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monday 28 Dispatches: The Mobile Phone Rip-Off Channel 4, 8pm The booming mobile phone industry makes over 13 billion pounds every year, even though it also attracts the most grievances from customers. Reporter Anthony Barnett investigates the hidden links between high street phone retailers and the British government.
Embarrassing Bodies Channel 4, 9pm Fancy a chuckle at some poor other sod’s expense? Then head for Christian Jessen’s and Dawn Harper’s surgery as they try to ‘demistify’ embarrassing symptoms. Among the suckers paraded around tonight are a man who needs a full body lift and a woman who’s covered head-to-toe in psoriasis sores.
American Mafia: From Street to Screen Sky Movies Indie, 1.25am From Marlon Brando’s mumbling mob boss in The Godfather to the neurotic Tony Soprano, the mafia have provided a rich seam of memorable characters. Sky Movies invites a host of stars to talk about their favourite mob moments, with interviewees including Eliot Gould.
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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Missing Live 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer 11.00 To Buy or Not to Buy 11.45 Cash in the Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News and Weather 1.30 South East Today; Weather 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Out of the Blue 3.00 BBC News and Weather 3.05 Space Pirates 3.35 ChuckleVision 3.50 Eliot Kid 4.00 Thumb Wrestling Federation (x2) 4.10 Roar 4.35 Grange Hill 5.00 Newsround 5.15 The Weakest Link
6.30am Teletubbies 6.55 Tweenies Songtime 7.00 Arthur 7.25 Newsround 7.29 The Owl 7.30 Hider in the House 8.30 Jackanory 8.45 Numberjacks 9.00 Boogie Beebies 9.20 Me Too! 9.40 Something Special 9.55 Be Safe with the Tweenies 10.00 In the Night Garden 10.30 Focus 10.50 Look and Read 11.10 Razzledazzle 11.30 Barnaby Bear 11.45 Magic Key 12.00pm The Daily Politics 12.30 Working Lunch 1.00 Science Clips Investigates (x2) 1.20 Primary Geography 1.30 World Championship Snooker 6.00 Eggheads Dermot Murnaghan hosts the general knowledge quiz. 6.30 Great British Menu Noel McMeel produces a warm woodpigeon tart, baby rocket salad and goat’s buttermilk sorbet with wild garlic and basil dressing, whilst Danny Millar serves up sweetbreads with peas, broad beans and morels. 7.00 World Championship Snooker 9.00 Am I Normal? Dr Tanya Byron explores what some consider the fine line between religious devotion and psychiatric disorder. 10.00 Have I Got News For You The popular news quiz, with team captains Paul Merton and Hislop. 10.30 Newsnight Coverage of today’s important national and international news stories with Jeremy Paxman. 11.20 World Snooker Highlights Ray Stubbs introduces highlights from Sheffield and looks ahead to the quarter finals. 12.10am World Championship Snooker Extra Hazel Irvine introduces second round highlights from The Crucible in Sheffield. 2.00 Joins BBC News 4.00 GCSE Bitesize Revision
6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.10 ITV News 11.15 Meridian News and Weather 11.20 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News and Weather 2.00 60 Minute Makeover 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 Goldenballs
6.10am The Hoobs (x2) 7.00 Freshly Squeezed 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Just Shoot Me 8.30 Frasier (x2) 9.30 Will and Grace 9.55 The OC 10.50 Smallville: Superman The Early Years 11.45 In Your Dreams 12.00pm News at Noon 12.30 Proud Parents 12.45 FILM: Moonfleet (1955) 2.20 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 3.25 Countdown 4.15 Deal or No Deal 5.00 The Paul O’Grady Show
