BULLETIN
ISSUE 27: Autumn 2020 ISSUE 31: Autumn 2021
RUB-A-DUB-DUB Being a butcher I could be forgiven for thinking collaboration was something you did in a tub with a baker and a candlestick maker … ’Rub-A-Dub-Dub three fools in a tub’ … seems harmless enough except for the occasional bubble and a rhyme or two about cows jumping over the moon. At first glance He Wake Eke Noa ‘we are in this canoe together’ provides an interesting twist on this old nursery rhyme. The three fools become more fools producing more bubbles in a bigger tub … with the concession that it is no longer appropriate for cows to jump over the moon. This new canoe has us all joining forces … paddles poised … for the race to tackle climate change.
He Wake Eke Noa challenges us to row together and tells us that three fools in a tub going Rub- A-Dub-Dub is no longer the best strategy … it’s time to start measuring, and yes we need to count those bubbles! Sir David admits he is intoxicated by animals, and I admit to being intoxicated by plants. We seem to have something we can agree on … a sober thought about the future of our planet. He Wake Eke Noa might make fools of us all, but at least it has us working together and paddling in the right direction … in a race we have to win!
Sir David Attenborough’s recent book praises this type of Kiwi innovation and adds a sense of urgency … when he says ‘Boo’ to a sloth he’s giving us all a message to get moving … to collaborate rather than pontificate ’to tree or not to tree’, a soliloquy that Kiwis can make a symphony … perhaps with a new chorus line ‘redwood or pine in the nick of time’.
THE COWBOY’S LAMENT T. Egan
A cowboy contemplates the new dawn A quick sniff and a long yawn The Marlboro man is no longer torn The rodeo a marquee on the lawn Janny arrives angelic worn All eyes in her direction drawn Te Radar blasts the horn Mudgey the cowboy has been shorn Mr and Mrs Mudgway in striking form Married at last I can inform!!!
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