Inweekly May 22 2025 Issue

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A ThankHeartfelt You

Dr. Martha D. Saunders

We extend our deepest gratitude for your transformative leadership as the sixth president of the University of West Florida. Your vision, resilience, and unwavering commitment to excellence have elevated UWF to new heights, leaving an indelible mark on the institution and the lives of countless individuals. As you step down from your presidency, we celebrate your extraordinary contributions and wish you all the best in your next chapter.

Transformative Achievements of Dr. Martha D. Saunders

ETHICAL LEADERSHIP

Recognized with the 2025 Ethics in Business Award alongside Kevin Green, reflecting integrity and commitment to principled leadership.

INNOVATIVE ACADEMIC PROGRAMS

Spearheaded cutting-edge initiatives, including the Center for Cybersecurity, the intelligent systems and robotics Ph.D. program (Florida’s first), and the Sea3D additive manufacturing lab, addressing workforce needs in high-demand fields.

CAPITAL CAMPAIGN TRIUMPHS

Launched the “Here for Good” Capital Campaign to raise $90 million for UWF’s growth and closed the 50th Anniversary Capital Campaign with $64.7 million, bolstering scholarships and programs.

CAMPUS DEVELOPMENT

Oversaw transformative projects like the Sandy Sansing Sports Medicine Center, University Park Center, and plans for an on-campus athletic stadium and new residence halls, enhancing the student experience.

RECORD ENROLLMENT GROWTH

Led UWF to historic enrollment milestones, with over 14,700 students in Fall 2024, reflecting an 11% overall increase, including a 3% rise in undergraduate and 13% in graduate enrollment, welcoming the most academically talented students in UWF’s history.

NATIONAL RECOGNITION

Elevated UWF to a Top 10 public regional university in the South by U.S. News & World Report for multiple years and secured the Higher Education Excellence in Diversity (HEED) Award for seven years, fostering a culture of inclusion.

GREAT COLLEGE TO WORK FOR

Guided UWF to be named a “Great College to Work For” by ModernThink for 12 consecutive years, earning Honor Roll status for four years, reflecting dedication to a supportive workplace.

STUDENT SUCCESS AND RESILIENCE

Navigated UWF through challenges like Hurricane Sally, the COVID-19 pandemic, and budget cuts, ensuring record enrollment and student achievements, with 79% of bachelor’s graduates employed or continuing education within a year.

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DR. MARTHA SAUNDERS We hated to break the news May 12 that Dr. Saunders had resigned. She transformed the University of West Florida (UWF) into a top-performing institution since becoming president in 2017. Operating by her principle of leaving things "better than she found them," Saunders has guided UWF through remarkable growth and innovation, including more than 20 new academic programs. Defying national trends, UWF achieved record enrollment growth of 14% over five years, reaching 14,700 students by fall 2024. Under Saunders' leadership, UWF consistently ranks among the South's top 15 public regional institutions.

BLACK BEARS Just when the bears thought it was safe to raid garbage cans again, state wildlife officials are reviewing how to allow Florida's first black bear hunt since 2015. According to Hunting and Game Management Director Morgan Richardson, "Managing population growth is important to balance species numbers with suitable habitat and maintain a healthy population. In other words, "Grab your rifles, folks." Unlike the 2015 bear blitz when 304 unfortunate bruins were killed in just two days, the new proposal would distribute permits through a random draw system. Permit numbers would be based on complex calculations, giving Florida's bears a fighting chance, but not much of one.

PATRICK HILL The Pensacola native has been named the Naval Education and Training Command's 2024 Sailor of the Year. Master-at-Arms First Class Hill, stationed at Naval Technical Training Center in Lackland, Texas, emerged from more than 12,000 eligible first class petty officers across the command. As the leading petty officer of the training support department, Hill has led 24 instructors in training 184 students while coordinating indoctrination for nearly 1,000 new sailors. He also oversaw thousands of room inspections and addressed maintenance issues that improved living conditions for more than 700 service members. Upon receiving the honor, he credited his success to mentors throughout his nine-year naval career, including leaders, junior sailors and his pastor.

SARA MCPHERSON The Career and Technical Education (CTE) instructor at Navarre High School has been named the 2025 Santa Rosa Rookie of the Year by the Santa Rosa Education Foundation. McPherson was selected from a field of 36 educators with three or fewer years of teaching experience who were recognized at the event. As this year's recipient, she received a $1,000 award presented by the Gulf Breeze Area Chamber of Commerce Foundation. Navarre High School Principal Kasie Windfelder praised McPherson's contributions, "Sara brings a wealth of experience to her role, having retired after 20 years of honorable service in the United States Air Force. This background not only enriches her teaching but also serves as an inspiration to her students, who benefit from her leadership and commitment to excellence."

TRIAL ATTORNEYS Gov. Ron DeSantis announced he would veto legislation that expanded medical malpractice lawsuit rights, citing it would "lead to a flood of lawsuits." The bill (HB 6017) sought to repeal a controversial 1990 law that currently prevents adults 25 and older from seeking non-economic damages in medical malpractice cases involving parents' deaths, and vice versa. The bill passed with strong bipartisan support—104-6 in the House and 33-4 in the Senate—following emotional testimony from families alleging medical malpractice caused loved ones' deaths. DeSantis suggested lawmakers revisit the issue with monetary damage caps, saying this approach "would disincentivize a lot of jackpot justice." Damage caps have long been contentious, with healthcare groups supporting such limits and plaintiffs' attorneys opposing them. The Florida Legislature has the votes to override the veto, but will they?

STATE BUDGET TALKS

Budget negotiations in the Florida Legislature will not resume until after Memorial Day weekend, according to announcements from legislative leaders May 15. Senate President Ben Albritton informed senators that while discussions with House counterparts on budget allocations have been "productive," they are "not in a position to begin budget conference next week." House Speaker Daniel Perez similarly advised House members they wouldn't need to return to Tallahassee before the holiday. The regular legislative session has been extended through June 6, with a resolution allowing extension to June 30 if needed.

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outtakes

By Rick Outzen

SPRING SECRETS

Over the past 25 years, May has been a strong month for our investigative reporting. I'm not sure why. Maybe it has to do with people being more mischievous after the Lenten season, or they could be more willing to share secrets.

In May 2015, a series of reports published in this newspaper and on my blog exposed what would eventually become Florida's largest charter school fraud cases. The Newpoint Education Partners (NEP) scandal began with an email about allegations of grade tampering and quickly expanded to reveal widespread financial misconduct, mismanagement and a profound failure of oversight in the Escambia County School District.

The scandal burst into public view when I published reports detailing how Newpoint Education Partners, which operated three charter schools in Escambia County, was facing termination of its contracts. What made the story particularly explosive was not just the allegations themselves, but the revelation that Superintendent Malcolm Thomas may have known about these issues for nearly a year before taking action.

School Board member Jeff Bergosh became a key figure in the story after receiving documentation from a whistleblower in late March 2015. Gov. Rick Scott had presented two NEP schools with checks, totaling $27,253, as part of Florida's School Recognition Program for their reported high performance during the 2013-14 school year. The whistleblower suspected grade tampering and said she had given her records to Thomas in 2014.

When Bergosh approached Thomas with the information, he claimed the superintendent became "livid" and insisted the school board member was "dead wrong" about the school. To his credit, Bergosh did not let Thomas dissuade him. He took the evidence to State Attorney Bill Eddins, who launched an investigation.

My reporting and Eddins' involvement led to a striking reversal by Thomas, who, in the span of just weeks, went from defending Newpoint to recommending the termination of all three charter contracts.

By mid-May, district staff presented a damning case against Newpoint to the school board. More than half of the students had no records in their cumulative folders. Students left the school without parental permission 98 times over a 37-

day period. Students received full credit for courses despite completing only a fraction of the required work, and three students were awarded diplomas in 2014 without meeting graduation requirements.

The Escambia County School Board voted four to one to terminate the charter contracts for Newpoint Pensacola High and Newpoint Academy, with Bergosh dissenting because he wanted the state attorney's office to complete its investigation. The board unanimously agreed to postpone its vote on Five Flags Academy, pending further discussion.

Throughout the emotional three-hour meeting, parents and students pleaded with the board to give the schools another chance. One parent, fighting back tears, said simply: "There's nowhere else for them to go."

Despite these pleas, the evidence proved too compelling for most board members, who had lost confidence in NEP's ability to address the contract violations. Newpoint immediately announced they would appeal the terminations. They didn't and abruptly closed all the schools, affecting about 350 students.

My reporting raised important questions not just about Newpoint's failures, but about the district's oversight responsibilities. I wrote, "How could a charter school go without the proper attendance, grading and records for three and a half years before the district became concerned? And why?"

These questions would become central to the ongoing investigation by the Assistant State Attorney Russ Edgar, which ultimately involved 15 charter schools in seven Florida counties.

In 2016, an Escambia County grand jury indicted Newpoint Education Partners and three other companies for grand theft, money laundering and aggravated white-collar crime. In 2018, Marcus May, the founder of NEP, was found guilty of fraud and racketeering. Evidence showed he used kickbacks and fraudulent billing to siphon millions of dollars from public education funds into his personal accounts. He was sentenced to 20 years in prison and fined $5 million for his role in the scheme.

The Newpoint scandal exposed serious flaws in charter school oversight but few reforms in how Florida monitors charter schools. My investigation began with an email and a phone call. I still get emails at rick@inweekly, and some, not all, lead to worthwhile stories. {in} rick@inweekly.net

THE IDES OF MAY

By Rick Outzen

The Escambia County Commission had several "hot" issues on its May 15 agenda, some of which had begged for resolution for months. However, unlike Julius Caesar's fatal Ides of March, the commissioners survived to legislate another day.

