

THIS IS WHAT COMMUNITY IS ALL ABOUT SHOWER OF BLESSINGS FOR DON AND YVONNE BURGESS
CATHARINA BOWERS: Whitestone
Here we see Yvonne and Ossy watching their house being lifted in place, Ozzy is not too interested...but we were! Don is watching from the truck in the background. He can't stand for this length of time. All is good!
Hi all, we are very excited to announce that the Shower of Blessings for Don and Yvonne Burgess will be held on Thursday, December 5th at 2 pm until 4pm. Admission is a gift to the Burgess family Shower of Blessings. Please write it on your calendar. The invite is also going to be shown on the electronic sign outside of the Dunchurch Community Center.
The planning of this community party/Shower of Blessings (as one of my friends calls it) has been very gratifying to say the least. The community is very generous, and willing to give and share. Thank you for being so open and willing to help. The Shower of Blessings, is what you are making for this family. Everything that was in the home, needs to be replaced.
One does not realize how much they have until it is all gone. So here we are going to help. On Wednesday, June 26 the Burgess Family’s life was turned upside down when their home here in Dunchurch burned to the ground. Ozzy Burgess was declared the family hero when he continued to bark until Don woke up. Don and Ozzy fighting flames, with the use of a fire extinguisher were able to crawl to the back door and roll down the steps into the driveway. By the time Don found himself laying in the driveway, the house was already engulfed in flames.
Next door Kim and Rudy heard Don’s screams for help and came out with a blanket and they dragged him to safety. 911 was called and Don was taken to the hospital in Parry Sound.
The story does not end here. Yvonne happened to be in Hamilton visiting their daughters for the graduation of her granddaughter. She was called told of the fire, she headed back to Parry Sound hospital.
Lorne and I were on our way home from Toronto when we heard the news from Yvonne on Friday morning. We stopped at the hospital in Parry Sound to see what we could do to help.
On June 29th I blogged about the fire and what happened. The community asked then already what they could do to help.
Now the time for helping has come!
These last 5 months have been a nightmare for Don and Yvonne. Don had been in and out of the hospital in
Sudbury after having 2 major surgeries. Now it is November, he still was not recovered. So, considering his health issues, the fire, the devastation… it still is a story you would never want to happen to your family.
But this community is a wonderful warm and giving family. They feel their need and have already started to help. Carol has been collecting and offered up part of her basement to store things. The Yarn Circle ladies have during these past months been talking to people who are able to do something to help. And we thank you ladies very much. The Yarn Circle is a knitting group that Yvonne belongs to, and they are all asking every week…is it time yet to help, YES it is time to help.
Yours truly and a small committee has kept everyone up to date. Jessica and Carol, two of the ladies in the Yarn Circle have been talking to people, and have started collecting useable things a family would need to run a household. When you start putting a list together of what is needed to run a household, the list become quite long and expensive. The start of happiness, the end goal is in sight.

They did have house insurance. But with the cost of building materials, and the cost of delivering goods to customers, the insurance that they had could not possibly replace everything that they owned. They choose a smaller prefabricated home by Royal. Royal is a first-class builder, reputable and who are able to build a 1000 -1200 sq ft house in 21 building days. Once the house is delivered on 2 flatbed trucks, it is possible, if everything goes according to plan; home inspections are passed and hydro is brought into the house, the house could be ready to move into in 4 weeks.
We saw their house arrive on Wednesday, and the crane truck and a second truck with counterweights ar-
rived on Thursday morning. We saw the house being lifted off it’s truck’s flat beds and positioned into place a week ago Thursday. Two hours later by 11AM their new house was standing on its foundation. So, the ball is rolling to get the Burgess’ into their new home.
The entire community is invited to attend, and to bring them a little something to make the move into their new house easier. This is what is being planned and needed:
& Yvonne






All in the Family
Jim Shedden - Emsdale
According to PeggySteer (Bizzy Bee Books / U-Haul) of Emsdale, this is the first time that Emsdale has had their very own Remembrance Day services. Originally to be held at the Cenotaph it was moved inside to the new Perry Township Community Centre and out of the rain. What a great way to introduce a new tradition to the community. From left to right is: Julia D’Agata, Charlie D’Agata, Anthony D’Agata, Michelle D’Agata (proud mom), Shelby D’Agata and Isabella D’Agata. You read that correctly; this is all one family of cadets. It would be pretty hard pressed to find a mom with more pride in her kids.
Note: It is very hard to decide where to go to observe the Remembrance Day ceremonies. Cyndi and I try to spread it out every year by attending another community. So, when Peggy dropped me a note to see if I would attend the Emsdale service I immediately let her know that I would be there. If we had more room in the GNA I would have pictures from every community. As we expand, maybe this is something we can do next year.









Dropping papers off in Port Loring I stopped into David Sheepway’s Real Estate office and took a picture of his moose wearing a saftey vest. Goota be safe during hunting season
Jim opened the GNA newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died. He quickly phoned his best friend, Steve. "Did you see the paper?" asked Jim. "They say I died!!""Yes, I saw it!" replied Steve. "Where are ye callin' from?"

NOVEMBER 15th CONTRIBUTORS
CATHARINA BOWERS
MARY ANN BRUNELLE
DEBORAH BUSSEY
CYNDI CULBERT
KELVIN HILL
DOROTHY REYNARD-HOPSON
DEBBIE IRELAND
LISA LAHN
VALERIE LAMB
MATHEW LAU
STEPHEN LEHMAN
BOB NUNN
JAMES SHEDDEN
JIM YOUNG

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Life Styles

“November always scorned October’s fragile beauty, preferring stout, intellectual grays and browns, handsome in an ascetic way.” — author Anne Fadiman
…….. I love November, with the exception that it passes so quickly into December and all of the magic of my Christmas comes and passes so quickly. It seems that all year through I collect ideas and make plans for the magic of the season and then its over before I can begin. But, I guess that it is quite ok to live inside of my dreams, where large decorative table landscapes of dishware and crystal live, and the stockings are hung on the chimney with care.
I have to say that I am blown away with the kindness and generosity of where we live. There are so many events happenings to raise funds and food, toys and fun for everyone. We are donating and giving with new ideas are all around for fundraising. People have been so generous! It is just wonderful and we are so lucky to live where we do.
There is so much going on! This edition we have a full feature on special events that are happening. From Santa and parades to musical evenings, old fashion ranch Christmas and even bowling for toys. Please make a few day trips to support our talented local crafters events and take in a parade or two! As always, if you have something going on, please let us know! We love to share good news!
We only have two more editions before the end of the year. We will be printing November 29th and December 13th. We are taking a break over Christmas and giving our writers a much needed rest and will return January 3rd to start the New Year! We would love you to share some Christmas stories, and recipes with us! Why don’t you think about writing for us in the New Year?
So much to see and do, I am looking forward to seeing you at some of these events! Happy November, ‘see you around town!’ …..Cyn
Were you upset the the gay community wanted a “Rainbow Poppy”. I know a lot of people were. The GNA received numerous emails to that effect. However, it is bull shit. It is FAKE NEWS. It never happened. All it is, is some idiots that have too much time on their hands and trying to divide us even more. Before sharing stuff like this on social media please do a bit of research. It did not happen!

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Seeking Citizen Appointments to the West Parry Sound OPP Detachment Board

NON PROFIT THRIFT STORES-
“thrifting for the greater good”

Be sure to check out these hidden gems in our area, not only are there some amazing ‘one of a kind’ finds but all of the money donated from these shops that are run by volunteers from the community, help the community! When you are considering donating your gently used goods, please think of these wonderful shops!
KATRINE – 350 DOE LAKE ROAD- KATRINE UNITED CHURCH THRIFT SHOP is located in the lower level of The United Church. This amazingly clean and organized thrift shoppe is fully stocked with everything that you need for this cooler fall season!! Lots of clothing, small appliances and treasures! Proceeds to the Katrine United Church! Thankyou everyone for your ongoing support! OPEN WED 10AM-2PM, AND SATURDAY 9AM-1PM OPEN YEAR ROUND
The Member Councils of the Municipalities of Carling, McDougall, McKellar, Parry Sound, Seguin, The Archipelago, Whitestone and First Nation of Henvey Inlet are seeking 2 citizens who are neither members of the municipal or band council, nor employees of any of the municipalities or First Nation to sit on the West Parry Sound OPP Detachment Board, along with 8 municipal/First Nation representatives and 2 members appointed by the Province for a 12-member board. The appointment term ends with the current term of Council on October 26, 2026. Along with the legislated duties, the West Parry Sound OPP Detachment Board is considered a bridge between the community and the police. The board takes an active role in hearing community concerns and addressing them with the Detachment Commander or their designate. This position is an opportunity for a qualified resident to determine objectives and priorities for the West Parry Sound OPP Detachment to enhance the quality of life and ensure the safety and security of all persons and property in the community in keeping with the Minister of the Solicitor General’s Strategic Plan Letters of interest for the citizen appointments, accompanied by a criminal record check prepared within the last 12 months will be received no later than December 2, 2024 at 4:00 PM.

A Night in the Life of a Rescue Worker


Working in this field—rescuing animals from owner surrenders and saving them from euthanasia, freezing, starvation, and abuse—can be incredibly challenging mentally, emotionally, and physically. We strive to stay strong because if we don’t take action, we aren’t making a difference. However, this work takes a toll on us; even when we save lives, we often feel haunted by those we cannot help. On Sunday night, I received an urgent email from someone wanting to surrender their four dogs, claiming they were homeless and in the rain in (TOWN WITHHELD) . Although our intake is closed, my instincts told me to take a different approach. Normally, I would suggest alternative options, but this situation felt different. I decided to post a courtesy request for help, and with support from others, I managed to sort things out. Still, I needed to assess the situation carefully, as this field requires you to be prepared for any outcome. As I approached the meeting point, I felt nervous—you never know what you’re walking into until you arrive. I was ready to walk away and seek help from other rescues if it was beyond my capacity. When I arrived, I got out of the vehicle, unsure of what to expect. I observed the dogs interacting and noticed that, overall,

the situation didn’t seem too bad. A lovely couple had come to help, but I informed them I needed to assess everything first. The dogs displayed good temperaments, though they were understandably a bit unsure. Then, my heart shattered when I saw how bad the situation really was, although 3 of them were in healthier conditions, the 4th dog was not. I had seen similar heartbreaking posts from other rescues, but experiencing it firsthand was overwhelming; the wave of emotion I felt for these animals was intense. I had the owners load three of the four dogs into my vehicle while the new owners of one dog assessed their dog with the male to ensure compatibility. All the dogs were well-tempered, and I felt confident that the male would go to a loving new family, which turned out to be a success. Now, all the dogs are in better homes. Attached to this post are the pictures I received Sunday night compared to their real-life conditions. Please do not own animals if you are not committed to their full life, I understand that life happens but there is NO excuse for this. If you recognize these dogs, please do not comment publicly. Instead, message us with any information you may have. Please keep in mind that as much as I’m gathering help, I am still solo and I am asking for you to allow me time to answer your messages according to urgency. I have the rescue, my job, schooling, children and self care. thank you to everyone for sticking by my side. Almaguin Pet Resue is a registered non profit . You can contact them at almaguinpetrescue.ca
Editor’s Note: Can you help? Can you volunteer time, or a place for an animal need? Can you spare any extra food, litter, etc….. or a donation? Rescuers can’t do it all on their own, if you can help with anything, please reach out.
Back in the woods, a redneck's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing." Soon a baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there," said the doctor. "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down I think there's yet another one to come." Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. "No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern... It seems there's yet another one in there!" cried the doctor. The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, "Do you think it's the light that's attractin'em? NEW PRICE: $825,000!
PARRY SOUND – “MARY STREET BOUTIQUE” 24 MARY STREET - Located downstairs in the basement of St James United Church... It's not new it has been in existence for more than 50 year.. It was started by the ladies from the local churches trying to help struggling families.. The goal remains the same today and continues to be run by volunteers from 5 local churches and the money raised goes back into the local community.. The boutique carry's gently used clothing for the whole family.... Baby item .25cents, Children 4 and up $1.00 and most adult clothing starts at $1.50. A winter coats will run you $3 ,, Haberdashery meaning shoes, purses, belts, gloves and hats are the best bargain in town,,, OPEN MONDAY, WEDNESDAY AND FRIDAY 11AM-1PM We welcome donations that can be dropped off in our bins located in the parking lots side door at 24 Mary St. Between the hours of 9am and 8pm.. Please Haberdashery and clothing items only. PLEASE Do not leave household items as we have no place to keep them. OPEN MONDAY, WEDNESDAY AND FRIDAY 11AM1PM
SALVATION ARMY STORE – 82 Joseph St, Parry Sound –OPEN – Monday-Friday 10am-3:30pm, Saturday 10am- 4 pm= CLOSED SUNDAY.
POWASSAN- GRACE HOUSE- 250 CLARK - 705-728-2813 - Did you know we have a used clothing store at 250 Clark? It is a wonderful day to shop local and buy some recycled goods! Stop in today at Grace House Powassan from 9-1pm. Please use the west door to access the store. OPEN TUESDAY, THURSDAY AND SATURDAY 9AM-1PM. OPEN YEAR ROUND
POWASSAN – RESCUED TREASURES 510 MAIN STREET, POWASSAN 705-724-2059 or allheartpetrescue@gmail. com - A beautiful little shop in downtown Powassan. All items are donated and benefit All Heart Pet Rescue. OPEN YEAR ROUND







Coach's Corner
Debbie Ireland

It's November, the start of the cooler weather and the hustle, bustle of getting ready to shovel snow and prepare for the Christmas holiday season. Remembrance Day was observed on November 11th. A day to honour those who have served and sacrificed their lives to defend their country. My Husband and I wear our poppy proudly and remember our dear friend Marsh Hall, the last of the local Veteran's to pass. Marsh loved being a part of the Special Olympic Partner's Bowling Tournament. He is very much missed...
On November 13th, World Kindness Day was observed globally, dedicated to promoting goodwill, empathy and acts of kindness. It's a reminder to prioritize compassion in our lives. Here are the personal best scores for October 29th:
1 Gamers: Sandra Minka 109, Helen Butler 98, Debbie Grogan 97, Bonnie Jooritsma 93, Tania MacDonnell 93, Nathalie Viau 89, Marcelle Chartrand 88, Lori 81, John Hunt 72.
2 Gamers: Blake McIssac 115, Lise Covell 107, Keith Piegan 105, Erica Summers 99, Fred McNeely 87.
3 Gamers: Hudson Booth 211, John Tomkins 157, Wayne Spraggett 155, Justin Robinson 154, Christina Campbell 151, Stefanie Carleton 141, Lois Aho 128, Darwyn Follick 128, Kirsten Swanston 122, Fred Campbell 111, Jerry Welch 110, Joanne Storring 109, Ashley Cummins 104, Ethen Corrigan 101, Brittany Koppens 94, Emma Pare 76.
There was some fantastic bowling done at league play on November 12th...lots of turkey dancing with all the strikes thrown...wow!! The highlight of the day was Ethen Corrigan, dancing up a storm after he threw his 3 strikes for a turkey!
Here are the personal best scores for November 12th:
1 Gamers: David Cadeau 113, David Knoll 112, James Peters 104, Larry Hollingshead 103, Debbie Grogan 102, Sandra Minka 101, Nathalie Viau 89, Helen Butler 84, Lori Lamoreaux 84.
2 Gamers: Blake McIssac 135, Keith Piegan 120, Erica Summers 115, Lise Covell 92.
3 Gamers: Hudson Booth 198, Christina Campbell 184, Darwyn Follick 167, Wayne Spraggett 166, Sherri Woods 152, Ethen Corrigan 142, Stefanie Carleton 139, Patrick Prentice 132, Fred Campbell 111, Lois Aho 110, John Tomkins 110, Joanne Storring 105, Justin Robinson 102, Jerry Welch 96, Emma Pare 91, Brittany Koppens 86, Kirsten Swanston 73.
Congratulations to all the bowlers on some terrific bowling, and continuing to make Almaguin proud!
We only have 2 more bowling days for 2024, where has the year gone??
The athletes are looking forward to the Christmas Dance on November 21. It will be an awesome afternoon, with lots of great dancing and everyone getting into the Christmas spirit!
Athlete Stefanie Carleton created an "Ugly Sweater" contest for the December 10th bowling day, so we can't wait to see the results of that! Remember, when you can't be anything else, please be kind...















When I published “A Day in the Night” last October I immediately had requests for a paper back version that could be brought to the cottage and abused at will. So, I have decided to print the “Cottage Companion”. It’s the same book as the 11” x 11” Hard Cover -coffee table version only in a 6” x 9” soft cover format. I have also added another 44 pages (200 total) of photographs and the stories that go along with them.
Construction workers hard hats were first invented and used in the building of the Hoover Dam in 1933.
To the guy who invented Zero: Thanks for nothing!
“Starbucks says they are going to

Highland Craft Show

Hosting its 47th Christmas Show on Saturday November 23, 2024 9am to 2pm
Upstairs at the SSJ Arena

Admission - A donation for the Sundridge Food Bank is welcome

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PUTIN WINS !!
BOB NUNN – KEARNEY

So did you really think America would elect a Black Woman over a candidate out on bail, a convicted fraud artist, an adjudicated rapist and serial sexual predator, a habitual bankrupt, the stooge of Vladimir Putin, a man who tried to overturn the last election and all of his creepy retinue of crooks, ideologues and lunatics. Well Americans took a long look at all this and said; YES All my life I have been an admirer of the United States and its people. But I am frightened of it now, and I am even more frightened for us. There’s one thing for sure, BIG CHANGES are a coming! Our Canadian economy will suffer greatly from Trumps intended new Tariffs and further demands again for renegotiations to the original NAFTA agreement. Make no mistake thousands of Canadian Jobs may be lost “IT’S THE ECONOMY STUPID” Famous words which Sleepy Joe Biden did not heed. He’s a fine person but was not aggressive enough and he caused Kamila, despite Her most valiant efforts, to lose partly because of the economy. Americans are unable to sell their houses and move without near doubling their mortgage payments due to the high interest rates that the Biden administration allowed and could have and should have ended sooner. But like Canada’s hapless leader Justin Trudeau, He remained out of touch with the people’s hardships and asleep at the switch and did nothing. “ARE YOU BETTER OFF TODAY THAN 4 YEARS AGO?” More famous spoken campaign words which Justin does not but should take heed of, as Canadians certainly are not better off and He will be facing an election soon enough, l hope.
Over one million Canadian mortgages renew this year which will result in huge mortgage payment increases. This and Sky High food prices as well as his out of control tax increases due to Justins blatant spending habits What a great way to alienate hard working Canadians and lose millions of votes. Sadly it’s likely American will now throw Ukrainians under the bus, a reward to Trump’s friend Putin. Cut and run like they did in the past to the poor trusting Afghan and South Vietnamese people. The Ukraine people were badly mistaken when they voluntarily gave up their nuclear arsenal in exchange for American & Russian assurances that they would respect Ukrainian territory, how’s that been working out ? Canada should very seriously consider bringing back our own nuclear weapons, which we once had, the Bomark missile. A deterrent weapon Canada also willingly gave up on assurances of American protect.
Do you think l am being over reactive… well can we really continue to rely on American protection. We share the largest border of all with Russia and our military capability is a joke. Putin is power hungry, do l think he will invade, well perhaps not in the sense of Putin’s two Ukrainian type of invasions. But it is well known Putin has his eyes on our near defenceless Arctic Territories. Russia has disputed Canada’s Arctic borders and has made several probes into Canadian territory to test our resolve. And in addition has been expanding Russian Arctic military bases for years now Well at least Alberta may be happy with the election results, as it’s very possible that the Keystone pipe line, which Biden unfairly and illegally cancelled mid-construction, may now finally go ahead. But sadly perhaps our best choice may be to assimilate into America. Safety and prosperity as one big powerful country. I don’t think it would be that bad, the State of Ontario ? Just a thought, what do you think ?
REFLECTIONS 101
DON’T STOP HAVING FUN
CATHARINA BOWERS

THINGS
Things to remember when the relationship didn't go too well.
This picture was on Facebook this past week....did you every have a boyfriend like this...or worse...a partner who actually forgot you were there too?
Don't ever settle for less. The right one is around the corner. Be patient, and don't be too eager or needy. Men do like strong women with an opinion, one who is also a lady. You need someone who can have a conversation with you. He has to make you laugh as well. Respect, Kindness, Loving goes a long way. He also needs a job! You both need the freedom to be yourselves, but not lose your personality or your fun side.
This week there was another post on Facebook that showed this black and white picture of an old lady and an old man. She as standing on a skateboard, and he was holding her hand and pulling her along.
It shows that elderly folks still love to have fun. Elderly people are willing to try things that their kids or grandkids would never think that their grandma would want to do. Or be caught doing, lol Old ladies like myself, would love to try something exciting. And have Lorne hold my hand and he says to me, you go girl, I will help you. I went 4 wheelin' twice this week!
As I have been growing more mature, I realize that I didn’t have to give up fun in the process. I needed to let go, and not judge myself, for who I am, what I am, what I have done, and yes, even ministers are allowed to have fun.

A SOUTHERN VIEW
Wishing God Would - Make America Guess Again

STEPHEN LEHMAN
Wow! Did that U.S. election prognostication of mine a few issues back ever go wrong. For a while I thought I really had it nailed but in retrospect I guess it was probably just what I was hoping to see happen, sort of like believing that if you go to church regularly, only good things will ever happen to you.
Now that the initial nausea experienced on Wednesday morning after hearing about Trump's electoral victory has passed though, I do have to give the guy his due. He is a master salesman. What's the old compliment - He could sell refrigerators to Eskimos (with apologies for the political incorrectness). Even with all his documented financial bankruptcies and extensively reported moral shortcomings, he was somehow able to sell himself as the saviour of hard working Christian folks. Donald Trump does know how to read people.
When Americans boast about how in their country anybody can become President, I think many of us assume they are talking about men like Abraham Lincoln who literally did grow up dirt poor in a wooden shack out in the woods. I don't think they are referring to convicted felons with questionable ethical lapses but I guess, as in the words often associated with P.T. Barnum, a certified Republican; "There's a sucker born every minute." Of course, in regards to the recent U.S. election, depending on a persons political affiliation that phrase could apply to absolutely any voter, Democrat or Republican, so at least it is non-biased. I wouldn't call it a complimentary endorsement of the average American voter though.
When I started writing this opinion piece, my original plan was to speculate on the many different ways that Donald Trump was going to shift the global paradigm - or, depending on one's view, destroy the world - but over the last few days I have read so many opinions written by so many smart people, people like Conrad Black who is much more educated than me, that I didn't really see the point in just repeating what had already been said. And besides, if you can believe the alleged fake news providers that I listen to, exit polls indicated that the majority of Trump supporters were marginally educated white males anyways. I'm not going to speculate what that is supposed to infer but it does make me wonder if there will ever be an opinion piece written that will change their opinion of Trump. That's because, at least as according once again to those fake news outlets, their biggest concerns in this election were the price of gas and groceries so I doubt that they could give two hoots of a Georgia barn owl about how much longer democracy will survive in Ukraine or Taiwan or, ultimately, the European countries that comprise NATO.
I get it of course because, no matter how much any of us may try to deny it, might is still right and America is still the acknowledged global superpower. That is just how the world works and if you live in a country that has more guns per person than anywhere else on the planet, then you are understandably going to subscribe to that belief. If Joe Biden and NATO had taken a more aggressive stance against Russia over Ukraine then perhaps things might have turned out more positively for him back home. But just timidly giving them only enough firepower to wage a stalemate war against Russia was not what is typically thought of as 'American.' At least if Biden had called Putin's possible bluff and the world had been transfixed instead on the possibility of imminent nuclear war then voters wouldn't be wasting their time deciding a global superpowers political future based upon a measly few cents extra for a gallon of gasoline or the taxes they had to pay on an hour of overtime.
But that ship, as they say, has sailed and the only thing left now is the crying. For those who read some of my writings, you may have noticed that I love a good example of irony in life. One possible irony I see in the world's future relates back to that timeless novel, 1984, a novel that right wing think tanks sometimes reference when trying to suggest possible parallels between authoritarian governments and Justin Trudeau Liberals. Skipping way past that microscopic example of a macroscopic situation, for all intents and purposes we already have the authoritarian regimes of Eurasia and Eastasia that are germane to the story - i.e, Russia and China. Now, with Trump in power, we could conceivably have the third totalitarian nation envisioned in the novel - Oceania. Wouldn't that be a prophetic irony for freedom loving MAGA republicans.
A second irony has to do with what I believe was one of Trumps to-do-quickly pledges - cutting taxes. That's because, just like with Poilievre's carbon tax cut, the biggest beneficiaries will be those who already have lots of money. Taxes as a rule are all percentage based so when they are lowered the more money you have, the more you save. Did the obviously poor lady at one of Trumps rallys with the 'Jesus is my Saviour - Trump is my President' placard not realize that that Harris endorser Oprah Winfrey was going to benefit more from Trump's tax cut than she was? I sincerely doubt it.
But the truly ironic thing is that if Trump really is the Second Coming of Christ, as some other placards waving at his campaign stops have suggested, who do Trump worshippers think God is going to look more favourably on - the selfless Democrats who tried to help save democracy in, and the citizens of, Ukraine or people like Republican J.D. Vance who has boasted that he repeatedly voted against any financial assistance for Ukraine to help it protect itself from Russia's invading forces. I know who I would place my bet on. But then again, we all know how well my last prediction played out so nuff said.
IF YOU QUIT SCHOOL,- JUST REMEMBER TWO THINGS. 1. YOU TRIED YOUR BEST 2. 1 DON'T LIKE
Even though I have mobility issues, in my head I am able to do everything. I can ski like a fast woman on waxed ski’s, wearing a sleek bodysuit appropriate for a fast race down a prepared ski run in the alps. I would be the queen of the

slope, cause at age 76 how many are going to race against an old bird like me? I can still golf...no need for mulligans, I count all my strokes. I hit them nice and straight if I have to and can out hit many a man who had stood braggin in the 19th hole bar. I could at one time. Now, it is only a movie running in my head that I can hit a perfect shot. Damn!
I have referred to my dad many time over the past 4 years. He was an auto mechanic, now a days they are called technicians. Why? I don’t know. They do the same thing. I remember when I was in my early 30’s I was visiting mom and dad on Billingsgate Crescent, in Ajax late one afternoon. It was just after 6 pm, about a foot of snow on the ground. Dad had just closed up his shop, and called mom to say, “I am on my way home.” She walked into the kitchen, and she said to me, come and see this. There was dad, in his little green Volkswagen bug, coming up the road from Pickering Beach Road.
When he arrived at the intersection of Billingsgate and Thorncroft right across from the kitchen window, the road was quite large and dad took the opportunity to give it gas and turn the wheel hard, so that he could do donuts on the snow covered intersecting and then he turned that wheel like a pro race car driver and drove right into the driveway. It was like watching a ballet. Exciting, and exotic, it only happened when there was snow on the road before the plough had cleaned the street.
The fun that man had pulling donuts in front of his house, and pulling into the driveway, making mom laugh, and giving dad the boyish opportunity to have a little fun without harming anything. He said at age 54, he was still young in his head…at 80 he said the same thing. He felt
like he was still in his 30’s. Able to do anything. Dad was still dreaming about having fun at the age of 80 or to drive like #3 Dale Earnhardt Sr dad’s hero NASCAR driver even though he had voluntarily given up his drivers licence. In

his head he was Dale Earnhardt, driving his #3 stock car. LORNE AND HARLEY
Lorne on his Harley with me.
I have heard that when elderly people get older and they are still driving their own car to go shopping, or visiting friends, or going to their seniors meeting. It gives them independance, I hate the day that this man can't ride anymore. I can tell you from experience that my man has a collection of 13 motorcycles, but he has a few favourite motorcycles. He likes to ride his HD 94 1200 sportster on a lovely fall day, dress warm when the cool breeze arrives. Then surprise, a warm day, the leaves may have blown away, but he still enjoys the thought…it could be the last ride of the season. Well, he has had about 15 rides like that this fall. He always says, “I can throw my leg over, stick it in gear and ‘F’ off.” He comes home by dinner time, a happy man with a smile on his face, and ready to face the world again for another day.
I know he loves me. But with the ailments that affect this elderly older chick, this man who’s a few years younger than me, loves his motorcycle rides too, (as much as me?) I doubt it, those motorcycles do not cook the best lambchops and roasted veggies, and homemade chicken vegetable soup for him.