6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (x4) 9.00 Ford Football Special 10.30 Super Sunday: The Last Word 11.00 Spanish Football 12.30pm UEFA Champions League Weekly 1.00 Ford Football Special 2.30 Super Sunday: The Last Word 3.00 Spanish Football 4.30 Big League Weekend 6.00 PFA Awards 2008 7.30 LIVE Championship Football 10.00 PFA Awards 2008 10.30 Big League Weekend 1.00am Soccer AM: The Best Bits 2.00 PFA Awards 2008 3.30 Big League Weekend 5.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits
6.00 Meridian Tonight All the latest news, sport and breaking stories from across the region. Including Meridian weather. 6.25 Party Election Broadcast by the Conservative Party 6.30 ITV Evening News and Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Terry is horrified as TJ is rushed to hospital. 7.30 Coronation Street Maria receives some disturbing news about her baby. 8.00 Bad Manners Britain: Tonight Jonathan Maitland investigates whether Britons have become boorish louts. 8.30 Coronation Street Maria struggles to take in the news – how will she break it to Liam? 9.00 Real Crime: Murder at Harvey Nicks An examination of the murder of beauty consultant Clare Bernal, who was shot dead in Harvey Nichols in September 2005. 10.00 News At Ten And Weather 10.35 The Matrix Reloaded: Special Introduction 10.40 FILM: The Matrix Reloaded (2003) Sci-fi sequel. 1.00am UEFA Champions League Weekly 1.30 Nightwatch with Steve Scott 2.25 Loose Women 3.15 Make Me Perfect 4.00 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Early Morning News
6.00 The Simpsons Bart gets involved with the wrong crowd, much to the concern of Marge and Homer. 6.30 Hollyoaks Louise is charged with Sean’s murder. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 3 Minute Wonder: The Gathering An elderly man tackles an Irish mountain barefoot to celebrate a religious festival. 8.00 Dispatches: The Mobile Phone Rip-Off See highlights. 9.00 Embarrassing Bodies See highlights. 10.00 FILM: One Hour Photo (2002) A lonely, insecure man working in a photo processing shop in a large department store becomes fixated on a young family whose photos he is regularly asked to develop. 11.50 FILM: The Woodsman (2004) A released paedophile returns to his home town and attempts to start a new life. 1.25am Sex Change Soldier 2.25 3 Minute Wonder: The Best of FourDocs 2.30 The Diets That Time Forgot 3.30 Dispatches: The Mobile Phone Rip-Off 4.20 The Woman who Stops Traffic 5.20 St Elsewhere
6.25am Thomas & Friends 6.35 The Funky Valley Show 6.50 My First... 6.55 Fireman Sam 7.05 Roary the Racing Car 7.20 Rupert Bear 7.30 Mr. Men 7.50 Noddy 8.05 Fifi and the Flowertots 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Thomas & Friends 8.40 Pocoyo 8.50 Bird Bath 9.00 The Wright Stuff 10.30 Trisha Goddard 11.30 Put Your Money Where Your House Is 12.00pm House Doctor 12.30 News 12.45 Law and Order 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home and Away 2.50 Animal Rescue Squad 3.15 FILM: Murder 101(2007) 5.00 News 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home and Away Sam takes extreme measures to allay suspicion. Rachel suspects that Sam has a guilty secret. Why has Drew returned to the Bay? 6.30 Zoo Days Documentary series from Chester Zoo. 7.00 Five News 7.30 How do They do It? Robert finds out how armoured cars are built, how the Thames is kept relatively clean and how flat-pack furniture is produced. 8.00 The Gadget Show Jason and Suzi put the very latest robotic mops and vacuum cleaners to the test and whip up a meal using the latest cooking gadgets. 