the Crypto virus. They keep going over the edges. Tracing - geddit?

9.10 Victoria Wood’s Midlife Moment Another chance to catch the delectible Ms Wood’s Christmas 2010 show.

10.00 Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow See highlights.

10.45 BBC News 11.05 FILM: Legally Blonde (2001) Starring Reese Witherspoon, Luke Wilson, Selma Blair, Matthew Davis, Victor Garber. Romantic comedy in which a gorgeous but shallow West Coast girl enrols in a prestigious law school in order to win back her wealthy East Coast ex-boyfriend.

Learning and growing, folks.

12.35am Derby Day 1.05 Friday Night With Jonathan Ross 2.05 Weatherview 2.10 BBC News

BBC2

6.00 – 7.40am Children’s television 7.40 Wolverine And The X-Men 8.00 Deadly 60 8.30 M.I. High 9.00 Basil And Barney’s Swap Shop 9.55 Street Monsters 10.00 Horrible Histories 10.30 Gruesome Great Britain: A Blue Peter Special 11.00 BAMZOOKi 11.30 Hai! Karate – Journey To Japan 12.00pm Degrassi: The Next Generation 12.25 The Cut 12.50 No Hats, No Trainers 1.15 The 5.19 Show 1.30 Off The Hook 2.00 Tennis: French Open - Women’s Final 4.55 Coast 5.25 The Boats That Built Britain 5.55 Dad’s Army 6.25 Bloody Omaha: Timewatch More than 60 years ago on D-Day, the fate of World War Two turned on five Normandy beaches in the greatest amphibious invasion ever attempted. On Omaha Beach, however, it was nearly a disaster.

7.25 Little Ships To mark the 70th anniversary of the ‘miracle of Dunkirk’, 50 of the surviving little ships which made the original perilous cross-channel voyage are returning to France.

8.25 Dunkirk: The Soldiers’ Story Veterans of World War II describe their experiences of the retreat to Dunkirk in 1940 and the largest military evacuation in history.

9.15 Have I Got A Bit More News For You Extended version of the classic news quiz with Paul Merton and Ian Hislop.

10.00 I’m In A Rock ’n’ Roll Band!

Live The series goes live with Jonathan Ross at BBC Television Centre. Experts Lauren Laverne, Stewart Copeland and Mark Radcliffe debate the UK’s favourite rock ‘n’ rollers, accompanied by guests, a live audience, a house band and some of the great rock ‘n’ roll songs.

11.45 FILM: Somers Town (2008) Starring Thomas Turgoose, Jagiello, Ireneusz Czop. Urban drama.

1.05am FILM: A Room For Romeo Brass (1999) 2.30 Bon Jovi: When We Were Beautiful

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6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries 10.25 The Lakes 10.55 Monk 11.50 ITV News & Weather 12.10pm This Morning: Saturday 1.10 Britain’s Got Talent 3.10 FILM: Kindergarten Cop (1990) 5.10 Creature Comforts 5.20 Creature Comforts 5.30 Meridian News And Weather 5.45 ITV News & Weather

6.00 You’ve Been Framed! Harry Hill presents more of the nation’s funniest home videos. Big Brother and Harry Hill are watching you.

6.30 The Whole 19 Yards Last in series. Vernon Kay and Caroline Flack present the gameshow in which four contestants battle it out in a series of crazy challenges for the chance to win £100,000.

7.30 Britain’s Got Talent – The Final See highlights.

10.00 FILM: Batman Begins (2005) Starring Christian Bale, Michael Caine, Liam Neeson, Katie Holmes, Gary Oldman, Cillian Murphy, Tom Wilkinson and Morgan Freeman.

Action adventure reboot of the comic book story, telling the story of how Bruce Wayne came to be Batman.

Having watched his parents murdered in front of him, the boy Wayne endures a stint in an Asian prison and is then trained in the martial arts. On his return to his native Gotham City, he takes on his own new persona to fight the city’s organised crime.

11.30 ITV News; Weather 11.45 FILM: Batman Begins (2005) By this point organised crime really aren’t very happy about young Wayne’s career choices and are trying to help him pursue other work avenues.

12.50am The Zone Hosts 2.50 FILM: Jesus Christ Superstar (1973) 4.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 News

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6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 ITU Triathlon World Cup Magazine 7.30 World Sport 8.00 The Morning Line 8.55 Friends 9.25 Friends 9.55 90210 10.50 Simon Cowell: Real Stories 11.55 Frock Me With TK Maxx 12.25pm Hollyoaks Music Show 12.55 Smallville: Superman The Early Years 1.55 Channel 4 Racing 3.55 Come Dine With Me 4.25 Come Dine With Me 4.55 Come Dine With Me 5.25 Come Dine With Me 5.55 Come Dine With Me 6.30 Channel 4 News 7.00 FILM: Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King (2003) Starring Elijah Wood, Ian McKellen, Liv Tyler, Viggo Mortensen and Sean Astin. The last instalment of the fantasy trilogy based on Tolkien’s epic tale. The final battle for Middle Earth sees Frodo and Sam, guided by Gollum, approach Mordor on their quest to destroy the One Ring. Gandalf and Pippin ride to Minas Tirith to help defend Gondor, while Aragorn leads the forces of good against the Eye of Sauron. How long before you get fed up with your mate’s Gollum impersonation. Really.

10.40 FILM: A Man Apart (2003) Starring Vin Diesel, Larenz Tate, Timothy Olyphant, Steve Eastin, Jeff Kober and Emilio Rivera. Violent action thriller in which a DEA agent goes in search of bloody revenge when his wife is murdered in retaliation for his department having taken down a Mexican drug baron.

Don’t marry an action hero. Nuff said.

12.45am FILM: Black Christmas (1974) Atmospheric horror. An unseen killer menaces the girls of a sorority house who are staying alone over Christmas with obscene phone calls, and then kills them one by one.

