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SEPTEMBER 15, 2016 | The Jewish Home

You are Cordially invited To

CHAZAQ'S

French Fry Arrest

Annual Gala Dinner

THIS WEDNESDAY NIGHT!

Celebrating a Decade of Excellence

Wednesday, September 21, 2016

Reception 6:30 pm | Dinner 7:30 pm

Leonard's Palazzo

555 Northern Blvd, Great Neck, NY 11021

Many Special Appearances including A Musical Performance by

Benny Friedman Yesh Tikvah!

Hakarat HaTov Award

Community Builder Award

Community Advocacy Award

Dr. Isaac Sasson

Mr. and Mrs. Yaakov Serle

Councilman Rory Lancman

Dinner Chairmen

Youth Leadership Award

Pillar of Chesed Award

Shalom and Victoria Zirkiev R' Yitzchok and Michal Oelbaum

Dinner Committee

Mr. and Mrs. nuel Inoyatov Ema

Hachzakat HaTorah Award

Mr. and Mrs. Levi Katanov

Community Service Award

Mr. and Mrs. Baruch Sendic

Mr. and Mrs. he Borukhov Mos

Mr. and Mrs. Isaac Abraham Esq. Mr. and Mrs. Roman Aminov Esq. Mr. and Mrs. Jacob Babadzhanov Mr. and Mrs. Manny Behar Mrs. Nechama Biderman Dr. and Mrs. Paul Brody Ms. Jan Fenster Dr. Joseph Frager Mr. and Mrs. Robert Gurgov Mr. and Mrs. Richard Harris Mr. and Mrs. Elisha Hisiger Mr. and Mrs. Nechemia Hoch Mrs. Odeliya Jacobs Mr. and Mr. Eddie Khodgiev Mr. and Mrs. David Koptiyev Mr. and Mrs. Meshulam Lisker Mrs. Rivkah Mierov Mr. and Mrs. Avraham Pinkhasov Mr. and Mrs. Mark Plaine Esq. Mr. and Mrs. Bernie Shafran Mr. and Mrs. Baruch Shamayev Mr. and Mrs. Shlomo Steiman Esq. Assemblyman Michael Simanowitz Mr. and Mrs. Eliezer Szrolovits Mr. and Mrs. Shay Yonaiev Mr. and Mrs. Benny Yunatanov R' and Mrs. Rafael Zavulunov

Keter Torah Award

Mr. and Mrs. Isaac Babayev

Community Leadership Award

R.S.V.P. Chazaq Office 718-285-9132 Yaniv 917-617-3636 | Victoria 718-644-5550 Fax: 718-255-5803 Info@Chazaq.org • www.CHAZAQ.org

R' and Mrs. R Efraim ubinov

Couvert $200 per person oysters’ homes. In collaboration with the Billion Oyster Project, New York City will be using 5,000 old toilets primarily from public schools to build a massive oyster bed in Jamaica Bay. These commodes, smashed into small chunks,

will give oyster larvae something to latch onto to grow. “This oyster bed will serve multiple purposes – protecting our wetlands from erosion, naturally filtering our water, and providing a home for our sea dwellers are just a few,” Mayor

Bill de Blasio exulted. “More broadly, this oyster bed is a small but necessary step in our broader OneNYC commitment to create a more sustainable and more resilient City.” Can I say “oy” to using toilets for people’s food?

It’s not what she stole, it’s who she stole it from. A woman ii Washington, DC, is in big trouble after stealing French fries off someone’s plate at a local restaurant. It wasn’t just anyone from whom she pilfered the fries; it was a police officer who was none too pleased to be sharing his fries with her. According to the police report, two women approached the officer and appeared to be intoxicated. One of them started to eat a fry from his plate. “I then politely asked D-1 to not do that again because I paid for that food and she was stealing from me and she could be arrested for theft of my food,” the officer wrote in the report. The woman responded by saying, “Well, then you might as well take me to jail,” before taking a third fry. The French fry thief was arrested for second degree theft with the stolen property listed as “French Fried Potato … quantity 3.” “The listed offender appropriated the listed property without the consent of the listed complainant,” the report stated. Seems like the woman is just a few fries short of a Happy Meal.

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