Television
November 29 2003
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Thursday 4 December BBC1
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06.00 Breakfast 09.00 Kilroy 10.00 Homes under the Hammer 11.00 Big Strong Boys 11.30 Cash in the Attic 12.30 Eggheads Called so because of the desire of the audience to bash in the contestants’ heads with a spoon. 13.00 BBC News; Weather 13.30 Regional News and Weather 13.40 Neighbours 14.05 Doctors 14.35 Murder, She Wrote 15.20 BBC News; Weather; Regional News 15.25 CBeebies: Fimbles 15.45 CBBC: Stuart Little 16.05 Mona the Vampire 16.20 The Story of Tracy Beaker 16.35 Fairly Odd Parents 17.00 SMart Vic Reeves drops in to help my housemate Anna with a SMart make. Never knew they were friends... 17.25 Newsround 17.35 Neighbours The Hoylands celebrate that stupid slag’s birthday, but their dubious vicar of a mother appears to have forgotten. 18.00 BBC News 18.30 Wales Today; Weather 19.00 The Vicar of Dibley 19.30 EastEnders 20.00 Judge John Deed 21.30 Traffic Cops: After Dark 22.00 BBC News 22.30 Regional News and Weather 22.35 Question Time 23.35 Dragon's Eye 00.05 This Week 00.50 FILM: Tall, Dark and Deadly Drama about a woman who finds herself in a potentially fatal relationship when, having just broken up with her boyfriend, she begins dating a handsome, enigmatic stranger who turns out to be a psychopath.** “We’ve all been there” - TV Holly. 02.30 Sign Zone: Design Rules 03.00 Sign Zone: Antiques Roadshow 03.45 Sign Zone:
06.00 CBeebies: Yoho Ahoy 06.10 Fireman Sam 06.20 Fimbles 06.40 Tweenies 07.00 CBBC: ChuckleVision 07.20 Fix and Foxi 07.30 Scooby-Doo and Scrappy-Doo 08.00 Newsround 08.05 Raven 08.30 CBeebies: The Story Makers 08.55 Pingu 09.00 Tweenies 09.20 Sergeant Stripes 09.30 Fimbles 09.50 Teletubbies 10.20 Hands Up! 10.35 Watch 10.50 The Way Things Work 11.05 Bobinogs 11.20 Focus - Citizenship 11.30 The Daily Politics 12.30 Working Lunch 13.00 Tennis 15.30 Escape to the Country 16.30 Ready Steady Cook 17.15 Weakest Link 18.00 The Simpsons 18.20 The Fresh Prince of Bel Air 18.45 Buffy the Vampire Slayer Andrew starts filming a documentary of the Scooby Gang's activities. The Seal of Danthalzar is causing chaos at the high school. 19.30 Counties of Wales: Pembrokeshire 20.00 Escape to the Country 21.00 Horizon 21.50 The World's Most Powerful Computer Mogul Series profiling successful figures, with Alvin Hall, a hilarious camp man. 22.30 Newsnight 23.20 BBC Four on BBC Two: Stan Tracey: The Godfather of British Jazz 00.30 BBC Learning Zone: Open Science: Rough Science 01.00 The Next Big Thing 01.30 Lab Detectives 01.50 What Have the 80s Ever Done for Us? For one thing, they gave birth to the wonderful A-Ha and the equally fab OMD. AND Depeche Mode. 02.00 The Incredible Shrinking Chip 02.30 Earth, Life and Humanity 03.00 Cybersouls
06.00 GMTV 09.25 Trisha 10.30 This Morning 12.30 ITV Lunchtime News and Weather 13.00 Today with Des and Mel 14.00 Love 2 Shop 14.30 Prized Possessions 15.00 HTV News and Weather 15.15 Meg and Mog 15.20 Engie Benjy 15.30 SpongeBob SquarePants 16.00 Beat the CyBorgs 16.30 That's So Raven 17.00 The Christmas Show 18.00 HTV News and Weather 18.30 ITV Evening News; Weather 19.00 Emmerdale Marlon appeals to a higher power to help get him through the night. Viagra, then. 19.30 The Ferret 20.00 The Bill 21.00 Holiday Showdown 22.00 ITV News at Ten 22.30 Crime Secrets 23.00 Wales This Week This week, Wales has been very wet, very grey and very temperamental. I also went to The Woodville for the first time since my first day in Cardiff, over two years ago, despite walking past it every day on my way to lectures. 