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JANUARY 2013
GIG GUIDE with Sive & Gideon What’s hip, up & happenin’, where Date: 07 – 01 - 2013 • New year’s party @ Da Village with DJ Gideon, DJ Sticks, DJ Mafistor and live performance by Mavusi.com . Damage: R 20 inside R 10. • Kiro’s Club Butterworth with DJ Changes Birthday Party with local DJ’s.
Date: 05 – 01 - 2013 • Welcome 2013 party with DJ Akhona, DJ Jiga and live performance by Andile Ses’khona. Guest : Master Jam @ Men’s Club ( King Williamstown) Damage: R 20
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Rules to remember in life 1. Money cannot buy happiness but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than a bicycle. 2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name. 3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they are in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them. 5. Alcohol does not solve any problems but then again, neither is tea or coffee.
Exam Paper
A BBM conversation between Mpati and Lerato offer an English exam. Mpati: How was your exam paper tsala? Lerato: It was wonderful, but I didn’t know the past tense of “think”. I thought and thought and thought for a long-time then finally I wrote thunk. Mpati: lol, and what about the past tense of “write”? I don’t know what I wrote; I think I wrote “written”. Lerato: That one I didn’t even bother, when I saw the past tense of “GOD”, I just went out of the exam Room....... Ke tseo he taba tsa maBBM bana.
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