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4 Social Diary The opening of Brian Eno’s 77 Million Paintings and the Friends of St Michael and All Angels 5 City Speak Will encounters his ex, Ruby has a spring clean and Tash is wearing her Winnie the Pooh dressing gown 6 News Brighton Marathon and police’s seaside warning 6 Latest Inbox Readers’ letters, emails and web comments 7 Bookings Mammothfest, Robert Cray, Nina Nastasia, Tim Paxton and Richard Thompson’s Meltdown 7 Competitions Win a Royal box for the new stage version of Hi-de-Hi 7 Latest Brighton Download Chart And the Number One is... Three Brians!

8 Snap Shots Meet popular Open House artist Ann Frith 9 Celebcity Fatboy Slim, Gwyneth Paltrow and Supergrass 10 Bare Cheek & Astral Angi A day in the life of a local musician; your stars

11 L7 INTERVIEW Siobhan Fahey, aka Shakespears Sister, on dramatic reinventions, running away from Bananarama, and her famous rivalry with ex-bandmate Marcella Detroit

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13 LIFESTYLE 13 Cover feature The Theatre Workshop’s creative director on the story behind her Sussex stage schools’ success 15 Brighton Festival Fringe The schedule for opening weekend party Fringe City 16 Hotlist Trad french, modern Italian, stylish sushi and more 17 Andrew Kay’s Food & Drink The ultimate roast chicken is worth the trip (and the price tag) at The Ivy 18 Health & Beauty Hot nail trends at Powder Beauty Boutique

19 WHAT’S ON 19 Stage Lady Boys Of Bangkok and L7 award-winner’s new show 20 Clubs The Big Beat Reunion at Concorde 2 20 Music New genre alert! Electro swing meets speakeasy jazz at Fringe club night White Mink: Black Cotton 22 Events Will Self gets psychogeographical at the De La Warr 22 Art Artists Open Houses returns with work exhibited from garden sheds to churches, and by whole families 23 Film What’s showing at your local cinema this week 24 Comedy & Gay Humorous songwriter Hannah Brackenbury 25 Reviews Diversity, Candi Staton, Oklahoma!, The Miserable Rich 26 Sport Tony Marks reckons Gus Poyet is Albion’s best asset 26 TV Your seven-day guide to what’s on the box

Bingo Until 22 May Minerva, Chichester Festival Theatre Patrick Stewart stars as Shakespeare in Edward Bond’s acclaimed imagining of The Bard’s final days, kicking off Chichester Festival 2010 with a play about creativity and contradiction – then and now.

Latest 7 at the Festival Throughout May, we’ll be reporting on over 150 Brighton Festival and Fringe shows and celebrating the best of the lot at the famous Latest awards. Follow our critics on Twitter, hear our post-show verdicts on Brighton Festival radio and read all our reviews online the following morning www.thelatest.co.uk/7/

Artistic reinventions don’t come much more radical than that of Siobhan Fahey. One minute she was performing overchoreographed and underrehearsed dance routines while wearing pastel overalls and clutching oversized blowup fruit. The next she was giving Bananarama the two fingers, dying her hair black, writhing about like a hot hormonal devil lady and catfighting with Marcella Detroit as Shakespears Sister. Excellent creative move. This week you can catch Fahey playing under that banner for the first time in 13 years – read more in this week’s L7 Interview.

With the Artists Open Houses brochure due to hit the streets on Thursday, we also have an interview with the festival’s co-ordinator Judy Stevens (see Art), while in our regular Snap Shots feature photographer Diana Frangi meets one of their star exhibitors. For anyone who fails to get their hands on one, we’ll also be printing a version of the trail guide with next week’s issue. View work outside of sometimes sterile gallery settings, meet its creators, and generally have a bit of a sanctioned snoop around. Many houses lay on cake too, though AOH don’t seem to have come up with a symbol for that yet.

From art to, um, nail art, in Health & Beauty you’ll find news of Powder Beauty Boutique, a nail bar in the North Laine now offering Minx – which, as everybody knows, is the make sported by everyone from Beyonce to Lady Gaga.

Plus discover the exciting new genre they’re calling ‘an exciting new genre’ (Music), make your plans for Fringe City, and find out how Britain’s Got Talent winners Diversity went down at the Brighton Centre.

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Latest diary Tim Richardson snaps the opening of Brian Eno’s 77 Million Paintings and the Friends of Saint Michael and All Angels Church

At your service Definitely worth preserving, Saint Michael and All Angels on Victoria Road, Brighton is a ‘Pre-Raphaelite Jewel’ and one of only two Grade I-listed churches in Brighton. A party to re-launch the Friends of St Michael’s was held on 9 April, attended by Deputy Mayor Garry Peltzer Dunn and Deputy Mayoress Mrs Chip Peltzer Dunn (on their anniversary!) The organisation’s purpose is to contribute to the care for the fabric, fixtures and fittings of the church and promote its use for cultural and community events.

One in a million Fabrica was full to bursting on 1 April for the opening of 77 Million Paintings, one of guest artistic director Brian Eno’s contributions to this year’s Brighton Festival. Positioned in the former chapel and reminiscent of a stained glass window, the painting installation in light is slowly and continuously changing. With comfortable sofas to relax and watch from, most guests seemed totally absorbed!

John Cox (Chair of Friends of St Michael and All Angels), Father Robert Fayers (Vicar of St Michael and All Angels)

Nancy Angus, Liz Whitehead (co-director, Fabrica), Monica Ross

Ruth Jarman (Semiconductor), Rowena Easton (artist/writer)

Carole Britten, Shelley Bennett (Brighton Dome) Andrew Kay (Latest Magazines)

Michael Maydon (production manager, Fabrica), Sue Cox, Chris Cox

Peter Field (Lord Lieutenant), Delia Forester RIBA

Deputy Mayor Garry Peltzer Dunn, Deputy Mayoress Mrs Chip Peltzer Dunn, Jonathan Pritchard

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CITY SPEAK 05

Life begins at 70

Teen Spirit

Ruby Grimshaw has a spring clean

Tasha Dhanraj is unwell

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ell, this sucks. I’m typing Once home, I got into bed. My this at home, wearing my dad is redoing the bathroom so I Winnie the Pooh dressing couldn’t sleep over the loud gown and the room feels like it’s drilling. I did my second favourite spinning. I am ill. I noticed I was thing in the world – I watched becoming ill about three days ago, children’s television. Five episodes but I decided to ignore it. Instead of of CBBC’s Big Babies later and I still staying at home and resting, I chose wasn’t feeling any better. At that to go out with friends and run point I had to face the fact I was around Brighton like a sickly lunatic. truly unwell.

We went to a café and I hate being ill for I was already feeling several reasons. a bit woozy, but I 1 It shows weakness. knew what would 2 I hate the phrase help me feel better – ‘poorly’ and you a milkshake. This is a “I’m a bit like have to hear good moment to add it more if you a penguin in that I’m also mildly are actually lactose intolerant. feeling ‘poorly’. captivity; I’ll Shockingly, I then 3 Being unwell started to feel worse. soon forget how means you are After another hour of the opposite of to survive in the nauseous stumbling well, which is, around Western Road, well, unwell. All outside world” I had another great past experience idea for a makeshift suggests that medicine – Chinese this is not a noodles with some good thing. non-descript meatNow I only have like substance. It didn’t seem to one option. I have to stay at home help either. and ‘get better’. This will involve a The next day I felt utterly lot of sitting, a lot of loud sighing wretched, so off I went to college. and a lot of googling the name of Within an hour I was back on the every person I’ve ever suspected of train in the direction of Burgess Hill. being the reincarnation of William My friends urged me to go home Shakespeare. I do hope I recover and get some rest, probably so they quickly, though. I feel very uneasy would stop having to listen to my staying inside for too long. I’m a bit complaining about how dodgy I felt, like a penguin in captivity; I’ll soon but I was still determined not to forget how to survive in the outside accept that a virus had infiltrated world. Lemsip, sleep and pyjamasmy blood stream. let’s get this over and done with.

decorator had always defeated me, have lived in this house for 25 yet a few mornings ago as I lay in bed years and during that time I have looking up at a strip of ceiling paper updated the kitchen and gently wafting in the draft from the bathroom, put in a second loo under badly fitting sash windows, I decided the stairs (you can pee and wash the time had come. your hands at the same time), I leapt out of bed before I could redecorated completely inside and change my mind, stiffened my back, out and turned the one-in-ten sloped and gave the charity DebRA a ring. building site outside into a terraced Within two days a white van and two garden. The only area yet untouched burly men had disappeared down the has been – yes, you’ve guessed it – road with my wardrobe, table and TV. my own bedroom.

Next I drove my ancient bed up to A large room, it is filled with the the tip and, only stopping for a stiff things that won’t fit anywhere else gin and tonic, threw out all my and which I just can’t bear to throw physiotherapy and degree files and out. (I’ve already explained my papers before difficulty with taking three bags discarding ‘useful’ down to stuff and taking “I drove my ancient ofthebooks PDSA. I have sell-by-dates moved all my seriously). So, bed up to the tip, clothes, shoes apart from the only stopping for a and books (well, I usual bedroom can’t throw them furniture, my room all out) into my has a tallboy with stiff gin and tonic” Second Daughter matching old S’s old small fashioned bedroom and will sleep there, if I wardrobe left me by an Irish aunt, can still locate the bed, when the an ugly kitchen table, a big TV from painter arrives.

Daughter C’s flat when she went off The only problem is where travelling, yards of books and boxes Daughter C will sleep when she of old study and medical notes. arrives back next week from India.

I even discovered some tap dancing Her bedroom was already packed certificates Grades one and two to the ceiling with all her worldly (ponies entered my life after this) possessions, leaving a narrow track and unpublished stories (written to access the bed, but I could not when I was 15 and in love with resist putting a few more small Heathcliff). Also, leaning in the boxes, the step ladder and a little corner is a full length step ladder, chest of drawers in there. The track essential for accessing the loft. has disappeared. Do they sell The thought of clearing all this hammocks at Milletts? lot out ready for the painter and

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William Tells Will Harris fails to play it cool with the ex

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n an otherwise anonymous Wednesday, I’m running ten minutes late to meet my friend MT for drinks. Being an enterprising sort of girl, she capitalises on my delay to hook us a big table by the window and an even bigger bottle of Sauvignon Blanc.

MT is what I call a satellite friend; we may not see each other for months, sometimes years, but whenever we swing back into each other’s orbit it’s like nothing has changed. This evening, with about a year of gossip to catch up on, our gravitational pull is strong. She tells me about her new boyfriend, I tell her about my old one, plus all the bad dates I’ve been on since.

“My lovelife has turned into The March Of The Penguins,” I say. “I’m serious. Five foot seven, five foot nine, and still they keep coming. On the bright side, when they stop returning my calls, I just convince myself they can’t reach the buttons on their phone.”

I sweep my arm towards the window. “I mean, there’s nothing out there.”

But there is something out there. Of course there is.

At the top of Mount Olympus some dice-happy demigod must have rolled two sixes, because strolling across the road towards us, gym-bag slung casually across one shoulder, is E, my ex.

When you break up with someone, it’s a fact of life that – barring death or deportation – your paths will eventually cross. Most of us build up fantasies in our heads as to how this will happen; in mine, I would be tanned, fabulous, and in the company of someone six foot two or over. I would also, somehow, know exactly what to say.

What these fantasies don’t take into account is, when you do see an ex for the first time, your brain will immediately switch itself off. I’m sorry, it will say, all of our rational thought processes are busy at this time. Please make a tit of yourself and try again. This is presumably why – upon first sight of E – I jump to “I run outside and chase my feet, run outside and chase him down the street, him down the street, yelling his name like an unhinged Usain Bolt. Later yelling his name like on I will tell my friends an unhinged Usain Bolt” there was no thought behind it. It was instinct, I will say. It was gravity.

Apparently without hearing me, he swishes into Starbucks and – horror of horrors – the arms of a man I’ve never seen before. My heart stops instantly.

Great, I think. No brain and now no heart. Even the Great Oz might struggle with this one.

“Oh my goodness,” E says, catching sight of me hovering in the doorway.

“How are you?”

“I’m good,” I gibber. “I’m really good.” This is clearly a lie. People who are really good do not chase their ex-boyfriends down the street, no matter how good their tan is. follow me on twitter

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Brighton Marathon participants run for lost loved ones, Sussex police offer strange spring warning, and kids authors dress up

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he sunshine finally returned to our chilly, rain-soaked county but as daffodils blossomed and crowds swarmed to the seaside, there came a dark cry from Sussex Police.

As we lie on the pebbles, soaking up the rays, or promenade on the pavements, we are being asked to stay alert, keep eyes peeled and have our fingers poised over our mobiles.

Sussex Police have joined a national initiative, Operation Kraken, which calls on seaside visitors to raise the alarm if they see anything suspicious.

Sussex Police said: “Tip offs as small as a person not wearing suitable clothes... could help build up a bigger picture which might ultimately prevent major crimes such as terrorism and human and drugs trafficking.”

Unsuitable clothes? Where are the police every Friday and Saturday night when the city heaves with hen and stag partygoers dressed in extremely unsuitable (and highly amusing) attire?

Do people really need a primary school lesson in how to tell the difference between sunbathers swimming and a boat load of refugees wading ashore? Email us.

Oh and, in case you wondered, a kraken is a mythical giant monster living off Norway. If you see one of them slithering up the Banjo Groyne then do call the police.

There was a warning this week of big taxi fare rises coming in because of increased fuel costs – in some Sussex towns they could be up as much as 40 per cent.

Maya Loder (7) enjoys the sunshine and the joys of spring amongst the daffodils at Leonardslee gardens in West Sussex

And while the city and county councils wrestle with swinging budget cuts, they are looking to retrieve money from tax dodgers who, in Brighton and Hove alone, owe £4.4million, city chiefs announced.

Thousands took part in the first city marathon and many ran for worthy causes including Paul and Amanda Roberts, raising money in memory of their three-year-old Spencer, who died of a rare form of cancer.

Laura Bottomley, whose fiancé Second Lieutenant Jonathan Carlos Bracho-Cooke, was killed in action in Iraq, was running for the British Limbless Ex-Service Men’s Association. She said: “The pain of this loss is unrelenting.”

Unrelenting too for Jacqui Janes, from Portslade, who lost her son, Grenadier Guardsman Jamie, in Afghanistan. Gordon Brown

Brighton and Hove City Council leader Mary Mears on St George’s Day

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riday is St George’s Day – England’s national day – and I think that it is very important that, as a Council, we show our support and celebrate every bit as patriotically as the Irish do on St Patrick’s Day, the Scots on St Andrew’s Day and the Welsh on St David’s Day. So, for our main event, on Sunday (25 April) we will be staging The Book And The Rose in Jubilee Square, which will showcase the power of the spoken word, be it through poetry, prose or song.

Of course, the literary theme has added relevance

misspelled names in his condolence note to her – and now thieves have robbed his grave in Hove of small Easter egg and flowers.

Award-winning Sussex authors are turning the Friends Centre in Brighton into a centre for heroes at 2pm on May 16 when they bring their characters to life for young book lovers.

Kate O’Hearn, who wrote Shadow Of The Dragon, and Jill Hucklesby, of award-winning Deeper Than Blue fame, will dress up and read from their books.

Tickets are from Brighton Dome or go to the Brighton Fringe Festival website. Both authors will be in Jubilee Square on April 25 and in New Road on April 30 – dressed in pirate costumes and knights in armour.

Finally, two interesting tales from Latest 7 readers: Anna Vaughan emailed to say how flattered she was when asked to produce ID in a Brighton off licence. She said: “I’m 33 but he wouldn’t believe me until I showed him wrinkles under my eyes.”

And we'll end with something to lighten the Election news: Gordon Whitaker sent in this website address for those wanting to give all three major party leaders a good slap: http://slapometer.com

latest inbox comment@thelatest.co.uk [Re Marathon Mary, L7 470] I use ice baths after every long run, and have noticed a significant improvement in recovery times.

It’s a bit uncomfortable at first but you soon get used to it. Just get yourself a cuppa (or hot chocolate, better!) and a book, then plonk yourself in and sit still for 10-15 mins. Don’t leap straight into a hot shower afterwards though, leave it an hour otherwise you will undo all the good work. See you at the start, good luck!

Barefoot Joe, via www.thelatest.co.uk [Re Debbie Reynolds interview, L7 468] Great article. I was so sorry to miss Debbie’s show. She and I go way back of course... I don’t want to sound bitchy but I know for a fact that she only came to Brighton to do her show because she heard that I am here in May doing mine. I suppose I should be flattered really. Bless her, she’s always been a bit like that... fond as I am of her... I think its a height thing.

Miss Hope Springs via www.thelatest.co.uk [Re Mike Holland interview, LH 461] I have been to the Engineerium today, what a great place to visit.

As I wondered through the halls looking at the pumps and other equipment, I was left in awe. What a great day out. Thanks Mike Holland to you and your staff for saving this great place.

Ric, via www.thelatest.co.uk [Re Mama Malone, LH 464] I hope you do manage to write your book. If it’s anything like your column, I’d definitely buy a copy!

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because 23 April is also the day that William Shakespeare died.

Jubilee Square will be decked out in red and white and there will be a wide range of entertainment on offer including the Hanover Poetry Festival, Hammer And Tongue, Short Fuse, The Catalyst Club and performances by musicians from Sussex’s vibrant folk scene. There will also be advice on how to get involved in local writing groups, projects, festivals and events across the city. As part of the council’s Be Local, Buy Local campaign independent traders will sell books and flowers, offering residents and visitors the chance to pick up a work by their favourite author.

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You can also write to: Letters, Latest Homes Ltd, Unit 1, Level 5 North, New England House, New England Street, Brighton BN1 4GH

In addition, there will be a special tribute to the Bard from the Festival Shakespeare Company – a preview of the show they will be performing during the Brighton Festival Fringe which starts on 1 May. And by sheer coincidence, on St George’s Day itself, I have the pleasure of attending the prestigious national Enjoy England Excellence Awards at the Corn Exchange. Up for the award of Best Tourism Event and Festival Award is none other than the Brighton Festival itself! All the best to Brian Eno and the team who have put this year’s programme together – it promises to be another spectacular success and they thoroughly deserve all the accolades they get.

(For more info about The Book And The Rose see Music p 21 and Events p 22)

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BOOKINGS | COMPETITIONS | CHART 07

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Brighton Download Chart TOP 10 8 Latest

RICHARD THOMPSON’S MELTDOWN 10–21 June, Southbank Centre, London, 0844 847 9944, www.southbankcentre.co.uk Well worth a trip to the capital, the Southbank Centre’s annual Meltdown festival is this year curated by folk-rock legend Richard Thompson and includes a tribute to the late great Kate McGarrigle (12 June) featuring children Martha and Rufus Wainwright, a solo concert by Elvis Costello (20 June), and Thompson’s new musical (yes really), Cabaret Of Souls (11 June).

MAMMOTHFEST Hove Town Hall, 18 September (from 11am), £40, www.mammothfest.co.uk This autumn the city gets its own metal festival, a collaboration of promoters, agents, bands and fans that will see 27 bands play two stages to 1300 metallers. Headliners include Orange Goblin and Breed 77.

1 Three Brians – We Are Eng–er–land!

2 Vortex Generator – Water Bleeding

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3 BreakinBear – Fall Apart

Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 5 July, £24.50–£38.50, 01273 709709, www.brightondome.org American blues guitarist who’s collaborated with everyone from the Stones to Muddy Waters.

4 Tenek – No Time For Fighting (JAB EDIT)

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7 Panos Christofi – Only The Night

Duke Of York’s, 5 May, £12/10, www.picturehouses.co.uk, 01273 626261 Edinburgh Comedy Award 2009 nominees combine their trademark laidback storytelling and sharp observations is this special awardsthemed show.

NINA NASTASIA Freebutt, 31 May, £10, www.thefreebutt.com, 01273 603974 Signed to Brighton’s own FatCat, this cult NY songwriter (a favourite of John Peels) writes songs of arresting and unnerving beauty. New LP Outlaster (7 June) takes things in a lusher, string ensemble-bolstered direction.

MCINTOSH ROSS Komedia, 22 June, £22.50, 01273 647100, www.komedia.co.uk/brighton Lorraine McIntosh and Ricky Ross of multi-million selling pomp-pop Scots group Deacon Blue tour as a duo playing from last year’s Great Lakes.

TOM PAXTON Corn Exchange, Brighton Dome, 13 November, £20, 01273 709709, www.brightondome.org The US songwriting/civil rights veteran enters his sixth decade of live performance, unhampered by the weight of all those Grammys.

COMPETITIONS FRED’S FLYING CIRCUS

6 Panos Christofi – If You Do What You Always Do

8 Tenek – Submission 9 Vortex Generator – Regenerate 10 The Wolfgirl Liberation – The Seacaptain’s Story World Cup fever comes to the Latest Brighton Download Chart a bit early this week as Three Brians’ would-be footie anthem ‘We Are Eng-ErLand!’ finally takes the top spot after a few weeks lingering in the top five. Cutting into number two, we have the vaguely EBM sound of Vortex Generator’s ‘Water Bleeding’, while breakbeat supremo Breakinbear’s quality foray into trip-hop and D’n’B territory, ‘Fall Apart’, takes three.

Meanwhile dark electro-pop duo Tenek hit number four as decent shoegazers The Last Cry take five.

11 Panos Christofi I'll Never Know

22 Jaybee Turn Me On

12 The Mojo Fins Meet Me At The Pictures

23 Chaos Borne Home

13 Panos Christofi In My Mind 14 Tenek If I Should Fall – EP version

24 No Sharp Objects Paint Your Pictures 25 Rayguns Look Real Enough Betty’s Box

15 Rory Mulligan/ The 26 NDE I Got A Feeling Imaginary Band (B.E.P) NDE remix Paint Your Pictures

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HI-DE-HI COMES TO WORTHING Good morning campers! Original stars from Hi-de-Hi’s holiday-camp-hit join some of TV’s best known actors to bring the new stage version to Worthing’s Connaught Theatre. Win tickets to the opening

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08 SNAP SHOTS

Snap Shots Photographer Diana Frangi captures the faces and places that define our city. This week: Open House artist Ann Frith

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I always look forward to the Open House month of May. I love the interaction, meeting new people every day, talking to them and getting to know them. I’m a very sociable creature. I love colour and textures and my work needs to move in different directions all the time – I can’t stand still, and I travel a lot to search for new ideas. This year people will also be able to enjoy tea, cake and lovely views in my garden

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Brighton artist Ann Frith is known for her papier-maché paintings, pebble mosaics, garden designs and distinctive furniture. Her Brighton Open House was one of the most popular, and this year she opens her new home in Rottingdean for the first time – featuring the work of ten professional artists featuring ceramics, jewelry, painting and sculpture. 16 Welesmere Road, Rottingdean, 01273 301580. Artists Open Houses runs for four consecutive weekends from 1 May. For more information visit www.aoh.org.uk

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If like me you’re always looking for a bargain and want to fill your home with unique pieces of furniture then tune in to Cracking Antiques on a Wednesday evening on BBC 2 at 8.30pm.

Presented by local interior designer Kathyrn Rayward, alongside antiques expert Mark Hill, Cracking Antiques aims to take antiques off their pedestal and encourages viewers to buy vintage items that are unique one-offs and also more cost effective than their high street equivalents.

While Mark gives tips on what items are good to buy today that might appreciate in value, Kathryn takes second hand items that are looking a bit tired and revamps them into beautiful bespoke items that will add glamour to any room. Much of the programme was filmed in and around Sussex so watch out for some top tips of fab places to buy vintage.

Brighton Marathon tests our celebs, Supergrass bow out and Gwyneth Paltrow is on my flight!

Run, Fatboy, run!

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t the time of writing this, an array of local celebrities were gearing up to take part in Sunday’s Brighton Marathon, including the Aussie-based chairman of Brighton Football Club, Tony Bloom (who also happens to be one of the world’s most respected poker players); and Danny Mills, the former Norwich, Leeds, Middlesbrough, Man City and England right back, who was planning to complete the race in a wheelchair to highlight his campaign to raise funds for ASBAH (the Association for Spina Bifida And Hydrocephalus). And let’s not forget Brighton’s favourite superstar DJ, Fatboy Slim (pictured during training), who was running for Coaching For Hope. Handily Simon Pegg’s 2007 comedy, Run, Fatboy, Run was on Channel 4 on Saturday to give him some last minute inspiration!

GOODBYE TO THE ’GRASS

Supergrass fans were in mourning last week as the band announced they have decided to split after enjoying 17 years of success together. They stated the was due to musical SPOTTED! split differences.

EastEnders villainess Former Brighton Janine Butcher (Charlie resident Gaz Coombes, Brooks), browsing over his brother Rob and jewellery in Jeremy Hoye’s friends Danny Goffey Ship Street boutique. and Mick Quinn hit the charts back in ‘94 when they released their debut single, ‘Caught By The Fuzz’, followed by the release of their number one album, I Should Coco.

They released a further five albums and were a firm favourite on the festival scene, picking up a number of awards on the way including an Ivor Novello award for best contemporary song with ‘Alright’.

Gaz and co will be performing four farewell gigs in June. To book your ticket visit www.supergrass.com

SPOTTED! business Whilst relaxing in Terminal 5’s LA, I spotted lounge awaiting my flight to eth Paltrow the super slim film star Gwyn Moses and with her gorgeous children flight. No Apple, heading out on the same husband doubt she was going to visit rming Chris Martin who was perfo at LA’s Coachella music festival.

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LOCAL LIVES

A new Bare Cheek feature in which we talk to local residents about their working lives.

This week: Rick Melon, local musician

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basement at The Latest Music Bar. A lot of people have an image of musicians as being lazy, vain, dimwitted, selfindulgent, and oversexed, but that’s totally not true. To an outsider it might look as though I’m just sitting around playing ‘Assassin’s Creed’ in my pants, but mentally I’m always working – considering the next chord sequence or trying to think of something that rhymes with ”luggage.” Unless I’m completely boxed, obviously.

As well as regular gigs we do a lot of stuff on the side – weddings, parties, that sort of thing. It can be a bit of a drag doing the same old Beatles and Stones numbers again and again – for the punters as much as the band I think. At the last wedding we played I could tell the guests were getting bored with our usual set list, so we decided to switch to our own material. That certainly galvanised them. I’ve never heard an audience shout so loud.

What we used to say An occasional series in which we struggle to remember the original, simple, once common terms that have been abandoned in favour of ghastly, overblown, crass, managerial Americanisms.

In & Out SPECIAL ‘URBAN LEGEND RUMOURS ABOUT CELEBRITIES’ EDITION

In • The one about Richard Gere • The one about Jamie Lee Curtis • The one about Rod Stewart • The one about Jimmy Savile • The one about Sarah Greene

Out • The one about

Marc Almond • The one about

Kevin Keegan • The one about Prince • The other, worse one

about Jimmy Savile • The one about

Chris Evans and the hidden camera

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generally crawl out of bed at about two in the afternoon. Unless, of course, it’s a dole cheque day, in which case I’m up at the crack of midday to grab my giro as soon as it comes through the door. I think it’s pretty disgusting that the government gives us so little. How are we artists meant to survive? At this rate there’ll be no Shriekback or Ned’s Atomic Dustbin for the next generation.

