2017
I’ve often been mystified about why some of my more offbeat attempts at humor make so many women laugh. Several years ago, on a flight from somewhere to somewhere else, I read an interview with the hilarious and brilliant Chris Rock in an in-flight magazine. This quote (which I finally tracked down to an article written by Steve Marsh for the November 2009 issue of Delta’s Sky Magazine ) explained a lot, and has been my guiding star ever since: “Chris Rock believes that comedy is half about making people laugh and half about bringing them to a realization that would be uncomfortable if they weren’t laughing.”
to 2017!
Oh sure, I take some easy shots… at drinking, at laziness, at cat lovers… but why do women laugh at “why, I’d be delighted to put my needs last again,” at “see? aren’t we both much happier when I’m happy?,” and at “what a coincidence! you embarrass me too!”? We are laughing at situations in our own lives that we find uncomfortable, and laughing is making those situations easier.
welcome to 2017! We need laughter and lots of it! It’s impossible to be angry or upset in the same moment that we’re laughing. So let’s all join forces and spread the laughter! Thank you for letting me make you smile.
Many new product additions for Fall 2017‌ Coin Purses
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Cosmetic Bags
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Crew Socks
28-29
Flasks
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Full-Color Greeting Cards:
All Occasion
Birthday
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Thank You
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Wedding & Anniversary
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Journals
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Luggage Tags
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Magnets
10-17
Mini Trays
24-25
Mugs
18-21
Notebook Sets
4-7
Pill Compacts
36
Puzzles
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Sticky Notes
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Sticky To-Do Notes
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Taintor Towels
26-27
Trinket Trays
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Displays
53-57
Terms
Back Cover
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Journals have 192 lined pages, coptic stitch binding (so they lie flat when open), colored edges, and spot gloss front and back. Display on one of our versatile Smile Spinner (page 53). Journals will ship mid-February 2017. 6 1/4"w x 8 3/4"h x 3/4"d. Packed 3/style, $6.50 each.
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71062 she was comforted by the knowledge that they were helpless without her inside lined pages
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71639 you say “crazy cat lady” like it’s a bad thing
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71751 my mascara ran… I’m counting it as exercise
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k o o b e Not Sets
I had so much fun putting together these sets! Each set of two themed Notebooks (80 lined pages in each) is packaged back to back, so each set can be displayed two ways. Display on one of our versatile Smile Spinners (page 53) or on our Notebook Set Display (page 56). 4"w x 6"h. Packed 6/style, $3.50/set of two.
stop me before I volunteer again
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medicated and motivated
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why yes, I am overqualified
true, there were side effects
my other glasses have an olive and a twist
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we all have our baggage
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think of me as “unexpected turbulence�
this is the last time I come to work sober
she had made yet another wise shopping decision
she was comforted by the knowledge that they were helpless without her fixing the economy… one boutique at a time
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someone called… about something…
she could see no good reason to act her age
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the best thing about getting old is forgetting how old you are
You be Thelma. I’ll be Louise.
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I believe we have an opportunity to make some extremely poor choices
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more ok Notebo Sets
walk faster… the children are catching up
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parenting… when messing up your own life just isn’t enough
you say “crazy cat lady” like it’s a bad thing cats don’t care if you’re crazy
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my mascara ran… I’m counting it as exercise
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… but my favorite yoga position is sitting on the sofa with a glass of wine
I see you’ve already penciled in “hangover” for tomorrow morning
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the voices in my head are all demanding wine
money may not buy happiness… but check these bitchin’ shoes!
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if you’re going to kick ass you need kickass shoes
dress for the job you want
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“high maintenance” doesn’t begin to cover it
long story short: I made bail
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since giving up carbs I’ve been feeling a bit… oh, what’s that word… ? … homicidal
the key to our smiles? holding the smoke in as long as possible
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that’s not why they call it pot roast… and stop calling me “Dude”
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Puzzles
One of my fondest memories of childhood is stopping at the house of my greatgrandfather after school for a scratchy kiss and a session at the jigsaw puzzle table. Great-grandpa had an attic full of puzzles, none of which had pictures on the boxes — so you didn’t know what you were putting together until it was half done. Great-grandpa was a very kind man, so I believe he would approve of us offering you boxes with pictures. These 1,000 piece puzzles measure approximately 27"w x 20"h when assembled. The thick high quality puzzle board is made from 100% recycled paper. Made in the USA. For ages 12+. Display on one of our versatile Smile Spinners (page 53). Box measures 10"w x 8"h x 2 1/4"d. 9 or fewer puzzles: minimum 3/style, 10 or more puzzles: no minimum per style, $9.00 each.
