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FAKE Magazine OCTFUKTOBLEROWNER 31st 2020

13603 MPD B404 LOFT MDR CA 90292 (310) 776-5191 YOU CAN’T GET a 776. A SUBSIDIARY OF CONART LLC CON-SISTENCY IS KEY—ART—WHAT IS YOUR CON-ART? (use prefix con) WORLD FIRST-PUBLICATION LISTED ON IMDB PRO DIRECTORY 2010

GLOBAL FIRST—FACE TO THE COREOHNAH VIRUS—SEPT 7 2020 INTERNATIONAL FIRST USE AND OWNERSHIP OF THE WORD FAKE— TRADEMARKED JANUARY 2010 and OWNED UNTIL MID APRIL 2015 due to HANDSOMELYHOMELESS GOOGLE IT 2010 also, lack of renewal fee. And then the rest of you stole it, even as listening ACCOMLIANCES if not DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for using it (lil’ Don) and got orgasm every time you caressed your ass-cheeks with it. 50 trillion billion million $, hard assets pref.

However, I’m back. Find other sexy-time toys to use IMMEDIATELY, GRACIAS! —MK the Federalist for President. This one is dedicated to my older brother $teven Michael Peavler 10/31/64—11/3/64 election day, 3 days old, cause of death: DEHYDRATION. THEY FUCKIN FORGOT TO GIVE A FUCKIN NEWBORN, WATER. “Well, sweetie, hospitals weren’t just that good back in those days.” Detroit and yes ACTUAL DETROIT CITY LIMITS before the riots UNLIKE ALMOST ALL OTHERS THAT CLAIM IT AND LIE, but their death knell tolls and a page inside awaits.

Diff. fathers. His didn’t want any kids and abused his wife, kids, pets up and until slashing her fuckin throat, searching for jugular over and over in front of her 2 younger brood Father’s day 1998 as I was about to leave on a US Tour with MY record label JUST turned 20. First time in LA– BEST stop. I almost died of the same thing lithium poison dehydration 11/22/17. Also to his/mine/s’mores’ momah Bette Karen, who in any1’s opinion, has duckin’ suffered enough. !23 Psalm 23! Baaaaaaaaaaaaaa Queen of Denial hail hail! I Got With This #9 Engine June 1978 And Am Blessed Because. 4


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Owner/THE King/Salvation:

THE Publisher, of the Chosen Race: Don’t call me Whitey. I’m Hebrew Race. Asian. It’s a Continent. Spanish Inq.

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For those Americans and otherwise who can still read and don’t blame the flu for their apparent surprise illiteracy, here is how this III Three #3 Shalosh Masterpiece is going to work.

These two hashtags are the 2 that my campaign is founded on. If the page has a BLUE for BLOOD BACKGROUND, then it’s #familyistheonlything Careful when deciding to gagaglance the RED RETRIBUTION pages; #HonestyOnlyPolicy rules there. Everything will be revealed in graphic detail and there are NO secrets. For example, I get to finally show off my current entire legacy and myself in Papa chair surround by pages of pictures of all 9 sons, 1 daughter, 2 grandsons and 2 grand-pups. In contrast and with hard documentation, images, proof, and DUE DILIGENCE I will set a few MAJOR records straight. Understood? Things will not get better. It doesn’t matter who ‘wins’ – the 2-party system is OVER. China will be decimated its neighbors are already moving into place, USA to step in later. CW2 on these lands, the ones with the guns will win. My first order of business will be moving the capital to Kansas City MO/KS split since USA is diff than in 1774. I already have the people lined up GEN-Y 19781998 there is no debate about these birth dates, maybe younger if not lazy for the positions, there will be no slow hiring. The logistics of moving capital alone will open 10,000 $50 an hour jobs and if you are a slacker and reported by co-workers, fired. No bosses, get it? I’m the bo$$. Next? -MK

