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Guernsey’s Style Magazine | no. 19 | July 2013 | the

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mmmm Icons, it makes me think.... so many come to mind but John Gollop, has many of the greats covered on page 34. The Queen, Greta Garbo, Marilyn Monroe, Kate Winslet, Audrey Hepburn, The Beatles, Abba, Shakespeare, Emma Thompson and maybe even our very own Dawn Porter. I would add Heather Watson who I am sure is feeling positive about her career especially after the Iconic victory at Wimbledon of Andy Murray, I am partial to wearing a Fred Perry top but not sure he will bring out his own range of iconic sports wear just yet.

Was Hilda Ogden iconic? I think her rollers and head scarf were, what about Bet Lynch, she poured a good pint although it wasn’t alcohol it was a strange concoction developed over many years to resemble a pint of ale. Why on earth am I writing about Coronation Street (even though it is one of the longest running and iconic British tv shows) I don’t even watch it. Give me Grand Designs or a Film4 film any day, actually sod the tv I’m going up the pub for a pint of Real ale, Old B’stard, Bishops Tipple, Tangle foot, Liberation ale, iconic me thinks.

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THE REST Edito............................................................ 01 Highlights.................................................. 02 Contributors............................................ 03 Event Listings.......................................... 04 News in Numbers.................................. 06 Iconography and Insignificance..... 08 Icons of the Future............................... 10 Chaplin....................................................... 12 Beckham.................................................... 14 Herbie......................................................... 15 POTM........................................................... 16 GIVE................................................. 17 Young People Guernsey.................... 18 Our Community..................................... 19 GSPCA........................................................ 22 EVENTS........................................... 23 Pink Ladies............................................... 24 Ladies College Prom............................ 26 Art on the Beach................................... 27 Island Games Team Event................. 28 TRAVEL........................................... 29 Alt Iconic Holiday Hotspots............. 30 Interrail....................................................... 32 What’s on in Sark.................................. 33

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CULTURE...................................... 35

Film Review.............................................. 36 Artist Profile............................................. 38 John Gollop.............................................. 40 Festival of Comedy.............................. 42 Guernsey Arts Commission.............. 44 Miscellaneous.......................................... 46

BUSINESS....................................77

Pre Qualified Optometrists.............. 81 Mortgages Made Clear....................... 82 Business News........................................ 84 Odey Wealth............................................ 87

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FASHION......................................47

Marilyn vs Madonna............................. 48 Iconic Trends........................................... 54 Style Stalker............................................. 56

Shambles Rambles............................... 96 Guernsey Cricket T20......................... 98 Seconds Out............................................ 100 Dan Alderton........................................... 102

HEALTH&BEAUTY.......................57

HARDWARE.................................103

Beauty News, Pedi Power................. 58 Out Now.................................................... 59 Kate Middleton Recommends........ 60

APPETITE..................................... 63 An Unlikely Icon..................................... 64 Recipes....................................................... 68

HOME........................................... 69 25 Square Miles...................................... 70 At Home with Elke................................ 72

Archetypes............................................... 104 Technology Timeline: The Icons..... 105 Kicked in the Googles......................... 106 Phone Home............................................ 107 Test Drive.................................................. 108

MUSIC...........................................109 JL: An In-tents Experience............... 110 Lock-in Round 2.................................... 112 Out and About....................................... 113 Sacred Hearts......................................... 114 Boardom.................................................... 116

Conservatory........................................... 76

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EVENTS JULY 2013 FOR MORE GREAT LOCAL EVENTS AND BUSINESSES VISIT WWW.THEBESTOFGUERNSEY.CO.UK

12.07.13 – 14.07.13

GREENMAN MCC PRESENTS CHAOS 2013 PLEINMONT

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£16.00 EARLY BIRD / ON DOOR - £20.00 WEEKEND / £12 DAY PASS // FROM 12.00 ON 12TH JULY WWW.CHAOSEVENTS.COM

This year the Channel Islands only truly independent music festival will be bigger and better than ever, but will remain faithful to the ethos of bikes, bands and beer! Bands include The Big Machine, Mallory Knox and Spunge and many more on the Chaos Stage and in The Peace Tent. The Bike Show will take place on Saturday mid-afternoon and trophies awarded within several categories. Located on possibly the most amazing festival location on earth; beautiful sunsets mixed with screaming riffs and smoking rubber to make what we know as Chaos. Tickets can be purchased on the gate.

The Farmhouse Festival of Jazz 2013 presents The Great American Songbook Series with Ray Charles. Be taken on a musical journey from an iconic era whilst enjoying a 3 course meal, coffee and petit fours.

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The popular Castle Nights, sponsored by KPMG are taking place again this summer over four Friday evenings with FREE admission to Castle Cornet and a varied programme of musical entertainment. Bring a picnic and soak up the atmosphere.

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S.W.A.T.S. SINGS SHOWCASE

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The Shaun Winterflood Academy of Theatrical Studies (S.W.A.T.S.) proudly presents its first showcase S.W.A.T.S. SINGS for one night only.

Don’t miss out on this fabulous evening of local young talent. Tickets now on sale with concessions available.

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A day out for the family; see the club, training facilities, aircraft and hangar. Get airside and view the aircraft including Air Search Islander and airport fire engine, PLUS trial flying lessons available. There will be a lunchtime bar and BBQ followed by afternoon teas, all sensibly priced. Come and relax and enjoy a few hours talking with pilots, airline crew, club members and other interesting people.

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The ever-popular Sark sheep racing will take place over the weekend of July 19th to 21st. Friday night is party night with live music. Saturday starts with the Fancy Dress Parade and racing starts soon after and continues on into Sunday.

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24 teams of local competitors race for the title of ‘Knockout Champions’. This professionally organised competition includes exhilarating events such as Nordic Skiing, Bomb the Castle, Tunnel Collection and the Assault Course involving soapy water, slippery slopes and tunnels! Children’s entertainment, car raffle - sponsored by Forest Road Garage, Junior Knockout, market stalls, BBQ and other refreshments available. Entrance FREE for spectators and extra parking provided at Home Farm for a charity donation.

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On Sunday 28th Fleetwood Bac, the original and best Fleetwood Mac Tribute Band endorsed by Mick Fleetwood himself, supported by City Limits will be playing at the ever-popular Cobo Balcony. Music usually starts from around 3pm and finishes no later than 7.30pm and the event aims to raise much needed funds for local charities such as the Guernsey Cheshire Home. Enjoy an afternoon of fun and fantastic musical entertainment whilst enjoying the beautiful west coast sunset.

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James Plumley a Guernsey man was one of a four-man crew to break the record for rowing non-stop around Great Britain.

Navy helicopter touched down in Guernsey to celebrate Armed Forces week.

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14% Guernsey Police report a 14% reduction in criminal damage.

£55m 5 Spending £55m on coastal flood defences is the right amount says Environment Department.

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States employees will be given five weeks payment for every year of completed service under a voluntary redundancy deal.

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ICONOGRAPHY AND THE words | Kay Worthington

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hen I was a gal, back in the dark ages when apple was a fruit to be enjoyed and not a huge conglomerate destined to take over the world, I attended a local religious institution to get educated. What an absolute farce! We wore proper uniforms with Panama hats, white gloves in summer, no eating in public and absolutely no knowledge of what boys were (unless we had brothers) until we left at the age of 18 as young ladies. We didn’t wear sackcloth and ashes, although I am sure the lovely ladies looking after us would have preferred it!

The so-called “Brides of Christ” were a pretty scary bunch it has to be said, and they ruled the roost with an iron fist coupled with a flair for the ridiculous. I remember vividly being told to say a quick Hail Mary in the corridor for one of the Sisters whose birthday it was, so we could present her with a “Spiritual Bouquet” as the ladies-inblack did not celebrate proper birthdays. What a clever idea! I too think that instead of spending oodles of cash on actual flowers from a florist who hikes up the cost of your basic rosebud every time a special day comes along, i.e. Valentines or Mothers Day, we should all think of the environment and send spiritual bouquets instead.

Saves money. Saves effort. Might get you a foot in the door of the pearly gates as well, so cannot be bad. The ladies at school also did a good trade in guilt and humiliation, heaped upon the shoulders of the honest catholics at school; luckily, as a sit-on-the-wall Church of England follower, we didn’t have the same fear of purgatory or those other unfortunate places that the ladies were so fond of telling us about.

were scared of being put to death in a rather nasty manner? Being Church of England of course we had our own less scary icons to look upon – we had lambs, unassuming crosses, flags, bunting and flowers, it seemed so much less intense and so much more friendly!

So my school, whilst good in its own way – celebrated the love of God in a very odd fashion. Think “Carrie’s Mum”….. Do you remember poor old Carrie being stuck in a small cupboard with some dreadful crucifix hanging from the wall, blood pouring from the wounds, it was truly terrifying.

I do think that we had a better understanding of what real icons were, back in the day. Men had their hero’s – icons which decorated cigarette cards. They were respected, and rather more respectable back then it seems. Unless we are prepared to do away with this cult of celebrity and point out to our children that there is more to life than being a glamour model or a footballer, and that most celebrities are completely ridiculous, our ideas of what an icon consists of will be skewed. Conversely of course, the old saying about one man’s terrorist is another man’s freedom fighter can also be taken into consideration. So – I suppose the younger generation will consider One Direction to be iconic, whereas mine still think that Marilyn, (Monroe, not Manson), JFG and Martin Luther King are “it”. Just quirky timing I suppose.

The corridors of our school were lined with pictures of religious icons, and statues of them lurked around each cold, unfriendly corridor – some depicted in horrific poses, some saints looking a little peaky being put to death on a pesky Catherine wheel, or having vicious lances thrust into their torsos, and some with a sort of a majestic look in their eyes which bordered on the perverted. Was this supposed to inspire us little girls to be godlier, just because we

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So what have we now as icons of the 21st century? It is true that we have moved onwardly up the evolutionary ladder a little, but instead of dead saints to worship, we now have the cult of celebrity.

These long suffering icons simply have to have a bit of a breakdown on stage, their riders have not been long enough or perhaps a perfectly manicured nail or two has been broken. They spend a week or four in The Priory and deliver a quick sound bite to camera – and this makes all the little girls want to be like them. The walls are now lined with pictures of Justin Bieber, the twelve year old song bird, sorry – style icon, or sportsmen like Beckham. Beckham I can deal with – at least he has done something in his career that we can all feel proud of. Some of the other more insignificant icons we have are the Kardashians….. famous for being, well, famous and having extremely large bottoms. Surely therefore, by that token, I should also be an icon? What about that? Good grief. If you have seen that programme you will know what I am talking about. This small child is the epitome of bad taste – and yet, she is held up as some sort of new age icon – we are all talking about her, so perhaps she is? I suspect sadly though, her and her family are seen less than iconic and more village fools, the sort they mocked in the old days.

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I SIT IN FASCINATED DISBELIEF AS I WATCH AN EPISODE OF THE NEW SERIES ‘WEIRD OR WHAT’ PRESENTED

BY WILLIAM SHATNER, WHOSE NOW TRADEMARK STYLE OF PARTIALLY SELF-AWARE COMIC DELIVERY SITS PERFECTLY ON IT. Tim is a 60 year-old builder with a thick American accent and a tendency to bumble over his words. He possesses what I shall refer to as an American build (as do I) and he is wearing some alien head suspenders with a totally straight face. Clearly, Tim is a legend.

Tim is telling us about the time he hit his thumb with a hammer and got an x-ray only to discover that he had something strange in his arm. The Dr removed it, but was unable to explain what it was.

Tim, also, was unable to explain the strange implant. However, upon heading home, Tim began to feel bad. He describes his symptoms as ‘finding it hard to focus’ and ‘needing to take a nap like an 80 year old man, instead of a 60 year old man.’ Tim realises that the removal of the baffling implant must be responsible for the sudden dip in his health. And then it comes to him: Tim was abducted by aliens.

Tim is one of a growing number of otherwise normal (ish) adults in the developed world who believe he has been abducted by beings from another planet / dimension / whatever. In Tim’s case, he was driving with his wife when it happened. I am unsure of the exact unfolding of events, but based on the hilariously low-budget reconstruction it involved flashing lights, missing time, a plastic alien and a fake moustache.

When the aliens took him, they implanted a chip that basically gave him superpowers. Shatner introduced an ex-policeman with an intelligence background who is now known simply as ‘The Alien Hunter’ to explain what this chip had, no doubt, done to Tim. It had supercharged his brain and nervous system.

“Every day, I ask myself ‘why me’?” Says Tim. Tim is not the first abductee I’ve come across on the little idiot box in the front room. Just last week, channel 4 broadcast what became one of my favourite ever programs about people who had been abducted by aliens. The stand out character, for me, was Simon Parkes, a city councilman and driving instructor. Simon has not only been abducted – he has been adopted! A giant green alien ‘convinced him she was his mother.’ He also has an alien wife (“I don’t have a name – I call her the Cat-Queen”) and a half-human son (Zarka). His

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quarterly romps with the Cat-Queen have, perhaps unsurprisingly, infused his earthly marriage with some tension. What a player.

As Simon walks downstairs, it becomes apparent that he owns several cats. I am sure I’m not the only viewer who experiences a sudden twinge of discomfort at this point. “They should check that none of those cats have been fiddled with,” my wife adds darkly.

I have to admit to a certain degree of fascination with these people.

Partly, no doubt, this is because I’m a bit of a sci-fi fan, and partly it’s probably because I am inclined to believe that somewhere out there, aliens exist. But I nonetheless find these stories a little hard to swallow. What really fascinates me is how they can believe the things they do.

But then I think about some of the other things that people believe.

All religions have a touch of the unbelievable to them. After all, if they were discussing the everyday world of the here and now in mundane terms, they could hardly claim to be revealed by spiritual agency.

Particularly, I think about the new religion of Scientology, which was created by a science fiction author, L Ron Hubbard. Scientologists believe (as any Southpark fan can tell you) in a number of things that make most alien abductee stories sound drearily akin to popping down the shop for a pint of milk.

And I wonder if this whole alien abduction trend is a sign of things to come. Perhaps our collective unconscious has outgrown stories about demons and angels and is moving into a new paradigm that fits more neatly into our scientific worldview whilst retaining that sense of the fantastic that seems to fulfil some deep human need. If so, then perhaps in the Sunday schools of tomorrow our descendants will be told the tale not of David and Bath-Sheba, but of Simon and the Cat-Queen. And instead of hanging representations of Christ on the crucifix around our necks, we’ll hang an image of the grinning face of Tom Cruise, the ‘Jesus of Scientology’.

It’s easy to scoff at people that claim they’ve been abducted by aliens. And when the occasionally tragic tales of their childhoods, or of some deep loss, surface, it’s just as easy to transform our mirth into pity.

But perhaps these people are worthy not of pity or ridicule. Perhaps we’re watching the birth of the icons of tomorrow.

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CHAPLIN words | Nathanial Eker

WHEN ASKED TO WRITE AN ARTICLE THIS MONTH BASED ON THE WORD “ICON” THERE WAS ONLY ONE PERSON THAT CAME TO MIND: JOHN LENNON. OK, TWO PEOPLE: CHARLIE CHAPLIN AND JOHN LENNON. BUT I’M NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT LENNON TODAY. AS MUCH AS I LOVE THE WORK AND GENERAL PERSONA OF LENNON, I THOUGHT I’D GO A LITTLE OUT OF MY COMFORT ZONE AND TALK ABOUT A MUCH OLDER AND ARGUABLY LESS RELEVANT, BUT STILL INSPIRING ICON, CHAPLIN.

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or those of you who have never heard of him, let me summarise his work and life for all three of you. He was born in an age where you didn’t need to be heard; only seen, to be believed. Yes, Chaplin defined the silent era of cinema, creating the iconic slapstick that is still pointed to as the most innovative of its time, today. His character of “the tramp” has become synonymous with the man himself, with many not being able to imagine Chaplin without the image of his hat and moustache coming to mind, like a 1930’s, satirical Mario. But what is it about Chaplin that made him such a distinctive figure and iconic person? Was it the pioneering of silent cinema? The distinctive look and style of his hilarious slapstick? Or perhaps, was it the way he so defiantly satirised the (then) modern world? Whatever the case, the only word I can truly use to summarise the icon that was Charlie Chaplin, is legend.

Ask anyone to name an actor from the silent era of cinema, and I’m almost certain that unless they are devoted to the subject, the first person they mention will be Chaplin. Honestly, sketches like “making a living,” “the bank” and “the tramp” are some of the funniest performances I have ever seen from a single man. The early films are all very low budget and have a classy feel to them. This, I’m sure is not only a reflection of the early days of cinema itself, but also an expression of his humble origins and how he went from poor to rich almost overnight. "What had happened? It seemed the world had suddenly changed, had taken me into its fond embrace and adopted me." His down to earth attitude to his new found fame is obvious not only from his work showing the lives of the poor, but also the way he approached interviews about his fame showing a truly down to earth man who had risen up and achieved great things.

But what about the films themselves? We know that Chaplin pioneered film, but exactly what were his films like? Simply put, they were the single most important thing to happen to cinema

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before the innovation of sound films. Without words to speak and by extension, jokes to make, he relied solely on the performance of his facial expressions and body language, a quality that many modern day actors now take for granted and sometimes, flat out ignore (I’m looking at you Orlando Bloom). No, Chaplin managed to get across so much emotion and hilarity without so much as a word. (Ok, he had a few written words on screen, but you know what I mean.) The fact that his many different characters were able to be so endearing, funny or pitiful without speech is a miracle within itself, and a sign of a true icon.

Finally, in 1927, a film called “the Jazz Singer” came out and everything changed. Why such a big change? Why, this was the first “talkie” of course. Chaplin’s way of entertaining via over the top visual performances soon became a thing of the past as we were introduced to coherent narrative plots and loud sound effects on top of vocals and music. Chaplin had to change but was totally convinced that sound films wouldn’t work. However, at the same time, he was "obsessed by a depressing fear of being old-fashioned." Thus, he finally succumbed and made a sound film....sort of. In 1936 “Modern Times” was released satirising the then very real Great Depression.

However, he didn’t speak English, as much as gibberish. While still a classic in my eyes and very funny, people were concerned that the king of comedy was going to be left behind by the aural revolution.

However, in 1940, during the midst of the second war that Chaplin had lived through, we saw, in my opinion, his absolute greatest and

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most controversial piece, “the Great Dictator” parodying Adolf Hitler. Chaplin was a man of great morals and couldn’t continue working on comedy while such atrocities were taking place around the world. Words cannot describe how I feel about this movie.

Chaplin’s speech is the absolute most inspiring piece of written dialogue that I have ever heard and it gives me chills every time.

It epitomises exactly what is pure and good about humanity and is spoken with such intensity and passion that it almost brings a tear to the eye. Seriously, if you haven’t seen or heard this speech, Youtube it right now. It will not disappoint. “The Great Dictator” is one of my all time favourite films for a reason and despite the poor reception it generally got at the time because of its heavy political message and lack of comedy, I still view it as an absolute masterpiece and Chaplin as a genius.

In conclusion, Charlie Chaplin may well be known now for being a silent comic that won the hearts and minds of the silent era, but I will think of him as a passionate man who obviously saw the best in people. He seemed humble, kind and not mention extremely intelligent. Though he wasn’t always up to date with his methods, his films were consistently incredible, changing from comical to more heartfelt in his later years. The fact that he managed to create such a masterful summery of the entire human life in his first film clearly cements him as an icon for years to come and certainly one for me for the rest of time. I will leave you with a beautiful quote from the man himself “A day without laughter is a day wasted.”

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GLOBAL PHENOMENON DAVID BECKHAM IS AN ICON IN THE EYES OF GUERNSEYMAN ADAM HOOPER. IT PROVES IT'S NOT JUST WOMEN WHO DROOL OVER HIM BUT HE HAS MANY MALE FOLLOWERS TOO! words | NICK MOLLET

'Some friends don't quite understand it but when you have a hero or idol like I do in Beckham there is no explaining it really, just like people who idolise people like Michael Jordan if they play basketball or other heroes in sport.'

So when did his fascination begin?

'I started idolising Beckham from the age of 13 or 14 when me and my younger bro were playing football and some older lads said I was like a mini Beckham as all I ever used to do was try the Hollywood pass and cross the ball a lot,' he recalled.

'At that point I didn't actually know who Beckham really was - I knew he was a United player but not much more than that. But after hearing the older lads say I kind of played like him I watched him a lot more.'

'For me personally I think Beckham was and still to this day is one of United's greatest players. His commitment to United and every time he has played is second to none and he gives 110% every time he pulls on his team's jersey.

'For me growing up made me want to be like Beckham - he's a loyal player and seeing him score 90th minute goals, stunning free-kicks and his ability to cross the ball to perfection and take out 8 players with one single 60-yard pass is better than a guy doing 20 step-overs and dancing around the ball like a ballet dancer. Becks had it spot-on as a no-nonsense player, skilful in his own way,' he said.

'Beckham will always be my idol, even though he has now retired from football. Just because someone retires does not erase what they have done in the past. People still talk about Pele, George Best and the greats and Becks for me is an idol on and off the pitch. l idolise him now and I'm sure when asked the same question at the age of 80 the answer will still be David Beckham,' said Hooper.

He is adamant that as a person and not a footballer Beckham is someone who everyone can look up to after helping bring the Olympics to London and for his charity work.

Hooper has been a Manchester United supporter since an early age when he started watching matches with his uncle Alan 'Tich' Bougourd and cousin Andy Radford, who are both big Red Devils fans.

'Hoops' has a multitude of Beckham memorabilia - from replica boots dating back to 2003, to DVDs, books, pictures and artists' drawings.

His favourite is a match programme from 2003 when he went to Old Trafford for his first game to watch his team play Charlton - it was Beckham's last home game for the club.

'He scored at the end I was sat and ran celebrating right in front of me which enabled me to get a great picture of him jumping mid-air and punching out in celebration,' he said.

He has received much of his memorabilia as gifts from family and friends. 'The most costly things I'd say I have are the boots every season - they have cost £120 to £140.'

