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SATURDAY
MARCH.05.2007 TV@gairrhydd.COM
Casualty
The Ring Cycle
CITV: Tricky Quickies
Hitler’s Holocaust
All Dogs Go To Heaven II
BBC1 8:45pm
BBC2 9:30pm
ITV1 9.50am
Channel 4 4.25am
five 4.40pm
6:00am Breakfast 8:40am Comic Relief Does Fame Academy 10:00am Saturday Kitchen 11:30am Bill's Food 12:00pm BBC News; Weather 1:00pm Six Nations Rugby 5:20pm BBC News; Regional News; Weather 5:30pm Match of the Day Live 7:30pm To Be Announced 8:30pm The National Lottery: Saturday Draws This weeks lottery numbers are going to be 9, 15, 25, 29, 37, 47 and the all important bonus ball is number 23! Better go and get a ticket. 8:45pm Casualty I reckon this programs a bit good. I used to watch it with my mum and then go to parks and drink White Lightning and cheap vodka. Those were the days. 10:00pm BBC News; Weather 10:25pm Match of the Day 11:40pm Film To Be Announced 1:15am Joins BBC News 24 This bloody Thursday has almost been the death of me. You lot in readerland ought to be damn thankful that I just didn’t bother, and went to bed which is calling me as we speak. Also, it’s T Guy’s birthday, and he’s spent nearly 7 hours in a sweaty room staring at a fickering screen for your benefit. Quite frankly, we deserve nothing more than a knighthood. I’m really struggling for space now so I’m literally typing whatever words arrive in my head. Quark Express is confusing, and even though Macs look quite cool, they are wank. Why can’t I go home? I want a Frijj milkshake. I don’t have a single orange tshirt or jumper. I hate Enter Shikari.
6:00am Balamory 6:20am Tweenies 6:40am Big Cook Little Cook 7:00am To Be Announced 7:25am To Be Announced 7:40am To Be Announced 8:00am Arthur 8:25am Bernard 8:30am Mortified 8:40am To Be Announced 11:30am Moto GP 1:00pm To Be Announced 2:20pm The Sky at Night 2:40pm Film To Be Announced 4:10pm TOTP 2 Here's another program which I like to watch, I don't know what's wrong with me today. Top of the pops 2 is better than the normal one because not only do you get to listen to a better era of pop music, but you also get to have a giggle at the fashion of old. 4:45pm Final Score TV Kyle supports Newcastle, they're not very good but we have “the best fans in the world”. Don't we TV Guy? 5:00pm Meerkat Manor 5:25pm The Enemy Below 7:00pm Crufts 2007 8:30pm Dragons’ Den 9:30pm Wagner’s Ring Cycle 2:00am Film To Be Announced 3:50am Joins BBC News 24 More horrific large gaping spaces to fill, and I’m so tired that I can’t even be arsed to make a poor sexual innuendo. More things from the brain of TV Marshall. Socks are nice. I haven’t had a Frey Bentos pie in ages. Uni Hall should be moved onto the site wherever Mechanic Engineering is, because I assume it’s some kind of Maths and that bores me, and it would mean that I wouldn’t have to wait for the pissing bus every day. Listen to Girls Aloud x
6:00am Fun Song Factory 6:10am Engie Benjy 6:20am Pocoyo 6:35am Dora the Explorer 6:55am Mickey Mouse Clubhouse 7:25am Lilo and Stitch 7:50am SpongeBob SquarePants 8:10am Emperor's New School 8:35am Kim Possible 9:10am SpongeBob SquarePants 9:25am CITV:Horrid Henry 9:35am CITV:Bel's Boys 9:50am CITV:Tricky Quickies 10:00am CITV:Art Attack 10:20am CITV:The Amazing Adrenalini Brothers 10:30am CITV:Drake and Josh 11:00am CITV:King Arthur's Disasters 11:30am Coastal Kitchen 12:00pm Saturday Cooks Live 1:00pm ITV News; Weather 1:35pm ITV Wales News and Weather 1:40pm American Idol 2:40pm The Crocodile Hunter Diaries 3:35pm Agatha Christie's Dead Man's Folly 5:00pm Local News and Weather 5:15pm ITV News; Sports Results; Weather 5:20pm ITV Wales News and Weather 5:35pm Itv News 5:48pm ITV Weather 5:50pm Harry Hill's TV Burp 6:20pm Dancing On Ice 7:20pm Primeval 8:20pm Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? 9:20pm Dancing on Ice - The Skate Off 9:50pm Al Murray's Happy Hour 10:30pm ITV News; Weather 10:45pm Al Murray's Happy Hour 10:50pm ITV Weekend News 11:03pm ITV Weather 11:04pm Regional Weather
