Avion 1972-02-11

student Gwernmnt -sociation VOLUME X

FRIDAY FEBRUARY 11, 1972

NUMBER 4

VALENTINES DANCE CANCELLED For those who haven't heard, the dance has been canceled.

Yes I made a very large,very bad mistake which snowballed.

It now threatens the Social Functions Committee, the SGA and our standing in the enertainment community. To those people let me say its my mistake and mine alone : my deepest apolTo.those people ogies.

who franticly tried to bail me out, my thanks.

I feel grateful that you tried and regret that our efforts were I not more successful. believe that it's delora able that the SGA ~ ---was forced to cancel because of my mistake.

I've tendered my resignation last Wednesday.

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WINTER GAM:ES'The trouble wlth you from Yanks is that you're too soft'' the big Norwegian said, brushing flakes of snow off his ears, "Yocr life- it is too full, too easy."

This was just one of the randcm analysis volunteered Tuesday on the disappointing showing of the U.S. ace and snow forces in the 11th Winter Olympic Games.

With the big winter spectacle half over, the Americans found themselves nursing one gold and two bronze medals and occupying a lowly 11 th place among the 12 medal winning teams.

Few questioned that overall it has been a catastrophic experience so far for the world's richest nation. ~ l rnmaining l hope lay in the flashing skates of a 16-year-old speed skater from Nothbrook, 111. , ?mne Henning,world re.:>rd- holder in the 500; her teammate, Dianne Holum, a 1,000 and 1,500 meter specialist, and a brash,aggressive hockey team that lost to Sweden, upset Czechoslovakia and now faces the Soviet Union in a match that could make or break its medal aspirations.

The biggest letdowns have been in figure skating and Alpine skiing, two areas where hopes were high. button Sue C6rmck;a nosed daredevil from Ketchum, Idaho, scored a pleasant surprise when she came in third in the women's downhill ski race and Janet L y m , the 18-year- old bombshell

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Rockford, Ill., rallied spectacularly to partictilarly of Miss get the bronze in Lynn and John Mischa women's figure skating.

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But the three medals Except for Miss looked tarnished when COKrock, American Alpine set alongside the eight skiers have been tasting snow on the medals of EastGermany- bitter three gold, two silver , A1pir.s Slopes, and the andasthreebronze.

NordCc men and women I was disappointed have been so far behind that Janet didn't* the Scandinavian* and Ruesilver, " said Peggy -llans that , they have Fleming, who won ~ m e r - been mistaken as cmpetica's only gold in the itors in another event.

1968 Games at Grenoble television Commentator. " ~ u t I thought Janet's free-skating exhibition was the highl~ghtof the Games.

I 9Oor figure skaters are very young and inexperienced generally.

It takes a lot of nerve to skatemthe Olympics.

I know what it is.

I think all we need is more experience."

Otto Lang, the one time Austrian who helped direct Sonja Henie in her Hollywodd movies in the 19301s, said he felt thht the trouble lay in lack of dedication.

"Europeans, particularlv the ~ r o ncurtain I counGries, will practice school figures by the hours for days at a time," Lang said. " Our kids have more rounded lives. They don't throw themselves so completely into this sort of discipline."

American figure skaters are more show business oriented.

Unable to match Europeans in compulsory figures, they outskate them blind in the free- skating Thig- is true event.

On Monday, Jan. 31, 1972, elections were held in the student center and academic complex. Approximately 1/3 of the total student popul.ation cast a vote for his or her senator.

Congradulations go to the following elected senators: Aviation Management Dick Reimann James Fry Melonie Scofield English and Math Brett Spitalny Mike Voulo A 6 P Joe de Cillis Kim Morris Steve Ward Air Science Andy Andersen Darrell Beard Jim Furman Dan Rees Jim Garrett SENIOR ELECTIONS president-Bank Cothran V.President-Rick Spicer Secretary-Skip Dawson

( NEW FACE ON GAMPUS

JEFF LEDEWITZ

"When a student comes to Embry-Riddle he has many adjustments to make.

