The Link Late Spring 2019

Late Spring 2019

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Issue No. 164

February / March 2019

12,000 copies delivered to Caterham, Kenley, Purley and nearby areas Your Free Magazine

Hospice supporter gears up for ‘wheely’ great cycling challenge P

atrick McIntosh isn’t a man afraid of a challenge! Not content with trekking to the South Pole or beating cancer three times, Patrick is taking on his next challenge – his Lifecycle. And supporting his local hospice, St Catherine’s Hospice, in the process.

Patrick is attempting to cycle around the world to raise awareness of the fight against cancer. In May 2019, Patrick will begin his epic cycle ride, taking on a journey of over 7,000 miles to Japan. Eventually he hopes to go on to circumnavigate the world.

years to come. From there it’s off to Twickenham Stadium before cycling across Europe and Russia, with the aim of reaching Tokyo for the opening game of the Rugby World Cup in September.

As part of his cycle ride, Patrick is raising money for the new hospice building. He said, “It’s an honour to support St Catherine’s as part of my next big adventure. As a cancer survivor I know the importance of their vital care. And I want more people to be able to have hospice care in the future so I’m raising money for St Catherine’s new larger hospice.

When you’re seriously ill you need all the support you can get. Having the support of St Catherine’s expert nurses, doctors and wider Patrick will cross several continents teams really helps people to stay in a staggered two year journey positive and live well for as long as during his global cycling challenge. they can. Staying positive and In May, he will set off from St living well were things I found Catherine’s Hospice in Malthouse crucial to my own survival. Despite Road, cycling towards Pease being told the most depressing Pottage, which will be the site of a news I tried not to let it get me new, larger downcall and 01684 believed833715 that I could still or email: 2 hospice building in To advertise

make the most of life. Now I hope I’ll inspire and motivate others to do the same.”

After a well earned rest, Patrick intends to continue the next leg of his global cycle ride in early 2020.

During this journey Patrick plans to cycle across North America and Iceland, and to visit Ireland, Scotland and Wales on his route back home.

Patrick said, “The second leg of my journey is significant as it’s when St Catherine’s Hospice hopes to start the building work of their larger hospice. Knowing my cycle will help my local hospice to build more beds to provide care to more people with cancer and other terminal illnesses in the future will help keep me motivated when the going gets tough.”

For the latest updates on Patrick’s amazing adventure follow him on Twitter at: @KMGfoundation Or to donate to support Patrick in his epic cycling challenge please visit: https://uk.virginmoneygiving. com/PatrickMcIntoshLifeCycle info@grapevinepublications.co.uk

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Gamlitz Sauvignon Blanc and Gamlitz Muskateller have wide appeal. Grapes from their Gamlitz vineyards are utilised for these popular productions. Very pleasant fruit bouquets greet the nasal senses, and a most acceptable mouthfeel and palate follows, for each. Ried Sernauberg Sauvignon Blanc has grapes grown from the single-vineyard site, Sernauberg.

The bouquet leads to a sensuous

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mouthfeel and the palate’s appreciation. This elegant wine is very good for ageing, as are a number of other productions from Sattlerhof, including Ried Kranachberg Sauvignon Blanc, which is impressively alluring.

Also, very much appreciated are the Ried Pfarrweingarten wines, with their outstanding bouquets, full mouthfeels and palate sensations - great wines for ageing, too. These wines are a wonderful accompaniment to fish, seafood and a lot of cuisine, as well as being ideal to enjoy on their own. For a sweet wine may I suggest Trockenbeerenauslese Sauvignon Blanc. Again, grapes harvested selectively, by hand, plus the process for this wine, produces a delight to savour. Elegant, delicious and a perfect pairing with numerous desserts. A wealth of information about their full range can be found at www.sattlerhof.at Fink und Kotzian OG, in the Weinviertel, respects the traditions during the making of wines, as do many wine producers, whilst

venturing further, to enhance appearances, aromas and flavours.

Gruner Veltliner productions are always very popular and Ried Hintern Dorf, plus Ried Konigsberg are regularly choseny.

Riesling Ried Hintern Dorf Berg und Meer+ and ZT Sauvignon Blanc are further examples of impressive productions from this company. Again, both have a good bouquet of tropical fruits and a structured mouthfeel. The palate’s sensation also extends the pleasures of these wines. Great accompaniments to fish, seafood and white meats, etc. For all details of their full range, www.weinfink.at As always, Enjoy!

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Hello Readers...

Welcome to the Late Spring edition of The Link.

Last month, I received an unsigned letter from one of our readers saying how much he/she liked The Link (thank you for that!) and asking us to advertise for someone to set up a biking club or group for senior citizens in the Purley area. The suggestion was that senior citizens who enjoy riding pedal or battery bikes might like to meet up at the weekend to ride in groups. So if anyone would like to start such a group, or perhaps knows of one already in existence, please send me the details and I will have them added to the Clubs & Groups page.

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Thank you to all the people who have sent in details of their clubs and groups. We still have room for more, so if you would like your organisation listed, email me the name and phone number or email or website and it will be added to the list.

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And another thank you for everyone who sent in details of events in the area. These are always welcome, so keep ‘em coming!