FIRE SERVICES

The big winner was fire protection. The board approved a three-year collective bargaining agreement with the International Association of Firefighters (IAFF) Local 4131, providing a revised wage structure that offers significant pay increases across all ranks, from entry-level firefighters to battalion chiefs.

The commissioners scheduled a public hearing July 10 to discuss amendments to the Municipal Service Benefit Unit (MSBU) for fire protection services. The hearings will address fire assessment fees for unincorporated areas and Pensacola Beach that haven't been adjusted for 10 years.

At the commission's meeting May 1, Chair Mike Kohler recognized how inadequately the MSBU has funded fire services. "We cannot continue to run millions of dollars deficit in the fire assessment across Escambia County."

One proposal had Pensacola Beach leaseholders paying twice as much as the mainland. On May 15, the consensus was to work on an equitable assessment countywide.

"I really think that the Islanders—the residents and commercial leaseholders—are willing

to work with the county once again," said Mike Burns, the Santa Rosa Island Authority director. "Everybody wants to be fair. And if everybody's treated fairly, I think the board's going to be glad to work with you guys and we'll come up with a solution that works for all of us."

The Escambia County Commission unanimously approved a motion to construct new fire stations. County Administrator Wes Moreno confirmed that the procurement process had already begun that morning. The commission approved a plan for six fire stations, plus a fire training school.

Kohler commended Commissioner Ashlee Hofberger for bringing the $34-million plan to the board. "Commissioner Hofberger, pat yourself on the back. That was great leadership, and if the citizens of Escambia County believe that we don't care about fire services, they haven't paid attention. This has been a great day for fire."

TRUST IMPASSE

The most contentious moment came when Kohler suggested putting the Escambia Children's Trust back on the 2026 ballot, questioning whether voters still support the tax-funded entity.

The proposal emerged during a heated hourlong debate over the Trust's request for an exemption from paying into Community Redevelopment Areas (CRAs), revealing deep divisions about how the special taxing district's funds should be used.

"Is there a way for us to put this back on the ballot in 2026 as a referendum to see if the people actually want it?" Kohler asked County

Attorney Alison Rogers during the discussion.

Rogers explained that the Children's Trust, which voters approved for a 10-year period, could be revisited through three possible mechanisms: allowing it to reach its natural end after a decade, having the state legislature pass a special act to dissolve it or passing a county ordinance to dissolve it contingent upon voter approval in a referendum.

Dr. Rex Northup, the Escambia Children's Trust chair, tried to frame its request not as an exemption but as an interlocal agreement to ensure funds were used for improving children's well-being.

"Children have no vote; they have very little voice. They contribute to no political action committee," Dr. Northup said.

The central conflict revolved around whether Children's Trust tax dollars should fund CRA infrastructure projects like security cameras and streetlights or be directed exclusively to programming specifically for children.

Kohler highlighted several concerns, including the absence of the topic on the Trust's recent agenda.

"I voted for the Children's Trust. I never in my life thought I'd be fighting for low-income kids for dimes. It's unbelievable to me," Kohler said. "But obviously, I appreciate some of the things you're doing, but we have a responsibility for all the citizens of this county."

Lindsey Cannon, the Trust's executive director, explained that while the Trust had repaid CRA funds the previous year, "The entirety of that money went to infrastructure, which is not what the citizens voted on when they voted."

She proposed using the 2024 funds for direct children's programming through an interlocal agreement rather than infrastructure, suggesting a summer youth employment program as one possibility. Cannon said her board had voted not to repay the CRA taxes for 2021 and 2022.

Kohler was frustrated that she did not have her board reconsider the vote.

At its board meeting May 13, Trust board members discussed the county's options, but neither the Trust's executive director nor attorney suggested reconsidering their previous vote against paying back taxes—despite this being a key concern for at least three of the five county commissioners.

Cannon proposed using the 2024 funds for direct children's programming through an in-

terlocal agreement rather than infrastructure, suggesting a summer youth employment program as one possibility.

Kohler countered that the state statute entitles the county to use the funds for CRAs, citing other counties' similar practices. He emphasized the need for public safety measures in lowincome communities. "I believe in public safety. I think it's pivotal."

Commissioner May, who also serves on the Children's Trust board, attempted to bridge the divide by proposing all funds go directly to youth programs rather than infrastructure.

"What's unique about this is that every dime goes to children, and that's what I'm going to support," May said.

After extensive debate, the Commissioners voted unanimously to continue the matter at their July 10 meeting, hoping the Children's Trust would return with an interlocal agreement covering three years of funding for youth programs.

LATE ADD-ON

The Escambia County Commission scheduled a presentation from Pensacola Mayor D.C. Reeves regarding the demolition and redevelopment of the former Baptist Hospital site. The city and county have been discussing the county contributing $2 million toward the project.

"My father was one of the Black ministers who donated $25 a week for the construction of Baptist Hospital because African Americans could only go to University Hospital, which was owned by the county," Commissioner May said. "This is something that's very sensitive in my community."

He added, "I did not commit to demolition. That's not my commitment. My commitment was to housing, health and food in a district, however that looks."

Mayor Reeves lamented that the county's contribution has been debated in the media, and the demolition costs have dominated the conversation. "My hope is just for us to have the ability to share the information with you that we have—what our commitment to the community is, what our commitment to the county is in terms of making sure that folks that live in the surrounding area have the opportunity to see this generational housing product."

The commissioners agreed to hear the city's presentation at their Committee of the Whole meeting June 5, with formal action potentially occurring that evening.

MOVING FORWARD

Fire services emerged victoriously with a $34 million battle plan, pay increases and a consensus on a more equitable MSBU. However, more hearings loom on the horizon. On June 5, Mayor Reeves will explain the demolition contract and present his vision for the Baptist Hospital redevelopment. The Escambia Children's Trust narrowly escaped a premature referendum fate but faces a July 10 deadline.

As Caesar might have noted before his untimely demise, "the die is cast" for upcoming decisions. {in}

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da's legislative session as budget negotiations stall.

Speaking at a roundtable in Brandon on May 14, DeSantis doubled down on his push for property tax relief, arguing that despite Florida's overall low tax burden, property taxes levied by local governments have become unsustainable for many homeowners.

"People's property taxes were going up because of the values," DeSantis said, noting that migration-driven property value increases have tripled some home values over 15 years. "I think most people know the property taxes are levied locally. We need to do a ballot measure to be able to provide you with constitutional protection to own your own home."

The governor advocates for a two-pronged approach: immediate rebates for property taxpayers and a constitutional amendment for the 2026 ballot. He emphasized Florida's unique position with "142 million visitors a year," arguing the state should shift tax burdens to "tourists and snowbirds" rather than residents.

However, Rep. Alex Andrade criticized the governor's approach, claiming DeSantis is rejecting the House's preferred sales tax reduction while offering insufficient details on his property tax plan.

"I've never seen a Republican governor fight so hard against a tax cut before," Andrade said. "It's kind of stunning to me how much DeSantis wants to tell other people what to do, but won't look inward and say, 'We should cut our own state budget to set the example.'"

Andrade compared the governor's stance to a toddler's tantrum: "It's like I have a 2-year-old in my house and if my 2-year-old really wants mac and cheese and I tell her, 'Mac and cheese won't be ready until November 2026.' In the interim, we can have chicken nuggets. If she rejects chicken nuggets, then nobody eats."

The representative argues that both types of tax cuts could be implemented simultaneously, noting that "One affects the state budget, the sales tax, and the other affects local budgets, the property tax."

Meanwhile, Andrade expressed concern that DeSantis' property tax approach would require state subsidies for local governments while avoiding implementation details: "Should it be a homestead exemption that's just dramatically increased? Should it be a change in the way that we assess the value of property?"

The standoff has real consequences for Florida's budget process. While both sides agree philosophically that property taxation is problematic, the path forward remains unclear as lawmakers work to resolve the impasse that keeps Floridians waiting for any tax relief.

MATCH DENIED Escambia County Clerk Pam Childers has refused to approve a $57,500 payment that would serve as Escambia County's match for a regional Triumph Gulf Coast tourism grant given to VISIT FLORIDA, the official tourism marketing corporation for the state of Florida.

In her Jan. 14 letter to County Administrator Wes Moreno and Commission Chairman Mike Kohler, Childers wrote that the invoice "contains an exorbitant contribution to Triumph Gulf Coast of $57,500," which is designated for "a regional match for Triumph Gulf Coast Grant marketing campaign to grow regional awareness and visitation."

Childers questioned the purpose of this expenditure, writing, "Triumph Gulf Coast is a nonprofit organized to oversee the expenditure of 75% of all funds recovered by the Florida attorney general for economic damages that resulted from the 2010 Deepwater Horizon oil spill. They administer the distribution of the funds to be used for recovery, diversification, and enhancement of select counties. The purpose of this organization is not to specifically promote tourism."

However, former Triumph Gulf Coast Chair David Bear says the Clerk did not read Florida Statute 288.8017, which states the priorities of Triumph's awards.

He noted that Subsection 288.8017 (1)(g) states, "Grants to the tourism entity created under s. 288.1226 (Visit Florida) for the purpose of advertising and promoting tourism and Fresh From Florida, and grants to promote workforce and infrastructure, on behalf of all of the disproportionately affected counties."

Childers also cited a "lack of deliverables" and "demonstrated/documented connection with tourism," even though the Triumph grant process is widely considered one of the most vigorous in the state. The Triumph Board unanimously approved the grant in May 2024.

