DEC 23 - 5 JAN 2016
PARIS WHITNEY Hilton is listed in all the best journals as a, businesswoman, socialite, television personality, model, actress, singer, DJ, and author … takes your breath away doesn’t it? The great-granddaughter of Conrad Hilton, founder of Hilton Hotels said when speaking to Galore Magazine “I’m very proud that I am all natural and have never had anything done,” she´s talking about plastic surgery of course, “I am very happy with myself.” Then to be sure she doesn´t upset anybody, in true entrepreneurial style she added “but I don’t judge others, people should do whatever makes them feel happy, it’s just not something I’ve ever wanted to do.” Paris, who starred in naff US reality show “The Simple Life ´03 - ´07, also said, “I get calls every day to do reality shows, but I am very focused on my business and brand and…” blah blah bladdie blah! ZZZZZZZZZ!
GWYNETH PALTROW has a quite a background, with a great-great-grandfather who was a famous rabbi, a brother who´s a director and screenwriter, and is a second cousin of former U.S. Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords. Gwyneth won 4 major awards for her work in ´Shakespeare in Love´ but she´s put all of that to one side to … Go into the travel business! She´s started an internet company called Goop, and said at an Airbnb conference recently “I had no idea how much everyone kissed my ass when I was acting” then promoting her Goop organisation said “I have never felt so professionally fulfilled in my life, it’s such a grind, it’s such hard work but it’s so amazing to be involved in something you believe in, making a product you love, and I much prefer it now that no-one kisses my ass anymore.” Glad you got to the bottom of it Gwyneth!
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AS IF the late Prince´s family didn´t have enough to be coping with, a Claire Elisabeth Elliott has popped up claiming she married the singer in a shotgun Las Vegas wedding on January 14, 2002. Unfortunately there´s a sizeable hole in her story as she can’t find the marriage certificate! There´s apparently information of a marria™ge amongst the Minnesota District Court documents, and last month Claire filed another one saying she wants to remove the Bremer Trust Bank from managing Prince’s estate … and that she´ll step in herself! Do bleedin´what!! The main meat of her case is Exhibit C) “to expose all the corruption surrounding my money so that I could finally get paid what is long overdue to me!” Claire says in her July affidavit “Prince named me as his ‘sole heir’ in a ‘secret’ will (which of course hasn’t turned up yet). What is she? Some kind of nutter!
Have a yo ho ho Christmas and a prosperous New Year … Peter SHILPA SHETTY is best known for having won Celebrity Big Brother 5, yet again reality TV delivering nothing out of something. Shilpa was interviewed by the Mumbai Times recently and unfortunately for her she very kindly gave us an insight into the inner workings of her brain. The newspaper got onto the subject of books that should be on the syllabus in Indian schools and Shilpa said “I think having Lord Of The Rings and Harry Potter should be part of it, and Little Women and even Animal Farm should be included as it will teach the little ones to love and care for animals.” TILT! George Orwell’s novel is of course a role reversal tale based on the Russian revolution of 1917 and the Soviet Union’s brutal dictatorship, where the animals overthrow the humans before the pigs elevate themselves to positions of power. Stick to half-baked TV shows Shilpa … For all our sakes!
