KNOCK KNOCK SPRING 2019 CATALOG

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A NEW SPIN ON A KNOCK KNOCK CLASSIC

Faster than the internet, wittier than the real world, and delightfully spot-on!


NEW! Wheels O’ Wisdom Need an instant diagnosis, immediate mantra, wicked put-down, or credible alibi? Turn to our four new Wheels O’ Wisdom, where life’s most complex dilemmas are solved with a simple spin.

88 Excuses, Excuses, Excuses: Serves up 180 well-crafted lies like a full-service B.S. buffet 88 Insult Generator: So many sick burns, your foes will need first aid 88 Yes, You’re Probably Dying: Yes, those swollen glands are most likely the first case of

bubonic plague in 270 years, or maybe it’s just the flu

88 Affirmators!® Dial-A-Mantra: High-level self-help with mystical mantras, animal

“essences”, and serious mojo (based on the bestselling series by Suzi Barrett)

NEW No. 40524 Excuses, Excuses, Excuses

NEW No. 40525 Yes, You’re Probably Dying

SIZE:

10.25 x 10.6 inches

SPECS: 2-piece rotating wheel; backer card; diecut sleeve; polybag INNER:

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NEW No. 40526 Insult Generator


NEW No. 40527 Affirmators! Dial-A-Mantra

SIZE:

10.25 x 10.6 inches

SPECS: 2-piece rotating wheel; backer card; diecut sleeve; polybag; foil stamping on Affirmators! Dial-A-Mantra INNER:

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NEW! AF Decks As Socrates once said: “Grab life by the balls and make it your bitch!� Wait. That quote is actually from this deck of 100 super-salty, ultra-inspiring cards. 88 Created by Roxane Arnold, of the hit Instagram

account @spirtual_AF

88 Encourages appreciation of everyday things

from soup to nuts, teeth to butts

88 Includes a fancy-ass stand for displaying your

favorite profane phrases

88 Makes a great gift for misunderstood

mushballs

NEW No. 11154 Spiritual AF

SIZE:

4 x 2.6 x 2.4 inches

SPECS: Box with 100 cards; cardstock card stand; photo illustrations INNER:

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How to use 1. Pick a fuckin’ card. 2. Place that fucker in the li’l stand. 3. Do the shit it says. 4. See your life get less shitty.

NEW No. 11155 Grateful AF

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NEW! 50 Religions That Might Save You Deck Maybe you’re not agnostic—you just haven’t met the right God yet! Don’t shut the door on anyone until you see these 50 options. FOIL STAMPING

88 Explore a divine collection of belief systems,

highlighting perks, time commitment, and afterlife promises

88 Introvert monk? Extrovert evangelist? Find the

right religion to complement your personality type

88 Includes fold-out insert to compare and contrast

at a glance

NEW No. 10197 50 Religions That Might Save You

SIZE:

3.75 x 5.375 x 1.25 inches

SPECS: Clamshell box with 50 cards; folded insert; foil stamping on box; spot illustrations INNER:

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JOURNALS: WORDS MATTER (ESPECIALLY YOURS).

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NEW! It’s OK Journals Are you a weird, sensitive failure with a bunch of big, crazy dreams? It’s OK. With these four freakaffirming journals, you’ll now enjoy those “flaws” as an asset.

88 Includes creative prompts to get you writing 88 Features insightful, bold, and funny

quotes from some of our greatest (and misunderstood) minds

88 Cool PVC cover that’s built to last

NEW No. 50190 It’s OK to Fail

Today’s Note-to-Self: It’s OK that I…

David Sedaris

NEW No. 50191 It’s OK to Be Sensitive

SIZE:

6.75 x 8.5 inches

SPECS: PVC cover with foil-stamping, spot UV, 144 pages; lay-flat binding; ribbon page marker INNER:

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Mindy Kaling

“I hate you” she said to me one afternoon. “I really, really hate you.” Call me sensitive, but I couldn’t help but take it personally.

I find it extremely impossible not to cry when I hear Stevie Nicks’s “Landslide,” especially the lyric: “I’ve been afraid of changing, because I’ve built my life around you.” I think a good test to see if a human is actually a robot/android/ cylon is to have them listen to this song lyric and study their reaction. If they don’t cry, you should stab them through the heart. You will find a fusebox.

Today’s Note-to-Self: It’s OK if people think I’m…


NEW No. 50192 It’s OK to Have Big, Crazy Dreams

NEW No. 50193 It’s OK to Be Weird

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NEW! You Got This Journal We’ve created a custom, dot-grid journal for optimal productivity— and fun.

88 Less control-freaky than bullet journals and dot-grid notebooks 88 Includes daily doses of fun, inspirational-quote stickers, and healthy

procrastination games

88 Plot appointments with monthly previews 88 Assess progress with month-in-review sections

NEW No. 50248 You Got This

SIZE:

6 x 8.5 inches

SPECS: Hardcover, 224 pages; 45 stickers; ribbon page marker; elastic band INNER:

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Scratch. Sniff. Write. Journal NEW! Neuroscience tells us that our sense of smell is the most potent form of sense memory. With a scratch and a whiff, you can savor the past on each fresh page.

88 15 evocative, delicious scents like french fries and jasmine 88 Inspiring quotes and writing prompts to add to the olfactory experience 88 Beautiful vintage photos transport you to a different time

NEW No. 50244 Scratch. Sniff. Write.

SIZE:

5.625 x 7.25 inches

SPECS: Cardstock cover, 96 pages; lay-flat binding; 15 scented stickers INNER:

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NEW! I Am What a Feminist Looks Like Inner-Truth® Journal More than a notebook, it’s a personal refuge to reflect, rage, rejoice, and secretly plot to topple the patriarchy. 88 Get inspired by quotes from strong women

(and allies) who say what they think

88 A journal is a crucial form of daily self-care 88 Pairs well with herbal tea, red wine, and/or an

entire sheet cake

88 Inner-Truth ® Journals: over 2 million sold!

NEW No. 50168 I Am What a Feminist Looks Like

SIZE:

7 x 9.5 inches

SPECS: Paperback, 160 pages; lay-flat binding; full-color throughout; ribbon page marker INNER:

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READ SOMETHING MORE.

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NEW! Anyone Can Be President by David Vienna One takeaway from today’s wild politics? We now know anyone can be leader of the free world. Use our clever guide to hit the campaign trail—you get our vote!

88 Everything you need to know from choosing a party to using golf as a political strategy 88 A cheat sheet for potential candidates to keep everything nice and legal-ish 88 Includes a built-in slogan generator, plus presidential stickers to kick things off 88 From David Vienna, bestselling author of Calm the F*ck Down, Are We There Yet?, and

Drinks for Mundane Tasks

NEW No. 50300 Anyone Can Be President

ME FOR PRESIDEN

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t residen P e B n a C e #Anyon INCLUDES 2 BUMPER STICKERS!

SIZE:

5.5 x 7.5 inches

SPECS: Paperback, 144 pages; lay-flat binding; 2 bumper stickers; illustrations INNER:

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Pocket Translators NEW! All those years spent in language lab learning, “May I borrow your yellow pencil?” only to realize most of us just need two essential phrases, said 103 different ways.