RECYCLING RETURNS

Mayor D.C. Reeves announced last week that Pensacola residents will soon have the choice to opt into the city's revamped recycling program. Starting the week of July 14, the city will implement once-weekly garbage collection alongside recycling pickup for those who choose to participate.

Under the new pricing structure, residents who opt out will see their monthly sanitation bill decrease to $24.99, while those participating in recycling will pay $32.99 monthly.

"When I promised the citizen that we were going to bring back recycling, what I didn't want to do is raise their bill first before I did what I said I was going to do," Reeves said, noting the city had delayed previously approved rate increases while developing the program.

The city plans to distribute business reply mailers to residents in early June, allowing them to indicate their preference. After the city council approves the pricing structure, additional communication methods, including QR codes, will follow. The measure requires two readings, with final approval expected in June.

Reeves emphasized that promotional materials will be distributed only after council approval "to make sure that we don't have things hitting people's mailboxes that get changed by the council if they have any concerns."

The recycling program returns after a hiatus, fulfilling one of the mayor's previous commitments to residents.

NEXT UP: DIAZ

Florida Education Commissioner Manny Díaz Jr. has reportedly emerged as the leading candidate to become the next president of the University of West Florida following Dr. Martha Saunders' resignation.

Díaz, a close ally of Gov. Ron DeSantis, would continue a growing pattern of political appointments to Florida university leadership positions. His predecessor as Education Commissioner, Richard Corcoran, similarly transitioned to become president of New College of Florida. Additionally, DeSantis' Lieutenant Governor Jeanette Nuñez is set to become Florida International University's next president.

If selected, Díaz would bring experience in education policy and administration, having served as a classroom teacher, school administrator, and state legislator before his current role. He holds a master's degree in education leadership from Nova Southeastern University.

However, Díaz would be the first UWF president without a doctoral degree, breaking with the institution's 60-year tradition. During his political career, he has championed school choice initiatives and implemented the governor's education policies, including restrictions on diversity programs.

TWO OR THREE PATHS In a recent communication to UWF faculty, Board of Trustees Chair Rebecca Matthews addressed President Martha Saunders' resignation and outlined the upcoming presidential search process.

"I've had the opportunity to speak with President Saunders and know her decision to resign was made with much thought and reflection," Matthews wrote, expressing appreciation for the President's willingness to ensure a smooth transition.

As UWF moves forward with selecting new leadership, the university community is watching to see whether the Board of Trustees will follow the approach of the University of South Florida or Florida International University. Both began presidential searches in February.

The University of South Florida (USF) has instituted a methodical, inclusive process featuring a diverse 15-member search committee with broad representation from faculty, students and community leaders. Its approach includes multiple phases with campus listening sessions, transparent criteria development and a nationwide candidate search assisted by a professional firm. Under this model, multiple qualified finalists would be presented to the USF Board of Trustees.

Florida International University (FIU) has taken an expedited approach, which resulted in former Lieutenant Governor Jeanette Nuñez emerging as the sole finalist after other candidates withdrew. The faster process favors candidates with political connections over traditional academic credentials. Nuñez will be approved by the FIU Board of Trustees in June.

In her letter, Matthews emphasized that UWF is "in a pivotal moment in Florida higher education," noting that the search will focus on "students, academic excellence, fiscal responsibility, and the free exchange of ideas."

The Board's choice between these contrasting approaches will significantly impact the university's future leadership and direction, but only if the governor's office allows them to do a presidential search.

A veteran Tallahassee observer told Inweekly that he suspects Gov. DeSantis will pressure Matthews and her fellow trustees to hire Diaz and forego a search that would recommend the education commissioner anyway. Stay tuned, the Board of Trustees has a Zoom meeting scheduled Tuesday, May 27.

SCHOOL READINESS

The Escambia Children's Trust (ECT) Board unanimously approved a third year of funding for the Early Learning Coalition of Escambia County, continuing a vital partnership supporting the community's early childhood education.

Executive Director Lindsey Cannon presented the funding request to the board, explaining that the $238,875 commitment serves as a critical dollar-for-dollar match. "This funding allows us to access School Readiness dollars from the state, providing full-day childcare services for working families in Escambia County."

During the meeting, County Commissioner Lumon May raised important concerns about potential challenges facing early childhood education. "With potential cuts to Title One funding and changes to Head Start on the horizon, how will these impact our most vulnerable children?"

Coalition Executive Director Bruce Watson reassured the commissioner that there would be no adverse effect on the match program. "If changes occurred to Head Start, most of the lower-income families would be picked up by our larger school readiness program."

Commissioner May also addressed the issue of childcare worker compensation, emphasizing its importance to quality education. "Fair wages aren't just about workers—they're about ensuring our children receive the best possible care during these crucial developmental years," May asserted.

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Watson acknowledged using ARPA funds over the previous two years for worker compensation programs but noted these special funds have been exhausted. He said, "When you pay a decent wage, you get a decent worker and have even greater outcomes than we have now."

The School Readiness program generates significant economic benefits, Watson said.

"This program puts anywhere from three to $6 million into our community on an annual basis," he said, adding that it creates "about a 15 to one return on investment."

Citing concerns over the area's lack of affordable childcare, Mayor D.C. Reeves has launched the Mayor's Childcare Access Program to expand affordable childcare options. The city will host a Childcare Summit on May 28, bringing together experts, providers and community advocates.

FIREFIGHTERS WIN

The Escambia County Commission voted May 15 to approve a new three-year collective bargaining agreement with the Escambia County Professional Firefighters, representing a $1.7 million annual wage increase and benefits for the county's fire personnel.

The agreement with the International Association of Firefighters (IAFF) Local 4131 establishes a revised wage structure that provides significant pay increases across all ranks, from entry-level firefighters to battalion chiefs.

Under the new contract, firefighters working 24-hour shifts will start at $15.49 per hour, with increases based on years of service up to $20.79 per hour for those with 21-plus years of experience. The pay scale for lieutenants ranges from $21.79 to $28.20 per hour, captains from $25.22 to $32.63 per hour, and battalion chiefs from $30.65 to $38.23 per hour.

The agreement also includes additional compensation for specialized skills, with $100 monthly stipends for members of technical rescue teams, hazardous materials teams and water rescue teams. Firefighters with paramedic certification will receive supplemental pay of $15,000 annually, while EMT certification carries a $1,500 annual supplement.

The contract, which was already ratified by union membership, follows months of negotiation that began in February 2025 after the previous agreement expired in September 2024.

The agreement also includes enhanced cancer coverage that exceeds state requirements, fitness incentives and educational stipends for firefighters who obtain college degrees in relevant fields.

NEW COACH

The Pensacola Ice Flyers have appointed Jeremy Gates as their new head coach, bringing the three-time President's Cup champion back to the organization where he established himself as a standout defenseman.

Gates, who won SPHL championships with Pensacola in 2013, 2014 and 2016, returns to the Ice Flyers with both playing and coaching experience. During his four seasons patrolling the blue line for Pensacola, Gates appeared in 95 regular-season games, recording 60 points and 148 penalty min-

utes. His playoff performance was equally impressive, with 14 points in 25 postseason contests.

"Jeremy knows what it means to be an Ice Flyer," said Greg Harris, the team owner. "He's lived it as a player and understands what it takes to win in this league. His ability to lead, teach and inspire, combined with his firsthand knowledge of our championship culture, makes him the perfect choice to lead this next era of Ice Flyers hockey."

Beyond his SPHL accomplishments, Gates demonstrated his versatility by earning 77 games of experience at the ECHL level, receiving call-ups in each season of his professional career.

The hiring represents a homecoming for Gates, who expressed enthusiasm about returning to the Gulf Coast. Gates said, "It's an incredible feeling to come back to this organization as well as the Pensacola community, as they hold a special place in my heart."

Gates emphasized his commitment to revitalizing the team's winning tradition: "I'm ready for this opportunity to reclaim the Ice Flyers' winning culture, develop and galvanize our players, and be stewards in this great community."

The Ice Flyers plan to host a special event in the coming weeks to introduce Gates to fans, corporate partners and media. Details will be announced soon.

SKATEPARK INPUT Upward Intuition, in partnership with the East Hill Neighborhood Association and the City of Pensacola, will host a community input meeting 6 p.m. Wednesday, May 28 at The Burrow, 1010 N. Ninth Ave.

The group wants to gather public feedback and ideas regarding a proposed skate park and community gathering area at Cordova Square, 1101 N. 12th Ave. The project aims to create an inclusive, active space for people of all ages to connect, recreate and engage in a safe and welcoming environment. Attendees will hear brief presentations from organizers, engage in open discussion, and provide input to help shape the vision and design of the proposed enhancements to Cordova Square.

In the event of inclement weather, the event will be delayed to 6 p.m. Thursday, May 29 at The Burrow. For more information, call (850) 6967243 or contact hello@upwardintuition.org.

CHILL OUT The Pete Moore Automotive Team Senior Chill Out, a critical donation drive for air conditioners, fans and funds to help seniors combat dangerous summer heat, is 6 a.m. to 6 p.m. Friday, June 6 at the five area Lowe's stores in Pensacola, Gulf Breeze and Pace.

Hosted by the Council on Aging of West Florida with media partners and Lowe's, the event addresses a serious health risk for seniors, who are particularly vulnerable to heat-related illnesses.

