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wednesday 10 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Five, 8pm It’s a double feature-ooney and the excellent news is the second part follows immediately after the first. None of this waiting a week malarkey. A shoot-out on the streets ends up with a row of dead bodies and allegations of police shooting unarmed men. Grissom’s on the case.
Rich Stein’s Memoirs Of A Seafood Chef BBC2, 9pm Becoming a world famous seafood chef doesn’t happen overnight y’know. With friends and family commenting on the odyssey to success Rick undertook, here are some delightful tales spanning nearly thirty years in the tasty trade. Gives us all hope.
Imagine... The Artist Formerly Known As Cat Stevens BBC4, 10.40pm Beloved in the 60s and 70s, begetter of a string of hits including ‘Moonshadow’, ‘Where Do The Children Play’ and ‘Morning Has Broken’, and spritual convert to Islam, here is his story. Cat Stevens or Yusef Islam – lovely music.
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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Crimewatch Roadshow 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 To Buy Or Not To Buy 11.45 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Diagnosis Murder 3.00 BBC News 3.05 Nuzzle And Scratch 3.25 Martha Speaks 3.35 Raven - The Dragon’s Eye 4.05 Paradise Cafe 4.35 Blue Peter 5.00 MyWish 5.05 Newsround 5.15 The Weakest Link
6.00am Tikkabilla 6.30 Teletubbies 7.00 Freefonix 7.25 Newsround 7.30 Hider In The House 8.00 Mortified 8.30 Big And Small 8.40 Bob The Builder: Project Build It 8.50 3rd And Bird 9.05 Poetry Pie 9.10 LazyTown Extra 9.25 Mister Maker 9.45 Harry And Toto 9.55 Tellytales 10.05 Jakers: The Adventures Of Piggley Winks 10.30 In The Night Garden 11.00 Alien Empire 11.30 The Daily Politics 1.00pm See Hear 1.30 Working Lunch 2.00 Tennis: Queen’s 2009 5.15 Escape To The Country
6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News And Weather 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News And Weather 2.00 60 Minute Makeover 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 The Biggest Loser 5.00 Divided
6.00am The Cubeez 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Big Brother’s Little Brother 8.00 Big Brother 9.00 Will And Grace 9.30 The Family: Teen Stories 10.00 Lifeproof TV 10.30 Vocation, Vocation, Vocation 11.00 Tricky Business Two 11.35 TV Is Dead? 12.00pm News At Noon 12.30 Postmodern Pastimes 12.45 Life Begins Again 1.50 FILM: The Raid (1954) 3.25 Countdown 4.15 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Coach Trip 5.30 Come Dine With Me
6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (x3) 9.00 Football Asia 9.30 Mountainbike World 10.00 World Twenty20 Cricket 12.00pm Volvo Ocean Race 1.00 LIVE World Twenty20 Cricket (x2) 9.30 LIVE International Football (x3) 4.00am Soccer AM: The Best Bits 5.00 Total Rugby
6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Animal 24:7 Protecting pets. 8.00 Celebrity MasterChef John Torode and Gregg Wallace begin the search for the country’s top celebrity chef. This show features two heats. In the first, Rosie Boycott, Joel Ross and Michael Obiora cook. In the second, Jan Leeming, Jayne Middlemiss and Joe Swift have a go. Only two of these contestants will get through. The others may cry. 9.00 Living With Monkeys: Tales From The Treetops Adventurer Guy Grieve and primatologist Julie Anderson continue their expedition to the rainforest in Gabon, one of the least-explored places on Earth. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The National Lottery Draws Jodie Prenger is live from Lottery HQ. No pre-recorded lottery here. 10.45 FILM: Insomnia (2002) Starring Al Pacino, Robin Williams. Crime drama about an LAPD detective who journeys to a small Alaskan town with his partner to investigate the murder of a 17-year-old girl. 12.35am Weatherview 12.40 Sign Zone: The Incredible Human Journey 1.40 Professor Regan’s... 2.40 Extreme Dreams: The Ultimate Challenge 3.10 The Unsellables 3.40 BBC News
