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BEST OF THE BAY ___________________________________________________________________________ THE REBIRTH
EDITOR Marke B.
Dear Guardian Readers,
Now we're back in print! This month we published our Clean Slate election endorseWelcome back! In your hands, you're ments issue (you can read it at www.sfbg.com). holding the San Francisco Bay Guardian's And now here comes the 41st Best of the Bay, 50th anniversary issue -- and our 41st Best of brimming with all the good stuff you've come the Bay. to expect. This is the issue where your voice For half a century, the Guardian has is heard on everything from Best Burrito and been "on guard" -- speaking truth to power Best Live Music Venue to Best Shoe Store and and keeping a watchful, Best Politician (and Best progressive eye on poliPolitician You Love tics while also supportto Hate). ing local small busiOver 9,000 people nesses and vital artists voted in our online Best of and arts organizations. the Bay Readers Poll. As a That's a lot of decades! result, there are a few sigAlong with you, nificant shakeups in some we've discovered incredof the major categories, ible new things, dusted and the return of several off some classics, and familiar names in others. continued exploring That's very cool -- not only all the wonders of the are there still some great Bay Area with an open legacy businesses holding mind and the feeling of on in the city, there's lots of living in the best place healthy competition to be on Earth. the best. The Bay Guardian As usual, we've also instopped publishing as a cluded some Editor's Picks, weekly paper in 2014, of businesses and organizabut the seeds of its retions that we think deserve vival were sown almost special mention this year immediately afterwards, for their accomplishments. first with the publication THE FIRST ISSUE OF BEST OF THE BAY, PUBLISHED We'd also like to thank IN 1974 of a Guardian comall of our advertisers and memorative edition in supporters this year. Without January 2015 and then you, we wouldn't be here. when Guardian editors For this special 50th and publishers expanded our sister daily news anniversary issue, Bay Guardian editor Tim publication, 48hills.org. Last November, we Redmond has contributed an essay celebratregained the rights to the Bay Guardian and ing San Francisco and the Guardian's place in relaunched www.sfbg.com, which was covered its history -- and looking forward to another nationally as an example of how the alternahalf century of printing the news and tive press could be revived. raising hell.
We're hoping our return signals a new era of progressive open-mindedness, civic engagement, small business support, and artistic exploration, especially in San Francisco, where it can sometimes seem like our greatest moments may be behind us. But you only need to flip through the pages of this edition to see that the Bay Area is still best -- and so are our loyal readers. -- Marke B, Best of the Bay 2016 Editor
DESIGNER Aaron Joseph
ORIGINAL ARTWORK Diego Gomez, illustrator Antonia J Lopez, photographer
BAY GUARDIAN EDITOR Tim Redmond
SALES/PROJECT COORDINATOR Emily Forster
SALES REPRESENTATIVES Veronica Guevara Steve Indig
BAY GUARDIAN PUBLISHERS EMERITUS Bruce B. Brugmann and Jean Dibble www.sfbg.com
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DANCER AT THIS YEAR’S FOLSOM STREET FAIR, VOTED BEST STREET FAIR. PHOTO BY GWEN PARK
BEST STREET FAIR
BEST LOCAL WEBSITE
www.folsomstreetevents.org
sf.funcheap.com
FOLSOM STREET FAIR
FUNCHEAP SF
BEST LOCALLY PRODUCED TV SHOW
BEST HOTEL
FAIRMONT HOTEL 950 Mason, SF
“CHECK PLEASE, BAY AREA”
www.fairmont.com/san-francisco
www.kqed.org
BEST TOUR -TIE -
