Actual HR-Approved Ways to Tell Coworkers They're Stupid: 75 Witty Alternatives for Those Things You Want to Say At Work But Can't - Office Coworker Gag Gift - Joke Book
Description :
The perfect comebacks for annoying clients, coworkers and
especially upper management!Makes a great gag gift! Check out the 75 highly inappropriate comments that we might actually want to say, and some "HRapproved"ways of saying it instead (with the optional twinge of sarcasm of course!). It's a great stress reliever at work when you are fuming about something but don't really know how to handle it, other than quitting!Maybe even use it as "cod"with your coworker friends, so that when someone says "Ivalue your input, but I have some concerns."you all know that is code for “Tht is literally the dumbest idea I have ever heard” And see who can keep a straight face in the meeting!In this book you will find great and funny alternatives to some of these classics that cross our minds on a daily basis:“WT are you even talking about?”#8220That is literally the dumbest idea I have ever heard”quotYou're wrong, but I'll let you figure it out yourself."quotI love it when you take credit for my ideas."#8220Did you even read my f*cking email?”quotYour idea is terrible, but I'll pretend to consider it."#8220Do you even have any idea what you are doing?”#8220No, we don’tneed any more effing slides.”#8220And just how the f*ck do you expect me to do that?”quotI can't believe how clueless you are about what actually happens here."Plese note: this book is for entertainment purposes only. No certified HR professional was involved in the creation of this humor book. Use it at your own discretion.