88 Includes 103 languages–even Pig Latin, Klingon, and Elvish! 88 Maps highlight where languages are spoken around the world 88 Also features regional physical gestures, for when words fail

NEW No. 50301 I Love You Pocket Translator

NEW No. 50304 Fuck You Pocket Translator

SIZE:

3.85 x 5.25 inches

SPECS: PVC cover, 128 pages INNER:

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NEW! What Not to Say Books Afraid to open your mouth because you’ll offend someone on a date or in the office? We’ve solved that social anxiety with an exhaustive list of no-nos.

88 Loaded with career-killing/romance-deflating phrases to avoid at all costs 88 Doubles as a guide to ending a relationship or getting fired 88 Add to your collection of our bestselling What Not to Say series

NEW No. 50302 What Not to Say: Love

NEW No. 50303 What Not to Say: Work

SIZE:

4.25 x 6.25 inches

SPECS: Hardcover with clear foil stamping, 128 pages; illustrations INNER:

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Four-Letter Puzzles NEW! One word, four letters, 400+ pieces. You do the math, then make the word!

88 Sumptuous (ooh!) box inspired by alphabet blocks 88 Holographic foil on the puzzles and the boxes 88 Collect all six puzzles 88 Created by Brooklyn design duo Charles&Thorn

NEW No. 10084 Sexy

WITH FOIL STAMPING!

NEW No. 10085 Shit

SIZE:

5 x 5 x 5 inches

SPECS: Box with holographic foil; approximately 400-piece puzzle with holographic foil INNER:

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NEW! Ding Ding Bells Classic concierge bells communicate your needs without saying a word! 88 Communicate your desires as clear as a bell 88 Enjoy the sound of decisive action 88 Caution: Ding bell once or twice—that’s enough!

NEW No. 15031 Let’s Do This

NEW No. 15030 Don’t Stop

SIZE:

Bell: 3.5 inches in diameter

SPECS: Bell on cardstock platform with clear acetate box INNER:

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NEW No. 15032 Fuck You

NEW No. 15033 Coffee

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NEW! Sorry I Farted Again Postcard Book Twenty-five postcard apologies that say sorry for all sorts of cringeworthy moments, so you don’t have to. 88 Fluorescent, eye-popping colors show just how

sorry you really are

88 Includes one all-occasions postcard you can

fill in for unexpected goofs

88 Sequel to the I’m Sorry I Farted postcard book

by Dan Golden

NEW No. 50209 Sorry I Farted Again

SIZE:

6 x 4 inches

SPECS: 25 postcards with neon colors; cardstock case; illustrations INNER: 4

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Fill in the LoveÂŽ: Read Me When NEW! A treasure trove of eight, situationspecific, fill-in letters for your awesome kid to open at just the right moment. 88 An all-new addition to our bestselling

Fill in the Love ÂŽ series

88 Send them off to summer camp or with

your college-bound kid

88 Gift idea for expecting parents and

soon-to-be empty nesters alike

NEW No. 50185 Letters to My Amazing Kid

SIZE:

7.25 x 4 x 1.5 inches

SPECS: 9 paper sheets; 9 envelopes; foil-stamped box with magnetic lid; cotton ribbon; cardstock sleeve INNER: 3

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ARE YOU STRESSED AND OVERWORKED? TOTALLY CRUSHING IT AT THIS MOMENT? THERE’S A PAD FOR EVERY OFFICE MOOD.

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Diecut Sticky Notes NEW! A cutting-edge twist on our classic stickies that gives you a bright, bold way to make your statement stick. 88 Sticky notes are kind of our thing—and hey,

why haven’t we cut words into them before?

88 Doubles as a stencil, if you’re into that 88 Cheery colors help your message stand out

SIZE:

NEW No. 12567 Crap

NEW No. 12568 FYI

NEW No. 12569 BTW

NEW No. 12570 Blah

3 x 3 inches

SPECS: 75 diecut sheets with repositionable adhesive INNER:

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POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 62. No. 91179

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NEW! Classic Pads Share the important deets while getting it done with our updated classics. 88 Don’t Kill the Kids: A fill-in-the-blank

checklist that will transform any sitter into the baby whisperer of your date-night dreams

88 Daily Agenda/Hidden Agenda: A to-do

list that organizes your needs, wants, and secret motives

88 Make Shit Happen: The first step to

getting things done is putting it all down on this aptly-named pad

NEW No. 12290 Don’t Kill the Kids

NEW No. 12292 Daily Agenda/Hidden Agenda

SIZE:

6 x 9 inches

SPECS: 60 sheets; adhesive binding INNER:

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NEW No. 12291 Make Shit Happen

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POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 62. No. 91181


Nifty Notes NEW! Let all-new Nifty Notes do the talking (or your dirty work!) for you. 88 IOU: Checkboxes and prompts help you beg,

borrow, and steal with instant impunity

88 All the Feels: Take the infinite range of your

many-splendored feels from your news feed to real life

88 Por Favor: A well-mannered way to

communicate wants and demands (both reasonable and unreasonable)—no actual Spanish skills required!

88 Like My Recent: The “ahem” of notes, it

reminds everyone to acknowledge your major (and minor) online moments

SIZE:

NEW No. 12147 All The Feels

NEW No. 12148 Por Favor

NEW No. 12149 Like My Recent

4 x 5.25 inches

SPECS: 50 sheets; adhesive binding INNER:

NEW No. 12146 IOU

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POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 63. No. 91183

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AFFIRMATORS!® BOOKS BY SUZI BARRETT SIZE:

4.25 x 5.25 inches

SPECS: Hardcover with foil stamping, 96 pages

with dyed edges; illustrations

INNER:

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It’s not always easy to acknowledge your amazing charm and power—but these books help you do you with increasing assuredness.

POP DISPLAY AVAILABLE

No. 50183 I’m Stronger Than . . .

No. 50184 I’m More Beautiful Than . . .

No. 50215 Life Is . . .

No. 50216 Love Is . . .

No. 50177 It Could (Probably) Be Worse

No. 50178 Anything is (Possibly) Possible

SEE PAGE 62.

LIFE IS . . . / LOVE IS . . . BOOKS SIZE:

4.75 x 6.25 inches

SPECS: Hardcover, 96 pages; illustrations INNER:

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The best “life” and “love” metaphors in two wittily illustrated packages

POP DISPLAY AVAILABLE SEE PAGE 62.

UNDERCOVER QUOTE BOOKS SIZE:

3.4 x 4.75 inches

SPECS: Hardcover with acetate jacket, 144 pages INNER:

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Why search for the perfect thing to say when it’s more than likely that somebody already said it?

POP DISPLAY AVAILABLE SEE PAGE 62.

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WHAT NOT TO SAY SIZE:

4.25 x 6.25 inches

SPECS: Hardcover, 128 pages;

wibalin with clear foil stamping

INNER:

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NEW No. 50302 What Not to Say: Love

NEW No. 50303 What Not to Say: Work

No. 50230 What Not to Say

No. 50015 Baby Panic

No. 50032 Cat Lady Panic

No. 50137 Dadhood Panic

No. 50138 Yoga Panic

No. 50139 #ModernLife Panic

100 REASONS TO PANIC ® SIZE:

3.75 x 5 inches

SPECS: Hardcover with jacket, 112 pages;

30 illustrations

INNER:

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POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 62. No. 91178

Offers a one-two punch of jitters and titters

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50 TOTALLY STUPID REAL-LIFE REASONS TO WORK OUT

JESS RONA’S GROOMED

SIZE: 5.25 x 6.5 inches

SIZE: 7.75 x 5.75 inches

SPECS: Paperback with flaps,

SPECS: Hardcover, 128 pages;

64-page flipbook; photographs

128 pages; photographs

INNER:

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Train your body for real life’s stupidly simple, ordinary tasks because a strong core is essential when hovering over a public toilet.