I’m in eight bands – Mork, Spatula, Glitterporn, Spectrum Blue, Dead Racoon Drive Truck, Shrapnel Baby, Rotolo, and Bearded Clam – as well as a couple of tribute bands (I play keyboards in Artificial Cream and Theremin in “Xeroxy Music”) so I’m usually busy, and generally have as many as two gigs a week, which can be pretty exhausting.

Mork's my main band though. We play all sorts of venues of all sorts of sizes – from Upstairs At The Three And Ten all the way up to the

Gigging pays the bills but the real work is the album. That’s my magnum opus. We’ve been recording it for the past seven years. I know, I know! I can’t help it – I’m a perfectionist. I tell you though – when it’s finished it’s going to be one crazy piece of work. It started off as a sort of trip-hop/ Spaghetti Western thing, but now it’s more of a happy house/jazz/brass band hybrid. After a lot of thought, we decided to release it on our own label, Odd Sock, as we didn’t want the lack of autonomy associated with a Major.

It should be out by 2012 at the latest. Or 2013.

I’ve got a lot of plans – a club night, a film I’m writing and soundtracking about a hit man who becomes a porn star, and a possible tour supporting Dumpy’s Rusty Nuts.

I see a long career ahead of me, unless I burn out in a crazy drugs and booze bonanza like all my heroes of course! (Only joking, mum, if you’re reading this.) I can’t imagine I’ll stay in Brighton too much longer, though. A true artist can’t be tied down to one place. Wherever I lay my hat, that’s my home.

Speaking of which – I don’t suppose anyone’s got a room going spare? Only my girlfriend chucked me out last week. Oh, go on. I’m very quiet really, and I make a mean paella.”

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WHAT WE SAY NOW: “Low hanging fruit" Term, deployed liberally by brainless business personnel who are desperate to seem dynamic, describing goals or targets which are achievable without a great deal of effort: “If we’re going to market this new low-fat organic granola bar then middle-class mums are low-hanging fruit.”

WHAT WE USED TO SAY: “Easy pickings”

BARDSLEY’S

Astral Angi

Astral casts a culinary cosmic eye

HARIES {Mar 21–Apr 20}

HCANCER {June 22–July 22}

HLIBRA {Sep 23–Oct 22}

HCAPRICORN {Dec 21–Jan 19}

Arians could do well to stay out of the kitchen and leave it to others. That said, little harm can be done toasting cheese. Your astral soup is chicken and your astral dessert rice pudding.

Cancerians’ culinary aspirations outweight their talents. Don’t let this put you off, people come for the company, not the food. Your astral soup is bisque and your astral dessert queen of puddings.

Librans are instinctive cooks and can make the simplest dish taste divine. If you want to eat well, marry a Libran.

Your astral soup is gazpacho and your astral dessert pavlova.

Capricorn cooking is a hit and miss affair, often employing far too much minced beef and never cooked for long enough. Your astral soup is pea and your astral dessert tinned pears.

HTAURUS {Apr 21–May 21}

HLEO {July 23–Aug 22}

HSCORPIO {Oct 23–Nov 21}

HAQUARIUS {Jan 20–Feb 19}

Taurean’s should masquerade as vegetarians whilst secretly devouring huge quantities of rare meats. What fun. Your astral soup is oxtail and your astral dessert lemon meringue.

Leos love nothing more than messing around in the kitchen. This is not a good thing and is to be discouraged.

Your astral soup is mushroom and your astral dessert mulligatawny.

Scorpio will try to shock – you know the kind of thing, stuff stuffed inside other stuff, worms in chocolate etc.

Your astral soup is Zuppa Inglese and your astral dessert kidney pudding.

Aquarians will use their sense of adventure in the kitchen so be prepared for the very worst. Your astral soup is a fine consommé and your astral dessert profiteroles – all air.

HGEMINI {May 22–June 21}

HVIRGO {Aug 23–Sep 22}

HSAGITTARIUS {Nov 22–Dec 20}

HPISCES {Feb 20–Mar 20}

Gemini cooks will inevitably cook far too much of everything and end up with huge quantities of left overs. Your astral soup is scotch broth and your astral dessert jelly and cream.

Virgos likes to make food look pretty, even if it tastes dull. The thing is, do you really want your fish fingered?

Your astral soup is clear broth and your astral dessert an apple.

Sagis will no doubt feel proud if they can break the seal on a microwave dinner for one. Well done you. Your astral soup is cock-a-leekie and your astral dessert semolina.

Pisces will Excel at fish cuisine.

Bardsley’s only employ Pisceans and Roy, Muriel and Neil are all Pisceans too. Your astral soup is cullen skink and your astral dessert roly poly.

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SEEING RED

Siobhan Fahey of Shakespears Sister talks to Bella Todd about rivalry, reinvention, and why it’s more fun to play the villain

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aving spent the ’80s with Bananarama, the biggest charting girl group of all time, in the ’90s Siobhan Fahey executed one of the most dramatic reinventions in pop. As Shakespears Sister, the once-blonde singer smothered herself in khol, roughed up her synth-pop with an intoxicating gothic growl, and made videos in which she and sopranovoiced then bandmate Marcella Detroit tore at each other like angel and devil. ‘Stay’, which spent eight weeks at Number One in 1992, even earned itself a French and Saunders send-up. Following an unamicable spilt with Marcella and years spent acting and DJing, Siobhan is now touring as Shakespears Sister for the first time in 13 years, with new album Songs From The Red Room. (And yes, she does have a red bedroom – “blood red!”)

We’re glad to see you’re still exploring the less refined, shall we say non-angelic emotions...

You mean real! I’m a very open person. When people write sugar-coated lyrics, maybe they're masters of self-deception. Because of the way I perform and maybe my lyrics, people just think I'm this horrible bitch. Yesterday somebody said to me, 'Oh well, you're a bit of an ice queen, aren't you?'

What?! I said, ‘I've got a strong jawbone, so you might be mistaken’.

When Stock Aitken Waterman produced Bananarama, you apparently told Pete Waterman you wouldn’t sing songs with ‘love’ in the title...

I didn’t want to sing moon in June lovey dovey lyrics.

We did have a huge hit single called ‘Love In The Third Degree’ though, so I didn’t entirely get my own way!

What subject are you most proud of getting onto the Bananarama lyrical agenda?

Well, ‘Rough Justice’ was famously about the injustices in the world, and ‘Hotline To Heaven’ was about... God, what was that about now?! Dark topics.

And ‘Robert De Niro’s Waiting’ was about a girl who'd been date raped and escaped into a fantasy world.

What does having been in ‘the biggest charting girl group in history’ actually mean to you?

You know it’s really nice – it's like if you win a race at sports day. It means as much and as little as that!

Did you consider taking part in the current reunion?

No! I mean, they didn’t ask me to. They have no interest in me touring with the group because they

split the money two ways. And I’d find it really difficult to do because it’s a million miles from what interests me. Do I remember the dance routines? Only ‘Venus’, but I have a lot of gay friends who could remind me!

What was your lowest point in Bananarama?

We did a very grueling tour which started in Japan after an 18-hour flight, being taken straight to a live TV studio at 1am in the morning for a youth culture slapstick magazine show. We were waiting to go on, hallucinating with tiredness, while they had this naked man face down on the couch. The presenter shoved his finger up the fat man’s a*** and smelled it and fell about laughing. We just stood their, wilting. The punishment continued in Australia to the point where a bus pulled up outside the hotel to take us to DJ in this pub full of lurching bikers, and something snapped and I legged it down the street and hid under a humpback bridge.

Our manager Hilary pursued me and marched me back onto the bus.

“‘Stay’ has helped people cope with their partners dying of AIDS and really massive things like that” Was it crucial that you reinvent yourself so completely with Shakespears Sister after all that?

I wanted a visually strong look that was very different from what I'd done before. But the really twisted image came with the second Shakespears Sister album. I’m still at it! I love make-up. You can just change your face endlessly. It is empowering... on a very sort of basic level!

‘Stay’ is unsurprisingly topping the live requests vote on your website – why was it so popular?

I don't know! It obviously connects on a very deep emotional level with people. I’ve had amazing feedback over the years. It’s helped people cope with their partners dying of AIDS and really massive things like that. That’s an awe-inspiring thing to hear.

The dramatic rivalry that underpinned your songs during the Marcella period – was that life imitating art, or vice versa?

I think I didn’t realise when we started off that the conflict and the competition was going to be as deep as it became. Probably life imitated art.

Art certainly exposed it and nudged it. It was first spotted and winkled out and exposed and exploited by [video director] Sophie Muller.

I started off thinking it was all just dark humour; almost like a pastiche of the way women were supposed to be with each other. And then it turned into a hideous truth! The poor guy in the ‘I Don’t Care’ video got ripped to shreds as we scrapped over his lifeless body!

That yin and yang element having been so vital – where do you go for your yin since Marcella left?

The competitive dynamic wasn’t at play in the writing of Hormonally Yours. So I don’t think I need that antagonism to write good songs. Although if you ask any performer, they would choose to play a bitch! It’s to do with the planets in my birth charts, the acting. I’m this weird combination of shy and a massive exhibitionist. A shy show-off.

We’ve heard about your ‘hippy element’...

I’m constantly going to psychics. And I'm big into conspiracy theories. I totally believe beyond any shadow of a doubt that the twin towers was an inside job. And any semi-intelligent person can't argue with the fact there’re other lifeforms out there.

I'm going a bit space age with my look on these dates actually, kind of a tron/disco. I’m going to head off for the desert for a couple of days today to visit this place called the Integratron. I read about it in Rolling Stone. It’s a sound dome in the desert where all the ley lines meet and there’s loads of UFO sightings. You can have sonic healing.

Finally, ‘what evil lurks within the mind of woman?’

Everything from the greatest love to the deepest hatred, and all shades in between. Writing ...Red Room, the darker stuff came first, and then I recovered my joie de vivre and sense of humour.

I did try to write more positive lyrics this time though, because I’ve noticed that whatever I write comes true. Be careful what you write!

Shakespears Sister play Concorde 2 on Sunday 25 April, 01273 673311, www.concorde2.co.uk

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STAGE STRUCK

Meet Lora Munro, creative director and founder of The Theatre Workshop Performing Arts Schools

What is The Theatre Workshop?

The Theatre Workshop is the South Coast’s most successful privately owned Performing arts school, training children ages five to 18 in all aspects of performing arts.

It was established seven years ago in Bexhill-on-Sea when I was 21.

We now have a total of six schools throughout Sussex from Chichester to Brighton and Eastbourne.

What is the school’s ethos?

To create unrivalled professional performing arts training for enthusiastic children of all ages in a dynamic, modern and passionate environment. Students feel able to express themselves freely and their unique talents are developed and encouraged.

What makes you different?

I am a performer with over 10 years’ professional experience as a singer, dancer and actress, which means I recognise the difference between a

How do you get on with stage school parents?

I have developed some wonderful friendships with parents. Often performances are not possible without the support of willing parents; we rely on that a great deal and have never been let down. Of course you do get ‘performing arts parents’’ – we are realistic with parents and kids about the opportunities available. Performing arts is a challenging environment for any child so support is essential.

Can you guarantee a personal touch and invest in a child’s individual development?

At TW we are all obsessed with our work and getting the best out of every single child, consistently going that extra mile. Everything comes from our passion as performers and for passing this on.

Class sizes are kept to manageable numbers so each student can be individually encouraged. We have

“It’s not enough to ‘just teach’ performing arts – my teachers have to have had a credible professional career as a performer” at similar establishments I learnt what worked, what didn’t, and how I would make the idea my own. I have achieved everything I set out to do, which is fantastic!

What other activities are you involved with?

With the demands of the school my own performing career can only operate on a part-time basis! I perform in pantomime every year – previously with Christopher Biggins, The Krankies, Cannon and Ball and Leslie Grantham. I keep my hand in with professional choreography and session work. My big love though is flamenco. I have a wonderful Brighton-based teacher.

an annual parents’ evening and parents are welcome to visit our offices in Hove to discuss how their child is getting on.

How did you get into this?

I have been involved in teaching performing arts since I was 12 years old. I taught the ‘baby ballet’ at my local dance school. Then I moved to London to train professionally and taught throughout my schooling. The first school I set up was a way to earn a regular income to supplement the sporadic money I was earning session singing. I knew I could make it a success. Having worked

When your kids do well does it make you proud?

I am extremely proud of every child who attends The Theatre Workshop.

They make a positive decision every week to attend a school in their own time that encourages them to strive to be the best they can be and push the boundaries of their confidence.

That takes courage.

To what do you owe your success?

I listen to my hunches; they are usually right and I’m not afraid to take risks. I don’t allow myself to be down for too long, I see it as an opportunity to think of a better way around a problem.

What are your plans for the future?

We have a new Friday evening school in Brighton at Varndean School starting this month. Our current Brighton schools are at bursting point! We are pleased that the GCSE Drama course we offer is going well and hope in time to offer more GCSE performing arts courses. We are also training our teachers to be Arts Awards adjudicators – brilliant versatile courses in all areas of performing arts. We are constantly looking for ways to ensure The Theatre Workshop is leading the way.

Tell me about some of the recent success at the school?

Recently Christopher Biggins

The Theatre Workshop, www.thetheatreworkshop.com, 01273 733736.

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good singing teacher and a bad one.

I am fully involved in the creative process of all our classes. So many schools are run as a franchise, which anyone can buy, or they have only one area of expertise. I always employ people I find really inspiring to teach; it’s not enough to ‘just teach’ performing arts – my teachers have to have had a credible professional career as a performer and the relevant professional performance training. The kids really respond to that. We also have the highest success rate of any performing arts school in the county for our students working professionally in film, TV and theatre.

became one our Patrons. I worked with him last Christmas in Plymouth. He is generous and gorgeous and we are thrilled he has become a patron. We currently have Rosie Taylor Ritson from our Brighton school starring in Nanny McPhee And The Big Bang with Emma Thompson, and an Eastbourne student is a regular in Emmerdale and has been nominated for the Best Young actor of the Year in the Soap Awards.

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FRINGE CITY 15 Paul Kondritz

Fringe City Opening Night New Road, Brighton, Friday 30 April, 7pm–10pm.

SCHEDULE AND LINE-UP Christian Lee – Compere, from 7pm onwards Laugh-out-loud funny Lee wows audiences with magic ranging from close-up illusions to fullstage numbers.

Desmond O’Connor – Compere, from 8.05pm onwards Internationally renowned musical comedian whose bittersweet and insanely catchy lyrics never fail to shock, charm and entertain.

Lynn Ruth Miller, 7.05pm Winner of the 2008 Three Weeks Editors Award and Latest 7’s Star of the Festival 2009, the 76-yearold stand-up presents ageing comedy at its bawdy best.

Lynn Ruth Miller

Desmond O’Connor

Ready to launch Latest 7 takes a sneak peek at Fringe City: the night before and the morning after

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THE NIGHT BEFORE The free opening night hootenanny on Friday 30 April in New Road will feature some Fringe highlights rocking the stage outside the Unitarian Church, while performers

THE MORNING AFTER There’s more free entertainment at the first Fringe City on Saturday 1 May in Jubilee Street and New Road. It runs from 1pm to 5pm, giving you plenty of time to consume a hearty hangover breakfast or round up your children for the ideal free Bank Holiday outing. There will be another stage at the Unitarian Church, plenty of food and drink stalls, wandering performers and an outside broadcast by Juice 107.2FM. Other Fringe City dates are May 8, 15 and 22. Sir Peter Blake’s Art Bus returns on the 15th when there will also be a food festival. For more information on Fringe City plus tickets to all shows, exclusive discounts and great competitions visit www.brightonfestivalfringe.org.uk

Paul Kondritz

t’s hard to believe, but it’s just 10 days until the start of festival season. Brighton Festival Fringe is kicking off the show with an opening weekend of free outdoor events and showcases. Start your Bank Holiday with a trip to the Fringe City celebrations in New Road and get a taster of some of the 660 shows in this year’s Fringe programme. Plus Fringe City is going green this year with all the stages powered on renewable energy thanks to Brighton company Firefly Solar.

will mingle with the crowds.

Many Fringe venues are also opening their doors on 30 April.

Shows on that night include Red Brick Comedy Club; White Mink: Black Cotton; The Ladyboys Of Bangkok and the Laughing Horse Comedy Club. So make a night of it, watch some of the Unitarian stage acts, have a wander between venues, catch a comedy show and wind up in your best vintage frock jiving the night away at the White Mink speakeasy at Freerange.

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Secret Performance!, 7.20pm White Mink: Black Cotton presents a whole new genre: electro swing versus speakeasy jazz, dragging the styles of the 1920s and ’30s into the 21st century. Featuring special (secret) guests.

Karavan Ensemble – A Ship Of Fools, 7.45pm A gripping adventure into the realms of human nature through dance, physical theatre, music and installation.

The Insect Circus, 8.10pm Spectacular combination of a magical world, physical theatre, circus skills and extraordinary costumes.

Monsters Build Mean Robots, 8.25pm Hotly tipped electro band reminiscent of modern greats like Arcade Fire and Sigur Ros. King Porter Stomp, 8.55pm Expect high energy, jump up ska, funk and hip-hop with contagious grooves, conscious rhymes and lively horns.

Bamboozled 2: Animation, 9.30pm Selection of kick-ass animated shorts featuring the work of local animators.

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HOTLIST L’Église

L7 Hotlist Eateries and bars catering for all tastes. For more dining options visit www.thelatest.co.uk Chinese Restaurants British & modern European The Gallery An independent British restaurant in the heart of Brighton’s Lanes, The Gallery prides itself in serving the very best fresh, locally sourced and seasonal menu created by their head chef Mosa Jobi. Mosa joined the team in 2007 from the Dorchester Mayfair Hotel in London and has taken the restaurant from strength to strength.

The Gallery restaurant offers a warm, personable environment to celebrate any occasion.

28 East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HL, 01273 773327

Koba Bar and Venue Koba hosts a Credit Crunch Menu in the cocktail bar Sunday to Friday with cocktails from £2.95 and wine from £7.95 a bottle all night long. With thre bars over three floors and a dedicated team of mixologsts, this venue stands as a flagship of quality and has received many awards, including one of the ‘top 50 bars in the UK’.

Koba, 135 Western Road, Brighton, BN3 4FF, 01273 720059

The Restaurant At Drakes Nestled inside Brighton’s finest designer hotel – the perfect setting for intimate dinners or private parties. Winner of two coveted AA Rosettes, Drakes offers exquisite cuisine with the highest quality seasonal ingredients. 2-course menu for £28; 3 courses for £36. 5-course chef’s menu £50. Private dining room for up to 12 people.

The Restaurant At Drakes, 43–44 Marine Parade, Brighton, BN2 1PE, 01273 696934, www.drakesofbrighton.com

Traditional French restaurant offering classic cuisine for contemporary tastes. A la carte menu Tuesday to Sunday with daily specials. Locally sourced produce including freshly caught fish, and an Anglo-French cheeseboard. Enjoy the south-facing terrace with the two-course lunch menu, Tuesday–Saturday, 12–6pm at £9.95 or relax on a Sunday with a delicious French roast.

196 Church Road, Hove, 01273 220868, www.legliserestaurant.co.uk

Indian

Gars Restaurant

Chaula’s

This old Brighton favourite offers an exciting menu with some great new ideas and a wholly different experience in terms of style and presentation. Smart service, beautiful interiors and a chic atmosphere make this one of the city’s top places to be seen. Start downstairs at the bar. Eat from £10.

Gars, 19 Prince Albert Street, Brighton 01273 321321, www.gars.co.uk

Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide variety of vegetarian, vegan and gluten and wheat-free dishes. Buffet available 11am–3pm Mon–Sat. Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

French

The Chilli Pickle is an Indian Bistro in the heart of The Lanes. Lunch is packed full of Indian street food plus a good selection of thalis and the ever-popular Masala Dosa. Sumptuous feasts at dinner include the national award-winning Oxtail Madras. Belgian beers, luxury loose teas and a wine list also feature.

42 Meeting House Lane, Brighton, 01273 323824, www.thechillipicklebistro.co.uk

Cocoa Patisserie Cocoa is an authentic French patisserie near Brighton Station. Everything is homemade on the premises each morning with the finest ingredients. A selection of pastries, cakes, tarts, biscuits, jams, ice creams, sandwiches, quiches, toasties and salads to eat in or take away. Beautiful cakes made to order.

48 Queens Road, Brighton, BN1 3XB, 01273 777412

New Steine Bistro This cosy French bistro with regular art exhibitions is the perfect setting to enjoy homemade French food using local produce as much as possible. Their reasonably priced menu starts at £12.50 for 2 courses, £14.50 for 3, Sunday to Thursday; and £16.50 for 2 courses, £18.50 for 3 on Friday and Saturday.

A la carte menu available. Open 6pm.

10 /11 New Steine, Brighton, BN2 1PB, 01273 681546/695415 www.newsteinehotel.com/restaurant.asp

The Chilli Pickle

Eastern Eye Just south of Preston Circus, Eastern Eye is a great choice for business and pleasure, being presented in a very relaxed, authentic style.

Whether it’s South Indian, Tandoori, Mughlai or Bengali dishes, here you can sample a variety of classic dishes found in the Indian Subcontinent, accompanied with a variety of local beers, wines and a cocktail menu.

Eastern Eye, 58 London Road, Brighton, BN1 4JE 01273 685151, www.easterneyerestaurant.co.uk

Elizabethan Cottage Tandoori Established in 1987 and set in a 16th century building, Elizabethan Cottage Tandoori carefully

blends Bangladeshi & Indian influences, creating great food and an atmosphere with a difference.

It’s not just a meal, but an experience. Why not come down and see for yourself?

130–136 Old London Road, Patcham, Brighton, BN1 8YA, 01273 507075

Japanese Oki-Nami An authentic, stylish restaurant famous for their award-winning sushi and sashimi, Oki-Nami use only the finest quality ingredients and fish from sustainable sources. Two-course dinner from £12.95; lunchtime noodles for £6.95; £5 student specials, and you can feed the kids for as little as £3.95. Fancy a cocktail? Head upstairs to the Oki-Bar and sample the cherry blossom Mohito.

Oki-Nami, 6 New Road, Brighton, BN1 1UF, 01273 773777, www.okinami.com

Thai Sabai Thai Gastrobar Sabai transports you to the beach bars of Samui or the contemporary restaurants of Bangkok.

With its cosy Thai cushions nestled up on a raised platform, enjoy a 2-for-1 cocktail or dishes in the afternoon from just £4.95. Sabai’s great atmosphere is made complete with an acoustic guitarist on Wednesdays and Sundays.

165–169 Princes House, Princes Place, North St, Brighton, 01273 773030, www.sabaibrighton.co.uk, bookings@sabaibrighton.co.uk

Coffee shops Spinelli Coffee Spinelli Coffee combines the best of modern Italian café culture with great-tasting, highquality specialty coffee and mouth-watering pastries and savouries, the ultimate ‘coffee experience.’ Beautiful oak sliding doors look onto a heated outdoor seating area with sea views, with free Wi-Fi. Spinelli Coffee, 24 Garnet House, College Road, Brighton, 01273 818819

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Welcome to Chambers Bistro Shoreham Pan-seared king scallops on cauliflower puree with confit beetroot and crispy carrot Appetiser board of salami, sunblushed tomatoes and cornichons Hand rolled duck and rocket rolls in light filo pastry with a dark plum dip Twice baked Sussex goats cheese souffle, balsamic grapes and tarragon Chargrilled squid with romesco sauce and crispy leeks Confit of slow roasted pork belly with savoy cabbage and coarse grain mustard mash, glazed apple Pan-fried duck breast, carrot puree, pak choi and rosemary roasted plums

Chargrilled rib-eye steak with blue cheese and peppercorn sauce, crispy onion rings and hand cut chips "Chambers" fish and chips in local Harveys beer batter with hand cut chips and tartare sauce Fried halloumi, cherry tomato and pinenut stuffed mushroom with sweet potato and lemon thyme gratin Lambs liver with crispy bacon, sage jus and crushed new potatoes Fish of the day Double chocolate and pistachio brownie with vanilla pod ice cream Spiced orange creme brulee and shortbread biscuits

Sunday @ Chambers Chambers will be bringing you fantastic roast lunches with seasonal vegetables and home made Yorkshire puddings varying week to week using prime cuts of meat served from 12 noon. To accompany your meal try a half carafe of our house white red or rose wine for only £7.50. The a la carte menu will run along side our roast lunch menu. With three young children of our own, children are very welcome at "Chambers" with high chairs and colouring in provided. Parking in the area is FREE!!!

Chambers.......the place to be in Shoreham by sea

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Andrew Kay heads for the bright lights and picks up a big bird at The Ivy

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aster monday was perhaps not a great date to choose to go to a top London restaurant. The city was awash with kids in holiday mood and those on a spree with their wealthy parents seemed to have gathered at The Ivy. Yes, The Ivy, the home of the luvvie if you are to believe the tabloids – but in my book it is home to some pretty damned fine cooking.

I have no problem with children in restaurants; they need to experience dining out and learn how to behave, and I have to say that the posh sprogs behave with manners and charm.

The Ivy is a grown-up affair and the menu reflects that. There are very few fashion dishes to be had but plenty of “Prices were much classics, both robust and dainty. the same as a good The occasion was not momentous: Mr L and I had just seen a matinee of restaurant anywhere Cheek by Jowl’s Macbeth. It was never going to be an easy play, but they did and far better value bring a certain pace to the thing and visually it was a treat. After two hours than places that battling with the Bard a decent supper charge less but do was in order.

Mr L had booked our table at 7pm it badly” and we would have to be vacated by 9pm. It’s a common thing these days, but they did rather over-emphasise this at every point up until us arriving at the restaurant. Then all was forgotten, a good thing really as we had to wait 20 minutes at the bar. Still, a stiff G&T eased the pain.

Once at our seats we perused the menu, a simple card affair with everything on the one page. It was a token gesture as Mr L and I had looked online – a far more complex read I might add – and spotted a chicken dish for two. Well, it simply had to be tried.

Roast poulet (for two) with foie gras stuffing, pommes sarladaise and a truffle jus lands at £44. Where do I start? Well, it arrives under a cloche and is carved at the table, a breast each, and then the stuffed leg and thigh. I really wanted the carcass to make soup but it seemed out of place. The chicken was running with juices, much of which I suspect was butter. The skin was crisp, the stuffing surprisingly light, and the truffle jus earthy and sticky. With a few veg it would easily have served four. Sarladaise potatoes are a rich caramelised affair with a crusty top and they simply oozed goodness in the form of more butter and fat from some fowl – duck or goose maybe. Whatever it was it was divine, and I really didn’t want it to ever end.

There was also a bit of watercress hanging around but not enough to merit comment. At £22 each it was not the cheapest roast chicken I have ever had but I would put my hand up and say it was the best, and I would do it again now if I were closer and had the cash to hand.

