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Servicing the Almaguin & Parry Sound Districts

BOWLING FOR BOOBS

Dan Lawrence Bowling for Boobs! Always a delight when we can have a great time and raise some money for a great cause.

Last Thursday, alooooot of people came together and raised $3,780.00 for the mammography program at the Huntsville Hospital. The enthusiasm, creativity and excitement was off the charts and the generosity will go a long way in equipping the hospital to help better serve woman and keeping them safe.

Thanks everyone for their participation! #youbelonghere

It’s never to early to start thinking about Christmas. Come in and check out our large selection of toys and Christmas decorations.

We also have a good stock of snowblowers.

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PARRY SOUND GIRLFRIENDS WEEKEND DENIM & DIAMONDS EDITION 2024

Grab your Girlfriends and join us Downtown for our 8th annual Parry Sound Girlfriends’ Weekend, DENIM & DIAMONDS edition!

This is our 8th annual Girlfriends’ Weekend!!

This started when Black Friday was becoming a big thing and businesses downtown wanted to show what they had to offer before everyone spent all their

money on Amazon.

The event has grown each year with attendance up to 400 ladies. Through covid, we extended the event to be “Girlfriends’ WEEK” ensuring everyone stayed safe while we were limited in store capacity.

I’ve just updated our website, event registration page and our new app that will be used to tour participants around for the shuttle bus, shopping loop, pub crawl and workshop stops. Registration opens November 1st at 9am, Event Details:Registration opens November 1st at 9am. https://downtownparrysound.ca/event/parry-sound-girlfriends-weekend-2024/ You must register to receive in store deals, specials and treats. To access to our NEW interactive, digital event booklet to participate, please download the DRIFTSCAPE app in your favorite app store before you arrive. We will have a few paper copies but you don’t want to miss the fun inside the app this year including contests & prizes!

FREE REGISTRATION: Access to the Welcome Party with snacks and drinks & a free shopping bag, Digital booklet to take advantage of all promotions from downtown businesses & Shuttle bus access. Add a Surprise Bag: Exclusive, Denim & Diamonds themed

surprise gifts, thoughtfully curated from many of your favorite shops including Wood and Heart Design Co., I Branched Out & Moon River Apothecary, Downtown dollars to spend and more. Over $50 dollar value for only $20 – only 100 available FUN FRIDAY: WELCOME PARTY: Join us starting at 4 and until 8pm inside the Beatty Building at 26 James Street. Northern Paradise will be there to snap photos of your and your girlfriends. Don’t forget this years theme is DENIM & DIAMONDS. We’ll have snacks & treats and KH Management will be serving up a tasty Girlfriends’ cocktail. This is where you can pick up your free shopping bag and SURPRISE BAG (if purchased). We’ll help you download the new digital booklet or you can get a head start and download the DRIFTSCAPE app in your favorite app store.

SHUTTLE BUS: 5-9:00pm – Shops will be open until 8 pm on Friday, and we’ve hired you a ride so you don’t have to carry all your bags! Loop can be found in the app and will run approximately every 20 minutes.

Above & Beyond Annual Fashion Show is Friday Check out their ad on Pg B12 Girlfreinds Continued on Pg B2

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Navigating Winter Months:

The Benefits of Senior Living Communities with Justine Landry

The winter months can pose unique challenges, from increased isolation to hazardous outdoor conditions. Embracing life in a senior living community can offer a solution to these winter woes.

Ongoing Health Checkups: One of the standout advantages of retirement living is the accessibility to comprehensive health checkups. Imagine having an in-house primary care team and licensed staff members dedicated to ensuring your health remains a top priority.

Regular checkups not only catch potential health issues early but also provide peace of mind, knowing that you are proactively managing your well-being.

Connection and Friendships Winter often brings shorter days and longer nights, which can impact your social life. Senior living communities provide a vibrant and supportive environment where friends and family are welcome. Residents enjoy a plethora of activities which help foster a sense of connection with neighbours in the community.

Maintaining Exercise and Activity Staying active during winter can be particularly challenging, but senior living communities provide the ideal location to maintain regular exercise for overall well-being. With dedicated fitness space and comfortable indoor corridors, residents can easily incorporate physical activity into their daily routine. The result? A healthier appetite, fewer aches and pains, improved sleep, and an overall boost in well-being.

Outdoor Hazards Winter weather brings its fair share of hazards, especially for seniors.

Icy conditions, snowfall and the need for home upkeep can be daunting.

Senior living communities alleviate these concerns by providing on-site staff for maintenance and eliminating the need for residents to navigate outdoor hazards. From fitness classes to grocery shopping, everything is conveniently available within the community, sparing seniors from the worries of winter responsibilities and ensuring a safe and worry-free environment.

Many senior living communities are equipped with backup generators or alternative power sources, enhancing safety during severe storms. This proactive approach further emphasizes the commitment to providing a secure living space for seniors, even in the face of winter’s challenges.

Winter months need not be a source of worry for seniors. Embracing the warmth and support of a senior living community not only addresses the challenges of winter but also creates an environment that promotes social interaction, physical activity and overall well-being. It’s a season of life to be enjoyed, free from the burdens that winter may bring elsewhere.

Justine Landry, Manager of Operations Autumnwood Mature Lifestyle Communities

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NOVEMBER 1ST CONTRIBUTORS TAMARA BAIN CATHARINA BOWERS A.J. BURK MARY ANN BRUNELLE DEBORAH BUSSEY CYNDI CULBERT BERNIE GIESLER KELVIN HILL DOROTHY REYNARD-HOPSON TRACEY HANNAH LINDA HOWSE DEBBIE IRELAND LISA LAHN JUSTINE LANDRY DAN LAWRENCE STEPHEN LEHMAN BOB NUNN DANNY RANDALL ULIE SHAW JAMES SHEDDEN ROD URQUHART LINDA WEST PETER WYATT

Life Styles

…… “Frosty mornings greet the dawn, A silver veil upon the lawn.

November nights are crisp and drawn, With stars that shimmer, nearly gone.” — Unknown Here we go, into the abyss and the last weeks of 2024.

What a whirl wind of a year this has been and it seems to have gone quicker than ever.. I guess that’s what growing older does to you! It’s a little rainy and miserable out as I look out my office window, well, of course it is… It’s Halloween! Always seems to play out with rain, but I think last year the kids had to trudge through the snow!

Hunting season is upon us, I remember the excitement in our house when I was a little kid, Dad would be like a kid on Christmas morning as he headed to deer camp with the Burn’s brothers in Sprucedale. They seemed to be pretty successful in those days and everyone had stocked freezers over the winter months. The villages were buzzing with men in camo, not unlike now….. but then again in our area you can see lots of camo clothing going on any time of year! It is strange though, whenever Jim pulls out his camo jacket to hit the trails or he grabs his blaze orange, our big Newfoundland Henry goes crazy! Aren’t you supposed to blend in with camo colouring?

I am excited to start thinking about Christmas, creating, shopping, watching Christmas movies. Personally, I wish this season would last longer as its here and gone before we blink an eye.

Please go out and buy a poppy, buy three or four as you will need them to go through month. The poppy fund does wonderful things for our Legions. Many of them have Remembrance Day Ceremonies, Please try to honour our veterans, those who have fallen, those who live on and those who still fight to keep us save. ….. It isn’t just one day a year, it is all year through… ‘Lest We Forget’ So much going on this month, there are even some Christmas activities happening and Santa and his crew are going to ski into Kearney on the weekend and fight the cold water! I’s a great event and we just might see you there! Enjoy your early November! …. See you around our towns……. Cyndi

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Dog On A Root An Obituary For Rod Urquhart, Award Winning Author

- jim Young, LORING, ON

“If any of you cry at my funeral, I’ll never speak to you again.” Stan Laurel I once had an uncle who resisted going to funerals more than most. My aunt would have to cajole him into attending. When she finally broke my uncle down and got him to reluctantly agree to go, my uncle would inevitably say, “Fine. I’ll go. But I won’t have a good time.”

To be fair to my uncle, “funeral ceremonies” of the day were sombre and sad events unlike many “Celebrations of Life” that are held in honour of the deceased today.

Although the name itself might suggest otherwise, there was never much “fun” at any “funeral” I’ve ever attended.

The Celebration Of Life concept on the other hand, became popular in the western world in the 1970s.

Many believe it originated with the Irish and their custom of holding “wakes” which are often a happier celebration in honour of the deceased.

The Celebration Of Life held this past Sunday in Newmarket for Rod (Talk Turkey with Urqey) Urqhuart fit more into the category of a “wake” As you are very likely aware by now, my esteemed colleague Rod Urqhuart succumbed to his battle with cancer, signing off with his final “- 30 -” on October 12, 2024.

“Succumbed” doesn’t really seem like the right word here. Inevitably of course, everyone who battles

cancer will eventually “succumb” to it, if not something else along the way. Rod accepted that premise but invoked a codicil to prolong the battle long past his originally designated “due date”. Instead Rod insisted on making it to the final round just as Rocky Balboa chose to do against Apollo Creed.

Personally I never met Rod, but I think I got to know him pretty well through our email correspondence. Rod was more of a “digital pen pal” if you will. He was also a mentor of sorts. We had plans to

meet this past summer somewhere between his final rounds, but his cancer had other plans. That was my loss.

When Cyndi and Jim (owners of the Great North Arrow) and I arrived at the Roadhouse & Rose Funeral Home and took our seats I leaned over to Jim and noted, “I thought funeral homes were supposed to be like libraries where everyone whispered.”

But don’t get me wrong. The conversations being shared in the chapel were far from irreverent nor did they suggest even a hint of disrespect.

Rod’s family and friends, who all knew Rod much better than I did, also knew that tears and sadness were forbidden at this event. Rod, through his beloved wife Aase made that abundantly clear.

Each speaker took his or her turn sharing their thoughts and memories of Rod as professionally as you might expect of the headliner at Yuk-Yuk’s. And for the first time in my life, I heard and participated in applauding eulogies.

There were a few very minor, perfectly understandable and forgivable slips here and there but for the most part the speakers all bravely honoured Rod’s last wishes.

As the music of each song that was played in honour of Rod, from “The Theme from Rocky” to “Knocking on Heaven’s Door” began, every friend and family member could be seen smiling and nodding their heads.

They were nods of approval reflecting the appropriateness of the tune consistent with their individual memories of Rod. Tears for a lost loved one are often used to gauge the degree to which we loved the departed and how much we will miss them. I didn’t see too many tears shed for Rod that day. Rather, the gauge used to demonstrate the love and admiration we all had for Rod was not tears, but laughter. And judging by the laughter that emanated from the Roadhouse & Rose Funeral Home

in Newmarket last Sunday, there can be no doubt just how much Rod Urquhart will be missed.

So long Rod, here’s to laughter!

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“He was the best friend I never had”.

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Let’s Ask Santa Santa’s Reindeer Last year 8 year old Ethan M. from South River wrote to Santa and asked “How many reindeer does Santa have at the North Pole?”

Would you like to take a guess?

I’ll bet you can’t name all of Santa’s Reindeer.

Sometimes even I have difficulty remembering all of their names.

That’s because I have well over 200 reindeer. Yes, it’s true.

But they don’t all pull my sleigh on Christmas Eve. Each of my many reindeer has his or her own job to do leading up to and on Christmas Eve while the same eight or nine of my reindeer are selected every year to pull my sleigh around the world.

So how many of those famous nine reindeer can you name?

Almost everyone can remember Rudolph’s name.

He is my most famous reindeer.

As you probably know, Rudolph doesn’t fly with me every year. Rudolph only accompanies me when there is bad weather on Christmas Eve. Sometimes I will leave the North Pole on a clear night without Rudolph and he surprises me by showing up at one of my stops later in the evening.

My elves at the North Pole stay up all night on Christmas Eve to monitor my flight and keep an eye on any changes in the weather. If the weather has changed along my route they will send Rudolph out to

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join me and the other reindeer before we run into the bad weather.

If you know the Clement C. Moore poem, “A Visit From Saint Nicholas” you might remember the rest of the reindeer names.

Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen.

That’s mostly correct, but the last two names are actually Donder and Blixem.

I don’t know why Mr. Moore changed their names for his poem. Perhaps Donner and Blitzen just sounded better.

So if you want to really impress all your friends, now you can tell them you know the real names of the reindeer that pull Santa’s sleigh on Christmas Eve. Love Santa Editor’s Note Boys and girls - don’t forget to write to Santa to tell him what you want for Christmas. Address your Christmas Wish List to: Santa Claus, North Pole, H0H 0H0 and drop it off at your closest Canada Post Office. You don’t even need a stamp. Be sure to include your name and address so Santa can write back to you.

But if you or your Moms and Dads have a special question for Santa that you’ve always wondered about, you can send your questions to: Let’s Ask Santa c/o The Great North Arrow Jim Shedden PO Box #210 MAGNETAWAN, Ont; P0A 1P0 Or email them to: NorthPoleCity@outlook.com.

Santa will try to answer your questions and we will print the best ones in upcoming editions of the Great North Arrow.

DECEMBER 7TH- POWASSAN SANTA CLAUS PARADE – As always it will be the first Saturday in December. It starts at 6:00 pm. It travels down Main Street to Clark down to Edward across to South Street where it disperses. Watch for the posters around town coming soon.

PARRY SOUND NOVEMBER 30TH - PARRY SOUND SANTA CLAUS PARADE AND HOLIDAY TRAIN EVENT TOGETHER THIS YEAR! THE PARADE STARTS AT NOON AND THE HOLIDAY TRAIN TRAVELS INTO PARRY SOUND AT 4PM! SUNDRIDGE DECEMBER 8TH- 3PM- - Santa Claus parade Sunday Dec 8th 3pm. Come and join us!! . Let me know if you are keen and I can send an email link to order your costume.

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BURK’S FALLS - NOVEMBER 9TH – 9AM-3PM - ARBF Agricultural Society’s CHRISTMAS MARKET - FOOD I CRAFTS I GIFTS DOOR PRIZES I MUCH MORE BURK’S FALLS MEMORIAL ARENA - (KARL CROZIER ROOM - UPSTAIRS) BURK’S FALLS - NOVEMBER 9TH - LAND OF LAKES IS HOSTING A CRAFT SALE! MORE INFO TO FOLLOW! CALLANDER - NOVEMBER 16TH- 9AM-3PM-OSPREY MARKET . “SUPPORTING HOPE AWAITS” 207 OSPREY CRESCENT IN THE CLUBHOUSE AT OSPREY LINKS..

CONTACT: DEBBIEBURTON21.GMAiL.COM CALLANDER - NOVEMBER 16TH- 9AM-3PM- WINTER AND HOLIDAY VENDOR MARKET SALE - 198 Swale Street, Callander. KIDS CRAFT CORNER, LIVE MUSIC WITH JOSH DIMMEL DUNCHURCH- NOVEMBER 1ST AND 2ND – FRIDAY, 3PN-7PM, SATURDAY, 9AM-1 PM at the DUNCHURCH COMMUNITY CENTRE KATRINE- NOVEMBER 16TH - Open from 10:00am 2:00pm CHRISTMAS CRAFT SALE AT THE KATRINE COMMUNITY CENTRE UNIQUE CHRISTMAS GIFTS - HANDCRAFTED ITEMS, PRE-MADE DECORATIONS, AND MORE! VENDORS WANTED TO REGISTER AS A VENDOR, PLEASE VISIT WWW.ARMOURTOWNSHIP.CA $25 per table KEARNEY NOVEMBER 16TH 9AM-2PM- -KEARNEY LEGION BRANCH 276 CHRISTMAS BAZAAR - Lots of Vendors -Honey, Bees Wax Candles ,Pet Supplies, Baking, Woodworking, Handcrafted Items, Jewelry, stained glass, Bon Sai Wire Sculptures, 50/50, and so much more! Lunch Available MAGNETAWAN- DECEMBER 7TH -ANNUAL CHRISTMAS MARKET AT CHRISTMAS MARKET AT THE COMMUNITY CENTRE McKELLAR - NOVEMBER 16TH-McKELLAR CHRISTMAS MARKET - IOAM-IPM - MCKELLAR COMMUNITY CENTRE -701 Hwy. 124, McKellar SHOP OVER 50 VENDORS-VISIT SANTA IIAM-IPM- FOOD/DRINKS BY DOMINO’S PIZZA- FESTIVE BONFIRE TO TOAST MARSHMALLOWS-ENTER TO WIN THE MCKELLAR PUBLIC LIBRARY GIFT BASKET- TRY YOUR LUCK WITH THE LIONS “GRAND IN YOUR HAND” LOTTERY- ENJOY THE LIONS FAMOUS POPCORN- DROP OFF SANTA LETTERS IN THE LIBRARY- HELP THE LIONS FILL THEIR DONATION BOXES WITH TOYS AND NON PERISHABLE FOOD ITEMS. Money raisedwWill go towards the Lions Christmas Baskets and Toy Drive for families in Whitestone and McKellar. Volunteers needed to help deliver Christmas Baskets before Christmas, HOSTED BY THE MCKELLAR MARKET Follow us on Facebook and Instagram for further information. contact Joyce at joymbe1149@gmail.com FREE ENTRY NOVAR -LITTLE EXTRAS CRAFTS SHOW AND LUNCHEON NOVEMBER 10TH- 10AM-3PM- Novar Community Center 25 Laurie St, Novar GET YOUR CHRISTMAS SHOPPING DONE WHILE SUPPORTING LOCAL ARTISANS! Still accepting vendors for our 2nd Christmas Craft Sale at the Novar Community Center on Sunday November 10th. Send a PM if you would like a registration form to be a vendor.

PARRY SOUND – NOVEMBER 29TH AND 30TH – ONE OF A KIND CHRISTMAS SHOW - AT THE STOCKEY CENTRE- NOVEMBER 29TH- 2PM-7PM- The Twelfth Annual One-of-a-Kind Christmas Artisan Show- Saturday , November 30th – 10am-3pmPARRY SOUND – DECEMBER 7H- PARRY SOUND SENIORS ANNUAL Christmas Bazaar will be December 7th from 11am to 3pm. We have a bake table, craft table and auction table with many wonderful Christmas gift ideas. There will be share the wealth and door prize draws: one being two tickets for the Island Queen Cruise next season. We offer a soup and sandwich lunch for $10.00.

POWASSAN - DECEMBER 6TH – 4-8PM - $25 – OUTDOORS - $35-$45 INDOORS. EASTHOLME’S WINTER WONDERLAND - 62 BIG BEND AVE. SPRUCEDALE WEEKLY AT THE DRAGONFLY CAFÉ-“Tables for Artisans” Dear Friends, We invite you to rent tables to showcase and sell your handmade items, art, collectibles, and more in the Sprucedale United Church sanctuary on Fridays and Saturdays from 9am to 2:30 pm. (Limited tables so first come first serve weekly) The rental fee of $20 per table per day will support the United Church. During these hours, our cafe will be open, providing a convenient spot for attendees to take a break and enjoy the diverse offerings. For additional information, please message us or come on in SUNDRIDGE – NOVEMBER 23RD - 47th ANNUAL HIGHLAND CRAFT SHOW – SUNDRIDGE- is on for Saturday November 23rd, 9am to 2pm. Upstairs at the SSJ Arena, 14 Albert St. Sundridge. Message Stephanie, or email highlandcraftshow@gmail.com to book your table. As usual, donation to the Food Bank is the entrance fee.

Tables inside are $40 each.

SUNDRIDGE NOVEMBER 23RD-CHRISTMAS CRAFT SALE, 9AM-2PM – AT THE SSJ LEGION ANNUAL LEGION CHRISTMAS SALE - SUNDRDIGE LEGION

SUNDRIDGE - NOVEMBER 23rd – 9am-3pm-JOIN US FOR A CHRISTMAS !CRAFT SALE AT CENTENNIAL PUBLIC SCHOOL - proceeds are going to the school. FOR AN APPLICATION, PLEASE EMAIL: sundridgeparentcouncil@gmail.com TROUT CREEK - NOVEMBER 2ND- 9AM-1PM-Trout Creek Catholic Womens League Craft Sale and Lunch - Trout Creek Community Centre. Soup and Sandwich or Maple Chili with a bun , selection of desserts and a drink $10.00. Sewing, Crocheting Knitting , Soap Quilts Honey Wood Crafts, Art Work Jams and Preserves Baking, Metal Work Book Marks Used Books, Tote bags, Maple Syrup, Penny Sale - For more information contact Linda at 705-723-5784 Or Jo-Ann at 705-491-0138 IF YOU HAVE AN UP AND COMING CRAFT SHOW/ SALE/ EVENT, AND ARE LOOKING FOR VENDORS OR WOULD LIKE YOUR EVENT IN A LISTING, PLEASE CONTACT GNA – GREATNORTHARROW@ GMAIL.COM THIS IS NO CHARGE TO SUPPORT LOCAL COMMUNITY EVENTS AND ENCOURAGE COMMUNITY INVOLVEMENT AND SUCCESS

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TENDERFOOT TO KING’S SCOUT

Under the Moon

ETC & ALSO - Burk’s Falls and Area Scouting

A collection of “moon shots”

Calling all Volunteers! The saying, “what goes around, comes around” is true for scouting in the last 79 years. First edition of the Tenderfoot to King’s Scout handbook, printed in Canada 1945 and edited in 1947. Page 2 states how to become a boy scout, printing the Scout Promise and the Scout Law. The second line of the promise says, “To do my duty to God and the King. In the news we see how the current King is visiting various countries and shaking hands with its leaders.

Scouting in Burk’s Falls is very much alive and well and one thing we teach our youth is greeting each other with a “lefthand” shake. This is not a secret handshake, but a sign of trust, while offering our left hand, means we are dropping our defenses and with openness offer friendship. You can read more about how this practise originated in the history of Lord Baden Powell, our founder.

In the Almaguin Highlands, I am happy to report that we are thriving in membership, but with the one problem. We have a wait list for those wishing to joing the World Wide Movement of Scouting, but have to put those wanting to join scouts in Beavers, cubs, troop and venturers on a wait list.

Another saying you may have heard before with a slight modification, Uncle Samwyz wants you. Please consider becoming a leader and join our team of 12 existing Scouters in Burk’s Falls. Leaders and youth meet weekly Mondays and as an executive meet Monthly on Tuesday evenings. The positions needed are a Treasurer, Secretary and Section Leaders Yours in Scouting, Doug, aka Scouter Samwyz dougbrown812@gmail.com

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When I published “A Day in the Night” last October I immediately had requests for a paper back version that could be brought to the cottage and abused at will. So, I have decided to print the “Cottage Companion”. It’s the same book as the 11” x 11” Hard Cover -coffee table version only in a 6” x 9” soft cover format. I have also added another 44 pages (200 total) of photographs and the stories that go along with them.

To Order: You may send an etransfer to: sheddenphotography@gmail. com or mail a check or money order to: Great North Arrow, c/o: Jim Shedden, PO Box 201, Magnetawan, Ont; P0A1P0

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ARTISTICALLY SPEAKING DO WHAT YOU CAN

A.J.BURK It wasn't easy but I have made a bit adjustment in my life. I have been a member of the Burk's Falls Art and Crafts Club for many years. I served in a number of areas and did very well in selling my products. My greatest pleasure though were the members themselves. In addition to being the most artistically gifted people I know, they are also very caring and encouraging.

As I have been experiencing some health changes lately which has left me with reduced energy and time, I decided it was time to cut back on some of my activities. With that in mind, I have decided not to renew my BFACC membership. It wasn't easy but I can still pop into the Legion on Wednesday and see everyone while they work.

The last of our summer company went home the middle of last week so hubby and I have our home to ourselves and the animals. It has been difficult to adjust from seeing family members every day to knowing they are, once more, thousands of miles away. We have been very fortunate to be able to spend so much time with family so I am trying not to fuss.

We are still enjoy fall weather and colours so my daily walks are extra enjoyable.

I have a new favourite quote: Do what you can, with what you have, right where you are. T. Roosevelt Isn't that encouraging?

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The Best Fish & Chips in the North Monday, Thursday, When Cyndi &Wednesday, I are out delivering the GNA weFriday, always stop into Jake’s Place in Port Loring. We have tried pretty Saturday, Sunday-8:30 am-3pm much everything and keep going back. If you are in the neighbourhood, make sure to Tuesday stop by. The dining room has Closed been totaly renovated for the folks that would like to “eat in”.

“The food is always great and its just plain fun.”

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REMEMBERING ROD

With Bob Nunn Dear readers of The Great North Arrow For those who may not have yet heard it is with a heavy heart that l tell you that Rod Urquhart, a long time contributor to your paper has, after a 5 year struggle with cancer, past away Rod and l had been friends for over 40 years, his wife and mine being high school best friends and Maids of Honour at each other’s weddings. 24 years ago I sent Rod a short text of a small wilderness adventure l made, to which he replied; “Tell me more” I did and with his encouragement l expanded it into a humous short story, my first story l had ever written. With his continued encouragement l struggled and did more stories, some l have sent to Great North Arrow and to my astonishment they published them. Last year Rod complied many of my stories, which he always edited, into a booklet and presented it to me as a surprise for my 73rd birthday My stories will never reach the calibre of Rod’s but he always praised them anyways. Near Rod’s end his family asked friends to send in funny Rod stories which they compiled also into a book and presented to Rod now in deteriorating health at his 70th birthday in June Below is the story l contributed to Rod’s book of memories. It is based on true events but embellished

somewhat. After all Rod always told me; “Bob, Never let the truth get in the way of a good story” I hope you enjoy Bob Nunn Kearney ….. DOWN ON THE FARM Once upon a time Jacquie and Bob had a farm….. So many great ROD remembrances, but what one to narrate ? Ok…here’s one of our favourites l shall divulge, admittedly with some hazy and possibly much embellished recollections Down on the Farm Although it had no name, Green Acres, would have been an appropriate title to such a scattering of rouge untamed critters and unkempt weed ridden rocky fields. Green Acres was a “thriving” farming enterprise known for selling a dozen eggs for $1 and at a cost of production of $5 But with every farm operation there are at times a necessity to employ the occasional strong Farm Hand. At least for the less desirable hardship chores, necessitating implementation due to prolonged pro-

crastination of the proprietor Therein we “hired” our good friend Rod. We assumed Rod was very well equipped & qualified for all tasks at hand within the farming environs, being that Rod was the Editor in Chief of the widely read & respected publication, “Voice of the Farmer” Rod claimed, to “supposedly” have been in yearly attendance at Canada’s most prestigious premier agricultural event, The Royal Winter Fair, although many of his friends were highly suspect and rightfully so. Note that “Supposedly” being the operative word here in this reflective narrative expose’ Rod annually adamantly claimed to have spent exhausting hours roaming the aisles of farm exhibits, learning new agricultural innovations for articles for insertion into his publication. Claiming to have chatted with the attendant farmers and offering copious advice on good agricultural practices, such being of questionable authenticity and having been entirely unsolicited Now don’t miss understand me.

