Lighter Side of Life

Hello readers, Don’t you think that the weather is fabulous today? I would like to share a joke with you to complement this weather!

FOUR HUSBANDS were sitting in the hospital waiting room waiting for their wives to give birth.Soon, a nurse came out from the delivery room and told the first father,­“ Congratulations! you have twins!”“ Oh! Maybe it is just a coincidence”, said the first father, “ I AM WORKING AT THE PETRONAS TWIN TOWERS. Then, another nurse came out of the room and told the second father,­ Congratulations,­you have triplets!”

“Wow! This must be a coincidence too”, said the second father, I AM WORKING FOR 3M CORPORATION!!

A while later, another nurse appeared and told the third father, “ Congratulations!­your wife gave birth to quadruplets!” “ Thank God! Perhaps this is also a coincidence., exclaimed the third father.

I WORK FOR FOUR SEASONS HOTEL! I , Meanwhile, the fourth father-to-be was becoming very worried. All three fathers asked him, “Why do you look so worried?”

He answered Uhmmm...........I AM WORKING AT SEVEN - ELEVEN!!!!!!

Hahaha! I really pity that confused and worried husband!

But have you guys wandered about why do we have kids? What makes you go for it? Just because most people marry and have kids?

Do you have some other. viewpoints? Please share with us your opinions as we would love to hear them.

Until then, stay tuned for more to thoughts.

for more food for

Thanks for that lovely joke Rj Chirpee!

How many babies will be born to the “Seven- Eleven father� then? Seven, Eleven Or Eighteen?

Haha! Good thing no one works for Hotel 81 Or 20Th Century Fox!!!

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SOME NEW WAYS TO LOOK AT OLDER DEFINITIONS......

Monogamy: ONE doctor having ONE patient.

Parallel Monogamy: ONE doctor having MANY patients.

Bigamy: ONE patient having TWO doctors.

Polygamy: ONE patient having MANY doctors.

Stereogamy: TWO doctors with IMPATIENCE and NO PATIENTS,­trying to look for faults, to cure, in one another.

So Dr. Crooks, why do some people enter into monogamous marriage­ and then divorce or separate in the end?

Well, after a few years, they learn that they are in a stereogamy.

They separate once they learn that t h e y a r e h o m o s e x u a l s .­ M a r r i a g e i s m a s t e r m i n d i n g ­ ­c o p u l a t i o n t o c o n t r o l­ p o p u l a t i o n .­

And here is one last song for the day before­it is time for all of us to go to sleep.

I predict­Captain Con Fessori will also be dozing­off after this song. Since all have dozed off, you have no choice but to hear me sing this­ Skin head, dead head Everybody gone bad Situation, aggravation Everybody allegation In the suite, on the news Everybody dog food Bang bang, shot dead Everybody’s gone mad

All I wanna say is that

Beat me, hate me You can never break me Will me, thrill me You can never kill me Jew me, Sue me Everybody do me Kick me, Kike me Don’t you black or white me

All I wanna say is that

Tell me what has become of my life I have a wife and two children who love me I am the victim of police brutality, now I’m tired of bein’ the victim of hate You’re rapin’ me of my pride Oh, for God’s sake I look to heaven to fulfill its prophecy...

Skin head, dead head Everybody gone bad trepidation, speculation Everybody allegation In the suite, on the news Everybody dog food black man, black male Throw your brother in jail

All I wanna say is that

Tell me what has become of my rights Am I invisible because you ignore me?

Your proclamation promised me free liberty, now I'm tired of bein' the victim of shame They're throwing me in a class with a bad name I can't believe this is the land from which I came You know I do really hate to say it The government don't wanna see But if Roosevelt was livin' He wouldn't let this be, no, no Skin head, dead head Everybody gone bad Situation, speculation Everybody litigation Beat me, bash me You can never trash me Hit me, kick me You can never get me

All I wanna say is that

Some things in life they just don't wanna see But if Martin Luther was livin' He wouldn't let this be Skin head, dead head Everybody gone bad Situation, segregation Everybody allegation In the suite, on the news Everybody dog food Kick me, strike me Don't you wrong or right me

All I wanna say is that

All I wanna say is that

All I wanna say is that

All I wanna say is that