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So, the fellow Michigander in the white shirt that lies about his age by almost 20 years for some reason’s name is ( ) and his 31-year old crush in the middle there a 3 on the 0 to 5 scale is named ( ) The passion was overbearing. Retribution: AT WHAT POINT DID YOU DISCERN THAT GETTING IN MY MUSTANG WITH A DRUNK DRIVER TO GET DRIVEN A MILE< ALSO WRECKLESS DRIVING ON THE WAY THERE ON FKING CAMERA DOUCHECOCK REMEMEBER? ADMITTED THE ACTIONS 70 in a 35 IN TRACK MODE BREAKING THE CAR, A SUPERFELONY. WAS MY COUCH COMFY ENOUGH? THE SCENE WHERE YOU PRETEND NOT TO BE PEEPIN HIS DICK AT 6 AM IS ESPECIALLY A FAN FAVORITE! NOT TO SAY HE DIDN’T WANT YOU TO< OBVIOUSLY! There are 9 Exclusive Pages available for one-year contracts payable quarterly or discount for half year and one month free 13 issues all-together. Each page every month is a work of art with your P or C or V logo on it. $7,000 per page/month. Settle this like gentlemen and I’ll not only take these pages out, the other more damning things even the kitchen bro-love scene I haven’t made public – yet. Regards, -MK 310-776-5191 THEPUBLISHER AT FAKE IS REAL DOT COM

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The Dodgers won because I live here. In fact, I counted LA as my city in USA since 1995 ‘California Love’ song. I didn’t know they were in the World Series even until seeing some chulos in Hwood w/jerseys on, asked how they (the Dodgers) were doing, could have been the playoffs. They said 1-1. Wondered when the last time was—heard what were M-80s a few nights later, checked, my guess was correct, 1988, the paper and TV of Kirk Gibson (Tom LaSorta?) hitting winning home run, who had been traded from the Detroit Tigers, whom had won the title FOUR years earlier 198FOUR whilst I was a 6-year-old living in the area. Sparky Anderson, Jack Morris, Gibson, Trammell, Chet Lemon. Next? And you’re welcome, LA LA Land.

Remember, kids (baby baphometic ‘goats’), fake jew posers francis peewee losers with ZERO biz skills because being molested by daddy brings money and almost ran def jam into the ground in RECORD time piggy Paulina Roosenburger & his lackey/lap up his diarrhea yum yum comic book dork ‘oh im such a guud judge of talent/giver of out-of-towner missurai bjs after rap battles in potty since I will NEVER be cool yet WANT TO BE (poser/hoser) , CLAIM THE D BE READY FOR THE CUKHOLD GRIT RETURN B SIDE< MALE CUNT/YENTA/GOSSIP. MALE JEALOUSY AT ITS WORST, AN UN-NATURAL OCCURANCE. ANYTIME ANYPLACE ANYWHERE FATBOY YOU AND I PREF A FKIN JUNKYARD WITH A CAR SCRAPPER COMPACTER MACHINE THERE TO HOLD ONTO MY EARNED FAMILY RINGS TWATTWIT—THAT CRIPPLE VERSE HAPPENED TO BE HIS BEST I JUST FUKCIN HEARD IT THE OTHER DAY FOR FIRST TIME & I took care of a cripple with ALS for YEARS as indentured servitude. You are the absolute LAST DREK POS on EARTH judge of ANYTHING music/lyric involved esp. if that pussy-sounding voice on the phone in the skit is actually you and what you said. HERE COMES THE HOTSTEPPIN YOYO STONE , HOE! NO PLACE TO RUN, YOU’RE FUCKING DONE.—DR. MICHAEL KLEIN, ESQ, AKA GIANT KILLER AKA the bo$$ AKA DJPM AKA THE DEAL AND SERVANT OF EL ELYON FOREVER!

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DISHONORABLE MENTION

Mike Fathurse: Tell Matt to set the temp at 72 for optimal warp speed. You are not his brother, that strange lady that thinks/thought she is/was rich isn't his mom. Snap. Ginger Tarbet, Buttstache: Y’ALL BROKE THE DEAL, I HAVE THE ORIGINAL CONTRACT—I HAD UNTIL FUCKIN NOV AND YOU DECIDED TO TALK SHIT BEFORE. Chuck Mc: Talk shit, expire. SheistURD. Rhode: Expired #HonestyOnlyPolicy Jack Kelsey: Strange, never knew him JOSH COW EIKOV: Another ‘fake jew fatboy’ type like Paul Rosenburg; DEAD Icky Sheev: FAKE IS FUCKIN REAL, KYLE—NEXT? SORRY YOU BELIEVED THE HYPE, DID MIKE FATHURSE MOLEST YOU? HE GOT REAL WEIRD AFTER SHITTING HIS PANTS, WE WERE COOL BEFORE THEN; SORRY I COULDN’T BE THERE PAST KINDERGARTEN AND THE MOTHERFUCKIN SCUM OF SOCIETY MOVED IN TO TAKE OVER THE SNAKES PIT! HATERS GONNA … ? Harry, bassfriend of the above: GJ ‘protecting’ him from ME? hippie

