Inweekly May 29 2025 Issue

winners & losers

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FLORIDA POWER & LIGHT COMPANY

The utility company donated $25,000 to the Escambia County Public Schools Foundation's Tools for Teachers program. The donation, made through FPL's charitable arm, the NextEra Energy Foundation, will provide free classroom supplies for more than 500 teachers. The surprise announcement came during the Pensacola Blue Wahoos' Education Day, an annual event sponsored by FPL that brings local students together for educational activities. Beyond this donation, FPL demonstrates its commitment to education through additional initiatives, including Classroom Makeover and EmPOWERing STEM Grant programs. More information is available at fpl.com/education.

JASON BOOTH Pensacola native Petty Officer 1st Class Jason Booth was named Commander, 7th Fleet 2024 Shore Sailor of the Year. The Navy musician, currently stationed in Yokosuka, Japan with the 7th Fleet Band, distinguished himself among dozens of peers across the Navy's largest forward-deployed fleet. Booth's leadership as leading petty officer of two deployed musical units aboard USS Blue Ridge and management of the band's largest musical unit ashore earned him this recognition. A Tate High School graduate, Booth served in both the Marine Corps and the Army before joining the Navy in 2009. He holds music degrees from the University of West Florida (UWF) and the University of Southern Mississippi, specializing as a trombone instrumentalist and audio engineer.

AHNALIE LAYMAN & RICK VIGO Two UWF students from the Department of Movement Sciences and Health received prestigious national awards from the American Kinesiology Association (AKA). Layman earned the Undergraduate Scholar Award, and Vigo received the Master's Scholar Award. The awards recognize exceptional academic performance, leadership and commitment to kinesiology. AKA is a national organization that promotes and enhances kinesiology as a unified field of study and professional practice. Each year, it recognizes top scholars nationwide for their academic achievements and contributions to the discipline. Department Chair Dr. Christopher Wirth praised the students as "shining examples of excellence" at UWF, noting their recognition "speaks to the strength of our program."

REBECCA MATTHEWS The chairman of the UWF Board of Trustees reveals a troubling pattern of orchestrated decision-making that undermines transparent governance. Her May 8 special meeting, featuring only vague agenda items like "Strategic Plan Discussion" and "General Discussion," denied the public meaningful participation in what became an ambush of President Martha Saunders by trustees Paul Bailey, Adam Kissel, Zach Smith, Chris Young and Rachel Moya. Matthews' selection of Kissel, Moya and Ashley Ross to evaluate Saunders' job performance is particularly problematic. She deliberately excluded trustees with substantial working relationships with Saunders, choosing newer members instead, as well as Kissel—whose Senate rejection raises serious questions about his fitness for board service. This choreographed approach to governance, from secretive special meetings to carefully curated committees, suggests Matthews prioritizes predetermined outcomes over fair process.

ANASTASIOS KAMOUTSAS

Gov. Ron DeSantis' deputy chief of staff exemplifies what's wrong with Florida's educational power plays. Tallahassee insiders credit him with orchestrating the placement of eight new UWF trustees who had little or no connection to Pensacola's community. These outsiders immediately voted for Kamoutsas' buddy Scott Yenor, whose controversial views about women being "medicated, meddlesome, and quarrelsome" horrified local stakeholders. The fact that Yenor eventually resigned after facing Senate opposition proves this was a bungled operation from the start. Kamoutsas' rumored coaching of trustees to support Yenor without proper vetting demonstrates reckless political maneuvering at the expense of UWF's reputation and autonomy. Moving UWF's governance away from local voices toward Tallahassee insiders represents a betrayal of Northwest Florida.

ACCURACY IN MEDIA

Its hidden camera stunt backfired spectacularly. Its heavily edited video, complete with ominous music and flashy graphics, attempted to manufacture outrage over a UWF administrator simply explaining how universities operate within legal boundaries. The administrator wasn't "bragging about evading" anything; she was describing legitimate funding sources like donations and student fees. Even the bill's author, Rep. Alex Andrade, dismissed AIM's hysteria, noting UWF is simply following the law. AIM's deceptive tactics expose them as partisan provocateurs masquerading as journalists.

Rebecca Matthews / Photo Courtesy of uwf.edu

outtakes

By Rick Outzen

A VICTORY FOR PENSACOLA'S YOUTH

On May 22, the Pensacola City Council meeting showcased democracy in action, with passionate community members voicing their perspectives on a project that will benefit the city's youth for generations to come.

While the discussion went down rabbit trails concerning utilities, yoga classes and gentrification, the real issue was how Pensacola could better serve its youth. The council's decision to approve the land lease for the Rafferty Center should be celebrated as a model public-private partnership for community development.

The Southern Youth Sports Association (SYSA) has proven to be an invaluable community asset, serving children who might otherwise lack access to quality athletic programs and mentorship. Under Commissioner Lumon May's leadership, SYSA has demonstrated an unwavering commitment to providing opportunities for youth, particularly those from underserved communities on Pensacola's west side.

What makes this project truly extraordinary is the generosity behind it. The Rafferty Center represents a $3 million private donation to the city of Pensacola—a gift that will create lasting infrastructure without requiring taxpayers to finance construction costs. When private citizens step forward with such substantial contributions to community infrastructure, their gifts deserve recognition and gratitude, not skepticism.

While some have focused on the operational costs, Pensacola will receive a brand-new facility in exchange for maintenance responsibilities that pale in comparison to the facility's value. As Mayor D.C. Reeves noted, this represents someone coming "hat in hand" asking permission to donate $3 million to positively impact the community. The city's estimated annual contribution of approximately $52,500 over 46 years is a fraction of the facility's construction value.

Moreover, this isn't an exclusive arrangement that locks out public use. The lease explicitly provides public access 8 a.m. to 2 p.m. Monday through Friday, plus additional availability with reasonable notice when SYSA isn't using the facility. This ensures genuine public access while allowing SYSA to operate its programs during peak after-school and weekend hours when the youth need structured activities most.

The Pensacola City Council demonstrated thoughtful leadership in its deliberations. Council member Jennifer Brahier did not waver from

her long-standing position that the city should not take on any new facilities without repairing the ones it already owns. Council members Charles Bare and Allison Patton recognized that different considerations apply when a community organization invests its resources.

Council Vice President Patton's observation about this being "a great thing happening for our community" captures the essence of what the Rafferty Center represents. Too often, communities struggle to find funding for youth programs and facilities. When organizations like SYSA step up with both the vision and the resources to fill these gaps, the appropriate response is partnership and support.

Commissioner May's passionate advocacy for providing opportunities to children who historically lacked access to quality facilities resonates with Pensacola's values of fairness and opportunity. His reference to growing up when "poor black kids on the west side didn't have an opportunity" while other areas had "nice equipment" speaks to the very inequities that projects like the Rafferty Center help address.

The facility will serve as more than just a sports complex; it will be a hub for mentorship, character development and community building. The coaches and volunteers working in this facility will shape young lives, potentially redirecting youth away from negative influences and toward positive futures. These immeasurable benefits extend far beyond any operational costs.

While healthy debate about public resources is always appropriate, the Rafferty Center represents precisely the kind of public-private partnership that cities should embrace. It leverages private generosity to create a public good, demonstrates fiscal responsibility and addresses genuine community needs.

SYSA's donors could have directed their philanthropy elsewhere, but they chose to invest in local youth development. This vote of confidence in the community should inspire pride and reciprocal support.

The Pensacola City Council's approval of this lease marks a significant win for the city's youth and a testament to what's possible when generous donors, dedicated organizations and thoughtful public officials work together. The Rafferty Center will stand as a monument to community investment and a launching pad for countless young lives. This is governance at its best, and Pensacola should be proud. {in} rick@inweekly.net

PROPERTY TAX: OUR LOCAL LIFELINE

By Rick Outzen

Your property tax payments cover significant portions of the Escambia County and City of Pensacola general funds—yes, the same general funds that pay for law enforcement, the fire department, street maintenance, water management and libraries.

Property tax payments cover 63% of the County general fund and about half its major revenue sources. The City is less reliant than the County but still dependent on property taxes for 35% of its general funds and about 8.5% of its total budget.

The City and County benefit from other revenue sources, but some municipalities across the state rely solely on property taxes to cover all services. But what if property taxes no longer exist? How will local governments survive?

That is a question elected officials ponder while Gov. Ron DeSantis campaigns to eliminate property taxes.

"You're talking 35%. That's not a haircut. That's a decapitation," said Pensacola Mayor D.C. Reeves, who pointed out that police and fire services account for $44 million of the nearly $78 million in the City's general fund. Take away 35% of the money in the general fund, and you essentially defund the Pensacola Police Department.

Like other state municipalities, the County and City increased their collection and dependence on property taxes after the COVID-19 outbreak. For the 2025 Fiscal Year, property taxes accounted for nearly $220 million of County revenue, a dramatic increase from 2021, when the County collected about $133 million in property taxes.

"All new construction would come on at the full value, that's where you have seen the majority of the increases," County Appraiser Bubba Peters said, noting that the economics of supply and demand have also played a part. "The market values have also increased fairly rapidly since COVID. Florida was one of the states that many people moved to during COVID, especially during the remote working atmosphere."

He continued, "We have been steadily trying to keep up with that growth from a building standpoint. As you don't have the amount of units needed to supply housing, it's going to naturally increase the values. It's supply and demand."

PROPERTY TAX RELIEF

Peters doubts property taxes will be eliminated entirely, but he said some reform is possible, specifically lowering the level of property assessment. DeSantis urged legislators to hack away at property taxes this session. Florida House leaders targeted sales tax instead, causing a stalemate over the budget. Not coincidentally, the governor's office is funded by sales tax.

"I don't like the fact that we keep conflating a property tax cut with a sales tax cut," State Rep. Alex Andrade said. "The sales tax affects the state budget, and the property tax affects local budgets. Both can and should be taken up, considered and probably implemented. It's kind of stunning to me how much DeSantis wants to tell other people what to do, but won't look inward and say, 'We should cut our own state budget to set the example.'"

Yet, to put forward a plan on how to eliminate property taxes and offset the roughly $40 billion collected statewide by municipalities,

kneecap our ability to provide you property tax relief so that we can give a little bit of a benefit to Canadian tourists. That is not going to happen so that you can take that to the bank."

MAC AND CHEESE

During the legislative session, DeSantis began his attempt at chopping property taxes. He proposed a plan that would "result in, on average, $1,000 rebate checks for each homestead as a discount on their property taxes. If the Legislature acts on this plan now, we can get this done this year."

Legislators balked at his proposal. House Speaker Danny Perez said, "These checks do not solve the property tax problem. They are just state taxpayers apologizing for local government spending, which is the kind of irresponsible idea I associate with California policymakers."

Andrade agrees with DeSantis on unfair property taxes to homeowners, but the Pensacola lawmaker questions how the governor plans to offset the $40 billion collected by municipalities.

"Property taxes are one of the worst types of taxes you can levy," Andrade said. "It's one of the least fair systems. We shouldn't have to pay rent on property we own to the government for the rest of our lives."

DeSantis is still pushing for voters to decide in November 2026. Not surprisingly, polls indicate potential voters favor cutting property taxes.

"This idea of asking citizens whether they would or would not want to pay property taxes and then flaunting the fact that humans would like to pay less money is ridiculous," Reeves said. "What are you sacrificing not to pay property taxes? If a pollster called me, I would say, 'I'd like to pay less,' like most reasonable people. But would you not like to pay property taxes and cut your police 30%? Are you OK with it taking 25 minutes instead of five to respond to a call? The value propositions are not being presented whatsoever."

"What are you sacrificing not to pay property taxes?" D.C. Reeves

State law requires voters to determine any significant changes in how municipalities charge and collect property taxes. A constitutional amendment requires 60% of voters to approve the measure. Dating to 2012, voters have approved eight of the last 12 homestead exemption measures, including six constitutional amendments.

"To say that you buy a home and then every year for the rest of your life they're just going to keep sending you a bill, that's not the American way," DeSantis said during an event in Tampa earlier this month.

At the same event, DeSantis promised to veto a proposed cut to the state sales tax. His focus is solely on cutting property taxes.

"Any 'Florida last' tax package is going to be dead on arrival," he said. "We are not going to

He continued, "I agree with that philosophically, but at the end of the day, we have to figure out a way to offset that, and if DeSantis' big, bold plan is just for the state to subsidize these local governments, he's not put enough thought into it. It should be on the ballot next year, but what should that policy look like?"

Andrade is in good company when asking these questions. County Finance Director Stephan Hall questions how the state can provide services for each municipality without the revenue stream from property taxes.

"The state tax system is predicated on property taxes," Hall said. "There are a lot of concerns with the governor's proposal. While I, as a taxpayer, can certainly appreciate where the governor is going or the conversation is going, the state has to figure out how we will cover all those services provided."

Andrade said that dramatically increasing the homestead exemption, changing how to assess the value of property before levying property taxes, or prohibiting levying property taxes are worthy of consideration. But he said DeSantis refuses to engage with legislators on the topic.

"It's like I have a 2-year-old in my house, and if my 2-year-old really wants mac and cheese, I tell her, 'Hey, mac and cheese won't be ready until November 2026. In the interim, we can have chicken nuggets,'" the lawmaker said. "If she rejects chicken nuggets, then nobody eats."

Andrade continued, "That's the philosophical dynamic that he's hammering away on: I want nothing but mac and cheese, and how dare you offer me anything else while I'm waiting until November 2026 to get my mac and cheese? There's no guarantee the property tax amendment will actually pass, so why should we have our hands tied and prevented from cutting our budget and our own taxes in the interim?" {in}

Photo Courtesy of City of Pensacola

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the Pensacola Museum of Art. The celebration recognized outstanding healthcare professionals and community leaders while announcing a new $25,000 endowment.

"As we celebrate our College's 10th anniversary, it's fitting that we recognize the individuals who have helped shape our mission and extend our impact," said Dr. Dave Bellar, dean of the College. "These award recipients exemplify what it means to lead with purpose and serve with compassion."

The Award Recipients were:

•Community Impact Award: Rep. Michelle Salzman

•Healthcare Leadership Award: Will Condon, President of Ascension Sacred Heart Pensacola

•Alumni of the Year: Joyce Nichols, CNO at Baptist Health Care

•Rising Alumni Leader Award: Hong Potomski

•Honorary Awards: Dr. Usha and Dave Kundu, and Dr. Ermalynn Kiehl

The celebration also announced the "Founding Dean, Dr. Ermalynn Kiehl Excellence Endowment," a $25,000 gift from family and friends of the College's founding dean that will provide scholarship and operational support.

Dr. Kiehl expressed gratitude at the event: "To have this kind of opportunity at this University, to end your career at a place like UWF—it was certainly a blessing to my career. I can't wait to see what comes next."

For more information about the Usha Kundu, MD College of Health, visit uwf.edu/ukcoh.

TRUST COLLABORATION Pensacola Mayor

D.C. Reeves is taking a diplomatic approach in negotiations with the Escambia Children's Trust (ECT) regarding $1.8 million in Community Redevelopment Agency (CRA) funds owed to the City, prioritizing collaboration over confrontation.

Initially, Mayor Reeves suggested the funds could launch his Childcare Initiative, but he has since indicated he may allow ECT to keep the money if an agreement can be reached directing future ECT funds toward his initiative.

Last September, the mayor proposed a collaboration among the city, Escambia County

are allocated according to a yet-to-be-drafted memorandum of understanding.

After attending a U.S. Conference of Mayors in February, Reeves shifted his focus to addressing the "immense issue of childcare" affecting Pensacola. He emphasized that the childcare crisis impacts multiple aspects of the community, including education, quality of life and workforce development, noting, "We've got engineers and doctors and architects at home. They can't find a place for their two kids."

At a recent press conference, Reeves said he wants to pursue a diplomatic path in his negotiations with ECT over CRA funding.

"Fighting over [the funds] is not something that I think is in the benefit of the citizens of the City of Pensacola or the Trust, and I don't think it helps our kids," he said, emphasizing his commitment to finding a "collaborative solution to maximize the value" in a way that benefits all parties.

This cooperative stance contrasts with the Escambia County Commission's approach, which has escalated tensions with the Children's Trust to the point of discussing putting the voter-approved entity back on the ballot in 2026, potentially ending it before its 10-year mandate expires.

Mayor Reeves has made it clear that his priority is addressing educational challenges through investments in childcare access and services, explaining, "The biggest hindrance to economic development, and the biggest hindrance to people wanting to live here is that they go to Santa Rosa County or somewhere else because of education."

Rather than demanding all funds be directed in a specific way, Reeves remains open to various solutions, including potentially having the city make a sole-source request for future funds for his childcare initiative. The mayor will determine the best path forward after his childcare summit May 28.

The decision to forgo the $1.8 million in CRA funds has not yet been presented to the Pensacola City Council, which also serves as the CRA.

GRANT OVERLOAD Escambia County Tourist Development Council (TDC) revealed during its May 20 budget workshop that its grant application

process has become overwhelmed, placing an unsustainable burden on county staff and potentially compromising funding decisions.

According to TDC Chair David Bear, applications have been "coming in over the last few days and really not giving council members enough time to go through them." County Budget Director Stephan Hall indicated the grant process consumes up to 50% of his time in some years, despite tourism grants representing only a small portion of the county's overall budget.

The current process requires organizations seeking tourism development tax (TDT) funds to submit applications to the Office of Budget Management, where the budget director and a single aide review all submissions. Applications are typically due in late March or early April, but many arrive incomplete or at the last minute, creating a review backlog affecting staff capacity and council members' ability to make informed decisions.

Commissioner Ashlee Hofberger expressed frustration with the situation, saying, "I'm not a huge fan of giving people hundreds of thousands of dollars that can't fill out a form correctly."

TDC members proposed several solutions to streamline the process. Council members suggested enforcing strict application deadlines with automatic rejection of incomplete submissions while routing all event-related grant requests through established agencies like Visit Pensacola or Pensacola Sports. Additional recommendations included improving application materials with clear instructions, requiring pre-submission workshops, establishing consistent reimbursement requirements, setting earlier application deadlines and potentially hiring dedicated administrative support.

Council member Mitesh Patel emphasized the need for standardization, suggesting that event organizers "should not be coming here for events to get grants for events. They should be going to one of those agencies."

The council reached consensus that the current process is unsustainable and requires immediate reform to ensure tourism tax dollars are allocated effectively while reducing the administrative burden on county staff.

ZERO

REPORTS Escambia County residents still await results nearly a year after Clerk Pam Childers established her Office of Independent Internal Audit (OIIA). Despite announcing in May 2024 that the new department would have "the authority and responsibility to conduct audits and reviews of all agencies funded by the Board of County Commissioners (BOCC) and departments under the County Administrator," Childers' OIIA has yet to publish a single audit report.

Standard practice among Florida clerks includes publishing an internal audit plan that outlines which departments and functions will be reviewed in the coming year. Escambia County's OIIA has not released such a plan, leaving taxpayers in the dark about its priorities and activities.

When interviewed by the Pensacola News Journal in July 2024, Childers indicated fleet man-

agement would be an early focus area. "Fleet is another high risk. It's a high risk because there's a lot of them. You get a county gas card. It's county insurance. People are using it for personal use and work," she told the newspaper. However, no audit report on fleet management has materialized on the clerk's website.

The delay in establishing this oversight function is particularly concerning given that Childers has served as clerk for nearly 12 years. Other Florida clerks have successfully implemented internal audit departments that regularly review critical areas such as inventories, cash controls, purchasing cards, vehicle usage and tax collections. These clerks audit both county departments and their own operations, publishing all findings on their websites.