"An AC donation could be a literal lifesaver," said Emily Echevarria of Council on Aging, which helped over 600 at-risk older adults last year. Donations can be made at the event or online at seniorchillout.org. Beginning June 6, seniors 60 and older interested in receiving assistance should call (850) 432-1475. {in}

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If you follow the solstice cycle, summer starts June 20. But we all know that's way too late, especially around here. That's why the team at Inweekly decided to push things up and let summer 2025 officially commence now so that it can include Memorial Day weekend's annual LGBTQ+ beachside celebration. And because nothing says "new season" like a packed calendar, here's a round-up of this summer's best local happenings, plus some of our favorite ways to play tourist for a day. {in}

Festivals & Annual Events

Memorial Day/Pensacola Beach Pride Weekend

May 22-26

Grand Fiesta Parade

May 30 fiestapensacola.org

Gulf Coast Culture Fest

May 31 gulfcoastculturefest.com

The Watson Family Foundation

Juneteenth: A Family Reunion for the Culture Festival

June 14 watsonfamilyfoundation.com

Fish House Craft Beer Festival

June 14 fishhousepensacola.com

PensaPride

June 28 facebook.com/pensapride

Pensacola Beach Air Show

July 9-12

visitpensacolabeach.com/whats-happeningblue-angels

Stamped Film Festival

Aug. 14-17 stampedfilmfest.com

Pensacola Seafood Festival

Sept. 26-28 fiestapensacola.org/seafood-festival

Arts, Culture & Live Music

The Members Show at Pensacola Museum of Art Now-June 1 pensacolamuseum.org

Lucero May 24 thehandlebar850.com

Shannel at Cabaret during Memorial Day Weekend

May 25 @thecabaretpensacola

Improvable Cause

May 28 at The Handlebar

June 7 at Pensacola Little Theatre improvablecause.com

Broadway in Pensacola: Ain't Too Proud – The Life and Times of The Temptations

June 4-5 pensacolasaenger.com/broadway

Starlito & Don Trip

June 6 vinylmusichall.com

Backyard Market at The Western Rose June 8 @the_western_rose

Camelot at Pensacola Little Theatre June 13-29 pensacolalittletheatre.com

Ginger Root

June 17 thehandlebar850.com

Opera After Dark: Summer Songs

June 19 pensacolaopera.com

GWAR June 20 vinylmusichall.com

Karlous Miller & Friends

July 18 pensacolasaenger.com

William Shatner Live On-Stage with Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan Aug. 2 pensacolasaenger.com

The Supervillains Aug. 9 thehandlebar850.com

Staycation Favorites

Historic Pensacola (includes multiple museums and living history tours) historicpensacola.org

Pensacola Museum of Art pensacolamuseum.org

Pensacola MESS Hall pensacolamesshall.org

Pensacola Lighthouse & Museum pensacolalighthouse.org

Pensacola Beach Gulf Pier fishpensacolabeachpier.com

Emerald Coast Tours emeraldcoasttours.net

Premier Dolphin Cruise pensacoladolphincruise.com

Pensacola Bay City Ferry pensacolabaycityferry.com

Model Elizabeth Royappa / Photo by Geoff Peck (@tinyobservations)

Arts & Entertainment

Taking It Slow with Alexa Mendez

Alexa Mendez prefers to take things slow— especially when it comes to fashion.

As a slow fashion maker, Mendez works with a variety of mediums with a focus on sustainability, inclusivity and ethical consumption.

"I'm a fiber artist, and then I also do jewelry making and beading, focusing on upcycling—so reusing and repurposing materials that I find at thrift stores and antique stores and estate sales and things like that, and making them into new jewelry and accessories," Mendez said.

Mendez' small business, Fiber of Her Being, features yarn she hand-dyes using natural ingredients and botanicals. From these yarns, she knits items like sweaters, scarves, bags, socks and more.

A self-taught artist, Mendez said she found her love of creating by watching her mother.

"I was raised by a crafty mom, and so I think I've been making my whole life," Mendez said. "I find a lot of peace in working with my hands."

Mendez began her fiber journey in 2019 when she picked up a knitting kit.

"I went to my local craft store, and I got all the supplies, and I watched like 100 YouTube videos and just taught myself how to knit," Mendez said.

From there, she was hooked (no pun intended), and she began sharing her projects on Instagram where she discovered her place in the fiber arts community.

"I took my Instagram and made it into a knitting diary, a journal of all the things that I make," Mendez said. "Through that, I just connected with a lot of people, really, all over the world who are also fiber artists."

Mendez began working with fellow fiber artists and pattern designers as a pattern tester, trying out knitting patterns to prepare them for commercial sale.

"That became a huge resource for me, being able to be like, 'Oh, I'm trying to learn this new thing. Let me post about it and see who can help me, who has the answer, who could help me further my skills in knitting,'" Mendez said.

"So I say self-taught because that's kind

of how it originally started. But I've definitely learned from a lot of people in my community."

While Mendez does a lot of reproducing from patterns, she also enjoys creating something entirely new.

"One of my favorite things to do is take a pattern and kind of hack it to make it a little bit different or work for me and my wardrobe," Mendez said. "I find it a lot of fun to figure out how things work, because there's a lot to garment construction."

In the process of learning about garment construction, Mendez has educated herself about the topic of size inclusivity, ensuring clothing is made with all sizes in mind.

"Right now, we're in an age where size inclusivity is becoming a much bigger conversation. Designers will put out a pattern that is pretty exclusively sized for smaller people," Mendez said.

Despite being a more "typical" size, Mendez said she won't use patterns that aren't made inclusively.

"That's just a value that I have."

As it turns out, Mendez' personal values play a large role in the art she makes.

"A lot of my inspiration for wanting to start knitting came from my learning about the fast-fashion industry and the way it has made women into the no-name garment workers who aren't paid livable wages and are working under horrific conditions," Mendez said.

Thinking about her own mother and grandmother who both worked with fabrics, Mendez felt drawn to fiber arts as a way to connect more deeply with women throughout history.

"The things that we buy are made by someone, and usually it's these impoverished women in horrific conditions," Mendez said. "The idea of making my own clothes made me feel a little more connected to them in that way."

Fast fashion versus slow fashion has been an increasingly popular topic these days, as people are asked to consider the ethics of the clothing they wear in a fashion cycle that favors weekly trends over long-term wear.

"Fast fashion can come from the cheap $5 shirt at H&M to luxury items that are hundreds of dollars. They're producing way more than anyone ever needs, and frequently. It's not seasonal collections, it's putting out new stuff weekly, daily in some places," Mendez said.

Slow fashion, by contrast, is far more difficult to find in your local mall.

"It's clothes that are made mindfully, thinking about ethics, thinking about who's making them, the resources that are used to make them," Mendez said. "It's clothes that should last us our whole lives and be re-worn many times and loved and cared for."

The love and care that goes into a piece of clothing is often lost in a fast fashion setting.

"That's also something that I love about knitting. I think when you put yourself into something, you know, you have a say in it, and you're making it yourself, you kind of care more. There's more value there."

Whether it's buying a build-your-own trinket or a handmade sweater, Mendez hopes her customers feel the love that goes into every piece she sells.

"My hope is that when people buy from me, they know where it came from, they know my heart behind it, and so it means more to them, and it's kept for a long time and loved and cherished and not ending up in a landfill." {in}

Courtesy Photos of Alexa Mendez

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NONPROFITS & FUNDRAISERS

SUNDAY'S CHILD OPENS 2025 GRANT CYCLE TO LOCAL NONPROFITS Sunday's Child, a Pensacola-based nonprofit organization that promotes equality and inspires inclusion by awarding grants for significant charitable and economic initiatives, announces the opening of its 2025 grant cycle. Nonprofits serving Escambia and Santa Rosa counties are invited to submit a Letter of Intent (LOI) until June 2 through Community Force, found at sundayschild.org.

Key Dates for the 2025 Grant Cycle:

•Grant Application Opens: June 9

•Application Deadline: Aug. 2

•Membership Deadline: May 31

•Annual Kickoff Party (Members Only): June 22 (announcement of total grant amount)

•Annual Meeting (Members Only): Oct. 12 (finalist presentations and voting)

•Additional virtual and in-person workshops will be held in June and July, with dates to be announced in advance.

ANIMAL ALLIES FLORIDA BINGO Ani -

mal Allies Florida hosts bingo twice monthly at Beef 'O' Brady's, 1 New Market St., Cantonment (on Nine Mile Road near Pine Forest Road). The cost is 10 rounds of bingo for $10, with cash prizes for winners. Food and drinks are also available for purchase. For more information, visit facebook.com/animalalliesflorida.

ANIMAL ALLIES CAT AND KITTEN ADOP -

TION Visit Pet Supermarket 11 a.m.-3 p.m. every first and third Saturday of the month at 6857 N. Ninth Ave. to meet your furever friend. Visit aaflorida.org for details.

CARING & SHARING MINISTRY FOOD

DRIVE The Gloria Green Caring & Sharing Ministry is attached to the Historic St. Joseph Catholic Church, 140 W. Government St. The minis-

try feeds the homeless 10:30 a.m. Tuesdays. The ministry's food pantry opens 10 a.m. and also has clothing. Food donations needed are pop-top canned goods, Beanie Weenies, Vienna sausage, potted meat, cans of tuna and chicken and soups. Clothing donations needed include tennis shoes for men and women, as well as sweatshirts and new underwear for men in sizes small, medium and large. Call DeeDee Green at (850) 723-3390 for details.

COMMUNITY EVENTS

ANNUAL MEMORIAL DAY CEREMONY AT VETERANS PARK Veterans Park, 200 S. 10th Ave., will open 9 a.m. Sunday, May 25, for exhibitors and visitors—with a ceremony at 1 p.m. This year's ceremony will include music by McGuire's Pipe Band and Pensacola Opera Chorus, along with a presentation of wreaths by local civic organizations. The keynote speaker is Captain Tim "Lucky" Kinsella, Jr., (USN, Ret).

