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Monday, September 25, 2017
Alli Morgan is 2017 Homecoming Queen
Howe's That Does it disturb anyone else that “The Los Angeles Angels” baseball team translates directly to “The The Angels Angels”?
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Quinlan spoils homecoming, 28-0
I recently stumbled upon my new favorite new sports team. It’s a woman’s bowling squad called I Can’t Believe It’s Not Gutter. Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. “I’ll go into town for a doctor,” the other says. He runs ten miles to a a small town and finds the only doctor delivering a baby.
a The 'Pride of Howe' Howe High School Marching Band performs their full show in front of a packed Bulldog Stadium on Friday night for homecoming. Michelle Carney/Howe Enterprise
“I can’t leave,” the doctor says. “But here’s what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground.” The guy runs back to his friend, who is in agony. “What did the doctor say?” the victim cries. “He says you’re gonna die.” Bacon was definitely the first-round draft pick in the BLT. No one’s building a sandwich around lettuce.
2017 HHS Homecoming Queen Alli Morgan Michelle Carney/Howe Enterprise Photos on page 12
Simmons honored at homecoming pep rally
The rules of football and the plot of The Godfather are the two most complicated things that every guy understands no matter how dumb he is. While I was helping the booster club at a football game, a kid spilled soda on a cheerleader’s pop-poms. As a favor, I rinsed them off in the men’s room. As I shook off the water, someone came out of a stall. Stunned, he said, "That’s the first time anyone’s cheered me on while going to the bathroom." 2017 HoweEnterprise.com Readership
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The Howe Bulldogs (0-4) continued on their treacherous non-district schedule Friday night by hosting Class 4A-1 Quinlan for homecoming. The Panthers enjoy a high school enrollment twice the size of Howe and have now improved to a 4-0 record to start their season.
ended in a Hunter Cheatham 45-yard punt that pinned the Panthers at their own 36 yard line. But it only took Quinlan five plays to go the 64 yards needed. Beierschmitt set up the score with a 41-yard scamper. Welch carried it over again from the 3 yard line and the boys in white road jerseys led 14-0 with The Panthers started quickly 7:04 left in the first quarter. Friday night by scoring on the fourth play from After another Howe punt, scrimmage after opening the the defense, led by leading game with a 56-yard pass tackler for the game Chase from quarterback Linus Barnett, forced the Panthers Beierschmitt to Dylan to punt. The Bulldogs next Jackman. That set up a 3- drive showed signs of life yard David Welch by going 8 plays and 65 touchdown to end the 68yards, but a stingy Panther yard drive and give Quinlan defense turned away Howe an early 7-0 lead with only on a fourth down attempt. 1:26 gone off the clock. Both teams were forced to Howe's first possession Continued on page 4
Howe ISD caps all grade levels for transfers The Howe ISD Board of Trustees, on Monday night, affirmed the current transfer policy and Friday morning saw an all- at Howe ISD. Cheerleading administrative guidelines. There is an enrollment cap school pep rally at Howe sponsor Pam Kirby for transfers at each grade High School with the spearheaded the effort to level, and the ISD has student body wearing thave sponsors underwrite shirts honoring longtime the t-shirts that were given currently reached that cap at the elementary and elementary P.E. Coach to the students. middle schools. Therefore, Steve Simmons as this was his final pep rally at HHS Simmons' speech recapped those campuses are not while on the payroll. each grade level that he had accepting new transfers, Simmons has announced by each division. It was an with the exception of that this will be his last year emotional morning at HHS. employees' children and Steve Simmons, with members of his 1987 fifth grade class which was the "Division One." Michelle Carney/Howe Enteprise
siblings of current students. Howe ISD also set the graduation date of May 26, 2018 at 2 pm. The ISD also called a public hearing on October 16, 2017 at 6:00 p.m. to discuss the 2016-17 Financial Integrity Rating System of Texas report, which rates school districts according to their business procedures and financial standing
