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came together like clockwork. Ron Taylor and many other legends made these five days happen. A special shout out to Ron who has recently had hand surgery. He still never missed a morning at the bar. Dedication Ronny! Sorrento nailed it again!

One comment overheard was an observation by two country bowlers about the activity around the club, when they stated that this should be happening at their club. On that day we had the country week pairs, and the Ladies Pennants in the morning, and around lunchtime we had two groups of students from Carine pass through, assisted by our volunteers, as well as them being made aware that in the evening there would be darts as well as corporate bowls. This is the sort of thing that showcases our Club as being active and vibrant, and will hopefully draw them back again.

– Ian Wittber and Ian Lucas

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Sarah was in the fertilised egg business. She had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilise the eggs. She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so she bought some tiny bells and attached them to her roosters.

Each bell had a different tone, so she could tell from a distance which rooster was performing. Now, she could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells. Sarah's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen but, this morning she noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! When she went to investigate, she saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover