Holidays 2025
STARTS SHIPPING OCTOBER 1ST
Holiday Boxed Soaps
Vermont-made triple-milled soap in a vintage-style colorful box. Laughs on every side!
Holiday Soap Collection: 4 units of each soap; 16 total soap bars. Ships in counter-top display box.
DICK IN A BOX
PLEASING WOOD SCENT
S-DICK
WONDERLAND
HOLIDAY PUNCH SCENT
S-WONDERLAND
CHRISTMAS MIRACLE
GARDEN OF EDEN SCENT
S-MIRACLE
To Be Honest... Gift Tags!
It’s now easier than ever to give your gifts an extra dose of… honesty. Not a huge fan of the holiday season? Got beef with your gift’s intended recipient? Did your shopping at 7/11? Say so with TBH gift tag stickers!
TBH Gift Tag Stickers: Two 8-sticker sheets with header card.
Sticker sheet size: 5″ × 9 ½″. Full-color. Sold in 4-packs.
TBH 2 GIFT TAG STICKERS
TBH GIFT TAG STICKERS
‘A Festivus for the rest of us!’”
- Frank Costanza from the Seinfeld episode “The Strike”
Emergency Ambiance Candles
Emergency Ambiance Candles: 100% soy wax scented with fragrance oils. Burn time: 4 one-hour emergency burns. “Emergency Ambiance” matchbook included under lid. Stainless steel tin size: 3 ⅛″ D × 1 ⅛″ H. Sold in 4-packs.
Holiday Pencil Sets: 8-pack of standard No. 2 pencils made in the USA. Box size: 7 ½″ H × 2 ½″ W. Sold in 4-packs. CKN-T
CHRISTMAS KAREN WHITE CHRISTMAS SCENT
HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS SALTY CARAMEL SCENT
HOLIDAY DRAMA CRISIS WINE SCENT
Paint the Holidays
Paint Can Candles
Paint Can Candles: 12-ounce hand-poured soy wax candles in paint cans designed with mid-century style labels. Candle can size: 3 ¼″ D × 3 ⅞″ H. Burn time: 50 hours. Sold in 3-packs.
VANILLA
Pop open a can of...
CHRISTMAS SHIT
CEDARWOOD & FRESH APPLE SCENT
HPC-3
OZEMPIC SANTA CREAM AND LUKEWARM FUDGE
HPC-6
XMAS SUX
COLD HOT TODDY SCENT
HPC-5
Holiday Soaps & Candles
GENERIC GIFTS
GARDEN VARIETY MINT SCENT
DCould have been worse
DIt was either this or toe socks
DUSED toe socks
HO HO HOES
PEPPERMINT STICK SCENT
DHo
DHo
DHo
THE NAUGHTY VODKA CRANBERRY SCENT
DSomebody has to do it
DHolidays are a free pass
DIt’s go time
SOAP GEN-S
CANDLE GEN-C
SOAP NAU-S
CANDLE NAU-C
SOAP HOH-S
CANDLE HOH-C
Holiday Soaps & Candles Gifts for the Whole Family
CHRISTMAS SPIRIT
APPLE PIE MOONSHINE SCENT
DParty season!
DI’ll play Santa this year
DSanta likes Bourbon now
FESTIVUS
RUM PUNCH SCENT
DStill watches Seinfeld, too
DIncreases physical strength
DMatches the aluminum pole
FUCKING CHRISTMAS. MISTLETOE & AMBIEN SCENT
D Helps spread cynicism
D For like-minded souls
D Pass me the Ambien
CANDLE FUC-C
CANDLE CHR-C
GIFTS FOR THE FAM!
SOGGY CHEERIOS SCENT
D Pants on backwards
D Car keys in the fridge
D Baby in the oven
BRAND-NEW EVERYTHING SCENT
D Reduces parental pressure
D Keeps younger siblings out of your stuff
D Is practically perfect, too
TRICKED-OUT PORSCHE SCENT
D Looks good on your arm
D Looks good in anything... or nothing
D Jealous much?
JUICY GOSSIP SCENT
D Your mom wasn't always lame
D Here's 20 bucks
D Wanna sip?
TOASTED MARSHMALLOW SCENT
D Pairs well with couch time
D Builds unwavering confidence
D Bring me another beer
BOSSSY BOUQUET SCENT
D Near perfection
D Knows everything
D And a little bossy
OIL SCENT
D The "hot guy"
D Now promoted to:
D D.I.L.F. status
ICE SCENT
D Illegal fireworks
D Red Bull
D Don't tell your parents
D Cute joggers
D Playground chic
D DILF approved
WERTHER’S CARAMELS SCENT
D Cheering squad
D Hugs
D Money
CUP WINE SCENT
D Pairs well with nap time
D Is also tired of perfect moms
D Your kids love you anyway
CLOTHES SCENT
D No.
D definitely didn’t buy myself this.
D You’re just jealous!
CANDLE
SOAP
CANDLE
CANDLE
SOAP MOM-S
CANDLE
D Math is hard
D Do my taxes, pwetty pwease?
D And pump my gas?
D Mountain bike
D Designer hoodies
D Probably hot
D Free food
D Good advice
D You’re just jealous
D Near disaster
D But cute
D And extremely lovable
D You’ll get your turn
D You’re lucky to have these hand-me-downs
D You’ll always be the baby
D Hey Dad, make me a sandwich
D Poof! You’re a sandwich
D #sloweyeroll
Sorry! Dad Jokes candle is sold out!
D Magnifies misery
D Your sister's wedding was just beautiful
D Who are you again?
D To raise you better
D To steer you right
D Hey, she tried
D My cat has an instagram
D Lint rollers in the car
D Dog people suck
D Drawer of embarassing costumes
D Wet chew toys everywhere
D Cat people are freaks
D Good for
D
DWill drink you under the
CANDLE
D
D
Contact us at sales@whiskeyriversoap.com if you'd like to connect with a sales rep in your area.
Place an order directly on our wholesale website: www.whiskeyriversoapco.com
Order on Faire:
68 W. Main St.
Newark, OH 43055
Open 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. M-F
TEL: 740.973.9817
FAX: 877.515.4424
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