Hazlitt Theatre Brochure: April - Sept 2017

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What’s on APRIL - SEPTEMBER 2017

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Welcome to a New Season Welcome to the Hazlitt Theatre’s new Summer Season. The season just gone saw the Hazlitt Theatre deliver a wide breadth of work from Sooty to Lee Nelson and The Little Mix Experience to Danny Baker are but a few of the examples. Moving forward we have a fantastic summer season coming up, so make sure you get along and enjoy some of the many productions available for your entertainment.

This season we welcome some brand new theatre in the guise of Ginger is the New Black, a musical comedy that was a sell out hit at Edinburgh. For the family audience wanting something fresh and unique, we will be hosting Faultline Theatre Company and their version of The Three Musketeers.

And what about a little nostalgia? Well we have that as well when Sincerely Yours plays The Hazlitt celebrating the 100th birthday of Vera Lynn.

This is the season in the year that the Hazlitt becomes a bit of a hub for it’s community with plenty of the local and magnificent dance schools deliver their annual productions, but also the season that the Hazlitt Youth Theatre opens its doors

to the younger generation and offers week long workshops based on The Twits and Wicked for 6 - 18yr olds.

If you are looking for a laugh, we have that in abundance. Russell Kane, Joel Dommett, Jethro and Andy Parsons all take to the stage. What will also prove to be a good night is An Evening With Martin Kemp. The musician, actor and now judge will open up and talk about himself and his life, but will also give the opportunity for the audience to pose their own questions.

And for all those music lovers we have some great acts, bands and tributes in ranging from Whitney to The Quo Experience. However if your taste is a little more classical, why not come and see The Opera Boys? I hope that you enjoy the brochure, pick out some shows and we look forward to welcoming you to the Hazlitt Theatre in the summer.

Regards Martin Cleverley General Manager

The Hazlitt Theatre is operated by Parkwood Theatres working in partnership with Maidstone Borough Council.

Season Highlights

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Sincerely yours

The Vera Lynn Story

Fri 19 May 7.30pm

An Evening with

Martin Kemp

Sun 2 July 2pm Thu 18 May 8pm

Andy Parsons Peak Bulls**t

The Three Musketeers

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Weds 21 June

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Sun 23 April 2.30pm, Theatre

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Alice In Wonderland

Imagination runs wild and logic is abandoned in this fantastical, larger-than- life musical brimming with nonsensical fun and excitement for the entire family.

Follow Alice and the White Rabbit as they set off on a colourful, topsy-turvy adventure like no other and meet a host of outlandish characters including the troublesome twins, TweedleDum and TweedleDee, the notorious Queen of Hearts, the Cheshire cat and of course, the Mad-as a bat-Hatter!

Immersion Theatre proudly bring their trademark energy to their most spectacularly bonkers show to date, as children and adults alike are invited to join in the hilarity of seeing this classic story brought vividly to life before having the opportunity to meet the characters after the show...why not come dressed up as your favourite?

A perfect day out for the entire family, you’d be mad to miss it!

Tickets: £11.50 + £9.50 Concessions

Wed 26 April, 8pm, Theatre

Russell kane Right Man, Wrong Age In this brand new show, Russell Kane unleashes another blisteringly-funny, award-winning stand-up performance about growing up and growing down.

Multi-award winning comedian, presenter, actor, author and scriptwriter Russell Kane is best known as the host of three series of BBC3‘s Live At The Electric, regular appearances on BBC1’s Live At Apollo, BBC3’s Unzipped, ITV2’s Celebrity Juice and I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! Now! Most recently, Russell travelled the world with you-tube stars filming the new survival programme, Stupid Man, Smart Phone, which is available on BBC iPlayer.

Russell was nominated four times for prestigious Edinburgh Comedy Awards before winning Best Show in 2010. He then went onto make history as the first comedian to win both the Edinburgh Award and Melbourne Comedy Festival’s Barry Award in one year.

His second DVD Russell Kane Live was recorded in the West End at the Vaudeville Theatre and released

by Universal Pictures in 2015. Famed for his critically acclaimed tours Russell has been performing sell-out shows across the globe and now he is back with this brand new show!

Age restriction of 14+

SOLD OUT

‘One of the quickest, most stimulating stand-ups in the land HH HH ’ The Times

‘Extremely funny HH HH H ’ Evening Standard

Thu 27 April 8pm, Theatre

Joel Dommett

Fresh from his hugely memorable performance on 2016’s I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, one of the UK’s most energetic and exciting comedians returns to the road with his solo show, Joel Dommett: LIVE. Catch the star of Sky1s Bring The Noise as he delivers his high octane comedy to venues up and down the country.

Joel came onto the comedy scene in 2007 and has never looked back. After receiving great critical acclaim for his Edinburgh Fringe shows, he has gone on to appear in numerous television shows including; Impractical Jokers (BBC3), Reality Bites (ITV2), Russell Howard’s Good News (BBC), Drunk History (Comedy Central), and has performed in acting roles for Popatron (BBC2) and Skins (E4).