Contributors

Caterham & District Horticultural Society Helen Mawson Pamela Green Surrey Wildlife Trust Trevor Langley

Until next time, keep happy and healthy.

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WORTHY WINES: AUSTRIA

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OLD COULSDON CAMERA CLUB

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THE BOWEN TECHNIQUE FOR NECK PROBLEMS

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AGE UK

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CLUBS & GROUPS

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ROTARY CLUB OF CATERHAM

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CATERHAM & DISTRICT HORTICULTURAL SOCIETY

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COMMUNITY CONTACTS

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PURLEY CROSS INFORMATION CENTRE

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The Bowen Technique for neck problems

by Helen Mawson, BSc Hons, DIpM, BTAA, BAUK, KFRP

In this article, I share with you some information concerning neck problems such as injuries, trauma, pain or other issues, and how I work in practice to help rebalance these.

Contact me for more information I offer a free 15-minute telephone consultation so you can find out more about the therapies I practice and how they could help you.

I have clinics in Ledbury, Corse and Cheltenham.

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T: 01531 579 035 M: 07904 457 075 or email me at helen@complete-balance. co.uk You can also find out more information and article on my brnad-new website:

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A brief anatomy of the neck musculoskeletal structure The skeleton of the neck is made up of 7 cervical vertebrae 1c – 7c.

I will also mention the TMJ or temporomandibular joint as it has great importance in maintaining the correct balance of the neck.

Problems can occur along the vertebral column in different ways such as disk problems or degeneration. Trauma due to injury is a common problem often found in the neck and this can sometimes give rise to symptoms years after the initial trauma occurred.

Some of the muscles of the neck include the trapezius, upper trapezius, semispinalis capitis, erector spinae, scalenes, and the sternocleidomastoid or SCM for short!

The Bowen Technique I have found that Bowen is extremely effective for treating neck problems, whether these are new or old injuries resulting from trauma or other problems. There are several reasons why I feel this therapy has such a great impact upon neck problems, as follows:

Less is more Bowen involves very gentle touch which often elicits significant benefit in the body. Many studies have confirmed that this light touch has a significant impact and often making a treatment more effective.

The Bowen moves are often made over muscles, tendons, ligaments, fascia, joints and occasionally nerves. Treatment aims to stimulate the nervous system and body to begin a process of healing, repair and rejuvenation.

Treatment works on many levels The Bowen moves – are made at key structural points on the body which the brain uses as natural reference points to determine the body’s posture. As a result, the moves can have a huge effect on the way the body holds itself.

The Bowen moves on the neck are made over the scalenes, semispinalis capitis, upper trapezius and erector spinae muscles and over the occipital protuberance.

The temporomandibular joint (TMJ) – this joint is very

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important in maintaining the correct posture of the neck. Imbalance here can cause a multitude of issues from ear problems to headaches and migraines to sinus issues and allergies.

The nervous system – sensory information is induced by the Bowen move which reaches the spinal cord passing through the nerve pathways to the different centres of the brain. At this point the information is shunted back and forth via a complex self-corrective feedback mechanism. The information is then sent back down the spinal cord to the individual muscles for correction to take place.

The basic Bowen neck moves will often have a profound impact on the balance of the overall body and will elicit a powerful sense of well-being.

Fascia and its importance Fascia is connective tissue that covers all of the structures of the body and allows flexibility and free flowing movement throughout the whole body. The body maintains structure through its relationship with key structural bands of muscle via fascia.

One key function of fascia bands is to maintain upright structure.

If there is tension or weakness in the fascia a range of reactions can result such as pressure on nerves, tension in the musculature on one side and compensation patterns being set up in the rest of the body.

In Bowen, we directly affect fascia by changing the way in which the muscles and fascia relate to each other and a change in structure becomes inevitable whereby the structure of the body will adopt a better position and the body will be better able to function.

To highlight how important and how effective treating fascia is I give an example that the fascial system contains ten times more receptors than muscles, these receptors send messages directly to the brain.

A significant result achieved for one of my clients Neck problems, even those that are long standing, seem to respond really well to Bowen. I worked

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with one client who was unable to move her head or neck, any movement caused significant pain. She was dropped off at my clinic by her friend who had had to drive very carefully as any jarring caused more pain. Within an hour after the first treatment the pain subsided considerably and the movement in the neck increased. After the second treatment the neck was virtually pain free and the range of movement pretty much back to normal. After the third and final treatment my client was back to being completely pain free with full range of movement returned.

In practice I may also recommend supplements or remedies that will enhance the treatment we have conducted. I also often give exercises for clients to do themselves in between sessions that will enhance the effects of the treatment.

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Specifically, we will learn how to: • Calm the stress response, • Balance the meridians, • Balance blood chemistry, • Reduce fatigue, • Boost the immune system, • Feel strong and healthy and much more!

Contact me for more information I offer a free 15-minute telephone consultation so you can find out more about the therapies I practice and how they could help you. Contact me on T: 01531 579 035 or M: 07904 457 075, or via email on E: helen@complete-balance.co.uk New Website You can also find out lots more information and articles on my brand-new website: www.complete-balance.co.uk and don’t forget to sign up for my newsletter to receive special offers.

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Could “Tea and Chat” brighten your day?

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hilst loneliness can affect anyone of any age, it is a sad truth that many older people can go weeks or even months without having a single conversation.

