GPS for Virginia State Governor!
“Hey, ladies ‘n’ gents. My name’s Generic Political Stereotype, but you can call me GPS for short. You know why? Because, like a GPS, I can find the right way for both you and Virginia. Y’see, I’m a regular joe, just like you; I hunt, drink Miller, don’t tolerate or respect anyting that ain’t a white male like m’self, and occasionally enact domestic violence ’pon m’wife because that’s what a man does. So I understand what it’s like, with all them foreigners takin’ our jerbs and I want you to know I’m here for both you and this great state… all you have to do is elect me. And don’t worry, I’m so right-wing that I’ll keep the metaphorical Bald Eagle that is our state government flying so conservatively that it’ll be going clockwise for years!” — General Political Stereotype, 2013 (*Results of successful legislature may vary.)