We did have hors d’ouvres, Mr L white asparagus with a poached duck egg and a chervil vinaigrette. I had the steak tartare, which was surprisingly large and pleasantly piquant. This, perhaps, from a rather large and surprising amount of ketchup in the mix. It was a first for me, and I admit it tasted good, if a little sweet. I think I prefer it without, and I did miss the old fashioned raw egg yolk on top, but it was good none the less.

We failed at the pudding hurdle, simply too full of savoury delights and a brace of bottles of pinot noir which made the whole event go with a swing.

So did we see any stars? Well, indeed we did, we saw a very starry chicken dish and we took it to our hearts, quite literally I suspect. The Ivy has a fantastic kitchen and a real buzz, and although not for the faint of wallet, I thought the prices were pretty much the same as a good restaurant anywhere and far better value than places that charge less but do it badly.

Oh, by the way, we stayed well past our alloted time and no-one seemed much bothered.

I’m really very hungry now!

The Ivy, 1–5 West Street, London WC2H 9NQ, 020 7836 4751, www.the-ivy.co.uk

You may have noticed that Latest 7 are supporting these new awards but to make them really worthwhile we need you, the readers and general public to nominate or vote online for your favourites. It’s already becoming a hotly contested list and, as of Friday, these were the front runners.

Best Restaurant: In the lead is Food for Friends, closely followed by The Restaurant At Drakes, with Terre à Terre in third position.

Best Food Pub: The Ginger Pig is leading the vote in the food pub category, with the Sussex Yeoman in second place, closely followed by the Preston Park Tavern and Hop Poles in joint-third place.

Best Café: Bill’s is in the lead, with Temptation and Ground which are in joint second place.

Best Food Shop: Infinity Foods is storming ahead with Taj in second place, followed by the Angel Food Bakery.

So, do you agree? Log on and vote or nominate now at www.brightonfoodawards.com.

You can listen to myself and the lovely Andrea Fox on Juice FM on the second Friday of every month, just after 9am, and we will be hosting the awards ceremony later in the year. So if you want to see your favourite foodie venue up there, then get voting. brightonfoodawards.com

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SAUCY MINX Zara Baker finds the hottest trend in nail art at Brighton’s Powder Beauty Boutique

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ifties-inspired beauty parlour Powder Beauty Boutique, based in the heart of the bohemian North Laine, has just launched the latest craze in nail art. Straight from Tinseltown, Minx Nails have been spotted on celebrities including Beyonce, Rihanna, Katy Perry and Lady Gaga. Minx also featured prominently at the late Alexander McQueen’s Spring/Summer 2010 collection at Paris Fashion Week, where Minx founder Dawn LynchGoodwin worked backstage to provide customised Minx nails to all the models before they hit the catwalk.

Minx is a solid, customised film with an adhesive backing, activated through the use of a unique heat technique. The heat allows Minx to fit over the curve of the nail and seals the film onto the nail bed – which, ladies, means no drying time, no chips or smudges.

Available in a variety of different colours and designs, Minx art designs will stay on for approximately two weeks and are easily and safely removed with heat. So, if you’re after some vintage lace, polka dots or heavy metals, be sexy, confident and glamorous with fashion-forward nails.

Rihanna Powder Beauty Boutique offers enchanting beauty fixes and indulgent treatments in vintage-inspired surroundings.

The therapists specialise in a wide variety of beauty treats alongside Minx nails including eyelash extensions, make-up, organic facials, massage, manicures and pedicures.

A great idea for a girls’ night in or hen do, Powder to You is an exclusive service brought to you at your hotel or B&B by the Powder girls – a team of beauty professionals from Powder who, complete with vintage-style uniforms, will pamper and preen you with delicious beauty treats.

Powder Beauty Boutique, 5 Duke Street, Brighton, BN1 1AH, 01273 720055, www.powderbeauty.co.uk latestzara

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was a large increase in the number of men accompanying their wives or partners to the show,” she says.

“Many have told us they regret not coming to see the show earlier. In fact several told us they thought their wives or partners had been putting them off so that they could have a really good girl’s-night-out!”

Director Phillip Gandey says, “The Lady Boys of Bangkok now occupies a unique position in the world of entertainment. We staged the first show in Edinburgh 12 years ago – we knew then we had something very special. Each year our audiences continue to grow and our productions become more ambitious.

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They will never look at the opposite sex in the same way again.”

It’s brassy and flashy and, as an antidote to high art, it’s a vibrant and welcome break for festival goers that’s as popular as ever.

The Lady Boys of Bangkok, Fantasy & Feathers, The Sabai Pavilion, Victoria Gardens, Brighton 30 April to 31 May. Box Office opens on site from Tuesday 27 April, 11am9.30pm, 0871 705 0705.

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The Lady Boys of Bangkok are big, bold, blousy... and back in Brighton, writes Andrew Kay

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Sixteen sexy – but never crude or vulgar – showgirls form the unique Lady Boys Of Bangkok troupe. And the ony catch is that these glamorous showgirls are of course show boys.

This year’s show is the usual blend of glitz and glamour – from Lady Gaga to The Saturdays, from fantasy in outer space to sensuous

Latin rhythms, and from West End musical to Hollywood blockbuster, the show-stopping numbers will be delivered in a way that only The Lady Boys of Bangkok can deliver.

Bangkok's exotic nightlife merges with the glamorous showgirl style of Las Vegas and all this is staged in the unique ambience of the Sabai Pavilion, where you can escape and become immersed in the atmosphere with a drink and freshly prepared Thai cuisine.

Executive Producer Carol Gandey says she’s delighted to bring the show back to the UK for a 12th successive year. “In 2009 there

Stagelistings > Tuesday 20 to Monday 26 April> BRIGHTON DOME, PAVILION THEATRE 01273 709709 www.brightondome.org Shakespeare seson presented by Sussex Downs College Performing Arts Othello Shakespeare’s tragic tale of love, jealousy, passion, violence, racism, paranoia and lies. >23 Apr, 6.30pm, £6 Titus Andronicus An all female ensemble perform a contemporary adaptation set in a world of insanity, cruelty and deprivation. >24 Apr, 6.30pm, £6 Much Ado About Nothing Shakespeare’s classic comedy gets the Rat Pack treatment, featuring timeless musical numbers from the era. >25 Apr, 6.30pm, £6

Love’s Labour’s Lost Shakespeare’s comedy brought to life with drama, dance, singing and a sting in the tail. >26 Apr, 6.30pm, £6 CHICHESTER FESTIVAL THEATRE, MINERVA 01243 781312 www.cft.org.uk Bingo: Scenes Of Money And Death William Shakespeare in the last days of his life. Stunning cast includes Patrick Stewart, Catherine Cusack, Richard McCabe and Jason Watkins >15 Apr–22 May, times and prices vary, see website for details.

CRAWLEY: THE HAWTH, 01293 553636 www.hawth.co.uk Macbeth: The Tracks Of My Tears

2009 Latest Awardwinner’s new show Chris Hislop was the co-writer and director of last year’s Brighton Festival Fringe show A Fistful Of Snow – which we loved enough to give a Latest 7 Fringe Award. So it is with high expectations that we welcome his project for this year's Fringe Festival. When All The Crowds Have Gone is a a chance to see classic, naturalistic theatre performed by some of Brighton and London’s premiere Fringe actors.

John (Trevor Scales), a media mogul, asks his brother Geoffrey (Bob Gilchrist) to write his biography, but can they see eye to eye?

Their strained relationship is bared as Geoffrey observes John’s deals and machinations, mostly a film project for his young wife, Miranda (Jessica Jordan-Wrench). As Geoffrey and Miranda start to get close, John, out of jealousy, attempts to seduce Geoffrey’s wife and agent, Helen (Valerie Dent), with catastrophic results.

Playwright Lucy Nordberg lays bare the logistics and tribulations of family relationships, while also providing a greater metaphor for American/British relations. The brothers’ vastly differing approaches to life and art draw the people around them, including their wives, into an irrepressible cycle of destruction, leaving lives and careers in tatters.

When All The Crowds Have Gone, The Brighthelm Church and Community Centre, May 3-8 (not 6), 7pm, 01273 709709.

Part of the Brighton Festival Fringe, www.brightonfestivalfringe.org.uk

Pitchy Breath Theatre present a radical re-imagining of Shakespeare’s tragedy. > 29 Apr – 1 May, 7.30pm, £6.50 EASTBOURNE: WINTER GARDEN 01323 412000 www.eastbournetheatres.co.uk The Quest Special preview of The Quizauthor Richard Crane's award-winning musical based on the legend of King Arthur, presented by New Vic Productions with a cast of professinal actors and local students. >21 & 22 Apr, 7.00pm, £7 EASTBOURNE: DEVONSHIRE PARK THEATRE 01323 412000 www.eastbournetheatres.co.uk Dad’s Army Marches On Stage version of the comedy classic stars Leslie Grantham as Pte. Walker, and Timothy Kightley as Capt. Mainwaring. >19–24 Apr, 7.45pm, matinee Wed & Sat 2.30pm, £13.50–£19.50

THEATRE ROYAL BRIGHTON 08448 717650 www.theambassadors.com/theatreroyal The Woman In Black Stephen Mallatratt’s adaptation of Susan Hill’s best selling novel. >19–24 April, 7.45pm, 2.30pm matinee Thu & Sat, £13–£28 Witness For The Prosecution Courtroom drama presented by the Agatha Christie Theatre Company.

Stars Honeysuckle Weeks. >26 April – 1 May, 7.45pm, 2.30pm matinee Thu & Sat, £13–£28 UPSTAIRS AT THREE AND TEN, BRIGHTON 07800 983 290 www.otherplaceproductions.co.uk Katy And Rach Make Stuff Up Double Sponteneous, improvised theatre. >21 Apr, 8pm, £7 Wed, 2.30pm Sat, £14.50–£23.50

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Boy George The former Culture Club frontman returns with a new album.

Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 8pm, £25/£20 Efterklang Whimsical, sometimes great, Copenhagen nu-folk.

Concorde 2, 7.30pm, £10 Magdalena Reising Scottish/Polish singer and harpist playing with a jazz accompaniment.

Latest Musicbar, 8pm, £6/5 Wooden Shjips Accomplished, if silly-named psyche-rock from the US. Freebutt, 7.30pm, £tbc

Chris Farlowe ‘60s veteran of Atomic Rooster and The Thunderbirds fame playing rock and rhythm ’n’ blues.

Komedia, 7.30pm, £15 Citizen Fish Ska punk featuring former members of Subhumans.

Engine Rooms, 7.30pm, £8 The Australian Pink Floyd Renowned Pink Floyd tribute from Down Under.

Brighton Centre, 8pm, £33.21 The Lightning Seeds A night of ‘Pure’ (geddit?)

‘90s pop goodness from Ian Broudie’s gang.

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A selection of girls' gone rockin', red hot R&B, jumpin' jive and boppin' blues. 11pm, £6/5 LIFE Hold Up. Indie night. 11pm–4am, £5 PO NA NA Silk. Urban soul, electro-tinged pop and a mish-mash of Bootlegs. 10pm, £10/5 THE LOFT 13 Monsters. High brow bash for early adopters spinning drumtrax, alt-guitar junk, hip-hop and future jack swing. 11pm, £5/4 THE HANBURY CLUB Stick It On. Music selections made by the people for the people.

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10pm–3am, £2/free THE LOFT Miami South Beach Party. Reggaeton and club R’n’B to salsa. 11pm, £5/3 VOLKS Love Music Hate Racism. Fundraiser with JFB and Sukh Knight. 10pm, £5/3

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11pm–3am, £3/2 BRIGHTON COALITION Trash Mondays.

10.30pm–3am, £3/free LIFE AKA AKA ROAR. Sounds from the full dub-step spectrum, past and future.

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Another top Brooklyn export.

Freebutt, 7.30pm, £6.50 The Pipettes The postmodern Brighton girl-group bringing a ‘60s sound into the modern era. Perhaps.

Audio, 7pm, £9/8 The Travelling Band Glastonbury New Talent Competition winners of 2008 play country and folk music.

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Audio, 7pm, £8 Letz Zep Acclaimed Zeppelin tribute.

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Brighton Unitarian Church, 2.30pm, £6 Shakespears Sister The ‘80s and ‘90s goth-pop duo responsible for the frankly lovely 'Stay' return.

Concorde 2, 7.30pm, £14 Sonic Boom Six + Knockout + Meatloaf At Mary's Energetic cult skacore types hit the seaside once more.

Engine Rooms, 7pm, £tbc Your Twenties Buzzy indie rock featuring former Metronomy man Gabriel Stebbing.

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Concorde 2, 10pm, sold out Brighton Jazz Club: Michael Janisch Sextet Weekly jazz gathering for fans and musos alike.

Komedia, 8.30pm, £12 Los Fantasticos + Squadron Leaders Pretty damned enjoyable instrumental surf rock.

Prince Albert, 7.30pm, £tbc Misty’s Big Adventure Birmingham quirky indie pop eight-piece.

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THE BOOK AND THE ROSE St George’s Day is being celebrated with a day of books, prose, poetry, spoken word and song.

On stage there will be a number of acoustic/ folk acts – old and new, traditional and modern – including Conrad Vingoe, Daniel Marcus Clarke (ex-The Hat), Ben Paley and Tab Hunter, Jane Bom-Bane and Nick Pynn, Packpins (who specialise in secular music of the 16th and 17th centuries) and Rayon Breed (formerly The Wellingtons). The event takes place between 11am and 5pm.

Saturday 25 April, Jubilee Square

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WOODEN SHJIPS San Francisco continues to throb with the sound of psychedelia, as epitomised by this beardy, hypnotising and misspelt outfit, who emanate a sort of bluesy vintage drone – heavy on the fuzz guitar, Krautrock-esque grooves and reverb-drenched vocals. Cool as, or just plain old-fashioned? Or is that cool again? Don’t ask me, I’m just a confused music journo...

Tuesday 20 April, Freebutt

BEN OTTEWELL Possessor of the finest growl in rock, Gomez’s Ben Ottewell is based around these parts, and a significant reason why the near-retro Gomez caught the imagination back in the day (remember, they won the Mercury Music Prize back in 1998 for Bring It On).

This is a special, intimate gig at the Fairtrade Gallery, as part of the April Alternative organised by gallery owner Tim. Friday 23 April, Fairtrade Gallery

MAX MEZZOWAVE Sussex boy who has remixed for the likes of Lamb and Lou Rhodes and been actively involved in the ambient chill and alt-dance scenes for many years. His new project sees the launch of the Beauty EP, and the live band features the brilliantly soulful vocals of Alison David and Angie Brown. More on an upbeat psychedelic funky soul tip these days, the gig will be followed by a yet-to-be-disclosed party.

Tickets available via www.mezzowave.net or Rounder Records in Brighton.

Saturday 23 April, St John Sub Castro Church, Lewes

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Get your glad rags on for White Mink: Black Cotton, the opening night of the Fringe, where electro swing meets speakeasy jazz

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here are revivals a-plenty these days. Some say it’s due to a paucity of original ideas, some say it’s a recognition of some of the fantastic musical and fashion movements of yesteryear.

Whatever your view, Nick Hollywood, head honcho of the Brighton-based Freshly Squeezed label, has struck gold with the re-telling of the ’20s and ’30s, where everything was in black and white (or so pictures and film tell us!); the men were dapper, and the girls were flapper. The era of modern communication was really just beginning: film, radio and music were starting to be distributed to wider audiences via recent inventions such as celluloid, telephones and gramophones. Exciting times indeed, and it’s being re-lived via Nick’s White Mink: Black Cotton musical project, which marries modern day electro swing with old school speakeasy jazz.

“This is the first time ever these electro swing acts have been brought together,” says says Nick, co-founder and resident DJ at the hugely influential Club Montepulciano, the long-running club that pioneered the lounge, cabaret and proto-burlesque scenes back in the ’90s.

“It really is a who’s who of the new scene in the UK. We will be previewing what we will be doing at Glastonbury, Big Chill and Bestival later this year, where other European acts will join us like Caravan Palace, Kormac and Parov Stelar. Brighton will get the first taste.

“Gramophondzie has taken electro-swing mainstream and onto the BBC Radio One playlist

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but there has been an underground scene evolving around this music for a couple of years now.”

Pick of the week in The Guardian and Time Out, White Mink: Black Cotton is a brilliant amalgamation of classic jazz and swing with tracks by legends such as Woody Herman, Benny Goodman and Django Reinhardt, mixed in with contemporary electro swing tunes that incorporate the original frenetic swing and rhythms of the inter-war years with modern beats and contemporary production values.

“We have described what we do as ‘the music of the first great depression meeting the technology of the second’,” explains Nick. “At the live event, for example, we will have everything from DJ El Nino playing vintage 78s on actual 78rpm decks with HMV-type horns to high-tech VJ shows. But of course the laptop mixing will be with images made up of pre-sound era black and white footage.

Some of which is surprisingly raunchy!”

Nick Hollywood will be found donning his finest vintage suit at the grand opening of Freerange.

“The whole thing is sexy, fresh, fun, glamorous and hugely stylish. The tongue in cheek but slightly decadent, even seedy, glamour seems perfectly suited to our edge-of-Britain mentality.”

Friday 30 April, Freerange. Part of the Brighton Festival Fringe, www.brightonfestivalfringe.org.uk

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WILL SELF: PSYCHO TOO

ARTISTS OPEN HOUSES

A talk by acclaimed author and journalist Will Self (arranged in association with City Books in Hove), followed by questions and answers and a signing session for his latest book.

Psycho Too features the best words and pictures from his Independent column, Psychogeography, with illustrations

by Ralph Steadman. Ranging from Istanbul to Los Angeles and from the crumbling coastline of East Yorkshire to the adamantine heads of Easter Island, it’s ‘a postmillennial meditation on the vexed relationship of psyche and place in a globalised world’. With added big words and rapier wit.

Will Self has written over 20 novels, short stories and essays, as well as being a highly-regarded cultural commentator, frequently seen on screen in Have I Got News For You, Shooting Stars and Grumpy Old Men. De La Warr Pavilion, Bexhill-on-Sea, 22 April, 6.30pm, £6, 01424 229111, www.dlwp.com

Events highlights THURSDAY 22 APRIL

SUNDAY 25 APRIL

Bedroom Bond Get up close and personal with Bond in myhotel’s luxury penthouse suite.

An exclusive audience with ‘reader in residence’ Damian Barr (maximum 4 people per session).

Your barman will mix you a vodka martini while Damian reads extracts from From Russia with Love. Part of The City Reads www.cityreads.co.uk.

(Read our verdict on the experience, Reviews p 25) myhotel, Brighton. 6pm, 7pm, 8pm 9pm, 10pm & 11pm, £5 (includes a vodka martini), tickets from Brighton Dome box office, 01273 709709.

Also 29 April

Youth Arts Festival Workshop Taster Day (for 1118 year olds) Free taster arts workshops includes physical theatre, street dance, vocals, comedy impro, T-shirt printing and more. Places are limited so call to book workshops in advance.

Brighton Youth Centre, 64 Edward Street, Brighton. To book contact Julia Box 01273 294617, julia.box@brighton-hove.gov.uk The Book And The Rose Shakespeare died on St George’s Day and this event pays tribute through books, poetry, spoken word, prose and song.

With performances throughout the afternoon plus stalls of new and second hand books, English foods, local publishers, tea and cake, bunting making and flower stands. The Festival Shakespeare Company will perform extracts from Shakespeare’s plays, and there will be free children’s activities in Jubilee Library and Square, with deckchairs to lounge around in and soak up the literary atmosphere. (See also Mary Mears’ column, p 6) Jubilee Square, Brighton, 11am_5pm

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SATURDAY 24 APRIL Write a Thriller in a Day (Age 16 +) Learn the craft of constructing a thriller novel with novelist and creative writing tutor Sue Walker.

Jubilee Library; 10am–4pm, £20/£15 concession. Tickets from Brighton Dome box office 01273 709709, www.brightonticketshop.com

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he Artists Open Houses (AOH) have been an integral part of the May festivities since 1982.

Even today, other cities and towns have struggled to replicate the phenomenal success of Brighton.

“This year we’ve got 243 houses (houses, flats, studios, churches, etc) and about 1300 artists,” says Judy Stevens, co-ordinator of AOH. It’s a great opportunity to bag a bargain, have a snoop, and experience work outside of gallery settings. But for the artists involved, AOH serves a bigger purpose.

“There’re the benefits to the artists, many of whom see this as the major selling point of the year,” says Judy, who is herself an illustrator and printmaker. “Last year’s turnover was around £1m. But for younger artists it’s an opportunity to find out about organising an exhibition... some are not doing this for commercial reasons.

“Last year we attracted 230,000 visitors, of which 40 per cent were from outside Brighton”.

Professionals, semi-professionals and amateurs come together over the 13 different trails (along with the

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growing number of ‘independent’ houses), from Portslade in the west to Whitehawk in the east.

“We’ve got a church, a garden shed, student houses, schools, studios and even the St Johns Centre for Older People,” says Judy, who has been working overtime to get the AOH brochure finished and ready for printing and distribution.

“There are also two houses showing work by the entire family!”

A more recent addition to AOH is HOUSE, which is a programmed strand. “There are ten different venues this year, including many of Brighton’s smaller galleries. The reason we think it’s important is that there are a lot of artists doing exciting and dynamic work but who feel AOH isn’t appropriate for them. Many of these artists live here, and as there is no dedicated contemporary arts gallery here in Brighton, it’s an opportunity to see their work.”

The AOH brochure hits the streets on Thursday. Visit www.aoh.org.uk for distribution points.

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wed 21 april private party to book your private party, wedding or anniversary contact ruth or megan on 01273 687171 or email bookings@thelatest.co.uk

thurs 22 april get up/stand up brighton's best bands&comedians raising money for cancer research paul diello&maureen younger+more tbc 8pm £4

manchester street, brighton

upstairs: the jazmine ava band old blues rhythms, gypsy&country funk 7.30pm £5/£4

mon 26 april chuckin+the vibes+the justice league 8pm £4 advance/NUS/with flyer/£5

sat 24 april private party to book your private party, wedding or anniversary contact ruth or emma on 01273 687171 or email bookings@thelatest.co.uk

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Alice In Wonderland 3D (PG) 8.30 Cemetery Junction (15) 11.45, 2.00, 4.15, 6.30, 8.45 Clash Of The Titans 3D (12A) 1.30, 4.15, 6.45, 9.15 Dear John (12A) 2.45, 5.30, 8.15 The Ghost (15) 2.00, 5.00, 8.00 The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (18) 5.15 How To Train Your Dragon 3D (PG) 1.15, 3.30 The Infidel (15) 2.45, 8.30 Kick-Ass (15) 1.00, 3.30, 6.15, 9.00 Nanny McPhee And The Big Bang (U) 2.30 Remember Me (12A) 5.15, 7.45 Shutter Island (15) 5.45

The Infidel (15) 9.00 Invictus (12A) 11.00am Psycho (15) 4.00 I Am Love (15) 1.30, 6.30

Alice In Wonderland 3D (PG) 2.10, 5.30, 8.20 The Blind Side (12A) 8.10 Cemetery Junction (15) 12.30, 2.50, 5.10, 7.30, 9.50 Clash Of The Titans 3D (12A) 1.00, 3.30, 6.00, 7.10, 8.30, 9.40 Dear John (12A) 1.10, 3.40, 6.10, 8.50 The Ghost (15) 2.40, 5.30, 8.20 How To Train Your Dragon 3D (PG) 1.40, 4.00, 6.20 Kick-Ass (15) 1.30, 6.40, 9.20 Nanny McPhee And The Big Bang (U) 12.40, 3.10, 4.10, 5.40 Whip It! (12A) 12.10

The Blind Side (15) 7.30 Clash Of The Titans (12A) 5.00 Kick-Ass (15) 8.00

WEDNESDAY 21 Alice In Wonderland 3D (PG) 8.30 Cemetery Junction (15) 11.45, 2.00, 4.15, 6.30, 8.45 Clash Of The Titans 3D (12A) 1.30, 4.15, 6.45, 9.15 Date Night (15) 1.30, 3.30, 5.30, 7.30, 9.30 Dear John (12A) 2.45, 5.30, 8.15 The Ghost (15) 2.00, 5.00, 8.00 How To Train Your Dragon 3D (PG) 1.15, 3.30 The Infidel (15) 2.45, 8.30 It’s a Wonderful Afterlife (12A) 5.45 Kick-Ass (15) 1.00, 3.30, 6.15, 9.00 Nanny McPhee And The Big Bang (U) 2.30 Remember Me (12A) 5.15

WEDNESDAY 21 The Cabinet Of Captian Caligari (U) 9.00 Invictus (12A) 11.00am Psycho (15) 4.00 I Am Love (15) 1.30, 6.00

THURSDAY 22 Psycho (15) 2.15 NT Live: The Habit Of Art 6.45 I Am Love (15) 12.00, 4.15

WEDNESDAY 21

The Railway Children (U) 11.00 (Kids’ Club) The Ghost (15) 4.00, 9.00 Dogtooth (Kynodontas) (18) 1.30, 6.30

Alice In Wonderland 3D (PG) 2.10, 5.30, 8.20 Cemetery Junction (15) 12.30, 2.50, 5.10, 7.30, 9.50 Clash Of The Titans 3D (12A) 1.00, 3.30, 6.00, 7.10, 8.30, 9.40 Date Night (15) 1.00, 3.00, 5.00, 7.00, 9.00 Dear John (12A) 1.10, 3.40, 6.10, 8.50 The Ghost (15) 2.40, 5.30, 8.20 How To Train Your Dragon 3D (PG) 1.40, 4.00, 6.20 Kick-Ass (15) 1.30, 6.40, 9.20 Nanny McPhee And The Big Bang (U) 4.10 Whip It! (12A) 12.10

THURSDAY 22

SUNDAY 25

THURSDAY 22

Alice In Wonderland 3D (PG) 8.30 Cemetery Junction (15) 11.45, 2.00, 4.15, 6.30, 8.45 Clash Of The Titans 3D (12A) 1.30, 4.15, 6.45, 9.15 Date Night (15) 1.30, 3.30, 5.30, 7.30, 9.30 Dear John (12A) 2.45, 5.30, 8.15 The Ghost (15) 2.00, 5.00, 8.00 How To Train Your Dragon 3D (PG) 1.15, 3.30 The Infidel (15) 2.45, 8.30 It’s a Wonderful Afterlife (12A) 5.45 Kick-Ass (15) 1.00, 3.30, 6.15, 9.00 Nanny McPhee And The Big Bang (U) 2.30 Nowhere Boy (15) 10.30am Remember Me (12A) 5.15

Duck Baker: The Roots And Braches Of American Music 8.30

Alice In Wonderland 3D (PG) 2.10, 5.30, 8.20 Cemetery Junction (15) 12.30, 2.50, 5.10, 7.30, 9.50 Clash Of The Titans 3D (12A) 1.00, 3.30, 6.00, 7.10, 8.30, 9.40 Date Night (15) 1.00, 3.00, 5.00, 7.00, 9.00 Dear John (12A) 1.10, 3.40, 6.10, 8.50 The Ghost (15) 2.40, 5.30, 8.20 How To Train Your Dragon 3D (PG) 1.40, 4.00, 6.20 Kick-Ass (15) 1.30, 6.40, 9.20 Nanny McPhee And The Big Bang (U) 4.10 Whip It! (12A) 12.10

FRIDAY 23 The Ghost (15) 4.00, 9.00 Dogtooth (Kynodontas) (18) 1.30, 6.30 Shutter Island (15) 11.30pm

SATURDAY 24

MONDAY 26 The Ghost (15) 4.00, 9.00 Dogtooth (Kynodontas) (18) 1.30, 6.30

Clash Of The Titans

Films showing Friday 23–Monday 26

Films showing Friday 23–Monday 26

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Check with cinema to confirm film showings and times

WEDNESDAY 21 The Blind Side (15) 7.30 Clash Of The Titans (12A) 5.00 Kick-Ass (15) 8.00

THURSDAY 22 The Blind Side (15) 4.30, 7.30 Clash Of The Titans (12A) 5.00 Kick-Ass (15) 8.00

FRIDAY 23 TBC

SATURDAY 24 Astro Boy (PG) 10.15am Short Film Collection: Animation And Experimentation 2.00 Short Film Collection: Comedy/Drama And Documentary 4.30 Short Film Collection: Drama 7.00

SUNDAY 25 Feature drama film: Release 9.00

MONDAY 26 The Godfather (15) 2.00 Feature documentary: Harbortown Bobber 7.00 Feature documentary: Chopin’s Dentist 9.00 Short documentary: Where The Arun Meets The Sea TBC

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TUESDAY 20 LEGENDS Wine On Tuesdays. Soak up work blues with BOGOHP on vino! > 11pm–5am, free MARLBOROUGH Bingo’s Not A Dirty Word. With Kath. Winner takes the pot, job done! > 8pm, £1 QUEEN’S ARMS Skint. Unlimited drinks for £10! Plus DJ and karaoke. > 12pm–3am, free R BAR Twisted Karaoke. > 12pm–2am, free REVENGE Big Boogaloo Ball. Perfect pop party and delicious stage debauchery with cabaret duo Boogaloo Stu and Dolly Rocket. > 11pm, £2 THE BASEMENT Scene Queen. DJ Li’l Alex spins the soundtrack. All welcome! > 11pm–4am, free

HANNAH BRACKENBURY

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rightonian songstress Hannah Brackenbury has been described as Victoria Wood and Tim Minchin’s lesbian love child.

