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May 16, 2014 good luck living alone with my parents. Taryn Jakubowski and Ally Sunter, I give my car. Matthew Frederick, my love and the payments of that bracelet. I, Max Peterson, will to Joseph Stuve all tromboning responsibilities. I will to Parth Patel Mr. Styers and all his ties. I, Laura Pilat, will to Jordan Pasco a stress ball. I will to Evan Pilat my locker from freshman I, Kora Rea, will my best friendship to Mitch Mollica, I will my sensitive nature to McKenna Schaller, I will my talkative nature to Maddy Paez, I will my theatrical tendencies to Lexi LaFaire, I will my comforting nature to Lexi Archambeau, I will my entire being to all of my friends who have loved and supported me throughout high school. Thank you all so much, I will miss you all! I, Vitoria Reales, will to Parth the announce ments and a lonely year without me; to Collin, Jake, and Ricky a million Alabama parties; to Jon the right to interrupt me for as many seconds as you want; to Michael and Becca, endless love; to Kailen, I don’t even know, you got so much game; to Emily the right to swag freely; to Stephanie anything you want omg I love you; to Gwen another confetti egg; to Megan good luck with theatre boys; to Becca a bunch of cookies with compliments; and to Max the right to talk to girls next year. Platonically. I, Connor, will my shoes to my brother, my common sense to Alex Reiter, my intelligence to Parth Patel, and my academic success to all future HHS students. I, Geoff Reif, will my Throne of Huntley High School to Scott Rowe; my dirty singlet to B.J. Bertlesman; my love to Stephanie Newman; the stoop to my friends. I, Alexia Rivera, will make a change hopefully artistically or an impact in a positive way. I, Emily Roller, will to my friend Kat a better phone. I, Kollin Rott, will to Mr. Styers unlimited free passes for any and all math mistakes he makes; to Mr. Swartzloff, my dry wit, sarcasm, and sweet beard; to Alex Reiter, I bequeath a trip to “Taco Bell”; to Colin Worden, my position as the most important Kollin/Collin/Colin in the school; to Mrs. Swartzloff, I give two tickets so can take Mr. S to a Taylor Swift concert; and to everyone, a thank you for a wonderful four years.
I, Hannah Rosso, will to Melissa Janelli my talent for finding trouble wherever it may be. I will to Jessica Celli my dogs, Beuheler and Shelby (not really though). I will to Emily Litwin my lifetime supply of Double-Stuf Oreos. I will to Briana Gerardi the inflatable deer in my basement. I will to Heather Holinbeck my sense of adventure, and to Lani Pietrantonio I will my sarcasm. I will to Brendon Fitzgerald my love for Time and Eric. I will to Michael Lowry our 1 a.m. talks, and to the rest of the crew, I will all those nights at Husch’s. I will to my younger brother, Michael, the luck I had in finding such great friends in high school. I, Kevin Runge, will to Mr.Swartzloff the rights to our incredible APUSH video, even though it is technically not mine to give away. I also leave next year’s speech captains all the success we had this year. And finally, I leave the future of the marching band to next year’s seniors. March your hearts out! I, Jake Schaefer, will to Robert Witt my heartbreaking abilities! I, Michael Shane Schmitt, will to Trevor Oslance the training he needs to base jump, Brad Spoeth a pack of Trident Layers gum, Glenn Miller gets Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory, Mitchell Kawell a lot of workout equipment, Kyle Slonka more height, Ali Cazel and Amanda Cazel nothing because they already have everything, Laura Pellegrino the energy to not go to bed as early, Savannah Lincoln a personal chef, Marlee a houseful of wiener dogs, Emily Blanken fully functioning hearing, Bri Gerardi less stress since she has to deal with Mitch, and lastly, Jenna Hermansen gets a movie theater.
I, Charlotte Skala, will all my belongings to my friends Megan Wilson, Allie Kurkjian, Lexi Archambeau, and Zoe Detlaf because it is mostly useless junk and will annoy them immensely. I, Mark Skonieczny, will to Matt Blain a bigger truck and a bucket of baseballs and a tee. To Robert Thomm and Brian Wiggins some beef jerky. To Eric Luecht and Mason Martin a bromance picture. To Dani Alvarez endless supply of Illinois clothes and Illinois school spirit. To Trevor Symbol some better attire and shiny shoes. To Matt Skonieczny, some better grades and a new brother to bug you. To Tommy Kiriakopoulos a better wood bat. To Vonn Navarro more Illinois gear, and a couch to sleep on in my dorm room. To Mr. Morehart a new clubhouse, a Fungo bat and some pearls. To Coach Jakubowski some New L screens, a field tarp, and some extra Quick Dry. I, Ashley Secreto, will my Robert Downey Jr. collection to Aubrie Purtell because I know she will take good care of it, my shoes to Zoe Quezada because she compliments me all the time, all my piggy banks to Olivia Krewer because she could use the extra cash, and my car, Crusher, to no one because I can’t think of anyone else worthy of the beast. I, Meghan Sedey, will to Alex Blanchard my friendship because now senior year is over, we can admit to being friends. To Quentin Sedey I leave an empty lunch table and #yoloswag. To Drake Wash-Prado, I will him Cory in the House. To Miles Jones I give a carpool service since you’re going to need it. I, Aparna Sivasankaran, will my combat boots to Pooja Patel. I will the rest of my summer apparel to Caitlin Ong. I will my arsenal of gifs and my ability to just not to Adam Urbanski a.k.a A. Banks. I will my collection of Harry Potter DVDs and my light-up wand to Sarah Palecki a.k.a Sarahpal. I will my statistical genius to Jolie Steinhert and Emma Plansky. And, I will all those mentioned above my surplus of chins. I, Britni Siwuda, will my hours and all the patience in the world to Brandon Brown for his job at Domino’s Pizza; protein shakes to Christian Olivera because he thinks he is strong; an English book to Cassie Miller so she learns how to pronounce ‘library,’ ‘gymnastics,’ and other words along with all the calories I gained from eating at restaurants with her.