Most people will feel lonely at some point in their lives, and thankfully, the experience will often pass. For others, however, these feelings are ongoing, which is why Age UK Surrey provides a number of activities through the Making Connections service to enable older people to remain independent and in touch with the local community, including Tea and Chat.

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Caterham, Lingfield and Oxted provide a welcoming and inclusive space for people to get together and chat over a cup of tea or coffee. Simple social interactions can have an overwhelmingly positive impact on a person’s day, and at Tea and Chat you may even make some new friends along the way.

At Tea and Chat you can enjoy refreshments and conversation, and there are also talks, quizzes, tutorials and games to participate in, if you wish. Tea and Chat takes place in the following locations: • Caterham – every other Monday, 10:30am – 12:00pm at the Douglas Brunton Centre • Lingfield – last Thursday of every month, 2:30pm – 4:00pm at Lingfield Day Centre

Ann regularly attends Tea and Chat and said: “I first came to Tea and Chat four years ago – it’s been so nice to meet new people.”

The work of Age UK Surrey could not happen without the group of dedicated volunteers of all ages who are involved in every aspect of our work. Could you lend a hand to help make a difference to older people in your area?

Visit www.ageuk.org.uk/surrey or call 01483 503414 for more information about Tea and Chat, volunteering and Age UK Surrey’s other services.

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• Oxted – the first Tuesday of every month, 2:30pm – 4:00pm at the Bluehouse Social Centre

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Clubs & Groups 1st St Mary's Scouts

01883 340680

2nd Purley Brownies brownies@2ndpurley.org.uk 3rd Caterham, St John's Scout Group

01883 348629

3rd Kenley Brownies 3rdkenleybrownies@gmail.com 21st Purley Scouts

www.21stpurley.uk

Aikido at The Arc, Caterham Self Defence Classes www.thearcaikido.com Aquarius Swimming Club

01883 344 662

Croydon Voluntary Action Douglas Brunton Centre

020 8253 7070 01883 347230

East Surrey Choral Society (ESCS) secretary@escs.org.uk Kenley Bridge Club www.bridgewebs.com/kenley Kenley Hockey Club www.kenleyhockeyclub.clubbuzz.co.uk Kenley Sports Club

020 8660 4572

Kenley Scouts (7th Purley) enquiries@7thpurleyscouts.org.uk

Caterham & District U3A www.u3asites.org.uk/caterham

Kenley Valley WI

Caterham Army Cadet Force

North Downs Drummers Community

Drumming Group 01883 622118

07973 386343

Caterham Art Group secretary@caterhamartgroup.org.uk Caterham Bowls Club

01883 340014

Caterham Bridge Club

01883 730304

Caterham Community Choir

01883 345678 01737 643191

Caterham Craft Club

07568 717733

Caterham Cricket Club

Caterham Croquet Club www.caterham-croquet.org.uk

Marie Curie Caterham

020 8660 3810 01883832621

Old Caterhamians Club

01883 343488

Old Coulsdon Bowling Club

01737 552580

Pantaloons Amateur Dramatic Society www.pantoloons.com Probus Club of Caterham probusenquiries@wmanor.co.uk Probus Club of Purley

020 8660 0404

Purley & Kenley District Guides bradshaw.joanne@sky.com

Caterham District Scouts

07956 801008

Purley Bowls Club

Caterham Festival

01883 340000

Purley Bridge Club www.bridgewebs.com/purley

Caterham Food Bank

07523 983122

Caterham Hill Badinton Club

01342 832702

Caterham Hill WI

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Caterham Owners Club www.caterhamownersclub.co.uk

Purley Food Hub Purley John Fisher Rugby Club

020 8660 0608

07546 635295 01737 553042

Purley Sports Club

020 8660 0608

Purley Youth Centre

020 8668 7259

Caterham, Oxted & Godstone Lions Club 01883 335945

Reading Aloud Group

01883 722593

Royal British Legion

01883 712476

Caterham Rotary Club

Skaterham Skatepark for Scooterers, BMX'rs, Skateboarders & Inline Skaters 01883 348184

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South Croydon Sports Club

020 8688 1782

South London Harriers

020 8398 1548

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St Catherine's Hospice

01293 447333

Tandridge Befriending Scheme

07796 307286

Croydon Active www.croydonactivepaddlers.org Paddlers

Tandridge Photographic Society

01883 626463

Croydon Borough Neighbourhood Watch Association nhw@cbnwa.com

Tandridge Voluntary Action

01883 722593

The Royal British Legion

01883 343492

Croyden Rifle & Pistol Club

Warlingham Archery Club 01883 347301

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01883 344678

020 8684 4260

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Caterham Rotary & Knights Garden Centres

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aterham Rotary President Stephanie Barrett popped into Knights Garden Centre at Chelsham recently to thank the Knight family for allowing Rotary to use the garden centre as a base for their Christmas collection, which produced just under £4000 over the five weekends prior to Christmas.