ESCAMBIA COUNTY PUBLIC SCHOOLS

HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATION Ceremonies will take place Tuesday, May 27 and Wednesday, May 28 at Pensacola Bay Center, 201 E. Gregory St. Schedule includes:

Tuesday, May 27:

•9 a.m. Tate High School

•12:15 p.m. EVA/Success Academy/George Stone

Acceleration Academy/Achieve Academy

•2:30 p.m. Washington High School

•5:30 p.m. Pensacola High School

Wednesday, May 28:

•9 a.m. Escambia High School

•12:15 p.m. Northview High School

•2:30 p.m. Pine Forest High School

•5:30 p.m. West Florida High School

SANTA ROSA COUNTY SCHOOL DISTRICT

HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATIONS Ceremonies are Friday, May 30 at Pensacola Bay Center, 201 E. Gregory St. Schedule includes:

•11 a.m. Navarre High School

•2:30 p.m. Gulf Breeze High School

•6 p.m. Pace High School

ARTS & CULTURE

IHMC EVENING LECTURE: JOHNATHAN

EDWARDS Visit IHMC, 40 S. Alcaniz, will host an evening lecture 5:30 p.m. Thursday, May 22, featuring practicing anesthesiologist Dr. Johnathan Edwards. Register for free on Eventbrite.

THE GRAND DAME OF PALAFOX'S 100TH

BIRTHDAY Celebration of Saenger Theatre rescheduled events. Take part in the street party noon Saturday, May 24 with food trucks, vendors,

live music and more. Screenings of 1925 silent film "The Phantom of the Opera" are at 4 and 7 p.m. Details are at pensacaolsaenger.com.

CRANKIE FEVER: PUPPETRY WORKSHOP 309 Artist in Residence Miss Pussycat will teach a puppetry workshop 3 p.m. Sunday, May 25 at the Punk House, 309 N. Sixth Ave. Participants are asked to bring an empty cereal box or a shoe box. All other supplies are provided. Space is limited. Participants must be at least 16 years old and must register in advance by emailing panaceatheriac@gmail.com.

CTRL ALT DRAG HOSTED BY TERRAH CARD Show starts 8 p.m. Sunday, May 25 at The Handlebar, 319 N. Tarragona St. Tickets are $10 and available at thehandlebar850.com

IMPROVABLE CAUSE PRESENTS: CHEESE FOR THE TABLE Show starts 7 p.m. Wednesday, May 28 at The Handlebar, 319 N. Tarragona St. More info is available at thehandlebar850.com.

MARGIE SHORTT DANCE STUDIO: THE UNIVERSE OF TIME Performance is 7 p.m. Saturday, May 31 at Saenger Theatre, 118 S. Palafox St. Details and tickets are available at pensacolasaenger.com.

FIVE FLAGS DANCE ACADEMY: DANCE

ACROSS AMERICA Performance is 2 p.m. Sunday, June 1 at Saenger Theatre, 118 S. Palafox St. Details and tickets are available at pensacolasaenger.com.

THE BIG, TINY ART SHOW Blue Morning Gallery Artists will join forces to showcase tiny art just in time for Mother's Day. Individual artists from the gallery will create tiny art, no larger than 4x4, in all mediums. Exhibition is open through May 31. Visit Blue Morning Gallery, 21 S. Palafox St. For details, visit bluemorninggallery.com.

BLUE MORNING GALLERY: SPRING FLING

The latest Blue Morning Gallery exhibit is Spring Fling, with featured artists Jan Hoffman, Mark Schmitt and Kathy Stewart, at 21 S. Palafox St. Visit bluemorninggallery.com for details.

JIMMY RHEA: TO BE DEFINED This Pensacola Museum of Art (PMA) exhibit featuring mixed-media work by Jimmy Rhea that juxtaposes historical icons with contemporary culture is on view through June 1 at PMA, 407 S. Jefferson St. For museum hours and details, visit pensacolamuseum.org.

THE MEMBERS SHOW PMA Members show is on view through June 1 at Pensacola Museum of Art, 407 S. Jefferson St. Details are at pensacolamuseum.org.

JULIA MORRISROE: ICONS AND MONUMENTS Julia Morrisroe, a professor in painting and drawing at the University of Florida, will exhibit her show "Icons and Monuments" in the Switzer Gallery at Pensacola State College, 1000 College Blvd. The exhibit is on view through Aug. 7. Morrisroe will present an artist lecture in the Switzer Lecture Hall (Room 1590) 5:30 p.m. Tuesday, June 3. A reception will follow, and the event

is free and open to the public. For more details, visit visualarts.pensacolastate.edu.

IN YOUR FACE: PORTRAITS BY GILA RAYBERG Mosaic portraiture by Gila Rayberg is on view through Sept. 7 at Pensacola Museum of Art, 407 S. Jefferson St. Details are at pensacolamuseum.org.

PENSACOLA ROSE SOCIETY Monthly meetings are normally 6 p.m. the second Monday of the month at the Pensacola Garden Center, 1850 N. Ninth Ave. Visit pensacolarosesociety.org for more information.

BTB COMEDY Watch live standup comedy in open mic style 7 p.m. Mondays at Odd Colony, 260 N. Palafox St. Follow BTB Comedy on Facebook for updates.

COMEDY SHOWCASE AT SUBCULTURE

BTB Comedy presents a comedy showcase the first Thursday monthly at Subculture Art Gallery, 701 N. V St. Follow facebook.com/pensacolasubculture for updates.

SCRIPTEASERS Join writers at Pensacola Little Theatre, 400 S. Jefferson St., for Scripteasers every month. Visit pensacolalittletheatre.com for details.

PALAFOX MARKET Enjoy Palafox Market 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Saturdays. The event features local farmers, artists and crafters on North and South Palafox streets at Martin Luther King Jr. Plaza and Plaza Ferdinand. For updates, visit facebook.com/ downtownpensacola.

CABARET DRAG SHOWCASE AT AMERICAN LEGION POST #193 Don't miss Cabaret Drag Showcase every second and fourth Saturday at the American Legion Post #193, 2708 N. 12th Ave. Doors open 8 p.m. Showtime is 10 p.m. For more information, contact show director Taize Sinclair-Santi at taizesinclairsanti@gmail.com.

SPIRITS OF SEVILLE QUARTER GHOST TOUR AND LUNCHEON Dine inside Pensacola's oldest and most haunted restaurant and investigate the spirits with actual paranormal equipment at Seville Quarter, 130 E. Government St. Tickets are $12 and include a voucher toward Seville Quarter's menu. Tours are 11 a.m.-2 p.m. weekdays and 2-4 p.m. Sundays. Make an appointment by calling (850) 941-4321.

AFTER DARK: SEVILLE QUARTER GHOSTS, MURDER, MAYHEM AND MYSTERY TOUR AND DINNER After Dark Paranormal Investigation and Dinner happens inside one of Pensacola's most haunted restaurants with real ghost-hunting equipment 6-8 p.m. Sundays. Listen as your guide weaves tales of ghosts, debauchery, murder, mayhem, paranormal activities, history and more related to Seville Quarter and downtown Historic Pensacola. After your ghost tour, enjoy dinner at Seville Quarter Palace Café, 130 E. Government St. Reservations are required. Call (850) 941-4321. Tickets are available at pensacolaghostevents.com.

FOOD + DRINKS

DATE NIGHT: BEEF WELLINGTON COOKING CLASS Event is 6-9 p.m. Thursday, May

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22 at Bodacious, 407-D S. Palafox St. Tickets are $180 and available on Eventbrite.

EVERYTHING: COFFEE Cooking class is 6-8 p.m. Friday, May 23 at Pensacola Cooks Classroom, 4051 Barrancas Ave. Ste. C. Class is $60 per student (adults only). Sign up at pensacolacooks.com/classes-and-events.

MEMORIAL DAY IN THE CCB BEER GARDEN Visit Coastal County Brewing, 3041 E. Olive Road, 1-5 p.m. Saturday, May 24 for a Memorial Day backyard blow-out with smash burgers and hot dogs, kids activities, live music and more.

G&G 500: PINEWOOD DERBY AT GARDEN & GRAIN Event is 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Saturday, May 24 at Garden & Grain, 50 E. Garden St. Details are at facebook.com/perfectplainbrewingco.

O'RILEY'S IRISH PUB EXOTIC CAR SHOW AND BRUNCH Check out exotic cars and enjoy brunch with bottomless mimosas 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Sunday, May 25 at O'Riley's Irish Pub, 321 S. Palafox St. Details are at orileyspub.com.

MEMORIAL DAY CELEBRATION AT PERFECT PLAIN Enjoy live music, food from the Sauce Boss, hot dog eating contest and the most patriotic costume contest starting 11 a.m. Sunday, May 25 at Perfect Plain, 50 E. Garden St. Details are at facebook.com/perfectplainbrewingco.

SIP AND PAINT Create a work of art 5:30 p.m. Wednesday, May 28 at Gary's Brewery, 208 Newman Ave. Details are at thetravelingpainter.org.

STREET FOOD: CHINESE Cooking class is 6-8 p.m. Friday, May 30 at Pensacola Cooks Classroom, 4051 Barrancas Ave., Ste C. Cost is $60 per student. (adults only). Sign up at pensacolacooks. com/classes-and-events.

FOOD FLIGHT NIGHT Dinner event is 5:308:30 p.m. Saturday, May 31 at Gather, A Culinary Collective, 41 S. Navy Blvd. Sign up at pensacolacooks.com/classes-and-events.

SPEED MINGLE AT GARY'S BREW Experience the "Speed Mingle Summer Solstice Soiree," where you'll meet new people in a fun, fast-paced environment. Event is 3:45 p.m. Sunday, June 1 at Gary's Brewery & Biergarten, 208 Newman Ave. Tickets start at $14.62 and can be purchased on Eventbrite through link on facebook.com/garysbrew.