13012 born to be wild
13057 my garden kicks ass
13570 we go together like drunk and disorderly
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expiration dates are for the weak
13726 who is this “Moderation” we’re supposed to be drinking with?
13639 you say “crazy cat lady” like it’s a bad thing
13827 oh, the challenges of raising a truly gifted child!
13751 my mascara ran… I’m counting it as exercise
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s t e n Mag
So many customers tell us that when they hear laughter in their shops they know exactly where their customers are: at the Anne Taintor magnet spinner! And our magnets aren’t just funny — they’re versatile as well — they stick to 90% of the stainless fridges in our local Brooklyn appliance superstore. Display on one of our Magnet Spinners (page 54) or on one of our handy Smile Spinners (page 53). Made in USA. 3 3/8" sq. Packed 6/style, $2.25 each.
not to brag, but I can still fit into the reputation I had in high school
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if only we could cover up all our mistakes with frosting
oops! someone put healthy food in my cart by mistake
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you know when you misplace your vacuum cleaner and you have to lie around all day reading magazines? I hate when that happens…
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if you can’t say something nice, say it to your husband… he’s not listening anyway
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I wish I was a unicorn. Then I could stab stupid people with my head.
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to do list: 1. procrastinate 2. coffee break 3. repeat
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1% inspiration… 99% random stuff from the fridge
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my mom jeans are in the wash
someday I’ll meet a prince who isn’t gay
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gratitude isn’t the only debt I owe for my education
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here’s your problem, hon… you’ve got to turn it on
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I dreamed my whole house was clean…
make your own damn dinner
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born to be wild
my garden kicks ass
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because I’m the mother… that’s why
I love not camping
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guess where I’m tattooed
she could see no good reason to act her age
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funny… I don’t recall asking for your opinion
“high maintenance” doesn’t begin to cover it
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01276 old enough to know better… too young to give a rat’s ass
stop me before I volunteer again
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I believe we have an opportunity to make some extremely poor choices
why, I’d be delighted to put my needs last again
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You be Thelma. I’ll be Louise.
you’re never too old… to try something stupid
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what am I making for supper? why, sweetie, I’m making whatever the hell I want served with a side of eat it or starve
hmmm… I know I walked into this room for a reason…
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walk faster… the children are catching up
we go together like drunk and disorderly
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you say “crazy cat lady” like it’s a bad thing
expiration dates are for the weak
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if you’re going to kick ass, you need kickass shoes
I knit so that I don’t kill you, dear
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since giving up carbs I’ve been feeling a bit… oh, what’s that word…? …homicidal
parenting… when messing up your own life just isn’t enough
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see? aren’t we both much happier when I’m happy?
you’ll never forget to turn off the oven… if you never turn it on
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who is this “Moderation” we’re supposed to be drinking with?
you’re just being paranoid… not one person in this entire church suspects that we’re stoned
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God Bless This Empty Nest
I don’t want to brag, but I’m pretty mediocre at housekeeping
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my mascara ran… I’m counting it as exercise
I wish this were gin
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in dog years… we’ve been friends forever
I drive them everywhere… they drive me crazy
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even more s Magnet
don’t make me use your middle name
… and then I said “only mommies are allowed to use that word”
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I see you’ve already penciled in “hangover” for tomorrow morning
what a coincidence! you embarrass me too!
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if it’s five o’clock somewhere can I go home now?
they say “do one thing every day that scares you”… I think I’ll call my mother
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if the recipe is “microwave it” then yes, I want the recipe
cats don’t care if you’re crazy
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money may not buy happiness… but check these bitchin’ shoes!
the paleo diet… ? isn’t that what killed the dinosaurs?
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the only thing neat in my house is my drink
I had to invite them. They got a medical marijuana license.
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what’s a nice girl like me doing in a dump like this?
… but I’m too young for a mini-van!
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01801 tell us “no” again… we dare you
sweetie, if I told you what was in it we couldn’t really call it “mystery meat” now could we?
