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santa banta jokes : If you are looking for santa banta jokes. (सं ता बं ता जो स – majedar chutkule). So we have 25+ santa banta jokes in hindi. That mind blowing latest santa banta jokes . You tell them your friends. Can share in WhatsApp status, FB story ect.

santa banta jokes in hindi

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Santa call to airport: How long is the journey from punjab to America??

Receptionist:1 sec sir..

Santa disconnects and says, “pee ke bethi hai kamini�

Santa Bank me paise jama karane gaya.

Cashier: Tumhare Note nakli hai.

Santa : Tujhe kya farak padta hai?

Jama to Mere Account me ho rahe hai na..!!

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Santa: Tum bike itni tez kyu chla rhe ho?

Banta: Ye letter urgent dena hai Santa: Kaha?

Banta: Address padhne ka time nai hai.

Santa: Ok go fast.!

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Santa ne bank loan pe 1 car li, Loan nahi chuka paya to bank wale car utha kar legaye, Udas santa. pehle pata hota to shaadi bhi loan leke karta.

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Santa ‘suicide’ nhi krne ka speech de rha tha.

Santa“Suicide nhi krna chahiye. darpok, bujhdil, kaayar log krte hai…

Suicide krne se toh acha hai ki aap zeher kha lo…”

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Girl. Kya tum mujse shadi karoge Santa. Humare ghar sabki shadi relatives se hi hoti he jaise mummy ki papa se , bahiya ki bhabhi se, didi ki jija se☹️☹️

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santa Ne Beti Ke Room Me Cigarette Dekhi.. .

Oh God, She Smokes . fir Wisky Dekhi.. .

Oh God, She Drinks .

Fir Ladke Ko Dekha.. .

Thank God, Ye Sab Is ladke ka Hai.

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Teacher- jo mere sawal ka sahi jawab dega wo ghar ja sakta hai.

Ussi waqt santa ne apna bag bahar fek diya.

Teacher- wo bag kisne feka?

Santa- maine..ab main ghar jau???

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Santa :” Duniya Ka har ek Insan Apne Paav Bhigoye Bina Shayad Samundar Paar Kar Sakta hai.. .

Lekin Ankhe Bhigoe Bina “Pyar” Nahi Kar Sakta”.. .

Aaj Santa Serious hai. Plz.

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santa banta jokes in hindi shaadi ke 20 saal baad bacha hua Wo udaas ho gya,. .

Banta : Yaar udaas kyo h ?. .

Santa :20 saal baad bacha hua wo bhi “CHOTA SAA..”

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santa banta jokes in hindi संता बंता को गु से से बोल रहा था। संता- यार, जब मने तुझे खत िलखा था िक मेरी शादी म ज र आना। तो तु म आये यों नही? बंता- ओह यार, पर मु झे खत िमला ही नही।☹ ️ ☹ ️ संता- मने िलखा तो था िक खत िमले या ना िमले तुम ज र आना।

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Santa-tu mirror ke saamne baith kr kyo pad rha hai…

Banta- iske 3 reason hai….ĔĔ .

1. saath mein revision ho jaati hai .

2. khud pr nazar rhti hai .

3. padne k lie company mil jati hai

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Santa flight me pilot ka headphone cheen raha tha… .

Pilot:-Ye kya kar rahe ho..?. .

Santa:- Accha ji Ticket hum le aur Gaane tum suno…!!

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Shaadi me santa bahut der se khana kha raha tha… kisi ne pucha, kab tak khaoge ?

Santa – Mai toh khud pareshan hoon …..par card me likha hai, “Dinner 7-12pm”

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Ek Baar Santa Ke Gaon Me Ek Minister Aya Hua Tha Logo Ne Apne Gaon Ko Sudhaarne Ke Liye Kayi Cheezo Ko Maang Ki Santa Bhi Bola: “Hume Apne Gaon Me Pul Chahiye” Minister : “Par Tumhare Gaon Me To Koi Nadi Hi Nahi Hai” Santa: “To Fir Hume Nadi Bhi Chahiye“

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Santa roti ka 1 tukda khud kha raha tha aur 1 pass baithi murgi ko khila raha tha…

Banta: “Ye kya kar raha hai?”ĔĔ Santa- “Chicken ke sath roti kha raha hu. Shavan chal rahe hai na…

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Nurse : Mubarak ho aap ke ghar ladka paida hua hai.☺️☺️ Santa : Wah g wah kya technology hai, Biwi meri hospital hai, aur bacha mere ghar paida hua hai!!!

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Santa class me haans raha tha, Ek ladka bola : Stand UP, kon ho tum?

Santa : Tum kon ho?

Ladka : Mein monitor hu Santa : Te phir mein CPU hu!!!

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santa banta jokes in hindi Santa : O yaar car ki speed itni kyo badha di? .

Banta: O car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehle ghar pahunch jaate Hai‌.!

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संता :– कौन सी cast ( जाित ) के लोग अ छे नागिरक होते ह ? बंता :– बिनए ……! संता :– वो कैसे..?..ĔĔ बंता :– हर जगह िलखा होता है, देश के अ छे नागिरक “बिनए” ! दे शभ त “बिनए”

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SANTA Ne Ladki Dekh Ke Arz Kiya .

Tere Smile Me Kya Chamak Hai. .

Wah Wah .

Tere Smile Me Kya Chamak Hai ???? .

Ladki Boli .

Bhaiya Yahi To Baat Hai Mere Toothpste Me NAMAK Hai….

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Mr. Santa Interview Dene Gaye..

Boss- your Birthday.

Santa-22 April Sir. Boss-Kon Sa Saal.

Santa-Ulloo Ke Patthe,Kya Kon Sa Saal, Har Saal

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Santa : Oye, Ghabrana Matt, Tu Sher Da Puttar Hai… .

Son : Ji Haan Papa ji, Class Me Teacher Bhi Yehi Bolti Hai, .

Ki Tu Zarur Kisi Jaanwar Ki Aulad Ha i

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Santa : Main Tere Pyar Me Lut Gaya, Barbad Ho Gaya ,Badnaam Ho Gaya. .

Pinky : Haram Khor To Main Kon Sa Engineer Ya Doctor Ban Gayi.

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Hitler: “There’s no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary” Santa: Ab bolne se kya faayda?

Jab kharidi thi tab check karna chahiye tha

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