'My family and friends support my Beckham addiction - they often call or text me if he is on a chat show or on television or the radio of any kind. They understand I idolise him and that I have done from a young age so I don't get too much stick about my Beckham fascination,' he said.

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'Everything he does in the spotlight is magnified so it's hard not to like the lad,' said Hooper. He believes he is one of the best role models England has ever produced and his dream is to one day see Beckham as part of the United coaching team or holding an ambassadorial role at the club.

'I don't think it's in his character to be a manager but if he ever does his badges and training to do it I'd love to see him take charge of United. Providing he had the experience he'd have the heart to take on the manager's job but the skills of managing is something I don't think Beckham has,' he claimed.

Hooper himself plays football for current Sunday Soccer League champions Martin and Martin.

'I have tried to emulate Beckham many a time on the pitch but he is an extraordinary talent. I wear the number 7 shirt and his boots and I think that's the closest I have come to Beckham to be honest,' he admitted.

'Only the players I have played with and against can tell you if I'm anything like the man himself. I like to think I can cross half as good as him and as for free-kicks I think out of the 100 I have taken I have scored 5 so not quite there yet. I still have a few years left so the Sunday League could still see a Hooper 92nd minute stunning freekick but I highly doubt it,' he joked.

'I'd love to be Beckham himself but I think there is and always will be one David Beckham.'

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My name is Mat Lesbirel and I'm 28 years old, I've been interested in vehicles all my life, I get this from both sides of my family. My first memories were driving round Europe in my parents 1969 Commer Campervan which is pretty much to blame for starting my passion/interest for classic and retro vehicles.

I have always wanted to build and own a Herbie replica since seeing the film when I was young, so soon as I was 17 I bought my first beetle intending to use it to build Herbie. To cut a long story short and three very rusty VW beetles later, I found this very car, it was the best I had ever seen, and it only had one local lady owner from new. With only 37000 miles on the clock it was completely original and untouched with no rot! To top all this it was already white!

Owning the car for nearly a decade it has undergone many changes and modifications, not to mention miles!!! I've driven the car all over the uk and Europe, visiting VW shows, race tracks and family and friends and it has never let me down!! It's as if its got a mind of its own?...

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One January we decided to drive to Paris, and found ourselves in snow and ice and having to use my debit card as a scrapper to clear the windscreen whilst I was driving down the motor way!

Herbie is currently undergoing another rebuild to bring it back to perfect condition ready for more holidays and driving the west coast on sunny evenings.

It has probably been one of the most reliable cars I have ever owned and has served me well as a daily driver. This has to be one of the things I love about VW's, the simplicity of them and their go anywhere capabilities. On a trip to Australia I bought a 1970's aircooled VW campervan and drove all over the country with it knowing that if it broke down I could fix it. I remember on one occasion I even took out the engine on the side of a road to replace the clutch!

How many other vehicles could you make this repair with only a trolly jack and a few spanners?

I have owned many VW campers and Ford Capri's which are also considered iconic vehicles these days but without a doubt Herbie has to be the best iconic car for me.

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ELVIS

Age: 39

Age: 5

Breed: chicken lover, shop owner [Cockadoodle] and recently married woman.

Likes: a glass of wine on the sea wall with my new hubbie, being an auntie and anything that involves wellies or dressing up!

Dislikes: Lack of compassion for other people and other creatures, battery eggs.

If you were an animal what would you be?: I'd love to be a bird so that I could fly and have a tree nest but probably I'm more like one of my chickens (more likely to be found pottering around at ground level).

What do you most enjoy or what would you most like to do in life? I would love to have the courage to try stand up comedy but for now I'll settle with making people smile.

An interesting fact about you: I met Shakin' Stevens once and completely embarrassed myself (and him) by gushing "I used to love you when I was little".

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Breed: Part French Maran, part Jersey Giant.

Likes: getting it on with his girls, his girls and mealy worms (in that order) Dislikes: other cockerels and peahens Britney and Mabel who boss him around.

If you were a human what would you be?: He's got the moves and the lungs so probably quite a bit like the human Elvis only slightly more beaten up round the edges!

What does your pet most enjoy doing?: Getting it on with his girls!

An interesting fact about your pet?: Elvis joined the flock as Ethel but actually it was just too early to tell that "she" was - ahem - actually a "he"...

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YOUNG PEOPLE GUERNSEY children’s charity) to provide the operational service. In this way, the young people of the island are able to access Barnardo’s expertise and 150 years of experience within a local context.

This is a ground-breaking initiative for Guernsey: allowing young people the opportunity to access information and support, build their resilience and realise their full potential. The diagram below outlines the issues for which young people accessed support at The HUB in the first 3 months of 2013. For most teenagers, they need support when specific issues arise; however, for a significant minority of Guernsey’s young people, social issues are having a fundamental and continual impact upon their lives.

Should you, or a young person you know, want to access The HUB services, please call 724421, text 07781 122959 or go to www.thehub.gg As well as the core services that have been established, we are expanding with initiatives including: - One-to- one mentoring with vulnerable young people; - Lunchtime outreach sessions at selected High schools; - Specialist after-school groups for young people with particular challenges, such as young carers or children of offenders; - Breakfast clubs at selected High schools to provide a healthy breakfast and allow young people an opportunity to engage with listening volunteers.

At The HUB we currently have 3 members of Barnardo’s professional staff and 12 volunteers, but we do need more volunteers …

If you are reliable, non-judgemental, and want to make a difference to a young person’s life, please consider finding out more by calling 724421 or come to our VOLUNTEER INFO EVENING on 8 July 2013 at 7pm at The HUB, 50 Le Bordage.

YPG IS A LOCAL CHARITY, FOUNDED IN 2010 THE CHARITY IDENTIFIES AND RESPONDS TO THE NEEDS OF YOUNG PEOPLE IN THE BAILIWICK.

We believe that: •Young people deserve the very best care; •Young people deserve credit for coping with their normality, whatever that may be; •Any service that we provide will be needsdriven, adding vital resources to the current provision available; •Any service that we provide will be professional, effective and efficient.

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In the autumn of 2012, we opened The HUB, a self-referral centre based in The Bordage that offers support and advice to young people aged 11-16 years old, with accurate, up to date information on any issue they may be facing.

We also offer a one-to-one, non-judgemental, confidential listening service where young people can talk through any problems or worries with one of our trained staff or volunteers. In the first eight months of service, over 270 young people have accessed the service. Our contacts with young people are growing, day-by-day, as we make a difference to their lives.

The HUB is a partnership between Young People Guernsey (YPG) which provides all funding and sets the high level strategy, and has commissioned Barnardo’s (the UK’s largest

The YPG model is tripartite: we work closely with the public sector agencies and local charities to ensure that our service is fully integrated and adds a needed part to the spectrum of support. Whilst to deliver our service, we attract financial support from corporate organisations and philanthropists, apply for charitable grants and stage fundraising events; YPG does not receive any States funding. We are determined to make The HUB a viable and vital resource to support young people – and our wish list for future projects is really quite extensive.

Due to the generosity of our landlord we have a bespoke centre at a peppercorn rent, but we need the Guernsey community’s help to provide long-term operational support and ensure that The HUB becomes part of the fabric of our society.

Should you want to know more about how you, or your organisation, might support YPG, please call 07911 733183 or go to www.ypg.gg

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RAISING AWARENESS FOR GUERNSEY FOSTER CARE – POSTIES COMPLETE THE TOUR DES ISLES CHALLENGE SEVEN GUERNSEY POSTIES TOOK PART IN A 100 MILE CYCLING TOUR OF THE CHANNEL ISLANDS ON SATURDAY WITH THE AIM OF RAISING THE PROFILE OF THE GUERNSEY FOSTER CARE AND ADOPTION ASSOCIATION (GFCAA) AND THE NEED FOR FOSTER CARERS ON THE ISLAND. The ambitious team had planned to cycle 80 miles around Guernsey, Alderney, Sark and Jersey. However, strong winds forced the team to amend their route; instead they cycled twice around Guernsey before travelling to Jersey.

These last minute changes added another 20 miles to the cycle challenge!

Postie Steve Sheppard said that the team were thrilled with the support they received:

AMHERST TRIUMPHS AGAINST SPRINGFIELD AT ANNUAL STATES MEMBERS’ CRICKET MATCH CHILDREN FROM AMHERST PRIMARY SCHOOL IN GUERNSEY WON THEIR FRIENDLY AGAINST JERSEY’S SPRINGFIELD SCHOOL DURING THIS YEAR’S STATES MEMBERS’ CRICKET MATCH. However, the Jersey States members stole the title back from Guernsey winning by six wickets with a score of 115-4 in 22 overs.

Guernsey’s players won the toss, batting first and were 114 all out in 29 overs. Guernsey’s top scorer was Deputy David De Lisle with 30 and Jersey’s top scorer was Constable Stephen Pallet with 41.

Investec Specialist Bank and Asset Manager, which sponsors the annual event, invited the two primary schools to play each other during the lunch break.

‘The children from Amherst Primary School, our charity partner, travelled to Jersey for the match and thoroughly enjoyed the experience. It’s a great opportunity for the children to build their selfesteem and make new friends,’ said Stephen Henry, head of Investec Bank (Channel Islands) Limited.

‘The event brings States members of the two islands together so it’s a great chance for them to mix over a friendly match that has become somewhat of a tradition.’

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Amherst Primary School head teacher Tracey Moore said: ‘The children had a fabulous time, travelling to Jersey, playing the match and meeting new friends.

For some it was the first time they had ever been off the island and I know it was an experience they will never forget. To come back with a medal was the icing on the cake.’

Springfield School head teacher Sam Cooper said: ‘Many congratulations to all the children from Amherst, they played exceptionally well and were deserved winners. More importantly, all played the game in the right spirit. Our sincere thanks go to Investec for their continued support of us. We look forward to trying to regain the trophy next year.’

The Jersey team was made up of Lyndon Farnham, Tracey Vallois, Stephen Luce, Michel Le Trocquer, Alan Maclean, Geoffrey Southern, Bryan Le Marquand, Stephen Pallett, James Baker, Patrick Ryan, John Gallichan, Philip Ozouf and Paul Routier.

Players and supporters for Guernsey included: Deputy Mary Lowe, Deputy Rob Jones, Deputy Lyndon Trott, Deputy Paul Luxon, Deputy Lester Queripel, Deputy Francis Quin, Deputy Scott Ogier, Deputy Sandra James, Deputy David de Lisle, Deputy John Gollop, Deputy Rob Sillars, Deputy Darren Duquemin, Deputy Arrun Wilkie, Deputy Mike Hadley and Deputy Michelle Le Clerc.

Investec Asset Management’s David Veal presented the Investec Cup, man of the match award and mementoes at Farmers Field.

“It was a tough ride and the weather certainly wasn’t on our side but we enjoyed every minute of it! The support from the Guernsey community has been second to none and we hope that we have achieved our goal; increasing the awareness of the Family Placement Service and the Guernsey Foster Care and Adoption Association.

It would be great to think that, by highlighting the importance of the association, we may have encouraged the recruitment of new, much needed, foster carers on the island.”

All of the money raised from the challenge will be donated directly to the GFCAA, this will enable the charity to organise events to help enrich the lives of local foster and adopted Children.

Karen Reade, Guernsey Family Placement Service Team Manager said: “Thank you so much to the Guernsey Post team who undertook the Tour Des Isles Challenge. We are so appreciative of their support and that of Guernsey Post. The profile of fostering was certainly raised and the sponsorship money will go towards an event for the children which the GFCAA will arrange.

Thanks must also go to Postie John Smith and his band ‘The end of Days’ for donating all of their proceeds from Saturday’s performance at the Dog House to the Guernsey Foster Care and Adoption Association.

The Guernsey Post team would also like to thank all of the volunteers who braved the weather and joined them on Saturday for their first circuit of Guernsey.

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CASTEL PRIMARY SCHOOL HELPS THE CHANNEL ISLANDS COOPERATIVE SOCIETY LAUNCH PLAN BEE FOR SECOND YEAR BEDELL CRISTIN HELPS FUND SPECIAL NEEDS CHILDREN’S RACKETBALL CLUB BEDELL CRISTIN IN GUERNSEY HAS PROVIDED FUNDING FOR THE SPECIAL NEEDS CHILDREN’S RACKETBALL CLUB. The Guernsey Squash and Racketball Association launched the club in October 2010.

Mick Mahy, who runs the club, said demand had increased since it was first established.

‘Without the financial support from companies such as Bedell Cristin we would not be able to continue to meet the demand for special needs racketball training so we are extremely grateful for the contribution being made.’

Mr Mahy has run 1,365 group sessions since the club was formed just two-and-a-half years ago. He also runs one-to-one sessions where each child is able to participate in 40 minutes of active exercise and training.

‘When we first set up the special needs children’s racketball club we ran two sessions a week and had seven children taking part but as attendance grew we increased the number of sessions to four

The special needs children’s racketball sessions take place at Beau Sejour. If you would like more information about the special needs children’s racketball club please contact Mick Mahy on 07911 720235 or email mickmahy49@gmail.com

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other organisations often suggest that they make contact; WHAT IF I WANT TO KNOW MORE?

WHAT IS THE HUB?

* For more information email: deniseozanne@ barnardos.org.uk or call 724421

* The Hub is based in St. Peter Port and provides an island-wide advice, information and listening-support service for all young people aged 11-16; it launched in September 2012; * The Hub is funded by Young People Guernsey (YPG) which has commissioned Barnardo’s to manage and deliver the service; * There is no threshold for young people to receive support from The Hub and there is no cost involved. Young people can access The Hub by self-referral although parents and

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per week. I now have 13 youngsters, between the ages of nine and 13 with ADHD, Down Syndrome, Autism and learning difficulties attending each week,’ said Mr Mahy.

* We are having an Information Evening about Volunteering at The Hub on Monday, 8th July, from 7-8pm. It’s open to all.

Please contact Denise and let her know that you’d like to attend…

(The Hub is based at 50 Le Bordage, St Peter Port.

Opposite Ideal Furnishings and next to the car park, we’re the building with the bright green door.)

THE CHANNEL ISLANDS CO-OPERATIVE SOCIETY HAS LAUNCHED ITS PLAN BEE PROJECT IN THE CHANNEL ISLANDS AT CASTEL PRIMARY SCHOOL, FOLLOWING THE SUCCESS OF THE INITIATIVE IN 2012.

Colin Macleod, The Channel Islands Co-operative Society’s Chief Executive and Geraldine Silk, of the Guernsey Bee Keepers’ Association joined pupils at Castel Primary School to educate them on the plight of the honeybee, and to plant wildflower seeds to encourage bees into the school’s outdoor woodland classroom.

The initiative was set up to help, support and expand the Channel Islands’ struggling bee population. Primary schools across Jersey and Guernsey have received 1,200 information leaflets and packets of wildflower seeds which, when planted, will help to feed the bee populations of both islands.

It is estimated that bees pollinate a third of the food we eat (globally), so without them there are many foods that wouldn’t be available. Pollination carried out by bees is vital for many trees and plants, including those that produce fruits and vegetables. Without bees we would not have apples, blackberries, blueberries, broccoli, celery, cucumbers, onions and chocolate (cocoa) to name a few. In Guernsey today it is even more important to help and support a healthy honeybee population so that the island’s arable crops and garden soft fruits are pollinated.

In 2009, Jersey’s bees were struck down with a destructive disease, American Foulbrood, causing the loss of around one third of the island’s bee population; luckily Guernsey’s bee population has not suffered the same fate, but the long winter has caused bees to wake up later in the year and is impacting the island’s honey crops and pollination.

In fact in the last few years, the Guernsey Beekeepers’ Association has seen its membership increase as beekeeping continues to be a popular hobby for islanders.

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BEDELL CRISTIN BACKS ISLAND GAMES VOLLEYBALL SQUAD BEDELL CRISTIN IN GUERNSEY HAS BACKED THE MEN’S AND WOMEN’S’ ISLAND GAMES VOLLEYBALL TEAMS THROUGH THE SPONSORSHIP OF NEW SPORTS EQUIPMENT.

INVESTEC JAMES BOND CONCERT RAISES MORE THAN £12,000 FOR TEENAGE CANCER TRUST GUERNSEY THE INVESTEC JAMES BOND CONCERT RAISED MORE THAN £12,000 FOR THE TEENAGE CANCER TRUST GUERNSEY APPEAL. Performers from across the Bailiwick came together for the 007-themed event at St James, which marked the 50th anniversary of James Bond.

‘We are absolutely thrilled with the support the public has given this event. Last year’s Teenage Cancer Trust ball raised £42,000, which was fantastic, and to top that by a further £12,000 is just outstanding,’ said Stephen Henry, head of Investec Bank (Channel Islands) Limited.

‘Investec is delighted to have been able to support the Teenage Cancer Trust Guernsey Appeal for a third year to help fund the build and running of the unit for teenagers and young adults with cancer at Southampton General Hospital.’

Members of the public enjoyed a range of showstopping performances from Diamonds are Forever, Goldfinger and Skyfall, in tribute to Ian Fleming’s 007 featuring local soloists, a choir and an orchestra.

A matinee performance also took place on Sunday, at which Investec provided transport and 30 tickets for elderly residents in the community.

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James Bond Concert for Teenage Cancer Trust Guernsey,’ said Mr Henry.

Since its launch three years ago the Teenage Cancer Trust Guernsey branch has raised £300,000.

In July 2012, University Hospital Southampton NHS Foundation Trust approved the cancer unit designed by Teenage Cancer Trust. Cancer patients aged between 16 and 24 living in the Channel Islands, Hampshire, Dorset, South Wiltshire, Isle of Wight and parts of West Sussex will be treated at the 10-bed facility.

The unit is set to open at the end of the summer this year and will house six en suite inpatient bedrooms so that family and friends can also stay over. There will also be four-day care spaces, social and recreation areas with a kitchen and dining area plus a parent/family sitting room, which has now been incorporated into the revised plans.

So that the particular needs of teenagers and young adults are met, a group of former and current young cancer patients is working with the hospital architect to advise on the design and colour themes and what furniture and entertainment equipment should be included.

Once open, the Southampton Teenage Cancer Trust unit will complement the 21 other specialist units the charity has built in NHS hospitals across the UK since 1990.

‘Having raised more than £12,000 at the Investec James Bond Concert we are extremely grateful to the bank for supporting this year’s annual fundraiser and the previous two, which have helped the Teenage Cancer Trust Guernsey Appeal raise much-needed funds to go towards the build of the new facility in Southampton, which youngsters from the Channel Islands will have much-needed access to,’ said Anne Ruddy of Teenage Cancer Trust Guernsey.

Staff of Standard Chartered will stride out blindfolded on Saturday 1 June to raise money and awareness for the Bank’s initiative, Seeing is Believing, in partnership with the Guernsey Blind Association.

The squad has been training for the Island Games since 2011. It most recently competed in the inter-insulars in Jersey in March and in November played against more experienced teams in Norwich. The squad is also working towards a competitive training game in an inter-insular style format against Jersey on Sunday 9 June.

Tracy Lewis, the squad’s manager, said the donation from Bedell Cristin had meant the teams could purchase much-needed sports equipment.

‘Our players are extremely committed to taking part in the Island Games in Bermuda and have fundraised as a squad and contributed individually in order to travel and take part in the competition, so we are extremely grateful for the donation from Bedell Cristin for the purchase of new sports equipment, which will be invaluable,’ said Ms Lewis.

The players will travel to Bermuda on Thursday 11 July and are set to compete on indoor courts against teams from Aland, Faroe Islands, Greenland, Cayman Islands and Gotland.

Bedell Cristin managing partner in Guernsey, Mark Helyar, said: ‘We are delighted to support the Island Games volleyball teams, which have most recently demonstrated their success by winning half of the games in the inter-insular competition, and wish the best, not only to these teams, but all taking part in this year’s Island Games.’

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LOOKING FOR THE ‘PAWFECT’ HOME GSPCA AND GALLERY MAGAZINE HAVE TEAMED UP TO SHOWCASE SOME OF THE ADORABLE ANIMALS THAT ARE CURRENTLY LOOKING FOR HOMES HERE IN GUERNSEY. EVERY MONTH WE WILL BE BRINGING YOU 8 PROFILES OF ANIMALS THAT TOUCHED OUR HEARTS WHEN GALLERY WENT ON OUR MONTHLY VISIT. If you are interested in any of the featured animals and think you could offer them a safe and loving environment within your home please get in contact with the GSPCA on 01481 257261 to arrange a visitation. The team at Gallery Towers would love to know how successful our collaboration with the GSPCA is and which little blighters we have helped to re-home so please, please quote “Gallery” when phoning the shelter. If you are successful in your animal adoption please email us at info@gallery.gg with a pic and we will run a feature ;)

Name: Malibu Animal: Senior male Cat Bio: lovely older boy in need of a quiet home, is on a daily tablet of fortekor as he suffers from high blood pressure which he takes easily crushed in meat.

Name: Fluke Animal: Dog Bio: Fluke is a very sweet 14 year old terrier who is looking for a retirement home

Malibu

Name: Scooby Animal: Dog Bio: Scooby is a stunning springer spaniel looking for a fun active household in which he can thrive and grow.

Fluke

Name: Laurel Animal: Cockerel Bio: Laurel is a cockerel that is looking for a new home.

Scooby

Laurel

Name: Earl Animal: Ferret Bio: Earl is one of 4 male ferrets at the GSPCA in need of a new home most of which were found as strays but all love to play and enjoy a walk on a harness and lead.

Name: Pickles Animal: Male Cat Bio: At only 7 years old a cat called Pickles here at the GSPCA Animal Shelter in Guernsey Has been diagnosed with skin cancer

Earl

Pickles

Name: Ash Animal: Rabbit Bio: Ash is an adult domestic rabbit that has been at the GSPCA since last year and really needs a loving new home.

Name: Sissi Animal: 12 year old Rottie Bio: She likes the company of a relaxed home where she can lie back and enjoy life with a few squeaky toys.

Sissi

Ash

If you are interested in adopting any of the animals featured here please call 01481 257261... to view further pets available please visit gspca.org.gg

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INTERRAIL IF YOU ARE A KEEN EXPLORER BUT MOTION SICKNESS PLAGUES YOUR TRAVEL PLANS OR YOU WOULD LOVE TO SEE MORE OF THE PLACES YOU ARE VISITING THEN INTER-RAILING IS THE CHOICE FOR YOU. NOT ONLY IS IT A GENTLE JOURNEY WITH NO REGULAR BATHROOM TRIPS NECESSARY (EXCEPT PERHAPS AFTER A HEAVY NIGHT OUT) IT ALSO OODLES WITH FREEDOM, FLEXIBILITY AND FABULOUS VIEWS. AS ONCE PERFECTLY DESCRIBED IT IS ‘A WAY OF INJECTING YOURSELF INTO A COUNTRY/PLACE’ AS THERE IS NO FINER WAY TO CONNECT TO THE HEART OF WHERE YOU ARE VISITING. The first decision to be made is your route; this includes where you want to go and the length of time you wish to be there. For travel times and route planning www.bahn.com is extremely helpful. It is important not to be overly ambitious of how many places you can visit when you are limited to a set amount of time and always reserve additional time in case you want to see more of one place or you miss a train.

EXAMPLE ROUTE: ST MALO – RENNES – PARIS – AMIENS – ANTWERP – AMSTERDAM The ticket - To buy the official ‘Interrail’ ticket or to buy individual tickets?

Boring – I know - but the only option is research and lots of it.

Unfortunately there is no straight answer to this question and it took many hours of Google-ing and hair pulling to come to this conclusion. Mainly because it is completely individual to you; where you are travelling; your budget and how long you are going for are all factors that may change this decision.

However there are two helpful websites to guide you www.interrail.eu and www.seat61.com For first time ‘Interrailers’ the official Interrail ticket is ideal and it holds various benefits for experienced travellers too. Being pre-paid it allows you to hop on and off trains at will giving added security and flexibility should your route not go to plan (missed train/closed line) or you spontaneously decide to jump off at a picturesque stop.

If you are on a budget it can also be very cost-effective. The only catch is supplements - on any high speed or overnight train it is compulsory to reserve a seat for an additional charge on top of your ticket. However this can be avoided with a carefully planned out route using only regional trains.

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stress. If you want full travel flexibility then you will need to arrange on the go.

Always be prepared for a struggle when booking a hotel at the destination (e.g. 7 hours walking in the blaring heat to find only the worst hotel in the city with a room available) but for adventure seekers this is all part of the experience. Taking a device with internet access can be a real help in difficult situations as well as booking your hotel the night before your arrival or booking definite stops, for example the first and last days, in advance.

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ONCE ALL THAT IS DONE IT IS TIME TO PACK UP YOUR RUCKSACK AND SET OUT ON YOUR RAILING ADVENTURE. HERE ARE SOME KEY TIPS TO REMEMBER FOR YOUR JOURNEY:

 If in doubt- ask  Unless you are multi-lingual always pick up a train map in the station so you can see your stops

 Always check your train times the night before or in the morning to find the best travel times

 Go into that odd looking bar with Elvis and

Avril Lavigne lookalikes it could turn into a great night out

 France has excellent public transport so never be late as they always leave on the dot

 Do not over-pack as a heavy bag is a burden (hair straighteners are not an essential item)

 Wear comfortable shoes as getting lost is almost certain and nobody likes blisters

 Keep your important items secure at all times  If your hotel claims they are ‘near’ the train station or city centre always expect a long journey

 If you are lost in a city, look for an Irish Bar, not only do they provide much needed refreshments but hold English speaking residents who can guide you on your way.

 Be prepared for spontaneous changes in your plan and embrace them

 Try not to leave dinner arrangement too late or it will result in a last resort trip to a kebab shop

And finally the most important; try not to get wrapped up in finding somewhere particular, take time to explore, as you never know what you may find…

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What's on in July...

MONDAY 8TH JULY

The Sea Around Us A guided walk led by Jan Guy. Starts 2 pm at the Visitor Centre. This 2 hour walk explains fishing methods, local navigation and pilotage and touches on the natural history of our seas and shores. Drowning also features – but only in historical terms!

A fairly easy stroll which finishes at the Pilcher Monument. Pre-booking is at the Visitor Centre is advised. Strong footwear, lightweight waterproofs and small bottle of water are also advised. To book Tel: 01481 832345 or e-mail office@sark.co.uk

WEDNESDAY 10TH JULY

Guided tour Guided tour of La Seigneurie gardens. 11.30 am. To book call the Sark Visitor Centre 01481 832345 or e-mail office@sark.co.uk

WEDNESDAY 10TH JULY

Sark Cricket Club Sark Cricket Club welcomes Nantes CC. Match to take place at 4 pm on the Millennium Field (at the Island Hall.) 30 overs per inning. All Welcome.

WEDNESDAY 10TH JULY

Sark Photographs Presentation by Sue Daly. 6 pm in the Island Hall. New collection of Sark photographs from the 1880s. Recent donation to La Société Sercquaise. Please bring your pre-1950s Sark photographs too. All welcome. No entrance fee, just donations on the door.

THURSDAY 11TH JULY

Bee Aware A talk by bee enthusiast and campaigner Brigit Strawbridge. Brigit will explain the importance of and difference between, honey bees, bumble bees and solitary bees, the problems they face and how we can help them. 5 pm – 7 pm at the Island Hall.

Admission is free. Retiring collection in support of the ‘Art for the Love of Sark’ nature project.

FRIDAY 12TH JULY

Guided Garden Walk Guided Garden Walk through private gardens on the East of Sark. This walk starts at 2 pm from the Visitor Centre, lasts around 2 hours and includes tea at the final stop, all for £3. No booking needed. All proceeds donated to local charities.

SATURDAY 13TH JULY

Sark Football Club Sark Football Club welcomes Captains FC. Match to take place on the Millennium Field (at the Island Hall.) Kick off at 10 am. All welcome.

SATURDAY 13TH JULY

Market Day Market Day at the Sark Visitor Centre courtyard. 11 am till 3 pm. Local produce, bric a brac, homemade goods. To reserve a stall or for more information please contact the Visitor Centre 01481 832345.

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Unspoilt and stunningly beautiful

FRIDAY 19TH JULY

Guided Walk Guided Garden Walk through private gardens on the West of Sark. This walk starts at 2 pm from the Visitor Centre, lasts around 2 hours and includes tea at the final stop, all for £3. No booking needed. All proceeds donated to local charities.

FRIDAY 19TH JULY – SUNDAY 21st Sheep Racing July Sheep Racing weekend.

SATURDAY 20TH JULY

Newmarket Day Races begin 12.45. Fancy dress parade, Men’s waistcoat competition.

SUNDAY 21ST – JULY

Ascot Day Races begin 12.45. Miss Sark Princess, Miss Sark Visitor, Ladies’ hat competition.

TUESDAY 23RD JULY

Rockpool Ramble Rockpool Ramble with Visitor Officer Karen Adams. Meet 1.30 pm at L’Eperquerie clearing. Families welcome. Come and explore the shore at low tide and discover the weird and wonderful creatures and plants which are specially adapted to the environment. Strong and waterproof footwear is essential. Bring a net and bucket if you have one. Children 14 and under must be accompanied by an adult. Pre-booking essential.

Tel 01481 832345 or e-mail office@sark.co.uk

FRIDAY 26TH JULY

Guided Walk Guided Garden Walk through private gardens on the North of Sark. This walk starts at 2 pm from the Visitors Centre, lasts around 2 hours and includes tea at the final stop, all for £3. No booking needed. All proceeds donated to local charities.

SATURDAY 27TH

Sark Cricket Club Sark Cricket Club welcomes Vagabonds CC. Match to take place on the Millennium Field (at the Island Hall) at 12 noon. 30 overs per inning. All welcome.

July Market Day Market Day at the Sark Visitor Centre courtyard. 11 am till 3 pm. Local produce, bric a brac, homemade goods. To reserve a stall or for more information please contact the Visitor Centre 01481 832345.

MONDAY 15TH JULY

SATURDAY 27TH JULY

Marine Life Exhibition Marine Life exhibition at the Sark Visitor Centre. Free entry. From l2 noon. Until Sunday 1st September.

WEDNESDAY 17TH JULY

Guided Tour Guided tour of La Seigneurie gardens. 11.30 am. To book call the Sark Visitor Centre 01481 832345 or e-mail office@sark.co.uk

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Step back in time

Sark Cricket Club Sark Cricket Club welcomes Alderney CC. Match to take place on the Millennium field (at the Island Hall) at 12 noon. 30 overs per inning. All welcome.

WEDNESDAY 31ST JULY

Guided Tour Guided tour of La Seigneurie gardens. 11.30 am. To book call the Sark Visitor Centre 01481 832345 or e-mail office@sark.co.uk

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FILM REVIEW UP&COMING words | Jonathon Holloway

Director of the month

John Huston With a career that spanned over five decades as a director, screenwriter and character actor, John Huston was a titan of Hollywood, being Oscar nominated for all of his crafts a total of ten times. Huston has directed, written, and acted in many iconic films in their own right which has left Huston to be described as “the Ernest Hemmingway of Cinema”. He even directed his father and daughter to acting Academy Award wins.

Huston wrote all of the 37 films that he directed during his career, the most famous being ‘The Maltese Falcon’, ‘The African Queen’, ‘The Asphalt Jungle’ and ‘The Man Who Would Be King’. In addition to this, he has also been nominated for Best Supporting Actor for his role in ‘The Cardinal’ in 1963, as well as appearing in the Jack Nicholson and Roman Polanski classic ‘Chinatown’ in 1974 as the patriarchal villain Noah Cross.

During his early life, Huston acted in many vaudeville and off-broadway plays, before becoming a reporter and short-story writer in the 1930s. Huston held a wide variety of jobs, including a cavalry rider in Mexico as well as a portrait painter in Paris. Huston carried over his perfectionist artistic style he picked up during his painting over to his cinematic style. He sketched each scene in detail on paper and framed his actors exactly on camera. He was also well known for cutting his films as he shot rather than relying on post-production as he felt they made his films more cerebral. All of this led to Huston becoming a pioneer of cinematic visuals during his film making career. Huston finally launched his directing career when he adapted Dashiel l Hamett’s detective thriller, ‘The Maltese Falcon’ in 1941. With two adaptations having already previously failed, the film became one of the most influential and successful film noirs. The film also started his long term director-actor partnership with fellow film icon Humphrey Bogart, whom he went on to work with on six different films.

Huston’s last film was ‘The Dead’, released the same year as he died in 1987, leaving behind the legacy of a cinematic legend.

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Psycho 1960 15

Dir. Alfred Hitchcock

Fitting with this month’s theme of “Icons”, Psycho is an iconic film directed by one of the most iconic film directors of all time, Alfred Hitchcock. A young secretary (Vera Miles) steals $40,000 from an employer’s client and hides out in a motel run by the disturbed Norman Bates (Anthony Perkins). This film is credited with founding the “slasher” horror genre, and the shower scene is still one of the most famous scenes in cinematic history, inspiring and influencing a generation of film making. Norman Bates is even iconic in his own right as one of the best horror film villains of all time. It is now ranked among the greatest of Hitchcock’s work and one of the best films of all time.

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The Internship 12A

Dir. Shawn Levy.

Starring: Owen Wilson & Vince Vaughn.

Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson star as Billy and Nick, two middle-aged unemployed watch salesmen who get internships at Google after their business folds. Struggling to compete in the digital age, the out dated pair have to compete with tech-savvy young geniuses for a shot at employment. Directed by Shawn Levy, the man behind ‘Cheaper by the Dozen’, ‘Night at The Museum’ and ‘Real Steel’, this is the second film co-starring Wilson and Vaughn after their 2005 hit ‘Wedding Crashers’.

Pacific Rim

TBC Dir. Guillermo Del Toro. Starring: Charlie Hunman, Idris Elba & Ron Perlman.

In the near future, giant alien monsters have risen from a portal from a different world in a crevasse in the Pacific Ocean. Branded as “Kaiji”, the Japanese word for “strange beast”, the resulting war costs millions of lives and consumes every exhaustible resource. In a last ditch effort humanity devices gigantic robots to combat the gargantuan creatures, making a final last stand in an attempt to save humanity from the impending apocalypse. From the trailers it looks like a cross between ‘Transformer’s, ‘Real Steel’ and ‘Cloverfield’, whether that is a good thing or a bad thing is up to you. Spanish director Guillermo Del Toro is known for his dark fantasy style, his previous films including ‘Blade II’, ‘Hellboy’, and most significantly the Oscar winning ‘Pans Labyrinth’.

Gone with the Wind 1939 PG

Dir. Victor Fleming.

Perhaps one of the most iconic films of all time, starring arguably one of the most iconic actors of all time, Clark Gable, ‘Gone with the Wind’ is the jewel in the crown of the Golden Age of Hollywood. Running at an incredible 220 minutes long (3 and a half hours), ‘Gone with the Wind’ set precedents in the 1930’s that modern Hollywood producers would run from in terror. The film was hugely expensive at the time and a massive gamble for the studio MGM, which paid off dividends as the film is now ranked as one of the greatest and most successful films of all time. The current highest grossing film of all time in the U.S is ‘Avatar’ with $760 million, a gigantic number, but when adjusted for inflation, ‘Gone with the Wind’ stands at $1.6 billion, which I think is a true testament to the greatness of this film.

Monster’s University

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Starring: Billy Crystal, John Goodman, Steve Buscemi & Helen Mirren.

The third Pixar film to a get a sequel, after ‘Toy Story’ and ‘Cars’, Monster’s University reunites Mike and Scully in a prequel to 2001’s ‘Monster’s Inc.’ Once again voiced by Billy Crystal and John Goodman respectively, Mike and Scully are in their freshman year of University, studying to become “scarers”. Pixar has declined slightly in recent years, their two most recent releases, Cars 2 and Brave, receiving mixed receptions.

Monster’s University may be an attempt to go back to their earlier roots, but early signs, and less than favourable reviews, unfortunately suggest it may by continuing the trend.

The World’s End

TBC Dir. Edgar Wright Five childhood friends reunite after twenty years to repeat a legendary pub crawl from their youth, returning to their hometown to attempt to reach the fabled pub ‘The World’s End’ by the end of the night. Shortly into the night however, they become humanity’s only hope for survival after the town is invaded by alien robots. Director Edger Wright returns alongside Simon Pegg and Nick Frost for the third and final instalment of the “Blood and Ice Cream trilogy”, otherwise known as the “Three Flavours of Cornetto trilogy”. If you didn’t know already, the two previous films in this trilogy are ‘Shaun of the Dead’ and ‘Hot Fuzz’.

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Dir. Francis Ford Coppola

Consistently duking it out with ‘The Shawshank Redemption’ as the greatest film of all time, Francis Ford Copolla’s masterpiece about a dynasty of Italian gangster’s is iconic for so many reason it would be impossible to list them all within the tiny space at the bottom of this page.

Marlon Brando is legendary in his own right, but his small performance as Don Corleone, the aging patriarch of the Corleone crime family, is considered the greatest performance ever by a cinematic actor. The film also launched the career of fellow icon Al Pacino, and the sequel that of Robert DeNiro. Such is the excellence of ‘The Godfather’ however, is that regardless of the iconic level of its cast, its mastery of the cinematic arts stands it alone in itself as a masterpiece.

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16.08.2013 French | 1961 | 94 mins

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In a huge, oldfashioned luxury hotel a stranger tries to persuade a married woman to run away with him, but it seems she hardly remembers the affair they may have had.

LAST YEAR IN MARIANBAD £5 Members | £6 Adults | £3 Children (under 16) Doors open 6.45pm. Screening 7.30pm

Introduced by Nic de Lisle

Frossard Theatre at Candie Gardens Jason has been prophesied to take the throne of Thessaly. When he saves Pelias from drowning, but does not recognise him as the man who had earlier killed his father, Pelias tells Jason to travel to Colchis to find the Golden Fleece. Jason follows his advice and assembles a sailing crew of the finest men in Greece, including Hercules. They are under the protection of Hera, queen of the gods. Their voyage is replete with battles against harpies, a giant bronze Talos, a hydra, and an animated skeleton army, all brought to life by the special effects wizardry of Ray Harryhausen.

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15.09.2013 English | 1963 |104 mins

JASON AND THE ARGONAUTS £4 Members | £5 Adults | £3 Children (under 16) £12 Family ticket (2 adults and 2 children) Screening 2.30pm

Frossard Theatre at Candie Gardens

Introduced by Nic de Lisle

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£5 Members | £6 Adults | £3 Children (under 16) Doors open 6.45pm. Screening 7.30pm

Ben has recently graduated from college and his parents are now expecting great things from him. At his “Homecoming” party, Mrs. Robinson, the wife of his father’s business partner asks Ben to drive her home, which leads to an affair between the two.

The affair eventually ends, but comes back to haunt him when he finds himself falling for Elaine, Mrs. Robinson’s daughter.

Introduced by Peter le Vasseur

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ARTIST PROFILE CHRIS PEARSON Age: 46 Profession: Hairdresser So, tell us a bit about yourself!

I am originally from Burnley, but a hairdressing job brought me to Guernsey in 1986 and I never left! I am a dad to Louis and George… I have played in a few bands over the years... I guess I’ve always been a bit different from the crowd… I love good food, fine wine and my wife. I have a good time all of the time…

When did you first begin to get creative?

I’ve always been able to paint and draw things from an early age. I loved Art at school and never really saw it as a lesson.

I used to make screen prints of bands to sell on T-shirts (cheaper than buying from a shop and a bit different), and I wanted to become a comic artist since I first started to read Spiderman, Batman etc. I’ve painted a few wall murals in my time for friends and family - and also for commercial premises. My son Louis still has Spiderman and the Silver Surfer painted on his bedroom walls.

I started painting again about 3 years ago, whilst on holiday in France… and boom!!!

What projects do you have planned for the future?

I think I’m just gonna see how this pans out for now… I’ve had such great reactions to my recent paintings, so as long as I’ve got the time, I guess there is always a blank canvas waiting to evolve… At the moment my work is mainly of bands and comic superheroes, but you never know where it will go next.

Where can people buy your paintings?

They can get in touch with me directly, but I am also speaking with Glen Irven (Guernsey Picture Framers) about putting pieces on display in the window of his studio.

Do you do commissions, as I would love a Robert Smith from the Cure inspired piece?

Yes I do. So far I have been commissioned to paint Sid Vicious, Blondie, Metallica and Jimi Hendrix for my friends. Last year my wife commissioned a cat – “Banksy” styley - and she also demanded I do a “Warhol” Elvis for her birthday. In fact only today I was asked to paint a picture of Steve McQueen… so you could say I am keeping pretty busy!

You can contact Chris by emailing him at: pearson@newtelsurf.com

How would you describe your Artwork?

My style is “Graffiti Artist Meets Comic Book Guy at the Tate Modern”.

What mediums do you use and why?

I’ve always been able to see dead people so I’ve never used a medium. Oh! You mean for artwork! For canvas I’ll generally use paint, acrylic, oil, stencils, spray paint, ink, cut and paste, mosaics… just anything really, that I know will work with each individual piece.

Are there any particular issues or difficulties with your chosen mediums?

Yeah, the drying time for oil takes too long. And apparently I make too much mess! I need a studio really.

Which artists have inspired you?

Wow! Until being asked this question I didn’t realise how many actually had! From the recognised art world, I would say: Dali; Picasso; Pollack; Jeff Koons; Banksy; Andy Warhol; Vivienne Westwood and Malcolm McLaren; Jamie Reid… and anything to do with punk music and graphics grabs me – there have been some great sleeves… My favourite comic artists would be John Romita Jr; Jack Kirby; Steve Ditko; Joe Quesada; 2000AD… there are actually far too many to name all of them!

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JOHN GOLLOP

words | Nick Mollet

JOHN GOLLOP

HE MAY BE DIMINUTIVE AND HAVE A UNIQUE APPEARANCE BUT JOHN GOLLOP IS UNDOUBTEDLY ONE OF GUERNSEY'S MOST RECOGNISABLE CHARACTERS AND A MAN OF THE PEOPLE. Carrying his trademark carrier bag seemingly everywhere he goes, the eccentric politician is regarded as an icon by numerous islanders - having lived here for 44 years - despite perhaps being one of the island's least successful politicians in terms of highprofile achievements.

The bespectacled highly-intelligent town resident, who is arguably under-utilised in the States, is just as likely to be seen on stage at a comedy show or sipping an ale at the Vale Earth Fair as taking a regular bus journey or turning up and supporting a multitude of varying island events.

He does though attract a large number of Facebook friends and Twitter followers and is regarded by many as an unofficial celebrity.

And he believes the iconic view of him is probably more prevalent amongst younger people generally, apathetic to politics.

'I suspect that the upper quartile of Guernsey's varied society, that is to say the most wealthy, influential and powerful are easily the least enamoured of me as my support comes predominantly from ordinary people, because although I do try to see all sides and be diplomatic I am not afraid to shock people or challenge establishment views and modes of behaviour too,' he claimed.

He cites his lows in life as being branded feckless and reckless, labelled Wallace and Gromit alongside former politician Tony Webber, losing the Legislation Chair and not getting the Scouting chairmanship twice.

His highs include being Disabled Peoples' Champion, taking a risk and changing district constituency but poll-topping with 73% of the vote, seeing improved bus ridership and the new arts festivals and hospital facilities.

'I would argue politically at 49 I have a lot of strangely unfulfilled potential, both in the States and maybe in media marketing business or para-legal fields,' he said.

'I find it a paradox that I am most famous as an eccentric character who represents the views of the less privileged by trying to comment, amend or delay policy, when my natural qualifications and experience would see me more aptly placed in a policy shaping or making executive role.'

A few years ago he was voted as the island's second best communicator, after former Bailiff Sir Geoffrey Rowland, by a public relations group.