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SF GHOST HUNT www.sfghosthunt.com WILD SF
www.kpoo.com
BEST RADIO DJ OR SHOW
www.wildsftours.com
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“LIFE INSIGHTS LIVE WITH SCOUT BARTLETT” KEST Radio 1450 AM www.lifeinsights.net
www.exploratorium.edu
BEST TATTOO PARLOR
BEST POLITICIAN JANE KIM
BLACK AND BLUE TATTOO 381 Guerrero, SF
BEST POLITICIAN YOU LOVE TO HATE
BEST TATTOO ARTIST
ED LEE
www.blackandbluetattoo.com
TANYA WISCHERATH www.tanyawischerath.com
BEST NONPROFIT ORGANIZATION
BEST PET GROOMING
www.creativityexplored.org
vipgroomingsf.com
CREATIVITY EXPLORED 3245 16th St., SF
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BEST OPTOMETRIST
BEST MOVING SERVICE
www.throughthehayes.com
www.delanceystreetfoundation.org
BUCHANAN CLEANERS 2137 Buchanan, SF (415) 923-9251
BEST HOUSE CLEANERS
BEST SALON
THROUGH THE HAYES 529 Hayes, SF
MAINE COON ADOPTIONS 2527 Carmel St, Oakland mainecoonadoptions.com
DELANCEY STREET MOVERS (415) 957-9800
BEST ALTERNATIVE HEALING
MUTTVILLE 255 Alabama, SF
ADVANCED ALLERGY SOLUTIONS 257 Oak, SF
www.muttville.org
LA COLECTIVA
www.lacolectivasf.org
aasclinics.com
BEST VETERINARIAN
BEST AUTO MECHANICS
BEST THERAPIST
MISSION PET HOSPITAL 720 Valencia, SF
PAT’S GARAGE 1090 26th St., SF
KAREN SMILIE, MFT 538 Hayes, SF
www.missionpet.com
BEST DENTIST
WASHINGTON SQUARE PARK DENTAL 1719 Powell, SF www.wsparkdental.com
BEST PLUMBER
ACE PLUMBING 945 Taraval St #201, SF
www.aceplumbingandrooter.com
BEST DOCTOR
DR. AUSTIN DAVIS, LIFE CHIROPRACTIC 644 Laguna, SF www.lifechirosf.com
BEST ELECTRICIAN PAURIC ELECTRIC 2288 Fulton, SF
BEST HAIRSTYLIST
www.facebook.com/rebekahnummerhair
BEST BICYCLE REPAIR
BEST MASSAGE
www.pedalrevolution.org
www.jadenroseholisticbodywork.com
PEDAL REVOLUTION 3085 21st St, SF
JADEN ROSE HOLISTIC BODYWORK 324 Fell, SF
BEST SHOE REPAIR
BEST SPA
FRANK’S SHOE REPAIR 1619 Polk, SF
KABUKI HOT SPRINGS 1750 Geary, SF
BEST TAILOR
BEST FITNESS/GYM -TIE-
www.franksshoerepairsf.com
thesfelectrician.com
INK SALON 660 Market, SF (415) 779-6866
REBEKAH NUMMER, INK SALON
www.patsgarage.com
karensmillie.com
BEST DRY CLEANERS
AL’S ATTIRE 1300 Grant, SF
www.kabukisprings.com
LIFTED 600 14th St., SF
alsattire.com
www.becomelifted.com
BEST LAUNDROMAT BRAINWASH 1122 Folsom, SF
UFORIA 1561 California, SF
www.uforiastudios.com
www.brainwash.com
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BEST AMATEUR SPORTS TEAM
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SAN FRANCISCO FOOTBALL CLUB
YOGA TO THE PEOPLE 5th Floor, 2973 16th St., SF
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www.yogatothepeople.com/san-francisco
OWNER, REBEKAH NUMMER VOTED BEST HAIRSTYLIST SINCE 2012
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A DISH FROM ICHI SUCHI + NI BAR, VOTED BEST SUISHI
BEST OVERALL RESTAURANT NOPA 560 Divisadero, SF
BEST FOOD/DRINK FESTIVAL
BEST NEW RESTAURANT SESSIONS 1 Letterman Dr #150, SF www.sessionssf.com
BEST RESTAURANT SERVICE DELANCEY STREET RESTAURANT 600 The Embarcadero, SF www.delanceystreetfoundation.org
BEST FOOD TRUCK -TIE-
BEST PIZZA
www.senorsisig.com
www.littlestarpizza.com
BEST FOOD DELIVERY BEST FARMERS’ MARKET
BEST SPLURGE RESTAURANT
BEST VEGETARIAN
www.garydanko.com
www.greensrestaurant.com
www.sfgrubstake.com
BEST BURRITO
L’ARDOISE 151 Noe, SF
GREENS Fort Mason Center, SF
HELLA VEGAN EATS 411 26th St., Oakland
WOODHOUSE FISH CO. 2073 Market, SF 1914 Fillmore, SF www.woodhousefish.com
www.superduperburgers.com
ROAM Multiple Locations, SF www.roamburgers.com
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SUPER DUPER Multiple locations
BEST VEGAN
BEST SOUL FOOD
BRENDA’S SOUL FOOD 652 Polk, SF www.frenchsoulfood.com
BEST BARBECUE
4505 BURGERS & BBQ 705 Divisadero, SF www.4505meats.com
www.picarotapasrestaurant.com
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PLUTO’S 3258 Scott, SF 627 Irving, SF www.plutosfreshfood.com
BEST BURGERS -TIE-
PICARO 3120 16th St., SF
www.ardoisesf.com
BEST SALADS
EL FAROLITO 2779 Mission, SF (415) 824-7877
www.hellaveganeats.com
BEST ROMANTIC RESTAURANT
TURTLE TOWER 645 Larkin, SF 5716 Geary, SF 501 Sixth St., SF www.turtletowersf.com
www.louscafesf.com
www.cuesa.org
GRUBSTAKE 1525 Pine, SF
BEST SOUP
LOU’S CAFE 5017 Geary, SF
FERRY PLAZA
BEST LATE-NIGHT RESTAURANT
KEN KEN RAMEN 3378 18th St., SF www.kenkenramen.com
BEST SANDWICHES
SPRIG
TU LAN 8 Sixth St., SF (415) 626-0927
GARY DANKO 800 North Point, SF
BEST BOWL OF NOODLES
LITTLE STAR 846 Divisadero, SF 400 Valencia, SF 1181 Solano, Albany
THE CHAIRMAN www.hailthechairman.com SENOR SISIG
www.sprig.com
BEST BUDGET RESTAURANT
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www.nopasf.com
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VEGA 419 Cortland, SF www.vegapizzasf.com
BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY’S 2499 San Bruno, SF www.breakfastattiffanyssf.com
BEST BRUNCH
BEST INDIAN
www.zaziesf.com
BEST LUNCH
BREAKFAST LUNCH DINNER
LUNCHPAD 581 Hayes, SF
BEST MIDDLE EASTERN LA MEDITERRANEE Multiple locations www.cafelamed.com
www.thelunchpadsf.com
BEST DESSERTS MISSION PIE 2901 Mission, SF
BEST MEXICAN LA TAQUERIA 2889 Mission, SF (415) 285-7117
Award-winning garden – Open seasonally
www.missionpie.com
BEST ICE CREAM MITCHELL’S 688 San Jose, SF
BEST CHINESE
Entire restaurant available to rent for private parties
www.mitchellsicecream.com
SAN TUNG 1031 Irving, SF (415) 242-0828
BEST CAFE
PINHOLE COFFEE 231 Cortland, SF
BEST THAI
2377 SHATTUCK AVE.
www.pinholecoffee.com
LERS ROS 730 Larkin, SF 307 Hayes, SF 3189 16th St., SF
BERKELEY, CA • 510.843.1535
BEST COFFEE ROASTERS PEET’S COFFEE
www.lanoterestaurant.com
www.peets.com
www.lersros.com
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ZAZIE 941 Cole, SF
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WEST PORTAL
300 Connecticut St 415-641-1440
171 Stillman St 415-974-1303
170 West Portal Ave 415-242-GOAT (4628)
DELIVERY
DELIVERY
PICK-UP
PICK-UP
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DINE-IN
O R D E R
O N L I N E
www.goathillpizza.com
THE SCENE AT PAGAN IDOL, VOTED BEST NEW BAR
BEST CUP OF TEA
BEST GAY BAR THE STUD 399 Ninth St., SF
SAMOVAR 411 Valencia, SF 730 Howard, SF
www.studsf.com
www.samovartea.com
BEST HAPPY HOUR
BEST OVERALL BAR
POP’S BAR 2800 24th St., SF
MADRONE ART BAR 500 Divisadero
www.popssf.com
www.madroneartbar.com
BEST WINERY
BEST NEW BAR
ROCK WALL WINES 2301 Monarch, Alameda
PAGAN IDOL 375 Bush, SF
www.rockwallwines.com
www.paganidol.com
BEST WINE BAR
BEST BARTENDER
SCOPO DIVINO 2800 California, SF
RANDY MAUPIN, CAT CLUB
www.scopodivino.com
BEST DIVE BAR
BEST BEER SELECTION
EL RIO 3158 Mission, SF
TORONADO 547 Haight, SF
www.elriosf.com
www.toronado.com
BEST SWANKY BAR NOIR LOUNGE 581 Hayes, SF
BEST CREATIVE COCKTAILS -TIE-
BEST SINGLES BAR
blackbirdbar.com
BLACKBIRD 2124 Market, SF
www.noir-sf.com
BLONDIE’S 540 Valencia, SF
ODDJOB 1337 Mission, SF
www.blondiesbarsf.com
www.oddjobsf.com
BEST SPORTS BAR
BEST BAR STAFF
HI TOPS 2247 Market, SF
CAT CLUB 1190 Folsom, SF
www.hitopssf.com
www.sfcatclub.com
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BEST CHEESE SHOP
www.arizmendibakery.com
www.cowgirlcreamery.com
ARIZMENDI Various locations
COWGIRL CREAMERY Ferry Building, SF
BEST CHOCOLATIER
BEST BUTCHER SHOP -TIE-
No. 1
FOG CITY 455 Market, SF
AVEDANO’S 235 Cortland, SF
www.fogcitynews.com/chocolate.html
www.avedanos.com
BEST POT EDIBLES
OLIVIER’S BUTCHERY 1074 Illinois, SF
Bay Guardian Readers: Thanks for voting us
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BEST ICE CREAM for 2016!!