2.40 My Daughter Grew Another Head And Other True Life Stories 3.35 What About Brian 4.15 A Ninja Is For Life, Not Just For Christmas 4.20 Demolition Day 5.15 Countdown

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6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television 8.00 Hana’s Helpline 8.15 Little Princess 8.25 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.45 Igam Ogam 9.00 Olivia 9.15 The Mr. Men Show 9.30 Gerald McBoing Boing 10.00 Animal Rescue Squad 10.15 Fifth Gear 10.45 Britain’s Greatest Machines With Chris Barrie 11.45 Tutankhamun: The Mystery Revealed 12.45pm FILM: Last Of The Dogmen (1995) 3.00 FILM: The Cannonball Run (1981) 4.50 FILM: The Missing (2003) 7.10 Five News 7.15 Cricket On Five Highlights of the second day’s play in the second Test between England and Bangladesh at Old Trafford.

8.00 NCIS Drama series following the Navy’s dedicated federal agency. The team learns that ten kilos of highly toxic chemical weapons have fallen into the hands of a dangerous terrorist and race against time to stop him using them. Are there safe terrorists?

9.00 CSI: Miami Crime drama series.

Two bodies are found after a celebrity party is held up, but the local gangster who carried out the robbery will only admit to one of the murders.

10.00 CSI: NY Crime drama series.

Mac witnesses some strange events from the window of his apartment.

Jimmy Stewart wants his plot back.

11.00 Law And Order American drama series about law enforcement.

Police probe the death of a highflying investment banker after his body is found dumped in the street.

11.55 Cops In Crisis Documentary series about people who have had to face extraordinary, dangerous and harrowing situations.

12.15am SuperCasino 4.05 Wildlife SOS (x2) 4.55 The Family Recipe 5.00 Hana’s Helpline 5.10 The Milkshake! Show 5.35 Thomas & Friends 5.45 Roary The Racing Car

6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Barclays Premier League World 7.00 Test Cricket 9.00 Cricket AM 10.30 LIVE Test Cricket 7.00pm LIVE Darts: UK Open Darts 11.00 Test Cricket 1.00am World Sport 1.30 LIVE Motor Racing: Indy Car Series 4.00 World Sport 4.30 NFL – Total Access 5.30 IEX Magazine

Sky Sports 2 6.00am FIFA Futbol Mundial 6.30 Darts: UK Open Darts 10.30 LIVE International Rugby Union 12.30pm Sailing 1.00 LIVE Darts: UK Open Darts 5.00 Nespresso Cup Sailing 5.30 Sailing 6.00 LIVE Rugby Union: Junior World Champs 8.00 LIVE Rugby Union: Junior World Champs 10.00 LIVE Rugby Union 12.30am International Rugby Union 2.30 Speedway Grand Prix – Denmark 5.30 World Sport

Sky Sports 3 6.00am World Sport 6.30 Sailing 7.00 Friday Fight Night 9.00 WWE Smackdown 11.00 WWE The Bottom Line 12.00pm Max Power 1.00 LIVE European Tour Golf 5.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 European Tour Golf 12.30am Sailing 1.00 Darts: UK Open Darts 5.00 Sports Unlimited

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12.00pm Futurama (x2) 1.00 Malcolm In The Middle (x2) 2.00 Terry Pratchett’s Going Postal 4.00 The Real A & E 5.00 The Simpsons (x2) 6.00 Futurama (x2) 7.00 The Simpsons (x2) 8.00 Best Of Oops TV 9.00 FILM: Die Hard 2: Die Harder (1990) 11.20 Classic Albums 12.30am Fringe 1.25 Road Wars

7.00pm World Cup’s Most Shocking Moments 7.30 Doctor Who Confidential 8.15 FILM: Shanghai Knights (2003) 10.05 Family Guy (x2) 10.50 American Dad! (x2) 11.35 FILM: Kidulthood (2006) 1.00am Pulse 1.55 WAGs, Kids And World Cup Dreams 2.55 Blood, Sweat And Luxuries (x2)

7.00pm Opera Italia 8.00 What Makes A Great Tenor? 9.00 Wallander 10.30 Margaret Thatcher: The Long Walk To Finchley 11.55 The Making Of The Iron Lady 12.55am Rick Stein’s Food Of The Italian Opera 1.55 Opera Italia 2.55 What Makes A Great Tenor? 5.30 Close

1.10pm Nanny 911 2.05 Holiday Showdown 3.10 Britain’s Got More Talent Auditions (x4) 7.10 Planet’s Funniest Animals 7.30 New Homes From Hell 8.30 Cops With Cameras 9.30 Grimefighters 10.00 Britain’s Got More Talent 11.00 FILM: The Holiday (2006) 1.45am Britain’s Got Talent - The Final

9.20 Upstairs, Downstairs 10.20 Ironside (x2) 12.30pm Inspector Morse 2.30 The Memoirs Of Sherlock Holmes 3.40 Agatha Christie’s Poirot (x3) 9.00 A Touch Of Frost 11.10 Murder In Mind 12.20am Agatha Christie’s Poirot 2.00 Goodnight Sweetheart 2.35 On The Buses 3.00 Teleshopping

12.35pm Supernanny US 1.25 Hollyoaks Omnibus 4.00 Friends (x2) 5.00 Smallville (x2) 6.55 Friends 7.30 The Big Bang Theory 8.00 How I Met Your Mother 8.30 Friends (x2) 10.00 FILM: Jeepers Creepers 2 (2003) 12.05am FILM: Bulletproof Monk (2003) 2.05 Wife Swap USA 3.00 Style Her Famous

9.00am A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 10.05 Time Team (x3) 2.45 FILM: Torpedo Run (1958) 4.35 Grand Designs (x5) 10.00 Engineering Ancient Egypt 12.15am Time Team 1.15 Engineering Ancient Egypt 3.25 Time Team

12.00pm New Australia’s Next Top Model 1.00 Four Weddings (x4) 4.00 FILM: Three Amigos! (1986) 6.10 Celebs 24/7 6.30 Nothing To Declare (x5) 9.00 Criminal Minds (x3) 12.00am CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 1.00 Exposed: Jordan 2.00 Exposed: Victoria Beckham 3.00 The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air (x2)

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12.00pm Deadliest Catch (x6) 6.00 Heli-Loggers 7.00 Bear Grylls: Urban Survivor 8.00 How Machines Work (x2) 9.00 Mayday! Bering Sea 10.00 Surviving Disaster 11.00 Mystery Investigator: Olly Steeds 12.00am Into The Dragon’s Lair 1.00 Mythbusters (x4) 5.30 How Does That Work?