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when you make it yourself it’s whatever size you say it is
teenagers! like having a roller coaster installed in your home!
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the best thing about getting old is forgetting how old you are
everything matches after four martinis
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oh, the challenges of raising a truly gifted child!
why yes, I know it’s noon… and your point?
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they grow up so fast… and yet not nearly fast enough
no, darling… happy hour is the most important meal of the day
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and more s Magnet
you enjoy your little coloring book, dear… I’ll enjoy acting like a responsible adult
see, honey? I’m fresh out of give-a-damn
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dress for the job you want
I order… they deliver… everyone’s happy!
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honey, we’ve still got it! in fact, we’ve got a bit more of it
if you can’t be someone’s reason to smile… be their reason to drink
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I’ve got it all … and I plan to get more of it
for the love of all that’s holy, when is she moving out?
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that’s not why they call it pot roast… and stop calling me “Dude”
long story short: I made bail
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… and for my next trick I will order pizza!
why order pizza when this only took five hours and will go completely unappreciated by my children?
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… but my favorite yoga position is sitting on the sofa with a glass of wine
now dear, name one famous, successful person who had a happy childhood
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is it just me? … or is this no fun at all?
this is the last time your sister will ask me to bring appetizers
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see? cleaning one thing just makes everything else look dirtier
there are no stupid questions… but some come pretty close
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I’m trying to stay in the moment but the moment sucks
the key to our smiles? holding the smoke in as long as possible…
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she often wished her husband’s inner child would just grow the hell up
excuse me… ? we’re looking for that village where people help you raise your children?
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… and they said we couldn’t build a drone that delivers cocktails!
my other glasses have an olive and a twist
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Mugs
As we all know, coffee is the most important meal of the day. Coffee and a smile? Even better! Display on one of our versatile Smile Spinners (page 53). California Proposition 65 compliant. 14oz. ceramic gloss finish mug with gift box. 4 1/2" cube. Dishwasher and microwave safe. Packed 4/style, $6.00 each.
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and more
Mugs
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t e k n Tri Trays
A fresh take on a best-selling product, these 100% melamine Trinket Trays are almost too pretty to fill with trinkets. Display on one of our versatile Smile Spinners (page 53). Prop 65 compliant and dishwasher safe (not for microwave). 7"w x 5"h. Packed 4/style, $3.00 each.
born to be wild
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she had made yet another wise shopping decision
80038
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she was comforted by the knowledge that they were helpless without her
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my mascara ran‌ I’m counting it as exercise
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dress for the job you want
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Mini Trays
… and they said we couldn’t build a drone that delivers cocktails! long story short: I made bail
NEW! 81863
NEW! 81852
NEW! 81865
A top seller, our 100% melamine Mini Trays go everywhere! Perfect for pool, patio, or parlor. Mini Trays look great in our countertop Mini Tray Display (page 56) or on one of our versatile Smile Spinners (page 53). Prop 65 compliant and dishwasher safe (not for microwave). 5 1/2" sq.
my other glasses have an olive and a twist!
surely it must be five o’clock somewhere born to be wild
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81012
You be Thelma. I’ll be Louise.
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Packed 6/style, $2.50 each.
what’s a nice girl like me doing without a drink in her hand? I believe we have an opportunity to make some extremely poor choices
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did somebody say “open bar”?
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walk faster… the children are catching up
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we came… we shopped… we’re ready for cocktails we go together like drunk and disorderly
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if you’re going to kick ass, you need kickass shoes
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who is this “Moderation” we’re supposed to be drinking with? you say “crazy cat lady” like it’s a bad thing
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mommy… mom… mom… mom… mommy… mom… mommy… mommy… mom… mommy… I told the children I’d be down in a minute. I lied.
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I see you’ve already penciled in “hangover” for tomorrow morning my mascara ran… I’m counting it as exercise
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if it’s five o’clock somewhere can I go home now? you can lead a horse to water… but I prefer tequila
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I had to invite them. They got a medical marijuana license. love makes the world go ‘round but vodka makes it spin
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that’s not why they call it pot roast… and stop calling me “Dude” if you can’t be someone’s reason to smile… be their reason to drink
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any port in a storm… cabernet is good too everything matches after four martinis
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81850
the key to our smiles? holding the smoke in as long as possible … but my favorite yoga position is sitting on the sofa with a glass of wine
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Taintor
Towels Our Towels are made of 100% cotton. Display on one of our versatile Smile Spinners (page 53). Individual towels are 16"w x 28"h. Packed 4/style, $4.00 each.
because I’m the mother… that’s why
24127 make your own damn dinner I dreamed my whole house was clean…
24081
24044
hmm… you say tomato… I say Bloody Mary!