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Then there is the Yarn Circle, my happy place. I look forward to going to knitting club. I get to see my friends, talk about our week, our knitting projects, our plans. We talk about things I can’t tell you about. I can tell you; we laugh, we get together to eat special treats that people bring in, we ask opinions, we ask advice and have befriended each other, learned to like and trust each other, and we have learned to laugh with each other. And the group is growing…that is such a compliment to our sense of loyalty, inspiration, and fun!
What is it that you enjoy doing, your idea of fun? Do you like to dance? Travel, Dine Out? Sing, play guitar, piano or another instrument? Do you like to do puzzles, paint, hike, read, write or drink homemade wine? If you like something different that we can talk about…let us know. In the meantime, give it some thought. Perhaps you will find your passion!

DECEMBER 7TH- BEGINNING AT 1PM! PARADE BEGINS AT 1PM - SANTA CLAUS PARADE ROUTE
Beginning: 4 corners in Loring - Ending: port Loring Legion Hall, Branch 415 – IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWING THE PARADE EVERYONE IS INVITED TO THE LEGION FOR A WARM BEVERAGE AND SPECIAL TREATS FOR THE CHILDREN. COOKIE DECORATING AND PICTURES WITH MR. AND MRS. CLAUS. - PORT LORING LEGION BRANCH 415 - EVERY TUESDAY EVENING STARTS AT 7:30 FROZEN MEAL DELIVERY! MEALS ARE $7.00 & CONSIST OF MAIN COURSE & DESSERTMEALS ARE $7.00 & CONSIST OF MAIN COURSE & DESSERT - MINIMUM OF 5 MEALS IS REQUIRED FOR DELIVERY (DELIVERED EVERY OTHER WEEK) - PAYMENT IS DUE UPON DELIVERY (CASH/CHEQUE) OR IN ADVANCE BY E-TRANSFER (PLEASE GIVE EXACT AMOUNT AS VOLUNTEER DOES NOT CARRY CASH) “DELIVERED EVERY MONDAY - ELIGIBLE PERSONS INCLUDE: - SENIORS 65+ -THOSE WHO ARE TERMINALLY/CHRONICALLY ILL - THOSE WITH A DEVELOPMENT DISABILITY - THOSE RECENTLY DISCHARGED FROM HOSPITAL (I.E. POST SURGERY) - EAST PARRY SOUND Support Services - FOR MORE INFO & TO ORDER - CONTACT CSS @ 705-724-6028
DUMP HOURS – GOLDEN VALLEY, TUESDAY 11AM-3PM, THURSDAY, SATURDAY, SUNDAY7:30AM-11::30AM NORTH ROAD- TUESDAY 5-9PM – THURSDAY, SATURDAY, SUNDAY, 1-6PM –Line dancing ( Monday ) at the Argyle Community Centre ...6:30 All are welcome !!! Bring indoor shoes and water.
Arnstein Gospel Hall Youth Night Ball Hockey is Back!!*** Tuesdays 6:30-7:30pm @ Arnstein Rink Bring your stick, energy and water bottles! See you there!
Let’s Get Active! Catch up with friends and make new acquaintances ! FREE Drop-in... No need to register Classes! Join us for a one-hour class focusing on balance and strength. Port Loring Royal Canadian Legion Branch 415 - Wednesdays at 11 am line dancing....Monday nights at 6:30 at the Argyle Community Centre. Don’t forget your indoor shoes and your water bottle Bingo is back at the Legion, 7:30 Tuesday nights, Euchre is Thursday night at 7, Darts Friday at 7 and Cribbage Saturdays at 1pm. Seniors Luncheon is the second Tuesday of every month. The Empties Return Depot is located in the C-Can in the parking lot of the Legion and is open Wednesday and Saturday 11-2. Why not donate those empties back to the Legion?
St. Andrew’s United Church Tuesday morning ‘Coffee and Tunes’ hour at 10:00am.... accessible to everyone... and for anyone who wants to come out for a coffee, a chat, hear some tunes, or have a game of crib... Everyone is welcome and if you play an instrument and or sing... please feel welcome to do so. If you are a baker and want to bring some cookies or squares...yes!!! please bring some, Just another way we are hoping to meet our new residents, and reconnect with others.... Admission is free with a good will jar to help pay for coffee, cream etc.
The Food Bank is open the second and fourth Wednesday of the month from 11-1, located across from Buchanan’s Castle Building Centre in Port Loring.
ARNSTEIN- Come on out to Tots and Toddlers Wednesday 10-11:30am Arnstein Gospel Hall We would love to make a coffee/tea for you moms, dads and carers and let the kids play! Come have fun with us! All welcome.
COMMANDA –NOVEMBER 24TH- 10AM-1PM -SAVE THE DATE!!! Commanda Community Centre Christmas Bazaar & Bake Sale - ANNUAL BAZAAR AND BAKE
SALE - An impressive variety of gift items handcrafted by local artisans . Fresh homemade baked goods for the holidays - ADMISSION IS FREE!Delicious hot lunch available -A fundraiser for the Community Centre. THIS IS A Not to be Missed Social Event or the Season!
DECEMBER 7TH -On the first Saturday of the month enjoy a years-long tradition at the Commanda Community Centre! pm to 11 pm Doors open at 7:30 Note the later start time for this month! Bring your instruments and join us for our Monthly Dance & Jam night! Country, blues, oldies and more! Not a musician? Why not dust off your dancing shoes & get your dancing partner off the couch? Never been to our monthly social before? Picture a good old fashioned kitchen party, but with a dance floor! Be prepared for dancing, smiling, laughing, singing along and otherwise having a ton of fun! Bring your family & friends! There are soft drinks, water, coffee, & tea available for purchase! You are welcome to bring potluck snacks/ desserts. This is an alcohol free event. Admission is free however donations are always appreciated! Your participation & donations keep our community centre operating. . *there is a piano and PA set up on site
BINGO TOO! - Come explore the only historically designated building in the area and check out our internet café! Gift shop with local artisan goods. Try our (almost world famous) milkshakes and new indigenous and genealogy exhibits!HWY 522 -4077 & 4009. COMMANDA FREE ENTRY
CRAFTERNOON SESSIONS at the Commanda Community Centre! Join us Sundays, 2-4pm! Come out and enjoy a coffee or tea and conversation. At our last event we had a fantastic turn-out and so much fun! Bring your craft and meet some new neighbours! Refreshments are available for a small donation.
Let’s Get Active! Catch up with friends and make new acquaintances ! FREE Drop-in... No need to register Classes! Join us for a one-hour class focusing on balance and strength. Commanda - Commanda CommunityFridays at 10:00 am
Stay On Your Feet Classes - Commanda Community Centre Fridays at l0 am – ll am. All levels of ability welcome! Modifications can be made for everyone FREE: stay on Your Feet Classes - Fall prevention fitness No need to register - Just show up and nave fun! East Parry Sound Community Support Services For inquires about the classes can CSS office705-724-6028
Call for makers, artists & vendors!! Thank you! Over the past several weeks we asked for your feedback through a survey about winter markets at the CCC and you responded! We still need more information to plan this initiative. We’re asking local makers to let us know if you’re interested in participating in indoor winter markets. In order to hold these events, we need volunteers for set up, kitchen duty & volunteer bakers. Our volunteer coordinator is asking; if you are a vendor, would you be willing to bring along someone to volunteer?
YOGA THURSDAYS @ 6:30PM – 7:30PM – ALL
SKILL LEVELS WELCOME - $10 PER PERSON - Skill Levels Welcome Commanda Community Centre 4009 Hwy 522 Commanda
GOLDEN VALLEY –Winter Dump Hours GOLDEN VALLEY –Wednesday 7:30AM-11;30AM, Saturday 7:30AM11;30AM NORTH ROAD -Wednesday 1-5pm, Saturday 1-5pm
St. Andrew’s United Church Sunday Worship services at 10:30 am for the month of May. Everyone welcome. Experience a sense of community and belonging . Monday Night Bid Euchre will be held at St. Paul’s United Church in Golden Valley.
RESTOULE VOLUNTEER FIRE DEPARTMENT VOLUNTEER FIREFIGHTERS ! NEEDED
CONTACT US ! Hal (705) 840-6239 Olav (705) 4933769
NOVEMBER 17TH- 9AM-11:30AMRESTOULE – Restoule Legion 639BREAKFAST - $15- LAST BREAKFAST OF THE YEAR! Sausage, FreshFruit, Pancakes, Scrambled Eggs, Bacon, Yogurt Toast, Home Fries, Juice
NOVEMBER 30TH-BUCK’S LODGE AND GRILL is now known as Rustic Spoon! Some events coming up at the Rustic Spoon….. On Nov 30th we are having a Rib special, featuring the sauce that entered the Legions 1st annual Ribfest….half rack of Ribs and hand cut Fries just $ 14.95, full rack with Fries $ 24.95 Come on out for dinner before going over to the Legions dance featuring Straight South. Reservations suggested as supplies are limited.
NOVEMBER 30th- CHRISTMAS DANCE -$127PM-12PM- LIGHT LUNCH AT 10PM - Featuring STRAIT SOUTH - Our favourite Country and Classic Rock band. Tickets for sale at LEGION AND MILL BAY.. Cash Only.
It’s Pool and Euchre Night! Come on out! 7 pm to close! EVERY TUESDAY AT THE RESTOULE LEGION. DECEMBER 8TH- RESTOULE- THE CHILDREN’S CHRISTMAS PARTY WILL BE HAPPENING ON SUNDAY DECEMBER 8TH!! CHRISTMAS LIGHTS PARADE STARTS AT 6:30PM AT MILL BAY MARKET FOLLOWED BY SANTA AND GIFTS AT 7:00PM FOR AREA CHILDREN 12 YEARS OLD AND UNDER AT THE RESTOULE COMMUNITY CENTRE - REFRESHMENTS WILL BE AVAILABLE PLEASE SIGN YOUR CHILD UP ON THE SIGN-UP SHEET AT GERRY’S GENERAL STORE BEFORE NOVEMBER 29”’ TO ENSURE THEY RECEIVE A SPECIAL GIFT FROM SANTA - PLEASE PLAN TO ATTEND THE EVENT TO RECEIVE YOUR GIFT RIGHT FROM SANTA! ANYONE WISHING TO PARTICIPATE IN THE PARADE ARE ENCOURAGED TO BE AT MILL BAY MARKET FOR 6:00PM TO BE LINED UP...THE MORE LIGHTS ON YOUR FLOAT THE MERRIER!! FOR MORE INFO YOU CAN MESSAGE CHERYL HAMLTON ON FACEBOOK DECEMBER 8TH-, on the afternoon of the Santa Clause parade, RUSTIC SPOON, (FORMERLY BUCK’S) we will be having a Gingerbread House building contest. $25 per family (4) gets you a kit, a drink (non alcoholic) and a small fry. Reservations are a MUST in order to ensure we have enough kits. Begins at 3pm Then stick around and watch the parade from the restaurant or in the parking lot. FREE hot chocolate will be given out inside during the parade. On Jan 1st, 2025, we will be having a New Years Day brunch. Watch for more information in the coming weeks
KARATE AND JUJITSU - RESTOULE COMMUNITY CENTRE – FOR ALL AGES – BUILDS FOCUS,
SELF CONFIDENCE – PHYSICAL FITNESS SELF
DISCIPLINE, Regular classes Thursdays: Ages 7 to 12 - 5:30pm to 6:20pm - Ages 12 and up 6:30 to 8:00pm -$40 monthly fee
Let’s Get Active! Catch up with friends and make new acquaintances ! FREE Drop-in... No need to register Classes! Join us for a one-hour class focusing on balance and strength. Restoule Community Centre - Tuesdays at 10:00 am
RESTOULE LEGION BRANCH 390
NOVEMBER 17TH- 9AM-11:30AM- RESTOULE – Restoule Legion 639BREAKFAST - $15- LAST BREAKFAST OF THE

YEAR! Sausage, FreshFruit, Pancakes, Scrambled Eggs, Bacon, Yogurt Toast, Home Fries, Juice NOVEMBER 30th- CHRISTMAS DANCE -$127PM-12PM- LIGHT LUNCH AT 10PM - Featuring STRAIT SOUTH - Our favourite Country and Classic Rock band Tickets for sale at LEGION AND MILL BAY.. Cash Only. It’s Pool and Euchre Night! Come on out! 7 pm to close! EVERY TUESDAY AT THE RESTOULE LEGION.Royal Canadian Legion Branch 639 Restoule SUNDAY DARTS AND HORSESHOES! WEATHER PERMITTING! 1 PM TO 5 PM. JOIN US!

BURK’S FALLS AND DISTRICT FOOD BANKDONATIONS NEEDED
WE ARE ACCEPTING CLEAN, GENTLY USED BAGS AND SMALL CARDBOARD BOXES. DROP OFF TUESDAYS AND THURSDAYS IOAM-12PM, MAIN DOOR THANK YOU
KATRINE UNITED CHURCH THRIFT SHOP is fully stocked with everything that you need for this fall and winter season!! Lots of clothing, small appliances and treasures! Proceeds to the Katrine United Church! Thankyou everyone for your ongoing support!
Be sure to stop by the ‘Little Library’ Chetwynd Church. Take a book or leave a book. Free!
Katrine pizza has delicious and exciting foods ! its not only pizza! Watch for our very tasty specials! Open 7 days a week 11:30-8:30 (705) 382 6384 LOCATED IN THE KATRINE GENERAL STORE! 7PM-9PM. STRINGING PURLS – KNITTING WORKSHOP at the Katrine Community Centre. Come and start a group project or bring in a current project you are working on. Bring 5.5mm needles and a worsted weight yarn if doing the project. Beginners are welcome! ENTRY BY DONATION, INSTRUCTOR : CASIE GODFREY Square dancing and line dancing every Tuesday. Come drop in Tuesdays at 7pm at the Katrine Community Centre.
Leisure Club has Bid Euchre every Tuesday afternoons from 1:30 - 4ish followed by a light snack. Tuesday evening at 7pm- square dancing.
MONDAYS! SEW MUCH FUN - DROP INS Entry by donation Come work on your own project or help work on quilts for charitable donations - Every Mondays until December 16 - from 5pm - 8pm (you can come and go as you please) All welcome. This is a time to bring that sewing machine that has been shoved in the closet for years or bring out that project you said you would finish! Mary is here to help guide you with any of your sewing needs! Instructor : Mary Joy - 3 rental machines - $5 each Monday Bid Euchre on Tuesday at 1:30 downstairs in the seniors room. join in at 1:30 start until about 4-ish.
Square dancing is held on Tuesday evenings at 7pm downstairs. Couples dancing will follow at 9pm.
NOVEMBER 16TH - Open from 10:00am - 2:00pm CHRISTMAS CRAFT SALE AT THE KATRINE COMMUNITY CENTRE -UNIQUE CHRISTMAS GIFTS - HANDCRAFTED ITEMS, PRE-MADE DECORATIONS, AND MORE! VENDORS WANTED TO REGISTER AS A VENDOR, PLEASE VISIT WWW.ARMOURTOWNSHIP.CA
$25 per table
NOVEMBER 30TH- ARMOUR’S GALACOCTAIL HOUR, 3 COURSE DINNER, LIVE AUCTION AND DANCE BY SELLEBRATIONS PRODUCTIONS. PRE-SALE TICKETS, $50 PER PERSON, TICKETS AFTER NOVEMBER 1ST, $60 PER PERSON. DRESS CODE : FORMAL ATTIRE. TO PURCHASE TICKETS PLEASE VISIT www.armourtownship.ca Fundraiser for Armour Rec 2025 kids programs and our Dolly Pardon Reading Program.
What a profound little paragraph Stated way back in 1931 and it says it all "You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is to get what they work for. that my dear friend, is about the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it."
Dr. Adrian Rogers, 1931




NOVEMBER 24TH- 11AM- TOURNAMENT FOR
TOYS! Join Us for the Christmas Season
Launch at RiverBowl! Tournament For Toys 48 Spots Available at $40 Each. All proceeds will go towards purchasing toys and gift cards for children in need through our local food bank. Let’s get our bowling balls rolling and stockings hung; every child deserves presents from everyone!! Enjoy loads of fun and exciting prizes, plus selfies with Santa! To register, please call 705-783-6096.
NOVEMBER 26TH- - BURK’S FALLS LIONS B –
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– N – G – O at The Burk’s Falls Legion! are back every 2nd and 4th Tuesday in a month Doors open at 6:30pm, Bingo starts at 7pm Drinks and snacks available at the bar. Bring your spouse who can enjoy Free Snooker or Shuffleboard on our bar side if they don’t want to play Bingo. Bar will be open * Please NO outside food or drinks* We hope we will see you, come out and have lots of fun! Maybe even win a few cards!
NOVEMBER 29TH- THE LAND OF LAKES PS GRADE 8’S PRESENT ‘YOU GOT TALENT’ @ LLPS Theatre Show starts @ 6:00 p.m - ADMISSION - Monetary Donation - (We suggest $2.00 per person) Canteen Coffee/Tea Bar will be available during intermission
ALI PROCEEDS GO TOWARDS THE 8 END Of YEAR TRIP
DECEMBER 6TH- BINGO FOR LAND OF LAKES GRADE 8 SCHOOL TRIP! JOIN US! COME AND PLAY ! DOORS OPEN AT 6PM- THE BURK’S FALLS FRIENDSHIP CENTRE (ABOVE THE LIBRARY) PRIZES I SNACKS I FUN • Books are: $10, $15 or $25 • Specials are $1
PROCEEDS GO TO SUPPORT LAND OF LAKES GRADE 8 STUDENTS YEAR END TRIP!
DECEMBER 16TH- 6-7PM- Christmas Concert
With special guests„. The Muskoka Concert Band! Land of Lakes Public School Theatre - ADMISSION BY DONATION FREE Hot Chocolate (Thanks LLPS PAC) COOKIES FOR SALE!
NOVEMBER 30TH- AT 6 PM- BURK’S FALLS ANNUAL CHRISTMAS TREE LIGHTING IN STAN DARLING PARK
DECEMBER 14TH – 8AM-NOON- ANNUAL LION’S BREAKFAST WITH SANTA AT THE BURK’S FALLS LEGION- ADULTS $10, KIDS UNDER 12- $5
DECEMBER 21ST – 10:30AM- COOKIES WITH MRS. CLAUS! PLEASE CALL THE LIBRARY TO REGISTER IN ADVANCE
- DECEMBER 14TH – ARBF MONTHLY BINGOMark your calendars! DOORS OPEN AT 5:30pm - MINI GAMES START AT 6:30pm - REGULAR GAMES TO FOLLOW Minimum 2 strip purchase to play , Monthly Special Game worth $100.00 ,All proceeds are going to support the fair, other events and activities hosted by the ARBF.BREAK OPEN , BALLS TICKETS ARE BACK! YOUR CHANCE TO WIN $200.00 CASH MONEY -NO OUTSIDE - FOOD OR DRINKS - KITCHEN IS OPEN -HOT DOGS , CHIPS, POP, WATER, , COFFEE AND TEA - ARBFMONTHLY BINGO BURK’S FALLS ARENA KARL CROZIER ROOM
BURK’S FALLS LIBRARY
DECEMBER 21ST – 10:30AM- COOKIES WITH MRS. CLAUS! PLEASE CALL THE LIBRARY TO REGISTER IN ADVANCE
BURK’S FALLS ARMY CADETS ARE RECRUITING NEW MEMBERS! Do you have a child that is 12-18 that is looking to join in? This program is 100 % free and a great opportunity to learn new skills.
BURK’S FALLS DONATION CENTRE WINTER HOURS -CLOSED Tuesday and OPEN Wednesday to Saturday 10:00 to 4:00. Donations times are 10:00 am to 2:00 pm Wednesday to Friday and Saturday by appointment only.
DECEMBER 3RD - Burk ‘s Falls Legion SENIOR’S LUNCHEON - TURKEY DINNER WITH ALL THE FIXINGS & DESSERT $10
Please call the Legion directly after 2pm to reserve (705) 382-3137
NOVEMBER 23RD, 2024- 5:30-8:30PM FESTIVE FEAST AT THE BOBBY ORR COMMUNITY CENTRE - Website: https://wpsclubs.wildapricot.org/ Come celebrate with us and make a difference!
DECEMBER 1ST - FREE EVENT! THE HIGHLAND PLAYERS PRESENT Sounds of the Season . A family-friendly evening of stories and carol singing!Burk’s Falls Young at Heart Seniors Centre 7-9pm - Donations to the local food bank will be gratefully accepted.
DECEMBER 14TH - 8am-12 noon - BURK’S FALLS LIONS CLUB PRESENTS: BREAKFAST WITH SANTA at the Burk’s Falls Legion, 8 Mary Street.
DECEMBER 9TH- 9AM-2PM- Land of Lakes Public School CHRISTMAS CRAFT SHOW -- INFORMATION: landoflakescraftsale@gmail.com
DECEMBER 7th & 8th - SAVE THE DATE! ALMAGUIN CHORAL SOCIETY CHRISTMAS PERFORMANCE, MORE INFORMATION TO FOLLOW!
DECEMBER 18th - SAVE THE DATE! 6-7pm- Celebrate the spirit of Christmas with your loved ones in the theatre at Land of Lakes. Come Sing! More details closer to December!
BURK’S FALLS AND DISTRICT FOOD BANK - DONATIONS NEEDED
WE ARE ACCEPTING CLEAN, GENTLY USED BAGS AND SMALL CARDBOARD BOXES. DROP OFF TUESDAYS AND THURSDAYS IOAM-12PM, MAIN DOOR THANK YOU
FROZEN MEAL DELIVERY! MEALS ARE $7.00 & CONSIST OF MAIN COURSE & DESSERT “DELIVERED EVERY MONDAY - ELIGIBLE PERSONS
INCLUDE: - SENIORS 65+ -THOSE WHO ARE TERMINALLY/CHRONICALLY ILL - THOSE WITH A DEVELOPMENT DISABILITY - THOSE RECENTLY DISCHARGED FROM HOSPITAL (I.E. POST SURGERY) - EAST PARRY SOUND Support ServicesFOR MORE INFO & TO ORDER - CONTACT CSS @ 705-724-6028 Almaguin Donation store is now taking donations Tuesday to Saturday 10am-4pm. WE prefer not to
accept donations on Saturdays, as they are super busy and it is hard to help our lovey customers while sorting through a lot of things. We do understand some can only donate on a Saturday - so just call or message us and we can make arrangements for you to drop off your items
THE BURK’S FALLS CAFÉ - Hours 9-3pm Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday. 9-3pm Saturday & Sunday 9am-2pm. CLOSED WEDNESDAYS ALWAYS UNIQUE FINDS! Check out Green’s Liquidators! Monday, Thursday, Friday. 11am - 5pm and Saturday 11am -3pm
SEWING CLUBS @ YOUR LIBRARY! Wednesdays 5-7pm and 1st Saturday of the month. Please call the library to register!
Let’s Get Active! Catch up with friends and make new acquaintances ! FREE Drop-in... No need to register Classes! Join us for a one-hour class focusing on balance and strength. - Burk’s Falls Arena - Wednesdays at 9:30 am
FALL PREVENTION CLASSES FOR SENIORS! FREE! Classes are offered every Wednesday at 9:30 am at the ARBF arena upstairs. No registration required , Just show up and have some laughter and fun friendship!
The Village of Burk’s Falls -NOW HAS EV chargers in the Village, with installation scheduled for completion by the end of November! This fantastic new development will make it easier than ever to power up your electric vehicles right here in our community.
By-Law Comments/Complaints - To file a comment or complaint with the Village By-Law department, please complete a comment/complaint form and submit it to the office. A written copy is essential for us to address and rectify any issues. Without it, we won’t be able to take action. - By-Law Complaint Form
ARBF PUBLIC LIBRARY
Weekly Programs @ your library
ABC Storytime - Tuesdays @ 10:30am, MinecraftTuesdays & Thursdays @ 3:30pm, Youth Lounge (10+) - Tuesdays @ 4:00pm, Chess -Wednesdays @ 4:00pm, Zines- Thursdays @ 3:30pm, Sewing Club (16+) - Thursdays @ 5:00pm, Book Club - Mondays @ 4:00pm.

