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Well shit. I made this whole fucking book, and then I realized books always have those little summaries on the back cover, so here8217s mine I guess.This book is good. You should read it.Fuck I probably need more than that right? I didn8217t even say what the book is about!This book is about me getting trapped in a video game. I know it sounds crazy, but yeah it really happened. And for a legit reason too that8217s like a looming mystery throughout the story. It wasn8217t just some magic bullshit that never gets explained.Now this wasn8217t just any video game, it was New Odyssey, the biggest most hilariously fucked up video game in the history of video games, set in a fully scaled infinite universe created by the legendary Scott Skyman.In New Odyssey, when I8217m not freaking the fuck out over being trapped in a video game, I go on awesome adventures with my friends where we battle dangerous enemies, meet wacky side characters, and do some truly insane sci-fi shit that you8217ll have to see to believe.So if you8217re into that kind of stuff, give this book a read. Or even if you8217re not, you should read it just for my storytelling. I go on lots of super irrelevant rants about random shit I think of. I8217ll even do one right now:How the fuck is Burger King still open? Like seriously, they gotta be some kind of money laundering scheme because I8217ve never met a single person in my life who eats there. I8217m not saying their food is bad because I8217ve never really even had it, but who the fuck is sitting at home, thinks 8220I want some fast food8221 then chooses fucking BURGER KING over every other option? Someone8217s gotta investigate that shit because there8217s no way they make enough money to run all those annoying commercials. WHOPPER WHOPPER my fucking ass!Yeah sometimes I get so off topic I start rambling, so if you8217re into that you8217ll love this book.Let8217s see8230 there8217s also lots of pop culture references, drama, dick jokes, oh yeah! The story ends with me in jail. Don8217t worry that8217s not a spoiler because I literally reveal it on the first page. Wanna know how I ended up there? Well stop reading this and open the damn book!