9.00 Paul Merton in China Paul tries his hand at kung fu at the Shaolin Temple, famed as the birthplace of Zen Buddhism. 10.00 Dom Joly’s Complainers Dom takes on First Great Western in an attempt to find out why they are the most complained-about rail company in Britain. 11.05 FILM: Darkness Falls (2003) Slasher horror about a woman who – having been wrongly hanged in her hometown 150 years previously – returns in the form of an evil spirit bent on exacting vengeance. 12.35am NASCAR: The Sprint Cup 1.30 USPGA Golf 2.20 NHL Ice Hockey 5.10 House Doctor
6.00 BBC News The latest national and international news stories from the BBC, followed by weather. 6.30 South East Today; Weather Regional news magazine. 7.00 The One Show Adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley present a magazine series featuring a mix of interviews, topical reports and features from around the UK. 7.30 Watchdog Consumer magazine, presented by Nicky Campbell. 7.57 BBC News and Regional News 8.00 EastEnders Roxy struggles with her betrayal of Ronnie. Will she tell the truth about Jack? 8.30 Panorama The UN polices conflicts around the world, but is it fit to police itself? 9.00 Waking the Dead 10.00 BBC Ten O’Clock News 10.25 South East Today; Weather 10.33 BBC Weather 10.35 Meet the Immigrants Documentary series looking at the thousands of refugees who arrive in northern France from Africa and the Middle East, hoping to enter the UK illegally. 11.05 Inside Sport 11.45 FILM: American Flyers (1985) 1.35am Springwatch 1.40 Sign Zone: Am I Normal? 2.40 Extreme Dreams with Ben Fogle 3.10 To Buy or Not to Buy 3.55 Joins BBC News
Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Sports Adventures 7.00 WWE The Bottom Line 8.00 Golf Night 10.00 Seamaster Sailing 10.30 Sports Adventures 11.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Golf Night 2.00 European Rugby Special 4.00 Golf Night 6.00 Sports Adventures 6.30 Wild Spirits 7.00 Spirit Of Yachting 7.30 LIVE Speedway 9.30 World Series of Poker Europe 10.30 Spirit of Yachting 11.00 Speedway 1.00am World Motor Sport
Sky Sports 3 7.00am Tennis: ATP Masters 9.00 European Rugby Special 11.00 WWE Afterburn 12.00pm WWE Heat 1.00 WWE Experience 2.00 WWE Afterburn 3.00 WWE Heat 4.00 WWE Raw 7.00 WWE Smackdown 9.00 WWE Backlash 12.00am World Series of Poker Europe 1.00 Fishing: Bass Fishing 2.00 Live WWE Late Night Raw
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12.00pm Stargate Atlantis 1.00 Cold Case 2.00 Angel 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 Futurama (x3) 6.30 Malcolm in the Middle 7.00 The Simpsons (x4) 9.00 Road Wars 10.00 Bones 11.00 Road Wars (x3) 1.55 Angel 2.50 Stargate Atlantis 3.45 Deadwood 4.45 America’s Dumbest Criminals
7.00pm Dragons’ Den 8.00 The Real Hustle 8.30 Glamour Girls 9.00 Britain’s Youngest Grannies 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Ideal 11.00 Pulling 11.30 Family Guy (x2) 12.15am Glamour Girls 12.45 Britain’s Youngest Grannies 1.45 Ideal 2.15 Pulling 2.45 The Real Hustle 3.15 Blood Sweat and T-Shirts
7.00pm World News Today. Global current affairs show. 7.30 The Art of Eternity 8.30 The Book Quiz 9.00 A History of Britain by Simon Schama 10.00 Heist 11.10 The Hour of the Pig 1.00am The Book Quiz. Literary quiz show. 1.30 Heist 2.40 The Book Quiz 3.10 The Art of Eternity
12.00pm Coronation Street (x2) 1.00 Emmerdale 1.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.45 The Ricki Lake Show 4.30 Sally Jessy Raphael 5.20 The Montel Williams Show 6.05 Judge Judy (x2) 7.00 Smallville 8.00 Gossip Girl 9.00 Pushing Daisies 10.00 FILM: Mission: Impossible (1996) 12.10am Coronation Street (x2)