ARBF LIBRARY
A Visit Will Get You Thinking- 705-382-3327 burksfallslibrary@gmail.com www.burksfallslibrary.com
BURK’S FALLS LEGION BRANCH # 405
The Burk’s Falls Legion needs volunteers to help us continue to bring all the great events and more to our community. You don’t have to be a member to be part of a nonprofit like the Legion to support and give back to our past and current Veterans, seniors and community. Our Dart League is so much fun! Burk’s Falls Legion SUNDAY DARTS -2 pm -$5/week-7 game. Please call Dawn -705-380-6628 - End of season cash tor high scores • door prizes • pot luck - FRIDAY NIGHT FISH AND CHIPS! Don’t enjoy fish? We also have chicken fingers and chips!. Every Friday from 4-7pm. Large portions, great prices! $15, including tax! Please call ahead to pre-order at 705-382-3137 after 2:00pm ,Eat in or take out . This has become such a wonderful event that we ask that you please make a reservation or call ahead so that we don’t run out!
NOVEMBER 15TH - 3rd. Friday COFFEE HOUSE! It’s ALWAYS a GREAT night out. at the Burk’s Falls Royal Canadian Legion Br 405 for this month’s famous 3rd Friday Coffee House, sponsored by Hunters Bay Radio, CKAR, The Bay 88.7FM, & presented by Jamie Oppenheimer (Jamie Oppenheimer, Songwriter) DECMBER 2ND - Burk ‘s Falls Legion SENIOR’S LUNCHEON -Nov. 5, 2024 -Please call the Legion directly after 2pm to reserve before Nov. 2 (705) 382-3137 Seniors Luncheon will be held at the Legion Branch 405, first Tuesday of each month, Lunch begins at noon. Open to all residents of East Parry Sound District age 65+. Please call the legion directly to reserve. If you reserve, please try your best to make it! RESERVE YOUR LUNCH Please call the Legion directly to reserve (705) 382-3137
NOVEMBER 26TH - BURK’S FALLS LIONS B – I – N – G – O at The Burk’s Falls Legion! are back every 2nd and 4th Tuesday in a month Doors open at 6:30pm, Bingo starts at 7pm Drinks and snacks available at the bar. Bring your spouse who can enjoy Free Snooker or Shuffleboard on our bar side if they don’t want to play Bingo. Bar will be open * Please NO outside food or drinks* We hope we will see you, come out and have lots of fun! Maybe even win a few cards!
DECEMBER 14TH – 8AM-NOON- ANNUAL LION’S BREAKFAST WITH SANTA AT THE BURK’S FALLS LEGION- ADULTS $10, KIDS UNDER 12$5 DECEMBER 21ST – 10:30AM- COOKIES WITH MRS. CLAUS! PLEASE CALL THE LIBRARY TO REGISTER IN ADVANCE Did you know that you DON’T have to be a member to enjoy all the Legion has to offer? Come on out and enjoy FREE Snooker and our 2 Shuffleboard tables while sipping on your favourite drink and watching the game on tv. Why wouldn’t you?
BURK’S FALLS LEGION IN A NUT SHELL! Fish N Chips AND Chicken Fingers ONLY $15! - Every Friday 4-7pm Call (705) 382-3137 after 2 pm to reserve - Meat Draw 2 pm Every 2nd and 4th Saturday $2 regular draw (5 draws) $3 bonus draw (box of meat, must be entered in every regular draw)
BINGO - Every 2nd and 4th Tuesday - Doors Open at 6:30 pm Games start at 7 pm FREE SNOOKER & SHUFFLEBOARD Every day
Why Do We Remember?
Valerie Lamb

It is November already. Another year has swiftly passed and soon it will be Remembrance Day. Why and what do we remember? If you, like me had a father who served his country, you are especially remembering him. My dad, Ernest James Clelland was so proud to sign up and head overseas to join all who had chosen the battle for freedom. He was young, full of hope and he knew that there would be a cost to his commitment, to his dream of a better world for the family he would one day have, to live and to thrive in. World War two was raging, and he soon became a part of this world of combat. The guns firing, the cold in a foxhole, the fear around every corner and the food that had no taste. The imagined glory of serving was soon swallowed up in the cruel reality of death. My father left for war, a man filled with dreams, he returned a man hounded by nightmares. He only spoke of his time overseas, when we would question him as to the truths of our accounts given in a history lesson. He was a strong man, and he remembered, he felt the reality of his time in combat,

as a badge to wear proudly, though not spoken of often. On November 11th, most years, my dad would be with his friends, his sons and daughters, in the bush hunting. It was deer season. As they set up runs, and sought out the venison that would help feed his huge family through another winter, I wonder. Did the sound of guns firing bring back those memories so deeply pushed back into his past? At eleven o'clock, he and all with him stopped. The bush became silent, as heads were bowed in remembrance. Lest we forget. We often wondered what pictures played across his mind as his bowed head and closed eyes took him back to days forever etched in memory. Freedom was the reason he went, it was the reason so many left home to enter the hell that war is. What has happened to this freedom? Where has it gone and what hope do we have of the future dad sought for us, his children and grandchildren? Our government has been systematically stripping away every freedom they secured for us. They have turned their backs on the veterans, broken and damaged by war, leaving them to fight a battle we can never truly understand, as they return to no support. They are left to struggle with the demons, that war in it's aftermath gifts them with. They are left to live on the streets they secured, to live broken and forgotten. When our government puts anyone above our veteran and our senior citizen, then we need to step up. These men and women, many like my dad, gone but not forgotten, have left us a legacy to fight for. Today, men and woman continue to serve and to return, to be lost, falling through the huge cracks that our government has created in the society they helped to establish at such a huge cost. Let us, this Remembrance Day, remember, but also determine to pick up their fight, to look after our veterans, to care for them and their widows and to show them love, appreciation and true respect, to finish the fight they started and to stand with them. Let us be Canada proud once more, able to hold our heads up high and to stand with my dad and every other veteran, with conviction, such as what prompted them to serve this great country we live in, broken, but still great with much potential for so much good. I will Remember Them!

Whitestone is invited.
I have put together an Event on Facebook to all those in Whitestone and their friends near Whitestone.
If your name is not on a personal invitation, it is because you and I are not friends on Facebook. But that does not matter, you are invited!
It was suggested that those who come to the Shower of Blessings, bring a card with either a ‘gift card’ from one of the following stores, Walmart, Canadian Tire, No Frills, Rona, Home Depot, Mark’s Work Wearhouse, or Big and Tall, Winners, or ‘Cash.’ There will be a box available to deposit your gift cards and cash envelopes into. Be sure to seal your envelope. If you would like to bring a gift, you are most welcome to do so. A table will be set up for gifts and the box the gift cards and money.
Winter is on the doorstep, it is cold at night and cool during the day, that means a whole other set of winterized undertakings…snow shovel, pickled sand/salt to sprinkle on ice. We must not forget that their clothes, winter coats and boots were lost as well. This is why Mark’s and Big and Tall, and Winners were put on the gift card list. By offering a gift card, or cash, Don and Yvonne are able to choose what they still need.This event is like a wedding shower, except the wedding has happened already 40 some years ago. It reminds me of my first wedding, I remember receiving 3 kettles, and 7 sets of sheets for a bed that they didn’t fit. To avoid this, gift cards are wonderful. As is cash of course. and this could possibly avoid receiving duplicates of all sorts of things.
Personally the gift card idea works for me, and if you think about it, there is nothing to wrap, no paper mess at the hall, you could attach a small kitchen gadget, tea towel, and tied it together with a ribbon or a piece of yarn. Items from the grocery store, or the dollar store, make good small gifts to attach your gift card to.
They have a 3 bedroom, one of which will be used as a guest /sewing room. 2 of the bedrooms will be used as bedrooms.
2 bedrooms…They do need sheets, 2 queen size beds… apparently 1 set of sheets has already been given and is in
Whitestone
ARDBEG
A NOTE FROM LOGGERS STATION: It’s been a tough decision, but one that has to be made,,Loggers Station House Ardbeg, has decided to close for a min of three weeks this November 2024,this will give us some much needed time to restructure and see what kind of service we will be able to offer for the 2024--2025 sled season, along with some minor renovations,and hireing for the kitchen will be our focus,,fingers crossed everything will come together,,if interested in kitchen position, please call,705 773 8247
DECEMBER 7TH- COMMUNITY CHRISTMAS
BAZAAR IN ARDBEG –10AM- 3PM - HAVE A
JOLLY HOLLY HOLIDAY SEASON AT OUR BAZAAR! VENDOR TABLES AVAILABLE FOR $5 TO BOOK A TABLE CONTACT ARDBEGCOMMUNITYCLUB@OUTLOOK.COM
DECEMBER 7TH- COMMUNITY CHRISTMAS
BAZAAR IN ARDBEG –10AM- 3PM - HAVE A JOLLY HOLLY HOLIDAY SEASON AT OUR BAZAAR!VENDOR TABLES AVAILABLE FOR $5 TO BOOK A TABLE CONTACT ARDBEGCOMMUNITYCLUB@OUTLOOK.COM
DUNCHURCH
2024 Order of Whitestone: Bill Church - The Council of the Municipality of Whitestone is pleased to announce the 2024 Recipient of the Order of Whitestone, Mr. Bill Church. The Order of the Municipality of Whitestone is awarded to a deserving person who has enriched the lives of others in our community. Thank you to Bill for investing his time, energy, and heart in Whitestone!
NOVEMBER 16TH- Knox United Church: Christmas Luncheon and Bake Sale 11:00 a.m. – 1:00 p.m.Bake sale, cookie tins, draw - Sunday school craft tableProceeds to the Dunchurch United Church Women
NOVEMBER 19TH- 19th 1 pm- ( 2-3 hrs ) WHITESTONE WELLNESS SOURDOUGH
WORKSHOP - LOCATION: 556 BALSAM ROAD IN WHITESTONE - Beyond just baking bread, participants will embark on a journey to create their sourdough starter from scratch, mastering the art Of fermentation along the way. Empower yourself io create nourishing, gut-friendly loaves that contribute to your overall well-being. Led by expert sourdough baker Suzi from Douglllaney, a favourite stop at the McKellar Market, this workshop ensures I-hat everyone can actively participate in each step of the sourdough process. You’ll bring home your own starter and a jar of mixed dough to finish fermenting and bake at home. LOCATION: 556 BALSAM ROAD IN WHITESTONE Reserve now as spots are limited!
storage at Carols.
For bedroom A. Yvonne’s favourite colour is mauve or purple, nice choice for sheets/blankets are for a queen size bed. There is already a tall Boy Dresser in storage for them. Bed Room B Don’s colours teal or taupe. They need 2 Queen size beds one for each room, with mattresses, a dresser, sheets, blankets and pillows etc.
One Bathroom that needs, a shower curtain, towels facecloths the colours they like for the bathroom is Gray. Mauve and White. They will also need Toilet tissue, first aid kit, Kleenex etc, toilet brush, shower mat, bathmat for on the floor, face soap, shampoo, conditioner etc. Kitchen, we have all major appliances, to be delivered Dec 4. This is what they have already in storage. Some pots and pans, a roaster, a kettle and a microwave. An incomplete set of nice dishes, kitchen table, (Not sure if there are chairs to go with it, don’t think so) with 4 mugs, purple knitted dish cloths, some tea towels they will need to get drinking glasses, cutlery, baking dishes. All the little things one can get at the dollar store, spatulas, big cutting knives, garlic press, egg flipper all those gadgets you really need, and if you don’t have any of these things, you are lost. Lol I love my plastic mandolin for slicing carrots and other vegetables.
Kitchen needs to be restocked with food staples like sugar, flour, rice, pasta, baking soda and baking powder, salt, pepper, spices, tea, coffee. Coffee Pot, Tea Pot. Food to put in the fridge, This is going to be a very expensive shopping trip guys. Table cloth, foil, wax paper, plastic freezer bags…dish detergent, cookbook. Hand mixer and bowls. The Thrift Shop may be able to help for small kitchen appliances in their downstairs houseware department. And considering that this is an emergency situation, I happen to know who to call to make arrangements if Yvonne need to shop there.
Laundry Room, Tide, or other fav laundry brand, Javex, dryer sheets. Cleaning supplies etc.. Toilet bowl cleaner and a brush, window cleaner (iron, ironing board if she uses it)
This is going to be the most expensive shopping trip you will ever make. I know I have done it. For those who have been through a divorce…some of this may sound a little familiar. Although it isn’t quite the same.
WHITESTONE: As a Fire Department, we are always looking for volunteers to join the ranks. To learn more and apply, contact Fire Chief Whitman at fire.department@whitestone.ca.
Winter Landfill Hours - Landfills have moved to winter hours. Please note that the landfills are closed all statutory holidays in the winter.
York Street - Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday and Sunday: 12:00 p.m. to 5:00 p.m. - Auld’s Road - Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday and Sunday: - 12:00 p.m. to 5:00 p.m.
Walk Fit with Rebecca - Monday & Friday 10:00am to 11:00am - Information call or text Rebecca at 705-773-2091. Dunchurch Community Centre. Join us for a gentle exercise class! Try Walk Fit with West Parry Sound Community Support Services at the Dunchurch Community Centre. For more information: Rebecca Green: 705-773-2091 Linda Taylor: 705-746-5602
LANDFILL SITE HOURS, CLOSED for all statutory holidays in the Winter. Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday – 9.am – 5pm. SUNDAY AND HOLIDAY MONDAY’S – 12pm. – 5pm. BOTH SITES ARE CLOSED STATUTARY HOLIDAYS DURING WINTER HOURS. Fire Permit Registration- Planning to have a bonfire? Don’t forget to register for your fire permit online. Be sure to check the fire rating before lighting a fire or launching fireworks.
SENIOR CONNECT - Help is available to seniors 65+ in the West Parry Sound District. West Parry Sound District - Community Support Services Do you have anything preventing you from feeling safe in your home? Is your refrigerator empty? Have you had something traumatic happen to you? Are you feeling well enough to cook a healthy meal? Do you have suitable transportation to and from social, shopping and medical appointments?
Would it be wise to have someone call to check on your well-being? Would you like someone to talk with? - Connect with us by calling 705-746-5602 FREE SERVICES
INCLUDE: One-on-one service navigation and connection - A Senior Connect Van can transport you - Our volunteer will ensure that you can get into your home safely Home Help for fall prevention and accessibility - Nutritious meals can be delivered - We can arrange for a friendly visitor/peer support person to check on you - Our volunteers will monitor your safety Some restrictions may apply PLEASE CALL: 705-746-5602
Sports & Recreation Walk Fit: Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays - Location: Dunchurch Community Centre - Contact: Rebecca Green, 705-773-2091; - Linda Taylor at



Living room, they have collected a sofa and chair that has been donated…end tables and coffee table. TV stand have been donated and a TV stand.
Still need a tv, beds, Garden tools (that can wait till spring)…shovel, rake, snow shovel, ice chopper, a pail, tools for cleaning inside the house, vacuum cleaner, broom, mop etc. a few packages of batteries in the different size batteries.
We are looking for a Charlie Brown Christmas tree, or any tree for that matter. I have started a Christmas ball collection for them.
The municipality was right on board, when I asked about using the hall, and they have donated the hall to us. So, we thank Michelle the CAO for making this possible. We may need a few strong people to set up the tables. We also will need dessert type goodies to serve with tea and coffee. Several people have volunteered to bake dessert loaves and cookies for the shower. If you are a baker, and you would like to donate some goodies to have with tea or coffee, please let me know. My email address is given out below.
It may seem that we are going all out…but I also know, that if you are a Whitestone resident and your family has an emergency you need to make a phone call to me or another friend and have them contact our group. We will put the same effort into motion for you and your family. We are a caring community and if you have a problem, you do not need to figure it out by yourself. This is what friends do. This is what a caring community does.
My email is reflectiveblogger@yahoo.com or catharina. bowers@live.ca
See you December 5th at the Dunchurch Community Centre as we celebrate Don and Yvonne and their hero Oz zy. Thank you Yarn Circle ladies for your support and help. Thank you to the great people of Whitestone!
705-746-5602
Pickleball: *Most Tuesdays and Thursdays - Location: Dunchurch Community CentreContact: Contact: Terry Finch 519-362-6169 or municipal office 705-389-2466 INFORMATION FROM THE MUNICIPALITY OF WHITESTONE - North East Virtual Care Clinic. The North East Virtual Care Clinic is a Nurse Practitioner virtual care clinic that works with local health care providers to ensure patients can access more timely care. It serves patients within the Ontario Health North East region, which region includes Whitestone and area. The Clinic accepts patients whether or not they have a family doctor. The Clinic was established to serve patients who are experiencing an urgent medical condition, which includes imminent concerns that are not life or limb threatening. If you require emergency care, they will work with the local hospital to refer you to an ER. To register for a vir-

tual appointment with a nurse practitioner: Visit the website anytime: www.nevirtualcare. ca/ Call 1-888-684-1999 between 1 pm and 9 pm 7 days a week
DUNCHURCH MAGNETAWAN LEGION BRANCH #394
With Comrade Kelvin Hill
As always – Please Promote – Please Attend .Come out and support your Branch…… Take part in ceremonies….. Volunteer to help out with functions…..Offer suggestions For information contact: Branch 389-3130 Karen 389-3839 Jan 389-1091 Joan 3873393
NOVEMBER 16TH- 2 SEATINGS, 5PM AND 6:30PM- The Royal Canadian Legion- presents - •HARVESTY•’, MOON FEAST prepared by Dan Kivell - Harvest Soup, Roast Beef with all the Fixings & Dessert -$2S/Adults - 50 Ages 6-10 Children under 6 are FREE -Reserve tickets available at the Branch, or call 705389-3130, or Jan at 705-389-1091
Our hours & events: Tuesday 7:00 - 11 PM euchre; Friday 1 PM cribbage & 7 - 11 PM darts; Saturday 1 - 6 PM euchre. cost of cards and darts is $5.00 & $2 for a 50/50 draw Weekly Events Open To The Public - Monday & Wednesday, Thursday: CLOSED - Tuesday: 7:00 pm - 10:30 pm ~ Euchre 7:30 pm Friday: 1:00 pm -10:30 pm . Cribbage 1:00pm and Darts 7:30pm Other Activities
Dart Boards & Shuffleboard available year round
Other Special Events announced on a regular basis Open To The Public ~ Everyone Welcome! Come out and join in the fun and comradeship Air-conditioned Hall
a Party, Wedding, Anniversary, or Birthday?
Don & Yvonne Continued ....
James Buchanan, the 15th U.S. president continuously bought slaves with his own money in order to free them.
SO I WAS AT THE BAR LAST NIGHT AND THE WAITRESS SCREAMED...
‘An Old Fashion Christmas’
at the Coughlin Ranch
Stewart Coughlin and his wife, Martina purchased the ranch on April 7, 1960. The ranch, originally was named “Diamond S.T” and was opened on May 1st 1960 with four horses and a pony. Sadly, Tina passed in February 1972, at this time Stewart closed the ranch.
In March of 1974, Stewart married to Edna Coughlin. Locals reached out to Stewart and requested that the ranch be reopened. Stewart and Edna decided to reopen the ranch under the name “Stewart Coughlin Riding Ranch”. To this day Edna, her daughter Christine and grandchildren run the ranch after almost 50 years.
On the Coughlin ranch, approximately 25 horses and ponies reside. Many of the herd are retired trail horses that were born on the farm and will enjoy the rest of their days eating and relaxing. The ranch has many other farm animals that enjoy nothing more than attention and treats from all their visitors including a donkey, pigs, alpacas, rabbits, Guinea pigs, chickens, mini pony, goats, sheep, ducks etc. We think that they live a pretty good life full of love!
In 2024 it was decided that they needed to look at others ways to share the ranch with the public that allowed us to match the current hurdles this day and age presents such as insurance, financial obligations and animal care. It was decided to no longer offer adult trail rides and instead open the ranch for the petting farm, pony walks, horse boarding. An ‘animal bond connection program’ began and a new plan to host birthday parties was formed. The birthday party and special events have become very popular with all ages. The birthday party package is perfect for parents who want a location that takes care of all entertainment, decorating and clean up. The package provides pony walks to children, decorated space for refreshments and presents, games, bouncy castle etc. it’s a fantastic way to celebrate a unique birthday that will be long remembered!
The petting farm and pony walks are open 6 days a week in the summer months, animals bond connection programs open year-round to folks who want to be around horses/animals, learn and interact with them. Horses are wonderful therapeutic animals and provide a calmness with their special abilities.
It’s all about Christmas! The family started hosting “Christmas at the Coughlin’s”



ARMOUR/KATRINE - Bid Euchre on Tuesdays at 1:30 downstairs in the seniors room. join in at 1:30 start until about 4-ish. BURK’S FALLS- DECEMBER 14TH – ARBF MONTHLY BINGO - Mark your calendars! DOORS OPEN AT 5:30pm - MINI GAMES START AT 6:30pm - REGULAR GAMES TO FOLLOW Minimum 2 strip purchase to play , Monthly Special Game worth $100.00 ,All proceeds are going to support the fair, other events and activities hosted by the ARBF.BREAK OPEN , BALLS TICKETS ARE BACK! YOUR CHANCE TO WIN $200.00 CASH MONEY -NO OUTSIDE - FOOD OR DRINKS - KITCHEN IS OPEN -HOT DOGS , CHIPS, POP, WATER, , COFFEE AND TEAARBF- MONTHLY BINGO BURK'S FALLS ARENA KARL CROZIER ROOM
BURK’S FALLS - NOV 26TH- - BURK’S FALLS LIONS B – I – N – G – O at The Burk’s Falls Legion! are back every 2nd and 4th Tuesday in a month Doors open at 6:30pm, Bingo starts at 7pm Drinks and snacks available at the bar. Bring your spouse who can enjoy Free Snooker or Shuffleboard on our bar side if they don’t want to play Bingo. Bar will be open * Please NO outside food or drinks* We hope we will see you, come out and have lots of fun! Maybe even win a few cards!




EMSDALE – NOVEMBER 20TH, 27TH- –BINGO!!! EMSDALE AGRICULTURAL SOCIETYEVERY WEDNESDAY - Over 40 years of funA little bingo with BIG prizes. DOORS OPEN AT 530PM - GAMES STARTS AT 6:45 PMNO OUTSIDE FOOD OR DRINK PLEASE – The Canteen will be OPEN! 25 JOSEPH STREET www.emsdaleagriculturabociety.com
GOLDEN VALLEY- Monday Night Bid Euchre will be held at St. Paul’s United Church in Golden Valley.
MAGNETAWAN -NOVEMBER 17th, - 2PMMagnetawan Friendship Club - Bingo
Everyone 18+ Welcome - $10 for 3 cards – 10 games - 'Share the Wealth' - Snacks and pop for sale.
PORT LORING LEGION BRANCH 415 - EV-
ERY TUESDAY EVENING STARTS AT 7:30
SPRUCEDALE - Sprucedale Senior’s Friendship Club Monday NIGHTS AT 7pm Dabber Bingo doors open at 6 pm. Come and join our players for a fun time of Bingo!!!
DECEMBER 6TH- BINGO FOR LAND OF
LAKES GRADE 8 SCHOOL TRIP! JOIN US!
COME AND PLAY ! DOORS OPEN AT 6PMTHE BURK’S FALLS FRIENDSHIP CENTRE (ABOVE THE LIBRARY) PRIZES I SNACKS I FUN • Books are: $10, $15 or $25 • Specials are $1 PROCEEDS GO TO SUPPORT LAND OF LAKES GRADE 8 STUDENTS YEAR END TRIP!





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whose average speed was 71/2 miles per hour.
THEIR HOUSE, WILL BE A VERY VERY FINE HOUSE…
Their House Arrived on the 30th Catharina Bowers
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WHITESTONE: This week, Don and Yvonne’s house arrived. I was out in the porch waiting for the house to come up the hill. I went into the house for a couple of minutes to get something to bring out with me. Guess what, you said it. Those two trucks carrying Don and Yvonne’s house tore up the hill and drove by at 50km /hour (or they never would have made it up the hill and around the corner) I missed it, there I stood with my phone in my hand, but the camera wasn’t ready. I’ll never get the opportunity again. Later that evening we met our friends at the parked house. What a look of relief on their face. It was actually going to happen. Their new house would be placed on its foundation the following day. The first section was being lifted into place in this shot. We got up early and Lorne took me down to their building site. We had
tom plate that would fit over the rebar, and then once it was all in place each rebar that was protruding from the block wall would be bolted down, making it impossible to move the house section from it’s assigned place.
This happened all again with the second section of house that still needed to be lifted. The entire process was repeated, and by 11 AM Don and Yvonne’s house was sitting where it was supposed to be sitting. We had to leave to go to Sudbury for my eye appointment.
They think the house will be ready to move into by the beginning of December if it is up to the builder. The only hold up could be the hydro. Apparently they only come out every couple of weeks to Dunchurch. This is a potential roadblock, that hopefully will not happen.
When you consider, what this couple has been through, it would be good if Hydro could do their best to come hook them up, it would be appreciated.
Hydro's hook up has been paid already. The house is on its foundation. I am not try to upset the applecart here, but I am making this info aware to the public, because, when we pay for a service, we expect to know when that service is going to be provided. Winter is knocking at our door, and heat needs to be available for these people. Plumbing, septic, and running water in the house is all dependent on hydro.

