MINISTERIAL NOMINEES: BETWEEN TECHNOCRACY, MERITOCRACY AND ‘APCIOCRACY’ Some seventy two hours ago, my boss described me as the Buhari of his organization, not in the popular messianic mantra nor in the manner of the one-man─ or two if you would add the Vice President─ moralist government of the All Progressives Congress, but as a typically rigid Ekiti man who knows his onions, who is wise and shrewd in his economy and would die for the cause in which he vehemently believes. I share a lot of qualities with the man Buhari and I have at no point hidden my respect and regard for him. So, if I fail to write this article, two justifiable consequences might befuddle my ardent followers, namely my very good friends, Fasakin James, Jedidun Tope, Adebomojo Akeem, and others would be justified to tag me a partisan journalist. Even if they do not, the moral aspect of me would obviously lose its rest. Coming out of a self-exilic mission, not as in the style of many of our irresponsible and shameless politicians, but instead as a researcher who has gone silent, seemingly oblivious of the noises and unscientific comments and remarks on social media, I anxiously anticipated the eventual healing of the protracted ‘delaytactisis’, dementia, amnesia and hysteria plaguing the release of the names of the cabinet, or in the words of President Buhari ‘the technocrats,’ who would together with the President steer the course of bringing the desired change for which Nigerians voted. By going silent was of two-fold justification: I went in search of facts, and to watch the unfolding of events in Nigeria, especially as it concerns the much awaited list. The very first personality of call after this period of self-silencing was Pastor Poju Oyemade, who at the Covenant Christian Centre, Iganmu Lagos on the programme the Platform, brought together more than three thousand people. The date was Friday 1st of October 2015, and the event was organized to mark or mourn the 55th anniversary of Nigeria Independence or pseudo-independence, as the critics of colonialism would call it. Speakers at this glamorous event included Bolanle Austin-Peters, Olusegun Adeniyi, Professor Pius Adesanmi, Professor Patrick Utomi and the Catholic Bishop of Sokoto, Matthew Kukah. In his characteristic usual display of academic and intellectual depth as well as historical conviction, cerebral Pius Adesanmi took a swipe at the Nigeria nation and her history. Picking up his topic ‘Hating Nigeria to Greatness’, Adesanmi x-rayed the mournful scenarios of the past and the hopeless future of the political space and the progressive pace of the Nigeria nation. Paraphrasing his analogy of the prodigal expatriate who is full of a nostalgia of ‘missing his home’ and ‘missing his country.’ For him, the two feelings are different and poles apart. Missing Nigeria connotes missing a culture of irresponsibility, of mediocrity and/ or of unproductive and useless credentialism. He emphatically lamented the obnoxious culture of mediocrity, a counter-productive ‘Mourinhonic wishful thinking,’ veiled in miracle, of raising a dead Falcao to life. The peak of Adesanmi’s discomfort with the unpopular culture of mediocrity was his denunciation of a nation romancing with the devil and promoting a system of recycling old horses. Unarguably, the government of Nigeria hitherto from May 29, 2015 has been in charge of a man of merit and one who understands the enormity of literally shepherding a flock infected with variety of illnesses, prevalent among which are corruption, impunity, irresponsibility, mediocrity, and insecurity. A man who does not mind whose ox is gored in the process of bringing about a changed country. He has shown himself a true leader who is not only tired of the mess of the rich but also of the cry of the poor. He belongs to everybody and ‘belonged’ to nobody. A leader whose body language, resolve and readiness to fix Nigeria are beyond doubt. The oil industry is like never before, witnessing a new dawn, a dawn in which motorists are now being humbly beckoned upon and