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HALFWAY CROOKS / THE FURTHEST THING FROM THE WORD FRIEND AWARDS

1. Fat Slimison aka pumpkinhead aka my daddy beat me wah: Never being good looking nor popular with any chicks ever, clung to me for that. Short-changed gum sales in middle school to give them free to chicks since ugly, fat, awkward. Coach on acid after I struck out 7 batters in a row on my bday took me out, ahead by 4 runs, put in this lard bucket and we LOST. Started slanging summer 1996 set me up in E. Lansing had some ‘scary black kids’ pull a gun on me, take the cash etc. come to find out he got a cut of it. WAS THE EXACT REASON I was setup, introduced me to his ‘neighbor kid friend’ with a ‘hippie dad’ who ‘was looking for a decent amount’. Raped K w nitrous balloons pushing. She was saying no you kept trying to get her passed out. 2. Mark Buttcheeks, see his bank account info on following page, he claimed to be a friend I’m like dude you just steal all of my ideas , make me homeless etc. how the fuck is that a friend? Anyways Marko, PoleHO! $732,412 last time I saw cash bal. I NEVER rolled over. I TRIED TO ON WETBACK COX BECAUSE I HATED HIM. HE STOLE THE NARCotics OFFICERS CASH AND RAN< OH WELL I TRIED YOU PRICK ENDED UP IN POKEY ON YOUR OWN ACCORD I HEAR AT ANY RATE BEER THIEF ! YEA I TOOK IT FOR THAT ONE! 3. Ian Mulcringe aka baby-raper aka slave driver. In the end, he thought the universe surrounded him so much that he WISHED me from skid row to Michigan at his cripple-whim. SINCE I DID NOT HAVE TITS OH BOY I REALLY NEEDED THAT WATER FILTER PRICK < $37 and giving me shit? You gave yourself ALS? LOL BYE FELICIA

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LAST AND LEAST there is Mike Stockbridge who works for A -1 asphalt maintenance. Still. Oh wait, there’s J. BANANAS too, who thinks I did something to him, nope slim check the court records. IF I HAD A BAT SWAT TO FIX THEM HORSE JAW BUCK TEETH EVERY FUCKIN TIME I HEARD THAT YOU HAD MY NAME , WHICH WAS NEVER PEAVLER BTW, COME OUT OF YOUR PLYING UNDERAGE CHICKS WITH BOOZE FOR ……. OVER THE YEARS, WELP WITH THE FIRST SWING WOULDA TAKEN CARE OF IT. I DON’T KNOW WHERE YOU MADE UP IN YOUR WHITE TRASH HEAD THAT I SET YOU UP, WHEN? WHERE? HOW? I CONFRONTED YOU ON FB, I HAVE THE ENTIRE TRIAL, YOU BLOCKED ME. WHINING TO MY MOM AT MIKE COOKES FUNERAL OVER A FAKE INCIDENT? I KNOW YOU STILL WANTED TO BE COOL LIKE WHEN I USED U FOR RIDES AND A PLACE TO PARTY BUT GET THE FUCK OVER IT LYING SCUM NOBODY 4 LIFE. Can’t even type anymore, you would print it out like you have that pic of me, fellow pedo such as yourself Ash, and urself in choir robes up on your wall for private nono time, wow the amount of gizz you have spent on staring at my face and fantasizing of being in my presence again, damn, twat! NOBODY CARED THAT U DIDN’T GRADUATE FUCKTARD, HMM WAS THERE MAYBE ANOTHER REASON THAT YOU DIDN’T SHOW AT THE TWENTEITH? POWELL BECAME A HS TEACHER TO TOUCH BOYS AT LESAST YOURE NOT AT THAT FUCKIN LEVEL< GRATS JACKASS! DO RE ME FA your SOUL, CAST.

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CLASS OF 1996 #1 Song of the year was and will be the only 1 of it’s kind. GENERATION Y or GEN YES WE ARE FUCKIN CHOSEN 1978-1998 BIRTHS AND THERE IS NO DEBATE ABOUT THESE YEARS. IF YOU ARE OUTSIDE THESE PARAMETERS OH WELL STEP IN LINE “WILLINGLY” OR WWWWHATEVWER SAITH YHVH YOUR MAKER ! ! ! !