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AREA CHRISTMAS MARKETS

ARDBEG
DECEMBER 7TH- COMMUNITY CHRISTMAS
BAZAAR IN ARDBEG –10AM- 3PM - HAVE A JOLLY HOLLY HOLIDAY SEASON AT OUR BAZAAR!VENDOR TABLES AVAILABLE FOR $5 TO BOOK A TABLE CONTACT ARDBEGCOMMUNITYCLUB@OUTLOOK.COM
CALLANDER - NOVEMBER 16TH- 9AM3PM-OSPREY MARKET . “SUPPORTING HOPE AWAITS” 207 OSPREY CRESCENT IN THE CLUBHOUSE AT OSPREY LINKS.. CONTACT: DEBBIEBURTON21.GMAiL.COM
CALLANDER - NOVEMBER 16TH- 9AM-3PMWINTER AND HOLIDAY VENDOR MARKET
SALE - 198 Swale Street, Callander. KIDS CRAFT CORNER, LIVE MUSIC WITH JOSH DIMMEL
DUNCHURCH- NOVEMBER 1ST AND 2ND –FRIDAY, 3PN-7PM, SATURDAY, 9AM-1 PM at the DUNCHURCH COMMUNITY CENTRE
DUNCHURCH - NOVEMBER 16TH- DUNCHURCH KNOX UNITED CHURCH CHRISTMAS TEA-LUNCHEON 11AM-1PM -BAKE
SALE, COOKIE TINS, DRAW SUNDAY
SCHOOL CRAFT TABLE - 2257 Highway 124.
Dunchurch ON POA 160 - Proceeds to the Dunchurch United Church Women
KATRINE- NOVEMBER 16TH - Open from 10:00am - 2:00pm CHRISTMAS CRAFT SALE AT THE KATRINE COMMUNITY CENTRE
UNIQUE CHRISTMAS GIFTS - HANDCRAFTED ITEMS, PRE-MADE DECORATIONS, AND MORE! VENDORS WANTED TO REGISTER AS A VENDOR, PLEASE VISIT WWW.ARMOUR-
TOWNSHIP.CA $25 per table
KEARNEY - NOVEMBER 16TH 9AM-
2PM- -KEARNEY LEGION BRANCH 276
CHRISTMAS BAZAAR - Lots of Vendors
-Honey, Bees Wax Candles ,Pet Supplies, Baking, Woodworking, Handcrafted Items, Jewelry, stained glass, Bon Sai Wire Sculptures, 50/50, and so much more! Lunch
Available
MAGNETAWAN- DECEMBER 7TH -ANNU-
AL CHRISTMAS MARKET AT CHRISTMAS MARKET AT THE COMMUNITY CENTRE
McKELLAR - NOVEMBER 16TH-McKELLAR
CHRISTMAS MARKET - IOAM-IPM - MCKELLAR COMMUNITY CENTRE -701 Hwy. 124, McKellar SHOP OVER 50 VENDORS-VISIT
SANTA IIAM-IPM- FOOD/DRINKS BY DOM-
INO'S PIZZA- FESTIVE BONFIRE TO TOAST
MARSHMALLOWS-ENTER TO WIN THE MC-
KELLAR PUBLIC LIBRARY GIFT BASKET- TRY YOUR LUCK WITH THE LIONS "GRAND IN YOUR HAND" LOTTERY- ENJOY THE LIONS
FAMOUS POPCORN- DROP OFF SANTA LETTERS IN THE LIBRARY- HELP THE LIONS FILL THEIR DONATION BOXES WITH TOYS AND NON PERISHABLE FOOD ITEMS.
Money raisedwWill go towards the Lions Christmas Baskets and Toy Drive for families in Whitestone and McKellar. Volunteers needed to help deliver Christmas Baskets before Christmas, HOSTED BY THE MCKELLAR MARKET Follow us on Facebook and Instagram for further information. contact Joyce at joymbe1149@gmail.com FREE ENTRY
PARRY SOUND NOVEMBER 22ND- 5PM - LIGHT UP THE PARK IN MARKET SQUARE - Get ready to kick off the holiday season with joy and excitement at Market Square Park with our annual "Light Up the Park" event! Mark your calendars and bring your friends, family, and festive spirit to this beloved tradition. Festivities begin at 5:00 PM at the Parry Sound Public Library for Stories with Santa, the official lighting of the Park takes place at 6:00 PM. Market Square Park transforms into a winter wonderland, adorned with dazzling Christmas lights that

already heard and seen the humongous crane fly by followed by a transport trailer carrying the counterweights. We arrived to see the crane already set up at right angles to the foundation. The first truck with the far facing section of the house was already hanging in the straps that held the new house; cradled like a baby in it’s mothers arms, and before you could say, “what an amazing sight”, the house was lifted from the bed of the truck and with the assistance of a few men holding the guide wires…the house was lifted over the garage and turned carefully in the right position and then ever so gently the house was lowered onto the rebar that was sticking out from the wooden sill that surrounded the cement block walls. The house had corresponding holes in the bot-
illuminate the night sky. This spectacular display marks the beginning of the holiday season and brings our community together in celebration. Whether you're young or young at heart, this event sparks the spirit of the season, offering a vibrant start to our community's holiday celebrations. After the event, be sure to explore further celebrations and events happening around Parry Sound throughout the festive season! – NOVEMBER 29TH AND 30TH – ONE OF A KIND CHRISTMAS SHOW - AT THE STOCKEY CENTRE- NOVEMBER 29TH- 2PM7PM- The Twelfth Annual One-of-a-Kind Christmas Artisan Show- Saturday , November 30th – 10am-3pmPARRY SOUND – DECEMBER 7H- PARRY SOUND SENIORS ANNUAL Christmas Bazaar will be December 7th from 11am to 3pm. We have a bake table, craft table and auction table with many wonderful Christmas gift ideas. There will be share the wealth and door prize draws: one being two tickets for the Island Queen Cruise next season. We offer a soup and sandwich lunch for $10.00.
I know hydro cares about people when they are living in stressful situations, this couple has been living a stressful situation already for months, since the fire. Don has been ill, and still has not recovered, and now not knowing when they can start to make a home again, is something that Hydro could maybe help with.
There is a plan to hold a community Shower of Blessings for this family. They lost everything in the fire. Don is lucky to be alive. Yvonne wasn't home when the fire started.
The folks in Whitestone will be invited to attend a community get together towards the end of November or the beginning of December. The big applicances have been looked after I have been told, as have numerous other items. We will update you as we get closer.
The committee who is looking after this event, has suggested that if the community is able to help, gift cards or cash will be a fabulous, great gift to bring. (Walmart, Canadian Tire, Sobey's, No Frills, Rona, Home Depot, The Thrift Shop) They can pick out exactly what they will need. The get together will be held at the Community Center in Dunchurch. We will be letting you know when the details are firmed up.
POWASSAN - DECEMBER 6TH – 4-8PM - $25 – OUTDOORS - $35-$45 INDOORS. EASTHOLME'S WINTER WONDERLAND62 BIG BEND AVE. SPRUCEDALE WEEKLY AT THE DRAGONFLY CAFÉ-- “Tables for Artisans” Dear Friends, We invite you to rent tables to showcase and sell your handmade items, art, collectibles, and more in the Sprucedale United Church sanctuary on Fridays and Saturdays from 9am to 2:30 pm. (Limited tables so first come first serve weekly) The rental fee of $20 per table per day will support the United Church. During these hours, our cafe will be open, providing a convenient spot for attendees to take a break and enjoy the diverse offerings. For additional information, please message us or come on in SUNDRIDGE - NOVEMBER 16TH- 9AM2PM- LITTLE PAWS PET RESCUE CHRISTMAS RUMMAGE AND PENNY SALE 100 PERCENT PROCEEDS TO THE RESCUE! SUNDRDIGE LEGION SUNDRIDGE – NOVEMBER 23RD - 47th

The first automobile race ever seen in the United States was held in Chicago in 1895. The track ran from Chicago to Evanston, Illinois. The winner
Duryea,
Coca-Cola would be green if coloring wasn’t added to it.
Emsdale & TownshipPerry
Kearney
NOVEMBER 20TH, 27TH- –BINGO!!! EMSDALE AGRICUL-
TURAL SOCIETY- EVERY WEDNESDAY - Over 40 years of fun - A little bingo with BIG prizes. DOORS OPEN AT 530PM - GAMES STARTS AT 6:45 PM - NO OUTSIDE FOOD OR DRINK PLEASE – The Canteen will be OPEN! 25 JOSEPH STREET www.emsdaleagriculturabociety.com
DECEMBER 14th- 9am-11am- Emsdale, Breakfast with Santa!! The Children of Perry Township at the Ernsdale Community Centre _RVSP. BY DEC 7TH 705-783-9163
emsdalelions@gmail.com Name and Age of child for a goody from Santa (12 and under)
Every Thursday, from 9:30 to 11:30 am there is great weekly social gathering in Emsdale open to everyone at The Parish of the Good Shepherd, Emsdale Ontario of the Good Shepherd. Serving Tea, Coffee, Desserts, and healthy snacks, and great company. There is a basket for an offering. There is also a Soup Lunch that runs at noon running from Dec to April on the 2nd Thursday of every month. Great folks. Everyone Welcome. Emsdale, 2190 Hwy 592.
NOVEMBER 17TH - NOVAR CHURCH SERVICES - Join us for Special Church Event at the - Novar Community Centre - If you haven’t been to church lately, please join us! Refreshments at 1 :30pm -Services at 2:00pm - November 17, Sunday, December 15 -Hosted by: Riverside Baptist Church in Huntsville 705-789-7249 Contact: Pastor Josh josh@riversidebaptist.ca or Wanda Hunt wandahunt100@ gmail.com
DECEMBER 14th- 9am-11am- Emsdale, Breakfast with Santa!! The Children of Perry Township at the Ernsdale Community Centre _RVSP. BY DEC 7TH 705-783-9163 emsdalelions@gmail.com Name and Age of child for a goody from Santa (12 and under)
EVERGREEN HEIGHTS BREAKFAST CLUB NEEDS
YOUR HELP - We are seeking donations from local businesses, community groups or families who would be willing to sponsor a week, month, or any form of monetary donation to our breakfast club program! Do you know that all of our students have access to the breakfast club? It is a great way for students to be able to try new foods with their peers that they might not try at home! We do get Some grant funding from local organizations it can cost upwards of $4,000 a month to run our program! We have specific dietary requirements following the Canadian Food guide with impeccable book keeping on a menu & financial paperwork! Breakfast Club is inclusive, meaning we Source to our school that tailor to our school allergens! Breakfast club isn’t just for breakfast. We help fill hungry tummies all day! If you can help please reach out to Ms. Rennie in the school office at 705-636-5955 ext. 1 Perry Township Public Library -CALL FOR A BOARD MEMBERS
Join the Library Board and help shape local programs and services! Deadline to apply is 4pm Wednesday November 20 (one position available) Application Forms available at www.townshipofperry.ca under Municipal Services • Employment Opportunities
CALL FOR ARTISTS – NO DISPLAY FEE!
With numerous visitors each day, your artwork will help spruce up the Information Centre while increasing exposure to your artwork. All sales from Municipal Office/ go directly to the artist.
DECEMBER 14TH - SENIORS CHRISTMAS DINNER
THE EMSDALE LIONS CLUB presents the Annual Christmas Dinner for Seniors of Perry Township – December 14th at 5pm at the Emsdale community Center. Limited seating 75. RSVP by December 7th, 705-783-9163

DAYS GONE BY Ted McEwen (Trader Ted)
The year was 1974 , and it was a small town race in Dunchurch. There were lots of entries and everyone had fun, its too bad that these type of races don't exist anymore, fun, affordable and not near as serious with rules and regulations, scrutineers and tech advisors. Oh those were the days! (in this photo from the Parry Sound Northstar), I am in the bottom picture on the left proudly holding my 4 trophies of the day, I am standing beside my Mom , third from the left in the bottom photo. To the far right is Andy Stivrens , who often came to a race duct taped together. IN THE TOP PHOTO:, from the left ; Gord Fraser , Dean Stewart and unidentified drivers.
ANNUAL HIGHLAND
to the Food Bank is the entrance fee. Tables inside are $40 each.
SUNDRIDGE NOVEMBER 23RD-CHRISTMAS CRAFT SALE, 9AM-2PM – AT THE SSJ LEGION
ANNUAL LEGION CHRISTMAS SALE - SUNDRDIGE LEGION
SUNDRIDGE - NOVEMBER 23rd – 9am-3pm-JOIN US FOR A CHRISTMAS !CRAFT SALE AT CENTENNIAL PUBLIC SCHOOL - proceeds are going to the school. FOR AN APPLICATION, PLEASE EMAIL: sundridgeparentcouncil@gmail.com
IF YOU HAVE AN UP AND COMING CRAFT SHOW/ SALE/ EVENT, AND ARE LOOKING FOR VENDORS OR WOULD LIKE YOUR EVENT IN A LISTING, PLEASE CONTACT GNA – GREATNORTHARROW@GMAIL.COM THIS IS NO CHARGE TO SUPPORT LOCAL COMMUNITY EVENTS AND ENCOURAGE COMMUNITY INVOLVEMENT AND SUCCESS
NOVEMBER 23RD- Kearney Legion Branch 276 FUNDRAISER! Delicious Spaghetti Dinner with Caesar Salad and Carlic Bread
Our CHEFS are the Two Grumpy Veterans Adam and Jay Bar will be there with Beer and Wine. Adults $15 , Children 8-12 $8, 7 and under free. Tickets on sale at Fetterley’s Garage, Rickwards Polaris, Kearney Legion or email lisalahn1961@ hotmail.com. Fundraiser for Jackie Tumber (Streets) To help with Medical Supplies NOV 23, 2024 5:OOPM Kearney Community Center FORK ON MAIN IN KEARNEY – DART SEASON STARTS AGAIN! THURS, OCTOBER 17TH- SIGN UP 7-7:30PM GAME STARTS AT 7:30. COME OUT AND ENJOY THE FUN!
KEARNEY SENIORS CLUB - Who are we? “Kearney Seniors Club is located in Kearney at the Kearney Community Centre. We have a new Facebook page The Kearney Seniors Club that you can join for info. Our mandate is to provide social activities and information to any one over the age of 50 in our area which includes Kearney, Emsdale, Novar and the surrounding areas such as Perry Township, Burks Falls and Armour Township. We meet on the last Thursday of the month at 1:30 pm in the Kearney Seniors Room. Guests are always welcome but if you wish to be a member there is a $10. fee. Our activities in the past have including participating in Kearney fairs and regattas but also bus trips to different events, card games and Christmas dinners. This year we plan on adding quilting, cornball and more.
Fetterley’s OPEN MONDAY TO THURSDAY
7:30AM-6PM FRIDAY 7:30AM-6PM. SATURDAY 8AM-7PM , SUNDAY 8AM-6PM EMPTIES CLOSE AT 4PM FOR YOUR DIESEL, REGULAR AND PREMIUM ETHANOL FREE FUEL and so much more. Don’t see it? Just ask! IN A FUEL EMERGENCY CALL HEATHER 705571-0533
NOVEMBER 16TH 9AM-2PM- -KEARNEY LEGION BRANCH 276 CHRISTMAS BAZAAR - Lots of Vendors -Honey, Bees Wax Candles ,Pet Supplies, Baking, Woodworking, Handcrafted Items, Jewelry, stained glass, Bon Sai Wire Sculptures, 50/50, and so much more! Lunch Available Town of Kearney - Fitness classes! JOIN US FOR FITNESS CLASSES - All Levels Fitness Tuesdays & Thursdays - 8:45a.m - 9:30a.m - Active Stretching Tuesdays & Thursdays - 9:45a.m - 10:30a.m - $10 drop in fee/class -$40/calendar month For membership information please - visit the Town of Kearney’s website: www.townofkearney.ca Kearney Community Centre - 8 Main St Let’s Get Active! Catch up with friends and make new acquaintances ! FREE Drop-in... No need to register Classes! Join us for a one-hour class focusing on balance and strength. Kearney Community Centre - Wednesdays at 11:30 am Kearney & Area Public Library
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Library Membership- A library membership is free to residents and taxpayers of the Town of Kearney and, effective January 1, 2008, Perry Township. Children under 16 are required to have their memberships signed by a parent or guardian. If you don’t live in Kearney or Perry Township, you can join for an annual fee of $10.00.
Summer Hours of Operation: Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Saturday - 9:00am to 1:00pm Tuesday, Thursday, 9:00am to 1:00pm 5:00pm to 8:00pm - CLOSED- Closed Saturdays of long weekends Email: kearneylibrary@hotmail.ca - Phone: 705636-5849 - https://kearney.olsn.ca/- 8 Main Street, P.O. Box 38 Kearney, ON (705) 636-7752 - Fax: (705) 636-0527- admin@ townofkearney.ca
Hours of operation - Monday to Friday- 8:30 AM –4:30 PM
KEARNEY LEGION BRANCH # 276 with Lisa Lahn & Dorothy Reynard Hopson NOVEMBER 16TH- 9AM-2PM -CHRISTMAS BAZAAR Lots Of Vendors! Honey, Bees Wax Candles ,Pet Supplies, Baking, Woodworking, Handcrafted Items, Jewelry, stained glass,Bon Sai Wire Sculptures and so much more . Lunch Available! NOVEMBER 23RD- Kearney Legion Branch 276 FUNDRAISER! Delicious Spaghetti Dinner with Caesar Salad and Carlic Bread
Our CHEFS are the Two Grumpy Veterans Adam and Jay Bar will be there with Beer and Wine. Adults $15 , Children 8-12 $8, 7 and under free. Tickets on sale at Fetterley’s Garage, Rickwards Polaris, Kearney Legion or email lisalahn1961@ hotmail.com. Fundraiser for Jackie Tumber (Streets) To help with Medical Supplies NOV 23, 2024 5:OOPM Kearney Community Center
DECEMBER 14TH- $1000 CASH DRAW! -
Tickets $5; each or 3 for $10 - Tickets on sale at Kearney Legion, Fetterley’s, Rickward’s Polaris. EUCHRE EVERY TUESDAY 10am-Noon - Everyone welcome to join in the fun! Every Thursday - Join in on a fun morning of conversation and meeting new friends. Beginning 10am – noon
TUESDAY’S REGULAR EUCHRE I0amTHURSDAY’S BID EUCHRE - New players always welcome!
NOVEMBER 23RD – 2PM- 4:30PM- MEAT DRAW
5 draws $1 a ticket, come out and try and win a piece of quality meat
DECEMBER 7TH – 2PM-5PM- KEARNEY LEGION
We be having 2a huge meat draw! 11 draws!, 5 Turkeys 5 Hams, last draw will be a turkey and a ham. Tickets or the turkey and the ham are $1 each, The last draw is $2 each. 50/50 draw.
The Kearney Lions has their Sleigh set up at the Kearney Legion. You can bring your items on Tuesdays and Thursdays from IOam-12pm and Saturdays from 12pm-5pm for the month of November. We will post different hours for December. All non perishable food items and unwrapped toys would greatly be appreciated Everything that is donated goes directly to our community for the Christmas hampers
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The Edmund Fitzgerald
Deborah Bussey

November is the month of Remembrance. In my opinion it should be all year long. With respect to those who have lost their lives whether by serving their country or being of service, I would like to take a moment to recognize them. In this article I want to bring attention to the largest ship to sail in North America’s Great Lakes and remains the largest to have sunk....the SS Edmund Fitzgerald.
The ship was launched on June 7 th , 1958. She measured 730’ long by 75’ wide with a 25’ draft. Depth inside the cargo hold was 33’4”. That’s pretty impressive!
The ship made several successful trips delivering her load but on that fateful day in November things would change.
On November 10 th , 1975 the SS Edmund Fitzgerald had a crew on board of 29, carrying a load of over 26,116 tons. A storm hit like none they had seen before. Winds were over 70-75 knots (130 to 139 km/hr or 86 mph). Rogue waves as high as 35’ or 11m were what the crew faced.
The last communication by Captain Ernest M. McSorley, who was in command on that ill-fated voyage, went out at 7:10pm. SS Edmund Fitzgerald sank shortly after their last communication in Canadian waters 530’ (88 fathoms or 160m) deep about 17 miles from Whitefish Bay between Sault St. Marie, Michigan and Sault St. Marie, Ontario. The wreck was found split in two pieces, but no bodies were ever recovered.

I remember when the event occurred and how sad many were yet for the last 50 years I do not recall anyone mentioning the names of the men who lost their lives other than the captain. Now, they very well could have been mentioned but from what I recall it was mainly stated 29 men lost their lives. I do believe in Detroit a church bell tolled 29 times for each life lost. I honestly don’t care who held what title as in the end.....a title really doesn’t matter does it. We will never know the final moments of the 29..... but we can imagine.
I would like to recognize all who perished in those unforgiving waters.
Remembering the lost souls of; Ernest McSorley – Captain, John McCarthy – First Mate, George Holl – Chief Engineer, John Mazes – Special Maintenance Man, Eugene O’Brien - Wheelman, Karl Peckol – Watchman, John Poviach –Wheelman, James Pratt – Second Mate, Robert Rafferty –Steward, Paul Riippa – Deckhand, John Simmons – Wheelman, William Spengler – Watchman, Mark Thomas – Deckhand, Ralph Walton – Oiler, David Weiss – Cadet, Blaine Wilhelm – Oiler, Oliver Champeau – Third Assistant Engineer, Nolan Church – Porter, Randsom Cundy – Watchman, Thomas Edwards – Second Assistant Engineer, Russell Haskell – Second Assistant Engineer, Bruce Hudson –

and
Deckhand, Alan Kalmon – Second Cook, Gordon MacLellan
– Wiper, Michael Armagost – Third Mate, Fredrick Beetcher – Porter, Thomas Bentsen – Oiler, Edward Bindon
– First Assistant Engineer, Thomas Borgeson – AB Maintenance Man. May their souls rest in peace in the big lake they call Gitche Gumee.
Who better to honor this event than our very own beloved Gordon Lightfoot. He wrote some amazing songs during his time on this earth. The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald's lyrics are a classic historical account that only Gord could bring to life.
The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down Of the big lake they call Gitche Gumee
The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead When the skies of November turn gloomy With a load of iron ore twenty-six thousand tons more Than the Edmund Fitzgerald weighed empty
That good ship and true was a bone to be chewed When the gales of November came early
The ship was the pride of the American side Coming back from some mill in Wisconsin
As the big freighters go, it was bigger than most With a crew and good captain well seasoned
Concluding some terms with a couple of steel firms When they left fully loaded for Cleveland And later that night when the ship’s bell rang Could it be the north wind they’d been feelin?
The wind in the wires made a tattle-tale sound
And a wave broke over the railing
And every man knew, as the captain did too T'was the witch of November come stealin; The dawn came late and the breakfast had to wait
When the gales of November came slashin; When afternoon came it was freezin; rain
In the face of a hurricane west wind
When suppertime came, the old cook came on deck sayin; Fellas, it’s too rough to feed ya;
At 7 PM, a main hatchway caved in, he said; Fellas, it’s been good to know ya;
The captain wired in he had water comin in And the good ship and crew was in peril
And later that night when his lights went outta sight Came the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
Does any one know where the love of God goes When the waves turn the minutes to hours?
The searchers all say they’d have made Whitefish Bay If they’d put fifteen more miles behind her They might have split up or they might have capsized They may have broke deep and took water And all that remains is the faces and the names Of the wives and the sons and the daughters Lake Huron rolls, Superior sings In the rooms of her ice-water mansion Old Michigan steams like a young man’s dreams The islands and bays are for sportsmen And farther below Lake Ontario Takes in what Lake Erie can send her And the iron boats go as the mariners all know With the gales of November remembered In a musty old hall in Detroit they prayed In the maritime sailors cathedral
The church bell chimed til it rang twenty-nine times For each man on the Edmund Fitzgerald
The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down Of the big lake they call Gitche Gumee Superior, they said, never gives up her dead When the gales of November come early. Yes.....by God I sang it.... with tears rolling down my cheeks.
Let’s Ask Santa What Is Mrs. Claus’s Job?