INNER: 3

No. 50240 Jess Rona’s Groomed

No. 50179 50 Stupid Reasons to Work Out

SHIT GARDENS BY JAMES HULL AND BEDE BRENNAN

THIS IS (NOT) L.A.

SIZE: 8.5 x 7 inches

SIZE: 8.5 x 6.25 inches

SPECS: Hardcover with

SPECS: Paperback, 168 pages;

textured cover, 128 pages; photographs

photographs

INNER:

INNER: 3

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No. 50239 Shit Gardens

No. 50232 This Is (Not) L.A.

ARE WE THERE YET? BY DAVID VIENNA

DRINKS FOR MUNDANE TASKS BY DAVID VIENNA

SIZE: 8.125 x 10 inches

SIZE: 5.25 x 7.25 inches

SPECS: Paperback, 80 pages;

SPECS: Hardcover with foil

stamping, 128 pages; illustrations

lay-flat binding; full-color throughout

INNER:

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INNER:

No. 50241 Are We There Yet?

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No. 50174 Drinks for Mundane Tasks

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CALM THE F*CK DOWN BY DAVID VIENNA

I HOPE YOU FIND ME BY ALAN FEUER

SIZE: 5.5 x 7.75 inches

SIZE: 4 x 6 inches

SPECS: Flexi-binding, 112 pages;

SPECS: Paperback with

INNER: 4

INNER:

illustrations

flaps, 136 pages

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No. 50040 Calm The F*ck Down

THE GUMMY BEAR BOOK BY DAN GOLDEN

No. 50148 I Hope You Find Me

TOUCH AND FEEL MAZES BY JUNKO MURAYAMA

SIZE: 5.75 x 6.75 inches

SIZE: 8.25 x 9.875 inches

SPECS: Hardcover with spot-

SPECS: 12 pages including cover;

gloss varnish, 96 pages; photographs

INNER:

embossed mazes

INNER:

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RIGHTS: US, GB, CA, AU, NZ, IE

No. 50147 The Gummy Bear Book

FUCKING QUOTE BOOK

INCONSEQUENTIAL DILEMMAS SIZE:

7 x 7 inches

SIZE:

SPECS: Paperback with gatefold, 96 pages;

INNER: 6

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No. 50014 Inconsequential Dilemmas

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4.5 x 5.5 inches

SPECS: Hardcover, 96 pages

lay-flat binding; 29+ illustrations

INNER:

No. 50149 Touch and Feel Mazes

No. 50158 Fucking Quote Book


HOW TO TRAUMATIZE YOUR CHILDREN

THE COMPLETE MANUAL OF THINGS THAT MIGHT KILL YOU

SIZE: 4.5 x 6.5 inches

SIZE: 8 x 10 inches

SPECS: Paperback, 144 pages;

SPECS: Hardcover, 192 pages;

full-color throughout; 10 illustrations

INNER:

full-color throughout; 45 illustrations

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INNER: 3

No. 50004 How to Traumatize Your Children

No. 50001 Things that Might Kill You

LINES FOR ALL OCCASIONS SIZE: 3.5 x 5.75 inches SPECS: Hardcover,

112 pages; cloth cover with gold foil stamping

INNER:

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No. 50108 Insults & Comebacks

No. 50109 Pickups & Come-Ons

No. 50115 Put Downs & Zingers

POP DISPLAY AVAILABLE SEE PAGE 62.

A COMPENDIUM OF LINES FOR ALL OCCASIONS SIZE: 4.25 x 6.75 inches SPECS: Hardcover with foil

stamping, 336 pages; thumb index notches

INNER:

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No. 50182 Lines for All Occasions Compendium

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FILL IN THE LOVE ® JOURNALS SIZE:

4.5 x 3.25 inches

SPECS: Hardcover, 112 pages; acetate jacket INNER: 4

Our beloved bestseller is now available in both English and Spanish! ¡Que bueno!

No. 50262 Lo Que Amo de Ti

No. 50263 Lo Que Amo de Mamá

No. 50061 Love About You

No. 50063 Awesome

No. 50065 Love About Mom

No. 50071 Love About Dad

No. 50072 Bestie

No. 50073 Love About Grandma

A great gift for your bestie— or best frenemy No. 50260 Love About Grandpa

No. 50086 Love About Sis

No. 50251 Make Me Smile

POP DISPLAY

POP DISPLAY

POP DISPLAY

FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 63. No. 91182

FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 63. No. 91191

FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 63. No. 91175 * ADDITIONAL THIRD TIER

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No. 50074 Love About Us

No. 50254 Being Your Mom

No. 50258 Love About Our Family

No. 50259 Miss You

No. 50256 Teacher

No. 50257 Grateful for You

FILL IN THE LOVE ® STICKY NOTES SIZE:

3 x 3 inches

SPECS: 100 sheets with repositionable adhesive PKG: Shrinkwrapped INNER: 8

No. 12492 I Really Love Your . . .

No. 12493 I Think You’re So . . .

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FILL IN THE LOVE ®: READ ME WHEN BOXES SIZE:

7.25 x 4 x 1.5 inches

SPECS: 9 paper sheets; 9 envelopes; foil-stamped box with

magnetic lid; cotton ribbon; cardstock sleeve

Create a treasure trove of letters!

INNER: 3

NEW No. 50185 Letters to My Amazing Kid

No. 50172 Letters to My Very Best Friend

No. 50170 Letters to the Love of My Life

No. 50171 Letters to My Wonderful Mom

No. 50175 Letters to My Incredible Dad

No. 50176 Letters to You Before Our Wedding

FILL IN THE LOVE ® GUEST BOOKS SIZE:

7.25 x 5.25 inches

SPECS: Hardcover, 96 pages; acetate jacket;

satin ribbon marker

INNER: 3

Pass one around a baby or bridal shower, then let the hormonal tears flow!

POP DISPLAY AVAILABLE SEE PAGE 62.

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No. 50261

No. 50233

Wishes, Advice, and Happy Thoughts for Your Marriage

Wishes, Advice, and Happy Thoughts for Baby


THIS JOURNAL SERIES SIZE:

6.25 x 9 inches

SPECS: Paperback, 144 pages; waterfall tabs;

PVC jacket

Journals to get your creative juices flowing

INNER: 3

No. 50236 This Journal Has Feelings

No. 50242 This Journal Looks on the Bright Side

SCRIBBLE-OUT POETRY

INSTANT POETRY

SIZE:

SIZE:

6.25 x 8 inches

5.5 x 7 inches

SPECS: Diecut cover, Wire-O binding,

SPECS: Paperback, 128 pages;

INNER: 3

INNER: 4

96 pages; dyed edges

Let this journal do the heavy literary lifting for you! Just grab a permanent marker and black out words to create a collection of your very own poetic masterpieces.

