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Is it the most wonderful time of the year?
Iam an eternal optimist, but I’m also a realist— and sometimes those concepts conflict.
We’ve been told all our lives that the holiday season is the most wonderful time of the year. As a kid, it was! No school, tons of delicious food, family, friends and unexpected moments of kindness. Fast forward to our adulthood, we work through the holidays, still enjoy food, see some of our family and friends-- but thanks to instant delivery and shopping on demand, some of the holiday magic of ‘giving’ has lost its spark.
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If you’re looking to reignite unique and thoughtful gift-giving, this month our beautiful queen Wilma Carstart from Stacy’s at Melrose showcases some of the hottest gift ideas for the person that has everything. Check it out on page 24.
So will this holiday season be the most wonderful time of the year for you? In these rapidly changing times, sometimes it’s hard to ensure our happiness in the face of the unknown. Financial insecurity, federal budget cuts, global warming — it’s a lot. Are you optimistic about the future?
Truth be told, I think we live in one of the best places in the country — and I’ve loved watching Arizona grow and flourish. Sure, we have problems, but look around and see what other states are facing right now. Our challenges here in Arizona are minuscule by comparison to some of the insurmountable challenges ahead of other states.
So… as we enter the most capitalistic and chaotic season of the year, how will you celebrate? Will you go out with friends and family? Attend dinner parties and events? Indulge in shopping and gluttony? I definitely know I will.
Thank you for being there for the last 24 holiday seasons, and for supporting our growing community at ION Arizona. My best gift from all of you is that you keep reading, supporting your community, playing safe, getting tested and being good to each other.
Happy holidays from all of us at ION Arizona, and to all a good month! I’ll see you in 2026!
Jack M. Tesorero Homo Holiday Lover
PHX ATTRACTIONS
Onesie Onederland
Calling all cozy kings — Onesie Onederland 2025 is zipping itself back into your December calendar! Slip into your softest, sassiest onesie on Friday, December 12, 2025, from 9 PM–2 AM for a men-only night of comfort, cuteness, and questionable decisions. The party has a brand-new location (TBA!), but the same chaotic fun you know and love. Presale starts at $25, so grab your crew, button up those flaps, and get ready to make warm, fuzzy memories you may or may not remember. Tickets available at: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/onesieonederland-2025-men-only-event. Onesie legends only!
Ken Elder’s 10th Annual Onesie Bar Crawl
Zip up, drink up, and get ready to waddle your way through the Valley, Ken Elder’s 10th Annual Onesie Bar Crawl is here! Happening Saturday, December 13, 11 AM–5 PM, this beloved tradition kicks off at Charlie’s Phoenix (727 W Camelback Rd, Phoenix) before crawling its way through all your favorite LGBTQ+ bars. Celebrating a decade of cozy chaos, community fun, and raising funds to save pets at risk across the valley, this year’s crawl promises the biggest turnout yet. Grab your fluffiest onesie and join the stampede. It’s warm, wild, and absolutely unmissable.
MEGAWOOF
Santa’s coming… and so are the boys. MEGAWOOF AMERICA returns to Phoenix for the final growl of 2025 with its annual Xmas Edition on Saturday, December 13, 9:30 PM–2 AM at Kobalt (3110 N Central Ave #175, Phoenix). Get ready for a sleigh-full of muscle, magic, and mistletoe with guest DJs GLOVIBES and Moody, hosted by the ever-naughty Sexy Santa Dusty. LA GoGos Valentino & Teagan make their Phoenix debut alongside local favorites Jmo Bear, Panda, and Beary. Tickets from $10 at Eventbrite.com/megawoofamerica.
A Judy Garland Christmas
Celebrate the holidays with the legend herself — almost! Debbie Wileman returns as Judy Garland in “We Need a Little Christmas” on December 27 at 8 PM at the Mesa Arts Center (1 E Main St, Mesa). Direct from London and praised for her uncanny Judy vocals (over 1 million views!), Debbie delivers a sparkling holiday tribute featuring arrangements by Steve Orich and special guests Pat Boone and Margaret O’Brien. Enjoy Christmas classics, modern hits Judy would sing, and a rare gem: “After the Holidays,” written for Garland herself. A must-see holiday gift to the Valley. Tickets at mesaartscenter.com.