THE GREEN CROSS 4218 Mission, SF
www.oliviersbutchery.com
ICE CREAM 688 San Jose Ave., San Francisco • (415) 648-2300 Open 7 Days • 11:00 am to 11:00 pm
www.thegreencross.org
PILE IT HIGH AT LOU’S CAFE, VOTED BEST SANDWICHES
www.mitchellsicecream.com
A DELICIOUS DESIGN AT PINHOLE COFFEE, VOTED BEST CAFE
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MS. JUANITA MORE, VOTED BEST DRAG QUEEN
BEST MOVIE THEATER
BEST FILM FESTIVAL
CASTRO THEATRE 429 Castro, SF
www.frameline.org
BEST ARTS FESTIVAL
BEST REP FILM HOUSE
OPEN STUDIOS
www.roxie.com
BEST MUSIC FESTIVAL
SF MOMA 151 Third St., SF
www.hardlystrictlybluegrass.com
BEST MUSEUM
BEST OVERALL DANCE PARTY
BEST REGGAE CLUB
www.bootiemashup.com
www.dubmissionsf.com
DUB MISSION
BEST BOOK PUBLISHER
BEST ART GALLERY
CITY LIGHTS 261 Columbus, SF
www.galeriadelaraza.org
BEST RECORD LABEL
BEST DANCE COMPANY
www.darkentriesrecords.com
GALERIA DE LA RAZA 2857 24th St., SF
www.citylights.com
ODC 351 Shotwell, SF
DARK ENTRIES
BEST BAND KATDELIC
www.odcdance.org
BEST THEATER COMPANY
SAN FRANCISCO NEO-FUTURISTS www.sfneofuturists.com
BEST PERFORMANCE SPACE -TIEPIANOFIGHT 144 Taylor, SF
www.ronkat.net
BEST SINGER-SONGWRITER SAM CHASE
www.thesamchase.com
BEST DJ
SAKE ONE
ww.facebook.com/djsake1
www.pianofight.com
BEST LIVE MUSIC VENUE
Z SPACE 450 Florida, SF
GREAT AMERICAN MUSIC HALL 859 O’Farrell, SF
www.zspace.org
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www.bottomofthehill.com
BOTTOM OF THE HILL 1233 17th St., SF
HARDLY STRICTLY BLUEGRASS
www.sfmoma.org
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BOOTIE SF
www.artspan.org
ROXIE THEATER 3117 16th St., SF
BEST ROCK CLUB
DNA LOUNGE 375 11th St., SF
FRAMELINE
www.castrotheatre.com
BEST OVERALL NIGHTLIFE VENUE
ww.slimspresents.com **BEST*OF*THE*BAY*2016**
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BEST DRAG QUEEN JUANITA MORE
www.juanitamore.com
BEST BURLESQUE
HUBBA HUBBA REVIEW www.facebook.com/groups/hubbahubbarevue
BEST COMEDY VENUE COBB’S COMEDY CLUB 915 Columbus, SF. www.cobbscomedy.com
BEST COMEDIAN SHANTI CHARAN, VOTED BEST COMEDIAN
SHANTI CHARAN
www.shanticharan.com
BEST MAGICIAN
BEST HIP-HOP CLUB
ROBERT STRONG
TRAP CITY
www.strongentertainment.com
www.trapcitysf.com
BEST OPEN MIC NIGHT
BEST JAZZ CLUB -TIE-
HOTEL UTAH 500 4th St., SF
SFJAZZ 201 Franklin, SF
www.hotelutah.com
www.sfjazz.org
YOSHI’S 510 Embarcadero West, Oakland www.yoshis.com
BEST LITERARY NIGHT LUNADA
www.galeriadelaraza.org
BEST STRIP CLUB
BEST SALSA CLUB
GOLD CLUB 650 Howard St., SF
CIGAR BAR 850 Montgomery, SF
www.goldclubsf.com
www.cigarbarandgrill.com
BEST HOUSE/TECHNO CLUB MONARCH 101 6th St, SF
BEST SEX CLUB EROS 2051 Market, SF www.erossf.com
www.monarchsf.com
BEST LATE-NIGHT DANCING CAT CLUB 1190 Folsom
BEST PORN STUDIO KINK
www.kink.com
www.sfcatclub.com
BEST TRIVIA NIGHT EDINBURGH CASTLE 950 Geary, SF
Fifty years of a consistent, articulate, passionate and unequivocal voice for social, economic, and environmental justice is a remarkable accomplishment by any measure.