Last year Wyatt G. from Loring wrote his very first letter ever to Santa and Mrs. Claus. We were so excited to receive it. Wyatt had lots of questions for Santa and I hope I answered them all in my letter to him. One of Wyatt’s questions was “What is Mrs. Claus’s job?”
When I wrote back to Wyatt, this is what I told him. “Mrs. Claus’s official title at the North Pole is Chief Administrative Officer (CAO). She oversees most of the daily functions at the North Pole. Making sure the elves have everything they need to make the toys and ensuring they are paid for their work are just a couple of examples of what Mrs. Claus does to help keep the North Pole operations running smoothly. Of course Mrs. Claus also runs our household and makes delicious cookies for Santa and the elves as well as preparing our annual Christmas Dinner. I would be lost without Mrs. Claus at my side.”
If you are interested in more details about some of the many things that Mrs. Claus takes care of at the North Pole, you can read all about it in Santa’s new book, “Let’s Ask Santa”. There’s a whole chapter on it. You’ll also find answers to most of the things you’ve always wondered about Santa Claus.
“Let’s Ask Santa as told to jim Young” is now available on Amazon in the following formats. Kindle Edition ($2.99), Paperback ($9.99) and Hardcover ($20.80) plus shipping and tax. Or to order an autographed Paperback copy please email NorthPoleCity@outlook.com for details.
Editor’s Note
Boys and girls - don’t forget to write to Santa to tell him what you want for Christmas. Address your Christmas Wish List to: Santa Claus, North Pole, H0H 0H0 and drop it off at your closest Canada Post Office. You don’t even need a stamp. Be sure to include your name and address so Santa can write back to you.
But if you or your Moms and Dads have a special question for Santa that you’ve always wondered about, you can send your questions to:
Let’s Ask Santa c/o
The Great North Arrow Jim Shedden PO Box #210 MAGNETAWAN, Ont; P0A 1P0 Or email them to: NorthPoleCity@outlook.com. Santa will try to answer your questions and we will print the best ones in upcoming editions of the Great North Arrow.
the electrification of transportation across the province. As the province continues to see substantial job creation and investment in the growing EV and EV battery manufacturing sector, these new charging stations will provide critical supporting infrastructure in communities across the province, including for EVs made right here in Ontario. “Our government is taking strong action to make life more affordable and convenient for drivers,” said MPP Graydon
vehicles on the road in Ontario, we’re putting shovels in the ground to build more charging stations and make life easier for drivers,” said Stephen Lecce, Minister of Energy and Electrification. “That includes a focus on smaller and underserved communities across our province where we are providing more certainty for parents and workers during their commutes.” Each new EV charging site will include Level 2 charging stations, Level 3 charging stations, or a combination of the two. The government has also launched a new Ultra-Low Overnight Electricity Price Plan and is exploring options for an Electric Vehicle Charger Discount Electricity Rate to further support EV adoption and reduce emissions. The
ers who use more electricity at night, including those who charge their electric vehicle, save up to $90 per year. “Improving EV charging infrastructure is essential to ensuring drivers are confident in electric vehicles,” said Prabmeet Sarkaria, Minister of Transportation. “By focusing on
munities, we’re filling gaps in underserved areas to build a more connected charging network for everyone in Ontario.” QUICK
Stream closed in September 2024.
Businesses, not-for-profit corporations, municipalities, Indigenous communities and organizations, and broader public sector organizations (such as hospitals, universities, and colleges) were invited to submit funding applications for the Community Sites Stream. As of October 2024, there were more than 201,000 EVs registered in Ontario, including both battery-electric vehicles and plug-in hybrid electric vehicles. By 2030, over one million EVs are expected on Ontario’s roads. This initiative builds on Driving Prosperity: The Future of Ontario’s Automotive Sector, a government plan that includes measures aimed to encourage EV uptake across Ontario. ADDITIONAL RESOURCES
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There are times when my greatest accomplishment is just keeping my mouth shut.
Evidence shows why TMU medical school's race-based admissions policy is doomed to failure
Matthew Lau
Treating people differently based on race doesn’t improve social harmony — or any other outcomes
Affirmative action discrimination and other forms of racial preference are pervasive in Canada’s public institutions.
See, for example, Toronto Metropolitan University’s (TMU) new medical school admissions policy, which reserves 75 per cent of its seats for Indigenous, Black and other “equity-deserving” groups, who may still be considered for admission in certain circumstances if their undergraduate GPA is below 3.3 — an already low standard for admission.
There is already good evidence to suggest the race-based admissions policy is ill-advised, as the negative impacts of affirmative action in university admissions over the decades in the United States and elsewhere are well documented. But on top of the evidence of the general harms of affirmative action, new reports provide yet more reasons to believe TMU’s medical school admissions policy will backfire.
The most obvious drawback: the quality of medical practice could be reduced as academic standards for admissions are
lowered and as race and other irrelevant factors are considered instead of ability.
Indeed, a new American study on affirmative action in another industry — intelligence — suggests this concern is well-founded. In an article in Econ Journal Watch, John A. Gentry of Missouri State University’s School of Defense and Strategic Studies outlines the effects of affirmative action and diversity, equity and inclusion (DEI) policies on the operational performance of 18 U.S. intelligence agencies, including the Central Intelligence Agency, the National Security Agency and the Defence Intelligence Agency.
Like other federal agencies, Gentry writes, the intelligence agencies have “been a setting of burgeoning DEI policies and programs, especially since 2011, designed to favour privileged demographic groups in hiring, promotions, awards and assignments.”
What have been the results? First, while the intelligence community has historically emphasized apolitical public service, the introduction of DEI inserted political motivation into its procedures and activities. Second, teamwork was damaged because “the heavy-handed orthodoxy of DEI is causing significant self-censorship by government personnel who do not support the DEI agenda.”
Third, numerous intelligence officers have said that DEI resulted in more tolerance of bad management and poor opera-
The newly Commissioned Lakeland EV Charging Station is now open at The Municipality of Magnetawan Community Centre. To celebrate this milestone, Lakeland Solutions Manager Peter Ewald joined Magnetawan Councillors Jon Hind and Brad Kneller, Mayor Sam Dunnett, Councillor Bill Bishop, and Deputy Mayor John Hetherington for a photo at the first public EV charging station in the village. ⚡With ultra-fast 180kW chargers, you can add approximately 100 km of range in just 10 minutes—or use the 30kW option if you’re planning to take a bit more time to enjoy the Lions Pavilion, the library, or an event at the community centre. To access the network, download the Lakeland EV Charging app or visit lakelandevcharging. ca. #EVCharging #magnetawan #Almaguin #cottagecountry #ontariotourism #magswhereitsat For more information visit Lakeland's EV Charging's Facebook page at https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61557680283092

SOMETHING NEW IN BURK’S FALLS! CHARGE IT UP!
Pictured is Denis Duguay, CAO/Clerk, Councillors: John Wilson, Ryan Baptiste, Ashley Brandt, Mayor Chris Hope and Lakeland CEO Chris Litschko.
ALMAGUIN: The Village is pleased to announce electric vehicle charging stations available for use! Stations are located in the parking lot across from 172 Ontario Street in Burk's Falls.

tional performance in the name of protecting diversity. This has damaged human intelligence collection. Intelligence analysis was likely negatively affected for similar reasons. Lastly, DEI-motivated activism reduced public confidence in intelligence agencies.
“Politically driven advocates of DEI not only fail to understand that domestically demographic diversity does not improve the performance of foreign-focused intelligence services, they have significantly damaged the operational performance of the agencies,” Gentry concludes.
While Gentry’s journal article was on the intelligence sector in the United States, it is not difficult to see how many of the same negative results — such as the politicization of the profession, self-censorship and reduced public confidence — could arise from the insertion of racial quotas in Canadian medical school admissions and the promotion of “social justice” over medical expertise in the medical profession more generally.
More recent evidence that TMU’s affirmative action policies will backfire comes from a New York Times Magazine review of the University of Michigan’s expansive DEI initiatives. It concluded that, “Instead of improving students’ ability to engage with one another across their differences, Michigan’s DEI expansion has coincided with an explosion in campus conflict over race and gender.” Students and faculty members at
the school reported a less positive climate on campus and were less likely to interact with people of a different race after the introduction of DEI programs.
The report is devastating because of how widespread DEI initiatives are at the University of Michigan: it has spent nearly US$250 million since 2016 on DEI staff and programs. “Each and every university department, unit and office must have a DEI action plan,” wrote Robby Soave for Reason magazine. And “some 241 employees of the university work in DEI offices or have one of those key words — diversity, equity or inclusion — in their job titles.”
When this latest piece on the University of Michigan is added to the voluminous evidence on the negative impacts of affirmative action at universities, the TMU medical school’s admissions policies cannot be expected to be beneficial. Nor should this evidence give anyone confidence that other illiberal policies — such as racebased anti-poverty programs, race-based federal procurement or a race-based justice system — would deliver benefits to Canadians.
Treating people differently based on race doesn’t improve social harmony — or any other outcomes.
Matthew Lau is a senior fellow with the Aristotle Foundation for Public Policy and author of “Systemic racism claims in Canada: A fact-based analysis.”





































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CHRISTMAS PARADES, FESTIVALS AND BREAKFAST WITH SANTA!
ARGYLE
DECEMBER 7TH- BEGINNING AT 1PM!
PARADE BEGINS AT 1PM - SANTA CLAUS
PARADE ROUTE
Beginning: 4 corners in Loring - Ending: port Loring Legion Hall, Branch 415 –
IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWING THE PARADE EVERYONE IS INVITED TO THE LEGION FOR A WARM BEVERAGE AND SPECIAL TREATS FOR THE CHILDREN. COOKIE DECORATING AND PICTURES WITH MR. AND MRS. CLAUS.
BURK’S FALLS FALLS
DECEMBER 7TH- 6:30PM - SANTA CLAUS
PARADE - PARADE ROUTE: HUSTON TO ONTARIO TO YONGE. THIS YEARS THEME IS: HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS MAGNETAWAN
DECEMBER 6TH - MAGNETAWAN’S ANNU-
AL CHRISTMAS TREE LIGHTING
Magnetawan Community Centre Front
Parking Lot - Tree Lighting to Take Place
Friday December 6th at 6:30 pm -= Come Join us in Welcoming the Christmas Season with a performance from “The Men of Sound!”
- This is an Outdoor Event with Refreshments, Caroling, - Santa and his Elf, Photo Booths, and Christmas Cheer! - Please Bring a Non-Perishable Food item for a Donation to the Magnetawan Community Pantry or a New Children’s Toy for a Donation to the Magnetawan Lion’s Club Christmas Basket For more information, please contact the Municipal Office at (705) 387-3947 or by email at recreation@magnetawan.
com PARRY SOUND

SANTA
NOVEMBER 22ND- 5PM - LIGHT UP THE
PARK IN MARKET SQUARE - Get ready to kick off the holiday season with joy and excitement at Market Square Park with our annual “Light Up the Park” event! Mark your calendars and bring your friends, family, and festive spirit to this beloved tradition. Festivities begin at 5:00 PM at the Parry Sound Public Library for Stories with Santa, the official lighting of the Park takes place at 6:00 PM. Market Square Park transforms into a winter wonderland, adorned with dazzling Christmas lights that illuminate the night sky. This spectacular display marks the beginning of the holiday season and brings our community together in celebration.
NOVEMBER 30TH - PARRY SOUND
SANTA CLAUS PARADE AND HOLIDAY TRAIN
EVENT TOGETHER THIS YEAR! THE PARADE STARTS AT NOON AND THE HOLIDAY TRAIN TRAVELS INTO PARRY SOUND AT 4PM!
POWASSAN
DECEMBER 7TH- CHRISTMAS PARADE OF LIGHTS
RESTOULE
DECEMBER 8TH!! CHRISTMAS LIGHTS
PARADE STARTS AT 6:30PM AT MILL BAY
MARKET - ANYONE WISHING TO PARTICIPATE IN THE PARADE ARE ENCOURAGED TO BE AT MILL BAY MARKET FOR 6:00PM TO BE LINED UP...THE MORE LIGHTS ON YOUR FLOAT THE MERRIER!! FOR MORE INFO YOU CAN MESSAGE CHERYL HAMLTON ON FACEBOOK
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When the Circus Came to Town

I was talking to Betty Caldwell and Gloria Wilson the other day and they were doing an interview of sorts, talking about old history and our little town. They talked about how bustling it was, interesting events going on and the fact that when an event went on… if you were anybody, you were there. The circus was one big event you didn’t want to miss! The circus arrived in town by way of the old Railway and always landed in, full kit and caboodle down at our old train station. The old station is now part of Boyes construction and Ron Russell asked me if I had any idea what some of these ancient parts were that he collected in preparation of building a house nearby. The parts appeared old relics of railway car wheels, from a once bustling and busy railway station.
A longtime resident, Mrs. Roseborough and relative to Betty often talked about the large excitement the circus that would come to town would bring. The Ringling Brothers made their way through and set up here in town. It all began at the station and seemed to come up to the main street of Burk’s Falls.
For many years an annual visit by either The King of the Hobo’s – or a Continued next page. talented street type busker that stuffed himself into a tiny box. I met the King of the Hobo’s on occasion, he was all dressed up in








CHRISTMAS CRAFT SHOWS
Saturday November 23, 2024

Come to Beautiful Sundridge
Show 1 is at the Sundridge Arena 9:00 am - 2:00 pm

Show 2 is at the Sundridge Legion 9:00 am - 3:00 pm
Show 3 is at the Sundridge Centennial Public School 9:00 am - 3:00 pm




a rag style outfit, put together of many pieces and colours and he was dressed head to toe in Brightly coloured ribbons and bells. He was quite the entertainer!
But, the most interesting to me was a very old thin, East Indian Chap. His skin was old, weathered and very wrinkled. It resembled old cow hide that a saddle was made from. His long hair, was in dirty dreadlocks, his garment, a long flowing gauzy white caftan robe and wrap around pants. His gnarled old fingers and twisted long toes in the well-worn leather sandals completed the look. He pulled a wagon behind him, with a small wooden box tied down to it. The box was mysterious, it was not large or heavy and it would have been a cubic foot. He called out and announced , that at six o’clock, on the mark, he was going to climb into the tiny box.
Well, of course being kids we couldn’t wait to rush home and spread the word . And as we told many people the whole town gathered. Every kid, every Adult… the town was packed and nearing six o’clock, this very strange Indian man with the poor English announced once The Circus continued.... again that he was going to fit his entire body into the said box. He was well over six feet tall, and although not much more than leather and bones it was still doubtful. The crowds went wild! They even began to heckle somewhat and then the betting started. Some were small change, and as the excitement grew, the bets became higher and the pockets deeper. It took a very risky man to bet that he could fit into the box and close the lid…
THE OLD INDIAN CHAP CHANTED, SHUDDERED AND SHOOK. He appeared to bow down, to pray, to worship the sun or Allah and without a second thought, HE CRAMMED HIMSELF INTO THE BOX ……. I really don’t know how men lost their weeks wages that night, as a kid I was just in awe, my jaw dropped to the ground . The next mysterious man that came to town was ‘THE STRONGEST MAN IN THE WORLD’ As kids this was magical, the first thing he did was come by the school and wanted to know who was the ‘biggest, toughest bully’ in the school. Well, Blake Ball Jr., whose Father was the only Police Constable in that time was well known and we all shouted out his name. We pointed him out so that the STRONGMAN found him, and he told Blake to ‘TURN AROUND!’ well sir, he grabbed young Blake by the belt that held his trousers up. WITH HIS TEETH! When us




kids saw him going for Blake with his mouth open we thought he just might eat him! Or at least bite him in half! With Blake still in his teeth, he whipped him up and to his head, grabbed him and tossed him up and over . Poor young Blake was flailing and screaming the whole time. He put him back down and we all stood in awe. We even felt kinda sorry for young Blake, he had the Bully shaken out of him for sure! And then the Strongman announced, ‘ At six o’clock tonight, I am going to pull the fire truck up the town hill. From Purdie’s Garage to the top of the hill. Well, the fire Department had the truck sittin’ at Purdies waiting for this big guy . Once again the huge crowd and all of the town people gathered to watch this event. The Big Man put the rope around his waist and then up into his mouth where he grasped it with his teeth. He turned around backwards and he proceeded to pull that heavy fire truck up the hill to the Drug Store.
Nope, no TV, no computers, or cell phones …. If you were lucky you had a worn out lacrosse stick and a decent baseball. (If you hadn’t lost it when you tossed it through someone’s window!)
This was our entertainment back then. … somewhere there is always a story……
Editor’s Note: While my Father was telling me this story and I was typing it, (because it is usually handwritten on a paper towel or an old cardboard box when he gives it to me) Dorothy and I had tears rolling down our faces, we were laughing so hard. Dorothy said, ‘Oh come on Abby, this didn’t really happen…..’ and of course my Dad assured us that it was all truth and nothing but. Last Christmas I bought Dad the movie ‘Big fish’. He hasn’t watched it yet, but he must. It reminds me so much of my Dad and all of these stories that my Dad has told over the years, and he proudly says, ‘no one can dispute me, they are either long gone, or they can’t remember ! That is the great thing with age!’ Well Dad, just as it ends in the movie ‘Big Fish’, when the sad day comes that you leave this earth for a better place and more adventures, I had better have a very big area set aside for your Funeral…. I am expecting the King of the Hobo’s, the Indian box Man and the STRONGMAN to show up, along with many of your other amazing characters! And I haven’t even mentioned the tight rope walker, the dwarf and the mountain man!


The Municipal Office and Landfills will be closed Monday, November 11, 2024 in observance of REMEMBRANCE DAY . Services will be held at the Magnetawan Cenotaph at 2pm Monday November 11th. Refreshments will be served at the Magnetawan Community Centre courtesy of the Magnetawan Agricultural Society after the Ceremony . Lest We Forget Municipality Of Magnetawan
NOVEMBER 17th, - 2PM- Magnetawan Friendship Club - Bingo Everyone 18+ Welcome - $10 for 3 cards – 10 games - ‘Share the Wealth’ - Snacks and pop for sale.
DECEMBER 6TH - MAGNETAWAN’S ANNUAL CHRISTMAS TREE LIGHTING
Magnetawan Community Centre Front Parking LotTree Lighting to Take Place Friday December 6th at 6:30 pm -= Come Join us in Welcoming the Christmas Season with a performance from “The Men of Sound!” - This is an Outdoor Event with Refreshments, Caroling, - Santa and his Elf, Photo Booths, and Christmas Cheer!
- Please Bring a Non-Perishable Food item for a Donation to the Magnetawan Community Pantry or a New Children’s Toy for a Donation to the Magnetawan Lion’s Club Christmas Basket . For more information, please contact the Municipal Office at (705) 387-3947 or by email at recreation@magnetawan.com
DECEMBER 31ST -NEW YEAR’S EVE GALA
-TUESDAY DECEMBER 31ST - ALL PROCEEDS WILL BE DONATED TO THE MAGNETWAN COMMUNITY ENHANCEMENT FUND
Magnetawan Community Centre Doors Open at 8:30pm - LIVE ENTERTAINMENT BY FILTHY RICH AND THE EMPTY POCKETS! - ONLY 150 TICKETS WILL BE SOLD IN ADVANCE - Tickets are $40 per person. Tickets include admission to the Gala, Midnight Buffet Table, Midnight Champagne, and Entry into Door Prizes!
CASH BAR WILL BE AVAILABLE - For more information and to purchase tickets please contact the Municipal Office at (705) 387-3947 or by email recreation@magnetawan.com
NOVEMBER 22ND- MAGNETAWAN LIBRARY - MAGNETAWAN PUBLIC LIBRARY “CRAFTERNOONS” Bring your craft project, have a cup of tea, enjoy some social time
FRIDAY -November 22 - 12pm - 3pm NOVEMBER 29TH – 7-9PM- - FREE EVENT! THE HIGHLAND PLAYERS PRESENT Sounds of the Season . A family-friendly evening of stories and carol singing! , Magnetawan Community Centre 7-9pm - Donations to the local food bank will be gratefully accepted.
DECEMBER 7TH - ANNUAL CHRISTMAS MARKET AT CHRISTMAS MARKET AT THE MAGNETAWAN COMMUNITY CENTRE
DECEMBER 13TH – 12-3PM-MAGNETAWAN LIBRARY - MAGNETAWAN PUBLIC LIBRARY “CRAFTERNOONS” Bring your craft project, have a cup of tea, enjoy some social time
MAGNETAWAN BAIT AND TACKLE INVITES YOU TO STOP IN AND LOOK AT OUR WIDE VARIETY OF CHRISTMAS IDEAS…. YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO EARLY! NEW WINTER HOURS - Our winter
HARBOUR
hours are now in effect! Sunday - Thursday 8:00am7:00pm Friday & Saturday 8:00am - 8:00pm SATURDAYS! MAGNETAWAN LIBRARY BOOK
SALE EVERY SATURDAY! 10AM-1PM - HARDCOVER $1PAPERBÅCK $0.50
STOP BY! WE HAVE A WONDERFUL SELECTION! BRING A BAG! WE HAVE LOTS TO CHOSE FROM!
LANDFILL WINTER HOURS
8AM TO 4PM -CHAPMAN LANDFILL OPEN: SUNDAY, MONDAY CROFT LANDFILL OPEN: TUESDAY, FRIDAY, SATURDAY A LANDFILL SCHEDULED TO BE OPEN DURING THE WINTER MONTHS WILL NOT BE OPEN ON A STATUTORY HOLIDAY SUMMER HOURS WILL RESUME SATURDAY MAY 17, 2025 FOR MORE INFORMATION ABOUT MUNICIPAL LANDFILLS AND RECYCLING - PLEASE VISIT OUR LANDFILL AND RECYCLING PAGE ON OUR WEBSITE AT - WWW.MAGNETAWAN.COM
EUCHRE EVERY TUESDAY AT THE LEGION10am-Noon - Everyone welcome to join in the fun! DROP IN PICKLE BALL - TUESDAYS - 10:00 AM TO 12:30 PM & 6:00 PM TO 7:30 PM. NOW INSIDE AT THE MAGNETAWAN COMMUNITY CENTRE! EQUIPMENT CAN BE PROVIDED OR BRING YOUR OWN PADDLES. Come join us indoors. Paddles and wiffle balls provided. All you need are indoor shoes MAGNETAWAN FIRE DEPARTMENT NEEDS YOU! Volunteers Needed There’s A Job for Everyone! Firefighter, Medical Responder ,Driver/Operator, Accountability Person ,Safety Officer, Radio Operators, For an application or more information: -visit the Municipalities website www.magnetawan.com -call or text 705-349-8477 -email fire@magnetawan.com -visit Station One at 81 Albert St.
TRINITY UNITED CHURCH INVITES YOU TO HELP - Please help keep our community pantry full! We have many people using this and we are having a lot of difficulty keeping up with the needs. Please consider donating non-perishable foods and unopened toiletries to our pantry, located in the “mural” corner of the community center parking lot. There will also be donation boxes at the Market (near the coffee counter) and on the porch at Trinity United Church (kitty-corner from the Grill). As always, if you need something please take and use it, remembering that there are many in need. Have a wonderful time of giving thanks!
Magnetawan Friendship Club - Monthly members meeting - 2nd Tuesday 1 p.m. - Bingo every 2 weeks
- Sunday - 2 pm $10 - 50/50 - Euchre, Crib, and so much more Are you, or is someone you know, a senior over 65? someone recovering from surgery or illness?; someone with a chronic or terminal illness?; or someone with a developmental disability? Magnetawan Meals On Wheels provides meal delivery to the Municipality of Magnetawan to those who are eligible Meals on Wheels We deliver ! Contact Volunteer Coordinators Bill & Mary Bishop @ 705-349-1264 for more details.
Quiet Bay Café, 5333 Hwy 124, Magnetawan is now open for breakfast and lunch! New hours going forward will be 6am to 2 pm TUESDAY .-Friday, & 8am to 2pm Sat-Sun. WE ARE CLOSED MONDAYS. COMING LION’S EVENTS (watch on Facebook or Municipal web page to confirm dates) Wild Game Dinner ( Feb/25) – Pending confirmation by December. Shrove Tuesday – Tuesday March 04, 2025. Pickeral Fry –July /25 Swim Classes –start July 14 to August 01, 2025 Golf Tournament – Sept. 25 Dock/Picnic tables available upon request
DECEMBER 7TH - AHMIC HARBOUR CHRISTMAS EXTRAVAGANZA - There will be a big red tub at TRADER TEDs starting in November for anyone who wants to donate NEW toys (we can't take used to give away) or other items for the AHMIC HARBOUR CHRISTMAS PARTY on Saturday December 7. If anyone else has a spot to put a donation tub that would be great.
EMSDALE DECEMBER 14th- 9am-11am- Emsdale, Breakfast with Santa!! The Children of Perry Township at the Ernsdale Community Centre _RVSP. BY DEC 7TH 705-783-9163 emsdalelions@gmail.com Name and Age of child for a goody from Santa (12 and under) CHRISTMAS FUN! RESTOULE
THE CHILDREN’S CHRISTMAS PARTY WILL BE HAPPENING ON SUNDAY DECEMBER 8TH!! CHRISTMAS LIGHTS PARADE STARTS AT 6:30PM AT MILL BAY MARKET FOLLOWED BY SANTA AND GIFTS AT 7:00PM FOR AREA CHILDREN 12 YEARS OLD AND UNDER AT THE RESTOULE COMMUNITY CENTRE - REFRESHMENTS WILL BE AVAILABLE PLEASE SIGN YOUR CHILD UP ON THE SIGN-UP SHEET AT GERRY’S GENERAL STORE BEFORE NOVEMBER 29”’ TO ENSURE THEY RECEIVE A SPECIAL GIFT FROM SANTA - PLEASE PLAN TO ATTEND THE EVENT TO RECEIVE YOUR GIFT RIGHT FROM SANTA! ANYONE WISHING TO PARTICIPATE IN THE PARADE ARE ENCOURAGED TO BE AT MILL BAY MARKET FOR 6:00PM TO BE LINED UP...THE MORE LIGHTS ON YOUR FLOAT THE MERRIER!! FOR MORE INFO YOU CAN MESSAGE CHERYL HAMLTON ON FACEBOOK DECEMBER 8TH-, on the afternoon of the Santa Clause parade, RUSTIC SPOON, (FORMERLY BUCK’S) we will be having a Gingerbread House building contest. $25 per family (4) gets you a kit, a drink (non alcoholic) and a small fry. Reservations are a MUST in order to ensure we have enough kits. Begins at 3pm Then stick around and watch the parade from the restaurant or in the parking lot. FREE hot chocolate will be given out inside during the parade. On Jan 1st, 2025, we will be having a New Years Day brunch. Watch for more information in the coming weeks MUSIC RESTOULE LEGION 639
NOVEMBER 30th- CHRISTMAS DANCE -$12- 7PM-12PMLIGHT LUNCH AT 10PM - Featuring STRAIT SOUTH - Our favourite Country and Classic Rock band Tickets for sale at LEGION AND MILL BAY.. Cash Only. BURK’S FALLS
DECEMBER 16TH- 6-7PM- Christmas Concert With special guests„. The Muskoka Concert Band! Land of Lakes Public School Theatre - ADMISSION BY DONATION FREE Hot Chocolate (Thanks LLPS PAC) COOKIES FOR SALE!
SUNDRIDGE
DECEMBER 7th - Almaguin Choral Society presents MISTLETOE AND HOLLY 1pm and 3pm - BETHEL PENTECOSTAL CHURCH - TICKETS - $15 Powassan Drug Mart- Kwik-Way, Burk’s Falls - KwikWay, South River- Zak’s, Sundridge POWASSAN
DECEMBER 8 - 2PM - Almaguin Choral Society presents MISTLETOE AND HOLLY POWASSAN WESLEYAN CHURCH - TICKETS - $15 Powassan Drug Mart- Kwik-Way, Burk’s Falls - Kwik-Way, South RiverZak’s, Sundridge TREE LIGHTING CEREMONIES
BURK’S FALLS
NOVEMBER 30TH- AT 6 PM- BURK’S FALLS ANNUAL CHRISTMAS TREE LIGHTING IN STAN DARLING PARK
MAGNETAWAN DECEMBER 6TH - MAGNETAWAN’S ANNUAL CHRISTMAS TREE LIGHTING
Magnetawan Community Centre Front Parking Lot - Tree Lighting to Take Place Friday December 6th at 6:30 pm -= Come Join us in Welcoming the Christmas Season with a performance from “The Men of Sound!” - This is an Outdoor Event with Refreshments, Caroling, - Santa and his Elf, Photo Booths, and Christmas Cheer! - Please Bring a Non-Perishable Food item for a Donation to the Magnetawan Community Pantry or a New Children’s Toy for a Donation to the Magnetawan Lion’s Club Christmas Basket For more information, please contact the Municipal Office at (705) 387-3947 or by email at recreation@magnetawan.com
SUNDRIDGE NEW YEARS EVE
MAGNETAWAN
NEW YEAR’S EVE GALA -TUESDAY DECEMBER 31ST - ALL PROCEEDS WILL BE DONATED TO THE MAGNETWAN COMMUNITY ENHANCEMENT FUND
Magnetawan Community Centre Doors Open at 8:30pm - LIVE ENTERTAINMENT BY FILTHY RICH AND THE EMPTY POCKETS! - ONLY 150 TICKETS WILL BE SOLD IN ADVANCE - Tickets are $40 per person. Tickets include admission to the Gala, Midnight Buffet Table, Midnight Champagne, and Entry into Door Prizes! CASH BAR WILL BE AVAILABLE - For more information and to purchase tickets please contact the Municipal Office at (705) 387-3947 or by email recreation@magnetawan.com
by Peter Wyatt- Magnetawan
The Rain in Spain