6:10am The Hoobs 6:35am The Hoobs 7:00am Goalissimo! 8:00am The Morning Line Instructions on the best ways to enjoy class A drugs with your breakfast. 8:55am T4:Friends 9:30am T4:Musicool A more accurate description of this is probably T4:musicbad. But what do I know? I've been listening to Kelly Clarkson's 'Breakaway' on repeat for nearly a whole day. 10:30am T4:Popworld Does Simon Amstell still do this? If he does then it's probably still very good. 11:20am T4:Friends 11:50am To Be Announced 12:25pm T4:Shipwrecked 2007: The Hut Cam Diaries 12:55pm T4:Shipwrecked 2007: Battle of the Islands 2:00pm Channel 4 Racing 4:10pm A Place in the Sun Revisited 4:45pm Deal or No Deal Classic 5:30pm Monarchy with David Starkey 6:30pm Channel 4 News 7:00pm Born Survivor: Bear Grylls 8:00pm Bremner, Bird and Fortune 9:00pm Gosford Park 11:35pm The House of Mirth 2:10am To Kill a King 4:05am To Be Announced 4:25am Hitler's Holocaust This might be interesting, but you’re probably better off just enjoying this weeks fudge tunnel instead. 5:25am Countdown More ramblings of a madman. Recycling is for dullards. Bring back Thundercats. Betty Rubble is fit. Stop giving me my fucking flyers, and also don’t look at me as if I’ve pissed on your kids if I immediately screw it up and drop it on the floor. Words are fun. This mouse is gash. Fudge. xxx
6:00am Sunrise 6:55am Franklin 7:25am Miss Spider's Sunny Patch Friends 7:35am Peppa Pig 7:45am Make Way for Noddy 8:00am Harry and His Bucket Full of Dinosaurs 8:15am Harry and His Bucket Full of Dinosaurs 8:30am Rupert Bear 8:45am Rupert Bear In this program animals are seen sporting sweater vests and knitted scarves. How do you expect children to learn anything about the world if this the kind of crap they're being fed? I fucking hate Rupert Bear and all that he stands for. Dickhead. 9:00am Jane and the Dragon 9:30am Don't Blame the Koalas 10:00am No Girls Allowed This programme is nearly the name of one of TV Marshall's favourite bands. Instead, it's the slogan of one of his favourite 'foods'. 1:00am Xcalibur 11:35am The Gadget Show 12:25pm To Be Announced 12:35pm The Sting II 2:30pm Housekeeping 4:40pm All Dogs Go to Heaven II 6:05pm To Walk with Lions 8:00pm five news and sport 8:15pm NCIS 9:10pm CSI:NY 10:10pm Law and Order 11:10pm Grey's Anatomy 12:10am Grey's Anatomy 1:10am Quiz Call 5:35am Wildlife SOS Fuck off TV Fran. Fuck Off TV Fran. Fuck Off TV Fran. Fuck Off TV Fran. Fuck Off TV Fran. Fuck Off TV Fran. Fuck Off TV Fran. Fuck off TV Fran. Fuck off TV Fran. Fuck off TV Fran. Fuck off TV Fran. Fuck off TV Fran. Fuck off TV Fran.
7:00pm BBC3 Outtakes 2006 These are clips from programs that didn't quite make it onto BBC3. To be fair it's always such a fantastic schedule and it's not as if they show repeats of shit sitcoms which could easily be sacrificed. 2006 7:10pm Eaten Alive 7:40pm Top Gear 8:40pm Comic Relief Does Fame Academy On Three 9:50pm Little Britain 10:20pm Comic Relief Does Fame Academy On Three 11:20pm Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 11:50pm Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 12:20am EastEnders Scandals 12:50am Little Britain 1:20am Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 1:50am Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 2:20am Help! My Dog's as Fat as Me I'm sorry, but I still can't get over this. The title of this program is so good that I don't even care that Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps is on four fucking times. In fact, I'll actually sit and...(SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!!!!)
