W RI TTEN BY: S TEL L A Q U I M BY Photos by Invision/AP
WTF?!
*AN EXAMINATION OF STAR’S MODAS*
First Victim or Star - whichever you prefer: Jessica Biel (Cat woman?)
2nd Star: Ryan Gosling (super hunk with bad style)
3rd Stars: Mr. Grey himself and his actual wife
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JT’s beautiful wife decided to go the “ala cat woman” route. That’s ok if you are going to something low-key such as the MTV Movie awards, but not the damn Academy Awards! She literally looks as if she got into a fight with an actual cat prior to the show. Maybe it was pissed she tried stealing its style! But in my opinion, I believe the cat probably would have pulled this look off because Jessica certainly didn’t.
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We were all in awe during the Notebook with Ryan, but are we in awe of his style at this year’s Oscars? Did he drag out this tux from a storage unit that hasn’t seen daylight since 1983? Does he have such horrible taste in style that he believes he looks good? Is he obsessed with John Hughes movies and he is secretly pretending to be the leading man in one of them? Honestly, he should just have showed up in his birthday suit! I doubt anyone would be complaining. PLUS it is a much better look then the aged dump he is wearing. What a waste of a sexy man - no wonder he didn’t win an Oscar!
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Jamie Dornan the original Mr. Grey, I would imagine him milking his character’s fame and wear gray, but instead he wore a white top tux? Does he have a server gig after the awards? Is 50 shades not paying him enough that he has to wear a tux from his past jobs? Let’s not mention his wife. Beautiful lady, but man does that dress look like a maternity gown from the 1950’s. Is she expecting? The gown makes her look like if she’s expecting twins. Maybe it’s all that kinkiness and bondage…just saying!