So why are Knights so passionate to help? Duncan Knight, Operations Director, says: “Knights Garden Centres have a long association with the Rotary Clubs of Caterham and Sanderstead and Selsdon together with Caterham and District Round Table. All our Santas who make our “Breakfast with Santa” fun for all the family are volunteers from Rotary as well as our Grotto Santas. During the year they carry out such wonderful work raising money to help support many needy causes in the local area whilst enjoying themselves at the same time.”

more than happy to help out. We are so pleased that the funds donated by our customers at Christmas time are going straight back into the local community.”

In response Stephanie Barrett said “Our association with Knights goes back many years and we are delighted to be part of their growing community relationships programme.”

Some of the local support that Caterham Rotary have been involved in over the last twelve months has included a senior citizens lunch and entertainment afternoon, a locally based

support group for Downs Syndrome, a local blood cancer support network and they have also funded a number of opportunities for young people with initiatives covering sport, photography, leadership development and cooking. photo: Caterham Rotary President Stephanie Barrett in conversation with the Knight family - left to right: Duncan Knight (Operations Director), David Knight (Managing Director), Stephanie Barrett and Janette Knight (Communications Director)

Knights Garden Centres provide a wide-ranging service to the communities in Caterham, Woldingham and Selsdon, Sanderstead and Croydon. Their Communications Director, Janette Knight, comments “We are a community-based family business which is why we are The Link

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emperatures are expected to rise and showers are imminent. It is the ideal time for pests and weeds to multiply. You may also need to protect tender plants if frost is forecast.

April

• All planting areas should be warmed up with glass/fleece to speed up germination.

• Pruning: prune Fig trees, divide Bamboo and Water Lilies • Indoors:- increase watering of plants & start feeding citrus plants

A a very busy month for gardeners, as there is Sowing, Potting up and Pruning.

May

Some of the more important jobs to be undertaken are: • Seeds to be sown under glass/greenhouse:• Annuals, Herbs in pots and Aubergine, Cucumber, Sweet Pepper and Tomatoes • Achimenes, Calceolaria, Schizanthus in pots in the greenhouse.

• Outdoors:- The soil should be broken to a fine tilth and a liberal sprinkling of Growmore or Blood, Fish & Bone applied 1-2 weeks before sowing. Beetroot, early Carrot, Peas, Radish and Spring Onion (sow thinly). Hardy annuals can be sown in pots or in-situ.

• Other outdoor jobs (miscellaneous):- Sprouted (chitted) Potato tubers can be planted.

• Brassicas – to prevent Cabbage root fly, place a collar of carpet felt around the stems.

• Containers & hanging baskets – add a slow release fertilizer.

• Line Terracotta pots with perforated polythene, before filling up with compost.

• Divide and move Spring bulbs when they finish flowering and plant Summer flowering bulbs.

• Plant out Onions from seeds & sets and Shallots.

• Half-hardy plants that have sprouted should be transferred outdoors when they have been hardened off.

• Fruit blossoms should be protected from late frosts.

• All climbing/rambling roses should be securely tied in.

A popular month for blossoms, celebrations, warm sunny days and gardens bursting with colour. Birds, Bees, Insects and other creatures are very active. A pest and disease watch is strongly recommended and do take care of your tender plants if a late frost is forecast.

• Still time to sow : annual and biennial flowers and vegetables • Successional Sowing ( to prevent wastage): Beetroot, kohlrabi, lettuce, peas, salad onions, radish.

• Greenhouse: aubergines, cucumbers and peppers (make sure there is sufficient ventilation).

• Hardened off flowers/vegetable: all flower and vegetable plants that have been hardened off can be transferred outdoors only when frosts are not forecast.

• Protection against pests and diseases (take adequate remedial action): slug pellets, cut plastic bottles, 1 metre barriers against carrot fly, blackspot/mildew on roses, caterpillars, codling moth traps on apple/pear trees, netting, straw & black plastic on the ground to deter birds and creatures.

• Ways to save on watering during dry spells: mulching, lining pots with polythene, terracotta pots tend to absorb the moisture whereas plastic pots are preferable, shading plants, water gel in compost (crystals retain moisture), grass clippings retained on lawns, copious watering (better than a sprinkling), drought resistant

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plants. Rain water collected in water butts and containers over the wet season will be useful now.

• Ponds: reduce evaporation by covering it partially with Water Lilies and floating leaves.

• Indoors: transfer plants to bigger sized pots with fresh compost, if overgrown, and give them a liquid feed. ********

Spring Show Saturday 13th April at Hillcroft Primary School, Chaldon Road, Caterham, CR3 5PG. All of our shows are open to exhibitors at 9am and to the public from 2.30pm.

Recipe Set recipe for Tea Bread for the Spring show. It can be made in two 450g loaf tins which will cook slightly quicker. It freezes very well.

Ingredients 300ml cold tea (this can be left-over brewed tea) 200g soft brown sugar 1 medium egg 350g mixed dried fruit 275g self-raising flour 900g (large) loaf tin, greased and base lined Method • Preheat oven to 150°C / 130°C Fan/ Gas 2 • Put the tea, sugar and dried fruit in a bowl, cover and leave overnight (or several hours).

• Next day beat the egg, sieve the flour and combine with the other ingredients.

• Turn into the loaf tin and bake for approximately 1½ to 1¾ hours. It should be golden brown, slightly shrinking from the sides of the tin and firm in the centre.