Walter Where?House
Ring in 2026 with a bang, a bassline, and a whole lotta sparkle! Walter Where?House (702 N 21st Ave, Phoenix) unleashes its full-production Signature Party on Wednesday, December 31, 2025, from 9 PM–2:30 AM, headlined by the legendary Justin Martin, plus local favorites Casti and Baggins. Expect immersive lights, big sound, and that unmistakable Walter magic. And when the clock strikes “keep going,” the Delayed Resolutions After Party at Walter Studios will carry you into 2026. 21+ only. Start the new year weird, wild, and wonderfully loud.
Adventures in Hangovers 2026
Start the new year the right way — hungover, surrounded by friends, and still in your pajamas. Adventures in Hangovers 2026 hits Kobalt (3110 N Central Ave #175, Phoenix) on January 1, where doors open at 9 AM, free breakfast drops at 10 AM, and the first drag show of the year kicks off at 1 PM. It’s a full-blown pajama and onesie party, so no need to impress… unless undressing is how you impress. Drink specials, good vibes, and NO COVER. This is the only proper way to start 2026.
Meet your holiday hostess with the mostest: Wilma Carstart, our 2025 ION Arizona Gift Guide queen and sleigh-driver-in-chief. She’s here to help you shop, drop, and not flop this season. Want more Wilma? Catch her serving face, fashion, and foolishness every Friday at Starstruck at Stacy’s @ Melrose, 8PM. This year’s theme? Gay, glittery, and just unhinged enough to keep things interesting. ION Arizona Magazines’ hand-picked goodies are perfect for your boyfriend, bestie, sneaky link, or that one coworker who “totally gives ally.” From naughty to nice and everything delightfully chaotic in between, we’re curating gifts that scream, “I didn’t just grab this at a gas station on the way over.” So grab a drink, fluff your wig, and let Wilma guide you through the queerest, cheer-filled shopping spree.
high-end Gay Candle
Forget basic vanilla, this is the high-end Gay Candle of his rainbow dreams. Lavender eucalyptus, honey—she’s here for relaxation, aromatherapy, and a little emotional support homo. It’s the perfect pridepacked gift for your gay bestie, boyfriend, husband, son, or that one “roommate.” Birthday, Pride Month, housewarming, or “you survived another family holiday,” this candle says, “I see you, queen.” Made with eco-friendly soy wax, it burns clean, smells luxe, and the jar can be reused for crystals, condoms, or loose change. Cute, cozy, queer, and totally reusable—just like some of your exes.
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Dodow
Got insomnia harder than your ex’s heart? Meet Dodow, the chic little sleep gadget that helps you drift off in about eight minutes—no pills, no drama, just soft blue vibes. Using gentle light, rhythm, and legit cognitivebehavioral science, it retrains your busy queer brain to chill the hell out. Fall asleep
faster, wake up less crusty, and actually have energy to serve looks, work, and weekend foolishness. Great for anxious gays, overthinkers, and holiday-stressed aunties. Plus, with a 30-day money-back guarantee, you can try it, love it, or yeet it with zero guilt. Beauty sleep, but make it science.
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BAGSMART Toiletry Travel Bag
For the frequent flyer, touring queen, or chronically overpacked gay, the BAGSMART Toiletry Travel Bag is a total slay. This spacious hanging toiletry bag has four clear zip compartments and a swiveling hook, so you can hang it on a bar bathroom door, hotel towel rack, or cramped drag dressing room. No more fishing around in the dark for lash glue and setting spray, diva. Everything stays organized, visible, and spill-contained. Available in multiple sizes and colors, it’s basically a portable glam station that folds up cute. TSA may clock your liquids, but at least your bag looks stunning.
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Festive Fun Hair Chalk Combs
For the girls, gays, theys, and anyone with commitment issues, Festive Fun Hair Chalk Combs are your new personality for the night. These colorful combs make it stupidly easy to swipe on vibrant streaks for Christmas parties, birthdays, festivals, or a random Tuesday chaos moment. Safe for kids and adults, they work on straight, curly, blonde, brown— basically any wig you’re rocking. And when the fantasy’s over? One shampoo and poof, back to HR-friendly. No stains, no drama, just fierce, washable color. Perfect for testing your alter ego before you fully rebrand your life and pronouns.
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Gay Christmas Ornaments
For the delusional lovers and U-Haul couples, these Gay Christmas Ornaments are here to scream “We’re obsessed with each other” in the cutest way possible. Perfect for your first queer Christmas together—or the fifth, if you’re still somehow not sick of each other. Each ornament comes in durable, glossy acrylic with a ribbon and gift box, so it’s ready to hang or gift straight from the package. Waterproof, longlasting, and full of pride, it’s ideal for gay couples, besties, or that sapphic duo who “totally aren’t dating.” Perfect for those “we’ll be together forever” thoughts… for now.