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JAMIE KENNEDY WHILE DRIVING MY GRAND MARQUIS FAST, LAPTOP USING PHONE ETC I DIDN’T CARE HE COULD AFFORD TO REPLACE THE CAR BLAHBLAH IM JAMIE KENNEDY THE BIG DONUT, “OH SHIT WAS THAT ICE CUBE INTO BLUES TRAVELER?” #djpm #lightsout 25


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FARRAH MECHAEL IS QUEEN OF THE FALL WITH HER EP “MORE” Middle Eastern pop star Farrah Mechael is taking over the autumn season with her new EP “More” available NOW! “More” is a soothing, sensual compilation of vocals and tracks that make the perfect addition to any scenario. “More” brings an urban feel to Farrah Mechael’s discography, as it was produced by Mex Manny who is credited with some major R&B hits such as Rihanna’s “Bad.” “More” was written by Tamara Mechael, Mex Manny, and Farrah Mechael herself at the Disc Recording Studio in Detroit- a recording space that has housed some of the biggest names of Detroit, such as Eminem and Big Sean. The combination of each of their writing styles makes for an instantly breathtaking and completely original project. Together, the three creatives make the cliché “dream team” that is sure to captivate fans around the world. “More” is an abstract project that showcases the side of Farrah Mechael’s personality which is completely against the status quo. “More” is accompanied by elite music videos and expressive visuals. Farrah Mechael is an internationally established artist, having secured performances at iHeart Radio’s Wango Tango in Los Angeles in 2018 and Detroit Summer Jamz in 2019. She ventured on a 16-city U.S. Tour in 2018, then traveled globally for performances and sessions. As a Chaldean woman having grown up in Detroit, Farrah Mechael incorporates her culture, experiences, and passion into her music. “More” is no exception to her usual style with its embodiment of Farrah’s artistry in relation to her life. “More” is currently available for digital purchase and streaming. Farrah Mechael can be found on Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/farrahmechael or her website https:// www.farrahmechael.com/ which contains contact and newsletter subscription forms. Her music can be heard on Spotify https://open.spotify.com/artist/6RZRM6i4lpRuRBCLvFFKiV as well as Apple Music, Tidal, YouTube and Soundcloud. Keep up with the world of Farrah Mechael to stay up to date with upcoming concerts, releases, tours, drops, and MORE- pun intended.

Publisher’s expert review: WHAT THE HELL? I GAVE HER THE FKIN BACK COVER AND $14,000 WORTH OF INSIDE PAGES, DO THESE ACTIONS LOUDER THAN ANYTHING I COULD TYPE MAKE SENSE? FINE< IF YOU REALLY NEED A PERFECT REVIEW SHE FKIN KILLLS IT (EL INTENED) AND IS THE COMPLETE PACKAGE. –MK 3/11/20 0422 PST 30


31 A copy of Tamara’s new book, ‘Utopia Poetry’ can be purchased through her site, tamaramechael.com Colors Every human is human No matter what size

No matter what color We have the same eyes Souls have no color, Blood has no shape People are people

No matter the shade The Moment Live in the moment because the moment is where you live Do things for yourself but don't forget to give Prepare for your future by using lessons from your past And remember sometimes things just can't happen fast Don't let anyone stop you from what you want to do The world is a scary place and you only can trust you

F*ck politics I'm not gonna say fuck politics, But fuck politics

All of its twisted, I'm just not with it None of it seems realistic In a world so full of dark and light

Why would we let one side guide us, Why do we fight? It doesn't sound right Together as one or not together at all, But maybe that'd be a utopia The system is rigged regardless of what we think So let's be good people before we go extinct

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This is Michael. He is NOT WHITE. He also turned away from the MANMADE RELIGION>JEWISH when his rabbi scolded him for hanging out with blacks. NOT white NOT jew. He is a member of the HEBREW RACE chosenrace#

Eliminating fame from your title They made the best hooks in their careers since you brought them back. Fun hooks.

This is my buddy Chris from Long Island. He invented social media, which I now call anti-social medium © but that’s not the point. His site allowed people to upload files and share and was FREE and they shut him down. A month later myspaced went live. Chris was first, I am witness, as is his Creator, he is also of the Hebrew race, just 25% he likes to remind me, or was it to remind me that we are related? LOL <3 BTW we met many years ago on Tribal Wars 2, OUR GUILD WON THE FUCKIN MAP WHATS UP DOC IS PLAYING RT NOW HAHA I BEAT SHAQ IN THE FASTCO CONTEST 2010 INFLUENCERS.