www.thecastlesf.com
BEST JUKEBOX LUCKY 13 2140 Market, SF (415) 487-1313
BEST KARAOKE BAR
THE MINT KARAOKE LOUNGE 1942 Market, SF themint.net
Congratulations, SFBG!
BEST OVERALL QUEER PARTY SWAGGER LIKE US
–Mark Leno
www.swaggersf.com
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NEW GOLDEN YEARS ____________________________________ 50 years ago, the Bay Guardian helped define the alternative press. Now we’re back for a new generation. BY TIM REDMOND
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he folks on the Left were arguing: Some said that the two candidates were both corporate sellouts, that both parties were captives of big business – and maybe the best thing to do was just sit it out. It was 1966, and a tiny new newspaper called the San Francisco Bay Guardian was about to issue its first endorsement. San Francisco was still a pretty conservative town: The last mayor was a Republican. The city’s representative in Congress was a Republican. There were Republicans on the Board of Supervisors (and even the Democrats were far from a liberal bunch). The Summer of Love was a year away. The Grateful Dead were still playing small clubs. Harvey Milk was working quietly as a stock analyst in New York City. And the Guardian had no doubts about how to address the election for governor. Incumbent Pat Brown had his problems, the paper noted – but they were insignificant compared to the disaster named Ronald Reagan. If the GOP nominee won, it would be the end of liberal California and would usher in an era of anti-union, anti-tax, anti-government attitudes, and the state might never recover. Check it out: That was a pretty good call. If the Guardian had statewide reach and could have swung that election, California, and the United States, would be a very different place today. That was the thing about the paper that Bruce B. Brugmann and Jean Dibble founded half a century ago: It was clear-eyed about the reality of politics. And today, as we celebrate our 50th anniversary, we are taking the same approach – check out our full 2016 election endorsements at www.sfbg.com. Yes, Hillary Clinton is a flawed candidate for president. Yes, if she wins, we will work to hold her accountable to a progressive agenda (as the Guardian of 1966 would have done with Pat Brown). But there are real choices here, and people’s lives hang in the balance. The Guardian’s endorsement for governor was somewhat a philosophical exercise in 1966; a little start-up paper in San Francisco wasn’t going to swing a major statewide election. But it put the paper on the map – and started a tradition of endorsements of local candidates that became among the most influential in the city. From 1966 to today, the Guardian election guide has been the gold standard for progressive voters – and I can tell you why. For more than 30 years, I was involved in the process. We spend vast amounts of time researching every issue and candidate. We questioned everyone and everything. We came to our independent decisions without fear or favor, influenced by nobody but ourselves and our vision of what was best for the city. We were mostly right, sometimes wrong (the problem with endorsing candidates, Bruce loved to say, is that sometimes they get elected), but never driven by anything but our analysis and instincts. And unlike the establishment news media of the day, we were right in the middle of all 16
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of the biggest campaigns. The Guardian was one of the first and strongest advocates of limits on highrise office development. Starting in the early 1970s, we promoted district elections of supervisors (Milk was among those who took office in the first district races).
