Neither. I like horses and ducks! -Rankin
A big old duck. -W Magazine
1000 duck-sized horses anyday. My Little Pony dream come to life -Wonderland Magazine Could never fight a horse, no matter how many hands. -Emma Elwick-Bates One huge duck I reckon. -Caroline Flack
We’d rather fight a single horse-sized duck. There’s strength in numbers, and only one Achilles’ [webbed] heel. -Oh Comely Magazine
I’d rather be on ‘Duck Dynasty A&E!! -Kelly Cutrone
Good question. One horse sized duck as I have a slight dislike for ants and that’s what the attack would feel like. -Charlotte de Carle
1000 duck sized horses, break one leg each, then sell ‘em to Tesco. -JME
One horse sized duck-it’s always better in life to deal with the big problem straight in front of you. -Alexis Knox
No comment, that is the most ridiculous question ever. -Siobhan Lyons Illustration by Jordan Brennan