No. 50243 This Journal Is Going Places

55 poems

No. 50247 Scribble-Out Poetry

No. 20005 Instant Poetry

DREAM JOURNAL

AFFIRMATORS!® JOURNAL

SIZE: 6.25 x 9 inches

SIZE: 5.75 x 8.25 inches

SPECS: Paperback with silver foil

SPECS: Hardcover with foil stamping,

stamping, 128 pages; lay-flat binding; ribbon page marker

128 pages; dyed-book-block edges

INNER: 3

INNER: 3

No. 50062 Dream Journal

No. 50150 Affirmators! Journal

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INNER-TRUTH® JOURNALS SIZE:

7 x 9.5 inches

SPECS: Paperback, 160 pages; lay-flat

binding; full-color throughout; ribbon page marker

INNER: 3

POP DISPLAY

NEW No. 50168 I Am What A Feminist Looks Like

No. 50167 I Gotta Have Hope

No. 50026 It’s Gonna Be Okay

No. 50090 I Need Some Serious Me Time

No. 50082 I’m So Freaking Freaked Out

No. 50045 I’m Kind of Awesome

No. 50093 Okay Fine, I’m Grateful!

No. 50166 I Need a Drink

No. 50144 I Totally Got This

FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 62. No. 91177

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MINI INNER-TRUTH® JOURNALS SIZE:

4 x 5.75 inches

SPECS: Paperback, 160 pages; lay-flat binding;

full-color throughout; ribbon page marker

INNER: 4

No. 50155 Mini I Need a Drink

No. 50098 Mini Freaked Out

No. 50079 Mini It’s Gonna Be Okay

No. 50154 Mini I Totally Got This

No. 50077 Mini Can’t Sleep

No. 50080 Mini I’m Doing My Best

No. 50091 Mini Awesome

Inner-Truth® Journals: the secret to inner peace

No. 50145 Mini I’m Grateful

No. 50153 Mini I’m Lovable

POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 62. No. 91178

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INNER-TRUTH® PADS SIZE:

5 x 8 inches

SPECS: Cardstock cover, 60 sheets;

adhesive binding

INNER: 6

Honesty is the best policy—to get crap done! No. 13029 I Have No Idea What to Eat

No. 13028 Didn’t I Just Buy This?

SNAP FOLDERS SIZE: 11.5 x 9 inches SPECS: Set of 3 plastic folders

with foil stamping and snap closure

PKG: Self-sealing polybag INNER: 6

No. 70221 Crap

No. 70220 Secret

All fun on the outside, all business on the inside! Fancy foil stamping dresses up these trios of fantastic plastic folders.

FOIL STAMPING

No. 70222 Plans

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No. 70223 Random

No. 13030 I Have to Do What?!


STICKER STATEMENTS SIZE: Box: 5.125 x 1.875 x 0.75

inches Stickers: 5 x 1.75 inches

SPECS: Matchbox box

with 40 stickers (10 of each design)

PKG: Shrinkwrapped INNER: 6

Stick it to the man (or woman) with retro-reminiscent, straight-talking sticker packs.

No. 12558 Boring

No. 12559 Nope

No. 12560 Fuck

No. 12561 Awesome

No. 12554 Excellence

No. 12555 Genius

No. 12556 Awesomeness

No. 12557 Giving 110%

No. 12551 Blue Anchors

No. 12552 Pink Hearts

No. 12553 Silver Horseshoes

STICKER SEALS SIZE: Box: 4.75 x 2 x 0.875

inches Stickers: 1.75 inches in diameter

SPECS: Matchbox box

with 100 stickers (50 of each design)

PKG: Shrinkwrapped INNER: 6

Make a solidgold (or solid-silver) statement with these opinionated stickers.

LICK & STICK FOIL STICKERS SIZE: Box: 2.75 x 2.75 x

0.75 inches Stickers: 0.5 x 0.5 inches

SPECS: 125 gummed

stickers; embossed metallic foil

INNER: 6

No. 12550 Gold Stars

POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 63. No. 91195

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DESKTOP INSPIRATION GENERATOR SIZE: 8.5 x 5.25 x 0.75 inches SPECS: 100 sheets; easel covered

FLIP CARDS TO REVEAL MESSAGE

in holographic paper

INNER: 4

Get thought-provoking wisdom in a flash. No. 13044 Desktop Inspiration Generator

RECEIPT CATCHER

PAPER WRIST NOTE

SIZE:

SIZE: Packaging: 3.75 x 12.25 inches

4 x 7.25 inches

Bracelet: 11 x 0.5 inches

SPECS: Accordion-style organizer with

SPECS: 25 bracelets (5 designs); diecuts to

elastic closure and foil stamping; 6 tabbed section dividers with preprinted labels; notepad; pen

hold bracelet in place

PKG: Heat-sealed polybag; backer card

with keyhole punch

PKG: Shrinkwrapped

INNER: 6

INNER: 4

No. 15159 Money, Money, Money

No. 10135 Paper Wrist Note

PERSONAL LIBRARY KIT SIZE:

6 x 7.5 x 1.25 inches

SPECS: 20 self-adhesive pockets and checkout

cards; date stamp and ink pad; pencil; paper-over-board box with acetate lid

PKG: Shrinkwrapped INNER: 4

REFILL SIZE: 3 x 5 x 0.75 inches SPECS: 15 self-adhesive pockets and

checkout cards

PKG:

Cello bag

INNER: 8

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No. 15000 Personal Library Kit

No. 15001 Personal Library Kit Refill


KNOCK KNOCK® CLASSIC PADS SIZE:

POP DISPLAY

6 x 9 inches

SPECS: 60 sheets; adhesive binding

FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 62. No. 91181

PKG: Shrinkwrapped INNER: 6

NEW No. 12290 Don’t Kill The Kids

NEW No. 12291 Make Shit Happen

NEW No. 12292 Daily Agenda/Hidden Agenda

No. 12287 Today’s the Day

No. 12288 Productive AF!

No. 12289 Pro/Con

No. 12007 To Do (Blue)

No. 12018 What to Eat (Yellow)

No. 12031 Pack This!

No. 12045 Things . . . House (w/magnet)

No. 12217 Make a Decision

No. 12244 Crap

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KNOCK KNOCK® CLASSIC PADS

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No. 12267 Get Your Shit Together

No. 12269 WTF Am I Doing?

No. 12258 This Week

No. 12263 What I Ate (w/magnet)

No. 12278 Brain Dump

No. 12279 Action Items!