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HAUS Premium Ultra-Soft Cotton Fitted Tank
or the himbos, gym bros, and twunks in their “tank era,” the HAUS Premium Ultra-Soft Cotton Fitted Tank is serving main-character torso. Ultra-soft, lightweight, and breathable, it hugs the body just right—snatched but comfy. The firm stretch molds to your curves and then bounces back like a resilient ex, even after sweaty workouts and endless washes. No sagging, no sad necklines, just crisp, flattering fit every time. True to size for that painted-on fantasy; size up if you’re going for “casual Sunday at the farmer’s market.” Perfect under flannels, harnesses, or absolutely nothing at all. gohaus.com
LEGO Botanicals Tiny Plants
For the plant gays, the crafty queers, and the “I swear I’ll keep this one alive” girlies, the LEGO Botanicals Tiny Plants set is pure serotonin. You get nine adorable mini plants, each in a tiny terracottastyle pot, and zero chance of accidental plant murder. It’s hands-on, screens-off, and weirdly soothing—like adult coloring but make it 3D and homosexual. Reviewers say it’s perfect for adults, teens, and the cool kids at heart. Build them, display them, brag about them. No watering, no bugs, just vibes and compliment bait for your coffee table or WFH Zoom backdrop. amazon.com
Bumzzy Butt Shaver 2.0
For the girlies who like their derrière smoother than their situationship, the Bumzzy Butt Shaver 2.0 is a full-on glow-up for your backdoor. This baby is designed for sensitive areas, tricky angles, and thirsty torsos who demand a silky-smooth finish from cheek to cheek. No nicks, no cuts, no razor burn—just premium peach perfection. The ergonomic handle helps you reach spots usually reserved for flexible gym gays and chiropractors. Perfect for date night, thirst traps, or just feeling unnecessarily smooth under your sweatpants. Consider it self-care… but make it booty.
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ZOLO Gripz Wavy Stroker Masturbator
For the boys who deserve more than “left hand, right hand, repeat,” the ZOLO Gripz Wavy Stroker
Masturbator is a solo-play glow-up. Compact, discreet, and wavy in all the right spots, it’s the pocket-sized upgrade he absolutely wants but is too shy to add to cart. Soft, stretchy, and easy to clean, it’s perfect for the curious, the minimalist, or the “my shower is my boyfriend” crowd. No batteries, no cords, no dramatic instruction manual—just grab, glide, and vibe. Toss it in his stocking and watch him suddenly become very excited about staying home tonight. theadultshoppe.com
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Charlie’s Blackout Bingo / Karaoke (W)
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Charlie’s WTF! Wednesdays (W)
RORO Dogs
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Stacy’s @ Melrose Communion Goth Night (W)
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Sazerac Whiskey Flights (W)
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Stacy’s @ Melrose Dance Party (W)
KOBALT MEGAWOOF AMERICA The Mint Mint Cannabis Free Tacos
Flex Spa’s Phoenix Blackout Night (W)
Sazerac 80’s Throwback Thursdays (W)
Charlie’s WET Fridays (W)
Charlie’s Ken Elder’s Onesie Bar Crawl
Stacy’s @ Melrose Dance Party (W)
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Flex Spa’s Phoenix Blackout Night (W)
Charlie’s Phoenix Pride Benefit
KOBALT Adv. in Hangovers
Mint Mint Cannabis Free Tacos
Sazerac / RooseveltRow First Friday (M) CHRISTMAS DAY NEW YEAR’S DAY
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Zach Noe Towers Brings Fresh Laughs, Radical Honesty & Raunchy Realness to Phoenix
Written by Rich “Daddy Dash” Serrano
LA-based comedian, actor, and writer Zach Noe Towers (ZNT) is headed back to Phoenix on December 29, 2025, taking over the Desert Ridge Improv for a night of unapologetically queer comedy, new material, and the signature raunchy charm that’s made him one of the most exciting voices in stand-up today.
Fans know Towers from Netflix’s Dear White People, E!’s Nightly Pop and Dating #NoFilter, and of course his unforgettable weekly appearances on Jeff Lewis Live on SiriusXM. He tours nationally opening for comedy powerhouses Fortune Feimster and Taylor Tomlinson, and now Phoenix gets its next dose of ZNT in a bigger venue, bigger energy, and bigger laughs.