My job is to help students make these adjustments in order to rcach their own goals," stated Mr. Jeff Ledewitz, new Director of Counseling and Cdidance and Foreign student Adviser.

"All students have the educational goal of graduating. Taking good

notes, effective study habits, and knowing hgw to prepare for exams are important.

I h here to help the students who are having problems in these areas. My first concern is for those who are already mprobation.

"Our students also have career goals. Some need help an deciding what specific career goals are.

Career service counseling is part of my job.

"There are no limits to the range of stuZentL personal goals--- and, thus, their special personal problems.

I'd like to stress that anything a student P l l s me is confidential.

Mr. Ledewitz completed his BA at Stetson University. his MA at George Washington, and is c~rrently working on his doctorate at Student Personnel and Counseling from Oklahoma State University.

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vending facility on camThe word was passed pus is for you the stu; dents to make use of and naturally the last thib machinery ~n the to receive it was the appropriate manner.

DO -A + last weekend not fight with the mac- seven of our comrades were locked up for hines During the past few illegal purchase and weeks,.we have had sev- possession of alcoholic era1 fellow students beverages. ~ccording to arrested for use or dis- Florida law, the clerk tritutior. of drugs.

I who made the sales has Dean think it is to your be- been charsed too. nefit to consider the spears has asked that consequences of drug use this information be made they can possible do to known with hope thatcare This past weekend six your future. get will be taken by the students, Ann I ~ V - involved in any way with under 21 students. inc; Hank Cothran, Jim drugs.

Daytona season has just Quinn, Bob Duden, Oli h y university-asso- started, and the local ciated club or organizaforces will be on Gagne, and Mike Leonard, represented the soviet tion can make use of the their toes, so to avoid and Albanian Delegations University busses for any hassles, just stay at tht Auburn university field trips. For futher out of their way.

United information, contact the ,,N that EMU finally They came back with a SGA office. hi.s what might be consecond place award for It is mY displeasure sidered a professional perdomance in the Securto inform all students ity (Soviet Delthat the valentine' s looking newspaper, some mj.ght be generegatiOn' and dance scheduled tor tho interest ated from the student Mention ir the General lZth Of has body to insure continued Assemb1.y (Albanian Delbeen cancelled.

The growth. No more appeals e9ati0n'- On Of reasons for this are too though, we don' want the Student Government Put in this you if you don't want ~ ~ ~ ~ congratula~ i ~ t article. i ~ ~The,new Social Functions tions to these students will for their superior performance! be setting up a dance The news has probably with a possible valen- reached you by now about We are rUMirig tine's theme within the the successful six a next two weeks.

Thank students took last to with damage to ve'iding you for your understand- EM" Auburn, Alabama, 3 h i n e s on campus. The ing. weekend. If not, we're d . age is primarily ocwaiting for the pictures cu?ing during the late to get back now, and the edening hours and is repictorial story will apsulting in extensive pear next week. cost for repair tp machinery; The only way we FRANK A , MAYER can maintain any type of

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A.Svou misht take . note of ,-the ~ ~ i has o n a new column e n t i t l e d "Dining Out". Consider this and tnen think about the need for such an article if E M U had dining facilities. In actuality, no plans have been made for a cafeteria in the near future.

1f this short sightednese on the part of , our planning committee continues, enrollment may be down again next year.

No University can grow when the yearly admissions are decreasing. It only seems apparent that the cafeteria facilities we do not have are slowly choking our future.

Some kind of arrangement should be made now, especially in the light oE the loss 0 : Dorm 11.

There is no truth to the rumor that: The name of Dorm 1 has "Aerbis been change to Hall".

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Security assistance programs a r e being planned with a view toward b e t t e r coordinating them with our over-all security e f f o r t . In some cases, t h i s may permit a d d i t i o n a l reductions i n U.S. manpower needs over seas.