Rod is a kind kindred soul, full of good intentions and deeds, regardless of how much efforts such deeds are required to execute. In the decades of my honour of friendship with Rod l have never known him to shirk or even hesitate on a request, regardless of the efforts required to perform the requested task. Indeed, in this case, it was Rod whom actually found a farm chore, badly neglected by the proprietors of the farm and seeing such urgent need graciously volunteered to execute the task of such in very dire need. Offer extended, offer VERY quickly and graciously accepted The task, Rod so naively consented too, and such was so equally and enthusiastically accepted, was cleaning out the four years of accumulation of chicken droppings in the hen house, also known as “mucking out the manure” Day 1 Rod arrived at the farm early excited to begin his first hands on farm adventure. He even brought along his wee plastic garden Walmart shovel. Having suspected beforehand Rod might come so ill equipped l had preempted any possibility of excuse to abandon the project by way of excuse of a broken flimsy plastic shovel I had the day before placed metal shovel, pitch fork, pick and sturdy wheel barrow in the hen house for his use “Did you bring a lunch or shall l make you lunch” l exclaimed “No, hell l will be done and gone by noon” replied Rod “Ok… Right” l doubtfully replied as off He went towards the barn with purpose, determination and meaning in his stride I might mention here that the subject barn of was the quintessential classic red weathered hemlock barn board with hip roof capped by rusting tin roofing. The kind of barn that was once in abundance everywhere but sadly is now disappearing from our rural country side At around 1:00 o’clock finds Rod, appearing seriously weak and frail, knocking on the old farm house door requesting water and substance Being a gracious host, considering the free and difficult task he is providing, l proceed to bring him back to vigour with my favourite lunch, hot dogs with copious heapings of relish and the essence of life, Coke-a-Cola ! Rod after having consumed several well garnished dogs and bounteous amounts of the worlds most famous soda arose from his succulent buffet and exhibited replenished demeanour, such that l clearly saw renewed vigour and determination Day 2 I am not sure exactly what time Rod snuck away from his self appointed duties yesterday, but his car was gone at 3:10 when l sought to stroll down to the barn with another refreshing Coke, hoping to capitalize further on free employment. Regardless of such early departure Rod made his reappearance the following day. All

be it a wee bit later than day one, ok a lot later And surprise, Rod brought with him an unsuspecting and apparently equally naive friend as his assistant Now those that don’t know, Rod is the commensurate Tom Sawyer As l have stated previously, Rod is not one to shirk a given undertaking but Rod is astute and so not beneath making solicitations for assistance, when such is clearly needed. Upon enquiry l discovered that Rod had apparently cajoled his friend, over beers the previous evening, to come with him and enjoy an invigorating morning at the farm extolling the beneficial health benefits of fresh country air and vicarious exercise. Perhaps he stated there was even a wooden picket fence that would be fun painting it white As they proceeded to make their way to the barn they both donned what appeared to be army surplus World War 1 gas masks. Yes there’s certainly a lot of methane produced in the disturbance of well seasoned manure “Lunch again” l asked “No need today, done by noon” was Rod’s jaunty and enthusiastic vociferation reply Doubtfully l shrugged and retired back into the house to pursue the daily newspaper, in particular the latest real estate for sale ads, such being my life’s hobby Around 3:00 l witnessed a some what distressing unforgettable sight There emerging from the dark and unquestionability malodorous confines of the barn came two poor wearied defeated knackered looking down trodden souls. Their previously clean stylish clothes, Rod always dressed in rather dapper fashion, were now entirely camouflaged with… well…Chicken Shit With great exertion and endeavour and no exclamation of any cheery good byes from either, they made their way to their car and made a hasty escape from the joyful hedonism of country farm life Now we didn’t see Rod make a reappearance at Green Acres for several weeks, months maybe. And then when he did so make his next appearance he never so much as cast his eyes towards the beautiful but what Rod now considered, loathsome barn. I think he was hesitant to do so being dubious that l might suggest but another task in need But Rod is ever resilient and quickly rebounded. His Voice of the Farmer column, following thereafter his generous farm contribution, was full of pronouncements of the joys of farm life and it’s exhilarating but laborious lifestyle, “so invigorating and rewarding” Yes over the years Rod has been a man of mastery of many talents Sports commentator News Paper commentator and Editor Mystic…Axle Moon, Horticulture expert…Voice of the Farmer Play-write Radio promoter of the existence of Alien Beings, Kempenfelt Kelly and the elusive Sasquash Esteemed prolific author of numerous books And to me personally, Rod has been an ever encouraging mentor in my attempts to put stories to paper. In deed Rod even made a booklet of a collection of my stories for me for my 70th birthday party! BTW sales of which are going strong. And especially for his patience, gracious tolerance and humour for tolerating my story embellishments, such as this above But ROD is best known, cherished and esteemed to us ALL as a steadfast friend But above all a loving unwavering devoted husband to his ever love of his life…Aase Thank You Rod for the pleasure of years of friendship Love Bob and Jacquie And all our Family PS Jacquie and Aase really did enjoy all those undercover trips they made for you to the Royal Winter Fair

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Talk Turkey With Urqey ‘MEMORIES OF ROD URQUHART’

GNA will continue to run Rod’s stories with permission from Rod and his wife Aase, we have so many that they will most likely outlive the GNA ! Rod always had something to say and something to write and laugh about, so we will keep him alive not only in our hearts, but in print….. when you are an “ AWARD WINNING WRITER” you get this treatment ! right Rod? hahahhah A Funeral Crasher? Naw, just a sandwich crasher!

By Rod Urquhart Pictures of jim Young (at Rod’s Celebration of Life, GNA writer, jim Young (Dog on a Root) told us that he had to honour Rod, and fill his pockets with ‘tasty funeral sandwiches’ for the long road home…. Of course, it was a wonderful photo opportunity and we all had a wonderful laugh… we know Rod was laughing at jim, ‘taking one for the team’ Anybody who has known me for length of time certainly knows this puzzling little fact about me – I absolutely love funeral sandwiches. There is really nothing quite like them in this world.

Now, at my age, I seem to be going to more and more of these final goodbyes to friends and relatives and usually those gathered know, that if they want to find me, I will always be at the funeral sandwich table, stuffing my face with these tiny delectable bites of egg, ham and cheese, sometimes roast beef, and tuna, just to name a few.

Now, in conversation with my nephew Tommy and his sticky and sweet honeybun, Stephanie, I happened to relate the following story, which they both encouraged me to write a column on! (As they both found it very funny!) (But, a note of warning, some of you dear readers may find it quite offensive. So be it!)

Now, after I retired, a long-time sales rep of one of my publications I was editor of, named Bill, had passed on unfortunately. His family contacted me and asked me, which I did, to do the main Eulogy for Bill at his Celebration of Life. This was absolutely no problem for me as Bill and I were close allies in putting out

this farm publication.

Bill was much older than me, and could be a real crusty character, but once you got to really know him, he had the biggest heart of gold of anyone I had met up until that point. On top of that, he was one hell of a sales rep for this paper because he could actually talk ‘farmer language’.

Now, this funeral home, where everything was to take place, I had never been to before and as it turned out, was on the way to my cottage. Now, my lovely wife Aase did not know Bill, suggested that after I deliver my eulogy, I travel up and check on our cottage and stay overnight. No problem, I thought.

Now, this was a big funeral, a lot of people to bid Bill farewell, but this funeral home could accommodate them all. There was well over 200 people gathered.

When the ceremony wrapped up and most of the people assembled in the reception area, I could not believe this food spread that this home had put out!

Not only were there just every kind of funeral sandwich imaginable, including the very seldom seen a kind of ham and relish mixture, which I just love, but all these cheeses, crackers, sweet pickles, olives, but most of all, the seldom seen pinwheel round thin sandwiches on coloured bread, usually with an olive in the centre. And, of course, plenty of tea and coffee but also iced tea, which was a great treat as it was a very hot day!

Needless to say, I was in absolute heaven! No doubt about it! Now, it took me quite a while until I was able to amble over to these delicacies, as it seemed everyone wanted to talk to me about Bill and basically thank me for my words on this splendid man..

Before I knew it, most of the crowd had left and I was left with mostly Bill’s close family, who after some pleasantries, all went out for a smoke, leaving me with this massive array of these little sandwiches, which as expressed, I could actually live on. (Actually that and cooked lobster tails.)

With me alone in the hall, I got thinking to myself, ‘I am headed to the cottage by myself and I really have nothing for dinner, unless I want an old can of beans

or some Kraft dinner.” Then, the brainwave hit me, ‘all these sandwiches will probably go to waste – why not grab a few for dinner?’

Which, while alone and wearing my suit with all kinds of pockets in my jacket and pants, I started wrapping these delectable morsels in some napkins and stuffing all I could in my pockets.

And what I found to my surprise, was not only offered was cheese and olive pinwheel sandwiches, but also some meat with pickle pinwheel types and glory be to my utter surprise, some peanut butter ones with banana slices in the centre, which I had never seen before. I grabbed as many of these as I could, plus those kind of small, long sweet pickles, which I also love. And of course, how could I leave without some special cheeses and crackers as a kind of affeertif for later.

When done, I kinda looked like the Michelin Man just as Bill’s daughter came back in to thank me once again. Realizing I was kinda obvious, and for sure I did not want to be unduly exposed, I hastily made my exit, offering my goodbyes.

At the cottage later that night, I uncovered all these delicacies – I had managed to grab over 30 of these triangle sandwiches alone!

So I opened a Jamaican Red Stripe fizzy pop and chowed down – gotta tell ya, it was a great feast!

Back then I was well over 200 pounds, but I had managed to stuff enough in my pockets that I definitely felt exceptionally full when I was done!

And as mentioned, I have been to many, many funeral homes all across this province, pretty well every nook and cranny. I have been to some very large, ornate funeral homes, some very small ones and those inbetween, but I gotta report that this rather small funeral home in Keswick, Ontario, has by far the absolute best funeral foodstuffs I have ever had!

And I gotta say, I can’t wait to go back for another funeral – maybe even if it’s mine LOL! (They just gotta have these sandwiches in Heaven, don’t you think?)

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ROXIES DINER WING NIGHTS! Wing Wednesday - $10.95 a lb plus carrot and celery sticks & 35flavours to choose from or get creative and mix and match :) Who doesn’t like more for less ??? See you 3-8 :) FROZEN MEAL DELIVERY! MEALS ARE $7.00 & CONSIST OF MAIN COURSE & DESSERT - MEALS ARE $7.00 & CONSIST OF MAIN COURSE & DESSERT - MINIMUM OF 5 MEALS IS REQUIRED FOR DELIVERY (DELIVERED EVERY OTHER WEEK) - PAYMENT IS DUE UPON DELIVERY (CASH/CHEQUE) OR IN ADVANCE

BY E-TRANSFER (PLEASE GIVE EXACT AMOUNT AS VOLUNTEER DOES NOT CARRY CASH) “DELIVERED EVERY MONDAY - ELIGIBLE PERSONS INCLUDE: - SENIORS 65+ -THOSE WHO ARE TERMINALLY/CHRONICALLY ILL - THOSE WITH A DEVELOPMENT DISABILITY - THOSE RECENTLY DISCHARGED FROM HOSPITAL (I.E. POST SURGERY) - EAST PARRY SOUND Support Services - FOR MORE INFO & TO ORDER - CONTACT CSS @ 705-724-6028 DUMP HOURS – GOLDEN VALLEY, TUESDAY 11AM-3PM, THURSDAY, SATURDAY, SUNDAY- 7:30AM-11::30AM NORTH ROAD- TUESDAY 5-9PM – THURSDAY, SATURDAY, SUNDAY, 1-6PM – Line dancing ( Monday ) at the Argyle Community Centre ...6:30 All are welcome !!! Bring indoor shoes and water.

Arnstein Gospel Hall Youth Night Ball Hockey is Back!!*** Tuesdays 6:30-7:30pm @ Arnstein Rink Bring your stick, energy and water bottles! See you there!

Let’s Get Active! Catch up with friends and make new acquaintances ! FREE Drop-in... No need to register Classes! Join us for a one-hour class focusing on balance and strength. Port Loring Royal Canadian Legion Branch 415 Wednesdays at 11 am line dancing....Monday nights at 6:30 at the Argyle Community Centre. Don’t forget your indoor shoes and your water bottle Bingo is back at the Legion, 7:30 Tuesday nights, Euchre is Thursday night at 7, Darts Friday at 7 and Cribbage Saturdays at 1pm. Seniors Luncheon is the second Tuesday of every month. The Empties Return Depot is located in the C-Can in the parking lot of the Legion and is open Wednesday and Saturday 11-2. Why not donate those empties back to the Legion?

St. Andrew’s United Church Tuesday morning ‘Coffee and Tunes’ hour at 10:00am.... accessible to everyone... and for anyone who wants to come out for a coffee, a chat, hear some tunes, or have a game of crib... Everyone is welcome and if you play an instrument and or sing... please feel welcome to do so. If you are a baker and want to bring some cookies or squares... yes!!! please bring some, Just another way we are hoping to meet our new residents, and reconnect with others.... Admission is free with a good will jar to help pay for coffee, cream etc.

The Food Bank is open the second and fourth Wednesday of the month from 11-1, located across from Buchanan’s Castle Building Centre in Port Loring.

ARNSTEIN- Come on out to Tots and Toddlers Wednesday 10-11:30am Arnstein Gospel Hall We would love to make a coffee/tea for you moms, dads and carers and let the kids play!

Come have fun with us! All welcome.

COMMANDA – NOVEMBER 2ND -On the first Saturday of the month enjoy a years-long tradition at the Commanda Community Centre! pm to 11 pm Doors open at 7:30 Note the later start time for this month! Bring your instruments and join us for our Monthly Dance & Jam night! Country, blues, oldies and more! Not a musician?

Why not dust off your dancing shoes & get your dancing partner off the couch? Never been to our monthly social before? Picture a good old fashioned kitchen party, but with a dance floor! Be prepared for dancing, smiling, laughing, singing along and otherwise having a ton of fun! Bring your family & friends! There are soft drinks, water, coffee, & tea available for purchase! You are welcome to bring potluck snacks/desserts.

This is an alcohol free event. Admission is free however donations are always appreciated! Your participation & donations keep our community centre operating. . *there is a piano and PA set up on site BINGO TOO! - Come explore the only historically designated building in the area and check out our internet café! Gift shop with local artisan goods. Try our (almost world famous) milkshakes and new indigenous and genealogy exhibits! - HWY 522 -4077 & 4009. COMMANDA FREE ENTRY

CRAFTERNOON SESSIONS at the Commanda Community Centre! Join us Sundays, 2-4pm!

Come out and enjoy a coffee or tea and conversation. At our last event we had a fantastic turn-out and so much fun! Bring your craft and meet some new neighbours! Refreshments are available for a small donation.

Let’s Get Active! Catch up with friends and make new acquaintances !

FREE Drop-in... No need to register Classes!

Join us for a one-hour class focusing on balance and strength. Commanda - Commanda Community - Fridays at 10:00 am Stay On Your Feet Classes - Commanda Community Centre Fridays at l0 am – ll am.

All levels of ability welcome! Modifications can be made for everyone FREE: stay on Your Feet Classes - Fall prevention fitness No need to register - Just show up and nave fun!

East Parry Sound Community Support Services For inquires about the classes can CSS office 705-724-6028 Call for makers, artists & vendors!! Thank you! Over the past several weeks we asked for your feedback through a survey about winter markets at the CCC and you responded! We still need more information to plan this initiative. We’re asking local makers to let us know if you’re interested in participating in indoor winter markets. In order to hold these events, we need volunteers for set up, kitchen duty & volunteer bakers. Our volunteer coordinator is asking; if you are a vendor, would you be willing to bring along someone to volunteer?

YOGA THURSDAYS @ 6:30PM – 7:30PM – ALL SKILL LEVELS WELCOME - $10 PER PERSON - Skill Levels Welcome Commanda Community Centre 4009 Hwy 522 Commanda GOLDEN VALLEY – Winter Dump Hours GOLDEN VALLEY – Wednesday 7:30AM-11;30AM, Saturday 7:30AM-11;30AM NORTH ROAD -Wednesday 1-5pm, Saturday 1-5pm St. Andrew’s United Church Sunday Worship services at 10:30 am for the month of May. Everyone welcome. Experience a sense of community and belonging .

Monday Night Bid Euchre will be held at St. Paul’s United Church in Golden Valley.

RESTOULE BUCKS LODGE AND GRILL! - open 7 days a week!!!. ALL day breakfast. 8:30AM to 8PM BIG NEWS! BUCK’S NOW IS FULLY LICENSED! Planning is in the works for our first Vendors Market on Thurs Aug 15th from 9am to 2pm Just $35 for a spot, bring your own tables and tents. We will do the advertising on Facebook.

If you would like to book a spot please pm us with your craft or farmers items. We will not have multiple vendors with the same items. First come first served. Please contact Buck’s Lodge for more information.

KARATE AND JUJITSU - RESTOULE COMMUNITY CENTRE – FOR ALL AGES – BUILDS FOCUS, SELF CONFIDENCE – PHYSICAL FITNESS SELF DISCIPLINE, Regular classes Thursdays: Ages 7 to 12 - 5:30pm to 6:20pm - Ages 12 and up 6:30 to 8:00pm -$40 monthly fee Let’s Get Active! Catch up with friends and make new acquaintances ! FREE Drop-in... No need to register Classes! Join us for a one-hour class focusing on balance and strength. Restoule Community Centre - Tuesdays at 10:00 am RESTOULE LEGION BRANCH 390

Royal Canadian Legion Branch 639 Restoule SUNDAY DARTS AND HORSESHOES! WEATHER PERMITTING! 1 PM TO 5 PM. JOIN US!

BURK’S FALLS AND DISTRICT FOOD BANK DONATIONS NEEDED WE ARE ACCEPTING CLEAN, GENTLY USED BAGS AND SMALL CARDBOARD BOXES. DROP OFF TUESDAYS AND THURSDAYS IOAM-12PM, MAIN DOOR THANK YOU KATRINE UNITED CHURCH THRIFT SHOP is fully stocked with everything that you need for this fall and winter season!! Lots of clothing, small appliances and treasures! Proceeds to the Katrine United Church! Thankyou everyone for your ongoing support!

Be sure to stop by the ‘Little Library’ Chetwynd Church. Take a book or leave a book.

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Katrine pizza has delicious and exciting foods ! its not only pizza! Watch for our very tasty specials! Open 7 days a week 11:30-8:30 (705) 382 6384 LOCATED IN THE KATRINE GENERAL STORE! 7PM-9PM. STRINGING PURLS – KNITTING WORKSHOP at the Katrine Community Centre. Come and start a group project or bring in a current project you are working on. Bring 5.5mm needles and a worsted weight yarn if doing the project. Beginners are welcome! ENTRY

BY DONATION, INSTRUCTOR : CASIE GODFREY Square dancing and line dancing every Tuesday. Come drop in Tuesdays at 7pm at the Katrine Community Centre.

Leisure Club has Bid Euchre every Tuesday afternoons from 1:30 - 4ish followed by a light snack. Tuesday evening at 7pm- square dancing.

MONDAYS! SEW MUCH FUN - DROP INS Entry by donation Come work on your own project or help work on quilts for charitable donations - Every Mondays until December 16 - from 5pm - 8pm (you can come and go as you please) All welcome. This is a time to bring that sewing machine that has been shoved in the closet for years or bring out that project you said you would finish! Mary is here to help guide you with any of your sewing needs! Instructor : Mary Joy - 3 rental machines - $5 each Monday Bid Euchre on Tuesday at 1:30 downstairs in the seniors room. join in at 1:30 start until about 4-ish.

Square dancing is held on Tuesday evenings at 7pm downstairs. Couples dancing will follow at 9pm.

NOVEMBER 2ND-3RD- 9AM-5PM -MITTEN MAKING WORKSHOP - $160- MAKING WORKSHOP $160 PRICE INCLUDES: MITTEN MATERIALS. ‘IF YOU CAN THREAD A NEEDLE, YOU CAN MAKE THESE! NOVEMBER 16TH - Open from 10:00am - 2:00pm CHRISTMAS CRAFT SALE AT THE KATRINE COMMUNITY CENTRE -UNIQUE CHRISTMAS GIFTS - HANDCRAFTED ITEMS, PRE-MADE DECORATIONS, AND MORE! VENDORS WANTED TO REGISTER AS A VENDOR, PLEASE VISIT WWW.ARMOURTOWNSHIP.CA $25 per table NOVEMBER 30TH- ARMOUR’S GALACOCTAIL HOUR, 3 COURSE DINNER, LIVE AUCTION AND DANCE BY SELLEBRATIONS PRODUCTIONS. PRE-SALE TICKETS, $50 PER PERSON, TICKETS AFTER NOVEMBER 1ST, $60 PER PERSON. DRESS CODE : FORMAL ATTIRE. TO PURCHASE TICKETS PLEASE VISIT www.armourtownship.ca Fundraiser for Armour Rec 2025 kids programs and our Dolly Pardon Reading Program.

Before you marry someone: 1. Listen to them eat a bowl of cereal.

2. Ask them which side of the bed they sleep on.

3. Watch them brush their teeth.

4. Make sure you are temperature compatible.

5. Survive one cold and flu season at minimum.

Question: What is a recent philosophy Ph.D.'s usual question in his or her first job?

Answer: "Would you like french fries with that, sir?"

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BURK’S FALLS ARMY CADETS ARE RECRUITING NEW MEMBERS! Do you have a child that is 12-18 that is looking to join in? This program is 100 % free and a great opportunity to learn new skills.

RADAR SAFETY SIGN !

We’re thrilled to share that the Village of Burk's Falls has installed a new radar tracking sign in the community safety zone in front of Land of Lakes Public School! This important addition will help enhance safety for our students and families. Thank you for your continued support in keeping our community safe!

Reminder: Off-Road Vehicle By-Law 2019-06 In the Village of Burk’s Falls, off-road vehicles can be operated on municipally owned highways, streets, and roads, but are prohibited on sidewalks, pedestrian areas, municipal parks, and private driveways without permission. Operators must be at least 16 years old with a valid G2 or M2 license, or greater, and both drivers and passengers must wear an approved helmet.

Additionally, off-road vehicles must be registered, insured, and equipped with a rear license plate, and speed must not exceed 20 kilometers per hour while adhering to the Off-Road Vehicles Act and Highway Traffic Act of Ontario.

BURK’S FALLS DONATION CENTRE WINTER HOURS -CLOSED Tuesday and OPEN Wednesday to Saturday 10:00 to 4:00. Donations times are 10:00 am to 2:00 pm Wednesday to Friday and Saturday by appointment only.

NOVEMBER 5th - Burk 's Falls Legion SENIOR'S LUNCHEON - TURKEY DINNER WITH ALL THE FIXINGS & DESSERT $10 Please call the Legion directly after 2pm to reserve before Nov. 2 (705) 382-3137 NOVEMBER 9TH – 9AM-3PM - ARBF Agricultural Society's CHRISTMAS MARKET - FOOD I CRAFTS I GIFTS DOOR PRIZES I MUCH MORE BURK'S FALLS MEMORIAL ARENA - (KARL CROZIER ROOM - UPSTAIRS) NOVEMBER 23RD, 2024- 5:30-8:30PM FESTIVE FEAST AT THE BOBBY ORR COMMUNITY CENTRE - Website: https://wpsclubs. wildapricot.org/ Come celebrate with us and make a difference!

DECEMBER 1ST - FREE EVENT! THE HIGHLAND PLAYERS PRESENT Sounds of the Season . A family-friendly evening of stories and carol singing! - Burk's Falls Young at Heart Seniors Centre 7-9pm - Donations to the local food bank will be gratefully accepted.

DECEMBER 9TH- 9AM-2PM- Land of Lakes Public School CHRISTMAS CRAFT SHOW -- INFORMATION: landoflakescraftsale@gmail. com DECEMBER 7th & 8th - SAVE THE DATE! ALMAGUIN CHORAL SOCIETY CHRISTMAS PERFORMANCE, MORE INFORMATION TO FOLLOW! DECEMBER 18th - SAVE THE DATE! 6-7pm- Celebrate the spirit of Christmas with your loved ones in the theatre at Land of Lakes.

Come Sing! More details closer to December!

BURK’S FALLS AND DISTRICT FOOD BANK DONATIONS NEEDED WE ARE ACCEPTING CLEAN, GENTLY USED BAGS AND SMALL CARDBOARD BOXES. DROP OFF TUESDAYS AND THURSDAYS IOAM-12PM, MAIN DOOR THANK YOU FROZEN MEAL DELIVERY! MEALS ARE $7.00 & CONSIST OF MAIN COURSE & DESSERT "DELIVERED EVERY MONDAY - ELIGIBLE PERSONS INCLUDE: - SENIORS 65+ -THOSE WHO ARE TERMINALLY/CHRONICALLY ILL - THOSE WITH A DEVELOPMENT DISABILITY - THOSE RECENTLY DISCHARGED FROM HOSPITAL (I.E. POST SURGERY) - EAST PARRY SOUND Support Services - FOR MORE INFO & TO ORDER - CONTACT CSS @ 705724-6028 Almaguin Donation store is now taking donations Tuesday to Saturday 10am-4pm. WE prefer not to accept donations on Saturdays, as they are super busy and it is hard to help our lovey customers while sorting through a lot of things. We do understand some can only donate on a Saturday - so just call or message us and we can make arrangements for you to drop off your items Pulled Smokehouse & Welcome Centre Canteen is open for the season!

THE BURK’S FALLS CAFÉ - Hours 9-3pm Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday.

9-3pm Saturday & Sunday 9am-2pm. CLOSED WEDNESDAYS ALWAYS UNIQUE FINDS! Check out Green’s Liquidators! Monday, Thursday, Friday.

11am - 5pm and Saturday 11am -3pm CIRCLING HAWKS IN BURK’S FALLS is open WED-SAT 10-4:30 - SUN 11-4 Mindful Movement for Older Adults - TAKE FREE CLASSES EVERY WEDNESDAY - 9:30 AM BURKS FALLS ARENA SEWING CLUBS @ YOUR LIBRARY! Wednesdays 5-7pm and 1st Saturday of the month.

Please call the library to register!

Let's Get Active! Catch up with friends and make new acquaintances ! FREE Drop-in... No need to register Classes! Join us for a one-hour class focusing on balance and strength. - Burk's Falls Arena - Wednesdays at 9:30 am FALL PREVENTION CLASSES FOR SENIORS! FREE! Classes are offered every Wednesday at 9:30 am at the ARBF arena upstairs. No registration required , Just show up and have some laughter and fun friendship!

HOURS FOR RYERSON TWP. - CLOSED MONDAYS - Tuesday - Friday 8:30am-4pm.

The Village of Burk’s Falls -NOW HAS EV chargers in the Village, with installation scheduled

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for completion by the end of November! This fantastic new development will make it easier than ever to power up your electric vehicles right here in our community.