No. 12281 #Goals

No. 12282 What to Get Done

No. 12019 All Out Of Pad® (w/magnet)

No. 12284 What to Eat Mint (w/ magnet)

No. 12285 Reality Checklist

No. 12286 Mother’s Little Helper


No. 12203 Why I Must Have Sex with You

No. 12228 Self-Therapy

No. 12208 Paper Voodoo

No. 12275 Love About You Today

No. 12226

All Out Of Pad® Blue (w/magnet)

No. 12227

All Out Of Pad® Pink (w/magnet)

PERFORATED PAD SIZE: 6 x 9 inches SPECS: 60 sheets, perforated; chipboard backer;

adhesive binding

PKG: Shrinkwrapped INNER: 6

No. 11984 To Do/To Buy

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ON-THE-GO GAME PAD & MINI GAME PADS SIZE: 6 x 9 inches SPECS: Cardstock cover, 60 sheets

(5 games, 12 sheets each); adhesive binding

PKG: Shrinkwrapped INNER: 6

SIZE: 4 x 6 inches SPECS: Cardstock cover, 45 sheets

(3 games, 15 sheets each); adhesive binding

PKG: Shrinkwrapped INNER: 6

No. 12262 Game Pad 1

No. 12611 Mini Game Pad 1

No. 12612 Mini Game Pad 2

OH-SO-HANDY BOOKMARK PADS SIZE: 1.75 x 6.9 inches SPECS: 25 diecut bookmarks; adhesive binding PKG: Resealable clear bag; peggable INNER: 6

No. 13016 Boring/Brilliant

No. 13013 Yes I’m Actually Reading This

Need a book to go with these bookmarks? We got you. (See pages 29–33.)

What do you really think about your reading material? Let your bookmark do the talking.

No. 13014 This Is a Book

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No. 13017 Highbrow/Lowbrow

No. 13015 Does This Book Make Me Look Smart?


PEN-TO-PAPER MOUSEPADS SIZE:

9.5 x 8.5 inches

DIECUT FITS ACTUAL PEN

SPECS: 60 sheets; diecut pen holder;

adhesive binding on top and left side

PKG: Shrinkwrapped INNER: 6

No. 12613 Let’s Do This

No. 12614 My Awesome Week

No. 12600 5 Days a Week

No. 12601 Information Central

No. 12111 WTF

No. 12113 Seriously

PAPER MOUSEPADS SIZE: 9.5 x 8 inches SPECS: 60 sheets; adhesive binding on top

and left sides

PKG: Shrinkwrapped INNER: 6

Make all your desktop real estate count.

DESKTOP PADS SIZE: 4.5 x 5.5 inches SPECS: 150 sheets; paper tape binding with

two metal posts

PKG: Shrinkwrapped INNER: 4

47


NIFTY NOTES SIZE:

4 x 5.25 inches

Issue them to others—or yourself. Hey, do you, baby.

SPECS: 50 sheets; adhesive binding PKG: Shrinkwrapped INNER: 6

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NEW No. 12146 IOU

NEW No. 12147 All the Feels

NEW No. 12148 Por Favor

NEW No. 12149 Like My Recent

No. 12088 WTF

No. 12128 Paper Tantrum

No. 12134 Chill Out

No. 12073 Pep Talk

No. 12075 Bitch Citation

No. 12078 High Five

No. 12091 Parking Citation

No. 12092 Just Sayin’


POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 63. No. 91183

No. 12094 Office Citation

No. 12136 Thanks a Bunch

No. 12137 Messy Citation

No. 12138 Do Me a Favor

No. 12139 Paper Compliment

No. 12140 Over It

No. 12141 You Do You

No. 12060 Apology

No. 12087 Passive-Aggressive

No. 12098 Awesome Citation

No. 12122 You Suck

No. 12125 Nailed It

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DIECUT STICKY NOTES SIZE:

3 x 3 inches

SPECS: 75 diecut sheets with

repositionable adhesive

PKG: Shrinkwrapped INNER:

8

Doubles as a stencil, if you’re into that

50

NEW No. 12567 Crap

NEW No. 12568 FYI

NEW No. 12569 BTW

NEW No. 12570 Blah

No. 12562 XOXO

No. 12563 Help

No. 12564 WTF

No. 12565 Today

No. 12566 Hello


STICKY NOTES SIZE:

3 x 3 inches

POP DISPLAY

SPECS: 100 sheets with

repositionable adhesive

FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 62. No. 91179

PKG: Shrinkwrapped INNER: 8

No. 12426 Nag Note

No. 12435 Mental Note

No. 12332 Complaint

No. 12440 Hand-Lettered Deal With This

No. 12450 Hand-Lettered Thank You

No. 12482 Oh Shit

No. 12422 WTF

No. 12489 Reminder

No. 12490 To Do

No. 12491 SOS

No. 12427 Shit List

No. 12432 Just Sayin’

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STICKY NOTES

No. 12436 Crap

No. 12447 High Five

No. 12442 Seriously?

No. 12469 Awesome

STICKY NOTE PACKETS SIZE: Packet: 8.25 x 5.5 inches

Pads: 2.75 x 2.75 inches

SPECS: 6 pads, 40 sheets each with

repositionable adhesive

PKG: Self-sealing polybag INNER: 4

A six-pack of sticky wit!

No. 12709 It’s All Good

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No. 12511 Honest Acronyms

No. 12510 Days of the Week

No. 12700 To Accomplish

No. 12708 Tell It Like It Is


GREAT BIG STICKIES SIZE:

4 x 6 inches

SPECS: 60 sheets with repositionable adhesive PKG:

Shrinkwrapped

INNER: 6

I’M ! STICKY

More than a jot, less than a novel! No. 12536 Not at All Urgent

No. 12538 Today’s Plan of Attack

No. 12539 To Do

No. 12540 Deal With This

No. 12541 Get Shit Done

No. 12542 5 Days a Week

POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 62. No. 91178

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STICKY ROLL NOTES SIZE: Box: 2.5 x 2.5 x 2.5 inches

Tape: 312 inches

SPECS: Plastic box with repositionable adhesive roll INNER:

6

No. 12730 To Do

No. 12731 Awesome

No. 12720 This Week

No. 12721 All Out Of

No. 12722 Quit Whining

No. 12723 Paper Voodoo

No. 12724 Hi There!

No. 12725 And So On.

Pull, tear, stick, repeat.

POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 63. No. 91196

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STICKY ROLL SIGNS SIZE: Box: 2.5 x 2.5 x 2.5 inches

Tape: 312 inches

SPECS: Plastic box with repositionable adhesive roll INNER:

6

SERRATED EDGE!

No. 12732 Why

No. 12733 Yes

No. 12726 Fuck

No. 12727 WTF

No. 12728 LOL

No. 12729 Mine

Make your statement stick.

55


AFFIRMATORS!® BY SUZI BARRETT SIZE: 3.75 x 5 x 1.25 inches SPECS: Box with tray and lifting ribbon;

51 cards; with instruction card

PKG: Shrinkwrapped INNER: 6

No. 12322 Affirmators! Family

No. 12319 Affirmators!

No. 12320 Affirmators! Love & Relationships

No. 12321 Affirmators! at Work

50 THINGS DECKS SIZE: 3.75 x 5.43 x 1.25 inches SPECS: Clamshell box; 50 cards

FOIL STAMPING

and instruction pamphlet

INNER:

6

Pick a card, and cross your fingers.

NEW No. 10197 50 Religions That Might Save You

No. 10158 50 Things That Might Kill You

No. 11164 Feminist

No. 11167 Escapist

ABC FLASHCARDS SIZE:

3.75 x 6.875 x 1.25 inches

SPECS: 26 cards in cream cardstock; insert PKG: Shrinkwrapped INNER:

56

6


QUOTES & QUESTIONS SIZE: 5.25 x 5.25 x 2 inches SPECS: Box with 102 cards INNER:

3

Running out of things to say? Fill the void with these talk-provoking cards.