24559 the only thing left to polish off now is the gin
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no… I do not think it’s time to get dinner started
24598 what am I making for supper? why, sweetie, I’m making whatever the hell I want served with a side of eat it or starve
expiration dates are for the weak I truly amaze myself… this after five martinis!
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you’ll never forget to turn off the oven… if you never turn it on
24710 jeepers, mom! I’d drink too if I had to do this all day!
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nothing… it’s what’s for dinner! … and then she skipped the bake sale, wrote a check to the PTA, and lived happily ever after
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Crew Socks
As comfy and cute as our Knee Socks! One size fits most. Crew Socks look great on our countertop Sock Spinner (page 56) or on one of our versatile Smile Spinners (page 53). 75% cotton, 20% polyester, 5% spandex. 7.5" from heel to top. One size fits most. Packed 6/style, $4.00/pair.
guess where I’m tattooed
medicated and motivated
49126
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my garden kicks ass
I’d rather be walking the dog
49057
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we all have our baggage You be Thelma. I’ll be Louise.
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we go together like drunk and disorderly
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you say “crazy cat lady” like it’s a BAD thing
my mascara ran I’m counting it as exercise
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if you’re going to kick ass, you need kickass shoes
49751
the voices in my head are all demanding drinks
49662
49622
cats don’t care if you’re crazy
dress for the job you want
49781
late bloomer
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49833
everything matches after four martinis
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Coin
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As if shopping weren’t enough fun already! Fully-lined matte vinyl with vintage-style kiss closure, these clever Coin Purses make parting with cash even more of a pleasure. They look great on our countertop Coin Purse Display (page 57) or on one of our versatile Smile Spinners (page 53). 3 5/8"w x 4 1/4"h x 1"d. Packed 3/style, $5.25 each.
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62497 62662
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62784 62773 62747
62833 62785
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Cosmetic
Lush matte vinyl Cosmetic Bags are fully lined and come with a detachable wrist strap. Display on one of our versatile Smile Spinners (page 53). 7 1/2"w x 5"h x 2 1/2"d. Packed 3/style, $7.50 each.
Bags 61653 61699
61706 61730
61751
61833
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Luggage Tags
Durable matte vinyl tags (with sturdy straps and ID card inserts) make looking for your luggage a pleasure! Display in our countertop Luggage Tag Display (page 57) or on one of our versatile Smile Spinners (page 53). 2 3/4"w x 4 1/4"h. Packed 6/style, $4.75 each.
66211 NEW! 66867
NEW! 66639 NEW! 66751
66327
66653 66456
66450 66455
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66832 66831
66795 66817
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Flasks Our 4 oz. stainless steel Flask is the perfect size for a ladylike snort. With wrap-around design and a companion funnel. Flasks look great in our countertop Flask Display (page 57) or on one of our versatile Smile Spinners (page 53).
NEW! 58639
NEW! 58751
2 3/4"w x 4 1/4"h including lid. Packed 4/style, $9.95 each.
Funnel
NEW! 58854
NEW! 58865
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Pill Compac ts
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Our fabulous Pill Compacts feature high-gloss image on a metal case, push-button latch, 7-day plastic pill dispenser‌ and a mirror! And they look great on our countertop Pill Compact Display (page 56) or on one of our versatile Smile Spinners (page 53). 3 5/8" round x 15/16"h. Packed 4/style, $7.00 each.
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Sticky
o D To Notes
The pages of our handy Sticky To-Do Notes are the perfect size to stick on computer monitor or fridge, and each day has plenty of room for all your to-dos. Printed with vegetable-based ink on 100% recycled paper. 50 pages per pad. Made in USA. Display on one of our versatile Smile Spinners (page 53). 12 1/2"w x 2 7/8"h. Packed 6/style, $3.50 each.
I dreamed my whole desk was clean…
74039
a career… a family to care for… gee! I’ve got it all!