By-Law Comments/Complaints - To file a comment or complaint with the Village By-Law department, please complete a comment/complaint form and submit it to the office. A written copy is essential for us to address and rectify any issues. Without it, we won't be able to take action. - By-Law Complaint Form ARBF PUBLIC LIBRARY Weekly Programs @ your library ABC Storytime - Tuesdays @ 10:30am, Minecraft - Tuesdays & Thursdays @ 3:30pm, Youth Lounge (10+) - Tuesdays @ 4:00pm, Chess -Wednesdays @ 4:00pm, Zines- Thursdays @ 3:30pm, Sewing Club (16+) - Thursdays @ 5:00pm, Book Club - Mondays @ 4:00pm.

OCTOBER 19TH - 11:00AM -CARD MAKING WORKSHOP - Join Diane Rowe for a creative morning of card-making!

OCTOBER 22ND-26TH - Ontario Public Library Week, Celebrate with us! Don’t miss our Open House on Thursday, October 24TH .

OCTOBER 26TH - Plant-Based Eating Seminar – 1:30PM – join Jim Slee to learn about plant-based eating. Bring any seeds you'd like to donate to our seed library!

OCTOBER 26TH- 1:30PM-Special Storytime with Ashlee Winn OCTOBER 29TH : 10:30 AM - We’re excited to welcome Ashlee Winn from EarlyON for a special story-time session!

Haunted Library OCTOBER 31ST- After 6 PM - Join us for some spooky fun during our Haunted Library event!

Please Note: The library will be CLOSED on Wednesday, October 23 for staff training.

ARBF LIBRARY OCTOBER 25TH- 7PM- THE BURK'S FALLS, ARMOUR AND RYERSON UNION PUBLIC LIBRARY presents Evening with an Author Lynn Holden with her book, ‘Voyage of the Vikings’ Celebrate with us! ONTARIO PUBLIC LIBRARIES WEEK -OCTOBER 20-26 Guess many candies in the jar! , Make a button!

Enter the draw LIBRARIES FOR LIFE October 19th- CARD MAKING WORKSHOP October 23rd- LIBARARY CLOSED FOR STAFF TRAINING October 24th – OPEN HOUSE October 25th- Evening with an Author A Visit Will Get You Thinking- 705-382-3327 burksfallslibrary@gmail.com www.burksfallslibrary.com BURK’S FALLS LEGION BRANCH # 405 The Burk’s Falls Legion needs volunteers to help us continue to bring all the great events and more to our community. You don’t have to be a member to be part of a nonprofit like the Legion to support and give back to our past and current Veterans, seniors and community.

Our Dart League is so much fun! Burk's Falls Legion SUNDAY DARTS -2 pm -$5/week-7 game. Please call Dawn -705-380-6628 - End of season cash tor high scores • door prizes • pot luck FRIDAY NIGHT FISH AND CHIPS! Don’t enjoy fish? We also have chicken fingers and chips!. Every Friday from 4-7pm. Large portions, great prices! $15, including tax! Please call ahead to pre-order at 705-382-3137 after 2:00pm ,Eat in or take out . This has become such a wonderful event that we ask that you please make a reservation or call ahead so that we don’t run out!

NOVEMBER 15TH - 3rd. Friday COFFEE HOUSE! It’s ALWAYS a GREAT night out. at the Burk’s Falls Royal Canadian Legion Br 405 for this month’s famous 3rd Friday Coffee House, sponsored by Hunters Bay Radio, CKAR, The Bay 88.7FM, & presented by Jamie Oppenheimer (Jamie Oppenheimer, Songwriter) NOVEMBER 5TH- Burk 's Falls Legion SENIOR'S LUNCHEON -Nov. 5, 2024 - TURKEY DINNER WITH ALL THE FIXINGS & DESSERT $10 -Please call the Legion directly after 2pm to reserve before Nov. 2 (705) 382-3137 Seniors Luncheon will be held at the Legion Branch 405, first Tuesday of each month, Lunch begins at noon. Open to all residents of East Parry Sound District age 65+. Please call the legion directly to reserve. If you reserve, please try your best to make it! RESERVE YOUR LUNCH Please call the Legion directly to reserve (705) 382-3137 NOVEMBER 12TH - BURK’S FALLS LIONS B – I – N – G – O at The Burk’s Falls Legion! are back every 2nd and 4th Tuesday in a month Doors open at 6:30pm, Bingo starts at 7pm Drinks and snacks available at the bar.

Bring your spouse who can enjoy Free Snooker or Shuffleboard on our bar side if they don’t want to play Bingo. Bar will be open * Please NO outside food or drinks* We hope we will see you, come out and have lots of fun! Maybe even win a few cards!

Did you know that you DON’T have to be a member to enjoy all the Legion has to offer?

Come on out and enjoy FREE Snooker and our 2 Shuffleboard tables while sipping on your favourite drink and watching the game on tv.

Why wouldn’t you?

Community Kitchen!

ALMAGUIN: Deborah Bussey The Rural Community Kitchen Outreach Program is brought to the Almaguin Region through Women’s Own Resource Centre (WORC) located in South River, Ontario. Jessica Busch, Program Manager and Deborah Worrell, Program Assistant host these amazing events.

Jessica was quick to point out that none of the programs would be possible without a grant from The Ontario Trillium Foundation through the Resilient Community Fund.

WORC is funded by, Investing In Women’s Futures which is through the provincial government.

WORC’s Community Kitchen programs host these workshops in the North, Central and South Almaguin Region. Communities from Powassan, South River, Burk’s Falls, Emsdale, Kearney, Dunchurch and Magnetawan have all generously worked with WORC and made their community centers available for these events.

There are 3 workshops per event. Since June of 2023, when they started this program, they have put on 7 workshops for a total of 21 available events to participate in. They offer this many in order to give all an opportunity to take part. To participate one only has to sign up for the event. It is on a first come first serve basis so there is no pre-registering making it open to all. However, there are always those who might miss out on the announcement and feel slighted. Not to worry.... Jessica and Deborah are going to give those who have not had the opportunity to partake to get registered before opening it up to the rest of us at the next Community Kitchen in February 2025. Now that’s very thoughtful. Once you attend you witness what a huge task it is to organize and orchestrate one of these events. There is only two of them and many who wish to participate.

I will provide a few amazing facts before I talk about my day at the Community Kitchen.

So far 560 people have participated, since the inception of the Community Kitchen program. Approximately 10,500 meals have been prepared. 500 meals were made in our 4 hour workshop! Wow! I kinda got roped into going by my bff Lianne... well not really as we have gone on many adventures over the years and we have had some amazing times not to mention laughs and ah ha or oh oh moments!

She’s definitely someone you want to go on an adventure with.

We arrived early and it’s a good thing as the elevator was out of service and a climb was imminent.

Anyone with mobility issues totally understands how important it is to have accessibility. I hope the South River Arena board is working on getting the elevator fixed.?

Once we arrived at our destination, we could see tables set up with ingredients for today’s projects. We made our way to a table and settled in. Today’s menu is Classic Chili with Buns, Cheesy Scalloped Potato and Ham Casserole and Crockpot Sweet & Sour Meatballs with Basmati Rice. It’s going to be a busy day!

When all had arrived Jessica Busch did the introductions and laid out the days’ plan of attack. We were divided into four groups, one for each meal prep and one to prepare the lunch.

My partner in crime volunteered to make Chili and I was all set to make Sweet and Sour Meatballs.

After reading over the recipe each person in our group had an assigned task. I think they were picking on me and I told my friend Lianne they were mean to me, making me peel onions!!!! They made me cry!!!!

Okay....anybody that knows me knows I have a flare for stretching it a bit LOL! I volunteered and had no issues with my task. I even helped cut up the peppers once my task was done. My teammate kept us entertained with stories of her youth, some of which I can’t repeat lol. Well I could but I’d have to move. Lol All kidding aside each group worked together like a well greased pan (pun intended) and got their tasks completed with no accidents and a room filled with laughter.

In times like these I can see why so many in our communities want to participate in a program like this. Not only is it a great opportunity to learn a new recipe, it's an amazing way to socialize with wonderful women and network.

Huge thank you to Jessica and Deborah for putting these programs together. These hard-working women not only host the Community Kitchen but also organize various workshops throughout the year which offer enhancement to women's entrepreneurial skills, applauding/recognizing the accomplishments of women in business, to arts and crafts workshops.

Many of these events are offered free of charge due to the funding/grants they have acquired for these programs. There are a few that require a small fee but well worth it for what you get in the end.

If you’re interested in finding out more about what WORC has to offer or to get on the mailing list for upcoming workshop opportunities, call, email, or check out their Facebook page.

WORC: 105 Ottawa Street, South River, Ontario (705) 386-9672 Email: info@womensownresource.org We are very fortunate to have such an amazing service in our Almaguin Region.

ONLY $15! - Every Friday 4-7pm Call (705) 3823137 after 2 pm to reserve - Meat Draw 2 pm Every 2nd and 4th Saturday $2 regular draw (5 draws) $3 bonus draw (box of meat, must be entered in every regular draw) BINGO - Every 2nd and 4th Tuesday - Doors Open at 6:30 pm Games start at 7 pm FREE SNOOKER & SHUFFLEBOARD Every day BURK’S FALLS LEGION IN A NUT SHELL! Fish N Chips AND Chicken Fingers

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DECEMBER 14TH- 8am-12 noon - BURK’S FALLS LIONS CLUB PRESENTS: BREAKFAST WITH SANTA at the Burk’s Falls Legion, 8 Mary Street.

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I’m gonna work on being less condescending. (Condescending means to talk down to people) MEDIA RELEASE: Whitestone

Welcomes Nigel Black as CAO/Clerk WHITESTONE, ONTARIO – The Council of the Municipality of Whitestone is pleased to announce the recruitment of Nigel Black, BBA, CMC as Whitestone’s new Chief Administrative Officer and Clerk, effective December 9th, 2024. Mr. Black will succeed Michelle Hendry, C.E.T., who is retiring after serving as Whitestone’s CAO/Clerk since May of 2018.

A native of Ontario, Mr. Black has twenty-seven years experience in the municipal sector, with twenty-three of those as a Chief Administrative Officer. For the past fifteen years he has held the position of CAO of the Town of Bay Roberts in Newfoundland, and he served previously with two municipalities in British Columbia. Mr. Black holds an Honours Bachelor of Business Administration degree (in the Accounting stream) from Wilfred Laurier University. In 2014, he earned his designation as a Certified Municipal Clerk (CMC) from the International Institute of Municipal Clerks.

“I believe Nigel’s skills and personality will be an excellent fit for Whitestone”, said Mayor George Comrie, and I look forward to working with him in the days ahead. He brings a wealth of experience to our Municipality that will stand us in good stead as we continue to plan for and develop our future”.

“Please pass along to Council my appreciation for providing me the opportunity to serve your municipality in the capacity of CAO/Clerk”, said Mr. Black. “I do think that this is a great fit for both parties, and I look forward to getting there, getting to work, and getting to know you all.”

Please join us in welcoming Nigel Black to Whitestone!

For additional Information, please contact Mayor George Comrie mayor.comrie@whitestone.ca 705-773-8211

A newspaper photographer hears that twin sisters who live in a local nursing home are about to turn 100,so he arranges to take a picture of them on their special birthday.

When he arrives at the nursing home, he discovers that one of the ladies is almost totallydeaf. "Would you both please sit together on the sofa," he says to the woman who can still hear. "WHAT DID HE SAY?" shouts the deaf one. " HE WANTS US TO SIT TOGETHER ON THE SOFA!" replies the other sister. "Now," says the photographer, " I must ask you to sit closer together." "WHAT DID HE SAY?" yells the deaf one. "HE SAYS HE WANTS US TO SIT CLOSER!" says the other sister. "Okay," says the photographer, "now please sit still for a moment while I focus." "WHAT DID HE SAY?" shouts the deaf sister. "HE SAYS HE'S GONNA FOCUS!" says the other one. "OH, MY GOD!" shouts the deaf old lady. "BOTH OF US?"....sent to us by my sister-in-law: Hennie Fulton of Dunchurch

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Festive Feast!

Date: November 23, 2024 Where: Bobby Orr Community Centre Time: • • •

5:30 PM - Social Hour – games available at your table.

6:30 PM - Meal & Trivia (MC – Rick Cain) 8:30 PM - Musical Entertainment - Duo Cohigh Meal provided by: Glen Burney Provisions, Trestle, Boston Pizza, Henry's, Daisy Menu by Romana, Di Salvo, Trappers, Jolly Roger, Sobeys, Domino's Pizza, Tailwinds, Swine and Steer, Maurizio Pizza Prizes for the Trivia games: The Zone, Perfectly Pampered

Cost Options: • • • •

Single Ticket: $80 – 1 drink ticket (No additional tax or tips!)

Table of Eight: $580 – 8 drink tickets (No additional tax or tips!)

Table of Six: $450 – 6 drink tickets (No additional tax or tips!)

Takeout: $50 Non-alcoholic drinks free – all night long.

Join us for an excellent way to celebrate the Christmas season! Enjoy your favorite foods from local businesses while mingling and making memories with friends, family, or colleagues. All monies will be spent locally with the primary focus on Youth Programs – inside and outside of Rotary.

ARDBEG A NOTE FROM LOGGERS STATION: It’s been a tough decision, but one that has to be made,,Loggers Station House Ardbeg, has decided to close for a min of three weeks this November 2024,this will give us some much needed time to restructure and see what kind of service we will be able to offer for the 2024--2025 sled season, along with some minor renovations,and hireing for the kitchen will be our focus,,fingers crossed everything will come together,,if interested in kitchen position, please call,705 773 8247 DUNCHURCH NOVEMBER 1ST AND NOVEMBER 2ND, CHRISTMAS CRAFT SALE AT THE DUNCHURCH COMMUNITY CENTRE. FRIDAY NOV 1ST 3PM-7PM AND SATURDAY, NOV 2ND, 9AM1PM. NOVEMBER 19TH- 19th 1 pm- ( 2-3 hrs ) WHITESTONE WELLNESS SOURDOUGH WORKSHOP - LOCATION: 556 BALSAM ROAD IN WHITESTONE - Beyond just baking bread, participants will embark on a journey to create their sourdough starter from scratch, mastering the art Of fermentation along the way. Empower yourself io create nourishing, gut-friendly loaves that contribute to your overall well-being. Led by expert sourdough baker Suzi from Douglllaney, a favourite stop at the McKellar Market, this workshop ensures I-hat everyone can actively participate in each step of the sourdough process. You’ll bring home your own starter and a jar of mixed dough to finish fermenting and bake at home. LOCATION: 556 BALSAM ROAD IN WHITESTONE Reserve now as spots are limited!

WHITESTONE: As a Fire Department, we are always looking for volunteers to join the ranks. To learn more and apply, contact Fire Chief Whitman at fire.department@whitestone.ca.

Winter Landfill Hours - Landfills have moved to winter hours. Please note that the landfills are closed all statutory holidays in the winter.

York Street - Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday and Sunday: 12:00 p.m. to 5:00 p.m. - Auld’s Road - Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday and Sunday: - 12:00 p.m. to 5:00 p.m.

Walk Fit with Rebecca - Monday & Friday 10:00am to 11:00am - Information call or text Rebecca at 705-773-2091. Dunchurch

Community Centre. Join us for a gentle exercise class! Try Walk Fit with West Parry Sound Community Support Services at the Dunchurch Community Centre. For more information: Rebecca Green: 705-773-2091 Linda Taylor: 705-746-5602 LANDFILL SITE HOURS, CLOSED for all statutory holidays in the Winter. Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday – 9.am – 5pm.

SUNDAY AND HOLIDAY MONDAY’S – 12pm.

– 5pm. BOTH SITES ARE CLOSED STATUTARY HOLIDAYS DURING WINTER HOURS. Fire Permit Registration- Planning to have a bonfire? Don’t forget to register for your fire permit online. Be sure to check the fire rating before lighting a fire or launching fireworks.

SENIOR CONNECT - Help is available to seniors 65+ in the West Parry Sound District.

West Parry Sound District - Community Support Services Do you have anything preventing you from feeling safe in your home?

Is your refrigerator empty? Have you had something traumatic happen to you? Are you feeling well enough to cook a healthy meal?

Do you have suitable transportation to and from social, shopping and medical appointments?

Would it be wise to have someone call to check on your well-being? Would you like someone to talk with? - Connect with us by calling 705-746-5602 FREE SERVICES INCLUDE: One-on-one service navigation and connection - A Senior Connect Van can transport you - Our volunteer will ensure that you can get into your home safely Home Help for fall prevention and accessibility - Nutritious meals can be delivered - We can arrange for a friendly visitor/peer support person to check on you - Our volunteers will monitor your safety Some restrictions may apply PLEASE CALL: 705-746-5602 Sports & Recreation Walk Fit: Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays - Location: Dunchurch Community Centre - Contact: Rebecca Green, 705-773-2091; - Linda Taylor at 705-746-5602 Pickleball: *Most Tuesdays and Thursdays - Location: Dunchurch Community Centre Contact: Contact: Terry Finch 519-362-6169 or municipal office 705-389-2466 INFORMATION FROM THE MUNICIPALITY OF WHITESTONE - North East Virtual Care Clinic. The North East Virtual Care Clinic is a Nurse Practitioner virtual care clinic that works with local health care providers to ensure patients can access more timely care.

It serves patients within the Ontario Health North East region, which region includes Whitestone and area.

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The Clinic accepts patients whether or not they have a family doctor. The Clinic was established to serve patients who are experiencing an urgent medical condition, which includes imminent concerns that are not life or limb threatening. If you require emergency care, they will work with the local hospital to refer you to an ER. To register for a virtual appointment with a nurse practitioner: Visit the website anytime: www.nevirtualcare. ca/ Call 1-888-684-1999 between 1 pm and 9 pm 7 days a week

DUNCHURCH MAGNETAWAN LEGION BRANCH #394 With Comrade Kelvin Hill As always – Please Promote – Please Attend .Come out and support your Branch……

Take part in ceremonies…..

Volunteer to help out with functions…..Offer suggestions For information contact: Branch 389-3130 Karen 389-3839 Jan 389-1091 Joan 3873393 Our hours & events: Tuesday 7:00 - 11 PM euchre; Friday 1 PM cribbage & 7 - 11 PM darts; Saturday 1 - 6 PM euchre. cost of cards and darts is $5.00 & $2 for a 50/50 draw Weekly Events Open To The Public - Monday & Wednesday, Thursday: CLOSED - Tuesday: 7:00 pm - 10:30 pm ~ Euchre 7:30 pm Friday: 1:00 pm -10:30 pm .

Cribbage 1:00pm and Darts 7:30pm Other Activities Dart Boards & Shuffleboard available year round Other Special Events announced on a regular basis Open To The Public ~ Everyone Welcome!

Come out and join in the fun and comradeship Air-conditioned Hall Having a Party, Wedding, Anniversary, or Birthday? We can provide a Bar Licensed under LCBO - Call for details.

Meetings: Executive Meeting on first Wednesday at 7:00 pm - All meetings held at the Branch Hall

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GUARANTEED Are you a fan of Bodacious? Announcing 2 new wines from Vineco, the world leader in craft winemaking! The Red wine has flavours of juicy ripe, blackberries and blueberries. The White wine has flavours and aromas of aromatic sweet pear and herbal notes. That’s all fine, but the real news is… Half the price of the liquour store!!

(Because there is no tax) (And that’s good for you!)

Corner Wines is at the (only) Traffic Light, Downtown South River.

Call us at 705-386-9463 or, e-mail funwine@cornerwines.ca or, Facebook, 'cornerwinesinsouthriver'

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FUN DAY WITH BURK’S FALLS FIREFIGHTERS BURK’S FALLS: On Sunday October 27th we hosted our 4th annual Halloween event at our Fire Hall. Well over 70 kids came to enjoy the cold but beautiful day with us. We had pumpkin carving, a bbq, hot coco, games, and of course candy. We want to send out a huge thank you to everyone that attended. Without the community’s support we couldn’t have pulled it off this year. We can’t wait to see all the trick or treaters tomorrow night at the fire hall. Don’t forget to stop in as we are hosting the first ever Trunk Or Treat at the Fire Hall this year!

When an egg floats in water, it is “off” and should not be eaten.

VETERAN VISITS WITH SOUTH RIVER PUBLIC SCHOOL SOUTH RIVER: On Oct 22nd, the students and teachers of grades 5/6, 6/7 and 7/8 classes had a visit from Mr. Daniel Wilson. Mr. Wilson is a Canadian Veteran who was deployed during the Gulf War. Mr. Wilson spoke of his experiences, how old he was when he enlisted with the military, why he chose to enlist and then answered some very good questions from our students. It’s not every day we get the chance to speak with someone who experienced combat. We would like to thank Mr. Wilson for coming to our school.

One day, an American was touring Spain. After his day's sightseeing, he stopped at a local restaurant. While sipping his wine, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?" The waiter replied, " Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!" The American, though momentarily daunted, when he learned the origin of the dish said, "What the hell, I'm on vacation! Bring me an order!" The waiter replied, "I am so sorry, senor. There is only one serving a day since there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to serve you this delicacy!" The next morning, the American returned, placed his order and was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, He called to the waiter and said, "These are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"

The waiter promptly replied, "Si senor! Sometimes the bull wins!"

POWASSAN: Deborah Bussey- Friday, October 25th, 2024 marked the grand opening and Ribbon Cutting Ceremony for The Decal Shop, a new business in Powassan, Ontario. Diana Manella hails originally from Commanda and is no stranger to the town of Powassan.

She is an entrepreneur extraordinaire. Diana has been building her business over the last 9 years and is now putting roots down in the Powassan business section. What an awesome addition to the business core and community! The

Monday - Friday : 7am to 9pm Saturday - 8am to 10pm Sunday - 9am to 9pm Parry Sound’s Home of the GNA

Hillcrest Grocery (705) 476-2211 108 WILLIAM ST Parry Sound, ON, Canada P2A 1V7

Decal Shop offers decals, signs, graphics and apparel. Drop by their store located at 488 Main Street, Powassan.

Open Monday to Friday 11am to 5pm. Check out their website; www.thedecalshopcanada.com Wishing you much success Diana!

Left to right: Jennifer Nickerson from North Bay Business Center, Jackie Manella – employee of The Decal Shop, Diana Manella – owner of The Decal Shop, and Mayor Peter McIsaac, of The Municipality of Powassan.

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LANE FAMILY PHARMACY

HOURS: Monday-Friday: 8:30 am-6 pm Saturday: 8:30am-5pm Sunday- Closed

4 Pine Drive Parry Sound ON P2A 3B8 Phone: (705) 746-2187

AT MY FUNERAL TAKE THE BOUQUET OFF MY COFFIN AND THROW IT INTO THE CROWD TO SEE WHO IS NEXT

Oh-Natur-Al-Eh!

Deborah Bussey

If you have followed along with some of my articles in Great North Arrow, you will know that I love anything and everything that is natural or as I refer to it....Oh-Natur-Al-Eh! Ya I stole it from a line in a movie.

I believe we have been duped by companies who spread false, misleading or misinformation (or as the guy to the south says....”fake news”) about competitors' products and anything that is natural. Don’t get me started on the pharmaceutical companies! It’s a marketing ploy and a very successful one at that.

I’m sure many of you can remember when butter was the evil culprit sabotaging our health and margarine came on the market to replace butter as the “better” choice. Don’t eat eggs they’re bad for your cholesterol! Tell that to a farmer and he’ll laugh you off his property.

Lard was given a bad rap too, yet we have come to learn that it is actually a “healthy” fat and one that helps to cushion our organs. Hmmmm Healthy fats help lower inflammation (or as my brother Barry calls it, “information” lol). There are many healthy fats like Olive Oil, the “Extra Virgin” one....I’d like to know what that actually means, virgin/extra virgin just saying. Avocados, coconut oil, oily fish, some seeds and nuts also fall under the category of “healthy fats”.

I think the important take away is that anything in moderation will likely not harm. Anything overdone is a risk.

I mentioned in a previous article that I like to test out these online theories that are plastered all over our social media. I decided to see for myself if any of their claims were accurate. You may notice a lot of the language is repetitive for example, “You will be amazed at the results!” We’ll see.

The worst one was the two-ingredient chocolate cake. Just apples and cocoa powder. Now I'm thinking Wow! That's gotta be both healthy and delish. If you’ve seen the video the Liar Liar Pants on Fire AI commercial Queen takes her fork and cuts into the super moist looking well risen chocolate cake. Then.... wait for it...she takes a bite and immediately and dramatically exclaims “Ohhhhhh.....so good.” It's almost orgasmic! Well I tried it and I call BS. Tasted like crap.

Don’t ask me how I know this! There was nothing orgasmic about it either! Just saying LOL! I went on to test the natural replacement for the toxic Fabreeze and other fabric/air freshener brands.

I am happy to report that it worked very well. Takes away pet odors on rugs and upholstered furniture which is amazing. I can attest to this because I am the care giver to two spoiled dogs. I love my puppers but sometimes they stink! Just saying.

The next one I tried was a cleaner for stainless steel appliances. It’s supposed to make them shine and eliminate fingerprints. Another positive outcome...it worked rather well.

I made the orange peel household cleaner as well and it too performed as advertised.

I was disappointed in the widow cleaning solution they bragged was easy to use and cleans so well it doesn’t streak and eliminates fogging. Sadly I think it was a dud. Did it clean...yes but you don’t realize until your driving into the sun that it leaves a lot of streaks. I wouldn’t recommend it.

I tried the ring-around-the-collar stain remover and it performed well although two applications were required....or maybe he’s just a dirty little sweaty guy.

Lol Using aluminum foil on chrome taps removes water stains! Now that was an amazing natural solution and did an awesome job. They claimed it would shine up the chrome on your vehicle too but I was too chicken to try that one out.

I made up a jar of Cafe Mocha and was quite surprised at the results. Not too bad. Depending on your tastes you may want to tweak it to your liking.

The Alfredo Sauce dry mix needed a bit of tweaking but turned out pretty good. It’s nice to have on hand vs buying a jar or instant which is filled with chemicals I can’t pronounce and are likely not good for you.

I plan to try out more of these homemade recipes and remedies and I will share my findings.

I believe now more than ever we need to get back to basics, plant a garden, preserve our food, hunt if you need to and forage from our forests.

Speaking of forests....I have made Cedar Tea before and found it to be pleasant for drinking or breathing in the steam when you are congested. I will be try-

ing White Pine Needle Tea to see what the difference is. Chaga Tea is a favourite of mine as well and very plentiful in our region.

I also made a batch of homemade antibiotics for cold and flu season. The recipe is quite simple really and only requires a couple of ingredients and time.

I’ll share below all the tested and approved recipes so you can give them a try and see if it’s something you’d like to incorporate in your pantry or medicine cabinet.

Just please....don’t be misled by commercial marketing tactics that are geared to enticed to buy products because it’s “easy” or “fast”. Remember there’s a price to pay when we cut too many corners. Stick as close to Oh-Natur-Al-Eh as possible.