She’s more than that. She’s Hannah, and her songs are both bloody funny and beautifully touching.

Her first album, Postcard From Brighton, is full to the brim with humour and sharply enchanting lyrics. Her funny bone is so universal that rumour has it the opening track on the album Tomorrow is currently spreading across schoolyards in the Midlands as a viral ringtone. It’s rather rude about bosses who don’t deliver on initial employment promises. Rather apt considering the promises being made for a rather large job in a couple of weeks time.

Other subjects skipped through include furtive liaisons, car boot sales and not being cool. Hannah is cool, despite what she says.

She’s been a straight-up musician for a number of years, leaving her with a commanding stage presence and a strong voice –and also making sure she knows exactly what to do in those gaps between carefully crafted songs.

When you go along to Hannah’s music-based comedy set, not only

do you know you’re in safe hands entertainment-wise, but you also get that tingly feeling on the back of your neck that you’re catching her before the big time takes over.

Catch her at this intimate venue while you can, buy a CD and get her to sign it for you on your way out.

Then sing your favourite Hannah songs with your mates all the way home. Quintessentially Brighton, and aren’t we the richer for it?

Thursday 22 April, 9pm, Marlborough Little Theatre, £4/3 follow me on twitter

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Upstairs At Three And Ten, 8pm, £5

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WEDNESDAY 21 The Maydays Double bill with special guests joining the improvisation troupe.

Cella (at Sanctuary Cafe), 8pm, £7/5

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THURSDAY 22 Get Up/Stand Up An evening of raising money and awareness for Cancer Research UK. Acts include local favourites Paul Diello and Maureen Younger.

Latest Musicbar, 8pm, £5/4

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Hannah Brackbury See highlight.

Marlborough Little Theatre, 9pm, £4/3

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Rosie Wilby: The Science Of Sex What makes us gay or straight? Why are we attracted to one person and not another? What is the scientific origin of kissing? Do aphrodisiacs work? Rosie finds out. Plus a set from guest Julie Jepson.

Komedia, 8pm, £6/5

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FRIDAY 23 Krater Comedy Club Award-winning comedy every Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Eat, drink, watch and laugh as three top stand-ups and one of the best MCs on the comedy circuit entertain you. Featuring Paul Sinha, Rob Deering and more!

MC Stephen Grant Komedia, 7.30pm, £14.50/10

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Rabbit In The Headlights A hand-picked assembly of new and rising stand-ups take to the stage in this popular new-act night.

Upstairs At Three And Ten, 8pm, £6/5

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Screaming Blue Murder Comedy Club More brilliant comedy in Eastbourne from top notch comics John Gordillo, Ninia Benjamin and Paul Pirie. Compered by Michael Legge.

Winter Gardens, 9pm, £9

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SATURDAY 24 Krater Comedy Club See Friday.

> Komedia, 7pm, £17.50; 10.30pm, £15 Laughing Horse Comedy Stand-up comedy from Kevin Dewsbury, Liz Carr, Adam Tempest, Sam Furniss, and Rue Barrett. With resident compere Sajeela Kershi.

The Quadrant, 8.30pm, £6/5

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Off The Cuff Never seen improvised comedy before? This Brighton-based improv group are the people to see! No scripts, just an evening of hilarity based on audience suggestions.

Upstairs At Three And Ten, 9pm, £7/5

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SUNDAY 25 Krater Comedy Club See Friday.

Komedia, 8pm, £11/6

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The Maydays: Tonight’s Top Story Award-winning masters of improv comedy The Maydays and their ingenious musician present their critically acclaimed show Tonight's Top Story from the day’s paper.

Komedia, 8.30pm, £8/6

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WEDNESDAY 21 AMSTERDAM Total Request Karaoke. > 8pm, free LEGENDS Gabbi’s Games. Gabbi’s madcap party night from 9pm. > 11am–5am, free MARLBOROUGH Open Mic Night. > 8.30pm, free QUEEN’S ARMS The All New Q Factor. 12 finalists, four mentors/judges, one winner. Who’s got the Q factor?! > 9pm, free R-BAR Midweek Mash Up. DJ Beast playing her finest mash-ups from electro pop to darker shades of electric vibes! > 12pm–2am REVENGE Death To Disco. Midweek bash to meet your indie electro pop and alternative beats needs. > 10.30pm, £2 THE BASEMENT Gabbi’s Dirty Handbag. Dirty handbag and house tunes. > 11pm–4am, free

THURSDAY 22 CHARLES STREET BAR Mad Cow XXL: My Cow Is On Fire. > 8pm–3am, £1 (goes to charity) CHARLES STREET CLUB Get Some. A deck loaded with the scene’s hottest 3some. > 10pm, £1 LEGENDS Coreaoke with Tammy Twinkle. > 11am–5am, free QUEEN’S ARMS Skint. (see Tues) > 12pm–12am R-BAR Pre-Girls on Top Party. Dulcie Danger sets the mood from 9.30pm. > 12pm–2am, free REVENGE Girls On Top Vs ER. If pop isn't your remedy maybe Emergency Room is your cure! > 10.30pm, £4/free THE BASEMENT DLite. Regular guest DJs lay down commercial house tracks. > 11pm–4am, free

FRIDAY 23 BULLDOG DJ Marcia + Guy’s Karaoke.

Spinning a non-stop club mix! > 10pm–2am, free CHARLES STREET BAR Candyfloss. Bubblegum tunes and sweet camp pop.> Bar open 11am, free DOCTOR BRIGHTONS Flauncy Friday.

Dance and house. > 9.30pm–2am, free HEIST Brighter Days. Upfront and deep, soulful, funky and jackin’ house! > 9pm–2am, free LEGENDS Pre-Celebration. Pure pop. > 7pm, free MARLBOROUGH BAR & THEATRE Q&A. Indie, electro, soul, punk, and the classics. > 5pm, free QUEEN’S ARMS Camp Attack + Karaoke.

Definitive handbag tunes. > 9pm, free R-BAR Tops & Bottoms. DJ Smiffy brings Girls On Top tunes to R-Bar. > 12pm–7am, free REVENGE Lollipop Gleeks Vs Peachy. Pop ’n’ dance mish mash just got gleekier > 10pm–4am, £5/free THE BASEMENT Celebration with Dolly Rocket.

Girly pop and handbag tracks. > 11pm–4am, free

SATURDAY 24 AMSTERDAM Boutique Lounge. DJ Hollie spins fabulous soulful house sessions. > 9pm, free BAR 211 Pride’s 18th 'Bright & Beautiful' Birthday Party > 8pm, £10 CHARLES STREET BAR Fierce. Tantalising cocktails, reasonable prices and the best funky house and commercial tunes! > 9pm–3am, free

>highlight SUNDAY SUNDAE SEASON OPENING PARTY Brighton’s definitive Sunday social makes an overdue return for the spanking new holiday season.

This sunshine-infused bash is so good they named it twice... sort of! But there’s no time for grammar. Sink your pearly whites into some free BBQ nosh, get flirty alfresco with the sexiest crowds on the glamorous terrace. Or get filthy to some house heritage, laid back beach vibes, disco tinged classic dance, upfront funkiness and a touch of that funky vocal electro filth! How do you take your sundae?

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LEGENDS Pre-Ignition. Ignition DJ sounds from 7pm plus bar and terrace open all day. > 7pm, free MARLBOROUGH BAR AND THEATRE Cherry Pop. Cheesy upbeat classics! > 8pm, free QUEEN’S ARMS Cabaret: Miss Rose Garden + Karaoke. > 12pm–12am, free R-BAR Kinky Classics. A pre-clubbing crowd get ready for Kinky Dangerous. > Bar open 12pm–7am, free REVENGE Kinky Dangerous. Four DJs, two floors of funky house, electro and pop equals 6.5 hours of frolics. > 10.30pm, £7/3 THE BASEMENT Ignition. With the funky house and chart remix sounds of DJ Peter Castle. > 11pm–4am, free THE PV AT THE JURYS OUT Brunch & Booty Call. DJ Rascal spins eclectic tracks to keep the party jackin’ from 8.30pm. > 12pm–2am, free THE ZONE Sally Vate Rules Brittania. > 9.30pm

SUNDAY 25 AMSTERDAM Sunday Lunch + Connie's Karaoke. > 12pm–1am, free AUDIO Sunday Sundae Season Opening Party. > 6pm, £2 DOCTOR BRIGHTONS Recovery Room + Electro Therapy. Funky and dirty electro house. > 8pm LEGENDS Sunday Cabaret & Chill Out Bar. > 3.15pm, free MARLBOROUGH BAR AND THEATRE Sunday Roast + Acoustic Sessions. > 12pm, free QUEEN’S ARMS Cabaret: Kitty Litter + Betty’s Karaoke. > 12pm, free R-BAR Sublime Sundays + Barmy Bingo. Relaxing acoustic sessions at 5pm followed by Miss Jason's barmy Bingo! > 12pm-2am, free THE BASEMENT Fever. Disco and pop remixes. > 11pm–4am, free

MONDAY 26 CHARLES STREET CLUB Studio 150. DJs Luke and Ali spin party tracks spanning four decades.

10pm–2am, £1.50 LEGENDS DWNN Monday Gangbang. A night filled with song, sketches and chat. 11am–5am, free QUEENS ARMS Tammy Twinkle's Cabaret Karaoke Show. 8pm–1am, free THE BASEMENT Chic. Decades of delicious disco anthems. 11pm–4am, free

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L7 Under review Read more reviews of local shows online at www.thelatest.co.uk CANDI STATON

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Not many people would feel confident in following the force of nature voice of support act Phantom Limb’s Yolanda Quartey but when you possess one of the great soul voices and your first song is ‘Nights On Broadway’, it’s a different story.

Looking stunning and sounding amazing for a woman approaching 70, Candi wisely stuck to the hits, which came thick and fast. Mick Talbot and the horn section faithfully recreated the Muscle Shoals sound that gave Candi her early successes and she even included the rarely heard stomper ‘The Upper Hand’.

‘Young Hearts’ and ‘You Got The Love’ completed a classic soul night.

Concorde 2, 9 April JJJJJ Steve Clements

It may be filled with some of Rodgers and Hammerstein’s best and prettiest tunes, but beneath the gingham is a bitter tale. Productions either do it pretty or do it dark but here we had a good balance of the two with excellent choreography, fine dancing and great voices. That is, when the sound balance was right – too often it was just a little too loud, losing the subtleties of the score. Full marks though for clarity of diction. Marti Webb was good but her lovely voice underused in the role. Mark Evans made a good Curly with a strong voice and acting skills.

Gemma Sutton was a sassy and sweet-voiced Laurey. Pete Gallagher’s Judd Fry was both sinister and sad. All in all a balanced and impressive production.

Theatre Royal, 13 April JJJJJ Andrew Kay

BEDROOM BOND Damien Barr greeted us at the door to the Carousel penthouse suite in the most splendid pyjamas, and with an air of suave nonchalance resonant of Bond himself. Which was fitting, as Barr has taken up the mantle of ‘reader in residence’ in the opulent surroundings of MyHotel, starting with this year’s City Read, Ian Fleming’s From Russia With Love.

Damien read his intimate audience of four carefully selected extracts from the book while we enjoyed a vodka martini made by the suite’s cocktail barman. Discussing the themes and styles of the novel along the way, Damien drew us in like an alcoholfuelled interactive Jackanory. Lush.

MyHotel, 8 April (continues 22 & 29 April, 6pm, 7pm, 8pm 9pm, 10pm & 11pm) JJJJJ Victoria Nangle

THE MISERABLE RICH West Hill Hall was the perfect location to launch the latest album from what many believe are Brighton’s finest band. The whole of Of Flight And Fury was performed in sequence, ‘Pegasus’ beginning gently and building into a thrilling climax, while ‘Chestnut Sunday’ offered driving percussion and swirling strings. Next the single, ‘Somerhill’, could easily soundtrack a Mike Leigh film. Events proceeded with macabre fairy tales and a cat’s lament told with James De Malplaquet’s impeccable falsetto tone over pizzicato cello and violin.

The epic ‘Oliver’ was thrilling and ‘Let Me Fade’ (the great animation video was shown earlier) was painfully beautiful. This album already sounds like a British classic.

West Hill Hall, 10 April JJJJJ Steve Clements

ARE YOU SITTING COMFORTABLY? Down, down we went into the basement-like warren hole to a fairylike, candle-lit setting of kitsch tea tables decorated with cupcakes, sweets and biccies – all to nibble on as we gathered around the storyteller’s velvet throne. Nine short stories from the pens and imaginations of local writers (and performers) were then read aloud by the three sparkly performers – Bernadette Russell, Gareth Brierly and Jules Craig – who breathed bubbling life into this genre. A perfect venue, twinkly décor, charming storytellers and engaging tales made for an enchanting evening.

The Basement, 14 April JJJJJ Monica Perdoni

THICK DESCRIPTION/10 WAYS TO DIE ON STAGE If expressionism is your thing then this double-bill would have ticked all the imaginative boxes. Emma Bennett flawlessly delivered 25 minutes of abstract musings from her roll of paper, pausing only for the delivery of a Christmas tree!

Pointedly annunciated colour nouns pieced together neatly, surreal images with a happy splash of absurdity. The endearing Ed Rapley also focused acutely on performance details, from the set props to wry observations of how things can go very wrong on stage.

He brought anecdotes starkly to life via a paddling pool, stepladder and balloons (front-seaters should have brought a brolly). Both performances: A star.

The Basement, 30 March JJJJJ Monica Perdoni

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PLAYTIME DIVERSITY Brighton Centre 15 April JJJJJ

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iversity’s first tour since winning Britains Got Talent in May 2009 was billed as Diversitoys. This was Diversity and friends with a Toy Story theme. Of course, all the set piece dance pieces were there, just as polished, professional and spectacular as expected.

Diversity are not just talented, disciplined and cleverly choreographed, there is an energy and wit which makes them a joy to watch. A Michael Jackson tribute set was a nice touch, and touching too – a reminder of the strength of Jackson’s influence as a dancer as well as a singer.

The Toy Story-inspired narrative neatly brought in the special guests although, to be honest, most of these were surplus to requirements and, at times, slightly distracting – with the huge exception of fellow star Aidan Davis as Bionic Boy (“I’m NOT a toy, I’m a REAL boy, I can DANCE”). Which he proved.

A massive star of the show, however, was the outstanding computer graphics, which were

slick, clever, and fully integrated into the action. The sound was also fantastic.

The lighting was the one area which could have been slicker.

Lighting for dance troupes in big venues is notoriously difficult, particularly with so much going on all over the stage, and lighting focus can be hard to achieve. Though when strobe and spotlights were used to full effect, it was sensational.

Ashley Banjo deserves full credit for the stunning choreography and the precision timing shows commitment and attention to detail which, matched by exuberance and energy, is a winning formula.

All that is missing is some really confident direction to match the choreography. I would love to see them take inspiration from Stomp, who have proved there is a massive worldwide audience for energetic, spectacular dance, with great production values but without the extra guests and distractions.

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820 – 26 APRIL8

Telly Talk

On Your Marks Tony Marks is gunning for Albion boss Gus Poyet

With Victoria Nangle

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Spring pickings

ife is certainly never boring when you’re an Albion fan. I have to admit, like many Seagulls supporters, that I was hugely disappointed when we learned of the rift between striker Nicky Forster and the club. Fozzy wanted a contract extension, but Gus Poyet wasn’t prepared to talk about player’s futures until his team had secured theirs in League One. The striker griped to Sky Sports News about it, and was promptly left out of the team until he explained himself.

It wasn’t an unreasonable stance... but this was surely an exceptional circumstance. Forster was our top scorer, and his goals had earned us 11 points at a time where we were just one place above the relegation zone.

However, Poyet refused to back down, and put Glenn Murray in the lone striker position in his 4-5-1 formation. Fozzy eventually cleared the air with Gus, but by this time he couldn’t force his way back into the side with Albion on a run of eight games on the road undefeated and three previously rare Withdean wins.

“Get Gus on a longer, improved and – most importantly – tighter contract” So with the Seagulls soaring to the dizzy heights of mid-table, Forster was granted a loan move to Charlton, and it seems unlikely that he’ll ever return.

Now we have Glenn Murray clearly relishing his freedom up-front, and Gus is telling us that bigger clubs will be vying for the former Rochdale player’s signature this summer with Leeds, QPR and Burnley all rumoured to be interested.

Well I can safely say that there is only one man that I am desperate for the club to keep hold of, and that is the boss himself, Gus Poyet. His handling of the Nicky Forster situation was spot on. A lot of us Albion supporters may not have liked it, and probably didn’t have enough confidence in the side to believe we could afford to leave him out (after all, we had spent most of the season in the bottom six), but Poyet would not waver, and proved why we needed to keep faith in him.

With the help of his number two, Mauricio Tarrico, he’s tightened up a leaky defence, has the side playing some wonderful attacking football and most importantly, they’ve started winning games... and he’s doing it his way. A top half finish is looking like a real possibility this year but the chairman, Tony Bloom, is saying that he wants automatic promotion next season!

Well, I’ll tell you what Mr Bloom, get Gus on a longer, improved and – most importantly – tighter contract (his current deal runs out in the summer of 2011), and he could very well make your dream of moving to Falmer as a Championship club a reality. But beware, because if the big clubs have noticed how well Glenn Murray is doing, you can bet your bottom, pokerearned, dollar that they’ve noticed how well Gus Poyet is doing.

Catch Tony Marks on Sport Saturday every weekend from 2pm, and weeknights from 7pm for the New Music Show on Brighton’s Juice 107.2

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pring has sprung. I know this because the new Doctor Who series has started. Never mind the daffodils and cheeky if infrequent sunshine – the spring telly season has begun to roll out, teasing us with joys to come and testing our credulity as to whether commissioning editors know that an envelope can be used for anything other than pushing.

Obviously there’s likely to be a BBC period drama on the horizon, but Channel 4 – self-styled home of innovation and leftfield – has already announced it’s offerings, and they’re a bit of a mixed bag.

The main thing to remember is that this is C4’s last ever EVER Big Brother. If they stick with tradition that means it’ll start next month with a new batch of deluded wannabe TV presenters and Lady GaGa-outfitted hopeful WAGs. Too mean? Prove me wrong when they step out of their massive stretched limos on launch night. If someone had pitched the idea to me 20 years ago I’d’ve thought it was a hoax.

Much like my initial response to Plane Crash (working title). In line with the ‘simplistic 21st century title’ genre, this doe exactly what it says on the tin – two experienced pilots on a passenger jet, flying it out over an empty desert, setting it on a course to crash land, then parachuting out of the plane. Not a joke. All that’s left in the plane are cameras, crash test dummies and scientific instruments. Just in case you really needed to know exactly what happens when a plane goes down in time for your summer holidays. Still, this kind of viewing might prove to be a real boon to the British seaside holiday industry.

Other delights include the return of proven successful formats, some picking up new twists such as Heston’s Feasts (Heston Blumenthal following up on his

historical feasts of indulgence with literary-themed over-scoffing) and Facejacker. The latter is the next step from Fonejacker and already seen in a sneak preview at Channel 4’s Comedy Gala a couple of weeks ago. Going by that it looks a little bit creepy, but let’s see how it pans out over an entire series.

“In Plane Crash, two experienced pilots fly over an empty desert on a course to crash land” It’s a bit of an odd job, being a commissioning editor, and if these are the programmes that got through, imagine the zaniness of the one’s still on some hopeful producer’s backburner. For every single Louis Theroux there’s got to be a thousand cringe-worthy investigations into the so-called swinging scene in Milton Keyes. I’m just glad to be able to benefit from the discerning nose of C4’s lot.

I take it back. They do have other uses for envelopes. Thank goodness for rejection slips.

Facejacker starts on Thursday 22 April on Channel 4. follow me on twitter

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tuesday 20 The Graham Norton Show BBC1, 11.40pm He’s back, chatty old Norton and his anarchic talk show. Be prepared to expect the unexpected. Among Graham’s guests are TV’s favourite call-girl Billie Piper, chart-topping band Scouting For Girls and Miss Toni Collette, star of Muriel’s Wedding and The Sixth Sense. You’re terrible, Graham.

The Delicious Miss Dahl BBC2, 8.30pm Sophie suggests an escapist weekend, drawing inspiration from her foreign travels. Friday night ends with a soothing New England-style clam chowder with thyme crunchy breadcrumbs, while Saturday’s saucy Mexicanstyle brunch is quesadilla, guacamole and lime sour cream.

Arriba! Arriba! Dee-licious!

True Stories: The Dancing Boys Of Afghanistan More4, 10pm An investigation into the Afghan tradition of bacha bazi, or ‘boy play’, which exploits povertystricken children by training them to sing and dance for exwarlords and businessmen but also subjects them to abuse.

Throwing light on a subject that nobody wants to discuss.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Food Fighters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 To Buy Or Not To Buy 11.30 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Escape To The Country 3.00 BBC News 3.05 Grandpa In My Pocket 3.15 Gigglebiz 3.30 Leon 3.35 Jakers: The Adventures Of Piggley Winks 3.55 Shaun The Sheep 4.05 Natural Born Hunters 4.35 Blue Peter 5.00 Newsround 5.15 The Weakest Link

6.00am - 8.30 Children’s television 8.30 Timmy Time 8.40 Chuggington 8.50 Louie 9.00 Charlie And Lola 9.15 Postman Pat: SDS 9.30 LazyTown 9.55 Garth And Bev 10.10 Waybuloo 10.30 In The Night Garden 11.00 Nature’s Calendar 11.30 The Daily Politics Election Special 12.30pm Working Lunch 1.00 World Championship Snooker 2.15 The Daily Politics Election Debate 3.00 World Championship Snooker 5.55 Party Election Broadcast By The Liberal Democrats

6.00 BBC News At Six .

6.30 South East Today 6.55 Party Election Broadcast

By The Liberal Democrats A party election broadcast by the Lib Dems 7.00 The One Show Topical reports and features from around the UK. 7.30 EastEnders Shirley and Phil take matters in to their own hands to deal with Tasha’s dad. Like the Krays on acid.

8.00 Holby City Michael loses his autonomy as Director of Surgery.

Careless Michael.

9.00 Traffic Cops When a man is spotted on his mobile phone by the traffic cops, he refuses to pull over and instead leads them on a hairraising pursuit through the backstreets of Swansea.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Party Election Broadcast By The Christian Party A party election broadcast by the Christian Party.

10.50 Olympic Dreams This film follows athletes in three sports – rowing, weightlifting and synchronised swimming – who are training to be the best for the one moment that could change their lives.

11.40 The Graham Norton Show See highlights 12.25am Weatherview Detailed weather forecast. 12.30 Sign Zone 1.00 Sign Zone: Priceless Antiques Roadshow 1.30 Sign Zone

6.00 Eggheads Brain boxes wanting to win against other brain boxes.

6.30 Great British Menu The chefs – Daniel Clifford, Richard Bainbridge and Will Holland – are all out to impress with their fish dishes: crab in barley soup with smoked oyster, hay baked rainbow trout and beetroot cured sea trout. What was wrong with the trout? Glad it’s cured now.

7.00 World Championship Snooker Live coverage of Steve Davis’ match against Mark King is introduced from Sheffield.

8.00 Grow Your Own Drugs James Wong offers three sinusitis sufferers some relief with a fragrant eucalyptus rub that takes just moments to make. And breathe.

8.30 The Delicious Miss Dahl See highlights 9.00 Great Ormond Street What happens when parents and older children are unwilling to accept doctors’ advice?

10.00 Later Live... With Jools Holland Kate Nash joins Jools.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis.

11.20 Party Election Broadcast By The Christian Party A party election broadcast by the Christian Party.

11.25 Mad Men Drama series 12.15am World Championship Snooker Highlights Snooker action 1.05 World Championship Snooker 3.05 BBC News 4.00 GCSE Bitesize

ITV1

6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 60 Minute Makeover 3.00 Daily Cooks Challenge 4.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 5.00 Divided

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.25 Party Election Broadcast

By The Liberal Democrats 6.30 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Natasha tries to find an investor to help ease her financial worries.

7.30 Children’s Hospital The hospital’s A&E department deals with a painful splinter, a lodged earring and a broken arm. Ouchies.

8.00 Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? Celebrity Lesley Joseph and Linda Robson play for Age UK and Children with Leukaemia.

Then Emma Forbes attempts to raise cash for Wellbeing of Women, and Andi Peters answers questions for The Prostate Cancer Charity.

9.00 The Bill: Paying The Price Lots of shenenigans from the longrunning plods.

10.00 ITV News At Ten & Weather 10.30 Party Election Broadcast

By The Christian Party 10.35 Campaign 2010 With Jonathan Dimbleby Discussion programme.