23.30 Single Sarah makes an attempt to find a man by setting up blind dates, only to end up falling for the barman. Better the ones who make you blind, than the blind ones, that’s what I say. 00.30 The Joy of Decks 00.55 Love Match Utterly terrible mobile-phone orientated dating game show. But at least it’s nothing to do with tennis; the lack of an associated game show with that sport, given the potential titles, is baffling. 01.20 Turn On Terry 01.45 Dare to Believe 02.10 CD:UK 03.00 The Machine 03.25 Cybernet 03.50 Motorsport UK
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19.00 The 7 O'Clock News on BBC Three 19.15 Miss Dynamite Re:covered “Acceptable face of black urban youth for politicians to name-drop and sound convincingly hip re:covered” more like. 19.30 TOTP 2 20.00 Liquid News with Claudia and Paddy 20.30 What Not to Wear . 21.00 Body Hits 21.30 Body Hits 22.00 EastEnders 22.30 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 23.00 Little Britain Cupboardy. 23.30 Love for Sale: Service with a Smile See advert on Friday’s listing. Only without the smile. 00.00 Liquid News with Claudia and Paddy 00.30 Body Hits 01.00 Body Hits 01.30 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Crisps 02.00 Little Britain 02.30 The Third Degree
09.25 Coronation Street 09.55 Emmerdale 10.30 Trisha Extra 11.00 Sally Jessy Raphael 11.50 Judge Judy 12.40 Coronation Street 13.10 Emmerdale 13.40 Trisha 14.45 Trisha Extra 15.15 The John Walsh Show 16.05 Sally Jessy Raphael 16.55 Judge Judy 17.50 Dancing in the Street 18.00 Coronation Street 18.30 Emmerdale 19.00 Jerry Springer 19.50 Chart Choice 20.00 Airline 20.30 Airline With the Irish bint from Girls Aloud. Not to be confused with the mental bint, or the ugly bint. 21.00 Family 22.00 FILM: XMen 00.00 The Frank Skinner Show 00.50 Jerry Springer 01.40 Late Show with David Letterman 02.30 Teleshopping 03.30 Trisha 04.30 Trisha Extra 04.50 Judge Judy
A New Life Down Under C4 8pm
What Have The 80s Ever Done For Us? BBC2 1.50am
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06.05 The Hoobs 06.30 The Hoobs 06.55 RI:SE 09.00 Ysgolion 11.30 Anelu at Ragoriaeth 12.00 News at Noon 12.30 Planed Plant Bach: Binca 12.40 Planed Plant Bach: Rhacsyn a'r Goeden Hud 12.50 Planed Plant Bach: Lisabeth 12.55 Planed Plant Bach: Joshua Jones Yes, the guy on the barge. He was Welsh as well as Fireman Sam. Wow! 13.15 Fifteen to One 13.45 Fifteen to One 14.15 A Place in the Sun 15.15 Countdown 16.00 Planed Plant: Byd Bach Bedwyr 16.15 Planed Plant: Hotel Eddie 16.50 Planed Plant: Ffeil 17.00 Richard and Judy 18.00 The Salon 18.30 Wawffactor! 19.10 Wedi 7 19.30 Newyddion 20.00 Pobol y Cwm 20.25 Welsh in a Week 21.00 Pawb a'i Farn 22.00 Slaymaker 22.30 Fideo Mondo 23.05 V Graham Norton 23.45 Daisy Daisy 00.15 Scrubs 00.45 Coldplay - Live in Sydney 01.45 Sound Travels 02.05 The PJs With PJ Harvey, PJ O’ Rourke, PJ Proby and PJ from Byker Grove. Spot the most talented one. Clue: He was in Byker Grove. 02.30 Freesports on 4: Nokia Women's Pro Surfing 02.55 Skiing on 4: Snowboarding 04.40 Nokia Totally Board Deputy Editor Alex “What happened to my other dimension?” Macpherson just hijacked the stereo and put on - oh surprise! An attractive female solo chart pop act, who at the same time is credible. Yawn.