Our e f f o r t s toward peace have not been-and w i l l not be-at t h e expense of our m i l i t a r y s t r e n g t h . Indeed, meas u r e s t o maintain t h a t strength are a v i t a l p a r t of our peace e f f o r t s . Accordingly,this budget proposes a subs t a n t i a l i n c r e a s e i n defense programs t o prov i d e f o r the following improvements : 1) a d d i t i o n a l resource f o r our s t r a t e g i c f o r c e s t o increase emphasis on our sea-based s t r a t e g i c d e t e r r e n t f o r c e and t o continue modernization of p r e s e n t o f f e n s i v e and defensive forces; 2) a maior increase i n s h i ~ h u i i d i n-.a . ref l e c t i n a the- high priority i p l a c e upon modernizing our naval forces; a s i z able increase i n research and development t o assure continuation of our technological superi~rity; 3) newilr equipment,highe r manning l e v e l s . and further training t o improve t h e a b i l i t y of t h e National Guard and Res e r v e s t o supplement t h e Active Forces; 4) continued development and procurement of more effective weapons systems f o r t h e land and t a c t i c a l a i r f o r c e s ; and 5) a major e f f o r t t o achieve an all-volunteer force. Toward t h i s end, a c a r e e r i n t h e Armed Forces was made more a t t r a c t i v e by doubling t h e b a s i c pay of f i r s t time e n l i s t e e s i n Nov. 1971. o t h e r increases i n military pay are

STRATEGY FOR PEACE SENIOR CUSS

NAMES ANCHOR MAN

by Gary Anderson Ezra Crotch was named today a s t h e anchor man of the c l a s s of 1970.

Crotch has an outstanding record, having been the only student t o flunk o u t of nine of W r y - R i d d l e ' s Academic, f l i g h t , and maintenance programs.

Getting off to a slow s t a r t Ezra showed up f o r h i s f i r s t c l a s s i n 1966 i n M i a m i , only t o be infonned t h a t t h e school had been moved t o Daytona about a year e a r l i e r . F i n a l l y he a r r i v e d i n Daytona and spent s i x months drinking coffee i n t h e student center before he was t o l d t h a t he would have t o go to c l a s s i f he expected t o graduate. After having studied problems i n j u s t about every curriculum, Ezra switched t o t h e private pilot flight corse from which he w i l l r e c e i v e a Jepessen diploma a t convocation.

Among h i s achievements a s a s t u d e n t a r e severla hundred pink s l i p s , 1 4 l i b r a r y warning n o t i c e s , and a l e t t e r from t h e S e l e c t i v e s e r v i c e notifying him t h a t he had f a i l e d t h e armed services oualifi-cation t e s t .

The yearbook names him.as being most l i k e l y t o be found i n a motel room...alone.

Due t o h i s outstandi n g accomplishments a s an organizer in the Strawberry Alarm Clock concert and t h e scheduli n g of t h e school's bus s e r v i c e Ezra w i l l begin work h e r e a t Riddle next month teaching Princ i p l e s of Manaoement.

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The highest p r i o r i t y of my Administration i s t o bring about an e r a Of peace and prosperity. We a r e pursuing t h i s g o a l through p a r t n e r s h i p with our allies, military strength adequate d e t e r aggression, negot i a t i o n s with those with whom we d i f f e r . and foreign a s s i s t a n c e t h a t encourages s e l f - s u f f i c i ency.

We seek peace t o reduce t h e human s u f f e r i n g t h a t is an i n e v i t a b l e p a r t of war. With peace we can r e l e a s e energies and resources t h a t can he used t o improve the q u a l i t y of l i f e everywhere. We have accompl i s h e d much of t h i s high purpose during t h e p a s t thrse years-particularly a s a r e s u l t of t h e Vietnamization pi-oqram.

South Vietnamese f o r c e s have assumed t h e responsibility for ground combat operations.

