CO2, THE GREAT DELUSION www.co2deficit.com
Bonne Posma and Leon Louw 08 April 2019 Thankfully, Al Gore, the “science is settled” man, is not a plant. He, and others who want to stop climate change, think they are so important that, after hundreds of millions of years of change, the climate should stay the way it happened by sheer chance on about Al Gore’s 60th birthday is how it should stay forever. That is bad for plants and good for Gore, and the rest of the anti-change anti-CO2 industry. There has always been climate change, and would always have been, but Gore et al changed that inconvenient truth when they committed humanity to defy all deities by ending climate change and freezing the status quo forever. Climate is doomed to remain for eternity the way it happened to be on Gore’s 60th. Anyone who prefers what happened before, or what might have been, or thinks it does not matter, has been excommunicated as an anti-social “denialist” heretic. There is, we are assured, a mercifully simple way to end climate history. All we must do is curtail CO2. From Gore’s birthday until earth suffers the heat death, complex climate determinants will, by the wave of the omnipotent IPCC wand, be replaced by a mono-causal vilified gas, CO2. All other causes were banished miraculously and conveniently. Since humans generate a tiny proportion of the world’s plant-friendly CO2, we must stop doing so. That, after Gore et al replaced complex nature with simplistic mono-causality, will stop climate change in its tracks. We produce CO2 to have cheap, reliable and abundant electricity, to run factories and transport systems, to allow animals to pass winds, and termites to release methane, and the like. Unfortunately, Gore decided to have his 60th millions of years too late. CO2 happened, on that fateful day, to be near its lowest ebb ever. Instead of anguishing about dangerously low CO2, and committing humanity to restoring normal levels, high priests of anti-CO2 blind faith declared Gore’s 60th to be the perfect day. If Gore were a plant, anti-CO2 fanaticism would deny him the fertiliser that CO2 is for plants. More CO2 would ensure happier plants on a more verdant planet. But plants have no feelings, so contented catastrophists condemn them to battle suffocation during their short, nasty and brutish lives.
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