74060 she was comforted by the knowledge that they were helpless without her
just file it under “who cares”?
why yes, I am overqualified
74300
stop me before I volunteer again
74316
74301 someone called… about something…
please call back when I give a damn
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74430 the voices in my head are all demanding coffee
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Sticky Notes
Because administrative professionals need to laugh too. Each eye-catching Sticky Note pad has 100 sheets of insolent office – or home office – humor. Printed in USA with vegetable-based ink on 100% recycled stock. Display in our countertop Sticky Note Display (page 57) or on one of our versatile Smile Spinners (page 53). 3"w x 2 7/8"h. Packed 6/style, $2.25 each.
hmm… have you tried unplugging it and going home?
there are no stupid questions… but some come pretty close
NEW! 73862
I’m sorry… you must be confusing me with your therapist
must… call… office…
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NEW! 73879
why yes, I am overqualified
I dreamed my whole desk was clean…
73039
NEW! 73878
she was comforted by the knowledge that they were helpless without her
73300 just file it under “who cares?”
73062
the day was in dire need of a Ctrl+Alt+Delete
someone called… about something…
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please call back when I give a damn
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you know me… busy, busy!
never say never… say “no way in hell”
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WTF???
I think you heard me the first time
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my mascara ran… I’m counting it as exercise
73751 Join another committee? Why, I’d love to!
when the going gets tough I’m going on vacation if it’s five o’clock somewhere can I go home now?
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have you tried turning me off and on again?
73800 will any of this be on the test?
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note to self… find new job here’s your problem… … for starters
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Birthday Cards
Celebrate birthdays with a smile and a wink. Our cards feature full-color front and back with a spot of color inside. Printed with vegetable-based ink on FSC-Certified uncoated stock using 100% wind-generated electricity and sleeved with color envelopes. Made in USA. Display on one of our three card displays (pages 54-55) or on one of our versatile Smile Spinners (page 53). 4 1/4"w x 5 1/2"h. Packed in half-dozens, $10.50/6.
inside
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NEW! 31868
front: inside:
inside:
not to brag, but I can still fit into the reputation I had in high school
birthdays are like kittens
… except that some people like kittens happy birthday!
NEW! 31869
happy birthday to a woman of timeless style front: inside:
I hope there’s a piñata
may all your birthday wishes come true
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inside
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NEW! 31871
inside: front:
if only we could cover up all our mistakes with frosting
inside:
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looks like we’re going to need more frosting happy birthday! front:
when we were kids, you were always reminding me that you were the older sister
inside:
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I’d like to take this opportunity to return the favor happy birthday to my OLDER sister!
oops! someone put healthy food in my cart by mistake
have a healthy and happy birthday… heavy on the happy
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birthdays are like flowers inside: they stink have a good one!
NEW! 31875
inside
front:
remember how cool you thought you were because you were older than me? inside:
ha! ha! ha! ha! happy birthday!
NEW! 31874
front: inside:
my mom jeans are in the wash
happy birthday to a woman of timeless style
inside
inside
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at last she had awakened from the nightmare of youth inside:
inside
happy birthday
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has anyone seen my hormones?
inside:
happy birthday to a gal who gets hotter every year!
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Hurrah! At last I’m 40!
inside:
Happy Birthday!
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more Bir thday Cards inside inside
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she could see no good reason to act her age
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farewell to youth!
… and hello to early bird specials
happy birthday, kiddo!
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honey, you couldn’t pay me to be twenty
inside:
you get more fabulous every year happy birthday!
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old enough to know better… too young to give a rat’s ass
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the birthday candles wouldn’t be the only ones getting lit in the kitchen inside:
here’s to you on your birthday!
you’re at that perfect age! happy birthday!
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remember when you were young and gay?
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well, thank goodness you’re still gay! happy birthday!
inside inside
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You be Thelma. I’ll be Louise.
inside:
have a smashing birthday!
I believe we have an opportunity to make some extremely poor choices
inside:
have an extremely badass birthday
inside inside
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you’re never too old… to try something stupid
inside:
inside
we go together like drunk and disorderly
inside:
wishing you an intoxicating birthday
make a splash on your birthday!
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front: inside:
WTF???
no WAY you’re that old! happy birthday!
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hmmm… I know I walked into this room for a reason…
inside
why, you’re not getting old, dear…
inside:
heck, you were old last year! happy birthday!
try to remember to have a happy birthday!