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SOLD OUT

Age restriction of 14+

‘Simply hilarious and highly recommended H HH HH ’ ThreeWeeks

The Rat PacK

Barry Collings Entertainment Proudly Presents

With Kenny Lynch Fri 28 April 7.30pm, Theatre

The Official UK No: 1 Tribute show as voted by The Agents Association of Great Britain in 2016, comes to The Hazlitt direct From London’s Leicester Square Theatre, The 02 and a Royal Command Performance.

David Alacey (Lovejoy & Inspector Alleyn), Des Coleman (Lenny - Eastenders & The One Show) and Paul Drakeley (Inside Out -BBC) star as Frank, Sammy and Dean in the original Rat Pack show, now celebrating it’s 19th record breaking year.

Together they amaze audiences with their recreation of the music of Sinatra, Martin and Davis, in a fabulous show which brings the style and excitement of the Las Vegas heyday to vivid life. Including all the great hits - My Way, Mr Bojangles, New York New York, Amore, Come Fly With Me! The Rat Pack are joined by special guest, the multitalented Kenny Lynch, swinging into his hits including Up on the roof and Stand by Me. The show also features BBC Musical Director Don Hunt with his sensational band and The Stunning L.A Showgirls - Memories really are made of this!

Tickets: £21.50 and £19.50 concessions ‘We may never see such greats as Frank, Dean and Sammy again in our lifetime but the good news is that as long as such talented impersonators as these continue to exist, we may not need to’’ Chris Longhurst, Uxbridge Gazette RP A5 Kenny.indd 1

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Sat 29 April 7.30pm, Theatre

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Danny Baker The stage has always been my first love. Let me put that another way. I have never done anything like this before in my life. No two nights of this extravaganza will be the same. This is less of a boast than admission that a) I am hopeless at learning scripts and b) I still have no idea what I am going to include.

A night at the theatre can either be deep dish or high kicking. What I promise to haul before you is very much in the latter category. Content wise I will make Springsteen and Dodd look like short changing slackers. I can’t wait. This is the sort of radio I’ve always wanted to do, ie, radio without radio. Just me and you.

In fact, if you don’t show up I’m going to do it in your local theatre anyway. So you may as well come. Why should the ushers have all the fun?

So, in short, roll up, pile in and hang onto your hats.

I am back where I belong. On the stage! Shove over Tommy Steele – there’s a new sheriff in town!

Hilton Hall Dance Academy presents See you there.

HE PREMIERES Age restriction of 14+

Hazlitt Theatre, Maidstone

Fri 5- Sat 6 May, Theatre 5th: 7pm, 6th: 2.30pm & 7pm

Hilton Hall Dance Academy show 2017:

The Premieres Inspired by The Oscars, Golden Globes, BAFTAs and the many other ways of honouring the top talent in acting, singing and dancing, Hilton Hall Dance Academy present their pick of the cream of the crop: Maidstone’s top young performers giving a carefully crafted selection of the best material from stage and screen. This really will be a premiere performance in every sense of the word! Hilton Hall dancers go on to work in top industry jobs from West End shows to top cruise liners, from touring theatre to the premiere ballet companies. Catch them now while you can!

Tickets: £14

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5 - 6 May 2017

Sunday 7 May 2pm, Theatre

Cinderella Music by G. A. Rossini Choreography by Sheila Styles

Vienna Festival Ballet is proud to present the classic tale of Cinderella, one of the best-known rags-to-riches fairy tales of all time. A mistreated young girl, a glass slipper, two comical ugly step-sisters and a handsome prince combine to make the perfect piece of story-telling.

Vienna Festival Ballet’s production of Cinderella is based on the traditional story, the ballet will surely touch and reach out to everyone’s heart, with its combination of pure classical dancing and a touch of pantomime.

‘The entire show was captivating from start to finish’ Welwyn Hatfield Times

Weds 10 May 7.30pm, Theatre

Jethro Bull and

Bonkers Tour A memorable evening of hysterical nonsense, as we take a peek into the circus lurking deep within the mind of, probably the greatest, comic storyteller ever to grace the stage.

Jethro beguiles and befuddles his audience with the endless stream of irreverent twaddle that has created a comedy genius.

Over 4 million DVD sales pay testament to the legion of fans who have followed Jethro faithfully throughout his career. Now, with stories old and new we present, live on stage. age restriction of 15+

Tickets: £21

The music contains a collection of Rossini’s most famous operatic achievements and has been especially arranged for Vienna Festival Ballet.

Tickets: £20 + £17 Concessions

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Sun 14 May, 7.30pm, Theatre

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The Opera Boys

Leading men from London’s West End combine in a powerhouse of vocal harmony to deliver a stunning blend of music ranging from Opera to Pop, and everything in between. Operatic arias and classical favourites from ‘Nessun Dorma’ to ‘Time to say goodbye’ are mixed with showstoppers from ‘Les Miserables’ and ‘Phantom of the Opera’ right through to ‘Jersey Boys’. The show also features brand new classical arrangements of modern day pop hits, all performed in The Opera Boys inimitable style.