'But I am one States member who never goes on jollies or represents the isle internationally despite being both memorable and knowledgeable,' he said.

How much of that is down to his stereotyped image and appearance amongst his political peers one can only surmise.

'I am renowned as an oppositional questioning figure when my natural strength would be as a Minister of Integrated Corporate Communications, ensuring government policy is properly delivered and understood by people of all ages, especially the Gallery readership of Generation X - the social networkers. I could then really engage and do something really worthwhile,' he claimed.

So how would he like to be remembered?

He would like to see lasting progress in three areas - a much better greener public transport system, greater recognition and financial support for the really strong arts and cultural industries and

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pastimes, especially recognising younger adults and the changing society, and real social progress for disabled people, the homeless and the most vulnerable.

He was born in the UK and after visiting Guernsey aged four he settled in St Peter Port two years later with parents Alfred and Vera.

His father, an OBE, organised the building of a bungalow at Fort George.

Having been educated at Elizabeth College and the University of Kent he later became the youngest States member in the House.

Few people will know he has worked with a private investigator. collected rents, authored Green reports, been managing director at a recruitment consultancy, as well as studying supervisory management, psychotherapy, theology and gained a certificate in trust and company adminstration.

'I first decided to seek a political career at the age of 24 in 1987 and 1988 when I stood unsuccessfully for a States seat, although my vote volume was higher than several other candidates,' he recalled.

'I then spent a lot of time off-island in the early nineties attending conferences and travelling around but came to realise as a pundit and Chairman of the Guernsey Association that I was already largely, for free, doing the work of a politician, but didn't have the ability to vote in the States.'

He knew that 1997 was perhaps a case of third time lucky and after his mother retired to Alderney and with a little help from people like Rhoderick Matthews and Darren Duquemin and Consumer Group members he decided to take the plunge.

Although he did not top the poll he was only 8 votes away and beat two long-service incumbents to secure his seat. On two later occasions he topped the poll and has never since come lower than third where he has stood.

'My political career though has not yet been a conventionally successful one as I am one of only four members who have served at least five years not to have becomre a Minister or Deputy Minister.

Unlike all three of these I have not been chairman or vice-chairman of a committee employing staff with a budget.

'I therefore am arguably Guernsey's least successful politician, despite having more Facebook friends or Twitter followers than any past or present competitor,' he said.

'Peter Roffey once described me as a celebrity politician, the late Bill Bell as a mascot - both compliments that can be read as doublesided. My iconic status is more that of a case of a kind of idiot savant by chance being there for the public and present Zelig-like at many key events. I have been recognised as an Icon already, whether by BBC Guernsey phone polls or being the only living human on a Guernsey Young Enterprise trumps pack game.'

He believes his greatest role yet and challenge is to help the likes of Shelaine Green and Emilie Yerby with disability and inclusion work.

So what does he love about Guernsey?

'Varied culture, arts scene, many people especially some fascinating ladies, what is left of the countryside, town architecture and the best parts of our law and politics,' he said.

So who does he regard as Icons?

'The Queen, Greta Garbo, Marilyn Monroe, Kate Winslet, Audrey Hepburn, The Beatles, Abba, Shakespeare, Emma Thompson and maybe even Dawn Porter.'

'Aren't Icons Russian tributes to Christ? So I must support the Church too, especially as I am the political chair of the Parochial Ecclesiastical Rates Review Committee,' said Gollop.

Love him or loathe him - you can't beat a dollop of Gollop!

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THE SURE FESTIVAL OF COMEDY 2013 words | Foo Pearson pics | Chris George THIS YEAR’S “NINE NIGHTS OF LAUGHS” KICKED OFF ON FRIDAY 31ST MAY – AND BOASTED A BRAND NEW VENUE FOR THE FESTIVAL OPENING SHOW, THE COMEDY ROADSHOW GALA. We wandered up to the Duke of Richmond for an early bite before the show, and were amazed by the masses that had turned out to support the event.

We settled into the plush surroundings of the Somerset Suite, as Simon Day of “The Fast Show” fame took to the stage. He compered the entire evening, with skits thrown into the mix in-between. He seemed kind of nervous at first, but appeared to relax into his rehearsed role when he came out in character as the legendary Tommy Cockles. Marvellous.

Bob Mills, from TV panel show, Mock the Week was next up, and as he threw himself into his hilarious set of sarcastic, self-depreciating humour, we were basically rolling in the aisles.

As such, we were warmed up nicely for headliner, Hal Cruttenden, who delivered a cute little set of camp comedy. The crowd found him to be a very likeable chap and his routine resonated real belly laughs and a rapturous round of applause as he minced off stage.

The next show I saw was The Comedy Magical Mystery Show, hosted in the Beau Sejour Theatre. Tinky Winky dude, Dave Thompson compered the evening and set the stage (and handed out cards and Biros) for the superb psychic from Sunderland, Ian D Montfort.

His “clairvoyant” character captivated the audience as he played his part perfectly. The cards were handed out to audience members who were asked to write only their initials on the front - and then inside, to write their names and one interesting thing about themselves.

His delivery was delightful in itself, but as the performance went on, he was also able to reveal other true facts about these individuals - such as star signs - which weren’t written on the cards. I was in total awe of his act and between bursts of laughter I did find myself wondering whether he was an actual wizard. I could have watched this guy all night, but there was one more man waiting in the wings…

Ali Cook’s combination of comedy and magic was a fine finish to a fun evening, but I’m pretty sure if you asked anybody there, they would tell you that Mr Montford was very much the star of the show.

The last event I attended was on Friday 7th June – back in the comedy sauna of the Rocquettes Hotel for the Stand Up Guernsey show. Popular compere Geoff Whiting introduced a lively line-up of comedians – the first of whom was guitar hero, Jonny Awsum. His fantastically funny song-based set had us singing along as well as laughing into our lager tops – we found him to be a very charming yet cheeky chap.

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the bill. His punchy performance of upbeat and energetic comedy capers paired with his observational humour had us howling. And that’s a fact.

As well as the trio of treats I went along to, there was an all-girl show, an open mic night, an afternoon of classic comedy films and a kids comedy show as well, so everyone is catered for.

Organisers Andy Fothergill and Nick Creed credit their sponsor, Sure, for supporting another successful festival. For the first time, they sold 90% of their late night shows, and they have even had comedians asking to come here to play, rather than waiting to be approached.

If you missed out on this little lot, or indeed if you are still hungry for more mirthful nights out, stay tuned for updates on the next shows, which will run from 7th – 9th November.

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Arts Sunday 2013 - organised by the Guernsey Arts Commission - was a huge success!!

Incredibly, over 10,000 people attended on the 9th of June! On offer was over 50 live acts, 70 arts market stalls, a whole load of creative workshops and a palethora of other fun activities to get involved with all along the St Peter Port seafront!

Now we just can’t wait until Arts Sunday 2014!

This fantastic photograph is just one of many captured on Arts Sunday - if you would like to see more pictures and videos from the day, then head to and ‘like’ the GAC Facebook page:

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Insider Art >

the greenhouse, Now - 31st August

Let Me Introduce Myself > Art on the Beach > Interactive Arts Trail - Island Wide, Open Now!

Vazon, Sunday 7th July

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MISCELLANEOUS Laura Costard’s random selection of news and stories for this month,

BREAST IS BEST?

Myleene Klass has revealed that her family - even the grown-ups enjoy drinking her breast milk in their tea. Apparently it’s “normal” to the TV presenter and singer as her father used to enjoy his tea with a dash of breast milk. So, to continue the family tradition, Miss Klass, 35, not only offers it to her own family, but her friends as well! “I made everyone try mine.

It tastes just like those probiotic yogurt drinks. Sweet - not as sweet as condensed milk. "I grew up knowing that he did that so it's not weird to me. I sound like a happyclappy hippy. Oh well, now you know. We're that kind of family.”

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A billboard ad for a kettle in California is going viral after a driver pointed out its resemblance to Adolf Hitler.

The motorist took a photo of the giant JC Penney advert in Los Angeles, and posted it on Reddit. The $40 'Bells and Whistles' kettle's handles looks like it is the fuhrer's side parting, the lid his moustache and the spout could even resemble a Nazi salute."I saw this yesterday and my boyfriend told me I was crazy, now I feel better that I'm not the only one who saw this," commented user 4lavalencia.

Tishacombs added: "I stare at this from my office building every day and now I can tell my co-workers that I'm not the only one who saw the Hitler in the bells and whistles sign!"

TOUJOURS TINGO For those of you out there with more air between your ears than brains, here’s a few insults to describe you from all over the world!

Du kannst mir gern den Buckel runterrutschen und mit der Zunge bremsen (Austrian German) You can slide down my hundback using your tongue as a brake

Korinttiaivot

(Finnish) (An insult to decribe the old) literally, currant brains

Du kannst mir mal in die Schue blasen

(Swiss German) Kiss my arse (literally, you can blow into my shoes)

Du bist doch dumm wie Brot (German) You’re as dumb as bread

VIRGIN HAIR...

A New York man is trying to sell his 27ins long 'virgin' hair - but says he won't chop it off unless he gets a good price. The seller, in his early 30s, claims on Craigslist: "My radical hair is not cut yet. It can be cut to your specifications.

"My hair is 100% virgin hair. It has never been dyed, permed, or chemically altered." And he boasts that the hair is 'jet black, the way a raven shines in the moonlight, the color of a deep dark sleep'. He also assures would-be buyers that he never uses straighteners, curlers or hot rollers and always lets it dry naturally. And the man, who describes himself as a nonsmoker who 'says no to drugs', said he would not sell his locks unless he received a high enough offer. "Only serious offer please," he says. "I will not sell my hair if I do not get a high enough offer."

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STEP INTO THEIR SHOES

Two men were left screaming in agony after volunteering to 'experience childbirth' by being attached to a labour pains simulator. Walking confidently into the hospital, one of the men announces to the camera: "According to women, childbirth is the worst kind of pain there is? "But did you know according to men, women exaggerate everything?" As their amused wives look on, the pair grimace as the intensity of electrodes to replicate the contractions the fake labour pains slowly increase. Covering their faces with pillows, the two men are filmed screaming and kicking their legs in apparent agony. “Mum if anything that I just experienced is anywhere close to what I did to you all those years ago, I'm sorry, you're like a superhero!” said one at the end of the ordeal.

WATCH IT AT: https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=qtR_-MINR1o

HITCH ‘EM UP

Polycell has designed special underpants to stop 'unsightly cracks' from showing. The aptly named PolyPants have a higher, more secure waistband to protect the wearer's modesty. It comes as the company, which manufactures Polyfilla, has commissioned research revealing that 55% of adults admit to accidentally showing their bums in public. From those surveyed, 61% of men admitted to offending with builders perceived as the biggest culprits. However, a small percentage of over 55's (7%) admitted they actually felt 'cool' when they showed off their bums. With the average Brit is apparently exposed to a ‘builder’s bum’ more than three times a week, Polycell Senior Brand Manager Samantha Balloch said: "Polycell is campaigning to rid the nation of unsightly cracks.”

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Fashion icon, Alexa Chung, is the celeb to look out for for wardrobe inspiration.

From red carpet awards, to day-to-day outings, she is always bang on trend.

Sheer, lacey numbers and corseted, summery frocks, to preppy button-up styles, Alexa Chung works any look.

For evening attire, take hair inspiration with a sleek side fringe and low bun, whilst messing it up for daytime events.

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Although Brigitte Bardot was a fashion icon of the 60’s, this does not mean we can’t still look to her for style inspiration today!

Ribbed jumpers with A-line skirts, polka dot trousers and white cami tops, your summer wardrobe can be made easy with these simple garments.

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If you’re after something a little fancier, Joy has an array of summery frocks waiting to be shown off!

7. Louche @ Joy - £25, 8. New Look - £3, 9. New Look - £16.99, 10. River Island - £25, 11. River Island - £12, 12. New Look - £19.99

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Ex-boyfriend of Alexa Chung, Alex Turner is the fashion guru for you gents. Rocking the laid-back look, his outfits always appear effortless.

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If you’re a festival goer, grab a khaki waterproof to channel the 60’s mod look and pair with straight leg jeans.

For the sunnier days, choose a scoop or v-neck tee, with stripes being the pattern of choice.

1. River Island - £20, 2. River Island - £8, 3. Asos - £7, 4. New Look - £19.99, 5. Asos - £40, 6. Next - £22

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ALEX TURNER JAMES DEAN Similar to Alex Turner, James Dean was very simple in his dress throughout many of his big screen performances.

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One of his most iconic outfits is seen in ‘Rebel Without a Cause’, where he dons a blood red bomber, white t-shirt, and washed out denim jeans. To complete the look, buff up some black shoes worn over white socks and you’re there in the 50’s.

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Anna and Tianna, 29 and 4 Childminder Style Stalker: 'We love Anna's fun aztec playsuit, along with Tiana's cute ballerina inspired look, makes them a perfect summer duo"

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The lovely people at Joy went out on the streets of St Peter Port camera in hand, to find some fashionable folk who are ahead of the trends and working their own style.

Liliana Idela and Delfim Baptista, 23 and 20 Hospital worker and Waitor at Morar Style Stalker: "These two are ready for the sun in there casual-cool outfits, great for browsing the high-street"

Samantha Pattimore, 34 Full time mum

Becca Johns, 21 Supervisor at Miss Selfridge

Style Stalker: "We love Samantha's print trousers paired with a bright top, graphic prints and neons are spot on trend for this summer"

Style Stalker: "Becca's 80's inspired look outfit is the ideal way to take advantage of the sunny weather with cute acid wash shorts and a check shirt giving off a funky retro feel"

Ella Ephgrave, 14 Student Style Stalker: "Ella is looking super cute in her summery maxi skirt and denim jacket, perfect for a late lunch with the family"

James Bougourd, 22 Digital Marketing Consultant at Crowd Media Style Stalker: 'James's vintage chic look gives off a jazzy summer vibe, but he manages to make this look his own with a one off shirt from local charity shop Les Bourges"

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KEEP FEET SANDAL-READY WITH GALLERY’S STEP-BY-STEP DIY PEDICURE ROUTINE. PLUS WE ROUND UP THE BEST SALON PEDICURE TREATMENTS.

STEP 1 Make a refreshing and softening foot spa by adding a few drops of eucalyptus, lavender and tea tree essential oils to a washing-up bowl of warm water along with a handful of Epsom or Dead Sea Salts. Relax for a few minutes before massaging in Champneys Spa Treatment Foot Scrub to soften and smooth skin. £6.00 Boots. Tackle hard skin with the Foot File by Alida £11.95, Victoria Health. This one really works, it’s more hygienic than a pumice stone plus it lasts and lasts.

STEP 2 Tidy up cuticles by applying Sally Hansen Cuticle Remover Gel £6.45. Boots, then using an orange stick gently push back the cuticles to leave them neat and ready to file and buff.

STEP 3 Trim nails straight across and file any rough edges with a good quality emery board. Then give the nail a buff to even out ridges.

You can get an even smoother surface by applying a coat of Mavala Ridge Filler, which will also help to disguise any nail discolouration. £10.70 Boots.

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but summertime toes look great in brights too. If you’ve been too timid to try the neon trend on your face or hands, it’s perfect for feet, particularly with a tan. Try Models Own Iced Neon Nail Polish £5.00 Boots in Pink Punch or for something a bit different Jade Stone is a pretty sorbet green. Apply two, thin coats of colour before finishing with Seche Vite Fast Dry Top Coat. £9.00 Boots.

STEP 5 Once the polish is dry, finish by giving your feet a moisturising massage with a rich foot cream such as nurture skincare’s soothing foot & heal balm. Or better yet, get your partner to do it!

If your DIY pedicure skills are not up to scratch, book one of these top treatments: The ESPA Luxury Pedicure includes a warm paraffin wax treatment, which takes pedi-pampering to the next level. £55.00 at Bella Spa

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The ZenSpa Geleration Pedicure at Karma Beauty will last long after your holiday is over. £55.00.

Find an ultra ‘sticky’ basecoat to give your polish staying power.

Gallery loves CND Sticky Anchoring Base Coat £8.00, Amazon and then it’s time for the fun part. This season’s trend for pale nail works just as well on feet as it does on your talons

The Pristine Pedicure at the OGH spa promises to smooth and sooth your soles and harnesses essential oils to uplift your senses. £45.00.

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consultation with the ESPA Skin Vision lamp, which will reveal the hidden sun damage that may not yet be showing on the surface of your skin. Trust us, one look will have you rushing to buy the new Jan Marini Physical Protectant SPF45. It not only protects against ageing UVA rays but also soothes and calms the skin.

BELLA SPA £45.00

PRITI NYC is a cool range of non-toxic nail

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THE BODY SHOP another new brand in

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NEOM SCENTED CANDLE,

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Guaiac Wood is from the Palo Santo tree and lends a sweet, smoky undertone to the floral top notes. It’s another sure fire favourite from Neom.

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CHAMPNEYS has come up trumps again with

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Metallic shutters clatter upward, the door unbolts and Patricio Martinez steps out onto the paved urban courtyard and takes a deep breath of the cool morning air. He stands on the threshold of his home, livelihood and very being. El Valle Hermosa ‘the beautiful valley’; an eating and drinking institution at the centre of a crisscross sprawl of apartment blocks in the Eastern Madrid suburb of Barrio de la Concepcion.

Chrome and wood chairs are un-stacked, scraped across the forecourt and arranged around corresponding tables. Canopies are unwound as the sun rises and the summer Spanish heat begins to beat down on the concrete oasis. It’s Sunday morning and the first few patrons saunter in for hits of strong, sweet espressos; greeted like long-lost friends by Patricio. From the kitchen emanates smells of garlic and fried fish; dishes of oily coloured Tapas are lined up along the bar and the first cold frothy-topped caña (small draught beer) of the day is poured.

After midday the first families filter from the surrounding neighbourhood and take seat in the shade, joining tables together to congregate their chattering gatherings of relatives and friends.

White starched tablecloths are flapped over the tables, wine is poured and Patricio appears with the first small plates of tapas; green olives, toasted salty almonds, fried potatoes with tomato salsa, pungent anchovies and spicy chorizo slices. For a sizeable character he is nimble on his feet, taking orders, retrieving trays of drinks from the serving hatch and balancing numerous plates in both hands. Men’s hands are enthusiastically shaken, women’s cheeks are warmly kissed and small children affectionately patted on the head as they are all ushered to a waiting table. Madrid’s recent football win is discussed with a lone-luncher munching on a Bocadillo at the bar while simultaneously orders are hollered to the frantic cook juggling steaks and squid in the small kitchen. Children mingle excitedly with their friends, scurrying back to the table as Patricio serves a plate of piping-hot cheesy ham croquettes and mini fingers scramble for their snack.

Spanish Sunday lunches are delightfully unhurried, people relax unashamedly and clearly enjoy the greeting, meeting and eating.

Kids boot a football, almost taking out the glass pane window of the fruit and vegetable shop next-door, scurrying between legs under tables to retrieve their ball. An old man leans over his balcony in an apartment above, curiously observing the hustle below. Grandad nods off sitting upright at the end of the table while two trendy young women, deep in discussion, sip glasses of cold white wine. Emerging through the hubbub strides Patricio, skilfully kicking several strayed chairs from his path while he balances a tray of calamari plates in one hand and three large glasses of beer in the other.

The lunchtime clamour dies down around 5 O’clock; people bid their goodbyes and lethargically meander homewards for a siesta. Pigeons peck at scattered breadcrumbs and the two bar girls relax with gossip and cigarettes. Surrounding apartment shutters are closed to block out the glaring sunshine while multi-coloured laundry flutters from balcony washing lines. Nearby are stark indications of a struggling Spanish economy, many neighbouring shops and businesses remain permanently closed with graffiti sprawled steel shutters. Patricio clears the last of the empty plates and drained glasses and settles down with a couple of comrades for a serious game of cards.

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clientele. With a grin as big as his waistline, he is the embodiment of community spirit and neighbourhood unison. There’s a twinkle in his eye as he playfully scolds customers who have ventured to other neighbourhood bars or cheekily ask for discounts on their meal.

He describes his commitment to his business as never compromising on value and always striving to deliver his utmost best to his customers. Bighearted and generous, Patricio goes out of his way to welcome new clients and regulars alike. He is resolute in the values that are imperative to a small community business; attention to detail, service and quality and it is on these principles that he bases his success. Although he sees himself as an important character in the community he recognises the importance of not interfering in the lives of others or judging people and is careful and respectful; focusing on his job and providing a service. Despite his flamboyant façade he shyly comments that he is not a handsome man so people do not come to look at him but for the food and friendly atmosphere.

By late evening the neighbourhood is stirring from its siesta and folk clinging on to the remaining weekend hours order bulbous glasses of gin and tonic from the bar. The kitchen fires into life again and Patricio distributes small platefuls of Tapas to hungry drinkers; Octopus in garlic olive oil, steak cubes in whisky, creamy potato and egg salad, chunks of soft cheese omelette and rolls of thin Iberian ham. He jokes with an evening punter who has won a handful of euros from the fruit machine stating that he spends less in a week in the restaurant than he wins from that machine.

This modern, unlikely icon, a fundamental thread holding together the fabric of a microcosm of society. A character plentiful in curves and charisma. An iconic epitome of Madrid family and community.

If you’d like to read an interview with Patricio Martinez and see more photographs from our day at El Valle Hermosa you can visit our website at www.aroundtheworldin800days.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/aroundtheworldin800days Twitter: @mrs800days Andy and Emma.

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New The Farmhouse is back under the direct supervision of the Nussbaumer family, who hope to re-establish the restaurant’s original concept as ‘Guernsey’s natural place to meet and eat’.

A range of new menus have been introduced with a focus on organic and fairtrade products, combined with warm hospitality and a relaxed atmosphere to make anyone feel at home, whenever and whatever the occasion. Food is served throughout the day in a choice of areas, including the poolside terrace, intimate restaurant and expansive courtyard as well as our private rooms, which are perfect for meetings and dinner parties alike.

Breakfast and Brunch Business or pleasure, make The Farmhouse your morning meeting place. We’re open to everyone from 7am daily, starting with our award-winning breakfasts served until 10am.

Our tasty new brunch menu is then available until midday to complement our wide range of herbal and fruit teas, coffees, refreshing smoothies, freshly squeezed orange juice and of course the morning papers.

Summer À La Carte Lunch and Dinner Menu A lot of time and consideration was taken in creating a diverse and imaginative à la carte selection that complements the unique character and ambience of The Farmhouse.

The result is a mix of British and Continental cuisine with the odd dish from further afield to cater for all tastes and budgets, including over a dozen vegetarian options, a choice of grazing dishes, fresh local seafood and the finest cuts of meat.

Sample Dishes Bruschetta (v) – Asparagus, Oven Ripened Cherry Tomatoes, Diced Red Onion, Basil Pesto, Parmesan Shavings

Crispy Duck Salad – Watercress, Mooli and Soya Sauce Dressing Tempura Cod – Pan Fried Chorizo and Grilled Padron Peppers Tuna and Red Leicester Melt – Red Onion, Mustard Cress and Balsamic Dressing on Toasted Ciabatta, Salad Garnish

Wild Mushroom Crêpe, Parmesan Crisp and Truffle Foam (v) – Wilted Spinach Leaves, Mushroom Purée and Toasted Pine Nuts Seared Scallops and Belly Pork – Minted Pea Purée, Apple Crisp Whole Dover Sole Meunière – Served either on or off the bone Les Fruits de Mer – Whole Guernsey Lobster, Dressed Chancre Crab, Six Oysters, Six Tiger Prawns and Smoked Salmon

Prime Rib Eye Steak on the Bone – Garnished with Sautéed Mixed Mushrooms and Red Onions, Grilled Vine Tomatoes

Friends of The Farmhouse To become a ‘Friend of The Farmhouse’ and receive our e-newsletters containing exclusive offers and details of upcoming events, please visit our website: thefarmhouse.gg and sign up.

summer menus Picnics Our mouth-watering picnics are packed with charcuterie, antipasti and cheeses, smoked seafood, fresh fruit and traditional condiments to be enjoyed in our extensive gardens or your favourite spot on the island.

Afternoon Tea Indulge in a deliciously different afternoon tea that includes homemade cakes, pastries, jams, fruit scones and flavoured bread sandwiches, accompanied by your choice of tea or coffee from our extensive selection. A a variety of light bites from our À La Carte menu is also available throughout the afternoon.

Reader Offer: Special price of £9.50pp Monday – Thursday 2–5pm Please quote code: GM07 when booking. Only valid on presentation of this voucher on arrival at The Farmhouse. Offer expires on 19th December 2013. Subject to availability, T&Cs apply.

Garden Gazebos and Private Parties If you are looking for somewhere unique to wine and dine outdoors this summer or seeking a fresh environment for that meeting with a difference, then reserve one of our private gazebos, which are ideally suited for gatherings of up to 20 people.

Surrounded by the peaceful Guernsey countryside, you’ll find a gentle breeze to keep you cool, heaters and blankets to keep you cosy, and an extensive wine and cocktail list to keep you refreshed.

Set party menus available from £19.95 For more information about meetings and events at The Farmhouse, drop in or give us a call – our friendly team will be happy to discuss your exact requirements, so don’t be afraid to ask if you want something that extra bit special.

Upcoming Farmhouse Events 30th Aug – The Great American

Songbook presents a night of Duke Ellington

20th Sept – The Great American Songbook presents Bennett to Bublé

27th Sept – Trinity Hill Wine Tasting Evening

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The Farmhouse is not all about fine dining in fancy surroundings. It’s about the food, the drinks, the company and maybe just occasionally “one too many” on a school night, so call us to book your table, or go online to view our menus.

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LIBERATION ALE RECIPE BEEF AND ALE PIE

RECORDERLIG COCKTAILS PEAR

INGREDIENTS • 2 tbsp vegetable oil • 1kg/2lb 4oz braising steak cut into 5cm/2in cubes • 1 onion, finely diced • 250g/9oz chestnut mushrooms, cut into four pieces • 8 small whole round shallots, peeled • 400g/14oz carrots, peeled and cut into three • 4 sprigs thyme • 2 bay leaves • 4 tbsp tomato purée • 500ml/18fl oz ale • 300ml/10½fl oz hot reduced beef stock • 500g/1lb 2oz readymade puff pastry • 1 free-range egg, beaten

BEAUTIFULLY SWEDISH 50ml Rekorderlig • Pear Cider 30ml Absolut Pear Vodka • 15ml Framboise • 10ml Fresh Lemon Juice • 4 Strawberries • Muddle strawberries, vodka, framboise and lemon juice.

Top with crushed ice, shake and pour over Rekorderlig Pear Cider.

PREPARATION Heat a casserole or a large ovenproof pan over a high heat and add the oil. Once hot, add the steak pieces in batches and fry for 3-4 minutes, or until golden-brown on all sides, stirring regularly.

Remove the cooked steak from the dish, transfer to a warm plate and set aside. Repeat the process with the remaining steak pieces, then set aside.

Garnish with apple slices.

Add the onion, mushrooms, whole shallots and carrots to the emptied casserole and fry for 2-3 minutes, or until just softened.

Add the thyme, bay leaves and tomato purée and stir well to combine.

RECORDERLIG COCKTAILS APPLE & BLACKCURRANT MIDNIGHT COOLER Rekorderlig Apple • &50ml Black currant Cider Krupnik Honey Vodka • 40ml 5ml Fresh Lime Juice • 18 Fresh Mint • 5 Blueberries Leaves • 1 Cubed Lime •

Add the ale and stir well, scraping any sediment up from the bottom of the casserole using a wooden spoon. Return the browned steak pieces to the casserole, add the hot stock, stir well and bring the mixture to the boil. Turn down the heat, place a lid on the casserole and cook for 1½ hours, or until the beef is tender and the gravy has thickened.

Once cooked, remove the pie filling from the dish and set aside to cool. Preheat the oven to 220C/425F/Gas 7. Place the beef and gravy mixture in a 23cm diameter round ovenproof dish.

Roll out the pastry to 1cm/⅓in thickness and cut the pastry into a circle slightly bigger than the pie dish. Brush a little water around the rim of the pie dish, then place the pastry over the filling and press the edges to seal the pastry to the dish. Brush the pie with a little beaten egg, then place the pie in the oven and cook for 20-30 minutes, or until the pastry is pale golden-brown and has risen.

To serve, cut a slice of pie and place it on a plate and spoon some mushy peas on the side.

Muddle blueberries, mint lea ves, lime juice, cubed lime and vodka. Top with crushed ice and pour Rekorderlig Apple & Black currant Cider.

Garnish with sliced apple and blueberries.

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e all know Elke Schimek for her passionate approach to property and her no nonsense style in ensuring you find your dream home. Gallery magazine went "behind the keyhole" to see how Elke has created her own little paradise in which to retire after a hard days work of helping others live their own dream.

On aproaching Elkes beautiful semi detached house it was immediately apparent that she had stamped her own mark from the outside in. The windows graced you with the signature Duck Egg Blue that is so apparent in the 25 square miles branding. On mentioning this to Elke her reply was simple "I just love that color as it makes me feel cheerful", it was apparent then that this home had been crafted with passion and decisions had been lead from the heart... this was Elkes little piece of heaven.

Immediately on entering the house we felt at ease and in awe of how beautifully this concept had come together. This home was designed to be lived in and it was plain to see that entertaining was definitely something Elke and partner James adored doing. The open plan arrangement was perfect for staying in the thick of the action whilst

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busy preparing delights in the stunning "Cucine" kitchen. Again the colour pallet was making a bold statement with the impressive feature wall adorned by Koi fish (Osbourn Little). We were pleasantly surprised to learn that this stunning wall paper had been sourced locally through Ray Lowe. Style was harmoniously matched with practicality, we noted that we loved the sink with its modern taps and generous size to which Elke replied "it's perfect for washing the dog"... the house really was reminiscent of Elke ... efficiency delivered with style.

Elke always looks to local suppliers to achieve the look she is striving for within her home. As we walked through the house admiring the the "touches" that had been applied constant references were made to Indica, Avant Garden, Evie and Me, Greg Forino and not forgetting good old M&S. When looking further afield for furniture that is unique Elke raved about Morton & Morton in St Peters in Jersey and insists that quick trip on the ferry is a must.

"Home is where the heart is" no truer word has ever been spoken...

Gallery would like to thank Elke for letting us into her home and being so hospitable.

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Brintons have been making carpets in Kidderminster for 229 years, which since it began has focused on superior quality. We’re proud to call ourselves a British brand and around 1600 people worldwide help us to create a product which we believe is the finest available.

When you invest in a Brintons carpet, you can expect us to deliver a product of the highest quality, which is practical as well as beautiful, and that will look great for years to come. The designs and colours – developed in our own studios – will stand

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the test of time. We will help you to make your choice by offering free samples and colour advice, and we’ll always be here to help afterwards with care advice and our quality guarantee. Our good name is extremely important to us, and we know that this is not a purchase that you will make lightly, so we work hard to make sure that you get the absolute best for your money.

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use it when the weather allows, so efficient heating and cooling systems are a must to make the most of your investment. Portable heaters aren’t a good long-term solution and while extending your home’s central heating system into the conservatory may not be cheap, powerful radiators are one way to counter all that glass when it’s cold. Installing electric heating is often easier - with underfloor heating, you have a nice warm floor and warmth that radiates upwards, ideal if there’s little or no room for radiators.

Blinds help to insulate a conservatory in winter, as well as keeping it cool in summer, and provide privacy, reduce glare and prevent soft furnishings from fading in the sun.

Specialist window and roof blinds, can reflect 85% of the sun’s heat to prevent the space from overheating and can also reduce heating costs (by up to 18% for Alu-Pleat) when it’s cold.

CONSERVATORY clearly a good idea

GET THOSE JOBS DONE WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR DIY GURU JULIA. THIS MONTH: HOW TO INCREASE YOUR LIVING SPACE. THIS (SO FAR) LACKLUSTRE SUMMER HAS PROBABLY CONVINCED YOU THAT HAVING A CONSERVATORY IS A GOOD IDEA. HOT, SUNNY DAYS SEEM TO BE A THING OF THE PAST, BUT WITH A CONSERVATORY, YOU CAN STILL ENJOY THE GARDEN WHILE REMAINING SAFELY UNDER COVER. Conservatories are versatile too, and can be made into sitting rooms, playrooms, dining rooms, dens or even home offices. The problem, though, is that they’re often boiling when it’s hot, and freezing when it’s cold, so you must make sure they are properly equipped for extremes of temperature.

Many conservatories have low brick walls with glazing above, but if you’d prefer a garden room to a conservatory, you can

increase the brick ratio (and perhaps have a tiled or semi-tiled roof), which makes it easier to insulate and add radiators.

Conservatories are usually at the back of the house, but if there’s a sunny spot at the side, you may prefer to put yours there. Its position can make a big difference to how usable it is, so consider how the sun moves across the plot during the day. An east-facing conservatory will only get morning sun, while a west-facing one will be cooler in the morning and hotter towards the end of the day. Conservatories that face north should get angled sun first and last thing and so won’t overheat on hot days, but they can be bitterly cold in winter. A south-facing conservatory makes the best sun-trap, but it will get extremely hot on a warm summer day.

As well as being usable all year round, your conservatory should be in proportion to the garden and house, as you don’t want to devalue your home by making the garden too small with an oversized conservatory.

The best way to get an idea of the size (and position) is to mark it out in the garden with spray paint or string and pegs, and change it if you’re not happy with it.

Also consider how you’ll use the space inside the conservatory and where you’ll put furniture. If the doors to the garden will be at the front, the conservatory may become a glorified corridor, so the space may be more usable if they’re at the side.

Like anything in your home, there are different styles of conservatory, from ones with ornate period features to plainer, more contemporary ones. What the conservatory is made of affects its appearance as well.

UPVC conservatories are white or wood effect, and they’re affordable and require little maintenance. Alternatively, aluminium is really strong, durable and versatile, but it can be expensive. Wooden conservatories are expensive too and require more maintenance than UPVC and aluminium - but they are environmentally friendly, as long as the wood is sustainably sourced, and natural.

QUITE SIMPLY THOUGH, THE BEST CONSERVATORY IS THE ONE THAT MATCHES THE PERIOD AND STYLE OF YOUR HOME SO THAT IT BECOMES A SEAMLESS ADDITION.

It is, of course, a shame to spend all that money on a conservatory and only be able to

Product of the month The Bosch PML LI cordless work light (£31.95) is invaluable for doing DIY accurately when you’re struggling to see. The light has a powerful beam (thanks to three LEDs), a flexible neck to angle the beam, and is lightweight and compact for portability. It comes with lots of useful extras, including an extension lead for when you want to detach the head from the base, a headband so you can use it like a miner’s lamp, and a diffuser, which makes a real difference when using it.

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You buy the charger (£25.42, www. amazon.co.uk) and 18V lithiumion battery (£47.90, www.amazon. co.uk) separately, but they can be used for all the other tools in Bosch’s Power4All range, so they’re a good investment.

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The service we offer our clients and candidates has evolved over the years but our mission statement remains as important now as it was on day one and is reflected in everything we do: ‘We’ll put you first’.

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Matthew Thoume age 22 SO YOU WAKE UP ONE MORNING AND THINK TO YOURSELF... I WANT TO BE AN OPTOMETRIST.

Attended Cardiff University, School of Optometry and vision Science

GALLERY CHATS WITH LAUREN AND MATHEW, WHO ARE PRE QUALIFIED OPTOMETRISTS WORKING AT SPECSAVERS IN TOWN.

Favourite way to relax? summer I enjoy a nice day on the beach and evening with a BBQ and some beers. And in the winter I like to play badminton.... Or attempting to surf if I have time!

What did you want to be when you were 8 years old? A Pilot

Favourite place to eat in Guernsey? Can’t beat De Nello for some good food and atmosphere.

Lauren Judge age 23 Attended Cardiff University What did you want to be when you were 8 years old? Genuinely no clue; guaranteed the idea of being an Optometrist had not been entertained!

Favourite way to relax? Listen to music/watch movies/chill with chums/beach/pub & general gaiety...

Favourite place to eat in Guernsey? Le Petit Bistro If I were to borrow your ipod and put it on shuffle what would be the most embarrassing song I could hear? I like to think my iPod is a music guru’s mojo, so I’m not embarrassed by of any of it…however to the average music-listener’s ears I’d imagine the hoard of Disney soundtracks would raise an eyebrow…

Why did you choose Optometry? Quite fancied a healthcare profession...eyes are the window to the soul!

Tell us about your job at Specsavers, what do you do on an average day? On an average day up to about 14 eye tests (checking eye health, prescribing glasses etc) or contact lens aftercares/fittings, depending on how busy we are.

What is your funniest experience at work? General staffroom chat at lunchtimes is always comical. Everyone’s mental. In a good way.

What advice would you give to anyone wanted to get into Optometry? Study hard but not too hard. Be relaxed with patients and prepared for the different variety of problems you might encounter.

Why did you choose Specsavers as an employee? Good reputation, sound people, 7 min walking distance from my house – IDEAL! BECAUSE QUALITY MATTERS

If I were to borrow your ipod and put it on shuffle what would be the most embarrassing song I could hear? Ricky Martin: livin’ la vida Loca --- bit embarrassing!

Why did you choose Optometry? I like the idea of healthcare and it gives a good job satisfaction and the job varies throughout the day through a variety of ages. And not every one realises how important the eyes are and that things can go wrong if you don’t look after them.

Tell us about your job at Specsavers, what do you do on an average day? There are a variety of different parts to the job. The main one is providing an eye examination, which includes as well as other parts; checking the health of the eye and finding the patients spectacle prescription. Also, there are clinics involving contacts lenses, which many people wear, this is to ensure that the contact lenses fit the persons eye and the level of vision is good enough for the patients daily tasks and expectations.

What is your funniest experience at work? There are a few!

But overall the staff have fairly high spirits so the days are quite enjoyable. At the right times it is good to know you can have a laugh and joke at work.

What advice would you give to anyone wanted to get into Optometry? It is a rewarding job if you work hard, it is guaranteed that every patient will be different and if you enjoy interacting with people then it is a good career. Though like any healthcare career, it does involve a fair bit of work and it is important to keep up to date with all new ideas and techniques as the medical world progresses all the time.

Why did you choose Specsavers as an employee? Why Specsavers: It’s main office is in Guernsey, therefore it’s a home company. Being a Guernsey boy it made sense to go with them. Also, they have the resources and ability to put Lauren and I on courses with other pre-reg optometrists, with college examiners to take us through the pre-registration year, which is great experience.

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MORTGAGES MADE CLEAR A DEDICATED HSBC MORTGAGES TEAM THERE’S NO DOUBT ABOUT IT - BUYING A HOUSE CAN BE A DAUNTING EXPERIENCE. NOT ONLY IS IT A SIGNIFICANT INVESTMENT OF YOUR HARD-EARNED MONEY, THERE IS ALSO SO MUCH TO THINK ABOUT, FROM CHOOSING A LAWYER AND MAKING SURE YOU’VE CONSIDERED ALL THE FEES AND TAXES INVOLVED, THROUGH TO THE LOGISTICS OF THE MOVE ITSELF. Getting a mortgage is often, of course, a vital part of buying a house.

Sometimes, with so many different options and products on offer and so many experts giving you advice, it’s understandable that it can all get a bit confusing.

Which is why, when it comes to choosing a mortgage, HSBC seeks to make life as easy as possible.

In Guernsey, HSBC has brought together an expert mortgages team that is on hand to provide a personal service that can be tailored to your needs. Headed up by Ian Vaudin, Guernsey Branch Manager,

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and led in the Bank’s High Street Branch by Branch Manager Katie Fuggle, the seven-strong team is on hand to answer any mortgagerelated questions you might have and guide you through the whole process. So that ultimately, buying a house can be less stressful than you might think.

Gallery magazine caught up with Ian Vaudin, Guernsey Branch Manager, and Katie Fuggle, High Street Branch Manager, at HSBC in Guernsey to ask them those burning questions we all have about the world of mortgages…

WHAT’S THE MINIMUM DEPOSIT REQUIRED TO SECURE A MORTGAGE IN THE CURRENT MARKET? Ian Vaudin (IV): From a HSBC Bank point of view, the maximum ‘Loan To Value’ is 90%. A customer will require a minimum 10% deposit for borrowing up to £400,000. For borrowing above £400,000 the minimum deposit is 20%.

G: HOW MUCH CAN SOMEONE BORROW? Katie Fuggle (KF): It’s difficult to be specific but as a guide we work to ‘Gross Salary Multiples’ of five times Gross Salary.

IV: In addition, granting a mortgage is subject to an affordability analysis – this is a key factor in any mortgage application.

IS IT PARTICULARLY DIFFICULT FOR A FIRST TIME BUYER TO GET A MORTGAGE AT THE MOMENT?

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KF: Not at all. At HSBC Bank we are looking to assist first time buyers wherever possible - subject of course to them meeting our normal lending criteria.

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A ‘Capital Repayment Mortgage’ is where monthly repayments include both the interest and a small portion of the capital so that the mortgage is repaid at the end of the term of the mortgage. An ‘Interest Only Mortgage’ involves only the interest being paid each month, with the capital repaid at the end of the mortgage term in one lump sum.

Repayments on a Capital Repayment Mortgage are naturally higher than an interest only mortgage. For an Interest Only Mortgage to be approved, though, a customer must have a suitable repayment vehicle in place, such as a detailed plan on when and how repayments will be made. Currently, Interest Only mortgages are available solely to Premier customers that satisfy certain criteria.

KF: In terms of mortgage products, there are essentially two: a ‘Residential Owner Occupation Mortgage’ and a ‘Residential Buy To Let Mortgage’. As the names suggest, the type of mortgage will depend on the use of the property once it has been purchased.

HOW IMPORTANT IS THE INTEREST RATE WHEN DECIDING WHICH MORTGAGE OPTION TO GO FOR? IV: There are three different types of rate available. A ‘Tracker Rate’ mortgage is where the interest rate tracks movements in the Bank of England Base Rate. The margin above base rate is fixed at the outset but if the Base Rate increases or reduces then monthly repayments will increase or reduce accordingly.

With a ‘Fixed Rate Mortgage’, the rate is fixed for two, three or five years. The rate and the monthly repayments are fixed for the specific fixed rate period.

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Finally, there is a ‘Discount Rate Mortgage’, where the rate is set at a percentage below the Standard Variable Rate for a period of two years. The rates available are dependent on the ‘Loan To Value’. The lower the ‘Loan To Value’, the better the rate.

KF: The interest rate isn’t the only thing to look at though. It’s worth noting that some fixed and tracker rates may attract a booking fee too, so it’s always important to balance the interest charged on a mortgage with the booking fee payable. Ask for the ‘Annual Percentage Rate’, or APR – it will give a true cost over the period of the loan.

IV: Fixed rates give customers the security of knowing that their repayments will not change over the period of the loan. However, with a fixed rate mortgage at HSBC customers are afforded the flexibility to repay the loan early or make over-payments without penalty.

WHAT ARE THE POTENTIAL COSTS TO LOOK OUT FOR WHEN SELECTING A MORTGAGE? KF: There are a number of mortgage related costs to be aware of.

These would typically include a Booking Fee, a Completion Fee and a Valuation Fee. The Booking and Valuation Fees are dependent upon the mortgage package requested, as some are fee free.

IV: The other costs to be aware of are estate agents fees if selling a property, Stamp Duty on the property purchase, legal fees for the customer’s lawyers, Stamp Duty on the borrowing, and legal fees for the Bank’s lawyers.

IS IT POSSIBLE TO TRANSFER AN EXISTING MORTGAGE TO A NEW PROPERTY? IV: ‘Existing HSBC Mortgage Terms’ are portable, which means that it is possible to transfer a mortgage to a new property provided that the amount and the term are not amended. Any new mortgage borrowing above the portable amount, however, will be granted at current rates.