It’s that time of year when we need those comfort foods so dust off that crock pot and make hearty soups, stews and casseroles that warm the body and nurture the soul.

Get back to nature....get back to being Oh-NaturAl-Eh. Natural Odor Eliminator: Boil for 5 minutes; 2 cups of water and a handful of whole cloves Let cool and then strain.

Pour into a spray bottle and add; 1 cup Disinfectant (alcohol) 1 cup Vinegar 1 TBSP Dish Soap Shake well before each use _______________________ Stainless Steel Cleaner: 1 cup water 2 TBSP Vinegar 2 TBSP Rinse Aid 2 TBSP Dish Soap Put in a spray bottle and shake well before each use. ___________________________ Orange Peel Household Cleaner: Save the peels from 1 or 2 oranges Place in a mason jar and add enough vinegar to cover the peels.

Set in a cool dark place for one week and it’s ready to use.

Great for countertops, sinks etc. Not recommended to use on wood. _______________________ Sweat Stain Remover: White Toothpaste (any brand) about 2 TBSP Laundry Soap – 2 – 4 TBSP ¼ cup Baking Soda ½ cup White Vinegar Hot water – enough to soak the garment Mix the Baking Soda and Toothpaste together to make a paste. Spread the paste on the stained area and rub in.

In a sink or wash basin add the water, Vinegar and Laundry Soap.

Add the treated garment to the liquid and let it soak for 20-30 minutes.

Lightly scrub then throw into regular wash cycle. ___________________ Cafe Mocha: ½ cup milk powder ½ cup sweetener – sugar or monk fruit 2 TBSP Cocoa Powder 3 TBSP Instant Coffee Whisk together and store in an airtight container/jar.

To Use: add 3 to 4 TBSP to a cup of hot milk or water and enjoy! ____________________ Alfredo Sauce: Mix and Refrigerate 1 cup powdered milk ½ cup corn starch 1 tsp onion powder 1 tsp garlic powder 1 cup Parmesan Cheese To Use: ½ cup of mix to 1 cup milk and 2 TBSP of butter. __________________ Homemade Antibiotic: 10 to 12 cloves of garlic Cover with honey Peel garlic cloves and bruise them. I.e. take the side of a knife and press down hard on the clove. It splits them or bruises them. Put in a mason jar and pour honey so all the cloves are covered. Set in a cool dark place for one month. Turn the jar over every couple of days.

To Use: 1 tsp at first sign of cold/flu daily or as a preventative measure in the fall and spring.

Next time I will provide more recipes for Garlic White Sauce, Creamed Garlic, Homemade Deodorant and much more.

Until then....do your research and stay well.

Follow my motto and keep it... .Oh-Natur-Al-Eh! It’s a Canadian thing eh lol.

There will be no Nativity Scene in Ottawa this year! The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene on Parliament Hill this Christmas season. This isn't for any religious reason. They simply have not been able to find Three Wise Men in the Nation's Capitol. A search for a Virgin continues. There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.

Matt Richter nominated as Ontario Greens’ candidate for Parry Sound-Muskoka KATRINE–Ontario Greens Deputy Leader Matt Richter has been nominated as the Ontario Greens’ Parry Sound-Muskoka candidate in the next provincial election.

Richter is an elementary school teacher in the Trillium Lakelands District School Board. Since first running for MPP in Parry Sound-Muskoka in 2007, Richter has significantly grown Green support in the riding. In the 2022 election, he secured more than 40 percent of the vote.

“I’m excited to keep fighting for more affordable homes, better healthcare and protections for the people and places we love,” said Richter. “Doug Ford’s Conservatives have taken rural communities like ours

for granted, and it’s time for that to change.”

“Matt is a community champion who will be your voice at Queen’s Park,” said Ontario Greens Deputy Leader Aislinn Clancy. “He’s in it for you, not for Doug Ford’s billionaire inner circle, and I’m so excited that he’s back to finish what he started in 2022.”

“Matt’s energy and drive will get more done for the people of Parry Sound-Muskoka, and I’m delighted to have him back on board,” said Ontario Greens Leader Mike Schreiner. “Aislinn’s recent landslide win in Kitchener Centre shows that Green momentum is growing. Matt has been integral to building that momentum in Parry Sound-Muskoka.”

“I can’t wait to continue working alongside this powerhouse team to build an Ontario that puts people before profits.”

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Festive Feast: A Celebration for Our Youth!

with Linda West As the chill of winter settles over our beloved town, we find warmth in the spirit of giving and togetherness. This November 23rd, join us at the Bobby Orr Community Centre for the Festive Feast!

—a delightful evening dedicated to supporting our youth while celebrating the holiday season.

From the moment you step inside, the atmosphere will be filled with cheer and camaraderie. The evening kicks off at 5:30 PM with a Social Hour where guests can engage in games right at their tables. It’s a perfect time to connect with friends and family, perhaps enjoying a drink and a laugh as you anticipate the night’s festivities.

At 6:30 PM, the excitement continues with a delicious meal and a lively trivia game hosted by the charismatic Rick Cain. As you savor dishes prepared by local favorites—Glen Burney Provisions, Trestle, Boston Pizza, Daisy Menu by Romana, Di Salvo, Trappers, Jolly Roger, Sobeys, Domino's Pizza, Maurizio’s and Swine and Steer—you’ll also have the chance to test your knowledge. Trivia not only sparks friendly competition but also engages your mind while you enjoy the fantastic fare. You could also win prizes from the Zone or Perfectly Pampered.

The evening crescendos at 8:30 PM with musical entertainment by the talented Duo Cohigh. Join the Rotaract and Rotary Clubs of West Parry Sound for a joyful holiday celebration as we fill the air with festive cheer through Christmas music and lively singalongs! This special event will feature a selection of beloved carols, allowing everyone to join in and create a warm, communal atmosphere. We’ll also have a designated dancing space, making it the perfect opportunity to celebrate with friends and coworkers while enjoying the spirit of the season. With a blend of traditional tunes and modern favorites, this gathering promises to be a heartwarming occasion for all.

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Emsdale & Perry Township

Every Thursday, from 9:30 to 11:30 am there is great weekly social gathering in Emsdale open to everyone at The Parish of the Good Shepherd, Emsdale Ontario of the Good Shepherd. Serving Tea, Coffee, Desserts, and healthy snacks, and great company. There is a basket for an offering. There is also a Soup Lunch that runs at noon running from Dec to April on the 2nd Thursday of every month. Great folks. Everyone Welcome. Emsdale, 2190 Hwy 592.

NOVEMBER 10TH- 10AM-3PM- LITTLE EXTRAS CRAFTS SHOW AND LUNCHEON Novar Community Center 25 Laurie St, Novar GET YOUR CHRISTMAS SHOPPING DONE WHILE SUPPORTING LOCAL ARTISANS! *A donation of a non-perishable food item would be appreciated for the Table Food Bank* Still accepting vendors for our 2nd Christmas Craft Sale at the Novar Community Center on Sunday November 10th. Send a PM if you would like a registration form to be a vendor.

NOW UNTIL NOVEMBER 17TH- MINI -STIK HOCKEYSUNDAY NIGHTS AT THE NOVAR COMMUNITY CENTRE SUNDAYS 6:30-8PM- 3ON 3 MINI- STIK HOCKEY - CAN YOU MAKE STOPS LIKE SHERSTERKIN? BRING OUT YOUR STICKS IF YOU HAVE ONE! NOVEMBER 17TH - NOVAR CHURCH SERVICES Join us for Special Church Event at the - Novar Community Centre - If you haven’t been to church lately, please join us! Refreshments at 1 :30pm -Services at 2:00pm - November 17, Sunday, December 15 -Hosted by: Riverside Baptist Church in Huntsville 705-789-7249 Contact: Pastor Josh josh@riversidebaptist.ca or Wanda Hunt wandahunt100@gmail.com

Perry Township Public Library -CALL FOR A BOARD MEMBERS Join the Library Board and help shape local programs and services! Deadline to apply is 4pm Wednesday November 20 (one position available) Application Forms available at www.townshipofperry.ca under Municipal Services • Employment Opportunities

Kearney FORK ON MAIN IN KEARNEY – DART SEASON STARTS AGAIN! THURS, OCTOBER 17TH- SIGN UP 7-7:30PM GAME STARTS AT 7:30. COME OUT AND ENJOY THE FUN! KEARNEY SENIORS CLUB - Who are we?

“Kearney Seniors Club is located in Kearney at the Kearney Community Centre. We have a new Facebook page The Kearney Seniors Club that you can join for info. Our mandate is to provide social activities and information to any one over the age of 50 in our area which includes Kearney, Emsdale, Novar and the surrounding areas such as Perry Township, Burks Falls and Armour Township. We meet on the last Thursday of the month at 1:30 pm in the Kearney Seniors Room.

Guests are always welcome but if you wish to be a member there is a $10. fee. Our activities in the past have including participating in Kearney fairs and regattas but also bus trips to different events, card games and Christmas dinners. This year we plan on adding quilting, cornball and more.

Fetterley’s OPEN MONDAY TO THURSDAY 7:30AM-6PM FRIDAY 7:30AM-7PM. SATURDAY 8AM-7PM , SUNDAY 8AM-6PM EMPTIES CLOSE AT 4PM FOR YOUR DIESEL, REGULAR AND PREMIUM ETHANOL FREE FUEL and so much more. Don’t see it? Just ask!

IN A FUEL EMERGENCY CALL HEATHER 705571-0533 NOVEMBER 2ND- KEARNEY – ANNUAL SANTA CLAUS CHARITY SKI SHOW ON MIRROR BAY - IN SUPPORT OF THE LIONS CLUB FOOD DRIVE - DONATE VIA E-TRANSFER TO SANTASKISHOW@CMAIL.COM NOVEMBER 9TH - 2PM-“REMEMBER’ A Concert to Honour our Local and Canadian Veterans at the Kearney Community Centre with wartime stories, songs and Sing-alongs. Featuring: Rosalee Peppard Lockyer- Singing Historian at the Kearney Community Centre. Tickets: $20/ each, $15 Seniors (60+) Children under 12 Free.

Refreshments & Cash Bar CONCERT PROCEEDS GO TO THE ONTARIO POPPY FUND HELPING VETERANS IN NEED Proudly Sponsored by: Available now at: Town of Kearney Office, Kearney Legion, Fetterley’s Garage ,Kearney LEGION Branch 276 NOVEMBER 16TH 9AM-2PM- -KEARNEY LEGION BRANCH 276 CHRISTMAS BAZAAR Lots of Vendors -Honey, Bees Wax Candles ,Pet Supplies, Baking, Woodworking, Handcrafted Items, Jewelry, stained glass, Bon Sai Wire Sculptures, 50/50, and so much more! Lunch Available Town of Kearney - Fitness classes! JOIN US FOR FITNESS CLASSES - All Levels Fitness Tuesdays & Thursdays - 8:45a.m - 9:30a.m - Active Stretching Tuesdays & Thursdays 9:45a.m - 10:30a.m - $10 drop in fee/class

-$40/calendar month For membership information please - visit the Town of Kearney’s website: www.townofkearney.ca Kearney Community Centre - 8 Main St Let’s Get Active! Catch up with friends and make new acquaintances ! FREE Drop-in... No need to register Classes! Join us for a one-hour class focusing on balance and strength. Kearney Community Centre - Wednesdays at 11:30 am Kearney & Area Public Library Library Membership- A library membership is free to residents and taxpayers of the Town of Kearney and, effective January 1, 2008, Perry Township. Children under 16 are required to have their memberships signed by a parent or guardian. If you don’t live in Kearney or Perry Township, you can join for an annual fee of $10.00.

Summer Hours of Operation: Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Saturday - 9:00am to 1:00pm Tuesday, Thursday, 9:00am to 1:00pm 5:00pm to 8:00pm - CLOSED- Closed Saturdays of long weekends Email: kearneylibrary@hotmail.ca - Phone: 705636-5849 - https://kearney.olsn.ca/- 8 Main Street, P.O. Box 38 Kearney, ON (705) 636-7752 - Fax: (705) 636-0527- admin@ townofkearney.ca Hours of operation - Monday to Friday- 8:30 AM – 4:30 PM KEARNEY LEGION BRANCH # 276 with Lisa Lahn & Dorothy Reynard Hopson NOVEMBER 16TH- 9AM-2PM -CHRISTMAS BAZAAR Lots Of Vendors! Honey, Bees Wax Candles ,Pet Supplies, Baking, Woodworking, Handcrafted Items, Jewelry, stained glass,Bon Sai Wire Sculptures and so much more . Lunch Available!

NOVEMBER 11TH - REMEMBRANCE DAY Kearney Legion Branch 276 will be holding a Remembrance Day Ceremony at the Cenotaph for Wreath laying and prayer at 11am.Everyone is welcome - Refreshments will be served and a ceremony to join in Comradeship NOVEMBER 16TH 9AM-2PM- -KEARNEY LEGION BRANCH 276 CHRISTMAS BAZAAR Lots of Vendors -Honey, Bees Wax Candles ,Pet Supplies, Baking, Woodworking, Handcrafted Items, Jewelry, stained glass, Bon Sai Wire Sculptures, 50/50, and so much more! Lunch Available DECEMBER 14TH- $1000 CASH DRAW! - Tickets $5; each or 3 for $10 - Tickets on sale at Kearney Legion, Fetterley’s, Rickward’s Polaris.

EUCHRE EVERY TUESDAY 10am-Noon Everyone welcome to join in the fun!

Every Thursday - Join in on a fun morning of conversation and meeting new friends. Beginning 10am – noon TUESDAY’S REGULAR EUCHRE I0am THURSDAY’S BID EUCHRE - New players always welcome!

I've found that if you tuck one part of your pant legs into your sock, people expect less of you.

towards investing in our community’s future. All proceeds from the Festive Feast! will be directed towards developing youth programs in town, including archery, bowling, movies, curling, and much more.

We are excited to announce our collaboration with the Friendship Centre to obtain archery and other sporting equipment for youth. These activities are essential to keeping our youth engaged, active, and connected during the long winter months. Your participation directly supports initiatives that help foster a vibrant and healthy environment for our young people.

Ticket Information: Tickets are available for purchase, making this a great opportunity for businesses and community members to come together. We offer various options to fit your needs: Single Ticket: $80 – includes 1 drink ticket (No additional tax or tips!)

Table of Eight: $580 – includes 8 drink tickets (No additional tax or tips!)

Table of Six: $450 – includes 6 drink tickets (No additional tax or tips!)

Takeout Option: $50 Additionally, non-alcoholic drinks will be free all night long, ensuring everyone can enjoy the festivities.

For donations over $25, tax receipts will be provided, allowing you to contribute with ease. Donations of $25 and under will be used to purchase entrance fees for youth activities such as bowling, curling, snowshoeing, skiing, and more.

By participating in the Festive Feast, you’re not just enjoying an evening of laughter and good food; you’re helping to create lasting memories for our youth. The funds raised will empower them to explore new interests, develop friendships, and build a strong sense of community.

We invite you to be a part of this celebration, to make connections with local businesses, and to enjoy the diverse culinary delights offered by our community.

Each bite is a testament to the hard work and creativity of our local chefs and restaurateurs, providing a unique tasting experience for all attendees.

Join us for an evening filled with laughter, games, joy and music of Duo Cohigh these talented young performers have been singing at locations around town this summer and enjoying rave reviews. Let’s make this holiday season one to remember, working together to support the youth in our town and ensure they have a winter full of fun activities.

Event Details: Date: November 23, 2024 Where: Bobby Orr Community Centre Time: 5:30 PM - 8:30 PM Website: https://wpsclubs.wildapricot.org/ Come celebrate with us and make a difference.

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A SOUTHERN VIEW

STEPEHEN LEHMAN

FLIP A COIN

There is a backhoe parked on the side of Muskoka Road #4 west of Bracebridge with its front bucket raised high in the air, a backhoe that twice a day I drive past on my bus run to and from school. Someone creatively uses the raised front bucket as a mount from which to hang signs and/or flags expressing an opinion on various topics of current interest. Over the past year or more I have been treated to opinions on things ranging from the local movement to Save South Muskoka Hospital up to the state of international politics.

Two commonalities I have noticed over this time is that the tone of the opinions is not exactly (a) subtle or understated and (b) they do tend to run to what many would consider conservative extremism.

For example, currently there is a TRUMP 2024 flag stretched across the entire width of the bucket. And just in case passing drivers are still unsure of where this persons political sympathies lie, directly below it is the ubiquitous F**K TRUDEAU banner. Fortunately for me, all of my riders are teenagers so I don't have to explain to them that F**K is not Justins first name.

Unfortunately, some of the other buses ahead of me with their Grade 1's and 2's don't have that luxury.

This isn't the first political message that has been displayed at this particular location. For quite a period of time the suggestion about doing violence to Mr. Trudeau was augmented by a plea to take an axe to a tax. (I'm so glad that I grew up in a time of harmless pinball machines and not violent video games.) As I have continued to pass by these Trump and Trudeau flags for a bit of time now, it suddenly occurred to me one day that, ironically, these two politicians are arguably two sides of the same coin. One, a died in the wool Liberal and the other, a flip flopping Democrat/Republican, actually have so much in common that it is almost, shall I say, 'spooky'?

Aside from the obvious fact that the first three letters of both of their last names are T R U, other traits that are of a more physical nature also apply to them both. For example, in a roomful of average height people like myself hoping to get a selfie with one of them, either Trump or Trudeau would be very easy to pick out of the crowd. And it wouldn't be just because they are quite tall - they both have such a lovely head of hair. (Now admittedly, I think Trumps takes a little more coiffing in the morning than Trudeau's does but, hey, at least they have some on top.)

Another quality that I think they both share is that many women, at least according to the gossip mag-

azines, find them attractive, (with all due respect of course to Mel Gibson's theories in the movie "What Women Want "). While attractiveness is absolutely a personal and subjective assessment, recently a jury in New York I believe, said that Trump didn't always wait for some women to find him as sexually attractive as he found them and in one case that got a lot of media attention he allegedly took pleasures with her that weren't being freely offered.

Mr. Trudeau, on the other hand, is often derided in some circles as going to the other extreme, of being too much of a feminist. I have even heard, quietly spoken of course, that he might even 'swing' the other way. In this day and age a label such as feminist for a man is actually, in larger voting circles, a positive assignation so I don't think he probably cares what people think about his love life. In fact, to paraphrase the quote made famous by his late father Pierre; "The nations people have no place in the bedrooms of the state". Back in the 80's, me and a couple of other traditionally married, 20 something guys used to work for a building contractor who was approaching his 80's. During coffee breaks we would sometimes joke about the sexual athletics being reported on from down in Hollywood. As my well seasoned boss from that long ago time used to say about anything that wasn't a heterosexual missionary position; 'Can you imagine.' I think that statement, as delivered by him, was meant more as a don't than a try to.

But all physical comparisons aside, are there any two politicians in North America right now who are more strongly disliked by their respective countries voters? If you believe the polls, just over half of Americans dislike Trump well up here in Canada I think the dislike factor for Trudeau is even higher. The fact that they operate at basically opposite ends of the political spectrum would seem to suggest that the problem may be with the voters and not the policies but one commonality that does seem to plague both of them is immigration. I'm not sure what that says about us, vis-a-vis being our brothers keeper, doing unto others as you would have them do unto you and so on and so on, but immigration does seem to be on peoples minds.

Which probably helps explain why the slogan across the bottom of the Trump supporters flag in Bracebridge has been updated from 'Make America Great Again', as was prominent on the last one that was being flown a few years ago, to 'Take America Back'. I don't know if it was intended to have a double entendre meaning, as in 'Take America back from the alien-immigrant-invasion and the woke-enemy-within-lefties' or 'Take America back to the good old days of white male supremacy and back street abortions'. but either way it actually is a pretty effective slogan, at least if you are preaching to the choir. While I may totally disagree with whichever intent one wants to go

with, I can't argue with the merits of its creativity.

So where, exactly, is this all going? An open-minded person asked me recently about what I thought Justin's chances for re-election looked like in the possibly very near future and since I most always have an opinion on most things, I answered them.

To begin with, I think it's pretty common knowledge that he is way down in the polls and has lost a couple of 'safe seat' byelections over the last few months. Second, if one believes Mr. Poilievre, it would appear that that old time scourge of high seas pirate times, scurvy, isn't the only medieval malady making a comeback as reports of mutiny within Liberal backbencher ranks and calls for him to 'walk the plank' continue to surface in the media. And last, but certainly not least, extrapolating from recent provincial elections, voters across the country seem to be looking for some kind of, any kind of, change. Yet despite all this negativity swirling around him, Mr. Trudeau states that he will be leading his Party into the next election as the Party chosen voice of united Liberals. Such arrogance.

Of course, just like that guy on the other side of this coin with two faces, among their respective bases that word arrogance could also be celebrated as assuredness. Justin has been around long enough to know that in the big scheme of things, a couple of byelection losses or temporarily low polling numbers really don't count for much. One of his Prime Ministerial predecessors, Conservative Brian Mulroney , recently passed away and at his funeral was eulogized with much praise and admiration for all the policies he had initiated that helped contribute to the positive evolution of Canada. Hardly a mention was made of the fact that once upon a time he had also been credited with being responsible for the near total decimation of his own Party, bailing as leader at the last moment and leaving a woman to 'face his music'.

Justin, on the other hand, seems confident that by this coming summer many of his contentious policies are going to finally start bearing fruit and his political fortunes will begin to turn around in time for a fall election. I suspect Mr Poilievre knows this also and that is why he appears to be so desperate to force an 'axe the tax' election right now. He knows that Mr Trudeau isn't going to 'cut and run' like Mr. Mulroney is thought of in some circles as having done.

So, as an answer to the question of Justin's political longevity - I wouldn't count him out just yet. As a cautionary note though, depending on who wins the coin toss election south of us on November 05, 2024. the winner of the next federal election up here may have to change their official title from Prime Minister to Governor anyways. I guess the only thing we can do until that possible 'Final Destination' day arrives is shudder and wait to find out if we will soon have to pledge that 'In God We Trust'.

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WELCOME TO THE PARRY SOUND SENIORS CLUB!

Have you not heard of us? If not, maybe it’s time to check us out and see how much fun we have in the community! We are conveniently located downtown Parry Sound and we are inviting new members to join. We welcome those 50 years young and older, and our Club membership is only $30 per year.

Club Membership for ages 50 + is $30 per year, due 1 st January All activities are held at the Club with the exception of Aqua Fitness Pool (billiards) Downstairs Monday, Thursday and Friday 9:00 am – 11:45 am and 1:00 pm - 3:00 pm Darts Wednesday at 1:30 pm (Sept to June only) Bid Euchre Cards Monday at 1:00 pm and Friday at 7:00 pm Regular Euchre Cards Friday at 1:00 pm

Cribbage Cards Thursday at 1:00 pm Jam Session (Music & Singing; Dancing) Tuesday from 10:00 am to 11:45 am No admission fee for members in good standing.

Country Jam Session 3 rd Saturday of each month from 1:00 pm to 4:00 pm Admission $5 per person; buffet lunch is included.

Activity resuming September 21 st , 2024.

Tai Chi Practice Tuesdays from 1:00 pm to 3:00 pm ($3 for paid members) Aqua Fitness The Grand Tappattoo Resort Monday (low impact) from 10:00 am to 11:30 amMust be a member to participate. Fees: $6.00 Activity Fees To play cards member fees are $5.00 and non-member fees $6.00.

Visitors are welcome to join us for any or all of these activities.

Coffee and Tea are available OCTOBER 26TH- - Country Jam from 1 to 4 pm.

This is an event where people have the opportunity to play an instrument or sing on a stage, dancing is also allowed for anyone who wishes too. We offer tea/ coffee/water and a snack, many members bring in pot luck salads and sandwiches as well. There is a $5.00 admission fee for this activity For Hall Rentals, please call 705-746-7186 -Website: www.psseniors.com - Facebook group: Parry Sound Seniors - 80 James Street, Parry Sound, Ontario -705-746-7186

‘PUTTING THINGS TOGETHER’

BURK’S FALLS: Punter Property Management deserves a big thank you and recognition for their repair and rebuilding of the kid’s hockey nets for the Burk’s Falls, Armour/Ryerson Arena. This will help to assure that the kids can play safely with equipment in good repair and help them along their athletic journey in hockey. Thank you for your dedication to the community and to sports in the area, John and Nancy, you are truly appreciated for all that you do.

Justin Trudeau walks into a Bank to cash a cheque in front of me one day: As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning, Ma'am, could you please cash this cheque for me?” Cashier: "It would be my pleasure to do that sir. Could you please show me your ID?" Trudeau: "Truthfully, I didn't bring any "ID" with me as I didn't think there would be any reason, he says, I'm the leader of the Liberal Party, "I am the Prime minister of Canada....Cashier: "Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks today because of all the impostors and forgers and requirements of the CIDC legislation, etc., I must insist on seeing your ID." Trudeau: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am." Cashier: "I am sorry, Mr. Trudeau, but these are the rules and I must follow them."

Trudeau: I am urging you, please, cash this cheque." Cashier: "Look Mr. Trudeau , here is an example of what we can do. One day, Mike Weir came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Mike Weir he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Mike weir and cashed his cheque for him. Another time, Wayne Gretzky came in without ID. He pulled out his hockey stick and made a fabulous shot with a hockey puck it landed in an over turned trash can at the other end of the bank.

With that shot we cashed his cheque. So, Mr. Trudeau, what can you do to prove that it is really you, and only you?" Trudeau stands there thinking, and thinking, and finally says, ummmm "Honestly, my mind is totally blank, I have absolutely no idea what to do, I don't have a clue." I really don't have a clue. Cashier: Says, Ok thanks Will that be large or small bills, Mr Trudeau?"

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TAMARA BAIN

Somebody Find Me a Match “It was one of those weekends where I had to hide the matches, again.”

This fall has been so lovely it made us forget what’s just around the corner.

Last minute jobs here at Bain Lake Camp, need to be tidied up before the nastiness sets in.

I’ve been tearing around draining the water at the cabins, tucking them in and securing everything I can in the face of the changing season.

But one thing I can’t do on my own is getting the docks out of the lake.

Since taking over the camp 6 years ago, we’ve built 8 very expensive floating docks. In order to protect them from the damages of freezing water and storms, Larry and I remove them, storing all 8 up in the hayfield until spring.

It’s a big job, made so much easier with the use of my husbands’ equipment. Get your mind outta the gutter, pigs, the equipment we use is Larry's Massey Ferguson tractor named Fergie.

This year we acquired a decent used boat from one of my son Simon's customers, complete with a good strong four stroke Mercury motor.

Normally Simon uses his boat to haul all the docks over to the landing but this year we could do it ourselves, or so we thought.

Saturday morning arrived and it was already windy, (strike one), but it was at least coming from the west, working in our favour, we pressed on.

We went to Larry’s shop to collect some tools and equipment, dropping him off at his tractor on the way in my

driveway. 20 seconds later I got a call, “Can you come back and get me? Some dummy left the key on and the battery's dead.”, (strike 2), not quite home yet I pulled a U turn and picked up the lonely hitchhiker despite Himself not even showing some leg.