With beautiful vocal arrangements, spectacular close part harmony and a great line in humour, The Opera Boys have been delighting audiences all over the world with their unique show combining beautiful, powerful and emotional music with funny, engaging and light-hearted entertainment. Making classical music accessible to the masses, The Opera Boys combine their exceptional classically trained voices with their experience, showmanship and personality to deliver a wonderfully entertaining show not to be missed!

Tickets: £21.50 + £19.50 Concessions

Thu 18 May 8pm, Theatre

Andy Parsons Peak Bulls**t

Worried about your job? Worried about your family? Worried about yourself? Worried about the health service? Education? Climate change? World War 3? Worried about worrying? Sod it! Come and have a laugh about it. It’s one of the things we do best.

Or is it? Was it something we did best but like everything else has now gone West. Or South. Or East. Ah - go on. Take a risk. Put on your lucky pants and your party shoes – and get yourself on a night out. Or maybe come out dressed in a binbag, top hat and clogs.

We could all use a laugh.

As seen on Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo, Q.I. etc. - and repeated on Dave.

Age restriction of 14+

Tickets: £16.50

‘Potent live performer….. can nail a nonsense with beautiful economy of words’ The Times

‘Cracking adlibbing….a joke-rich rallying call for a better Britain’ The Guardian

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Fri 19 May, 7.30pm, Theatre

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An evening with

Martin Kemp

Martin Kemp is an actor, musician and occasional TV presenter. He has played bass in Spandau Ballet since 1979. Martin appeared with his brother Gary in the 1990’s film ‘The Krays’ and as the villainous Steve Owen in Eastenders. In this up close night Martin will be discussing his life in the public eye and answering audience questions.

Tickets: £26.50 + £23.50 Concessions Limited VIP Meet & Greet Tickets available via our Box Office: 01622 758 611

Fri 19 May 8pm, Exchange Studio

James Wilson-Taylor Ginger is the new black Following it’s sell out run at Edinburgh Fringe 2016, join James Wilson-Taylor for a musical history of the redhead as he attempts to end the bullying and rebrand gingers for 2016. Can he make Ed Sheeran less boring? Can he turn Ron Weasley into a sex symbol? And why do people think he’s a vampire? James is the writer and performer of Fringe comedy hits Batfan and I Need A Doctor: The Whosical. Other credits include Newsjack (BBC Radio 4 Extra) and the Musical Comedy Awards 2016 (semi-finalist).

Tickets: £11.50

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Weds 24-Sat 27 May, 7.30pm, Theatre Hire

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Airbrush Productions

Avenue Q

Airbrush Productions are more than a little excited to bring the hilariously funny and heartwarming Avenue Q to the Hazlitt Theatre!

In downtown New York City, Princeton, a recent college graduate, finds that big dreams and a tiny bank account don’t make renting a new apartment easy. He soon discovers that the only street in his price range is Avenue Q; still, the neighbours seem nice... With a brilliantly upbeat score from the writers of ‘The Book of Mormon’, along with a laugh-out-loud script and a handful of lovable Sesame Street-esque puppets, Princeton and his newfound friends struggle to find jobs, dates, and their ever-elusive ‘purpose’.

Winner of the TONY “triple crown” for Best Musical, Best Score and Best Music, Avenue Q is part flesh, part felt, and packed with heart.

Please note that, whilst adults and teenagers will love Avenue Q, it may not be suitable for younger children due to occasional strong language, adult themes... and puppet nudity.

Tickets: Wed & Thurs: £15.50, Fri & Sat: £17

Fri 9 June, 7.30pm, Theatre

Whitney

Queen of the Night A stunning celebration of the music and life of one of the greatest singers of our time. This award winning production features a stellar line-up with rising West End star Rebecca Freckleton delivering a powerhouse and breathtaking performance as Whitney. Taking us on a magical rollercoaster ride through three decades of classic hit’s that include, I Wanna Dance With Somebody, One Moment In Time, I’m Every Woman, Greatest Love of All, My Love is Your Love, So Emotional Baby, Run to You, I will Always Love You, That’s What Friends Are For, and many more, the show beautifully remembers the most highly awarded female artiste in the world ever!

Whitney’s one true legacy was her music which touched most of us at some time in our lives. Get ready for the Queen of the Night.

Tickets: £24.50

‘Hearts were pounding, feet tapping, people were feeling so good. It was a great performance and night; a mustsee for Whitney fans.’

Danielle Travis, Portsmouth & Southsea News

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The ELO Experience

Back into the Blue Tour - a celebration of the 40th anniversary of the release of the iconic Out of the Blue album in 1977.

The ELO Experience are the world’s foremost tribute to The Electric Light Orchestra. With a sensational string section, a stunning light show and large screen projection to further enhance the experience, why not come along and enjoy this incredible show which accurately reproduces the songs and sounds and takes you on a magical musical journey through time.

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Fri 16 June, 7.30pm, Theatre

Tickets: £23.50 ‘This band shows great style and professionalism. A tribute that’s jampacked with musical talent, the lead singer is a dead-ringer for Lynne and his musical entourage provides an ELO tour de force’ Derek Smith, The Stage Weds 21 June, 2pm, Theatre

sincerely yours The Vera Lynn Story

‘Sincerely Yours - The Vera Lynn Story’ Will take you on a journey through the career of Vera Lynn. The most famous lady of WW2, the forces sweetheart, who captured the hearts of a nation during the 1940’s The young Vera Lynn started her career as a dance band singer and went on to travel the world, entertaining ‘her boys’ on the front line.