6.00 Eggheads Dermot Murnaghan hosts the general knowledge quiz. 6.30 Flog It! A collection of risque magazines is among the items that turn up to be valued in Yeovil. Matron! 7.00 Coast Geographer Nicholas Crane presents a 13-part journey around the coast of the United Kingdom, uncovering stories that have made us the island nation we are today. 8.00 Springwatch In Wales, Simon King has a seabird murder mystery to solve, while Gordon Buchanan will be hoping all is well with his badger family. So long as there isn’t a headstrong toad with a car fixation needing guidance they’ll be fine. 9.00 Rick Stein’s Memoirs Of A Seafood Chef See highlights. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Gavin Esler. As if everyone didn’t already know the attitudes towards government. Sweetness and light, of course. 11.20 Cricket: World Twenty20 Manish Bhasin introduces highlights from the final day of group matches at Trent Bridge, with defending champions India facing Ireland, and Sri Lanka taking on the West Indies in a potential qualifying decider. 12.20am BBC News 4.00 Class Clips 5.00 Engineering For The World
6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather 6.45 Emmerdale Sparks fly between Cain and Carl when Carl calls in Debbie’s loan. Hammer time! 7.15 Coronation Street David panics as his lies begin to surface. Maria is frightened by her contractions. Romance blossoms between Rosie and Luke. Scary biscuits all round. 7.45 World Cup Qualifier: England V Andorra Steve Rider presents live coverage of England’s World Cup qualifier against Andorra from Wembley. This is England’s final qualifier of the season and they will hope to sign off with another three points on the road to South Africa 2010. With analysis from Andy Townsend and Teddy Sherringham, commentary by Clive Tyldesley and David Pleat, and pitchside reports from Gabriel Clarke and Ned Boulting. 10.20 The Late News; Weather 11.00 World Cup Qualifier Highlights: England V Andorra Matt Smith presents highlights of this evening’s World Cup 2010 qualifier between England and Andorra from Wembley. Commentary comes from Clive Tyldesley and David Pleat. 12.00am Nightwatch With Steve Scott: Action Stations 12.55 Loose Women 1.45 The Jeremy Kyle Show 2.35 60 Minute Makeover 3.25 Cornershop Crunch Time: Tonight 3.55 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 News
6.00 - 8.00am Children’s telvision 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.10 Peppa Pig 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Thomas & Friends 8.37 Little Lodgers 8.40 Pocoyo 8.45 Mio Mao 8.50 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 8.55 Chiro 9.00 Hana’s Helpline 9.15 The Wright Stuff 10.45 Trisha Goddard 11.45 House Doctor 2.15pm House Doctor 12.45 Five News 12.55 Wordplay 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.50 Wordplay Plus 3.10 FILM: Danielle Steel’s Remembrance (1996) 5.00 Five News With Natasha Kaplinsky 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Alf, Miles and Hugo make a gruesome discovery. Puff the Magic Dragon had been eating the sealing wax? 6.30 RSPCA: On The Frontline Documentary. Ian is faced with a dog that has savaged a cat. 7.00 Five News At 7 7.30 Mean Machines Documentary series showcasing technologically advanced and historically important machines. This instalment examines the NASA crawler – a 2,721-tonne machine used to move a space shuttle. Massive! 8.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation See highlights. 9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Forensic drama. Grissom and his CSI team continue to investigate the case of a traffic stop turned mile-long shoot-out. 10.00 FILM: Mad Max (1979) Starring Mel Gibson, Joanne Samuel, Hugh Keays-Byrne. Cult action drama set in a desolate near future when vicious motorcycle gangs roam the wastelands attacking what is left of civilisation. Mel Gibson’s calling card that got him into Hollywood. Make of that what you will. 11.55 PartyPoker.com European Open V 1.30am NHRA Drag Racing 3.05 Rolex Grand American 3.55 NHL Stanley Cup 2009 5.10 Neighbours 5.35 Home And Away