Dropping Larry off at his truck, I carried on prepping for the job while he went off to boost his tractor.

Some time later, everything was collected and the tractor purred softly, (as diesels do), down at our landing. I jumped into our boat while Larry waited to make sure I got it going. I don’t know who invented the electric boat

motor starter but I can tell you, with a torn rotator cuff, nothing makes my life easier than simply pushing a button.

The motor had been sitting for a week and it had been cold, I had to do some fancy, choke-on, choke-off moves, but finally it roared to life. We noticed the gas tank was low, so Larry went off to grab a Jerry-can of fuel on his way over to meet me at the furthest dock.

Legend is my father, who owned a small engine repair shop right here at the camp, absolutely would not work on Mercury boat motors. The man hated Mercurys. That fact was pounded into all our heads, so much so that my son Lyle scolded us for buying a Mercury, telling me that Grandpa Howard will haunt me for deifying the ‘Rules of Howard’.

Well, I guess Lyle was right because I barely limped the boat over to the dock where Larry was waiting.

“I think it’s cold and needs a good run.”, I stated as I totally missed the dock, (I blame that West wind).

I used my handy dandy Pocket Pump, (if you don’t have one of these transfer pumps, run, don’t walk to the ‘pump-store’), filled-up the boat tank, Bella the Velcro Dog, jumped in to co-pilot while we ripped back and forth with the hopes of getting the motor running smoothly.

It was all I could do to get the stupid boat back to the dock, of which Larry had successfully disconnected from shore and was ready to move. (strike 3) “You put the least competent person in the world in here. I have no idea what its issue is other than it sounds like it’s starving for gas.”, I said as Bella and I finally made it to safety. You’d think being around engines most of my life I would’ve picked up a bit more knowledge along the way, but nope, evidently not.

In my panic to get back to shore and not implode, I’d worked-up quite a sweat. Menopausal women around the world know that when a ‘power-surge’ comes along, we HAVE to get cooled down, and fast. I tore off my jacket and tossed it up on the dock, but my cell phone decided it needed a swim, slid out the pocket, skittered across the dock, landing in a few feet of water, (strike 4).

“Wow, it’s a good thing I put it back in its waterproof case this morning..." I muttered while Larry fiddled and farted around, trying to get the damn motor to stay running, but to no avail.

A call to Simon, (who foolishly lives close to the camp), had him over in quick order, determining we had water in the gas.

“How’d that happen? It’s been so dry and we’d just used it last week!”, nothing left to do but drain the tank, (remember we’d just topped it up,) and try again with fresh gas.

After much finagling and cursing, Larry got the motor running 'smooth-ishly', set up the ropes to tow the dock, and took off. Five minutes later I found him in the weeds 50 yards down from his starting point.

I stopped his brand-new, (to him), Kubota side-by-side UTV, grabbed the long pole we use for catching dock ropes, and took 2 steps just as the Kubota began to roll forward towards the lake.

Three things; 1. I parked on a flat-ish surface so, no, I did not set the parking brake. I was in a hurry.

2. I do not run with my two bionic

knees, Jaime Sommers I ain’t.

3. At the exact time I caught up to it, yelling, “No, no, no!”, (like that was going to help), and jumped in, (thankfully I’d left the door open), it rolled to a gentle stop against a stump.

In mid-cardiac arrest, I had to lean against the damn thing while I calmed down and waited for my legs to become un-jelly-like.

Meanwhile Larry was struggling with the whole boat-dock disaster, trying to push up through the lake weeds to shore. It’s been extremely dry here in the Loring area and Bain Lake is about a foot low. I found a log to walk on and wobbled out as far as I dared, fully aware I’d likely have to wade in. Luckily the reaching pole was just long enough that I could pull the boat in, Larry joining me on the log.

As he tied the boat rope to a tree he said, “I think I hit something and broke

off a shear-pin, I hate boats!” Larry yelled.

I figure if there’d been a box of matches nearby the whole kit-and-caboodle would’ve gone up in smoke.

Still shaking from almost drowning his side-by-side, (grounds for divorce for certain), I had to pick the hitchhikers off the back of my legs and ass before I could get back in. Track pants were not a good choice of apparel that day, but who knew I’d be wading through boob-height weeds to rescue someone?

It was well after noon, we’d not taken one single dock out, the wind was even stronger, we had a disabled boat at the far end of camp, and we were both beyond frustrated. Dead in the water, pardon the pun, we moved on to taking the camp boats out. At least that was successful, one more task off 'The List'.

Taking the rest of what was left of the day off, poor LSL, aka, Long Suffer-

ing Larry, went to his shop to decompress and I drove up to tell Simon what had happened.

“Props like yours don’t have shearpins anymore. You have to buy a whole new assembly inside.”, Simon informed me. “Naturally,” I thought, "gunna put his kids through college with the amount of repair work he does for us."

In an effort to reduce inflammation, Larry and I made some lifestyle choices; we have cut back alcohol consumption throughout the week, only having one wine or beer on the weekend. Boy, oh boy, my wine tasted mighty fine that night, and I confess it was not a small glass.

Sunday arrived with the same strong western wind, but we had help this time. Simon dragged each dock over after Larry unhooked them from shore, I caught them at the landing and tied them all together. Lastly, Simon went back to our boat, where I once again got completely covered in hitchhikers while trying to help him get the boat offshore, then he towed it to the landing.

Larry has fashioned two 8-foot-long steel tubes that go over the end of his tractor forks, which he glides under each dock and lifts them out. He sets a dock up on cinder blocks then comes back for another. Eventually we got the landing cleared of docks so Simon could take out his boat, then Bella played Captain as we dragged our poor sick boat out.

I only got wet up to my knees this time, success I think, and no one had to hide the matches. Bonus!

I remember one lovely summer night a few years ago. Larry and I were out on the lake fishing, a rare occurrence, (we were out exactly once this summer). Nearby some of my guests were also out fishing, chatting amongst themselves, (fun fact; sound carries really well over water).

“Oh man, if I lived here I’d be out on the lake everyday!” “Ya, I’d go fishing in the morning and back out at night!”

Larry and I just gave each other a knowing look, “No you wouldn’t Buddy, there's no time for fishing!”

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“Lest we forget” is a phrase that symbolizes the importance of remembering the service and sacrifice of those who have served in wars, conflicts, and peacekeeping operations.

Kearney Legion Branch 276 Opens up a 30 Year Old Time Capsule.

Eric Dubuc, Owen McAlister & Butch Hellam prepare to open the time capsule.

Robert "Bob" Murdy - built cenotaph with Jack Ayres (engineering) Bob's great granddaughter in front Leah Stewart Robichaud, Carla Murdy Gilpin daughter and Christine Murdy Comte daughter

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MAGNETAWAN: New public art installation in the beautification of the Municipality of Magnetawan project aims to establish a public art collection, which will enhance Magnetawan’s visual appeal and vibrancy of our public spaces as well as honour, preserve and encourage Magnetawan’s cultural heritage and artistic diversity while providing an opportunity to recognize local and regional artists. A big thank you to Jake Rhodes from Northern Rhodes Artistry in Wood for adding to our public art collection. Jake is an award-winning chainsaw carving artist in Almaguin who continues to impress us with his amazing creations.

HISTORY OF THE WENONAH, Shared by Tracey Hannah - Shipwreck The first passenger boat and the first through the new lock July 8, 1886, was a paddle wheeler Wenonah built at the wharf in Burks Falls. She was the only one of her kind to ply the river; she measured 94 feet with an 18 foot beam, the deck was 26 feet wide.

After 20 years of service she was dry-docked and in 1906 was converted to a tug. The Wenonah was not fated to serve as a towboat very long. One afternoon during the summer of 1908, the old steamer, commanded by Captain Stephen Croswell of Ahmic Harbour, left the wharf at Midlothian for Magnetawan with an empty scow in tow. She did not get far before sparks from the fireboxes apparently ignited the cordwood being used for fuel, and soon flames were spreading around her stack. Unable to check the blaze, the crew took to the scow, and were soon picked up by local people who had seen what was happening. The engine, still functioning, took the burning vessel over to the foot of Echo Rock on the south side of Lake Cecebe. Here she finally filled and sank. The engine and boiler were later retrieved, but the bottom of the hull, containing the remains of the steel firebox, can still be seen to this day. (photo by Laura Brandt) from left to right: Councillor Bill Bishop, Mayor Sam Dunnett and Wood Carving Artist Jake Rhodes.

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Pardon My Garden: Christmas Sleigh workshopFriday 6:30pm-7:15 $95 Register here Thrive Health & Athletics: Vision Board Workshop Friday: 7-8:30pm Cost: $100 Link to book also Face Massages $35 for 20 minutes. Bookings available Friday, 4pm – 8pm, Saturday, 9am and 6pm. Book here Pub Crawl: route and drink specials found in app SHOPPING SATURDAY: Your favorite shops offering deals, games, prizes & more – will be updated as received.

WORKSHOPS: To take part in one or all the amazing WORKSHOPS, please view the list https://downtownparrysound.ca/event/parry-sound-girlfriends-weekend-2024/ and click on the links for contact info, location and to purchase workshops directly from the business.

Crafts N Things Hobbies & Games: Acrylic Paint Day on Saturday at 1pm $40.00 per person supplies included. Board Game night Saturday starting at 7pm to 11pm. More info here Pardon My Garden: Christmas Sleigh workshop– Friday 6:30pm-7:15 $95 Wreath $65 Saturday 11am-11:45 Wreath $65 Saturday 1pm-1:45 Register here Thrive Health & Athletics: Vision Board Workshop Friday: 7-8:30pm & Saturday 1-2:30pm Cost: $100 Link to book Face Massages $35 for 20 minutes.

Bookings available Friday, 4pm – 8pm, Saturday, 9am and 6pm. Book here Group Acupuncture Sunday 12pm & 2:30pm Link to book Cost: $60 and Nourish & Learn Sunday 11am & 1:30pm Link to book: Cost: $60

Bonus Offer We’ve paired Nourish and Learn right before the group acupuncture and if booked together you will receive a $30 discount!!!. People can choose to sign up for both the Nourish & Learn and the Group Acupuncture session at a reduced rate, $80, rather than $50 for each separately.

Divine Intentions: Gemstone Bracelet Making workshop – Saturday 10am – 2 pm time slots at Mary Street Centre Click here to sign up High_Vibing_Spirit Saturday 10-4. Learn how to open the link to your spirit guides and begin to build that relationship in this 15 minute mini sessions with Lena Sider. Pre-book your time with Lena or in store at Moon River Apothecary. Cost $15 Sound Bath with Lisa: Saturday at 11am Cost $40 – tickets available here The Bay Leaf Plant Boutique: Festive Door hanger workshop. $65 a person. Saturday 3-5pm at Mary Street Centre Sign up here The Hippie Pocket: Paint your Jeans or Jean jackets, add some bling too with some sexy heat pressed (permanent) crystals!! Saturday at noon & 3pm Cost is $40 bring a pair of jeans or a Jean jacket. Pre-registration is required with payment through e-transfer peanutbudder@gmail.com SATURDAY NIGHT ENTERTAINMENT: Stockey Centre: SELF CARE SUNDAY:Thrive Health & Athletics: Nourish & Learn Sunday 11am & 1:30pm Link to book: Cost: $60 Legend Spirits Company Caesar Sunday Treat you won’t want to miss!

Stamped Frosting Workshop: All in all, more fun than you can handle! Grab those Girlfriends and make it a date!

Press Release: 78th Annual Lions Children's Christmas Telethon

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE The 78th Annual Lions Children's Christmas Telethon is set to return this year with exciting new changes, continuing its tradition of spreading joy to children and families across North Bay’s surrounding areas. This beloved telethon, a major fundraiser for providing meals and toys to families in need, will air live on Saturday, November 30, 2024, with expanded viewing options and a thrilling lineup of local talent.

Quote from Music Director Sam Harvey: "The Lions Children's Christmas Telethon unites the entire community—seniors and children, teachers and students, businesses and community leaders—at a time of year when we all need a refreshing reminder of the love that happens when we work together towards a common goal: making our children happy at Christmas."

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For the first time in telethon history, a live audience will be welcomed at the Canadore G-Wing Theatre, allowing the community to experience the magic of the event in person.

The telethon will be broadcast live for 9 hours, running from 2:00 PM to 11:00 PM on YouTube. Cogeco TV will air the telethon from 2:00 PM to 7:00 PM, providing multiple ways for audiences to tune in and support the cause.

Longtime co-host Dean Belanger will return to the telethon. Dean has been a host for over 20 years, bringing his warmth and familiarity to the event. This year, we welcome Jennifer Tocheri as the new co-host, stepping in for Vicky Tyler. Jennifer is a professional actor, known for her recurring role as "Tara" in the TV series Hard Rock Medical and her appearances in other Northern productions such as Cardinal, Carter, and Nobel & The Kid. Jennifer is also the host of YourTV’s Get Crafting with Jen and co-host of the North Bay Santa Claus Parade.

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The repair of the Ahmic Lake Lock Dock and the Docks at the Old Marina Site Project has been completed! This project was partly funded by NOHFC Grant Funding! Be sure to stop by and check it out in person!

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All Saints and All Creatures

Peter Wyatt-Magnetawan In my thirties I once dressed up as the devil for Halowe’en—a dyed-red long john onesie, tail, pitchfork, and all—in mimicry of the central figure in Hatlo’s Inferno. (Do you remember?) The local newspaper sent a photographer out and my picture appeared in the next edition. Some serious soul wrote a letter to the editor, taking umbrage with a man of the cloth impersonating you-know-who. My take on it, then and now, is that Hallowe’en is for fun, and that it’s likely a wholesome thing to mock the devil.

Hallowe’en is fun—and a sugar load—for many.

Yet our mock-scary contemporary observance has a serious origin. Beginning in ancient Christian practice, All Hallows Eve took the form of a vigil of prayer in expectation of the next day, November 1, All Saints Day, a day of remembering the faithful departed. No doubt, the connection with the dead (and cemeteries), as well as some pre-Christian customs, pushed present-day trick-or-treating and costume parties toward the macabre. Something in many of us wants to have fun scaring and being scared.

All Saints Day will be observed in many Almaguin churches, either on the day of Nov. 1 or on a Sunday close to it, like Nov. 3. To remember “all saints” is to draw the circle wide—in the belief that the living and dead form a single community of faith, “the communion of saints.” Used in this way, a “saint” is any Christian believer, and this is just how the word is used in the New Testament.

Over time, though, the Catholic and other churches have chosen to recognize individuals of remarkable holiness and transformative influence as saints in a special way. So, we have St. Paul, St. Andrew, St. John, St. Thomas, Ste. Marie, etc. Such special saints’ names have become part of Western culture and appear often as place names. My dictionary of saints is almost 350 pages in length, with two or three or more entries on every page. Out of this multitude, one stands out as particularly focused on the health of our earthly environment—St. Francis of Assisi.

Francis Bernardone, who lived from 1181-1226, was an Italian who grew up wealthy and after a rupture with his father as a young man, a serious illness, and disillusioning military service, experienced a vision of Christ calling him to “repair my falling house.” Later, in a church service, he was transfixed by the Scripture passage about Jesus sending out his disciples to spread the good news: they were to take nothing with them but a single tunic, a staff, and sandals.

At that moment, Francis knew his vocation.

He committed himself to “Lady Poverty” and to an abiding mission to serve the poor. He began to travel among neighbouring villages, calling people to faith and repentance. Soon he had a group of eleven who followed him as he moved from village to village. The movement grew and became the Franciscan order of friars (brothers) with a rule of poverty, obedience, and chastity.

Francis was an advocate of peace in a warring world. He attempted to join the crusades as a missionary to Muslims, believing that the gospel of Jesus could bring peace to the holy land. He finally got to Egypt where he met the Sultan, who received him cordially and conversed with him over several days.

Neither one converted the other, but their encounter was one of peace. People of different faiths and none recognize the authenticity and power of the famous prayer of St. Francis, “Lord, make me an instrument of your peace.”

Francis was also a lover of nature and its creatures. In this regard, he connects with the custom of Indigenous peoples, who seek to include all elements of creaturely life when they speak of “all my relations.” Francis had this same spirit, speaking of Brother Sun, Sister Moon, and Brother Wind. He saw water, fire, and earth also as his spiritual siblings. As in the Psalms of the Bible, he envisioned all natural phenomena praising God as much as humans. The modern hymn based on his Canticle of the Sun is included in many church hymnals—“All creatures of our God and King, lift up your voice and with us sing.”

It was Francis who got animals on the stage of Christmas, creating the first nativity scene with an ox and a donkey flanking a hay-filled manger. Legends arose about him preaching to birds and taming a wolf.

It is no accident that the present pope took the name Francis, the first ever to do so. He shares the unwavering solidarity of St. Francis with the poor and maintains a lively concern for the integrity of the environment. In 1979 Pope John Paul II declared Francis to be the patron saint of ecology.

Francis of Assisi remains a lively advocate for walking with respect in creation.

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Please join us in sending Birthday Wishes to Maria Dunnett, the 1st Lady of Magnetawan a very Happy Birthday. Maria’s birthday was properly celebrated October October 25th. With all the wonderful things she does for the community as well as the schoolchildren, we think that she deserves to be celebrated for many more days to come. Maria, we wish you an amazing year ahead!

The Municipal Office and Landfills will be closed Monday, November 11, 2024 in observance of REMEMBRANCE DAY . Services will be held at the Magnetawan Cenotaph at 2pm Monday November 11th. Refreshments will be served at the Magnetawan Community Centre courtesy of the Magnetawan Agricultural Society after the Ceremony . Lest We Forget Municipality Of Magnetawan NOVEMBER 29TH – 7-9PM- - FREE EVENT! THE HIGHLAND PLAYERS PRESENT Sounds of the Season . A family-friendly evening of stories and carol singing! , Magnetawan Community Centre 7-9pm - Donations to the local food bank will be gratefully accepted.

DECEMBER 7TH - ANNUAL CHRISTMAS MARKET AT CHRISTMAS MARKET AT THE MAGNETAWAN COMMUNITY CENTRE MAGNETAWAN BAIT AND TACKLE INVITES YOU TO STOP IN AND LOOK AT OUR WIDE VARIETY OF CHRISTMAS IDEAS…. YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO EARLY! NEW WINTER HOURS - Our winter hours are now in effect! Sunday - Thursday 8:00am7:00pm Friday & Saturday 8:00am - 8:00pm SATURDAYS! MAGNETAWAN LIBRARY BOOK SALE EVERY SATURDAY! 10AM-1PM - HARDCOVER $1 PAPERBÅCK $0.50 STOP BY! WE HAVE A WONDERFUL SELECTION! BRING A BAG! WE HAVE LOTS TO CHOSE FROM! LANDFILL WINTER HOURS 8AM TO 4PM -CHAPMAN LANDFILL OPEN: SUNDAY, MONDAY CROFT LANDFILL OPEN: TUESDAY, FRIDAY, SATURDAY A LANDFILL SCHEDULED TO BE OPEN DURING THE WINTER MONTHS WILL NOT BE OPEN ON A STATUTORY HOLIDAY SUMMER HOURS WILL RESUME SATURDAY MAY 17, 2025 FOR MORE INFORMATION ABOUT MUNICIPAL LANDFILLS AND RECYCLING - PLEASE VISIT OUR LANDFILL AND RECYCLING PAGE ON OUR WEBSITE AT - WWW.MAGNETAWAN.COM NOVEMBER 13TH - SENIORS FREE DINNER AND LEARN EVENT Location: Magnetawan Community Centre Presentation by Tifany Elliott and Anne Walsh, Almaguin Adult Learning Centre at 5:00 pm Prime Rib Dinner by Jimmy to be served at 6:00 pm - Come join us to learn about the programs that are offered in the East Parry Sound Area!

RESERVATIONS ARE REQUIRED BY WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 7TH AS THERE IS LIMITED SEATING To register, please contact the Municipal Office at (705) 387-3947 or by email at recreation@magnetawan.com Ontario FUNDED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF ONTARIO Municipality of Magnetawan EUCHRE EVERY TUESDAY AT THE LEGION - 10am-Noon - Everyone welcome to join in the fun!

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SIDE AT THE MAGNETAWAN COMMUNITY CENTRE! EQUIPMENT CAN BE PROVIDED OR BRING YOUR OWN PADDLES. Come join us indoors. Paddles and wiffle balls provided. All you need are indoor shoes MAGNETAWAN FIRE DEPARTMENT NEEDS YOU! Volunteers Needed There’s A Job for Everyone!

Firefighter, Medical Responder ,Driver/Operator, Accountability Person ,Safety Officer, Radio Operators, For an application or more information: -visit the Municipalities website www.magnetawan.com -call or text 705-349-8477 -email fire@magnetawan.com -visit Station One at 81 Albert St. GEOCACHING - The Worlds Largest Treasure Hunt NOW IN MAGNETAWAN! What is geocaching? Geocaching is a form of treasure hunting, but it's less about the treasure and more about the sight seeing experience. The Geocaching app will be used to locate nearby geocaches, once you have selected Geocache the app will help you navigate towards the general area of the geocache, The app will then notify you that you are in the area closest to the geocache, and that's when you start looking around to find the geocache.

Once The geocache is found sign your name on the paper inside and if there's any little treasures you must leave some thing to take some thing. once you are finished with the geocache make sure to put it back exactly where you found it, so other geocachers can enjoy the same experience you had. What is needed to geocache? The Geocaching App (SEARCH GEOCACHING IN THE APP STORE) and a PEN! Happy Hunting!

TRINITY UNITED CHURCH INVITES YOU TO HELP - Please help keep our community pantry full!

We have many people using this and we are having a lot of difficulty keeping up with the needs. Please consider donating non-perishable foods and unopened toiletries to our pantry, located in the “mural” corner of the community center parking lot. There will also be donation boxes at the Market (near the coffee counter) and on the porch at Trinity United Church (kitty-corner from the Grill). As always, if you need something please take and use it, remembering that there are many in need. Have a wonderful time of giving thanks!

Magnetawan Friendship Club - Monthly members meeting - 2nd Tuesday 1 p.m. - Bingo every 2 weeks - Sunday - 2 pm $10 - 50/50 - Euchre, Crib, and so much more CROSWELLS LANDING IN AHMIC HARBOUR 62 George Street– PIZZA, BAGELS, BREADS AND SO MUCH MORE! Hours: CLOSED: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday OPEN: Thursday 3:30pm - 8pm Friday 9am - 8pm Saturday 9am - 8pm Sunday 11am - 7pm Please keep in mind these are our winter hours. We will be implementing summer hours soon as well as our improved summer menu. Make sure you check back for updates! -Evan (705) 358-1192 Are you, or is someone you know, a senior over 65? someone recovering from surgery or illness?; someone with a chronic or terminal illness?; or someone with a developmental disability? Magnetawan Meals On Wheels provides meal delivery to the Municipality of Magnetawan to those who are eligible Meals on Wheels We deliver ! Contact Volunteer Coordinators Bill & Mary Bishop @ 705-349-1264 for more details.

Quiet Bay Café, 5333 Hwy 124, Magnetawan is now open for breakfast and lunch! New hours going forward will be 6am to 2 pm TUESDAY .-Friday, & 8am to 2pm Sat-Sun. WE ARE CLOSED MONDAYS. COMING LION’S EVENTS (watch on Facebook or Municipal web page to confirm dates) Wild Game Dinner ( Feb/25) – Pending confirmation by December. Shrove Tuesday – Tuesday March 04, 2025. Pickeral Fry – July /25 Swim Classes –start July 14 to August 01, 2025 Golf Tournament – Sept. 25 Dock/Picnic tables available upon request

A farmer is giving his wife last-minute instructions before heading to town to do chores. "That fellow from Sematol will be along this afternoon to inseminate one of the cows. I've hung a nail by the right stall so you'll know which one I want him to impregnate." Satisfied that his wife could understand the instructions, the farmer left for town. That afternoon, the 'Inseminator' arrives, and the wife dutifully takes him out to the barn and directly to the stall with the nail. "This is the cow right here," she tells him. "What's the nail for?" the guy asks. She replies, "I guess it's to hang up your pants."

Fake News and Happy News,

Does the Internet Know the Difference?

CATHARINA BOWERS There is so much junk on the internet. There is so much Fake News that it should be enough for us to say, I'm not going to read that stuff any more.

For instance There are fake death notices, fake money to be given to seniors, child care, groceries, give away phones, cars, etc. There are some legit money notices, but the majority are phoney.

I just saw a picture of Prince William, beside his wife who is in bed. It can not be a real picture. The prince has way too much hair, and he has 6 fingers on his left hand. What do you think? Fake News for sure.

They tend to get people's spirits up. They tend to promise things that have not been approved. They tell you if you read the whole story that it is still a rumour and if you want the truth you need to read the website of Revenue Canada when it comes to certain gifts that seniors will be getting. There is no such thing as a gift from anyone.

The phony notices have elements of truth. But especially seniors do not set your hearts on all notices aimed at you that are supposedly being handed out that day, or that month. I call it Fake News as do many others. People that need food, money, a bike, you name it, tend to believe a lot of internet stories.

And you have all found out yourselves that there is not a lot of truth in these give aways that are supposed to be so exciting for every one. But it creates heartache.

Then there are the big scammers who whittle their

way into into your lives and open up the scars of money mismanagement, or a failed business. It promises to give you a ton of money and make you rich again. hummm.

Then there is also the smooth talking man who goes after a lonely widow who is missing the love of her life. Or she is just lonely.

He promises her love, travel, whatever he can think of to suck her in and give him whatever he wants to take from her. We have all seen these scammers on TV, It is always someone else. But they all go after us as well. We just have to be careful.

PS... would like to wish Deputy Mayor Joe Lamb of Whitestone/Dunchurch a very happy birthday today.

May your day be filled with happy thoughts and may your family and friends wish you all the best. It is also Jenny Ogden's birthday today, my dear friend for the past 68 years. I'm thinking of you today, and I hope your day is as beautiful as you are. Big Hugs and Happy Birthday my dear.

The Troublemakers in the Whitestone area are working on their first big task. Things are on the way, and you will be updated very shortly. The get together will be held in Dunchurch at the Community Centre at a date to still be announced depending on when Don and Yvonne are able to move into their new house.

We will give you plenty of notice. And in the mean time they are working on a wish list of what they will need for their new home. It is a stressful time no doubt, but Yvonne tells me that they are grateful for all that is being done for them. Going through a fire and losing everything must be a harrowing experience for a family. But when this happens in a closeknit community, people come together and help one another out. For this we are grateful. If there is something you can help with or donate, please email me at whitestonetroublemaker@yahoo.com. Thank you all for your help.

The illiberal outcomes of anti-racism: Review of the latest hit from Daily Wire Studios, ‘Am I racist?’