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David Attenborough Nower Wood 1985

Doug Hulyer Nower Wood in 1980s

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urrey’s leading environmentalists over the last 60 years include: a museum curator from Haslemere, teacher from Dorking, a mother of three from Woking, a teacher training undergraduate, a banker from Dorking, a civil servant from Ewell, a chemist from Dorking, zoology and natural science graduate. Could the next one be you?

Celebrating Sixty Years of Surrey’s Environmentalists Surrey Wildlife Trust’s Contribution to Conservation

Sixty years ago John Clegg a museum curator and keen ecologist from Haslemere, and John Sankey, a teacher from Dorking, together with a band of likeminded naturalists and conservationists founded the Surrey Naturalists’ Trust on 21st March 1959 at an inaugural meeting in the Surrey County Council chamber. They had two goals “to protect wildlife and educate the public about nature.” These are still fundamental to Surrey Wildlife Trust’s activities today.

Protecting Nature Reserves in Surrey In 1960 John Clegg was instrumental in securing the first ever reserve, Seale Chalk Pit on the Hog’s Back. Along with other local Trusts there was a movement to preserve nature reserves across the country. Seale Chalk Pit contained fascinating geology and today it is a rich chalk grassland habitat, a haven for butterflies and iconic plants.

Education and Engagement With Nature From its very first years, the Trust was keen to educate people in Surrey about wildlife, organising trips with schools and running nature trails. In November 1971, the Trust saved a unique piece of ancient woodland Nower Wood, near Leatherhead,

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Ranmore nature trail 1967 from development sparing more than 1,000 oak trees and securing a place for its new educational nature reserve. With a £15,000 debt to pay off, the Trust launched an appeal that drew more than 600 donations, some from as far as Canada and the US, raising £20,000 and saving 83 acres of woodland for generations to come.

Then in 1977 a 19 year old teacher training undergraduate, Doug Hulyer, was asked to ‘develop the wood into an education resource’. An early pioneer in engaging people with nature and wildlife Doug said: ‘If you could change Surrey, you could change the world. Education is fundamental to the future of wildlife. Unless we develop an ecological literacy, we will continue to trash the planet.’

In 1979 a field centre, complete with classroom and research equipment was set up and in its first year of full-time operation, it welcomed more than 3,000 visitors, including pupils from some 80 schools. Its success has continued ever since, every year at Nower Wood 15,000 children and adults attend education programmes.

The UK’s Leading Environmentalists In 1984, the Trust marked 25 years of protecting Surrey’s wildlife with a Silver Jubilee dinner.

Looking ahead to the new millennium, David Attenborough wrote: “The pressure on our countryside has never been greater than it is today, so it becomes more important than ever to protect these few natural areas that remain and that mean so very much to so many. No organisation has done more to ensure their survival in this part of the The Link

country than the Surrey Trust and I, together with countless other inhabitants of the county, am most grateful to you.”

Volunteers Who Saved Surrey’s Green Spaces In 1985 Mary Adler moved to Brentmoor Heath near Lightwater as she wanted somewhere to walk the dog and push the buggy as she had three young children. Not long after she heard that the MOD wanted to build housing on the heathland.

In 1987, thanks in large part to the efforts of Mary Adler and other local people, Brentmoor Heath was saved from being sold by the MOD for housing. A huge success for the Trust, as Brentmoor was the Trust’s first reserve with full public access. Mary’s years of tireless work as volunteer warden have helped preserve and improve this vital heathland habitat, which is is rarer than rainforest, for indicator species such as the nightjar and Dartford warbler. By 2018 Surrey Wildlife Trust had improved or restored 2,700 hectares of heathland habitat in Surrey.

A Wilder Future Paul Wickham, a retired banker, a member of the Trust with an interest in bird watching and botany, became a volunteer and then chief executive in 1977. His leadership coincided with the signing of a partnership agreement with Surrey County Council in 2002 to manage the council’s countryside estate looking after large reserves, such as Chobham . . . / continued on page 24

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Pond research 1968 . . . / continued from page 23 Common, Norbury Park, Wisley and Ockham Common, Rodborough Common and Whitmoor Common.

Surrey Wildlife Trust then managed 8,000 hectares of Surrey, which is five per cent, which received 1.3 million visits per year. In 2018 thanks to the skill and dedication of our staff and volunteers, 98 per cent of the SSSIs we manage are now in favourable or recovering condition.

In 2013, the Trust had the unique opportunity to create a completely new reserve called Priest Hill. It worked with developers to clear 1000 tons of tarmac from abandoned playing fields and transform it into rich grassland habitat between Howell Hill and the Epsom Downs. Butterfly counts in recent years have revealed an explosion of small blue butterflies.

So landscape features such as healthy and wellmanaged hedgerows, rivers, nature reserves and green spaces across the county will help wildlife and people to flourish.

Surrey Wildlife Trust is offering a range of 60th anniversary events, walks and talks including: the environmental youth summit for 16-18 year olds on March 28th, Wild Surrey art and photography competition open for entries until 14 April, Wild Surrey Photography and Art Exhibition in Guildford from 25 May to 14 June, Bay Pond Open Day in Godstone from 15 June, Guildford Goes Wild on Guildford High Street on 1 & 2 June, Heath Week from 28 July to 2 August and Rivers Week from 22 to 29 September.