Vietnamization is moving forward i n other a r e a s a s well.

As a r e s u l t : 1) U.S. c a s u a l t i e s due t o h o s t i l i t i e s have been averaging l e s s than 10 per week, a s compared with 300 Der week i n 1968.

2) t h e authorized troop l e v e l i n South Vietnam w i l l have been reduced from 549,500 i n January 1969 t o 69,000 a s of May 1, 1972; and 3) d r a f t c a l l s have been reduced from a Vietnam war high of 382,000 t o 94,000 i n calendar year calls.

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o u r newly formed r a n k s .

These men have t h e d i s fhe u e l t a c h i t i n c t i o n of b e i n g t h e 9 c o n f e r e n c e was h e l d f i r s t p l e d g e c l a s s in last weekend at t h e o u r c h a p t e r , and a l a r g e o e l t a c h i chapter at t h e r e s p o n s i b i l i t y w i l l f a l l u n i v e r s i t y of F l o r i d a . on t h e i r c a p a b l e shouldBrian D e l e g a t e s from a l l o v e r e r s . They a r e : t h e s o u t h e a s t came and T r h l i n Chuck Shank, Pete Mike Harvey, ~ o ~b e v i n s , ~ a l e s t : i e r i t Tony rawton,T~~ Tompson M a r g i o t t a , John c o l l i n s . u e n n i s G e r l e and y o u r s Ben Suydam, T i p F u l l e r , truly, ~ c ~ i u s c o headed RaY ans son, Rudy O r t i z , t h e ~ d ~ ~ - ~ i delega, j d l ~ and ill Brown. We of tion. ~ h ~ various asLambda Chi Alpha welcome pects of f r a t e r n i t y you a l l i n t o t h e f a s t problems were d i s c u s s e d e s t growing s o c i a l f r a t and much v a l u a b l e in- e r n i t y on campus and look forward t o many f o r m a t i o n was l e a r n e d .

Plcdge i n i t i a t i o n was happy moments. b u i l d i n g l a s t Sunday a l s o .

Fiftogether a strong brothand lasting t e e n were i n i t i a t e d a n d ' erhood t h e names w i l l a p p e a r f r i e n d s h i p . nsxt issue.

Sunday, t h e 6 t h . Our The s o f t b a l l team h a s f i r s t o f f i c i a l meeting was opened by o u r r e f a i t h f u l l y been p r a c t i c Closed Tuesdays ingand scrimmaged l a s t cently elected president Sunday.

Coach Zawton's B i l l Ryan. w i t h v i c e " t e n " l o o k r e a d y f o r t h e P r e s i d e n t Ed B u l a r . Secf i r s t game t h i s Sunday. r e t a r y L ~ sW i l l i a m s , and Payne Treasurer Stan In anticipation of our . chartering n e x t backing him Up, B i l l month, n e l t a c h i ' s EXg o t r i g h t down t o b u s i ~ssociate The c u t i v e s e c e t a r y came t o n e s s . naytona ~ ~ ~ ~ h to visit B r o t h e r s were i n t r o d u c e d o u r c o l o n y l a s t Monday t o t h a o p e r a t i o n s and and ~ ~ or. F.~ en- ~g o a l s adf t h e e~i g h t week ~ . net11 B r a s t e d . ' 3 7 , uniP l e d g e E d u c a t i o n Program v e r s i t y of F l o r i d a . who and were g i v e n their was p r e s i d e n t of t ? e d i s t i n c t i v e pledge butofGainsville C h a p t e r ~ n t o n s . Each of t h e 1936 and h a s been a t f i c e r s spoke. b r i e f l y t o Delta Chi for years t h e b r o t h e r s , and p l a n s Rubye Hogasapian your Hostess helped with f i n a l prefor future activities p a r a t i o n s and now w e ' r e were d i s c u s s e d . We t h e n s e t f o r t h e c h a r t e r i n g adjourned our meeiing b a n q u e t t o be h e l d March and headed f o r S t e t s o n 11.