The absence of proper internal auditing may have already cost taxpayers significantly. Had the OIIA been functioning in 2020, it might have provided crucial oversight of the new jail construction contract, potentially saving substantial public funds. Moving forward, Childers would benefit from consulting with the independent CPA firm that audits the County to properly structure her internal audit office. Additionally, seeking guidance from counterparts in other counties with well-established audit departments could help bring Escambia's OIIA up to standard and deliver the transparency and accountability promised to county residents.

DEVELOPMENT UPDATE

During a recent press conference, Mayor Reeves provided significant updates on several downtown development projects, highlighting ongoing efforts to enhance Pensacola's urban core while balancing the needs of local businesses.

The Palafox Street renovation project, described by the mayor as a "generational project," is moving forward. Mid-June meetings with downtown business owners are scheduled. Complete design plans are now ready for presentation, and discussions will focus on construction timing and methods to minimize disruption to the busy commercial area.

Recognizing the importance of the holiday shopping season for local merchants, Mayor Reeves indicated construction would likely begin around January 2026, allowing businesses to operate normally through the crucial end-ofyear retail period.

The Hotel Tristan project has reached a visible milestone in the East Jefferson District with steel construction rising above the roofline. The mayor expressed enthusiasm for this development, emphasizing that both hotel and residential projects contribute significantly to downtown vibrancy and economic activity.

According to Mayor Reeves, Pensacola offers visitors a unique combination of "a beach that looks like the best in the world" alongside "a real local downtown with soul," creating a compelling destination for both conventions and leisure travelers.

Looking ahead to larger infrastructure decisions, a joint meeting between the city council and county commission has been tentatively scheduled July 10 to discuss the future of the Bay

Joyce Nichols, Dr. Ermalynn Kiehl, Will Condon, Hong Potomski and Michelle Salzman / Photo Courtesy of uwf.edu

Center. This meeting will help determine whether an advisory committee is needed and define its specific role in the planning process.

When questioned about the potential for a new convention center, Mayor Reeves expressed support for the concept, highlighting Pensacola's competitive advantages over neighboring destinations because of its combination of beautiful beaches and authentic downtown atmosphere.

HUNGER CRISIS LOOMS

Food assistance organizations along the Gulf Coast are sounding the alarm over proposed federal budget cuts that could dramatically impact vulnerable communities in the region. Feeding the Gulf Coast, which serves South Mississippi, South Alabama and the Florida Panhandle, warns that recent legislation advanced by the House Budget Committee threatens crucial safety net programs.

The reconciliation package proposes approximately $300 billion in cuts to SNAP benefits and $880 billion from Medicaid over the next decade. Additionally, the bill would shift 5% of SNAP costs to state budgets—an estimated $475 million burden across Gulf Coast states.

"This legislation has all the ingredients for a crisis," said Michael Ledger, the president and CEO of Feeding the Gulf Coast, citing a lapsed Farm Bill, reduced food access and threats to frontline nonprofits.

The cuts would hit a region where one in six residents already faces food insecurity, with even higher rates among children. Over 70% of households receiving SNAP in Mississippi, Alabama and Florida include children or elderly individuals.

The situation is particularly concerning in Florida, where recent state legislation has expanded work requirements for SNAP recipients beyond federal minimums. Additionally, Florida has declined to participate in the federal Summer EBT program for children in both 2024 and 2025, further limiting nutrition assistance.

Food banks report seeing more first-time visitors seeking help, many of whom are employed but struggling with rising costs. Feeding the Gulf Coast urges concerned citizens to contact their elected officials to oppose the cuts, warning that reduced federal support would devastate communities still recovering from economic challenges.

HOPELESS FLORIDA On May 20, Gov. Ron DeSantis and First Lady Casey DeSantis held their second press event in a week to highlight achievements of the Hope Florida initiative, while avoiding discussion of a $10 million Medicaid settlement controversy surrounding the program.

During the event, the governor spent about 20 minutes outlining his administration's successes. The First Lady emphasized that Hope Florida represents a "rewiring" of government operations by integrating faith-based communities to address both immediate needs and longterm self-sufficiency.

"This is not about politics," Casey DeSantis said. "This is about doing good on behalf of the people who deserve a chance for someone to fight for them."

Officials presented new statistics about the program's impact, including over 500 employers offering job opportunities through the initiative, all 21 local workforce boards having Hope Florida liaisons, and more than 3,000 participants securing employment—with 87% achieving wage increases after six months.

Commerce Secretary Alex Kelly noted that the CareerSource Florida Network has served

almost 4,000 Floridians referred by Hope Navigators, providing over 60,000 services, including over 5,000 job referrals.

The press events come as Hope Florida faces scrutiny over allegations that the DeSantis administration improperly channeled $10 million from a Medicaid settlement through the Hope Florida Foundation to political committees. State Representative Alex Andrade, who led a legislative inquiry, claims that DeSantis' former chief of staff directed two organizations to request $5 million grants from the foundation, which then allegedly funneled at least $8.5 million to a political committee opposing marijuana legalization.

The Tampa Times/Miami Herald revealed through public records requests that State Attorney Jack Campbell is investigating the Hope Florida Foundation. When asked about this investigation during the Q&A portion of the event, Gov. DeSantis deflected, saying, "I can tell you this has been a very successful program ... I think that everything that's been thrown at it is pure politics ... I believe in this program deeply, and I stand by 100%."

On May 14, Gov. DeSantis defended the actions as a "private settlement" rather than Medicaid funds, dismissing the allegations as "intentionally fraudulent and contrived."

VAL'S PALS

Big Brothers Big Sisters of Northwest Florida and Valerie's House Pensacola have unveiled a groundbreaking initiative to support children through grief with dedicated mentorship. The new program, "Val's Pals Northwest Florida: A Big Bond for Grieving Hearts," pairs children who have lost loved ones with caring adult mentors who offer consistent emotional support throughout their healing journey.

This collaboration builds on an established partnership between the two organizations. Before Valerie's House opened its permanent Pensacola location in December 2022, Big Brothers Big Sisters provided space for grief support groups. Since expanding to Northwest Florida in late 2020, Valerie's House has created a nurturing environment where children and families process grief together with the mission of helping them heal and move forward.

"Children facing grief need someone in their corner—a stable, caring adult who can offer comfort, consistency and hope," said Paula Shell, the CEO and president of Big Brothers Big Sisters of Northwest Florida. "Through Val's Pals of Northwest Florida, we aim to provide just that: a Big who will listen, encourage and walk alongside them through life's hardest moments."

The initiative goes beyond traditional mentorship by providing specialized resources to help children build resilience while processing their grief. Each child is thoughtfully matched with a mentor committed to providing steady companionship and emotional support.

Crista Brandt, the Northwest Florida director of Valerie's House Pensacola, emphasized the program's importance: "Grief can feel incredibly isolating for a child. Having a mentor from Big Brothers Big Sisters through Val's Pals offers these children a powerful reminder that they are seen, valued, and not alone. This program beautifully extends our mission and reflects the strength of our partnership."

Big Brothers Big Sisters is actively recruiting adults willing to serve as mentors for grieving children. Those interested in making a meaningful difference in a child's life can learn more about becoming a mentor at bethebig.org. {in}

Summer movies are back with a little something for everyone. Whether you crave bloodsoaked Southern Gothic vampires, high-octane spy thrills or a heartwarming alien misfit, this season's lineup is stacked with bold originals, reboots and sequels.

So grab your popcorn and brace yourself for a wild ride—killer dolls, cosmic rom-coms, rampaging dinosaurs and superheroes both blue and blueskinned are all vying for your attention. Whether you want to laugh, scream or escape the heat, these films promise to crank the summer up to 11.

In Theaters Now SINNERS

Ryan Coogler's "Sinners" is a bold, atmospheric Southern Gothic horror set in 1932 Mississippi, blending haunting vampire lore with soulful blues, racial tension and unforgettable characters in a gripping, blood-soaked night.

MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE THE FINAL RECKONING

Ethan Hunt races against time and a malevolent AI, the Entity, to save humanity from nuclear Armageddon. Sacrifices are made, alliances are tested, and the world hangs in the balance. His mission may be the most impossible yet.

LILO

& STITCH

Disney's live-action "Lilo & Stitch" follows lonely Hawaiian girl Lilo, who adopts a mischievous alien experiment, Stitch. Together, they forge a chaotic, heartwarming family bond amid loss and struggles.

Coming Soon

MAY 30

BRING

HER BACK

This flick is a chilling horror about siblings taken in by a foster mother whose eerie kindness masks a sinister ritual to resurrect her dead daughter. Grief twists love into a nightmare and terror.

JUNE 5

DOGMA

Two banished angels exploit a loophole in Catholic dogma to reenter Heaven, risking the end of existence. A faith-shaken heroine, quirky prophets and divine chaos collide in this irreverent comedy.

JUNE 6

THE PHOENICIAN SCHEME

Wes Anderson's latest offering is a stylish 1950s caper where a tycoon and his nun daughter dodge assassins, outwit rivals and confront family

2025 Summer Movie Guide

By Joshua Encinias

secrets in a dazzling, darkly comic adventure. It features an ensemble cast that includes Benicio del Toro, Michael Cera, Tom Hanks, Bryan Cranston and Scarlett Johansson.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU

Nick Kroll and Andrew Rannells star in this twisted comedy about a gay couple whose Italian babymoon unravels into chaos with language barriers, relationship woes and accidental deaths. It turns their dream vacation into a darkly hilarious, escalating nightmare of cover-ups and culture clash.

BALLERINA

Orphaned ballerina Eve, trained in Ruska Roma assassin traditions, seeks brutal vengeance for her family's murder. Set between "John Wick Chapter 3" and "Chapter 4," alliances with Winston and John himself collide in a ballet of bullets and blood.

JUNE 13

MATERIALISTS

Celine Song's sharp rom-com stars Dakota Johnson, Chris Evans and Pedro Pascal and explores desire, status and authentic connection. The plot centers on Lucy, an ambitious NYC matchmaker, who's torn between a dreamy billionaire client and her flawed ex.

HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON

On the Viking isle of Berk, inventive Hiccup defies tradition by befriending Toothless, a feared Night Fury dragon. Together, they face an ancient threat, forging a new future for Vikings and dragons alike in this live-action remake of the animated film.

JUNE 20

ELIO

"Elio" follows an imaginative 11-year-old mistakenly hailed as Earth's ambassador by an intergalactic council. In this vibrant Pixar space adventure, he must navigate quirky aliens, cosmic trials and self-discovery.

28 YEARS LATER

This post-apocalyptic horror film plunges into chaos as a fragile safe zone in London collapses when the Rage Virus resurfaces. Survivors face brutal infection, military betrayal and desperate fights for survival amid carnage and collapse in this sequel to Danny Boyle's "28 Days Later."

JUNE 27

M3GAN 2.0

Two years after M3GAN's rampage, Gemma resurrects her lethal creation to battle Amelia, a rogue military AI doll. Upgraded, M3GAN faces her deadliest match yet in this high-stakes techno-horror showdown.

SORRY, BABY

"Sorry, Baby" is a darkly comedic drama about Agnes, a grad student grappling with trauma after sexual assault by her professor. With sharp humor and raw honesty, it explores survival, friendship and resilience.

F1

This film follows retired 1990s Formula One racer Sonny Hayes, played by Brad Pitt, as he returns to mentor rookie Joshua Pearce on the fictional APXGP team. High-speed thrills blend with intense rivalries and real F1 action.

JULY 2

JURASSIC WORLD: REBIRTH

This sequel follows a covert team led by Zora Bennett racing to a forbidden island to extract DNA from the largest surviving dinosaurs for a life-saving drug, facing mutated beasts and deadly betrayals.

JULY 5

THIS IS SPINAL TAP'S 41ST ANNIVERSARY

This is a hilarious mockumentary following a fading British heavy metal band's disastrous U.S. tour, packed with absurd mishaps, clueless egos and iconic rock clichés turned up to 11.

JULY 11

SUPERMAN

James Gunn's "Superman" reinvents the Man of Steel with heart, humor and epic action. Clark Kent battles identity and love with Lois Lane and villainous Lex Luthor in the thrilling DCU kickoff.

JULY 18

SMURFS

When Papa Smurf is captured by the evil wizards Gargamel and Razamel, Smurfette leads the Smurfs on a rescue mission to the real world, where they must discover their destiny.

EDDINGTON

"Eddington" is a darkly satirical contemporary Western set in May 2020 in New Mexico, where a mask-defiant sheriff and a liberal mayor clash, igniting political chaos, social division and escalating violence amid the pandemic.

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER

The fourth film in the "I Know What You Did Last Summer" franchise follows five friends as they cover up a deadly hit-and-run, only to be stalked a year later by a vengeful killer. Des -

perate, they seek help from survivors of the infamous 1997 Southport massacre.

JULY 25

THE FANTASTIC FOUR: FIRST STEPS

"The Fantastic Four: First Steps" thrusts Marvel's First Family into a stylish 1960s-inspired retro-futuristic world, battling cosmic devourer Galactus and his herald Silver Surfer while juggling heroism and family dysfunction.

AUG. 1

THE NAKED GUN

Liam Neeson hilariously fumbles into the shoes of Frank Drebin Jr., as the hapless lieutenant tackles crime with chaotic energy. This reboot promises classic "Naked Gun" absurdity for a new generation.

AUG. 8

WEAPONS

Seventeen children vanish from a small town at 2:17 a.m., sparking terror and suspicion. As parents and teachers unravel the mystery, supernatural forces and dark secrets threaten to consume everyone.

FREAKIER FRIDAY

This sequel, arriving 22 years after the original, doubles the chaos with a four-way body swap. Tess and Anna Coleman swap with their teenage daughters, sparking hilarious mayhem as two blended families clash and connect anew.

AUG. 22

HONEY DON'T!

"Honey Don't" is a dark lesbian comedy following small-town PI Honey O'Donahue as she investigates bizarre deaths linked to a sinister cult led by a charismatic leader, blending mystery, satire and sharp wit.

AUG. 29

THE TOXIC AVENGER

This reboot stars Peter Dinklage as janitor Winston Gooze, who transforms into a mutant vigilante after a toxic accident. Armed with super strength and a mop, he battles corrupt CEOs and crime to protect his son and community in a darkly comedic, gory fight for justice.

CAUGHT STEALING

Burned-out ex-baseball player Hank Thompson gets pulled into the brutal 1990s NYC criminal underworld, fighting for survival against mobsters, corrupt cops and hitmen in a gritty, adrenalinefueled crime thriller. {in}

Arts & Entertainment

Carving Out a Purpose with Sam Ellis

By Sydney Robinson

sider art that is worthy of other people having, especially my own art," Ellis said. "That's not a standard I hold other people to, but I have always thought that there was a certain level of skill that I needed to be at before selling my art was something I felt comfortable with."

Since she found the courage, Ellis has enjoyed getting to interact with customers and fellow artists at local markets like Pensacola Arts Market and Gallery Night.

"I hand carve linoleum and then hand transfer that onto paper for prints, shirts, banners, magnets, all sorts of fun little things," Ellis said. "I want to make art that is very fun. I love to make things that make people smile, make people laugh."

Ellis carved her first linoleum block before many children her age were even coloring in the lines.

"I've been doing the linoleum print, probably since I was about 6 or 7," Ellis said. "My Nana is an extremely artistic person, and always encouraged me to try different art forms and would take me to classes with her. So I attended my first class on linocutting when I was a kid with her."

The class, taught through the Gulfcoast Calligraphy Guild, started a lifelong fascination with linocut art.

"I love painting and drawing," Ellis said. "I've tried sculpture and ceramics, jewelry making—I

that, I use graphite paper and I trace my design onto the linoleum block, I carve the block, and then after that, a thin layer of ink is rolled onto it, and in my case, since I don't have a hand press yet, I'm rubbing it by hand. I press really hard and then pull up your print and hopefully it is printed well."

There are some tools that make this process easier, and acquiring them is a business milestone Ellis is working toward.

"I would love to scale up, both in the production amount, but also in the size of my work," Ellis said. "I really would like to start doing bigger pieces, like 11x14 or 16x20. But again, it's just not quite feasible doing it by hand right now."

Despite being a lifelong artist, Ellis made the decision to begin selling her art just last year after lots of convincing from friends and family.

"I have pretty high standards for what I con-

"I've been really enjoying getting to talk to all of these different people that come up to me at markets," Ellis said. "I mean, not even just people that are buying art from me, which is amazing. It really makes my heart fill up when I think about people having my work at home on their walls. But also just getting to meet so many different other people that are also making things, and getting to be inspired by that, and that inspires somebody else, and just makes this amazing little inspiration loop that we all just keep making cool stuff."

With that joy and inspiration comes anxiety about the current political and social moment, which makes being an independent artist more complicated than ever.

"I didn't think I could have picked a worse time," Ellis said.

"[But] with that being said, it has made me more proud of myself that I've been successful at it. It's been a huge source of inspiration

for me, and I've been seeing it almost like a personal challenge. What can I do that still gets people in the door, still gets people interested in what I'm doing, and still make this feasible in the scene that we have right now? And I'm really proud of myself for, I would say, making it happen so far."

Also proud of her is Ellis' fiancée Jenna, who works as her business partner and inspiration.

"She is my biggest fan," Ellis said. "She is always encouraging me. She is always trying to make my booths better, always trying to make my tools better. She is really the backbone behind what I do."

After a year in business, Ellis is once again making a brave choice to relocate to Kansas City, Mo., in the search of a stronger sense of community, later this summer.

"[Kansas City] has a really big art scene for me to reintroduce myself in and get a new start," Ellis said. "I'm really excited at that prospect and getting to meet and interact with new artists."

For any locals hoping to buy a print in person before she leaves town, Ellis will be at the Backyard Market at The Western Rose on Sunday, June 8. {in}

SAM ELLIS

@quinntessential.sam quinntessential-art.square.site

Sam Ellis / Courtesy Photos

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NONPROFITS & FUNDRAISERS

SEA TURTLE BABY SHOWER Learn about beach sea turtles with education and crafts for kids, games, music and more 9 a.m.-noon Saturday, June 7 at Gulfside Pavilion. Learn more at facebook.com/gulfcoastturtlewatchinc.

SUNDAY'S CHILD OPENS 2025 GRANT CYCLE TO LOCAL NONPROFITS Sunday's Child, a Pensacola-based nonprofit organization that promotes equality and inspires inclusion by awarding grants for significant charitable and economic initiatives, announces the opening of its 2025 grant cycle. Nonprofits serving Escambia and Santa Rosa counties are invited to submit a Letter of Intent (LOI) until June 2 through Community Force, found at sundayschild.org.

Key Dates for the 2025 Grant Cycle:

•Grant Application Opens: June 9

•Application Deadline: Aug. 2

•Membership Deadline: May 31

•Annual Kickoff Party (Members Only): June 22 (announcement of total grant amount)

•Annual Meeting (Members Only): Oct. 12 (finalist presentations and voting)

•Additional virtual and in-person workshops will be held in June and July, with dates to be announced in advance.

ANIMAL ALLIES FLORIDA BINGO Animal

Allies Florida hosts bingo twice monthly at Beef 'O' Brady's, 1 New Market St., Cantonment (on Nine Mile Road near Pine Forest Road). The cost is 10 rounds of bingo for $10, with cash prizes for winners. Food and drinks are also available for purchase. For more information, visit facebook.com/animalalliesflorida.

p.m. Friday, May 30 at Coastal Cat Café, 1508 W. Garden St. Tickets are $32 and include complimentary popcorn, coffee, hot chocolate or hot tea. Details are at coastalcatpcola.com.

GRAND FIESTA PARADE Catch beads and watch floats head down Palafox Street 7 p.m. Friday, May 30. Details are available at fiestapensacola.org.