6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Darren finds out that Tony and Cindy only hired him so he wouldn’t kill himself. Self-esteem is where exactly now? But nice thought. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 3 Minute Wonder 8.00 River Cottage Hugh FearnleyWhittingstall presents a new series of the food magazine, celebrating the best food that spring and summer have to offer. In this episode, Hugh introduces a leftovers night at the canteen. Bubble ‘n’ squeak – yum! 9.00 Embarrassing Bodies Among the patients this week are a woman with severely cracked skin on her hands and feet, a woman with webbed breasts who is considering cosmetic surgery, and a woman whose polycystic ovaries are causing her problems. Goodness gracious! 10.00 Big Brother Highlights from the last 24 hours in the BB house. 11.05 My Monkey Baby Documentary about the US families who adopt monkeys, sometimes as a preferred option to having children. 12.10am 4Music Intros: The Rumble Strips 12.20 Bombay Bicycle Club 12.30 4 Music: Gaymers Grassroots Gigs: Starsailor 1.00 Dirty Sexy Money 1.50 Big Brother: Live 4.00 The Cooper Tyres British Formula 3 International Series 4.30 Gillette World Sport 5.00 World Superbikes
Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Ocean Adventures 7.00 World Twenty20 Cricket 9.00 Ocean Adventures 9.30 360 Series 10.00 Pool: World Cup Of Pool 11.00 Poker 12.30pm Football Asia 1.00 Ladies Euro Tour Golf 2.00 Football Asia 2.30 Poker 4.00 European Seniors Tour Golf 5.00 Total Rugby 5.30 Live Rugby Union 8.30 Total Rugby 9.00 European Tour Weekly 9.30 Rugby Union 11.00 LIVE Rugby Union (x2) 4.00am Close
Sky Sports 3 7.00am Volvo Ocean Race 8.00 European Seniors Tour Golf 9.00 Ladies Euro Tour Golf 10.00 Modern Pentathlon 11.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Sports Unlimited 1.00 360 Series 1.30 Mountain Bike World 2.00 Ocean Adventures 2.30 Sailing: Med Cup 3.00 Sports Unlimited 4.00 Volvo Ocean Race 5.00 NFL – Total Access 6.00 Boots ‘n’ All 7.00 Equestrianism 8.00 Boots ‘n’ All 9.00 Ocean Adventures 9.30 360 Series 10.00 Boots ‘n’ All 11.00 World Twenty20 Cricket 1.00am Soccer AM: The Best Bits 2.00 Poker 3.30 Equestrianism 4.30 Close
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1.00pm Project Catwalk 2.00 UK Border Force 3.00 Bones 4.00 Oops TV 4.30 Malcolm In The Middle (x2) 5.30 Oops TV 6.00 Futurama (x2) 7.00 The Simpsons (x2) 8.00 Noel’s Are You Smarter Than A TenYear-Old? 9.00 UK Border Force 10.00 Ross Kemp: In Search Of Pirates 11.00 Josef Fritzl: Story Of A Monster 12.00am Road Wars
7.00pm Doctor Who 7.45 Doctor Who Confidential 8.00 Make My Body Younger 9.00 Kizzy: Sex, Prams And Exams 10.00 Katie Price: The Jordan Years 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.50 The Real Hustle On Holiday 12.20am Bizarre Animal ER 12.50 Katie Price: The Jordan Years 1.50 Make My Body Younger
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 BBC Cardiff Singer Of The World 2009 9.00 Crisis At The Castle 10.00 In Concert: Cat Stevens 10.40 Imagine... The Artist Formerly Known As Cat Stevens. See highlights. 11.35 BBC Four Sessions 12.35am Crisis At The Castle 1.35 Batman (x2)