11.35 River Monsters Jeremy Wade goes on the hunt for killer catfish. Big saucers of milk for that one.

12.30am Guinness Premiership Rugby Craig Doyle and Martin Bayfield present all the action from round 20 of the Guinness Rugby Premiership. 1.20 Loose Women 2.10 The Jeremy Kyle Show

Channel 4

6.00am The Treacle People 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Freshly Squeezed 7.25 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.20 Frasier 8.50 Frasier 9.20 Coach Trip 9.50 Deal Or No Deal 10.35 Will And Grace 11.05 Wife Swap USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 The TV Book Club 12.30 Proud Parents 12.40 Ruth Watson’s Hotel Rescue 1.40 FILM: The Desert Fox (1951) 3.25 Countdown 4.10 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Coach Trip 5.30 Come Dine With Me Extra Portions 6.00 The Simpsons Lisa shows signs of stress when she is forced to share a room with Bart. Really?

6.30 Hollyoaks Charlotte is smitten after spending the night with Laura, but her new crush doesn’t call her back. Oh dear, unrequited love.

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 Party Election Broadcast 8.00 Supersize Vs Superskinny Junk food addict Andy Stain, who weighs almost 25 stone, and slim working mum Hannah Ames, who is ‘too busy to eat’, get dietary advice from the experts.

9.00 Heston’s Titanic Feast Heston prepares an Edwardian feast worthy of being served on the ill-fated RMS Titanic.

10.00 Shameless Kelly takes guardianship of her teenage halfsister Tonya, who is homeless and needs to get her baby boy out of care.

11.05 Party Election Broadcast A party election broadcast.

11.10 The Good Wife Alicia represents a doctor accused of supplying drugs to a school football star who died.

12.10am Betfair World Series Of Poker Action from the World Series of Poker. Just 18 players remain in the tournament. 1.10 KOTV Boxing 1.35 Road To The 2010 FIFA World Cup 2.05 World Sport 2.30 Mobil 1 The Grid 3.00 Cooper Tires British F3 5.35 Yo Gabba Gabba

Five

Sky Sports 1

6.00am – 8.25 Children’s television Thomas & Friends 8.35 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.50 Castle Farm 8.55 The WotWots 9.05 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 9.15 The Wright Stuff 10.45 Trisha Goddard 11.45 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.40pm Five News 12.45 Brighton Beach Patrol 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.45 The Family Recipe 2.50 I Own Britain’s Best Home: Flying Visit 3.05 FILM: Relative Stranger (2009) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away A guilty Elijah offers to take VJ and Leah on a road trip to Vinnie’s grave. Xavier and Gina bond over a discussion about life after Hugo.

6.25 Live From Studio Five Magazine show.

7.25 Party Election Broadcast On Behalf Of The Liberal Democrats 7.30 Chinese Food In Minutes Ching cooks a traditional Taiwanese chicken recipe, soy-steamed cod with special egg-fried rice and steamed chicken with sour and spicy dressing.

7.55 Party Election Broadcast On Behalf Of The Christian Party A party election broadcast on behalf of the Christian Party ahead of the general election on 6 May. 8.00 Cowboy Builders Melinda and Dom head to Bolton to meet a family that has endured 18 months of misery at the hands of a cowboy builder.

9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Drama series about a team of forensic investigators in Las Vegas.

10.00 CSI: Miami Calleigh slips into a coma after inhaling smoke at a house fire.

11.00 CSI: NY New York-based spinoff of the crime drama series.

12.00am The FBI Files Documentary series.

1.00 SuperCasino 4.05 House Doctor 4.30 House Doctor 4.55 Animal Rescue Squad 5.35 Home And Away

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Netbusters 9.30 Football League: Championship 11.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 12.00pm SPL Round-Up 12.30 Netbusters 1.00 Football League: Championship 2.30 Soccer AM 3.30 SPL Round-Up 4.00 Football League: Championship 5.30 Netbusters 6.00 Revista De La Liga 7.00 Football Asia 7.30 Gillette Soccer Special 10.00 Revista De La Liga 11.00 Football Asia 11.30 Asian Tour Golf Show 12.00am Revista De La Liga 1.00 Football: UEFA Champions League 2.00 Football Asia 2.30 Revista De La Liga 3.30 Football: UEFA Champions League 4.30 Football Asia 5.00 Revista De La Liga

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Urban Ride 7.00 WWE: Afterburn 8.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 9.00 Urban Ride 9.30 European Tour Golf 10.30 PGA Tour Golf 11.30 Shell’s Wonderful World Of Golf 1.00pm PGA Tour Classic 2.00 NASCAR 3.00 Elite League Speedway 5.00 Red Bull Air Race 6.00 Sports Unlimited 7.00 LIVE Football: UEFA Champions League 10.00 Red Bull Air Race 11.00 Football: UEFA Champions League 12.00am Max Power 1.00 Sports Unlimited 2.00 Red Bull Air Race 3.00 Close

Sky Sports 3 7.00am Elite League Speedway 9.00 International Bowls 11.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Elite League Speedway 2.00 Urban Ride 2.30 Wild Spirits 3.00 International Bowls 5.00 WWE: Smackdown 7.00 Red Bull Air Race 8.00 World Cup Of Pool 9.00 Asian Tour Golf Show 9.30 Rallyzone 10.00 Poker 11.30 International Bowls 1.30am Rallyzone 2.00 Asian Tour Golf Show 2.30 World Cup Of Pool 3.00 Close

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Living

1.00pm Real A & E 1.30 Cold Case 2.30 Angela And Friends 3.30 Project Runway 4.30 Wedding SOS 5.00 Malcolm In The Middle 5.30 Futurama 6.00 Oops TV 7.00 The Simpsons (x2) 8.00 Stargate Universe 9.00 UK Border Force 10.00 Ross Kemp: Battle For The Amazon 11.00 Lost 12.00am Stargate Universe

7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes 7.10 Wallace And Gromit: A Grand Day Out 7.35 FILM: Shrek 2 (2004) 9.00 Blood, Sweat And Luxuries 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Can I Get High Legally? 11.30 Family Guy (x2) 12.15am Blood, Sweat And Luxuries 1.15 The World’s Most Dangerous Place For Women

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Ian Hislop’s Changing Of The Bard 8.30 The Beauty Of Maps 9.00 Small Island 10.30 Tales From The Front Room 11.30 The Beauty Of Maps 12.00am A Man From The Sun 1.00 TV’s Black Pioneers 1.30 Tales From The Front Room 2.30 Ian Hislop’s Changing Of The Bard 5.30 Close

12.00pm Coronation Street (x2) 1.00 Emmerdale 1.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.40 Loose Women 4.40 Judge Judy (x3) 6.00 American Idol: Results 7.00 The Whole 19 Yards 8.00 Will Mellor’s Parent Trip 9.00 The Vampire Diaries 10.00 FILM: Ocean’s Twelve (2004) 12.25am FILM: Miami Vice (2006)

12.50pm Heartbeat 2.00 Born And Bred 3.00 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman 4.05 The Darling Buds Of May 5.05 George And Mildred 5.40 Heartbeat 6.50 Born And Bred 7.50 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 Wycliffe 10.00 Blue Murder 11.40 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 12.50am Henry VIII 2.35 On The Buses

12.10pm Smallville 1.05 Scrubs (x2) 2.05 Friends 2.35 Hollyoaks 3.05 Gilmore Girls 4.00 Veronica Mars 5.00 Friends (x2) 6.00 Scrubs (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 My Name Is Earl 8.00 Friends (x2) 9.00 90210 10.00 Jo Frost: Extreme Parental Guidance 11.00 Shameless 12.10am My Name Is Earl 12.40 Scrubs

5.35 Relocation, Relocation 6.35 Deal Or No Deal 7.25 Grand Designs Revisited 8.30 The Daily Show 9.00 One Born Every Minute 10.00 True Stories: The Dancing Boys Of Afghanistan See highlights 11.15 True Stories: Afghan Star 1.10am One Born Every Minute 2.10 True Stories

12.00pm 60 Minute Makeover 1.00 Britain’s Next Top Model 2.00 Four Weddings 2.30 Passport Patrol 3.00 Ghost Whisperer 4.00 Charmed (x2) 6.00 America’s Next Top Model 7.00 Ghost Whisperer 8.00 Four Weddings 9.00 Cougar Town (x2) 10.00 Drop Dead Diva 11.00 Criminal Minds 12.00am CSI

G.O.L.D.

Comedy Central

Discovery

Sci Fi

Sky Movies

Sky Movies

Film4

TCM

12.00pm Mythbusters (x2) 2.00 Elite Forces 3.00 The First World War 4.00 Time Team 5.00 Extreme Engineering 6.00 Swords: Life On The Line 7.00 Deadliest Catch-Up 9.00 Deadliest Catch 10.00 Alaska: Surviving The Last Frontier 11.00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 12.00am The FBI Files (x2)

11.00am Quantum Leap 12.00pm Buffy The Vampire Slayer 1.00 Angel (x3) 4.00 FILM: Solar Destruction (2008) 5.40 Buffy The Vampire Slayer 6.40 FILM: The Land That Time Forgot (2009) 8.20 FILM: Meteor Apocalypse (2010) 10.00 V 11.00 Human Target (x2) 1.00am FILM: Ogre (2008)

12.30pm Funny Face (1957) 2.20 A Place In The Sun (1951) 4.30 Around The World In 80 Days (1956) 7.25 Hell Is For Heroes (1962) 9.00 Modesty Blaise (1966) 11.05 The Movie Geek 11.35 The Pawnbroker (1965) 1.40am The Harder They Fall (1956) 3.40 Hell Is For Heroes (1962)

11.10am Bart Got A Room (2008) 12.40pm Monty Python’s The Meaning Of Life (1983) 2.40 Joan Of Arc (1999) 5.30 Things We Lost In The Fire (2007) 7.30 Mephisto (1981) 10.00 Hurlyburly (1998) 12.10am The Baader Meinhof Complex (2008) 2.45 Breaking The Waves (1996)

11.00am Storm Over The Nile (1955) 1.10pm The Sound Of Fury (1950) 3.00 My Darling Clementine (1946) 4.55 The Black Swan (1942) 6.40 Freedom Writers (2007) 9.00 Fantastic Four: Rise Of The Silver Surfer (2007) 10.45 Cypher (2002) 12.35am Persona (1966) 2.15 Far North (2007) 4.00 Close

11.00am A Rumor Of Angels (1999) 1.00pm Gentlemen Marry Brunettes (1955) 3.00 Look Back In Anger (1958) 5.00 Canadian Bacon (1995) 7.00 Charlie Chan And The Curse Of The Dragon Queen (1981) 9.00 The Handmaid’s Tale (1990) 11.10 Crimes And Misdemeanors (1989) 1.10am The Handmaid’s Tale (1990)

4.20pm As Time Goes By 5.00 Only Fools And Horses 6.40 Last Of The Summer Wine 7.20 Porridge 8.00 The Green Green Grass 8.40 The Thin Blue Line 9.20 Comedy Connections 10.00 Only Fools And Horses 11.10 Men Behaving Badly 11.50 The Smell Of Reeves And Mortimer 12.25am The Two Ronnies

3.00pm Two And A Half Men (x2) 4.00 Scrubs (x2) 5.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (x2) 6.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 7.00 The King Of Queens (x2) 8.00 Scrubs (x2) 9.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 10.00 Scrubs 10.30 30 Rock (x2) 11.30 Sex And The City (x3) 1.05am Two And A Half Men (x2)

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wednesday 21 Three In A Bed Channel 4, 8pm Series in which B&B owners compete to have their establishment crowned the best – with guests paying only what they think their stay was worth. This first programme features B&Bs in Dorset, Blackpool and Skeggy. Good job no one told Basil Fawlty – would’ve been asking for trouble.

Women, Weddings, War And Me BBC3, 10pm Doc following 21-year-old Nel, who has lived in Britain since she was six after her family fled war in Afghanistan, as she returns to the country of her birth. In Kabul, she sees the modern face of the country through her cousin and begins to learn why her family escaped the violent chaos.

Can You Train Your Brain?

A Bang Goes The Theory Special BBC1, 9pm Experiments galore, including extreme engineer Jem attempting to tap into his brain to drive a car with the power of thought alone, and biologist Liz trying to improve the structure of her brain. Ow, brain drain central.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Food Fighters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 To Buy Or Not To Buy 11.30 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Escape To The Country 3.00 BBC News 3.05 Grandpa In My Pocket 3.15 Gigglebiz 3.30 Leon 3.35 Jakers: The Adventures Of Piggley Winks 3.55 Shaun The Sheep 4.05 Dani’s House 4.35 Blue Peter 5.00 Newsround 5.15 The Weakest Link 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 6.55 Party Election Broadcast

By The Labour Party 7.00 The One Show Topical reports and features from around the UK. 7.30 Life Of Riley When Maddy discovers Danny is seeing the school counsellor, her attempt to play therapist causes more problems than it solves. Leave it to Freud eh?

8.00 Waterloo Road Kim argues with Chris when he refuses to accept Michaela on his Advanced University Preparation scheme, and overweight pupil Aiden Keen causes trouble with his bad attitude.

9.00 Can You Train Your Brain?

A Bang Goes The Theory Special See highlights.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Party Election Broadcast

By The Jury Team 10.50 The National Lottery Draws Be in it to win it.

11.00 Damages Acclaimed American legal drama.

11.40 FILM: Devil In A Blue Dress (1995) Mystery drama set in 1948 Los Angeles about an impoverished black ex-serviceman.

1.15am Weatherview 1.20 Sign Zone: Priceless Antiques Roadshow x2 2.50 Sign Zone: Great British Menu 3.20 Sign Zone: Fake Britain 4.05 BBC News

BBC2

6.00am – 8.20 Children’s television 8.20 Shaun The Sheep 8.30 Timmy Time 8.40 Chuggington 8.50 Louie 9.00 Charlie And Lola 9.15 Postman Pat: SDS 9.30 LazyTown 9.55 Garth And Bev 10.10 Waybuloo 10.30 In The Night Garden 11.00 Nature’s Calendar 11.30 The Daily Politics Election Special 12.30pm Working Lunch 1.00 See Hear 1.30 Lifeline 1.40 Coast 1.45 Car Booty 2.15 The Daily Politics Election Debate 3.00 World Championship Snooker 5.55 Party Election Broadcast By The Labour Party 6.00 Eggheads Boffins you’d want on your side.

6.30 Great British Menu Daniel Clifford, Richard Bainbridge and Will Holland square off.

7.00 World Championship Snooker 2002 World Champion Peter Ebdon and 2006 winner Graeme Dott battle it out for a place in the last 16.

8.00 The Edible Garden Planted amidst the majestic kales are the red stems of earthy Swiss chard, and the deep purple foliage of beetroot, all delivering delicious dishes from mid summer right through the winter.

8.30 Cracking Antiques Luxurious country chic style doesn’t come cheap on the high street, but Mark and Kathryn show how to successfully source and spruce up antiques and vintage furniture.

9.00 Monty Halls’ Great Hebridean Escape After a year of city living, marine biologist and professional diver Monty Halls returns to live the good life in the Highlands and Islands of Scotland.

10.00 QI Quiz show where guests get more points for being interesting.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis.

11.20 Party Election Broadcast

By The Jury Team 11.25 World Championship Snooker Highlights Highlights.

12.15am World Championship Snooker Extra Highlights

ITV1

6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 60 Minute Makeover 3.00 Daily Cooks Challenge 4.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 5.00 Divided

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.25 Party Election Broadcast

By The Labour Party 6.30 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Aaron is mortified when Jackson oversteps the mark in the pub. Playing darts, eh?

7.30 UEFA Champions League: Bayern Munich V Lyon After an amazing second-half comeback at Old Trafford to knock out the Premier League champions, Bayern Munich take on Lyon, who have reached the semi-final stage for the first time.

10.00 ITV News At Ten & Weather 10.30 Party Election Broadcast

By Jury Team 10.35 FILM: Red Heat (1988) Action thriller. A dedicated Soviet cop comes to Chicago, where he reluctantly teams up with a foul-mouthed American detective to comb the streets of the Windy City for the Russian drug dealer who killed both their partners.

12.30am Traffic Part two of the series taken from the Oscar-winning movie, set in the murky world of illegal trafficking, where illicit organisations trade drugs, weapons and even human beings.

2.00 Loose Women 2.50 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

Channel 4

6.00am The Treacle People 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Freshly Squeezed 7.25 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.50 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.20 Frasier 8.50 Frasier 9.20 Coach Trip 9.50 Deal Or No Deal 10.35 Will And Grace 11.05 Wife Swap USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 The TV Book Club 12.35 Will And Grace 1.00 3 Minute Wonder: How It Is 1.05 FILM: Warlock (1959) 3.25 Countdown 4.10 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Coach Trip 5.30 Come Dine With Me Extra Portions 6.00 The Simpsons Homer and Bart attempt to deliver a dead trucker’s cargo on schedule.

6.30 Hollyoaks Newt and Rae go for dinner and share a kiss. Couldn’t they afford a starter then?

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 Party Election Broadcast 8.00 Three In A Bed See highlights.

9.00 Jamie Does... Andalucia This time Jamie is in Andalucia, searching for the authentic tastes of Spain. He makes paella for a whole village, cooks rabbit stew with hunters and learns how to cut Serrano ham.

10.00 Desperate Housewives Gabrielle is forced to examine feelings she has suppressed regarding her heritage, and Bree learns that it will be hard to undo the hurt she has caused Orson.

11.00 Party Election Broadcast 11.05 Comedy Lab: Penelope Princess Of Pets The series highlighting new comic talent continues with the story of a young woman who can talk to animals.

11.35 Comedy Lab: Jack Whitehall Secret Census Jack Whitehall tries to find out how honest the people of Britain are.

12.10am Shameless Repeat of Tuesday’s show 1.10 Barclaycard Mercury Prize Sessions 1.25 MUSIC ON 4: 4Play: Marina And The Diamonds 1.40 Lost Abroad: The Parents’ Story 3.05 The Sopranos

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6.00am - 8.15 Children’s television 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Thomas & Friends 8.35 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.50 Castle Farm 8.55 The WotWots 9.05 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 9.15 The Wright Stuff 10.45 Trisha Goddard 11.45 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.40pm Five News 12.45 Brighton Beach Patrol 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.50 I Own Britain’s Best Home: Flying Visit 3.05 FILM: The Sign Of Four (2001) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Angelo and a suspicious Charlie ask the Jefferies brothers to help them search the crash site. Is the game almost up for Aden and Justin? Not if it’s Monopoly – that never ends.

6.25 Live From Studio Five Magazine show.

7.25 Party Election Broadcast On Behalf Of The Labour Party 7.30 Heads Or Tails Gameshow presented by Justin Lee Collins in which contestants stand to win one million pounds on the toss of a coin.

7.55 Party Election Broadcast On Behalf Of The Jury Team 8.00 Crimes That Shook The World The murders of five prostitutes near Ipswich in 2006 brought about the largest manhunt since the Yorkshire Ripper. How was the killer brought to justice?

9.00 NCIS US drama following the navy’s dedicated federal agency.

10.00 CSI: NY New York-based spinoff of the crime drama series. It is mayhem at the Bronx Zoo as Mac, Danny and new CSI Lindsay Monroe look into the death of a man thrown to the tigers. Blame the bears.

11.00 Numb3rs Detective drama series about a maths genius. on a 11.55 PartyPoker.com Women’s World Open IV Action from the PartyPoker.com Women’s Open IV. 1.00am SuperCasino Live interactive gaming 4.05 House Doctor

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Football: Champions League 10.00 Revista De La Liga 11.00 Rallyzone 11.30 Football Asia 12.00pm Football: Champions League 2.00 Football Asia 2.30 Red Bull Air Race 3.30 Football: Champions League 4.30 Football Asia 5.00 Champions Tour Golf 6.00 Boots ‘n’ All 7.00 Futbol Mundial 7.30 LIVE Elite League Speedway 9.30 Total Rugby 10.00 Ford Football Special 11.00 Football: Champions League 12.00am Futbol Mundial 12.30 Ford Football Special 1.30 Football: Champions League 2.30 Futbol Mundial 3.00 Ford Football Special 4.00 Football: Champions League 5.00 Futbol Mundial 5.30 Total Rugby

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Urban Ride 7.00 WWE: Vintage Collection 8.00 Revista De La Liga 9.00 Urban Ride 9.30 Asian Tour Golf Show 10.00 World Cup Of Pool 11.00 Poker 12.30pm Asian Tour Golf Show 1.00 Badminton 3.00 Poker 4.30 Asian Tour Golf Show 5.00 Watersports World 6.00 European Tour Weekly 6.30 Inside The PGA Tour 7.00 Total Rugby 7.30 LIVE Greyhound Racing 10.00 Boots ‘n’ All 11.00 Elite League Speedway 1.00am Max Power 2.00 Champions Tour Golf 3.00 Trans World Sport 4.00 Close

Sky Sports 3 10.00am Red Bull Air Race 11.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Sports Unlimited 1.00 World Cup Of Pool 2.00 Urban Ride 2.30 Asian Tour Golf Show 3.00 Sports Unlimited 4.00 World Cup Of Pool 5.00 WWE: The Bottom Line 6.00 WWE: Afterburn 7.00 Champions Tour Golf 8.00 Boots ‘n’ All 9.00 European Tour Weekly 9.30 Inside The PGA Tour 10.00 Champions Tour Golf 11.00 European Tour Weekly 11.30 Inside The PGA Tour 12.00am Poker 1.30 Total Rugby Melina Greenfield

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1.30pm Cold Case 2.30 Angela And Friends 3.30 Project Runway 4.30 Wedding SOS 5.00 Malcolm In The Middle 5.30 Futurama 6.00 Oops TV 7.00 The Simpsons (x2) 8.00 The Real A & E 9.00 Half Cut Woman 10.00 Ross Kemp: Battle For The Amazon 11.00 FILM: American Pie 2 (2001) 1.05am Road Wars

7.00pm The Sarah Jane Adventures (x2) 8.00 The World’s Strictest Parents 9.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 10.00 Women, Weddings, War And Me see highlights 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.50 Waterloo Road 12.50am Don’t Tell The Bride 1.50 Snog Marry Avoid? (x2) 2.50 World’s Strictest Parents

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Darwin’s Struggle: The Evolution Of The Origin Of Species 8.30 The Beauty Of Maps 9.00 Beautiful Minds 10.00 It’s Only A Theory 10.30 Outnumbered 11.00 Flight Of The Conchords 11.25 The Beauty Of Maps 11.55 In Search Of Medieval Britain (x3) 1.25am Darwin’s Struggle

12.30pm Nanny 911 1.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.40 Loose Women 4.40 The Ricki Lake Show 5.30 Judge Judy (x3) 7.00 Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

Celebrity 8.00 American Idol: 7 Finalists 9.00 FILM: The Whole Ten Yards (2004) 11.00 FILM: Constantine (2005) 1.25am Emmerdale 1.55 Survivors

11.20am The Forsyte Saga 12.50pm Heartbeat 2.00 Born And Bred 3.00 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman 4.05 The Darling Buds Of May 5.05 George And Mildred 5.40 Heartbeat 6.50 Born And Bred 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 10.00 PD James: An Unsuitable Job For A Woman 12.05am Numb3rs

12.10pm Smallville 1.05 Scrubs (x2) 2.05 Friends 2.35 Hollyoaks 3.05 Gilmore Girls 4.00 Veronica Mars 5.00 Friends (x2) 6.00 Scrubs (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 My Name Is Earl 8.00 Friends 8.30 Friends 9.00 FILM: The Butterfly Effect (2004) 11.10 The Cleveland Show 11.40 King Of The Hill 12.10am My Name Is Earl

1.30pm Deal Or No Deal 2.20 Come Dine With Me 2.50 Coach Trip 3.20 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 4.25 How Clean Is Your House? (x2) 5.30 Relocation, Relocation 6.35 Deal Or No Deal 7.25 Grand Designs 8.30 The Daily Show 9.00 The Spartans 12.10am The Good Wife 1.10 The Spartans 4.20 Close

12.00pm 60 Minute Makeover 1.00 Britain’s Next Top Model 2.00 Four Weddings 2.30 Passport Patrol 3.00 Ghost Whisperer 4.00 Charmed (x2) 6.00 America’s Next Top Model 7.00 Ghost Whisperer 8.00 Criminal Minds 9.00 Supernatural 10.00 Medium 11.00 Criminal Minds 12.00am Four Weddings

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3.00pm The First World War 4.00 Time Team 5.00 Extreme Engineering 6.00 Swords: Life On The Line 7.00 Mythbusters 8.00 How Do They Do It? 8.30 How It’s Made 9.00 Jack The Ripper: Killer Revealed 10.00 Massacre At Columbine High 11.00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 12.00am The FBI Files (x2)

11.00am Quantum Leap 12.00pm Buffy The Vampire Slayer 1.00 Angel (x2) 3.10 FILM: Dark Storm (2006) 5.00 Buffy The Vampire Slayer 6.00 Sanctuary 7.00 Human Target (x2) 9.00 V 10.00 Human Target 11.00 FILM: Knock Off (1998) 12.50am FILM: Dark Storm (2006) 2.30 3rd Rock From The Sun

9.15am Anastasia (1956) 11.15 The Movie Geek 11.45 Zorba The Greek (1964) 2.10pm Dial M For Murder (1954) 4.00 Spartacus (1960) 7.10 Shenandoah (1965) 9.00 The Wild Bunch (1969) 11.35 Compulsion (1959) 1.35am The Miracle Of Morgan’s Creek (1944)

8.00am The Joy Luck Club (1993) 10.20 Two Lovers (2008) 12.20pm The Class (2008) 2.35 Angel (2007) 4.35 What Just Happened (2008) 6.35 Das Boot – The Director’s Cut (1981) 10.00 Be Kind Rewind (2008) 11.50 The Class (2008) 2.00am Margot At The Wedding (2007)

11.00am Blanche Fury (1948) 12.50pm The Good Die Young (1954) 2.45 The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance (1962) 5.15 Niagara (1952) 7.05 Monster-in-Law (2005) 9.00 The Abyss (1989) 11.45 La Antena (2007) 1.50am Thirteen Conversations About One Thing (2002) 4.00 Close

11.00am Charlie Chan And The Curse Of The Dragon Queen (1981) 1.00pm Invitation To A Gunfighter (1964) 3.00 The Trials Of Oscar Wilde (1960) 5.25 The Screening Room 6.15 The Misfits (1961) 9.00 The French Lieutenant’s Woman (1981) 11.25 Breathless (1983) 1.20am Back To School (1986)

3.55pm As Time Goes By 4.35 Only Fools And Horses 5.45 Last Of The Summer Wine (x2) 7.00 Porridge 8.00 The Green Green Grass 8.40 The Thin Blue Line 9.20 Comedy Connections 10.00 Gavin And Stacey 10.40 Absolutely Fabulous 11.20 Jo Brand: Like It Or Lump It 11.50 After You’ve Gone 12.25am The Two Ronnies

4.00pm Scrubs (x2) 5.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (x2) 6.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 7.00 The King Of Queens (x2) 8.00 Scrubs (x2) 9.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 10.00 The Office: An American Workplace 10.30 New South Park 11.00 Sex And The City (x3) 12.40am Two And A Half Men (x2)

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thursday 22 Outnumbered BBC1, 9.30pm Award-winning comedy. Karen recreates Britain’s Got Talent, Ben takes a close interest in Dad’s medical tests and Mum thinks Jake’s healthy interest in girls is becoming unhealthy.