Fresh off turning 40—celebrated with a “chip and dip party,” as only Zach could pull off—he’s entering what he calls a brand-new chapter of creativity and clarity. And we’re here for it.
Climbing the Comedy Ladder—One Step, One Scare at a Time
Last time Towers hit the Valley, he performed in an intimate 80-seat venue. This time, he’s leveling up to a 200+ seat room at Desert Ridge Improv.
“It happens so slowly, it’s hard to gauge,” he told me. “Every time you level up, there’s that fear of falling short. This career always feels like walking a tightrope. But I’m excited—and I hope a ton of queer people show up. I want clubs to see there’s an audience for queer comics.”
New Jokes, Classic Bits, and Controlled Chaos
Phoenix audiences will get a mix of brand-new material, fan-favorite bits, and everything in between.
“I’m pushing myself because I want to film my second stand-up special,” he said. “But you’ll still get the classics to make sure I’m putting on a good show.”
And yes—bombing still happens.
“You can still bomb after 15 years,” he laughed. “Sometimes I bulldoze ahead, sometimes I abandon ship. People paid good money to laugh, so I listen to the room without sacrificing my voice.”
Comedy Heroes & A Fortune Feimster Friendship
Zach speaks with total respect when mentioning the queer legends before him— Margaret Cho, Sandra Bernhard, Sarah Silverman, Ellen DeGeneres—but one person stands out in his real-life circle: Fortune Feimster.
“She’s a friend, mentor, and honestly a fan,” Zach says. “She tosses my name into gigs, connects me, and shows me what it looks like to lift people up. She’s built a blueprint— and I hope I’m doing the same.”
The Good Sod Pod: Sex, Shame, and Keeping It Real
Towers’ podcast, originally titled Good Morning, Sodomites and now shortened to The Good Sod Pod, launched in 2020 as a passion project.
“It was that pandemic moment when you rethink everything,” he shared. “I love talking about sex, and once I commit to something—I commit.”
The show was later licensed by Netflix under the title After Hours, earning him a yearand-a-half SiriusXM run. Now it’s back to being a personal project with diehard fans.
Must-listen episodes include features with Bob the Drag Queen, Jake Harder, Nick Adams, and Twitch personality Austin (“Anal Queen,” as Zach points out with a grin).
Sobriety, Mental Health & Radical Transparency
Towers is known for his honest, vulnerable discussions about sobriety and mental health.
“Saying your thoughts out loud or writing them down—it’s powerful,” he says. “If I have to overshare to normalize things, I’m happy to. My life is infinitely better when I’m not hiding.”
His sobriety inspiration? Bob the Drag Queen, who showed Zach firsthand that you can be funny, charismatic, and magnetic without substances.
What’s Next for Zach
Two feature-length horror films he’s written are currently being shopped around Hollywood. His first stand-up special is in final edits and set to be presented to streamers soon.
“I’d love a Netflix logo in the corner,” he joked. “But even if it ends up on Bob the Drag Queen’s YouTube, more people may see it.”
Catch Him Live in Phoenix
“Follow me everywhere as @ZachNoeTowers,” he says. “Support live comedy—mine would be great—but support local comics too. Laughing is healing.”
Less Pressure, More Purpose: Rethinking Your New Year Goals
By Rafael, Founder of Rafalogie Fit and Life Coach
he calendar flips and suddenly the pressure hits. New Year, new me. This is the year. I will work out five days a week, eat clean, and never miss a day.
Sound familiar?
Most New Year resolutions fail not because people are lazy, but because they set goals that are built on guilt or fantasy, not intention. As a life coach and fitness coach, I help my clients shift that mindset. You do not need to become a new person. You need a better plan that aligns with who you are and where you are going.
The first step is finding your why. Not just “I want to lose weight,” but something deeper. Why does that matter? What would change in your life if you felt stronger or more confident?
Once your why is clear, start small. Big goals need small roots. A goal without a habit is just a wish. Try habit stacking. For example, if you already make coffee every morning, anchor a
8 Week Program Before & After
new action to it. Do ten squats while the coffee brews. Step outside for fresh air. Write your intention for the day. These small moments are where discipline is built.
Next, ditch the all or nothing mindset. Perfection is not the goal. Progress is. One missed workout does not erase your effort. One bad meal does not cancel your journey. We grow when we keep going, even when things are not perfect.