No. 10109 Friends & Family

No. 10110 Hopes & Dreams

THE BOUNCE BACK STACK BY ANNABEL ACTON

SLANG FLASHCARDS

SIZE: 3.75 x 5.30 x .85 inches

SIZE: 3.75 x 5 x 1 inches

SPECS: 40 cards

SPECS: 50 cards; accordion-fold

game insert

PKG: Plastic box with marketing sleeve

PKG: Tuck-top playing-card box;

INNER: 4

shrinkwrapped

INNER: 6

No. 12306 Slang

No. 10157 Bounce Back: Breakup

GUEST BOOK

I MISS YOU, BARACK OBAMA

SIZE:

SIZE: 6 x 4 inches

8.5 x 5.5 inches

SPECS: Padded hardcover with metallic

SPECS: Cardstock cover with

INNER: 3

INNER:

foil stamping, 44 postcards

foil stamping, 112 pages; ribbon page marker

No. 50012 Bathroom Guest Book

4

Forty-four multipurpose postcards to fill out and send to anyone who misses the 44th US president—which these days means just about everyone

No. 50180 I Miss You, Barack Obama

57


SORRY I FARTED POSTCARDS BY DAN GOLDEN SIZE: 4 x 6 inches SPECS: 25 postcards; heavy cardstock case INNER: 4

NEW No. 50209 Sorry I Farted Again

No. 50208 Sorry I Farted

DIRTY TOWELS SIZE: Towel: 11 x 19 inches SPECS: 90% cotton/10% polyester

towel with header card

INNER:

4

A towel that’s a little bit dirty— and cleans up real nice. PEGGABLE! No. 15019 Get Me Dirty.

No. 15020 Make Me Wet.

No. 15021 Use Me Up.

No. 15022 Whip Me Out.

No. 15023 Wring Me Dry.

No. 15024 Wipe Me Down.

Useful even when tipsy, sloshed, or three sheets to the wind!

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FOUR-LETTER PUZZLES SIZE: Box: 5 x 5 x 5 inches SPECS: Box with foil; approximately

500-piece puzzle with metallic foil

INNER:

3

NEW No. 10084 Sexy

NEW No. 10085 Shit

No. 10080 Fuck

No. 10081 Yeah

No. 10082 Crap

No. 10083 Love

MESSAGE PUZZLES SIZE: 7.25 x 4.10 x 1.25 inches SPECS: Gift box with magnetic

lid and removable sleeve; 62–72 piece puzzle with diecut message

INNER: 4

No. 10076 You Complete Me

No. 10077 Love You to Pieces

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STAMP AND TAG KITS CARD KIT SIZE: 6.375 x 5.375 x 1 inches SPECS: Paper-over-board box;

8 folded cards and envelopes; black-ink pad; rubber stamp; sticker sheet

INNER:

3

Declare your creativity loud and proud.

No. 20006 I Made This Card

TAG KITS SIZE: 6 x 3.75 x 1 inches SPECS: Box tray; 16 tags; black-ink pad;

rubber stamp; 8 feet of cotton twine

PKG: Shrinkwrapped INNER: 3

No. 11136 I Made This

No. 11137 I Baked This

PAINT-BY-NUMBER POSTCARDS SIZE: 6 x 7.25 x 1 inches SPECS: Paper-over-board box;

strip of 6 paint pods; paint brush; 12 cardstock postcards

PKG:

Shrinkwrapped

INNER: 3

The fine art— of correspondence! No. 29020 Sweet Treats

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No. 29021 Office Supplies

No. 29022 Cocktails


VOUCHERS SIZE: Box: 5 x 5 x 5 inches SPECS: Box with gold foil; approximately

500-piece puzzle with gold foil

INNER:

3

No. 10128 For Dad

No. 10127 For Mom

No. 10143 For Sexy Times

Twenty gifts in one tidy package

No. 12011 For Lovers

No. 10142 For New Moms POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 63. No. 91185

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KNOCK KNOCK® PRODUCT DISPLAYS

No. 91176 Lines for All Occasions Display

No. 91177 Large Single Book Display

8 x 9.25 x 7.25 inches Holds 16 units

9 x 11 x 7.75 inches

No. 91178 100 Reasons to Panic® Display

No. 91178 Mini Inner-Truth® Journal Display

9 x 8 x 7.5 inches Holds 16 units

9 x 8 x 7.5 inches Holds 16 units

9 x 8 x 7.5 inches Holds 20 units

No. 91179 Sticky Note Corrugate Display

No. 91180 Small Single Book Display

No. 91181 Pads Display

9.75 x 6.75 x 10 inches Holds 72 units

5.75 x 6 x 9 inches

19.25 x 11.75 x 6 inches Holds 36 units

No. 91178 Great Big Stickies Display

No. 91169 Product Tower 17 x 71 x 17 inches (Adjustable height shelves) Large shelves: 14 x 3.5 inches Small shelves: 7.25 x 5.75 inches

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No. 91182 Fill in the Love® Display

No. 91183 Nifty Notes Display

No. 91185 Vouchers Display

10.25 x 5 x 5.75 inches Holds 16 units

13 x 9.25 x 7.25 inches Holds 36 units

8.75 x 11.5 x 10.25 inches Holds 24 units

No. 91196 Sticky Rolls Display

No. 91195 Lick & Stick Foil Stickers Display

12 x 6.25 x 15.75 inches Holds 24 units

12 x 4.5 x 5.25 inches Holds 24 units

ADDITIONAL THIRD TIER

No. 91191 Fill in the Love ® Plexi Display

No. 91175 Fill in the Love ® Plexi Display Add-On

10 x 9.25 x 10 inches Holds 64 units

10 x 4.25 x 10 inches Holds 32 units

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NUMBERED

5 Days a Week Great Big Sticky, 53 5 Days a Week Paper Mousepad, 47 50 Religions that Might Save You Deck (NEW), 8, 56 50 Stupid Reasons to Work Out, 31 50 THINGS DECKS, 8, 56 50 Things That Might Kill You Deck, 56 100 REASONS TO PANIC®, 30 #Goals Classic Pad, 44 #ModernLife Panic, 30

A

ABC FLASHCARDS, 56 Action Items! Classic Pad, 44 AF DECKS, 6 Affirmators!, 56 AFFIRMATORS!®, 29, 37, 56 Affirmators! at Work, 56 Affirmators! Dial-A-Mantra Wheel O’ Wisdom (NEW), 5 Affirmators! Family, 56 Affirmators! Journal, 37 Affirmators! Love & Relationships, 56 All Out Of® Classic Pad, 44 All Out Of® Classic Pad (Blue), 45 All Out Of® Classic Pad (Pink), 45 All Out Of Sticky Roll Notes, 54 All The Feels Nifty Note (NEW), 27, 48 And So On. Sticky Roll Notes, 54 Anyone Can Be President (NEW), 16 Anything is (Possibly) Possible, 29 Apology Nifty Note, 49 Are We There Yet?, 31 Awesome Citation Nifty Note, 49 Awesomeness Sticker Seals, 41 Awesome Sticker Statements, 41 Awesome Sticky Note, 52 Awesome Sticky Roll Notes, 54