For more information on the history of the Trust, 60th anniversary events and how to get involved visit www.surreywildlifetrust.org.

2019 begins a new chapter with a new CEO, Sarah Jane Chimbwandira, and a new strategy to reconnect the landscape with nature recovery networks across the Thames Basin Heaths, The North Downs and Holmesdale Wetlands. The Surrey landscape has become fragmented over many years and lost its green corridors for wildlife.

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Greek Roast Lamb Spring is in the air, and you don't want to be slaving over a hot oven, so make the most of seasonal lamb the easy way with this lazy roast.

METHOD yy Heat oven to 240°C / fan 220°C / gas 9. yy Pound the garlic, half the oregano, lemon zest and a pinch of salt in a pestle and mortar, then add the lemon juice and a drizzle of olive oil. yy Stab the lamb all over with a sharp knife, then push as much of the herb paste as you can into intoholes. the the holes. yy Tip the potatoes into a large roasting tin, then toss in the remaining olive oil and any remaining remaining herb paste.herb paste. yy Nestle the lamb amongst the potatoes, roast for 20 thenthen reduce the the temperature to 180°C for mins, 20 mins, reduce temperature to /180°C fan 160°C / fan 160°C / gas 4./ gas 4.

INGREDIENTS 1 large leg of lamb, about 3kg 6 garlic cloves 1 bunch oregano zest and juice 1 lemon 6 tbsp olive oil 1½ kg new potatoes 400g can chopped tomato large handful pitted baby kalamata olives

Serves 8

yy Roast for 1 hour 15 minutes for medium-rare, adding another 15 minutes if you prefer your lamb medium. yy Baste the lamb once or twice with the juices and toss the potatoes. and toss the potatoes. yy When the lamb is done to your liking, remove from the tin and let it rest. yy Throw the rest of the oregano in with the potatoes, scoop from the tin and keep warm. yy Place the roasting tin over a medium flame, add the tomatoes and and olives to the addcanned the canned tomatoes olives to pan the juices, pan then for a few juices,simmer then simmer forminutes. a few minutes. yy Serve the lamb with the potatoes, sauce the sauce andand a asimple simplesalad. salad.

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What's on ... in April & May Wednesday 3rd April Munch with Music St John's Church, Caterham Valley. Alfred and Salamanda Saxophone Quartet. Admission Free - Donations welcome. Tea/Coffee from 12:15pm.

Performance 12.45pm to 1:30pm. You are invited to bring your own “Munch”.

Saturday 6th April Abba Chique Concert A charity Abba Chique concert organised by Caterham, Oxted and Godstone Lions Club.

Proceeds to East Surrey Carers Support Association and Lions Charities. Licensed Bar from 7pm. Ample Free Parking. Concert Starts 8pm. Tickets £15. Tel: 01883 335945. Caterham School, Harestone Valley Road, Caterham, CR3 6YA. Tuesday 9th April Caterham Hill WI - A Vintage Affair – our 4th Birthday We meet at The Arc, Guard's Avenue, Caterham Hill on the second Tuesday of each month, except August, at 7.30pm. Ladies can attend as a guest for two meetings. www.caterhamhillwi.com.

Thursday 11th April The Arts Society Croydon Area Meet Monthly (2nd Thursday) at 10.15am. All Saints Church Hall, Sanderstead. 11th April : Played in London – the city at play. For further details please phone 02086572496 or email janice.brunger@outlook.com.

Saturday 13th April Chari-tea The South East Cancer Help Centre invites you to join us for our annual fundraising Chari-tea.

Enjoy a traditional afternoon tea and help us raise money for your local charity in Purley. First sitting at 1pm and second sitting at 3.30pm.

Traditional afternoon tea is £12 per person, or £14 with prosecco. To book a place, please call the Cancer Centre reception on 020 8668 0974 or book online at www.sechc.org.uk/supportus/fundraising-events.

Saturday 13th April Easter Concert East Surrey Choral Society are holding their Easter concert at St Johns Church Old Coulsdon at 7:30pm. The programme includes Handel’s Messiah Parts 2 and 3 and will feature soloists and orchestra from the Guildhall School of Music. Tickets are £12 on the door or online at www:escs.org.uk. Programme and refreshments included with children under 14 free.

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Sunday 14th April Wedding Fair Enjoy a complimentary glass of bubbly whilst meeting lots of amazing suppliers who can help you create the wedding of your dreams.

11am to 4pm. Free entry & glass of bubbly! Tel: 01883 340678. Soper Hall, Harestone Valley Road, Surrey, CR3 6HY. Satuday 27th April Purley Indoor Boot Sale Bargain second-hand goods, jewellery, antiques/ collectables and more. 10am to 12 noon. Buyers: 50p. Sellers: tables provided and must be prebooked. £15 each (plus £3 if you bring a clothes rail). To hire a table call: 07863 114850 or judywhittaker@hotmail.com. More info: www. adrian-frost.co.uk. St Mark’s Church Hall, Church Road, off Peaks Hill, Purley, CR8 3QQ. Saturday 27th & Sunday 28th April 11 West Hill - Open Garden for NGS A beautiful country cottage style garden set in ½ acre. The garden flows through pathways, lawn, vegetable and play areas. Flower beds showcase outstanding tulips, informal seating areas throughout the garden allows you to absorb the wonderful garden. 2pm to 5pm. Admission £5, children free. Home-made teas. Tel: 07989 617919. Open for charity. 11 West Hill, Sanderstead, Surrey, CR2 0SB. Wednesday 1st May Munch with Music St John's Church, Caterham Valley. Shona Fenion, violin with accompanist. Admission Free - Donations welcome. Tea/Coffee from 12:15pm. Performance 12.45pm to 1:30pm. You are invited to bring your own “Munch”.