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“Impressively all of these services have also been created and are fully managed on island within the company. Demonstrating true entrepreneurial flair, the judges were also impressed with the way in which Fusion had successfully generated a further income stream by renting the nightclub space and technology during the daytime for other events and activities, including for fitness camps, and children’s parties.”

In the past year Fusion launched a significant, multi-channel marketing campaign while injecting innovation into the way they run the entertainment venues.

Owner Adam Burroughs said: “We have invested in a new Fusion app, increasing our social media profile through Facebook and Twitter, launched a new-look website and integrated our membership system.

FUSION LEISURE WINS BILL GREEN AWARD FOR ENTREPRENEURIAL SPIRIT Fusion Leisure, which includes Fusion Nightclub and Luna Bar, has won the 2013 Bill Green Award for Entrepreneurial Spirit at the Young Business Group (YBG) gala dinner on Friday, 14 June.

Up against Bumblebee Marine Limited and Storm Force Fitness, Fusion demonstrated strong growth and innovation in its activities to take the prize.

YBG president, Liz Hodder, said: “the Bill Green Award for Entrepreneurial Spirit is given by the YBG to local businesses which have demonstrated a desire to succeed and the ambition, vision and drive to turn ideas into a successful business “This year the competition was very close. Fusion Leisure demonstrated a successful, robust and sustainable business model.

It was the company’s vision and commitment; their passion about providing a first class experience to all customers, going far beyond just offering a nightclub experience, which really stood out in the application process. The team clearly spent a considerable amount of time in researching their target audience and the needs of their customers. This was also demonstrated by the range of services

“Our profits soared and visitor numbers increased by more than 100%.”

Highlights included being the first venue in Guernsey to introduce an online ticket shop and launching the Fusion smart phone app with QR function featuring events, photos, videos and music podcasts and the ability to book tickets. It is the only venue in the Channel Islands with an Apple-approved app.

A series of Facebook and Twitter competitions, designed to boost membership, were launched. Fusion has given away more than £5,000 in prizes through these initiatives, increasing followers by 1000%.

Website hits have grown from 4,351 a month to 173,739 a month while at the same time Fusion has reduced costs by 75%.

“A vital part of Fusion Nightclub’s business plan is to offer the people of Guernsey experiences they would not normally have the chance to be part of. We’ve brought over some of the biggest DJs in the world to play exclusively at the nightclub. We are continuing this with big names including DJs from Mars, Duke Dumont and Rudimental this summer,” Mr Burroughs said.

“Our aim is to be acknowledged as the premier entertainment and leisure brand in the island providing entertainment that Guernsey people would never be able to see without going to the UK or further afield. YBG and this award have really helped us to show the island just what we have achieved.”

STUDY AND EXPERIENCE SEES TWO PROMOTED AT KPMG IN GUERNSEY TWO members of staff at KPMG in the Channel Islands’ Guernsey office have marked important milestones in their careers with promotions in recognition of experience and exam success.

Chris Lowe has been promoted to tax associate manager, while Frances Le Tissier has advanced to audit assistant manager.

Mr Lowe previously worked for KPMG in the UK where he achieved his chartered accountant status through the Institute of Chartered Accountants of Scotland (ICAS) before relocating to Guernsey over two years ago as a senior tax consultant.

In his new role, Mr Lowe will take on more responsibility, building relationships with a portfolio of clients, as well as coaching and developing junior members of staff.

Miss Le Tissier joined the firm in 2009 as an assistant within the audit department and commenced studies towards the Association of Chartered Certified Accountants (ACCA). She qualified as an accountant in February.

As an audit assistant manager, Miss Le Tissier will also take on greater responsibility for a variety of clients, overseeing and coaching teams of assistants and managing multiple deadlines.

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The promotions reflect the firm’s strong emphasis on training and continued professional development and KPMG congratulates the success of these two staff members.

KPMG’s HR executive director, Debbie Smith said; “KPMG is dedicated to providing exceptional training and supporting the professional development of talented individuals. It is great to be able to recognise the hard work and drive of our staff. Both Frances and Chris have developed brilliantly within the firm and have worked very hard to achieve these important milestones in their careers.”

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CICRA LAUNCHES BUSINESS CONNECTIVITY MARKET REVIEW CICRA (the Channel Islands Competition and Regulatory Authorities) has launched a review of the business connectivity market in Guernsey and Jersey to establish if tighter controls should be applied to the prices charged by Channel Islands’ operators.

The business connectivity market includes leased lines and Ethernet private circuit products which are used by companies that require secure, dedicated connections between offices or need to transfer large quantities of data between offices or to third parties.

As part of the launch of the review, the regulator has issued a call for evidence from business customers to establish the scope of services to be included in the review, such as direct internet access, IP feeds and virtual private networks.

CICRA will be benchmarking prices in the Channel Islands against those charged in the United Kingdom (UK) and other comparable jurisdictions to determine whether tighter controls need to be applied.

COMMISSION TO ENHANCE ITS ENFORCEMENT CAPABILITIES THE Guernsey Financial Services Commission (the Commission) is increasing its capacity to undertake professional and efficient enforcement action.

The appointment of Simon Gaudion to the newly created post of Director of Enforcement, and the establishment of a dedicated Enforcement Division, will further enhance the Commission’s ability to undertake proportionate and efficient enforcement action.

“The Commission does not seek to be an enforcement-led regulator but, in the same way that the police require powers of arrest and a capability to make arrests, the Commission requires an effective enforcement capability if it is to be able to deter wrongdoing and poor practice – thereby keeping Guernsey’s financial sector safe,” said William Mason, the Commission’s Acting Director General.

“If the Commission was not able to take enforcement action, financial services firms and their employees would be undercut and disadvantaged by those with a cavalier attitude to the rules. Those firms who wish to comply fully with appropriate standards might then be forced to reduce their own high standards - to the detriment of their clients and all in Guernsey who depend upon them - in order to compete with those breaking the rules. Thus, good quality well-targeted enforcement is something which is important for Guernsey’s wellbeing.”

Mr Gaudion, previously Senior Investigation Officer – Financial Intelligence Service at the Guernsey Border Agency, has decades of experience fighting financial criminals. He will now lead the Commission’s enforcement activity.

Mr Gaudion said: “I look forward to working for the Commission and ensuring that the considerable international reputation it has built, through its historically high standards of regulation, is maintained. I hope that my 30 years in law enforcement and my interaction with industry to date will enable me to ensure that enforcement activities carried out on behalf of the Commission are dealt with properly and fairly across all sectors.”

Mr Mason said: “The Vice Chairman and I were impressed by the large number of strong candidates who applied from different walks of life. We would like to thank all of them for their interest and the enthusiasm they showed for our work. We were delighted to be able to select a local candidate with a strong track record of fighting financial crime and we look forward to his starting work with us.”

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CICRA chief executive, Andrew Riseley, said that connectivity products can be a significant cost for many types of businesses.

“Sure in Guernsey and JT in Jersey are the largest wholesale suppliers of connectivity products for businesses, and their regulatory accounts highlight that this is a very profitable area of business for each operator.

However, it is also true that these markets are changing rapidly, with other operators installing their own fibre networks.

“Ofcom’s recent review of the business connectivity market in the UK led to significant price reductions being imposed on BT Openreach for many of these services.

We will be looking closely at the pricing strategies of local operators to ensure that the prices they charge business customers are fair and proportionate. This review should give business customers clarity that they are receiving the best value for money in the services they are purchasing,” said Mr Riseley.

Wholesale (on-island) leased lines are currently price-controlled in Jersey and Guernsey. In Guernsey, wholesale leased line prices have been frozen overall since 2008 (although individual product prices have been allowed to vary). The most recent Jersey price control on leased lines capped JT’s wholesale prices at the retail price minus 20%. The call for evidence and consultation are available on CICRA’s website: www.cicra.gg. Interested parties are invited to submit comments to CICRA in writing or by email before midday on Wednesday, 3 July 2013. CICRA expects to conclude the review in the fourth quarter of 2013.

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CONSUMERS STILL HAVE TIME TO CONTRIBUTE TO CICRA’S GROCERIES STUDY Jersey and Guernsey consumers still have time to contribute to the groceries market study being undertaken by CICRA (the Channel Islands Competition and Regulatory Authorities).Islands’ operators.

Consumers have until Monday 1 July to share their grocery shopping experiences.

The study focuses on all groceries (not solely food and drink) sold at supermarkets, convenience stores and farm stores. A primary aim of the study is to identify the extent of differences in grocery prices between the Channel Islands and other comparable locations and whether the difference is larger for certain categories of groceries.

NEW GLASGOW AIR ROUTE IS BOOST FOR TOURISM A NEW direct air link between Scotland and Guernsey will help boost the island’s tourism trade.

A NEW direct air link between Scotland and Guernsey will help boost the island’s tourism trade.

This Saturday (29 June) the Channel Islands Travel Group launches its new, weekly, twohour direct service from Glasgow to Guernsey.

The service is already proving a huge hit with passengers.

The first inbound flight this weekend is fully booked and will be met by airport firefighters, who will perform a water cannon salute – an aviation tradition for inaugural flights.

Commerce and Employment minister Kevin Stewart said everyone in Guernsey’s tourism industry welcomed the move by CI Travel.

‘This opens up an excellent opportunity for the island to market itself to the Scottish community that can now put Guernsey on their holiday shopping list as a very convenient and attractive option. We look forward to working together to secure a successful first season of operation,’ said Deputy Stewart.

Robert Mackenzie, managing director of the Channel Islands Travel Group, said it was a great opportunity for people in and around Glasgow to enjoy a week-long break in the island.

‘In just two hours they can be somewhere with a continental feel with lots of top quality restaurants and breathtaking scenery, yet where the same language is spoken, the same currency is accepted and people drive on the left-hand side of the road,’ he said.

‘With a direct, weekly service we are hoping to be able to attract holidaymakers of all ages who will be able to enjoy all that Guernsey has to offer.’

The 46-seater, twin turboprop aircraft will operate every Saturday for the next 12 weeks, leaving Glasgow at 5pm and arriving in Guernsey at 7.30pm. The return flight the following Saturday leaves Guernsey at 3pm, arriving in Glasgow at 5pm.

The new air link will run from Saturday 29 June until Saturday 14 September.

CICRA is also investigating the costs involved in the whole supply chain for groceries in the islands including shipping, freight and retail, and will examine the cause of any price differences and the extent to which they can be explained or justified.

CICRA chief executive, Andrew Riseley, said: “So far we’ve received a really positive response from shoppers in Guernsey and Jersey which will help us understand how competition in this market currently works - why consumers shop at one store, as opposed to another, and the extent to which price, quality and service inform their decisions.

“The survey also covers areas such as online shopping, store opening times and promotions, and seeks views from shoppers as to how grocery shopping in the Channel Islands could be improved. We are still keen to hear from more islanders so that we have as wide a range of views as possible.

“The main purpose of the study is to provide consumers with greater clarity and understanding on the reasons they pay the prices they do” said Mr Riseley.

Over the past few months CICRA has been working closely with wholesalers, retailers and suppliers to gather information in order to understand how competition in the grocery market currently works.

While CICRA does not have the power under the competition laws in either island to require retailers to reduce their prices, if there are steps CICRA can identify that may increase competition in this sector or if higher prices are not commercially justified, then it will make recommendations to the Commerce and Employment Department in Guernsey and the Economic Development Department in Jersey as to measures that could achieve better outcomes for consumers.

While CITG is selling holiday packages to Scottish visitors, there are a very limited number of seats available on the flights for local people wishing to travel to Glasgow.

Prices start at £95 each way and can be booked at www.blueislands.com

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IS GOLD STILL A GOOD INVESTMENT? AT THE BEGINNING OF APRIL 2013, GOLD PRICES FELL SHARPLY FROM JUST BELOW USD 1600 AN OUNCE TO TOUCH A LOW OF USD 1322, A 17% FALL IN JUST OVER A WEEK. SINCE THEN, GOLD PRICES HAVE RECOVERED TO AROUND USD 1470. AT THIS LEVEL GOLD IS STILL UP NEARLY SIX FOLD FROM THE LOW POINT OF USD 251 SEEN IN 1999. SO IS THE RUN IN GOLD OVER OR DOES THE RECENT FALL IN PRICE REPRESENT A GOOD ENTRY POINT FOR THE LONG TERM INVESTOR? Some common arguments in favour of Gold:

SUMMARY There are strong arguments for and against holding Gold in your portfolio. The final decision comes down to the individual investor’s personal choice how much Gold, if any, to own.

Far from being a ‘barbarous relic’ as John Maynard Keynes once famously described it, Gold should be regarded as portfolio insurance and held for the long term in appropriate size relative to an investor’s overall assets but probably not exceeding 5 – 10% of the total portfolio.

DIVERSIFICATION Gold is not correlated to traditional investments such as equities, property and bonds and thereby adds an element of valuable diversification to any portfolio.

ALTERNATIVE CURRENCY Gold is indestructible and cannot rust. Gold represents ancient money and has been used as a store of value for thousands of years. In a world of quantitative easing and currency debasement, Gold represents the most effective long-term currency as unlike paper currencies, its supply cannot be increased indefinitely as it is constrained by Gold-miners’ ability to dig it out of the ground.

For those living in countries with little rule of law and unstable banking systems, possessing physical Gold could finance a move to somewhere more stable and without fear of expropriation.

USEFUL INFLATION HEDGE Since the world left the Gold standard in 1933, inflation rates have risen substantially. The price of Gold tends to rise in periods of high inflation when paper currencies can lose purchasing power very quickly.

SOME COMMON ARGUMENTS AGAINST: VOLATILITY For a so-called ‘safe haven’, the Gold price is very volatile, as the recent price falls have shown, and it is clearly not as safe an investment as some might think. The argument that it represents an effective inflation hedge is flawed, as the tracking error between the Gold price and the inflation rate is far too high and there are now better instruments such as index-linked bonds which track inflation far better. In recent years, Gold has undergone ‘financialisation’ through the emergence of ETFs, which are easier to own than Gold in physical form. This means that Gold is more correlated to traditional investments than in the past.

SPECULATION As there are no cash flows associated with Gold, it is impossible to value and as such an ‘investment’ in Gold is, rather, a speculation in the sense that it is only worth what someone else is prepared to pay for it. It is a store of value only in so far as people continue to have confidence in it or lack confidence in something else. To a large extent, this probably explains the volatility of the Gold price as it is the most affected by changes in investor sentiment, which can be very difficult if not impossible to predict.

DEAD MONEY Gold does not represent anything productive, generating no cash flows or economic activity outside the mining and jewellery industries. Gold has some industrial uses but it will participate less in a growing economy or benefit from human invention and productivity than equity-based investments.

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LAURA FOSTER 24 SENIOR ASSOCIATE AT PWC WHAT MADE YOU CHOOSE PWC?

Being local and having worked in a variety of firms during my school and university holidays, I had an awareness of the types of jobs on offer in Guernsey’s finance industry. While I could see myself working in this industry, I wasn’t sure how or in what role. I was able to take advice from family, employers and contacts at PwC that a possible route in was through learning to audit businesses. In a professional services firm, I could gain an accountancy qualification that would open doors while experiencing a variety of different businesses. Through such a training programme, I would be able to work out the finer details of the long term career plan.

WHAT SORT OF PROFESSIONAL TRAINING DO YOU TAKE?

I completed my final exams with the Institute of Chartered Accountants in England and Wales back in December 2012 and will time qualify in September 2013. This qualification consisted of 15 exams over a 2 and a half year period and required a lot of hard work but is rewarding and something I am proud of.

Uni Attended: UNIVERSITY OF DURHAM Course Undertaken: HISTORY, BA (HONS) What did you want to be when you were 8: A TEACHER Favorite way to relax: WATCHING A FILM Favorite place to eat in Guernsey: THE DEERHOUND INN Favourite Sound: THE WAVES AT COBO

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WHAT IS YOUR NEXT STEP?

Since I started with the firm, I have been keen to undertake a longterm secondment. I currently find myself torn between America and Australia. This process can take anything up to 18 months to put into place so, in the meantime, I will be kept busy - working on my audit clients while slotting in experience in the Advisory department and working as a tutor on some of the internal courses that the firm provides to the new recruits and second years.

WHAT ADVICE WOULD YOU GIVE TO YOURSELF CONSIDERING THE EXPERIENCE YOU HAVE NOW?

Be organised and start thinking as early as possible. If you are not sure where you want to end up, don’t restrict yourself. Try and find a firm that offers variety as there is no better way to find your niche than experiencing it first-hand, on the job. Finally, take the opportunity to ask questions and talk to those people who are already in the role you are considering, by attending the career fairs and recruitment events.

WHAT DO YOU DO ON AN AVERAGE DAY?

A typical day for me would involve working on a variety of different clients, depending on both internal and external deadlines. I am regularly emailing or talking with clients, regarding the status of the audit, to request various support that is needed, or discuss queries that have arisen from any testing performed. Most days, I have internal meetings with the teams I work with to discuss specifics from an audit or to simply have a catch-up and understand progress. In my role as a senior associate, I work with junior team members on most jobs and provide coaching where necessary – to introduce new tasks or field questions.

EMPLOYER INFO: PWC We help clients ranging from multinational organisations to local businesses, charities and governments, offering assurance, advisory and tax services that help to improve the way they work in the short and long term. From auditing their financial data and planning their taxes, to identifying the risks they face and supporting them with strategic decisions, we work with our clients, creating cutting edge solutions. From a weeks work experience to a year in industry placement as part of your degree course, we’ve lots of ways you can experience working with us to help you decide if a career in accountancy is for you.

“You’ll be working and studying with intelligent and inspiring people, building strong friendships and valuable networks. With over 155,000 people in 153 countries across our network, once you are qualified the world really is your oyster.”

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IF YOU THINK YOU WOULD LIKE TO PURSUE A CAREER AT PWC, GET IN CONTACT WITH GEMMA ON 01481 752027 OR EMAIL: GEMMA.DEBIASI@JE.PWC.COM

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TRAINEE FUND ADMINISTRATOR AT AZTEC WHAT DO YOU DO ON AN AVERAGE DAY? WHAT MADE YOU CHOOSE AZTEC?

The interview process at Aztec Group first attracted me to apply. I liked the fact they were holding an audition day as opposed to one on one interviews. I found this environment far more comfortable and it allowed me to be myself and more confident. The brightness of the brand and company gave me the impression that Aztec Group would be a fun company to work for and the attitude of the staff made me feel really welcome. I got a really good friendly feel about the company at the Audition Day, and although it’s a growing company, everyone is friendly and helpful and works closely together.

WHAT SORT OF PROFESSIONAL TRAINING DO YOU TAKE?

I am currently studying towards my Institute for Chartered Secretaries & Administrators Certificate with BPP. I have my first module exam very soon in July on ‘Principles of Trust and Company Law.’ I will then start studying for my second of four modules to gain the Certificate. Aztec Group is very supportive of their employees studying towards ACCA and ICSA qualifications whilst learning on the job. The Aztec Group also run their own Aztec Academy which also provides soft skills training and industry specific to assist with the improvement of employees everyday roles.

Working on a busy client means that no two days are ever the same for me. On an average day I will complete various tasks including making payments, keeping our book-keeping up-to-date, liaising with our client, lawyers and other professionals to resolve any queries and processing legal documents. Through studying for ICSA and the Aztec Academy I feel that my background knowledge in the finance industry has grown hugely and this enables me to understand the wider picture clearer for some of the jobs that I complete in my daily role.

WHAT IS YOUR NEXT STEP?

Once I have successfully completed the ICSA certificate I would like to move onto the diploma. I naturally want to develop my understanding of the funds industry and gain more experience on a day to day basis. By this time next year I would hope to have gained enough experience and knowledge to be able to undertake more complex tasks and be liaising with more external professionals to assist with any issues.

WHAT ADVICE WOULD YOU GIVE TO YOURSELF CONSIDERING THE EXPERIENCE YOU HAVE NOW?

My experience at the Aztec Group over the last nine months has taught me to be yourself and who you are naturally. Choosing the right company to suit you is very important. Furthermore I would say to look into different companies backgrounds before you apply for any job and do your research to get a feel for what that company does and how it operates. I definitely feel that I chose the right company for me and would recommend Aztec Group to anyone. I like the friendly working environment and the healthy work-life balance they believe in. Aztec Group is also very supportive to their employees outside the work place and happy to assist with sponsorship for personal challenges or team activities.

Aztec Group sponsored me to participate in a Show Jumping competition earlier this year.

EMPLOYER INFO: AZTEC Aztec Group is a leading independent fund administration business, focussed on private equity, venture capital and real estate funds. We are an innovative and thriving company with a reputation for driving forward standards in fund administration and an enviable track record when it comes to service delivery.

With offices in Guernsey, Jersey, Luxembourg and the UK, and employing over 140 staff, we are always on the prowl for bright, dynamic, dedicated team players.

“At the Aztec Group we recognise that employee training and development are key to the company’s future and success. If you join our team not only will you be given the opportunity to advance in your chosen career but in an environment where we encourage a healthy worklife balance and arrange a number of social events throughout the year.”

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We are always on the prowl for bright individuals, exceptional graduates and students to join our trainee programmes.

We offer excellent career prospects and employment packages within one of the most enjoyable working environments in financial services, with full support and professional training to become ACCA or ICSA qualified.

We need new recruits for our trainee programmes in fund administration and accountancy to join our fast growing fund administration business.

We will be holding our annual Audition Day on Thursday 18 July. Come and meet us at our offices: 3rd Floor, Tudor House, Le Bordage, St Peter Port.

RSVP now to hr@aztecgroup.co.uk For more information on making a career at Aztec Group visit aztecgroup.co.uk.