date who won – off the hook for his failures. (When Agnos refused to move to evict Pacific Gas and Electric Company’s illegal operation and replace it with public power, our headline read: “Agnos to city: Drop dead.”) The campaign for public power helped
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public power system in the city. Some things, we learned, take time. But we never quit. In fact, Bruce used to have a bumper sticker on his door that said, “Never give up. Never ever ever ever.” The repeal of district elections in 1980s was a huge blow to progressive politics in the city – and we never failed to point that out, year after year, until Tom Ammiano and Terence Hallinan managed to restore the district system, in 1999. Never, ever give up. Never ever ever ever. Now that Marke B and I have taken over this paper, we hope we can live up to that tradition. Of course, the Bay Guardian was a lot more than political endorsements. It was the voice of the voiceless in the city. When I first started as a young reporter, Bruce told me that the big dailies (back then, the Chronicle and the Examiner) looked at the city from the top of the Transamerica pyramid down; we looked at it from the bottom up. If you work for the Chron he said, “You can always find a welfare cheat.” If you work for the Guardian, you go out and ask why people on welfare get so little money to begin with, and why there is so much urban poverty, and why we aren’t taxing the rich (including the owners of the Chron). The Guardian lived through and reported on the 1960s counterculture, but was never really part of it: While the hippie newspapers talked about dropping out and tearing down The System, the Guardian stayed in, and watched City Hall, and the neighborhoods, and pushed for rent control and development limits and gay rights and district elections of supervisors and public power. The really cool underground papers had their day, and died out. The Guardian was in it for the long haul. In the first 30 years of the paper’s life, more the 50 publications started and died in San Francisco. Back then, there was no such thing as the “alternative press.” When Bruce and Jean started the Guardian, there was no model; they made it up as they went along. By the 1980s, the “alt-weeklies” were flourishing in more than 100 US cities, many of them using the Guardian model. One of the inventions of the Guardian was a love affair with San Francisco called “The Best of the Bay.” It started in 1974,when Esquire magazine decided to do a feature called “the Best of America.” In most cities, the mag did its own research; in SF, it turned to the Guardian. Bruce helped collect data – but figured (correctly) that this was a one-off gimmick for Esquire, but could be an ongoing franchise for the local paper. The Best of the Bay took off – and about 100 other alt weeklies took the idea and turned it into annual traditions. (Every publication in town now does a “best of.” They are all derivative. “Why can’t they come up with their own ideas?” Bruce used to ask.) The alt-weekly model that the Guardian helped create is changing. The money that came from classified ads is gone; print is a different creature now, and a once-mighty national trend is declining. The Guardian was sold, then shut down. But we are back, with a new model, CONTINUES ON PAGE 17 >> SHOPPING
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working in a digital world where print is an adjunct – not the beginning and the end, but a part of a much larger picture of news media. We are not a weekly, but will publish online at sfbg.com and in print for special issues like this one. We are a sister publication to 48hills.org, a daily nonprofit digital newspaper. We are trying here, as Bruce and Jean did 50 years ago, to define the role of progressive media in a city under immense pressure. It wasn’t easy breaking the mold back then; it’s not easy now. But somehow, the Guardian has managed to survive for half a century, and somehow, has come back to life after a Canadian owner shut it down. And you are reading the result.
That’s what we do in the alternative press – never give up, never ever every ever. We are part of San Francisco, and we’re glad to have you around for the ride as we define the next 50 years.
CONGRATULATIONS AND GREAT THANKS TO EVERYONE IN THE BAY GUARDIAN FAMILY FOR
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A WORK FROM “DIA DEL LOS MUERTOS: A PROMISE NOT TO FORGET” AT SOMARTS, BEST CULTURAL VANGUARDIANS PHOTO BY DAVID SCHNUR
BEST GRAND REANIMATION
The historic Grand Cinema on Mission Street is certainly grand, but like most closed theaters in San Francisco it was fated to beome either condos or a parking lot. That is, until it became one of the most innovative venues in the city: Gray Area. The nonprofit Gray Area Foundation is committed to “apply art and technology to create positive social impact through education, civic engagement, and public programs.” And in its new home in this huge, ornate space, it’s brought us everything from the packed experimental SF Tape and SFSound festivals to live electronic music-film hybrids and exhibitions of DeepDream computer-simulated neural network art. Part of the healthy revival of the avant-garde in SF, Gray Area continues to expand the definiton of “tech” to include vital arts and artists. 2665 Mission, SF. www.grayarea.org
BEST BEATLES IN A BOWL
While the piping hot ramen trend has sparked several great newcomers (Ramen Underground, Kaiju Eats, Men Oh!, Iza) and a renaissance of more classic spots, Halu in the Richmond truly feels like you’ve stepped into a tiny Japanese noodle wonderland -and also a “Yellow Submarine.” “Halu” is the phonetic Japanese version of “Help!,” you see. Laden almost floor to ceiling with Fab Four memorabilia, from lunch boxes and action figures to vintage posters and a soundtrack of hits, Halu truly defines “hole
in the wall,” but how many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall? Well, we know what it takes to fill the hole in our stomach: the delectably brothy ramen here, of course, but also full menu of breaded skewer items known as kushikatsu. 312 Eighth Avenue, SF. 415-221-9165.