12.00pm Legend Of The Seeker 1.00 Sanctuary (x6) 7.00 Knight Rider 8.00 V 9.00 FILM: Universal Soldiers (2007) 10.40 FILM: 30000 Leagues Under The Sea (2007) 12.20am Sanctuary (x2) 2.20 3rd Rock From The Sun 3.00 Mysterious Ways 4.00 FILM: Dangerous Waters: Shark Attack (2005)

11.25am For Whom The Bell Tolls (1943) 2.05pm The Crusades (1935) 4.15 The Bible (1966) 7.10 Shenandoah (1965) 9.00 Rio Bravo (1959) 11.25 A Streetcar Named Desire (1951) 1.30am Touch Of Evil (1958) 3.25 The Bible (1966)

1.45pm The Strangers (2008) 3.15 Das Boot - The Director’s Cut (1981) 6.45 Pee Wee’s Big Adventure (1985) 8.20 Live! (2007) 10.00 Rachel Getting Married (2008) See highlights 11.55 South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut (1999) 1.20am Das Boot - The Director’s Cut

11.00am Lassie (2005) 1.00pm Volcano (1997) 2.55 The Man In The Iron Mask (1977) 5.00 Ice Age: The Meltdown (2006) 6.40 Cutthroat Island (1995) 9.00 Tenacious D In The Pick Of Destiny (2006) 10.50 Wolf Creek (2004) 12.45am Hallam Foe (2007)

11.10am Invitation To A Gunfighter (1964) 1.00pm Kid Galahad (1962) 3.00 Attack On The Iron Coast (1968) 5.00 The Ride Back (1957) 6.45 Pulp (1972) 9.00 Dressed To Kill (1980) 11.05 Jackie Chan’s First Strike (1996) 12.50am Dressed To Kill (1980) 3.00 Teleshopping 5.00 Kid Galahad (1962)

7.30am Bread 8.10 Butterflies 8.45 Porridge (x15) 7.00 Jonathan Creek 8.20 Only Fools And Horses 10.00 Men Behaving Badly (x3) 12.00am Murder Most Horrid 12.40 Men Behaving Badly (x3) 2.25 Murder Most Horrid 3.00 Home Shopping

3.00pm Two And A Half Men (x2) 4.00 Scrubs 4.30 Samantha Who? 5.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (x2) 6.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 7.00 The King Of Queens (x2) 8.00 Scrubs (x2) 9.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 10.00 Jeff Dunham: Spark Of Insanity 11.45 FILM: Jerry Maguire (1996)

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sunday 6 Film: The Goonies Five, 5.05pm Hey you guys! A classic kids film from the ‘80s, with pirates, treasure, robbers and a massive adventure involving many American kids with many accents from around the US of A. It even includes big kid at the time and now Oscar-nominee Josh Brolin, as well as a story from Steven Spielberg and Chris Columbus.

Big Brother Exposed: The Inside Story Channel 4, 10pm It’s ba-ack. Well, nearly. And to get you in the mood for goldfish watching for the last time (on Channel 4 at least), have a look at where it all came from – the social experiment whose results continued to grow outside of the petrie dish. With Davina McCall, Dermot O’Leary and more.

Too Poor For Posh School More4, 10.10pm In light of our new government and its economic recovery strategy involving many, many cuts, here’s another chance to see the Cutting Edge documentary. This follows three boys as they spend a day of tests and interviews trying to get a scholarship to Harrow School.

Usual cost – £28,000 pa.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 The Big Questions 11.00 Country Tracks 12.00pm The Politics Show 1.00 EastEnders 3.20 Junior Apprentice 4.20 Points Of View 4.40 Songs Of Praise 5.15 BBC News 5.25 South East Today 5.30 Priceless Antiques Roadshow

6.00 Halcyon River Diaries Nature series. Having got to know all the animals on the river, Charlie, Philippa and the boys have lots of questions about them. This episode sees the family testing their theories and conducting a few home made experiments. All legal.

7.00 Countryfile Matt Baker heads to Slapton Sands in Devon to mark the 66th anniversary of a training exercise for the D-Day invasion.

8.00 British Academy Television Awards Graham Norton hosts the British Academy Television Awards from the historic London Palladium.

10.00 BBC News 10.15 South East Today 10.25 FILM: A Good Woman (2004) Starring Scarlett Johansson, Tom Wilkinson, Helen Hunt, Stephen Moore, Milena Vukotic, Mark Umbers and Roger Hammond. Witty update of Oscar Wilde’s Lady Windermere’s Fan. A gold-digging American pursues a wealthy Lord as he honeymoons with his young wife on the Amalfi coast.

11.55 The Sky At Night The many star-forming areas of our galaxy are obscured by interstellar dust, but Herschel, a new space telescope, can see these areas in infrared light.

12.15am Weatherview 12.20 Sign Zone: Little Ships 1.20 Holby City 2.20 Inside John Lewis 3.20 Modern Masters: Warhol 4.20 BBC News

BBC2

6.00am Fimbles 6.20 Me Too! 6.40 Wibbly Pig 6.55 Penelope 7.00 Dennis & Gnasher 7.15 Dennis & Gnasher 7.25 Muddle Earth 7.40 Bear Behaving Badly 8.00 Wingin’ It 8.20 Sam And Mark’s Guide To Dodging Disaster 8.30 Prank Patrol 9.00 Big Babies 9.15 OOglies 9.30 Sorry, I’ve Got No Head 10.00 Something For The Weekend 11.30 Great British Menu 12.30pm MotoGP 2010: Round 5 – Mugello 2.00 Tennis: French Open – Men’s Final 5.55 Earth: The Power Of The Planet 6.55 Richard Hammond’s Engineering Connections Richard Hammond reveals the engineering inspirations behind the tallest road bridge in the world - the Millau Viaduct, in France. Coo. 7.45 Top Gear Vietnam Special Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May visit Vietnam and are told to travel the entire length of the country in just eight days.

9.00 An African Journey With Jonathan Dimbleby On the second leg of his journey across Africa, Jonathan Dimbleby travels 2000 miles through East Africa’s Rift Valley.

Starting in Ethiopia where he was the first journalist to report the 1973 famine, Dimbleby discovers the great strides being made to safeguard the country from future catastrophes.

10.00 FILM: Michael Clayton (2007) Starring George Clooney, Tilda Swinton. Stylish thriller about a jaded lawyer who is called upon to rescue a high-profile client from potentially devastating allegations of corruption.

11.55 FILM: Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind (2002) Starring Sam Rockwell, Julia Roberts, Drew Barrymore, Rutger Hauer and George Clooney. Oddball black comedy based on the cult memoirs of Chuck Barris about a successful television producer behind two hit gameshows.

1.40am BBC News 3.20 The Super League Show

ITV1

6.00am GMTV 9.25 Coronation Street Omnibus 11.45 ITV News & Weather 12.00pm This Morning: Sunday 1.00 Columbo: Death Hits The Jackpot 3.00 Britain’s Got Talent – The Final 5.30 Meridian News And Weather 5.45 ITV News & Weather

6.00 Soccer Aid 2010 Dermot O’Leary introduces the star-studded charity match between England and The Rest of the World live from Old Trafford. Playing in aid of UNICEF, two squads of celebrities and footballing legends will battle it out for the Soccer Aid Trophy. Stars taking part including Robbie Williams, Gordon Ramsay, Mike Myers, Zinedine Zidane, Paolo Maldini and Alan Shearer, while Dermot is joined in the studio by Orlando Bloom and Gary Barlow. Obvioulsy the rest of the world don’t know what FOOTBALL is so we had to call is ‘soccer’. Ach! 10.00 Piers Morgan’s World Cup South Africa In the build-up to Africa’s first ever football World Cup, Piers Morgan journeys to South Africa and finds a country with a passion for football even greater than his own. He also discovers how the country has progressed since the end of apartheid twenty years ago.

11.00 ITV News & Weather 11.15 FILM: Open Water (2003) Starring Daniel Travis, Estelle Lau, Blanchard Ryan and Saul Stein.

Dramatic thriller. A couple on a scuba-diving holiday in the Caribbean are accidentally left behind by their tour boat crew, leaving them drifting alone in the shark-infested ocean.

12.50am The Zone 2.50 Motorsport UK 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

Channel 4

6.00am The Treacle People 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Mobil 1 The Grid 7.30 Cooper Tyres British F3 International Series 8.00 Freesports On 4 8.55 The Hills 9.25 Friends 9.55 Hollyoaks Omnibus 12.25pm Friends 1.00 Glee 2.00 World Music Awards 3.35 The Simpsons 4.10 The Simpsons 4.40 Deal Or No Deal 5.25 Scrapheap Challenge

6.30 Channel 4 News 7.00 Cameron’s Black Tory Documentary about Wilfred Emmanuel-Jones, a self-made millionaire who fought to become one of the first black MPs in the Conservative Party, standing in an overwhelmingly white marginal constituency in Wiltshire. Shot over four years, this film shows him deal with small-town politics, the bigwigs in Conservative Central Office and incidents of latent racism.

7.55 FILM: One Fine Day (1996) Starring Michelle Pfeiffer, George Clooney, Mae Whitman, Alex D Linz, Charles Durning and Ellen Greene.

The story of two New York professionals, both single parents, who meet by chance while looking after their young children and soon find love is in the air.

10.00 Big Brother Exposed: The Inside Story See highlights.

11.05 8 Out Of 10 Cats Jimmy Carr presents the topical comedy panel show with team captains Sean Lock and Jason Manford, and guest panellists Michael Ball, Jodie Kidd, Alun Cochrane and Stephen Baldwin.

11.40 FILM: Kung Fu Hustle (2004) Starring Stephen Chow, Wah Yuen, Qiu Yuen. Martial arts comedy.

1.35am FILM: The Kid Stays In The Picture (2002) 3.10 What About Brian 3.50 Win My Wage 4.35 Countdown 5.20 Hill Street Blues

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6.00 – 7.35am See highlights.

7.35 Noddy In Toyland 7.50 Fireman Sam 8.05 Hana’s Helpline 8.20 Little Princess 8.35 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.50 Igam Ogam 9.05 Olivia 9.20 The Mr. Men Show 9.35 Gerald McBoing Boing 10.00 ICarly 10.35 True Jackson, VP 11.10 Family Food Fight With Flora 11.40 Brits Who Made The Modern World 12.10pm Warplane: The Bomber 1.10 D-Day: The Ultimate Conflict 3.15 FILM: Guarding Tess (1995) 5.05 FILM: The Goonies (1985) See highlights.

7.10 Five News 7.15 Cricket On Five Highlights of the third day’s play in the second Test between England and Bangladesh at Old Trafford.

8.00 FILM: Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves (1991) Starring Kevin Costner, Morgan Freeman, Mary Mastrantonio, Christian Slater, Alan Rickman and Geraldine McEwan.

Romantic action adventure based on the legendary nobleman-turnedoutlaw. On his return from the Crusades, the rebel learns that his father has been murdered by the tyrannical Sheriff of Nottingham and embarks on a campaign of guerrilla warfare to protect the King’s throne.

