We have only gone and done it. Was it the dogs? No. Was it the apes? No. Was it the Northern Brown Angus butterflies that live on the Scottish border? No. It is us. Humans. Homo sapiens. The scum of the Earth. We pillage, we take, and we destroy. It is our nature, our DNA if you will. Stop whatever you are doing, stop it right now. It is time to put down your gluten free burrito and take action, the planet depends on it.
bitch about other journalists in a constant game of ’He said, she said’. It is often exhausting to keep up with the ever growing list of products that the tabloids have sensationalised to give us cancer - don’t you dare drink tap water unless it is precisely 7.4 degrees on the second Tuesday of the month while a blood moon is in full bloom. The industry thrives off conjuring lies made out of the the smallest sliver of truth.
But don’t fret young maiden (or male-iden) your knight in shining armour is here. In a world of complete chaos and disaster, we are here to mock the idiotic crap that we hear daily. Whether this be through the internet, newspapers or from nosey old Betty down the road. We aim to give you five minutes of laughter in which you can forget about your life falling apart whilst the nukes drop around you. If this sounds like your idea of a good time we urge you to continue on, if not then you’re probably the type of The media is filled with constant conflicting person that doesn’t get invited to parties. reports of journalists using their columns to Or stabs puupies, you dick. With the ice caps melting at an alarming rate, the mass extreme right uprisings, and nuclear war threats being tossed around from one small penised politician to the next; it can often seem like the world is going to end at any given time. We are only ever one day away from becoming underground mole people. Now that we have your attention with these all too real stories of doom and gloom, it is time to welcome you to Fake News.