LUNCH SERVICE NOW AT IRON RES -

TAURANT Restaurant Iron, 22 N. Palafox, will now offer a refined midday experience starting 11 a.m. Monday-Friday. Dinner service will continue to be available Saturday and Sunday. Reservations are recommended and can be made by calling (850) 476-7776 or visiting restaurantiron.com/reservations. Walk-ins will also be welcome based on availability.

MARTINI NIGHT AT THE KENNEDY Every Monday, The Kennedy, 1 S. Palafox St., hosts Martini Nights, featuring all martinis from the menu for $10 from open to close (4-11 p.m.).

MEN'S NIGHT AT WISTERIA From 3 p.m. to close Mondays, guys can play free darts and enjoy $6 craft tallboys. There are more than 150 craft beers to choose from. Wisteria is located at 3803 N. 12th Ave. Visit wisteriatavern.com for details.

FREE POOL MONDAYS Free pool is available all day Mondays, May 5 and 11, at Mugs & Jugs, 12080 Scenic Highway. SIN Night begins at 1 a.m. Visit mugsjugsbar.com for details.

FIGHTER GAME NIGHT AT O'RILEY'S Gamers unite 5 p.m.-close Mondays at O'Riley's Irish Pub, 321 S. Palafox St. Visit orileyspub.com for details.

BINGO NIGHT AT CALVERT'S IN THE HEIGHTS Play a game (or two) of bingo 6-8 p.m. Mondays at Calvert's in the Heights, 670 Scenic Highway. For more information, visit calvertsintheheights.com.

DOUBLE MONDAYS AND SIN NIGHT

Enjoy Double Mondays 8 p.m.-midnight and SIN Night 11 p.m. to close at O'Riley's Tavern, 3728 Creighton Road. Details are at orileystavern.com.

KARAOKE Karaoke is 9 p.m. to 1 a.m. SIN Night is 1 a.m. to close Mondays at Sir Richard's Public House, 2719 E. Cervantes St. Visit sirrichardslounge.com for details.

75-CENT OYSTERS AT ATLAS Enjoy 75-cent oysters 5-9 p.m. Tuesdays at Atlas Oyster House, 600 S. Barracks St. For more information, visit greatsouthernrestaurants.com.

MUSIC BINGO Test your music knowledge 7-9 p.m. Tuesdays at Wisteria, 3808 N. 12th Ave. Take part in half-price bottles of wine and $5 canned cocktails. Visit wisteriatavern.com for details.

POKER NIGHT AND BINGO AT O'RILEY'S

Visit O'Riley's Irish Pub for poker at 6:30 p.m. and bar bingo 8-10 p.m. Tacos are on special all day Tuesdays at 321 S. Palafox St. Visit orileyspub.com for details.

LUNCH AT THE DISTRICT The District Steakhouse, 130 E. Government St., is open for special lunch seatings the third Friday of the month. Enjoy a $5 martini or house wine. Seatings are 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Reservations are accepted but not necessary. Details are available at districtsteaks.com.

DOLLAR NIGHT Enjoy Dollar Night 8 p.m.midnight Tuesdays at Mugs & Jugs, 12080 Scenic Highway. Visit mugsjugsbar.com for details.

TUESDAY TRIVIA AT PERFECT PLAIN

Visit Perfect Plain Brewing Co. for trivia nights 7-9 p.m. Tuesdays at 50 E. Garden St. Visit perfectplain.com/upcoming-events for details.

DOLLAR NIGHT AT O'RILEY'S Dollar Night is 8 p.m.-midnight Wednesdays at O'Riley's Tavern, 3728 Creighton Road. Food trucks are on site. Details are at orileystavern.com.

TRIVIA AT O'RILEY'S Test your trivia knowledge 8-10 p.m. Wednesdays at O'Riley's Irish Pub, 321 S. Palafox St. Visit orileyspub.com for details.

WHISKEY WEDNESDAY KARAOKE Karaoke is 9 p.m.-1 a.m. Wednesdays at Mugs & Jugs, 12080 Scenic Highway. Visit mugsjugsbar.com for details.

TRIVIA AT CALVERT'S IN THE HEIGHTS

Take part in trivia nights 6-8 p.m. Wednesdays at Calvert's in the Heights, 670 Scenic Highway. For more information, visit calvertsintheheights.com.

SIPPIN' IN SUNDRESSES LADIES' NIGHT

AT FELIX'S Pop-up shops, pink drink specials and live music are 5-8 p.m. Thursdays at Felix's Restaurant and Oyster Bar, 400 Quietwater Beach Drive.

PITCHERS AND TAVERN TRIVIA Get deals on pitchers 8 p.m.-midnight at O'Riley's Tavern. Trivia is 8 p.m.; SIN Night starts 1 a.m. Thursdays at 3728 Creighton Road. Visit orileystavern.com for details.

WEEKLY SINGO AT PERFECT PLAIN

BREWING CO. Music Bingo Thursdays is 7-9 p.m. at Perfect Plain Brewing Co., 50 E. Garden St. Details are at facebook.com/perfectplainbrewingco.

POOL TOURNAMENT Pool tournaments begin 8 p.m. and Tequila Night is 8 p.m. to midnight Thursdays at Mugs & Jugs, 12080 Scenic Highway. Visit mugsjugsbar.com for details.

DOLLAR NIGHT AT O'RILEY'S Dollar Night with a DJ starts 8 p.m. Thursdays at O'Riley's Irish Pub, 321 S. Palafox St. Visit orileyspub.com for details.

KARAOKE Karaoke is 9 p.m. to 1 a.m., and SIN Night is 1 a.m. to close Thursdays at Sir Richard's Public House, 2719 E. Cervantes St. Visit sirrichardslounge.com for details.

TRIVIA UNDER THE TREES Trivia is 6 p.m. Thursdays at Wisteria Tavern, 3808 N. 12th Ave. Visit wisteriatavern.com for details.

THURSDAY BIERGARTEN TRIVIA NIGHT

Gary's Brewery Trivia Night is back by popular demand 7-9 p.m. Thursdays at 208 Newman Ave. Test your trivia skills with a glass of beer or wine. Arrive early to grab a spot. For more information, visit facebook.com/garysbrew.

BIG BEER NIGHT Drink specials are 8 p.m.midnight, and SIN Night is 1 a.m. to close Fridays at Mugs & Jugs, 12080 Scenic Highway. Visit mugsjugsbar.com for details.

FEISTY FRIDAY NIGHTS Enjoy a DJ 9 p.m. Fridays at Sir Richard's Public House, 2719 E. Cervantes St. Visit sirrichardslounge.com for details.

TGI FIREBALL FRIDAY Drink specials are all day Fridays at O'Riley's Irish Pub, 321 S. Palafox St. SIN Night starts at 11 p.m. Visit orileyspub.com for details.

FISH FRY FRIDAY Half off fish n' chips is 11 a.m.-

4 p.m., and live DJ is 9 p.m. Fridays at Sir Richard's Public House, 2719 E. Cervantes St. Visit sirrichardslounge.com for details.

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WEEKLY SATURDAY BRUNCH Brunch is 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Saturdays at O'Riley's Irish Pub, 321 S. Palafox St. Visit orileyspub.com for details.

SHAMROCK SATURDAY Shamrock Saturday is 9 p.m., and SIN Night starts 11 p.m. Saturdays at O'Riley's Irish Pub, 321 S. Palafox St. Visit orileyspub.com for details.

FREE POOL AND BAR BINGO AT O'RILEY'S TAVERN Enjoy free pool all day and play bar bingo 8 p.m. Sundays at O'Riley's Tavern, 3728 Creighton Road. Details are at orileystavern.com.

SUNDAY BRUNCH AT CAFÉ SINGLE FIN Partake in brunch specials, full café menu, espressos and bottomless mimosas until 1 p.m. Sundays at Café Single Fin, 380 N. Ninth Ave. Live music begins at 10 a.m. Visit cafesinglefin.com for details.

SUNDAY BRUNCH AND KARAOKE O'Riley's Irish Pub, 321 S. Palafox St., hosts brunch 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Sundays. Karaoke begins at 8 p.m. Visit orileyspub.com for details.

SUNDAY BRUNCH AT ATLAS OYSTER

HOUSE Sunday Brunch is 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Sundays at Atlas Oyster House, 600 S. Barracks St. View menus at atlasoysterhouse.com.

KARAOKE AT MUGS & JUGS Karaoke is 9 p.m. to 1 a.m. Sundays at Mugs & Jugs, 12080 Scenic Highway. Visit mugsjugsbar.com for details.

SIN NIGHT AT O'RILEY'S SIN Night is midnight to close Sundays at O'Riley's Irish Pub, 321 S. Palafox St. Visit orileyspub.com for details.

LIVE MUSIC

MUSIC AT FIVE SISTERS BLUES CAFE Visit Five Sisters Blues Café, 421 W. Belmont St., for live music:

•Forrest Higgins 6-8 p.m. Thursday, May 22

•Cat Daddy Blues Band 6-10 p.m. Friday, May 23

•Glen Parker 6-10 p.m. Saturday, May 24

•Curt Bol 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Sunday, May 25

•John Wheeler 6-8 p.m. Tuesday, May 27

•Michael J. McCartan 6-8 p.m. Thursday, May 29

•Charlie & The Hammerheads 6-10 p.m. Friday, May 30

•Glen Parker 6-10 p.m. Saturday, May 31

BANDS ON THE BEACH Weekly concert series is 7-9 p.m. Tuesdays at Gulfside Pavilion on Pensacola Beach. Pistol Pearl & The Wester Band is May 27, and The New Cahoots is June 3. Details are at visitpensacolabeach.com.