Obviously on his travels the rebel has picked up a Californian accent and the Sheriff has turned into a Goth.

10.45 FILM: Best Of The Best (1989) Starring Eric Roberts, Philip Rhee, James Earl Jones, Sally Kirkland, Chris Penn and Tom Everett.

Martial arts drama in which a misfit team of American kick-boxers must undergo rigorous training for an allimportant contest against a ruthless Korean team. Along the way, the hardened fighters learn to lay their personal ghosts to rest. Bosh!

12.40am SuperCasino 4.05 Wildlife SOS (x2) 4.55 The Family Recipe 5.00 Hana’s Helpline 5.10 The Milkshake!

Show 5.35 Thomas & Friends 5.45 Roary The Racing Car

6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 7.00 Test Cricket 9.00 Cricket Writers On TV 10.30 LIVE Test Cricket 7.00pm LIVE Darts: UK Open Darts 11.00 Test Cricket 1.00am Super League 2.30 IEX 3.00 Test Cricket 5.00 Wild Spirits 5.30 IEX

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Darts: UK Open Darts 10.00 Rugby Union: Junior World Champs 12.00pm IEX Magazine 12.30 Sailing 1.00 LIVE Darts: UK Open Darts 5.00 Sailing 5.30 LIVE Super League 8.00 Test Cricket 10.00 Super League 11.30 IndyCar Series 1.30am IEX Magazine 2.00 Wild Spirits 2.30 Close

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Wild Spirits 6.30 Sailing 7.00 IEX Magazine 7.30 This Week In WWE 8.00 WWEVintage Collection 9.00 WWE Afterburn 10.00 IndyCar Series 12.00pm LIVE European Tour Golf 5.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 European Tour Golf 12.30am Sailing 1.00 Darts: UK Open Darts 5.00 Close

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12.00pm Futurama (x2) 1.00 Oops TV 2.00 Terry Pratchett’s Going Postal 4.00 Modern Family (x2) 5.00 Futurama (x2) 6.00 The Simpsons (x2) 7.00 Pineapple Dance Studios Best Of Volume Three 8.00 The Simpsons (x2) 9.00 24 10.00 24: Finale 11.00 FILM: Die Hard 2: Die Harder (1990) 1.20am Road Wars

7.00pm Doctor Who 7.50 Doctor Who Confidential 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 WAGs, Kids And World Cup Dreams 10.00 Family Guy (x2) 10.45 La La Land 11.15 Don’t Tell The Bride 12.15am Bizarre ER 12.45 WAGs, Kids And World Cup Dreams 1.45 Blood, Sweat And Luxuries (x2) 3.40 Bizarre ER

7.00pm Legends: Joan Sutherland - The Reluctant Prima Donna 8.00 Shanties And Sea Songs With Gareth Malone 9.00 Hammond Meets Moss 10.00 The Deadliest Crash: The Le Mans 1955 Disaster 11.00 Ford’s Dagenham Dream 12.00am The Maharajas’ Motor Car: The Story Of Rolls-Royce In India

12.00pm Britain’s Got More Talent Auditions (x3) 3.00 The Whole 19 Yards 4.00 Holiday Showdown 5.00 Planet’s Funniest Animals 5.30 Britain’s Got More Talent Auditions 6.30 Britain’s Got Talent - The Final 9.00 Britain’s Got More Talent 10.10 FILM: Be Cool (2005) 12.35am Britain’s Got More Talent

10.10am FILM: The Secret Of My Success (1987) 12.20pm Inspector Morse 2.30 Wycliffe 3.40 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 6.00 Midsomer Murders (x2) 10.00 A Touch Of Frost (x2) 2.00 Moll Flanders 2.50 On The Buses 3.15 On The Buses 3.40 Emmerdale Omnibus

11.35am Style Her Famous 12.05pm Supernanny US (x2) 1.50 Reaper 2.50 FILM: Explorers (1985) 5.00 Friends (x3) 6.30 Scrubs (x2) 7.25 Friends (x3) 9.00 Desperate Housewives (x2) 11.00 Samantha Who? 11.25 Wife Swap USA (x3) 2.10 Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic 3.05 Samantha Who?

1.50pm Coach Trip (x5) 5.05 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 The View From River Cottage 8.30 The View From River Cottage 9.00 The Secret Millionaire 10.10 Too Poor For Posh School. See highlights.

11.15 Father Ted 11.45 Black Books 12.20am The IT Crowd 12.50 Curb Your Enthusiasm

12.00pm FILM: Three Amigos! (1986) 2.10 Celebs 24/7 2.30 Passport Patrol (x5) 5.00 New Nothing To Declare (x2) 6.00 Grey’s Anatomy 7.00 New Celebrity Four Weddings 8.00 Cougar Town (x2) 9.00 Criminal Minds 10.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 11.00 CSI: Miami 12.00am Supernatural

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Sky Movies

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TCM

1.00pm Time Team 2.00 Mystery Investigator: Olly Steeds 3.00 Heli-Loggers 4.00 Bear Grylls: Urban Survivor 5.00 Mayday!

Bering Sea 6.00 Stephen Hawking’s Universe 7.00 How Machines Work (x2) 8.00 How It’s Made (x2) 9.00 Predator X 11.00 Surviving Disaster 12.00am HeliLoggers 1.00 Mythbusters

1.00pm Sanctuary (x4) 5.00 V 6.00 Legend Of The Seeker (x2) 8.00 Human Target 9.00 FILM: The Grudge 3 (2009) 10.50 FILM: Universal Soldiers (2007) 12.30am Sanctuary (x2) 2.30 3rd Rock From The Sun 3.00 Mysterious Ways 4.00 FILM: Ba’al: The Storm God (2008)

1.00pm 35mm 1.30 Hondo (1953) 3.00 The Spy Who Came In From The Cold (1965) 5.00 William Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar (1970) 7.00 Stagecoach (1966) 9.00 Hondo (1953) 10.30 Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953) 12.05am Strangers On A Train (1951)