This past summer we took our two eldest grandchildren to see “My Fair Lady” at the Shaw Festival in Niagara on the Lake. Both granddaughters were headed for high school in the autumn, and we wondered what they would make of this old-timey musical theatre. They were delighted, and it didn’t hurt that, on the drive down, we listened to an audiobook presentation of Bernard Shaw’s play, “Pygmalion,” on which “My Fair Lady” is based. Some musicians regard “My Fair Lady” as the most musically diverse and satisfying of all Broadway shows. One of the songs is “The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain,” in which the cockney Eliza is learning to speak like a lady.
I found myself thinking of the song and even singing a few bars on Monday and Tuesday of last week, when we had almost continuous rain, sometimes light, sometimes heavy, but always falling. And Spain was on my mind also, where, in the province of Valencia, a year’s worth of rain had fallen in just eight hours. The pictures on TV and the Internet were gripping: streets were now raging streams, with mud knee-deep afterward; mangled cars were crazily piled on top of one another, four and five high; highways and rail lines were ruptured with gaping holes; people were weeping at the loss of life and livelihood (over 200 dead).
To call it rainfall is not enough; the meteorologists have coined the term “atmospheric river” to describe such a seemingly unstoppable deluge of catastrophic density. Such rivers in the sky are becoming more frequent across the globe. On average, the Earth has four to five atmospheric rivers falling on it each day, though, of course, not many are as devastating as Valencia’s.
It’s no secret that around the globe we are experiencing weather extremes. In many places, “once in a century” hurricanes now happen every decade. The tornado season has burst its usual August-September confines. Summer temperature extremes are sending people to cooling shelters in many places and the athletes of the Paris Olympic had to compete in dangerously hot conditions. Then there are the wildfires; it’s hard to forget the Lytton, BC, wildfire that resulted from a temperature of 49.6 C. or 121.3 F.
This past week also rained ads from the Province of Alberta, urging Canada to “Scrap the Cap.” Some of our political leaders have come up with catchy slogans; Scrap the Cap, if repeated often enough, will become as memorable as Axe the Tax. Alberta’s Premier Danielle Smith argues that it is far more important to deal with the lack of housing and today’s inflated prices than to worry overmuch about capping carbon emissions—as if one can’t be vitally concerned about both.
Our governments have a responsibility to address all the challenges facing us today, including the relentless rise of the average global temperature. We’ve already passed the 1.5 C. global average (since the beginning of the industrial age) that the nations of the Paris Agreement agreed to observe as a necessary limit. Carbon dioxide and methane emissions continue to create an atmospheric greenhouse in which the heat of the sun’s rays is magnified. This results in global warming of the earth and its oceans, thus generating ever more extreme weather. Surely all political parties and governments need to include in their mandates a plan to ensure a better climate future—and find ways to encourage the steady reduction of fossil fuel emissions. Slogans are not enough.
Politicians are tempted to take the easy route of addressing only the needs of the present and to ignore any impacts beyond the next election. A politician might even go so far as to send out a cash bonus to voters, rewarding us for our acceptance of such myopic vision. But some of us are thinking about our grandchildren and the kind of world in which they will live their adulthood. This is a personal concern, to be sure; but it is also a question of generational fairness. By what right do present generations enjoy the good things of creation if we leave behind only a scorched earth?
Perhaps you dare to hope, as I do, that we will undertake a better stewardship of the Earth so that, in future, our grandchildren will be able to share with their grandchildren the kind of adventures that we have been blessed to share with ours.
Peter Wyatt is a retired United Church minister living in the Almaguin Highlands. He is an associate professor emeritus and former principal of Emmanuel College at the University of Toronto. He continues to take delight in leading worship, reading, swimming, walking, and singing. With his wife, Joan, another retired minister and professor, he also delights in the activities of six grandchildren.
Congratulations to Olive Phinney who recently celebrated her 100th birthday. We wish you an amazing year ahead, filled with love, health and happiness!
Congratulations to Phil and Christine Raaflaub who celebrated their 60th Wedding Anniversary. We wish you 60 years of amazing memories and a wonderful year ahead.

NOVEMBER 16TH-McKELLAR CHRISTMAS MARKET - IOAM-IPM - MCKELLAR
COMMUNITY CENTRE -701 Hwy. 124, McKellar SHOP OVER 50 VENDORS-VISIT SANTA
IIAM-IPMFOOD/DRINKS BY DOMINO’S PIZZA- FESTIVE BONFIRE TO TOAST MARSHMALLOWS-ENTER TO WIN THE MCKELLAR
PUBLIC LIBRARY GIFT BASKET- TRY YOUR LUCK WITH THE LIONS “GRAND IN YOUR HAND” LOTTERY- ENJOY THE LIONS FAMOUS POPCORN- DROP OFF SANTA LETTERS IN THE LIBRARY- HELP THE LIONS FILL THEIR DONATION BOXES WITH TOYS AND NON PERISHABLE FOOD ITEMS.
Whitestone McKellar Lions Club Lottery License M725974
Money raised Will go towards the Lions Christmas Baskets and Toy Drive for families in Whitestone and McKellar. Volunteers needed to help deliver Christmas Baskets before Christmas, HOSTED BY THE MCKELLAR MARKET Follow us on Facebook and Instagram for further information. contact Joyce at joymbe1149@gmail.com FREE ENTRY
SUNDAYS – AT 1PM - Euchre at McKellar Community Centre, bid euchre games begin at 1 p.m. Cost is $5 coffee and snacks included. Everyone welcome. Beginners welcome! Come out and learn how to play and join in the fun! 12:15pm. Yoga with Helen is back at the McKeIIar Community Hall every Thursday from 7pm-8pm Burnett’s Road Corner Library Is located at Burnett’s and Hurdville Rd. Free books, magazines, dvds. McKellar Public Library
McKELLAR PUBLIC LIBRARY
Have you visited the library and checked out the new Makerspace area? sewing and circuit classes will be held.
McKrafters - 2nd and 4th Tuesday of every month from 6:00 to 9:00 pm Bring your current craft/project and enjoy the social time!
Knitting Club-1st and 3rd Tuesday of Every Month at 1:00 pm Book Club- 4th Tuesday of Every Month at 1:00 pm
SEWING WITH LORRIE - The McKellar Public Library is launching an Open Studio for Beginners or Refreshers in Machine Sewing- Sewing with Lorrie• Interested in Learning to Sew on a Machine?• Wanting to revisit your sewing past after a long break?
• Just wish you could hem your pants or repair a seam in your blouse? Sewing Machines will be available, as well as basic supplies but space is limited. It is important to register with the McKellar Library staff with your chosen date(s) and time(s). You can bring our own equipment if you wish.
McKellar Memories and Celebrating McKellar-Books for Sale at the Library!
McKellar Memories-$28.00 incl. tax-Get yours today, and help support our library! It’s here! The long awaited and much anticipated book, Celebrating McKellar! Stories contributed by all those who love McKellar, in honour of its 150th anniversary. On sale now in your library for $28.00 incl. tax each. Hope to see you soon! Nature Backpack available with library card - EXPLORE NATURE IN MCKELLAR- USE YOUR MCKELLAR LIBRARY CARD TO BORROW A COMPREHENSIVE HIKING PACK FOR KIDS COURTESY OF THE GEORGIAN BAY BIOSPHERE -KIT INCLUDES BINOCULARS EQUIPMENT TO STUDY FAUNA AND FLORA GUIDE BOOKS -MAGNIFYING EQUIPMENT TOOLS FIRSTAID KIT AND SO MUCH MORE!
Parry Sound
Do you have what it takes to join this ever growing, always learning team of likeminded individuals? Jr firefighters: 15-17 Probationary firefighters: 18+ with a valid driver’s license, clean criminal records check and a willingness to learn Apply today to Firedept@shawanagafirstnation.ca
WEDNESDAY MORNINGS, 10AM-11AM - GRIEF RECOVERY -SUPPORT GROUP - 6 WEEK PR0GRAM. FACILITATED WITH A REGISTERED COUNSELLOR - OPEN TO ALL COMMUNITY MEMBERS! DROP-IN - NO REGISTRATION NEEDED! 25 Church Street, Parry Sound. Contact: ripley@psfc.ca - (705)746-1799
-FRIENDSHIP CENTRE In parthership with PSFC.ca PARRY SOUND FOOD BANK IS IN NEED! Food Bank use is up 40% in the Parry Sound area and the shelves are becoming very empty. Cash donations are welcomed and need as well as non perishable food. A drop off slot is located at the top of the ramp after hours, or drop inside of the Parry Sound Harvest Share. 93 James St. Parry Sound. Monday - Friday. 9 till 3 . Everything is so appreciated, please help if you can.
Did you know that Pioneer Gas station in Parry Sound that sells the GNA has many fabulous things in their store? Next time in, take a good look around! They even do passport photos!
CANADORE COLLEGE WEST - Want to join the fun? Every Thursday, we host exciting activities as part of our seniors programming. From exploring your creative side, enjoying outdoor walks, exciting game days, and more. Come make some memories with us!
DO YOU HAVE A STATUS CARD? Health Department CARA Program Presents SWIMMING AT THE GRAND TAPPATTOO Available November to May 1st 2025 . Members must sign in at front desk with Status Card Access cards can be provided to those with children who have not received their status cards. Contact Liz Tabobondung for more information or for access cards cra@wasauksing.ca - 705-746-2033 ext 305 WEDNESDAY nights at the Trestle Brewing Company – Trivia at the Trestle 6:30 PM - 9PM
If you have an event, or know of an event, please send it to us at Greatnortharrownewspaper@gmail.com. We love ‘GOOD NEWS!’ We also welcome celebrations!
NOVEMBER 15TH- 9AM- Mental health first aid: Adults who interact with youth-Parry Sound Public Library
NOVEMBER 15TH – 9:30AM-Essentrics Aging Backwards Workout Humphrey Community Centre
NOVEMBER 15TH- 1:30PM-Parry Sound Blood Donation Event St. Peter’s - Knights of Columbus Hall - Main Hall
NOVEMBER 16TH- 10AM- Essentrics Full-Body Dynamic Strength Workout-Bobby Orr Community Centre
NOVEMBER 16TH- PARRY SOUND SENIORS CLUB! COUNTRY JAMBOREE- Country Jam Session
3rd Saturday of each month from 1:00 pm to 4:00 pm
- The next Country Jam open to the community will be hosted on November 16th from 1pm to 3:30 pm...Tea/ Coffee and light snack provided. All musicians, singers and dancers are welcome to participate. $5.00 admission buffet lunch is included.
NOVEMBER 16TH – 7:30PM-ABBA REVISITED Christmas Concert Stockey Centre
NOVEMBER 19TH – 1PM- Duplicate Bridge, Bobby Orr Community Centre
NOVEMBER 21ST- 7PM- FILM AT THE STOCKEY:
DRIVE AWAY DOLLS- Jamie regrets her breakup with her girlfriend, while Marian needs to relax. In search of
a fresh start, they embark on an unexpected road trip to Tallahassee. Things quickly go awry when they cross paths with a group of inept criminals. The film stars Margaret Qualley and Geraldine Viswanathan, and costars Beanie Feldstein, Colman Domingo, Pedro Pascal, Bill Camp, and Matt Damon.Rated R for crude sexual content, full nudity, language and some violent content. Regular tickets are $12 each. The Stockey Centre(877) 746-4466 - info@stockeycentre.com
NOVEMBER 22ND- 9AM-Mental health first aid: Adults who interact with youth - Parry Sound Public Library NOVEMBER 22ND- 9:30AM- Essentrics Aging Backwards Workout Humphrey Community Centre | Seguin, ON NOVEMBER 23RD – 7:30PM- Queen’s Court- celebrating the music of QUEEN-Stockey Centre
NOVEMBER 23RD-10AM- Essentrics Full-Body Dynamic Strength Workout - Bobby Orr Community Centre NOVEMBER 23RD- ROTARY CLUB FESTIVE
FEAST - 5:30 PM - Social Hour- 6:30 PM - Meal & Trivia- 8:30 PM - Musical Entertainment - Duo Cohigh - Where: Bobby Orr Community Centre - Cost Options: - Single Ticket: $80 (No additional tax or tips!) - Table of Eight: $580 (No additional tax or tips!) - Table of Six: $450 (No additional tax or tips!) Join us for an excellent way to celebrate the Christmas season! Enjoy your favorite foods from local businesses while mingling and making memories with friends, family, or colleagues.
NOVEMBER 24TH- -7pm- Matthew Byrne - Stockey Centre NOVEMBER 24th- 1pm- FRENCH Conversation Group (PARRY SOUND) (18+) (ZOOM) Virtual Using Zoom
NOVEMBER 24TH – 3PM- OLD FASHIONED
TUPPERWARE PARTY AND BINGO - Foley Community Center
NOVEMBER 22ND-5PM, - FESTIVITIES - 6PMLight Up The Park - Get ready to kick off the holiday season with joy and excitement at Market Square Park with our annual “Light Up the Park” event! Mark your calendars and bring your friends, family, and festive spirit to this beloved tradition. November 22, 2024- Location: Market Square Park, Town of Parry Sound- Time: Festivities begin at 5:00 PM at the Parry Sound Public Library for Stories with Santa, the official lighting of the Park takes place at 6:00 PM
Join us as Market Square Park transforms into a winter wonderland, adorned with dazzling Christmas lights that illuminate the night sky. This spectacular display marks the beginning of the holiday season and brings our community together in celebration.
Highlights Include: Stories with Santa: Join Santa inside the Parry Sound Public Library. Official Lighting Ceremony: Mayor Jamie McGarvey will kick off the festivities with a short speech full of holiday cheer at 5:55 PM.
Light Ceremony: Witness the magic as lights brighten up the park at precisely 6:00 PM. Festive Activities: Enjoy warm beverages, and holiday music that fills the air with holiday tunes. Don’t forget to dress warmly and arrive early to enjoy the atmosphere. “Light Up the Park” promises to be an enchanting evening of fun, community, and merriment. Bring your loved ones and start your holiday season with a sparkle!
Whether you’re young or young at heart, this event sparks the spirit of the season, offering a vibrant start to our community’s holiday celebrations. After the event, be sure to explore further celebrations and events happening around Parry Sound throughout the festive season!
NOVEMBER 23RD- Festive Feast! BOBBY ORR
COMMUNITY CENTRE - 5:30 PM - Social Hour –games available at your table.- 6:30 PM - Meal & Trivia (MC – Rick Cain)- 8:30 PM - Musical Entertainment - Duo Cohigh
Meal provided by: Glen Burney Provisions, Trestle, Boston Pizza, Henry’s, Daisy, Di Salvo, Trappers,Jolly Roger, Sobeys, Domino’s Pizza. Prizes for the Trivia games: The Zone, Perfectly Pampered.
Cost Options: 25% discount on tickets!
• Single Ticket: was $80 now $60 (No additional tax or tips!)
• Table of Eight: was $580 now $435 (No additional tax or tips!)
• Table of Six: was $450 now $335 (No additional tax or tips!)
o 1 drink per person included in price
• Takeout: was $50 now $35 Non alcohol drinks free – all night long.
Join us for an excellent way to celebrate the Christmas season! Enjoy your favorite foods from local businesses while mingling and making memories with friends, family, or colleagues. Donations towards funding Youth Programs – inside and outside of Rotary.
NOVEMBER 26TH- 7:30PM- EARLY ELTON - Celebrating the music of Elton John- Stockey Centre NOVEMBER 26TH- 1PM- Duplicate Bridge-Bobby Orr Community Centre NOVEMBER 27TH- 1PM- Probus Club of Parry Sound-Mary Street Centre NOVEMBER 29TH- 9:30AM-Essentrics Aging Backwards Workout- Humphrey Community Centre NOVEMBER 29TH- 2PM-7PM- The Twelfth Annual One-of-a-Kind Christmas Artisan Show Stockey Centre NOVEMBER 30TH- 10AM- Essentrics Full-Body Dynamic Strength Workout - Bobby Orr Community Centre NOVEMBER 30TH- 10AM-3PM- The Twelfth Annual One-of-a-Kind Christmas Artisan Show NOVEMBER 29TH AND 30TH – ONE OF A KIND CHRISTMAS SHOW - AT THE STOCKEY CENTRE- NOVEMBER 29TH- 2PM-7PM- The Twelfth Annual One-ofa-Kind Christmas Artisan Show- Saturday , November 30th – 10am-3pmNOVEMBER 30TH –NOON - PARRY SOUND SANTA CLAUS PARADE – I’LL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS THEME – MAGICAL FLOATS- FUN AND GOOD CHEER! THE CPKC HOLIDAY TRAIN FOLLOWS AT 4 PM TO MAKE THIS AN EXTRA SPECIAL DAY! GRAB YOUR SCARVES, MITTENS AND HOT COCOA, AND JOIN IN A DAY TO REMEMBER!
DECEMBER 1ST – 2PM- AT THE STOCKEY - ORILLIA SILVER BAND: SLEIGH BELLS AND BRASS Sleigh bells and Brass Christmas Concert
The Orillia Silver Band celebrates the holiday season with its traditional Sleighbells and Brass Christmas Concert. The Orillia Silver Band has enjoyed a long-standing tradition of providing concerts of holiday music in Parry Sound. “We have a wonderful selection of Christmas season favourites to offer this year!” says Neil Barlow, the band’s Music Director and Conductor. Please don’t miss this wonderful concert of holiday festivity! Tickets are:Adults $27.95 + HST each. Seniors $22.95 + HST each. Children $17.95 + HST each. BUY TICKETS ONLINE or Tickets can also be purchased during our business hours by calling our Box Office at 705-746-4466 extension 405 or visiting us at 2 Bay Street, Parry Sound. DECEMBER 7th- 11AM-3PM- PARRY SOUND
SENIORS annual Christmas Bazaar. We have a bake table, craft table and auction table with many wonderful Christmas gift ideas. There will be share the wealth and door prize draws: one being two tickets for the
Island Queen Cruise next season. We offer a soup and sandwich lunch for $10.00.
DECEMBER 7TH PARRY SOUND SENIORS CLUB
ANNUAL Christmas Bazaar will be December 7th from 11am to 3pm. We have a bake table, craft table and auction table with many wonderful Christmas gift ideas. There will be share the wealth and door prize draws: one being two tickets for the Island Queen Cruise next season. We offer a soup and sandwich lunch for $10.00.
DECEMBER 7TH- Breakfast with Santa DECEMBER 7TH- 9AM-12PM-- INTRO TO HENSHen keeping offers children and adults valuable educational opportunities to learn about the food system and about responsible animal care. The keeping of hens has been compared to the keeping of other pets in terms of beneficial psychological and social effects. Hens are people-friendly, social, intelligent, affectionate, small, and quiet. We’re joined by Rachael from Heart of Yolk to learn about breeds, eggs, incubation, roosters, health of chickens, coops, feed, and more.
Part of the Eat Around the Sound (EATS) Series, with support from the Town of Parry Sound & the North Bay Parry Sound District Health Unit. Raising chickens is a great way to connect . Space is limited, buy your ticket today – GBB Office, 125 William St. Parry Sound -Buy tickets online: $40 00 - georgianbaybiosphere.com/ events
NOVEMBER 15TH, 16TH, 17TH – 8TH ANNUAL PARRY SOUND GIRLFRIENDS WEEKEND! Presented by Parry Sound Downtown Business Association DECEMBER 11th AT 7PM- A CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS MUSIC TRIBUTE At the STOCKEY CENTRE FOR THE PERFORMING ARTS - Tickets are: Adults – $15.95 + HST, Children – $12.95 + HST, Family Pass (4 tickets) – $49.96 + HST*Please note that family passes may only be purchased via phone or in-person at our Box Office. At this time, they are not available for purchase online. BUY TICKETS ONLINE or Tickets can also be purchased during our business hours by calling our Box Office at 705-746-4466 extension 405 or visiting us at 2 Bay Street, Parry Sound. DECEMBER 21ST- 7:30PM- HANDEL’S MESSIAHWHISPERING RIVER ORCHESTRA AND CHORUS WITH HUNTSVILLE COMMUNITY CHOIR PERFORM HANDEL’S MESSIAH SELECTED ARIAS & HALLELUJAH CHORUS PRESENTED BY THE STOCKEY CENTRE. TICKETS AARE 46.95 + HST MONDAY, THURSDAY AND FRIDAYS Pool (billiards) Downstairs Monday, Thursday and Friday- 9:00 am – 11:45 am and 1:00 pm - 3:00 pm at the PARRY SOUND SENIORS CLUB Bid Euchre Cards Monday at 1:00 pm and Friday at 7:00 pm at the PARRY SOUND SENIORS CLUB Darts Wednesday at 1:30 pm (Sept to June only) at the PARRY SOUND SENIORS CLUB Regular Euchre Cards Friday at 1:00 pm at the PARRY SOUND SENIORS CLUB
Cribbage Cards Thursday at 1:00 pm at the PARRY SOUND SENIORS CLUB
Jam Session (Music & Singing; Dancing) Tuesday from 10:00 am to 11:45 am at the PARRY SOUND SENIORS CLUB No admission fee for members in good standing. Tai Chi Practice Tuesdays from 1:00 pm to 3:00 pm ($3 for paid members) at the PARRY SOUND SENIORS CLUB Aqua Fitness The Grand Tappattoo Resort - Monday (low impact) from 10:00 am to 11:30 am- Must be a member to participate. Fees: $6.00
Activity Fees: To play cards member fees are $5.00 and non-member fees $6.00.
Visitors are welcome to join us for any or all of these activities. Coffee and Tea are available FREE ADULT WEEKLY EVENT! ADHD & AUTISM MEETUP! HOSTED BY MICHELLE AINSWORTH - PARRY SOUND COUNSELLING DROP IN WEDNESDAYS 6-8 PM , GIBSON GALLERY
ART AND MERCANTILE: 47 Gibson Street Parry Sound - Questions? Call or Text: (705) 380-3450
Run by an autistic person, this is a safe, pressure- free space to meet, unmask, be authentically themselves and be creative. No art experience necessary! Each week we will be creating a different form of art including painting, music and more! WE WELCOME ALL ADULTS WHO ARE AUTISTIC AND OR THOSE WHO HAVE ADHD, INCLUDING THOSE WHO SELF- IDENTIFY SOUPer MONDAYS! Now through the winter 11am- 1 pm - ‘Come In From The Cold !’ a selection of soups, breads, or rolls. Hot Drinks and a Healthy Portion of FEELING GOOD! Mary Street Centre, 24 Mary Street, Parry Sound. FREE COMMUNITY LUNCH! Mary Street Centre, 11am-1pm. Goodwill donations Welcome! Thursday Community Lunch - Mary Street Centre , 24 Mary St., Parry Sound 11 AM to 1 PM Parry Sound Public Library French Group - Are you learning to speak French? Would like to practice your language skills with other French speakers in Parry Sound?
Join us at the library for a weekly casual French Group. (not formal lessons) Drop-in • All skill levels welcome - Located in the auditorium. (not wheelchair accessible) Wednesdays 4:30 to 6 pm -29 Mary Street Parry Sound - askus@pspt.ca • 705-746-9601
Jim:

Your politically correct section of an otherwise wonderful paper is very disturbing to me. Please discontinue your degrading attitude towards the NDP in this section or I will not be renewing my subscription in the new year.
T.O. - Almaguin
Dear T.O.: I can only assume that your initials stand for “Totally Offended in Almaguin”. I do apologize from the bottom of my heart for obviously offending you. BUT, I try to offend each party equally. It is very easy to find snide comments and jokes about the Liberals and the Conservatives. But I do have trouble finding the same about the NDP. Maybe its because no-one thinks they are funny or better yet... no-one thinks that they are relevant. With the Liberals leaning so far to the left these days the NDP has nowhere else to go except perhaps Communism. Really T.O.? Come on and take a chill pill. I am a “light-blue Conservative” but I love trashing them. If you can’t laugh at yourself you need to get a life. We at the Great North Arrow have appreciated your support and being that it is still a relatively free country (unless the socialist’s take over) you have the right to do whatever you like. “Live Well & Prosper”
Oh-Natur-Al-Eh - Continued
With Deborah