Danny Randall

“Am I Racist?” the latest from Daily Wire studios, hit theatres this past month, cracking the box office top five and grossing more than $4 million. But the movie warrants attention for more than just its box office success; its creators have also managed to kickstart an international conversation about Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI.) Am I Racist? is both disconcerting for those concerned about the direction DEI is taking society and simultaneously disarming for those that might tacitly support the ideology’s claims. The movie takes the form of a mockumentary film (think The Office or Borat) and shows conservative talk-show host Matt Walsh transformed into a man-bun wearing hipster with an unquenchable enthusiasm for DEI initiatives.

In the movie, we see Walsh play the role of someone committed to “doing the work” to decolonize himself and become a successful DEI instructor. In expert comedic style (akin to a toned-down Sacha Baron Cohen,) Walsh combines serious dialogue about DEI with delightful situational humour to expose the underbelly of what has rapidly become a multi-billion-dollar industry in North America.

Throughout, we see the Daily Wire host “sharing spaces” with major DEI-proponents like Robin DiAngelo (author of White Fragility) and Race2Dinner founders Saira Rao and Regina Jackson (the latter’s television show “Deconstructing Karen” can be streamed on CBC Gem), as well as a number of lesser known but equally zealous figures. Each successive exchange yields similar results: those who are supposed to be teaching Matt to be more inclusive exhibit behaviour which is anything but.

Does Walsh set his opponents up to fail? Only in the sense that his team brought the cameras and microphones; it’s the DEI “experts” themselves who lay bare the absurdity of their ideas. Indeed, the documentary is far from dishonest, but earnest, and no matter how one views the participants’ gaffes, it is plain to see that not even Walsh could have put their words into their mouths.

“Whiteness robs you of your brain”, one expert erroneously asserted. Students of Shakespeare, Newton, and Einstein might disagree.

At a number of moments we witness the divisive and illiberal nature of anti-racism: a theory that categorizes people by race and ethnicity to award jobs, grants, and promotions based on one’s surface features and group identity.

At other points, we see the insidious nature of the industry which has cropped up around it: One woman Walsh interviews charged $50,000 for the privilege, another’s fee for an anti-racism session was $30,000, while the Race2Dinner duo was rather affordable by comparison, running Walsh’s team just $5,000.

Matt Walsh perfectly summarizes the problem with many of the self-proclaimed “experts” who feature in the movie when he says, “They’re selling us a disease and telling us there is no cure”. An insightful comment that well sums up the anger and division sown by those who wish to return to an age where one’s race defined one’s place in the world.

Am I Racist?, in a most witty and entertaining way, succeeds in highlighting a number of issues with DEI, but the fundamental challenge with DEI is the assumption it is rooted in — that the whole ‘system’ is inherently racist, a conclusion that the data does not support. This assumption, repeated by many of Walsh’s guests, simply ignores the facts: how in Canada, for example, those of Asian descent earn more money than white people by a healthy margin.

By the end of the movie, viewers may learn something about what it means to be truly inclusive, though those lessons are more likely to stem from the interactions Walsh records with ordinary black and white folks Walsh meets at bikers’ bars and mechanic shops; not the so-called “professionals.” The film suggests that perhaps the real racists are those pointing their fingers at regular people for simply watching too many Disney films with white female princesses.

(This is an actual grievance aired by one of Walsh’s “coaches”.)

In conclusion, should you watch Am I Racist? The answer is yes. Even if you’re less enthused about Walsh’s penchant for cringe humour, the film serves as an excellent jumping off point for discussions with friends and family about the uncomfortable realities of DEI and anti-racism — namely, that they constitute an ideology which tends to manifest itself in overtly racist ways.

All in all, the movie is an enjoyable hour and forty minutes; certainly much more enjoyable than any corporate diversity training of similar length.

Am I Racist? is currently playing in cinemas and begins streaming on DailyWire+ October 28th.

D.C.C. Randell is a researcher at the Aristotle Foundation for Public Policy. ***Note: This column is being shared courtesy of the Aristotle Foundation and is now available for publishing. Permission is granted to reproduce or re-publish this column with attribution to the Aristotle Foundation for Public Policy.

McDonald's can get your order wrong 1,000 times and you still support it But when a local business makes a mistake once....you criticize it for life.

Walmart can raise prices overnight and you still shop. A small business owner gives you their price, and you always want a discount or question the price. Don't be that person Let's support small entrepreneurs

The average life of a taste bud is 10 days.

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Age-Friendly Survey - The Parry Sound Age Friendly Committee is asking for your help to create an action plan to make Parry Sound more Age-Friendly. Take the short survey to have your voice heard and enter for your chance to win a $50 grocery gift card. https:// ca.mar.medallia.com/AFC NOVEMBER 2ND- the Hurdville Community Club presents a Prime Rib Hunters’ Supper” with well known Chef James McMurdo. $30 – 2 SEATINGS 5 p.m. and 6:30 p.m. THIS EVENT IS

BY ADVANCE TICKET ONLY. NOVEMBER 16TH-McKELLAR CHRISTMAS MARKET IOAM-IPM - MCKELLAR COMMUNITY CENTRE -701 Hwy. 124, McKellar SHOP OVER 50 VENDORS-VISIT SANTA IIAMIPMFOOD/DRINKS BY DOMINO’S PIZZA- FESTIVE BONFIRE TO TOAST MARSHMALLOWS-ENTER TO WIN THE MCKELLAR PUBLIC LIBRARY GIFT BASKET- TRY YOUR LUCK WITH THE LIONS “GRAND IN YOUR HAND” LOTTERY- ENJOY THE LIONS FAMOUS POPCORN- DROP OFF SANTA LETTERS IN THE LIBRARY- HELP THE LIONS FILL THEIR DONATION BOXES WITH TOYS AND NON PERISHABLE FOOD ITEMS. Whitestone McKellar Lions Club Lottery License M725974 Money raised Will go towards the Lions Christmas Baskets and Toy Drive for families in Whitestone and McKellar. Volunteers needed to help deliver Christmas Baskets before Christmas, HOSTED BY THE MCKELLAR MARKET Follow us on Facebook and Instagram for further information. contact Joyce at joymbe1149@gmail.com FREE ENTRY SUNDAYS – AT 1PM - Euchre at McKellar Community Centre, bid euchre games begin at 1 p.m. Cost is $5 coffee and snacks included. Everyone welcome. Beginners welcome! Come out and learn how to play and join in the fun! 12:15pm.

Yoga with Helen is back at the McKeIIar Community Hall every Thursday from 7pm-8pm Burnett’s Road Corner Library Is located at Burnett’s and Hurdville Rd. Free books, magazines, dvds.

McKellar Public Library McKELLAR PUBLIC LIBRARY Have you visited the library and checked out the new Makerspace area? sewing and circuit classes will be held.

McKrafters - 2nd and 4th Tuesday of every month from 6:00 to 9:00 pm Bring your current craft/project and enjoy the social time!

Knitting Club-1st and 3rd Tuesday of Every Month at 1:00 pm Book Club- 4th Tuesday of Every Month at 1:00 pm SEWING WITH LORRIE - The McKellar Public Library is launching an Open Studio for Beginners or Refreshers in Machine Sewing- Sewing with Lorrie• Interested in Learning to Sew on a Machine?• Wanting to revisit your sewing past after a long break? • Just wish you could hem your pants or repair a seam in your blouse? Sewing Machines will be available, as well as basic supplies but space is limited. It is important to register with the McKellar Library staff with your chosen date(s) and time(s). You can bring your own equipment if you wish.

McKellar Memories and Celebrating McKellar-Books for Sale at the Library!

McKellar Memories-$28.00 incl. tax-Get yours today, and help support our library! It’s here! The long awaited and much anticipated book, Celebrating McKellar! Stories contributed by all those who love McKellar, in honour of its 150th anniversary. On sale now in your library for $28.00 incl. tax each. Hope to see you soon!

Nature Backpack available with library card - EXPLORE NATURE IN MCKELLAR- USE YOUR MCKELLAR LIBRARY CARD TO BORROW A COMPREHENSIVE HIKING PACK FOR KIDS COURTESY OF THE GEORGIAN BAY BIOSPHERE -KIT INCLUDES BINOCULARS EQUIPMENT TO STUDY FAUNA AND FLORA GUIDE BOOKS -MAGNIFYING EQUIPMENT TOOLS FIRSTAID KIT AND SO MUCH MORE!

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WEDNESDAY MORNINGS, 10AM-11AM - GRIEF RECOVERY -SUPPORT GROUP 6 WEEK PR0GRAM. FACILITATED WITH A REGISTERED COUNSELLOR OPEN TO ALL COMMUNITY MEMBERS! DROP-IN - NO REGISTRATION NEEDED! 25 Church Street, Parry Sound.

Contact: ripley@psfc.ca - (705)746-1799 FRIENDSHIP CENTRE In parthership with PSFC.ca

Parry Sound Do you have what it takes to join this ever growing, always learning team of likeminded individuals? Jr firefighters: 15-17 Probationary firefighters: 18+ with a valid driver’s license, clean criminal records check and a willingness to learn Apply today to Firedept@shawanagafirstnation.ca PARRY SOUND FOOD BANK IS IN NEED! Food Bank use is up 40% in the Parry Sound area and the shelves are becoming very empty. Cash donations are welcomed and need as well as non perishable food. A drop off slot is located at the top of the ramp after hours, or drop inside of the Parry Sound Harvest Share. 93 James St. Parry Sound. Monday - Friday. 9 till 3 . Everything is so appreciated, please help if you can.

Did you know that Pioneer Gas station in Parry Sound that sells the GNA has many fabulous things in their store? Next time in, take a good look around!

They even do passport photos!

CANADORE COLLEGE WEST - Want to join the fun? Every Thursday, we host exciting activities as part of our seniors programming. From exploring your creative side, enjoying outdoor walks, exciting game days, and more. Come make some memories with us!

DO YOU HAVE A STATUS CARD? Health Department CARA Program Presents SWIMMING AT THE GRAND TAPPATTOO Available November 1st 2024 to May 1st 2025 Members must sign in at front desk with Status Card Access cards can be provided to those with children who have not received their status cards. Contact Liz Tabobondung for more information or for access cards cra@wasauksing.ca - 705-746-2033 ext 305 WEDNESDAY nights at the Trestle Brewing Company – Trivia at the Trestle 6:30 PM - 9PM If you have an event, or know of an event, please send it to us at Greatnortharrownewspaper@gmail.com.

We love ‘GOOD NEWS!’ We also welcome celebrations!

NOVEMBER 2ND-10AM-12PM - EATS WITHOUT MEATS -Plant-based proteins are a healthy and affordable option that are important for feeding and sustaining a growing population. A registered dietitian will go over the best sources of plant-based proteins, how to use them, and share recipes. We will make and enjoy a plant-based meal together. Participants will also take home leftovers and receive a take-home guide. 24 Mary Street , Parry Sound. FREE event, registration suggested – Part of the Eat Around the Sound (EATS) Series, with support from the Town of Parry Sound & the North Bay Parry Sound District Health Unit.

NOVEMBER 5TH- 1PM- Duplicate Bridge -Bobby Orr Community Centre NOVEMBER 7TH- 7 PM- FILM AT THE STOCKEY : FIREBRAND - Katherine Parr, the sixth wife of King Henry VIII, is named regent while the tyrant battles abroad. When the king returns, increasingly ill and paranoid, Katherine finds herself fighting for her own survival. The film stars Alicia Vikander, Jude Law, and Eddie Marsan. Rated R for some violent content, brief gore and sexuality/nudity. Regular tickets are $12 each.

The Stockey Centre- (877) 746-4466 - info@stockeycentre.com NOVEMBER 8TH – 9:30AM-Essentrics Aging Backwards Workout-Humphrey Community Centre NOVEMBER 8TH- 6:30PM – ALL SOULS FEAST CEREMONY : Parry Sound Friendship Center- To connect with ancestor spirits through a ceremonial feast led by Hector Copegog. What to Bring: A small plate or bowl for the feast food dedicated to the spirit you wish to connect with. Please come with a clear mind; the ceremony is alcohol and drug-free.

NOVEMBER 9TH- 10AM- Essentrics Full-Body Dynamic Strength Workout- Bobby Orr Community Centre NOVEMBER 10TH- 7:30PM - LEASH - A Tribute to Pearl Jam - Charles W. Stockey Centre for the Performing Arts NOVEMBER 12TH – 3PM- O Christmas Tea: A British Comedy - Charles W. Stockey Centre NOVEMBER 12TH – 1PM-Duplicate Bridge - Bobby Orr Community Centre NOVEMBER 14TH- 7:00PM- Festival of the Sound Connoisseur Club Canadian Guitar Quartet Festival Station Office NOVEMBER 14TH-7:30PM - RUMOURS - The Ultimate Fleetwood Mac Tribute Show -Stockey Centre NOVEMBER 15TH- 9AM- Mental health first aid: Adults who interact with youth-Parry Sound Public Library NOVEMBER 15TH – 9:30AM-Essentrics Aging Backwards Workout Humphrey Community Centre NOVEMBER 15TH- 1:30PM-Parry Sound Blood Donation Event St. Peter’s - Knights of Columbus Hall - Main Hall NOVEMBER 16TH- 10AM- Essentrics Full-Body Dynamic Strength Workout-Bobby Orr Community Centre

NOVEMBER 16TH – 7:30PM-ABBA REVISITED Christmas Concert Stockey Centre NOVEMBER 19TH – 1PM- Duplicate Bridge, Bobby Orr Community Centre NOVEMBER 21ST- 7PM- FILM AT THE STOCKEY: DRIVE AWAY DOLLS- Jamie regrets her breakup with her girlfriend, while Marian needs to relax. In search of a fresh start, they embark on an unexpected road trip to Tallahassee. Things quickly go awry when they cross paths with a group of inept criminals. The film stars Margaret Qualley and Geraldine Viswanathan, and costars Beanie Feldstein, Colman Domingo, Pedro Pascal, Bill Camp, and Matt Damon.Rated R for crude sexual content, full nudity, language and some violent content. Regular tickets are $12 each. The Stockey Centre(877) 746-4466 - info@stockeycentre.com NOVEMBER 22ND- 9AM-Mental health first aid: Adults who interact with youth - Parry Sound Public Library NOVEMBER 22ND- 9:30AM- Essentrics Aging Backwards Workout Humphrey Community Centre | Seguin, ON NOVEMBER 23RD – 7:30PM- Queen’s Court- celebrating the music of QUEEN-Stockey Centre NOVEMBER 23RD-10AM- Essentrics Full-Body Dynamic Strength Workout - Bobby Orr Community Centre NOVEMBER 23RD- ROTARY CLUB FESTIVE FEAST - 5:30 PM - Social Hour- 6:30 PM - Meal & Trivia- 8:30 PM - Musical Entertainment - Duo Cohigh - Where: Bobby Orr Community Centre - Cost Options: - Single Ticket: $80 (No additional tax or tips!) - Table of Eight: $580 (No additional tax or tips!) - Table of Six: $450 (No additional tax or tips!) Join us for an excellent way to celebrate the Christmas season! Enjoy your favorite foods from local businesses while mingling and making memories with friends, family, or colleagues.

NOVEMBER 24TH- -7pm- Matthew Byrne - Stockey Centre NOVEMBER 24th- 1pm- FRENCH Conversation Group (PARRY SOUND) (18+) (ZOOM) Virtual Using Zoom NOVEMBER 24TH – 3PM- OLD FASHIONED TUPPERWARE PARTY AND BINGO - Foley Community Center NOVEMBER 22ND-5PM, - FESTIVITIES - 6PMLight Up The Park - Get ready to kick off the holiday season with joy and excitement at Market Square Park with our annual “Light Up the Park” event! Mark your calendars and bring your friends, family, and festive spirit to this beloved tradition. November 22, 2024- Location: Market Square Park, Town of Parry Sound- Time: Festivities begin at 5:00 PM at the Parry Sound Public Library for Stories with Santa, the official lighting of the Park takes place at 6:00 PM Join us as Market Square Park transforms into a winter wonderland, adorned with dazzling Christmas lights that illuminate the night sky. This spectacular display marks the beginning of the holiday season and brings our community together in celebration.

Highlights Include: Stories with Santa: Join Santa inside the Parry Sound Public Library. Official Lighting Ceremony: Mayor Jamie McGarvey will kick off the festivities with a short speech full of holiday cheer at 5:55 PM. Light Ceremony: Witness the magic as lights brighten up the park at precisely 6:00 PM. Festive Activities: Enjoy warm beverages, and holiday music that fills the air with holiday tunes. Don’t forget to dress warmly and arrive early to enjoy the atmosphere. “Light Up the Park” promises to be an enchanting evening of fun, community, and merriment. Bring your loved ones and start your holiday season with a sparkle!

Whether you’re young or young at heart, this event sparks the spirit of the season, offering a vibrant start to our community’s holiday celebrations. After the event, be sure to explore further celebrations and events happening around Parry Sound throughout the festive season!

NOVEMBER 26TH- 7:30PM- EARLY ELTON - Celebrating the music of Elton John- Stockey Centre NOVEMBER 26TH- 1PM- Duplicate Bridge-Bobby Orr Community Centre NOVEMBER 27TH- 1PM- Probus Club of Parry Sound-Mary Street Centre NOVEMBER 29TH- 9:30AM-Essentrics Aging Backwards Workout- Humphrey Community Centre NOVEMBER 29TH- 2PM-7PM- The Twelfth Annual One-of-a-Kind Christmas Artisan Show Stockey Centre NOVEMBER 30TH- 10AM- Essentrics Full-Body Dynamic Strength Workout - Bobby Orr Community Centre NOVEMBER 30TH- 10AM-3PM- The Twelfth Annual One-of-a-Kind Christmas Artisan Show NOVEMBER 29TH AND 30TH – ONE OF A KIND CHRISTMAS SHOW - AT THE STOCKEY CENTRE- NOVEMBER 29TH- 2PM-7PM- The Twelfth Annual One-ofa-Kind Christmas Artisan Show- Saturday , November 30th – 10am-3pmNOVEMBER 30TH –NOON - PARRY SOUND SAN-

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NOVEMBER 3RD – INTERNATIONAL DAY FOR BIOSPHERE RESERVES

The United Nations Educational, Scientific, and

Cultural Organization (UNESCO) has designated the 3rd of November as the International Day for Biosphere Reserves. The purpose of this international day is to provide a wake-up call on the importance of caring for the environment and achieving a balance between human activities and the conservation of natural resources. Over 700 Biosphere sites in over 120 countries are celebrating the World Network of Biosphere Reserves, including 19 in Canada.

Georgian Bay Biosphere is a region of 347,000 hectares situated within Anishinaabek territory that stretches from the Severn River to the French River, and was designated by UNESCO in 2004. Nominations for new sites need to meet strict criteria, such

as their ecological significance and their potential for sustainable development. The archipelago of “30,000 Islands” is seen as a living landscape where nature protection is as important as livelihoods. They are places where research and education help communities meet these goals.

In eastern Georgian Bay, the not-for-profit charity that oversees the international designation of the region is called Georgian Bay Mnidoo Gamii Biosphere (GBB), incorporated in 1998 and has an office in Parry Sound. The GBB staff offer programs from Honey Harbour to Britt, Whitestone to Mactier, Moose Deer First Nation to Magnetawan First Nation and many places between. Its mission is to help create balance between people and nature through partnerships in the areas of conservation, education, culture, and sustainable development.

According to UNESCO, the International Day for Biosphere Reserves is to be commemorated at national and local levels through activities and events that contribute to a better knowledge of the role and impact of biosphere reserves. It is intended to mobilize and acknowledge the commitment, actions and solutions by the entire World Biosphere family – the people, institutions and partners that make up the global network.

On November 3rd, the Town of Parry Sound, Seguin Township, and the Township of Georgian Bay raised the GBB flag with plans for annual recognition on this date.

Mayor Jamie McGarvey stated: “On behalf of the Town of Parry Sound and recognizing the Town’s location within the Georgian Bay Biosphere Mnidoo Gamii, it’s very gratifying to see UNESCO honouring biosphere reserves with a special day to mark them.

At a critical time in our earth’s history, biospheres are a beacon of what is possible and what we must work

to maintain – that special balance between human activities and conservation of our natural resources.”

“The Georgian Bay Mnidoo Gamii Biosphere is a tremendous resource here in West Parry Sound,” says Seguin Township Mayor Ann MacDiarmid. “Seguin Township is proud to join organizations around the world today to recognize the value of these incredible natural spaces. We know that Seguin residents have a passion for our natural environment and in the face of climate change and other environmental pressures, Seguin Council and staff are committed to making decisions about development and growth that reflect this passion.”

“As an organization, we are excited to bring attention to Georgian Bay and how our work cares for place and people,” says Becky Pollock, GBB’s Executive Director. “Since the organization was founded 24 years ago, we feel that we’ve had significant impact and we continue to strive to be a model region for sustainability. We have much to celebrate and see tremendous opportunity for protecting the environment, building a healthy economy and creating vibrant communities.

We’re hopeful that all area communities will celebrate being part of the Georgian Bay Biosphere on November 3rd annually.”

“The UNESCO designation belongs to each and every one of us,” says Greg Mason, GBB’s Director of Operations. “It is something that can guide our individual decisions and our collective vision for community. We want to thank local partners that are helping to develop biodiversity strategies at a regional scale to address a global crisis, as well as those building programs for social well-being. Together we are creating a future we can be proud of.”

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A great family restaurant to enjoy birthdays, partys and alot more! The Blue Roof has home style cooked meals and lots of homemade goods! Also with a new delicious lunch special each day! So what are you waiting for? Stop by the Blue Roof in Sundridge for a great meal!

Shoutout to the old days when you said you were sleeping over at a friend's house but you were really out in a field dying of alcohol poisoning and your parents couldn't track your phone location much less ask you for a selfie to prove anything.

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Today I have another story about...you guessed it. Me and the wonderful people I hang out with!

Last week, I was told about a lunch invitation that one of the ladies from the knitting circle was setting up.

The circle of troublemakers were figuring out what was going on, When it comes down to what us troublemakers do…it is all for the greater good.

The troublemakers are amazing, wonderful people, who believe that there is good in others, and when times seem to be bad for some, there are troublemakers who take it up for others.

There are troublemakers who see an opportunity to help. And that is what they do.

The last couple of weeks on Thursday afternoon, we have had exceptional attendance for Yarn Circle.

It’s a good thing that Eva lets us talk in the circle.

Now, I am not sure how much larger the circle can be made?

Bonnie came back after about a year of her being tied up, (not literally). Bonnie it was so nice to see you come back. Then we also have had a brand-new attendee from Kentucky, her name is Patty. It’s a long way to come for Yarn Circle. But all so worth it. Patty lives in Ahmic Lake.It is a wonderful way to get to meet new people, and to develop yarn skills.

Patty and I had an interesting conversation. She is a retired microbiologist, and she also worked for 15 years in pharmaceuticals. After I had my coughing spell, she asked me if I took beta blockers for high blood pressure. Yes, was my answer, Bisoprolol. Patty then checked something online, and sure enough coughing is one of the side affects of Bisoprolol. She said, “It would be worth calling my cardiologist to see if I could be tried on a different med that didn’t cause me to cough so violently. It scares me, as well as all the people around me. And I am so exhausted from coughing.”

For some of the ladies it is their only outing of the week besides doctor or medical appointments. Especially with winter being right around the corner, making sure that we have a fun thing to attend at least once a week is a good and healthy outing for all of us.

We have another lady that joined us in the past month, her name is Jennifer. She came from the Toronto area and she is a retired schoolteacher.

Having said all that, I won’t be there next week. I have an eye appointment. I need to have a follow-up with an ophthalmologist about a condition called pseudo exfoliation syndrome. If left untreated, it is

quite serious. But according to my optometrist if I have regular 6 month follow up it should be manageable and the pressure in my eyes should not rise out of control. There is more to it, but I won’t go into it now, because it may not have to be anything to worry about. It is probably genetic, with it being more age related and affecting many more women than men.

Now going back to Patty, you know many of us have said, you end up meeting people who you are meant to meet. I totally believe that.

I have been struggling with a cough for many years, since I had open heart surgery in February of 2015.

At that time, I was put on a beta blocker called Bisoprolol. It had numerous side effects but nothing so sketchy as the cough that I have become intimately involved with. I laugh, I cough, I eat, I cough, I talk, I cough, I sleep, I cough, I speak for a few minutes, I cough. It can become so violent, that those who are observing don’t know what to do.

I am on my second respirologist. The first one didn’t have any idea what to do for me. The second has tried everything imaginable. Including pills, sprays, puffers and opiates to calm it all down. One spray froze my eyes, that was the most disconcerting experience in the world. My head and eyes were supposed to move right, but that didn’t happen. The locking of my eyes was quite a serious aspect of what was going on. I called the pharmacist and told him what happened. He suggested I stop taking the spray (Zenhale). I am at the moment taking 1.5 mg Dilaudid to suppress the cough. This isn’t really working either. It can be so exhausting and embarrassing to be coughing, sneezing, and blubbering in front of my kids.

I emailed my cardiologist, and to date there is no response yet. I will call his administrative assistant on Monday morning. If for some reason I don’t get through, I will speak with my pharmacist and doctor on Monday morning when I have an appointment with my primary care physician.

On to our troublemaker task…We have fortunately found someone who is willing to store goods and items in her basement. It is not your typical basement, since you can go through the garage and go down 3 steps. And voila, you are there. The basement. This means we can have our shower a little earlier and store everything for Don and Yvonne.

The house built by Royal is being delivered to the Burgess’ address on the 30th of October. Say it takes 30 days to get it all ready for moving in, that still leaves a month before it is Christmas.

This coming week we will work out a date with Yvonne and Don. It must be a daunting experience to have gone through this ordeal, but knowing how good your neighbours and friends are being to getting it all healed up, so that you can move forward must be very satisfying.

At the top of the story I had mentioned that one of our friends mentioned that she was setting up a luncheon for her friends. The group she invited was very talkative, a beautiful lunch was served with butternut squash soup and fancy high tea sandwiches. Can you think of anything nicer to do on a rainy, murky afternoon. Gayle for the past year had not been feeling well. She kept on saying that she wanted to host a lunch for her closest friends. She finally felt well enough to do it. We were only too happy to oblige.

Bravo Gayle, you were able to achieve a new goal. I think you are a remarkable woman!

GREAT NEWS! Fibro Warriors by Catharina Bowers is out on Amazon.ca

Rotary and Rotaract Club of West Parry Sound

Linda West

We’re excited to announce the launch of our new Facebook page, "Rotary and Rotaract Club of West Parry Sound"! This page will help us connect with the community, promote upcoming events, and highlight the impact of our projects. With your support, we can reach a broader audience and amplify our mission.

Here’s How You Can Help Boost Our Page: Follow and Like the Page Visit our page at Facebook.com/Wpsclubs and click “Like” to stay connected. Following the page helps ensure you see updates, and it’s a quick way to show support!

Share with Friends: Share the page with friends, family, and colleagues who might be interested in our work. A personal message encouraging others to follow is even more powerful!

Engage with Posts: Help us increase visibility by liking, sharing, and commenting on our posts. The more engagement a post receives, the further it reaches in the Facebook community.

Invite Others to Join: Under the “Community” tab on our page, you can invite people in your network to like the page. It only takes a moment but can make a huge difference in growing our audience.

Spread the Word Offline: Don’t forget to mention the page in your conversations with fellow members, friends, or potential supporters. A simple mention can bring more people to see what we’re up to.

Let’s work together to make our new Facebook page a thriving hub of community and connection. Feel free to explore our latest posts and drop a comment to help kick-start the engagement! Thank you for your continued support and dedication.

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VOLUNTEER APPRECIATION

MAGNETAWAN: On Monday, October 28, many of our Magnetawan Wheels to Meals team and many of our Magnetawan Meals on Wheels volunteer drivers, enjoyed the Volunteer Appreciation Dinner hosted by the East Parry Sound Community Support Services, in Sundridge. Thank you to all our wonderful volunteers!

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Fun Facts, Canada: Halls Cough Drops

with Dog On A Root - jim Young, LORING, ON With cough and cold season upon us, we will soon be reaching for our favourite cough drops or throat lozenges whether it’s Fisherman’s Friends, Ricola, Vicks, Buckleys or Halls.

I miss the Smith Brothers Cough Drops that I used to buy in the 1960s and most often reach for Halls now. Hell, I don’t even wait to get a sore throat. I just love their menthol flavour any time of the year. As an added bonus, they are made right here in Canada… Scarborough to be precise. Why else would I be mentioning them in this edition of “Fun Facts Canada”?

(Sorry… that’s as good a segue as I’ve got for this.)

It was the Halls Brothers (Thomas & Norman) who first manufactured Halls Cough Drops (in case you were wondering where they got their name) in the 1930s. Prior to that, the Halls Brothers Company in England had been manufacturing soaps and jams since 1893.

The company changed hands over the years being acquired first by Warren-Lambert then Pfizer, Cadbury-Schweppes and Kraft Foods. In 2012 Kraft split

into two publicly traded companies and Mondelez International, an international snack-food company was born.

Producing a variety of snack foods such as Toblerone and Cadbury Chocolate Bars, Clorets Gum, Oreo Cookies, Ritz, Triscuit and Wheat Thin Crackers, Philadelphia Cream Cheese and many more, Mondelez International ultimately moved production of Halls Cough Drops to Scarborough, Ontario.

Listing Menthol and Eucalyptus as medicinal ingredients in Halls’ cough drops, there are also many of the other questionable ingredients such as food colouring, sugar and some of the other usual crap that we’ve come to expect in our food.

But then who really ever believed cough drops or cough “candies” as they are often known, to be a serious OTC (Over The Counter) drug anyway? In fact, outside of North America, Halls isn’t even marketed as a “Cough Drop” or “Cold Relief Product” but simply as a “Refreshing Candy”.

Halls may account for 50% of all cough-drop sales worldwide, but it is also the leading sugar confectionery brand in the world. (Not counting their sugar-free line of course.)

Packaging claims for Halls Cough Drops sometimes describe their product as a “cough suppressant/oral anesthetic”. I suppose “cough suppressant” is an attempt to offer some credibility as a legitimate OTC product while the “oral anesthetic” suggests a hint of sex appeal to help boost sales.

On the bright side, you can get Halls cough drops in any of the following flavours: Canada Dry Ginger Ale, Citrus Blend, Cherry, Honey-Lemon, Ice Blue Peppermint, Mentho-Lyptus, Spearmint, Strawberry, Tropical Fruit and yes… even Pina Colada, without the alcohol of course.

Whatever the pros and cons of the Halls cough drop may be, it was recognized by Good Housekeeping as the Best Overall Cough Drop from a list of 12 competing brands.

But are they any good? Whether Halls is a “cough drop”, a “cough candy” or simply a “candy” worldwide they are still the highest selling in their category making them Scarborough’s biggest export.

Seven billion Halls are sold in North America alone each year. That’s enough to circle the globe at the equator 3.4 times. Of course that’s lying them side by side.

However, if you stood them on end and placed them about ½” apart, they would still circle the globe 3.4 times… but what a domino display THAT would be!

- 30 To read more of jim’s articles, visit www.dogonaroot. com

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NOVEMBER 1ST - We are excited to be celebrating DIWALI (festival of lights) again this year!! Get the most delicious Indian Food, desserts & drinks, lovely décor, enjoy fun Bollywood music & light fire works at the patio. Restaurant will be open 4pm to 11pm Fireworks at the Patio at 8:30pm Please call 705-241-8658 to book your table. Reservation recommended! Plus Special rates on rooms for Friday, Saturday & Sunday nights (1st- 3rd) ENJOY FALL COLOURS up North! (Mention code- JR DIWALI) $89 for Standard Queen; $99 for Deluxe Queen; $129 for Double or Queen Suite; $119 for King; $159 for King Suite. Call 705-241-8658 to make your booking!!

Monday: 8:30 AM - 5:30 PM Tuesday: 8:30 AM - 5:30 PM Wednesday: 8:30 AM - 5:30 PM Thursday: 8:30 AM - 5:30 PM Friday: 8:30 AM - 5:30 PM Saturday: 8:30 AM - 4:00 PM Sunday: CLOSED

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Powassan TUESDAYS 10-11:30AM- UKULELE CLUB AT 250 CLARK , UKULELES PROVIDED, NO MUSICAL TALENT REQUIRED! Ukuleles provided. No musical talent required All welcome! $2. drop in rate Come have fun!

NOVEMBER 7TH- POWASSAN SANTA CLAUS PARADE – As always it will be the first Saturday in December which works out to be the 7th… it starts at 6:00 pm. It travels down Main Street to Clark down to Edward across to South Street where it disperses.

DECEMBER 6TH – 4-8PM - $25 – OUTDOORS - $35-$45 INDOORS. EASTHOLME’S WINTER WONDERLAND - 62 BIG BEND AVE. We Need Volunteer Drivers!! We are looking to recruit more volunteer drivers to deliver hot/frozen meals and drive clients to and from appointments. Volunteers are reimbursed per km for the use of their own vehicle. Make a difference in your community Contact us to find out how! 705-724-6028 or 1-888-521-0000 Community Support Services.

250 Clark - Did you know we have a used clothing store at 250 Clark? It is a wonderful day to shop local and buy some recycled goods! Stop in today at Grace House Powassan from 9-1pm. Please use the west door to access the store.

7pm- Storytime in the Woods (on Facebook- “Events at 250 Clark” Join us on Thursdays at 2 pm for some fun! Groovin’ with Grandma is exclusive to the CCC! It’s a freestyle movement class based on dancing and letting loose! It’s gentle exercise and good for you whatever your fitness level! Come for the exercise and stay for a coffee! Admission fee is optional and the suggested donation is $2 - $5 Coffee, tea and soft drinks are available for purchase.

Let’s Get Active! Catch up with friends and make new acquaintances ! FREE Drop-in... No need to register Classes! Join us for a one-hour class focusing on balance and strength. Held at the Powassan Royal Canadian Legion - Branch 453 - Tuesdays at 9:30 am On Thursdays, Jeannine Welton is offering weekly Yoga with Fascial Maneuvers from 6-7pm. Cost is $10 per class, and you pay at the class. This type of yoga involves simple movements incorporating gentle twists and breathwork that anyone can do! It is designed to increase your mobility and reduce pain. ALL welcome!

Save the date!

Seniors’ Fitness classes with Joyce! Join in on this dynamic class for decades, and always puts some “FUN” into her classes.

The classes are on Tuesday and Thursday mornings from 10:30 to 11:30am. Come out for the fun!

Let’s Get Active! Free Classes! Join us for a one-hour class focusing on balance and strength. This is drop in- no registration required. Powassan Legion Branch 453, Tuesdays at 9:30 am Please shop at Rescued Treasures ALL PROCEEDS ARE TO SUPPORT. ALL HEART PET RESCUE? OUR THRIFT STORE IS RUN COMPLETLEY BY OUR INCREDIBLE VOLUNTEERS AND DONATIONS! THANK YOU! Please drop off donations at All Heart pet Rescue, 430 Oakwood Rd, Powassan. Our store front location is located at 510B Main Street, Powassan 705-724-2059 Powassan Meals On Wheels has been around for many, many years and continues to provide access to nutrition as well as a wellness check. We are looking for someone to volunteer for every other Wednesday at 11 am. Interested? Please contact our office at 705-724-6028 for more details.

Karate classes at 250 Clark are ongoing! They happen twice weekly- Wednesday and Sunday afternoons. Spaces available now.

Email recreation@powassan.net to register.

250 Clark - Tuesday is- 9am- Seniors’ Line Dancing 11am- Seniors’ Fitness 4:30pm- Nerf Wars 6:30pm- Adult Volleyball 8pmBody Fit- the final class!

Volleyball at 250 Clark, Adult Players only, Tuesdays 6:30-9pm. $5 drop-in fee.

POWASSAN FOOD BANK - Every Monday 10am to 12pm (donation drop off only) *no client services. Wednesday’s for client’s food pick up. Evening foodbank 5:30 to 8pm (for working clients only) Any questions please contact Diane (705) 492-3958 BATTERIES - Want to recycle your used batteries? Head to @ Powassan Home Hardware! There’s a recycle box on the second counter that is for used batteries. Home Hardware has a battery recycling program that is Canada-wide.

POWASSAN LIBRARY Cozy sweater, warm fire, hot tea and a good book, that’s what makes for great Fall reading! But what to read… what to read indeed? Not to worry, we’ve got something for everyone!

For the crime/detective genre lovers, why not try our newest Tom Clancy book Shadow State? Surviving a helicopter crash in the Vietnamese Highlands is only the start of the challenges facing Jack Ryan, Jr., in the latest propulsive thriller of this series. Some other popular thriller authors with new books to try are Daniel Silva, Brad Thor and Shari Lapena.

If you’re not ready to give up on summer yet, we have The Paradise Problem by Christina Lauren, Swan Song by Elin Hilderbrand and Summer at the Saint by Mary Kay Andrews. A great way to feel like you’re still at the beach!

Be sure to check out some of our new non-fiction titles too, grab a warm blanket and settle in on a nice crisp Fall afternoon with a true crime story like Beechdale Road. Or dive into Luis Elizondo’ book Imminent: Inside the Pentagon’s Hunt for UFOs where the former head of the Pentagon program responsible for the investigation of UFOs reveals long-hidden secrets with profound implications for not only national security but our understanding of the universe.No matter your preference, this Fall, we’ve got you covered!

Library Hours: Monday · 8:00 am - 6:00 pm, Tuesday · 10:00 am - 6:00 pm,Wednesday · 10:00 am - 6:00 pm, Thursday · 8:00 am - 7:00 pm, Friday · 10:00 am - 5:00 pm· Closed Saturdays & Sundays · Also notable from last month, Pharmacist Tim Wong from Powassan Pharmasave attended one of our Lunch & Learn sessions and informed attendees about the many things your pharmacist can do for you, such as treating common ailments.

So before you rush to the walk-in at the hospital, try giving your pharmacist a call!

Library of Things Feature: Our library of things is constantly expanding to better serve our community! One of the items we have available at no cost to library card holders is a blood pressure cuff.

This cuff can be checked out much like a book along with many other items in our library of things!

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Crimes Against Women

Deborah Bussey

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, the 70’s were an awesome era. Some of the best music ever came from the 70’s and 80’s...just saying.

Certain music takes us back to a time or place and when we hear that song an internal video plays out in our head. Or maybe it’s just me.?

Summers were the absolute best. Driving down country roads with either the top down or all the windows down and music blaring from an eight track or cassette tapes. You young ones can google that!

Lol Eagles, Doobie Brothers, Crosby Stills Nash and Young, ACDC, Beatles, Rolling Stones, Metallica, Dylan, Peter, Paul and Mary, The Band, John Prine etc. ya.....we were into it all back then. Life was good.

We were young, wild and free.

It was a time of change. Women were standing up for themselves, asking to be treated as equals in and outside of the workplace. Love was the theme. Sex, drugs and rock and roll were everywhere. Not everyone was doing it but it was available.

I have some great memories of those days and a few dark moments as well. If you were born before the 70’s you were taught to hold your own and don’t be a crybaby among other things. Women were still finding their way in the world, and it wasn’t always easy.

My dream as a teenager was to be a singer, cut an album and go on tour. Well.....I tried. It’s not for everyone that’s for sure.

I went to Toronto to try and break into the music business. I was overwhelmed by how different this city was from my small hometown. It wasn’t a total shock as I had visited my brother Harv and his wife Pat who lived in Toronto, many times since the age of 14. However, it’s a little different when you are out there alone auditioning at establishments in order to get a gig. I didn’t have a band; it was just me and my guitar.

The music industry is a world all unto its own. I learned fast how you could get caught up in its web.

Some lessons were hard. Not everyone is there to help you succeed. Many have their own agendas.

I was reminded of this time in my life while watching a documentary on Frank Stronach the other night. I have nothing bad to say about the man. However, I do not discount what his accusers have to say either. What I can speak to is my experience.

It was the winter of 1983 when I auditioned at Frank’s restaurant/bar Rooney’s Le Connoisseur just off Yonge Street. I was hired and started singing at his club in January 1984 until that July. It was a great gig. I sang from 5pm to 8pm and made a good wage to do so.

My days were quite full back then with voice lessons, practicing at least 5 hours a day, photo shoots, demo sessions etc. I didn’t take any time to do much outside of following my dream.

It wasn’t until late March that I decided to stay past 8pm to see what the “club” was like. By now I had heard many rumours about the clientele and knew a number of the regulars. After much prodding to get me to stay I finally gave in.

Well....this little country girl got an education! The room filled up with glamourous people dressed in

high fashion. Lots of shimmer, glimmer, jewelry, gold and lots of money being flashing around. There was this one guy in particular who was always flanked by two gorgeous women who were scantily clad. I was told they were hookers. Really???? Lol Whatever.

I’ll never forget going into the ladies' room at Rooney’s and finding women lined up to do lines of coke off the countertop. I just minded my own business. I would later learn that almost everyone there did coke. It comes down to choice. JMO (in my opinion) I have to say that there were two bartenders who looked out for me and for that I will always be grateful. Pedro and Terry were amazing gentlemen....at least to me.

Many businessmen, wealthy businessmen came there to conduct meetings. I was invited to join a table or two over the 7 months I was employed there. It was definitely interesting.

I met some endearing individuals as well as Lucifer’s cousins. Rooney’s was almost like the Devil’s lair. Imagine a scene from The Devil’s Advocate and you are in the fantasy land of Rooney’s. It was a dimly lit establishment with overstuffed chairs and cozy booths, a small dance floor and an intimate dining room. The walls were plastered with images of naked women in various poses and exotic birds. Kind of like a garden of Eden. The colour scheme was deep burgundy, wood tones and gold. I would call it posh.

This was the place where anything and everything was happening.

On my 25th birthday two of the ladies who worked at Rooney’s, a bartender and a hostess, made me stay to celebrate. They didn’t have to twist my arm!

This would be the 2nd time I would see Frank Stronach. He invited us to sit with him at his table.... yes, the notorious booth in the back corner. The Dom Perignon was flowing nonstop. I had never experienced Champaigne before.....it was smooth. After a few glasses and dances we were off in Frank’s limo.

We hit two different after-hours clubs and ended up back at Rooney’s for a night cap. Frank bought me roses, I thanked him for a wonderful evening and slipped out into the crowd.

That was the extent of my exposure to Frank Stronach. I didn’t have a bad experience with him.

Were there rumours at the club .... absolutely. I also had a couple of angels watching out for me too. I did have a bad experience there but it had nothing to do with Frank.

Now.....were there men pushing their luck and using their position of power or money to try and force women to do things they did not want to?......Ab-sofreaking-utely!

Average Joes who tried to behave like benign shy boys turned into forceful sex driven buffoons once you were alone with them. Then there was the wealthy professional that was going to help you launch your career. Make you a star....you just had to rock his world first.

It’s a good thing I was a little naive about certain things. I believe it saved me from a few tricky situations.

Some of the lines make me chuckle today but back then I was like a doe caught in the headlights.

“Oh....I play too.....Maybe we can meet up and make beautiful music together?” Me: Oh ya, that sounds Crimes Conitnued on Pg B10

NOVEMBER 23rd – 9am-3pm-JOIN US FOR A CHRISTMAS !MARKET Looking for vendors for this craft ‘how! Vendor spots Will be for a table, and we ask that you also provide a silent auction item. School will be open for setup at 7:30AM - proceeds are going to the school. FOR AN APPLICATION, PLEASE EMAIL: sundridgeparentcouncil@ gmail.com NOVEMBER 24TH - 47th ANNUAL HIGHLAND CRAFT SHOW – SUNDRIDGE- is on for Saturday November 24, 9am to 2pm. Message me, or email highlandcraftshow@gmail.com to book your table. As usual, donation to the Food Bank is the entrance fee.

Tables inside are $40 each.

NOVEMBER 30TH th- 7-9PM- FREE EVENT! THE HIGHLAND PLAYERS PRESENT Sounds of the Season . A family-friendly evening of stories and carol singing! - - Sundridge Zion United Church - Donations to the local food bank will be gratefully accepted.

DECEMBER 1ST - Merry Christmas everyone The most enchanting of the Almaguin Highlands Christmas attractions, the annual Miniature Village will be opening for its 5th year on December 1st. Experience the spectacular displays with thousands of lights and “smaller “ than life displays. The annual Miniature Village, will be generously hosted again by the Sundridge Masonic Lodge on Union St and you will be welcomed to the village by donation to our local foodbanks. From gentle snowfalls to the aurora borealis gliding over the snowy miniature villages of Sundridge and South River ... this winter’s spectacle is exciting and magical.

DECEMBER 8TH- 3PM - Santa Claus parade Sunday dec 8th 3pm. Come and join us!! . Let me know if you are keen and I can send an email link to order your costume EARLY ON Child and Family Centre Sundridge -Satellite program at Bethel Pentecostal Church has returned! Fridays, 10:00 to 12:00. What to expect ? Play-based learning experiences that are fun and engaging presented by a Registered Early Childhood Educator.

Opportunities to meet and make connections with families with young children. parenting and Children’s Resources. Workshops, and connections to community programs and services.

Questions? Please call 705 386 2552 ext 5451 District of Pany Sound FROZEN MEAL DELIVERY! MEALS ARE $7.00 & CONSIST OF MAIN COURSE & DESSERT “DELIVERED EVERY TUESDAY - ELIGIBLE PERSONS INCLUDE: - SENIORS 65+ -THOSE WHO ARE TERMINALLY/CHRONICALLY ILL - THOSE WITH A DEVELOPMENT DISABILITY - THOSE RECENTLY DISCHARGED FROM HOSPITAL (I.E. POST SURGERY) - EAST PARRY SOUND Support Services FOR MORE INFO & TO ORDER - CONTACT CSS @ 705-724-6028 SUNDRIDGE STRONG AGRICULTURAL SOCIETY PRESENTS OUR ANNUAL FALL FAIR This family oriented event happens on Saturday September 14, 2024 in the Village of Sundridge (half way between North Bay and Huntsville) and we would love to fill our fair grounds with a variety of vendors and small businesses. If you are interested in learning more or want our registration form, email me at:sasvendorform@gmail.com Let’s Get Active! Free Classes! Join us for a onehour class focusing on balance and strength. This is drop in- no registration required. Bethel Pentecostal Church, Tuesdays at 11am.

We are in need of volunteers. If you know of any high school students that need their community service hours, they are welcome to come help us out with BINGO or dinners or many other things. We also would love anyone else to help out if they can. Please drop in during business hours and give us your name and number or call 705-386-2906 to leave them. Getting our community together one step at a time.

SUNDRIDGE LEGION BRANCH #467 Let’s Get Active! Free Classes! Join us for a onehour class focusing on balance and strength. This is drop in- no registration required. Bethel Pentecostal Church, Tuesdays at 11am.

We are in need of volunteers. If you know of any high school students that need their community service hours, they are welcome to come help us out with BINGO or dinners or many other things. We also would love anyone else to help out if they can. Please drop in during business hours and give us your name and number or call 705-386-2906 to leave them. Getting our community together one step at a time.

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South River

FREE PUBLIC SKATING Every Wednesday and Sunday Wednesday 1-3 ,Sunday 1-2:30 -Limited Skates , Snack Bar IS OPEN! Helmets Available ,Skate Sharpening $8 South River-Machar Community Centre , IA Lincoln Street, South River. Interested in Sponsoring Public Skating? Contact the Village of South River 705-386-2573 admin@southriver.ca WOMEN’S ONLY RESOURCE CENTRE INVITES YOU TO DROP BY! Our Free Donation Centre is overflowing with household wares, winter coats and clothing! Stop in if you’re looking for something or to browse through!

NOVEMBER 5TH- 5:30PM- Almaguin Adult Learning INTERNET SAFETY BASICS - FREE 6 week class, begins Tuesday, LEARN ABOUT: Common online scams , Protecting your privacy, Shopping Securely, Social Media Safety, Email best practices, And more... Sign up is required The Women’s Own Resource Centre encourages you to “SHARE THE WARMTH THIS WINTER” WORC is now collecting warm winter outerwear for our Annual Warm Winter Clothing Exchange KEEP OUR COMMUNITY WARM THIS WINTER DONATE WINTER CLOTHING! We are accepting new or gently used winter clothing for children, men and women. The following items are needed: boots, snow pants, winter coats, hats, scarves, mitts and any warm winter clothing. Donations will provide assistance to local individuals or families in need. Donations can be dropped off at our office Monday-Thursday from 105 Ottawa Avenue in South River The Women’s Own Resource Centre encourages you to SHARE THE WARMTH THIS WINTER - WORC is now collecting warm winter outerwear for our Annual Warm Winter Clothing Exchange - KEEP OUR COMMUNITY WARM THIS WINTER DONATE WINTER CLOTHING! We are accepting new or gently used winter clothing for children, men and women. The following items are needed: boots, snow pants, winter coats, hats, scarves, mitts and any warm winter clothing. Donations will provide assistance to local individuals or families in need. Donations can be dropped off at our office. Monday-Thursday from 105 Ottawa Avenue in South River FROZEN MEAL DELIVERY! MEALS ARE $7.00 & CONSIST OF MAIN COURSE & DESSERT “DELIVERED EVERY TUESDAY - ELIGIBLE PERSONS INCLUDE: - SENIORS 65+ -THOSE WHO ARE TERMINALLY/CHRONICALLY ILL - THOSE WITH A DEVELOPMENT DISABILITY - THOSE RECENTLY DISCHARGED FROM HOSPITAL (I.E. POST SURGERY) - EAST PARRY SOUND Support Services - FOR MORE INFO & TO ORDER - CONTACT CSS @ 705-724-6028 WE’RE OPEN! Early Child and Family Centre EVERY MONDAY, WEDNESDAY AND FRIDAY FROM 9:30 AM-12PM. - SOUTH RIVER -DSSAB - 16 Toronto Ave -705-386-2552 -ext.

5452 To register please go to the following link. All participants must register prior to attending; For more information regarding our programs you can visit our Facebook page EarlyON Child and Family Centres in the District of Parry Sound or visit our website @ wvvwloreverychild.ca South River Scoops ‘N’ More has so much to offer! Come on out and enjoy your favourite desserts and treats featuring Kawartha Dairy Ice Cream, fresh subway sandwiches, AND ICE CREAM cakes made to order! 281 Hwy 124, South River.

The ACS (Free Store) is currently accepting clothing at this time. Please drop off on Wednesday and Thursdays between 12-4pm. Drop off address is 131 Ottawa Ave South River ON P0A 1X0 Council Meeting’s Time and Date are now held every 2nd and 4th Tuesday of each month (except August and December PLEASE SUPPORT THE SOUTH RIVER FREE STORE! The (free) clothing closet in South River has reopened at the old Chalmers United Church beside the public school. Hours are Wednesdays & Thursdays 12pm-4pm incase anyone needs anything but most specifically if you have clothing to donate, the pickings are slim at the moment. They’re only excepting clothing right now, no household goods.

Why not meet at the Legion for some fun!

Euchre and Darts! Euchre. Thursday 2-4 pm Darts. Tues 6:30-9 pm Let’s Get Active! Free Classes! Join us for a onehour class focusing on balance and strength.

This is drop in- no registration required. Friendly Circle Srs. Centre Fridays at 11am.

Stand Up! A twice per week for FREE ! 12 weeks FALLS PREVENTION program for older adults Tuesdays & Thursdays @ 10 am at Algonquin Fitness - South River - Register with Instructor Heidi Scott 705-386-7127 (LIMITED SPOTS AVAILABLE) Algonquin Fitness & Wellness Centre community SOUTH RIVER FRIENDLY CIRCLE CLUB: South River continues to grow! Mondaysyoga, bridge group and line dancing. Join in on Tuesdays for the seniors luncheon every 4th Tuesday of the month contact Lynda Callery at 705-384-7765 to make a reservation.

SOUTH RIVER FRIENDLY CIRCLE. Chair yoga!

Wednesdays from 10-11. Members $2.00 - Non members $4.00 Yearly membership $24.00!

Wednesdays the sewing group meets and creates from 9AM into the afternoon please contact Pearl Ivens 705-386-7434. 10AM Chair Yoga and Shuffleboard at 1PM. Wellness clinics (drop in) the first Wednesday of the month at 3PM. Thursdays, the Daisy chain ‘drop in Group for women’ Starts 10AM in the morning and it’s a great place to make new friendships and relax. 1PM is bridge.

South River Foot Care Clinic starts at 2PM the second Thursday of each month from 1PM-4PM, please contact Sarah for an appointment 705-471-1707. Fridays - ‘Stay on Your Feet’ program free to seniors.

Let’s Get Active! Catch up with friends and make new acquaintances ! FREE Drop-in... No

need to register Classes! Join us for a one-hour class focusing on balance and strength. South River Friendly Circle Centre - Fridays at 11:00 am If you are interested in starting a group for other activities please contact Peggy- 705 386 0093 or Pearl- 705-386- 7434.

SOUTH RIVER LEGION BRANCH # 390 ‘Why not meet at the Legion for some good times and fun!’

We’d like to ask for anyone who can spare a couple of hours a month, to help us out by volunteering. We need people to help with bingo, in the kitchen, to help with our meat draw and more. Members, we count on you, but you don’t

have to be a member to help out. Students are welcome as well. Please pm your name and phone # or drop in to the bar and let us know you can help. Thank you so very much to the current volunteers. We couldn’t do it without you!

