THE IMAGINARY HYPOTHESIS
(outline of a new Norwegian play about the climate)
Erik Bye
July 4, 2025
A story about finding «The Climate Stone», which will reveal to the world that the sun, not humans, controls the climate.
Outline of the Story described by 39 Acts in the play.
Act 1: No scientific documentation
Act 2: The Imaginary hypothesis
Act 3: Imagine two Numbers
Act 4: Unpredictability
Act 5: Models in the Ensemble
Act 6: Uncertainty
Act 7: The selected temperature development
Act 8: The Amateurs' performance
Act 9: The wild goat
Act 10: The disappearance of Nature
Act 11. The hot sun
Act 12. The acidic Ocean
Act 13: The moving Clouds
Act 14: The water valium
Act 15: Below the surface of the ocean volcano
Act 16: Above the surface of the ocean volcano
Act 17: The frosty nights
Act 18: The apostate
Act 19: The language police
Act 20. The Green PowerTalk
Act 21: The sensitivity
Act 22: Indoctrination
Act 23: Climate realism is demanding
Act 24: What a Green world
Act 25: The quantum gap
Act 26: The Earth's population
Act 27: What removed my food?
Act 28: Why are my feet black?
Act 29: It is about the survival
Act 30: The scorched earth tactic
Act 31: Where have they all gone?
Act 32: From here to eternity
Act 33: The coloured hydrogen catastrophe
Act 34: The Nobel Fraud
Act 35: We need more CO2
Act 36: The electric vehicle failure
Act 37: The Green Wave countdown
Act 38: EUREKA
Act 39: THE SILENCE
CURTAIN DOWN!
The actors:
Most of the actors are Norwegian politicians.
The Hellfire Preacher from UN: Antonio Guterres
The Sorcerer from CICERO: Bjørn Samset, Climate researcher
The Soothsayer from Norway: Jonas Gahr Støre, Prime Minister
Ali, The Comic: Espen Barth Eide, Government, The Climate
Chief of Police: Emilie Enger Mehl, The police in a Fairy Tale
The Duke: Pål Prestrud, The Head of CICERO
The Mole: Eystein Jansen, Climate Researcher
Mother Åse: Kristin Halvorsen, The New Head of CICERO
The Step Mother: Erna Solberg, Former Prime Minister
The Witch: Kikki Kleiven, Climate Researcher
Ludwig: Jørgen Randers, Scientist, afraid of the most.
Gladstone Gander: Trygve Slagsvolds Vedum, former Minister of the Economy
Aunt Sofie: Mette Mjøs Persen, Previous Minister of Work
Little Nutbrown Hare: Jan Christian Vestre, the Minister of Health, busy talking
The Cook: Sandra Borch, The Minister of Food
Fireman: Terje Aasland, the Minister of Oil
Housekeeper: Sigbjørn Gjelsviik, the Minister of Communities
Housemaid: Anne Beathe Tvinnereim, the Minister of International Aid
Doctor: Ingvild Kerhol, the Minister of Health
Senior physicist: Bent Høie, Previous Minister of Health
Teacher: Tonje Brenna, the Minister of School
The Man in the Tower: Kristen Gislefoss, A Meteorologist
The King: King Harald of Norway
The Fool: Espen Barth Eide, former Minister of Climate
Speaker: Bente Wahl
Uncle Screw: The Rich: Al Gore
Snow White: Siri Kalvig, an alarmist
Musician: Rasmus Hansson, member of the Parliament
Clown: Trygve Slagsvold Vedum, a politician
Oracle: Lars Haltbrekken, Member of the Parliament
Tiger boy: Jon Egeland, Head of International Aid organisation
The Green dressed: Ola Elvestuen, the Minister of Climate
In the Horn: Gro Harlem Brundtland
What did I say: Carl I Hagen
Electrician: Jon-Inge Nygård, the Minister of Railways
Emperor: Erik Solheim, former climate minister
Christopher Robin: Jens Stoltenberg, former Prime Minister
Pigge plank: Torbjørn Jagland, former Prime Minister
Jug molder: Jan Tore Sanner, various Minister duties
Dr. Stockmann (from Ibsen): Vacant!
Have a nice time.
Hope you enjoyed the play. Welcome back.