MATT PLESS AND LITTLE FOOT Show is 6-9 p.m. Wednesday, May 28 at 309 Punk House, 309 N. Sixth Ave. with a $10-$20 sliding scale entry. Details are at facebook.com/309punkproject.

CHRISTOPHER'S CONCERTS Concerts are 6-8 p.m. Thursdays at 3200 N. 12th Ave. Attendees may bring their own food and beverages, though a concession stand is available, offering hot dogs, chips, sodas, water and ice cream treats.

Details are at scpen.org/christophers-concerts. Mirage is May 22, and The Blenders is May 29.

BEAT UP, SHIDDED, PALMMEADOW, AND LAZY CHAIR Show starts 7 p.m. Thursday, May 22 at The Handlebar, 319 N. Tarragona St. Tickets are $10 and available at thehandlebar850.com.

BLACK JACKET SYMPHONY PRESENTS JIMMY BUFFET SHOW Show is 8 p.m. Friday, May 23 at Saenger Theatre, 118 S. Palafox St. Tickets and details are available at pensacolasaenger.com.

2025 BANDS ON THE BAYOU CONCERT FEATURING NOBIUS Join the East Hill Neighborhood Association for a free concert with Nobius 6:30-8:30 p.m. Friday, May 23 at Bayview Park & Community Center, 2001 E. Lloyd St. The concert will also highlight and raise funds to support two of this year's nonprofit partners: Pensacola Dream Center & Hope Above Fear.

THE CRANE WIVES Show is 8 p.m. Friday, May 23 at Vinyl Music Hall, 2 S. Palafox St. Details at vinylmusichall.com.

WOORMS AND FUTURE HATE Show starts 7 p.m. Friday, May 23 at The Handlebar, 319 N. Tarragona St. Tickets are $10 and available at thehandlebar850.com.

BEST SONG EVER: A ONE DIRECTION DANCE PARTY Event is 9 p.m. Saturday, May

24 at Vinyl Music Hall, 2 S. Palafox St. Details and tickets are available at vinylmusichall.com.

LUCERO AND HEAVY KID Show starts 7 p.m. Saturday, May 24 at The Handlebar, 319 N. Tarragona St. Tickets are $29 in advance/$35 at the door and available at thehandlebar850.com.

ZOSO: THE ULTIMATE LED ZEPPELIN EXPERIENCE ANNIVERSARY TOUR Show is 7 p.m. Sunday, May 25 at Vinyl Music Hall, 2 S. Palafox St. Details and tickets are available at vinylmusichall.com.

UMPHREY'S MCGEE Show is 6:30 p.m. Thursday, May 29 at Vinyl Music Hall, 2 S. Palafox St. Details and tickets are available at vinylmusichall.com.

UMPHREY'S MCGEE AFTERPARTY FEATURING RUNAWAY GIN (PHISH TRIBUTE) Show starts 9 p.m. Thursday, May 29 at The Handlebar, 319 N. Tarragona St. More info is available at thehandlebar850.com

WIM TAPLEY & THE CANNONS, KATIE DINEEN, STARLIN AND ANDREW VINSON Show starts 7 p.m. Friday, May 30 at The Handlebar, 319 N. Tarragona St. More info is available at thehandlebar850.com.

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The Crane Wives' "Beyond Beyond Beyond," is a storybook of an album, with a cover so complementary, it wouldn't look out of place on a child's bookshelf. Every lyric, song, artwork or animation unravels a piece of the indie folk-rock band's story as a group of nearly 15 years and as individuals.

Emilee Petersmark (vocals/guitar) said she's particularly connected to and proud of the first track "Scars." She wrote the song after visiting her birth country for the first time and animated the lyric video herself.

"I'm an adoptee from Korea, and I have been in my adult life working on exploring how adoption has shaped my life, and the ways that it has left trauma and the ways that it has been a gift," Petersmark said. "'Scars' is kind of an attempt to give the dark side of what happened to me and my adoption a bit more air, exposing it to the light a little bit. It feels very healing for sure."

She and Kate Pillsbury (vocals/guitar) are the primary songwriters. They first met as Grand Valley State University students and started singing

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The Crane Wives' members were road warriors until the pandemic. And amid that forced hiatus, they found their people, Petersmark said— but more accurately, their people found them.

"Our music kind of blew up on the internet in these really, very specific queer quoted fandoms like Minecraft 'Life series,'" Petersmark said. "These are not my fandoms, so I know very little about what they actually are, but because of that, the queer internet community has really latched on to our music, and it's just been such a beautiful gift that the internet has given us."

Petersmark, who identifies as bisexual, said she's written songs about women, but it's seemingly more socially acceptable than men writing songs about men. She's excited to connect with her queer audiences in red and purple states, she said.

"Say It" is another "Kate Pillsbury special," Petersmark said.

"I don't want to tell her story too much, but it is definitely a song about deciding when to end a relationship and about how difficult it can be to have that communicative experience where you're both finally on the same page—even when it hurts," Petersmark said.

The album art for "Beyond Beyond Beyond," like those before it, perfectly depicts their vulnerable lyrics—likely because they were all created by illustrator Rebecca Green. It looks like a scene in a book, Petersmark said.

as a duo while waitressing together at a Chinese restaurant that wasn't "super receptive," Petersmark said. After recruiting friends Dan Rickabus (drums/vocals) and Ben Zito (bass), they released "Safe Ship Harbored" a year later in 2011.

Their band name was inspired by The Decemberists' 2006 album "The Crane Wife." At the time, they listened heavily to folk artists like The Decemberists, Mumford & Sons and The Lumineers—later picking up electric guitars to expand further into rock.

"'The Crane Wife' tells the story that is a Japanese folk tale; it's this really beautiful, tragic folk tale about love and sacrifice and what it means to care about another person and what it requires you to give up to do that," Petersmark said. "And we felt like that story was just such a beautiful representation of a lot of the messages we were trying to explore in our songwriting, especially in those early years when a lot of the songwriting came from relationship turmoil and just trying to figure out how to be a healthy person in a healthy relationship when you're still dealing with your own trauma."

"Coming up in the folk scene, you play for a lot of homogeneous audiences—a lot of older white folk—which is totally fine, nothing wrong with that," Petersmark said. "But it just feels like our music resonates more with the people who are more like us. It feels good to be seen now and to have those things be out in the open, because I feel like those people really understand … It means so much to us to be able to provide a safe night out for our queer fans."

Their booking agent says performing live is their superpower. Petersmark credits it to their newfound audience.

"I feel like 'Arcturus Beaming' hits this really cool kind of cadence, and people get sucked in," Petersmark said. "It's one of those songs that doesn't have a lot of repeating parts, so I feel like people who aren't super familiar with our music would have a hard time singing along, but God, a lot of the diehards have really connected with it."

Pillsbury wrote that song, which allowed Petersmark to play lead guitar—a rare occurrence.

"I get to improvise a solo at the end of that song, and every time, it feels terrifying, but it's also this super freeing thing to make something up on the spot and just be in the moment and connect with the energy of the room and with my bandmates that I hadn't really gotten the opportunity to experience before," Petersmark said. "So it's a thrill every time, even if it doesn't go well."

"So much about this record is exploring things that are unknown and that feel scary, so we really wanted it to feel like somebody was about to start a journey, but she hasn't actually gone through into this portal yet," Petersmark said. "One thing that [Green] really wanted to do with this art was to show that the portal itself looks a little scary with the animals, but it's bright on the other side."

In their discography, The Crane Wives has gone through its own portal of growth—musically and personally.

"We were pretty young and trying to figure out how to be a grown up and be independent and survive," Petersmark said. "You can hear a lot of our learning curve in the music. We both have worked really hard to become the kind of people who are well regulated and informed and active in our communities, and also the types of people who know how to heal from trauma; there's no one answer for that, and it's definitely still a work in progress, but I feel like you can hear that journey throughout the different records and all of the different places that we were in our lives while we were learning those lessons." {in}

THE CRANE WIVES "BEYOND BEYOND BEYOND" TOUR

WHEN: 8 p.m. Friday, May 23

WHERE: Vinyl Music Hall, 2 S. Palafox St. DETAILS:  thecranewives.com,  vinylmusichall.com

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free will astrology

WEEK OF MAY 22

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19): I think you're ready to establish new ways of nourishing and protecting what's valuable to you. Your natural assertiveness will be useful in setting boundaries and securing resources. Your flourishing intuition will guide you to implement adjustments that safeguard your interests while remaining flexible enough to permit legitimate access. Be extra alert, Aries, for when you need to balance security with accessibility. Your best defenses will come from clever design, not brute force. Do what you need to feel secure without feeling trapped.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20): In July 1971, 26-year-old Taurus poet Bernadette Mayer kept a scrupulous diary. Every day, she shot a roll of 35mm film, wrote about the day's events, and recorded herself reading her accounts. By Aug. 1, she had accumulated 1,100 photos and six hours of readings. One of her goals in doing the project was to learn more about how her memory worked. What was worth remembering, and what wasn't? She also hoped to gain an objective perspective about her routine rhythm. Years later, she acknowledged that though this was a narcissistic experiment, she had no shame about it. Inspired by Mayer, and in accordance with astrological omens, you might find it worthwhile to lovingly and thoroughly study the details of your daily life for a while. It's an excellent time to get to know yourself better.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20): Gemini writer Raymond Carver (1938–1988) established a reputation as a master of terse minimalism. One critic noted that he practiced the "Theory of Omission"—an approach to writing fiction that mandates the elimination of superfluous narrative elements. But it turns out that Carver's editor Gordon Lish had a major role in all this. He deleted half of Carver's original words and changed the endings of half his stories. Years after his death, Carver's widow, Tess Gallagher, published the original versions, with the omitted material reinstated. I believe the coming weeks will be an excellent time for you to make comparable restorations, Gemini. In every way you can imagine, tell the full story, provide the complete rendition and offer elements that have been missing.