Featuring many of the songs she would have sung in the dance halls whilst performing with the likes of Joe Loss and his orchestra through to the blockbuster hits, which propelled her to international stardom including of course ‘White Cliffs of Dover, A Nightingale Sang in Berkeley Square and the timeless classic, ‘We’ll Meet Again’ as well as the song from her popular radio show, ‘Yours’.

The show will finish in a rousing patriotic finale guaranteed to have everyone waving their flags and bursting with pride. The show will also feature video footage from the 1940’s as well as some personal memories from Dame Vera herself.

This show is supported be our own Colin Bourdiec as “George Formby” & the Sincerely Yours Orchestra.

This is a fabulous show full of beautiful songs and laughter.

Tickets: £12.50

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Fri 23 June, 7.30pm, Theatre

TJ Higgs

Psychic medium With her natural, unique and accurate presentation, TJ is today firmly placed as the UK’s foremost psychic medium and her broad appeal allows her to support private readings, live theatre appearances and events within the UK and internationally.

After fifteen years of unjust exile, Sweeney Todd returns to Victorian London seeking vengeance on the corrupt judge who ruined his life. He opens a barber shop practice above Mrs Lovett’s failing pie shop, but when revenge eludes him, Sweeney takes it out on his customers. Meanwhile, in the shop below, the meat pies have begun selling very well indeed…

Perhaps composer/lyricist Stephen Sondheim’s most perfect score, Sweeney Todd is lush, operatic, and full of soaring beauty, pitch-black comedy and stunning terror.

The age recommendation will be 11+

Ticket Prices: Adult: £12, Child: £8, Family Ticket: £35 Plus: 1 free ticket for every 10 purchased.

As well as her appearances on Destiny TV, and ITV3’s The X-tra Factor, TJ has also starred in 21 episodes of Psychic Private Eyes for Zone Reality, which she filmed at the same time as investigating murders and missing people cases for CBS Reality Television.

Alongside her own very successful annual live UK theatre tours, TJ co-presented ‘The Three Mediums’ theatre show at four major UK cities including a sell-out show at the Hammersmith Apollo Theatre, London and appeared on Sky Living’s: ‘Colin Fry Live with TJ Higgs’

Tickets: £20 www.tjhiggs.com

Music and Lyrics by STEPHEN SONDHEIM. Book by HUGH WHEELER from an adaptation by CHRISTOPHER BOND. Originally Directed on Broadway by HAROLD PRINCE. Orchestrations by JONATHAN TUNICK. Originally produced on Broadway by Richard Barr, Charles Woodward, Robert Fryer, Mary Lea Johnson, Martin Richards in association with Dean and Judy Mano.

This amateur production is presented by arrangement with Music Theatre International (Europe).

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‘High jinks come thick and fast .. hilarity to the point of exhaustion’ The Stage

Sun 2 July, 2pm, Exchange Studio

The Three Musketeers The seventeenth century has never been so silly!

Chaos, mayhem and stupidity reign supreme as children’s comedy trio the Three Half Pints swish their swords, buff their boots and flourish their feathers in their most ridiculous adventure yet!

Will they defeat the dastardly evil-doers? Will they save the damsel in distress? Will they actually read the book before writing the show?

Fresh from Justin’s House and Spot Bots, join the CBeebies’ favourites in a hilarious new slapstick adventure of chivalry, swordplay and suddenly falling over.

Perfect for families with children aged 5+.

Younger children welcome

Tickets: Adult £12.50 & Child £10

‘Exuberant slapstick silliness and fun for the whole family....It’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen!’ Mumsnet

Weds 12- Sat 15 July, 12th-14th (7:30pm) 15th (12:30am / 5:30pm), Theatre

STS proudly present, by arrangement with the Really Useful Group Ltd

Cats

One night a year, all Jellicle cats meet in hope of being the special one chosen to ascend to the Heavyside Layer and be reborn into a brand new life. As the younger cats sing and dance at the Jellicle Ball, the party is interrupted by others, including Grisabella who just wants to be accepted back into the fold, and Macavity, who has far darker plans…

With a beautiful music score by Andrew Lloyd Webber, Cats is one of the West End longest running musicals of all time. Supported by a live orchestra, spectacular dance routines, and a little sprinkle of magic, Cats is a musical like no other

Tickets: £14 & £11.50 concessions

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The Elvis YearS the story of the king

Celebrating 10 years on the road this year, The Elvis Years is an outstanding musical production which brings to the stage the incredible and compelling story of the ‘king of rock and roll’ - Elvis Presley. With a top line-up of actor-musicians, multiple costume changes and nostalgic film footage, this glittering two-hour production charts the musical and emotional highs and lows of Elvis’ amazing journey from poor truck-driving teenager from Tupelo, Mississippi through the army, Hollywood and finally the legendary Las Vegas concerts.