Many t h a n k s t o D r . . and our Lambda Chi Brasted who traveled Brothers there.

We had from t h e D e l t a Chi Naa barbeque c h i c k e n and t i o n a l H e a d q u a r t e r s i n b e e r p a r t y , climaxed by Iowa C i t y , Iowa t o o u r a v e r y busy and happy I s t h e r e any t r u t h colony. weekend. t h e rumor t h a t : D r i v e a s though y o u r :!~nry zap?ed Henry c h i l d r e n were i n the other car.

See y a n e x t week.

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Alpha Rho Omega r e ceived a plaque from S t u d e n t Body P r e s i d e n t Frank Mayer a t t h e Feb.2 meeting. T h i s p l a q u e was i n r e c o g n i t i o n of t h e fraternitie's outstanding e f f o r t s during the f a l l blood d r i v e . A f t e r t h e presentation, Mr. Mayer opened a q u e s t i o n and answer period. be q u e s t i o n of most c o n c e r n t o students d e a l t w i t h the f a c t s surrounding the e x p i r i n g l e a s e on Dorm TWO. I n A i l t h o s e forced students w i l l i n t o Dorm One o r e l s e where. FLASH!!

We were a l s o informed of a p l a n ned C a r e e r Day f o r sometime in March. Many different employment w i l l be possibilities presented through f i e l d representatives.

Alpha Rho Omega's cor&ributions t o ERA11 politics now i n c l u d e d Skip Dawson, who was elected senior class s e c r e t a r y , a n d S t e v e Ward and K i m M o r r i s a s A6P senators.

The Rush P a r t y on F e b . 4 t h was a tremendous s u c c e s s . The S t a r l i g h t Room of t h e . Carousel Motel was t h e s c e n e of t h e l a t e s t "HOME" movi e s . .The most w e l l r e ceived portrayed a "Womanwalking Dinner i n c l u d e d b e e r and pizza.

A l l those interested in j o i n i n g Alpha Rho 'Omega and t h o s e who d i d not s i g n t h e list a t t h e r u s h P a r t y , c o n t a c t Norm Henkel, EMU BOX 781.

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F L I P HIS WINGS Remarks an airplane pilot gets tired of hearing: "Do you get another ring around your sleeve every time you take an airplane up and bring to down safely?"

"Is it much harder to drive an airplane than it is a truck?"

"Ooooh, he looks so military in his uniform.

I don't know whether to kiss him or salute him."

"I'm a white knuckle flier.

Can you take it kind of slow and easy on this trip?"

"Be careful going into the cockpit, Judy.

Our fly boy- today is Rooer the Pincher. He's got more hands than an octopus. " "If I took out $50.000 insurance and named you the beneficiary, sir, how would that affect my chances of coming down alive?"

"Oh, are you the pilot, fellow? I've got a little bursitis in my shoulder. Would you minZ carrying my bag-out to the plane?"

"When you pass over Omaha, would you mind circling around it a few times?

My son Rodney was horn there, but he's never seen it from the air. " "You jet pilots get paid so much these days it's a wonder more of you don't buy airplanes and go into business.for yourself- like cab drivers do."

"I suppose you guys are just like sailors and have a girl or ts-G in every port."

"After we get up in the air, would you mind opening one of the windows? ~ t ' s y:tting a bit stuffy in here." "stop: stop!

I've changed my mind. I've decided I want to go by railroad after all."

"What are all those buttons and switches and lights up in that little room where you sit?

Do they tell you what to do next, or do you tell them what to do?"

"If the food on this airline is so good, pilot,why are you carrying your own lunch?'

"If I get locked in the men's room, will you be sure and let me out when we get to Kansas City?"

"Things hre getting pretty dull back here.

How about me coming up and joini.;lg you and the copilot in a littlegame

rummy.