This is Noach. Noah in English. He happens to be THE UNDISPUTED GLOBAL HEAVYWEIGHT BATTLE RAP CHAMPION HANDS DOWN AND THERE IS NO DEBATE THIIS IS FINAL, SAYS YHVH THE ONE. (ECHAD) Noah is also not white, nor jew. HEBREW RACE GENETICS.

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OH LOOK I found a font called DAVID, relevant. SOOO>> RUNNING FROM GENETICS EH? THE CLOSEST I CAN DESCRIBE WHEN YOUR VOICE HIT WAS POPCORN MY HEAD DID SOMETHING I HAD NEVER EXPERIENCED BEFORE > That’s why eventually after some due diligence I said I thought that voice sounded familiar. Not going to write too much here since the album I bought sounds like you’re on quite the high daily dose of ketamine, oh and of course being a huge pothead long-term effects etc etc. I was not kidding about a partial refund, bundy, naomi? Never. I asked the record store dude about Danny Daniel etc so yea kma for being a dick the red letters was all I was meant to deliver. Which month Israel 2015? Now THAT was an album. Me? Aug or Sept for son’s wedding to an Ethiopian HEBREW princess. I will leave you with this: you are the company you keep and ‘caucasian jew’ = ‘white nigger’ as far as slurs go. You are at the absolute bottom, Everlast is in my ear rn hero sandwich. 49


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Cypress Hill is an American hip-hop group from Los Angeles, California. Cypress Hill was the first Latino group to have platinum and multi-platinum albums and one of the first rap groups to gain a following with fans of hard rock and metal. The band was originally called DVX, but the name was changed after Mellow Man Ace left in 1988. Their first album, which was self-titled, was released in August 1991. Its single was "Punky Feel One",

but it was the B-side "How I Could Just Kill A Man" (formerly "Trigger Happy Nigga")

that attracted more airplay on urban radio and college radio . With "Insane in the Brain" becoming a crossover hit, the album went triple platinum in the U.S. and sold about 3.25 million copies. Cy press Hill was banned from Saturday Night Live after Muggs smoked pot on-air and the band trashed their instruments while playing their second single "I Isn't Going' Out Like That". HELL YEA! Meanwhile in 1996, Cypress Hill appeared on the first 'Smokin' Grooves' tour, featuring Ziggy Marley, The Fugees, *Busta NOPE Rhymes* and A Tribe Called Quest (met Q at villa he was djaying? L m a o what a trip) • WRONG IT WAS FUCKIN BLACK EYED PEAS MINUS FERGIE • ME>PSYLYLOCIBIN AT THAT ONE THEY STOPPED BOOZE SALES ME • & BUDDY STARTED GET SCARED READY NOT CAME ON LMAO • WE TOOK WALK SMOKED J THEN THE HILL W/PROPS BUDGET KILLED

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Their third album Cypress Hill III: Temples of Boom was released in 1995/31/10 selling 1.5 million copies and reaching number 3 on the Billboard 200 on the strength of the hit single "Throw Your Set in the Air". IN HONOR OF THE 25th ANNIVERSARY OF THE ONE HIT QUIT ALBUM OF THIS GROUP, THERE EXISTS NOW A CREDIT THAT DIDN’T EXIST THEN, THAT IS LONG OVERDUE, YES THIS IS THE B SIDE. REFERENCE MATISYAHU AKEDA ALBUM THE CREDIT IS NON-ROYALTY BASED $O NO WORRIES THERE. IT’S CALLED ‘ADDITIONAL PRODUCTION BY’ AND ONE GUESS VATO WHO IT GOES TO. (310) 272-2100 IN CASE YOU NEED THE NUMBER TO THEIR CULVER CITY OFFICE. NEXT STEP IS TO HAVE WU MEMBER THERE GET AHOLD OF RZA, I’M SURE HE WOULD BE STOKED TO HEAR HOW THE TWINS ARE DOING, INCLUDING MY C.R.E.A.M—COLORED GRANDSONS!!! MAKES SENSE IF YOU WERE IN J-TOWN 2001. I WOULD BE GLAD TO GET IT DONE ON YOUR(s) BEHALF, NO PROBLEM , PRO BONO. FIVE DAYS , today is 3/11/20 0740 PST OR THE BAPHOMETIC GOAT TAKES BACK ITS KIDS (BABY GOATS) REGULATE JUST CAME ON MY HEADPHONES<DIG? MOUNT UP LARRY AND DO THE RIGHT THING. Shalom! -MK #HonestyOnlyPolicy (HOP)

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