FIESTA BOAT PARADE Watch a parade of vessels set sail 1 p.m. Saturday, May 31 from Plaza de Luna. Best views of the parade will be SandersBeach Corinne Jones Resource Center or Plaza de Luna. Details are available at fiestapensacola.org.

GULF COAST CULTURE FEST Visit Seville Square for a day-long celebration of art in all mediums 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Saturday, May 31. At 8 p.m., the event shifts to #filmsfortheculture Film Fest. Details are available at gulfcoastculturefest.com.

MARGIE SHORTT DANCE STUDIO: THE UNIVERSE OF TIME Performance is 7 p.m. Saturday, May 31 at Saenger Theatre, 118 S. Palafox St. Details and tickets are available at pensacolasaenger.com.

2025-2026 PENSACOLA LITTLE THEATRE SEASON REVEAL Find out what's coming to PLT next season with a preview 5-7 p.m. Sunday, June 1 at The Top, the rooftop of Pensacola Little Theatre at 400 S. Jefferson St. Claim your free ticket at pensacolalittletheatre.com.

JIMMY RHEA: TO BE DEFINED This Pensacola Museum of Art (PMA) exhibit featuring mixed-media work by Jimmy Rhea that juxtaposes historical icons with contemporary culture is on view through June 1 at PMA, 407 S. Jefferson St. For museum hours and details, visit pensacolamuseum.org.

THE MEMBERS SHOW PMA Members show is on view through June 1 at Pensacola Museum of Art, 407 S. Jefferson St. Details are at pensacolamuseum.org.

JULIA MORRISROE: ICONS AND MONUMENTS Julia Morrisroe, a professor in painting and drawing at the University of Florida, will exhibit her show "Icons and Monuments" in the Switzer Gallery at Pensacola State College, 1000 College Blvd. The exhibit is on view through Aug. 7. Morrisroe will present an artist lecture in the Switzer Lecture Hall (Room 1590) 5:30 p.m. Tuesday, June 3. A reception will follow, and the event is free and open to the public. For more details, visit visualarts.pensacolastate.edu.

IN YOUR FACE: PORTRAITS BY GILA RAYBERG Mosaic portraiture by Gila Rayberg is on view through Sept. 7 at Pensacola Museum of Art, 407 S. Jefferson St. Details are at pensacolamuseum.org.

ANIMAL ALLIES CAT AND KITTEN ADOP -

TION Visit Pet Supermarket 11 a.m.-3 p.m. every first and third Saturday of the month at 6857 N. Ninth Ave. to meet your furever friend. Visit aaflorida.org for details.

CARING & SHARING MINISTRY FOOD

DRIVE The Gloria Green Caring & Sharing Ministry is attached to the Historic St. Joseph Catholic Church, 140 W. Government St. The ministry feeds the homeless 10:30 a.m. Tuesdays. The ministry's food pantry opens 10 a.m. and also has clothing. Food donations needed are pop-top canned goods, Beanie Weenies, Vienna sausage, potted meat, cans of tuna and chicken and soups. Clothing donations needed include tennis shoes for men and women, as well as sweatshirts and new underwear for men in sizes small, medium and large. Call DeeDee Green at (850) 723-3390 for details.

COMMUNITY EVENTS

SANTA ROSA COUNTY SCHOOL DISTRICT HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATIONS

Ceremonies are Friday, May 30 at Pensacola Bay Center, 201 E. Gregory St. Schedule includes: 11 a.m. Navarre High School, 2:30 p.m. Gulf Breeze High School and 6 p.m. Pace High School.

ARTS & CULTURE

PENSACOLA CIGAR WEEKEND Indulge in premium cigars for this weekend-long event at Court of De Luna, 116 E. Gonzalez St. Dates are Friday, May 30-Sunday, June 1. Details and tickets are at pensacolacigarweekend.com.

MAY MEWVIE NIGHT: 'BARBIE' Watch "Barbie" while snuggling with adoptable cats 7

FIVE FLAGS DANCE ACADEMY: DANCE ACROSS AMERICA Performance is 2 p.m. Sunday, June 1 at Saenger Theatre, 118 S. Palafox St. Details and tickets are available at pensacolasaenger.com.

AIN'T TOO PROUD: THE LIFE AND TIMES OF THE TEMPTATIONS Enjoy a Broadway in Pensacola show. Performance dates are 7:30 p.m. Wednesday, June 4 and Thursday, June 5 at Saenger Theatre, 118 S. Palafox St. Tickets and details are at pensacolasaenger.com.

LABELLE PERFORMING ARTS: NO PLACE LIKE HOME LaBelle Performing Arts 2025 recital is 11 a.m. Saturday, June 7 at Saenger Theatre, 118 S. Palafox St. Details and tickets are at pensacolasaenger.com.

THE BIG, TINY ART SHOW Blue Morning

Gallery Artists will join forces to showcase tiny art just in time for Mother's Day. Individual artists from the gallery will create tiny art, no larger than 4x4, in all mediums. Exhibition is open through May 31. Visit Blue Morning Gallery, 21 S. Palafox St. For details, visit bluemorninggallery.com.

SUNDAY SALON WITH BEN GULLEY

Pensacola Opera presents a special Sunday soirèe with tenor Ben Gulley at the home of Jan and Ron Miller 2 p.m. Sunday, June 8. Tickets are $150 and available at pensacolaopera.com.

BLUE MORNING GALLERY: SPRING FLING

The latest Blue Morning Gallery exhibit is Spring Fling, with featured artists Jan Hoffman, Mark Schmitt and Kathy Stewart, at 21 S. Palafox St. Visit bluemorninggallery.com for details.

PENSACOLA ROSE SOCIETY Monthly meetings are normally 6 p.m. the second Monday of the month at the Pensacola Garden Center, 1850 N. Ninth Ave. Visit pensacolarosesociety.org for more information.

BTB COMEDY Watch live standup comedy in open mic style 7 p.m. Mondays at Odd Colony, 260 N. Palafox St. Follow BTB Comedy on Facebook for updates.

COMEDY SHOWCASE AT SUBCULTURE

BTB Comedy presents a comedy showcase the first Thursday monthly at Subculture Art Gallery, 701 N. V St. Follow facebook.com/pensacolasubculture for updates.

SCRIPTEASERS Join writers at Pensacola Little Theatre, 400 S. Jefferson St., for Scripteasers every month. Visit pensacolalittletheatre.com for details.

PALAFOX MARKET Enjoy Palafox Market 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Saturdays. The event features local farmers, artists and crafters on North and South Palafox streets at Martin Luther King Jr. Plaza and Plaza Ferdinand. For updates, visit facebook. com/downtownpensacola.

CABARET DRAG SHOWCASE AT AMERICAN LEGION POST #193 Don't miss Cabaret Drag Showcase every second and fourth Saturday at the American Legion Post #193, 2708 N. 12th Ave. Doors open 8 p.m. Showtime is 10 p.m. For more information, contact show director Taize Sinclair-Santi at taizesinclairsanti@gmail.com.

SPIRITS OF SEVILLE QUARTER GHOST TOUR AND LUNCHEON Dine inside Pensacola's oldest and most haunted restaurant and investigate the spirits with actual paranormal equipment at Seville Quarter, 130 E. Government

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St. Tickets are $12 and include a voucher toward Seville Quarter's menu. Tours are 11 a.m.-2 p.m. weekdays and 2-4 p.m. Sundays. Make an appointment by calling (850) 941-4321.

AFTER DARK: SEVILLE QUARTER

GHOSTS, MURDER, MAYHEM AND MYSTERY TOUR AND DINNER After Dark Paranormal Investigation and Dinner happens inside one of Pensacola's most haunted restaurants with real ghost-hunting equipment 6-8 p.m. Sundays. Listen as your guide weaves tales of ghosts, debauchery, murder, mayhem, paranormal activities, history and more related to Seville Quarter and downtown Historic Pensacola. After your ghost tour, enjoy dinner at Seville Quarter Palace Café, 130 E. Government St. Reservations are required. Call (850) 941-4321. Tickets are available at pensacolaghostevents.com.

FOOD + DRINKS

FOOD FLIGHT NIGHT Dinner event is 5:308:30 p.m. Saturday, May 31 at Gather, A Culinary Collective, 41 S. Navy Blvd. Sign up at pensacolacooks.com/classes-and-events.

SPEED MINGLE AT GARY'S BREW Experience the "Speed Mingle Summer Solstice Soiree," where you'll meet new people in a fun, fast-paced environment. Event is 3:45 p.m. Sunday, June 1 at Gary's Brewery & Biergarten, 208 Newman Ave. Tickets start at $14.62 and can be purchased on Eventbrite through link on facebook.com/garysbrew.

GREEN DRINKS WITH HEALTHY GULF

Join Healthy Gulf for some social time and drinks with environmentally-minded folks. From 5-7 p.m. Wednesday, June 4, Healthy Gulf will be at Odd Colony, 260 N. Palafox St., with a short discussion by Dr. Frank Gilliam professor in the University of West Florida's Department of Earth and Environmental Sciences, about the upcoming hurricane season and how climate change is impacting tropical cyclones.

BURGER BATTLE BY THE BAY Event is 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Saturday, June 7 at Museum Plaza hosted by Pensacola Suburban West Rotary Foundation. Proceeds benefit support "Take Stock in Children" scholarship fund, monthly meals at Ronald McDonald House and various other local, regional and national Rotary service

projects Suburban West sponsors. Tickets are available on Eventbrite.

NATIONAL PROSECCO WEEK AT ANGELENA'S Angelena's Ristorante Italiano, 101 E. Intendencia St., will celebrate National Prosecco Week from Monday, June 2– Saturday June 7. As part of the nationwide celebration, Angelena's will offer a special Prosecco tasting flight featuring six unique Prosecco selections, paired with shareable Italian snacks created by Executive Chef Ian Gillette. During National Prosecco Week, they will offer this shareable for $25. Details are at angelenaspensacola.com.

LUNCH SERVICE NOW AT IRON RESTAURANT Restaurant Iron, 22 N. Palafox, will now offer a refined midday experience starting 11 a.m. Monday-Friday. Dinner service will continue to be available Saturday and Sunday. Reservations are recommended and can be made by calling (850) 476-7776 or visiting restaurantiron.com/ reservations. Walk-ins will also be welcome based on availability.

MARTINI NIGHT AT THE KENNEDY Every Monday, The Kennedy, 1 S. Palafox St., hosts Martini Nights, featuring all martinis from the menu for $10 from open to close (4-11 p.m.).

MEN'S NIGHT AT WISTERIA From 3 p.m. to close Mondays, guys can play free darts and enjoy $6 craft tallboys. There are more than 150 craft beers to choose from. Wisteria is located at 3803 N. 12th Ave. Visit wisteriatavern.com for details.

FREE POOL MONDAYS Free pool is available all day Mondays, May 5 and 11, at Mugs & Jugs, 12080 Scenic Highway. SIN Night begins at 1 a.m. Visit mugsjugsbar.com for details.

FIGHTER GAME NIGHT AT O'RILEY'S

Gamers unite 5 p.m.-close Mondays at O'Riley's Irish Pub, 321 S. Palafox St. Visit orileyspub.com for details.

BINGO NIGHT AT CALVERT'S IN THE HEIGHTS Play a game (or two) of bingo 6-8 p.m. Mondays at Calvert's in the Heights, 670 Scenic Highway. For more information, visit calvertsintheheights.com.

DOUBLE MONDAYS AND SIN NIGHT Enjoy Double Mondays 8 p.m.-midnight and SIN Night

11 p.m. to close at O'Riley's Tavern, 3728 Creighton Road. Details are at orileystavern.com.

75-CENT OYSTERS AT ATLAS Enjoy 75-cent oysters 5-9 p.m. Tuesdays at Atlas Oyster House, 600 S. Barracks St. For more information, visit greatsouthernrestaurants.com.

MUSIC BINGO Test your music knowledge 7-9 p.m. Tuesdays at Wisteria, 3808 N. 12th Ave. Take part in half-price bottles of wine and $5 canned cocktails. Visit wisteriatavern.com for details.

POKER NIGHT AND BINGO AT O'RILEY'S Visit O'Riley's Irish Pub for poker at 6:30 p.m. and bar bingo 8-10 p.m. Tacos are on special all day Tuesdays at 321 S. Palafox St. Visit orileyspub.com for details.

LUNCH AT THE DISTRICT The District Steakhouse, 130 E. Government St., is open for special lunch seatings the third Friday of the month. Enjoy a $5 martini or house wine. Seatings are 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Reservations are accepted but not necessary. Details are available at districtsteaks.com.

DOLLAR NIGHT Enjoy Dollar Night 8 p.m.midnight Tuesdays at Mugs & Jugs, 12080 Scenic Highway. Visit mugsjugsbar.com for details.

TUESDAY TRIVIA AT PERFECT PLAIN Visit

Perfect Plain Brewing Co. for trivia nights 7-9 p.m. Tuesdays at 50 E. Garden St. Visit perfectplain.com/upcoming-events for details.

DOLLAR NIGHT AT O'RILEY'S Dollar Night is 8 p.m.-midnight Wednesdays at O'Riley's Tavern, 3728 Creighton Road. Food trucks are on site. Details are at orileystavern.com.

TRIVIA AT O'RILEY'S Test your trivia knowledge 8-10 p.m. Wednesdays at O'Riley's Irish Pub, 321 S. Palafox St. Visit orileyspub.com for details.

TRIVIA AT CALVERT'S IN THE HEIGHTS

Take part in trivia nights 6-8 p.m. Wednesdays at Calvert's in the Heights, 670 Scenic Highway. For more information, visit calvertsintheheights.com.

SIPPIN' IN SUNDRESSES LADIES' NIGHT

AT FELIX'S Pop-up shops, pink drink specials and live music are 5-8 p.m. Thursdays at Felix's

Restaurant and Oyster Bar, 400 Quietwater Beach Drive.

PITCHERS AND TAVERN TRIVIA Get deals on pitchers 8 p.m.-midnight at O'Riley's Tavern. Trivia is 8 p.m.; SIN Night starts 1 a.m. Thursdays at 3728 Creighton Road. Visit orileystavern.com for details.

WEEKLY SINGO AT PERFECT PLAIN BREWING CO. Music Bingo Thursdays is 7-9 p.m. at Perfect Plain Brewing Co., 50 E. Garden St. Details are at facebook.com/perfectplainbrewingco.

POOL TOURNAMENT Pool tournaments begin 8 p.m. and Tequila Night is 8 p.m. to midnight Thursdays at Mugs & Jugs, 12080 Scenic Highway. Visit mugsjugsbar.com for details.

DOLLAR NIGHT AT O'RILEY'S Dollar Night with a DJ starts 8 p.m. Thursdays at O'Riley's Irish Pub, 321 S. Palafox St. Visit orileyspub.com for details.

TRIVIA UNDER THE TREES Trivia is 6 p.m. Thursdays at Wisteria Tavern, 3808 N. 12th Ave. Visit wisteriatavern.com for details.

THURSDAY BIERGARTEN TRIVIA NIGHT Gary's Brewery Trivia Night is back by popular demand 7-9 p.m. Thursdays at 208 Newman Ave. Test your trivia skills with a glass of beer or wine. Arrive early to grab a spot. For more information, visit facebook.com/garysbrew.

BIG BEER NIGHT Drink specials are 8 p.m.midnight, and SIN Night is 1 a.m. to close Fridays at Mugs & Jugs, 12080 Scenic Highway. Visit mugsjugsbar.com for details.

FEISTY FRIDAY NIGHTS Enjoy a DJ 9 p.m. Fridays at Sir Richard's Public House, 2719 E. Cervantes St. Visit sirrichardslounge.com for details.

TGI FIREBALL FRIDAY Drink specials are all day Fridays at O'Riley's Irish Pub, 321 S. Palafox St. SIN Night starts at 11 p.m. Visit orileyspub.com for details.

FISH FRY FRIDAY Half off fish n' chips is 11 a.m.-4 p.m., and live DJ is 9 p.m. Fridays at Sir Richard's Public House, 2719 E. Cervantes St. Visit sirrichardslounge.com for details.

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WEEKLY SATURDAY BRUNCH Brunch is 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Saturdays at O'Riley's Irish Pub, 321 S. Palafox St. Visit orileyspub.com for details.

SHAMROCK SATURDAY Shamrock Saturday is 9 p.m., and SIN Night starts 11 p.m. Saturdays at O'Riley's Irish Pub, 321 S. Palafox St. Visit orileyspub.com for details.

FREE POOL AND BAR BINGO AT O'RILEY'S TAVERN Enjoy free pool all day and play bar bingo 8 p.m. Sundays at O'Riley's Tavern, 3728 Creighton Road. Details are at orileystavern.com.

SUNDAY BRUNCH AT CAFÉ SINGLE FIN Partake in brunch specials, full café menu, espressos and bottomless mimosas until 1 p.m. Sundays at Café Single Fin, 380 N. Ninth Ave. Live music begins at 10 a.m. Visit cafesinglefin.com for details.

SUNDAY BRUNCH AND KARAOKE

O'Riley's Irish Pub, 321 S. Palafox St., hosts brunch 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Sundays. Karaoke begins at 8 p.m. Visit orileyspub.com for details.

SUNDAY BRUNCH AT ATLAS OYSTER HOUSE Sunday Brunch is 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Sundays at Atlas Oyster House, 600 S. Barracks St. View menus at atlasoysterhouse.com.

SIN NIGHT AT O'RILEY'S SIN Night is midnight to close Sundays at O'Riley's Irish Pub, 321 S. Palafox St. Visit orileyspub.com for details.

KARAOKE AND SIN NIGHTS AT SIR RICHARD'S Karaoke is 9 p.m.-1 a.m. SIN Night is 1 a.m. to close Mondays and Thursdays at Sir Richard's Public House, 2719 E. Cervantes St. Visit sirrichardslounge.com for details.

KARAOKE AT O'RILEY'S UPTOWN Karaoke is 8 p.m.-midnight Tuesdays at O'Riley's Uptown, 3728 Creighton Road. Visit orileystavern.com for details.

KARAOKE AT THE HANDLEBAR Karaoke starts at 9 p.m. Wednesdays at The Handlebar, 319 N. Tarragona St. Visit thehandlebar850.com for details.

KARAOKE AT WISTERIA Karaoke starts at 7 p.m. Wednesdays at Wisteria Tavern, 3808 N. 12th Ave. Details are at wisteriatavern.com.

WHISKEY WEDNESDAY KARAOKE Karaoke starts at 9 p.m. Wednesdays at Mugs & Jugs, 12080 Scenic Highway. Visit mugsjugsbar.com for details.

KARAOKE AT O'RILEY'S DOWNTOWN

Karaoke is 8 p.m.-midnight Sundays at O'Riley's Irish Pub, 321 S. Palafox St. Details are at orileyspub.com.

KARAOKE AT MUGS & JUGS Karaoke is 9 p.m.-1 a.m. Sundays at Mugs & Jugs, 12080 Scenic Highway. Visit mugsjugsbar.com for details.

LIVE MUSIC

MUSIC AT FIVE SISTERS BLUES CAFE

•Michael J. McCartan 6-8 p.m. Thursday, May 29

•Charlie & The Hammerheads 6-10 p.m. Friday, May 30

•Glen Parker 6-10 p.m. Saturday, May 31

•John Wheeler 6-8 p.m. Tuesday, June 3

•John Wheeler 6-8 p.m. Thursday, June 5

•Skyler Saufley 6-8 pm. Friday, June 6

•Glen Parker 6-10 p.m. Saturday, June 7

•Curt Bol 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Sunday, June 8

BANDS ON THE BEACH Weekly concert series is 7-9 p.m. Tuesdays at Gulfside Pavilion on Pensacola Beach. The New Cahoots is June 3, and Schofield is June 10. Details are at visitpensacolabeach.com.