There won't be GOODYEAR REAL FINE any trouble over it The Goodyear Blimp I'm a personal friend of Parking tickets will one of your firm's vice will arrive at the Aca- be given to both faculty demic Complex on Thurspresidents. " and students who park in "Tonight in Calcutta, day, Feb. 17. The area NO PARKING areas.

Stutomorrow in Rome.

The .marked on the map helow dents will be given ticwill be blocked off.

All world's getting to be kets for parking in facjust a big fat yawn, students are requested ulty areas. All parking to keep their cars clear isn't it?" areas are designated on "What do you mean you of this area as long as the published parking*. don't think I should the blimp is being dockThis map is the final ed in that area. Thank have a third drink beauthority on parking you for your cooperafore dinner?

Why I areas and should be contion. have at least three sulted when in doubt or drinks before I reach when there is no siqn. , for a cupof coffee every PARKING MAP FINES morning. " First offenEZI.warning "I want to thank you Second offense $1.00 for a very nice ride, Third offense $2.00 Sonny. Now wait until I Fourth offense $5.00 go through my purse. Oh, yes, there it is. Here, take this quarter.

I There is no truth to the want you to keep it all rumor that: for yourself. " The Goodyear Blimp will goes conduct touch and during race weeks.

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The main reason for 10sing is that they were playing one man short.

Actually, a -couple of the guys are short, what I really mean is they were minus one player.

The officers of the club (they are the ones that sit up front . . during meetings), have decided thac- the Vet's club shouldn't be losing games, so to help alleiate the shortage of players problem, a bulletin board has been put up next to the Used Book Store.

On t k bulletin board there are three lists: onc will get you on the volleyball team, which needs help.

The second one will get you on the softball team w h i c h w i l l probably need help.

The third will get you on the tour of Cape Kennedy scheduled for Saturday, February 26th at a time that will be announced.

NO kidding, one dollar will cover the transportation and admission charge, if you haven't seen the Cape yet, here's your So if you have to play some healcthy sports or go to the Cape, hustle over to the bookstore and sign Just briny your up. membership card.

Speaking of membership cards, a 6ew of you may not. have received yours yet due to an administrative error. If not, please check at the Used Book Store or see Ron Nyhan.

There kill be a membership meeting tonight at the Boar's Head Lounge, a PM as usual.

The meeting tonight is another chance to join cr pick up the club missing cards.

Hope to see you there.

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IÂŁ your husband is a veteran, you are more than welcome to join the E,nbry- Riddle Veteran's Assiciation Wiveb Auxiliary.

(Your husband has to bm a veterrn but not necessarily a member of the school's veteran's Association.)

We have meetings every second and fourth Tuesday evening of the month. the dress in anything casual and comfortable.

Our nett meeting will be Feb. 22nd at 7:30 PM Ccntact Lisa Wolff at 252-5686 for the location.

You'll find a friendly, relaxing atmosphere where you'll become involved in a variety of activities and projects.

So why not give Lisa a call today for the address of the next meeting??

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The AVION's new look ahd expanding editorial policies has given birth to this column- a guide to eating In and around Daytona Beach. It will be published weekly (finances permitting) and will attempt to guide ERAU students and friends away from the tourist traps and into the few decent restaurants that the area offers.

The Beef and Bottle was visited this week.

Starting with possibily the best restaurant in town will undoubtably cause the next few restaurants to seem humble by comparison, but we will try to stay objective.

The Beef and Bottle is the type of place to take a date.

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The bar was very actthey wereup to standards Ibia and strong).

The ive and we found out a happy salad bar was next, and that there's we had a ball helping hour on Friday from 4:30 to 6:30 with drinks at 4 ourselves to all the and free salad,tomatoes, olives, price t.55) hor'dourves. There were and dressing ( even Roquefort! we couid fix. even a couple of likefy 1 was ready to go looking girls- and me home after t!e salad, with my wife and doggy but we decided to stick bag.

I was Time to pay. around and have the .Prime Rib we had already expecting bad news-you ordered.

It's a good generally get what you thing we did because it pay for. With drinks was fantastic.

It and tip we got away with arrived with a m m o t h $15 and had the most the baked potato- even my expensive item on I wgs really menu, eves told me I wasn't a o:~ n a to finish the pleasantly surprised.

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no, c a c k l e s because none of t h i s i s s e r i o u s .

E x c e p t when h e ' s w r i t i n g music -- "which m a t t e r s " nothing e l s e matters.

He's p u t t i n g me on and h e ' s p u t t i n g h i m s e l f on.

He's a c r o t c h e t y young man and everyone should j u s t l e a v e him a l o n e and l e t him w r i t e . He l a u g h s a t h i s fame, f o r t u n e and stardom because they d o n ' t e x i s t f o r him. H i s manner and h i s music want u s t o remember t h a t he's J u s t P l a i n Folk L i k e You And L i k e M e .

But what i f h e e v e r becomes a s u p e r s t a r ? " I w o n ' t l e t it happen. 1'11 d o t h e wrong t h i n g . I ' l l mess aw o n ' t work. round. I I ' l l make a bad album.

YOU know."

D o n ' t b e l i e v e him.His music i s t o i m p o r t a n t t o him. H i s songs have been r e c o r d e d

by Judy C o l l i n s , Helen Reddy, B a r b r a S t r e i s a n d , Harry Nilsson. E l l a Fitzoerald and h i m s e l f on * t h r e e Newman Sings Newman albums.. And who i n t e r the bzst? p r e t s R.N. Simple answer: " I do Every once i n a w h i l e a kind phrase s l i p s out l i k e "it's f l a t t e r i n o t o s e e t h o s e p e o p l e comi n g t o my c o n c e r t s " b u t he q u i c k l y checks

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p r e s s k i t contains a large glossy p h o t o , a four-page b i o , t e n newspaper articles a b o u t him and twelve y e l l o w "33 and 1/3"-cent Randy Newman Reprise stamps.

Representing t h e b e s t reviewed a r t i s t o f 1971, t h e p r e s s k i t o f f e r s : Randy Newman.And t h e n t h e a d j e c t i v e s spew out: "the finest," " g r e a t " , " b e s t pop s i n g e r " , "a major s t a r " , " a pure d e l i g h t " , "mindbending and on and on u n t i l one wonders.

But d o n ' t s t o p r e a d i n g now. You may n o t have h e a r d Randy Newmanb u t this Newman i s a new man on t h e composing and s i n g i n g scene and, a s much a s h e ' l l f i g h t i t , ~ a h d Newman ~ probably w i l l l i v e up t o all those adjectives, the f o u r page b i o and at l e a s t t e n o u t of t w e l v e most embarrassing StamDS The w r i t e r o f such p o p u l a r s o n g s a s "Mama Told Me Not To Come," . ' I ' l l Bq Home", and "I Think I t ' s Gonna Rain h i m s e l f w i t h s o m e f l i p " I have no Nswnan a n p a n t remark.

Today",. f r i e n d s , " h e s a i d dramaowlish-looking 28-year t i c a l l y .

T h e re are old was making t h e i u s t fans." round of the college H i s l i t t i n g bullabyc i r c u i t recontly.

On s t a g e h e ' s meek e s q u e m e l o d i e s have a n undertone of menacing and mtunbly humble, mutH i s music i s tering an c c c a s i o n a l macabre. of "What would you l i k e t o a coy combination his i s a b l a c k and w h i t e humor, hear?" o r c y c n i c a l s a t i r e and jong I wrote".