Directed by top record producer David Mackay (Dusty Springfield, Cliff Richard, Bonnie Tyler, New Seekers), the lead role is perfectly portrayed by Mario Kombou (from West End production Jailhouse Rock), who is officially endorsed by Elvis Presley Enterprises and Elvis’ first cousin Donna Presley.

This feelgood show will instantly transport you back to the golden years of rock n roll, as you witness Elvis audition for the very first time at Sun Studios, then

become part of the TV audience for the ‘68 Comeback Special, and finally dance in the aisles at a Las Vegas concert as Mario recreates with incredible accuracy the charisma, stage presence and humour of the man himself - you may even get your hands on a scarf.

Tickets: £23

Sat 29 July, 7.30pm, Theatre

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Direct from London’s West End

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The Wam Bam Club The prestigious Wam Bam Club brings an explosive cocktail of Burlesque, Circus, Comedy, Music and Magic to The Hazlitt Theatre with their sensational new touring show.

After 10 years of exclusive performances at London’s most iconic venues, grab a rare chance to experience an ultimate evening of entertainment in Maidstone!

Let the resident showgirls and boys indulge you in a spectacle of glitz and glamour with a chocolate box selection of the finest cabaret acts. Bring your friends and strap yourself in for a roller coaster ride through Cabaret.

You’ll never forget your first Wam Bam!

Tickets: £24.50

Fri 4 August, 7.30pm, Theatre

Supersonic 70’s The ‘SUPERSONIC 70s Show’ - “The most explosive show in theatre land” It’s the hottest ticket in town!

An incredible live show so jam packed with classic 70s hits it’s no wonder it’s been described as “the best 70s show of its kind- West End quality”. Led by the ‘Catsuit Wondergirl’ Janey Bombshell, ‘Supersonic 70s’ will take you back to when Pop was at its peak.

From the towering majesty of Queen, ELO & Carpenters, the ‘pin-up pop’ of The Osmonds, David Essex & David Cassidy, and the foot stompin’ Glam Rock of Sweet, Mud & T.Rex. Now, add the classic sounds of ‘Saturday Night Fever’ & ‘Grease’, and even those winning ‘UK Eurovision hits’, and with humour a plenty you have a sensational show simply too good to miss.

Tickets: £22

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Miss British Beauty Curve

The Miss British Beauty Curve pageant is coming to Kent!

We are the largest plus size beauty pageant in the UK and there are 3 titles to be won, MISS, MS and MRS British Beauty Curve.

The grand finale of Miss British Beauty Curve 2017 will take place on Saturday 5th August in Kent at The Hazlitt Theatre. This is our 6th consecutive yearly event and its set to be a spectacular show.

The pageant features 50-60 plus size beauties from across the United Kingdom hoping to take home the crown.

Get your tickets NOW to see who will be crowned MISS BRITISH BEAUTY CURVE 2017!’.

Tickets: £31.50 £21.50 & Child: £11.50

Mon 7- Fri 11 August, Theatre Mon-Thurs 10.30am-3.30pm.

Friday 10.30am until end of performance (4pm)

HYT Play-in-a Week

The Twits 6 - 10 year olds

This Roald Dahl classic tells the story of a hideous, vindictive, spiteful couple known as the Twits.

They continuously play practical jokes on each other out of hatred for one another. They also keep a family of pet monkeys, the Muggle-Wumps. The Twits, who are retired circus trainers, are trying to form the first upside-down monkey circus, leaving the monkeys to stand on their heads for hours on end. If they fail to do what Mr. Twit says, Mrs. Twit beats them with her cane.

Mr. Twit also coats tree limbs with a strong sticky glue in hopes of catching birds for Mrs. Twit to make into a bird pie. The monkeys try to warn the birds, but since the monkeys speak in an African language, the English birds cannot understand them, so the poor birds end up boiling in Mrs. Twit’s pie.

One week, the Roly-Poly bird flies in from Africa to visit the monkeys, and acting as an interpreter of languages, keeps the birds from sitting anywhere Mr. Twit has spread glue. Mr. Twit tries several times to catch the birds, spreading the glue on an increasing number of perches, but the Roly-poly bird changes his warning to reflect the new traps.

Come and be a part of this experience and see what happens to the Monkeys, the birds and of course The Twits.

Tickets: Workshop Fee - £80 Tickets to the performance - £5

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Mon 7- Fri 11 August, Exchange Studio Mon-Thurs 10.30am - 3.30pm.

Friday 10.30am until end of performance (5.30pm)

HYT Musical-in-a-Week

Wicked 11 years old - 18 years old

Wicked is based on the untold stories of the Witches of Oz. This popular musical tells the story of two unlikely friends, Elphaba (the Wicked Witch of the West) and Glinda ( the Good Witch), who struggle through opposing personalities and viewpoints, rivalry over the same loveinterest.

Come and be a part of our very own adapted version here at the Hazlitt for a fun-packed week of singing and dancing and help the prequel to The Wizard of OZ come to life.

Workshop Fee - £80 Tickets to the performance - £5

Tue 29 August - Sat 2 September, Hazlitt Theatre Tues 29 Aug - Fri 1 Sept: 7:30pm, Sat 2 Sept: 2.30pm & 7.30pm

Kent Musical Theatre Society proudly present

Little Shop of Horrors

A down-and-out skid row floral assistant becomes an overnight sensation when he discovers an exotic plant with a mysterious craving for fresh blood.

Soon Audrey II grows into an ill-tempered, foul-mouthed, R&B-singing carnivore who offers him fame and fortune in exchange for feeding its growing appetite, finally revealing itself to be an alien creature poised for global domination.

One of the longest-running Off-Broadway shows of all time, this affectionate spoof of 1950s sci-fi movies has become a house-hold name, thanks to a highly successful film version and a score by the songwriting team of Howard Ashman and Alan Menken, who redefined the animated musical film with Disney’s The Little Mermaid, Beauty And The Beast and Aladdin.

Charming, tuneful and hilarious, with tongue firmly planted in cheek, Little Shop Of Horrors never fails to entertain.

Tickets: £16, £15, £13, £10

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Thu 7 September 7.30pm, Theatre

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The Billy Joel Songbook

Performed by Elio Pace and his band Following on from his highly-acclaimed reunion concerts in the USA with Billy Joel’s original touring band, Elio Pace delivers this sensational tour celebrating the phenomenal music of Billy Joel. Featuring the massive hits, Uptown Girl, Just The Way You Are and My Life as well as fan favourites such as Scenes From An Italian Restaurant, Goodnight Saigon and Piano Man. Don’t miss this wonderful opportunity to experience The Billy Joel Songbook in this electrifying concert performed by the dynamic singer/songwriter and piano-player, Elio Pace and his magnificent 6-piece band.

Tickets: £24 & concessions £21.50

Fri 8 September 7.30pm, Theatre

The Quo Experience

After the tragic death of our hero in 2016, life will never be the same for thousands of Quo fans around the world.

But all is not lost; The Quo Experience is the perfect tribute to the legendary duo, featuring an impressively experienced line-up: Shaun Michaels and Dave Crawte who have spent years studying every detail of Rossi and Parfitt’s looks, playing styles and stage performances; superb keyboardist Graham Partridge; the brilliant ‘Matt Letley’ style drummer Alex Bayou; and Brian ‘Brino’ Smith on bass, a performer on the Quo tribute circuit for over ten years.

£21.50 & £19.50 concessions

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Thu 14 September 7.30pm, Theatre

Lipstick on your Collar Step back in time to the golden era of music where the jukebox roared and feet didn’t touch the floor. Get your dancing shoes at the ready, grab yourself a milkshake and relax - you are in for an evening of back to back hits from the 1950s and 60s!

From the birth of Rock n Roll through to the Beat Group sounds of the British Invasion and beyond, the show is packed with over forty hits from the likes of Connie Francis, Brenda Lee, Buddy Holly, Chuck Berry, The Beatles, The Ronettes, Cliff Richard, Cilla Black and many more.

Performed by a full live band, featuring some of the country’s top musicians direct from the West End, this incredible show features excellent vocals, tight harmonies and an infectious sense of fun. Dancing in the aisles is strictly compulsory so bring your dancing shoes and let the good times roll!

£21 & £19 Concessions Fri 15 September 7.30pm, Theatre

Total 80’s “A Celebration of a Generation” No other era has had such a colourful and diverse influence than the eighties, the eighties generation are back and “Total 80’s” are here to deliver!!

Celebrating the amazing musical landscape of this time with all of your favourite hits.......

Relax, Spin Me Round, Real Gone Kid, New Sensation, Electric Dreams. The list just goes on and on!!!!!!

This is a theatre show unlike any other, it’s a party atmosphere it will evoke memories you’d forgotten you’d forgotten!!!!

This incredible 7 piece band will recreate this magical generation and will take you back in time to when it was cool to be different!!

So get out your neon, back comb your hair. cut Footloose and remember to Wake me up before you go go!!!!

Tickets: £20

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Sun 24 September 2.30pm, Exchange Studio

BOX OFFICE: 01622 758611

Plundered!

Whilst searching for hidden treasure, Captain Blackbeard, a famously selfish pirate, has left a once beautiful tropical island littered with rubbish and its inhabitants struggling to survive. It’s up to Maggie and Roy to save it. The trouble is… they’re REALLY not friends. Teleported from their school trip at a maritime museum into the centre of a swashbuckling adventure in the Amazon, can they learn to work together, win the race to find the legendary gold and restore the place to its natural glory?

Can YOU defeat this dastardly litterbug pirate…?

And come dressed as a member of his crew if you like!

Ages 5+

£11.50 & Concessions £9.50

Wed 27 September 7.30pm, Theatre

Engine Shed and Something for the Weekend Present

Written and performed by Jack Lane Additional material by Martyn Bell Music and direction by Kenny Clayton In this acclaimed emotional roller coaster one-man play, Jack Lane takes you behind Norman Wisdom’s wellknown character to reveal a tough and lonely childhood.

After joining the Army he discovers a passion for comedy and begins to perfect an act that would go on to shape his unique style. The world of post-war Music Hall and Variety embraces Norman’s manic slapstick routine, catapulting him to stardom in the early 1950s. Success on the silver screen including the hit song, ‘Don’t Laugh at Me’, seals his fame. But fame comes at a price...

