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New Sekt classifications The VDP (Verband Deutscher Prädikatsweingüter), Germany’s association of elite wine producers, has created a new classification for Germany’s sparkling wines - the VDP.SEKT.STATUT. Ratified early in early 2021, it applies the association’s high still wines quality standards to sparkling wines. Only sekts that pass the association’s strict quality criteria and testing, akin to the tough regulations in Champagne, will be allowed to bear the VDP. Sektsiegel, the VDP’s seal of approval for sekt. There are two standards

of sekt - VDP. SEKT and VDP. SEKT.PRESTIGE. Traditional bottle fermentation is obligatory for both. Vintage sekts must be granted at least 24 months (VDP. SEKT) or 36 months (VDP. SEKT.PRESTIGE) on the lees. Grand sekts may also mature well beyond those minimum guidelines. VDP’s strict production regulations will also apply for the production of sekt base wines. A dedicated VDP specification guide has also been developed to provide other sekt parameters.

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