Sunday 5th May **** Banstead Rotary Charity Walk Sign up for a sponsored walk through the North Downs to help raise sponsorship for the South East Cancer Help Charity. This 8 mile scenic walk organised by Banstead Rotary Club starts and finishes in Epsom Downs. A fantastic way to get some fresh air in the great outdoors, whilst raising money for a worthwhile local cause. For more information please visit the event website: www.bansteadrotary.com/banstead-rotarywalk Sunday 5th May RSPCA Car Boot Sale Buyers: 50p admission charge. Free parking with disabled parking area. Sellers: all vehicles

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£10. Trailers additional £3. Pay on entry. NO NEED TO BOOK YOUR PITCH! Open for set up from 8.30am. Gates open to buyers at 9.30am. All unsold items/rubbish must be taken away at the end. Light refreshments. Cake stall and hot and cold drinks. 9.30 am – 2 pm. RSPCA South Godstone Animal Centre, Eastbourne Road/A22, South Godstone, RH9 8JB.

levels. We will be dancing latest popular dances, older classic dances and dances requested by you. Bring your own drinks and nibbles.

Everyone is welcome. Fun, friendly group.

Dancing: 7.15pm to 10.30pm. £7.50 for dancers, £4 non dancers. Tables can be reserved. Tel: 01883 349485. Caterham Community Centre, Surrey, CR3 5UE.

Tuesday 9th May Caterham Hill WI – Resolution Bingo We meet at The Arc, Guard's Avenue, Caterham Hill on the second Tuesday of each month, except August, at 7.30pm. Ladies can attend as a guest for two meetings. www.caterhamhillwi.com.

Sun 26th May Shieling - Open Garden for NGS One acre garden restored to its original 1920s design. Formal front garden with island beds and shrub border. Unusual large rock garden and mixed borders with collection of beautiful hostas and uncommon perennials. The rest is a woodland garden with acid loving plants and some old and interesting trees and shrubs. Plant list provided for visitors. 11am to 4pm. Homemade teas. Admission £5, children free. Tel: 01737 833370. Open for charity. Shieling, Tadworth, Surrey, KT20 6PQ.

Saturday 11th May Jumble Sales 7th PURLEY (ALL SAINTS KENLEY) SCOUT GROUP invite you to our Jumble sale at Kenley Memorial Hall, Godstone Road, Kenley from 10am until 12 noon. Entrance is 50p. If you would like to contribute some jumble please bring it to Kenley Memorial Hall on Friday 10th May 6pm to 7pm. Alternatively, if you need it to be collected please contact Theresa on 0208 660 5262 or Josie on 0208 763 1800.

Saturday 11th May Caterham,Oxted and Godstone Lions Swimathon 2018 A charity fund raising event. Teams of up to six swimmers, swim in relay for 25 minutes to raise funds for Caterham, Oxted and Godstone Lions and a charity of their choice. 5pm and 7pm.

Tel: 0208 668 3280. de Stafford Sports Centre, Burntwood Lane, Caterham, CR3 5YX. Wednesday 15th to Saturday 18th May Pride and Prejudice The Oxted Players are performing Pride and Prejudice from 15th to 18th May at 7.45pm with a matinee at 2.30pm on 18th. Adapted from the popular romantic novel by Jane Austen and set in the 1800s, the play follows the fortunes and misfortunes of the Bennet family. Tickets £8 £10 - available from www.barntheatreoxted. co.uk or 01883 724852. Barn Theatre, 25 Bluehouse Lane, Oxted, RH8 0AA. Saturday 18th May Line Dance Social Night for all levels You are welcome to join us at our line dance social night which is suitable for dancers of all

Sunrise Senior Living - April 2019 Events Tuesday 2nd at 10am Professionals Networking Brunch Group Wednesday 3rd at 10am “Iron Horse Work Shop” with Alan Potter Purley has commissioned artist and Sculptor of note, Alan to build a replica of the old railway in the rotary fields in Iron! Sunrise are helping!

Come and make history with us and enjoy tea and Opera afterwards to celebrate at 3pm.

Wednesday 10th at 3pm Dementia Friends Session An Alzheimer’s initiative to help people live well with dementia.

Thursday 11th at 6pm Care Fees Seminar with Powers of Attorney Advice Nick Truss offers 25 years of experience to help put your minds at rest! Andrea Scott joins him to assist with simplified POAs at low cost.

Thursday 18th at 3pm Pastimes Tea Dance This month we’re going “Ballroom” with Simon!

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Aggressive spreaders, such as mint and lemon balm, will need separate containers to keep them under control. In the past I have always planted my mint in a bucket with holes for drainage and place it in a handy spot where I can pick readily and control it's spread, but now it's in a pot, until that is, it grows too large, and then I will just have to find room outside.

