dH Not only the outside that matters. (De HENK) # 103 issue April 2016

d H d H Their back! de HENK, April 2016 Issue # 103

“ Not only the outside that matters ”

Mastering to eat an Oyster “I’ve got something in my mouth and that don’t belongs to you!”

From the clearest waters in Holland

What the frack!

Returned art, “The Russian chair collection” 2013-2005 Finally 12 pieces returned to Holland!

Listen how quiet it is Kingsday Wednesday April 27

My daughter’s dad?

Second Interview: Alain de Botton

Start from the tail instead from the head.

Yes I’m calling from the plane

Pisoir (1917), Marcel Duchamp’s Ready-made ( de-railed )

The change it’s easy!!

Colonel Henk out of uniform service member after his stunning career in the army.

Floral beauties! ”From the home of the baklava. 2 ”

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dH “Not only the outside that matters.” (De HENK with four extra pages!) # 103 issue April 2016

Their back! “ Oesters door Henk & Remt ” Mastering to eat an Oyster Return of the Oyster-tasting on Kingsday Wednesday April 27 Location: Nieuwe Binnenweg/ Van Speykstraat.

Starting at 12.30

Practicing time and how to eat a delicious and delicate wild Oosterschelde wild oyster from the clearest waters in Holland. Do you see a trend here? Demonstrations by finetuned charming oyster personnel and celebrity’s “How to eat an oyster” start from the tail instead from the head.

Questions to be asked. “I’ve got something in my mouth and that don’t belongs to you!” It comes in your mouth and just swallows. “ have some tofu, please” excuse me, do you also serve other shell fish ? You have sea urgent? That’s not a bad thing you should know. What about that temporary closure of you Facebook accounts what did they mean by that? Yes. Sex threat. A sexist insult, No! What is wrong with that again? Like Madonna frequently does. Floral beauties! That’s fine. Facebook watchdogs replays. Sure, well back on track and after my punishment. Give me a D! Give me an O! Give me an L! What planet are we on? Mr. Mucus.

I did not sexual abuse anybody. The change is easy, see on the street.

‘It my ignorance the dark ages or social factors do you see an other trend here, no, the situation is “ That’s not a six pack ” despite action was taken, we have no worries!

Need help? I’ve got the tools in my car!

The stuff that’s surround us not the things that is genetically modified but relatively with a low angst and when it comes to protect me from dangers better stay in, what we are although it might raise the question in spread sheets: legal or illegal? It’s a movement and we need that every day! Doing exactly what I feel. Daily life it’s all over, now I’m just at my studio doing nothing. I mean Cooking. Remember that old joke, Cooking and fucking are two cities in China?

My daughter’s dad? That’s me!

Found objects or my re-makes.

Using found objects to make art saves money, promotes recycling, and helps clear away some of that clutter we all have lying around. The best thing about using found objects is that it’s fun. Finding ways to add to, take away from, combine, or alter pre-made objects can be a challenge, like Marcel Duchamp’s ready-mades are early examples of found objects being used in fine art. Probably the most famous is Pisoir (1917), a urinal identical to what one would find in a men’s bathroom except for the addition of Duchamp’s signature. He used the pseudonym R. Mutt and submitted the piece to an avant-garde exhibition, but the piece was “lost” and never Using found objects to make art, promotes recycling, and helps clear away some of that clutter we all have lying around displayed, artists have been doing it for at least 100.000 years.

I’m calling from the plane. Listen how quite it is. Way back placed article in the adH issue still trying to be wining on the theory of that , and I know, where are the others go? And how did they get there in the first place. Somebody change his opinion and yes published in the last dH March issues 102 Not ignoring the fact and walking over that line, yes again, I’m calling from the plane. Listen how quiet it is. Who knew?

Wherever who knows, rocking my world slow, “ refined sugar ” I know that it’s bad for me.

That’s bad for everybody, well, just little in my espresso.

Reinventing is the key to even if it hurts, don’t keep lying to me. Playing with an incredible urgency and intensity, unfictional and so precious it blew me away last time. The question of whether she was a psychotic or merely extremely neurotic was a question that was endlessly discussed among her therapist / psychiatrist. Now I myself felt her feelings were really not all that different from the normal, what one would call the well-adjusted, normal person, only carried to an extreme degree, to an extreme extent. I myself felt that one could really think of her as the ultimate conformist. An writer, poet/actress.

Wow and that you are and that you will see as lift your present friend over the threshold to within you are starting to be and then your ex-girlfriend dies and it hurts stuck in the door way and knowing who you are. I just keep going on and then, to let go.

R e c o v e r t t a r t : “T he Russian chair collection” 2013-2005 Finally 12 pieces will soon to be returened to Holland!

My Facebook postings, food, insensitive or deeply not a robot mimic or not seeing it coming ahead of time, I can’t belief you were so ….. “move on Baby!” Unregularly dumbed in a waste land. No format, debt, what a concept!

Whenever you like it!

Song There was a moon out in space But one thing what I like you to know, What it just feel like When you feel life And hanging around My God look at the time?

On the edge from transforming, upgrading the dH logo in recently ‘un-confidential ‘ it all came alight declassified inside the art bubble that sincnificately and seeing my independency and I might going underground. “Very chill, fucking ,vet, retro”. It’s going on for decades. Hack, or ‘what the frack”? , I’m not away from earth that long. I’m reaching out on my tiny ass, not being mister nice guy with lipstick on. Not ending on the shit list, I have all the time of the world and it will be a perfect day.

Did you trademark your name? Don’t belief in copyrights and it waste my time? What? Vincent, forty grand? And you did all the shooting. Thanks for making that line.

So precious better sitting at home Watching the phone There was a moon out in space And drinking at alone And an cloud that was drifting over my face There was nothing to say The sound when down but the sound did rise with the time Tonight we called it a day .

Second interview with Alaiin de Botton

My dH diar y Act and respond from my friend-subscribers

David Noonen, USA: Elenga Man! Your English is rustier than his 60-degree Cleveland wedge. But it’s working for me anyway. I love de Henk magazine. Inspired. You are an international wit of the first order. Dutch guy writing English on a Russian keyboard. I’ve gotta get me some of that Baltica 9 beer.

Ellen Boerner, Switserland: How big is your staff ? I’m still doing the writing myself, hugs and kisses, reset the relationship. Always compensated by your love. Tune in!

Lenie Spoormaker “ Henk think about your reputation”, sex things or posting anti-religious picts on the net. I don’t have a reputation I replied. It showed and it may and that is not wat I am. Never Apologize. And you, never intend to drink and drive.

Great criticism, “Never compromise. Since I, me, Colonel Henk captain, lieutenant Elenga out of uniform service member (de-railed) but creatively not sucked out or swallowed in a vacuum, turns out as he worked voluntarily on different tracks after his stunning career in the army. The Colonel ‘nowadays’ takes care with great fun of his art publication/career and grand-dog Fiep.

How far I came up. Interact in real time: My ambition a great way to do it! Interact bring it in modern times. Thanks folks and please my email give you the opportunity to respond the e- mail address is still the same henk @elenga. com. What I mean is, the dH is available via, Facebook : de Henk Publishers , and on issuu .com and YOU! personal handpicked subscribers group on a monthly bases by my e-mail distribution network public and FREE! I’m not kidding, every time dH Art department, promotional affairs not formally published hotly pursued and creating just by doing it meanwhile watch out for your curiosity and the miracles in your life!

So long from the Rotterdam south banks, Turkish section of the town;

” Home of the baklava.”

When ever you want it! The change it easy!!

Love you all! Your editor, Henk Elenga

I’m out for lunch!