HOURS AND SCHEDULE - SUNDAYS AND MONDAYS CLOSED - TUESDAYS, OPEN – 4PM – 9PM (OR LATER) DARTS 6PM-9PM WEDNESDAYS , OPEN - 2PM-8PM THURSDAYS, OPEN – 2PM – 8PM (OR LATER) WEDNESDAYS, EUCHRE - 2PM-4PM, WEDNESDAYS, BINGO 6:30PM - 10PM, 1ST AND 3RD. THURSDAY OF THE MONTH FRIDAYS, OPEN 2PM-9PM (OR LATER) MEAT DRAW – 3PM-6PM - BURGERS 5PM7PM SATURDAYS, OPEN 2PM to WHENEVER DANCES OR EVENTS AS BOOKED . Alcoholics Anonymous group meetings in our basement every Monday at 7:30. Please spread the word.

A male emperor moth can smell a female emperor moth up to 7 miles away.

Tim Hortons Camp Fosters Connection Among Grade 8 Students in Partnership with the Parry Sound Friendship Centre

with Linda West

This year, McDougall came alive with excitement as Grade 8 students from various schools participated in the annual Tim Hortons camp, a cherished tradition designed to foster connections among young learners as they prepare for the transition to high school. With nearly 120 students attending from schools including Nobel, McDougall, Mactier, Carling, and White Stone, the event offered an enriching experience, blending education with cultural teachings and outdoor adventures.

A Day of Learning and Connection Set against the backdrop of nature, students engaged in activities aimed at promoting teamwork and camaraderie. This year's camp was particularly special, featuring the invaluable participation of two indigenous teachers: Delores McKay and Jodie Cottin. They brought a wealth of knowledge about the traditional Ojibway waterways, sharing stories of times before settlement and emphasizing the importance of respecting and returning to nature.

The lessons imparted by these educators transcended traditional classroom boundaries. Students were introduced to concepts of sustainability and environmental significance, woven into the fabric of the camp's activities. The teachings centered around the first four medicines of Mother Earth, a theme that resonated deeply with participants, fostering a sense of connection to the land and to one another.

Engaging Activities The camp included hands-on learning experiences, with activities ranging from nature walks to team-building exercises that encouraged collaboration and communication. One particularly memorable session involved using a water stick to sing a song about the power of NIBI (water) that is within all of us, highlighting the connection between the land and the waterways and reminding students of the importance of these natural resources.

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As the sun began to set, the atmosphere transformed with the glow of a large pit fire, creating a warm and inviting space for reflection and celebration. Students gathered around the fire, engaging in traditional songs that not only entertained but also educated them about indigenous culture. Delores and Jodi enriched this experience by leading them in 4 traditional songs.

The night culminated in a circle dance under the moonlight, a powerful moment uniting the students in shared joy and connection.

A Lasting Impact This annual event serves as a vital bridge for students moving from elementary to high school. By providing a safe and engaging environment, the Tim Hortons camp allows students to forge friendships that extend beyond the school year. It nurtures a sense of community, essential for navigating the challenges of adolescence and the transition into high school.

By participating and expanding their networks, these young individuals are readied to embrace their next academic chapter together. The collaborative spirit of the camp ensures that students from different backgrounds come together, fostering mutual respect and understanding.

Looking Forward As the camp concluded, students departed not only with memories of laughter and learning but also with a deeper appreciation for the environment and the cultural heritage of their indigenous peers—an invaluable opportunity for reconciliation. This experience instills a sense of responsibility towards nature and encourages students to carry these lessons into their future endeavors.

The Tim Hortons camp stands as a testament to the power of community and education, continuing to be an invaluable resource for students in the Parry Sound area, ensuring they are well-prepared for the journey ahead.

All Souls Feast Ceremony When: November 8th, 6:30 PM Where: Parry Sound Friendship Center Why: To connect with ancestor spirits through a ceremonial feast led by Hector Copegog.

What to Bring: A small plate or bowl for the feast food dedicated to the spirit you wish to connect with.

Please come with a clear mind; the ceremony is alcohol and drug-free.

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He Said / She Said...but Jim is always Wrong Behind every husband who thinks he wears the pants... Is a wife who told him which pants to wear.

I helped my neighbour out with something this morning and she said to me, "I could marry you". I couldn't believe it You do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life in return.

This is an actual extract from a sex education textbook for girls, printed in the early 1960's in the UK. As far as we have come, we have so far to go!!

“When retiring to the bedroom, prepare yourself for bed as promptly as posible. Whilst feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance, your tired husband does not want to queue for the bathroom, as he would have to do for his train. But remember to look your best when going to bed. Try to achieve a look that is welcoming without being obvious. If you need to apply face cream or hair-rollers wait until he is asleep as this can be shocking to a man last thing at night.

When it comes to the possibility of intimate relatons with your husband it is important to remember your marriage vows and in particular your commitment to obey him. If he feels that he needs to sleep immediately then so be it. In all things be led by your husband's wishes; do not pressure him in any way to stimulate intimacy.

Should your husband suggest Congress then agree humbly all the while being mindful that a man's satisfaction is more important than a woman's. When he reaches his moment of fulfillment a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have had.

Should your husband suggst any of the more unusual practices be obedient and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by remaining silent. It is likely that your husband will then fall promptly asleep so adjust your clothing, freshen up, and apply your nighttime face and hair care products. You may then set the alarm so that you can arise shortly before him in the morning.

This will enable you to have his morning cup of tea ready when he awakes.”

Wife crashed the car again today. She told the police the man she collided with was on his mobile phone and drinking a can of beer! Police said he can do what he likes in his own living room!

A man had six children and was very proud of his achievement. He was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife, 'Mother of Six', in spite of her objections. One night they went to a party. He decided that it was time to go home, and wanted to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouted at the top of his voice,"ShaII we go home, Mother of Six?" His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouted back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"

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Politically In-Correct ......If you don’t have a sence of humor...turn the page....its that easy.

No-One is safe.....by: Jim

I Bet no one in Springfield is "Identifying" as a Cat Anymore...

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The Bible, the world’s best-selling book, is also the world’s most shoplifted book.

SPRUCEDALE AND AREA NEWS

Sprucedale Senior’s Friendship Club events Mondays at 1 pm Ladies Euchre, men welcome; 7pm Dabber Bingo doors open at 6 pm.

Mixed Euchre Thursday at 7:00 pm these events take place at the Community Centre, 31 William Street.

SPRUCEDALE DRAGONFLY CAFÉ IS OPEN! - Thurs - Sat 9 am - 3 pm – 2415 Hwy 518.

Downtown Sprucedale - Coffee & Baked Goods Artisan Breads - “Nurturing community through coffee, conversation and meaningful collaboration” FREE WIFI! Breakfast & Lunch items Artisan Breads, TO pre-order artisan bread products, email your order by Monday at noon for pick up on Thursday. EMAIL: cheers-dragonfly@gmail.com the Dragonfly Cafe IS HOSTING a marketplace for local artisans and collectors on Fridays and Saturdays, 9:00 AM - 2:30 PM. Interested vendors may rent tables for $20 per table per day ( if available, first come first serve) by emailing cheers.dragonfly@gmail.com. Everyone is welcome to visit, enjoy food and beverages, and explore the art and treasures on display. Hope to see you there!!

- “Tables for Artisans” Dear Friends, We invite you to rent tables to showcase and sell your handmade items, art, collectibles, and more in the Sprucedale United Church sanctuary on Fridays and Saturdays from 9am to 2:30 pm.

(Limited tables so first come first serve weekly) The rental fee of $20 per table per day will support the United Church. During these hours, our cafe will be open, providing a convenient spot for attendees to take a break and enjoy the diverse

offerings. For additional information, please message us or come on in — Sprucedale United Church on Sundays, 9:30 am Everyone Is Welcome Here! We are working to create a community hub for everyone. If you have an idea on how to bring people together like a Book Club, Game Night, Music Class, Cooking Group, Local Artists, Musician and Farmers, just to name a few. Sprucedale United Church, 2415 ON-518, Service Sunday 9:30 am. Thursday Dominoes at 1:30 pm Sprucedale Faith Chapel, 63 Henry Street, Sprucedale. - Sunday services at 10:30 am.

Ladies Bible Study, Tuesday’s at 9:45 am to 12 pm. General Bible Study weekly on Thursday’s at 7:00 pm. First and last Friday of each month is game night 7- 9pm. Kids Club weekly from 1-5 pm Starting in November. Sprucedale Faith Chapel, 63 Henry Street, Sprucedale. Sunday services at 10:30 am. Ladies Bible Study, every 2 nd Tuesday’s for Summer at 9:45 am to 12 pm. General Bible Study weekly on Thursday’s at 7:00 pm. For more information email Pastor Dallas; sprucedalefaithchapel@gmail.com

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LYNDA HOWSE NEWS from the SPRUCEDALE SENIORS !!! There is a saying "It Takes A Village" , shared responsibility together we can have unity in strength and community support.

The SPRUCEDALE SENIORS FRIENDSHIP CLUB are having a FOOD BANK/Burks Falls drive from now until Christmas. We are asking our people that attend our events, Ladies Euchre, Mixed Euchre, Dabber Bingo and meetings to bring an item for the Food Bank. We are also hoping that the community will also support this drive.

Items can be dropped off on Monday's 12- 1 pm, 5-6 pm; Thursday's 6-7 pm. We are also going to have a Toy Drive starting in November, items and more information will follow on this event. The Seniors did this last year and it was a huge success, we are working with the Huntsville Toy Drive (OPP) and the Salvation Army for drop off. For more information contact Lynda Howse 705-685-7938/705-571-4797 Thank You

WEDNESDAYS - Stay On Your Feet Class – FREE Every Wednesday at 1:30 pm. No need to register – just show up and have fun. At the Sprucedale Community Centre.

The Sprucedale Seniors are asking for Food Bank donations to help with families at Thanksgiving and the upcoming Christmas season. Donations are being asked from the people attending Ladies Euchre, Mixed Euchre and our Dabber Bingo they are also asking the community for help to keep our Food Bank supplied.

Items can be dropped off Monday’s 12-1 pm; 5-6pm; Thursday 6-7 pm. & “;It takes a Village” shared responsibility, together we can, unity is strength, community support.

NEVER BE A PRISONER OF YOUR PAST. IT WAS JUST A LESSON, NOT A LIFE SENTENCE. Crimes Conitnued on Pg B10 great. Dahhhh....they don’t want to actually play guitars and sing Debbie!!!!

Let me take you to Vegas for the weekend. We’ll take in the sites, relax and then you can thank me.

Dahhhh....Me: Thank you for what? Did I mention that I’m a dirty blonde?....a very dirty blonde LOL! And that’s a good thing!

Even my first flasher was from Toronto. I was waiting for my brother Harv to come pick me up at the Bus Depot in downtown Toronto. He was late... again, so I called to find out what was taking so long.

I went to the payphone....ya they had phone booths back then...got in, closed the door and called my brother. He was apologizing for being late when I heard a rap on the door. At first, I ignored it but this person was very persistent. Geez....I turned to tell them to hold their horses only to find a middle-aged man with an open trench coat flashing his goods at me. I looked down and then busted up laughing. Let me clarify, I’m the last of nine children, trust me there is nothing I haven’t seen and my brother’s taught me how to handle myself. I finally said “What? Is that all you got?” My brother asked what was going on so I told him. The flasher was embarrassed and took off running and my brother said he’d be there in 5 minutes flat! He instructed me to go inside and wait by the ticket booth....why....the guy ran off. LOL! As a woman we will be faced with many challenges in our lives. There will be men who look for opportunities to lure you, entice you and seduce you. It’s a test of your character or at least that’s the way I look at it as to how you handle it. It doesn’t mean you deserve it! A lot....not all men are driven by the brainless head in their pants. How we handle it is what counts.

You should never be forced to do anything you don’t feel comfortable with. No means No! And if things get out of control and you find yourself in a bad situation do your best to get out of the situation but don’t blame yourself because you couldn’t fight him off. A real man will never force you to do anything against your will.

I’m sure there are many of us who could write a book on what we’ve experienced. Some of us can live with what happened to us while others cannot. I don’t judge any woman for not coming forward sooner.

Being violated takes a toll on you both physically and mentally. Just because it wasn’t reported doesn’t mean it didn’t happen, or it didn’t affect us. Don’t forget, women were treated as if we had done something to tempt the man, seduce him with our outfit or the way we wore our hair, the way we walked, how we talked or even our tone of voice. We were asking for it.????? Really?

The sad reality is that certain men will abuse their position in order to force a woman to have sex with them. That is never okay and neither is preying on underaged girls.

Yes.....there were some awesome times but there were also challenges as well. We can’t forget how far we’ve come nor how far we still need to go.

Please don’t judge women who come forward with allegations against men who took liberties. It takes a lot of courage to open up that door of pain and shame.

Try and put yourself in their shoes and show some compassion. What if it were your friend, your daughter, your sister, your mother...your wife? Sometimes our scars are not visible. Those are the ones that cut the deepest.

If it is proven that Frank Stronach took liberties with women and used his position to abuse women then he should be held accountable and punished to the full extent of the law. Although he clearly stated in the documentary that he is above it all I would beg to differ. My heart goes out to any woman who has suffered at the hands of a man.

In a world where we can be anything....I hope you choose to be kind.

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LIVING ON LAKE TIME

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“thrifting for the greater good”

Be sure to check out these hidden gems in our area, not only are there some amazing ‘one of a kind’ finds but all of the money donated from these shops that are run by volunteers from the community, help the community! When you are considering donating your gently used goods, please think of these wonderful shops!

KATRINE – 350 DOE LAKE ROAD- KATRINE UNITED CHURCH THRIFT SHOP is located in the lower level of The United Church. This amazingly clean and organized thrift shoppe is fully stocked with everything that you need for this cooler fall season!! Lots of clothing, small appliances and treasures! Proceeds to the Katrine United Church! Thankyou everyone for your ongoing support! OPEN WED 10AM-2PM, AND SATURDAY 9AM-1PM OPEN YEAR ROUND PARRY SOUND – “MARY STREET BOUTIQUE” 24 MARY STREET - Located downstairs in the basement of St James United Church... It's not new it has been in existence for more than 50 year.. It was started by the ladies from the local churches trying to help struggling families.. The goal remains the same today and continues to be run by volunteers from 5 local churches and the money raised goes back into the local community.. The boutique carry's gently used clothing for the whole family.... Baby item .25cents, Children 4 and up $1.00 and most adult clothing starts at $1.50. A winter coats will run you $3 ,, Haberdashery meaning shoes, purses, belts, gloves and hats are the best bargain in town,,, OPEN MONDAY, WEDNESDAY AND FRIDAY 11AM-1PM We welcome donations that can be dropped off in our bins located in the parking lots side door at 24 Mary St. Between the hours of 9am and 8pm.. Please Haberdashery and clothing items only. PLEASE Do not leave household items as we have no place to keep them. OPEN MONDAY, WEDNESDAY AND FRIDAY 11AM-1PM SALVATION ARMY STORE – 82 Joseph St, Parry Sound – OPEN – Monday-Friday 10am-3:30pm, Saturday 10am- 4 pm= CLOSED SUNDAY. POWASSAN- GRACE HOUSE- 250 CLARK - 705728-2813 - Did you know we have a used clothing store at 250 Clark? It is a wonderful day to shop local and buy some recycled goods! Stop in today at Grace House Powassan from 9-1pm. Please use the west door to access the store. OPEN TUESDAY, THURSDAY AND SATURDAY 9AM-1PM. OPEN YEAR ROUND POWASSAN – RESCUED TREASURES 510 MAIN STREET, POWASSAN 705-724-2059 or allheartpetrescue@gmail.com - A beautiful little shop in downtown Powassan. All items are donated and benefit All Heart Pet Rescue. OPEN YEAR ROUND

We certainly live in a good part of the world with many caring and thoughtful people around us.

Today a nearby cottager dropped by and set an old chainsaw on my dock. Thank you Mike and Rose!

Another winter project to work on during nasty days when it’s too miserable to play outdoors is always welcome to keep busy.

This is a saw that was manufactured in Vancouver way back in 1953 by a company named IEL Industries. Outboard Marine Company bought IEL in 1958 and started manufacturing Pioneer chainsaws in Peterborough Ont.

This is now the oldest saw in my small collection and an interesting one too. This saw heralded the beginning of direct drive from the crankshaft to the chain, previously gears were used and that added weight the operator had to carry around all day.

While this model was certainly lighter than previous saws it’s still a tank compared to a modern version. I’ll get it running but I’ll guarantee it won’t see much use, it will look good on a shelf.

Cyndi complains that I wake up making puns. I can't help it. They dawn on me.

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Coach's Corner would like to send out their deepest condolences to the family and friends of fellow Great North Arrow writer, Roderick Charles Urquhart. Rod was an amazing writer, taken from this world too soon. He will be deeply missed by the "Great North Arrow Family".

Our Jack-of-all-sports, Hudson Booth, ran the 5K Guardian Torch Run for Special Olympics in Orillia this past week. He was happy about beating his 5K personal best time! Congratulations Hudson, we're all very proud of

you, well done!

A special get-well message is being sent out to Special Olympic athlete Bonnie Jooritsma. Unfortunately, Bonnie is in the hospital. All her friends are sending out thoughts for a speedy recovery. She's missed at the bowling alley!

Here are the personal best scores for October 15th: 1 Gamers: Charmaine Miller 131, David Knoll 126, Sandra Minka 122, Tania MacDonnell 112, James Peters 108, Ernie Murphy 104, David Cadeau 100, Lori 99, Nathalie Viau 97, Marcelle Chartrand 86, Debbie Grogan 83.

2 Gamers: Issac Dano 143, Blake McIssac 133, Keith Piegan 103, Lise Covell 102, Erica Summers 101, Diana Saddington 84.

3 Gamers: Stefanie Carleton 174, Wayne Spraggett 157, Sherri Woods 143, Patrick Prentice 134, Darwyn Follick 124, Ashley Cummins 120, Justin Robinson 117, Kirsten Swanston 113, Joanne Storring 110, Brittany Koppens 100, Ethen Crrigan 96, Lois Aho 81, Emma Pare 58.

Congratulations to all the bowlers for giving it their all with big smiles on their faces!

Remember, when you can't be anything else, please be kind...

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Lions Children’s

CHRISTMAS TELETHON

Saturday November 30, 2024 Broadcast from 2PM to 11PM Watch the Telethon on YourTV Channel 12 It will be Livestreamed at www.lionschildrenstelethon.com NEW! Be a live audience member in The Canadore G Wing Theatre!

Help Us Support Families And Children In Need At Christmas In Our Areas: Arnstein, Bonfield, Burk’s Falls, Callander, Kearney, Mattawa, Restoule, Rutherglen, South River, Strong, and Sundridge

Make A Pledge!

CALL BETWEEN 2PM AND 11PM SATURDAY NOVEMBER 30, 2024 TO MAKE A PLEDGE!

CALL 705-472-4420 OR 1-844-888-4420

705-478-6698 OR 705-478-7328 IN MATTAWA CALL 705-744-4354 MAKE A PLEDGE ONLINE OR USE PAYPAL AT www.lionschildrenstelethon.com NEW! SEND ETRANSFER TO Telethon@lionschildrenstelethon.com

My son asked me "Where does poo come from?" I was a little uncomfortable but gave him an honest explanation. He looked a little perplexed, and stared at me in stunned silence for a few seconds and asked....And Tigger?

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who invented bull riding? hey, i'm gonna hop on that 2,000 pound pissed off animal... time me.

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Bradshaw’s Pioneer Gas Station & Feed Store CAR WASH / GREAT SNACKS / PIONEER GIFT CARDS

K.E.N.N.Y KIDS RECEIVES BEAUTIFUL DONATION

Bruce Haig Blanket handcrafted by Megan Buchanan and donated to Lois Haig, (Bruce’s Wife) K.E.N.N.Y-KIDS ENCOUNTER NEAR NORTH YOUTH is thankful and honoured to have received $760 in

memory of Bruce Haigh. If you are wondering how Bruce was connected to KENNY, allow me to share this little story The first board meeting I attended at St. Andrew's United Church was to confess that the kids at KENNY broke not one but two of the commemorative plates.

I was nervous and after the words left my lips I felt very uncomfortable and a little worried for the future of the program. Bruce, in his quiet gentle voice said something like - I think we care more about kids than plates. The KENNY program is so thankful to the United Church and to @ Bruce (Lois Haigh) . His legacy will be carried on. As a thank-you for the kindness and thoughtfulness Bruce and Lois Haigh have shown, Megan Buchanan crafted a beautiful blanket for Lois This is Argyle...community at its best.

If anyone has questions about KENNY or would like to reach us they can email us at kennyinargyle@ gmail.com or call/text 705-795-1211

80 Bowes St PARRY SOUND, ON P2A2L7 705-746-2387

Parry Sound Continued...

TA CLAUS PARADE – I’LL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS THEME – MAGICAL FLOATS- FUN AND GOOD CHEER! THE CPKC HOLIDAY TRAIN FOLLOWS AT 4 PM TO MAKE THIS AN EXTRA SPECIAL DAY! GRAB YOUR SCARVES, MITTENS AND HOT COCOA, AND JOIN IN A DAY TO REMEMBER! DECEMBER 1ST – 2PM- AT THE STOCKEY - ORILLIA SILVER BAND: SLEIGH BELLS AND BRASS Sleigh bells and Brass Christmas Concert The Orillia Silver Band celebrates the holiday season with its traditional Sleighbells and Brass Christmas Concert. The Orillia Silver Band has enjoyed a long-standing tradition of providing concerts of holiday music in Parry Sound. “We have a wonderful selection of Christmas season favourites to offer this year!” says Neil Barlow, the band’s Music Director and Conductor. Please don’t miss this wonderful concert of holiday festivity!

Tickets are:Adults $27.95 + HST each. Seniors $22.95 + HST each.

Children $17.95 + HST each. BUY TICKETS ONLINE or Tickets can also be purchased during our business hours by calling our Box Office at 705-746-4466 extension 405 or visiting us at 2 Bay Street, Parry Sound.

DECEMBER 7th- 11AM-3PM- PARRY SOUND SENIORS annual Christmas Bazaar. We have a bake table, craft table and auction table with many wonderful Christmas gift ideas. There will be share the wealth and door prize draws: one being two tickets for the Island Queen Cruise next season. We offer a soup and sandwich lunch for $10.00.

DECEMBER 7TH PARRY SOUND SENIORS CLUB ANNUAL Christmas Bazaar will be December 7th from 11am to 3pm. We have a bake table, craft table and auction table with many wonderful Christmas gift ideas. There will be share the wealth and door prize draws: one being two tickets for the Island Queen Cruise next season. We offer a soup and sandwich lunch for $10.00.

DECEMBER 7TH- Breakfast with Santa DECEMBER 7TH- 9AM-12PM-- INTRO TO HENS Hen keeping offers children and adults valuable educational opportunities to learn about the food system and about responsible animal care. The keeping of hens has been compared to the keeping of other pets in terms of beneficial psychological and social effects. Hens are people-friendly, social, intelligent, affectionate, small, and quiet. We’re joined by Rachael from Heart of Yolk to learn about breeds, eggs, incubation, roosters, health of chickens, coops, feed, and more.

Part of the Eat Around the Sound (EATS) Series, with support from the Town of Parry Sound & the North Bay Parry Sound District Health Unit. Raising chickens is a great way to connect . Space is limited, buy your ticket today – GBB Office, 125 William St. Parry Sound -Buy tickets online: $40 00 - georgianbaybiosphere.com/ events NOVEMBER 15TH, 16TH, 17TH – 8TH ANNUAL PARRY SOUND GIRLFRIENDS WEEKEND! Presented by Parry Sound Downtown Business Association DECEMBER 11th AT 7PM- A CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS MUSIC TRIBUTE At the STOCKEY CENTRE FOR THE PERFORMING ARTS - Tickets are:Adults – $15.95 + HST, Children – $12.95 + HST, Family Pass (4 tickets) – $49.96 + HST *Please note that family passes may only be purchased via phone or in-person at our Box Office. At this time, they are not available for purchase online. BUY TICK-

ETS ONLINE or Tickets can also be purchased during our business hours by calling our Box Office at 705746-4466 extension 405 or visiting us at 2 Bay Street, Parry Sound.

MONDAY, THURSDAY AND FRIDAYS Pool (billiards) Downstairs Monday, Thursday and Friday- 9:00 am – 11:45 am and 1:00 pm - 3:00 pm at the PARRY SOUND SENIORS CLUB Bid Euchre Cards Monday at 1:00 pm and Friday at 7:00 pm at the PARRY SOUND SENIORS CLUB Darts Wednesday at 1:30 pm (Sept to June only) at the PARRY SOUND SENIORS CLUB Regular Euchre Cards Friday at 1:00 pm at the PARRY SOUND SENIORS CLUB Cribbage Cards Thursday at 1:00 pm at the PARRY SOUND SENIORS CLUB Jam Session (Music & Singing; Dancing) Tuesday from 10:00 am to 11:45 am at the PARRY SOUND SENIORS CLUB No admission fee for members in good standing.

Tai Chi Practice Tuesdays from 1:00 pm to 3:00 pm ($3 for paid members) at the PARRY SOUND SENIORS CLUB Aqua Fitness The Grand Tappattoo Resort - Monday (low impact) from 10:00 am to 11:30 am- Must be a member to participate. Fees: $6.00 Activity Fees: To play cards member fees are $5.00 and non-member fees $6.00.

Visitors are welcome to join us for any or all of these activities. Coffee and Tea are available FREE ADULT WEEKLY EVENT! ADHD & AUTISM MEETUP! HOSTED BY MICHELLE AINSWORTH - PARRY SOUND COUNSELLING DROP IN WEDNESDAYS 6-8 PM , GIBSON GALLERY ART AND MERCANTILE: 47 Gibson Street Parry Sound - Questions? Call or Text: (705) 380-3450 Run by an autistic person, this is a safe, pressure- free space to meet, unmask, be authentically themselves and be creative. No art experience necessary! Each week we will be creating a different form of art including painting, music and more! WE WELCOME ALL ADULTS WHO ARE AUTISTIC AND OR THOSE WHO HAVE ADHD, INCLUDING THOSE WHO SELF- IDENTIFY SOUPer MONDAYS! Now through the winter 11am- 1 pm - ‘Come In From The Cold !’ a selection of soups, breads, or rolls. Hot Drinks and a Healthy Portion of FEELING GOOD! Mary Street Centre, 24 Mary Street, Parry Sound.

FREE COMMUNITY LUNCH! Mary Street Centre, 11am-1pm. Goodwill donations Welcome! Thursday Community Lunch - Mary Street Centre , 24 Mary St., Parry Sound 11 AM to 1 PM KENNY SHOES IN PARRY SOUND, New hours: Kenney shoe store will be closed on Mondays but we will be open Tuesday to Saturday 9 to 5 Parry Sound Public Library French Group - Are you learning to speak French? Would like to practice your language skills with other French speakers in Parry Sound?

Join us at the library for a weekly casual French Group. (not formal lessons) Drop-in • All skill levels welcome - Located in the auditorium. (not wheelchair accessible) Wednesdays 4:30 to 6 pm -29 Mary Street Parry Sound - askus@pspt.ca • 705-746-9601

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