There are many benefits to growing herbs in containers. For me, it’s all about access. I love having fresh herbs growing in pots on my kitchen windowsill. That way, when I’m in the middle of making

dinner and realize I’ve forgotten to harvest a handful of mint or rosemary, they are right there, nearby. Rosemary has aromatic, needle-like foliage that adds a welcome depth of flavour to roasted potatoes and chicken dishes. Pot-grown herbs can really transform your cooking; they’re very low maintenance and contribute bags of flavour to every meal.

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n a bid to shake off the winter blues and herald the start of spring, the town will be transformed overnight into a kaleidoscope of handmade artwork created by the local community.

Last year, the town woke up to find lampposts and side railings bedecked with guerrilla knitting and trees sprouting colourful pompoms. Shops and businesses proudly displayed artwork in their windows created by local school children.

In the run up to this Easter holidays, Caterham Valley for You, the organisers of Colour Caterham, is calling on local groups and artists to `own’ a small area of the town – whether that is a set of railings or a lamppost - and transform it with colourful creations.

Visitors and shoppers in Caterham Valley last Easter were greeted with colourful artwork created by the local community.

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“Colour Caterham helped to create a fun and positive start to spring when the weather was doing anything but,” said Andrew Browne, chairman of Caterham Valley For You.

Elf Takeover winners Alfie Fotheringham, eight, Harry Drewett, aged seven, and Eve Malcolm, aged 10, receive their prizes from Caterham Valley For You board member Lucie Allan.

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“This year, we would like local groups - whether that is local artists, craft, youth or community groups - to form a Colour Caterham team to create a vibrant and fun atmosphere in Caterham Valley so that visitors feel uplifted when they come to shop here.”

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Youngsters submitted completed elf trail sheets to special collection points based around the town, and four winners were chosen recently to receive WH Smith vouchers. They are Alfie Fotheringham, aged eight, Harry Drewett, aged seven and Eve Malcolm, aged 10, and four-yearold Emily Garrard.

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CHILD PROTECTION HELPLINE Tel: 0800 800 500

AGE UK SURREY Tel: 01483 503414

CHILDLINE Tel: 0800 1111

EAST SURREY MUSEUM 1 Stafford Road, Caterham, CR3 6JG Open: Wed & Thurs 10am - 5pm Saturday 10.30am - 4pm. e: eastsurreymuseum@gmail.com w: www.eastsurreymuseum.org.uk Tel: 01883-340275

CITIZENS ADVICE BUREAU Tel: 03444 111 444 SAMARITANS Tel: 0845 790 9090

EMERGENCY SERVICES POLICE FIRE AMBULANCE Emergency: 999

SURREY RAPE & SEXUAL ABUSE SUPPORT CENTRE Tel: 020 8683 3311

SURREY POLICE HQ Tel: 101 or 01483 571212

SURREY DOMESTIC ABUSE Tel: 01483 776822

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CRIME STOPPERS Tel: 0800 555 111

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MENTAL HEALTH CRISIS HELPLINE Tel: 0300 456 8342

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MARRIAGE CARE (Relationship Counselling) Payment by donation Tel: 0800 389 3801

ELECTRICITY Tel: 105 or 0800 316 3105

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BMI SHIRLEY OAKS HOSPITAL Tel: 0208 655 5500 CATERHAM DENE HOSPITAL Tel: 01883 837500 CROYDON DAY HOSPITAL Tel: 020 3126 4620 FIRST COMMUNITY HEALTH & CARE Tel: 01883 837500

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Caterham Oxted & Godstone Lions Club District 105SE England Celebrating 100 years of Lions serving their communities

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n the surface it looks as if it has been a quiet month for COGS, but of course there is still a lot of work going on in the background as committees meet to discuss and organise fundraising events and social gatherings – it is not all work!

Although the Club does support those in need and those who have fallen victim to disaster in different parts of the world, it tries to support as many local worthy causes as possible. One such very worthy cause is the new Brownies pack that has been set up in Godstone.

A fundraising Quiz on the 23rd of March, which comes after this report goes to press, is just one of many fundraising events the Club puts on in the year.

Coming up in April is the Abba Chique concert at Caterham School on Saturday 6th April and there are still some seats available.

Tickets are £15 and the concert starts at 8pm.

A licensed bar will be open from 7pm. There is ample free parking at the school. Tickets can be obtained from John on 01883 742680 and Tony on 01883 335945.

The Easter egg raffle will be held on 16th April and tickets for that can be bought in some local pubs.

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On 27th April the Club will host its annual tea party for listeners and presenters of the Talking Newspaper. This takes place in St Peter’s church hall in Limpsfield.

In the longer term there will be the Swimathon on 11th May at De Stafford School. This is a popular fundraiser and the number of teams joining in has increased each year. Funds raised by the teams taking part are shared with COGS and with charities of their choice.

Most importantly March is the month when the Club votes for and selects its officers for the coming Lions year. This will take place on Tuesday 12th March so when you read next month’s report you will know who has been chosen as the new President.

Anyone wishing to join Lions or find out more about us is welcome to come along to a meeting. Just call Tony Carter on 01883 741809. You will find a warm welcome awaits you.

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