BEST DANCE FLOOR FORGETME-NOTS
DJ Jim Hopkins has been spinning records for almost 40 years -- he started in 1978 at the tender age of 13 -- and has lived through some of the highest highs (and lowest
BEST ZINE SCENE
“What is a zine?” we have been asked by bright-eyed questioners. “It’s like a handmade blog on paper, but cooler,” we respond. “What’s a blog?” has come the reply. At which point we throw up both hands and point to the annual San Francisco Zine Fest, the annual celebration of DIY print publishing. Although it sprang up well after the preInternet golden age of fanzines in the ‘80s, for 15 years Zine Fest has celebrated the quaint, the quirky, the politically outspoken, and the outlandishly precious in the form of original magazines, comics, pamphlets, posters, postcards, and more. This year’s overflowing edition, on Labor Day Weekend, felt especially poignant. If you ever need proof that SF is still full of scrappy alternative spirit, this is your destination. www.sfzinefest.org 20
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lows) of San Francisco nightlife. He’s also witnessed the technology of DJing change dramatically, from vinyl and reel-to-reel tape to complex laptop programs. His love for the dance floor sounds of yore, and his fear that the work of some of our greatest DJs would be lost, spurred him to form the San Francisco Disco Preservation Society, which digitizes a wealth of formerly unheard material for a new generation, from the very birth of the modern DJ mix in the 1970s through disco and Hi-NRG’s heady rush at clubs like the Trocadero Transfer. With contributions from legendary nightlife denizens, Hopkins is almost single-handedly preserving a unique art form that thrived for decades, and continues to this day. hearthis.at/sfdps
BEST STEAMY “EUREKA!”
The hippest place to shed your clothes and relax in SF? It’s tucked in the Bayview, an oasis of Old World bathing tradition updated for San Francisco sensibilities. Archimedes Banya combines Greek laconica, Turkish hammam, German thermen, Scandinavian sauna, and Russian banya elements (yes, you can get flogged with eucalyptus branches here) into a state-of-the-art experience that’s not just comfortable and reivigorating, it’s also CONTINUES ON PAGE 21 >>
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“FARTHER OUT” NIGHT AT SOUNDBOX, BEST SOUND OUT-OF-THE-BOX PHOTO BY STEPHAN COHEN
a lot of fun. With clientele mixing hip young Burner types with old school Russian emigres -- chessboards floating in the hot tubs help bring them together -- and several different saunas, pools, massage packages, and beauty treatments to choose from, Archimedes is a fantastic discovery. And don’t miss one of SF’s best hidden gems located inside: Z’teamers, a Russian restaurant where you can enjoy a refreshing kombucha spritzer after your soak and steam. 748 Innes Ave. www.banyasf.com
BEST IN-TENTS-SIONS
This year was especially awful for our homeless population: First, rising income inequality and lack of empathy and support for social services continued to cause encampments to swell. Then, El Nino storms doused the encampments with rain. On top of this the Super Bowl came, and the mayor ordered the encampments dismantled, confiscating tents and other belongings in a hideous attempt to “cleanse” the city for tourists. (That cleansing continues today in the form of the mean-spirited Prop. Q.) Two activists -- Tara Spalty and Shaun Osburn -- said “enough” and launched Tents for San Francisco, which has so far raised over $20,000 to buy and distribute replacement tents for homeless people. The campaign was a sensation, spawning fawning praise and vicious denunciation, but mostly it helped dozens of people on the streets stay dry. Which is exactly the kind of thing we should be rooting for. www.gofundme.com/tentsforsf
BEST SOUND OUTSIDE-THE-BOX
Say you’re a major symphony looking to expand your audience, and you just happen to have a cavernous load-in garage and rehearsal space at your disposal. You could go the safe route and use the space to host popular indie rock and EDM concerts, hoping their luster will rub off and make you more attractive to younger crowds. Or you could be brave, dig in your heels, and open one of the most exciting avant-garde music venues in the country, complete with mindblowing Meyer Sound Constellation soundsytem, multimedia effects, advanced cocktail menu, and so much buzz your events sell out in minutes. That’s Soundbox, located at the back of SF Symphony’s Davies, the unqualified success which has helped revolutionize the city’s contemporary music landscape and nightlife scene. We’ve seen and heard some wild things here, from epic futuristic sonic experiments to CIT Y LIVING