He's t w n nostalgia, n p r e t e n t i o u s almost t o 'small presented in gentle t h e p o i n t of b e i n g ' pret e n t i o u s . But n o t q u i t e C h a r a c t e r s k e t c h e s t h a t range from down home He e n d s t h e q u i e t , hourl o n g Randy Newman song n a i v e t e t o " A l l I n The Family* set t o music.His f e s t ' ! w i t h a ' qillck and songs a r e s h o r t and semi q u i e t "goodbye" and t h e sweet. He w r i t e s a b o u t audience loves him.

F i n a l l y , when he s i n g s t h e Yellow Man " e a t i n g the them, those s t r a n g e r i c e a l l day/while l v r i c s make s e n s e .

So what d o e s he know I and/or like? " A l l c a r e a b o u t i s how I'm writins.

I t ' s s o much t h e main t h i n a t-~~~ h a -t the ---r e s t of t h e s t u f f i s n ' t important.

1'11 l o o k at the record s a l e s figures and t h e r e ' s James T a y l o r o u t t h e r e and t h e r e am down there.

But it i s n ' t a b i g thing."

"What d o you d o i n your spare time?" I asked. " I s t i c k p i n s i n my l i t t l e d o l l of James Taylor."

"What d o you spend y o u r money on?"

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children play he keeps h i s money t i g h t i n h i s hand/with h i s y e l l o w woman h e ' s a y e l l o w man.

Or, " S i s t e r Sue, s h e ' s s h o r t and s t o u t / she d i d n ' t grow u p , s h e grew out/Mama says she's plain, but she's just thinks b e i n g kind/Papa she's pretty, but he's let almost b l i n d / d o n ' t h e r o u t much ' c e p t a t night/but I don't care ' c a u s e I ' m a l r i g h t . " And a middle-American love s t o r y ; "We met one summer e v e n i c g a s t h e s u n was g o i n g down/she was l y i n g on t h e beach i n h e r g r a d u a t i o n down... they s e n t h e r t o high school, they s e n t her t o low s c h o o l , s h e just w o u l d n ' t go n c f u r t h e r .

O f f - s t a g e , Randy Newman i s s h y and yet b r a s h : meek y e t mouthy; e v a s i v e and abrasive.

"When I have a c h o i c e I don't talk a t all," he s a i d a t t h e b e g i n n i n g of o u r i n t e.r v i-ew.

"I d o n ' t i i k e reading about myself and I d o n ' t l i k e l i s t e n i n g t o myself.

I d o n ' t know who buys my r e c o r d s , I d o n ' t know who sees my concerts, I d o n ' t know what my apa, e.a--l iq."

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o v e r where he l e f t o f f .

L i k e t h i s one I h e a r d htm s i n g a t t h e end of a concert. arlund h t e I ' v e been world, Had my p i c k of any g i r l , You t h i n k I ' d be happy, but I ' m not.

Everybody knows my name, But i t ' s j u s t a c r a z y game.

Oh, i t ' s l o n e l y a t t h e top.

L i s t e n , a l l you f o o l s out there, Go on and l o v e me, I don't care, Oh, i t ' s l o n e l y a t t h e top Goodnight".

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Yes, t h e dance h a s been c a n c e l e d and J i m Owen does take f u l l blame.

But is it r i g h t t o n a i l him t o t h e cross because of one e r r o r ? I t i s my o p i n i o n t h a t Ile d o e s n o t have t o take f u l l responsibility f o r the cancellation.

We could have had a d a n c e t h i s weekend from information I received.

I t would n o t have been i n t h e Grand B a l l Room b u t i n t h e basement of t h e P l a z a Hotel.

I t may n o t have t h e b e a u t i f u l c a r p e t o r hanging chande l i e r s , b u t it i s cheaper.

The money saved by having it i n t h e " b a r g i n basement" could have been used t o ' s p r u c e up the place.

SO when you have to f i n d ' something t o d o S a t u r d a y n i g h t a f t e r you made y o u r plans,rem&er one t h i n g J i m Owen d i d n o t have t h e l a s t word i n the a f f a i r .

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