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… and she was like “no way!” and I was like “way!” and she was like “OMG!” and I was like “I know, right?” and she was like “really?” and I was like “totally!” inside: … and she was like “but she looks so young!” have a way cool birthday!
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if you’re going to kick ass, you need kickass shoes
inside:
have a kickass birthday!
sure, the cake is good… …just not “I got a pony” good
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here’s hoping your birthday is “I got a pony” great!
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front: front: if the good die young… … honey, we just may live forever! inside:
sunshine on your face… fresh air in your lungs… best friend at your side… inside: flask in your pocket… wishing you a perfect birthday!
happy birthday!
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Father says I’m a disappointment. Mother says I’m fabulous.
Mother is right! Have a fabulous birthday!
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31729 31726 inside front: who is this “Moderation” we’re supposed to be drinking with? inside:
please don’t invite her to your party happy birthday!
front: I don’t want to brag, but I’m pretty mediocre at housekeeping inside: it’s not bragging if you can back it up* happy birthday to a true domestic goddess *Muhammad Ali
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forever young…
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… ish happy birthday!
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in dog years… we’ve been friends forever! inside:
happy birthday, old pal!
… and there were my keys right next to the jello mold!
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wishing you a memorable birthday!
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personal fulfillment? eww… that sounds kind of dirty
front: my mascara ran… I’m counting it as exercise inside:
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wishing you all your heart desires for your birthday
it’s your birthday… you make the rules!
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you call it peeping… I call it being neighborly
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hmmm… looks like someone’s having a birthday!
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I see you’ve already penciled in “hangover” for tomorrow morning
I wish this were gin
another year down the drain happy birthday!
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you wrote the book on fabulous, birthday girl!
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… and then I said “only mommies are allowed to use that word”
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have a happy gosh-darned birthday!
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you can lead a horse to water… but I prefer tequila
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giddyup! it’s your birthday!
whoever said “with age comes wisdom” had obviously never met us!
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happy birthday from your biggest fan
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… but I’m too young for a mini-van! inside:
embrace the inevitable happy birthday!
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aren’t you a little old to party this hard? inside:
happy gazzillionth birthday!
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happy birthday! let the good times roll!
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the best thing about getting old is forgetting how old you are
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happy whatever-it-is birthday!
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it isn’t a birthday party without a sleepover and a plate of magic brownies inside:
hope your birthday is magical!
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party like a kid again
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meltdown optional happy birthday, kiddo!
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mirror, mirror, on the wall… I’m my mother after all
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embrace the inevitable happy birthday!
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with age comes wisdom inside:
big whoop
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and yeah… it’s happy
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well… let’s just say we won’t be operating heavy machinery any time soon
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wishing you an intoxicating birthday
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live it up on your birthday! I know I will
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honey, we’ve still got it!
in fact, we’ve got a bit more of it happy birthday, beautiful!
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if you can’t be someone’s reason to smile… be their reason to drink
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as if we need a reason to drink happy birthday… and cheers!
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31848 31852 front: goodness! so dancing naked in that fountain hadn’t been just a dream… inside:
may all your birthday dreams come true
front: inside:
long story short: I made bail
happy birthday to my partner in crime
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front: now dear, name one famous, successful person who had a happy childhood inside:
happy birthday to a real class act
front: the key to our smiles? holding the smoke in as long as possible… inside:
the birthday candles may not be the only ones getting lit today
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another birthday? don’t sweat it…
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what wine pairs well with birthday cake? inside:
trick question: they all do
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there are no stupid questions… but some come pretty close
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… so I won’t ask how old you are happy birthday!
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how delightful that the birthday fairy has graced your home with her presence inside: happy birthday! (please don’t tell her where I live)
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… and they said we couldn’t build a drone that delivers cocktails
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silly boys… engineering is for girls! birthday cocktails incoming
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she often wished her husband’s inner child would just grow the hell up
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happy birthday! don’t ever change
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Every day is a celebration when you send our beautiful All Occasion Cards. See page 40 for details.
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born to be wild
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stop me before I volunteer again blank inside
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… and then the children cleaned their rooms, got mommy her drink, and went straight to bed. The End. blank inside
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did somebody say “open bar”?
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you know me… busy, busy! blank inside
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you say “crazy cat lady” like it’s a bad thing
front: since giving up carbs I’ve been feeling a bit… oh, what’s that word… ? … homicidal
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… and then she skipped the bake sale, wrote a check to the PTA, and lived happily ever after blank inside
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Join another committee? Why, I’d love to! blank inside
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cats don’t care if you’re crazy blank inside
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love makes the world go ‘round but vodka makes is spin blank inside
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oh, the challenges of raising a truly gifted child! blank inside
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dress for the job you want blank inside
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Wedding & Anniversary inside
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If you can’t laugh about undying love what can you laugh about?
love… honor… …and what?!?
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two out of three is plenty best wishes!
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See page 40 for details.
they had practically invented “happily ever after”
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happy anniversary
Thank You Cards inside
When it comes to expressing gratitude, mere words are seldom enough. That’s where full-color front and back and a spot of color inside come in very handy.
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See page 40 for details.
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one of us wants to lick your face inside:
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you are out of this world! thank you
Smile Spinner
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Have you ever awakened with a dopey smile and mused “I dreamed my whole store was organized…”? We can’t make all your dreams come true… but we can help organize your Anne Taintor product. Both of our Smile Spinners — the Countertop model and our Floor model — have a place for every single product in our line, and they look great (the spinners and the product).
Floor Smile Spinner The Floor Smile Spinner is 74" tall (with header) and 14 1/2" square. (With shelves on 3 wall sides the Floor Smile Spinner becomes 20 3/4" x 17 5/8"… but it’s still 74" tall.)
Floor Smile Spinner Package
19781 – O ur Floor Smile Spinner is available for $200.00 (offset with free product) with a product purchase of $1,000.00 or more… and it’s free with a product purchase of $2,000.00 or more.
Countertop Smile Spinner Our Countertop Smile Spinner is similar to our floor spinner with these differences: • It’s 36" tall (with header). • I t has three wall sides (one slat wall and two slot walls) and one side of open shelves. • It sits on a flat 16 1/2" square base.
Countertop Smile Spinner Package
19774 – O ur Countertop Smile Spinner is available for $100.00 (offset with free product) with a product purchase of $500.00 or more… and it’s free with a product purchase of $1,000.00 or more.
Product offset possibilities: Choose 2 offsets with purchase of Floor Smile Spinner; choose 1 offset with purchase of Countertop Smile Spinner:
• 4 case packs (24) Magnets (a $120.00 retail value)
• 3 case packs (18) Mini Trays (a $108.00 retail value)
• 2 case packs (8) Mugs (a $104.00 retail value)
• 4 case packs (24) Sticky Notes (a $120.00 retail value)
Countertop Smile Spinner
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Floor Smile Spinner
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Displays
Magnet Floor Spinner Package Make a statement with our white wire Magnet Floor Spinner, holds 6 each of 48 Magnet designs — A very effective way to merchandise one of our top-selling products! Spinner is 69 1/2" tall and 9 1/2" diameter, and sits on a sturdy 18" diameter base. 19995 – 6 each of 48 Magnet designs and spinner, $733.00 ($648.00 merchandise, $85.00 spinner). Spinner cost is offset with 18 additional free Magnets (a $90.00 retail value).
Magnet Countertop Spinner Package Not ready to make quite that much of a statement? Start with our Countertop Magnet Spinner, which holds 6 each of 24 Magnet designs and will still get you plenty of laughs… and sales. Spinner is 35 3/4" tall and 9 1/2" diameter, and sits on a sturdy 11" diameter base. 19997 – 6 each of 24 Magnet designs and spinner, $384.00 ($324.00 merchandise, $60.00 spinner). Spinner cost is offset with 12 additional free Magnets (a $60.00 retail value).
Wood & Acrylic Card Display Package We offer this beautiful display from Clear Solutions, complete with Anne Taintor header. Display holds 84 half-dozen Cards (so you can double up on best sellers) and ships separately from VT via UPS. Display requires assembly, but Anne was able to put it together all by herself, and that’s saying something. This display is offered at cost and is offset with 10 half-dozen free Cards. Display is 30"w x 72"h x 18"d. 99984 – 84 half-dozen Cards and display, $1,092.00 ($882.00 merchandise, $210.00 display). Display cost is offset with 10 half-dozen free Cards (a $225.00 retail value).
24-Pocket Card Spinner Package We offer a 24-pocket Wyrefab spinner, complete with Anne Taintor header card. Spinner ships separately from CA via UPS and requires minor assembly. Cost of spinner is offset with 3 half-dozen free Cards. Spinner is 61"h (72" with header) x 8 3/4"w x 8 3/4"d and has an 18" diameter base. 99924 – 24 half-dozen Cards and spinner, $312.00 ($252.00 merchandise, $60.00 spinner). Spinner cost is offset with 3 half-dozen free Cards (a $67.50 retail value).
48-Pocket Card Spinner Package
Magnet Floor Spinner
19995 Magnet Countertop Spinner
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We offer a 48-pocket Wyrefab spinner, complete with Anne Taintor header card. Spinner ships separately from CA via UPS and requires minor assembly. Cost of spinner is offset with 4 half-dozen free Cards. Spinner is 61"h (72" with header) x 14"w x 14"d and has an 18" diameter base. 99948 – 48 half-dozen Cards and spinner, $584.00 ($504.00 merchandise, $80.00 spinner). Spinner cost is offset with 4 half-dozen free Cards (a $90.00 retail value).
24-Pocket Card Spinner
99924
48-Pocket Card Spinner Wood & Acrylic Card Display
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ur Countertop Displays from Clear Solutions O are gorgeous, versatile, and easy to assemble… and they’re offset with free product! Notebook Set Display Package
72999 – 6 each of 12 Notebook Set designs and Countertop Display, $300.00 ($252.00 merchandise, $48.00 display). Countertop Display cost is offset with 6 additional free Notebook Sets (a $48.00 retail value).
Display measures 8 1/4"w x 8 1/4"d x 26 1/4"h
Mini Tray Display Package
99988 – 6 each of 9 Mini Tray designs and Countertop Display, $180.00 ($135.00 merchandise, $45.00 display). Countertop Display cost is offset with 12 additional free Mini Trays (a $72.00 retail value).
Display measures 18"w x 9 1/4"d x 21"h
Pill Compact Display Package
99780 – 4 each of 6 Pill Compact designs and Countertop Display, $213.00 ($168.00 merchandise, $45.00 display). Countertop Display cost is offset with 4 additional free Pill Compacts (a $60.00 retail value).
Display measures 12"w x 9 1/4"d x 12 3/4"h
Crew Sock Spinner Package
99935 – 6 each of 12 Crew Sock designs and Countertop Spinner, $333.00 ($288.00 merchandise, $45.00 spinner). Spinner cost is offset with 6 additional free Crew Socks (a $54.00 retail value). Spinner is 37" tall and sits on a sturdy 13" diameter base.
Notebook Set Display
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Pill Compact Display
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Mini Tray Display
Crew Sock Spinner
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99935
Multi-Product Countertop Display Multi-Product Countertop Display
99980
99980 – The perfect display for our Coin Purses, Flasks, Luggage Tags, Sticky Notes… or any combination of these products! Fill Countertop Display with any 12 styles of these products, and display cost of $45 will be offset with your choice of: • 6 free Coin Purses (a $72.00 retail value) • 4 free Flasks (an $88.00 retail value) • 6 free Luggage Tags (a $66.00 retail value) • 12 free Sticky Notes (a $60.00 retail value)
Display is 16 1/2"w x 12 3/4"d x 17"h with header
Coin Purse Display Package
99986 – 3 each of 12 Coin Purse designs and Countertop Display, $234.00 ($189.00 merchandise, $45.00 display). Countertop Display cost is offset with 6 additional free Coin Purses (a $72.00 retail value).
Luggage Tag Display Package
99983 – 6 each of 12 Luggage Tag designs and Countertop Display, $387.00 ($342.00 merchandise, $45.00 display). Countertop Display cost is offset with 6 additional free Luggage Tags (a $66.00 retail value).
Sticky Note Display Package
99982 – 6 each of 12 Sticky Note designs and Countertop Display, $207.00 ($162.00 merchandise, $45.00 display). Countertop Display is offset with 12 additional free Sticky Notes (a $60.00 retail value).
Flask Display Package
99985 – 4 each of 12 Flask designs and Countertop Display, $522.60 ($477.60 merchandise, $45.00 display). Countertop Display is offset with 4 additional free Flasks (an $88.00 retail value).
Luggage Tag Display
99983
Coin Purse Display
99986
Sticky Note Display
99982
Flask Display
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