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Uni Attended: A LEVELS AT ELIZABETH COLLEGE Course Undertaken: ENGLISH LITERATURE, GEOGRAPHY, BUSINESS STUDIES, RELIGIOUS STUDIES What did you want to be when you were 8: ASTRONAUT Favorite way to relax: THE GYM Favorite place to eat in Guernsey: LE PETIT BISTRO Favourite Sound: MUSIC

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ASSOCIATE AT ERNST AND YOUNG WHAT IS YOUR NEXT STEP?

Hopefully to qualify within the next two years.

WHAT MADE YOU CHOOSE ERNST AND YOUNG?

It was really an instinct to go with EY, I just felt like it was the right place for me after my interview.

I would also like to gain some experience in other service lines within EY, such as transactions and advisory as these areas really interest me.

I knew I wanted to work for one of the Big Four accountancy firms, but EY really stood out. One of the main reasons was Julie Bisson’s (Executive Director) and Jackie Hankin’s (People Manager) response when I asked them why I should join EY.

I would like to go on secondment in Europe or the USA to gain some international experience and exposure to different clients.

Ideally New York!

There’s a massive emphasis on people, which is very apparent, it is not just words it really happens and that came across at interview.

WHAT SORT OF PROFESSIONAL TRAINING DO YOU TAKE?

I am currently studying the Association of Chartered Certified Accountants (ACCA) qualification. I also attend internal training courses, which allows me to travel to the UK.

WHAT ADVICE WOULD YOU GIVE TO YOURSELF CONSIDERING THE EXPERIENCE YOU HAVE NOW? To step back for a few seconds to assess a situation before diving in.

I think this is a valuable point both in the workplace and life in general.

In addition, there is a training course in Amsterdam in September which I am very much looking forward to. It’s great to network with other EY employees from different offices.

WHAT DO YOU DO ON AN AVERAGE DAY?

It really varies depending on the client I am working for.

I am currently working on a captive insurance client which I have found to be very interesting. Someone of my level could be doing anything from reviewing accounts to discussing business activities with clients. I really enjoy the client interaction which is a key part of the job.

EMPLOYER INFO: ERNST & YOUNG At EY you will go further, faster, learning from the experts while working in the financial services arena. We’ll provide world-class training and mentoring to hone your personal and technical skills, and we’ll also support your study for a professional qualification.

Whether you are a Graduate or A Level student, you will join Assurance and embark on a professional qualification which will be either the Association of Certified Chartered Accountants (ACCA) or the Institute of Chartered Accountants of Scotland (ICAS). You will be fully supported receiving time away from the office to focus on your studies and a dedicated counsellor that will assist you with your career development.

“We are currently recruiting for our 2013 and 2014 Assurance programmes. We are keen to hear from students and graduates that want to get ahead in their career. For Criteria please contact, jhankin@uk.ey.com”

INTERESTED?

IF YOU THINK YOU WOULD LIKE TO PURSUE A CAREER AT ERNST & YOUNG, GET IN CONTACT WITH JACKIE HANKIN, PEOPLE MANAGER, ON 01481 717400 OR JHANKIN@UK.EY.COM

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Uni Attended: UNIVERSITY OF SUSSEX Course Undertaken: GEOGRAPHY & DEVELOPMENT STUDIES What did you want to be when you were 8: TRAVEL AGENT Favorite way to relax: ON THE BEACH IN SOME EXOTIC LOCATION, FAILING THAT A FEW COCKTAILS WITH FRIENDS Favorite place to eat in Guernsey: FERMAIN BEACH CAFE Favourite Noise: LAUGHTER

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ASSISTANT MANAGER AT KPMG WHAT MADE YOU CHOOSE PWC?

I didn’t really know what I wanted to do when I left uni but I knew I wanted to go into a job that offered lots of opportunities and great training. When I heard about KPMG and their training programme I knew it was the perfect choice for me. The 3 year training programme ensures that we get all the support we need whilst studying, including exam leave, a mentor and regular catches up with the Executive Director responsibly for training. I also love the fact that the office is very vibrant and full of like minded people.

WHAT SORT OF PROFESSIONAL TRAINING DO YOU TAKE?

I qualified through ACCA , this is taught by BPP in Guernsey.

The qualification involved taking 14 exams – 3 computer based and 11 written. It seems a lot to take on after 3 years of uni but the

experience and opportunities it grants you is well worth it. KPMG also offer ICAEW but I preferred the more modular teaching style of ACCA.

WHAT DO YOU DO ON AN AVERAGE DAY?

Every day is different in audit which I really enjoy. Generally we spend a lot of time at the client premises, this means there is a lot of face to face contact with the client. When you start as a first year assistant you generally take on smaller parts of the audit with a lot of guidance from the ‘incharge’, then as you gain experience you will take on larger, if not whole audits with more responsibility.

Although the work is predominantly finance based, there is also the opportunity to work on a variety of trading companies and government entities.

WHAT IS YOUR NEXT STEP?

My next step is to gain further experience as a qualified auditor in financial services. I would then be interested in taking part in KPMG’s Global Opportunities Programme to work abroad. The Channel Islands practice has strong links with other offshore jurisdiction firms which I plan on taking advantage of.

WHAT ADVICE WOULD YOU GIVE TO YOURSELF CONSIDERING THE EXPERIENCE YOU HAVE NOW?

I would suggest attending open days, talking to people who are studying towards a professional qualification and obtaining a work experience placement in the firm you are interested in joining. A three year contract is a big commitment so it is important to be comfortable that you are making the right decision.

EMPLOYER INFO: KPMG We help clients ranging from multinational organisations to local businesses, charities and governments, offering assurance, advisory and tax services that help to improve the way they work in the short and long term. From auditing their financial data and planning their taxes, to identifying the risks they face and supporting them with strategic decisions, we work with our clients, creating cutting edge solutions. From a weeks work experience to a year in industry placement as part of your degree course, we’ve lots of ways you can experience working with us to help you decide if a career in accountancy is for you.

“KPMG offers great support, excellent training, early responsibility, competitive benefits and fascinating clients. These are just some of the factors that make us an employer of choice for both students and experienced professionals.”

INTERESTED?

IF YOU THINK YOU’D LIKE TO PURSUE A CAREER AT KPMG, GET IN CONTACT WITH DOMINIQUE ON 01481 755715 OR EMAIL: DAYLETT@KPMG.GUERNSEY.GG

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My Career Join our winning team With all the great training, development opportunities and real world work experience our trainees get, it doesn’t come as any surprise that our training programmes are filling faster than ever before.

With the competition to grab the most desirable trainee roles heating up along with the weather over the summer months, start thinking about your application sooner rather than later.

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VOLLEYBALL ROSS MARTEL-WELSH words | Shambles Rambles THE SPORT OF VOLLEYBALL WAS INVENTED IN THE LATE 1800’S IN THE USA AND SINCE THEN THE RULES AND GAME HAVE CHANGED WITH TIME. YOU SMACK A BALL OVER THE NET TO TRY AND GROUND IT INSIDE THE COURT BEFORE YOUR OPPONENTS HIT IT BACK. OBVIOUSLY IT HAS A SET OF RULES THAT GOVERN THE GAME BUT I THINK I SUMMED IT UP PRETTY WELL IF I WAS EXPLAINING IT TO A BEING FROM ANOTHER PLANET, APART FROM SAYING THAT IT IS A PHYSICAL GAME AND REQUIRES PLENTY OF SKILL. Volleyball is like a more intense version of “Don’t let the balloon touch the floor” that you would have played in your dining room at some stage of your life! The last time I actually played Volleyball was at school but I remember loving it and it being a real team game full of action and excitement.

Today we talk to 30 year old Ross Martel-Welsh who says that outside of Volleyball he is interested in all sports and still plays a bit of social Softball and Tennis. He also captained La Mare De Carteret Cricket Team back in the day.

Ross’s Dad Tony Martel, Steve Le Poidevin and Peter Walden started the Volleyball Leagues in Guernsey back in the 70’s at the Capelles Youth Club. His parents have always been involved in the sport and it was inevitable that he would play and indeed started at the tender age of five.

His first competitive match was at nine years old in the adult leagues where he played for a junior side that finished second in the league. At thirteen he played in his Dad’s team that won Division One. At seventeen Ross started playing Island Volleyball where he has played since, competing in the Guernsey 2003 Island Games though to selection for the coming games in Bermuda missing only the games in 2007.

It is pretty difficult to set up a challenge in Volleyball but Ross and Gavin Fitch, who is also off to Bermuda, put me through my paces showing me some of the skills of the game.

We looked at the skills of strike, set and dig with the guys setting me up to leap like a Salmon to smash the ball onto the opponents side. This was managed with a fairly low level of success!

It is not an easy game to master and I was interested as a coach myself how the skills were taught and when it comes down to it they are chained as with most other sports, you pick the skill then break it down into easier bits to master before retrying under pressure.

I retired sweating to talk to Ross about his Volleyball and the sport in Guernsey.

I’m the kind of guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel like a bomb diffuser!

What makes Volleyball appeal so much to you?

I like the level of skill required as well as the physical demand placed on you. We play on a hard surface and every ball is basically do or die, it is full commitment.

Some guy knocked on my door today and said, “I have a parcel for your next door neighbour.”

I said, “You’ve got the wrong house then mate.”

If you could package up one tip for any budding Volleyball players what would it be?

As with most things practice makes perfect. The amount we do over and over again is incredible, the level of precision is similar to golf or snooker, if you don’t get it right then it affects the next passage of play.

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Everyone who reads this rubbish knows that when it comes to sport I have always been involved for most of my life. How long have you been involved in Volleyball?

Since I was born! I attended my first Island games in the Isle of Man 1985 in a pushchair!

Another time, my Dad was called off a court when my brother Ryan was being born!

My mate just asked me, “If you were stuck on a desert island, and you could have 3 records, what would they be?” I said, “The long distance swimming one would be good!”

What’s Guernsey Volleyball record in off-Island tournaments like?

The men have picked up Silver in 1989 in the Faroe Islands and the ladies have won Bronze and Silver. Our off-Island trophy cabinet isn’t full but we give it 120% against everyone we play.

My wife Jane and I always have a lucky ritual before we go out in her car to ensure that we always return safely. She hands me the keys.... Do you have any rituals before games?

Wiping the bottom of my shoes with my hand and I always stick my tongue out when I am hitting, check any of the photos!

I wanted to use my new Health & Fitness DVD but I have lost the remote so couldn’t turn the TV on. How much emphasis is placed on fitness in Volleyball?

Masses, you have to be fairly trim to get off the ground, agility is key.

There’s a line in the sand I simply will not cross. I think that’s why I was dropped from the Beach Volleyball Team! How big is Beach Volleyball in Guernsey?

There is no official league but everyone who enjoys Volleyball tends to play at some stage. Ryan and I are off to play in a tournament in Jersey this August.

Which up and coming Volleyball players will we be reading about in the newspaper in the next few years?

Gavin Fitch who is off the Island Games, he is an intelligent player, Dan Skipper who has great skill and is dedicated, Helen Crawley again very skillful, Hannah Riley who has a positive mental attitude and Tyler Thorne who has pure natural talent.

What are our chances in Bermuda, who are the favourites to win and why might they be better than us?

As far as our chances go, let’s wait and see when we get there! Saramaa (near Estonia) would be the favourites I would think. They are much taller, Sam Loveridge is our tallest player at 6ft 3 and their shortest player is at least 6ft 6! Their exposure to a higher level of competition is so much more than ours, they play a decent level of Volleyball every week. There are Universities in Latvia that offer scholarships for Volleyball. The game is developing though in Guernsey thanks mainly to the efforts of the Development Officer, Richard Skipper.

Can I say, good luck to all of Team Guernsey in the Bermuda Games.

If you want to get involved in Volleyball then get in contact with the Guernsey Volleyball Association Secretary Karen at gvasecretary@ hotmail.co.uk

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3 Franchises, 5 Professional Cricketers, 37 Local Stars, 4 Days Of Cricket = Guernsey Cricket T20 Premier League Season 3! words | Shambles Rambles pics | Martin Gray AS SUSSEX CCC BATSMAN, JOE GATTING, STRUCK THE MATCH WINNING RUNS, THE CURTAIN CAME DOWN ON THE THIRD FANTASTIC GUERNSEY PREMIER LEAGUE SPECTACLE AS BDO WERE CROWNED THE 2013 CHAMPIONS. The preparations for the competition started back in April as the local players and professional cricketers, Anthony McGrath, Darren Maddy, Will Beer, Joe Gatting, Dimi Mascarenhas were auctioned out to the three franchises, BDO, Mourant Ozannes and Ravenscroft Stockbrokers. With an imaginary bank of £30,000,000 GCB Dollars it was key to ensure that the franchise managers Ian Damarell, Chris Edwards and Jon Ravenscroft purchased wisely.

Island player Ross Kneller was the most expensive player costing BDO £8,000.000.

Batting first Ravenscroft Warriors posted 130/5 built around a first wicket stand of 109 between Darren Maddy and Adam Le Page which was broken when Le Page was run out by Isaac Damarell for 46, Maddy going on to make 59 before the innings fizzled out for a below par 130. Jordan Martel picked up 3 wickets for 15 in his 4 overs.

In reply BDO got off to the worst possible start as Damarell was caught on the boundary off the first ball. After losing a couple more wickets at 23/3 they settled down with Joe Gatting and Stuart Le Prevost putting on 93 for the fourth wicket, Le Prevost eventually falling for 38.

In came in BDO captain to join Gatting and they see BDO over the line winning with 4 balls to go.

BDO were crowned 2013 champions.

BDO kicked off their campaign with two consecutive wins effectively putting them into the final and when Mourant Ozannes lost to Ravenscroft Warriors for the second time, Jon Ravenscroft’s team joined them.

Bucktrouts sponsored all of the 4’s and 6’s throughout the tournament raising £500.00 each for the GCB Development Fund and Male Uprising Guernsey. A further £500.00 was raised by a raffle, which again went to the MUG charity.

Pictures courtesy of Martin Gray www.guernseycricketphotos.com

Fast-forward then to the action played over two weekends in May and June.

Bowler Jordan Martel was awarded the “Most Valuable Player Award”, the “Batting Award” was picked up by GH Smit, the “Fielding Award” by Thomas Kimber and Martel also picked up the “Bowling Award”.

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Gallery caught up with Iman, Hayley and Jamie before their fight at Lock - in Round 2 at Beau Sejour Leisure Centre.

IMAN ‘The Pretty Killer’ BARLOW

HAYLEY JAYNE BATTRICK

Age: 20 Fighting Style: Muay Thai / K1

Age: 26 Fighting Style: Muay Thai

How long have you been fighting: I have been doing Muay Thai since I was 4 years old, so for 16 years now.

How long have you been cage fighting: Not long, I started about April 2011 and had my first fight May 2012.

What has been the highlight of your career to date: Winning the Enfusion World Title Vs Alexis Rufus at the 02 arena in London and also that day I signed a 3 year contract with them making the 30th March 2013 pretty special for me.

What has been the highlight of your career to date: My début fight when I KO’d my opponent in 25 seconds of the first round, my mum was pleased it didn’t last long.

When you’re not training and fighting what do you do to relax: To relax I chill with my friends, go shopping and I love going to the cinema.

Favourite colour: Red If you were going to the moon which one item would you take with you: Id take my laptop as the journey would be pretty boring.

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When you’re not training and fighting what do you do to relax: I am a student nurse so always seem to be busy, training is my way of relaxing/escaping from studying. But, if I do get any spare time I like to eat nice food - especially cake , see my friends and family, walk my dog, catch up on sleep... normal stuff really.

Favourite colour: Purple If you were going to the moon which one item would you take with you: My little Dog - “Mini” - she comes everywhere with me, even to the gym when I train.

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JAMIE WILSON Age: 23 Fighting Style: So far I have only competed in a singular K1 Kickboxing competition. However I have also been training in boxing and will soon be competing on a more regular basis. Along with striking based combat I have dabbled in Brazilian jiu-jitsu (a grappling orientated martial art that focuses primarily on grounded combat using leverage and technique over strength and size to apply joint locks and choke holds.)

How long have you been fighting: I have been training Kickboxing for two years, mainly for fitness and enjoyment purposes, strictly speaking I have been training for competition for just over three months What has been the highlight of you’re career to date: Asides from the fitness, strength, technique advancements, stress relief, mental clarity and discipline, I am afforded by partaking in combat training, the highlight that sticks out would be my debut bout where I overcame a very tough first round and battled

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back to walk away with a well earned victory at the fantastically orchestrated Full Boar organised Lock In Round 2 event. Meeting a lot of great new people I am happy to now call friends is another added bonus.

When your not training and fighting what do you do to relax: Reading is a relaxing pastime I enjoy after a hard day - some James Patterson or autobiographies (Scar Tissue - Anthony Kiedis being a recent esteemed example.) Cramming a few episodes of my favorite shows (Breaking Bad & Dexter being notable at the moment) can also be a good time.

Favourite colour: Blue - Soothing and peaceful If you were going to the moon which one item would you take with you: My iPod so I could be in the company of my favorite music (Recently a lot of punk rock pioners eg Descendents, Black Flag) and podcasts (The Joe Rogan Experience, Dan Carlin’s Hardcore History, ) while taking in the beauty of the crazy planet we live on.

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DAN ALDERTON

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started Riding with the GVC around 3 years ago and very quickly became hooked on racing. I was taken under the wing of the clubs youth development coach, Paul Brehaut quite early on and after a tough winters training came out feeling good for my second season.

Winter training can be tough but regular turbo sessions with Paul and the lads down in Ian Browns workshop store set me up for a really good season last year breaking many age group records and winning my first National Title. Needless to say that meant the training got tougher last winter and I had to start learning about the science of cycling as well. I was helped with this by another club member Neil Ridley, he has helped with my positioning on the bike in all disciplines and we are now working on power outputs. Although I can pedal without Paul and Neil I would not be at the level that I am at.

I am now working and the majority of my salary goes on cycling. I am also lucky that my parents are keen to see me progress and help fund my trips away Dad acts as team manager, driver, kit man and anything else we need and Mum sorts out my Nutrition (which is getting better honestly) with the help of another club member Karina Bowie.

My aims are to keep improving locally and I have many excellent cyclists to aspire too and the results from our last Island games competitions prove that, if I can get to that level in the next year or 2 then I will be happy. I also want to keep racing away, although its expensive it give me a chance to race against the best in my age group and above.

I don’t really think about the long term, I tend to leave that to my coach.

What I would suggest is that if you or your children wish to get motivated about cycling pop into Ian Browns and speak to Paul Brehaut or one of the lads there about it, or pop down to GVC flyers at Delancey Park on a Wednesday evening. But be careful what you wish for.

SO DAN WHY CYCLING? I had a go at Karting but didn’t find that it was challenging enough physically, I needed something that would challenge mind and body. I sold my kart and bought a bike and haven’t looked back ARE YOU IN A RELATIONSHIP? Yes I am and she is very understanding (at the moment) WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOUR CYCLING? When training I train to a demanding schedule set by my coach, Paul Brehaut. Its 6 days a week and can get lonely but I do get to train with others occasionally which makes things easier. During the season we race twice a week alternating between road, crit and Time trials.

WINE GUMS OR SNICKERS? Wine gums, but you can’t really beat Jelly Babies!!!!

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Think of a sportscar, any sportscar. Or better yet, ask a child to draw a sportscar, any sportscar. No, this isn’t the beginning of a bad magic trick, and I’m sure that very few would be under the illusion that anything epitomises the term ‘sportscar’ better than Porsche’s iconic 911 family.

This year is a special year for the nine-eleven as it celebrates its 50th birthday, not only an achievement in terms of how established its impressive lineage has become but also in that the 911 is consistently and absolutely recognisable in any of its myriad incarnations from 1953’s type-911 all the way up to the current type-991. Off the top of my head I can’t think of any other vehicle that could lay claim to such a mantle, although I must admit I’m firmly set in gush-overdrive as I sit here contemplating this column.

You see, Ferdinand A Porsche’s (not to be confused with his father Ferdinand A E Porsche who penned both the 356 and Volkswagen’s Type-1 ‘beetle’ for the infamous Adolf Hitler) flowing design is hard to knock and has remained current through the ages, with the original formula of rear drive, rear engine largely unchanged save for the necessary advances in automotive technology required to make this combination work.

Air cooled engines have been long gone since the days of the 993 ended and the older 930 Turbo models in particular are known to be somewhat unforgiving when it comes to putting the power down efficiently but the modern equivalents are nothing short of fantastic, always eliciting a smile on my face from the moment I try and calmly disguise my eager grab at the drivers’ door handle.

They just feel special, and everybody knows it, yet you can still remain fairly incognito behind the wheel of a 911 as they’re not so garish that everybody glances at you, which is an advantage when fending off the more jealous of stares. Obviously, just being in Jersey gives you a head start thanks to the multitude of higher price bracket vehicles on the road, but still, a 911 doesn’t bark out at people. Unless you want it to, that is.

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As the power levels continue to climb, so do the levels of drivability so it seems. Take for example the 997 GTS. Even with over 90 extra naturallyaspirated horsepower than its 1984 turbocharged cousin, it feels perfectly manageable and comfortable to use when just popping down to the shops for a pint of milk. Refined, smooth and easily manoeuvrable, the only low-speed reminder of what this vehicle is capable of being offered when you spot the rear wheel arches bulging into frame in the edges of your mirrors. When you want the oomph though, it’s there and it’s no less manageable. Could this be the perfect all-rounder?

Prices of earlier models are on the rise due to both popularity and dwindling availability, the prices of 964s having almost doubled in the past 3 years pays testament to their desirability and just last week I was chatting to somebody who regrets having sold their twin-turbo 993 to replace it for a 997 GT3, such is the rarity of the 993 these days. He said he’s never letting go of the GT3, and something tells me he’ll be true to his word, especially with the introduction of the new GT3, controversially not available as a manual option but only with Porsche’s PDK gearbox, imminent.

As technology progresses though, form need not follow function if the 911 is anything to go by. Let’s stay open to this progression and embrace it - it’s one of the core factors when it comes to creating a true icon that can survive in a competitive market generation after generation. Here’s to the next fifty years.