Meanwhile, the ghost of John McEnroe hovers over Dad’s Saturday morning game of tennis.

You cannot be serious!

Greatest Cities In The World With Griff Rhys Jones ITV1, 9pm Griff’s journey starts in Rome where he discovers what life is like for citizens living in what is effectively the world’s largest museum. He also meets a silent order of nuns, and talks to the mayor. Finally, he witnesses the passage of the Madonna icon.

Wearing a conical bra?

The Autistic Me – One Year On BBC3, 9pm Oliver, 24, is still desperate to find a job but now he lives away from his parents. He has a work trial at a local supermarket, but will it pay off? Tom, 16, and his family have moved to Cornwall but he feels isolated in the countryside.

Will he be able to make friends when he starts college?

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Food Fighters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 To Buy Or Not To Buy 11.30 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Escape To The Country 3.00 BBC News 3.05 Grandpa In My Pocket 3.15 Gigglebiz 3.30 Leon 3.35 Jakers: The Adventures Of Piggley Winks 3.55 Shaun The Sheep 4.05 Safari 8 4.35 Election: Your Vote 5.00 Newsround 5.15 The Weakest Link 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show Topical reports and features from around the UK. 7.30 EastEnders Ronnie swallows her pride and declares her love to Jack – but does he feel the same?

Meanwhile Chelsea and Amira receive rather unexpected news.

8.00 Watchdog Anne Robinson names the food companies who’ve shrunk their packages but not their prices.

9.00 Have I Got News For You Another edition of the news quiz.

9.30 Outnumbered See highlights 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Question Time Topical debate.

11.45 This Week A political review of the week.

12.30am Holiday Weatherview Detailed weather forecast.

12.35 Sign Zone: Priceless Antiques Roadshow 1.05 Sign Zone: Spoilt Rotten? through to the parents.

2.05 Sign Zone: Fake Britain 2.50 Sign Zone: Countryfile 3.50 Sign Zone: Great British Menu 4.20 Sign Zone: Panorama 4.50 BBC News

BBC2

6.00am Fimbles 6.20 Me Too! 6.40 Clifford’s Puppy Days 7.00 Skunk Fu 7.10 Eliot Kid 7.25 Newsround 7.30 Raven – The Dragon’s Eye 8.00 Zoo Factor 8.20 Shaun The Sheep 8.30 Timmy Time 8.40 Chuggington 8.50 Louie 9.00 Charlie And Lola 9.15 Postman Pat: SDS 9.30 LazyTown 9.55 Garth And Bev 10.10 Waybuloo 10.30 In The Night Garden 11.00 Nature’s Calendar 11.30 The Daily Politics Election Special 12.30pm Working Lunch 1.00 World Championship Snooker 6.00 Eggheads Eggy quiz 6.30 Great British Menu It’s the last chance for the chefs from the central region – Richard Bainbridge, Will Holland and Daniel Clifford – to prove they’ve got what it takes to cook at the banquet.

7.00 World Championship Snooker The last of the first round matches reaches its conclusion, with Glasgow’s world number two Stephen Maguire taking on Trowbridge’s Stephen Lee. Cushty.

8.00 Museum Of Life The team go behind the scenes at the Natural History Museum.

9.00 Welcome To Lagos This threepart observational series continues to explore one of the most extreme urban environments on the planet.

10.00 Never Mind The Buzzcocks Guests include singer Gabriella Cilmi, Germaine Greer, comedian Glenn Wool and James Allan.

10.30 The Prime Ministerial Debates: A Newsnight Special In-depth investigation and analysis.

11.30 The Sky News Prime Ministerial Debate The second of the pre-election debates between the leaders of the main parties. instant reaction and expert analysis.

1.30am World Championship Snooker Highlights Highlights from the day’s play are introduced from Sheffield. 2.20 World Championship Snooker 4.00 GCSE Bitesize Revision

ITV1

6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 60 Minute Makeover 3.00 Daily Cooks Challenge 4.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 5.00 Divided

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Devastated now his secret is out, Aaron feels that he can no longer go on.

7.30 Paying Britain’s Bill: Tonight Morland Sanders looks at how our money is being spent, how we are going to pay it back – and what this means across Britain.

8.00 Emmerdale Adam discovers Aaron in the garage, but is he too late? Natasha is impressed by Declan, but he drives a hard bargain.

8.30 Coronation Street Will Molly be rescued and can Tyrone ever forgive Kevin? A jealous Teresa finds out about Lloyd and Cheryl. Sunita gives Sophie some advice about love.

9.00 Greatest Cities Of The World With Griff Rhys Jones See highlights.

10.00 ITV News At Ten & Weather 10.35 Police, Camera, Action A delve into the archives to seek out some of the worst drivers imaginable, then they make them take the current driving test. Bang that on the dash.

11.35 The Last Word Phil Hornby hears from voters as polling day approaches.

12.05am In Plain Sight Last in the second series of the drama about a US marshal. 12.50 Loose Women 1.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show 2.35 Paying Britain’s Bill: Tonight 3.00 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

Channel 4

6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Freshly Squeezed 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.20 Frasier 8.50 Frasier 9.20 Coach Trip 9.50 Deal Or No Deal 10.40 Will And Grace 11.05 Wife Swap 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 The TV Book Club 12.35 Country House Rescue 1.35 FILM: Dallas (1950) 3.25 Countdown 4.10 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Coach Trip 5.30 Come Dine With Me Extra Portions

6.00 The Simpsons The Simpsons fall asleep and experience a biblical dream. Feeding of the 5,000?

6.30 Hollyoaks Spencer is all nerves as he prepares for his blind date, who departs soon after seeing him.

7.00 Channel 4 News Including sport and weather.

8.00 The Landscape Man Six couples strive to create beautiful gardens with the help of expert landscape gardener Matthew Wilson.

9.00 How The Other Half Live Single mother Jane Edwards and her three children, from Essex, are sponsored by Scott and Linzi Russell from Sussex.

10.00 You Have Been Watching Comedy panel show looking at the wierd world of TV. 10.50 Max And Paddy’s Road To Nowhere Outtakes from the Max and Paddy’s Road to Nowhere series.

11.20 Party Election Broadcast A party election broadcast.

11.25 Comedy Lab: Filth Showcase for new comedy. eager to learn.

11.55 Evo Music Rooms Weekly music programme.

12.30am MUSIC ON 4: Snowbombing In Association With Volvo Snow-sports and music event held in Mayrhofen, Austria.

1.15 MUSIC ON 4: The Tesco Entertainment Album Chart Show 1.30 This Week’s 4Music Top 20 3.15 The Sopranos 4.10 St Elsewhere

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6.00am - 8.05 Children’s television 8.05 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Thomas & Friends 8.35 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.50 Castle Farm 8.55 The WotWots 9.05 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 9.15 The Wright Stuff 10.45 Trisha Goddard 11.45 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.40pm Five News 12.45 Brighton Beach Patrol 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.50 I Own Britain’s Best Home: Flying Visit 3.05 FILM: The Royal Scandal (2001) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away After an emotional road trip, VJ and Leah feel a sense of closure. Justin has disturbing flashbacks at the crash site that reveal exactly what happened to his father. Nicole and her classmates band together in order to get revenge on Britt.

6.25 Live From Studio Five Magazine show.

7.25 Party Election Broadcast On Behalf Of The Scottish National Party A party election broadcast on behalf of the Scottish National Party ahead of the general election on 6 May. 7.30 Europa League Football Live Europa League football action.

10.15 FILM: Dark Blue (2002) Crime thriller in which a tough veteran detective and a young rookie investigate a high-profile quadruple homicide. Amid the grim realities of police intimidation and corruption, the partners must navigate the tumultuous neighbourhoods of South Central LA to track down the cold-blooded killers. Based on an original screenplay by James Ellroy.

12.25am SuperCasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette, blackjack and autowheel. For more information and to register visit www.SuperCasino.com.

4.05 House Doctor 4.30 House Doctor 4.55 Animal Rescue Squad 5.10 Neighbours 5.35 Home And Away

6.00am LIVE European Tour Golf: Ballantine’s Championship 9.00 Ford Football Special 10.00 Football: UEFA Champions League 11.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 11.30 Total Rugby 12.00pm Ford Football Special 1.00 European Tour Golf: Ballantine’s Championship 4.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 4.30 Football: UEFA Champions League 5.30 The Rugby Club 6.30 Barclays Premier League World 7.00 LIVE Darts: Premier League 10.30 Time Of Our Lives 11.30 Barclays Premier League World 12.00am The Rugby Club 1.00 Darts: Premier League 4.30 Barclays Premier League World 5.00 Time Of Our Lives

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Champions Tour Golf 10.00 Inside The PGA Tour 10.30 Red Bull Air Race 11.30 Champions Tour Golf 12.30pm Boots ‘n’ All 1.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 2.00 Football: UEFA Champions League 3.00 Boots ‘n’ All 4.00 Trans World Sport 5.00 WWE: Vintage Collection 6.00 Urban Ride 6.30 European Tour Golf 8.00 LIVE: LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 Ladies Euro Tour Golf 12.00am European Tour Golf 1.30 PGA Tour Golf 4.30 Ladies Euro Tour Golf 5.30 Close

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Urban Ride 7.00 WWE: Experience 8.00 Boots ‘n’ All 9.00 Rallying 10.00 Modern Pentathlon 11.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Rallying 1.00 Trans World Sport 2.00 Urban Ride 2.30 Total Rugby 3.00 Modern Pentathlon 4.00 Total Rugby 4.30 Race World 5.30 Netball Superleague 7.30 LIVE Championship Rugby League 9.30 ATP Tour Uncovered 10.00 WWE: Late Night Raw 12.00am WWE NXT 1.00 Championship Rugby League 3.00 The Rugby Club 4.00 Close

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2.30pm Angela And Friends 3.30 Project Runway 4.30 Wedding SOS 5.00 Malcolm In The Middle 5.30 Futurama 6.00 Oops TV 7.00 The Simpsons (x2) 8.00 Pineapple Dance Studios 9.00 A League Of Their Own 9.30 Glenn Martin, DDS 10.00 Bones 11.00 NCIS: LA 12.00am A League Of Their Own 12.30 Oops TV

8.00 Blood, Sweat And Luxuries 9.00 The Autistic Me - One Year On see highlights 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.50 The Autistic Me - One Year On 12.45am Blood, Sweat And Luxuries 1.45 Russell Howard’s Good News 2.15 Don’t Tell The Bride

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 The Great Rift: Africa’s Wild Heart 8.30 The Beauty Of Maps 9.00 Maps: Power, Plunder And Possession 10.00 Wallander 11.25 Beautiful Minds 12.25am The Beauty Of Maps 12.55 In Search Of Medieval Britain (3) 2.25 The Beauty Of Maps 2.55 Beautiful Minds

4.40pm The Ricki Lake Show 5.30 Judge Judy (x3) 7.00 You’ve Been Framed Extreme! 8.00 American Idol: Idol Gives Back 9.00 George And Larry Lamb’s Parent Trip 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.45 Coronation Street 11.15 George And Larry Lamb’s Parent Trip 12.15am Gordon Ramsay’s Hell’s Kitchen USA

2.00pm Born And Bred 3.00 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman 4.05 The Darling Buds Of May 5.05 George And Mildred 5.40 Heartbeat 6.50 Born And Bred 7.55 The Darling Buds Of May 9.00 Ladies Of Letters 9.30 Rising Damp 10.00 An Audience With Freddie Starr 11.00 FILM: LA Story (1991) 12.55am Kavanagh QC

2.35pm Hollyoaks 3.05 Gilmore Girls 4.00 Veronica Mars 5.00 Friends (x2) 6.00 Scrub (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 My Name Is Earl 8.00 Friends (x2) 9.00 The Big Bang Theory 9.30 How I Met Your Mother 10.00 The Inbetweeners 10.30 Facejacker 11.00 Glee 12.00am My Name Is Earl 12.30 Scrubs (x2)

2.50pm Coach Trip 3.20 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 4.25 How Clean Is Your House? (x2) 5.30 Relocation, Relocation 6.35 Deal Or No Deal 7.25 Grand Designs 8.30 The Daily Show With Jon Stewart 9.00 The Good Wife 10.00 Brothers And Sisters 11.00 The Closer 12.00am The Good Wife

12.00pm 60 Minute Makeover 1.00 Britain’s Next Top Model 2.00 Four Weddings 2.30 Passport Patrol 3.00 Ghost Whisperer 4.00 Charmed (x2) 6.00 America’s Next Top Model 7.00 Ghost Whisperer 8.00 Drop Dead Diva 9.00 Grey’s Anatomy 10.00 Criminal Minds (x2) 12.00am Medium

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1.00pm Mystery Of The Lost Catacombs 2.00 Elite Forces 3.00 The First World War 4.00 Time Team 5.00 Extreme Engineering 6.00 Raging Planet 7.00 Mythbusters 8.00 How Do They Do It? 8.30 How It’s Made 9.00 Heli-Loggers 10.00 Deadliest Catch 11.00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 12.00am The FBI Files (x2)

3.30pm FILM: The Land That Time Forgot (2009) 5.20 Buffy The Vampire Slayer 6.20 FILM: Meteor Apocalypse (2010) 8.00 Legend Of The Seeker 9.00 Sanctuary 10.00 FILM: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s Sherlock Holmes (2010) 11.50 FILM: Knock Off (1998) 1.40am Buffy The Vampire Slayer

9.50am Paint Your Wagon (1969) 12.35pm Journey To The Far Side Of The Sun (1969) 2.20 The Nutty Professor (1963) 4.10 The Diary Of Anne Frank (1959) 7.00 Stalag 17 (1953) 9.00 The Sons Of Katie Elder (1965) 11.05 Hush... Hush, Sweet Charlotte (1965) 1.25am Lifeboat (1944)

8.00am Bottle Shock (2008) 9.55 Election (1999) 11.45 The Bank Job (2008) 1.45pm The Edge Of Heaven (2007) 3.50 I’m Not There (2007) 6.10 Bottle Shock (2008) 8.10 Election (1999) 10.00 The Bank Job (2008) 12.00am Waltz With Bashir (2008) 1.35 Serial Mom (1994) 3.10 Rec (2007)

11.00am Diary Of A Chambermaid (1946) 1.00pm Whirlpool (1949) 2.50 Moulin Rouge (1952) 5.10 The Last Wagon (1956) 7.05 Picture Perfect (1997) 9.00 Aeon Flux (2005) 10.45 Ghosts Of Mars (2001) 12.45am Storytelling (2001) 2.20 Hullaballoo Over Ginger And Bonnie’s Pictures (1978)

9.30am The Misfits (1961) 12.05pm The Screening Room 1.00 Bunny O’Hare (1971) 3.00 The Private Life Of Sherlock Holmes (1970) 5.30 Radio Days (1987) 7.10 Paris Blues (1961) 9.00 Throw Momma From The Train (1987) 11.00 Blue Sky (1994) 1.15am Throw Momma From The Train (1987) 3.00 Teleshopping

5.00pm Heroes Of Comedy: Hattie Jacques 6.00 Last Of The Summer Wine (x2) 7.20 Porridge 8.00 The Green Green Grass 8.40 The Thin Blue Line 9.20 Gavin And Stacey 10.00 The Royle Family 11.20 Jo Brand: Like It Or Lump It 11.50 Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps 12.25am The Royle Family

3.00pm Two And A Half Men (x2) 4.00 Scrubs (x2) 5.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (x2) 6.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 7.00 The King Of Queens (x2) 8.00 Scrubs (x2) 9.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 10.00 FILM: Van Wilder: Party Liaison (2002) 11.50 30 Rock (x2) 12.50am Sex And The City

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friday 23 Ashes To Ashes BBC1, 9pm Unhappy that an undercover operation is taking place on his patch, Gene becomes determined to take over. When he accidentally blows the cover of an operative, she turns up black and blue at CID and is placed in Gene’s protection. Someone on the inside bending the rules? Like Uri Geller’s teaspoons.

Glee Channel 4, 8pm Musical comedy series. Finn and Rachel are now a couple, but Rachel’s head is turned when she is subject to the attention of a band’s lead singer. Will kisses two women yet still finds himself alone, and the scheming Sue Sylvester is back to coach the Cheerios. Like a non-stop snog-athon with breakfast cereal.

Blood, Sweat And Luxuries BBC3, 10.30pm James, Alexandria and Lucy head to Ilakaka in Madagascar to discover where gems and jewellery sold on the British high street come from. They join workers in chain gangs mining for sapphires. The extreme working conditions and low value of the rough stones shock the young British consumers.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Food Fighters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 To Buy Or Not To Buy 11.30 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Escape To The Country 3.00 BBC News 3.05 Grandpa In My Pocket 3.15 Gigglebiz 3.30 Leon 3.35 Jakers: The Adventures Of Piggley Winks 3.55 Shaun The Sheep 4.05 Tracy Beaker Returns 4.35 Gastronuts 5.00 Newsround 5.15 The Weakest Link 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 6.55 Party Election Broadcast

By The Conservative Party 7.00 The One Show Topical reports and features from around the UK. 7.30 A Question Of Sport On the panel are Commonwealth champion athlete Iwan Thomas, Snooker Mark Selby, Blackburn Rovers midfielder David Dunn and Rugby League superstar Kevin Sinfield.

8.00 EastEnders Denise is horrified to discover Chelsea’s secret.

8.30 QI Panel-based quiz where the aim is to be interesting.

9.00 Ashes To Ashes See highlights 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Party Election Broadcast By The English Democrats 10.50 Friday Night With Jonathan Ross Guests include Demi Moore, Robert Downey Jr, Gwyneth Paltrow Louie Spence. That’s a lot of celebs.

11.50 National Lottery EuroMillions Draw Much moolah.

11.55 FILM: Nightwatch (1994) Two United Nations troubleshooters on an apparently straightforward mission to Amsterdam find themselves in hot water. Bath tub?

1.30am Weatherview Detailed weather forecast. 1.35 Sign Zone: Priceless Antiques Roadshow 2.05 Sign Zone: Great British Menu 2.35 Sign Zone: Tropic Of Cancer 3.35 News

BBC2

6.00am – 7.00 Children’s television 7.00 Skunk Fu 7.10 Eliot Kid 7.25 Newsround 7.30 Raven – The Dragon’s Eye 8.00 Zoo Factor 8.20 Shaun The Sheep 8.30 Timmy Time 8.40 Chuggington 8.50 Louie 9.00 Charlie And Lola 9.15 Postman Pat: SDS 9.30 LazyTown 9.55 Garth And Bev 10.10 Waybuloo 10.30 In The Night Garden 11.00 Nature’s Calendar 11.30 The Daily Politics Election Special 12.30pm Working Lunch 1.00 World Championship Snooker 5.55 Party Election Broadcast By The Conservative Party 6.00 Eggheads Free range quiz.

6.30 Great British Menu The oven gloves are off, as only one chef can make through to the finals and get the chance to cook at the banquet.

7.00 World Championship Snooker Live coverage is introduced from the Crucible Theatre in Sheffield 8.00 Mastermind Subjects are the history of the British Army 1660-1914, the life and music of Burt Bacharach, Dance To The Music Of Time novels

by Anthony Powell, Ealing Studios 1838-1959 and the London and North Eastern Railway. Eeay peasy.

8.30 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine.

9.00 India’s Hospital Train The story of a special train, the Lifeline Express.

10.00 Frank Skinner’s Opinionated This edition comes from London and Frank is joined by comedian, writer and broadcaster Dave Gorman and Perrier Award winner Laura Solon.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis.

11.00 Party Election Broadcast

By The English Democrats 11.05 The Review Show Round table arts and culture discussion programme with Kirsty Wark.

11.50 Later... With Jools Holland Repeat of Tuesday’s show, 12.55am World Championship Snooker Highlights Highlights 1.45 World Championship Snooker

ITV1

6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 60 Minute Makeover 3.00 Daily Cooks Challenge 4.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 5.00 Divided

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.25 Party Election Broadcast

By The Conservative Party 6.30 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Carl is gutted to see his kids leave.

7.30 Coronation Street Molly accuses Kevin of trying to kill her.

Anna and Eddie desperately try to find Gary. Sophie and Sian struggle to cope apart.

8.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal Today David Dickinson is at Aintree Racecourse.

8.30 Coronation Street Sophie is thrilled when her feelings for Sian are finally reciprocated. Rita and Audrey call a truce. A cab is quicker.

9.00 Marco’s Kitchen Burnout This week sees Mark Watson, presenter Ruth Langsford and model Elen Rives roll up their sleeves as they prepare for the ultimate challenge.

10.30 Party Election Broadcast

By The English Democrats 10.35 FILM: Barb Wire (1996) Starring Pamela Anderson, Temuera Morrison, Steve Railsback, Jack Noseworthy. Futuristic action-adventure tale of a sexy female freedom fighter.

12.30am Nightwatch With Steve Scott: Crime Go on patrol and on the hunt with police forces across the UK 1.25 FILM: When In Rome (2002) 2.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

Channel 4

6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Freshly Squeezed 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.20 Frasier 8.45 Frasier 9.15 Coach Trip 9.50 Deal Or No Deal 10.35 Will And Grace 11.05 Wife Swap USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 The TV Book Club 12.35 Will And Grace 1.05 Channel 4 Racing 2.00 FILM: The Mark Of Zorro (1974) 3.25 Countdown 4.10 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Coach Trip

6.00 The Simpsons Homer pursues a career as an artist when his misshapen barbecue attracts the attention of a gallery.

6.30 Hollyoaks Spencer is stood up by his blind date. Maybe she couldn’t see him. Sorry.

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 Party Election Broadcast 8.00 Glee See highlights 9.00 Embarrassing Bodies: Back To The Clinic Christian Jessen and Pixie McKenna revisit some of the patients who sought advice on awkward medical conditions.

10.00 Facejacker Comedy series.

10.30 The Ricky Gervais Show Animated series based on the popular podcasts featuring Ricky Gervais x2.

11.35 Comedy Lab: Movie Mash Interviews with A-listers such as Steven Seagal, Nicolas Cage, Andie MacDowell and Keanu Reeves are used to create comedy chaos.

12.10am Comedy Lab: Hung Out Nerd Dave and materialistic James live in the first flat, while cocky hedonist Alex and neurotic Lucy live in the second flat. Their lives run smoothly until Maya, an uptight character who considers herself a free spirit, enters their closed world.

12.40 The Tesco Entertainment Album Chart Show 1.10 MUSIC ON 4 1.35 FILM: Empire Records (1995) 3.20 Young, Autistic And Stagestruck 4.15 The War At Home 4.35 St Elsewhere

Five

Sky Sports 1

6.00am – 8.15 Children’s television 8.15 Little Lodgers 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Thomas & Friends 8.35 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.50 Castle Farm 8.55 The WotWots 9.05 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 9.15 The Wright Stuff 10.45 Trisha Goddard 11.45 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.40pm Five News 12.45 Brighton Beach Patrol 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.50 I Own Britain’s Best Home: Flying Visit 3.00 FILM: Starting Over (2007) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Martha’s alarming state of mind prompts Alf to give Angelo an ultimatum – if he does not tell Martha the truth about Hugo, Alf will. Ya flamin’ galaar!

6.25 Live From Studio Five Magazine show.

7.25 Party Election Broadcast On Behalf Of The Conservative Party 7.30 Highland Emergency Documentary series following the work of the emergency services in the Highlands of Scotland.

7.55 Party Election Broadcast On Behalf Of The English Democrats 8.00 Ice Patrol Series following life on board the Royal Navy Antarctic ice patrol ship HMS Endurance.

9.00 The Mentalist A trainer at a prestigious baseball academy is murdered.

10.00 Grey’s Anatomy An explosion at a methamphetamine laboratory brings a number of drug addicts into the hospital, as the staff ponder their own weaknesses.

11.00 NCIS US drama following the navy’s dedicated federal agency.

11.55 Cops In Crisis Documentary series about people who have had to face extraordinary, dangerous and harrowing situations, from failed robberies to police shootouts.

12.15am SuperCasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette., 4.05 Motorsport Mundial 4.30 House Doctor 4.55 Animal Rescue Squad

6.00am LIVE European Tour Golf: Ballantine’s Championship 9.00 Barclays Premier League World 9.30 Darts: Premier League 1.00pm European Tour Golf: Ballantine’s Championship 4.00 Watersports World 5.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 5.30 Barclays Premier League World 6.00 Football League Weekend 7.00 Barclays Premier League Preview 7.30 LIVE Centenary Shield Football 10.00 LIVE Friday Fight Night 12.00am Barclays Premier League Preview 12.30 Super League 2.00 Friday Fight Night 4.00 Barclays Premier League Preview 4.30 Live European Tour Golf: Ballantine’s Championship

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 The Rugby Club 10.00 Race World 11.00 Barclays Premier League World 11.30 The Rugby Club 12.30pm Netball Superleague 2.30 Darts: Premier League 6.00 Urban Ride 6.30 European Tour Golf 8.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 Ladies Euro Tour Golf 12.00am European Tour Golf 1.30 PGA Tour Golf 4.30 Football League Weekend 5.30 Barclays Premier League Preview

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Urban Ride 7.00 WWE: Raw 9.00 Netball Superleague 11.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Trans World Sport 1.00 Race World 2.00 Urban Ride 2.30 Barclays Premier League World 3.00 WWE: Raw 5.00 NFL: Total Access 6.00 World Sport 6.30 Tight Lines 7.30 LIVE Super League 10.00 WWE: Late Night Smackdown 12.00am WWE: Late Night Bottom Line 1.00 Centenary Shield Football 2.30 Football League Weekend 3.30 Super League 5.00 Urban Ride 5.30 Wild Spirits

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4.30pm Wedding SOS 5.00 WWE: Superstars 6.00 Liza And Huey’s Pet Nation 7.00 The Simpsons (x2) 8.00 A League Of Their Own 8.30 The Simpsons 9.00 Lost 10.00 Pineapple Dance Studios 11.00 A League Of Their Own 11.30 Glenn Martin, DDS 12.00am Steve Jones In The Jones’ Boys Amazon Adventure

8.00 The Real Hustle Undercover 8.30 E20 9.00 Doctor Who 9.45 Doctor Who Confidential 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Blood, Sweat And Luxuries See highlights 11.30 Family Guy (x2) 12.15am Russell Howard’s Good News 12.45 How Not To Live Your Life 1.15 Snog Marry Avoid?