10.15am Adulthood (2008) 12.00pm Stop Loss (2008) 2.00 Sidewalks Of New York (2001) 3.50 Milk (2008) 6.05 Notorious (2009) 8.15 Adulthood (2008) 10.00 Sidewalks Of New York (2001) 11.55 Choke (2008) 1.35am Stop Loss (2008) 3.30 Breathtaking (2000)

11.00am The Ghost And Mrs Muir (1947) 1.00pm The Man Who Knew Too Little (1997) 3.00 Genevieve (1953) 4.45 DDay The Sixth Of June (1956) 6.50 Crocodile Dundee II (1988) 9.00 What’s Love Got To Do With It? (1993) 11.15 Solaris (2002) 1.05am Little Red Flowers (2006)

10.50am Pulp (1972) 12.55pm Eight On The Lam (1967) 3.05 Support Your Local Gunfighter (1971) 5.05 Ride Out For Revenge (1957) 6.40 Comes A Horseman (1978) 9.00 Blow Out (1981) 11.10 The Battle Of The Last Panzer (1969) 1.05am Blow Out (1981) 3.00 Teleshopping 5.00 Eight On The Lam (1967)

11.05am Porridge 12.00pm Last Of The Summer Wine Special 1.20 One Foot In The Algarve 3.20 Only Fools And Horses 5.00 Heroes Of Comedy: Barry Humphries 6.40 Last Of The Summer Wine Special 8.00 One Foot In The Algarve 10.00 Men Behaving Badly (x2) 12.00am Murder Most Horrid

12.00pm Two And A Half Men (x6) 3.00 Scrubs 3.30 Frasier: Analyzing The Laughter 4.15 Scrubs (x2) 5.15 Two And A Half Men (x2) 6.15 FILM: Mannequin (1987) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: Jerry Maguire (1996) 11.40 30 Rock (x2) 12.40am South Park (x2)

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monday 7 Coronation Street ITV1, 7.30pm & 8.30pm Oh. My. Giddy. Aunt. Will Gail be found guilty or not guilty of killing her latest hubbie? She’s in the dock and Tracey’s done her worst, but will it be enough to keep ‘the last woman you’d ever want fixing you up on a date’ out of jail? Gail’s bad man taste is legendary now, but let’s hope her two best boys come through.

David Jason: The Show Must Go On! Five, 9pm Sir David Jason may no longer be visiting our screens as Frost, but that’s simply freed him up to bring even more culture and stuff elsewhere. Like in Ruislip. Sir DJ helps an am-dram soc stage a performance in the West End in just three weeks, but will it all come together in time?

Glee E4, 9pm Would you believe it but Mr Schuester thinks he has the upper hand over Sue Sylvester!

Don’t stop believing! He really does though. Think it that is. Like she even lives in this world enough to let anyone get the better of her. Meanwhile Quinn connects to her funky side.

Thought she’d been a bit quiet.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Crimewatch Roadshow 10.00 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 11.00 Cowboy Trap 11.45 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Murder, She Wrote 3.00 BBC News 3.05 I Can Cook 3.20 Zigby 3.30 Dennis & Gnasher 3.40 OOglies 3.55 Shaun The Sheep 4.05 Tracy Beaker Returns 4.35 Countdown To Kick Off: A Blue Peter Special 5.00 Newsround 5.15 The Weakest Link 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Jimmy’s Food Factory Science series.

8.00 EastEnders An increasingly unstable Lucas is rattled by idle gossip. ‘Did you hear about the psycho preacher?’ – like, they’ve picked up on that one yet.

8.30 Panorama Ahead of a possible bid for debt-ridden Manchester United, John Sweeney explores the battle for the soul of the club, the true scale of its debts and the ramifications it has for our national game on the eve of the World Cup. 9.00 For Queen And Country For Queen And Country.

10.00 BBC News 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show Guests include Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus and R&B star Usher.

11.20 Inside Sport: South Africa In Black And White Gabby Logan looks at the tumultuous history of South Africa over the last fifty years, and explains sport’s role in it.

11.50 FILM: The Best Of Times (1986) Starring Robin Williams, Kurt Russell. Lightweight sports comedy.

1.30am Springwatch Weatherview 1.35 Sign Zone: Luther 2.35 Lost: The Mystery Of Flight 447 3.35 Great British Menu 4.35 BBC News

BBC2

6.00 – 7.15am Children’s television 7.15 Muddle Earth 7.25 Newsround 7.30 Raven 8.00 Ed And Oucho’s Excellent Inventions 8.30 Timmy Time 8.40 Chuggington 8.50 Bob The Builder: Ready, Steady, Build!

9.00 Tinga Tinga Tales 9.15 Postman Pat 9.30 Guess With Jess 9.35 Show Me Show Me 10.05 Waybuloo 10.30 In The Night Garden 11.00 3rd And Bird 11.10 The Flintstones 11.35 The Flintstones 12.00pm The Daily Politics 12.30 Working Lunch 1.00 Tennis: Queen’s 2010 5.15 Escape To The Country 6.00 Eggheads Dermot Murnaghan hosts the quiz show.

6.30 Great British Railway Journeys Documentary series in which Michael Portillo travels the length and breadth of the country by train. More than we can afford sometimes.

7.00 Originals: Tammy Wynette – ‘Til I Can Make It On My Own Profile of the late country legend, including performances of many of Tammy’s greatest songs.

8.00 Springwatch Following the fortunes of a cast of unforgettable wildlife characters.

9.00 Mary, Queen Of Shops Retail guru Mary Portas is back to help the nation’s independent retailers. She takes on a struggling London bakery run by one of the feistiest shopkeepers yet. Her plan to turn old-fashioned, out-of-date Maher and Sons into an artisan bread heaven is about as welcome to matriarch Angela as the supermarket being built just yards from her store.

10.00 Have I Got News For You Popular news quiz, with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop, guest panellists John Bishop and Bob Marshall-Andrews.