Bussey I promised in a previous article to continue to share recipes and natural remedies with you once I’ve done a test run on them.
For all you crafters out there you’ll be glad to hear that you don’t have to pay a high price for Mod Podge as you can make it for yourself at a fraction of the cost. Go to the Dollar Store and buy white School Glue and mix it with water and Ta Da! Mod Podge! Get a mason jar with a lid and fill it halfway with white glue and the other half with water, mix well and you now have Mod Podge! Now get your crafty on. Lol
Here are some tried recipes for Cream of Anything Soup, Beef Boullion Mix (no beef/no salt), Onion Soup Mix, Heavy Cream, Sour Cream, Garlic White Sauce, Creamed Garlic and Deodorant! Now, it’s a lot of recipes but well worth it. Like anything else you may have to tweak it to your desired taste but it gets us back to basics and away from highly processed foods. How many times have you thought oh I’d like to make that but it calls for heavy cream or sour cream and you don’t have any on hand? Well.... now you can jump right in and make that goody by making your own heavy cream! The sour cream takes a little longer so you may have to plan that one out. Lol
Tis the season of colds and flu so buckle up babies and get your garlic on! Garlic White Sauce and the Creamed Garlic will keep you healthy cuz nobody will come around ya eliminating any chance for getting their frigging germs! Plus it keeps the Vampires away! Just saying. Lol
Let me know if there is something you would like to share with us. Email us with your interesting lotions, potions, mixtures and concoctions! Greatnortharrow@gmail. com or dbussey.greatnortharrow@hotmail.com Bring it on!!!!! I dare ya.
Ok....on with the recipes.
Cream of Anything Soup
4 cups powdered milk
1 ½ cups corn starch
½ cup chicken Boullion
4 tsp onion powder
2 tsp dried basil
1 tsp dried thyme
1 tsp garlic powder
1 tsp pepper
To Use: add 1/3 cup of mixture to 1 cup of milk or water
Beef Boullion Mix (no beef/no salt)
¾ cup dry mustard
1/3 cup garlic powder
1/3 cup paprika
3 TBSP onion powder
1 TBSP celery seed
3 TBSP chili powder
Mix well and store in a mason jar
Add to your recipe or water to make soup. It’s one that you will need to use your own discretion with....add a little at a time until you reach the desired taste.
Onion Soup Mix
2 cups dry onions
1 cup beef Boullion powder
¼ cup onion powder
2 TBSP garlic powder 1 tsp celery seed 1 tsp pepper 1 tsp paprika
1 tsp salt (optional)
Mix all ingredients together and store in a mason jar.
Note: 3 TBSP = 1 store bought package
Heavy Cream: ¾ cup milk ¼ cup butter Blend for approximately 1 minute Ta Da! Sour Cream Stir together
1 cup heavy cream
1 – 2 TBSP Vinegar or Lemon
Add ¼ cup whole milk and cover with a paper towel
Let it sit at room temperature for 24 – 48 hours
Refrigerate for at least 2 hours before using.
Garlic White Sauce
1 cup vanilla/plain yogurt (I use Greek)
1 TBSP Mayo
Sqeeeeeze of lemon
1 clove garlic crushed
1 TBSP Vinegar
Squeeeeze of Honey (generous)
Salt & Pepper to taste
Blend ingredients together and refrigerate.
Put in a squeeze bottle if you have one.
Great on sandwhiches
Creamed Garlic
In a deep narrow bowl (for an immersion blender) or a blender add;
2 to 3 heads of garlic – peeled
Cover with EVOO (Extra Virgin Olive Oil)
Blend on high. Add more oil if necessary to make the mixture smooth but not runny.
Excellent for adding a dollop (heaping Tablespoon) to soup, pasta, salads, potatoes or whatever turns you on. It’s has a bit of a bite to it.
Deodorant
1 cup Baking Soda
1 cup Corn Starch
2 TBSP Coconut Oil
Essential Oils of choice
Place ingredients in saucepan on med/low. Stir until mixture melts and becomes smooth. Remove from heat and place into mold to harden.
NOTE: test your essential oils first as some may cause a reaction. Any mint on an open cut, especially for women who shave their pits, will sting! Just saying!
Save your cardboard paper towel or tissue paper rolls as they can be cut down to make a nice mold. You can get 2 –3” from the tissue paper roll and 4 from a paper towel roll.
Suggestions for essential oils; Lemongrass
Mint
Lavender
Rose
Your choice just please test it first before adding to the concoction.
Next time I will share; Low Carb High Protein Bagels, Spinach Dip, Coconut Bars, Lemon Chicken, Rosemary for healthy hair and a tincture for MEMORIES.....light the corners of my mind..... LOL!
LETTER FROM OUR READER:
Dear Deb,
I am really enjoying this monthly article…. I am looking for a suggestions for cleaning the glass top on a flat top stove. There are spill overs that are difficult to remove on the burner circles. What is your ‘Au Natural’ suggestions? Cyndi - Magnetawan
LIGHT UP THE PARK EVENT IN PARRY SOUND
(Photo by Town of Parry Sound)
PARRY SOUND: Get ready to kick off the holiday season with joy and excitement at Market Square Park with our annual "Light Up the Park" event! Mark your calendars and bring your friends, family, and festive spirit to this beloved tradition.
Date: November 22, 2024
Location: Market Square Park, Town of Parry Sound
Time: Festivities begin at 5:00 PM at the Parry Sound Public Library for Stories with Santa, the official lighting of the Park takes place at 6:00 PM
Join us as Market Square Park transforms into a winter wonderland, adorned with dazzling Christmas lights that illuminate the night sky. This spectacular display marks the beginning of the holiday season and brings our community together in celebration. Highlights Include: Stories with Santa: Join Santa inside the Parry Sound Public Library.

Official Lighting Ceremony: Mayor Jamie McGarvey will kick off the festivities with a short speech full of holiday cheer at 5:55 PM.
Light Ceremony: Witness the magic as lights brighten up the park at precisely 6:00 PM. Festive Activities: Enjoy warm beverages by donation to the Salvation Army, Dominos Pizza ($), and holiday music that fills the air with holiday tunes.
Don't forget to dress warmly and arrive early to enjoy the atmosphere. "Light Up the Park" promises to be an enchanting evening of fun, community, and merriment. Bring your loved ones and start your holiday season with a sparkle!
Whether you're young or young at heart, this event sparks the spirit of the season, offering a vibrant start to our community's holiday celebrations. After the event, be sure to explore further celebrations and events happening around Parry Sound throughout the festive season!
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Recipes with Dog On A Root Easy Cheesy Breakfast
- jim Young, LORING, ON

There aren’t many of my recipes that could be accused of actually being “healthy”, but if you want a breakfast treat that is at least a little “healthier” than some of my other options, this is a quick and easy one to make.
According to the “experts”, one day all that cholesterol in the eggs is bad for you and the next day they’ve determined it’s not so bad after all. On a good day, eggs are even good for you. I’ve given up trying to keep score. You’ll have to decide the merits of the six ingredients (bread, salt and pepper, eggs, butter and cheese) for yourself.
And of course you can always choose the lesser of the evils by substituting margarine for butter or vice versa if you can ever get a straight answer from the sages as to which really is better.
However, the preparation of this recipe requires baking instead of frying as is the more common method to prepare eggs, so that’s my justification for suggesting this recipe may be “healthier” even if it’s not “healthy.”
You can make just one for yourself to take the edge off your appetite until you get to McDonald’s for a Bacon ‘n Egg McMuffin Breakfast Meal on your way to work; or you can make them in quantity to serve your guests as you enjoy a relaxing morning of fellowship with friends around your dining room table.

And if you’re like me and the “healthier” status isn’t a concern for you, (even if it should be) serve these alongside some fried sausages or bacon or maybe even some left-over fried mashed potatoes.
Prep Time: 5 min.
Cook Time: 15 min.
Total Time: 20 min.
Serves: 1
Stuff You’ll Need: 1 slice bread
Salt & pepper
1 egg
Butter
Shredded cheese
Do This:
Preheat your oven to 350° F.
Spray a baking pan with cooking oil.
Lay your bread on the baking pan and depress the center with the base of a spoon to form a small nest-like hollow in the bread.
Salt & pepper the bread.
Break an egg into the hollow in the bread trying not to break the yolk.
Carefully spread some butter along the edges of the bread where there’s no egg.
Sprinkle the cheese on the toast, around the outside of the egg.
Bake for 10 to 15 minutes until the egg is cooked and the cheese has started to brown.
Serve with salt and pepper and hot sauce or ketchup as desired.
If you have any questions or comments about this recipe, you can email me at Recipes@DogOnARoot.com
Don’t forget to cut this recipe out of the Great North Arrow to save with your favourites for future use. Caution: Be sure to read what’s on the other side of this page before you cut it out.
Look for this recipe and more in the Recipe section at DogOnARoot.com
Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?" "Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques: visualization, association, etc. It was great." "That's great! And what was the name of the clinic?" Fred went blank. He thought and thought, but couldn't remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?" "You mean a rose?" "Yes, that's it!" He turned to his wife, "Rose, what was the name of that memory clinic?

The average person spends 6 months of their lifetime waiting on a red light to turn green.
Powassan
TUESDAYS 10-11:30AM- UKULELE CLUB AT 250 CLARK , UKULELES PROVIDED, NO MUSICAL TALENT REQUIRED!
Ukuleles provided. No musical talent required
All welcome! $2. drop in rate Come have fun!
NOVEMBER 28TH SOAP MAKING 6:30PM-250 CLARK
- Leave with 3 bars of creamy Soap $43. - Recipe included. Door prizes! 3FRAGRANCES AND COLOUR CHOICES!
ADCANCE REGISTRATION REQUIRED - recreationepowassan.nct
DECEMBER 8 - 2PM - Almaguin Choral Society presents MISTLETOE AND HOLLY
POWASSAN WESLEYAN CHURCH - TICKETS - $15 Powassan
Drug Mart- Kwik-Way, Burk’s Falls - Kwik-Way, South RiverZak’s, Sundridge
DECEMBER 6TH – 4-8PM - $25 – OUTDOORS - $35-$45
INDOORS. EASTHOLME’S WINTER WONDERLAND - 62 BIG BEND AVE.
We Need Volunteer Drivers!! We are looking to recruit more volunteer drivers to deliver hot/frozen meals and drive clients to and from appointments. Volunteers are reimbursed per km for the use of their own vehicle. Make a difference in your community Contact us to find out how! 705-724-6028 or 1-888-521-0000Community Support Services.
250 Clark - Did you know we have a used clothing store at 250 Clark? It is a wonderful day to shop local and buy some recycled goods! Stop in today at Grace House Powassan from 9-1pm. Please use the west door to access the store. 7pm- Storytime in the Woods (on Facebook- “Events at 250 Clark”
Join us on Thursdays at 2 pm for some fun! Groovin’ with Grandma is exclusive to the CCC! It’s a freestyle movement class based on dancing and letting loose! It’s gentle exercise and good for you whatever your fitness level! Come for the exercise and stay for a coffee! Admission fee is optional and the suggested donation is $2 - $5 Coffee, tea and soft drinks are available for purchase.
Let’s Get Active! Catch up with friends and make new acquaintances ! FREE Drop-in... No need to register Classes! Join us for a one-hour class focusing on balance and strength. Held at the Powassan Royal Canadian Legion - Branch 453 - Tuesdays at 9:30 am
On Thursdays, Jeannine Welton is offering weekly Yoga with Fascial Maneuvers from 6-7pm. Cost is $10 per class, and you pay at the class. This type of yoga involves simple movements incorporating gentle twists and breathwork that anyone can do! It is designed to increase your mobility and reduce pain. ALL welcome! Save the date!
Seniors’ Fitness classes with Joyce! Join in on this dynamic class for decades, and always puts some “FUN” into her classes. The classes are on Tuesday and Thursday mornings from 10:30 to 11:30am. Come out for the fun!
Let’s Get Active! Free Classes! Join us for a one-hour class focusing on balance and strength. This is drop in- no registration required. Powassan Legion Branch 453, Tuesdays at 9:30 am
Please shop at Rescued Treasures ALL PROCEEDS ARE TO SUPPORT. ALL HEART PET RESCUE? OUR THRIFT STORE IS RUN COMPLETLEY BY OUR INCREDIBLE VOLUNTEERS AND DONATIONS! THANK YOU! Please drop off donations at All Heart pet Rescue, 430 Oakwood Rd, Powassan. Our store front location is located at 510B Main Street, Powassan 705-724-2059
Powassan Meals On Wheels has been around for many, many years and continues to provide access to nutrition as well as a wellness check. We are looking for someone to volunteer for every other Wednesday at 11 am. Interested? Please contact our office at
705-724-6028 for more details.
Karate classes at 250 Clark are ongoing! They happen twice weekly- Wednesday and Sunday afternoons. Spaces available now. Email recreation@powassan.net to register.
250 Clark - Tuesday is- 9am- Seniors’ Line Dancing 11am- Seniors’ Fitness 4:30pm- Nerf Wars 6:30pm- Adult Volleyball 8pmBody Fit- the final class!
Volleyball at 250 Clark, Adult Players only, Tuesdays 6:30-9pm. $5 drop-in fee.
POWASSAN FOOD BANK - Every Monday 10am to 12pm
(donation drop off only) *no client services. Wednesday’s for client’s food pick up. Evening foodbank 5:30 to 8pm (for working clients only) Any questions please contact Diane (705) 492-3958
BATTERIES - Want to recycle your used batteries? Head to @ Powassan Home Hardware! There’s a recycle box on the second counter that is for used batteries. Home Hardware has a battery recycling program that is Canada-wide.
POWASSAN LIBRARY
Library Hours: Monday · 8:00 am - 6:00 pm, Tuesday · 10:00 am - 6:00 pm,Wednesday · 10:00 am - 6:00 pm, Thursday · 8:00 am - 7:00 pm, Friday · 10:00 am - 5:00 pm· Closed Saturdays & Sundays · For Adults:
Bloodwork Clinic Mondays & Thursday 8:00 am to 10:45 am
Board Meeting Third Monday each Month at 6:15 pm
Book Club Every 4th Wednesday at 5:30 pm - monthly
French Conversation Tuesdays at 11:00 am - weekly
Friends of the Library Meeting First Tuesday Monthly at 1:00 pm
Genealogy with Mary Heasman Thursdays at 10:00 am Music with The Straw Hat Man Third Wednesday Monthly at 10:30 am
Powassan Purls Knitting Fridays at 10:00 am - weekly
Rug Hookers First Thursday Monthly at 1:00 pm
Motivational Writing Group Wednesdays at 10:00 am - biweekly
Families and Kids
Kids’ Computer Hour Monday to Friday at 3:00 pm
Laleche League Third Tuesday at 10 am ---- weekly
Music with Bernie Second Wednesday Monthly at 10:30 am
Music with The Straw Hat Man Third Wednesday Monthly at 10:30 am
Raising Readers Thursdays at 6:15 pm ---- weekly
Rose Alma -French Story Time Fourth Wednesday monthly at 10:30 am
Teen Hangout Monday to Friday from 3:00 pm to 4:00 pm
Toddler Time Monday - Friday at 10:00 pm ---- weekly
November’s Artist is Julia Breckenridge with her exhibit of exclusive materials from Crystal Caves
Music with The Straw Hat Man Third Wednesday Monthly at 10:30 am
Powassan Purls Knitting Fridays at 10:00 am - weekly
Rug Hookers First Thursday Monthly at 1:00 pm
Motivational Writing Group Wednesdays at 10:00 am - biweekly
November 21st at 6:15 pm: Voodoos Players at Raising Readers!
November 27th at 11:30 am Library Cafe: Organize Your Photos
Tech Help by Appointment! Tuesdays and Wednesdays Call us for more details and to book your appointment.
Follow us on socials to find out more about what’s coming up at your library!
Library of Things Feature: Our library of things is constantly expanding to better serve our community! One of the items we have available at no cost to library card holders is a blood pressure cuff. This cuff can be checked out much like a book along with many other items in our library of things!
NEWS TROUT CREEK FEEDS IS THAT AN EMU ON MY SHOULDER?
Trout Creek, Ontario
Who else loves doing chores in the dark! A positive is it gives me more time inside with the critters. Emu selfie with the most photogenic emu Nackalas. Negative it's alot more cleaning. A positive for us is 32 more workdays until we are off for Christmas break! Not that we are counting. Last day is December 21st! I know we're sounding like broken records over here but we just want to make sure everyone is prepared!


NOVEMBER 16TH- 9AM-2PM- LITTLE PAWS PET RESCUE CHRISTMAS RUMMAGE AND PENNY SALE
100 PERCENT PROCEEDS TO THE RESCUE! SUNDRDIGE LEGION
NOVEMBER 23RD - 47th ANNUAL HIGHLAND CRAFT SHOW – SUNDRIDGE- is on for Saturday November 23rd, 9am to 2pm. Upstairs at the SSJ Arena, 14 Albert St. Sundridge. Message Stephanie, or email highlandcraftshow@gmail.com to book your table. As usual, donation to the Food Bank is the entrance fee. Tables inside are $40 each.
NOVEMBER 23RD-CHRISTMAS CRAFT SALE, 9AM-2PM – AT THE SSJ LEGION ANNUAL LEGION CHRISTMAS SALE - SUNDRDIGE LEGION
NOVEMBER 23rd – 9am-3pm-JOIN US FOR A CHRISTMAS !CRAFT SALE AT CENTENNIAL PUBLIC SCHOOL - proceeds are going to the school. FOR AN APPLICATION, PLEASE EMAIL: sundridgeparentcouncil@gmail.com
NOVEMBER 24TH - 47th ANNUAL HIGHLAND CRAFT SHOW – SUNDRIDGE- is on for Saturday November 24, 9am to 2pm. Message me, or email highlandcraftshow@gmail.com to book your table. As usual, donation to the Food Bank is the entrance fee. Tables inside are $40 each.
NOVEMBER 30TH th- 7-9PM- FREE EVENT! THE HIGHLAND PLAYERS PRESENT Sounds of the Season . A family-friendly evening of stories and carol singing! - - Sundridge Zion United Church - Donations to the local food bank will be gratefully accepted.
DECEMBER 1ST - Merry Christmas everyone The most enchanting of the Almaguin Highlands Christmas attractions, the annual Miniature Village will be opening for its 5th year on December 1st. Experience the spectacular displays with thousands of lights and “smaller “ than life displays. The annual Miniature Village, will be generously hosted again by the Sundridge Masonic Lodge on Union St and you will be welcomed to the village by donation to our local foodbanks. From gentle snowfalls to the aurora borealis gliding over the snowy miniature villages of Sundridge and South River ... this winter’s spectacle is exciting and magical.
DECEMBER 7th - Almaguin Choral Society presents MISTLETOE AND HOLLY 1pm and 3pm - BETHEL PENTECOSTAL CHURCH - TICKETS - $15 Powassan Drug Mart- Kwik-Way, Burk’s Falls - Kwik-Way, South River- Zak’s, Sundridge DECEMBER 8TH- 3PM - Santa Claus parade Sunday dec 8th 3pm. Come and join us!! . Let me know if you are keen and I can send an email link to order your costume EARLY ON Child and Family Centre Sundridge -Satellite program at Bethel Pentecostal Church has returned! Fridays, 10:00 to 12:00. What to expect ? Play-based learning experiences that are fun and engaging presented by a Registered Early Childhood Educator. Opportunities to meet and make connections with families with young children. parenting and Children’s Resources. Workshops, and connections to community programs and services. Questions? Please call 705 386 2552 ext 5451 District of Pany Sound FROZEN MEAL DELIVERY! MEALS ARE $7.00 & CONSIST OF MAIN COURSE & DESSERT “DELIVERED EVERY TUESDAY - ELIGIBLE PERSONS INCLUDE: - SENIORS 65+ -THOSE WHO ARE TERMINALLY/CHRONICALLY ILL - THOSE WITH A DEVELOPMENT DISABILITY - THOSE RECENTLY DISCHARGED FROM HOSPITAL (I.E. POST SURGERY) - EAST PARRY SOUND Support ServicesFOR MORE INFO & TO ORDER - CONTACT CSS @ 705-724-6028
SUNDRIDGE STRONG AGRICULTURAL SOCIETY PRESENTS OUR ANNUAL FALL FAIR This family oriented event happens on Saturday September 14, 2024 in the Village of Sundridge (half way between North Bay and Huntsville) and we would love to fill our fair grounds with a variety of vendors and small businesses. If you are interested in learning more or want our registration form, email me at:sasvendorform@gmail.com


Let’s Get Active! Free Classes! Join us for a onehour class focusing on balance and strength. This is drop in- no registration required. Bethel Pentecostal Church, Tuesdays at 11am. We are in need of volunteers. If you know of any high school students that need their community service hours, they are welcome to come help us out with BINGO or dinners or many other things. We also would love anyone else to help out if they can. Please drop in during business hours and give us your name and number or call 705-386-2906 to leave them. Getting our community together one step at a time.

SUNDRIDGE LEGION BRANCH #467
Let’s Get Active! Free Classes! Join us for a onehour class focusing on balance and strength. This is drop in- no registration required. Bethel Pentecostal Church, Tuesdays at 11am.
We are in need of volunteers. If you know of any high school students that need their community service hours, they are welcome to come help us out with BINGO or dinners or many other things. We also would love anyone else to help out if they can. Please drop in during business hours and give us your name and number or call 705-386-2906 to leave them. Getting our community together one step at a time.

South River
FREE PUBLIC SKATING Every Wednesday and Sunday Wednesday 1-3 ,Sunday 1-2:30 -Limited Skates , Snack Bar IS OPEN!
Helmets Available ,Skate Sharpening $8 South River-Machar Community Centre , IA Lincoln Street, South River. Interested in Sponsoring Public Skating? Contact the Village of South River 705-386-2573 admin@southriver.ca
NOVEMBER 30TH- 1-3PM -LOOKING FOR SOMETHING FUN TO DO THIS WINTER?
Have you ever wanted to try CURLING? SOUTH RIVER CURLING CLUB, 1B LINOLN AVENUE BESIDE THE ARENA.
To sign-up, call or text: Nancy Thrall : 416-8194047 - Marvin Nolan : 705-303-7479
Supporting curling in our community for over 70 years! Try CURLING!
CURLING CLINIC- Learn the basics of how to curl ,Try throwing / delivering curling rocks two ways: l) Crouched I Sliding method 2) Standing Stick rnethod , Curling equipment provided for participants. Please bring clean running shoes to change into (no outdoor footwear on ice)’, and a helmet if you have one. “Try if, you’ll like it!”
WOMEN’S ONLY RESOURCE CENTRE INVITES YOU TO DROP BY! Our Free Donation Centre is overflowing with household wares, winter coats and clothing! Stop in if you’re looking for something or to browse through!
NOVEMBER 5TH- 5:30PM- Almaguin Adult Learning INTERNET SAFETY BASICS - FREE 6 week class, begins Tuesday, LEARN ABOUT: Common online scams , Protecting your privacy, Shopping Securely, Social Media Safety, Email best practices, And more... Sign up is required
The Women’s Own Resource Centre encourages you to “SHARE THE WARMTH THIS WINTER” WORC is now collecting warm winter outerwear for our Annual Warm Winter Clothing Exchange KEEP OUR COMMUNITY WARM THIS WINTER DONATE WINTER CLOTHING! We are accepting new or gently used winter clothing for children, men and women. The following items are needed: boots, snow pants, winter coats, hats, scarves, mitts and any warm winter clothing. Donations will provide assistance to local individuals or families in need. Donations can be dropped off at our office Monday-Thursday from 105 Ottawa Avenue in South River
The Women’s Own Resource Centre encourages you to SHARE THE WARMTH THIS WINTER - WORC is now collecting warm winter outerwear for our Annual Warm Winter Clothing Exchange - KEEP OUR COMMUNITY WARM THIS WINTER DONATE WINTER CLOTHING! We are accepting new or gently used winter clothing for children, men and women. The following items are needed: boots, snow pants, winter coats, hats, scarves, mitts and any warm winter clothing. Donations will provide assistance to local individuals or families in need. Donations can be dropped
off at our office. Monday-Thursday from 105 Ottawa Avenue in South River FROZEN MEAL DELIVERY! MEALS ARE $7.00 & CONSIST OF MAIN COURSE & DESSERT “DELIVERED EVERY TUESDAY - ELIGIBLE PERSONS INCLUDE: - SENIORS 65+ -THOSE WHO ARE TERMINALLY/CHRONICALLY ILL - THOSE WITH A DEVELOPMENT DISABILITY - THOSE RECENTLY DISCHARGED FROM HOSPITAL (I.E. POST SURGERY) - EAST PARRY
SOUND Support Services - FOR MORE INFO & TO ORDER - CONTACT CSS @ 705-724-6028
WE’RE OPEN! Early Child and Family Centre EVERY MONDAY, WEDNESDAY AND FRIDAY FROM 9:30 AM-12PM. - SOUTH RIVER -DSSAB - 16 Toronto Ave -705-386-2552 -ext. 5452
To register please go to the following link. All participants must register prior to attending; For more information regarding our programs you can visit our Facebook page EarlyON Child and Family Centres in the District of Parry Sound or visit our website @ wvvwloreverychild.ca
South River Scoops ‘N’ More has so much to offer! Come on out and enjoy your favourite desserts and treats featuring Kawartha Dairy Ice Cream, fresh subway sandwiches, AND ICE CREAM cakes made to order! 281 Hwy 124, South River.
The ACS (Free Store) is currently accepting clothing at this time. Please drop off on Wednesday and Thursdays between 12-4pm. Drop off address is 131 Ottawa Ave South River ON P0A 1X0
Council Meeting’s Time and Date are now held every 2nd and 4th Tuesday of each month (except August and December
PLEASE SUPPORT THE SOUTH RIVER FREE STORE! The (free) clothing closet in South River has reopened at the old Chalmers United Church beside the public school. Hours are Wednesdays & Thursdays 12pm-4pm incase anyone needs anything but most specifically if you have clothing to donate, the pickings are slim at the moment. They’re only excepting clothing right now, no household goods. Why not meet at the Legion for some fun! Euchre and Darts! Euchre. Thursday 2-4 pmDarts. Tues 6:30-9 pm
Let’s Get Active! Free Classes! Join us for a onehour class focusing on balance and strength. This is drop in- no registration required. Friendly Circle Srs. Centre Fridays at 11am. Stand Up! A twice per week for FREE ! 12 weeks FALLS PREVENTION program for older adults Tuesdays & Thursdays @ 10 am at Algonquin Fitness - South River - Register with Instructor Heidi Scott 705-386-7127 (LIMITED SPOTS AVAILABLE) Algonquin Fitness & Wellness Centre community
SOUTH RIVER FRIENDLY CIRCLE CLUB: SOUTH RIVER FRIENDLY CIRCLE WEEKLY ACTIVITIES MONDAYS:
• YOGA 10:00AM. CONTACT Peggy parent 705386-0093.
• BRIDGE GROUP 1:00 PM, CONTACT Hazel Horr-,ibrook 705-334-0590
International Day for Biosphere Reserves
The United Nations Educational, Scientific, and Cultural Organization (UNESCO) designated the 3rd of November as the International Day for Biosphere Reserves. The purpose of this international day is to provide a wake-up call on the importance of caring for the environment and achieving a balance between human activities and the conservation of natural resources. Over 700 Biosphere sites in over 120 countries are celebrating the World Network of Biosphere Reserves, including 19 in Canada.
Georgian Bay Biosphere is a region of 347,000 hectares situated within Anishinaabek territory that stretches from the Severn River to the French River, and was designated by UNESCO in 2004. Nominations for new sites need to meet strict criteria, such as their ecological significance and their potential for sustainable development. The archipelago of “30,000 Islands” is seen as a living landscape where nature protection is as important as livelihoods. They are places where research and education help communities meet these goals.
In eastern Georgian Bay, the not-for-profit charity that oversees the international designation of the region is called Georgian Bay Mnidoo Gamii Biosphere (GBB), incorporated in 1998 and has an office in Parry Sound. The GBB staff offer programs from Honey Harbour to Britt, Whitestone to Mactier, Moose Deer First Nation to Magnetawan First Nation and many places between. Its mission is to help create balance between people and nature through partnerships in the areas of conservation, education, culture, and sustainable development.
According to UNESCO, the International Day for Biosphere Reserves is to be commemorated at national and local levels through activities and events that contribute to a better knowledge of the role and impact of biosphere reserves. It is intended to mobilize and acknowledge the commitment, actions and solutions by the entire World Biosphere family –the people, institutions and partners that make up the global network.
On November 3rd, the Town of Parry Sound, Seguin Township, and the Township of Georgian Bay raised the GBB flag with plans for annual recognition on this date.
Mayor Jamie McGarvey stated: “On behalf of the Town of Parry Sound and recognizing the Town’s location within the Georgian Bay Biosphere Mnidoo Gamii, it’s very gratifying to see UNESCO honouring biosphere reserves with a special day to mark them. At a critical time in our earth’s history, biospheres are a beacon of what is possible and what we must work to maintain – that special balance between human activities and conservation of our natural resources.”