SUNDAY 25th December BBC1
BBC2
ITV1
CHANNEL 4
CHANNEL 5
7:00 Breakfast 10:00 CBeebies: The Nutcracker 10:45 Legend of the Boneknapper Dragon 11:00 Christmas Day Service Live from Bristol Cathedral 12:00 Songs of Praise 12:40 BBC News 12:45 Weather 12:50 Film The Croods 14:20 Shaun the Sheep 14:50 Top of the Pops 15:50 BBC News; Weather 16:00 The Queen 16:10 Film Frozen 17:45 The Great British Bake Off 18:45 Doctor Who 19:45 Strictly Come Dancing 21:00 Call the Midwife 22:30 EastEnders 23:30 Mrs Brown’s Boys 24:00 Tracey Ullman’s Show 24:30 BBC News 0024
7:40 Countryfile 8:35 Film The Cat in the Hat 9:50 Film Tom Thumb 11:20 Film Bee Movie 12:40 Carols from King’s 13:55 Wild Tales From the Village 14:55 The Good Life 15:25 Film The Artist 17:00 Dancing the Nutcracker - Inside the Royal Ballet 18:30 The Queen 18:40 The Morecambe and Wise Christmas Show 19:45 Christmas University Challenge 20:15 Blackadder 21:00 Dad’s Army 21:30 Gospel Christmas 22:30 Victorian Bakers 23:30 QI XL 24:15 film Great Expectations
7:00 Children’s TV 7:45 Super 4 7:55 Sooty 8:10 Oddbods 8:15 Oddbods 8:20 Almost Naked Animals 8:30 Almost Naked Animals 8:45 Horrid Henry 9:00 Horrid Henry 9:15 Horrid Henry 9:25 Weekend 10:25 Countrywise 10:55 Film Despicable Me 2 12:55 Film Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 16:00 The Queen 16:10 Film The Lion King (1994) 17:55 ITV News and Weather 18:15 You’ve Been Framed! 18:45 Emmerdale 19:45 Paul O’Grady: For the Love of Dogs 20:45 ITV News and Weather 21:00 Coronation Street 22:00 Maigret 24:00 Film Love Actually
7:20 Prep & Landing: Naughty v Nice 7:40 The Bear 8:10 Painting the Bear Hunt 8:15 Film Animals United (2010) 9:55 The Simpsons 10:20 The Simpsons 10:50 The Simpsons 11:20 The Simpsons 11:50 Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas 12:15 Painting the Bear Hunt 12:20 Father Christmas 12:50 The Snowman 13:20 Film The Sword in the Stone 15:05 The Alternative Christmas Message 15:15 Channel 4 News 15:20 Film It’s a Wonderful Life 17:55 The Snowman and the Snowdog 18:25 We’re Going on a Bear Hunt 19:00 Film Home Alone 21:00 Travel Man: 48 Hours in 22:00 Gogglebox 23:30 Alan Carr: Chatty Man
7:10 Milkshake! Festive Fun 7:15 Shimmer and Shine 7:40 Paw Patrol 8:00 Angelina Ballerina 8:20 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 8:40 Film An American in Paris 11:55 Film On the Town (1949) 12:55 Film Scrooge (1970) 15:10 Film The Wizard of Oz 17:15 Film Singin’ in the Rain 19:20 Britain’s Favourite Christmas Songs 21:30 When Celebrities Go Pop 23:30 Film Dallas Buyers Club
ITV2
7:00 The Hot Desk 7:10 Emmerdale 7:30 Coronation Street 8:20 Elf: Buddy’s Musical Christmas 9:20 The Smurfs: A Christmas Carol 9:45 Film Beethoven’s Christmas Adventure 10:45 FYI Daily 10:50 Film Beethoven’s Christmas Adventure 11:35 You’ve Been Framed! 12:35 Emmerdale 13:00 Coronation Street 14:05 Film The Polar Express 15:05 FYI Daily 15:10 Film The Polar Express 16:10 You’ve Been Framed! 17:15 Catchphrase 18:15 Minion Madness 18:30 Film One Hundred and One Dalmatians 19:30 FYI Daily 19:35 Film One Hundred and One Dalmatians 20:15 Film Mr Bean’s Holiday 21:15 FYI Daily 21:20 Film Mr Bean’s Holiday 22:00 Film Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason 23:10 FYI Daily 23:15 Film Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason
E4
7:00 Film 12 Wishes of Christmas (2011) 8:35 Film The Dog Who Saved Christmas (2009) 10:25 Film Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days (2012) 12:25 Rude(ish) Tube 12:30 Baby Daddy 13:00 Baby Daddy 13:30 How I Met Your Mother 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 14:30 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 How I Met Your Mother 15:30 The Goldbergs 16:00 The Big Bang Theory 16:30 The Big Bang Theory 17:00 The Big Bang Theory 17:30 The Big Bang Theory 18:00 The Big Bang Theory 18:30 The Big Bang Theory 19:00 Frozen at Christmas 20:00 The Snowman 20:35 The Snowman and the Snowdog 21:00 The Big Bang Theory 21:30 The Big Bang Theory 22:00 Film The Inbetweeners 2 (2014) 24:00 The Inbetweeners 24:35 The Inbetweeners