12.55pm Heartbeat 2.00 Rosemary and Thyme 3.00 Jeeves and Wooster 4.10 Surgical Spirit 4.40 PD James: Shroud for a Nightingale 5.50 Heartbeat 6.55 The Beiderbecke Affair 8.00 PD James: Shroud for a Nightingale 9.00 Hack 10.00 Numb3rs 11.00 Cane 11.50 A Touch of Frost 1.40am Ironside
2.05pm Style Her Famous 2.35 Kevin Hill 3.30 Smallville: Superman The Early Years 4.25 Hollyoaks 5.00 Friends (x2) 6.00 Scrubs (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 My Name is Earl 8.00 Friends (x2) 9.00 FILM: Wayne’s World (1992) 10.50 Hollyoaks: In the City 11.50 Scrubs (x2) 12.50 The Simple Life
4.00pm A Place in the Sun (x2) 5.05 Relocation, Relocation 6.05 Deal or No Deal 7.00 Grand Designs Revisited 8.00 News 8.30 The Daily Show with Jon Stewart: Global Edition 9.00 Grand Designs 10.00 Shrink Rap 11.05 ER 12.05am Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip 1.05 Grand Designs Revisited
4.00pm Charmed (x2) 6.00 America’s Next Top Model 7.00 The Steve Wilkos Show 7.55 The Fix 8.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 9.00 Britain’s Next Top Model 10.00 Hotel Babylon 11.05 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.05am The X Files 1.00 Britain’s Next Top Model 2.00 Charmed
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5.40pm Open All Hours 6.20 My Family 7.00 Porridge 7.40 Only Fools and Horses 8.20 The Black Adder 9.00 The Royle Family 9.40 Absolutely Fabulous 10.20 Gimme Gimme Gimme 11.00 Only Fools and Horses 11.40 The Black Adder 12.20am The Royle Family 1.00 The Worst Week of My Life
1.00pm Frasier (x2) 2.00 Becker (x2) 3.00 Two and a Half Men (x2) 4.00 King of Queens (x2) 5.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (x2) 6.00 Frasier (x2) 7.00 Becker (x2) 8.00 Two and a Half Men (x3) 10.00 Sex and the City (x2) 11.10 Two and a Half Men 11.40 Scrubs 12.10am South Park 12.40 Two and a Half Men (x2)
5.00pm How It’s Made 5.30 How do They do It? 6.00 Mythbusters 7.00 How It’s Made 7.30 How do They do It? 8.00 Deadliest Catch 9.00 American Chopper 10.00 Mythbusters 11.00 Crime Scene Australia 12.00am Crime Scene USA (x2) 1.00 Most Evil 2.00 Forensic Detectives
12.00pm The Lost World 1.00 Quantum Leap 2.00 FILM: Landslide (2004) 4.00 Star Trek 5.00 The Lost World 6.00 Dark Angel 7.00 Quantum Leap 8.00 Flash Gordon 9.00 Medium 10.00 FILM: Epicenter (2000) 12.00am FILM: Bloodsuckers 2.00 The Lost World 3.00 Dark Angel 4.00 Star Trek 5.00 Profiler
11.05am 12 Angry Men (1957) 12.55pm Topaz (1969) 3.20 Billion Dollar Brain (1967) 5.20 Rio Grande (1950) 7.15 12 Angry Men (1957) 9.00 Cool Hand Luke (1967) 11.10 Look Back In Anger (1958) 1.00am Topaz (1969) 3.30 Rio Grande (1950) 5.25 The Raven (1963)
3.10pm The Ground Truth (2006) 4.35 The Duellists (1977) 6.20 Jeff Wayne’s Musical Version of the War Of The Worlds 8.20 Little Man Tate (1991) 10.00 Suicide Kings (1997) 11.55 London To Brighton (2006) 1.25am American Mafia: From Street to Screen. See highlights.
1.00pm Angels Over Broadway (1940) 2.30 A Town Like Alice (1956) 4.55 Distant Drums (1951) 6.55 Sky Captain And The World Of Tomorrow (2004) Overlooked sci-fi drama. 9.00 I, Robot (2004) Paranoid sci fi with Will Smith. 11.05 The Fly (1986) 12.50am The Fly (1958) The original shocker.
1.00pm Ada (1961) 3.00 Viva Las Vegas (1964) 4.30 The Yellow Rolls-Royce (1965) 7.05 Travels With My Aunt (1972) 9.00 Shaft (1971) 10.55 The Best House In London (1968) 12.40am Freaks (1932) 1.50 The Subterraneans (1960) 3.40 Murder At The Gallop (1963) 5.00 Somewhere I’ll Find You (1942)
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