At Rafalogie Fit, we combine real world fitness with mindset coaching. We build sustainable plans, connected to your life and your purpose. No crash diets. No shame spirals. Just a better version of the same you, built from the inside out.
Ready to make 2026 the year you stop starting over? Book a free discovery call at rafalogiefit.com
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Outlerlands
(Fandango at Home – Moves you November 26)
Get ready for feelings, queers! Outlerlands stars Asia Kate Dillon as Cass, a nonbinary hustle queen juggling jobs, vibes, and survival in San Francisco. When a babysitting gig for their crush (hi, queer chaos!) turns into a full-blown mystery, because mama Kalli ghosts, Cass and her wise-beyond-her-years daughter Ari hit the streets to find her. What follows is a tender, raw journey through memory, healing, and found family. Gritty, emotional, and beautifully queer. Bring tissues… and maybe a Xanax.
10 Dance
(Netflix – Heats up December 18)
Grab your heels and hydrate, because 10 Dance is bringing the ballroom to your bedroom screen. This live-action adaptation of the steamy Japanese manga follows two rival dancers, Suzuki (Ryoma Takeuchi) and Sugiki (Keita Machida), forced to cha-cha their way through clashing egos and simmering tension as they train for a dual-style dance competition. Think Step Up with more longing glances and tighter pants. As the tango turns tender, so do their feelings, proving the real trophy might just be each other’s hearts.
Stranger Things – The Final Chapter
(Netflix – Part 2 drops Dec 25, Finale Dec 31)
Santa’s not the only one coming this Christmas, babe. So is Vecna, and he’s pissed. Hawkins is crumbling under military quarantine, Eleven’s gone ghost, and the squad is scattered. But let’s talk about the real glow-up: Will Byers. After seasons of coded pain and awkward glances, our soft king is finally stepping into his truth with Robin Buckley (icon!) by his side, helping him navigate the queer chaos as she juggles her own new lesbian love story. It’s heartfelt, healing, and hella overdue. Grab your tissues and your walkie-talkies.
A Melrose Holiday Tradition: Cranberry-Cherry Orange-Glazed Duck
The holidays in Phoenix call for traditions that bring warmth and community—like the annual aroma of this festive duck filling the kitchen. This showstopping Cranberry-Cherry Orange-Glazed Duck is our family’s Melrose centerpiece, combining rich poultry, tart seasonal berries, and bright citrus. It’s a surprisingly simple dish with an unforgettable, show-stopping flavor that will define your holiday table.
ServeD WIth roasteD green beans & scallopeD potatoes
1. Prep the Duck Pat the duck completely dry. Score the skin in a diamond pattern, taking care not to cut the meat. Season generously inside and out with salt and pepper, then stuff the cavity
with the orange quarters and thyme sprigs.
Place the duck on a rack in a roasting pan.
2. Roast
Roast at 425 degrees for 15 minutes.
Reduce to 350 degrees and continue roasting for 1.5 to 2.5 hours (until internal temperature reaches 165degrees).
Drain the rendered fat periodically, ensuring you reserve 2 tablespoons for glaze.
3. The Signature Glaze
Combine: In a small saucepan, combine the cranberries, cherries, orange juice, zest, honey/syrup, balsamic vinegar, and water/stock.
Simmer & Flavor: Bring to a low simmer. Stir in the 2 tablespoons of reserved, rendered duck fat.
Thicken: Continue to simmer gently for about 10–15 minutes, until the sauce has thickened and the fruit is plump.
4. Finish & Rest
Brush the duck liberally with the warm glaze. Return to the oven for 10 minutes to set and caramelize.
Let the duck rest for 15-20 minutes before carving and serving with roasted green beans and scalloped potatoes.
Happy Holidays from Melrose! We hope this recipe brings joy and delicious connection to your Phoenix table this year.
CHEF OF MELROSE LLC
“Hard Reset: A No-Shame, All-Gain Guide to Reclaiming Your
LErection for the New Year”
et’s be honest—no one wants to enter the New Year with limp energy. Yet millions of men (yes, even the ones with six-packs and stellar skincare routines) are secretly dealing with erectile dysfunction (ED). And honey, silence isn’t sexy.
Whether it’s a whisper of a weak erection or a full-blown ghosting from your lower half, ED can sabotage your confidence faster than a messy bottom at brunch. But here’s the good news: you’re not broken. You’re biohacking material.