7:00pm To Be Announced 7:05pm The Mill on the Floss 9:00pm The Year in Chat: 1997 10:00pm Hotel 10:30pm Face I think BBC4 could take a leaf out of BBC3's book when it comes to naming their programmes. Hotel? Face? It's all a bit uninspiring. Can I suggest combining the two to create “Help! My Face's as Fat as a Hotel”? Ok, so you'd be hard pushed to find somebody with a face that fat, but the title is catchy and at least somebody is going to read it and tune in. 12:10am The Year in Chat: 1997 1:10am Proms on Four 2006 3:10am The Year in Chat: 1997 Words. I need more bloody words. Well, it’ll probably have broken over the weekend, but I have it on a very good source that Charlotte Church is preggo. Bearing in mind this is written on what will be last Thursday, I am a gossip genius, so kiss my cleft Victoria Newton you ageing, lying, faux-goth harpy.
6:00am Ni Ni's Treehouse 7:20am MacDonald's Farm 8:25am Mags and Mo 8:30am Bug Alert! 8:50am The Wheels on the Bus 9:00am Teleshopping 9:25am Emmerdale Omnibus 12:35pm Coronation Street Omnibus 3:00pm Holiday Showdown 4:00pm Australian Princess 4:50pm ITV at the Movies 5:20pm Smallville 6:20pm Smallville 7:20pm Australian Princess 8:20pm Dancing on Ice: Defrosted 9:20pm Harry Hill's TV Burp 9:50pm Dancing on Ice: Defrosted Results 10:20pm Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot 12:05am Dancing On Ice 1:05am Dancing on Ice - The Skate Off 1:35am Dancing on Ice: Defrosted Results 2:00am ITV Play: Make Your Play 3:15am Emmerdale Omnibus My Dutch mate gave me some amazing waffles in Latvia. This isn’t a drugs reference, he actually did.
6:00am E4 Music Zone 2:00pm 4Music Presents... 2:30pm Hollyoaks 5:00pm Friends 5:30pm Friends 6:00pm The Simple Life: Interns 6:30pm Shipwrecked 2007: The Hut Cam Diaries 7:00pm Shipwrecked 2007: Battle of the Islands 8:00pm Friends 8:30pm Friends 9:00pm To Be Announced 12:00am Shipwrecked 2007: Battle of the Islands 1:00am The 100 Greatest TV Ads 4:00am The Simple Life: Interns 4:30am Switched 5:00am Switched 5:30am Switched I bought some bright socks from Top Man the other day, they are comfy, but they feel a bit cheap. TV Jazz on the other hand seems to know more about this than me, so I’ll hand you over to her for her expert opinion. In my sock collection red and pink socks prevail, lovely fine knit, wash well and smile inducing. Good times, although of late i’m rather enjoying metallics. And I even have a pair of cashmere blend ones. Mad fer it!
6:10am The Hoobs 6:35am The Hoobs 7:00am Goalissimo! 8:00am The Morning Line 8:55am To Be Announced 9:10am Friends 9:40am Shipwrecked 2007: The Hut Cam Diaries 10:10am Cynhadledd y Democratiaid Rhyddfrydol 12:10pm The OC 1:05pm Beauty and the Geek 2:00pm Channel 4 Racing 3:00pm Y Clwb Rygbi Rhyngwladol 5:40pm Deal or No Deal 6:25pm Location, Location, Location 6:55pm Newyddion a Chwaraeon 7:10pm Y Clwb Pel-Droed 7:45pm Hwyl y Noson Lawen 8:15pm Codi Canu 9:00pm Tywysogion 10:00pm Gosford Park 12:20am Bremner, Bird and Fortune 1:20am The 50 Greatest TV Dramas 4:05am KOTV Also on the sock front, patterns! You can’t knock a good print or pattern. I’m told TV Kyle’s dad owns musical socks, Christmas themed to be exact. What an inspiration to us all. I think we can learn a lot from socks that play Jingle Bells. Let’s all take a moment.
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