10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Dunkirk: The Soldiers’ Story Repeat of Saturday’s show.

12.10am When Romeo Met Juliet 1.10 BBC News

ITV1

6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 60 Minute Makeover 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 5.00 The Chase

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.15 Regional News; Weather 6.30 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Emmerdale David’s meeting with Tania has a sting, and Nicola refuses to face up to her impending court case. It’ll smack her in the back of the head if she’s not careful.

7.30 Coronation Street See highlights.

8.00 Countrywise The team are in Cheshire to hear about the remarkable clean-up of the River Mersey. Once one of Europe’s most polluted rivers, it is now teeming with fish including salmon.

8.30 Coronation Street See highlights.

9.00 Father & Son Brand new hardhitting drama showing over four nights this week. Former organised crime lynchpin Michael O’Connor is trying to forge a new life for himself and his pregnant girlfriend when he is called back to his old stamping grounds in Manchester after his estranged teenage son Sean is accused of murder.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 FILM: Van Helsing (2004) Starring Hugh Jackman, Kate Beckinsale, Richard Roxburgh and David Wenham. Special effects-laden fantasy adventure.

12.50am The Zone 2.55 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

Channel 4

6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.25 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.50 Frasier 8.20 Frasier 8.45 The 5 O’Clock Show 9.50 Deal Or No Deal 10.35 Will And Grace 11.05 Friends 11.30 Friends 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Kicking Ahead: The Power Of Sport 12.10 Kitchen Pharmacy 12.20 FILM: Beau Brummell (1954) 2.25 Coach Trip 2.55 Cook Yourself Thin 3.25 Countdown 4.10 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 The 5 O’Clock Show 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Jacqui makes an appointment for Theresa to have an abortion, though it breaks her heart.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Dispatches: Undercover Social Worker Documentary. A reporter works undercover in a UK social services department for three months, discovering what child protection services are actually like on the ground.

9.00 FILM: Cloverfield (2008) Starring Michael Stahl-David, Lizzy Caplan, Mike Vogel, Odette Yustman, Margot Farley and Theo Rossi.

Science fiction thriller about a group of friends trying to survive a mysterious attack on New York City.

While one of them records the experience on a hand-held camera, the group try to work out what is attacking them. Recent cult film.

10.35 FILM: Predator 2 (1990) Starring Danny Glover, Gary Busey, Ruben Blades, Maria Alonso. Horror sequel to 1987 sci-fi jungle thriller finds another alien killer on the rampage, this time terrorising the lawless streets of Los Angeles.

Wouldn’t you know it?

12.40am Pokerstars.com And AmfAR Charity Poker Tournament 1.45 FILM: Sleep My Love (1948) 3.20 Coming Up: Foreign John 3.45 What About Brian 4.25 Win My Wage 5.10 The Wreck Detectives

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6.00 – 8.15am Children’s television 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Thomas & Friends 8.40 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.50 The WotWots 9.00 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 9.05 Ebb And Flo 9.15 The Wright Stuff 10.45 Trisha Goddard 11.45 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.40pm Five News 12.45 Vets In Action 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.50 I Own Britain’s Best Home: Flying Visit 3.05 FILM: Victor (2008) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Tony and Hugo set out to retrieve Martha, Xavier and Gina from Killer. You don’t want to hang out with a person with a name like that!

6.25 Live From Studio Five Magazine show.

7.15 Cricket On Five Highlights of the fourth day’s play in the second Test between England and Bangladesh at Old Trafford.

8.00 Police Interceptors New series of documentaries profiling the work of a high-speed police interception unit in Essex.

9.00 David Jason: The Show Must Go On! See highlights.

10.00 The Simon Cowell Factor Documentary exploring the extraordinary success of Simon Cowell, the multimillionaire producer who has changed the face of TV around the world and engineered numerous hits in the music industry.

11.00 Justin Lee Collins: Good Times On Justin’s sofa this week are choreographer and ex-’Strictly’ judge Arlene Phillips, and former ‘EastEnders’ star Joe Swash. Justin plays darts with the legendary Jermaine Jackson and there is music from Mary J Blige.

12.00am America’s Toughest Prisons 1.00 SuperCasino 4.05 Wildlife SOS (x2) 4.55 Rough Guide To Beaches 5.10 Neighbours 5.35 Home And Away

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (x3) 9.00 Super League 10.30 LIVE Test Cricket 7.00pm FIFA Futbol Mundial 7.30 LIVE Elite League Speedway 9.30 Time Of Our Lives 10.30 School Of Hard Knocks 11.00 Test Cricket 1.00am Soccer AM: The Best Bits 2.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 2.30 Sports Unlimited 3.30 Watersports World 4.30 Max Power 5.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Ocean Ride 7.00 Test Cricket 9.00 PGA Tour Golf 3.00pm European Tour Golf 4.30 Super League 6.00 Ocean Ride 6.30 Sailing 7.00 NASCAR 8.00 Test Cricket 10.00 NASCAR 11.00 Boots ‘n’ All – The Tries 12.00am Sailing 12.30 European Tour Golf 1.30 PGA Tour Golf 2.30 Shell’s Wonderful World Of Golf 4.00 PGA Tour Classic 5.00 Boots ‘n’ All – The Tries

Sky Sports 3 6.30am Sailing 7.00 Darts: UK Open Darts 11.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Rugby Union: Junior World Champs 2.00 Sailing 2.30 Friday Fight Night 4.30 This Week In WWE 5.00 WWE Raw 7.00 European Tour Golf 8.00 PGA Tour Golf 9.00 Shell’s Wonderful World Of Golf 10.30 PGA Tour Classic 11.30 Golfing World 12.30am This Week In WWE 1.00 WWE NXT 2.00 LIVE WWE Late Night Raw 4.15 Close

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Living

12.00pm Angela And Friends 1.00 Bones 2.00 Project Catwalk 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 Malcolm In The Middle 5.30 Futurama 6.00 Oops TV 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 UK Border Force 9.00 A League Of Their Own: Best Bits 10.00 NCIS: LA 11.00 24 12.00am 24: Finale 1.00 Road Wars