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 BBC Young Musician 2010 9.00 Oil City Confidential: Dr Feelgood 10.50 Sight And Sound In Concert 11.50 If It Ain’t Stiff 1.20am Oil City Confidential: Dr Feelgood 3.10 BBC Young Musician 2010 5.30 Close

12.00pm Coronation Street 12.30 Emmerdale (x2)1.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.40 Loose Women 4.40 Judge Judy (x2) 5.30 Britain’s Got Talent 7.00 Britain’s Got More Talent Auditions 8.00 The Vampire Diaries 9.00 American Idol: Idol Gives Back 10.00 FILM: Alexander (2004) 1.25am Coronation Street (x2)

12.50pm Heartbeat 2.00 Born And Bred 3.00 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman 3.55 The Darling Buds Of May 5.05 George And Mildred 5.40 Heartbeat 6.50 Born And Bred 8.00 Pie In The Sky 9.00 Ruth Rendell’s Inspector Wexford 11.20 FILM: The Graduate (1967) 1.25am Kavanagh QC 2.45 Cane

12.10pm Smallville 1.05 Scrubs (x2) 2.05 Friends 2.35 Hollyoaks 3.05 Gilmore Girls 4.00 Veronica Mars 5.00 Friends (x2) 6.00 Scrubs (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 My Name Is Earl 8.00 Friends (x2) 9.00 Supernanny 10.00 How To Look Good Naked 11.05 Wife Swap 12.10am My Name Is Earl 12.40 Scrubs

3.20pm A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 4.25 How Clean Is Your House? (x2) 5.30 Relocation, Relocation 6.35 Deal Or No Deal 7.25 Grand Designs Abroad 8.30 The Daily Show With Jon Stewart 9.00 FILM: The Quick And The Dead (1995) 11.05 Heroes Of Comedy 12.10am FILM: The Quick And The Dead (1995)

12.00pm 60 Minute Makeover 1.00 Britain’s Next Top Model 2.00 Four Weddings 3.00 Ghost Whisperer 4.00 Charmed (x2) 6.00 America’s Next Top Model 7.00 Ghost Whisperer 8.00 Medium 9.00 Criminal Minds 10.00 CSI: Miami 11.00 Criminal Minds 12.00am CSI 1.00 Britain’s Next Top Model

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Comedy Central

Discovery

Sci Fi

Sky Movies

Sky Movies

Film4

TCM

12.00pm Heli-Loggers 1.00 Deadliest Catch 2.00 Elite Forces 3.00 The First World War 4.00 Time Team 5.00 Extreme Engineering 6.00 Raging Planet 7.00 Mythbusters 8.00 How Do They Do It? 8.30 How It’s Made 9.00 The Bible: A History 10.00 Man On Earth 11.00 Bear Grylls 12.00am The FBI Files (x2)

12.00pm Buffy The Vampire Slayer 1.00 Angel (x2) 3.10 FILM: Firestorm: Last Stand At Yellowstone (2006) 5.00 Buffy The Vampire Slayer 6.10 FILM: Termination Point (2007) 8.00 Sanctuary 9.00 Human Target 10.00 V 11.00 FILM: 100 Million BC (2008) 12.40am FILM: Boogeyman 3 (2008) 3.00 Mysterious Ways

10.05am Night And The City (1950) 11.45 The 300 Spartans (1962) 1.45pm Attack! (1956) 3.45 The Greatest Show On Earth 4.15 Johnny Guitar (1954) 6.15 For Whom The Bell Tolls (1943) 9.00 The Great Escape (1963) 11.50 Attack! (1956) 1.40am The 300 Spartans (1962)

8.00am Stealing Beauty (1996) 10.05 The Duchess (2008) 12.00pm Milk (2008) 2.15 Badlands (1973) 4.00 I’ve Loved You So Long (2008) 6.00 The Duchess (2008) 8.00 War, Inc (2008) 10.00 Milk (2008) 12.15am Stealing Beauty (1996) 2.30 The Movie Geek 3.00 War, Inc (2008)

11.00am Intrigue (1947) 12.45pm Appointment In London (1953) 2.35 The Black Swan (1942) 4.15 Those Magnificent Men In Their Flying Machines (1965) 6.50 Holy Man (1998) 9.00 Fantastic Four (2005) 11.00 Jason X (2000) 12.45am Solaris (1972) 4.00 Close

9.30am Radio Days (1987) 11.15 Paris Blues (1961) 1.00pm The Voyage (1973) 3.00 Charge Of The Light Brigade (1968) 5.35 The Screening Room 6.30 The Way West (1967) 9.00 American Heart (1993) 11.15 Absolute Beginners (1986) 1.25am Bananas (1971) 3.00 Teleshopping 5.00 The Voyage (1973)

2.20pm The Thin Blue Line 3.00 The Brittas Empire 3.40 My Family 4.20 As Time Goes By 5.00 Les Dawson’s Finest Hour 6.00 Last Of The Summer Wine (x2) 7.20 Porridge 8.00 The Green Green Grass 8.40 The Thin Blue Line 9.20 Blackadder II 10.00 Jonathan Creek 12.40am Smack The Pony

3.00pm Two And A Half Men (x2) 4.00 Scrubs (x2) 5.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (x2) 6.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 7.00 The King Of Queens (x2) 8.00 30 Rock (x2) 9.00 Chris Rock: Bigger And Blacker 10.30 New South Park (x2) 11.30 Dirty, Sexy, Funny: Olivia Lee 12.00am Jeff Dunham

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saturday 24 Doctor Who BBC1, 6.20pm Every series there’s an episode when the Doctor takes a break and either gets lost in time, or his assistant goes for a wander or some such construct. He takes a break. One of the best ones of these involved the Weeping Angels, daring you not to blink or they’d get you. They’re ba-aack.

And the Doctor’s got to deal.

Malcolm McLaren: Artful Dodger BBC2, 8.15pm Punk’s enfant terrible passed away last week, but with such a plethora of anecdotes and acolytes there’s plenty more to keep learning about the Sex Pistols’ former manager and fashion pioneer. An obituary to a contradictory but inspiring character.

Film: Roman Holiday Sky Movies Classics, 5pm Audrey Hepburn won an Oscar and a BAFTA for her performance as the European princess who runs away from her responsibilities to have an undercover holiday in Rome.

Joined by American newsman Gregory Peck, despite their secrets they form a bond and have a blast. Ahh.

sport

¸ terrestrial BBC1

6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11.30 Great British Menu 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 South East Today 12.15 Football Focus 1.00 World Championship Snooker 4.30 Final Score 5.05 BBC News 5.15 Regional News And Weather 5.20 South East Today 5.25 Total Wipeout

6.20 Doctor Who See highlights.

7.05 Over The Rainbow Graham Norton returns to the land of Oz as the search for Dorothy continues. The remaining eight Dorothys battle it out live for viewers’ votes to stay in the competition. The girls are all determined to be Dorothy, and the stakes are high as they each have to impress Andrew Lloyd Webber, and the panel of Charlotte Church, John Partridge and Sheila Hancock.

8.10 The National Lottery: Who Dares Wins Nick Knowles hosts the Saturday night National Lottery quiz where two teams of strangers compete to win £50,000 by completing a series of lists. And someone else win some money by circling some numbers. D’oh!

9.00 Casualty Adam hits rock bottom and pushes his friends away. Jordan irritates Zoe, while May worries about Yuki. Complex lot, really.

9.50 BBC News 10.15 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker presents highlights of all the day’s Premier League matches. Are there really that many? What happens if all the games are boring?

Does he just sit there eating crisps?

11.25 The Football League Show Manish Bhasin presents all the action from the Football League.

12.45am Friday Night With Jonathan Ross 1.45 Weatherview 1.50 BBC News

BBC2

6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television 8.00 Deadly 60 8.30 M.I. High 9.00 Basil And Barney’s Swap Shop 9.55 Street Monsters 10.00 Horrible Histories 10.30 Da Dick And Dom Dairies 11.00 BAMZOOKi 11.30 Hai! Karate – Journey To Japan 12.00pm Degrassi: The Next Generation 12.25 The Cut 12.50 The Well 1.05 The Well 1.15 The 5.19 Show 1.30 Off The Hook 2.00 FILM: Windom’s Way (1957) 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 World Championship Snooker 5.30 Dad’s Army 6.10 Coast Neil Oliver flies to Alderney in the Channel Islands to uncover the horrific history of Nazi atrocities there.

6.20 Newsnight A series of special Saturday editions of Newsnight during the election campaign.

7.00 World Championship Snooker Live coverage from the Crucible Theatre as another quarterfinal spot is filled on day eight of the World Championship. Pot! 8.15 Malcolm McLaren: Artful Dodger See highlights.

9.00 Have I Got A Bit More News For You Another edition of the popular news quiz, with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop, guest host Jeremy Clarkson, and panellists including Andy Hamilton.

9.40 Frank Skinner’s Opinionated Frank Skinner is joined by comedian, writer and broadcaster Dave Gorman and Perrier Award-winner Laura Solon to discuss the week’s news.

10.10 Heroes Drama series with superpowers. The new and different Sylar pays Matt a visit, while Peter tries to warn Emma that Samuel isn’t what he seems. He’s a tiger?

10.55 FILM: Jindabyne (2006) Starring Laura Linney, Gabriel Byrne.

Crime drama adapted from a short story by Raymond Carver.

12.50am World Championship Snooker Highlights 1.40 World Championship Snooker Extra

ITV1

6.00am GMTV 9.25 Planet’s Funniest Animals 9.55 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries 10.25 The Lakes 10.55 Monk 11.55 ITV News & Weather 12.10pm This Morning: Saturday 1.10 Midsomer Murders 3.15 FILM: Doc Hollywood (1991) 5.15 Creature Comforts 5.30 Meridian News And Weather 5.45 ITV News & Weather

6.00 Best Of You’ve Been Framed!

Harry Hill picks out some of the very best clips from the You’ve Been Framed! archives. Hold yer sides.

7.00 The Whole 19 Yards Vernon Kay and Caroline Flack present the gameshow in which four contestants battle it out in a series of crazy challenges for the chance to win £100,000. They’re just craa-aazy!

8.00 Britain’s Got Talent The auditions continue. Judges Simon Cowell, Piers Morgan and Amanda Holden and a live audience see more of the thousands of hopefuls trying for the prize of £100,000 and a slot at this year’s Royal Variety Performance.

Seems a popular figure as prizes go on tonight’s line-up.

9.00 The Prisoner Modern reimagining of the 1960s cult drama.

Number Six is introduced to his brother in the Village. Though he knows this can only be another ploy

by Number Two to break down his resistance, Six is still drawn to him.

10.00 FILM: 2 Fast 2 Furious (2003) Starring Paul Walker, Tyrese Gibson, Eva Mendes, Cole Hauser. Action thriller sequel on wheels.

11.15 ITV News; Weather 11.30 FILM: 2 Fast 2 Furious (2003) NeeeEEEEEEEEYYOOOOoooowww!

12.20am FILM: Levity (2003) 2.00 FILM: Balto III: Wings Of Change (2004) 3.20 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

Channel 4

6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 World Sport 7.25 Road To The 2010 FIFA World Cup 8.00 The Morning Line 8.55 Friends 9.25 Friends 9.55 The Album Chart Show With Tesco Entertainment: Kate Nash Special 10.25 Ke$ha’s Kick-Ass Hits: Top Ten 11.30 90210 12.25pm Koko Pop 1.00 Smallville: Superman The Early Years 1.55 Channel 4 Racing 3.55 Come Dine With Me 4.25 Come Dine With Me 4.55 Come Dine With Me 5.25 Come Dine With Me 5.55 Come Dine With Me 6.25 Channel 4 News 6.55 Party Election Broadcast 7.00 Blitz Street To commemorate the 70th anniversary of the Blitz, this series gives viewers the chance to experience life in wartime Britain through reenactments of air raids.

8.00 SAS: The Real Story Documentary about the Special Air Service, with testimonies from soldiers. The Malaya crisis of 1950.

9.00 FILM: Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan (2006) Starring Sacha Baron Cohen, Ken Davitian, Luenell, Pamela Anderson, David Hasselhoff and Alexandra Paul. Spoof documentary following a naive Kazakhstani journalist sent to America to report back his findings to the government, but who instead decides to focus on finding his dream woman – star Pamela Anderson. Not for the sensitive.

10.40 Sacha Baron Cohen: New Heroes Of Comedy A profile of Sacha Baron Cohen, the comedian behind Ali G and Borat.

11.40 The Aristocrats The most filthy and obscene joke in the world is told by over 100 comedians. Settle your stomach.

1.20am The Sopranos (x2) 3.10 FILM: Champion (1949) 4.45 Three Hungry Boys 5.15 Eating For Britain 5.25 Countdown

Five

Sky Sports 1

6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television 8.00 Milkshake Monkey 8.05 Hana’s Helpline 8.20 Mist: Sheepdog Tales 8.35 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.50 Igam Ogam 9.00 Olivia 9.15 The Mr. Men Show 9.30 Gerald McBoing Boing 10.00 Europa League Football Highlights 10.35 BUPA Great Ireland Run 11.35 The Gadget Show 12.35pm Chinese Food In Minutes 1.05 The Family Recipe 1.10 FILM: The Asphalt Jungle (1950) 3.25 FILM: Khartoum (1966)

6.00am LIVE European Tour Golf: Ballantine’s Championship 8.30 Barclays Premier League Preview 9.00 Soccer AM 12.00pm Gillette Soccer Saturday 12.30 LIVE Ford Football Special 3.00 Gillette Soccer Saturday 5.15 LIVE Premiership Rugby Union 7.30 You’re On Sky Sports 8.25 Football First: Game Of The Day 10.15 Football First: Match Choice (x3) 2.45 Sky Sports Classics 3.00 Premiership Rugby Union 4.00 LIVE European Tour Golf: Ballantine’s Championship

6.00 Five News 6.05 FILM: Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid (1969) Starring Paul Newman, Robert Redford, Katharine Ross. Oscar-winning western about a couple of train robbers who are forced to go on the run when the Union Pacific Railroad tires of being targeted and sets a posse on their trail. Look out for ‘Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head’.

8.00 NCIS US drama series. The team investigates the shooting of a marine and the kidnapping of his daughter. Bad people at work.

9.00 CSI: NY Crime drama series.

A promising student wakes up to the hangover from hell when he is found wandering the streets covered in blood and wielding an axe. We’ve all done it. Or a machete.

10.00 Law And Order American drama series. Lieutenant Van Buren cuts corners when trying to track down the assailant who threw acid in the face of her friend’s daughter.

11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation US drama series.

Grissom and Catherine investigate the death of a comedian who collapses on stage in the middle of his act. He died on stage. Ha! 11.55 Cops In Crisis Documentary.

12.15am SuperCasino 4.05 House Doctor (x2) 5.00 Hana’s Helpline 5.10 The Milkshake! Show 5.35 Thomas & Friends 5.45 Roary The Racing Car

6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Barclays Premier League Preview 7.00 Football League Weekend 8.00 IEX Magazine 8.30 LIVE Super 14 Rugby Union (x2) 12.30pm World Sport 1.00 European Tour Golf: Ballantine’s Championship 5.00 World Sport 5.30 LIVE Super League 8.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 European Tour Golf 12.30am Ladies Euro Tour Golf 1.30 Super League 3.00 Ladies Euro Tour Golf 4.00 Premiership Rugby Union 5.00 NFL - Total Access

Sky Sports 2

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Sports Unlimited 7.00 TBA 9.00 NFL - America’s Game 10.00 WWE Smackdown 12.00pm WWE The Bottom Line 1.00 Max Power 2.00 Friday Fight Night 4.00 WWE Smackdown 6.00 WWE The Bottom Line 7.00 LIVE Spanish Football (x2) 11.00 WWE Late Night Superstars 12.00am WWE NXT 1.00 WWE Late Night Smackdown 3.00 WWE Late Night Bottom Line 4.00 Super League 5.30 World Sport

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3.00pm The Real A & E 4.00 Best Of Oops TV 5.00 Pineapple Dance Studios 6.00 Noel’s Are You Smarter Than Your TenYear-Old? 7.00 Futurama 7.30 Glenn Martin, DDS 8.00 Lie To Me 9.00 FILM: Mission: Impossible II (2000) 11.20 A League Of Their Own 11.50 Road Wars (x2) 1.50 Street Wars

7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes 7.05 Doctor Who Confidential 7.50 Top Gear 9.00 FILM: Shrek 2 (2004) 10.25 Russell Howard’s Good News Extra 11.10 Family Guy 11.35 American Dad! (x2) 12.20am Don’t Tell The Bride 1.20 Russell Howard’s Good News Extra 2.05 Blood, Sweat And Luxuries

7.00pm The Lost Libraries Of Timbuktu 8.00 Wonders Of The Solar System 9.00 Wallander 10.30 Breaking The Mould: The Story Of Penicillin 11.50 The Guinea Pig Club 12.50am BBC Young Musician 2010 2.20 Wonders Of The Solar System 3.20 Breaking The Mould: The Story Of Penicillin

3.00pm Britain’s Got More Talent Auditions 4.00 American Idol: 7 Finalists 5.00 American Idol: Idol Gives Back 7.00 Homes From Hell 8.00 Superhuman: World’s Tallest Children 9.00 Britain’s Got More Talent Auditions 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.45 FILM: Passenger 57 (1993) 12.30am Britain’s Got Talent (x2)

12.05pm The Life And Crimes Of William Palmer (x2) 3.20 Pie In The Sky 4.20 The Darling Buds Of May 5.25 Ladies Of Letters 5.55 Agatha Christie’s Marple 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Pale Horse 10.15 Wycliffe 11.50 Murder In Mind 12.55am FILM: The Life Of David Gale (2003) 3.00 Teleshopping

12.50pm Supernanny 1.55 How To Look Good Naked 2.25 Hollyoaks Omnibus 5.00 Friends (x2) 6.00 90210 7.00 The Big Bang Theory 7.25 How I Met Your Mother 7.55 Friends (X2) 9.00 FILM: Just Married (2003) 10.50 FILM: The Butterfly Effect (2004) 1.00am Supernanny 2.05 Gok’s Fashion Fix

12.30pm Time Team 1.35 FILM: Doctor Dolittle (1967) 4.25 3 Minute Wonder: My Home Is My Shoes 4.30 3 Minute Wonder: My Home Is My Shoes 4.35 Grand Designs Abroad (X5) 10.00 Ricky Gervais Meets...

Larry David 11.05 Curb Your Enthusiasm (X2) 12.45am Ricky Gervais Meets... Larry David

12.00pm New Australia’s Next Top Model 1.00 Four Weddings (x5) 4.00 FILM: Stuart Little 3: Call Of The Wild (2005) 5.30 Nothing To Declare (x7) 9.00 Ghost Whisperer (x2) 11.00 Criminal Minds 12.00am CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 1.00 Nothing To Declare (x4) 3.00 I Dream Of Jeannie (x4)

G.O.L.D.

Comedy Central

Discovery

Sci Fi

Sky Movies

Sky Movies

Film4

TCM

12.00pm Bloody Britain (x9) 5.00 Heli-Loggers 6.00 Mythbusters (x2) 8.00 How It’s Made (x2) 9.00 Days That Shook The World 10.00 Crimes That Shook The World 11.00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 12.00am The FBI Files (x2) 2.00 Forensic Detectives (x2) 3.50 Extreme Engineering 4.40 Weapons Of Combat

2.20pm Legend Of The Seeker 3.20 Sanctuary 4.20 FILM: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s Sherlock Holmes (2010) 6.10 FILM: Ice Twisters (2009) 8.00 V 9.00 FILM: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s Sherlock Holmes (2010) 10.50 FILM: The Foreigner (2003) 12.40am FILM: An American Werewolf In London (1981)

10.00am Drums Along The Mohawk (1939) 11.50 Around The World In 80 Days (1956) 2.45pm The Hustler (1961) 5.00 Roman Holiday (1953) 7.00 Father Goose (1964) 9.00 Drums Along The Mohawk (1939) 10.50 The Hustler (1961) 1.15am Revenge Of Frankenstein (1958)

8.00am Das Boot - The Director’s Cut (1981) 11.30 The Apostle (1997) 1.45pm The Class (2008) 4.00 Chaplin (1992) 6.30 Das Boot - The Director’s Cut (1981) 10.00 The Baader Meinhof Complex (2008) 12.35am Inserts (1975) 2.35 The Grifters (1990) 4.30 The Movie Geek

11.00am Broken Lance (1954) 1.00pm Dunston Checks In (1996) 2.40 The Hot Rock (1972) 4.40 The Pink Panther (1963) 6.55 Tilda Swinton On I Am Love 7.05 Monster-in-Law (2005) 9.00 Predator (1987) 11.05 Predator 2 (1990) 1.15am Elektra (2005) 3.05 Matthew Vaughn On KickAss

1.00pm The Loneliness Of The Long Distance Runner (1962) 3.00 It’s A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World (1963) 5.55 The Screening Room 6.45 After The Fox (1966) 9.00 Road House (1989) 11.15 The Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert (1994) 1.10am Boxcar Bertha (1972)

9.20am Citizen Smith 10.00 Only Fools And Horses (x3) 2.50 My Family Christmas Special 4.05 Only Fools And Horses (x3) 9.00 Jonathan Creek (x2) 1.00am The Comic Strip Presents... 2.10 French And Saunders Christmas Special 2.45 Posh Nosh 3.00 Home Shopping

4.30pm Samantha Who? 5.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (x2) 6.00 FILM: Drop Dead Fred (1991) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Lee Evans: Wired And Wonderful - Live At Wembley 11.15 New South Park 11.45 Chris Rock: Bigger And Blacker 1.15am Dirty, Sexy, Funny: Olivia Lee

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sunday 25 Over The Rainbow Results Show BBC1, 7.15pm It’s unfair. In front of the nation you get whittled down to the final two by people who phone in – because they maybe don’t like your hair or you look like that annoying girl from school – and then have to sing under pressure for Lord Webber. Lose, and you've got to sing again! Not fair.

Top Gear USA Special BBC2, 9pm Last time they went to the USA they almost got lynched. Whether they do any better this time remains to be seen, but you can bet Jeremy’s motormouth will not be in check. Jezza is joined by Richard and James for thier own fly-drive holiday, trying to prove that buying a car is more fun than renting. Hmm.

Maps: Power, Plunder And Possession BBC4, 9pm Professor Jerry Brotton shows how maps can reflect the prejudices and fears of the time when it was created. Victorian James Wyld’s map awarded each country a mark from one to five, deeming how civilised it was.

Now computer maps look at poverty and disease. Intriguing.

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6.00am Breakfast 6.40 MotoGP 2010: Motegi 8.00 Match Of The Day 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 London Marathon 2.00pm The Politics Show 3.15 EastEnders 5.10 Songs Of Praise 5.50 BBC News

6.00am Fimbles 6.20 Me Too! 6.40 Clifford’s Puppy Days 6.55 Pingu 7.00 Dennis & Gnasher 7.15 Dennis & Gnasher 7.25 MyWish 7.30 Bear Behaving Badly 7.50 Sam And Mark’s Guide To Dodging Disaster 8.00 The Legend Of Dick And Dom 8.30 London Marathon 10.00 Something For The Weekend 11.30 Escape To The Country 12.00pm Monk 12.40 MotoGP 2010: Motegi 2.00 World Championship Snooker 5.15 Points Of View 5.30 Porridge

6.05 Regional News; Weather 6.15 Countryfile Matt Baker and Julia Bradbury head to the Cotswolds in Gloucestershire. Julia dons her walking boots and hits the heights on the Cotswolds Way walk which is celebrating its 40th anniversary.

6.20 South East Today 6.30 Countryfile 7.15 Over The Rainbow Results Show See highlights.

8.00 Antiques Roadshow Fiona Bruce and the team set up for a busy day at the Old Royal Naval College in Greenwich, London.

9.00 Five Daughters The story of the five young women murdered in Ipswich in the winter of 2006, dramatised from the testimony of many of those closest to them.

10.00 BBC News 10.15 South East Today 10.25 Panorama Panorama investigates just how overcrowded the UK actually is.

10.55 FILM: Arlington Road (1999) Starring Tim Robbins, Jeff Bridges, Joan Cusack, Mason Gamble.

Conspiracy thriller about a college professor who is prompted to research extreme right-wing groups after his wife is killed in a bungled FBI anti-terrorist operation.

12.45am Weatherview 12.50 Sign Zone: Sue Johnston’s Shangri La 1.45 Holby City 2.45 The Man Who Cycled The Americas 3.35 BBC News

6.00 The London Marathon Highlights Jonathan Edwards presents all the best action from the 30th running of the London Marathon.

That corner was brilliant, and that bit where he almost tripped but kept the lead. You know the bit.

7.00 World Championship Snooker Live second round action continues at the Crucible. Matches are the best-of-25 frames and are played over three sessions.

8.00 Tropic Of Cancer Simon Reeve continues his epic journey around the world following the tropic of Cancer.

The last leg of Simon’s journey begins in the jungles of Southeast Asia and ends in the tropical paradise of Hawaii. Sounds a tad like a BBC-paid mega holiday. Maybe.

9.00 Top Gear USA Special See highlights.

10.00 Match Of The Day 2 Adrian Chiles presents highlights of the day’s four Premier League fixtures as Aston Villa look to seal a sixth straight derby day victory over neighbours Birmingham City. Local boy Gabby Agbonlahor scored the only goal in a 1-0 win at St Andrews last September.

11.00 Eyewitness Things that were actualy seen. And probably heard too.

12.00am World Championship Snooker Highlights 12.50 World Championship Snooker Extra 2.50 BBC News 3.35 Super League Show

ITV1

6.00am GMTV 9.25 Coronation Street Omnibus 11.45 ITV News & Weather 12.00pm This Morning: Sunday 1.00 Columbo: A Stitch In Crime 2.30 Survival With Ray Mears 3.35 Britain’s Got Talent 4.35 FILM: Two Weeks Notice (2002)

6.25 Meridian News; Weather 6.40 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Survival With Ray Mears Bushcraft expert Ray Mears applies his expertise to tracking some of the world’s deadliest predators. Today he is in the pristine beauty of Canada’s Pacific Northwest coast, on the trail of the extremely rare white spirit bear.

8.00 Foyle’s War Foyle is given the date when he can walk out of Hastings police station, his tenure as Detective Chief Superintendent finally over. But when he spots a headline about a member of a distinguished local family sentenced to hang for treason he realises that he might have one last case to explore.

10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.15 The South Bank Show Revisited: Stephen Sondheim Melvyn Bragg travels to Manhattan to talk to the master lyricist Stephen Sondheim about his craft, his early life, and the influence of Oscar Hammerstein on his career.

11.15 Guinness Premiership Rugby All the action from the penultimate round of fixtures in the Guinness Rugby Premiership.