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intimate reanimations of 800-year-old hymns. 300 Franklin, SF. www.sfsoundbox.com
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Faux meat might be controversial -- if you’re vegetarian for humane reasons, why would you eat something that reminds you of butchered animals? But some of us need to take baby steps along the path to fleshless enlightenment. Those wee shuffles should lead you right to Lower Haight to experience the joy of Love N Haight Deli’s meatless smoked duck sandwich. Juicy, rich, and perfectly textured, the only thing phony about this quacker is its complete lack of any actual Daffy, Donald, or Howard between your choice of breads. Run since 2000 by vegetarian Laotian immigrant Fey Chao and her family, Love N Haights menu brims with other veggie options -- and stays open til 2am most nights -- making this a true haven for meatless birds of a feather, flocking together. 553 Haight, SF. 415-252-8190.
BEST CULTURAL VANGUARDIANS
As socio-economic and ethnic diversity continues to leech out of San Francisco, one major art gallery has doubled-down on presenting sweeping, breathtaking shows that highlight the vibrant culture and deep roots that still cling to our peninsula. In the past couple years, SomARTS has hosted “Making a Scene” which commemorated and celebrated 50 years of alternative Bay Area arts spaces, “The Black Woman is God” which celebrated the black female presence as the highest spiritual form,” “Resistance,” which explored gentrification and displacement through the work of local Asian and Pacific Islander artists. Currently, SomARTS is hosting the stunning 17th edition of its essential Dia de los Muertos show. Curated by father-son duo René and Rio Yañez, it brings together more than 50 artists to build altars addressing this year’s timely theme, “A Promise Not to Forget.” 934 Brannan, SF. www.somarts.org
BEST ARTISANAL INTERNET
Ditch your Comcast, boot (don’t reboot) your Xfinity -- for a truly personal-feeling high-speed Internet experience, hook up with local provider MonkeyBrains. A reasonable set-up fee ($250) and $35 a month price helps you shake the cable giants off your back while supporting a local business. Rudy Rucker |
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BEST HAMLET ROULETTE
the kids in the double-wide stroller behind you. But believe us, once you bite into Tony Gemignani’s world-famous margherita pizza (it has actually won the title of “best in the world”) all that will melt away in a hot, fresh, perfectly crispy, perfectly spicy experience. You may find flashier pizzas all over town -although it’s not like the tatted up Gemignani is behind on the hip curve, with toppings like quail egg and baba ghanoush, not to mention a Detroit-style pie to die for. But this San Francisco classic reminds us just how flavorful this town really is, however way you slice it. 1570 Stockton, SF. www.tonyspizzanapoletana.com
Hamlet is hard. The brilliant, sprawling Shakespeare play is bursting with zesty soliliquies, fast-paced action, spectral presences, special effects, and essential ancilliary characters. It’s also well over two hours long. Yes, “the play’s the thing,” but while many could hardly muster the stamina to play a specific character, imagine having to play any of them at a moment’s notice! That was the inspired conceit behind the Shotgun Players’ Hamlet this summer, directed by Mark Jackson. Each member of the Berkeleybased stage company learned every role of the play. Five minutes before each show, the actors would pull their roles out of Yorick’s skull and get ready to leap onstage. Dubbed “Hamlet roulette,” the deft production transcended gimmickry with a diverse and excellent cast, giving us a completely new, completely random Hamlet every night to chew on. www.shotgunplayers.org
BEST PIZZA OUR HEART
Look, you may have to duke it out with the tourists for a spot at Tony’s Pizza Napoletana in North Beach. Sometimes the waits are up to an hour, and the only thing grumbling louder than your stomach are
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