1.30 pmThe Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.45 The Ricki Lake Show (x2) 5.15 Sally Jessy Raphael 6.00 Judge Judy (x2) 7.00 I’m A Celebrity... USA ‘09 8.00 Gossip Girl 9.00 FILM: American Pie Presents Band Camp (2005) 10.55 Coronation Street 11.25 FILM: Gun Crazy (1992) 1.30am I’m A Celebrity... USA ‘09
12.15pm Rising Damp 12.50 Goodnight Sweetheart 1.25 Heartbeat 2.30 Upstairs, Downstairs 3.35 Doctor Zhivago 5.15 Goodnight Sweetheart 5.50 Heartbeat 6.55 On The Buses 7.25 Rising Damp 8.00 Monarch Of The Glen 9.00 Numb3rs 10.00 Life 11.00 FILM: Staying Alive (1983) 1.00am Doctor Zhivago
1.00pm Big Brother’s Little Brother 2.05 Big Brother 3.05 Desperate Housewives 4.00 The Hills 4.25 Hollyoaks 5.00 Friends (x2) 6.00 My Name Is Earl 6.30 Friends 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.35 My Name Is Earl 8.00 Friends (x2) 9.00 FILM: Batman (1989) 11.25 A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila 12.25am Big Brother: Live
4.00pm How Clean Is Your House? (x2) 5.05 Relocation, Relocation 6.05 Deal Or No Deal 7.00 Grand Designs 8.00 News 8.30 The Daily Show With Jon Stewart 9.00 Never Did Me Any Harm 10.00 Born To Be Different: Turning Nine 11.05 Dispatches: Crash Gordon 12.05am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares
12.50pm Maury 1.45 The Fix 2.00 10 Years Younger US (x2) 3.00 Will And Grace (x2) 4.00 Charmed (x2) 6.00 Britain’s Next Top Model 7.00 10 Years Younger US (x2) 8.00 Grey’s Anatomy 9.00 Eleventh Hour 10.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (x3) 1.00am Charmed 2.00 Blood Ties
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2.00 Crime Scene USA (x2) 3.00 Deadliest Catch 4.00 Time Team 5.00 Scrapheap Challenge 6.00 American Chopper 7.00 How Do They Do It? 7.30 How Does That Work? 8.00 Destroyed In Seconds (x2) 9.00 The Somme 11.00 Treasure Quest 12.00am Most Evil 1.00 Crime Scene USA (x2) 2.00 Solved
11.00am 3rd Rock From The Sun (x2) 12.00pm The Invisible Man 1.00 Psych 2.00 Eli Stone 3.00 FILM: Bone Eater (2007) 5.00 Quantum Leap 6.00 Psych 7.00 Eli Stone 8.00 FILM: Minority Report (2002) 10.50 FILM: Raging Sharks (2005) 12.40am FILM: Godsend (2004) 3.00 Medium
1.10pm The Movie Geek 1.40 Fourteen Hours (1951) 3.20 The Devil And Miss Jones (1941) 5.00 Pimpernel Smith (1941) 7.00 Spellbound (1945) 9.00 Steptoe And Son Ride Again (1973) 10.45 Voyage To The Bottom Of The Sea (1961) 12.35am Fourteen Hours (1951)
1.45pm Manhattan Murder Mystery (1993) 3.45 4 Months, 3 Weeks And 2 Days (2007) 5.45 The Escapist (2001) 7.25 The Movie Geek 7.55 Control (2007) 10.00 In Bruges (2008) 11.50 Bringing Out The Dead (1999) 1.50am Manhattan Murder Mystery (1993)
11.00am Highly Dangerous (1950) 12.45pm Fanny By Gaslight (1944) 2.55 13 Rue Madeleine (1946) 4.45 Blithe Spirit (1945) Noel Coward penned delight. 6.35 The Parent Trap (1998) 9.00 Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004) 10.50 Bread And Roses (2000) 12.45am Melinda And Melinda (2004)
8.05am A Majority Of One (1961) 10.55 Travels With My Aunt (1972) 1.00pm The Defector (1966) 3.00 Any Wednesday (1966) 5.10 Bombers B-52 (1957) 7.10 The Karate Killers (1967) 9.00 Losing Isaiah (1995) 11.00 Steelyard Blues (1973) 12.50am Star 80 (1983) 2.30 A Majority Of One (1961)
5.00pm As Time Goes By 5.40 Last Of The Summer Wine (x2) 7.00 My Family 7.40 The Green Green Grass 8.20 After You’ve Gone 9.00 The Royle Family 9.40 Harry Enfield And Chums 10.20 Murder Most Horrid 11.00 Steptoe And Son 11.40 The Royle Family 12.20am Harry Enfield And Chums
5.00pm Scrubs (x2) 6.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (x2) 7.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 8.00 Scrubs (x2) 9.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 10.00 The Office: An American Workplace 10.30 Sex And The City (x2) 11.45 South Park (x2) 12.45am Celebrity Death Match 1.15 Jackass
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