Jack plays 30 characters throughout this tour de force performance. The Gump costume that features in the show belonged to Norman himself and has been generously loaned to the production by his son and daughter, Nicholas and Jacqueline Wisdom.

Tickets: £20

‘Jack Lane’s powerfully touching and highly-skilled performance is a truly formidable and fitting testament to Norman Wisdom’ Act Drop

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Thu 28 September 7.30pm, Theatre

Ian Waite & Camilla Dallerup up close and personal

For two performances only, join Ian Waite & Camilla Dallerup from Strictly Come Dancing plus professional singer Paul Amer & guests for a spectacular evening of Dance, Singing and stories from their time on the BBC hit show. This up close and personal show promises to be a night to remember. Camilla, one of the original professionals and champion in 2008 is joined by her professional partner (and ladies favourite) Ian Waite who has appeared in nearly every series of the show. During the show, Ian and Camilla will perform some amazing Latin and Ballroom routines and tell their inside stories from Strictly Come Dancing. PLUS, meet Ian & Camilla for FREE after the show!

ÂŁ26 + ÂŁ24 Concessions

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Committed To The Blues Brothers “The Ultimate Commitments and Blues Brothers Experience” Committed to the Blues Brothers, takes the greatest songs from two cult films, and recreates all the iconic atmosphere of a live performance of The Commitments and The Blues Brothers, and puts them together to create two fantastic tribute shows in one memorable evening of foot tapping, sing along entertainment, capturing the essence of both the music and the films in a stage show / concert experience that electrifies!

The band is fronted by Richard Alcock and Ritchie Hicks who have been performing their tribute to the Blues Brothers since 2003, and having performed in many theatres across the UK in 2015, the boys tour again now supported by a The Big Soul Band, which includes some members who have played with famous artists including Ali Campbell (UB40), Mick Hucknall (Simply Red) and The Supremes.

In a show suitable for all ages, this live 12 piece showband will perform some of the greatest Soul songs from the two films in an evening where you will not only take you back musically but visually too, with some of those great scenes from the films, lots of laughs, plenty of crowd participation, and a night not to be missed, so put on your pork pie hats and dark glasses and join us for a night to remember.

Tickets: £18.50

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hazlitt YOUTH theatre JOIN TODAY HYT is one of the leading Youth Theatres in the South East with more than 180 members attending weekly drama based sessions. HYT is perfect for young people aged between 6 and 18 yrs with a keen interest in performance.

HYT is based in a fully functioning professional theatre providing its members with a sound based knowledge of the inner working of the theatre industry and invaluable experience for those members wishing to pursue a career within theatre.

Unlike many youth groups HYT focuses on the core skill of acting; however, it encourages members to explore both disciplines of singing and dancing when exploring work for productions.

Each session is carefully planned and led by industry professionals to help each member reach their potential whilst gaining in confidence, knowledge and experience.

Monday and Tuesday 5pm - 7pm (11 - 14yrs) 7.15pm - 9.15pm (14/15 - 18yrs) Wednesday and Thursday 5pm - 6:30pm (6-11yrs) Saturday 11am - 12.30pm (6 - 11yrs)

£65/£70 per 10 week term HYT sessions are split into three terms: Spring, Summer and Autumn (10 weeks each) and is priced at £65/£70 per term. Annual membership of £5 is applicable.

For further information email: hazlitt. youththeatre@parkwoodtheatres.co.uk or visit www.parkwoodtheatres.co.uk

LEARN TO DANCE with CEROC

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Every Thursday evening in the Hazlitt Arts Centre, 8pm – 11pm Beginners always welcome No need to book Beginners class at 8pm CEROC is a stylish dance, sometimes referred to as ‘Modern Jive’ – a fusion of Salsa, Ballroom & Latin American, Hip Hop, Tango and Jive.

An evening at Ceroc is a great way to meet people, have fun & keep fit all whilst learning to dance. Our teaching method means everyone changes partners during the class. Ceroc is the quickest way to learn to partner dance.

Admission £9pp FREE membership with this advert (usually £2) Wed Evenings 7pm, Exchange Studio

Join our Choir!

• x10 week term - currently £45 for the term • Term dates for the coming term - 26th April - 28th June • Next FREE taster session - Wednesday 26th April 2017 come along and try for free • External Performance opportunities - Proms in the Park (27th May) and In House Choir Concert (28th June) • Variety of material - covering material from the west end, Broadway and beyond - as well as some pop, rock & choral classics.

• No need to audition, no need to read sheet music.

• Frequent theatre trips & exclusive discounted tickets • Tea and coffee break, music & lyrics provided

FRi / 4.15pm - 5.15pm, Children’s Theatre (7-11 yrs) 5.20pm - 6.30pm Youth Theatre (11-16yrs)

Hop Shed with Chicken shed at the Hazlitt Theatre on Fridays

Hop Shed is a truly inclusive theatre company drawing together children and young people from all backgrounds to create and tell stories using the performing arts.

Chickenshed and Hop Shed invite you to share in the magic of inclusive theatre.