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CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22): Even if you don't regard yourself as a psychic or prophet, I suspect you now have an uncanny knack for deciphering future trends. Your intuition is operating at peak levels, especially when you focus it on the big picture of your long-term destiny. As long as you're not overconfident about this temporary bloom of expansive vision, you can trust your ability to see the deep patterns running through your life story. To make the most of this gift, take a loving inventory of where you have been and where you are going. Then devote relaxed meditations to adjusting your master plan.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22): River deltas form where rivers meet the sea, creating fertile and complex ecosystems that nourish abundant life. Some of my favorites are the Rhône River Delta in France, Po River Delta in Italy and Shinano River Delta in Japan. In the coming weeks, Leo, I will visualize you as the metaphorical equivalent of a river delta. I'll call you the Leo Delta, trusting you will be inspired to celebrate and cultivate the rich intersections that characterize your life—areas where an array of ideas, paths and relationships converge. Be open to synergizing different aspects of your world: integrating emotions and logic, connecting with diverse people, blending personal and professional goals.

and foothold. Unfailing concentration is key. I recommend adopting their attitude in the coming weeks, Libra. You are entering a phase when ascension and expansion will be among your main assignments. The best approach to your adventures is to make steady progress with precision and thoughtfulness. Rushing rashly ahead or taking needless risks could be counterproductive, so be scrupulous about planning and preparation. Trust that the most efficient path to the summit will be via small, deliberate steps. Your winning combination will be ambition leavened with caution.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21): At age 42, Scorpio painter Georgia O'Keeffe left her busy New York art career and traveled to New Mexico for the first time. The landscape's beauty overwhelmed her. She wandered around the desert for three months, creating no art at all. A few critics accused her of wasting time. She rejected their ignorant misunderstanding of her process, replying, "To see takes time. I had to learn the country first before it would let me paint it." Her most iconic paintings emerged after this phase of pure observation. I'm recommending a similar period for you, dear Scorpio. While your instincts may tempt you toward a flurry of activity, I believe now is a time to wait and see; to pause and ponder; to muse and meditate.

acceptance and defiance, ambivalence and conviction." I bring this to your attention, Capricorn, because I suspect the coming months will also bring you recognition for labors of love you've been devoted to for a while—maybe not in the form of fame, but through an elevated appreciation by those whose opinion matters to you.

What

would you most like to see revived and restored?

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18): The name of the old Talking Heads album is "Stop Making Sense." One of its many implications is that we periodically derive benefit and relief from being free of the pressure to sound reasonable and be consistent. According to my detailed, logical, indepth analysis of your astrological omens, now is a perfect time to honor this counsel. I hope you will give yourself a sabbatical from being sensible, serious and overly sane. Instead, please consider a sustained pursuit of pure pleasure, fun foolishness and amazing amusement.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22): Your natural inclination is to solve problems through detailed planning and careful analysis. On occasion, that process dead-ends in overthinking, though it often works pretty well. In accordance with current astrological omens, however, I suggest an alternative approach for you in the coming weeks. Instead of trying to figure everything out, how about if you simply create a relaxed spaciousness for new things to emerge? Experiment with the hypothesis that progress will come not from doing more, but from allowing more.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22): As they climb, mountaineers carefully assess every handhold

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21): By the 20th century, the 483-mile-long Seine River in France was so polluted that most of its fish were gone. But clean-up efforts have been successful. Now there are 32 fish species, including the Atlantic salmon. The Seine is also very close to being completely safe for humans to swim. I would love it if you were inspired by this success story to undertake a comparable project in your own life, Sagittarius. What would you most like to see revived and restored? Now is a good time to begin the effort.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19): Until she reached her 70s, Capricorn visual artist Louise Bourgeois was a peripheral figure in the art world, modestly respected but not acclaimed. Then New York's Museum of Modern Art presented her work in a major show. In response, the New York Times reviewed her work, saying it was "charged with tenderness and violence,

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20): Be on high alert for fleeting intuitions that flow through your awareness. Really good ideas may rise up only briefly and only once, and you should be ready to catch them in the ripe moment before they fade away. Do you hear my urgency? Pay special attention to passing thoughts or sudden insights. They may contain more value than initially apparent. I will even speculate that seemingly ephemeral inspirations could become foundational elements in your future success. Document your hunches, even if they seem premature.

HERE'S THE HOMEWORK: What meaningful message could you give to a person you hurt? {in}

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UNCONVENTIONAL WEAPONRY Aidan

Orion White, 25, of Auburn, Nebraska, went to jail on April 28 on charges of felony assault after he struck Saundra Lunzmann, 37, and her daughter, 7, with his "Star Wars" light saber. The little girl was playing with other children when White allegedly hit her, The Smoking Gun reported. When the mother yelled at him, he charged her and struck her in the arm with his weapon. Both victims said they experienced pain from the attacks. Police seized the "higher quality device ... constructed of metal and thick plastic" after White admitted hitting the victims, whom he blamed for a rise in his rent. A judge has ordered a competency evaluation.

QUESTIONABLE JUDGMENT A Slidell, Louisiana, Lowe's home improvement store was the site of a startling discovery on May 11, when 66-yearold James Kalliavas of Jasper, Georgia, was found in a display storage shed at the store with his pants around his ankles and a tub of Vaseline at hand. The Smoking Gun reported that Kalliavas admitted pleasuring himself while watching YouTube in the shed. He was arrested for obscenity and booked into the county jail.

THE SPECTACLE OF IT ALL Folks in Richmond, Virginia, were treated to a starchy sight on May 13 as a 4-ton potato made a stop as part of its 13th year of cross-county touring, WRIC-TV reported. The tour, sponsored by the Idaho Potato Commission, started in 2012 as a one-year campaign, but it was so popular the tater has been on the road ever since, promoting the American Heart Association and American Diabetes Association. (But where are the weird sprouts that potatoes in my pantry shoot out?)

FAMILY VALUES Ashley Pardo, 33, of San Antonio was arrested on May 12 and charged with aiding in the commission of terrorism, CNN reported. The charges were related to Pardo allegedly supplying her middle-school son with ammunition and tactical gear in exchange for him babysitting his younger siblings. Police were called to the home on May 12 after the grandmother saw rifle and pistol magazines "loaded with live ammunition" in his room, along with a homemade explosive device. Jeremiah Rhodes Middle School had clocked his interest in violence, but Pardo "expressed to the school her support of his violent expressions and drawings and does not feel concerned with his behavior," the affidavit read. On May 12, he went to school and then left the campus, after which extra security was put in place. He was later located elsewhere and charged with an undisclosed crime.

EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH Seth Davidson, 24, an employee of Oaklawn Memorial Gardens in Fisher, Indiana, was arrested on May 12 after he dug up a grave to retrieve a gold ring from an urn, WTHR-TV reported. Officers patrolling the area that evening noticed an empty car parked nearby. As they investigated, Davidson walked out of the woods covered in dirt and said it was his car. He told officers he hadn't been able to stop think-

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ing about the ring, which he intended to pawn. Prosecutors charged him with cemetery mischief, criminal trespass and theft.

PRECOCIOUS A kindergartener in the Greater Johnstown (Pennsylvania) School District brought treats to school on May 14, WJAC-TV reported. Sweet! Unfortunately, the tasty items were Jell-O shots, with alcohol, that three fellow students enjoyed. When school officials learned about the shots, "immediate action was taken," with the kids going to the nurse's office and then to a local hospital for evaluation "out of an abundance of caution." The district said it is working with authorities to find out how the student came into possession of the shots.

POLICE REPORT Los Angeles NBC4-TV sportswriter Michael Duarte arrived at his home in Echo Park on May 10 to find it had been ransacked, the station reported. While taking in the damage, Duarte went into his bedroom and discovered a naked man sleeping in his bed. Duarte told a friend, who was waiting in a nearby car, to call police. Strangely, the intruder had clogged the toilet with towels, eaten a box of ice cream sandwiches and a box of Beyond Beef burger patties, and chewed 60 pieces of gum, which he had then spit out in a "big wad of gum about ... the size of a softball," Duarte said. He had also killed a possum with a statue and left it on the back patio. Duarte said as the suspect was being led away, "he was yelling to me and my friend and also the officers, 'I'm going to kill you.'"

IT'S COME TO THIS Authorities in Delaware County, Pennsylvania, have arrested 44-year-old Christina Solometo of Ridley Park after a crappy incident on April 29, NBC Philadelphia reported. Solometo and another driver took part in a road rage event that ended with Solometo exiting her car, backing up to the front of the other car and defecating on the front grille. As seen in a witness video, she then walked triumphantly back to her car and drove on. She was taken into custody on May 1 and charged with indecent exposure, disorderly conduct, harassment and depositing waste on a highway.

GREAT ART Veteran New York City denizens are familiar with a character called Kevin Carpet who has reportedly been around since the early aughts, according to the New York Post. Kevin is a performance artist who likes to wrap himself in a piece of carpet and lie on the ground where people will step on or over him. "This is not a fetish for me," he said. "It's a Zen-type state. I'm feeling the people, hearing what they're talking about." Some even remember him from the club scene. "It's amazing he's still around," said one commenter on a May 4 TikTok post. Others call him "perverted" and "sick," but one deadpanned, "That's just Kevin Carpet." {in}