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Sorry, Owen’s wife, you’re not helping yourself or your husband’s memory standing there and clapping like an idiot. Trump just used you. – Tweet by a Hillary Clinton campaign volunteer, referring to the poignant moment at Trump’s speech to Congress where he paid tribute to Navy SEAL William “Ryan” Owens while his widow Carryn was visibly moved in the audience
Snapchat’s IPO launched on the stock market yesterday. Or, to put it another way, something that your parents don’t understand just launched on something you don’t understand. - Jimmy Fallon
President Trump gave his first address to a joint session of Congress tonight. Now, our show tapes early, so we don’t know what happened, but I’ll bet the people who were there aren’t that sure what happened either. – Seth Myers
Scientists have found a way to grow human tissue on apples. Now the only thing left for them to discover is a reason to grow human tissue on apples. – Conan O’Brien
They don’t want nothing but division, bickering. They don’t want to solve no problems. They don’t want to help kids or husbands or family members that’s been murdered by illegals… But it’s bigger than them, so I just keep on moving. I just ignore them like they do me. - Jamiel Shaw, whose 17-year-old son was killed by an illegal immigrant, in an interview on Fox News after being a guest of President Trump at his address to Congress, when asked about the Democrats’ obstructionism
Presidential Tweets Terrible! Just found out that Obama had my “wires tapped” in Trump Tower just before the victory. Nothing found. This is McCarthyism! How low has President Obama gone to tapp [sic] my phones during the very sacred election process. This is Nixon/Watergate. Bad (or sick) guy! Who was it that secretly said to Russian President, “Tell Vladimir that after the election I’ll have more flexibility?”
It has been people, individuals who have banded together, ordinary people who simply saw what needed to be done and came together and supported those ideals who have made the difference. They’ve marched, they’ve bled, and yes, some of them died. This is hard. Every good thing is. We have done this before. We can do this again. - Former Attorney General Loretta Lynch, in a Democrat Party video, urging people to protest against Trump
In the U.K., a group of scientists successfully taught bumblebees how to play soccer. And now, they’re trying to get American bumblebees to watch it. – Conan O’Brien
President Trump gave his big address to Congress last night. But it was surprising — he didn’t trash the media or brag about winning the election. It was the first time people playing a Trump drinking game ended up sober. - Jimmy Fallon
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