CHRISTOPHER'S CONCERTS Concerts are 6-8 p.m. Thursdays at 3200 N. 12th Ave. Attendees may bring their own food and beverages, though a concession stand is available, offering hot dogs, chips, sodas, water and ice cream treats. Details are at scpen.org/christophersconcerts. The Blenders is May 29.

UMPHREY'S MCGEE Show is 6:30 p.m. Thursday, May 29 at Vinyl Music Hall, 2 S. Palafox St. Details and tickets are available at vinylmusichall.com.

UMPHREY'S MCGEE AFTERPARTY FEATURING RUNAWAY GIN (PHISH TRIBUTE) Show starts 9 p.m. Thursday, May 29 at The

Handlebar, 319 N. Tarragona St. More info is available at thehandlebar850.com

WIM TAPLEY & THE CANNONS, KATIE DINEEN, STARLIN AND ANDREW VINSON Show starts 7 p.m. Friday, May 30 at The Handlebar, 319 N. Tarragona St. More info is available at thehandlebar850.com.

THE PURPLE MADNESS: AMERICA'S NO. 1 PRINCE TRIBUTE Show is 7 p.m. Saturday, May 31 at Vinyl Music Hall, 2 S. Palafox St. Details and tickets are available at vinylmusichall.com.

WORK IT! '90S/2000S R&B AND HIP-HOP THROWBACK PARTY Party starts 8 p.m. Saturday, May 31 at The Handlebar, 319 N. Tarragona St. More info is available at thehandlebar850.com.

POWER BOMB, NOISE NEXT DOOR, MARIGOLD'S APPRENTICE AND MOURNING GLORIES Show starts 7 p.m. Sunday, June 1 at The Handlebar, 319 N. Tarragona St. More info is available at thehandlebar850.com.

WUWF PRESENTS RADIOLIVE The next RadioLive is 6 p.m. Thursday, June 5 with Taylor Grace, Cyrus Nabipoor and Lucy Isabel at Museum of Commerce, 201 Zaragoza St. Tickets are $10 and can be purchased at radiolive.com.

STARLITO & DON TRIP Show is 10 p.m. Friday, June 6 at Vinyl Music Hall, 2 S. Palafox St. Tickets are available at vinymusichall.com.

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[GLSNR], BABY IN THE 90S, PEACE PURSUERS, AUMUA, AND OTHER Show starts 7 p.m. Friday, June 6 at The Handlebar, 319 N. Tarragona St. More info is available at thehandlebar850.com.

KITTY'S RAVE Show is 9 p.m. Saturday, June 7 at Vinyl Music Hall, 2 S. Palafox St. Tickets and details are at vinylmusichall.com.

BROADWAY RAVE Show starts 8 p.m. Saturday, June 7 at The Handlebar, 319 N. Tarragona St. More info is available at thehandlebar850.com.

IN HER OWN WORDS, EMBL3M, GLIMMERS, AND SAFETY TRAINING Show starts 6 p.m. Sunday, June 8 at The Handlebar, 319 N. Tarragona St. More info is available at thehandlebar850.com.

PENSACOLA PICK NIGHT AT ODD COLONY

Music pickers of all levels are invited to play 7-9 p.m. every last Monday of the month at Odd Colony, 260 N. Palafox St. Bring your acoustic instrument and jam. Visit facebook.com/oddcolony for details.

TUESDAY NIGHT JAZZ AT SEVILLE

QUARTER Enjoy smooth jazz with Melodious Allen and The Funk Heads on Tuesday nights at Lili Marlene's in Seville Quarter, 130 E. Government St. Show starts at 6:30 p.m. Visit sevillequarter.com for more information.

OPEN MIC NIGHT AT GARY'S BREWERY

Open mic night is hosted by Renee Amelia 6 p.m. every other Wednesday at Gary's Brewery, 208 Newman Ave. Visit facebook.com/garysbrew for details.

LIVE MUSIC AT CALVERT'S Listen to live music 5-8 p.m. Sundays at Calvert's in the Heights, 670 Scenic Highway. Visit facebook.com/calvertsintheheights for details.

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OCEAN HOUR CLEAN UPS Ocean Hour clean ups are 8:45 a.m. Saturdays. On Saturday, May 31, the sites are Dog Park West and Park West. Ocean Hour provides bags, gloves, grabbers and buckets. For more information, visit oceanhourfl.com.

BLUE WAHOOS HOME GAMES The Blue Wahoos home games are held at Blue Wahoos Stadium, 315 W. Cedar St. Upcoming dates include: 6:05 p.m. Tuesday, June 3, 6:05 p.m. Wednesday, June 4, 6:05 p.m. Thursday, June 5, 6:05 p.m., Friday, June 6, 6:05 p.m. Saturday, June 7 and 4:05 p.m. Sunday, June 8. Tickets and info are at bluewahoos.com.

BEACH ECOLOGY WALK Join Healthy Gulf for a beach hike and an education on coastal ecology 8 a.m. Sunday, June 1. The exact meeting location at Pensacola Beach will be provided upon registration. The walk is free, but space is limited in order to ensure a quality experience. To reserve a spot or for more information please email christian@healthygulf. org or call (850) 687-9968.

YOGA UNCORKED AT 5ELEVEN Yoga classes are 5:30 p.m. Tuesdays at 5eleven, 511 S. Palafox St., with Disko Lemonade running the class. Register at diskolemonade.com.

YOGA WITH MARNI AT HA-YA Visit Ha-Ya Wellness for integrative yoga with Marni 10 a.m. the first and third Saturday of the month at 4301 Spanish Trail Road. Visit facebook.com/asherandbeeapothecary for more information.

SIP AND STRETCH YOGA Yoga class for all levels is Sundays at Gary's Brewery and Biergarten, 208 Newman Ave. Class starts at 11:45 a.m. Cost is $18 for a one-hour class followed by a complimentary beverage. Visit facebook.com/ garysbrew for details.

HOOK, LINE & SINKER MONTHLY FISH -

ING SEMINAR SERIES Hot Spots Charters hosts a monthly free fishing seminar the first Monday every month at Flounder's Chowder House, 800 Quietwater Beach Road on Pensacola Beach. A free fish dinner is 6:30 p.m. with the seminar at 7 p.m. and typically lasts about an hour. Visit facebook.com/hlsseminar for details.

TIKI TUESDAY SUNSET YOGA Take in a slow flow yoga class led by Donna Dickey 6:30 p.m. Tuesdays at Sneaky Tiki Bar, 17 Via De Luna Drive. Cost is $15 to drop in and includes a drink. For details, visit iamabode.com.

LIVE JAZZ AND SWING DANCING From 6:30-11 p.m. the first Friday of each month, enjoy a live band for dancing Lindy, Foxtrot, East Coast and West Coast Swing. This is a fun, friendly atmosphere with lessons for all levels and no partner required. Location is The Way You Move Dance Studio, 918 Winton Ave. The cost is $15. More information is at thewayyoumove.us.

WEST COAST SWING DANCE Join the fun

6:30-10 p.m. Wednesdays for $5 and 6:30-11 p.m. the fourth Saturday of each month for $10. All levels welcomed; no partner required. The Way You Move dance studio is at 918 Winton Ave. More information is at thewayyoumove.us.

BALLROOM, LATIN, SWING DANCE

From 6:30-11 p.m. the second Saturday of each month, enjoy a mix of music for all dancers. All levels welcomed; no partner required. The Way You Move dance studio is at 918 Winton Ave. The cost is $10. More information is at thewayyoumove.us.

PENSACOLA PARKRUN The Pensacola Rec Plex North Parkrun is 7:30 a.m. Saturdays. The weekly timed 5K run or walk takes place at the University of West Florida and is free and open to everyone, regardless of fitness level. For more information, visit facebook.com/rpnparkrun or email recplexnorth@parkrun.com.

NATIONAL NAVAL AVIATION Visit Your Museum

• More than 150 beautifully resorted aircraft

• Hangar Bay One with an expanded Apollo Space exhibit, Marine One helicopter and F/A-18 Hornet

• Giant 4K Screen Digital Theater, cafe’, simulators, museum store and more!

KNOW BEFORE YOU GO:

• Access to the museum is though the West Gate on Blue Angel Pkwy.

• A REAL ID or valid passport is required for base access

• A clear bag policy is in effect.

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See free Blue Angels practices most Tuesday and Wednesdays. Scan the QR code for all the details and premium seating options.

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WEEK OF MAY 29

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19): The strongest, most enduring parts of China's Great Wall were the 5,500 miles built during the Ming Dynasty, 1368-1644. One secret to their success was sticky rice, an essential ingredient in the mortar. The resulting structures have been remarkably water resistant. They hold their shape well, resist weed growth and get stronger as time passes. I hope you will find metaphorical equivalents to sticky rice as you work on your foundations in the coming months, Aries. Proceed as if you are constructing basic supports that will last you for years.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20): The world's most expensive spice is saffron. To gather one gram of it, workers must harvest 150 flowers by hand. Doesn't that process resemble what you have been doing? I am awed by the stamina and delicacy you have been summoning to generate your small but potent treasure. What you're producing may not be loud and showy, but its value will be concentrated and robust. Trust that those who appreciate quality will recognize the painstaking effort behind your creation. Like saffron's distinctive essence that transforms ordinary dishes into extraordinary ones, your patient dedication is creating what can't be rushed or replicated.