B

Baby Panic, 30 Bathroom Guest Book, 57 Bitch Citation Nifty Note, 48 Blah Diecut Sticky Note (NEW), 25, 50 Blue Anchors Lick & Stick Foil Stickers, 41 Bookmark Pads, 46 Boring/Brilliant Oh-So-Handy Bookmark Pad, 46 Boring Sticker Statements, 41 The Bounce Back Stack, 57 Brain Dump Classic Pad, 44 BTW Diecut Sticky Note (NEW), 25, 50

C

Calm the F*CK Down, 32 Cat Lady Panic, 30 Chill Out Nifty Note, 48 CLASSIC PADS, 26, 43 Cocktails Paint-by-Number Postcards, 60 Coffee Ding Ding Bell (NEW), 21 Complaint Sticky Note, 51 Complete Manual of Things that Might Kill You, The, 33 Crap Classic Pad, 43 Crap Diecut Sticky Note (NEW), 25, 50 Crap Four-Letter Puzzle, 59 Crap Snap Folder, 40 Crap Sticky Note, 52

D

Dadhood Panic, 30 Daily Agenda/Hidden Agenda Classic Pad (NEW), 26, 43 Days of the Week Sticky Note Packet, 52

64

Feminist Flashcards, 56 FILL IN THE LOVE® GUEST BOOKS, 36 FILL IN THE LOVE® JOURNALS, 34 FILL IN THE LOVE®: READ ME WHEN BOXES, 23, 36 FILL IN THE LOVE® STICKY NOTES, 35 FLASHCARDS, 56 FOUR-LETTER PUZZLES, 19, 59 Friends & Family Quotes & Questions Deck, 57 Fuck Four-Letter Puzzle, 59 Fucking Quote Book, 32 Fuck Sticker Statements, 41 Fuck Sticky Roll Signs, 55 Fuck You Ding Ding Bell (NEW), 21 Fuck You Pocket Translator (NEW), 17 FYI Diecut Sticky Note (NEW), 25, 50

I Have to Do What?! Inner-Truth Pad, 40 I Hope You Find Me, 32 I Love You Pocket Translator (NEW), 17 I Made This Card Stamp Kit, 60 I Made This Gift Stamp Kit, 60 I Miss You, Barack Obama Postcard Book, 57 I Need a Drink Inner-Truth Journal, 38 I Need a Drink Mini Inner-Truth Journal, 39 I Need Some Serious Me Time Inner-Truth Journal, 38 I Really Love Your . . . Fill In the Love Sticky Note, 35 I Think You’re So . . . Fill In the Love Sticky Note, 35 I Totally Got This Inner-Truth Journal, 38 I Totally Got This Mini Inner-Truth Journal, 39 I’m Doing My Best Mini Inner-Truth Journal, 39 I’m Kind of Awesome Inner-Truth Journal, 38 I’m Kind of Awesome Mini Inner-Truth Journal, 39 I’m Lovable! Mini Inner-Truth Journal, 39 I’m More Beautiful Than . . . Affirmators! Book, 29 I’m So Freaking Freaked Out Inner-Truth Journal, 38 I’m So Freaking Freaked Out Mini Inner-Truth Journal, 39 I’m Stronger Than . . . Affirmators! Book, 29 Inconsequential Dilemmas, 32 Information Central Paper Mousepad, 47 INNER-TRUTH® JOURNALS, 14, 38 INNER-TRUTH® PADS, 40 Instant Poetry, 37 Insult Generator Wheel O’ Wisdom (NEW), 4 Insults & Comebacks for All Occasions, 33 IOU Nifty Note (NEW), 27, 48 It Could (Probably) Be Worse, 29 It’s All Good Sticky Note Packet, 52 It’s Gonna Be Okay Inner-Truth Journal, 38 It’s Gonna Be Okay Mini Inner-Truth Journal, 39 IT’S OK JOURNALS (NEW), 10 It’s OK to Be Sensitive Journal (NEW), 10 It’s OK to Be Weird Journal (NEW), 11 It’s OK to Fail Journal (NEW), 10 It’s OK to Have Big Crazy Dreams Journal (NEW), 11

G

J

Deal With This Great Big Sticky, 53 Desktop Inspiration Generator, 42 DESKTOP PADS, 47 Didn’t I Just Buy This? Inner-Truth Pad, 40 DIECUT STICKY NOTES, 25, 50 DING DING BELLS, 20 DIRTY TOWELS, 58 Does This Book Make Me Look Smart? Oh-So-Handy Bookmark Pad, 46 Do Me a Favor Nifty Note, 49 Don’t Kill the Kids Classic Pad (NEW), 26, 43 Don’t Stop Ding Ding Bell (NEW), 20 Dream Journal, 37 Drinks for Mundane Tasks, 31

E

Escapist Flashcards, 56 Excellence Sticker Seals, 41 Excuses, Excuses, Excuses Wheel O’ Wisdom (NEW), 4

F

Game Pad 1, 46 GAME PADS, 46 Genius Sticker Seals, 41 Get Me Dirty Towel, 58 Get Shit Done Great Big Sticky, 53 Get Your Shit Together Classic Pad, 44 Giving 110% Sticker Seals, 41 Gold Stars Lick & Stick Foil Stickers, 41 Grateful AF Deck (NEW), 7 GREAT BIG STICKIES, 53 GUEST BOOK, 57 Gummy Bear Book, The , 32

H

Hand-Lettered Deal With This Sticky Note, 51 Hand-Lettered Thank You Sticky Note, 51 Hello Diecut Sticky Note, 50 Help Diecut Sticky Note, 50 Highbrow/Lowbrow Oh-So-Handy Bookmark Pad, 46 High Five Nifty Note, 48 High Five Sticky Note, 52 Hi There! Sticky Roll Notes, 54 Honest Acronyms Sticky Note Packet, 52 Hopes & Dreams Quotes & Questions Deck, 57 How to Traumatize Your Children, 33

I

I Am What a Feminist Looks Like Inner-Truth Journal (NEW), 14, 38 I Baked This Gift Stamp Kit, 60 I Can’t Sleep Mini Inner-Truth Journal, 39 I Gotta Have Hope Inner-Truth Journal, 38 I Have No Idea What to Eat Inner-Truth Pad, 40

Jess Rona’s Groomed, 31 Just Sayin’ Nifty Note, 48 Just Sayin’ Sticky Note, 51

K

KNOCK KNOCK CLASSIC PADS, 43 KNOCK KNOCK PRODUCT DISPLAYS, 62

L

Let’s Do This Ding Ding Bell (NEW), 20 Let’s Do This Pen-to-Paper Mousepad, 47 Letters to My Amazing Kid Fill in the Love (NEW), 23, 36 Letters to My Incredible Dad, 36 Letters to My Very Best Friend, 36 Letters to My Wonderful Mom, 36 Letters to the Love of My Life, 36 Letters to You Before Our Wedding, 36 LICK & STICK FOIL STICKERS, 41 Life Is . . . , 29 Like My Recent Nifty Note (NEW), 27, 48 LINES FOR ALL OCCASIONS, 33 Lines for All Occasions Compilation, 33 LOL Sticky Roll Signs, 55 Lo Que Amo de Mamá Journal, 34 Lo Que Amo de Ti Journal, 34 Love Four-Letter Puzzle, 59 Love Is . . . , 29 Love You to Pieces Message Puzzle, 59