If you hadn’t already noticed, Jacksons are currently building the unmistakably curved façade of a dedicated Porsche showroom at their St Peter premises, and I for one can’t wait to peek inside.

IMMORTALISE YOUR PRIDE & JOY WITH THE HELP OF LOCAL ARTIST & DESIGNER LEWIS MATTHEWS We’ve all seen them, and I’m not too ashamed to say that I actually own one of them - you know the ones, those slightly kitsch caricatures touted on the internet where a nice car is given a ‘zany’ edge by the pen of a no doubt talented artist. But what you really want for your garage (I prefer the term ‘man shed’) wall is a realistic, hand drawn masterpiece based upon your very own vehicle, and that’s exactly what local artist and designer Lewis Matthews offers through his website boldauto.co.uk If you managed to catch him at his stand during the Jersey International Motoring Festival last month you’ll have no doubt been blown away by the work on display, but we discovered that there’s more to Lewis than just vehicle illustration.

Having studied a Batchelor of Arts degree in 3D design at Plymouth University after completing a 3 year course in Art & Design at Highlands College and working in various creative roles including as an interior designer, he’s hoping to fine tune one of the many strings on his bow by releasing a flat-packed lampshade in the near future subject to funding. We’re told that prototypes don’t come cheap, so if you’re looking to back a project like that look him up online and get in touch.

He’s also planning an exhibition locally come autumn / winter 2013 so keep your eyes peeled for more of his work.

This is a table. We’re fully aware that it’s a table, but as much as it wasn’t mentioned in the text above it’s nice and is one that Lewis has made.

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PHILLIPS RADIORECORDER BOOMBOX: 1969

The Boombox, otherwise known as the “Ghetto Blaster”, undeniably has some serious gangster connotations. I think most would agree that it is a huge shame that these monsters, weighing up to 26lb, are no longer seen on the streets of St Helier. Personally, I think it’s the perfect time for the return of the Boombox. Town is too often filled with people that are so distracted by the music blaring from their earphones that have no sense of what is happening around them.

It’s time for the Brixton Briefcase to make its triumphant return, to promote conversation, happiness and, in moderation, dance crews on the corner of every road (I base this on the fact that there always seems to be a Boombox in dance music videos). Even if you’re not one for the gangster lifestyle (who isn’t?!), the uses of the Boombox are never ending, perfectly demonstrated by John Cusak in Say Anything, in one of the finest attempts to “get the girl” ever seen. Admittedly, the Boombox is a retro look, and with the originals being produced in 1969, they are difficult to get hold of. However, there are always the modern equivalents, with TDK producing the 3-speaker BoomBox, putting a modern twist on the classic designs, whilst still allowing you to demonstrate to others just how good your music taste is very, very loudly.

IBM 5100: 1975

In 1975, IBM unknowingly started something that would lead to the tech-crazed, Facebookparented age that we live in today. They created the first type of laptop. The standard flip-up form that we recognize today was first seen 10 years later, but everything stemmed from IBM’s “portable” computer. However, this goliath was portable in the sense that a caravan is technically portable. It can be moved, but it would take a large vehicle to get it anywhere. Roughly the size of a small suitcase (the actual description used), this incredible new invention had about 0.2Mb of memory. For those who don’t get that, this thing could not have held a standard song on iTunes. The display on the “laptop” was an

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area of 5” diagonally, showing 64 characters.

To put that into context, this sentence is exactly 64 characters. Today, the choice of laptops grows every day. With more than a little bias, I would say that the most stylish, sophisticated and all-round best modern equivalent would be the Apple MacBook Pro. It takes the ideas of the 5100, and blasts them into a new dimension. They’re available from any good electronics store, or online, ranging in price from £1,200 to £1,800, depending on display size.

SONY WALKMAN: 1979

The iPod would be nothing had Masura Ibuka, the head of Sony in the 1970s, not decided to create a new way for people to listen to music on the move. If IBM started a revolution with the laptop, Sony truly created an unstoppable leviathan with the Walkman.

Not only did this product inspire the iPod, it also led to almost every other MP3 player, and also is the reason that every phone nowadays has a built in speaker system. So yes, you can blame Sony for every child gang crowding around phones listening to what seems to be excessively offensive rap-metal.

However, don’t just think of the Walkman as a tool to promote youth gang culture. Sony’s creation, recently named the most important musical invention of the last 50 years by The Guardian, helped the cassette, an invention struggling in the 60s, gain incredible popularity. The Walkman sold nearly 50,000 units in the first two months of its creation, and thus cassette tapes became the most popular way to listen to music. Today, the most obvious replacement for the Walkman is the iPod (I promise this is not a shameless plug for Apple products). The cassette, and in many ways the CD, has become obsolete, and MP3 has become the only way to listen to music on the go.

NINTENDO GAMEBOY: 1989

Before the Playstation, before the Xbox, even before the Gamecube, Gunpei Yokoi of Nintendo research labs had seemingly ridiculous idea of handheld portable gaming.

His ideas were ludicrous, insane, challenging,

and yet who could question a man working for one of the largest gaming companies in the world? Out of the madness of Yokoi’s mind was born the Gameboy. Every person that had a childhood can say without doubt that they have memories of playing on a Gameboy, although it is unlikely that they played one of only 9 launch titles, only two of which being European. Despite the apparent lack of games, the Gameboy still managed to sell 118.69 million units overall, the original Gameboy selling almost 70 million in the first two years of its release. It was a revolution of gaming, allowing connection between two consoles and displaying 160 x 144 megapixels on its 2.6 inch screen. These days, Nintendo are still leading the market in handheld gaming, with the Nintendo 3DS. It allows internet access, connectivity and camera usage. The price of the 3DS is roughly £110.

NOKIA 3310: 2000

Legend has it that in the year 2000, a small Danish company under the name of Nokia released a mobile phone so indestructible that it had to be sent away to be military tested...by the North Koreans. That’s right, anyone that has been on the Internet has come across stories of how the 3310 has stopped bullets, destroyed cities and there’s even a horribly historically inaccurate theory that it was used to bring down the Berlin wall. It was perhaps this security against the dreaded screen-crack that led to Nokia’s genius invention selling roughly 126 million units worldwide. Not only was the 3310 unbreakable, but it also boasted many features that were rare in mobile phones of its time, such as longer SMS messages, stopwatch and calculator. We may think of these things as the standard now, but in the millennium year, the 3310 was revolutionary!

Today, in order to see how far Nokia has come, you can get the Lumia. Whilst it may have some of the newest features you can find on a phone today, I question how well it would hold up against being dropped from bedroom windows, a special skill of Nokia’s landmark, stylish 3310.

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Get ready for augmented reality

By Grant Runyon (Cyborg)

I’m feeling optimistic!

Google, Apple, Facebook and the other mega-corporations that own you have been in the papers this month for letting American spies read through every piece of digital information created in the last six years. Many people think this is a bad thing, and I agree.

Yes, America’s security apparatus has a long and murky track record of toppling elected governments and feeding Fidel Castro LSD-soaked cigars, but surely there could be more humane punishments than forcing their operatives to sift through a hundred billion pictures of cats and girls saying ‘U OK HUN?’ when one of their mates has a passive-aggressive meltdown on Facebook.

Do you know about Canadian Meds and GENUINE RoleXXX? I guarantee some guy underneath the Pentagon does, because he’s been reading through every single email sent from Nigeria since the days when Jimmy Savile could still appear on CBeebies. For the sake of humanity I hope they keep him away from the nuclear launch codes.

I suppose all this fuss explains why my prototype Google Glasses haven’t arrived in the post yet, despite my status as Jersey’s third most popular technology blogger. I was really looking forward to the experience, which fast-forwards the user directly to the future by making everyday life resemble an Xbox game with particularly stupid non-player characters and by pumping adverts into our brains like grain down a French goose’s neck. It probably sends a video to the CIA every time you go number two, but it will be worth it to spread Google’s omniscient information feed all over reality like lovely digital vaseline.

Thanks to the eighteen hours each day I already spend plugged into the internet or staring my phone, I no longer need to remember facts, know how to navigate cities, or read and write unassisted. I’m composing this article using a combination of custom emoji, multitouch swipe gestures and shouting, all instantaneously uploaded to a data cloud and translated into words by an artificial intelligence developed to replace Stephen Fry when he ascends directly to heaven. The CIA are welcome to read whatever they want, because outsourcing the scrivening process to FRY 9000 gives me the freedom to spend more time mastering Angry Birds: Gull-AGeddon, live-tweeting family funerals and watching Harlem Shake videos uploaded by the Syrian government. I haven’t moved off the couch in nine days - #livingthedream.

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I welcome the coming of our digital overlords, which is why we at Gallery are negotiating to become the official supplier of augmented reality for Jersey, Guernsey and Alderney; and the supplier of regular reality to Sark. Whilst you’re reading this lovely paper antique, the doctors with the brain-wires are on their way and you’ll soon forget the days when our opinions weren’t delivered straight into your mind like 3 naan and a carton of greasy vindaloo.

Meanwhile, download this free preview of the killer apps that await you in the matrix.

Facebook Social Reality

Many of us have struggled to deal with real people for some time now - it can be very challenging to reconcile the squishy moving bits, the moisture, the smells with important information like whether a registered human identity likes Geordie Shore or has beaten your high score on Candy Crush Saga. As always, Facebook are one step ahead of society, and are adding their final touches to an app that promises 110% improvement to the imperfect process of human interaction.

The final plans remain under wraps, but rumoured features of Facebook Reality include the ability to ‘like’ real life objects and people, optional privacy controls that can kick in when the user is obviously inebriated and the ability to ‘unfriend’ actual humans, causing them to be rendered silent and invisible at all times. Simply liking the Gallery page will give you the benefit of interactive 3D tips on the best restaurants and the option to exchange virtual gifts from friends for priority brain surgery.

rEalBay - cash rules everything around you

The world of commerce is set to be revolutionised when realBay for Google Glass allows you to bid on everyday items, services and romantic relationships using PayPal or another accredited electronic transaction service such as bitcoin or the gems from Temple Run. You’ll have the option of rating and recommending sellers, meaning that the local cornershop will live in terror of your ability to barter down the cost of a tin of beans and kids’ birthday parties will devolve into a melee of negative feedback over shopworn Dora The Explorer lunchboxes. Alternatively, underpayment on three hot pasties and some Rizlas will allow Spar to remotely stop the beating of your heart.

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Remember all of those times when you were watching 24 hour news and thought “this would be so much better if they got random people and celebrities to repeat everything, except shorter and slightly wrong”? Well, #dontworry because #reality is about to go #OMGWTF when RealityTwitter upgrades the world of things and sensations via an always-on contextual feed of what idiots, loudmouths and Ricky Gervaise think about everything you see, from a lump of granite to the birth of your first child. Hashtag help I’m trapped in a hashtag burning building help RT if you agree LOL.

UbiquiGram - thanks for the memories

It’s hard to imagine how anybody enjoyed eating food or posing in front of the bathroom mirror before smartphones gave them the ability to share the experience with their peers. Fresh new app UbiquiGram goes one step further by replacing your brain’s ability to store individual memories with a series of filtered snapshots that can be rated and re-shared by friends, work colleagues and the CIA guy in his basement full of porn emails from Moscow. Deleting an experience, place or person from your feed will simultaneously and permanently erase all traces of it from your consciousness, a bit like Total Recall or Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. I think we can all agree there’s literally not a single potential downside to that whole idea - by ‘all’ I mean everybody except the early adopters drooling whilst smoke comes out of their ears and nostrils.

FarmVille 2: Turbo Hyper Farming

FarmVille was the game that took Facebook by storm, bringing people closer together by letting every cretin you added to be polite send you endless requests to buy virtual carrots from their virtual farm with virtual currency bought from a real corporation with more than a passing resemblance to one of the companies from RoboCop. The makers of the game have spent several years in consultation with wealthy investors from ‘the East’ to create a farming experience that offers unprecedented levels of immersion and breathtaking realism. On logging into FarmVille 2.0 with Google Glass, you’ll simulate selling your possessions, quitting your job and boarding a (virtual) plane to a mysterious and totally fictional Asian destination, where you’ll while away the hours digging virtual turnips in the hopes of advancing up the leaderboards. You’ll earn credits for each friend who joins you in this workers’ paradise, with the ultimate goal of maximising harvests, building a pigsty and driving a tank South across the border to taking part in a 100% simulated destruction of the hated Seoul puppet regime and the running dogs of the capitalist oppressors.

PHONE Beyond HOME Computers

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SONY XPERIA T

Handset only £289 or FREE on a Blue 18 month MyMobile Plan from JT Say hello to the Xperia T, the latest mid-range Android offering from Sony. With a big screen and wide edges, the SP sitscomfortably in hand and its aesthetics are comparable to that of Sony’s flagship, the Xperia Z. Under its hood is a dual-core 1.5 GHz processor, which packs a large amount of oomph. So much so that when using this phone to open apps, and do every-day tasks there is very little difference between the T and high-end smartphones making it an impressive yet affordable option.

HTC WINDOWS PHONE 8X Whoever you are, the HTC Windows Phone 8X is ideal for you. Why? Because it’s designed to complement you and your lifestyle.

As well as having a unique range of colour options to choose from, this HTC lets you personalise your screen with those things which LG BH9530TW suit your lifestyle best, giving you Home Theatre System the option to resize, rearrange or recolour any on your Delivering vivid and life-like sound,Live yourTiles home screen.

Whether using the HTC entertainment will never be the same again. A 3D Blu-ray socially, for business, or for a bit of home theatre system incorporating an aramid fibre cone everything, this powerful phone is speaker, 9.1 channel 3D sound and 4K uo-scaling, this designed to keep you connected home theatre setup is sure to impress. with the things you love.

Compatible with a multitude of disc and file formats for 880 ultra-wide-angle 8 playback and featuring twoThe microphone and two HDMI inputs as well as one HDMImegapixel output LG camera have gotfits allalmost of yourthree home entertainment timesneeds morecovered. into your shots than standard phone cameras. What’s more, the BSC sensor helps you take crystal clear £649.99 photos even in low-light conditions.

If you’re into music, you won’t be disappointed with the exclusively built in amplifier for Beats Audio™, meaning that you can appreciate high-definition sound whatever you’re doing.

Business users enjoy all the benefits of the Windows MS Office Suite, at their fingertips, making it a phone that suits the business meeting as much as it does the office party.

HTC really have got it mastered with the Windows phone 8X. However you live your life, this phone will has the flexibility to be a part of it.

Jersey Electricity Powerhouse : 505460 : 510010 Pop into theDon SureStreet store today to grab your handset for FREE on the Smart400 plan (£36/month), including unlimited texts and data.

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GALLERY WAS DELIGHTED TO DISCOVER THAT FREELANCE HAVE ACQUIRED THE DEALERSHIP FOR THe ICONIC BRAND NISSAN. ROBERTS TEAM ARE ALL UP TO SPEED TO DELIVER THE USUAL EXCELLENT LEVEL OF FRIENDLY CUSTOMER SERVICE THAT WE HAVE COME TO EXPECT FROM FREELANCE OVER THE YEARS. ROBERT WHEN DID YOU FIRST DISCOVER THAT FREELANCE WOULD BE ACCREDITED AS THE NISSAN DEALER FOR THE CHANNEL ISLANDS? It was in the Summer 2012 that Nissan advised us that they would like to appoint Freelance as the Nissan Dealers in both Guernsey and Jersey. We viewed this as a really positive step forward to further develop the Freelance business across the Islands by enhancing the range of vehicles we could offer both our current and new customers.

HOW DO YOU FEEL THE INTRODUCTION OF NISSAN HAS COMPLETED YOUR OFFERING AT FREELANCE? The introduction of the Nissan brand into our current business model really compliments the other franchises we already represent. Nissan is a long established and well respected brand that offers reliable Japanese technology that is continually evolving in an affordable price bracket. Their current range of vehicles incorporates small, efficient cars, practical mid-size crossovers like the funky “Juke” and the ideal family sized “Qashqai” that are much sought after for everyday life in Guernsey. Additionally, introducing the Nissan franchise has provided us with access to the excellent

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small NV200 van range which are ideally suited to the size of the islands with it’s parking and road constraints.

Alongside our other highly respected brands of Toyota, Renault, Vauxhall, Chevrolet and Dacia and the premium brand of Lexus we feel that Freelance now has a complete “family” of products that caters for every customers’ needs.

WHAT HAS BEEN THE INITIAL REACTION OF EXISTING NISSAN DRIVERS WHEN COMING TO FREELANCE FOR SERVICING ETC? The Initial reaction from current Nissan owners has been extremely positive, we have received great feedback on the facility developed at our Braye Road premises and we look forward to building strong relationships with these customers to satisfy their motoring needs both now and in the future.

If you are looking to upgrade, upsize or downsize why not pop down and let the dedicated team advise you on the huge array of opportunities that Nissan has to offer.

For more information or to arrange a test drive please call:

242190 or email enquiries@freelance.gg Vale Garage Complex, Bray Road, Guernsey, GY3 5PA

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JERSEY LIVE: AN IN-TENTS EXPERIENCE Jersey Live recently announced the exciting news that for the first time in its history – fittingly falling on its tenth anniversary event – the festival has been granted a license for a 2,000 capacity campsite. The organisers believe it will allow them to attract more overseas visitors to the island and give Jersey’s tourism industry a welcome boost, as well as potentially allowing the festival to grow in size and stature. We caught up with co-director Warren Holt to find out what it means for Jersey Live…

CONGRATULATIONS ON GETTING A CAMPING LICENSE FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS YEAR. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR THE FESTIVAL? It means we have come a long way, it means we have won the trust and support of the authorities by running a controlled and very safe event and it means that people can now enjoy the full festival experience at Jersey Live.

WILL THIS ALLOW THE FESTIVAL TO GROW IN TERMS OF CAPACITY? We hope so, yes. It is an alternative to guesthouses and hotels, which can be an expensive option for people who are on a tighter budget. We’re sure that in future people will still want to stay in hotels or guesthouses so that the economy will still enjoy the benefits of that source of income, but being able to offer a cheaper alternative to festivalgoers removes a big obstacle to Jersey Live’s success and allows us to compete on a more level playing field with other festivals around the UK and Europe.

IT'S TAKEN A LONG TIME TO SECURE. WHAT HAVE BEEN THE PREVIOUS OBJECTIONS AND HOW DID YOU OVERCOME THE OBSTACLES THIS YEAR? The objections came from the Connetable of Trinity, but we approached the Connetable of St Helier who was very supportive of the idea, and the lovely Dee, the owner of Stonewall Farm where the campsite will be located.

LOGISTICALLY, WHAT NEW ISSUES DOES THE ADDITION OF A CAMPSITE PRESENT FOR YOU? Exactly the same issues as the festival itself; the monitoring of attendees to make sure they are enjoying themselves in a safe manner and not causing harm or disturbance to others. Safety is the paramount principle of event organising.

HOW DO YOU INTEND TO ENSURE THAT THE CAMPSITE IS RUN SMOOTHLY AND SECURELY? By following the same control measures that have been implemented at Jersey Live and all of the other successful festivals around the world. Our event management teams and security have many years of festival and camping experience, which makes me feel very confident that we will not even be noticed, apart from bringing smiles and love to the Parish!

YOU’RE NOT ALLOWING ALCOHOL INTO THE CAMPSITE. DO YOU THINK THAT WILL BE AN ISSUE? WILL PEOPLE AT LEAST BE ABLE TO BRING THEIR OWN FOOD AND WATER? We do allow food and soft drinks, but as the campsite carries a liquor licence, it’s exactly the same as a pub in that we cannot permit alcohol to be brought in or we’d be breaking the law. It is a licensing matter, simple as that. A bar will open on the campsite at more than

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adequate times, until 11pm on Friday night and from 11am until 4pm on Saturday & Sunday. I’d like to think everybody would be at the festival by then, because they’ll be missing some incredible bands, DJs and lots more besides if they are not!

WILL THERE BE SHOPS AT THE CAMPSITE TO PROVIDE FOOD AND OTHER ESSENTIAL PROVISIONS? Absolutely. There will a great choice of food. On Friday you can get breakfast, lunch and dinner with wine, cider or beer. We will also be serving breakfast and lunch on Saturday and Sunday with a glass of wine, beer or cider, and on Monday will be serving breakfast, lunch and soft drinks, although the bar won’t be open – the same as every other festival I have ever been to. Of course water will be available at all times, and we’ll have a shop available with general provisions over the weekend.

Spiritually the campsite will be part of the festival itself, only separated physically by a short distance.

Only ticket holders will be able to camp and I’m sure that campers are going to have the most fun of all the festival goers HOW DO YOU INTEND TO POLICE THE TRANSFER OF FESTIVALGOERS TO THE CAMPSITE AT THE END OF EACH NIGHT? THEY'LL BE WALKING OVER A MILE, WILL THEY BE DIRECTED AND LOOKED AFTER

BY STEWARDS? 6-7000 people walk over two miles back to town from the festival and have done for several years now, but of course we want to ensure that visitors to the campsite get home safely each night and are employing stewards who will be positioned every 250m with the addition of self powered tower lights to guide them safely home to their tents.

TO SUM UP, IN A NUTSHELL, WHAT IS IT ABOUT THE CAMPSITE THAT WILL MAKE THIS A GREAT EXPERIENCE FOR JERSEY LIVE-GOERS? Spiritually the campsite will be part of the festival itself, only separated physically by a short distance.

Only ticket holders will be able to camp and I’m sure that campers are going to have the most fun of all the festival goers – I know where my home will be for the festival this year! We look forward to welcoming many happy campers to the festival.

Jersey Live takes place on Saturday 31st August and Sunday 1st September, featuring Fatboy Slim, Example, Chic featuring Nile Rodgers and many more. Camping Tickets are on sale now at www.jerseylive.org.uk, the JT Store, Bontour It, Channel Islands Direct and www. jerseytravel.com. Camping tickets are priced at £30 for 3 nights per person. The campsite opens on Friday 30th August 8am til Monday 2nd September 5pm.

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