Trust that those who appreciate quality will recognize the painstaking effort behind your creation.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20): Gemini author Jean-Paul Sartre was offered the Nobel Prize for Literature in 1964. But he rejected it. Why? He said that if he accepted it, he would be turned into an institution and authority figure, which would hinder his ability to critique politics and society. He was deeply committed to the belief that a writer has an obligation to be independent and accountable only to their conscience and audience, not to external accolades or validations. I think you are in a Sartre-like phase right now, dear Gemini. You have a sacred duty to be faithful to your highest calling, your deepest

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values and your authentic identity. Every other consideration should be secondary.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22): You are now highly attuned to subtle energies, subliminal signals and hidden agendas. No one in your sphere is even half as sensitive as you are to the intriguing mysteries that are unfolding beneath the visible surface. This may be a bit unsettling, but it's a key asset. Your ability to sense what others are missing gives you a unique advantage. So trust your intuitive navigation system, Cancerian, even if the way forward isn't obvious. Your ability to sense underlying currents will enable you to avoid obstacles and discern opportunities that even your allies might overlook.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22): Underground fungal networks are essential for the health of ecosystems. They connect plant roots and facilitate transfers of nutrients, water and communication signals between various species. They enhance the fertility of the soil, helping plants thrive. In accordance with astrological indicators, I invite you to celebrate your equivalent of the underground fungal network. What is the web of relationships that enables you to thrive? Not just the obvious bonds, but the subtle ones, too: the barista who has memorized your order, neighbor who waters your plants when you're away, online ally who responds to your posts. Now is an excellent time to map and nurture these vital interconnections.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22): Virgo author Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie warns about "the danger of a single story." She tells us that authentic identity requires us to reject oversimplified narratives. As a Nigerian woman living in the U.S., she found that both Western and African audiences sought to reduce her to convenient categories. She has not only resisted that pressure, but also outwitted and outflanked it. Her diversity is intriguing. She mixes an appreciation for pop culture with serious cultural criticism. She addresses both academic and mainstream audiences. I offer her up as your role model, Virgo. In the coming weeks, may she inspire you to energetically express all your uncategorizable selves.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22): Where have you not yet traveled but would like to? What frontiers would your imagination love for you to visit, but

you have refrained? Now is the time to consider dropping inhibitions, outmoded habits and irrelevant rules that have prevented you from wandering farther and wider. You have full permission from life, karma and your future self to take smart risks that will lead you out of your comfort zone. What exotic sanctuary do you wish you had the courage to explore? What adventurous pilgrimage might activate aspects of your potential that are still half-dormant?

Your ability to sense what others are missing gives you a unique advantage.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21): Astrologers say that Scorpio is ruled by three creatures that correspond to three ascending levels of spiritual maturity. The regular Scorpio person is ruled by the scorpion. Scorpios who are well underway with their spiritual work are ruled by the eagle. The Scorpio who has consistently succeeded at the hard and rewarding work of metaphorical death and resurrection is ruled by the phoenix—the mythical bird that is reborn from the ashes of its own immolation. With this as our context, I am letting you know that no matter how evolved you are, the coming weeks will bring you rich opportunities to come more into your own as a brilliant phoenix.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21): Seas off the coast of Singapore are heavily polluted. Some of the coral reefs there are showing resilience, though. They have developed symbiotic relationships with certain algae and bacteria that were formerly hostile. Their robustness lies in their adaptability and their power to forge unlikely alliances. That's a good teaching for you right now. The strength you need isn't about maintaining fixed positions or rigid boundaries, but about being flexible. So I hope you will be alert and ready to connect with unfamiliar resources and unexpected help. A willingness to adjust and compromise will be a superpower.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19): Sometimes, disruptions are helpful prods that nudge

us to pay closer attention. An apparent malfunction might be trying to tell us some truth that our existing frameworks can't accommodate. I suspect this phenomenon might be occurring in your world. An area of your life that seems to be misfiring may in fact be highlighting a blind spot in your comprehension. Rather than fretting and purging the glitches, I will ask you to first consider what helpful information is being exposed. Suspend your judgment long enough to learn from apparent errors.

AQUARIUS

(JAN. 20-FEB. 18): This isn't the first time I've said your ideas are ahead of their time. Now I'm telling you again, and adding that your intuitions, feelings and approaches are ahead of their time, too. As usual, your precociousness carries both potential benefits and problems. If people are flexible and smart enough to be open to your innovations, you will be rewarded. If others are rigid and oblivious, you may have to struggle to get the right things done. Here's my advice: Focus on the joy of carrying out your innovations rather than getting caught up in fighting resistance.

PISCES

(FEB. 19-MARCH 20): Sunlight can't penetrate deeper than 3,280 feet into the ocean's depths. Even at 650 feet down, a murky twilight zone prevails. But nearly 75% of deep-sea creatures can create their own light, thanks to a biochemical phenomenon called bioluminescence. Jellyfish, starfish and crustaceans are a few animals that glow. I propose we make them your symbols of power in the coming weeks, Pisces. I hope they incite you to be your own source of illumination as you summon all the resilience you need. If shadowy challenges arise, resolve to emit your steady brilliance. Inspire yourself and others with your subtle yet potent clarity.

HERE'S THE HOMEWORK: What do you understand well and should share with others who would benefit from it? {in}

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news of the weird

IT'S COME TO THIS Sure, the Indianapolis 500 is loud and dangerous, but after 100-plus years of racing, you might not be faulted for stifling a big yawn before the cars cross the finish line. But fear not! On May 23, six Wienermobiles will compete in the first-ever Wienie 500, KTLA-TV reported. Each Wienermobile will represent a regional hot dog, to wit: The Chi Dog (Midwest), the New York Dog (East Coast), the Slaw Dog (Southeast), the Sonoran Dog (Southwest), the Chili Dog (South) and the Seattle Dog (Northwest). A finish-line celebration in the "Wiener's Circle" will include a condiment spray for the champion. If you miss the Wiener 500, tune in during the Indy 500 pre-race show on May 25 for highlights.

OOPS! More than 12,000 chicks that had been shipped out from Freedom Ranger Hatchery in Pennsylvania to clients across the country were discovered in early May abandoned in a USPS truck, the Associated Press reported. The turkey, geese, chicken and quail chicks were found at a Camden, Delaware, distribution center. They had been in the truck for three days without food or water, and some had perished. The surviving chicks were delivered to First State Animal Center and SPCA, where a few hundred were adopted out. Executive director John Parana said the agency is struggling financially to take care of the birds.

AWESOME! As of May 18, Landerneau, France, holds the distinction of being home to the largest gathering of people dressed as Smurfs, United Press International reported. Perhaps because of excitement about an upcoming Smurfs movie, the town gathered 3,076 costumed people together, breaking a record set in Germany in 2019. "Schtroumpfs," as they are known in France, were created by Belgian cartoonist Pierre Culliford.

THAT RULE DOESN'T APPLY TO ME A couple in Great Abington, Cambridgeshire, England, are distraught after being caught in a scheme to build their dream home, the Daily Mail reported. Jeremy and Elaine Zielinski were approved to build a two-story commercial building on 17 acres for a horse semen collection center and laboratory, but instead they constructed a three-bedroom home. When the local council found out, the planning inspector issued an order to demolish the home within 12 months. The Zielinskis told the council that the COVID-19 pandemic had ruined their business, so they switched gears to turn the property into their home. "It doesn't make sense to tear it down," Elaine said. "I don't want to go and live in a caravan." She said she and her husband didn't know that converting the property would be illegal. But the inspector dismissed their appeals, saying it had been built as a house from the start. The Zielinskis are seeking legal advice.

HELLO? 1973 CALLING Ashlee Roberts, 37, of Ypsilanti, Michigan, has been stewing over a flood of prank calls she's received, the Detroit Free Press reported on May 21. Turns out Roberts' number was posted on a wall at Cedar Point

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amusement park in Ohio, and people waiting in line for the Cedar Creek Mine ride are dialing her up. Roberts said at first it was funny, but now it's "getting a little old." After the Free Press contacted Cedar Point, a spokesman said they would try to address the issue.

SMOOTH REACTION Andrew Smith was fishing on Pensacola Beach in Florida on May 15 when a frantic girl ran up to him and asked if he could swim, WSVN-TV reported. Her friend was being sucked out by a rip current, but Smith doesn't swim. He does, however, use a drone to set bait for sharks. Thinking fast, Smith attached a flotation device to the drone and sent it out over the water. "I flew it out and it was a terrible miss," he said. "I released it too early." A bystander gave him another flotation device, and this time he took his time and waited until the girl had grabbed it before releasing it. EMS and lifeguards told Smith if the girl hadn't had the floater, she wouldn't have made it. She was checked out and sent home, and her father called Smith a "guardian angel." "It was pretty crazy," Smith said.

•Also in Florida (because, where else?), a tiki boat captain came to the rescue of a drunken patron of TT's Tiki Bar in Punta Gorda after the man jumped over a railing into the water, hitting the rocks below and bloodying himself dramatically. WMUR-TV reported that on May 17, as Cole Kelly steered a karaoke cruise, he saw a man struggling in the water. "It was apparent that he was bleeding really badly," Kelly said. "He had a terrible wound on his hand. He wasn't very coherent." Police said the man had jumped over the railing to impress his friends and landed on rocks along the shoreline. "This is now the craziest thing that's happened on the boat," Kelly said.

BRIGHT IDEA Guards at a prison in Costa Rica caught a mule ... er, a cat that was ferrying more than 230 grams of marijuana and 67 grams of crack cocaine in early May, the CBS News reported. A guard spotted the tiny black-and-white feline after it jumped over a periphery fence; after it was caught, packages were cut away from its fur. The courier was turned over to the National Animal Health Service for evaluation.

FIELD REPORT On May 15, swimmer and environmental advocate Lewis Pugh set out on a special mission: To commemorate the 50th anniversary of the movie "Jaws," Pugh is hoping to urge people not to view sharks as monsters but as part of a healthy ocean ecosystem. The Martha's Vineyard Times reported that Pugh is planning to swim all the way around the island, where "Jaws" was filmed—about 60 miles—in 11 or 12 days. "I'm frightened of sharks," Pugh said, "but I'm more terrified of a world without them. We need a new narrative about these magnificent animals." {in}