7.00pm On The Money With Robert Preston 7.30 Total Wipeout 8.30 The WAGs’ Stories 9.00 Gavin And Stacey (x2) 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Bizarre ER 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 Gavin And Stacey (x2) 12.45 Total Wipeout 1.45 Bizarre ER 2.15 The WAGs’ Stories 2.45 Blood, Sweat And Luxuries

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Only Connect 8.00 Atom 9.00 Opera Italia 10.00 Valentino – The Last Emperor: Storyville 11.30 Ozwald Boateng: Why Style Matters 12.30am All The Young Dudes: Pop And Fashion 1.30 Dolly Parton: Live From London 2.40 Queens Of Country 3.40 Opera Italia 5.30 Close

1.00pm Planet’s Funniest Animals 1.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.40 Loose Women 4.40 The Ricki Lake Show 5.30 Judge Judy (x3) 7.00 Take Me Out 8.00 Britain’s Got More Talent: Best & Worst 1 9.00 FILM: Deep Blue Sea (1999) 11.10 Coronation Street (x2) 12.10am Britain’s Got More Talent: Best & Worst 1

12.50pm Heartbeat 2.00 Mr Bean 2.30 Rising Damp 3.00 The Casebook Of Sherlock Holmes 4.05 Daily Cooks Challenge 5.05 George And Mildred 5.40 Heartbeat 6.50 Mr Bean 7.25 Rising Damp 7.50 The Return Of Sherlock Holmes 9.00 Martina Cole’s Lady Killers 10.00 The Sculptress 12.00am A Touch Of Frost

2.05pm Friends 2.35 Hollyoaks 3.05 Gilmore Girls 4.00 Glee 5.00 Friends (x2) 6.00 Scrubs (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 My Name Is Earl 7.55 Friends (x2) 8.30 Friends 9.00 Glee. See highlights. 10.00 Gleeful: The Real Show Choirs Of America 11.05 Big Brother’s Big Awards Show 12.10am My Name Is Earl

3.20pm A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 4.25 How Clean Is Your House? (x2) 5.30 Relocation, Relocation 6.35 Deal Or No Deal 7.25 Grand Designs 8.30 The Daily Show With Jon Stewart: Global Edition 9.00 The Landscape Man 10.00 The Restoration Man 11.10 Without A Trace 12.05am Brothers And Sisters

1.00pm Passport Patrol (x2) 2.00 Criminal Minds 3.00 Ghost Whisperer 4.00 Charmed (x2) 6.00 America’s Next Top Model 7.00 Ghost Whisperer 8.00 New Australia’s Next Top Model 9.00 New Four Weddings 10.00 Cougar Town (x2) 11.00 Criminal Minds 12.00am CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

G.O.L.D.

Comedy Central

Discovery

Sci Fi

Sky Movies

Sky Movies

Film4

TCM

1.30pm How It’s Made 2.00 Classic British Aircraft (x2) 3.00 World War II: The Complete History 4.00 Deadliest Catch 5.00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 6.00 Mythbusters (x2) 8.00 Creating Synthetic Life 9.00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 10.00 Mystery Investigator: Olly Steeds 11.00 Predator X 1.00am Deadliest Catch

12.00pm Quantum Leap 1.00 Angel (x2) 3.00 FILM: Thirst (1998) 5.00 Quantum Leap 6.00 A Town Called Eureka 7.00 Smallville 8.00 FILM: Meteor Storm (2010) 9.50 FILM: 100 Million BC (2008) 11.30 V 12.30am FILM: The Tattooist (2007) 2.20 3rd Rock From The Sun 3.00 Flash Gordon 4.00 Angel (x2)

11.15am The Movie Geek 11.45 Dial M For Murder (1954) 1.40pm East Of Eden (1955) 3.40 Detective Story (1951) 5.30 Cleopatra (1934) 7.20 The Far Country (1955) 9.00 The Shepherd Of The Hills (1941) 10.45 The Hustler (1961) 1.05am The Prime Of Miss Jean Brodie (1969)

11.45am El Mariachi (1993) 1.10pm The Air I Breathe (2007) 2.50 Paper Moon (1973) 4.35 War, Inc (2008) 6.25 Phoebe In Wonderland (2008) 8.10 Bottle Shock (2008) 10.00 El Mariachi (1993) 11.30 The Big Lebowski (1998) 1.30am War, Inc (2008) 3.20 The Air I Breathe (2007)

11.00am The Outcast (1954) 12.55pm The Card (1952) 2.45 Sands Of Iwo Jima (1949) 4.55 The Bravados (1958) 6.50 Eye Of The Needle (1981) 9.00 Run, Fat Boy, Run (2007) 10.55 Raising Arizona (1987) 12.45am The Believer (2001) 2.55 Close

10.35am Comes A Horseman (1978) 1.00pm Hour Of The Gun (1967) 3.00 Kid Galahad (1962) 4.55 The Black Sleep (1956) 6.40 Jeremiah Johnson (1972) 9.00 At Close Range (1986) 11.30 Betrayed (1988) 2.00am Chuck Jones: Memories Of Childhood 3.00 Teleshopping 5.00 Hour Of The Gun (1967)

4.40pm Keeping Up Appearances 5.20 Steptoe And Son 6.00 Last Of The Summer Wine (x2) 7.20 Yes, Minister 8.00 Only Fools And Horses 8.40 Open All Hours 9.20 Blackadder II 10.00 One Foot In The Grave 10.40 Gimme Gimme Gimme 11.20 Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps 12.00am Blackadder II

3.00pm Two And A Half Men (x2) 4.00 Scrubs (x2) 5.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (x2) 6.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 7.00 The King Of Queens (x2) 8.00 Scrubs (x2) 9.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 10.00 30 Rock (x2) 11.00 Sex And The City (x2) 12.05am Two And A Half Men (x2)

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