Performances take place this summer with the Children’s Theatre working on Superheroes and Youth Theatre on Reality and real life heroes!

For more information and to apply contact: 01795 844440 or email hopshed@symboltrust.org

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COMING SOON

Wed 15 Nov 7:30pm, Theatre

Fri 3 Nov 7:30pm, Theatre

Paul Chowdhry:

Paul Foot:

Following his 2015 100 date sell-out tour, comedy powerhouse and star of Taskmaster, Live at The Apollo and Stand Up for the Week, Paul Chowdhry brings his highly anticipated new stand-up show to venues nationwide.

In Paul’s first new show in two years, Professor Ketchup and his camembert piglet join forces as he tackles the big issues such as terrorism. Plus Ant ‘n Dec, Immigration X-Factor and breakfast. The multi-award winning Mr Foot has appeared on numerous TV and Radio programmes including Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Would I Lie To You, 8 Out Of 10 Cats, 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown, If Katie Hopkins Ruled The World, Russell Howard’s Good News and The Infinite Monkey Cage on BBC Radio4

Live init

Age: 12+

Tickets: £21.50

Tis a Pity She’s a Piglet

Tickets: £15.50

Fri 6 Oct 7:30pm, Theatre

An Evening WIth Gervase Phinn

Gervase has been touring theatres across the country for over 10 years now, and really is at his best and most exciting in front of a live audience.

With his keen ear for the absurd and sharp eye for the ludicrous An Evening with Gervase Phinn will have you on the edges of your seats, as Gervase shares his hilarious and sometimes poignant tales of life as a schools inspector in the Yorkshire Dales, with his shows receiving rave reviews.

Tickets: £21.50

BOOKING & ACCESS In order to ensure our booking fees are transparent please note the following information:A booking fee of £1/£1.50 will be charged on each ticket, this fee directly supports the running costs of the Hazlitt Theatre. Ticket revenue is divided between many different parties and an increase in ticket prices may not necessarily benefit the theatre. By adding a small booking charge we ensure that every penny goes to supporting your theatre and ticket prices are kept to a minimum.

We are happy to post your tickets out to you for £1 or you can choose to collect them from the box office.

In Person The Hazlitt Theatre, Earl Street Maidstone, Kent, ME14 1PL, Monday - Saturday from 10am- 4pm.

(Box Office opens 1 hour prior to each performance in the Hazlitt Theatre and 30mins for performances in the Exchange Studio).

By Phone 01622 758611, Monday - Saturday, 10am- 4pm

Access The Hazlitt Theatre is committed to make the venue as accessible and enjoyable an experience for all patrons as possible.

Disabled Access All our venues are wheelchair accessible. Guide dogs are most welcome. There are parking bays for people with disabilities sited adjacent to the venue. We also have lift access to all of our venues located in Rose Yard.

Adapted toilet facilities are also available.

The Hazlitt Theatre and Exchange Studio both have an infra red sound enhancement system for use with or without a hearing aid.

Please ask a member of the Front of House who will be happy to ensure that you have access to this.

Booster Seats The Hazlitt Theatre has a limited number of booster seats available on a first come first served basis.

Smoking Policy Smoking or the use of E-Cigarettes is prohibited.

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Students people over 16 and in full time education.

Unemployed people in receipt of job seeker’s allowance, income support, working tax credit or housing benefit. Confirmation of eligibility may be asked for.

The Hazlitt Theatre reserves the right to introduce discounts and other price changes without notice. These will not apply to tickets already purchased before the announcement.

Refund/Exchange of tickets Exchange/reprinting of tickets will incur a fee of 50p per ticket.

In the unlikely event of a performance being cancelled a full refund or exchange will be offered free of charge.

Theatre Tokens Theatre Tokens are available for sale from the box office. All tokens are offered in a presentation card. These can not be redeemed against any show advertised as a ‘Hire’ or London Theatre Trips.

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calendar april- september 2017 Exchange studio

APRIL 23 Alice In Wonderland 26 Russell Kane 27 Joel Dommett 28 The Rat Pack 29 Danny Baker

MAY 19

Ginger is the New Black

JULY 2

The Three Musketeers

AUGUST 7-11

HYT - Musical in a Week - Wicked

MAY 5-6 7 10 14 18 19 24-27

The Premieres Cinderella - Vienna Festival Ballet Jethro - Bull & Bonkers tour The Opera Boys Andy Parsons - Peak Bulls**t An Evening with Martin Kemp Avenue Q

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Whitney - Queen of the Night The ELO Experience Sincerely Yours - Vera Lynn T J Higgs

SEPTEMBER 24 Plundered 27 Wisdom of a Fool

JULY 12-15 Cats 15 The Vicar’s Picnic 27 The Elvis Years 29 Wam Bam Club AUGUST 4 5 7-11 29-2 Sept

Super Sonic 70’s Miss British Beauty Curve HYT - Play in a Week - The Twits Little Shop of Horrors

SEPTEMBER 7 The Billy Joel Songbook 8 The Quo Experience 14 Lipstick on your Collar 15 Total 80’s 28 Ian Waite & Camilla Dallerup Up Close and Personal 30 The Blues Brothers

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