LESSON No. 6
Questions ATTENTION! Those who can pose good questions are always half-way to success, because good questions usually lead to even better answers. CAUTION! Do you understand that clever questions only serve to draw you even more tightly into the study of the certain subject? Question-answer, question-answer, and before you've had time to think, you understand everything! ADVICE: Pose as many stupid questions as you can in class. In this way you will turn against yourself not just the teacher, but also all your classmates. They won't be able to believe what a nuisance you are. What are you waiting for? Ask away - don't let anybody else upstage you! NOTE: Whenever a discussion on something begins in class, act stupid! Given that you don't know anything, anyway, it won't be very hard. But if the teacher brings a distinguished guest-speaker to class, make sure you make his life miserable. That is the best way to embarrass yourself, the guest, the teacher, the class, the principal, the school, your town...