“The Georgian Bay Mnidoo Gamii Biosphere is a tremendous resource here in West Parry Sound,” says Seguin Township Mayor Ann MacDiarmid. “Seguin Township is proud to join organizations around the world today to recognize the value of these incredible natural spaces. We know that Seguin residents have a passion for our natural environment and in the face of climate change and other environmental pressures, Seguin Council and staff are committed to making decisions about development and growth that reflect this passion.”
“As an organization, we are excited to bring attention to Georgian Bay and how our work cares for place and people,” says Becky Pollock, GBB’s Executive Director. “Since the organization was founded 24 years ago, we feel that we’ve had significant impact and we continue to strive to be a model region for sustainability. We have much to celebrate and see tremendous opportunity for protecting the environment, building a healthy economy and creating vibrant communities. We’re hopeful that all area communities will celebrate being part of the Georgian Bay Biosphere on November 3rd annually.”
“The UNESCO designation belongs to each and every one of us,” says Greg Mason, GBB’s Director of Operations. “It is something that can guide our individual decisions and our collective vision for community. We want to thank local partners that are helping to develop biodiversity strategies at a regional scale to address a global crisis, as well as those building programs for social well-being. Together we are creating a future we can be proud of.”
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apparently it's "rude" to ask the parents of a kid on a leash if it a rescue.
• CRIBBAGE 6:30 PM CONTACT Andy Parent 705-386-0093
TUESDAYS:
• MEMBERS’ POTLUCK LUNCHEON 12 NOON, 4TH Tuesday of the month. No reservations required. Bring a meat, or vegetable or dessert or other dish to share. Help with set-up and cleanup is appreciated
WEDNESDAYS:
• SEWING,’CRAFT GROUP AM INTO AFTERNOON, CONTACT Pearl Ivens 705-386-7434, first to third Wednesday
• SOUTH RIVER FOOT CARE CLINIC 9:00AM4:00PM, SECOND WEDNESDAY OF THE MONTH. call Sarah at 705-471-1707 for an

appointment.
• ALMAGUIN QUILTING GROUP 10:00 AM, 4th ‘Wednesday only, CONTACT Sandra Train, 705386-0275
• CHAIR YOGA IO:OOAM. CONTACT Susan Arnold 705492-8505
• SHUFFLEBOARD tOOPM, CONTACT Harry smith 705-383-9745
• WELLNESS CLINICS 3:00 PM First Wednesday of the month, Drop In
• SOUTH RIVER STORY TELLING PROJECT 6:30 PM. Being launched by New Adventures in Sound Art (NASA), who are providing an opportunity to aged 55+ SENIORS from the region to share their stories with friends and supporters, Supported by funds from the Government of Canada New Horizons for Seniors program.
THURSDAYS
• DAISY CHAIN (DROP IN GROUP FOR WOMEN - September to June) 10:00AM, CONTACT Linda Clarke 705-386-2333
• BRIDGE 1:00PM. CONTACT Hazel Hornibrook 705-384-0590
FRIDAYS:
• STAY ON YOUR FEET DROP IN EXERCISE GROUP FOR SENIORS, 11AM-, FACILITATOR: Debbie Drumm (SPONSORED BY THE EAST PARRY SOUND COMMUNITY SUPPORT SERVICES) - FREE TO SENIORS
• EUCHRE pm, Drop In, casual, fun card games. AND IF ARE INTERESTED IN STARTING A GROUP FOR OTHER ACTIVITIES such as POOL OR SNOOKER, DARTS. CARDS, OR ANY OTHER IDEAS. PLEASE CONTACT PEGGY PARENT AT 705-492-3981
SOUTH RIVER LEGION BRANCH # 390
‘Why not meet at the Legion for some good times and fun!’
We’d like to ask for anyone who can spare a couple of hours a month, to help us out by volunteering. We need people to help with bingo, in the kitchen, to help with our meat draw and more. Members, we count on you, but you don’t have to be a member to help out. Students are welcome as well. Please pm your name and phone # or drop in to the bar and let us know you can help. Thank you so very much to the current volunteers. We couldn’t do it without you!
HOURS AND SCHEDULE - SUNDAYS AND MONDAYS CLOSED - TUESDAYS, OPEN –4PM – 9PM (OR LATER) DARTS 6PM-9PMWEDNESDAYS , OPEN - 2PM-8PM THURSDAYS, OPEN – 2PM – 8PM (OR LATER) WEDNESDAYS, EUCHRE - 2PM-4PM, WEDNESDAYS, BINGO 6:30PM - 10PM, 1ST AND 3RD. THURSDAY OF THE MONTH FRIDAYS, OPEN 2PM-9PM (OR LATER) MEAT DRAW – 3PM-6PM - BURGERS 5PM7PM SATURDAYS, OPEN 2PM to WHENEVERDANCES OR EVENTS AS BOOKED
. Alcoholics Anonymous group meetings in our basement every Monday at 7:30. Please spread the word.
A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman". She started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?" Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?" He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by email lately." Later that day, the blonde teenager came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" the startled husband asked. "Yes, she replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a $10.00 tip. “And, by the way," the teenager added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."

Greenland is the largest island in the world.

He Said / She Said...but Jim is always Wrong









HOW TO STOP A GOSSIP Mildred, the small town gossip and self-appointed monitor of church morals, was always one to stick her nose into other people's business. Most members of the congregation did not approve of her intrusions, but she was feared, so all maintained their silence. She took that fatal step too far one day, when she accused Frank, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the small town's only bar all afternoon. She emphatically told Frank (in front of several others) that EVERYONE SEEING THAT PICKUP THERE WOULD KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOING! Frank, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment then just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing. Later that evening, Frank quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house, walked home ....and left it there ......all night.
I told Cyndi she should embrace her mistakes....so she hugged me.
"A young man with his pants hanging half off his rear, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job. I don't like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing." The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2018 Mercedes-Benz GT, and he will supply all of your clothes." "Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say, but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive." The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bull-shittin' me!" The social worker said, "Yeah, well . . . You started it . . . . “

WEDDING VOWS SHOULD INCLUDE......."DO YOUR PROMISE TO ALWAYS HELP HIM FIND HIS STUFF THAT IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM?"BECAUSE YOU WILL BE DOING THAT FOREVER!
Jim asks, “God, why did you make Cyndi so beautiful?” God responded, ”So you would love her.” Then Jim asks, “But God, why did you make her so dumb?” God replied, “So she would love you.”



So, Cyndi sends me a text on a cold winter morning: "Windows frozen, won't
Jim texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and then gently tap edges with hammer." Cyndi texts back 10 minutes later. "Computer really messed up now."
Afternoon Sex
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie" with their 8-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighbourhood activities. "There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he shouted. He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation: "An ambulance just drove by!" "Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out.
"Matt's riding a new bike!" "Looks like the Sanders are moving! ' "Jason is on his skate board! " After a few moments he announced, "The Coopers are having sex!!" Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed. Dad cautiously called out, "How do you know they're having sex?" "Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle."



Cyndi texted me a selfie in a new dress and asked "Does this make my butt look big”? I texted back "Noo!" My phone autocorrected my response to "Moo!" Please send help!


Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back; now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
My loving wife of 5 years replied,
"And, can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"


Cyndi says to Jim... "I
Jim replies: "kitchen, bathroom, livingroom". Jim is MIA.
According to my nipples, summer
Cyndi
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One of my friends told me about a powerful lesson in her daughter's high school class this winter. They're learning about the Salem Witch Trials, and their teacher told them they were going to play a game. "I'm going to















Clocks go back this week. I’m setting mine
Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian." ...Henry Ford
Girl: I'm a socialist Me: (trying to impress her) I don't understand economics either

2024 ANNUAL FAMILY TRADITIONS HOOT HELD IN SPRUCEDALE, RAISES $6,000 FOR MUSKOKA PARRY SOUND SEXUAL ASSAULT SERVICES
(in this picture: Volunteer Coordinator for Muskoka Parry Sound Sexual Assault Services Martina Cole and ‘HOOT’ Coordinator Tina Turley)

The 16TH ANNUAL Family Traditions “HOOT” was held in Sprucedale on an extremely hot day, June 15th. Large crowds, great music and vendors brought out people from near and far and even the sky high temperatures didn’t keep people from having a great time and having fun. Kindness and generosity raised $6,000 for Muskoka Parry Sound Sexual Assault Services Peer to Peer Mentorship Program. It was a wonderful event with the donation going to a much needed group.
(In this picture, Peer to Peer Mentors Denyse Pigeau-Kelly , Tina Turley and Heather Panton)
Tina said, “ I would like to thank all the volunteers and the musicians who gave their time and talent at the 2024 Annual Family Traditions HOOT. Also to all those who attended and gave so generously toward our charity this year. The Muskoka Parry Sound Sexual Assault ServicesPeer to Peer Mentorship Program. Because of all of you we raised $6,000 for the program. Thank you, thank you, thank you all so much for your continued support of the


Education on Communication
Deborah Bussey
This article is written without prejudice.
I want to share an interesting event that occurred late this summer that was both enlightening as well as over the top stressful. It was late Tuesday afternoon on a B E A U Tiful warm summer day. I had been out trying to clean up grass clippings from our walkway and give the puppy pool a good scrub down.
Out of the corner of my eye I see a dark vehicle coming up our driveway. I initially thought it was my boss, Jimmy, stopping by to harass me LOL. Nope, turns out it was a man I did not recognize. He mumbled something as he exited his car and walked towards me. The only thing I heard clearly was his first name and that he was on his way home and thought he would stop in to tell me we didn’t have a building permit for our home.
Now I admit, at first, I thought this must be a joke. Jimmy has put this guy up to rattling my cage. So, my responses were reflective of that scenario. A little sarcastic and encased in humour....to a point.
I half chuckled saying “Oh Really?” I found him to be a little stiff and his tone strong and matter of fact which only added to what I thought was a great trick on Deb. He was quite serious and indicated that we would have to hire an engineer to come and inspect to ensure the house was built to code. I asked how that was my problem and shouldn’t they go after the person who built the place? He answered saying that he would hate for me to move on only to have the new owners (our place was on the market) come back and sue us. He said we could lose everything and possibly be homeless. ARE YOUR FREAKING SERIOUS????
I asked how much this error by whomever was going to cost. He indicated the last one was $11,000. Now the words “Are you Freaking Serious?” came out of my mouth. I told him to take it up with the previous owners....the one who built the place. He said they can’t because he’s passed. I reminded him that we didn’t just buy from him alone and his wife was still very much alive.
The conversation continued and he mentioned that there was a building permit for the construction of the barn but not the house. Now my mind was going 1,000 miles an hour and I was trying to process all this information.
I asked him how he came upon this information. He stated he was on the internet and came across our listing. He then pulled our file and that’s when he noticed there was no building permit.
Shit just got real for me ..... you’re on the internet, see our listing then pull our file and because a building permit is not there you just drop by to scare the living bejesus out of me??? Now I was firing on all cylinders and said to myself this was a) not a joke and b) this guy has to work for either the municipality or some government agency. Hmmmm This whole thing seemed very bazar to me.
Now I started firing questions at him. I wanted to know

HOOT. See you next year!”
The 17th Annual ‘HOOT” will be held, June 14th 2025, back at the same wonderful location, 918 Second Avenue in Sprucedale. Please watch for their flyer coming out soon!
Camping will be available on site. Please email Tina at tinaturley@live.com to reserve your spot. Rough camping only. Please reserve early as there are limited spots available, and you know you don’t want to miss this fantastic event! Sprucedale Senior’s Friendship Club events Mondays at 1 pm Ladies Euchre, men welcome; 7pm Dabber Bingo doors open at 6 pm.
Mixed Euchre Thursday at 7:00 pm these events take place at the Community Centre, 31 William Street.
SPRUCEDALE DRAGONFLY CAFÉ IS OPEN! - ThursSat 9 am - 3 pm – 2415 Hwy 518. Downtown Sprucedale - Coffee & Baked Goods - Artisan Breads - “Nurturing community through coffee, conversation and meaningful collaboration” FREE WIFI! Breakfast & Lunch items Artisan Breads, TO pre-order artisan bread products, email your order by Monday at noon for pick up on Thursday. EMAIL: cheers-dragonfly@gmail.com the Dragonfly Cafe IS HOSTING a marketplace for local

how this could even be possible? Who didn’t do their due diligence? Why is this now my problem? Who exactly are you?
To make a very long story kinda short he really couldn’t answer my questions other than to say he was trying to help us and we had to get an engineer in to inspect and produce a Building Permit.
I may have said I would sue our lawyer who should have caught this on closing as we had title insurance, or I’d sue the previous owners which I doubt very much would have constructed the home without a building permit as he was not that kind of man or perhaps sue the township for not doing their due diligence and causing undue stress to me!
He then mentioned a retired engineer in Powassan who would do it for substantially less than some of the others out there, he was close and he just wanted to help us out.
At this point I’m getting angry. How could I be held responsible for what somebody else failed to do? Why was it going to cost me thousands of dollars 30 years after the fact?
I even mentioned that I found it hard to believe that an inspector would drive to our property, come up our long driveway, park in front of our large home to inspect a “barn” permit and not ensure the home had a permit on file! How is that even possible? How did they ever establish our tax rate? Why did it take 30 years to discover?
So now alarm bells are going off and I want this guy gone so I can process this.
He was saying how he was trying to make things less stressful for homeowners ... meanwhile I’m freaking out on the inside! He asked if the foundation was poured or block as he was walking towards the door to our house. I abruptly said “Excuse me!” so he would turn to face me. I answered his question then said “I’d like your email address so I can ask you some questions regarding this once I’ve had a chance to check our files.” None of this was making any sense. A voice in my head said ask for a business card so you can clarify if he is for real.
He said that I would know these things if I was from around here. Uh oh ..... here it comes. As a matter of fact, I am from “around” here, I grew up here! He asked me where and I told him Loring. Eye brows raised he said really....he grew up in Port. REALLY!!!! He went to his car to get a business card and when I looked at the last name I did not recognize it and told him so. He asked for my last name and when I told him he immediately changed....and I mean immediately.
He apparently went to school and was good friends with my nephew and nieces. A small world suddenly became quite cozy! Speaking about due diligence hmmmmmm. Holding his business card I now realized he worked for the Municipality.
After he left, I immediately pulled every file we had then got on the phone and called Parry Sound District who put me in touch with The Planning Board and the Ministry of Municipal Affairs and Housing out of Sudbury.
There is a lot I could tell you about how stressed out I was and how it turned out that it was all totally unnecessary but there are lessons pertaining to this little fiasco. The first lesson is don't go off half cocked....pun intended. lol If due diligence had been done, a) he would have known my last name which would have been a huge clue for him who I was - let me clarify....it's not that I'm so important but I do have solid roots here, just saying b) he
artisans and collectors on Fridays and Saturdays, 9:00 AM - 2:30 PM. Interested vendors may rent tables for $20 per table per day ( if available, first come first serve) by emailing cheers.dragonfly@gmail.com. Everyone is welcome to visit, enjoy food and beverages, and explore the art and treasures on display. Hope to see you there!!
- “Tables for Artisans” Dear Friends, We invite you to rent tables to showcase and sell your handmade items, art, collectibles, and more in the Sprucedale United Church sanctuary on Fridays and Saturdays from 9am to 2:30 pm. (Limited tables so first come first serve weekly) The rental fee of $20 per table per day will support the United Church. During these hours, our cafe will be open, providing a convenient spot for attendees to take a break and enjoy the diverse offerings. For additional information, please message us or come on in
— Sprucedale United Church on Sundays, 9:30 am Everyone Is Welcome Here! We are working to create a community hub for everyone. If you have an idea on how to bring people together like a Book Club, Game Night, Music Class, Cooking Group, Local Artists, Musician and Farmers, just to name a few. Sprucedale United Church, 2415 ON-518, Service Sunday 9:30 am. Thursday Dominoes at 1:30 pm
Sprucedale Faith Chapel, 63 Henry Street, Sprucedale. - Sunday services at 10:30 am. Ladies Bible Study, Tuesday’s at 9:45 am to 12 pm. General Bible Study weekly on Thursday’s at 7:00 pm. First and last Friday of each month is game night 7- 9pm. Kids Club weekly from 1-5 pm Starting in November. Sprucedale Faith Chapel, 63 Henry Street, Sprucedale. Sunday services at 10:30 am. Ladies Bible Study, every 2 nd Tuesday’s for Summer at 9:45 am to 12 pm. General Bible Study weekly on Thursday’s at 7:00 pm. For more information email Pastor Dallas; sprucedalefaithchapel@gmail.com
WEDNESDAYS - Stay On Your Feet Class – FREE Every Wednesday at 1:30 pm. No need to register – just show up and have fun. At the Sprucedale Community Centre. The Sprucedale Seniors are asking for Food Bank donations to help with families at Thanksgiving and the upcoming Christmas season. Donations are being asked from the people attending Ladies Euchre, Mixed Euchre and our Dabber Bingo they are also asking the community for help to keep our Food Bank supplied. Items can be dropped off Monday’s 12-1 pm; 5-6pm; Thursday 6-7 pm. & “;It takes a Village” shared responsibility, together we can, unity is strength, community support.
I don’t approve of political jokes. I’ve seen too many of them get elected.
would have located the lost document which miraculously appeared thus illiminating this whole stressful process c) he could have approached the whole matter quite differently by calling or writing a letter to address his concerns d) choose language that is more likely to create a positive outcome then a defensive response e) start by identifying yourself with your business card in hand.
I even offered to help him with ways he could improve on his approach in future. He did not acknowledge my offer nor did he ever apologize for his error in this.
I did learn that you cannot obtain a "Building Permit" without first obtaining a "Septic Permit" and these offices "communicate". Red flag....maybe lol. Interesting co-inkydink though.
That's okay, the document was found.... end of story. Well....not quite. I met with his boss to try and use this as a learning tool going forward. Wonderful conversation with his boss. As to how it was handled....your guess is as good as mine.
I was shocked to learn from one of the representatives at the Ministry of Municipal Affairs and Housing that these officials have the "authority" to come on your property at any time!!!!! Really? I thought the proper way to handle things was to call and make an appointment or write a letter of request. When did we lose our rights as home/land owners? If there is something illegal going on I could fully understand how that would be justified but over a building permit????? Seriously?
She went on to say that my questions reqgarding the process and how it was conducted will be utilized as a "recommenation on the process" to council i.e. a learning curve tool. If further dissatissfied I could write to the Ontario Ombudsman's complaints department and ask for the Municipality to be accountable to the area residents. Other than that there is little I can do. Hmmmm
Now I have no ill will towards the man or the Township office but it is a huge lesson for home owners to be aware. Check your files and ensure your i's are dotted and your t's crossed because you never know if one day you will be home alone and somebody just shows up at your door claiming it's going to cost you thousands to fix something that has nothing to do with you. It reminds me of why door to door solicitation has been banned. Too many seniors are taken advantage of because they are too trusting. Well.....I may be a senior but I still have a marble or two and this whole thing is just wrong on too many levels.IMHO I don't need any help turning my hair grey thank you very much! I go back to the title of my article....this was an education on communication. I know I learned something.... the question is did the other party? Time will tell.
Get your ducks in a row! Just saying
If you have a complaint that you would like to be heard by the Ombudsman you can reach them several ways.
Write: Office of the Ombudsman of Ontario 483 Bay Street, 10th Floor, South Tower
Toronto, Ontario M5G 2C9
Call: 1-800-263-1830 Fax: 1-866-863-2560
TTY (teletypewriter) 1-866-411-4211
Email: info@ombudsman.on.ca
Visit their website: www.ombudsman.on.ca
This might be an interesting follow up for CBC's Marketplace just saying! lol



2024 Order of Whitestone: Bill Church
The Council of the Municipality of Whitestone is pleased to announce the 2024 Recipient of the Order of Whitestone, Mr. Bill Church. The Order of the Municipality of Whitestone is awarded to a deserving person who has enriched the lives of others in our community.
Bill Church, born and raised in Toronto, built his life and career in the city, working for the TTC and raising his family there. After retiring, he and his wife Beverley, a native of Ardbeg, moved to Whitestone in 1995, where he quickly became an integral part of the community. His passion for environmental stewardship led him to join the Whitestone Lake Road Association and the Hagerman Ratepayers, through which he championed pollution control initiatives, including a lakefront septic testing program. He also dedicated 14 years to public service as a Member of Council, holding roles as both Reeve and Mayor, where he focused on local growth and environmental preservation.

Beyond his official duties, Bill has remained a committed
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ment extends to the Waubuno Shrine
community spirit and support. Bill credits much
Thank you to Bill for
Fun Facts, Canada: Stout Canadians Like Me With Dog On A Root
- jim Young, LORING, ON

“Mmm boy! Are you fat!” - attributed to Reginald Van Gleason, III by Tony Blundetto in the Sopranos Christmas is fast approaching and children’s thoughts may be turning to “visions of sugarplums” and other Christmas goodies. Many adults, on the other hand, will be dreading those same things, more concerned about the effects those sugarplums and other Christmas goodies are going to have on the bathroom scales.
Of course it’s not really the bathroom scale that’s the problem at hand, is it? The weight scale is only a barometer we use to track increases and decreases (mostly increases) in our body weight. We use this number, relative to our sex, age and height to calculate our dreaded BMI (Body Mass Index).

Attempting to manage that, is gonna take some of the fun out of Christmas.
My current BMI is 34.4. That makes me obese for a man my height and age. “Obese” is such an ugly word though. I prefer “plump” or “paunchy”. How about “stout”? That sounds kind of classy. It’s also a type of beer which is part of what got me into this mess in the first place.
So “stout” it is. If I was just 6 feet 11.9 inches tall, I’d be in the “normal” range and wouldn’t be able to refer to myself as “stout”. (And you thought I was going to say something ridiculous

like I had to be 7’ tall, didn’t you?)
When I joined the Sebastopol Township Volunteer Fire Department many years ago, I was sent for a physical. After Dr. B. Good (real name) in Eganville examined me, he asked, “What do you think about your weight?”
“I’m a little embarrassed by it,” I replied, “and I wish you hadn’t brought it up.”
But my BMI, age and overall physical condition were much better then, than they are now and the Fire Department was in dire need of volunteers so Dr. B. Good signed my papers and I joined the force.
There is a lot of concern about obesity in Canada these days. I am just one of the 27.32% Canadians living with obesity.
Of course, “unhealthy eating behaviour” is only 1 of the many causes of obesity with the others being, lack of physical activity, insufficient quality sleep, high amounts of stress, health conditions, genetics, medicines and environment. So I can’t blame it all on beer and wings.
But before we collectively go beating ourselves up too much, let’s take some comfort in knowing that Canada is not the most obese country in the world.
According to WHO (World Health Organization) in 2024, 42.87% of Americans are obese. This may not be surprising when you consider the next President of the United States is such a big fan of McDonald’s. Way to be a role model, Donald!
Trump’s BMI of 30.5 puts him in the medically obese category as well. Sorry, I mean “stout”.
And if you look at the WHO chart of 191 countries listed, Canada is way down the list at 76. Sitting at 13, even the U.S. didn’t make the top 10.
You might be surprised to know these are the top 10 countries in the world that suffer the highest rates of obesity.
Tonga (South Pacific)
Nauru (Northeast of Australia)
Tuvalu (South Pacific)
Samoa (South Pacific)
The Bahamas (Caribbean)
Marshall Islands (Central Pacific)
Saint Kitts and Nevis (Caribbean)
Kiribati (Central Pacific)
Micronesia (Northwestern Pacific)
Kuwait (Middle East)
More than ½ of these countries don't even have a McDonald’s. And if you look at the list, almost all of these countries are south of the equator with the remaining few only a short distance north of the equator. Perhaps it was all those Caribbean vacations that caused my obesity. I don’t suppose there’d be much point in filing a lawsuit against Cuba for their part in my poor health.
In the meantime, go ahead this Christmas and sample all of those delicious, delights that are tempting you. Enjoy them guilt free knowing that as a whole, Canada is much better off than almost 40% of the rest of the world. - 30To read more of jim’s articles, visit www.dogonaroot.com


all have together. Don't let the grown up in you stop enjoying the special moments, joy and fun you can have with others. We are still kids at heart. Don't take yourself so seriously. Growing up happens so quickly...I didn't think it would happen so quickly. I thought for sure it would take longer. The older you are, the faster time flies. Like I have said before, it's like a roll of toilet paper, the closer to the centre, the faster it goes.
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ALMAGUIN: The ARBF Armour Ryerson Burk’s Falls Agricultural society would like to congratulate Emily Keown, she has placed 13th in Texas which places her 16th in the world in Extreme Cowboy. We would thank her for all her hard work in bringing extreme cowboy and light horse events to our fall fair. Emily lives in Burks Falls and we’re hometown proud of her.





