First, let’s talk causes. High blood pressure? Uncontrolled blood sugar? Chronic stress? These villains constrict blood flow and kill the vibe. If you’re waking up with fewer morning erections or faking orgasms (yes, it happens!), it’s time to investigate what your body’s really trying to tell you.
Now for the glow-up options:
Priapus Shot (P-Shot) – Using your own PRP (platelet-rich plasma), this procedure rejuvenates penile tissue and boosts blood flow. Think of it as a vampire facial… for your magic stick.
Shockwave Therapy – Not as scary as it sounds. This non-invasive treatment uses acoustic waves to stimulate new blood vessel growth. Translation: stronger, longer, natural erections. Multiple sessions = game-changing results.
Trimix Injections – A custom blend of vasodilators that deliver a reliable, rock-hard erection within minutes. Great for men who want on-demand performance with or without pills.
And of course, there are oral meds, lifestyle upgrades (hello cardio, goodbye pizza binges), and hormone optimization. But baby, none of it matters unless you’re willing to get real about your goals—and ditch the shame.
This year, your New Year’s resolution shouldn’t be about abs or apps. Make it about pleasure, confidence, and taking control of your sexual health. Because soft is out, and so is suffering in silence.
Let’s get you back to hard truths and even harder Dr. Mora has the tools, the treatments, and the tea to make your 2026 unforgettable— starting where it matters most.
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December is sashaying in covered in glitter, carrying three holiday cocktails, and whispering, “Let’s make questionable decisions under twinkly lights.” Sagittarius season brings chaotic joy, impulsive spending, and travel plans that may or may not work. Then Capricorn season arrives with a planner, a budget, and a stern reminder that 2026 exists. Expect dramatic parties, emotional revelations, and at least one conversation you swear you won’t repeat. It’s cozy, it’s messy, it’s sparkly—exactly how December should be.
♈ ARIES (Mar 21 – Apr 19)
You’re bursting with end-of-year energy, ready to conquer, flirt, and maybe fight someone at a holiday party. Channel it wisely—preferably into kissing, not chaos. Maybe both.
♉ TAURUS (Apr 20 – May 20)
You’re craving cozy nights, good food, and zero drama. But December loves testing your patience. Deep breaths. Enjoy the treats, dodge the chaos, and don’t overspend on gifts. Maybe.
♊ GEMINI (May 21 – Jun 20)
Your social calendar is stacked and your DMs are thriving. December sparkles for you—but try not to say yes to every event. Even chaos gremlins need rest. Rarely, but still.
♋ CANCER (Jun 21 – Jul 22)
You’re extra sentimental this month— cute, but intense. Don’t spiral over holiday traditions or mixed signals. Wrap yourself in a blanket, embrace the mushiness, and avoid late-night emotional texting.
♌ LEO (Jul 23 – Aug 22)
You’re shining brighter than the holiday lights, obviously. December boosts your charm, but avoid hogging the spotlight too aggressively. Let others have one moment. One. Singular. Maybe.
♍ VIRGO (Aug 23 – Sept 22)
You’re micromanaging the holidays again—menus, travel, everyone’s feelings. Relax. December wants joy, not spreadsheets. Loosen your grip, pour a drink, and allow something to be delightfully imperfect.
♎ LIBRA (Sept 23 – Oct 22)
You’re juggling social events, budding romances, and the urge to avoid conflict. December brings flirty vibes, but choose your engagements wisely— or you’ll double-book yourself into meltdown mode.
♏ SCORPIO (Oct 23 – Nov 21)
You’re mysterious, magnetic, and serving winter witch energy. People want you close, but December challenges you to soften. Share a feeling or two. Don’t worry—you’ll survive. Probably.
♐ SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 – Dec 21)
Happy birthday, cosmic wild child! December blesses you with adventure, charm, and an “oops” attitude. Live it up, but maybe set one boundary. Just one. Baby steps.
♑ CAPRICORN (Dec 22 – Jan 19)
Your season arrives with ambition, spreadsheets, and existential holiday dread. Don’t stress. December wants you to celebrate yourself a little more and work yourself a little less. Yes, less.
♒ AQUARIUS (Jan 20 – Feb 18)
You’re floating through December in your quirky little world, but connection calls. Show up, share space, let people adore you. Also: RSVP to something, for once.
♓ PISCES (Feb 19 – Mar 20)
You’re dreaming in twinkle lights and romance arcs. December amplifies your fantasy mode—cute until you forget reality. Stay grounded, hydrate, and don’t fall in love with someone’s holiday sweater.