M

Make a Decision Classic Pad, 43 Make Me Wet Towel, 58 Make Shit Happen Classic Pad (NEW), 26, 43


Mental Note Sticky Note, 51 MESSAGE PUZZLES, 59 Messy Citation Nifty Note, 49 Mine Sticky Roll Signs, 55 MINI GAME PADS, 46 Mini Game Pad, 1, 46 MINI INNER-TRUTH® JOURNALS, 39 Money, Money, Money Receipt Catcher, 42 Mother’s Little Helper Classic Pad, 44 MOUSEPADS, 47 My Awesome Week Pen-to-Paper Mousepad, 47

N

Nag Note Sticky Note, 51 Nailed It Nifty Note, 49 NIFTY NOTES, 27, 48-49 Nope Sticker Statements, 41 Not at All Urgent Great Big Sticky, 53

O

Office Citation Nifty Note, 49 Office Supplies Paint-by-Number Postcards, 60 Oh Shit Sticky Note, 51 OH-SO-HANDY BOOKMARK PADS, 46 Okay Fine, I’m Grateful! Inner-Truth Journal, 38 Okay Fine, I’m Grateful! Mini Inner-Truth Journal, 39 ON-THE-GO GAME PADS, 46 ON-THE-GO MINI GAME PADS, 46 Over It Nifty Note, 49

P

Pack This! Classic Pad, 43 PAINT-BY-NUMBER POSTCARDS, 60 Paper Compliment Nifty Note, 49 PAPER MOUSEPADS, 47 Paper Tantrum Nifty Note, 48 Paper Voodoo Classic Pad, 45 Paper Voodoo Sticky Roll Notes, 54 Paper Wrist Note, 42 Parking Citation Nifty Note, 48 Passive-Aggressive Nifty Note, 49 PEN-TO-PAPER MOUSEPADS, 47 Pep Talk Nifty Note, 48 PERFORATED PAD, 45 Personal Library Kit, 42 Personal Library Kit Refill, 42 PHOTO ALBUMS, 61 Pickups & Come-Ons for All Occasions, 33 Pink Hearts Lick & Stick Foil Stickers, 41 Plans Snap Folder, 40 POCKET TRANSLATORS, 17 Por Favor (Spanish) Nifty Note (NEW), 27, 48 Pro/Con Classic Pad, 43 Productive AF! Classic Pad, 43 Product Tower, 62 Put Downs & Zingers for All Occasions, 33

Q

Quit Whining Sticky Roll Notes, 54 QUOTES & QUESTIONS, 57

R

Random Snap Folder, 40 Reality Checklist Classic Pad, 44 RECEIPT CATCHER, 42 Reminder Sticky Note, 51

S

Scratch. Sniff. Write. Journal (NEW), 13 Scribble-Out Poetry, 37 Secret Snap Folder, 40 Self-Therapy Classic Pad, 45 Seriously? Desktop Pad, 47 Seriously? Sticky Note, 52 Sexy Four-Letter Puzzle (NEW), 19, 59 Shit Four-Letter Puzzle (NEW), 19, 59 Shit Gardens, 31 Shit List Sticky Note, 51 Silver Horseshoes Lick & Stick Foil Stickers, 41 Slang Flashcards, 57 SNAP FOLDERS, 40 Sorry I Farted Again Postcard Book (NEW), 22, 58 Sorry I Farted Postcard Book, 58 SOS Sticky Note, 51 Spiritual AF Deck (NEW), 6 STAMP KITS, 60 STICKER SEALS, 41 STICKER STATEMENTS, 41 STICKY NOTE PACKETS, 52 STICKY NOTES, 25, 50 STICKY ROLL NOTES, 54 STICKY ROLL SIGNS, 55 Sweet Treats Paint-by-Number Postcards, 60

T

Tell It Like It Is Sticky Note Packet, 52 Thanks a Bunch Nifty Note, 49 Things . . . House Classic Pad, 43 This Is a Book Oh-So-Handy Bookmark Pad, 46 This is a Fucking Quote Book, 32 This Is (Not) L.A., 31 This Journal Has Feelings, 37 This Journal Is Going Places, 37 This Journal Looks on the Bright Side, 37 THIS JOURNAL SERIES, 37 This Week Classic Pad, 44 This Week Sticky Roll Notes, 54 To Accomplish Sticky Note Packet, 52 Today Diecut Sticky Note, 50 Today’s Plan of Attack Great Big Sticky, 53 Today’s the Day Classic Pad, 43 To Do (Blue) Classic Pad, 43 To Do Great Big Sticky, 53 To Do Sticky Notes, 51 To Do Sticky Roll Note, 54 To Do/To Buy Perforated Pad, 45 Touch and Feel Mazes, 32

U

What I Love About Grandpa Journal, 34 What I Love About Mom Journal, 34 What I Love About Our Family Journal, 35 What I Love About Sis Journal, 34 What I Love About Us Journal, 35 What I Love About You Journal, 34 What I Love About You Today Classic Pad, 45 What Not to Say, 30 WHAT NOT TO SAY BOOKS, 18, 30 What Not to Say: Love (NEW), 18, 30 What Not to Say: Work (NEW), 18, 30 What to Eat (Mint) Classic Pad, 44 What to Eat (Yellow) Classic Pad, 43 What to Get Done Classic Pad, 44 WHEELS O’ WISDOM, 4 Whip Me Out Towel, 58 Why I’m Grateful for You Journal, 35 Why I Miss You Journal, 35 Why I Must Have Sex With You Classic Pad, 45 Why Sticky Roll Signs, 55 Why You Make Me Smile Journal, 34 Why You’re My Bestie Journal, 34 Why You’re So Awesome Journal, 34 Why You’re the Best Teacher Ever Journal, 35 Wipe Me Down Towel, 58 Wishes, Advice, and Happy Thoughts for Baby Guest Book, 36 Wishes, Advice, and Happy Thoughts for Your Marriage Guest Book, 36 Wring Me Dry Towel, 58 WTF Am I Doing? Classic Pad, 44 WTF Desktop Pad, 47 WTF Diecut Sticky, 50 WTF Nifty Note, 48 WTF Sticky Note, 51 WTF Sticky Roll Signs, 55

X

XOXO Diecut Sticky Note, 50

Y

Yeah Four-Letter Puzzle, 59 Yes I’m Actually Reading This Oh-So-Handy Bookmark Pad, 46 Yes Sticky Roll Signs, 55 Yes, You’re Probably Dying Wheel O’ Wisdom (NEW), 4 Yoga Panic, 30 You Complete Me Message Puzzle, 59 You Do You Nifty Note, 49 You Got This Journal (NEW), 12 You Suck Nifty Note, 49 You’re On My Shit List Sticky Note, 51

Use Me Up Towel, 58 UNDERCOVER QUOTE BOOKS, 29

V

VOUCHERS, 61 Vouchers For Dad, 61 Vouchers For Mom, 61 Vouchers For Lovers, 61 Vouchers For New Moms, 61 Vouchers For Sexy Times, 61

W

What I Ate Classic Pad, 44 What I Love About Being Your Mom Journal, 35 What I Love About Dad Journal, 34 What I Love About Grandma Journal, 34 INDEX KEY PRODUCT CATEGORY New Product

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