06.00 Sunrise 06.30 A House That's Just like Yours 06.55 Hi-5 07.30 Make Way for Noddy 07.45 Make Way for Noddy 08.00 The Book of Pooh 08.30 Rolie Polie Olie 08.55 MechaNick 09.05 Franny's Feet 09.20 Softies 09.25 Life Blood 10.00 The Wright Stuff 11.00 The Terry and Gaby Show 12.00 five news at noon 12.30 Home and Away 13.00 Family Affairs 13.30 BrainTeaser 14.35 The Streets of San Francisco 15.35 FILM: Stranger on the Run *** 17.30 five news 18.00 Home and Away 18.30 Family Affairs 19.00 five news 19.15 CIS Insurance Cup Football: Partick Thistle v Celtic Hey, it’s good to finally see some Scottish football on TV rather than it being clogged up by the English leagues all the time. Are you happy now, miserable Celt who wrote into letters last week complaining about me? Anyway, you clearly mistook me for someone who actually knows and cares about sport, apart from that Wales and Scotland’s national teams aren’t very good. I’m not against national pride, they just aren’t very good! They didn’t qualify, hence my argument proved. Next! 21.35 Chelski Oh... 22.05 FILM: Crying Freeman 00.10 Jonathan Pearce's Football Night 00.50 CIS Insurance Cup Football: Partick Thistle v Celtic 02.20 Dutch Football: Ajax v Feyenoord 03.50 Argentinian Football
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10.00 The Salon Live 17.00 Friends 17.30 Friends 18.00 Good Morning Miami 18.30 The Salon Live 19.00 Dawson's Creek 20.00 Friends 20.30 Friends 21.00 Joe Millionaire UK 21.45 Father Ted 22.15 Bo Selecta! 22.50 Bo Selecta! Chris Moyles appears in his Christmas video. Says a lot. 23.20 V Graham Norton 00.00 The Salon 00.30 Hollyoaks 00.55 The Michael Essany Show 01.25 Your Face or Mine? 01.55 Joe Millionaire UK 02.40 Bo Selecta! 03.05 Bo Selecta! Basically guys, the only music you need to be listening to this week is The Black Heart Procession, because after literally years of trying I’ve finally got their first album and it’s amazing. So buy that first, and then the other three. And then you’ll be as cool as I am. Only not quite because I bought them FIRST. So there. And if you’ve already got them come up to the office on a Thursday, I need you...
06.00 Dr Phil 07.00 Malo Korrigan 07.30 Yu-Gi-Oh! 08.00 Relic Hunter 09.00 Stargate SG-1 10.00 The X Files 11.00 Angel 12.00 Dharma and Greg 12.25 Jenny Jones 13.20 Dr Phil 14.15 FILM: Behind The Mask ** 16.00 Relic Hunter 17.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation 18.00 Stargate SG-1 19.00 The Simpsons 19.30 The Simpsons 20.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse 21.00 Fear Factor UK 22.00 Uncut! 22.30 Scare Tactics Hidden camera show with Shannen Doherty. A medical test volunteer believes he's taken some deadly pills and a lab caretaker sees an experiment go horribly wrong. I wouldn’t normally touch hidden camera shows with my ten foot barge pole, but this does sound great. 23.00 Uncut! The Villa 00.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation 01.00 The X Files 01.50 Angel 02.40 JAG 03.30 Cops 03.55 Mile High 04.45 Dirty Money 05.10
As S4C except: 06.00 The Trap Door 09.30 4Learning 9.30 Physical Processes. 9.50 Maths Mansion 4. 10.10 Arrows of Desire. 10.35 Extra 3: Auf Deutsch. 11.00 Hoobs. 11.25 The Virtual Body I have the perfect virtual body. To go with my virtual brain and virtual future career. 11.45 Animated Tales. 12.30 Cheers 13.00 FILM: The History of Mr Polly *** 14.45 Fifteen to One 16.00 A Place in the Sun 18.30 Hollyoaks Things are bad at the Deans, as Craig steals milk. From Izzy. 19.00 Channel 4 News 19.55 Turner Prize People's Poll 20.00 A New Life Down Under 21.00 Ancient Egyptians: The Twins 22.00 V Graham 22.40 Daisy Daisy 23.15 Forbidden Fruit. 00.20 Top Ten TV With Tom Baker. A run-down of the top 10 tv scifi, so expect: Blake 7, Space: Above And Beyond, Children Of The Dog Star and ThreeBreasted Aliens From Planet Zarg. 01.55 Freesports on 4: Red Bull Three Degrees. 02.25 Skiing on 4: Nordics
Thursday 27 November