12.15am UEFA Champions League Weekly 12.45 British Superbike Championship Highlights 1.35 Nightwatch With Steve Scott: Crime 2.30 Coastal Kitchen 2.55 ITV Nightscreen T 5.30 ITV Morning News

Channel 4

6.10am The Treacle People 6.20 The Hoobs 6.45 The Hoobs 7.10 Dunlop MSA Formula Ford Championship 7.40 Mobil 1 The Grid 8.05 GT Academy 9.00 The Hills 9.30 Friends 10.00 Hollyoaks Omnibus 12.30pm Running In Heels 1.00 Frock Me With TK Maxx 1.35 Glee 2.35 Friends 3.10 Friends 3.40 The Simpsons 4.15 The Simpsons 4.40 Deal Or No Deal 5.30 Time Team

6.30 Channel 4 News 7.00 Embarrassing Bodies: Back To The Clinic Christian Jessen and Pixie McKenna revisit some of the patients who sought advice on awkward medical conditions. That’s exactly what they want – reminding.

8.00 Come Dine With Me Cookerybased reality series. A quirky quartet of cooks go head-to-head in Belfast: dapper Nick, burlesque stripper Nikki, spiritualist Jacqueline and cage fighter Donal. Grargh!

9.00 The Restoration Man George Clarke travels the British Isles meeting people hoping to restore architectural treasures. Former heavyweight boxing champion Scott Welch has spent 20 years harbouring a dream that he would someday own Thorington Gate Lodge in Suffolk.

That’s a very specific dream.

10.00 Greatest Comedy Catchphrases Special featuring clips from the most popular comedy shows of the last 50 years, and interviews with the writers and performers behind the immortal lines which have become embedded in the national psyche. Ooh Betty, shut that door! D’oh! (add your own here).

1.05am Ricky Gervais Meets...

Larry David 2.00 The Sopranos (x2) 3.55 Hill Street Blues 4.45 Three Hungry Boys 5.10 Countdown 5.55 The Treacle People

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6.00 – 7.45am Children’s television 7.45 Milkshake! Music Box 7.50 Fireman Sam 8.05 Hana’s Helpline 8.15 Mist: Sheepdog Tales 8.30 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.50 Igam Ogam 9.00 Olivia 9.15 The Mr. Men Show 9.30 Gerald McBoing Boing 10.00 Hannah Montana 10.35 Wizards Of Waverly Place 11.10 Andre Rieu At The Albert Hall 12.10pm Ice Patrol 1.10 Cowboy Builders 2.10 FILM: Darby’s Rangers (1957) 4.30 FILM: Agent Cody Banks (2002) 6.25 Five News 6.30 FILM: The Man In The Iron Mask (1998) Starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Jeremy Irons, Gabriel Byrne, John Malkovich, Gerard Depardieu and Anne Parillaud.

Swashbuckling tale based on the novel by Alexandre Dumas. The Three Musketeers, now retired, plan to oust the cruel French ruler, King Louis XIV, from the throne and replace him with an imprisoned man whose true identity is unknown. Brill.

9.00 FILM: Secret Window (2004) Starring Johnny Depp, John Turturro, Maria Bello, Timothy Hutton, Charles S. Dutton and Kyle Allatt.

Nervy thriller in which a successful author retreats to his woodside cabin after discovering that his wife is having an affair. When a psychotic stranger shows up and accuses him of plagiarising his idea for a story, he tries to find a copy of his original manuscript to prove the truth. But terrifying things happen whenever he comes close to finding it.

10.55 Justin Lee Collins: Good Times Repeat of last Monday’s show.

11.55 The Gadget Show Consumer technology show.

12.55am SuperCasino 4.05 House Doctor (x2) 4.55 The Family Recipe 5.00 Hana’s Helpline 5.10 The Milkshake! Show 5.35 Thomas & Friends 5.45 Roary The Racing Car

6.00am LIVE European Tour Golf: Ballantine’s Championship 8.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 9.00 Sunday Supplement 10.30 Goals On Sunday 11.55 LIVE Ford Super Sunday 2.30pm FIFA Futbol Mundial 3.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 3.30 LIVE Ford Super Sunday 5.15 Premiership Rugby Union 6.30 Super Sunday: The Last Word 8.00 LIVE Spanish Football 10.00 Football First: Match Choice (x2) 12.00am Spanish Football 1.00 LIVE WWE Extreme Rules 4.00 Spanish Football 5.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 5.30 Football Asia

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Football First: Match Choice (x2) 9.00 IEX Magazine 9.30 Wild Spirits 10.00 Grand Prix Speedway 1.00pm LIVE Cricket 7.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 European Tour Golf 12.30am Ladies Euro Tour Golf 1.30 Scottish Premier League 2.30 Masters Tennis 4.30 Close

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Watersports World 7.00 Wild Spirits 7.30 This Week In WWE 8.00 WWE Vintage Collection 9.00 WWE Afterburn 10.00 Premiership Rugby Union 11.00 Wild Spirits 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm LIVE Scottish Premier League 2.15 LIVE Scottish Premier League 5.00 Wild Spirits 5.30 This Week In WWE 6.00 WWE Experience 7.00 IEX Magazine 7.30 Wild Spirits 8.00 Masters Tennis 10.00 This Week In WWE 10.30 WWE Late Night Afterburn 11.30 WWE Vintage Collection 12.30am This Week In WWE 1.00 Watersports World 2.00 Close

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1.00pm The Simpsons 1.30 Glenn Martin, DDS 2.00 Futurama (x4) 4.00 UK Border Force 5.00 The Simpsons (x2) 6.00 Pineapple Dance Studios 7.00 The Simpsons (x2) 8.00 Best Of Oops TV 9.00 24 10.00 House 11.00 Ross Kemp: Battle For The Amazon 12.00am Bones 1.00 A League Of Their Own

7.00pm The World’s Toughest Driving Tests 8.00 Doctor Who 8.45 Doctor Who Confidential 9.00 The Autistic Me – One Year On 10.00 Heroes 10.40 Family Guy 11.05 American Dad! (x2) 11.50 Blood, Sweat And Luxuries 12.50am The Autistic Me - One Year On 1.50 Russell Howard’s Good News Extra

7.00pm Beautiful Minds 8.00 The Beauty Of Maps (x2) 9.00 Maps: Power, Plunder & Possession. See highlights. 10.00 The Tutu Talks 10.30 Goldsmiths: But Is It Art? 11.20 Oil City Confidential: Dr Feelgood 1.10am African School 1.40 The Tutu Talks 2.10 Maps: Power, Plunder & Possession

5.35pm Planet’s Funniest Animals 6.00 Best Of You’ve Been Framed! 7.00 Britain’s Got Talent 8.00 Britain’s Got More Talent Auditions 9.00 George And Larry Lamb’s Parent Trip 10.00 FILM: Miss Congeniality 2: Armed And Fabulous (2005) 12.20am Britain’s Got More Talent Auditions 1.20 The Vampire Diaries 2.10 Supernatural

1.45pm Ruth Rendell’s Inspector Wexford 4.05 Agatha Christie’s Poirot (x3) 7.30 Ladies Of Letters 8.00 The Best Of The Royal Variety 9.00 FILM: Tin Cup (1996) 11.45 Monsignor Renard 1.15am FILM: Nora Roberts: Northern Lights (2008) 2.50 Micawber 3.40 Emmerdale Omnibus

12.20pm Supernanny 1.25 Reaper 2.25 FILM: The Core (2003) 5.00 Friends (x2) 6.00 Scrubs (x2) 7.00 The Loop (x2) 8.00 Friends (x2) 9.00 Desperate Housewives (x2) 11.00 Samantha Who? (x2) 11.55 Being Erica 12.55am Supernanny 1.50 Gok’s Fashion Fix 2.45 Samantha Who? 3.10 The Loop

1.20pm Scrapheap Challenge 2.25 Coach Trip (x5) 5.05 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 River Cottage: Gone Fishing 9.00 Gordon’s Great Escape 10.25 The Air Hospital 11.30 Father Ted 12.00am Black Books 12.35 The IT Crowd 1.05 Curb Your Enthusiasm 1.45 Deal Or No Deal 2.30 Gordon’s Great Escape 3.30 Close

12.00pm FILM: Stuart Little 3: Call Of The Wild (2005) 1.30 Passport Patrol (x9) 6.00 Grey’s Anatomy 7.00 Four Weddings 8.00 Cougar Town (x2) 9.00 Superdaddy 10.00 Criminal Minds 11.00 Supernatural 12.00am CSI: Miami 1.00 Nothing To Declare (x2) 2.00 Exposed: Take That 3.00 I Dream Of Jeannie (x4)

G.O.L.D.

Comedy Central

Discovery

Sci Fi

Sky Movies

Sky Movies

Film4

TCM

12.00pm How It’s Made (x2) 1.00 Hindenburg: Titanic Of The Skies 3.00 Heli-Loggers 4.00 Mythbusters (x2) 6.00 Deadliest Catch 7.00 How Do They Do It? (x2) 8.00 How It’s Made (x2) 9.00 Man On Earth 10.00 Human Body: Ultimate Machine 11.00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 12.00am The FBI Files (x2)

12.00pm FILM: The Land That Time Forgot (2009) 1.40 FILM: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s Sherlock Holmes (2010) 3.20 FILM: 100 Million BC (2008) 5.00 V 6.00 Legend Of The Seeker 7.00 Sanctuary 8.00 Human Target 9.00 FILM: The Foreigner (2003) 10.50 FILM: My Name Is Bruce (2007) 12.30am Angel (x2)

12.10pm Hondo (1953) 1.50 Von Ryan’s Express (1965) 3.50 Spartacus (1960) 7.00 Houseboat (1958) 9.00 The Molly Maguires (1970) 11.10 Hondo (1953) 12.45am The Molly Maguires (1970) 3.00 Seven Thieves (1960) 4.50 Junior Bonner (1972)

12.55pm No Country For Old Men (2007) 3.00 Margot At The Wedding (2007) 4.40 Two Lovers (2008) 6.40 I Think I Love My Wife (2007) 8.20 Nick & Norah’s Infinite Playlist (2009) 10.00 Choke (2008) 11.40 Blindness (2008) 1.45am The Movie Geek 2.15 Breaking The Waves (1996)

11.00am The Good Die Young (1954) 1.00pm Holy Man (1998) 3.10 My Darling Clementine (1946) 5.05 A Walk In The Clouds (1995) 7.05 Son Of The Mask (2005) 9.00 Fantastic Four: Rise Of The Silver Surfer (2007) 10.45 The Abyss (1989) 1.30am Bombon, El Perro (2004) 3.25 Tilda Swinton On I Am Love

10.20 amAfter The Fox (1966) 12.20pm The Screening Room 1.00 The Mouse On The Moon (1963) 3.00 The Magnificent Seven Ride! (1972) 5.15 New York, New York (1977) 8.20 The Screening Room 9.00 A Dry White Season (1989) 11.20 Equus (1977) 2.00am Chuck Jones: Memories Of Childhood

2.10pm FILM: Whisky Galore (1949) 3.55 Last Of The Summer Wine 5.55 Heroes Of Comedy: Tommy Cooper 7.40 Jonathan Creek 9.00 The Vicar Of Dibley 9.55 Absolutely Fabulous 10.35 French And Saunders Christmas Special 11.15 FILM: Whisky Galore (1949) 1.00am Heroes Of Comedy: Tommy Cooper

12.00pm Two And A Half Men (x6) 3.00 FILM: Drop Dead Fred (1991) 5.00 Scrubs 5.30 Samantha Who? 6.00 Two And A Half Men (x6) 9.00 Peter Kay At The Comedy Store 10.00 Lee Evans: Wired And Wonderful - Live At Wembley 12.15am New South Park 12.45 30 Rock

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monday 26 Have I Got News For You BBC2, 10pm Jeremy Clarkson is guest host on Have I Got News For You. I’ll say that again. Jeremy Clarkson is guest host on Have I Got News For You. This promises to be interesting, with Jezabel known for his forthright views and Paul Merton and Ian Hislop known for not pulling their punches. Clashes will happen. Pow.

The World’s Richest Teenager And Me Channel 4, 10pm Mark Dolan tries to be Louis Theroux, but with a bit more judgement of his subjects thrown in. In his latest adventures, Mark does a bit of globetrotting to hang out with the richest kids in Ohio, Moscow, Dubai and Bangkok.

Gilded cage or proper Monopoly game? Mark decides.

The Return Of Sherlock Holmes ITV3, 7.55pm Who says a renowned detective looks best in a deerstalker? It just ain’t so! Our intrepid clever-clogs Holmes’ interest is piqued when it is reported that several busts of Napoleon are smashed, and one incident is connected with murder. Devoted nationalism against the Frenchman? Perhaps.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Hospital Heroes 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 To Buy Or Not To Buy 11.30 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Escape To The Country 3.00 BBC News 3.05 Grandpa In My Pocket 3.15 Gigglebiz 3.30 Leon 3.35 Jakers: The Adventures Of Piggley Winks 3.55 Shaun The Sheep 4.05 Tracy Beaker Returns 4.35 M.I. High 5.00 Newsround 5.15 The Weakest Link

6.00 – 9.00am Children’s television 9.00 Charlie And Lola 9.15 Postman Pat: SDS 9.30 LazyTown 9.55 Garth And Bev 10.10 Waybuloo 10.30 In The Night Garden 11.00 Nature’s Calendar 11.30 The Daily Politics: 12.30pm Working Lunch 1.00 Gymnastics 2010: European Championships Highlights 2.15 The Daily Politics Election Debate 3.00 World Championship Snooker 5.55 Party Election Broadcast By The British National Party

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 6.55 Party Political Broadcast 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Bang Goes The Theory Liz Bonnin, Dallas Campbell, Jem Stansfield and Dr Yan Wong test science to its limits. Dallas hits the streets to discover what makes us happy. Not hitting streets?

8.00 EastEnders Christian’s actions have devastating consequences for Syed, Amira and their families.

8.30 Panorama In the last 20 years less than 20 teachers have been struck off for incompetence in the whole of the UK. That is despite the fact that education experts put the figure of bad and failing teachers closer to 15,000. Investigation time.

9.00 Five Daughters Drama based on true events. With the discovery of two bodies in quick succession, fear and panic begin to take hold on the streets of Ipswich.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Party Political Broadcast 10.50 The Graham Norton Show Graham presents a show focusing on people, trends and stories.

11.35 This Week A political review.

12.20am Late Kick Off 12.50 Springwatch 12.55 Sign Zone: Priceless Antiques Roadshow 1.25 Great British Menu 1.55 How Earth Made Us 2.55 Jobless 3.55 News

6.00 Eggheads Quiz show.

6.30 Great British Menu The country’s top chefs are competing to cook at a fabulous banquet. This week it’s the turn of the chefs from the South West – Henry Herbert, John Hooker and Nathan Outlaw.

Stop making fish fingers and frozen peas look bad for dinner!

7.00 World Championship Snooker The opening frames from the concluding sessions of the second round matches as the quarter-final line-up is decided.

8.00 Hidden Houses Of Wales Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen turns his attention to Plas Llanmihangel – an impressive Elizabethan manor house in the Vale of Glamorgan.

8.30 The Hairy Bakers The Hairy Bikers take their longest trip in the baking series, from Cornwall to Scotland. Pies!

9.00 Mary Queen Of Charity Shops: Revisited She’s baa-ack.

10.00 Have I Got News For You See highlights.

10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Party Election Broadcast

By The Liberal Democrats 11.25 Great Ormond Street Staff of the hospital’s renal department treat children for conditions.

12.25am World Championship Snooker Highlights 1.15 World Championship Snooker Extra 3.15 News 4.00 GCSE Bitesize Revision

ITV1

6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 60 Minute Makeover 3.00 Daily Cooks Challenge 4.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 5.00 Divided

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.25 Party Election Broadcast

By The Liberal Democrats 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Chas and Paddy anxiously wait to see if Aaron will wake up. None of the alarms work?

7.30 Coronation Street Dev and Sunita finally move back onto the Street. Ahh, bless.

8.00 Countrywise Series in which Paul Heiney and the team look at the best of Britain’s coast and country.

8.30 Coronation Street Audrey worries if gigolo Lewis’s feelings for her are genuine. Clue’s in the job.

9.00 Joanna Lumley’s Nile Joanna Lumley explores the Nile from sea to source. Today she reaches Khartoum, the capital of Sudan and the confluence of the Blue Nile and the White Nile. Is the Blue on very rude?

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.30 Party Election Broadcast

By The British National Party 10.35 FILM: Shakespeare In Love (1998) Starring Gwyneth Paltrow, Joseph Fiennes, Ben Affleck, Judi Dench. Romantic comedy about a fictional relationship between William Shakespeare and a young woman who poses as a man in order to star in one of the writer’s plays.

12.55am Nightwatch With Steve Scott 1.50 Loose Women 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.35 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

Channel 4

6.05am Sali Mali 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Freshly Squeezed 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.20 Frasier 8.50 Will And Grace 9.20 Coach Trip 10.20 Deal Or No Deal 11.05 Wife Swap USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 The TV Book Club 12.35 Will And Grace 1.00 A Brief History Of Fun 1.20 FILM: Cloak And Dagger (1946) 3.25 Countdown 4.10 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Iron Chef UK

6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks As Calvin’s wedding approaches, Mercedes warns Calvin that she will always be there to remind him of what happened between them.

7.55 Party Election Broadcast 8.00 Young, Autistic And StagestruckAlex demonstrates his favourite hip-hop moves and Jozsef makes his first real friend. Plus a look at the home lives of some of the older cast members.

9.00 Blitz Street To commemorate the 70th anniversary of the Blitz, this series gives volunteers experience of aspects of life in wartime through reenactments of air raids. The street is on the receiving end of one of the largest bombs the Luftwaffe ever dropped on Britain: the SC1000.

10.00 The World’s Richest Teenager And Me See highlights.

11.05 Party Election Broadcast 11.10 Russell Brand: Skinned Intimate and revealing documentary combining behind-the-scenes footage and stand-up performance as Russell Brand completes his wildly successful international ‘Scandalous’ tour. In an in-depth interview with Frank Skinner, Russell discusses his rise to fame.

12.15am Magners Brighton Comedy Festival 1.15 The Lady And The Revamp 2.15 The Sopranos (x2) 3.55 FILM: Blood On The Sun (1945) 5.30 Three Hungry Boys

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6.00 - 8.10am Children’s television 8.10 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Thomas & Friends 8.35 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.45 Ebb And Flo 8.50 Castle Farm 8.55 The WotWots 9.05 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 9.15 The Wright Stuff 10.45 Trisha Goddard 11.45 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.40pm Five News 12.45 Brighton Beach Patrol 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.50 The Family Recipe 2.55 FILM: The Long Shot (2004) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Xavier sets out in search of Hugo. Forced to spend time with his mum and John, Xavier makes an effort to be civil.

(Teenage humph!)

6.25 Live From Studio Five 7.25 Party Election Broadcast On Behalf Of The Liberal Democrats 7.30 How Do They Do It? Robert Llewellyn discovers how an old potato field is being transformed into a championship golf course. Fore!

7.55 Party Election Broadcast On Behalf Of The British National Party 8.00 The Gadget Show The intrepid presenters are in for a series of shocks as they arrive in the studio with absolutely no clue about the challenges that await them.

9.00 FlashForward Sci-fi drama.

Demetri’s life hangs in the balance and Olivia learns the identity of the person who texted her about Mark’s drinking. Dobber.

10.00 Justin Lee Collins: Good Times Cabaret-style chat show with celebrity guests, fun and games and musical performances.

11.00 FILM: Red Water (2003) Starring Lou Phillips, Coolio, Kristy Swanson. Horror about a quartet of people who are hunted by a freshwater shark on a Louisiana river.

12.55am SuperCasino 4.05 House Doctor (x2) 4.55 County Secrets 5.10 Neighbours 5.35 Home And Away

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (x3) 9.00 Football First: Match Choice 10.30 Spanish Football 11.30 Scottish Premier League 12.30pm Football First: Match Choice 2.00 Spanish Football 3.00 Scottish Premier League 4.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 4.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 5.30 SPL Round-Up 6.00 PFA Awards 2010 7.00 Netbusters 7.30 LIVE Football League: Championship 10.15 PFA Awards 2010 11.15 A League Of Their Own 11.45 Netbusters 12.15am SPL Round-Up 12.45 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 1.45 Football League: Championship 3.15 Netbusters 3.45 Sports Unlimited 4.45 Watersports World 5.45 Sky Sports Classics

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 PGA Tour Golf 10.30 European Tour Golf 12.00pm LIVE Masters Tennis 9.30 Wild Spirits 10.00 British Rally Championship 11.00 Boots ‘n’ All – The Tries 12.00am PFA Awards 2010 1.00 European Tour Golf: Ballantine’s Championship 2.00 PGA Tour Golf 3.00 Shell’s Wonderful World Of Golf 4.30 PGA Tour Classic 5.30 Close

Sky Sports 3 7.30am Super League 9.00 The Super 14 Show 11.00 WWE The Bottom Line 12.00pm WWE Afterburn 1.00 WWE Vintage Collection 2.00 WWE Experience 3.00 WWE Afterburn 4.00 WWE The Bottom Line 5.00 WWE Raw 7.00 WWE Smackdown 9.00 WWE Extreme Rules 12.00am WWE Vintage Collection 1.00 Urban Ride 1.30 Wild Spirits 2.00 LIVE WWE Late Night Raw 4.15 Close

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1.30pm Cold Case 2.30 Angela And Friends 3.30 Project Runway 4.30 Wedding SOS 5.00 Malcolm In The Middle 5.30 Futurama 6.00 Oops TV 7.00 The Simpsons (x2) 8.00 UK Border Force 9.00 House 10.00 NCIS: LA 11.00 Ross Kemp: Battle For The Amazon 12.00am 24 1.00 Oops TV

7.00pm Total Wipeout 8.00 The Real Hustle On Holiday 8.30 EastEnders: Christian And Syed 9.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 EastEnders: Christian And Syed 11.30 Family Guy (x2) 12.15am Russell Howard’s Good News 12.45 The Real Hustle On Holiday 1.15 Snog Marry Avoid?

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 The Great Rift: Africa’s Wild Heart 8.30 Africa Walks 9.00 The History Of Safari With Richard E Grant 10.30 FILM: The Ghost And The Darkness (1996) 12.10am The History Of Safari With Richard E Grant 1.40 Africa Walks 2.10 African School 2.40 The African Rock ‘n’ Roll Years

12.00pm Coronation Street (x2) 1.00 Emmerdale 1.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.40 Loose Women 4.40 Judge Judy (x3) 6.00 American Idol: 7 Finalists 7.00 Take Me Out 8.00 Best Of You’ve Been Framed! 9.00 FILM: Ocean’s Twelve (2004) 11.30 Celebrity Juice 12.15am Coronation Street

3.05pm Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman 4.05 The Darling Buds Of May 5.05 George And Mildred 5.40 Heartbeat 6.50 Born And Bred 7.55 The Return Of Sherlock Holmes. See highlights.

9.00 Rosemary And Thyme 10.00 Ladies Of Letters 10.30 Rising Damp 11.00 The Bill: Paying The Price 12.05am Wycliffe

1.05pm Scrubs (x2) 2.05 Friends 2.35 Hollyoaks 3.05 Gilmore Girls 4.00 Veronica Mars 5.00 Friends (x2) 6.00 Scrubs (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 My Name Is Earl 8.00 Friends (x2) 9.00 Glee 10.00 The Cleveland Show 10.30 King Of The Hill 11.00 FILM: Just Married (2003) 12.50am My Name Is Earl 1.20 Scrubs (x2)

4.25pm How Clean Is Your House? (x2) 5.30 Relocation, Relocation 6.35 Deal Or No Deal 7.25 Grand Designs 8.30 The Daily Show With Jon Stewart: Global Edition 9.00 Relocation: Phil Down Under 10.00 Country House Rescue 11.00 Without A Trace 12.05am Brothers And Sisters

1.00pm Britain’s Next Top Model 2.00 Four Weddings 2.30 Passport Patrol 3.00 Ghost Whisperer 4.00 Charmed (x2) 6.00 America’s Next Top Model 7.00 Ghost Whisperer 8.00 New Australia’s Next Top Model 9.00 Four Weddings 10.00 Cougar Town (x2) 11.00 Criminal Minds 12.00am CSI: Miami

G.O.L.D.

Comedy Central

Discovery

Sci Fi

Sky Movies

Sky Movies

Film4

TCM

1.00pm Human Body: Ultimate Machine 2.00 Killer Tanks 3.00 The First World War 4.00 Time Team 5.00 Extreme Engineering 6.00 Raging Planet 7.00 Mythbusters 8.00 How Do They Do It? 8.30 How It’s Made 9.00 Mythbusters 11.00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 12.00am The FBI Files (x2)

12.00pm Buffy The Vampire Slayer 1.00 Angel (x2) 3.10 FILM: Ice Twisters (2009) 5.00 Buffy The Vampire Slayer 6.00 A Town Called Eureka 7.00 Smallville 8.00 FILM: Journey To Middle Earth (2008) 9.40 FILM: Total Eclipse (2008) 11.20 V 12.20am FILM: Icebreaker (1999) 2.10 3rd Rock From The Sun

11.15am How To Marry A Millionaire (1953) 12.50pm Robinson Crusoe On Mars (1964) 2.50 Les Miserables (1935) 4.50 Pimpernel Smith (1941) 7.00 Stagecoach (1966) 9.00 Bandolero! (1968) 10.50 How To Marry A Millionaire (1953) 12.30am Robinson Crusoe On Mars (1964)

9.30am Bottle Shock (2008) 11.30 The Movie Geek 12.00pm Mongol (2007) 2.20 There Will Be Blood (2007) 5.00 Trekkies 6.30 Arctic Tale (2007) 8.00 Bottle Shock (2008) 10.00 Nashville (1975) 12.40am Mongol (2007) 2.50 There Will Be Blood (2007)

11.00am A Letter To Three Wives (1949) 1.05pm The Iron Petticoat (1956) 2.55 The Last Wagon (1956) 4.50 Matthew Vaughn On Kick-Ass 4.55 Murder, She Said (1961) 6.40 Freedom Writers (2007) 9.00 X-Men (2000) 11.00 Aeon Flux (2005) 12.45am Kontroll (2003) 2.55 Matthew Vaughn On Kick-Ass

8.45am New York, New York (1977) 12.10pm The Screening Room 1.00 Pulp (1972) 3.00 Comes A Horseman (1978) 5.15 The Screening Room 6.00 Yentl (1983) 9.00 Miles From Home (1988) 11.00 Romeo Is Bleeding (1994) 1.10am Miles From Home (1988) 3.00 Teleshopping 5.00 Pulp (1972)

3.40pm My Family 4.25 As Time Goes By 5.05 The Vicar Of Dibley 6.00 Last Of The Summer Wine (x2) 7.20 Porridge 8.00 The Green Green Grass 8.40 The Thin Blue Line 9.20 Comedy Connections 10.00 Only Fools And Horses 11.05 Men Behaving Badly 11.45 Smack The Pony 12.20am Comedy Connections

4.00pm Scrubs (x2) 5.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (x2) 6.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 7.00 The King Of Queens (x2) 8.00 Scrubs (x2) 9.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 10.00 30 Rock (x2) 11.00 New South Park 11.30 Sex And The City (x3) 1.10 Two And A Half Men (x2) 2.15 30 Rock (x2)

Classics

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